Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #110 | 09.3.17

Episode Date: September 3, 2017

Cops, Bolabit, Skingraft, Gayest, Bastrd, Eric Pitra, Nikmis, D.J. Fulltono, Evan Zierk, Raising Holy Sparks, Black Unicorn, American Cream Band, and Pg. 99.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims. They're like years later.

We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some Kasims. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. There are.

And we're going to play them. Oh, my goodness. Tabs out. What a statement. Welcome, Tabs out. Welcome to Tabs out. Excuse me. Welcome, Tabs out. Welcome to Tabs out. Welcome to play them. Oh my goodness. Tabs out. What a statement. Welcome, Tabs Out. Welcome to Tabs Out. Excuse me. Welcome, Tabs Out.

Welcome, Tabs Out. Welcome to the podcast. Did you hear what I just said? I did. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast episode number, Dave, help me out. I never looked.

110. 110. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's a big Masonic number. I'm really happy about this one because I'm looking at the tapes and I'm pretty excited. Oh, you're pretty excited.

Before we get started with that, Joby, I have a boner to pick with you. I love boners. I saw your wife and your firstborn today. I feel like they totally ignored me. They snubbed you? They snubbed me. She gave me the quick high.

Then it was off. I know the kids weren't having a good time. The kids seemed fine. Seemed fine to me. Chatting it up. I don't know. She texted me and said she saw you. Couldn't talk to me at all.

When I got that massage from her, I would say she was a little too chatty. Oh. And now she's too good to talk to me? I don't know. I'm sorry. I'll beat her. In the nightly beating, I'll add an extra lash. No, that's not funny.

Come on. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. All right. Just let her know that I have feelings. Maybe you'll give me your name? Give her my name. I'm sorry that happened to you.

Does she have face blindness? She might have face blindness. I felt like I had it today. Well, what happened? I just... My dude, my client guy, I talked to him about the drawing and then I went out to go get him and like

walk past him. You're a tattoo artist. And I was like, where's my guy at? And then Dan's like, that's him. He took his hat off and it like fucked me all up. Oh yeah, you have haplineness. I totally didn't recognize him without a hat on. Don't joke about that. That's not funny. That's a real thing. Hundreds of people suffer from haplineness.

If I can't joke about beading, you can't joke about hapliness. Don't keep bringing it up. Jesus Christ. All right, who wants to play the first tape? It's a real thing. I just like to watch you guys. Who wants to go first? Who is that, Michael Jackson?

Yeah, pretty much. Dave, you want to go first? You want to do a... Oh, we're starting with me? Okay. You know what? You guys have... I think that's...

We don't do that often. I'll go first. You and B, you want to do the... You know what I'm talking about. You both have tapes on a certain label, correct? Oh, yeah. Let's do that. What do you got?

Do you want to do that? Yeah. Joe B, I've got this tape on Field Hymns. Oh, I got another tape on Field Hymns. You guys going to do a double shot? Yeah, let's do that. I've got this tape, Cops.ns. You guys going to do a double shot? Yeah, let's do that. I've got this tape, Cops. Self-titled tape.

Project I've never heard of. New release on Field Hymns. Got this black and white Warp Checker artwork that's pretty tight. Very nice. Little splashes of red in there. Inside's very nice. It's got a picture of a...

Is that a magic eye, but I can just really see it well? It's a magic eye. They do the work for you. It's already 3D when you look at it. Oh, that's nice. You'd figure we'd have that technology by now. Yeah.

The pre-finished magic eye. I do love that they're still keeping up with at least for mine, 69. Joe B. Oh, their number... I have number 69. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big time. Very nice. That's a big, their number. I have number 69. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big time.

Very nice. Big time. That's a big Masonic number. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. I didn't think you had it anymore. I thought that one got lost. No, that's in the vault.

That's safe. Oh, good. Cut it out. Here we go. No, I lost a bunch of... First time I lost my virginity. Lost a bunch of sound clips. So we're down to the classics. Down to the canon. No, I lost a bunch of sound clips.

So we're down to the classics. Down to the canon. Let me see yours, B. I got this one. I got this one. I got this one. I got this one. I got this one.

Okay. Dave, let me see the cops, Dave. You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people. You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people. Dave, let me see the cop's tape. You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people or what it is to express yourself. Let me ask you guys a question. What do you like more? Do you think you like this cop's tape more or Sting's solo stuff?

What? Sting's solo stuff? Oh, I get it. The police or Sting's solo. A little joke. I feel like this is Peter Nolan, who was involved in some way with Magic Markers and

The Vanishing Voice. Oh, okay. I believe it is Sarah, I don't know her last name. Kavik, maybe? How do you spell it? C-A-V-I-C? Oh, yeah, I don't know. Kavik. From Slasher Risk. And Mark Hershey who I can't really find anything for Mark.

Then don't let that get you down. Oh, he started the chocolate company. Well, there's that. He didn't start it. He'd be like 200 years old. Well, this is some archive stuff that got mixed in. You know what he did? He invented the squirt. The squirt?

The Hershey squirt. He invented that. Good for him. So don't let the other people put you down. He's of those Hersheys. He's not the Choco Bar people. The other famous Hersheys. The other famous Hersheys. And then B, you're going to play another one on Field Hymns here.

Bola bit? Is that what it is? Bola bit? No. I love the font on that shell, though. Yeah, bola bit. Bola bit. Another subtitle tape.

It sounds like a project. That sounds like a, not a project, but like a product. What's the guy that did Leaving the, never mind. Mr. Pillow. Never mind. Leaving Las Vegas? Nicolas Cage. Never mind.

This is a duo from, don't worry about it. It rarely does. The duo I thought was just a homeboy. I think it's a duo from Detroit and Chicago. The reason why I say that is because it says songs composed by Tomas Laverty. Tomas, huh?

And then it just says acoustic drums by Jesse Barabay. But songs composed in analog synth by Tomas Laverty. Yeah, so a duo from Chicago and Detroit. I don't think it's a duo. I think he added some extra,

because there's not drums on every track. It's just featuring. Featuring tracks. I'm just going off. You're saying this is fake news, what I got? These are the notes that you wrote. Yeah, but I got them from a reliable source. All right.

Close to the situation. Let me see this cover. Read the inside. Okay, I get it, I get it. Occasional collaborator. Yeah, he produced the situation. Let me see the cover. Read the inside. Occasional collaborator. He produced the tracks. Recorded the tracks. Can I lay some drums down? Fine, alright, fine.

Fine, go, go. He has the nice laptop in the neighborhood. He's got what? The nicest laptop in the neighborhood. I build pretty good computers. You know my favorite thing about tiny little... Jeez, just crunches a little bit more, Dave. My favorite thing about tiny little hammers are...

That's a sick hard fall noise. Funny story. Put some echo on that. There's always little tiny people. Are there always little people? Let me see the black and white one. Let me see. I don't know where I put it. It's right in front of you.

Do this. Well, my computer's black and white, so I've got to blend it right in. Oh shit, look at the shell on this. That's tight. You don't have colors on your computer? No, the keyboard part, Dave. Come on. What am I looking at for little people?

Maybe not on this one. This is a different style. You want to see a pattern so you're making yourself see a pattern where no pattern exists. Well, maybe this eyeball on the inside, that's a really- I mean, it's a person's eyeball. It's a close-up on one of those little people. All right.

Just give me something here. Work with me. All right, let's get into this then. Cops and Bola Bitt. Bola Bitt. Bola Bitt. Bola Bitt, get in here. It sounds like a new dance.

Like a new- Bola Bitt? Like a new- Hey, everybody, now don't just sit. Get up on your feet and do the ball of it. Yeah, exactly. So we're going to check it right now. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's the tracks. Those are the tracks. Cops and Bola Bit.

Bola Bit. Both on Fieldhams. New stuff. Bola Bit. That B the tracks. Those are the tracks. Cops and Bullybit. Bullybit. Both on Fieldhams. New stuff. Bullybit. That Bullybit shit is like something you get married to. Bullybit? Oh, this is what I brought up. I meant to bring this up.

Okay. I feel like a married couple has their first dance to that Bullybit track. You're blowing some dope-ass clouds, Joby. Look at those clouds over there. Oh, man. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. bit track. You're blowing some dope-ass clouds. Look at those clouds over there. Oh, man. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. All right, so you guys just did a tight little double dose,

two strips of bacon. Now I think I'll go. What was that? What was that? You want to hear it again? That's not doggy lips. No. Who was saying that? That's me. Really? How are. A time's out. Double shot.

Who was saying that? That's me. Really? Yeah, record that right before Dave got here. You do some good voice work. Let me know if anybody needs any voice work. If anyone from Pixar is listening, get in touch. Now, I kind of wanted to play this.

You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people or what it is to express yourself. I kind of wanted to play this tape, but I feel like it's... I feel like he almost cries at the very end. Listen to that. You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people or what it is to express yourself. Well, it's an emotional thing, Dave. Jesus Christ.

I'm trying to think. You know what? You all right? Yeah. I'm fine. What just happened, Dave? I can just... i thought i heard you through the stereo and i definitely do oh really hello oh yep i'll turn it off jesus christ yeah i thought i think it electrocuted or something i got worried i did a little bit all right i'm gonna check me a little bit i'm gonna change it up all right i'm gonna play i'm

gonna play two strips of bacon change and stuff i'm gonna give you a double dose here uh that artwork is something else i know let's talk about that one first the first one i'm going to play is a new new new batch on unifactor i don't think it's out yet hold on that's a unifactor tape i didn't even realize that yeah that's hilarious it's um when's it come out september 8th what's it the second okay so this batch with max eilbacher a tape by luminous bet diamond ben cuddler which is like it's like a bad wrestling name it's like a wrestler who like threw too many adjectives that it's like luminous diamond ben cuddler yeah it's a wrestler that everybody hates and uh it's definitely a villain wrestler. Yeah. Definitely like a Razor Ramon.

Yeah, a Razor Ramon or like a... But more methed out. See, I was thinking more along the lines of Dusty... Dusty Rhodes? Not Dusty Rhodes. People love Dusty Rhodes. The other character that Dusty Rhodes played. Dave, the other character that Dusty Rhodes played. Dave, Dusty Rhodes was the son of a plumber. It was something Dusty.. People love Dusty Rhodes. The other character that Dusty Rhodes played. The other character that Dusty Rhodes played.

Dave, Dusty Rhodes was the son of a plumber. It was something Dust. Everyone loved him. I don't know. It was like fairy Dust or something. I wasn't into wrestling. Oh, Gold Dust? Gold Dust.

That's what it was. That wasn't Dusty Rhodes. That wasn't Dusty Rhodes? No. Maybe I'm getting my... It's been a long time since I've watched wrestling. You're getting your... Dust mixed up.

You're thinking that because... I'm getting my Dust all mixed up. You're thinking that because... Oh, that my dust all mixed up. You're thinking that because... Oh, that would have been good if Dusty Rhodes went to be Goldust.

Maybe he did. Goldust was another person. Goldust was another wrestler, though, right? Dave, all wrestlers are fake. Just so you know.

Wrestling is not real. Goldust was played by another person. Like, Goldust was also another character. The person who played Goldust also portrayed another character. I learned some skills.

Let me see the cover of that. I think I know who it is. I'll tell you after I hand it to you. I'm going to play the skin graft tape from this batch. Tape's called Peripheral Unifactor number 12. Tape's called what? Peripheral? Peripheral. Peripheral Unifactor number 12. What? Peripheral?

Peripheral. Peripheral. What am I saying? Peripheral? Is that a shampoo? Peripheral. I'm sorry. Shine. Volume.

It's a late Saturday night. Shine. Volume. Wetness. But you want to talk about this cover, right? The cover is ridiculous. All the covers are ridiculous. It looks like a Final Fantasy VII character. I can't remember the name of, but like... It looks like if somebody was going to do graffiti of that little wizard from He-Man.

Is that what I'm thinking? The wizard from He-Man? I think if like an eighth grader was going to do cool graffiti of the wizard from He-Man. All right. Was it a wizard? What was the thing that floated he floated yeah he definitely i don't know i don't remember that wasn't skeletor right that wasn't skeletor i know that's scary um look at the the other the other color covers in this batch let me say just look at the spine the spine looks like um what's the name of the artist is it ralph stedman yeah ralph yeah it looks like... What's the name of the artist? Is it Rolf Stedman?

Yeah, Rolf Stedman. Yeah, it looks like Rolf Stedman's stuff. The covers are tight, though. Very splattery. Yeah, that's really cool. The covers are super tight. This is modern art for this one. Oh, this is music for piano.

Ooh. Max Eilbacher. I gotta say, I don't like when people call their tapes, like, you know, music for... Music for guitar, number 22. But like... Joby, look at this guy.

This is the Final Fantasy character. Vivi. Oh, yeah. The same guy. Just like it, yep. Really scary. But it does also look like Orko from He-Man.

That's it, Orko. It looks very similar to Orko. Oh, yeah, same thing. Yeah. Or like Marvin the Martian with like a witch's hat on. Yeah. Or like Marvin the Martian with like a witch's hat on. Yeah. That's for Martian Halloween.

He's definitely giving gang signs, though. This is too scary. Yeah, look at this guy. It's gang related. Right. I'm not coming all the way over there, Dave. Come on. But that's Wyatt Halland.

He, I mean, we used to pump out shit. I don't know where he's been for a bit. This is the first thing I saw from Skin Craft in a while. So play that and then Halland. He, I mean, we used to pump out shit. I don't know where he's been for a bit. This is the first thing I saw from SkinCraft in a while. So play that and then go into this tape, which it's like a mystery wrapped in a pizza puzzle. A pizza puzzle? The artist, it's on a label called Gay Hippie Vampire. The artist's name is Gayist.

And the... Gayist, like you're a gayist, like an atheist? No, Gayist, like the most gay. The the gayest like you're a gayist like an atheist no gayest like the most gay oh not ist est est okay and uh the tape is on the on the the band camp it just says question mark uh two dad emojis two son emojis and there's just those emojis on the inside. So I guess that's the title of the tape. Are those emojis. Or is that the artist? Come on.

No, the artist is gayest. Oh. I'm pretty sure. I think they're from Lincoln, Nebraska. Make it so hard to document this stuff. Two dads, two sons emoji. That's what it says. Yeah, it's Marshall Fisher is the name of the person

who does the label and the project. I bet he's a zoinker. I bet, like, everyone at his job is just like, here he comes again. Look at these urinals. Here comes Marshall. What are you looking at? Look at this one that's just slightly down. I would use that one.

It's like a black flag logo. That's one for me. Black flag logo. Too scary. But this label, Gay Hippie Vampire, sent us like three or four tapes. Something like that. I think they all have this little rainbow

guy on the back. But they're wacky. They like to be wacky. They got all the stickers on the shell. It's looking nice. Like a kindergartner made it. So let's get into these. Skincraft. Gayest.

Boom. Boom. she'll lock you're gonna do this Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I-10, I-10 East, Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. Thank you. uh Thank you. uh um Thank you. Thank you. Breskin, you're green. Report this to Green and Marseille. Breskin, you're green. Report this to Green and Marseille. Breskin, you're green. Report this to Green and Marseille. Thank you. The End Thank you. The It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. No contraption.

SkinGraft followed by Gaius. SkinGraft. Yo, do you guys remember that Army Men video game? On Unifactor. What is it? What game? Army Men. Army Men 3D. Like the little green plastic Army Men? It's like little green men. Right. Vaguely. So you would play

like army missions. Yeah. But the setting would be you're playing army men in like some kid's bedroom. So it would be like a reconnaissance mission. So you have to map something on the kid's bed, and you're over by the shoebox.

This is like a Toy Story situation. Toy Story type situation. It's a pre-Toy Story. That's probably where they got the idea from. For some reason, that's one of my favorite video game themes, like a racing game where you're like on a tiny matchbox car in somebody's kitchen. You have to go across the counter

and hop across the sink or something like that. I love games like that. I don't think I need a degree to figure this out. It's because you're so fucking tall, Dave. You yearn to be tiny. You yearn to be tiny. You want to be shrunken down. Do you like the movie Honey? I love it. I love it.

I knew it. I knew it. You're like, get to the chopper! What do I... I love when they say that part. What about Inner Space? Johnny Five alive inside me.

Yeah, I love Inner Space. I love all... I love space in general. Space too scary. And then... Space is actually scary. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinion to yourself.

And then gayest. I remember when I saw Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and I saw the behind-the-scenes thing, and it blew my mind. I was like, what? They actually just made everything way bigger than the kids. They didn't actually shrink the people. Wait a minute.

I was very young when that came out. You weren't that young. Yeah, I was pretty young. What were you, like five? Probably like that. Yeah, five. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. The world is a fantastic Probably like five. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The world is a fantastic place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so much ahead of you. You got your whole life ahead of you. You can do whatever you want. I like how they did it two-handed.

Do what? I like how you did it two-handed. Deadly. When he's playing the flute. All right, Joby, you want to play tape? Yeah, I'll play tape. Play tape, girl. I'll play this bastard tape., girl. I'll play this Bastard tape.

Bastard. But with no... It's B-A-S-T-R-D. Bastard. You see what they did there? Yeah. Took out one of the vowels. I like it.

You know what you call that? It's a wise guy. Wise guy. Pulled a prank on me. That's a prank. That's a letter prank. That's a classic alphabet prank. Greatest Hits, Volume 3.

Greatest Hits, Volume 3. Is there a one or two? The battery might be dying. Is's a classic alphabet prank. Greatest Hits Volume 3. Is there a 1 or 2? Is there a 1 in the 2? I don't know. Or do they just start with 3? I don't know why I would think that. Wise guys? They already did the letter prank. Are you talking about Weekend at Bernie's?

They started with 1 on that. If you want to, Dave, we can talk about that. This is on Hajju Tapes. Fine label. I love the cover art for this. This collage thing going on here. It's a beaut. I like it a lot.

I'm looking for some information here on Gracious Vine 3, Hajju No. 14, an edition of 40. I don't really know who this is. Me neither. Dave, check out this cover art. I bet you'll like it a lot. I like the color of this shell. It's not a tapioca what is it it's like a not a peanut butter fudge it's definitely a sweet dave i don't know what you're doing wrong look dave you're so

dumb i guess i just wasn't yeah i wasn't doing all right this is like a uh yeah i don't know it's it's one of those colors where it's like in between. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Like a taupe. It's in between sand and like golden. It is. Like gold dust. It's in between gold dust and dusty roads. Yeah. It's like a muted gold, I would say. A non-shiny gold.

I saw a muted gold live in concert. Oh, that's cool as shit. It's very nice with the black label on here, though. It's very high contrast. Yeah, it looks fucking tight, man. I like a nice high contrast. What's your favorite high contrast? Like a chevron pattern.

High contrast chevron. It's like you already knew it. I definitely knew it. High contrast chevron pattern. I had a shower curtain that was a chevron pattern. Was that high contrast? I don't remember. It was blues. I remember it was blues.

All blues, huh? That doesn't sound like high contrast. I didn't say it was high contrast? It was like, I don't remember. It was blues. I remember it was blues. All blues, huh? That doesn't sound like high contrast. Well, I didn't say it was high contrast at all. I said I had a chevron patterned shower curtain. One time I took drugs. What am I doing wrong? Am I just not pulling long enough? There's a button on it.

You got to hold the button the whole time. I was. Dave, and suck in until it blinks. Can we just fucking tape? Yeah, Blake. I'm. Dave. And suck in. Until it blinks. Can we just fucking tape? Yeah. I pour sugar on that shit. Well, you gotta do it until it blinks, Dave. Jesus Christ almighty. I thought you were joking.

No, that's the proper time. I had enough. It's supposed to be a respectable Good Boy podcast. You're putting sugar on stuff. There was a lot of smoke that came out that time. Dave, pick a tape to play after that. It it's hit to play a vapor is my turn but well we're gonna play that we're doing a double shot yeah who's doing who's doing he's doing it with B's gonna play the bastard tape that we just fucking talked about and you're gonna

play something and then you can pick one okay anything you want big guy okay Dave likes micro cassettes a lot. Micro cassettes? Yeah. I don't like micro cassettes. I think I sold them. I don't have anything to play them on. Okay.

I like the way they look. Yeah, I like the... I thought you were just like them because of... I would like to have a collection of them that I never played. Like just a big box of like... I do.

Just to have a whole bunch of them, but I probably would never, like... Like, the same thing with, like, a bunch of, like... It'd be similar to, like, your regular tape collection. Like, Ziploc bag tapes. Uh-huh. I have a whole box of those. Okay.

And I love when I get one of those and I can put it in the box, but I never really plan. So if anybody out there is sending us a tape that comes in a Ziploc bag, just know that Dave's gonna really like putting it in the box. Or it's going on Mike's top shelf.

And it stays up there. I never get it. Because then you've got to take the whole thing apart to listen to it. It's going to be a new rocko, man. Speaking of that, did you guys listen to the new Jesse DeRosa lathes? No, I didn't get them. Oh, you didn't get them? No, I didn't pick them up.

Oh, I picked them up. They're very nice, but there's a lot, you know, of layers to the packaging. And then once you pull it apart, then you gotta put it all fucking back together. Well, that's good that you have to do that for a lathe, because they have limited play. You know, they start to

degrade after a while. I didn't put any of them back together the right way. Yeah, those are like protective layers, Joby. That's not packaging. There's like a you know, like a vellum sheet, plastic, baggy. Well, that's the whole aesthetic. Oh, I get it. The whole thing's supposed to be beautiful. Stubborn packaging, stubborn

media. If I get a tape that has like a band around it, like the old Peasant Magic stuff, you just cut that, throw that away. I don't cut it, but when it breaks, I'm kind of like not stopping it from breaking. When it's like pulling You just cut that, throw that away. I don't cut it, but like when it breaks, I'm kind of like not stopping it from breaking. When it's like pulling, I'm like,

oh no, I shouldn't pull this hard. I shouldn't, oh, I'll throw it away. It's a beautiful, beautiful presentation. Yeah,

but I'm not, I'm not slipping it back on. How many plays do you get on a lathe? 69. 69. That's a big masonic number. No, it's not.

So, okay, Joe Bees, you're going to play that bastard tape. I'm going to play this Eric Pitra tape that came out on landscape tapes.

It's called Cassette, a Mixtape. Yeah, it's like the film score for the Cassette documentary. For a documentary called, I think just Cassette. Cassette documentary called... Is this the actual documentary tape or is it just like a...

That's the documentary. They've got the images on there and everything. It's on the Cassette, Dave. You are so dumb. You are so dumb, Dave. There is a documentary called Cassette. If you go to CassetteFilm.com and it's like, you know, it's one of the ones that like, it's like the Henry Rollins Thirst and More kind of a Cassette documentary.

Nah, I'm not bashing on it or anything it's probably pretty good what documentary about music is henry rollins like not in it uh i saw him in like an old 1920s jazz documentary the other day and he's talking i bet i bet he's got the contract talking about music like did you watch the joe rogan with him with henry roll. That's real good. Yeah, that's a good one. I bet he's got a deal with music documentary, like big music documentary. Like, you know,

the people that handle all that, that he has to be in all of them. He's got to. Are there people? Like, is there a group of people that handles all the music documentaries? Yeah, they handle all the music. It's like the music documentary board.

And fast food workers. They handle them both. So when that 15, 50 an hour comes up. I'm on the music documentary film board of the United States. And Henry Rollins is always there with like erect nipples on a tiny T-shirt. He's like, I'm here. I'm going to talk about this thing now.

What are we talking about? Okay, turn the camera on. One, two, three, go. I got to be in Myanmar in like five hours. Hurry up. But the person who does this well there's a civil war breaking out in molly uzbekistan i gotta go this guy um he does the the landscape thing i don't know why it sounds like david lynch landscape fm you know like yeah oh yeah the human controlled tape transport yeah. And all that kind of stuff?

This is that guy. Okay, the stereo field and then the all flesh? All flesh. There's like the contacts on the end of the inputs? Yeah. So you are the connection. Oh, is this the guy? Yeah, that's him. This is the guy I was telling you about.

This is the guy I was telling you before. This is the landscape guy. This is the oolong tea guy. I met this guy earlier. I've loved everything this guy has done so far. I've got a complaint. Oh, let's hear it, Dave. Dave's complaints. Dave.

The spine's upside down. Are you kidding me? It's on the cassette documentary film score? Yeah, it's upside down. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. It's such a beautiful tape too. You got this beautiful baby blue

and yellow color scheme going here. It matches with the actual shell color. Turn it on its side. Turn it on its side. It's upside down. I don't feel good. It is a beauty. It's very nice.

Looks like a Jacobin cover. I feel like I'm at a funeral for a child clown. So landscape is also a label? Yes. Landscape tape number four. Can you even count that as a label with an upside down spine like that? Eric Pitra. Huh.

I want to get a couple of those all flesh things yeah they're pretty tight they all flesh things oh yeah the little they're like just a jack that you hold on to and then you make the connection yeah yourself yeah I didn't look like that a jack I used to hold on to welcome to reality all right so b bastard on haju tapes right yeah is that what it was yep like greatest hits volume three with the awesome cover art and then with the upside down spine coming in after that with also awesome cover art yeah eric uh pitra pitra right is that how you say it i have no i said film score that's how it's spelled. On landscape. You know what it is, though, really.

A time's out. Double shot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My spine Just somewhere Feel the state of my hands Love me. me to the stage where it's men working on the stage Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. BASTARD! BASTARD!

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BASTARD! BASTARD! BASTARD! BASTARD! BASTARD! Turn that radio down. Turn that radio down. I can do it here.

I can do it here. I can leave it up. I got it. Don't tell me what to do. I'm the strongest person I know. I'm the strongest person I know. I'm the smartest person I know. Bastard followed by Eric Petra. I am the strongest man.

Petra. Petra. Remember Dwayne Petra? We couldn't say that either. Ach now, ach well. There are so many things that we are not equipped to say. We just can't pronounce them. We can't do it.

Oh, I'm getting sleepy. Do me a favor. Haley, there's only been one of my shoes up here for a couple episodes. I think the other one's on the floor. He also likes the really small shoes. I bet he wants to wear them. Speaking of on the floor. Yeah.

Oh. Ding, ding, ding. We got a mailbag tape. What's that tape that fell behind the mixer? From OTA. I don't know. OTA to me. To Dave specifically.

It was like an envelope inside the envelope that says for Dave on it. Correct? Yes. I asked Haley who it was from on the phone. Drum Rope Blues. He loves withholding. Suspense. Yeah.

I love it. I get off on it. Yeah, I rock hard on it. When I didn't tell you who it was, I immediately got a huge erection. There's another. So I just opened it up, and there's another layer of packaging here that's just bubble tape and tan shipping tape.

I bet there's no tape in there. Bubble wrap and tan shipping tape. This is thrilling. Oh, come on, man. This is good podcasting right now. All right. Oh, it's the Lace Pose tape. Wait a minute.

I pulled that out of the mailbag already. That's underwhelming. All right. Apparently, I'm supposed to hear this. Yeah, they really want you to hear it. There's like a little download code that's all torn up or something. No, it's a note. What does it say?

Maybe it's a code. It's a blank. It's a cryptic code. Haley, can you read that? I'll read it. It's like a puzzle. I love games. You do love games. What does that say on there? Somebody roll the dice. It's a cryptic code. Haley, can you read that? This is like a puzzle. I love games. You do love games.

What does that say on there? Somebody roll the dice. Is that a signature? What is that? I don't know what this says. Let me see it. Call. It's like a co-feffy.

Calf. Co-feffy. Oh, wait. There's a note in here. Oh, all right. It's pretty funny. Pretty interesting. Hey, Dave.

Very imaginative. I hope it's Dave. And. There's a lot and read it not something else this is a really long note i'm not gonna read anyway there's a really long personal note on here for me too personal that's why i want to read it oh yeah there's a lot of personal information on here including this first time I lost my virginity. All right, well, you're not playing that, right? We're moving on, right? Speaking of games, speaking of playing games,

because we are going to get a little, not the listeners. I hope there's one person out there that's like, what are we going to get? Us three and a few other people. We're going to get a little D&D action going. Oh, yeah. I'm real excited about that. Wait till you see the chair that I'm sitting in.

What do you have? You're the Game of Thrones. I'm not going to tell you anything else about it. Just to explain I just got it from my neighbor's house. They gave it to me. Oh, your neighbor's got the crazy video drones and stuff too, right? He does, but this chair

was left by the lady who used to live there. Oh, boy. I've been eyeing this chair for years. Famed suicide bomber. Did he give it to you? You've been eyeing it for years. Or are you just borrowing it? No, no. They bought a house down the street, and they have to move into that. For some reason, they keep buying

houses. They own three houses on the block now. And every time they buy a new house, they have to move into the new house. Because of the chair? Not because of the chair. The chair's cursed. So they just bought new house They have to move into the new house Because of the chair Not because of the chair So they just bought another house down the street Let me stop you, is the chair cursed? I don't think so

So they have to move into the new house that they bought And they're renting the old house This has nothing to do with the chair They don't want to move the chair to the new house So they gave it to me Because it's haunted But I'm going d the the dungeon master done a yeah and then yeah five other people yeah including me dave my wife my wife two other people

that i haven't met yet no i met one of them jonah and cory yeah i just like to watch you guys and no you're gonna get in there too it's gonna be this is really really scary and difficult but but since i figure in celebration of us starting a little D&D action. Celebrating our adventure. Our quest. Our campaign. Yeah, I'm really excited. This tape here really reminds me of D&D. Oh, really? Of what? I haven't, I don't have much exposure to the game myself. Dungeons and Dragons.

I just know it from popular culture. I mean, yeah. You've seen it on everything. That Dan Harmon show I watched on YouTube once where it's like an animated thing, you know. They animate the quest. I'm telling you know, on top of them telling the quest. On top of the dialogue. But from what I gather, from what D&D is... Oh, I played Advanced Dungeons & Dragons

for Intellivision all the time. Oh, alright. I don't know if it's the same rules. It's pretty close. But from what I gather, this makes me... This music... The color art doesn't remind me of Dungeons & Dragons. No, And there's two versions of it. There's two strips of bacon.

Oh, it's a reversible... It's a reversible J card. And you know what? Both sides are good. That one reminds me of Dungeons & Dragons. That's a crazy... The outside one is... And we'll get to it in a minute who it is.

The outside one is like a... What's it like? A mime with a big collar? It's like a fancy French clown. And like some sort of abstract party confetti. Balloons. Balloon things going out. Olives. Black background, yellow text. On the inside, it's more

like a black dice cover circa right before Beach Instant Canyons. Yeah. Red face with some stuff going on with the head. There's some skies and some diamonds and stuff like that. Very red. Very nice. Go, boy! Very red.

Very nice. Very, very magical. Very creative. Pretty funny. Pretty interesting. Very red. Very nice. Very creative.

But the music makes me think in D&D, it's Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma.

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Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. over a case of nyquiline. You wouldn't believe. Oh yeah, I remember you had the rash right on the base of your foot. I thought you guys were talking about the nyquiline. The nyquiline. The holiday? That you get at Johnny's Deli. The nyquiline. Oh, what is that again?

Oh yeah, it's like a pound of everything. Corned beef hash. A pound of everything in a wet plastic bag. I just said earlier I didn't like this shit and I still don't. Ten movements for large synthesizers. It's a pound of Nickmas.

Don't be cute about it. It's a pound of everything in a box of dissolvable circus peanuts. I'll take two pounds of Nickmas and half a pound of Provolone. Some of those shipping peanuts you can actually eat. You can eat the cornstarch. Yeah, it's just cornstarch.

That's what the Nickmas is. It's just a pound of every meat. The Nickmas. And a pound of edible shipping peanuts you can actually eat. You can eat the cornstarch. Yeah, it's just cornstarch. That's what the Nickmas is. It's just a pound of every meat. And a pound of edible shipping peanuts. I feel like... He wants the Nickmas. I feel like we played a tape by Nickmas that came out on Orange Milk a few years ago. Really?

That was the first one. Back to Orange Milk. Very long time ago. Yeah. What was the other thing? It might have been in the old room. Well, that was off. Okay. Yeah, yeah. They just came up. Guys. What? the other thing? It might have been in the old room. That was off. Guys. What?

Tabs out pop quiz. What was the first episode in this room? Oh, I have no idea. Holy shit, Dave. Dave, you just stumped us. I know you don't know because being the dumbest person I ever met, it's just impossible for you to remember. I don't know. Do you know? No, I don't. I could find it quickly.

I figured you wouldn't know. I'll find out. Don't you worry worry about that I'm really good with numbers very good with calculations what the hell happened this is an edition of 40 on third kind records three three

three three Three. Two. Three. Two. Three. Three. I found. Three. I found one. Three. I found one. Three. I found one.

I found one. Three. How are you able to just play a piece of it like that so fast? Three. Three. Three. Be wacky. Oh, my goodness.

And then, Jube. Something's wrong with your keyboard. You got a virus again. I am the strongest man. And then. Maybe. He got a virus. Maybe.

Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. Maybe. You are a bad boy. Dave got in the sugar. This is the podcast equivalent of throwing rocks at trains. You are being such a bad boy. I'm probably. I'm probably.

He's going to probably end. Okay, and then you're going to play a tape, right? I'll play that. Black Unicorn? No. I'm probably going to be going. No, I won't. I'll play that DJ full time.

Okay. Cold listen, right from the mailbag. And that'll go full circle into uh-huh what we're talking about off air what we played a dj full tone tape on orange milk we did yes you're right okay that's a good that's a good yes that's a good uh connection groove one outlines i see exactly flavor text text. Put some flavor text in there. I like flavor text. I wanted to do that.

I thought that was a good project name, flavor text. Flavor text is a really good project name. Oh, my goodness. I got to take a chill pill. Oh, you need one? I got two. You got to put it up your butt. I like these.

Two's great. In his pee pee. Two's great, but... In his pee-pee. Two's... I like the... Just keep going, David. It's okay. I'll talk over top of it. The covers for all these outline tapes?

Yeah, they're really cool. These little abstract... You know, a line, a circle. Yeah, very graphic design-y. This is a cold listen. You just grabbed this out of the mailbag, right? Yeah, Groove One. Groove One.

It's a nice paper, too. It's almost like a watercolor paper. Ooh, I like that. I like the sound of that. Okay, so this label's called Outlines? Yes, Outlines. Is this a new label? Maybe.

How many years do you think they've been around, Dave? It's very modern. It's aesthetic. 2016 Outlines. Oh, that's from last year. I like the inside of that J-card, by the way. I like that. Yeah, it's very nice.

It's beautiful. 16 out of 15. I love everything this guy has done. So you want to play these? Nickmas and DJ Fultono both had stuff on Orange Milk. Yeah, look at that. What a connection. You're so smart.

These aren't on Orange Milk. These are not. No, these are on Third Kind and Outlines. They've moved on. Let's check it out and see if it works. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, are we live now? We are live. Hot mic. Sorry about that.

Look at that. Sorry about that. And all of a sudden, the boys were doing a podcast. No one thought it could be done. Nick Miss, DJ Faltono, Orange Milk Alumni, but those were on Third Kind Records and Outlines. And they were fucking tight.

I like that a lot. We played DJ Faltono on episode number 65, which is a pretty funny number, right? Very funny. I like jokes. You guys like goofs or jokes? Oh, come on. I like jokes. You guys like goofs or jokes? Oh, come on.

Goofs. That's a big Masonic number. That was pretty good. In his butt. All right. Davey Boy, why don't you play two? Okay. Okay.

Why don't you, yourself, on this cassette podcast, play two cassettes? What's that tape that fell behind the mixer? This will work out. You already asked me that, and I said I don't know right now. I know. You said, well, I thought I was coming back to it again. I got to stand up to figure it out. We'll do it after the show.

These two tapes will tie together. We're doing the podcast right now. How will they tie together? In a kind of superficial way, but it's kind of nice. So I'm gonna play this right here. I'm gonna play two tapes here. One by Evan Zierk.

You might call him Strips of Bacon. Z-I-E-R-K. I don't know how to say that. What a Zierk. Evan Zerk What a Zerk Tape on Atlantic Rhythms called Drifting slash Bending

This is the label that puts the big sticker on the front of the Noroccos right? Uh I Yes Yeah Nice

But like transparent So like the label No it's not too bad It's not too much No it's uh It's not like the Target like logo or anything No no

It's a circular transparent sticker with white imprinting Oh I have a couple of those Yeah It's not like the Target logo or anything like that. No, no. It's a circular, transparent sticker with white imprinting on it. Oh, I have a couple of those. Yeah. It's a good label. From DC, right? Well, it's a good city. That's a great...

It's actually a pretty damn fine city. And the cover is kind of... It's on this pale lavender, nice thick cardstock. I want to say it's screen printed with a glittery metallic silver paint. I can see the glare coming off of it. It's beautiful. Kind of just like an abstract, kind of like a Pollock-y sort of splatter. Sounds pretty interesting to me. That looks beautiful.

Yeah, it's very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very sugary. I'm going to follow that up with this other screen printed jammy jammy. That's how you tie them together. All right. All right. Like I said, superficial tie together, but, you know.

I love tying things together. So this is a Raising Holy Sparks triple cassette that came out on Eiderdown. Look at that. It's a beaut. Yeah, it's very nice. I have a complaint, though. I have a complaint about this one. It comes in one of those tall boxes. Very tall.

And the artwork's tight. I dig the artwork a bunch. It looks fucking cool, especially the back with all the... It's like a comic strip. Yeah, it's like the Brady Bunch. It's another... It's like a comic strip. It's like the Brady Bunch. It's like a comic strip that the artist for the Jacobin did.

The Jacobin? It's a magazine. But it's not the normal artwork. You know what I mean? The ghouls, the swampy ghouls. I really would have liked to have seen the swampy ghouls large form. I like that they kind of changed it up for the large form yeah I don't know

it's fucking tight though it is tight it's like Eater Down Evolved I bet Joe B would like it because of his eyeball I remember when he got it out of the remember it like it was yesterday it's like when Klaus Schultz started playing like a DX7 or something

it reminds me of that movie And Klaus Schulz started playing like a DX7 or something. It reminds me of that movie Fantastic Planet. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right. Yeah. Tight. You want to play this double banger then? Yeah.

So, yeah, Raising Holy Sparks we played before. Old double cassette on Feathered Coyote that we got in the mailbag. What happened that later? We got out of that. I don't know. We got that out of the blue. I had never heard of the late. That was like right when

like Feathered Coyote was starting to send us stuff and I'd never heard of Raising Holy Sparks before, but I still jam that tape all the time. It's so good. David Callahan from Ireland.

Yeah. There was a wooden box version of this limited to four copies. Oh, four. Came in a nice little wooden box. I would have liked one of those. I didn't know about it. So, Haley, I've seen this logo before on the inside.

Mm-hmm. Oh, never mind. Okay. Glad we could figure that out. All right, you ready to go here? Yep. Evan Zierk. What is Zierk?

Drifting, bending on Atlantic rhythms. Followed by Raising Holy Sparks. Search for the Vanished Heaven. Triple Guy. Big one on Eaterdown or Eiderdown. I forget how to say it. Eiderdown. Eiderdown.

Here we go. All right. Maybe. Maybe. Let's get right into it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a deep breath. Thank you. I'm sorry. so Thank you. so I'm you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. I'm going to go. Heaven's New York and Raising Holy Sparks. Oh, I know, Rebecca. I thought we were talking casual. I like when Mike gets so mad when we say stuff.

But when Mike calls me on the phone and says, like, the most fucked up shit. That's not true. Come on. Like, really bad fucked up shit in rap form. None of it's not true. Come on. Like really bad fucked up shit in rap form. Not if it's fucked up. Not if it's fucked up. Fine. But then I say, you know, naked. And he's like, come on.

Come on. We're trying to do a show. You are Razzie me hardcore. I got to say, you're really exaggerating stuff. You're exaggerating this like. So that was even Zierk and raising holy sparks that reason always sparks this triple cassette yeah what's interesting about this what is it so it's a triple cassette right three tapes the first cassette three is an extra 40 minutes wait a a minute. Like side A is extra?

It's extra. You start. So it's the first tape. So here's the insert for the album, right? Okay. It's a big wide insert. Fits the dimensions of the inside of the tape shell. Yeah. Okay.

Then there's a smaller... Supplemental. Supplemental insert that is just for the first tape. Yeah, three by three and square. Preface and postscript. You're supposed to play A side first, then play tapes B and C,

and then go back to the first tape and play the B side of the first tape. Well, why do it like that? Why not do it in order? That's the proper playing order. That's the proper. Did you do it that way? For a proper playing order, please play side A before search for the vanished heaven part

one and two, which is the first side of tape B. Okay. Then finish your listening experience with side B. Preface. Oh, that's a typo. Because it labels side A as preface and side B as preface. There's a typo in this. What the hell happened?

Jesus Christ. Prank. Another prank. It might be a prank. It might be a prank to get you to say that much stupid shit. Anyway, this whole thing is really good, and I still really, really love Really scary. Raising holy shit. Anyway, this whole thing is really good and I still really, really love Raising Holy Sparks.

Yes, man. And Eater Down. Yeah, both fine. Both top notch. And Evan Zierk beforehand. Atlantic Rhythms. How many tapes have we gotten from them? Not many, right? Atlantic Rhythms? A handful here and there.

I think that might be I have one or two. I think that might be the first one. That's also solid. It's like new folk music. New American folk. I like how you said it sounded like a Godspeed practice. That was a Raising Holy Sparks tape. That's what I was talking about.

I meant that in a complimentary way. It sounds like a minimal Godspeed. I thought it was before everyone got there. Yeah, just a couple of peeps. It's like the one guy who writes this stuff. He's just getting the skeleton down, the structure. Okay, Joby, you want to do a double dose with me? I want to take it out with a double dose. We're not going to take it out,

because I want to take it out with something special tonight. All right. Don't pick up your tape yet, because I'm going to go first. No, you know what? Go ahead. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, let's be crazy.

Let's be wacky. Guys, stop fighting. I'm going to play this black unicorn tape. Okay. Let's do that. Unmanifest architecture on... That's a rare one. Never anything records?

It's a black unicorn? Yeah, those are very rare. Oh, yeah. You never see those. No, never. They don't have good magic. So do they not have any magic at all, or do they have, like, dark

magic? They have dark magic. Oh, I thought you meant they have, like, depleted magic. Are unicorns ever... Depleted dark magic? Are unicorns ever depicted as, like, evil in stories? I don't think so. Usually they're, like... They're always good, right?

Pure good. Do you want to get their horns? Is that the deal? Yeah, you want their horns. Do you think a black unicorn has a black horn? Yes. Well, that's tight as shit. What do you want their horns for? Like male vitality? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be, yeah. If it was real, we'd still do it. No, I don't think so. I think it's pure magic.

It's all the magic you could ever want. That's what's at the end of a wizard's staff. A unicorn horn? A unicorn horn or a crystal. That's what crystals are made of. Like a computer wizard? It's brushed up unicorn horns. Are you talking about a computer wizard?

Yeah. Dave, you're good with the computers, right? I'm pretty good. I build pretty good computers. All right. I just like that you hear a little calculating sound at the end of that. Play it again. I build pretty good computers.

That's the background music on his YouTube channel. That's Never Anything, number 29. A batch just came out. That was pretty fucking good. I don't have in front of me what was all in. I'm probably going to be going on the internet. So i'll probably do that um kurt brown from akron ohio that's who does this project i see he had a project with stoney i think called wild stallion oh yeah wild stallion yeah and i um he had a he does another project called banga barta which is

like the best indian dish you can get it's like the eggplant one oh i love it the best one it's not the best one i like the one that uh has okra in it yeah i like the okra one i love her show i can't remember the name okra i love watching okra then i'm gonna i'm gonna play after that american cream band tape's called embrace embrace you millions on a label called is it medium sound or sounds I always fuck these up. It's Banyan Berta, I think is what it is. Banyan Berta. Mix that with the Sog Paneer. Medium Sound.

That's the best thing you can ever make. Mix them. Mix them together. Oh, yeah, big time. You mix the okra dish with the Sog dish. Yeah, that sounds good. That actually does sound really fucking good. On Medium Sound,

I don't really know too much about American Cream Band. Never heard the name before. It's cool getting hungry. I know that. Nathan Nelson. I'm getting thirsty. With a group of people made for Indianapolis. Cream makes you thirsty.

Cream makes you thirsty? Yeah, yeah. Don't you have a beer right there? I'm drinking cream soda. That's kind of like an in-between, depending on how thick the cream is. I mean, you get thick enough, it's just yogurt, right? You get thick enough, it's just yogurt, right? You get thick enough, it's just yogurt, right?

You know what I mean? These are both editions of 50. Yeah. Yeah, see? Good color scheme choice here. Oh, yeah. You got that other sheet pink. Oh, very nice.

Very nice. That orange, yellow, and what is that? Like a pastel pink. It's almost like a pastel salmon. Yeah, like a pastel salmon or a very pale... I saw a pastel salmon live in concert. That's cool as shit. Like a pink lavender mix.

Black Unicorn and American Cream Band. Let's get right into it. Let's see if it works. I just want to share this with you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it. that was really good black unicorn american cream sounds like sounds like if Brian Eno was a shape on the Saved by the Bell theme montage. Yeah, it's an American Cream. Like one of those little squibbles that you see on Trapper Keeper. Or if Brian Eno is one of those inflatable things that you see in front of a car wash. Those have to have a name.

Like one of those fry guys. Yeah. I call them fry guys. I don't know why. It's because of the little danglers. They look fried. They're danglers? Yeah.

Yours has a dangler, huh? Yep. Two. All right. Let's end this out here. Episode number, help me out, because I forget it already. 110. 110.

110. 110. 110. Big Masonic number. All right. So there's a band getting... The band. You boys like rock and roll?

I like rock music. Getting back together. Doing a little... Like a reunion tour. I got a tape here. They're called Page 99. What? That's mine upside down too?

That's mine upside down. I'm going to give them a benefit of the doubt because this is like a 2002 tape from Russia. Okay. This is a Russian version of a 10-inch I actually did called Document No. 8. Oh, nice. This is a band from Sterling, Virginia.

One of them punk rock bands. Outsiders, they called them. Outsider rock music. I don't like... The punks, the jocks. They're doing a tour with uh majority rule do you remember that band at all no they're another band for him and um like nine like september 21st through 27th or something like that or 28th or something i don't know you can find it on the internet these shows

didn't happen yet they didn't happen yet no they're later this month all right nice i think i might uh i thought you're going i think i might get on a few. I thought you were going. Yeah, right? Yeah. Maybe. We'll see. You're still not 100% on it? I haven't hammered out the details. Alright. But I'll figure it out. It's coming up. But this came out, like I said, in 2002.

And it's the J card is just like the I don't know how they fold in Russia. Russia's different, man. It's colder, longer. Their wallets must be a mess if they're folding like this. There's a different fold system. This is no system.

There's no system here. The poster. There's creases are abound. This isn't mint on card anymore. Did they even fold that on the panel? In Soviet Russia, card fold you. And look, they even put their fake letters on there. Their fake numbers.

Like anyone knows. That's probably a code. Backwards three. It's definitely Russian. Like I think you read this and you activate like a sleeper cell. Oh, you're going to do it? You're going to do it?

Remote viewing. David knows what it is. What's he doing? Oh, I can't tell you. He's training during the Cold War. It was a very cold war. Freezing. Two coats on.

Yeah, let's go out on that. Two coats of bacon. Yeah, so let's go out on this. I'm really excited about this, by the way, I should say. I know you're kind of fading over there, Joe. I'm just fading. Everybody. So did you buy this?

One time I took drugs. What's that? Is this something that you bought? I've had that since it came out. Oh, this wasn't a recent reissue? No, no, this is from 2002. 2002. what's that is this something that you bought i've had that since like it came out oh this wasn't a recent reissue no no this is this is from 2002 i think the 10 inch came out and like robotic empire did the cd and i did the 10 inch in like 2001 i think and and then a year later three not that far that 2002 the russian labels let's see what they are. Sharopov Sound System and OSK.

So let's play the last two tracks. On document number 8 from page 99. Takeout episode number 110. Hey boys, ready? Joby's putting his socks on. That's a sign. I'm done. Joby lost his virginity. Hey! First time I lost my virginity! Hey, the first time I lost my virginity.

All right. Thanks for listening. Tabs Out Podcast. Good night. World goodbye. I want to see your face I want to be your face I want to be your face I want to be your face I can't make out of shape Silhouette Silhouette

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Silhouette Silhouette Silhouette Silhouette Silhouette Silhouette I can make out a shape The silhouette Comes off the legs I was black She's looking at me She looked right down Through me I can make out a shape

The silhouette Comes off the legs I was black She's looking at me The different ways you fall To lay across As black as you feel it on me We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.