Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #107 | 07.8.17

Episode Date: July 8, 2017

Unikove, Alex Crispin, Don Gero, Burt Sienna and Valvoline, Michael Foster and Ben Bennet, HMS, Former_Airline, Lips and Ribs, Fluorescent Heights, Form A Log, Gothenburg Soundcult, and Mnemosyne.

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routed out to your Eurorack and then you can also CV those LFOs so you can control their rate and stuff with CV from your Eurorack. It's a good thing. It's a good thing to have. Mike's falling asleep. He doesn't talk. He doesn't do gear talk. You're lucky I don't have...

What are the names of the little bugs that... Bed bugs? You're lucky I don't have bed bugs on my soundboard. I would have played bed bugs chirping when you were... Crickets? Crickets. Is that what you're talking about? You ever forget the word cricket?

Yeah, I've done it a couple times. I'm looking at a pedal now called the Super Wizard. The Super Wizard Lives, I think it's called. Or maybe it's just called Super Wizard. Yes, and it says the Super Wizard Lives. Oh, that's like a deluxe version of the Wizard of Pitch. Yeah, I have the Wizard of Pitch. I enjoy that thing.

And this says the Super Wizard is a behemoth of pitch shifting, glitching, and lo-fi echo delights. Dwarfcraft.com.fi echo delights dwarfcraft.com go to dwarfcraft.com check them out they also have a like a like a band camp maybe where I know they put out tapes and stuff like that too

oh they're doing tapes now huh send us some tapes we'll play it they did we didn't but dwarfcraft.com check them out if you want to buy some awesome... Oh, look at that. They got a mixtape. And then they got...

What's this other one? Quality Impressions. I was playing that in the background, then it stopped. Oh, is that what you were playing? Yeah. Did you shut that off, or did I shut that off? Yeah, it's rock music going.

It's some rock music going. A little rock and roll. You know what? I think it's just your Wi-Fi mic. No, you know what it is. I changed... I closed the tab. No, that'll do it.

But don't close the tab when you go to dwarfgraph.com. Check them out on the web, on the internet. What's going to happen if we go there? You're going to get their website. You're going to get all their HTML. Okay. You're going to get... You can look at all their pedals.

You can do whatever you want. Dwarfgraph.com. Can you purchase some things? Yes, Dave. Jesus Christ. You can purchase some things. you want. Dwarfcraft.com. Can you purchase some things? Yes, Dave. Jesus Christ, you can purchase some things. Come on. Dwarfcraft.com. Okay.

Gotta get the last word in. You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. It's a good label, too.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play are tapes. I play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. No, Mike. I go here. Where am I supposed to be?

I'm flat again, aren't I? Where do I go? Am I down low? You're doing a diminished seventh. God, Yeah, you do the inverse. Where do I go? Am I down low? Do a diminished seventh. God. Okay. I tell you this every time. All right.

Tabs out. Gazette podcast, episode number... I always say I'm going to check. Did I never? Don't start that right away. 107. I was trying to get Joe to do a spit take. It didn't work, though.

It almost worked. I think we should add... I almost did a choke tape. You did. I think we should add a...... I almost did a choke tape. You did. I think we should add a... Add what? A little sound clip in the back of the... We'll handle the paperwork.

All right, all right. Good. Getting me nervous. In the... I like this. Already. Already ridiculous. Who loosened this mic kids always

it's probably Jamie Orlando again what come on cool out you're being too scary there's too much sugar on everything right now what number episode is it what was I saying you were gonna talk about something oh the intro song you were gonna add something to it I'm just looking at Dave.

He's weird looking. I know. I can tell he's about to push it. I think we should add a new sound clip to it every single time. Oh, I... Until it's just all just... It's a completely new song in like 10 episodes? And Joe, on a serious note, I don't think we've ever asked you this.

Is it okay... Oh. Well, never mind. No. Switch it, I don't think we've ever asked you this. Is it okay... Oh. Well, never mind. Switch it up. Stay out of this. Take off your headphones, leave the room. Dave. Uh-huh.

When Joe dies, do we keep him in the intro or do we take him out? Oh, he stays in. He stays in the song as like a tribute? Yeah, of course. Because I feel like it's a little disrespectful. It's a little disrespectful to leave him in the intro song?

All right, come on. All right, leave him out there. Joe, what do you want? Why don't we ask Joe what he wants? He's sitting right here. He wasn't listening. What is it? Who wants to play the first tape?

Oh, wait, no. I want to know the thing. Mike wants to know it. Don't worry about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I'm getting cut from the intro song? Hey, first time I lost my virginity.

Let's move on. Give me my tapes. B and Dave. Come on, man. Why don't you guys start? Where are your tapes? Why don't you guys start off? Let me hand Joe his tapes.

Tapes? Let me hand him his tapes. Are we doing a double-double? Double-double-double-double. Do a double. I like doing the doubles. What do you guys think about the doubles? I love the doubles.

I love it. Love two strips of bacon. I love it. Somebody asked on Twitter what the two strips of bacon meant. And I just posted a... Oh, it was Joe McKay from Spring Break Tapes. Oh, okay.

He has about two strips of bacon. I just tweeted the screenshot of the scene from Strangers with Candy that it's in. Of the shoes? Yeah, and he was like, that doesn't help. Well, if you don't know, you know, you kind of... What are you guys going to play? I don't know.

Maybe you'll give me your name? Well, what are you going to play, Dave? Wait, are you doing two, or are we splitting this round? Hey, first time I lost my virginity. No, I'll do one, and you do one. Right? Is that what you wanted to do? Hey, first time I lost my virginity.

We can do that. Yeah, but if you do one, what are you going to do? I'm going to play this Alex Crispin tape. Wait, you're starting. You're going first? No, no, I'm going to go first. But we're doing his. We're talking about his first.

We're talking about his first. Interesting. That's cool, man. Joe's a to go first. But we're doing his. We're talking about his first. We're talking about his first. Interesting. That's cool, man. Joe's a little undecided. He needs some help. Oh, yeah. This is crazy. This is experimental. What's that like? Oh, it sounds like this. Oh, it sounds like that. All right. What's this look like? It looks like... For anyone who's not here.

It looks like a cup that you get at a Greek deli for your soda. Oh, yeah, like a really close-up shot of one section of it. And that's an O-card with some blues and some reds. And then, Joe, check this out when you pop the tape out, though.

Bam, check out that artwork. I like that. That looks nice, right? Ooh, that looks real nice. That's like, if you spot this, this is like a tape, if you spot a tape that looks like this in a thrift store, you know the guy on the inside is going to have a really balding perm

and all these keyboards around him, and he'll be holding a dove. If I squint really hard and kind of blur my vision, it looks like you're holding up Queen Night at the Opera. I am. Actually, I fooled you. That was a prank. Close-up magic. Where it's like the first third of the artwork.

Don't make close-up magic jokes. I tried to learn how to do it. Is that a dig at me? I thought we talked about that. No. Never mind. When did you try? Didn't even try.

Magic jokes? What are we talking about? Close-up magic. I had a book and everything. It's for big boys like me. All right. Then what are you going to play? I'm going to play this Unicove.

Wait. Did you say exactly what this was, Dave? Alex Crispin. Alex Crispin, Dave? Alex Crispin. Alex Crispin, yes. Alex Crispin, Idol Worship. Idol Worship. On Sounds of the Dawn. Sounds of the Dawn.

Of the Dawn. Yay! But what are we starting off with? This one. What does this be? Uni-Cove. Uni-Cove. One Cove.

Just one. A single Cove, but it's Cove with a K, right? Yeah. A Cove with one wheel? A Cve, but it's Cove of the Cay, right? Yeah. A cove with one wheel? A cove with one wheel? Cove of color? Yeah, like a unicycle? I think it's like a soda, like a German soda.

Unicove? Unicove. Unicove. Curious creatures. I don't know what label it's on. Hiddenize. Hiddenize. Label out of Cleveland.

Doesn't say it anywhere. There's like an H. Yeah. There's an H-E. There's their little. Yeah, that's all it is. And there's like, you'll't say it anywhere. There's like an H. Yeah. There's an H-E. There's their little. Yeah, that's all it is. And there's like no. You'll love this, Joe.

There's like no web presence either. I think there might be a SoundCloud. Maybe. But what's SoundCloud anymore? Yeah. That's like having nothing. It's a good job. It's a 73 out of 100.

Yeah, we played. What did we play last time? We played something from this label. Oh. I know. I got a machine listener tape. Oh. Yeah. What did we play last time? We played something from this label. I know I got a machine listener tape. Now we're there. I can't remember. Fuck.

We'll have to go back and look at that. Yeah. Or you go back and look at episode 106. Maybe you'll give me your name? All right. Dunn-A-Cove and Alex Crispin. Dunn-A-Cove, self-titled tape. And I got to say. Is it self-titled? We mentioned this before, but. Because it says creature. Let me see it. It says somethingve self-titled tape. And I gotta say... Is it self-titled?

We mentioned this before, but... Because it says... Let me see it. It says something? Yeah, on the tape. So minimal. It might just be the track titles. There's hardly anything there.

Oh, no. It says Curious Creatures. Curious Creatures? Yeah. I can't see, goddammit. It's so small. We mentioned this last time, but this, like,

this awesome paper that they use. Yeah, that's nice, shiny paper. It's like vellum-y, shiny paper. Oh, yeah, it's all coming back to me now. It's all coming back to Dave. You are so dumb. You'll think of it soon.

All right, Unico. Alex Christman. Alex Christman. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so me The Thank you. Unicove and Alex Crispin. Hot damn. Unicove went on Hidden Eyes. I wrote it down as Yuki Love. Yuki Love. You can call it that too. And Alex Crispin. Hot damn. Unicove went on Hidden Eyes. I wrote it down as Yuki Love.

Yuki Love. You can call it that too. And Alex Crispin. You need massage? Idol worship. Call 1-800-YUKI-LOVE. Yuki Love. What is that?

What are you doing there? It's a massage place. I don't know. I don't feel comfortable with this material. Let's move on. No, it sounds. The joke is. Mike doesn't like non-white accents.

If it's like a guy from Eastern Europe. I think it's because it's a sex thing. But the joke is... Wait, it was a sex thing too? That went over my head. The bit is it sounds like a really sexual massage, but it's not. It's not at all.

It's not at all. It's very profound. That's a big masonic number. What the hell, Mikey? There's so many signals that it is. There's a little special icon by the hours that looks like it could be

hinting at something. It has love in the phone number. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinion to yourself. Traditional massage. Very traditional. In the butt. Alright, let's move on. Is it my turn to play? Yeah.

It's for big boys like me. Okay, well, I'm going to, after that, not a downer, but that mellow. It was a mellow start. It was very mellow. Are you going to play rock music?

Well, I'm going to play. I'm going to host the show. Maybe this could be considered rock and roll. I think you can call this rock and roll. If it's 2017, why not? If it's 2017. I couldn't tell you any... There's probably so many genres,

I don't even know they exist. And if you told me one and said, name an example of the genre, I don't know. So, like, is this rock and roll now? Maybe. It could be, right? Yeah. Dave, name a rock and roll band. A current rock and roll band. I'm't know. So is this rock and roll now? Maybe. It could be, right? Yeah. Dave, name a rock and roll band.

A current rock and roll band. A current rock and roll band, Sleepy Son. Joe, is that one real? That is a real band. Yeah. Dave Millian likes them. They're pretty good. I like them.

Florida Dave likes them, too. Are they on the radio? No, they're not on the radio. No, I'm talking about name a rock and roll band. I don't know. Like a rock and roll. Maroon 5. No, that's not current. I'm talking about a current.

They are current. A current radio rock band? Yeah. They are current, but they're definitely not a rock band. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. Stumped you. I knew it was going to stump you. It's not really... Rock and roll is really not popular, though.

It's like hybrid. Is it Close Encounters of the Third Kind? What's going on? Or what I'm saying is maybe this is rock and roll. Who knows? You were doing a metaphor. I'm doing some deep thinking stuff. One time I took drugs. Don Giro

Wizarding Cassette on Crash Cymbals. I like that cover. This cover's awesome. It's like Avatar. Describe it, Joe. You're an army jerk. Upside down floating mountains. Like cartoon drips.

Oh, those are drips? I see. I took that as a topographical mountains. Let me get a little bit. But they're upside down. Oh, okay. Yeah. Alright. But multicolored. Like Rainbow Sherbert. Yeah, it's like Predator vision of mountains. Because from here, it looks like a Castlevania level

when you're jumping on floating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Floating little... Yeah. On top of that. Stalactite things. Can you hear me swallow this drink? Yeah, of course.

I feel like it's so loud in the head. It is so loud. You drink loud. You've always drunk loud. You're a loud drinker. Is that true? I just never want to talk about it before, but if we're bringing it up.

Wizarding, huh? I do some little computer wizarding. I build pretty good computers myself. Then I'm just done. No, I didn't get it. This name, Don, I guess it's maybe Don Garrow, is a character from the Legend of Zelda universe. Oh.

You never see him. I just got the new Zelda. Oh, shit. Would you get a Nintendo Switch? No, it's also for the Wii U. Would you get a Nintendo Switch, Joe? I like games. Jimmy likes games, too.

Do you like to play at green? You know what I'm busy doing. Hey, first time I lost my virginity. All right, so let's get... How was it? It was good. It was really fun. It was really fun.

It was the first time you lost your virginity? That was the... I love how he says, the first time I lost my virginity. Well, I knew you were born again for a little while, so you got it back. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself.

I don't really know much about who this is. I think they're from Portland. That's a good city. Play maybe the first couple. The tracks are called like Waterpillar 1, Waterpillar 2, Waterpillar 3, Fireball 1, Fireball 2. Rock 1, Rock 2.

Three healthy meals and snacks. So let's play a little of this and let's go into something. What do you got, Joe? You go after that. I'm going to play... Two strips of bacon.

We'll do a double dose. All right. I'm going to play this hip hop tape. Burnt Sienna and Valvoline. Capers. What is it? The first word? Burnt Sienna and Valvoline.

Is it Burnt Sienna or is it Burnt Sienna? Oh, it's Burnt. I'm sorry. You're right. It's Burnt. Burnt Sienna? Burnt Sienna. That's pretty good. It's Burnt Sienna or is it Burnt Sienna? Oh, it's Burnt. I'm sorry. You're right. It's Burnt. Burnt Sienna? Burnt Sienna. That's pretty good. It's Burnt.

It's really good. Burnt Sienna. Because I assumed it was Burnt Sienna too. I was thinking about that shitty... There's like a local dad rock cover band called Burnt Sienna from around here, right? Yeah, I wouldn't call it dad rock. I'd call it college rock. Is that what they are? Yeah, they play at De dad rock a college rock. Is that what they are?

Yeah, they play at like Deer Park for college kids. Oh, well, did they do that like 20 years ago? I think they still play, don't they? But now they play at like wedding receptions? Oh, maybe. Either way. Either way. It's burnt sienna. Burnt sienna is a really good name.

See, Mike, this is how you get a sticker made. Oh, look at that. Is that a die-cut sticker? It's a die-cut sticker. Is that of all the stuff on the cover? Yeah. Let's talk about this cover. Hand me that cover real quick.

I need to talk about the ratio, the size, like the scaling of objects on the cover. Of that cobra? Like, you have this shoe. And that mask? You have this shoe. And then the dice seem to be in proportion to the shoe. Like, if you had a sneaker, the dice would be that size.

But then what's this little mask? It's for your doll. Yeah, it goes with these shoes. Is it for the Viper? Oh, Dave's got his shoes out. I only have one. And then look at the little nunchucks. Who's using those little nunchucks?

Those are yours, buddy. Those are pencils. Let me see those. Those aren't pencils. There's a chain connecting the two. Oh, there is a chain connecting the two. The plot thickens. Well, anyway.

Burnt Sienna. Burnt Sienna. Burnt Sienna and Valvoline. Dave, shut the door. Burnt Sienna and Valvoline. I'll get it. I'll get it. The tape's called Capers.

Capers. I love Capers. They, if Brujah, if there's a local. Like a little. If there's a local... There's a local... I don't want to get into it. Never mind. Let's get into these tapes. Don Guero from Wizarding Tape on Crash Symbols.

Burt Sienna and Valvoline. Some Portland people, I think. Capers Tape. What is the name of the label? I don't know. I don't remember. It's really small in there.

You of now? All right. Let's get into this. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Not scared, prepared, and fully in there With doubts diminished, about to finish and wipe off Wipe on the next that's stepped upon And step onto the best that I slept upon Bomb, bomb, bubby taps with the vocal tone Capture the scene like Kodak Chrome

Daisy's pushing up on me Donald Byrd with the fancy freak Turn it around from the back So the eyes can see Full perspective For as much can be achieved With conscious selected Bring it in

Rumble, rumble with some ill skin Beautiful, so gorgeous With the backlit lens And love how you see Through the seat they feeded you then Don't squish the squaw Don't Squ the squad Don't squish the squad Don't squish the squad

Don't squish And always kept muy muy cariñosa And always kept muy muy cariñosa And always kept, muy cariñosa Yeah, boy, boy, got it all set. I'm out. Alright, yo what's the volume that I need when I came with speed And then I primed to the beat like people move their feet And I'm not scared to express the beat But it's gotta roll off the back unique I had so much class and ass and speech I had to get grips and discritique

I know, not beyond my knees But skin in the area's often seasonal The trials and trips and everything hustle Lumina, Barry, and everything bustle It was 48 minutes ago That I was checking on my phone and shaking down the scenario Ride around town even with no vehicle Put my hand through the roof even with my ceiling, no

Why do I do the things I do With passion taking over and juices oozing through? I need new bed sheets And a old funk record like TSU Tornado Pulling bags from a volcano Don't cry over spilled drain, no How could they say no? From the darn trouble dawn to the last peso

And all I can think of is my next Happy Lamborghese to the last day so and all i can think of is my next happy hamburger so Let bygones be eons Let bygones be eons Let bygones be eons And let these peasant waters In a world full of free arms Let bygones be eons And let these peas walk us In a world full of freons Let bygones be eons And let these peas walk us

In a world full of freons Let bygones be eons And let these peas walk us In a world full of freons Let bygones be eons Biscuits with no butter That's dry chrome Coming down rough You dry bone We'll be right back. And Medicare arrived I come through the bogus and I'm trying to stay alive Look through the boat Look through the flimsy Look through the water

All the circle in my penis Take it out your hands Do it like this Cause I'm gonna make my grand Got the heart Got the brain Got the art Coming through

Spraying my fire And my spark This is my name Pull out my full ass And rendish my money Clip truck down the glass And it's no question When I come to spark People looking at me This is my name, so loud, my full ass rendish, my money clip, chucked out, and last sentence. No question when I come to spark, people looking at me like they're stuck in talk. Prinkle in my feathers, what they do, they tether.

I'm pushing you around the pole, do the dance around the dome. Corporate ratio is in my soul. Corporate ratio, you're in my feet, barking me like a puppet to the endless 4-4-B. And I do what I do. Say what I'm saying and what I go through. Damn things go trans-trans, but can't say a damn thing about it. Hence awareness. I don't know what they're saying though.

You are channels of the media and has all. Formation format, disintegration I couldn't even try to combat Get my mission in hand, get my mission at large And I'm looking at constellations, I'm looking at stars If you pick it apart, I'll get in more detail Looking at sand, looking at seashells What world am I on?

And what planet are you from? Been talking to me with all kinds of chemistry All in the recipe of coke, you ain't my enemy, no Tryna figure out what it Tryna take it like it's just bit And I'm the person now, but I know what you're worse about And all these people just get Bygones be eons Let these peas warm it up you do you do some wizarding hello something so weird all right we're back are we i can't hear

myself in my headphones hello oh there we go jeez I had to turn down a little bit. Now we're great. Are we recording the podcast right now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Don Guiro, Wizarding, Crash Symbols,

and then after that was Bert Sienna, which is probably the best thing that's ever come through here, and Valvoline, Caper's Cassette on,

what did we decide on? U of Now, EWE. Well, that's what you were, I thought you were just You thought I was just shit talking with you? Yeah, just, you know. Capers would be a good project. Just talking about words. Capers would be a good project.

I was getting at something earlier, and I just wanted to say if you're going to put, no, I'm not going to get into it. Never mind. Again, you're just really These two spines go very well together. Oh, they do go well together. Fonts and everything. The fonts. Fonts, colors, everything. Fonts, colors. They're beautiful.

Sell them together. Capers would be like an old lady drone band. Look how old. Like 80. 80. Unmute my goddamn soundboard. Capers. Unmute it.

Jesus. Is that the big Masonic number? Capers is? We're capers. We're Capers. Don Gero, the Zelda mask. The frog thing. It looks a lot like the Here Come That Boy frog.

I'm Julie Capers and this is the Briny Flower Buds. I love turtles. Briny Flower Buds. All right, Davey, what do you got? The Briny Flower Buds. Granny Capers and the briny flower buds. All right. What do you got, Dave?

We play drone. How about I do... It's like they're really upset about it, too. They're not into it. Oh, yeah. They hate it. They hate it. Why do they do it?

They got to make a living. They got to make a living. Their grandkids should be tied into it somehow. One time, you know, the drone unions were really strong. They gotta make a living. They gotta make a living. Their grandkids should be tied into it somehow. One time, you know, the drone unions were really strong. And that's just all they know. In the 40s. One time, I took drugs.

All right, Davey boy, you got a double dose? I see you holding two tapes over there. I know what you're doing. I know what you're up to. Two strips of bacon from... How many? Two. Three. Two strips of bacon.

Two strips of... Three. Two strips of... from... How many? Two strips of bacon. Two strips of bacon. Mason. Three. Three. Cool, man. All right, what are you playing? Michael Foster and Ben Bennett. Okay.

Love Ben Bennett. Collaboration. No collabo. Yeah. Ben Bennett. I've seen No collabo. Ben Bennett. I've seen him a couple times live now. By accident. I've seen him solo and I've seen him in a trio.

I've loved everything that he's done so far. I've seen him solo twice. He's like a retro god in my mind. I saw him open for a $75 bill. I've loved everything in DC that was tight I didn't expect him to play so that's why I saw him by accident

it was a happy accident I love happy accidents and then I think VOV he played the Rainbow he played the Rainbow Records that's the other accident he played with Jack Wright he caught it lost my mind he played at Rainbow Records in Newark, Delaware. Oh, that's right. That's the other accidental time that I saw him. Because he played with Jack Wright.

Yeah, it was crazy. And then he caught it and lost my mind. He played with Jack Wright, right? Yeah. And the other guy on the guitar. The guitar guy. Yeah, I always forget the guitar guy. And it might get exciting at times. At times it gets really exciting.

This tape's awesome. Yeah. And this other one by a project called HMS. HMS. Who's that? Who's HMS? I don't really know. It's a... He doesn't even know.

It's a trio. Three people. From... Three? I think like Baltimore. It's a good city too, Joe. It is a very good city. I love it.

And they've been doing stuff for like 10 years. These are both on Astral Spirits, correct? Correct. A new batch that came out on Astral Spirits, correct? Correct. The new batch that came out on Astral Spirits. Hand those over to me. I like how they're getting a little fancy with the covers here. They're still doing the solid black designs of a shape. But having a background.

But now they add a little texture in the background. Yeah, what was that? A little water? Who knows what? It could be anything. Yeah. They're beautiful. I think the pink one is like denim. splash of color. Who knows? It could be anything. They're beautiful. I think the pink one is denim.

Denim textured. I like that you're looking at the green one. Denim like a jean. The pink one. Why does that light keep flickering? I need a new bulb. It's just the bulb.

This is actually a four piece. It's just the bulb? It's just the bulb? It's just the bulb. Let me get it. This is actually a four-piece out of Trio. You want to use my tools? Yeah. Okay, tools. Astral Spirits, they have these spines that I'm sure we all know by now. The black bar on one side and a little bit of red on the other side with the white text on it. And I was thinking they should do one that's just blue and don't explain it. Don't say anything about it.

Did you email them? No, but this is's just blue and don't explain it. Don't say anything about it. Did you email them? No, but this is the idea right now. This is it. Do you have the email typed up? You just haven't sent it? It's long, too. I printed out a hard copy.

I bet you already did mock-ups of the artwork. I mailed it to myself to see how it felt. I think it's a good idea. Mocked up a physical copy that you then have a picture of yourself holding it. What's that for? Just for reference to see what it really looks like when you're holding the stack and then the one blue one. Oh, like I photoshopped one of me holding the tapes? No, no.

You made it. You made a tape, a cover, and everything. Okay. Physical copy. And then took a picture of yourself holding it. I could do that, yeah. Yeah, I bet you already did. Psycho. All right, Dave.

Oh, Dave. You ready to play these tapes? Yes. Which one are you going to play first, though? Oh, my God. That's a good question. What the hell happened? Then I'm going to play HMS.

HMS is actually a four-piece, not a trio. Okay. It's four people. Four people. I don't want to leave the fourth person out. I would is actually a four-piece, not a trio. Okay. It's four people. Four people. I don't want to leave the fourth person out. I would never do that. I wonder who we left out. We'll never know.

That's not a bad now. They know. I think they know. I am the strongest man. They know who they are. All right. Let's do this. Two on National Spirits. spirits Thank you. ¶¶ so

so so uh Thank you. so uh Thank you. ¶¶ I'm going to go ahead and cut this. I'm sorry. So I love you. I'm sorry. so so so Thank you. so uh so so oh Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. That was Michael Foster and Ben Bennett followed by HMS. Two tapes on national spirits.

Two strips of bacon. Yes. On national spirits. One crispy and one kind of raw and flappy. Ew. Raw and flappy? Yeah. I forget we were saying something about... Oh yeah, I was thinking the whole time

during that Ben Bennett tape that he plays drums like it's level 83 of jazz ball. When the balls are really like all over the place. I hate jazz ball. You hate jazz ball? Yeah I love jazz ball

It's like one of the first games I played On the old PC Oh you're a PC gamer? I don't even think I know what jazz ball is You don't know what jazz ball is? No Actually I thought you were just doing a bit I don't know what jazz ball is

Are you serious? Yeah yeah yeah I was a pong man No this was Come on man This was The balls would be Joust? No This was... The balls will be bouncing... Joust?

No, no, no, no. The balls... Two balls bouncing around the screen. Kid Chameleon. And you... Never mind. That's not a game, right? Google Jez Ball.

How do you spell it? J-E-Z-Z-B-A-L-L. Jez Ball? Jez Ball. All right. Who should go? Your turn now. Calm down.

My turn? Get your shit together. Mike's turn. Is it showing? Your turn now. Calm down. My turn? Get your shit together. Mike's turn. Is it showing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're really nervous. I'm covered in sweat. Oh, I mean, it's super hot in here.

I'm angry it's going to be. Who keeps calling you? All kinds of people. I'm really very popular. I wish I could text. I'm going to play this tape by former underscore airline. I believe there's another former airline

or maybe a couple other former airlines. Former airline. You can leave the underscore out. No, you have to say the underscore. No. What do you think? If they put the underscore, we can't really say it on this one. You think they call themselves former underscore airline? I don't think they ever say the name. Never to be spoken.

Yeah, I don't know if you said it or not. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting. Very imaginative. I think it's aesthetics. Very creative. All right, former airline. But there is an underscore between the words. The discreet charm of the ghost modern world.

Oh, too scary. Ghost modern? I've heard of postmodern, but not ghost modern. Really scary. Mom, yeah. Ghost modern on FOMO oral Oral, a new one. Please. Number, is it 119 or is it T19 on, what's the sign there?

Darn it. I need new glasses. I just got. Those are new glasses. They are, but maybe they're not the right prescription. Maybe your prescription isn't as good as mine was. You know what it is? It's the light in this room.

I've always hated it. Kubo Musaki is the person who does this project. Tight little tape here. The artwork's nice. How would you describe that? It's a good job, man. I don't know what that is. It's like an abstract image, but with little subway tiles over top of it.

Tiny little subway tiles floating around. It. Tiny little subway tiles floating around. It's a good- A little beehive pattern. So we're going to check it right now. Joe B., you want to double up with this? I would love to double up with you. Get a look at that, Dave, while Joe B. picks his- Joe, don't screw up here, okay? I'm going to play-

Pick a good one. Pick one that people are going to like. Lips and Ribs. Lips and Ribs on Field Hymns. That's like... I used to get that growing up. They served at public schools, you know? This was recorded in 2008,

which I thought was interesting. You got something to say there, Dave? I was going to say this former airline... It's not important, but the former airline cover looks like a zoomed up picture of maybe like a screen on an intercom speaker or something. Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying, yeah. Or maybe

a metal microphone. Dave, what do you think about this? Maybe it's a beehive. What do you think about this guy? Oh. Whoa, look at this guy. What is this guy? He's very small. He's on the inside flap with the lips and ribs. Lips and ribs.

I can't get over that. It's like a weird zombie bodybuilder. Yeah, with a ponytail. With a ponytail, yeah. On the moon, maybe? Yeah. Well, no, let me see it again. But there's like...

But the moon's rising, right? No, that's a different planet. Oh, it's a different planet? Yeah. Oh, that's Mars. He's on the moon. Hey, boys. Hey, boys.

Anything in there about Uranus? Job of the hunt. No, that's tight, man. That's that tiny little hammer's artwork. Oh, is that tiny little hammer's? Stock on that. That's a thick stock. That's a hundred pound cover stock right there.

These are nice, man. I love the little... Fieldhams lately has had a lot of tiny little people in the background of their artwork. They'll have a silhouette of one figure somewhere. Like a Where's Waldo?

Not a Where's Waldo at all. Look at the tiny little people on the computer. They're battling. They're fighting. Clearly training, though, because it's all... It's all friendly? It's all friendly, yeah. How can you tell?

Those are practice sticks. That's not a sword. Because it's all one-on-one. No, because it's all one-on-one. Okay. Oh, thank you. They're sparring. I'm glad we figured that out.

Is the computer on? Is the computer like a god to them? Oh, maybe. What's that weird thing? Is that an old-style mouse to the right? Like it was like a little... Like a modulation wheel? No, like a joystick.

Like the little yeah maybe yeah you have to like click it over like it's on like a grid like a square grid the cursor like you move like five up and you try to get to the one letter I don't know if we mentioned that we're talking about the lips and ribs artwork

I think it was pretty clear it's fucking tight man and the inside is insane. Great colors. Look at this. What is the story here? What is going on? What is going on?

Maybe you'll give me your name? I know. Lips and Ribs, Male Harmony cassette on Field Hymns. And then what are we playing? We're going to play before that, though. That's yours. The former airline. Former underscore airline tape on F-Moral.

You ready to do this? I'm going to do it. Let's go on this adventure together. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to bed. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. so All right. Oh, two rippers. Well, okay. Two strips of bacon. Okay.

Well, I guess so. If that's what you're telling me. All right. Here you go. Former airline from the discreet charm of the ghost. For big boys like me. I'm not a big boy yet. I'm going to be a good boy starting tomorrow.

That's what Sam Malone said on Cheers. No, he said starting tomorrow, I'm going to be a good boy. We know your lines, Sam. Shout out to Cheers, if anybody watches it. I think it's a Netflix original. What season? I'm on season, like, maybe eight. Who's the coach or Woody?

Coach is long gone, my friend. What are you talking about? All right. I'm not just jumping into the pilot here. I know the deal. I know Sammy's got a drink in history, Joe. Get off my back. And then

fucking Lips and Ribs male harmony cassette on Field Hymns. Jay Weinbrenner from Portland, Oregon. A lot of Portland stuff tonight. In that band, 31 Knots. Only had stuff on polyvinyl and stuff. Oh, I don't know. Maybe that of Portland stuff tonight. In that band, 31 Knots. Only had stuff on polyvinyl and stuff. Oh, I don't know. Maybe that'll

ring some balls. You had a really good description of this Davey boy. What, the lips and ribs? Yeah, you had two really good ones. The first track sounded like if Sylvester Stallone tried to do the score of Rocky himself. I like that one.

I won't make to do the score for Rocky himself. I like that one. I won't make you do the impression. It started off sounding like Terry Riley got commissioned to do a sitcom. Funny story. That was a good time. Those are both still available and pretty fucking awesome. So what do you want to do now? You want to play a tape?

Is it my turn? Oh, no, you play Lips and Ribs. What the hell, Mikey? What's that? That's a tape. You want to play a tape? Is it my turn? Oh, no. You play Lips and Ribs. What the hell, Mikey? What's that? That's a tape. You want to play a tape, Davey boy? I'll play a tape. Are we doing two tapes?

How many? Two. Three. Ten. Whoa. Quick one. I think you won. I give up.

Ten. Joe, where's your laptop? I keep leaving it at home. That's a question I have for you. Come on, man. Yeah, why do you keep leaving it at home? What's the deal? I'm just waiting to get some new samples. You download in the mail.

You download a really big file. No, I signed up for SampleNet. So what's SampleNet? It's like Netflix. Oh, I thought it was like sample internet like trial internet you get like 30 30 minutes it's 70 a month and then i get samples sent to me on a cd in the mail and i get to keep them for as long as i want i'm thinking sample net is like a uh internet curating service where they send you like a business card with a url to go to

like once a month you sample month. You sample the net. They give you a little suggestion. These are different packages you get if you wanted to get a little... They come on very... The bachelor pack. I think it's a monthly service you sign up to.

Every month you get a little mesh... What was the word again we were talking about? Sample net. You get a little mesh uh what was the word again we're talking about sample net you get a little mesh net dealing with sample size of different stuff like stockings no it's a little mesh net and it has samples of different stuff in it like little trial lotions and candies and stuff like that those little 14.99 a month you get one net a month or you can sign up for the big daddy package uh there's a pedal you get three service three month. Or you can sign up for the Big Daddy package. There's a pedal service

that's like Netflix. I heard about that, yeah. I forget what it's called. Explain that. It's like Netflix, but guitar pedals. That seems like a bad idea. And you get different packages. Why? So you can just try something out? So you can try something out. And then they sell used ones too. Or if

maybe you're recording a record and you want this specific $700 pedal, you could rent it basically. So it's something you'll never be able to play again. Right. But you wanted that sound or whatever. For that one part.

And you rent it for X amount of time. Per tip, I used to do that at Accent Music all the time but that wasn't renting. I was just buying something and returning it the next day. Dave always keeps his receipts. He's very good with receipts. He's a big quicken head. You're a quicken head.

I am. I just got the update. It's pretty good. I remember Ernie went there and got a $500 snare drum because his snare drum head broke. So he just got a $500 snare drum and he was like, we'll just take it back the next day. And then he just never took it back. He just had this $500 snare drum completely on his face.

Would they take back a used snare drum head? Yeah. Well, maybe not the head, but a whole snare drum. Oh, he bought the whole snare drum. Yeah, the whole snare drum. Now I'm back in the picture. With the intention of returning it the next day. And then he just didn't.

What tapes are we playing? Because he's lazy. I believe it's your turn and Dave's turn. He is lazy. No, I don't really know, Ernie. Well, nobody does. Fluorescent Heights. Fluorescent Heights, you say?

Yes. This is a tape that came out on Constellation Tatsu. Fluorescent Heights sounds like it's an abandoned community, like neighborhood that was made in the 80s to look like the future. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's in Japan. Yeah, and it's real creepy to go to. Yeah. They make a lot of skate videos there. It's like the neighborhood that's closest by, that can be, it's the closest it can be to Chern to. Yeah. They make a lot of skate videos there. It's like the neighborhood that's closest by that can be it's the closest it can be to Chernobyl.

Strange Lagoon found at nightfall cassette on Constellation Tattoo is what you're holding there. Dave. Prove me wrong. Strange Lagoon

found at nightfall. Lagoon? Lagoon. Well Lagoon. What is an avocado? Is that a nut? I don't know. That's a good question. I think it Lagoon? Lagoon. Or Lagoon. What is an avocado? Is that a nut? I don't know. That's a good question. I think it might be a lagoon.

Nah. I would have heard about that. Joke! This is a nice fucking layout as always from Constellation. Oh, thank you. You're very welcome. And then I'm going to play one after that. What?

Is that okay with you? Ten. How do you... That's from the Screech one, right? Listen to it ten times? Listen to it ten times. Ten. Ten.

Ten. Ten. Ten. Dave, you are a whiz. I can't believe you made that. You are a whiz I can't believe you made that you are a whiz though I do some wizarding you're a computer whiz

you're a computer whiz I'm gonna play because I don't think we've ever played them before I don't host the show this is a tape I put out on 905 what?

a few years ago 2010 maybe? 2010 something like that I already have that tape oh yeah it's a C20 This is a tape I put out on 905 a few years ago. 2010 maybe? I already have that tape. It's a C20, 905 number 98. My tape is rather old. It's a split Total Mold Growth. It's a project I do.

It's a split with Formalog. You do that project, huh? Cats out the bag. With Formalog, who I don't think we've ever played Formalog on. Maybe we have. I think we have. Do we play Clock Brain? That type of Clock Brain?

I don't know about specifics. How about, can you get specific for me? Dave, you're a big Quicken head. You keep track of all this stuff. You got it in a spreadsheet. Did we write off any Formalog last year on our taxes? Don't try to make me the Quicken head. Mike was doing Quicken up until like a year ago.

The old one. Well, you don't want to update it. Because I'm running an old hacked version of Windows over here. This isn't even a real computer. Formal log is a trio of Noah Anthony, Ren Schofield, Rick Weaver. Three people, huh?

Three people. All playing cassette tapes. Oh, okay. Three healthy meals and? Three people. All playing cassette tapes. Ten. Oh, guys. Three healthy meals and snacks. Ten. Um. Ten. I still have this artwork here. I still have the...

Oh, nice. All right, Dave. We got it. Ten. It's like a little guy holding a little human ice cream cone thing. Darn it. It's very fleshy. It's very fleshy.

There's a nipple. Did you make that art? Yeah, I made that art. Wait, you've never seen the nipple? Don't I? Let me see it. It's very fleshy. It's very fleshy. There's a nipple. Did you make that art? Yeah, I made that art. Wait, you've never seen the nipple? Don't I? Let me see it. It's right there. The nipple's covered.

It's not covered. One moment. Oh, no, it's wide. Yeah, wide open. Loud and proud. I thought that was a mole. Yeah, right. Well, it's a gentleman holding a little human ice cream cone thing.

I got my cowboy boots on. It's very phallic. I don't know what's going on. I never thought about it that way before. Well, let's get into these two tapes. Fluorescent Heights. I got my cowboy boots on. And Mike's Deep Cuts.

Strange Lagoon Found at Nightfall in Constellation Tatsuo. And then the Formalog side of the split tape here on 905. Two scoops of bacon. Three. One time I took drugs. Ten. Ten. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so Thank you. so Thank you. Florescent Heights and Formalog.

Formalog. I think they should do a split with Forma. Or they should do a collab with Forma. They should do a collab. Formalog. Yeah, Formalog. I tweeted that about do a split with Forma. Or they should do a collab with Forma. They should do a collab. Formalog. Yeah, Formalog. I tweeted that about five years ago. You did?

Yeah, man. Get on the internet. I don't like Twitter. You don't like it? No. I don't like Twitter either. I don't get it. Yeah, I hate Twitter.

Maybe you just don't get it. I don't like the format. I don't like the format. I don't like how you can't see the conversation all the time. I like how the President of the United States uses it. You have to click on it and dig through it. I like that. I like how the President of the United States does it. You have to click on it and dig through it. I like that. I like how the president of the United States does it.

Let's give him a hand. All right. It's for big boys like me. I'm a big boy. I'm going to take it out. You boys ready to take this out? Take this out. Episode number what is this?

157. 103. 103. 103. 103. I'm always over 60% with my answers. Too scary. Get out of here. What are you going out with, Joey boy?

It is the Gutenberg. How are you finding them that quickly? The Gutenberg sound cult, right? Gutenberg, Gottenberg, Gutenberg, Steve Gutenberg. This is Steve Gutenberg? This is his side project. What era? This is from the Police Academy era, as Michael Winslow in it as well.

What's your favorite Police Academy? One. Three. No, Citizens on Patrol. Three. Three. Three. Three.

So we're going to check it right now. Gothenburg Sound Call. On Tram Tracks. Tram Tracks. Tram Tracks number five. 2017. An edition of 40 this came out in. I dig that.

What was that all about? Something weird in his mouth. I like the black and white art. What's on the cover there? Some Victorian era women sneezing? Or just covering their filthy faces? That's how they had to sneeze back then. You cover your whole face.

Go to the sneeze cultists. Is that a sneezing post? That sounds like the title for a really pretentious painting. But it's like Pollock style and it's Victorian women sneezing. I'd buy it. It's a very important piece.

One comment. That's stupid. Then I think I go. Do we skip Davey what's going on how many are you doing no you guys are going together oh we're going together okay good oh wait I'm no

so we're skipping you then I just went and then I went after that no me and Joe just went I don't want to have this argument and then Dave's out of tapes and I'm out of tapes Joe has one more and you have one don't want to have this argument. Yeah. Me and you just went. And I'm out of tapes. Joe has one more.

I'm not good at math. How did you run out of tapes? How is this happening? We have four. He did two double-discs. Because I did two at the same time. Oh, he did two at the same time. This is the new math they want to teach you.

This is the Common Core. Oh, God. Don't get me started on Common Core. I love how that president of the United States uses that Twitter. I got my cowboy boots on. Made you. All right, then I'm going to play. Did we ever land on how to say this?

One moment. Synapticon. Nope. We were talking about it earlier. Oh, it's nephonic. No. Nemecine? Nemecine.

Did we land on Nemecine? Yeah. Like a mnemonic. My name's? Yeah. Like a mnemonic. My name's Glenn Beck. Like a mnemonic device. It's like the Greek goddess of memory or something, right? We looked this up. Yeah, we looked it up.

She's a titan. She certainly is. It's on this label. The daughter of Gaia and somebody else. Uranus? I think it was Uranus, wasn't it? Oh, my God. It was Uranus. I wish Dave had Oh my God, it was Uranus.

I wish Dave had the 69 song queued up for that. Why? What does 69 have to do with butts? What do you mean? Buttholes. Wait, that's how you do it? How do you guys do it? I like turtles.

This is on a label called Love All Day. This is Love All Day number 13. All of their tapes have like, from what I've seen, have like a solid image, like a really saturated image with a white bar going around the bottom. With small text?

All the way. Yeah, it's really weird. But this one, this is a special one because it folds out like this. Oh, like a little poster. Yeah, it's got like that on one side. That's a little sex poster

for Mike. What's that supposed to mean? What is that? You know exactly what that is. Is that what I think it is? Mike the pecker. Dave. That's a sex pecker. Is this a sex pecker?

That's a good band name. Sex pecker. I'm going to come out right now and say it is not a good band name. I think it's pretty good. It's a bad band name. You boys like sex pecker? You guys didn't like false nudes?

I thought false nudes was pretty good. False nudes? That's pretty good. It's like false nudes. Like fake one. I got the reference. false nudes. I thought false nudes was pretty good. False nudes? That's pretty good. I like that. It's like false nudes. Like fake one. I got it. I got the reference. Fake nudes. I see which we're going with. I think fake nudes is better. Fake nudes. I meant false nudes. No, fake nudes.

That's what I meant. I meant fake nudes, not false nudes. Fake nudes. Fake nudes. I like fake nudes. One time I took drugs. Tape's called Bucket Brigade. So let's go out on these two. Thanks to Dwarfcraft Devices for sponsoring tonight's episode.

Check them out at dwarfcraft.com. Do we have anyone? Dave, you always like to thank somebody at the end, don't you? Oh, yeah. I like to go through my thanks. Let's give him some space. Say thanks to Mike. Thanks to Joe.

Thanks to Dorkraft Devices. Oh, he's in a big hall. Thanks to Reverb. Oh, yeah. SNL was done in a big hall. Yeah. They had to filter out the reverb I'd like to thank Uranus

that's one of the skills I learned that's one of the skills I learned I learned some skills are you ready to do this? do it Gothenburg Sound Call on Tram Tracks Bloomberg's sound call on tram tracks. It's like when you punch King Hippo in the stomach.

You know what? I was thinking the exact same thing. This is really, really scary and difficult. It's some sort of bootleg version of the game. You got to stop because you know it's going to be a full moon when this episode is up. Are you serious? Which is already... Too scary. Not too scary, but it's gonna be a full moon When this episode is up Which is already too scary Not too scary but it's just scary enough Now you're talking about King Hippo

Some Bobo arcade game Punch ouch I'd play punch ouch Super punch man Normally I pour sugar on that shit Punching gloves These are all good Alright you ready Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Punching gloves. Punching gloves. These are all good.

All right. You ready to do this, boys? I've been ready waiting for you. All right. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 It's weird. You can get into this stuff. Oh, but don't you want to know what's out there? I mean, up in the universe? On other planets?

People leave everything you see in the movies? Not everything. Nobody else. Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Do you make bizarre, strange noises just for the sake of it, or do you think the son's educational value to be had from this work? so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.