Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #108 | 07.23.17
Episode Date: July 23, 2017Spaceship, Man Barlett, MSHR, Kill Alters, Hainbach, ArtFluids, Stellfox, Rully Shabara, Pulse Emitter, Spliff Jacksun, The Original Flowering Earth, and Sad Cambodia. ...
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You're so dumb, you just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. That could be Sean as a number.
We're going to play some Kassim's.
We're going to play some Kassim's.
We're going to play some Kassim's.
We're going to play some Kassim's.
I played the goddamn tape.
Play the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Tabs out.
No, tabs out.
Who said it first?
Dave did.
Dave's so quick.
He's quick. He's quick draw. What was your nickname? Dave did. Dave's so quick. He's quick.
He's quick draw.
What was your nickname?
Quick draw.
Yo, did somebody in the theme song, I just noticed, did somebody say, I just hurt my
leg?
I don't know.
That's the first time I ever heard that one.
Do you want to play the whole thing again?
And we'll listen to it?
I can't.
We'll do that in post.
I can't do it.
Play it really fast.
I can't.
I can't do it.
He doesn't have the gigs.
He doesn't.
Don't have the rams.
Upgrade. Tabs out. He doesn't have the gigs. He doesn't have the Rams. Upgrade.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast episode number 255.
That's a big Masonic number.
Joe, you are lying.
You are lying.
Number 108.
Oh, that's a special number.
That is.
That's a big Masonic number.
That's one of the biggest.
That was Cal Ripken's number, right?
108.
I don't know if baseball players' numbers went into the hundreds.
They call him old salty 108.
Old salty 108.
That's where that phrase comes from.
He's a salty 108.
What was that little guy?
It was a question.
I don't deal too well with pressure, guys.
All right, who wants to go first?
Can I?
Joe B.
What about you?
Dave, what about you?
Hand me my tapes.
Oh, you want me to go first?
I haven't thought about this yet.
Yeah, you know what?
I'll go first.
Snap quiz, Hop Shop.
Both of you guys want to.
You both do a double dose.
Oh, we'll play your space one.
What's your space one?
Oh, Space on Earth?
And I can play Space...
Spaceship. Spaceship and Space on Earth.
The thing is, we don't know what that spaceship tape is, do we?
So you don't want me to say
the only word that's on there
you don't want me to say? What do you mean?
Because you say, you were like, I said spaceship
and you're like, well, we don't know what that tape is.
Like, you didn't want me to say spaceship.
No, I'm just saying besides the word spaceship,
there's no other information.
Correct.
So do you want me to not play it?
No, what are you saying?
Joe, what's wrong?
What's you?
What are you saying?
Listen, guy, get serious.
This is definitely a homemade.
Yeah, talk about it.
This is probably the only one.
You think that's the only one?
Yeah.
It's just a J card
with a heavy cardstock.
The perforated kind.
Okay, so you can buy
the sheets of them.
You buy the sheets of them,
but they just spray painted it.
I hate...
Can I just say sidebar?
Yeah.
I don't like the perforated ones.
Oh, yeah.
I know you don't like those.
Don't get me started, boy.
And then they just painted it pink
and then just splattered paint on it.
Okay. Old school American tape style
Yeah I get ya
And then just a bandaid
That's spray painted and it says spaceship
And then nothing else right
No nothing else there was no insert
That's it
I'm gonna say in their defense maybe
A note came along with it,
and I just didn't.
And you just fucking threw it in the incinerator?
You got to keep this house warm.
That's how you make the stars.
I'm not going to argue with any of this.
So, yeah, I have no idea what this is.
So we'll just say spaceship?
Spaceship.
Question mark.
Everything else is a mystery.
Yeah.
All right, and then Davey Boy.
You think you got the goods?
I think I got the goods. And everybody,
both you guys, just keep your eyes peeled for any
information on it you find.
If anything comes up in the scroll,
yeah.
I'm going to play Space on Earth.
So it's Spaceship and then Space
on Earth. Three.
Now do you think that means
Space on earth or space on earth
like a vast space the first planet the first one i think space on earth the second one the second
one yeah yeah and i believe the artist is named Man Bartlett.
Man Bartlett. Man Bartlett.
I like that.
Man Bartlett.
I like that there's like a gear list for all the tracks.
Oh, nice.
You love it, don't you?
But then it says.
Like a checklist.
At the end, and mixed, an Adobe audition.
Who gives a shit?
Who cares?
They just shrugged.
You can't see the shrug in between.
Yeah, who cares what it was mixed in?
I do.
Thank you.
What program did you mix this in?
I've never listened to a tape.
Around 10 frequency kilohertz.
It's a little rough.
Signs blampers.
Why are you signs pranking this guy?
I like the cover of this.
Oh, man. Why are you prankinging this guy? I like the cover of this. Oh, man.
Why are you pranking
me so hard?
It's got a good 70s vibe or something.
Yeah, there's a
something on the inside describes
what it is. What is it?
There's a circle there. What's that circle?
That's a donut. Old fashioned.
You can
read it. I love you.
I was trying to find it.
I was trying to get you to cover.
You are so dumb.
It's a 14-inch magnetic disc, possibly from an IBM 1311.
Well, the 1311.
Allegedly of Soviet origin.
What are you playing, Dave?
You pick to play this now.
Yep, yep.
In today's climate.
Soviet stuff. You're going to get my security clearance. Soviet stuff.
You're going to get my security clearance.
Russian stuff.
You're going to get my whiteout security clearance taken away, Dave.
You know how long it took me to get that?
It's for big boys like me.
All right, so a random spaceship tape, right?
Is that what it said, spaceship?
Yeah, it's spaceship.
Oh, right.
It's the only thing written.
You can't remember it?
I feel like you're really on my case tonight. Right out of the gate,
big guy.
I feel like I'm a mouse and you
just turned into a kitty cat. I just turned into a kitty cat
and you're in the wheel. Just back off.
I'm spinning the
wheel. Man Bartlett.
Was it Man Bartlett? It's Man Bartlett.
Space on Earth 3.
Darn it. Who put this tape out, Dave? Did you say it yet? I don't know. It's Man Bartlett. Space on Earth 3. Darn it.
Who put this tape out, Dave? Did you say it yet?
I don't know.
It's not listed on there.
There's a catalog number, but I don't know.
First Light.
First Light.
First Light.
Okay.
All right, let's do this.
Do it.
All right, let's go then, man.
Quit razzing me. Thank you. Thank you. The The The The Thank you. The Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Too many curse words.
Spaceship.
Space on Earth.
I don't need to work blue.
Space is the place.
Space.
Spaceship.
A mystery tape.
Joby, you love tapes that you can't, like, Google, correct?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is up my alley, pretty much.
This is right up your alley.
It's a good job, man.
You did a good thing, spaceship.
You know, it's a spaceship.
It's a very good thing.
And then Man Bartlett. Is that what it is?'s a very good thing. And then Man Bartlett.
Is that what it is?
Man Bartlett?
Man Bartlett.
Man Bartlett.
It's based on Earth 3, correct?
Yes.
Is that the number?
3.
10.
Right?
3.
10.
3.
It's not 10.
3.
It's 3.
Well, it's the Roman numeral for 3.
3.
3.
It's 3 lines.
Billions. On first. No. numeral for three. Three. It's three lines. On first.
No.
No.
No, we didn't.
I'm not against it.
Don't think we're ready.
Too soon. Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and
billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and
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and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions
and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions andions and billions and billions and billions. Come on. Do it. Split the whole thing.
Billions and billions and billions.
It's like two minutes long.
Two minutes long.
Two minutes and 15 seconds.
It's too scary.
I hate to have to.
That was from Vice.
I would hate to have to cut that.
Like, go through.
They went through speeches all the way back to 19,
or just him on camera all the way back to 1987 and just found every time he said billions.
Billions. Yeah. That wouldn't make you
go insane? Yeah.
They're saying he'd hate to do that job.
That wouldn't make you literally go insane? He says billions
weird. He says like billions.
Billions.
You know, it's that Brooklyn...
He's our president. Let's give him a chance.
Billions. Billions.
Billions. Billions.
Billions and billions.
Billions and billions. Billions and Bideons. Bideons. Bideons. Bideons. Bideons and Bideons. All right.
Bideons and Bideons.
Bideons and Bideons.
Three. Bideons. Bideons.
I built buildings.
Three.
All right. I'm going to play two tapes.
It's for big boys like me.
And I'm going to play these two together just because I like how the spines go together.
Oh, yeah.
Right? That's very colorful.
Look at that rainbow. Did I shock you? You shocked me a little bit, yeah. It's very colorful. Look at that rainbow.
Did I shock you? You all right, Dave?
I don't think that's the full rainbow.
Let Dave get back off the floor.
He got knocked over. He got knocked down.
You don't think what? That's not the full rainbow, is it?
Oh, it might be.
Where's purple?
There's a little sliver of purple in there.
Yeah.
Look at the cover, though. There it is. What there. Yeah. You guys ready for the eclipse? Look at the cover, though. More.
There it is.
What did you say?
You guys ready for the eclipse in August?
Oh, no.
What's going on?
Super eclipse?
Solar eclipse.
Full solar eclipse.
Like, when do we see it?
It's like August 21st.
During the day?
Yep.
Do you have to wear the special glasses or are you turning into a zombie? Well, you're not supposed to look at it.
Oh.
Directly at it.
What happens if you look at it?
How much does it cost?
It's free, Mike.
We're going to see that here?
Yeah.
We won't get in this room.
There will still be a little sliver.
Okay.
But it will still be tight.
I'd like to check that out.
I'm hoping a VOV or this year I might see a meteor.
Shooting star?
The valley.
Joe, you'll never see it.
I'll never see it.
You always look away, right?
Every time. You'll look up and you'll go, what? I've never seen a meteor shower. And then eight will go by. Joe, you'll never see it. I'll never see it. You always look away, right? Every time.
You'll look up and you'll go,
what?
I've never seen a meteor shower.
And then eight will go by.
Joe, turn around.
What?
Don't I?
You are so dumb.
Okay.
M-S-H-R.
M-S-H-R.
Emergent knot traces.
This tape here,
read the back of that, Joe.
A little idea what this is.
Alright, this is a line and condenser
microphone recording of quadraphonic
light audio feedback system using
MSHR synthesizers recorded live
at Signal Culture October 2016.
Mixed to stereo and mastered with no edits
or overdubs.
Did I do that okay? It was wonderful.
It was perfect. I would have liked some reverb on it,
maybe do it a little slower.
Okay.
Should we take two?
Let's take two on that.
One, two, three, go.
Dave, give them a little reverb.
Try it again.
Line and condenser microphone recordings
of quadraphonic light audio feedback system
using MSHR synthesizers
recorded live at SignalPulcher October 2016.
Mixed to stereo and mastered with no edits or overnotes.
www.mshr.info
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
This is the...
But it's pretty...
We'll just listen to it and I'll let you hear it.
All right.
How's that sound?
Check it out, yeah.
Darn it.
I can't find the name of the label.
Let me see the front.
I know it's their first release.
Because I might give an indication of what's going on.
This looks like the thing they make in Real Genius.
The laser.
You ever seen that movie?
Anathema Archive.
You remember that movie?
They're making the laser and they make this house
well with popcorn at the end.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Maybe that's what it is.
Maybe they bought that prop.
I just re-watched that movie.
Yeah, how was it?
I need to watch it again.
It's good. It holds up really good.
It's been so long.
It's been a while.
And then I'm going to play
this new Kill Alters tape,
No Self Helps,
on Hasu.
Let me see the cover of that one.
It's wacky, huh?
It's wacky.
It's got Miss Piggy on it.
Like when there's old Halloween masks.
Isn't that neat?
When the mask was like,
you got the plastic face
and then you wore like the tarp.
What's going on here
with the little ball and gag?
Oh, la la.
That's none of my business.
I stay out of that stuff
if you know what I mean.
You know, what you do in your bedroom
is fine.
You just don't talk about it.
The privacy of your own home,
I don't care.
One moment.
Just don't expose it to my kids.
There's a lot of pig stuff.
There's this crazy...
There's a lot of pig stuff going on.
There's this crazy eyeball
snake monster thing.
The little heads are pig heads.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
That's a nice little touch.
Do you think there's a phobia where you scared of little heads?
Lots of little heads.
It's got to be a bunch.
I think I have that.
How much makes a bunch of little heads?
Ten plus.
Then there's a ceramic pig on the inside.
Three.
This is Bonnie Baxter, Hisham Barucha.
Oh, Hisham Barucha?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's in Black Dice.
Oh, yeah?
The first, the drummer of Black Dice, the original drummer of Black Dice.
Oh, okay, yeah.
And Nico's kind of...
And then after he left, they sucked.
Well, you just didn't like him, Joe.
Don't be so rude.
Jesus.
I'm kidding.
Why are you pranking him?
Did he play on Beaches and Canyons?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Did he play on the 7-inch?
The Gravity 7-inch?
I mean, he was in the band when they were punk.
Yeah.
Or whatever.
Or whatever.
Well, good for him.
Yeah.
I should listen to that.
You know what?
I haven't listened to that record in probably 10 years.
Which one?
Beaches and Canyons.
Beaches and Canyons.
Beaches and Canyons.
It's been a long time.
Yeah, it is a good one.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
I was actually going through
on my computer downstairs
some live sets
that I bootlegged
off the internet
from around when that record came out.
We got a bad boy here.
You're lucky.
I was thinking about putting it out.
Oh, like a bootleg tape
Yeah do it
Do it man you got my permission
Mike says it's okay
Dave
We need two votes to make it legal
That's
That's law
That's tape law
That's just maritime tape law
Alright did I say enough about these two tapes?
You said a lot about it.
We talked about them each.
Did I mention the things?
You mentioned the names, the labels.
And then I said all the stuff.
Colors.
I talked about the art.
Give me your name.
So that all happened.
That all happened.
Dave, can you back him up?
Did that happen?
Two votes.
That's good.
Are we good?
Yep.
All right.
Well, let's play these two tapes then.
Good.
Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Is it this or harsh lies?
Black says, is it this?
It didn't take my patience, it took my heart
Half the kick, done the kick, done the mirror
And that power that takes a big hit
And any half got their heart one piece
And I let letting it burn out
If it takes my life
If it takes my life
If it takes my life, let it burn it out
The ghost should go break, they revolution
It's a self-evap' waiting, an illusion
On red, on left, racing, not anymore
I'mma be here, basic, who do you start?
I need this, I need this
I need this, I need this
I need this, I need this
I need this, I need this Thank you. I'm a fighter Stand aside and lay this life again in silence Take the wire then I'll send the waiter higher
To the lower, foolish caster, reel it in
Or blast it out or bind it, hold it to my power
Bet you stay a secret till the dawn's real
Oh, that's not life Oh, that's not life
Oh, that's not life
Oh, that's not life
If it takes my life
It takes my life
If it takes my life
Doesn't make sense, can't rest, no lie
You click the hook behind the wall, the spear blade can't teach you
Make panic, cause the ones cut off beyond the hurt can't reach you
Give it away, you break the wall, you risk it all, continue
Say fuck it all, say fuck it all, say fuck it all, and go
You put your hook behind the wall, the spear blade can't teach you
Make panic, cause the ones cut off beyond the hurt can't reach you
Give it away, you break the wall, you risk it all, continue
Say fuck it all, say fuck it up, say fuck it up And TURN! I'm gonna wait for you I'm gonna wait for you I will follow you
I will follow you
I want my head
To grow and reach your heart
I'll stay for the love that you've shot
No sin
No sin
No sin I am the moon
I am the moon
I am the moon
I am the moon
I am the moon The illusion
The illusion
The illusion
The illusion The other side.
The other side. I'm a loser I keep losing the name of the label here. Come on, man.
You're so dumb.
Get your shit together.
It's the label's first release.
Their second is a comp called Your Balls Hit My Face.
Oh, what?
Did I take that?
I believe this was the duo of
Birch Cooper and Brenda Murphy.
And then the Kill Altars tape,
which was fucking awesome,
on Hasu Mountain.
Well, now it makes me going to take that comp.
Maybe you should grab it.
Kill Altars did a tape on
God Mode
in 2015.
Come on, Dave. Quit razzing me.
I'm trying to give him some
information here about the tape.
What are you doing to me, Dave?
God Mode in 2015.
I grabbed it, son.
Grab what? You grabbed it. I grabbed it.
You want to grab it? You can have it. No, no, no. You grab it.
A gift from me to you. No, no.
I don't want it. I don't even want it now.
The Noroco's broken anyway. Yeah, I saw that.
She's putting it in trash, actually.
Yeah, let me just throw that away because it's worthless.
If it's not
the original Noroco, then it's not a collector's item.
That's the
Noroco, the code. Slogan, right? Yeah. If it's not a collector's item. That's the Noroco slogan, right?
If it's not an original Noroco.
Alright, who wants to go now?
Oh, I'll go.
Joey B, you want to do a double deuce
or you guys want to do another
two strips of bacon together?
Oh, you're saying do I want to play
two tapes of me at the same time?
Joey B, you do two.
Okay, I'll do that.
Listen to that, then me and Davey can do two. Okay, I'll do that. Listen to that.
Then me and Davey can team up.
All right, I'll have to play these two.
I have two that I want to play together.
Oh, come on, big guy.
Heinbach.
Team up with me, big guy.
Later.
All right.
What are you playing?
This Heinbach tape.
Heinbach?
I don't know what it's called.
It's on Gohan.
It's written right on the front, is it?
Yep.
On Endless Beach.
On Endless Beach.
I like these little wavy lines. Yeah, man. It's very nice. They kind. Is it? Yep. On Endless Beach. On Endless Beach. I like these little wavy lines.
Yeah, man.
It's very nice.
They kind of fuck my eyes up.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, look at them.
Big waves.
Look at them hard.
I always do.
I look at everything hard.
But take it out of the Norelco.
Mike's always hard.
Then it won't be men on card.
Never take it.
Oh, look at that.
And then I'm going to play this.
It does fuck with your eyes.
It does.
Because of the blue and the grays and the blacks.
Is it vibrating? Yeah, it's kind of vibrating a your eyes. It does. Because of the blue and the grays and the blacks. Is it vibrating?
Yeah, it's kind of vibrating a little bit.
Slow vibration.
Like the Beach Boys.
That's what my mom likes.
Slow vibrations.
Come on, man.
That's kind of weird.
I said my mom, not yours.
Anything.
Any moms or just vibrations.
Quit fucking with all the moms.
Hi, this is Barack Obama.
And then I'm going to play this.
Ari Fluids?
Umami Deluxe?
I think it's Art Fluids.
Art?
Okay, I wasn't sure if that was a T or a Y.
I think it's one word, Art Fluids.
Art Fluids, okay.
I like Ari Fluids better.
I went to high school with Ari Fluids.
I wonder what happened to him.
I think he killed himself.
Oh, did you see?
Well, see you later.
If I can't talk about vibrating,
you can't talk about killing yourself.
Not after the guy from Linkin Park. I'm not an artist. What are Art Fluids? Well, see you later. If I can't talk about vibrating, you can't talk about killing yourself. Not after the guy from Lincoln Park.
I'm not an artist.
What are art fluids?
Well, paint.
Okay.
Is paint a fluid?
It's not a gas.
It's not a solid.
I got into this argument with Stacy about milkshakes.
You guys...
It's not a fluid.
You guys ever use paint gas?
You know, you get one at DQ, they turn it upside down,
it doesn't come out. That's not a fluid.
Okay.
Where are you going with this? I was just saying it's not a fluid.
It's in between.
A solid and a fluid. I think there's a name
for that. Yeah.
There's gotta be a name for it. Science.
It's not just one or the other.
There's gray in between.
So what other tape are you playing?
Ari Fluids.
Gassy Fluids.
Art Fluids.
Oh, I had some gassy fluids last night, let me tell you.
Unami Deluxe on Bedlam.
Bedlam number 32.
This is...
That's got wacky art.
Alexander Shoplus, I think, from Massachusetts?
Yeah, hello!
Got him on the line.
Point to asking some questions about this tape.
Is this Ari Fluitt?
Stunny!
Tell us about the artwork for this tape, Ari.
Oh, come on, Dave.
I already have that tape.
All right, let's move on.
It is wacky art.
Look at that.
How would you even describe that?
Do it for me.
I don't even know.
It's got an 80s vibe,
like a skateboarder game.
I would say late 80s, early 90s.
Early 90s.
Are you getting through?
Milkshakes at the max, but the milkshakes.
Yeah, but there's a murder at the max.
That's exactly how I'd describe it.
Can you see the blood splatter?
I do see it.
And those are like intestines coming out of that triangle.
That compass type thing.
That 3D compass.
The principal and Screech have to solve it.
Oh, man.
I mean, not Screech.
No, you got it.
The Principal.
No, what's his name?
Listen closely to the tape I played for you yesterday.
It's a mystery.
Skeezer?
Skeezer.
Skeezer.
Come on, Zanch.
The Vice Principal and Skeezer have to solve the crime.
Oh, okay.
Zancher.
Okay, so Heinbach, right?
On Endless Beach.
Yeah, Heinbach and Eric Flores.
Season one.
And then Art Fluids.
Unami Deluxe.
It's the deluxe edition of an old digital release, I believe.
Some extra tracks on there.
They spice things up.
Usually you add those on the digital, right?
Ooh.
Because the tape, you're limited.
But the digital...
But what about that tape?
Not with this one.
They fooled you.
All boings are off.
All boings are off with this one.
Big boys like me.
You ready to get into some big boy tapes?
I've been ready for getting some, please.
I can do the show. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Heinbach.
Heinbach.
And hard fluids.
Two ones from Heinbach.
Airy fluids.
What'd you say?
Airy fluids.
Yeah, they're real airy.
Almost gas. Gassy fluids. What'd you say? Airy fluids. Yeah, they're real airy. Almost gas.
Gassy fluids.
Heinbach on Endless Beach.
Go on records number nine.
Nine times.
C40.
Edition of 50.
You boys got any pink gas?
He's from Berlin, Germany, I believe.
Berlin.
Yes, Berlin.
It's a good city.
My car runs on pink gas.
Pink gas.
I like to smell pink gas.
He's done tapes earlier this year on limited interest and spring break tapes, in case you were wondering.
Just crazy old guy in overalls, just carrying a hammer.
Y'all got any paint gas?
And then Art Fluids from Unami Deluxe on Bedlam.
Alexander Chopeles, maybe, from Massachusetts?
What is it called?
What is what called?
The tape.
Unami Deluxe.
What's Unami?
Umami?
That's like the flavor.
What flavor?
The flavor?
The flavor.
You don't know about the flavor?
Like you have salty, sweet, bitter, umami.
What taste bud is that?
That's like one that we don't have.
It's almost like savory.
It's like the people that... Yeah.
Umami.
It's like in a lot of Asian foods.
Huh.
Dave, you ready to go?
Umami.
But I'm right.
There's actually more than four tastes.
You're not a doctor.
Like the way that your tongue is like,
you know, those old pictures where you have like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The four tastes.
That's not real.
That's not real.
No.
It's more complex than that.
Yeah, it's a lot more complex. You're telling me it's's more complex than that. Yeah, it's a lot more complex.
You're telling me it's way more complex than that.
Huh.
It's pretty funny, pretty interesting.
I'm a sweet and salty guy.
Very imaginative, very creative.
I love sweet and salty.
You know, I like spicy, too, though.
You do?
I like mixing all three of those together.
And savory, is that a...
It's going to get heartburn.
Is that a taste?
Savory, yeah.
Savory.
Yeah.
Like, smoky, I would think would be, like, savory.
Gummy, I think, is one, too.
Is gummy a taste? I think gummy is one. I think that's a texture I think that is a texture
you're so dumb you don't know about tastes
you still think there's four tastes
alright Davey boy you are such a moron
you are such a conservative
taste person
three healthy meals and snacks
alright Davey boy
but only four tastes
it's pretty funny pretty interesting it's way more complex and snacks. Alright, Dave, what do you think of that? Only four tastes.
It's pretty funny, pretty interesting.
It's way more complex.
This is really, really scary and difficult.
Alright, Dave, what are you playing? Billions.
I get irritated and very mad
very easily.
Enough.
Enough.
I'm going to play two cuts.
Two strips.
Three.
Two tapes
from our friend
Sean Stelfox from over in Indonesia.
Give a hand, Sean.
Good job, Sean.
He does a good job.
He does a great job.
He sent a huge care package of tapes.
You only brought the tape?
No, I have the box, too.
It's just easier to carry it.
Oh, all right.
So hard to carry.
I'd love to talk about the box.
Yeah, I would love to talk about the box, too.
So he did a split with himself.
With himself.
One side is episode one of Box Talk.
Because he releases stuff under Boss Battle and under Stealth Fox.
Stealth Fox stuff always comes with incense. And Stealth Fox stuff always comes with incense.
Does it always?
Well, at least the one other one I have.
No, I think you're right.
Well, because it's like the more spiritual
hippy-dippy
bullshit.
Psych, I love it.
It's really good.
The Stealth Fox side
and they're...
You can play them both at the same time.
You can play both at the same time?
Or individual.
Okay, but they're both also the same thing,
just played with different instruments.
It's played with different instruments, yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
But it's the same, like...
Notation.
Notation.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I was going to play a little bit off of the Stelfox side of this tape,
and it comes in this oversized, like handmade little cardstock box.
Yeah, something you would get like a hookah tobacco in or something.
But totally handmade.
There's staples on the side.
I'm not knocking it.
It still looks really good.
Yeah.
With like some sort of wood block type.
I think it might be a box
for incense.
See, I think he made that because of the staples.
I don't know.
It's kind of shoddy.
It still looks good. I'm not knocking it again.
But it doesn't look mass produced.
It looks handmade. Hand me the box, Dave.
I'll tell you one thing before we get to that other thing.
I see what you got there, big guy.
The thing I like is
the Stealthbox side is called a beautiful hell and the boss battle side is called
a beautiful hell 2099 with like the uh like uh what would you call that font like the terminator
font well isn't it the same font as the boss battle font just in the in lowercase and the
artwork oh no it's the terminator font it's like a computer yeah it's computer font
the artwork is from you guys are so dumb yeah an incense box and it has like that woman on the
front and stuff like that but there's the artworks from an incense box yeah but what about the 2099
one because that's not from an incense box that's what i'm saying that was done by a friend okay so
inspired by this inspired by that yeah okay Of like a post-apocalyptic...
Like Cybertronic...
Yeah, Cybertronic landscape.
Lady with like a mech crazy arm.
It's incredible.
With like a destroyed landscape of Mount Hokusai
or whatever that mountain is in the back.
And also, what does it come with?
An incense cone.
Yeah.
And then that card.
Where's that card?
Dave, you got the card?
Dave's plugging it in.
Yeah.
So,
it's like this,
uh,
thing that's like
the size of a credit card.
Maybe a little bit thicker.
Let's check it out
and see if it works.
It's got like a thermal print,
maybe,
of like the,
of the two artworks
on the side.
Yeah.
And it's got this little tab that you
flip out. Look at that.
Tab out. That's a sponsorship
right there. And it's just
Dave.
It's just the bottom.
You got a gremlin in your throat.
It's just the bottom of like
It fits in the bottom of the USB
port. It doesn't look like a normal USB jack.
It looks like a memory card or like an SD card, but longer.
And it fits into the bottom section of a USB port.
And I don't know what's on it.
There's a video evidently on it.
It's both these tapes layered on top of each other.
That's it?
I thought there was a video.
And maybe a video too.
I don't know.
Jamie told me on release tracks.
I don't plug in USB drives.
I don't plug in USB drives.
No. Too scary.
Unless I see it come out of the package, I don't plug it in.
But it smells very nice.
But it's 16 gigs.
Not in a post-Russia world. I don't plug it in.
Not to my PC.
That's 16 gigs on that little thing.
Lock her up.
16 gigs?
That's as much as my phone.
Can I write over it?
Yeah, you can write over it.
So I was just...
You just got a flash drive.
You just break it off the thing.
I'll put this on my computer.
I'll put what's on here on my computer.
And break the thing off.
And then, yeah.
That's bootlegging.
That's bad boy stuff.
That's bootlegging, my friend.
Get out of here.
You gotta turn this tape off.
That's very imaginative.
Too scary. Let me see it. You gotta turn this tape off. That's very imaginative. Too scary.
Let me see it. So we're gonna play that, and then, where's my
other one? It's right in front of you.
You were so dumb. Why'd you look behind you when I said that?
You were so dumb. I'm gonna play
this Ruli Shabara
tape.
The Guangjigat Ensembles.
Which, I said that, right?
You said it pretty good.
So, this
guy,
Raleigh Shabara,
he does stuff that
I would consider probably in the same vein
of Mike Patton and John Zorn and stuff like that.
Oh, I think Sean's
never told me about him before.
Or he gave me a tape by him before.
Which one, though? I don't know.
That's the mystery. He's the Indonesian Mike Patton.
If you know, text in now.
And so he has like an improv system
that he uses.
So they record it with like an ensemble.
You know, and I guess there's like improv
cues and stuff. Was that the thing Sean
was doing with the ladies? I don't think it's the same
thing. No, that was something else, Joe.
I'll talk to you about that later.
That's a different kind of improvisational system.
We've got to have a talk.
You're adopted, so you don't get this.
So he has a Sunday ensemble
and a Saturday ensemble
made up of different people. It's like 12 people
in each one. And
the A-side, the Sunday ensemble, Sean's in.
He's playing noise on it.
This tape is awesome.
He's in Myanmar, I think, right now.
You might know it as Burma.
He was kind enough, and he's done this before,
send a nice care package.
Care package for everybody.
Except all the labels said Jamie.
Normally he writes everyone's names on them for who they go to. He. Care package for everybody. Except all the labels said Jamie. Yeah, normally he writes everyone's names on them
for who they go to.
He does the work for us.
But now they all said Jamie.
Yeah, I don't know what that was for.
I guess maybe legally.
Come on, Mary.
Oh, when they opened it.
They wrote the Jamie to distribute.
All right.
Like a Johnny Appleseed.
Billions.
All right.
Did you say both things then?
I said all the things.
You said all the things?
We talked about that.
We didn't talk about the art of this one per se,
but we talked about the things.
I don't know anything about this.
This is like a black and white drawing of some flowery looking.
A couple squiggly lines.
A couple squiggly lines there.
Yeah, it's nice.
All right.
Well, let's play these.
Very nice.
I want to play these.
Presentation.
I want to play these.
Should we burn the incense when we play it?
Yeah, do it. Well, it's up to Dave. That's his. Well, it's up to Dave. It's your own cards. It's a I want to play these. Presentation. I want to play these. Should we burn the incense when we play it? Yeah, do it.
Well, it's up to Dave.
That's his.
Well, it's up to Dave.
It's a man on cards right now.
You want to burn that incense, Davey boy?
Yeah, let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
And we're going to smoke some.
Beep.
There you go.
Come on, man.
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Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit.
That was awesome.
That was a lot of stuff. That incense, I think I may be allergic to it, though. I feel like I'm going to pass out. We was a lot of stuff.
That incense, I think I may be allergic to it, though.
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
We tried to light the incense.
We just lit the tip.
Mike freaked out.
Took all his clothes off.
And then had to leave the room.
I seriously feel like Mike.
Some of those things I said are true.
I will call the gas company if I smell this.
He'll call the gas company and he'll call the exterminator.
If this smell lingers.
Don't get me started on this. I'm better now.
Come on, guys. Some of these things happened.
Some of them didn't, but most of them
did. The only thing that didn't happen
is the naked part.
Oh, Jesus H. Christ.
Ten times. Three times.
I've never seen him naked.
I've never seen him with his shirt off.
I've seen him in shorts, but only long shorts, not like a short short.
These are kind of short.
Oh, I see a little knee.
I like how you have them folded up.
They were like, they're too long.
I'm not going to get shorter shorts, though.
I'm just going to fold these up.
I will host this show.
I will host this show.
But you still have a long sleeve on. It's fucking 90
degrees outside.
Please.
You have a long sleeve on and a t-shirt underneath
because I know you don't wear...
Please. Can we just move on?
Alright, sorry.
Hello?
Joe, would you like to do... You're not hot!
Hello!
I wore an extra shirt
on the way to work today that took off when I got to work.
What do you want to play?
I'm going to play the Paul Submitter.
Just put it on a new tape.
The one he sent all of these.
Yeah, he was kind enough to send over how many?
Three.
Three.
Well, he's a fan.
Don't I?
He considers himself a super fan, I believe.
Super fan, I believe.
He listens to it on the way to work, right?
Sure.
Does he drive a long distance?
I think he takes a train.
Oh, yeah, a fucking train.
Or some sort of metro.
He's been getting closer and closer to work.
He was three hours away.
He's about two hours away now.
It might be a little bit longer now that we're talking about it so much.
Chilling in the Eye of the Storm on his label.
Expansive.
Nice.
Yeah, man.
Good synthesizer stuff here.
Dave, what's a U-HE Zebra 2?
I have no clue.
That's what he used.
Just that?
No, Annovation Base Station 2.
What did he use to mix it?
Oh, I didn't say. No? Didn't use Adobe? No, and an Ovation Bass Station 2. What do you use to mix it? Oh, I didn't say.
No?
Didn't use Adobe?
Oh, man.
PaintShop Pro?
What do you use?
And acoustic percussion.
Acoustic percussion?
What kind of mics do you use?
Doesn't say.
It's all the technical stuff.
I'm a tech guy.
I'm more of a tech guy than anything else.
So, yeah, I'm going to play.
This is another bright one.
I'm playing some bright ones tonight.
A lot of them in the same color palette.
I'm feeling good.
Oh, you're feeling good?
I'm having the time of my life.
You look great.
You want to play one too?
Oh, you want me to play one?
Yeah, why don't you play a tape as well?
Oh!
Oh my goodness.
Well, I'll play this new Spliff Jackson tape.
What?
What?
On Warm Gospel.
I know we played him before.
Spliff?
Yeah, I believe like...
You know, I got it right here.
Tape called Memory Display.
Episode 87.
I got it in my notes.
Mike's digging through the archives.
Hold on.
He does really great.
Warbly.
Boombap.
Hip hop.
This is a tape on Warm Gospel.
Just came out, came out Edition of 35
Small one
I like Warm Gospel
Mike likes small ones
Come on man
I think I might throw up from that
Really? I don't even smell it
Let's play these two tapes
You got too high that's the problem
Come on man
Don't spoil it No spoilers That's the problem. Now you're really sensitive to everything. Come on, man. Don't spoil it.
No spoilers.
Come on.
Don't give...
That's behind the scenes stuff, man.
It's a family show.
Yeah.
Give me a break.
Mike doesn't like to talk about naked stuff on here.
High stuff.
I don't want to get flagged.
All right.
We will ridicule our president.
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Pulse, an emitter of pulses.
And we're back.
And we're back, Jackson.
Pulse emitter tape chilling in the eye of the storm.
We had to take a little break because Mike got a little too, uh...
Mike got sick from incense.
Mike got sick from incense.
Oh, buddy. We had to go downstairs downstairs it's a big one boy Spliff Jackson habitat on warm gospel
he looks good now it's really good I'm feeling well he got a virus isn't that neat I am the strongest man it really
caused a havoc on my system
alright
alright so
Davey boy you wanna do
can we do me and you now
can we finally do one together
and we'll take this out
did we figure out what episode number it was
108 we figured that out right away
long time ago
I'm Mike.
I'm Mike.
You're Joe.
I'm Dave.
Dave.
VLV is next,
this weekend.
Yeah, VLV is this weekend.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Well, you got the,
you got the second.
I didn't buy my ticket yet.
Can I still get them
for 50 bucks
or is that done?
I don't know how it works.
All right.
Did you see that
you can pay by the day now?
Right, 30 bucks a day is $60.
Yeah, but that's cheaper than
what it would have been before
for the whole weekend if you pay at the gate.
Oh, really? Oh, okay.
I'm always over
60% with my answers.
Alright.
You ready to take this out? What are you going to play, Dave?
You go first.
We're going to go out of order, is that okay? Order. You want me? We're going to go out of order.
Is that okay?
Order in the corp.
Are you all right?
Order in the corp.
Yeah, let's go out of order.
Gerrymander, Your Honor.
All right, let's go out of order.
All right.
I'm going to play this sad Cambodia tape.
Aw.
Cambodia is sad.
Came out on co-released.
Sin Copen, Under My Bed.
What?
Too scary.
Under My Bed.
Way too scary.
Very scary.
This is really, really scary and difficult.
Sad Cambodia Under My Bed?
Sad Cambodia.
The tape's called First...
What is this?
Methetherical Bulletin or something like that.
C34.
That sounds about right, right?
I think you're going to like it. It's a. That sounds about right, right? I think
you're going to like it. It's a sick Italian
duo, I believe. Oh, I love Italian stuff.
Meatballs, spaghetti.
You like the spaghetti?
Keep going. Have you ever had
Scrapallis? Scrapallis.
A bottle of juice.
Scrapallis are good, though. Tell me what those are.
Those are dough balls fried in oil.
With a sauce.
What's the sauce?
That's a tomato sauce.
Have you ever had Scrapelli's for real, though?
No, are those real?
Yeah.
What are those?
You've had a crepe before, right?
Yeah.
So it's like that, but it's got parsley in it.
And then you put Parmesan cheese.
Or Parmesan?
Or Romano. Or Romano. Or Pellegrino. Yeah, you Parmesan cheese. Or Romano.
Or Pellegrino.
Yeah, you want Pellegrino Romano.
Not Parmesan.
And then black pepper. And you roll it up.
And then you pour
broth on top.
And it's like a soup.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's really good.
What is it like there?
It's cooking with Dave.
Cooking with Dave.
Italian cooking with Dave.
What are you cooking today, Dave? I can give you a recipe if you'd like, actually.
Yeah, go ahead.
What were your childhood recipes growing up in your parents' house?
Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing.
My mom never cooked either.
We got Taco Bell and shit.
I'm going to give you the recipe for Scrippellis.
This is the one that I used.
You already made these?
Oh, yeah.
You didn't have them out.
You made them at home?
I made them at home, yeah.
You didn't go to Mona Lisa or something?
This is what you need.
Three Italian sisters
crispele and broth.
You want four eggs.
One cup of flour.
Three quarter cups of milk.
Just get a whole bunch of parsley.
A whole bunch of parsley.
Two tablespoons of vegetable oil.
Then you put that all in a blender.
Blend it all up.
Like a food processor? Yeah, like a food processor. Just get it down to a batter. oil vegetable oil got it okay then you put that all in a blender blend it all up so you make your
food processor or what yeah like a food processor just get it down to a batter you know okay then
you make your crepes and then but don't you need a crepe pan or you just use a regular pan you can
use a regular pan okay i just use like a regular uh you know like an iron skillet or a flat like
pancake thing no i don't use a griddle.
Okay.
You want something in there that you can like, because you got to pick up the pan and turn it, you know, to get the crepe nice and round.
Okay.
And then you want to use Romano cheese, Locatelli brand.
Okay.
And some black pepper.
And that's just grated?
Yeah, grated up.
The fine or like the thicker?
Grated up nice and fine.
Okay.
Grated up nice and fine. Roll. Grate it up nice and fine.
Roll it in the crate.
Oh, and then you roll them and then you...
You can put it on top and you put it inside as well.
Oh, all right.
All right.
Then you just get some vegetable broth, pour it on top, put it in a bowl, get a nice stew
going.
Get a nice stew going.
Delicious.
Delicious.
Sounds good to me.
If anybody tries that, let us know.
I'm serious
It's good
Northern Italian
Northern Italian
Yeah
I hate southern Italians
Yeah me too
After what they did
In World War II
Lazy
All they do is
Drink wine
And cheese
It's true
What are you going to play?
What are you going to take us out with?
I'm going to take us out with What's it going to be? What's it going to take? What are you going to take us out with? I'm going to take us out with...
What's it going to be?
What's it going to take for you?
What's it going to take to put you into this position?
I'm going to do a cut off of this split
between original Flowering Earth and Crescent Coast.
I'm going to play the original Flowering Earth side.
Oh, this is the original Flowering Earth.
Not like that cover band.
No, not that.
Joe, me and you got punked right the other week.
We went to go see...
Flowering Earth. Flowering Earth, we're playing pranked the other week. We went to go see. We saw Flowering Earth.
We saw Flowering Earth.
We're playing down at the Jubilee.
We got all dressed up.
First of all, matching overalls, right?
Yep.
Boots with the fur.
24 karat magic in the air.
Went out.
It wasn't even the original Flowering Earth.
No.
It was just Flowering Earth.
With, I think, like, the drummer.
It's the drummer's brother.
Drummer's brother?
He played, like, two gigs with the original band back in the day
when his brother was sick.
And he thinks he's in the band.
You're not a doctor.
Leave your opinions to yourself.
So this tape came out on blank tapes.
What?
What?
Come on now.
Number three from 2016.
I really like the artwork for this.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, what's going on there?
Just a little sunroom window.
What's that called?
That's pretty interesting to me.
Skylight?
Oh, it's skylight, yeah.
Let me see.
I want to see.
Oh, and then like an industrial landscape here.
This is really, really scary and difficult.
Like an electrical substation.
Oh, yeah, I like this.
What do you call this?
We just talk about it.
You are so dumb, man. This is one of those perforated J-cards,
though. I don't like that. I don't mind it on that.
I think I discussed that earlier. Thank you very much.
You have talked about it. Gerrymander, Your Honor.
Motion to strike, Your Honor.
Oh, thank you.
Alright.
So, we ready to take this out? Ready. Are you ready? Dave, my question to you. This was Mike earlier, guys. Oh, thank you. All right. So we're ready to take this out?
Ready.
Are you ready?
Dave, my question to you.
This was Mike earlier, guys.
This was Mike earlier.
Oh, come on.
Don't play that.
Those were intimate recordings.
Billions.
You told me that was private.
We got tapes.
All right.
Sad Cambodia.
And then the original Flowering Earth.
To take out episode number 108. We fell on.
It's a magic number.
That's a big Masonic number.
Welcome to reality.
Have we all been sick during an episode now?
Yeah, big time.
Yeah.
Big time.
It's a big one, boy.
Man, you better get yourself shit together.
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um I'm sorry. so so
so so
so so
so so I'm not sure if I can get the so so so
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