Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #111 | 09.17.17

Episode Date: September 17, 2017

Neuringer/Dulberger/Masri, U-Dot Sound, Axebreaker, John Wiese, Jim Guthrie, Giant Claw, VLK, Ropal Jagnu, Sharlyn Evertsz, Witches of Malibu, Leaaves, African Ghost Valley, Rob Mazurek, and Billington/Shippy/Wyche.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims.

30 years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some Kasims. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast, episode number... 111. Is it really? That's a big Masonic number. 111, 111, 111 number 111 is it really that's a big masonic number it's binary 111111 now you got hi dave how you doing i'm doing great how are you dave and mike

is here normal but we have somebody new for the first time joining us second time excuse me second time you've been here you've been here before yeah i don't mean you've been in my house before you've done that because i like to separate my my house from the podcast i think of this as a different like fantasy zone for myself no episode 90 maybe you'll give me your name well why don't you give us your name then uh my name is jamie jamie thanks for joining us you were you really have done this before i was so excited to really just get you in here and get you behind them, get the cans on your head. I was just complimenting you earlier for your great memory. And look at this. Well, you know, let's just go on this adventure. I don't remember

that. I don't remember you guys talking about that. You see what I did? This is a joke. A little humor. I do a little humor. I'm a card. It's good. Got to be dealt with. Oh my goodness. All right. Well, you want to start this out? Let's do something new tonight. Brand new? Brand spanking new. This has never actually been, in a lot of ways, this has never been done before.

I just like to watch you guys. I think we're like, you know, we've done this for how many now? 110 episodes. We're just getting our sea legs. We're just working on the kinks. I think we should do it like this normally we'll jib jab we'll back and forth we'll you know we'll razz we'll do all that kind of stuff

and then we'll go into a tape maybe two tapes I think we should do I think we should do three I think we should go all the way around two's great but three's a crowd no I disagree two's great but three's a crowd. No, I disagree.

Two's great, but three's a crowd. Three. You want to do that? You guys want to give that a shot? Let's just go crazy and do it. Jamie, do you want to go first? Yes. Actually, speaking of three...

Three. I have this new tape on Already Dead, and it has three musicians. This is a tape by Nuringer Dahlberger Masry called Dromedaries. Yeah, who are those people? Do you know anything about them? Well, I know Julius Masry. he um a great drummer he played at the bike shop before pretty interesting to me oh shit yeah i remember that guy he played in a duo with somebody yeah with matt hollenberg yeah he was insane that was incredible yeah wasn't weren't one of those guys in wasn't a cleric yeah matt hollenberg's in clare okay and he plays with uh

with um some john zorn projects too but my old rock and roll band played a show with them. Oh, really? Many years ago. I love rock and roll. I'm a affiliate at the Khyber. They were awesome. Oh, you played a music concert with them. Yeah. Nobody took photographs of you, did they?

No, no, no. Because I know you're against that. No, yeah. You frown upon that. I don't want to interfere with my career. I am the strongest man. Let me see this. This is on Already Dead?

Yeah. This is quite... I would describe... You know what? If I had to describe this label in one word, active. Oh, yeah. They're inactive. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. They are pumping them out. They're juicing them. It's like they're putting the stuff in the juicer, and then they're just like, one cup, but one pint, please. Already Dead number 262. Those were words, right, that I just said? I think so.

Couldn't listen back. This is titled... It's like an image of a nice little cute little camel there walking up a mountain. That's very nice. Let me see that. Very nice. I don't want to open it up.

I forget the name of the person or people who do this label, but one of them is definitely a graphic designer. I think he does a lot of the artwork for this label. This is very nice. It's very nice. Sounds pretty interesting to me. artwork for this label. Oh, this is very nice. It's very nice. Yeah. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Yeah, fine label. So that's a good...

They're a pretty eclectic label, too. Like, I've heard, like, noise stuff and rock stuff. I love rock and roll. This is some jazz. I love jazz. You like jazz? I love jazz. Sometimes it gets too scary

when they blow on the horns too hard. I like plump rock, mostly. Yeah, I love plump rock. And I love Grudge. Dave, what do you got? So we'll start off with this. Then what are you going into? Let's just go right into One of Years, Dave.

Then we'll go right into One of Years. Whoa, Dave, you're so good. Dave. I'm going to play, maybe I'll do a little bit off this UDOT sound. Me? UDOT. UDOT. UDOT. Me? U.

Who's U.Sound? I don't really know too much about this project. Is that a website? Let me try to go to it real quick. The label U.Music is out of Philly, I think. Here's what happens when I Google U.

When I put in U-dot sound. Let's see what that website is. I Google U dot where when I put in you slot, you dash dot. Wait, you dash dot sound. Let's see what that website. And I get this. Hold on.

That's my, hold on. That's a commercial. I hate when you got to skip, you can skip it in three seconds, but they put it there for a while. You got sound. Have fun teaching. U.com. Have fun teaching.

Really? Zooming in on the letter U. I'm ready to learn that one. Here we go. Something's going to happen. U is a vowel. A letter in the alphabet. U is a vowel.

They got one of these for every letter. Oh, no kidding. I wonder if they do all the numbers, too. All of the numbers? All of the numbers. Don. Oh, no kidding. I wonder if they do all the numbers too. All of the numbers? All of the numbers. Don't stop, baby. Keep going. Let me see this, Dave. What do you got here?

So this is a collaboration between, I think the person that does this label and another person. Another person? Yes. So it's not a dog or a rock? I had it up here. It label and another person. Another person? Yes. So it's not a dog or a rock? I had it up here. It's not a piece of French toast? It's...

UDOT presents I Might Start Falling. So Gabriel Cohn. I'm sorry. Gabriel Cohn. Just talk over me. Yeah. Well, we do that all the time. He does the label.

I got to say, not professional. No. Talking over each other. No. That's why we don't get paid for this. I feel like I listen to other podcasts and an individual will speak. They'll each do their own. Yeah.

Have you noticed that? I have. So UDOT, the project is UDOT is what you're saying. UDOT. UDOT Sound. The project is UDOT Sound. Yes. The label is UDOT Music. Okay. The label is UDOT Music.sound. The project is U.sound. Yes. The label is U.music.

Okay. The label is U.music. Yeah. The project is U.sound. You got it. Okay. The name of the table. The name of the table?

It's a table. What is a table, Dave? What is a table? Look it up. Table. Got me. I said table. What's the name of the table?

A table? It's like when you... What's the name of the tape? A taple? It's like when you... What's the name of the tape? I Might Start Falling. The Lost Clapham Sound 86. All right. And then I'm going to go. I got to pick a good one.

You know what I'm going to go with? I'm going to go with this Axe Breaker tape. Virtue Signaling. Axe Breaker, huh? Here's the name of the label. I got Google to say it for you. That's like an alt-right term, isn't it? Well, what?

Axebreaker? Yeah. Hold on. Here's the name of the label. I'm on mute here. Oh, you know why? Because I have that U song playing. Here we go.

Here's the name of the label. Jouissance du rien. Ah. Jouissance du rien. Here's what it translates to English. Orgasm from nothing. the label. Here's what it translates to English. That English language. Listen how good that sounds. Listen how good and poetic and smooth

that sounds. Now listen to this clunky French. They're mushing it all up. When you talk, you gotta go like that. Axe breaker virtue signaling um no this is terence hennam from low grand oh wow yeah baltimore dude um and this is uh you bring up the alt-right thing jamie because you're an alt-right guy i know you're a big you're a big many it's

all men violence on many sides kind of a guy you're always on facebook like i don't know the uh um i'm a contrarian this is uh axe breaker is like a um a power electronics project that uh you know its main focus is to oppose like you know fascism white supremacy right wing uh ideology stuff of that nature oh that's cool so i'm is it okay with you if I play it? Yeah. Okay. Do you mind taking off your red MAGA hat while we do it? I'm more of an Apple key right kind of guy. You're more of an Apple key. Say that again, Dave. I'm an Apple key right kind of guy.

This is all humor, guys. I don't really get that one. Apple key right. Oh, instead of alt. Yeah. Okay. You got it. The keyboard.

You get it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Give me one second. I build instead of alt. Yeah. Okay, it's the keyboard. You get it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Give me one second. I build pretty good computers. All right, well, let's get into these three. Starting off with Nuringer, Dolberger. What is it?

Say this for me. Nuringer, Dolberger, Masri. I'm already dead. U-dot. U-OT. UDOT. I might start following on UDOT Music, Axe Breaker, Virtue Signaling on the New Orleans label. I got my cowboy boots on.

Brand new label. All right. Are we ready to do this? Yeah. Let's get right into it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We are! We are! We are! We are! We are!

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We are! We are! There we are. How many, Dave? Three. Three. How many? Three tapes. Three. That's a big Masonic number.

I'm in a Masonic temple. That was tight. What was that? No, I forgot to take the... I had a few effects on that one. I forgot to take off. Before I... You want me to do it again?

Or do you want me to hold off on it? I'll do it later. Yeah, do it later. That was tight. Jamie, here. Say what we just played and then intro the next tape. Okay.

So first we had Nuringer, Dahlberger, Masri. I like that. That was Jess. I like that. Yeah. I was like, you saw me on my toes, right?

And you guys were like clapping, like, go Mike, go, go, go. I was like, guys, it's cool. Where's my... You looking for effects? Yeah, try not to fuck up, Dave. Then what do we go into, Jamie? After that, we had UDOT Presents. Was into that, too.

Plugged in an extra subwoofer for that one. Finally, we had UDOT Presents. Was into that, too. Plugged in an extra subwoofer for that one. Finally, we had Axe Breaker. Axe Breaker. Very tight. Terrence Hennom. He makes those... Look him up if you have the internet. He makes artwork out of actual cassette tape.

Like strips of cassette tape. Oh, yeah. Like adhered to a back... I have one downstairs. They're fucking awesome. The one I have is very small. He makes large form ones. My favorite is when it has just a little bit of a leader. Like a blue or a red. Oh my god, get out of here.

I'm like, check please. Alright, Jamie, you want to play another tape? Yeah. And we'll do three. So where are we right now? I'm in a Masonic temple! So we're in Delaware, right? We are. I'm in a Masonic temple.

So we're in Delaware. So we're in Delaware. Just this afternoon, I was in a town called Lowell, Massachusetts. Funny story. Oh, you were, weren't you? Yeah. Lowell, Massachusetts. You went yacht Oh, you were, weren't you? Yeah. Lowell, Massachusetts. You went yachting up there, right?

Yeah, yeah. And afterwards, I stopped by... Let me ask you a question, Jamie, before you go on. Did you have a nice pair of white shorts on? Yeah. Yeah? Okay, go ahead. Tucked in shirt, the whole nine yards.

With hot dogs, a little hot dog print? Yeah, sailboats. I'm a hamburger guy. You are a hamburger guy. You're the hamburglar, aren't you? All right, big time. We never caught him. And 9-11 just happened again.

All right, go ahead, Jamie. Lowell, Massachusetts. Yeah, so I was just... I'm in a Masonic temple! Go ahead. Found myself in Lowell. Lowell. And then I found this little store called RRR,

which is the home of... How many R's? Three. Okay. That's right, that's right. That's the theme. And bumped into our friend Ron ron lessard and uh got some tapes noise legend yeah absolutely yes and you got some tapes yeah so he um he's

he's still printing his um his recycled tapes i love that i love how he's still doing that yeah or that's just been sitting there since like 2000 No I think these are no He made it for you on the spot? No Was it hot when you touched it? No So you're going to play one of his recycle tapes Yeah this is John Weiss I'm not sure if we've ever played a recycle tape

On the show No we played the Wolf Eyes one Yeah Do I have the John Weiss one? I don't know if I have that Scanning scanning I don't think I do I don't Gotcha Damn it God damn. Scanning. Scanning. I don't think I do.

I don't. Gotcha. Damn it. God damn it, Jamie. You're rubbing this in my face. Let me see. What do you got? Yellow duct tape for this one?

Yellow. I'm not sure what the original tape is. You might be able to see behind it. Let's see. I can tear some shit off. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a 1998 or 88. It's dark in here. These are all the quints.

It says 1998 Joe Bag. That's the copyright. All rights reserved. We'll do some digging and let you know after the break. John Weiss is more of a 7-inch man. He'll put out a 7-inch. Many a 7-inches. Sissy Spacek, all that kind of stuff.

I just like to watch you guys. He'll, like, yeah. But not too many tapes from Weiss. Davey Boy. Yes, sir. After we played the John Weiss recycle tape on RRR that he just got today. Today.

It's still hot. What are you going to play? I'll change things up a little bit. Ooh. Taking off my raincoat. Normally I pour sugar on that shit what are you going to play? something's going on

what is going on over there? you're on why do I sound airy? you know what? this has to go down I'm going to play something sounds weird do you need to take a break?

Jamie are you good? Jamie's good and he's only been here once before, Dave. We're still working out the kinks. It's okay. We're still working out the kinks. It's cool as shit. I'm going to play some... It's fine.

People tune in, but they don't care if we mess up. I'm going to play this Jim Guthrie... You know, I can't hear you very well now. I'm being honest. If we're being honest with each other. You're real airy, I think. That's what I said. It still sounds airy.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on. That sounds better. Yeah, but I just got it cranked up so high I shouldn't have. I know what that's like. All right. I'll tell you about Storyless in about last night, Dave. Oh, yeah? I had it cranked up so high.

I am the strong... All right, what are you playing? Are you seriously asking me again what I'm playing? Yeah, what are you playing? I'm playing this Jim Guthrie tape. Who's that? Jim Guthrie, Canadian fellow. He's been doing all kinds of different crazy projects

since the late 90s. A bunch of home recordings. Started doing stuff on cassette. He was circulating home recordings. He kind of got a following. Are you saying home recordings or home recordings? Home recordings. Okay, not home recordings.

Not home recordings. You're talking about home recordings of famous chord manufacturers? Yeah. No, not him. So Jim Guthrie, that's not the same. No, it's not the same. Okay.

Home recordings, rest in peace. I don't want to joke about that. Strangling himself to death. One of those damn chords. He was proving how strong they were. Killed himself. No, that's the rumor, but that's not actually what happened. I'm in a Masonic temple.

Yeah, and this is quite an impressive box you have here from Jim Guthrie. Yeah, so this is a cassette box. James Guthrie, I call him. A little homage to the format that he's very fond of. I think this is a self-released. Seven albums of his... Of all kinds of stuff. Stuff of his solo recordings.

And he's done movie soundtracks. He's done songs for advertisements and stuff. He did the soundtrack for Indie Game. Indie Game. And that's actually what I'm going to be playing. I'm going to be playing something from that. So describe that box. Talk about that box.

Take that box, and I want you to tell a tale. I want you to weave some poetry, some vision, some poetry so people listening they're getting the story of the colors and the textures and the size it's like a square glossy tuck box oh I used to wear square glossy tuck box

because the regular clothes didn't fit me and it's awesome it's got like this sort of like 8 bit graphic of a tape deck. What do you call those tape decks that have the speaker right on top of them? Like the flat rectangular... Like a shoebox? Kind of like a shoebox.

It's just like a cassette recorder, right? Yeah. Because I think a deck is like a deck you play tapes on. And a recorder like that is made for recording. So you use that in court. You're like, Your Honor. The artwork the top of the tuck box has

a piece of never mind. It's not really important. It looks like an 8-bit cassette recorder. It's got primary color strips going around it. It's beautiful. It's made specifically for this. It says Jim Guthrie on the side. You open this up. There's how many? Seven? Three? Seven tapes

with seven tapes wrapped in this cardboard brown card. Yeah, like a chipboard O-card. Each tape a different color. Yeah, every actual tape shell is a different color. It looks like Starburst when you look at it. It's pretty funny. Pretty interesting. Very imaginative. Very creative. He looks like Starburst when you look at it. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very

creative. He's like a retro god in my mind. Yeah, these things are fucking tight. Yeah. What do you call that? What's the halftone? Every, every... Like the pixelated... Yeah. Kind of like a newspaper print for every

cardboard O-card has this kind of like hal-tone print to it. This one's a red. That's nice. That's real nice. Maroon. That's going to be a burgundy. It's probably red. There's a horse. You guys like horses?

I love horses. I'm a horse man. Look at that deer. I'm not so much into deers. Too many antlers. Too many antlers. I like antlerless deers. I call them horses. I don't know what that is. Well, Dave, we'll talk about that.

Is that your pecker? Yeah. It's... Hey, first time I lost my virginity. That's something to talk about later. So, which tape are you playing? So, I'm going to play a little bit from the indie game soundtrack. Indie game.

You guys see that movie? I did. Yeah. game. You guys see that movie? I did, yeah. Yeah. You ever see Indie? Never heard of it. It's pretty good. It's like a documentary about some people

that are trying to make like console games, like digital console games, like indie games, you know. I love documentaries about video games. I like the ones about the people who used to play

them in the 80s and got like the high score and they're chasing the sauce again. And like, what's the one game when the guy gets the one in his house, he buys a machine and gets in his house so he can got the high score and they're chasing the sauce again. What's the one game when the guy gets the one in his house? He buys a machine

and gets in his house so he can beat the high score. God damn it. What is that called? Nibbler. Yeah. That's what the game's called. I don't know what the documentary's called. That's dark. That one's really good. Put it on the tombstone. Nibbler's grim. Nibbler's grim. Nibbler's very grim.

Nibbler's grim. That sounds like a place that you go and like a choose your own adventure book from like the 80s. Yeah. I'm going to go into this new giant claw tape. Soft Channel. Nibbler's Grim. Turn to page 47.

Three. Soft Channel. A new one that just came out on Orange Milk. It looks like they home-dubbed these, probably because of all those gosh darn samples he's using. You can't get... Yeah, it's illegal. Oh, yeah.

Jamie, you're not going to like this one. I'm going to let you know right now. You might want to step out of the room. ASCAP? Yeah, this is going to be some ASCAP stuff. And you can't be connected to it at all. No, no, no. So we'll get my guys on it.

Okay, Giant Claw. You can't be connected to it at all. We'll get my guys on it. Giant Claw. I remember when... I think the Digitalis tape might have been the first thing I heard from Giant Claw, however many years ago. And I was like, what? She was insane. I think I heard an old one on Constellation Tattoo. Keith Rankin.

Bad dub. Still really good. Who runs Orange Milk with Seth Graham. They run the label together. Was like in love with the shit he was doing, right? And then a little bit over, you know, I kind of soured on him a little bit, I gotta say. I wasn't too into, what was the LP called that came

out like a year or two ago? Dark Web. Dark Web. Yeah. It was fine. Wasn't huge on it. Heard some other stuff, wasn't huge on it. This soft channel tape. I've heard great things. Oh, yeah. It's so good.

It's so good. There's little parts on it where it's just like, there's like, there's like somebody, like a goblin flipping a tiny little pancake in somebody's ear. And it's like you hear the little bloop of the pancake flipping just in your ear. A tiny little flapjack in your ear. While they're just weird, like samples are getting chopped and mushed. You put them in a magic bullet with the wrong blade. The one that only has one blade.

You don't know what exactly it's for. The spatula blade. The spatula blade. It's got a painting on the cover here. I love this painting. I'm trying to get the name of the person who painted it. I had it earlier. It's like a lady looking in the mirror and there's like a robed

disembodied head. Just floating there looking at her. Yeah, it's tight. It's very nice looking. And I love, and I think this was like a choice. The text like on the inside and on like the shell and stuff, it's a little bit low DPI.

He took off like 10 DPIs. It's just a little fuzzy. Or maybe I can't see that well anymore. I think you probably just rubbed this. I rubbed it raw, baby. I had my oils all over that. I had to get my fingerprints over all my tapes right away.

Alright. We ready to go into these? Sure. I had something to say about this giant Claw tape. Also, talk away, Mike. Go ahead. Isn't it nice when people don't talk over you? Isn't it real nice? I'm having a ball. I'm having a good time. I'm in a Masonic

Temple! Ellen Thomas. That's who painted the I believe that's who painted the picture on this. Jamie, what do you got to say about Giant Claw? I hope he comes back to Delaware sometime soon. Yeah, when he played here, it was tight. It was awesome.

You ready to do this? John Weiss, Jim Guthrie, Giant Claw. Do it. Yeah. Let's get it. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to die. The End Thank you. Oh, my God. THE END Oh, my God. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm Oh, my God. I'm Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Come Come Come Come Come I'm sorry. A-S-O-N-E

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That was kind of weird. That was John Weiss, Recycletape on RRR. I figured it out here. I did a little sleuthing. I did a little recreational research. Joe Bag. Can I hang around with you? That's a self-released spoken word

cassette from 1998. That's what it's dubbed on. Sometimes on those recycled ones, you get a little bit of the original at the end. Have you listened to it well, into it enough to know if... Or you just got it today, right? No, I just got it today.

So it was a cold listen. I remember because not a cold listen because it was real hot. Oh. So what does that mean? Dave, what did you play? That Jim Guthrie shit.

Yeah. That was crazy. That was good. Yeah, it's good. It's crazy. Like his stuff is so all over the place. He made those

where did you see that shirt that he designed? Oh, it was It was on your computer you can find it through his band camp i i don't know a tight looking like exploded diagram of a cassette tape kind of yeah yeah it's really like yeah with uh yeah and he'll make more if you if you ask him pretty please i think yeah there's like a uh request go to pretty please.com slash jim guthrie to get it and then click shirt It'll say pant and shirt. Click shirt.

You can get pants too? Yeah. Oh, you can get anything you need. Then that fucking giant claw tape. You see what I mean about the little bing? The little fucking flourishes? Yeah. The tiny little things.

The tiny little gremlin clips. I love it. Fucking tape is so good. Should make that into a LP. It is. Oh, is it? It is. There's an LP version.

And I believe they're both available now. So you know how to buy stuff. We all know how to buy stuff. Do we? Let me ask you a question. Now, Jamie started the last round as he did the first one. Should we mix it up?

Like, Dave, do you want to do one now? Sure. So how would that go? You and then me and then Jamie. Right? I don't want to get seasick. Yeah, let's just keep going. Keep going, right?

So then I want to... Dave, me, Jamie, Dave, me, Jamie. Okay, don't fuck this up. All right, Dave. Davey boy. What do you got? I'm going to play this... What?

What are you going to play? What are you going to play? What are you going to play for the nice people listening to Tabs Out? I think my computer just froze. Oh, my God. Oh, no, we're good. It's probably because of that hot tape. We're good. I'm going to play this VLK tape.

VLK. VLK. Avril and Sean, and Camden. Yeah, this is a good one. Strategic tape reserve, right? Yeah, look at the artwork for this thing. I didn't get a chance to listen to this one, but I gotta say, looking at it, I enjoyed it.

There's something very Super Nintendo backgrounds about this cover. It looks like, I don't know. It looks like something that you would see in the background of a driving game on Super Nintendo. I didn't really have Super Nintendo. I had regular Nintendo and then I went to Sega Genesis. Or like an old console. I'm just trying to spur a conversation.

I'm not shitting on your description, Dave. It's cool, man. I didn't think you were this is actually the stage I'll make another video game reference like Avril Lavigne and Sean Hannity on the cover did we just say that? that's the titular Avril and Sean you know what

I thought about what it exactly looks like just go ahead let me hear what you got it looks like the Aerosmith arcade game. Like the same quality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I was going to say? I was going to say, if you could choose these characters, if you put in the code an NBA jam, and instead of playing Bill Clinton or... Who else

could you play? Who was the one guy? Air Dog, they called him? I just read the... Oh, yeah, yeah. I just read the oral history of NBA Jam and it's really fucking good they talk to the boom shakalaka guy and everything

I can't tell if you're doing a bit or not this tape is crazy because it's actually the whole thing is constructed out of sounds from Avril Lavigne's debut album and Sean Hannity sound clips. I've just seen that now on the band camp.

I think not exclusively Sean Hannity, but just right-wing radio hosts. I love it. Jamie, you're a big right-wing guy, right? Who's your favorite? I can't tell. Do they not like Trump now, or do they not like uh do they not like trump now or do they still like i can never tell who cares he keeps you guessing doesn't he you know who i kind of miss who cares with those toehead things they are all toeheads there's this dude who lives like near my parents

it's like between my house and my parents house so i have to pass it every time i come home from there and he's got like you know the truck with the sticker that says not a liberal just so you know like oh you don't want to know what his beliefs are but you want to know that what he's not believing and he's got like um he probably had like a oh he had um a hillary for prison sign on his thing long after the election on a pickup truck no a sign on the on his lawn oh okay and uh a bunch of shit and like i've seen him for years like he's lived there my you know my parents have lived there all my life so i've seen i've seen this stuff for years i've seen the signs and the bullshit stickers but i never saw

him and i saw him the other day exactly what you would think he was one big toe with like with like uh khaki shorts on and a tucked in white shirt with a big thing holding his cell phone. Oh, on the outside. Or maybe it was a gun. It was probably a gun. And I was looking at him. He had the glasses on and he was just like a king of the hill float at a Macy's Day Parade shrunken down to a smaller size.

And I was like, yep, that's that guy. Of course that's that guy. Speaking of bumper stickers, I was driving behind a car. I love it. I was driving behind a car. I love it. I was driving behind a car the other day, and this person had a bumper sticker on the back of their truck, and it looked like they made it.

They opened up Microsoft Word, typed something in like 50-point font. It was triple spades and comic sans, and that just sent it to a place that made vinyl stickers. And it says, proud parent of great kids that are sometimes assholes, and that's stickers. And it says, proud parent of great kids that are sometimes assholes.

And that's K. And that's K. You showed me this the other day. Because the O came off of that's okay. Oh, it came off? I thought they charged by the letter, so they didn't have enough to get the O in okay. Look, it showed Jamie that.

It's such weird spacing. I know. Look at that. I think it's such weird spacing. I know. Look at that. I think it's nice though. And the weird caps, very inconsistent. Assholes. There's bad bumper stickers on many sides. That's probably the worst.

That's probably the worst I've ever seen. Alright, so then I get to play. What did we just do? We're doing a round robin, so you're next. Okay, so that's the VLK was the name of that project? VLK, yes. I'm going to play. I'm going to play this wacky one.

I got a wacky one here on OJC. OJC recordings. So I got to say, strategic, Jamie, you better not fuck up, because strategic hate preserve, one of my favorite labels right now. OJC recordings. So I gotta say, Jamie, you better not fuck up because Strategic Hate Preserve, one of my favorite labels right now. OJC, constant, constant favorite. Cream of the Crop. Can't get enough of it.

There's a four-way split that just came out on this label between a bunch of people. Ropal Jagnu, Stevens Lorikit, Rigel Magellan, and DDM I believe are the projects. I hope that the tape that you play

is also a three-letter acronym for the label, Jamie. Oh, wow. Shuffling. Oh, okay, I gotcha. Ropal Jagnew. I don't want to say it. Ropal Jagnew, maybe?

I'm going to play one track from that project, that person. OJC number 39. Orange Juice. That's what I always think when I say OJC. Oh, yeah? I think of the tape label. I think of Orange Juice. Orange Juice.

What do you think about with Orange Milk? You think of OJC? Orange Milk reminds me of Cream creamsicle oh yeah we've had this before you guys had it on the show oh we drank that what was it it was like it was disgusting oh no it was i put orange flavored emergency in a glass of milk yeah and then joe b drank it without knowing how long it had been up here because i took it from the shadows it was like a magician like and he tasted it i remember i thought he i you know i i knew the response i was looking for disgust was the response i was looking for i expected him to be disgusted with it but he kind

of like sucked it off his um his mustache like he does with beer and said it's kind of like a creamsicle and he liked it which is fucking disgusting weird this, it's, I don't know how many they made. It's like, it says like a random amount on their sites. They made them all different color shells. But I think it's only like $3 and it's a fucking good tape. And OJC's, go to OJC's band camp, check them out. I don't know who really Ropal Jagnu is besides the fact that along with Rajal Magellan, who we played on this show before. Rupal Jagnew is, besides the fact that,

along with Rajal Magellan, who we played on this show before. Dave, I think you played a Rajal Magellan tape. They did a project called Galaxy Deluxe, which we've also may have played a tape by. Galaxy Deluxe sounds familiar. It sounds very familiar. Rajal Magellan is a northern... God, I know that tape.

God, I'm so stupid. And then, Jamie, what are you going to play after that? I picked up another tape at RRR today. It's a little bit older. Not a 2017 release, but this one is. Very legal. So Dave wanted three, so we got a split between two. But there's two on the A side.

So we got Arvo Zylo and Wyatt How two on the A side. So we got Arvo Zylo and Wyatt Howland on the A side. And we have Sherilyn Everts on the B side. We're going to listen to... Arvo Zylo and Wyatt Howland. I never heard of this tape. Yeah, it's on this label called No Part of It,

which I think... None. No Part of It, which I think... None. No Part of It. Based on the Discogs page, it looks like it's Arvo Zylo's page because he's got like half the releases are him. Okay. That's normally a telltale sign. Telltale sign.

You know that. I would like a label that only puts out like one person, but it's a different person. Dave, that'd be good. That'd be good. Dave, will you start... I love when you do the whole thing. Will you start a label and just put out my stuff? Like all

different products. Respect yourself or other people or what it is to express yourself. Alright, let me see that. And then you're playing the other side there, right? We're going to play the B side. It's called In the Anal Sky. That's the name of the song. By Shirelyn Everts.

In the Anal Sky? In the Anal Sky. Oh! You've never been... That's... Yeah, Dave. I mean, catch up, Dave. Catch up to the big boys, Dave.

We're already rock hard over here. Jamie came in with an erection before he even said the name of that, all right? Darn it. I know. This is a... You said the year right one mom i did it i just said it was older 2014 14 came out in 2014 good year fine year a fine year uh in addition to 50 no 2014 that was like i'm in a Masonic Temple I'm in a Masonic Temple

Wow Third iteration This isn't over until I say it's over Wow. Third iteration. This isn't over until I say it's over! In butt in his pee pee. In butt in his pee pee. In butt in his pee pee. In butt in his pee pee.

In butt in his pee pee. Done-ay? So you're playing the Shia Lynn Everts's In the Anal Sky side of the split. Yeah, I think you got to. It is pee-pee. It is pee-pee. It is pee-pee. Three.

It's red and black paper. Who cares? You can probably get this on Discogs, right? Oh, my God! You can get anything on there. All right. So, let's go. What are we doing first?

What was the first tape? Dave, it was you. I don't remember. Come on. Oh, VLK. Yeah, VLK. Avril and Sean and Camden. Final by uh and i hope i'm saying this right actually i don't i don't hope i'm saying this right go with the way for me tomorrow i'm gonna wake up the sunshine in roble jagdo uh four-way split on ojc

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VLK. For some reason, I thought you were saying LVK. But you're right, it's VLK. VLK, okay. Strategic Tape Reserve presents VLK, Avril Lavigne and Sean in Camden. Or just Avril and Sean. I bet he never goes by just Sean, though.

I bet he always demands, you call me Sean Hannity. He's a toehead. Who's king of the toeheads, him or Rush Limbaugh? Oh, Hannity's king of the toeheads. You think he's king of the toeheads? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Rush Limbaugh's more like, he's always beside him. Rush Limbaugh's good at manipulating his audience.

Sean Hannity is not. You don't think so? No, no, no. He convinced me on Pizzagate. Yeah. I didn't believe it until I saw Sean Hannity. I don't think he even talked about Pizzagate, but now I believe in it. I think Rush Limbaugh is actually a better broadcaster than Sean Hannity.

I'm just not talking about content, just the profession of broadcasting. But I love talking about content, Dave. If we're doing that, then I would say it was probably Glenn Beck is probably king of the toeheads as far as king broadcasters. But his shit's falling apart, though. Yeah, he's like a Hillary guy now, isn't he?

I'm not talking about content. I'm just talking about his broadcasting abilities. But if he's so good, why is he like... What's his shit called? The Blaze or something? Because his content sucks. So if his content sucks... I'm just talking about technically.

You're talking about how he speaks. How he speaks, yeah. You like how he cries. Yeah. Because it makes you feel something. Yeah. Yeah, I love that shit. Is the 9 912 project still going on memory who's doing that let's join that you know what i need you reminded me dave i need to restock on emergency seats i keep an emergency oh yeah i keep emergency seats downstairs what about uh male vitality pills that's more of an alex jones thing that's, that's his thing. He might be king of the Toeheads now, actually.

No, he's more of an emperor than a king. He's more of like an overlord. Yeah, overlord. I bet he's like, yeah, whoever is the king is being controlled by... Yeah. Of course, who's controlled? It makes you wonder who's controlled in Alex Jones, then. Oh, nobody. You don't think anyone can? No.

What an adventure. Ropal Jognu, that four-way split on OJC, ended with Sherilyn Everett's track off of the 2004 split with Arvo Zylo and Wyatt Howland. We just played that skin graph. 24-24. 24-24. We just played that Wyatt Howland tape,

that skin graph tape last episode on Unifactor. Some good fucking shit, man. All right. You ready to do another round hey turkeys how about i started this one off how's that got you going you you're out the dave yes let's take a vote donnie donnie how do you vote you vote for akmalman. All right, Jamie, how do you vote? In favor of the motion. I'm going to play this... Oh, my God! I'm going to play this Witches of Malibu.

Now, notice, Jamie, I have this post-it note. I'm not going to throw it behind me and have it land on my drink. Don't ever do that again. I'm going to put it on the floor this time, like an adult. I'm going to play this Witches of Malibu tape, The Grand Crucifier, on Dead Media Recordings. This tape came in the mail the other day i think with a project called like oh no but it's like stylized like sun oh my god yeah i'll move on

this is um but i picked it up i was like oh which is a malibu i remember which is a malibu that's willie william that's william cody watson's uh project i't heard of them in a bit oh William Cody Watson no but it's not that's Malibu Wands this is Witches of Malibu so it's completely different though Witches of Malibu if that was like a show on like the CW with like

I can hear the theme song in my head already yeah I'd watch it it'd be kind of like what's that one called Enchanted that was a Disney movie I think it'd be kind of like um what's that one called enchant was it called enchanted i forget what that was a disney movie i think no no okay that's not that's not that what was it called i can't remember it was like three sisters maybe they were witches i can't remember

or maybe it'd be like a sabrina hmm with uh who was that clarissa explains it all with sabrina yeah uh flockhart is that her name marissa no clarissa clarissa explains it all was that? Clarissa Explains It All with Sabrina? Yeah. Flockhart? Is that her name? No. Clarissa. Clarissa Explains It All. Shut up! That was a character she played. Either way, Witches of Malibu... Remember Ferguson used to come in through the window? Wait, no. Ferguson was the brother.

You're the dumbest person I know. Ferguson Darling was her younger, snotty, orange-haired, piece-of-shit brother. Though I bet he did a lot better than her in the big picture at the end of. Though I bet he did a lot better than her in the big picture at the end of life. Oh, yeah. I bet he's a toehead. What are Pete and Pete doing now?

The one Pete got into punk and I think went to Michigan Fest in 2000. He was a big cross-punk guy, and the other guy worked in a bagel shop in Jersey. He was really into Coke. That's just what I heard. I mean, who the hell knows? That all sounds true. Did you Google it? google it no no i just heard it from somebody this was this was like from a passing car or you were in an elevator with someone yeah i was

like where did you hear it dave dave i need to get to the bottom of this. I need specifics. But Witches of Malibu was actually a project of Richard Scott, who also does Ono, which makes me think that since both those tapes came out on Dead Media Recordings, that Richard Scott, I'm going to wage a guess that he does this label. Maybe not. I don't know. But this is their seventh release. It's very scary.

It's almost too scary. Look how scary that is. Oh. Is that Slender Man? That's three Slender Mans. What is it? Friday Night at Buddy's? What's that thing called? That is scary. Overnight at Bing Bong's? What's the thing with the scary stuff? Bernie?

Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders. what's the thing with the scary stuff bernie bernie sanders um single bear is horrifying no what's the um overnight at buddy's what's the thing with the big the animatronic bear oh my god what is it called i don't know i don't know. I don't know. Friday night at Benny's. You never heard of this? It's a scary thing. It's too scary. It's something that's too scary right now. And popular with youth.

Oh, boy. Overnight at Bing Bong's. Weekend at Bernie's. Weekend at Bernie's. Sanders. Okay. Weekend at Bernie Sanders. Where he's carrying along the corpse of a single payer

because no one will pass it. So he tries to make it stay alive when Democrats are like, I don't think so. I think we should just say better deals. Better skills. Watch your mouth, comrade. Okay, Wishes of Malibu, The Grand Crucifier, and Dead Media Recordings.

I'm going to play that. Jamie, what are you going to play for that? I have this new tape out on Timble Tapes, Scott Schultz's label. Fine label. From a project called Leaves. And there's two A's in the leaves. And where are they? Right here.

This is number 18. That's a big Masonic number. I'm in a Masonic temple. Go, Jamie, go. Yeah, so... I deal too well with pressure, go. Yeah. I deal too well with pressure, guys.

Don't know too much about this project other than I've heard something of this on Oxtail. Sounds pretty interesting to me. Really good. Yeah. Hand it on over. Yeah. I love this font that Tiny Little Hammers. Tiny Little Hammers does the... Oh, yeah.

That's who does all the artwork for Field Hymns. He also does all the artwork for Timbal. I just like to watch you guys. That was sultry. But it's all black and white, and it's like... It's not Field Hymns artwork. Hand it over.

It's got... This one is my fucking... Did he even do this one? He definitely did. In his butt. Whatchamacall? It's like... What?

Like acetabs of the guy from Old Spice? Is that who that is? I'm not sure. I think so. What's that guy's name? Oh my god! In his peepee. In his butt.

But it's like, yeah, black and white little stamps, perforated stamps. One's missing in the corner. I love that one's missing in the corner. I kind of wish it was actually missing from the J card. Like it was just cut out. Jamie, do you want me to cut

yours out? No, please, please, don't. Don't miss it. This wasn't even yours 10 minutes ago. I know. cut out. Jamie, do you want me to cut yours out? No, please, please, don't. This wasn't even yours ten minutes ago. I wish you said that before we gave it to Jamie. I'll sneak into his house and take it tonight. I'm going to do a Mission Impossible on you, Jamie. I'm going to get this tape. No, this is real.

Alright, the tape is called Wow, This Beard Is Really Great. I'm glad I grew it. Timble tape number 18. Came out, I have them over... One moment. Yeah, it came out with some other awesome tapes. I can't think of what they are right now.

I'm not a jerk. I just can't think of it. Normally, I'd pour sugar on that shit. Davey boy, what are you going to play after that? Stop! Stop! Peepy. I'm going to play this African Ghost Valley tape that came out on Never Anything

Never Anything Oh yes yes we played what the Black Unicorn tape last time Is that what we played? Do they do all doubles? What are you talking about? Two tapes at a time. The double wide

Narocco cases. They did the Charles Barber tape like that and they did one other one. Those are the only two I have. Oh really? Look at that. What are the odds? Dave, run me the... 1 in 69. That's a big Masonic number.

I'm into Masonic temple. All right, well, let's get into these. Never anything. Their thing, let me explain to you, Jamie. You're going to get a lot of shapes on their cover. Okay. You see what I'm getting at? Sparse shapes.

But they used to be, maybe, you're thinking, I know what you're thinking. A dum-dum like you, you're thinking, oh, a square or a circle. Triangle. No, no, no. More sides. Curved things. Like an isosceles triangle?

I'm talking about unconventional shapes. Also, if you want to put out somebody started a label called unconventional shapes. I feel like we've asked that before. It's a good name, unconventional shapes. Unconventional shapes, yeah. Dave, you think it is? What about you?

Yeah, I do remember that. That was a long time ago we played something from african ghost valley a little ways back on zazaka i've loved everything this guy has done so far yeah african ghost power is a good project yeah they're they're really active too active i love active seniors and I love active cassette people. They've got a dozen releases from the last two years. Two or three years. This is Never Anything No. 26. I'm not even going to get into what the fucking name of this tape is.

Yeah, who the hell knows? A-T-T-E-R-R-I-S-S-A-G-E. Attersage. No. That's a weird... I don't know. I don't think that's a word. Not in Trump's America.

I'll tell you that much. All right, you want to play these three? Witches of Malibu, Leaves, African Ghost Valley. That's another solid block. Guys, I want to give you guys both a hand for solid blocks tonight. Isn't it funny how like the speak english people like voted for the person that has like the worst grasp on the english language at least he doesn't

email people say what you will at least he doesn't email people i build pretty good computers oh you know what outer sage is a french word welcome to reality for landing. What does it mean? Orgasm from nothing? Let's see. Aterrissage. Aterrissage. Can you hear that? Aterrissage. Get closer to the computer. I could do it. That's probably good enough.

I think you got that one. I could hear it. Aterrissage. Let's get into these three tips. You ready? Let's get right into it. So let's go on this adventure together. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... THE END Thank you. so so ¶¶ ¶¶ so so Ah! Thank you. I'm sorry. Ha! I don't know. Thank you. The I'm sorry. Thank you. The Thank you. There we are.

I just realized something. What did you realize, Mike? That was too scary, that whole thing. Witches of Malibu and African Ghost Valley? And leaves, like Halloween. Oh, Dave, I hate when you do your leaves, man. Don't be leaves, man. It's really bugging me.

I can't think. I'm a i can't think oh my reverb's not working hailey would you do this is the main um thing for the i don't know um but leaves are scary too scary that. That was tight. Alright. You boys ready to end this up? I'm going to take this out. You're going to end it up and take it out? I'm going to end it up and take it out. Is that okay? That's fine. You got some home recordings? Now are you saying

home recordings or home recordings? Home recordings. I can't believe we haven't come up with a home recordings. The could you trust? Home Recordings. Home Recordings. I can't believe we haven't come up with a Home Recordings. Slow down. The cord you trust. We should get them as a sponsor since no one else wants to do it.

Slow down. Hold on now. So you got some tapes from Astral Spirits? Yeah, I'm looking for them. Where are they? One moment. Thank you, Jamie. You reached all the way back there.

All right. So, Astral Spirits, a label, if you listen to the show, you're probably quite familiar with. We played a bunch of stuff by them. I think I wrote something about Astral Spirits, possibly. Maybe it was an interview or something like that with Astral Spirits on the site, maybe a year ago. A label, they love jazz. Do you guys like jazz? No, I do.

I love yes. You love yes? I love yes. Do you guys like jazz? No, I do. I love yes. You love yes? I love yes. What do you like more? Horn yes? Or I like flute yes. You like flute yes. I love flute yes. Who's your favorite flute yes player? Kenny James. It's hard to come up

with names on the spot, isn't it? Kenny James. Kenny James? Yeah. I can't hear you, Dave. So, Astral Spirits just put out a new batch. He's the one they play at the dentist. All dentists play him, huh? Oh, yeah. So, they put out a new batch.

You can buy a CD there. And, you know, they started off, they have a look, if you know them. The spines are all half black, half red. Well, maybe like 60-40. What font are they, Dave, on the front? Cooper Black.

Cooper Black. Cooper Black. And they always have, like, just shapes, abstract shapes on there. Do you know what a Cooper is? I learned this today. It's like a, yeah, it's a fast, like a cat, like a jungle cat. Cooper. Fast as a Cooper. It's a barrel maker maker it's somebody that makes barrels is a cooper yeah

really no shit tell me more that's all i know tell me another fun fact just randomly just make anything uh new hampshire was settled in 1623 you what you read that on a plaque today remembered it yeah huh that stuck with you huh that's why we can't take down these Civil War monuments. Grey-horned owls don't have any sense of smell so that they can prey on skunks without the skunks spraying them and repelling them. Why don't they just have smell but prey on something else? Well, they like skunks.

I feel like you could taste the smell. I just made all that up, by the way. I don't know if that's actually true. No, that's true. But I feel like you could, even if you didn't have a sense of smell, you could still taste the... The gaminess? The cloud. You just boil it in milk.

It'll be fine. I love boiling skunk in milk. So they put out a new batch. You boil the skunk in milk, and then you just drink the milk. Oh, skunk milk. Yeah, skunk milk. Boiled skunk milk. Yeah, you steep a skunk and milk and then you just drink the milk first skunk milk yeah skunk milk boiled skunk milk yeah you steep a skunk in in the milk like a tea bag like hold it by the tail and dip it in you boil milk in a top hat yeah and you dip the skunk in by the tail alive right yeah you want it to die about halfway through use a nutcracker get that juice gland open. Juice gland.

So anyway, these new tapes are all 3D. There's more up on the shelf with 3D glasses sitting there. You want me to get the 3D glasses? Yeah, sure. You got the tapes, Jamie. You might as well keep going. You're on a roll. Let's put on the glasses. You can see the actual spirits.

It's about shoulder height to you. You can see the spines,'s about shoulder height to the left You can see the spines Jamie I don't have a hide issue And you can grab more of the new ones off the shelf if you want to look at them but look at these through the glasses It's not crazy like It's coming at me It's not insane

It gives it texture It gives it layers You want me to hand you one? But they're tight But two of these tapes, oh my fucking god. Let me get into this. I don't know how to say it, because I've only seen it in print. Rob Masurik?

Or Mazurik? Did we land anywhere on that? I would say we know. Kmerk Stonehorn. Tape on, uh, that just came out of this batch this fucking tape it's like piccolo trumpet acoustic and and through

did you say piccolo trumpet or piccolo trumpet I said piccolo trumpet he picked it off the he stacks his trumpets he stacks his trumpet in order of shininess so he picked a low trumpet off the shelf. Yeah, he stacks his trumpet in order of shininess. Oh, you picked the low one. So he picked the low one.

He wants it real shiny. Oh, the shiny ones are closer to the ground, huh? Yeah. The dull ones are all the way at the top. Yeah, the dull one is all the way at the top. Okay. I don't know why. It's different than I would do it.

Well, he's short. He's got like the library ladder that slides across. Yeah. So he's like... Is that what a library ladder sounds like? And he's Australian, so he's like, that was really Russian, mate. Oh my God!

Processed through modular synths. Modular synths are 69. I heard that. There's some parts on here where it sounds like you're in like a generator that's about to erupt and all of a sudden like an abandoned like um you know member of a uh mariachi band comes through like playing a sad song and then billington shippy there. And then Billington, Shippy. How do you think you say the last name? Is it Weich? Weich?

Billington, Shippy, Weich. Ben Billington. Weich. Weich. Weich? Yeah. Plays drums in Tiger Hatchery. I think Shippy.

I think Shippy was in U.S. Maple. Maybe you give me your name? Remember U.S. Maple? I remember U.S. Maple. Well, I think Shippy played guitar in U.S. Maple. Old Shippy. I'm just going to call him Shippy was in U.S. Maple. Maybe you give me your name. Remember U.S. Maple? I remember U.S. Maple. Well, I think Shippy played guitar in U.S. Maple. Old Shippy. I'm just going to call him Shippy. And then Wyke, I don't know. We're friends on Facebook, I think.

That's good. So we got U.S. Maple, Tiger Hatchery, and then just Facebook Associates. But you'll do something one day. Facebook Associates. That's a good project name. That is a good project name. That is a good project name. Another one out of this batch. End this show

with these two things that are like, oh, they're slammers. Which one should we do first? You know what? Why don't we pick? Dave. No, Jamie. You're kind of the guest host tonight. Thanks for coming, by the way. You did a good job. For my second time. Yeah, for your second time.

You didn't screw up too many times. I hope to have you back for maybe a... Three. Which one should we play first? I think we should just go in alphabetical order. Billington. You want to start with Billington? Yeah.

Unless, you know, does he go by Bob? Well, that would still be B. Well, his name's Ben, so I don't know why he'd go by Bob. Bob Billington. Rob H by Bob. Bob Billington. Bob Billington. Bob's my dad's name. Did you do it tool time? Frankenstein's my doctor's name. Call me Monster.

Yeah, that soccer ball for a neighbor, Wilson. Keep going. Let's splatter the blood. Riff on this for a bit, Dave. Let's extend it a little bit longer with this riff. You had three kids, and they would make a mad deal, go out back and say, Wilson! Three.

Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. Wilson would look over the fence and be like, did you ever have boiled oxtail? This is all humor, guys. He was really cultured. It's weird. He was talking soccer ball. All right, Billington Shippy,

white self-title tape, I believe. Played by Tom Hanks. Not that Tom Hanks. No, no, no. The voice actor Tom Hanks. The voice actor Tom, yeah. Yeah. Who did voiceover work for the actor Tom Hanks.

Not that Tom Hanks. No, no, no. A third individual. Three. Are you ready? Stop being wacky. It's a late Saturday night. It's a late Saturday night. Oh.

And then end it with Rob Masaryk. I think that's how you... We've only... Jamie, have you seen this out of print? Has any of you heard it? I've only seen it in print, not out of print. I've not heard nor seen. But I guarantee you're going to like these two tapes.

Hold on, hold on there. It's good stuff. It's great stuff. Tabs Acazab Podcast, episode number 111. Thanks for listening. Three ones. One. Three.

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