Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #109 | 08.13.17

Episode Date: August 13, 2017

Leolyxxx, Endurance, Rhucle, Nick Hoffman, Luciernaga, Ant'Lrd, Musa Dwarf, Clinical Trials, Lyrels, Blanca, Noise Altar, and Mukqs.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear him like, we're going to play some Kasims.

They're like years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Tabs out. Oh, Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Me too. You too, huh? Yes. Well, that makes two of us then, as the old saying goes, old boy. Old chap?

Uh-huh. You ready to go on this adventure? I would love to go on this adventure. Joby's not here yet. Joby's not here yet. Special Mike and Dave time. Oh, I love special Mike and Dave time. It's really scary, but...

Two's great, but three's a crowd. Don't tell Joe that. Nobody tell Joe that. And he doesn't listen, so it doesn't matter. Tabs out. The Cassette Podcast. Episode number... 109.

Drumroll, please. 109, really? You're right. Don't I? You're right. I don't know what the hell to do with that. Yeah, just us. Just Mike and Dave for a little bit.

How nice. How... I keep looking at my phone like, come on, Joe. I'm going to host the show. Show up. Show up, Joe. Break. It's too weird. How you doing, Dave? No, I'm not going to ask you, Joe. I'm the host of the show. Show up, Joe. Break that.

It's too weird. How you doing, Dave? No, I'm not going to ask you that question. I know how you're doing. You're doing awful. Today's been an awful day. Let's not talk about it. No.

Let's play some tapes instead. That sounds like a good idea. Should we do that? Let's just goof around a little bit. Dave, you want to goof? Yeah, let's goof. What's your favorite goof? What's your favorite good boy goof? My favorite good boy?

No bad boy stuff. No sugary stuff. Just good boy goofs? No bad boy stuff. No sugary stuff. Just good boy goofs. Just sugary stuff? No sugary stuff. What was that? No sugary stuff. Just good...

Is it every time? Sugary. Normally, I pour sugar on that shit Good boy What's your favorite good boy goof? I like putting razor blades in apples You think that's a good boy goof? Yeah, it's not too bad

Hey, that's bad boy stuff And apples have natural sugars That's true That's true. I said no sugary stuff. Alright, cut that out. You're a bozo. Quit being a bozo. You want to do a double banger? Yes, let's do two. I love it.

I'm going to play this tape that we got from a label. Oh, yeah? Yes. Good night, folks. Called Origin Peoples. This is their, I think, fourth release it says on there. It's kind of hard to say. It's a green cover with this black text on the back.

And it's hard to say in my old age. I'm getting some grays. You notice all my grays? Oh, yeah. I got a lot of grays. I want grays. I want all grays. All grays?

Yeah. Plastic Inners. Nigerian Boogie Mixtape. Plastic Inners? Inners. Or Inners? Inners. I- like someone who watches the chris tay show on twitter they call themselves inners right plastic yeah i think they do why because this show's called all in oh okay okay they're inners they're inners yeah i thought that was like a belly button type. An inners. Yeah. An inners and an outers.

Inners and, well, no, there's innies, outies, and inners and outers. There's differences. There's boings and sproings. Inners are like halfway in between innies and outies, but mostly ins. I like the ones that come out and they hang down like below your waist. Like really long. Mike, I think that might be your pecker. What happens when you touch it?

Plastic inners. Nigerian boogie mixtape put together by someone named... I don't know how to pronounce it. Leolix? Leolix. L-E-O-L-Y Triple X. Like the movie. Ooh, like a dirty movie. No, like

The Fangs and the Furious. That was a XXX movie, right? I guess so. But this is a bunch of 70s and 80s. This guy bought Nigerian records from that era of a different

you know, like it says, a boogie mixtape. Tight. So I don't know exactly who the artist is. There's not a list of who's on the mixtape. At least not in my copy. But I kind of queued up to something here that I dig. I was listening to this tape and the whole thing is just like

if you need to get put in a good mood, which some people might need to at these precious times. Taking your precious little shits. What do you want to play, Dave? I think I'll maybe play this Endurance tape. Did this tape come up

when we were talking about hardcore bands that also work as ambient band names? Endurance is a good one. Yeah. I think because didn't we play an endurance tape? I don't think so. Maybe we did.

Maybe we didn't. Who knows? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yeah. But this tape's called- Come on. Keep it moving.

Keep the show moving, Dave. It doesn't matter. Echoic architecture. Come on, we're losing hits. What's it called? Say it one more time. Louder. When I'm not talking, say it.

So when I'm quiet, say it. Echoic architecture. So just wait till I'm done. Echo Architecture, you said? Echoic. On Polar Seas. Polar Seas. The 21st release I'm seeing here. I have a note that says it's also an edition of 50.

Yes. Endurance's Joshua Stefani. Stefani? Canadian researcher living in Japan. What's he researching? I don't know, it doesn't say Maybe just researching Hopping on Wikipedia now and again

Amateur Recreational researching That's a good project Recreational research Endurance, if you want to use the name recreational research for your next tape, you can't. Because I copyright it, so don't even try. I'm going to play a little bit off the A side. Just a tiny little bit, huh?

Just a tiny little bit. Just give them a taste. Right at the beginning. Glass Towers is the name of the track. Okay, let me see it. I want to look at the artwork on this. It's a beautiful tape. I really like the...

Well, I'll be the judge of that. You were right, David. It is. It's beautiful. What is that? Like some sort of building that looks like... What's the thing in Florida? The big golf ball?

Epcot Center? It looks like it might be a picture of a roof, you know, from the inside. Yeah. Yeah. With this... What color is that? That's beautiful. It's like a...

I would call that like a... I don't know. Like a muddy lavender yeah there you go you ever hear his music muddy lavender oh yeah it's pretty good yeah um it's not what you think it's like it's like yes flea base like flea base just flea base yeah okay so let's do this something off the plastic inners uh nigerian boogie mixtape on origin peoples put together by leo l, we're going to say. And then Endurance. Let's do this. Thank you. My mama want a reggae My mama want a reggae My mama want a reggae My mama want a reggae

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Yo! Leo Licks was the name of the person who put together the mixtape, Plastic Inners. On Origins Paypals. Origin Paypals. Joe B., you're here now. Red is a beat. Red is a beat. You were at the beach.

Didn't put on any... I had some treats. He put on the all-natural sunblock. Joe B. shaved his head. I did shave my head. I told Joe B. last week. He didn't really shave it, but he kind of... It's not shaved.

That's exactly what I wanted. Yeah. I wasn't going to go all the way. I sent him a text message. I said, shave your head all the way. I sent him a text message. I said, shave your head. I've been getting into these guys. You ever heard of them? They're called the skinheads. They got some funny beliefs. And a few days later

he texted me and said, he's shaving his head. I said, that's because daddy gets what he wants. Daddy gets what he wants. I don't know what I'm going to do now. I'll let you know. You'll let me know? Just in general? No, I'm on my air. I don't know what I'm going to do now. I'll let you know. Just in general? I love the your face is so red

and you got the red glasses now. It's like you look like a lobster man. You're a lobster man. Maybe that's my new look I'm going to go for. It's just constant lobster? Joe B. Constant lobster. Man, I saw constant lobster live in concert one time. Joe B., you justster. Man, I saw Constant Lobster live in concert one time. Joe B., you just showed up. You got to listen to those tapes.

What did you think? They were good. I liked them. You want to play two now? You want me to play two? Three. Yeah. Oh, here's what I brought.

You first want to approve it? Off mic, you can approve it. You want me to approve it all? Yeah, yeah. Why do I have to approve it? Off mic, you can approve it. You want me to approve it all? Yeah, yeah. Why do I have to approve it all? A, did I play that tape before? Yeah, we played this. We did?

Yeah. Okay. See? Screwed up. Did you get the tape I sent you? But I bought that at the show. I probably wasn't here when you played that. Okay, but these check out.

Those check out. No, wait. We may have played this one before. Did we? But what about that tape? Did we play that one? I'll have to look that one up. I think we may have. Put it to the side. I'll have played this one before. Did we? But what about that tape? Did we play that one? I'll look that one up. I think we may have.

I'll look that. I'll do some research on that. I'll do some... What's it called, Dave? Investigative reporting? Oh, amateur research? No, recreational research. Recreational research.

You like to do a little recreational research? I do. I figured you'd be an RR man. Oh, yeah. About certain things. I like to look things up. Yeah. I like to be like, what other movies was that certain things. I like to look things up. Yeah. I like to be like, what other movies was that guy in? And then I look it up

and I research what movies he's in. Like, what? He was in that? A little recreational research. A little R&R. Let me ask you this. This might be too personal. You got the IMDb app on your phone?

I don't. No? I just use it in Safari. Okay. I don't want to crowd up too many apps. So you want to play these two? Yeah. I'll give them back to you, and then I'll

play... I'll play... I'll play... this new... My wife, Borat. Three. Ruckle, Mike Magro split. That's one of the skills I learned. Ruckel? Is that how much it costs? We didn't play this already?

No. No, because we only got one copy. And I got it. And you got it. I snatched it. I have that too. He gave us all a copy. I feel like we played this. I don't think we did. I don't think we did. Out of all the ones, I wasn't confident before. Scanning database. You know what, though? We, um,

we played, we did this at Jesse's. You didn't know in the end. Huh? You didn't know in the end. Huh? You didn't know in the end, I don't think. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Come on. Keep the show moving.

Keep the show moving. We're losing this. If you did play it, we're losing this. We're playing it again. I know. Okay, what side are you playing? The Ruckle side. One time I took drugs.

Okay, and who's Ruckle? I'm not sure. You don't know? We played Ruckle before. Flavor of Water. Mike Nagro put out a Ruckle tape's Ruckel? I'm not sure. You don't know? We played Ruckel before. Flavor of Water. Mike Nagro put out a Ruckel tape. Ruckel? Ruckel.

I like Ruckels. I hope that's the way it's pronounced. It's like a wrestling style. I thought it was some sort of chip. Ruckel? Yeah. A chip. A snack.

Yeah. From where? From, you know, Eastern Europe. Describe it to me. It's some sort of, well, it's probably not made from corn. Well, first of all, that's our crop. How does it come packaged? So it's made from what, like a potato or something?

Yeah. It's a potato chip? We have those. Not really like a chip, though. More like I envisioned it almost like a little- Like a cone or a log? A potato log. Well, they're about this big, inch and a half.

They're like pretzel rods but they're made out of potatoes. Really bland too. Like pretzel rods. No salt. Yeah, and they're not really crunchy either. What's the texture? It's kind of like a cake. It's like an airy foam.

Almost like shortbread but more crumbly and gross. That's so disgusting so disgusting it doesn't have any flavor but you're supposed to dip it in things yeah it's like a delivery service for like normally i pour sugar on that shit that's what i envisioned that yeah too sugary and then this other tape i'm playing oh this is i would let's just say real quick oh yeah it's on um otherworldly mystics other Otherworldly Mystics. Number 19.

And then I'm going to play Harvey Harmonia. That's probably not right. Harvey Harmonia. No, no. Nick Hoffman is the dude, and that's what the tape's called. I really like this artwork. Kind of esoteric. Oh, yeah.

Let me get a look at that. Yeah, give Dave a esoteric. It's gold. Let me get a look at that. Yeah, give Dave a look at that. It's a beauty. I like it. It's gold paper, black printing. Oh, that's beautiful. Got a nice stylized old English on the back. Yeah, that's very nice.

It's kind of alchemical or mystical or something, like a Da Vinci code. This is really, really scary and difficult. Yeah, like there's a clue. It's going to take me to the treasure. Like if you're playing a video game, you have to choose one of those things. Abraham Lincoln's glasses. Ooh, really difficult. Like there's a clue. Yeah, like there's a clue. It's going to take me to the treasure. Like if you're playing a video game, you have to choose one of those things. Abraham Lincoln's glasses. Ooh, his glasses. Yeah, which if you look at them in the sun, there's a code for treasure.

This is like a room in like an old like rogue, like a... So you're talking about the movie we're writing, Abe Lincoln's Glasses, colon, Code for Treasure. Or like a roguelike video game. You go into a room. Yeah, you go into a room and you find a temple. Yeah, you find a temple. Remember when Sarah Palin went rogue?

No. What did she do? She was just cool as shit. She was cool as shit? A foxy lady, too, if I don't mind saying. What do you mean? She declared that she was going rogue? I don't know, dude. Mike was trying political humor, and it just never lands.

Ruckel from The Split with Mike Nagro and then Nick Hoffman. What's the name of the tape? It's hard to read. It's this too scary font. This font is too scary. And which one are you going to play first? The ruckel tape. Ruckel.

I like one dozen ruckel. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Rocko. Rocko. Rocko. I get to say it, Dave. You say it, Joe. That was some... You took the fire out of it.

You took the fire in it. Ooh. Sounds like a classic rivalry going on here. What's your favorite classic rivalry? Your favorite one. My most favorite out of all the classic rivalries. My most favorite out of all of them. It's hard to say.

It's really hard to say. Yeah, I don't know what mine is. Hey, Dave, I sound weird in my headphones. Fix that, please. I think that's your brain. Fix that, please. I don't's your brain. Fix that, please. I don't know what to tell you, man. Some fantasy stuff going on there in the last one.

Last one what? That last tape. That Nick Hoffman tape. Oh, not... Yeah. No, more medieval. I mean, Renaissance Faire. Renaissance Faire.

Oh, I can't wait for... It just started. Are you going? Yeah. I don't know when. You dress up? No, I've only been once. Okay. But. Are you going? Yeah. I don't know when. You dress up? No, I've only been once. Okay. But it was really fun.

Yeah. Does anyone in your family dress up? Sabine dressed up. As what? I don't even really remember. Just kind of like a... Oh, it's just like a dress. Like a... It was like a Disney princess dress. So I think, you know, it's very ornate. Okay. Yeah. Alright, good enough. I don't know what I would do

though. I think I would just do some sort of robe. Let's take a moment to applaud your daughter's instincts. All right. Davey Boy. But it was very, that music was very medieval sounding. It was. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed both those tapes.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Oh, who is this? Is that Nick Hoffman on the phone? Nick, go ahead. I lost it. You're so dumb, Dave. There he is. Call her.

Is this Nick Hoffman? Come on, man. Who is it, then? Tell me to fix your levels and you get all out of control on clip. Come on. You already know you're the dumbest guy I know. Big guy. Don't make it worse. If you kids keep listening to those tapes,

you'll put my jukebox out of business. Alright, what do you got, Dave? What do you have to play? How many are you going to play? Three. Three? Two. It's a big one, boy.

I can't take any of that. Dave, none of that. Not tonight. Okay, maybe a little bit. Why does he say it? What? He says it right. He says it the way you're supposed to.

Oh, that's the way you're supposed to? Yes. See, I'm not cultured. Billions. Yeah, dummy, you say it. There's two L's, man. I hang out with you guys. That's how you say two L's.

That's it. Because of the, yeah. Because of the exchange rate. I'm going to do a... Joe, you're turning this into stuff you should know. Jesus Christ, tone it down. I'm going to do... Too brainy.

I don't want to get too brainy. Dave, go ahead and just say what you're going to play. Don't interrupt Dave again. Dave, just go ahead and say what you're going to play as soon as I stop talking. I am the strongest man. Go ahead, Dave. Go ahead. I'm going to play...

Figure this shit out, guys! I'm going to play... I'm going to play a little Lucianaga. Followed by Antlered on Moss Archives. Oh. This Lucio Naga side came off,

is on display with John Lindeman. Oxtail, new Oxtail tape. Oh, all right. Let me see. Came out. You are being punished, and you need to sit there and learn to listen. So, yeah.

This came out as part of a split series with three other tapes. Oh, all right. Pretty artwork, as always. Yeah. Some shapes. Looks like some instructions how to make something. Some sort of fold-up piece of paper thing.

It's schematic. It's schematic for a spaceship. Oh, it's for a spaceship? Yeah. Well, that's how you fold the one end. What side are you playing? I'm going to play the Lucianaga side. Nice.

And then I'm going to follow that up with Antler. It's a C60 edition of 50. Pretty cool artwork here. Am I back on? Oh, I'm back on. I'm back, baby. You're out of the corner. Don't put baby in the corner.

By the way, don't ever do that again. Don't ever mute me again. Do not do it again. I didn't host the show. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.

This is interesting information. Come on, man. This is interesting information. Come on. All right. You never unmuted my keyboard, by the way. Can I get that back to it? Darn it. You're not ready for that yet. All right. Then what else are you going to play, Dave?

Then I'm going to do... Let's see here. I'm going to do Antlered. I'm going to be a good boy. Who's Antlered? You know what? I don't know who does this project. I do.

Colin Blanton. Colin Blanton? What else is... Colin Blanton. That name's familiar to me. Blanton. That name rings me about. I think the first time I heard him was a Digitalis tape.

It was Antler and Gardner split. Dave, unmute my computer. Oh, he thought he did. I thought I did. Funny story. This is beautiful artwork as well. Very nice. Joe Bastardo does amazing art.

Look at the spine. He knows what he's doing. Look at the spine. I know, these little clouds or whatever. It's beautiful. Joe B., take a look at the front of the J card, bottom right corner. You see that nice little touch of fingerprint there?

Do you think that's part of the artwork? Right there? Or do you think that was intentional? Right there? Yeah, yeah. No, I think that's part of the artwork. Let me see. Like whatever you used for the background?

Yeah. It just started getting darker there? Yeah, it's just a dark spot. It's a nice touch though. It's nice that it's there. That's intentional. That little, that tiny little thing? Yeah. The dark spot. The dark spot. It's like the size of a... Yeah, I think that's just

that just goes with the image i think right like that's just how the image looks yeah it looks different in this light it looks good though yeah that's fine look at that spine it's very imaginative very nice paper funny pretty interesting even the uh the download goes on a nice paper it's not on that flimsy little paper that's because i think he works at like a Kinko's or something. Oh, they still got Kinko's? Um, no. Now it's like a Chipotle

Send-Em-All. It's a mixture of Uber, Chipotle, Amazon Prime. They also do copies. Copies and coffees. You get your copies and you get your coffees. Why does anyone do that? Copies and coffees. You get your copies and you get your coffees. Why does anyone do that? Copies and coffees.

There's all kinds of ideas these days. Kofi, why don't you do it? I think you could do coffee with just about anything and it would be good. I could do anything. I am the strongest man. Alright.

That's what's happening. Good spine. We're going to do Lushinaga first, followed by Antler. Why is... Oh, never mind. All right. So we're playing these two. Yep. That's what's happening. Spine. Yep. We're going to do Lushinaga first, followed by Antler. All right. Let's see if we like them. Let's check them out. Let's get right into it. Thank you. um

all right I got it. Thank you. I just want you to know that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so The The The The train is now moving towards the station. The The The The engine is a 4-cylinder, 2.0-liter V8 engine with a torque of 1,000 rpm. The engine is a 4-cylinder, 2.0-liter V8 engine with a torque of 1,000 rpm. so The The so The so so I like those. That was like the beginning of life. Hear those little squigglies in the background? I like those. That was like the beginning of life. Lucio Naga and Antlered. Excellent tapes. Those are excellent.

Those were excellent. I got to say, I've been looking through all your boys' tapes. Oh, come on now. I'm going to quit razzing me, guys, Mom. Come on now. He told me to come outzing me guy's mom. Come on now. He told me to come out here because you've been razzing him again. Hi, Mom. What's going on?

Okay, he slowed it down just a little bit. Too scary, Dave. Stop scaring me. All right. I'll do two then. Roy goes. You'll see in a minute. I'm in the hut.

It better slowed down. They are. They're better slowed down. All right, I'm going to play these two. Which ones are

those? The first one I'm going to play. Which one am I going to play first? Musa Dwarf.

Dave, you are out of control. The label's called La La La. L-A-L, L-A-L, L-A-L. Okay. Label from Finland. It's their 86th release. They have a lot of stuff out there. They sent us a few tapes, and they're all really good.

I liked them all. This one's a C60 in addition of 70. I don't know much about who they are. Is it Musa? I think it's Musa Dwarf. Oh, it's Musa Dwarf. The way they have the two words separated on the spine, it looks like one's a...

It's confusing. Dave, I tell you, I had to go to Discogs just to double check because I had the same mistake there. You double checked? Yeah, I did. I triple checked. I went in there and triple checked. Here's the name of the tape. I triple checked. Could you four check for me? What do you call the fourth check? Joe, here,

hand me your beer. What do you call the fourth check? Hand me your beer because I want a sippy. And then the name of those sides, that's the name of the tape. Well, you got your J. That's the first letter. But then they went and put two A's next to each other and put the

umlaut on both. So what's the umlaut do? Let's start with Bjork. So it makes the umlaut do? Let's start with bjork, so it makes the o like oor. Right? And, uh... It makes it ork? It makes it like oor.

No, that's actually what they call it. Who else had an umlaut? Molly Crook. And it made it assook, so it makes the u oor. So what does it do to the a? I don't know. Joe, I literally have no clue. So it's

G-I-L- And then there's two O's. Do we figure... I have no idea. Jadaloo. That's not how you say it. Musedorf is the name of the project, though. I already have that tape.

You do not. This just came in. Yep. Listen to it ten times. And I really like it, so I think I'm going to play that, and then I'm going to play this tape that we got from... What's the name of the label?

Why are you holding it? It's interesting information. I didn't want to spill it. Thank you. Why were you just holding it? Because I've got my hands full here. Come didn't want to spill it. Thank you. Why weren't you just holding it? Because I got my hands full here. Come on, man. Come on.

Second skin recordings. This dude, Michael Mahoney, who I think used to live in Connecticut, involved in the noise scene, maybe 2002. Okay. That era. And then, I don't know, went to school or something like that. Uh, that era. And then, I don't know, went to school or something like that.

Yeah, I think so. Or a reviver, reviver crew. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Extended. Yeah, Danny Moore, uh, extend, uh,

you know, yeah. Yeah, the web goes from there. Oh, yeah. The web. That's a saying.

That's my favorite Spider-Man movie. The web goes from there. Yeah, that's the eighth one. You don't even like Spider-Man. I, just that one. How one that goes from there? Yeah, that's the eighth one. You don't even like Spider-Man. Just that one. How long does this usually take?

But now he's back. He's living in California now. Started second. Sign it up. And he's got a few tapes out. One by Body Morph, which is blank. So if you're listening to this, he sent me a blank tape. But that really takes me back.

That makes me think of 2001. 2001? 2002. this, you send me a blank tape. But that really takes me back. That makes me think of 2001. 2001? 2002. Oh, you always got a blank tape. It's been a while since we got a blank tape boys. Like I was going to say, sometimes I hope for them. Just to hearken to other times. People are stepping up their game.

Clinical trials. They're getting other people to do it now. Of his project. The tape I have here is empty infinities. What? Yeah. I know, it sounds ridiculous, right? Do something that makes sense. So let's do these two.

Musa Dwarf clinical trials. Okay? Sound good? I just want to share this with you guys. Let's check it out and see if it works. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. What? What? Thank you. I'm sorry. Hmm. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. What? What? What? What? What? What?

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from their tapes, which I find to be pretty good. Thank you. Thank you. I do my best. You're great. You're strong. I learned some skills.

I am the strongest man. That's one of the skills I learned. Because I'm pretty good at this stuff. What'd I do? I'm always over 60% with my answers. All right, Joe B., that's how smart I am. I am strong. I'm glad you noticed it.

But since I already know it, don't waste my time telling me things I already know. So, all right, I have more important things to do my turn and I'm going to do a classic team up with Dave like when me and Dave oh shit hang out all the time like without you

without Mike no yeah never we sent Mike pictures yeah we sent Mike pictures of us together hanging out very happy

very happy this is really really scary and difficult I don't like it so this is a classic where me and Dave are going to have a really good time right now this is really, really scary and difficult. I don't like it. So this is a classic where me and Dave are going to have a really good time right now. This is really, really scary. Separate from you. We have a laugh that you're not there. We have a real good belly laugh.

Snacks. Sounds pretty interesting to me. All kinds of snacks. I found one interesting thing here. Savory and sweet. All right. All right. Come on.

You're not a doctor. I feed him. I feed him the snacks. This is not a doctor. What tape are the snacks. This is an ad, doctor. What tape are you playing? I'm going to play this Blanca tape. Blanca. On what was the label called again?

Hidden. Is it Hidden Eyes? Hello? Hidden Eyes. Sing it, Joe. Sing that classic we all grew up with. Bring us that tune that we all love. That's from it On Hidden Eyes

Like Dial R's Dial R slash Privateer I think that's the name of each side I'm a privateer You are a little bit of a privateer This is with two E's though It's a good job I like the

What do you like? Funny story Trying to compliment you Good job, man. It's a good job. I like the... Why? What do you like? Why? I like... Funny story. Trying to compliment you. Oh, thank you.

You always put these little notes on the tapes with a brief pseudo description. Don't talk about the notes. Oh, shouldn't I? Because I like how... I don't know what... You put Spice Channel on this one. Which you all know was a pornographic television station.

But that's the music from it. But it sounds so far removed from that. I just want to know what your Spice Channel sounded like. Like this? I don't think you had the, I think you had the wrong channel on. Mike was watching my Tink's vid dream thinking it was weird. You know, because it was all,

at my parents' house, it was all, you couldn't see it, but you could hear it. And that was enough for me, baby. But I think you had the wrong station on. You're like, this is the Spice Channel

and it was this music. and all the odd what's on TV scrolls up the screen. Yeah, and like, yeah, yeah.

But I don't think you had the Spice channel on. Okay. You had a different channel on. All right. Listen, I read these notes for you guys. So I'm going to play that. And Dave, what would you like to play?

Classic team up. Oh, shit. Oh, boy. Oh, shit. Joby, let me get your beer. Wow. Hurry up. You got it.

You have the rest of that. I was going to. I am the strongest man. I should have got a snack at the liquor store. I got something for you. I believe we played something from this label,

Love All Day. Love All Day. We did, yeah. Maybe the last episode. 107. I looked up earlier. 107. This project is called

Konosido. Oh, and who is that I do not know are you sure is that the project name or is that the name of the tape I think it is the name of the project I don't know big guy I think you got this one backwards

maybe it's called Lyrells maybe it's Lyrells I think Lyrells is the name of the project and Konosido is the name of the project and Conocido is the name of the tape which as we all know is Spanish for known see

I would think that it was Conocido because on the download code Conocido is on top and in bold and underneath of it is Lyrells but isn't that how on top of it in bold. Yeah, but I thought... And neither of his lyrels. But isn't that how... Isn't on top of it in bold... Isn't that the title?

That's what my mom used to call me. Up on the top in bold? Joby, look at that muscle. Well, that's what she would... Download code. That's how she would describe me to other parents. There's another download code. Describe me to other parents.

Joby, focus on the download code. I'm looking. Now, say the joke again. That's how she would describe me to other parents. Now, back to the download code. What's Joey like? He's up on top and he's bold. He's up on top and he's bold.

See, this one's not going to be a help because it's a... This is like a horizontal. It's a totally different layout for the Delacote. No, it is. It's Lyrell's. Oh, yep. Dave got best. I knew it.

Three. I'm always over 60% with my answers. Dave, did you do any recreational research beforehand? Doing some right now. Love all day. Out of Chicago, Illinois. Oh, Windy City. Home of broad shoulders.

I had a Chicago dog finally not too long ago. Ooh, Windy City. Home of broad shoulders. I had a Chicago dog, finally, not too long ago. Oh, yeah. 80% of the time. Wasn't impressed. What's on a Chicago dog? It's a sesame bun. I'm with you. Okay, I like that.

It's a hot dog. I know there's a pickle, like a whole wedge of a pickle. Uh-huh. And a Chicago dog doesn't have a pickle. There might be some sort of pepper. Like a long hot. I don't remember what else. I really want to get another tuxedo.

Is there mustard on that? There might be mustard. I think there's mustard on it. Anyway, I'll take sauerkraut with spicy brown. That's it. Where did you get it? At this hot dog place by work. Crazy dogs.

Crazy dogs. They got like 50 different hot dogs I like the sushi dog and the Mexican dog which the Mexican dog there's no bread it's a tortilla so it's basically a hot dog in a burrito

we call that a hot dog roll up but it's more like it's not like a cigar oh yeah I know what you're talking about that Oh, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying. That place up 202 has veggie dogs. You can get one with mac and cheese on it. What?

Johnny's or whatever? Yeah. Is that what it's called? John John's? Johnny's. Johnny's. Okay. I'm trying to shop around my tuxedo dog.

You think they'll make that? What was your tuxedo dog? It was like a tuxedo, like a hot dog with everything that you go camping with. Anything they have. It was like, what was it? Beans. Potato chips. Yeah.

Sauerkraut. Sauerkraut was definitely on it. What else did we put? Cheese. Oh, yeah. It was overdressed. It was overdressed. It was overdressed.

It was a tuxedo dog. Yeah, because it was overdressed. And then we put sauerkraut on it. And then I suggested that we put some vinegar. I felt like the vinegar would have tied it all together. It would have tied it all together. It would have tied it all together. But I didn't ask because I figured nobody had it. Then two minutes later, Conrad just pulled out this giant bottle.

But he had apple cider vinegar. That's a different taste than the standard. That's a whole other vinegar, Dave. They're getting into a different vinegar universe. Well, it's overdressed. Well, yeah. Pepsido dog might need to be in that kind of zone. Yeah, I hear you there.

I feel like maybe put a little bit on there. How wet's the bun at this point? No, no, no, a dog might need to be in that kind of zone. Yeah, I hear you there. I feel like maybe put a little bit on there. How wet's the bun at this point? No, no, no, no. You keep it nice and dry. You drain your beans and your kraut so it's not too wet. You know I do. They're not too wet. You know I do.

It's served immediately. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you serve it immediately, you idiot. Like, this isn't something that sits around. Serve now, serve now, serve now. All gaps. Immediately. Okay, yeah.

That sounds pretty good. And you eat it right away. And how is it? Is it good? Oh, it's great. I thought it was delicious, yeah. It's a big one, boy. I mean, you know, when you're camping, like...

It's a big one, boy. You experiment a little bit. Yeah, you do. Yeah. I mean... It's probably not as good. It's dark. Experiment, you know?

But I could get it from a food truck or something like that. I'd get that. Sure. Nice long dog. What tape are you playing, by the way? Oh, I like long dogs. What is it? The longer, the better.

I was so set on this being kind of pseudo. Lyrels. Lyrels. Or Lyrels? L-Y-R-E-L-S. Lyrels. Keep it moving, Nate. Keep it moving. Sorry, I got them. L-Y-R-E-L-S. L-Y-R-E-L-S. Keep it moving, Dave. Keep it moving.

Sorry, I got them on hot dogs. And then, Joby, what do you want to play? I already talked about mine. Dave, you're so dumb. I introed mine already. I know. Did you? Yep.

Fucking Blanca, Dave. Come on. Blanca. Hidden Eyes. God damn it. Oh, yeah. I felt like that was so long ago. Dave, it was.

Can we talk off mic real quick? No. Stop trying to do other podcast bits. Oh, is that from another podcast? I'm starting to think none of Mike's jokes are original. No, none of them are original. Harris Teeter, and I'm like, that's a grocery store.

The character isn't a grocery store. I'm like, you don't have no original thoughts. What are you drinking, Dave? You're fooling me. I've been fooling you for years. I think you're so funny. And I'm like, wait a minute. Gotcha.

This has all been a good boy prank. Oh, Dave, that didn't taste good. No, it tasted... I think you spilled... I just... I smelled beer, Dave, that didn't taste good. I think you spilled I just smelled beer, like sour beer all over this bottle. I'm sorry if I spilled my sour beer. Oh, I might have. Joby spilled some sour beer on my

water. I don't like sour beers. Podcast is over. Blanca, Larals. Why are you tasting the outside? Why aren't you just drinking the water that's on the inside? I never put my mouth on a bottle. I didn't. I just smelled it on my fingers. You know Richard Nixon never put his mouth on a bottle. I didn't. I just smelled it on my fingers. You know Richard Nixon never put his mouth on a bottle? That's true.

That's why he's America's greatest president. Yeah, they still got him. That's why he's in the President Hall of Fame, I think. Let's get right into it. All right, I'm ready. Let's check it out and see if it works. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Oh so so Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Lyrails.

How are rules? You're Lyrails. You're Lyrails, Blanca. Blanca, you're Lyrails. I never hit her. Two's's great but three's a crowd Two tight tapes there Now I'm trying to figure out Blanca on Hidden Eyes, Laurels on Love All Day

I'm trying to figure out Let me tell you something Let me tell you my deep dark secrets Let's play some games Do I? Wait no I only have one left And what do you have? Do you have anything left Joe? And Dave what do you have? I think I'm out.

So I think this is it then. Too scary. What happened to all the tapes? A ghost ate Dave's tapes. It's a crazy game. I want you to go. Joe, I want you to go first. I was there, right? I want you to go. Joe, Joe B., I want you to go first.

Joe B., Joe B., Joe B., Joe B., Joe B. Joe B. Sorry, I was chewing the snack mix. Joe B. Joe B. And I didn't want Dave to get mad at me. It's a good snack mix, right? It's a good mix.

For chewing on Mike. Thank you, Joe. I appreciate it. I'm sorry. I get irrationally mad about mouth noises. Yeah, it's gross. It's loud. I'm going to play this new... Let's make some mouth noises real quick.

Alias, The Beekeeper. What are you going to play? I'm going to play this new Noise Alter tape. Noise Alter. Kevin McSloy. South Carolina, right? South Carolina. You used to live in Delaware, where we live. Did he just go to school here, or he used to live here? I'm not a cardiologist.

Oh, I didn't know you. I don't know everyone's, you know. But he's been a fan from day one. Day one. Yeah, man. From the Geico. I think it was the first donation, wasn't it? Big time.

Yeah, big time. And this is payola, baby. It's all coming back around because now I'm going to play the tape. That's why you do it. No, this is a good one. This is a long one, I believe. Yeah? Yeah.

It's a good one, though. I enjoy it. Now, is this self-released or is this on a label? Self-released. I think it's like his third self-released tape. Nice. In like maybe... Plasma Wave Records.

Plasma Wave Records, you're saying. That's what it says on here. I'm going to Google that and see what it is. What's the release number? Three. Are you just making it up? Yeah, I have no idea. Dave's got me muted.

Ten. Dave, unmute my computer, man. Why do you keep doing this to me? Because I think it's for memory destruction. Three. Ten. I'm going to play. My Wi-Fi is too slow.

They're from Greenville. That's in South Carolina, right? Yeah. Memory destruction slash life forces. That's what I'm going to play. That's what you're going to play? Yeah. All right.

And then I'm going to end out the show, right? Take it all out. Episode what, Dave? Remind me. 109. That's a big Masonic number. With one of our two new Chromedome tapes. We're winding down the Chromedome series.

The Tabs Out subscription series. It's coming to a close. Right. Got a few left. A few left. Right. Just put out two. That Andy Ortman tape that Dave almost caught himself on. It's coming to a close. Got a few left. Just put out two. That Andy Ortman tape that Dave almost cut himself

on. It's on tin, Dave. It's got a tin J card. You gotta be careful with that. Can I not recycle it, but can I get money for the leftover? Can I take it to the recycler and get 25 cents? You want to bring it to the scrapyard and see what you can get for it?

What do you think I can get for it? We might have an extra few around here if you want to try. You probably wouldn't get much. But you know what? I bet if you towed the scale. If you towed the scale? If you towed the scale. That's an expression? Towed the scale?

What do you do with the toad? Tow? Tow the scale. What does that mean? You put? Toe the scale. What does that mean? You put your toe on the scale. Oh, I see what they did there with that. That's an old-timey expression. I've loved everything this guy has done so far.

Oh, you're so dumb. Mux from a split with M. Sage. Another date that we did. Oh, wait. Artwork by Tiny Little Hammers and he just fucking killed it. I love his artwork. I'm not even going to try to explain it.

There's a weird Ninja Turtle on the front. Kind of. That's why I called him a weird. I didn't say a Ninja Turtle on the front. I said a weird Ninja Turtle. Is it Mux? Is that how you say it? Mux. Is there an umlaut?

If there's an umlaut, it'd be like Mux. Pretty funny, pretty interesting. Very imaginative, very creative. Max from Goodwill Smith. That's who that is and uh we'll have a few more chrome driven tapes out soon

to the current subscribers not taking any newbies no noobs no noobs get out of here in his butt alright so episode 109

what are you playing again Joe? Chemist Louis you're so stupid. Noise alter. You do much for me and I just can't believe. Figure this shit out, guys. All right. Let's check it out.

I just want to share this with you guys. It's too scary so so All right. so so so so Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Thank you. so We are going down to the park. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. We are going down to the park. Let the horses in.

Let the horses in. We are going down to the park. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. Let the horses in. You're scrying. We are not having fun with the horses that beat us. What are you doing? You're scrying. We are not having fun with the horses that beat us. What are you doing? This is our beautiful snowman.

You're scrying. We are not having fun with the horses that beat us. What are you doing? You're scrying. We are not having fun with the horses of the U.S. We are not having fun with the horses of the U.S. We are not having fun with the horses of the U.S. yes oh too much noise I'm going to go to the forest. Yes. What else?

Here we are going. Yes. Hello. What else? Key forest. Time to go to the farm. Here we are going. Yes. And I'm going to go down. Keep forced. Time to go down. Here we are going. Yes.

And I'm going. And I'm going. Keep forced. Yes. And I'm going. Here we are going. Yes. And I'm going.

Yes. And I'm going. Keep forced. Yes. And I'm going. Here we are going. Yes. And I'm going.

Yes. And I'm going. Keep forced. Yeah, that's about 2,200 feet. Oh, no. That's about 40-40. Thank you. To be continued... I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I don't know. uh ah I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon