Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #113 | 10.21.17

Episode Date: October 21, 2017

Wing Dam, Megabreth, TüTH!!!!!, Sun.Tv, John R. Olson, Gerrit Hatcher, East of the Valley Blues, TVE, Michael Potter, Lee Noble, Piss Kills Mold, Blotchouts, and Banal Anml.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. That could be Sean as a number. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's.

I played the goddamn tape. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Oh, tabs out. I can't hear anything, Dave. Tabs out. Cassette podcast.

Coming in hot. Coming in hot, Dave. Comes Out, Cassette Podcast. Coming in hot. Coming in hot, Dave. Come on. Get your engineering shit down. And did you ever unmute my laptop? That's a big masonic number. Okay, good job. You did.

I didn't think you would. Tabs Out. He was listening. He knows. You know, he doesn't look like much, but he's got a work ethic you wouldn't believe. Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 113. Double check me. Am I correct?

Nope. What is it? 100 and... No, it is 113. Because I me. Am I correct? Nope. What is it? 100. No, it is 113. Cause I just checked like an hour ago. Shut up. 113. It is.

I knew it. I knew it. That's a big, that's a big Masonic number. Mike, Dave and Dave. Why don't you say hi? Hello. And,

and Ian Franklin joining the crew tonight. And, and what's up? Aang, you've been here several times. People know who you are. Maybe. Maybe they do. Maybe they don't.

I have been here a few times. You have been here a few times. I haven't seen you. I haven't seen Joe B in a while. Does anyone know where he is? No, he's like, I think he quit. Are you serious? Yeah, I even texted him asking if I could ask him a question about a tape tonight, and

he never answered. Quit being so easily offended. That sucks, man. Is that Steve? Quit being so easily offended. It is. You like that? I was thinking about...

Consumerism. Oh, my God. I understand a little irony. Oh, dude. I'm going gonna pepper that in Let's not explain anything about it Let's just go with it Alright you boys wanna play some tapes?

Should we do that? Who wants to go first? We'll do it Oh Ian I don't know if you know this or not Oh old chap What if I don't know it? You do know it I know you know it

As dumb as you are You know so few things I know everything you know Alright know it you as dumb as you are you know so few things i know what everything you know all right you might need to wake up um we've been doing complete rounds we'll all pick a tape oh i know i've oh you've been here for that i listen to the show you do yeah oh shit that's tight So three listeners that we got. I didn't know Ian was a listener. Dave, crumble those really, really hard. Right, there you go.

Quit being so easily offended. Alright, Ian, you want to go first? Sure. Dave, what's going on with my headphones? I hear like a static. I'm hearing it too. I thought it was just mine. I don't know what's going on, man. Maybe crumble the bag again. Crumble the pretzel bag. See if that fixes it. You got a hot pot bag again. Crumple the pretzel bag. See if that fixes it.

You got a hot pot over there. Are we recording that sound? I don't know. I'll double check it. Edit all this out, okay? Have the production team edit all this out if you could. Yeah. I'll send it over.

Okay, thanks. Send it over to them as soon as you can, all right? Sounds good. We're being so easily offended. All right, Ian, what are you going to play? I think it's the effects sound that was doing that. I'm going to kick it off with this jammer. Oh, God.

Love you. Love you. What are you going to kick it off with? Go ahead. I won't do it again. Really, go ahead. One moment. Dave, give him a break. Let him go.

Let him go. Wait. That was an ironic post. All right. What do you got? Seriously, look. My hands are back here. Go ahead. Let's get started. No more goofing around. Stop. No one even said a number

here we go all right and what are you playing i'm gonna play wing dam wing dam wing dam what is wing dam it's like when uh you have a wing problem and you swear at it. Okay. All right, Dave. Swing and a miss. Yep. No, I'm joking.

That was really funny, actually. That was a super funny joke. I liked it. This is why people are tuning in. Yeah, this is a Baltimore group This tape is out on Friends Records Which I believe is also a Baltimore label That sounds right

I picked this up in Baltimore A lot of Baltimore going on here Charm City What is that? What the fuck is that? Oh my god that is such a prank Dave say what's happening right now What the fuck is going? Oh my God, that is such a prank. Dave, say what's happening right now. What the fuck is going on?

I got a bag of pretzel pieces and there's a giant wiener-shaped one in there. Is that a giant wiener? It's like a cocktail hot dog. It's giant compared to the bits in here. You talking about your pants? Come on, grow up. Wing Dam.

Enough of the sugary stuff. Be a good boy. I want to be a good boy. Wing Dam. Enough of the sugary stuff. Be a good boy. I want to be a good boy. Wing Dam. I want to play some tapes. It says Wing Dam is Austin Talley, Abram Sanders, Sarah Autry. Love you. That's it.

Love you. Edition of 200. The tape's called, have you said the name of the tape? I don't know. Thick Phase, No Splash. Yeah, it's like the two sides have different names. Two is great, but three is a crowd. This is an older one, right?

From like 2013? Two Strips of Bacon. Yeah, 2013. I've not heard of Wingedown. Let me see it. I want to take a look at that. It's a killer tape. Where'd you get it?

I see a price tag here. It was this place called Babies on Fire, I think. It's like a coffee place that also sells records and tapes. I'm surprised that you don't see that more often. Yeah. A coffee shop slash record store? It was a tight spot. That was an idea that I had at one point, but

I would never do because it's really hard to start a business. Oh God, I would never try to start a business. Get out of here. I would never try to start a business. All the paperwork and licenses, Get out of here. I would never try to start a business. All the paperwork and licenses, get out of here. Too much stress. If someone has a coffee shop and they would let me sell records in it,

I'd go that far. That's as far as I commit. There it is again, Dave. There's that sound again. I don't know what to tell you, man. Wing dam. All right, Dave, what are you going to play? Go.

I'm getting so angry. Mike's getting mad. If you would just leave the mixer alone for podcasts and we probably wouldn't have this problem love you uh is it my turn next love you is that what you're saying is my turn next no i'm not yeah then what are you gonna do ian's gonna play winged and thick phase no splash tape on friends i wonder you going to play? I'll play this Mega Breath tape. Oh wait, is this that shit on Field Hymns? Yeah, it's a Field Hymns

tape. Mega Breath. It looks like sound-wise and art-wise, it's pretty different from other stuff that Field Hymns has put out. It looks like an old

home recording. An old blank tape you know what i mean like the j car for an old blank tape the memorex or whatever it's called yeah whatever it is you know it says ultra high noise um with head cleaner wipe across forehead to activate let me see i want to see some more goofs on there. I love how it gets all twisted around the edges here. I love the underneath view of the tape going across the bottom here. I have one

major criticism. A major criticism? He didn't get it. Let me try to guess. Oh my god. I love the actual tape. The actual tape.

You know Field Hymns, Pro Dubs. You got to do something about that fucking noise, J. They always... I don't know what it is, man. Whatchamacall. They... Imprint. Fucking imprint, yeah.

But this has a sticker on it, the Mega Breath Ultra High Noise sticker, and it says, Noise Reduction On Off, and it has off checked with a sharpie. That's incredible. Who's Mega Breath? It's a bandy kind of project. Band-aid?

A bandy kind of project. We are the world. Wasn't that band-aid? Band-aid. Band-aid. We are the world. Like the Disney cartoon? Which one's that?

Band-aid? Yeah, go on with it. Band-aid, yeah. Yeah, Band-aidid. Band-Aid. We are the world. Like the Disney cartoon? Which one is that? Band-Aid? Yeah, go on with it. Band-Aid. Yeah. Yeah. Band-Aid and... Band-Aid the deer? Oh.

All right. All right. All right. All right. Let me open it up here. Oh, the inside's a nice little splash of imagery, too. Damn, this artwork. Always get you.

All songs by Dylan McConnell and Eric Meller. Mastered by Scott Schultz. Art by Tiny Little Hammers. It's a different Tiny Little Hammers design. It's a completely different company, huh? That's so weird. Two art designers, both named Tiny Little Hammers, that both do artwork for Field Hymns.

Yeah, it's very bizarre. You know what? hymns. Yeah. It's very weird. You know what? It's not that weird. It's very weird. No. Ian, what do you think? It's very weird. I think it's like somewhere in the middle.

Love you. He didn't get it. You guys are both wrong. Yeah. It looks like. I don't get it. You know, I see what you're saying. It looks like it's a tiny little hammer's take on a old

blank cassette like a realistic oh yeah you have a major complaint don't you I'm so excited for this well what is it Dave it's it's what attacking consumerism

I want you guys to tell me what you think Joe would think of this this is what I wanted to call Joe about you were going to call the track listing on the inside yeah it is a sharpie font instead of actual sharpie that was copied onto

the track listing Dave I noticed that when I looked at it I gotta say and I don't think I like that let me dispel everything right now the track listing. Dave, I noticed that when I looked at it, I gotta say. And I don't think I like that. And I don't like it. Let me tell you, let me dispel everything right now. Joe would hate it. Joe, you think Joe would hate it?

Hate it. I was gonna say, but he hates most things when you really think about it. But it wouldn't be for the reason that I think it is, probably. I don't understand why. You would have a different reason. I don't understand why it's a font. I'm not saying you have to handwrite every one. Ian, back off. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

You'll see in a second. Just back off. We're going to check it right now. I don't know why it wasn't written and then scanned. Or like you know, they make a stylist now. Her emails. Lock her up. Computers. I build pretty good computers.

I build pretty good computers. Ian, you may see this now, okay? Thank you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Yeah, I agree. Okay. Good. Where'd the tape go?

It doesn't matter. Let's move on. And then I'm going to play a tape. Oh, I know what I'm going to play. I'm going to start off with this one here. How do you say the U with the umlaut over it? No idea. No idea? It's T, no idea, T-H. Tooth. Tooth or toth? You know what? Joby would know this too.

Tooth. Tooth? I think it's toth. It's a good guess. Like the stuff you put butter on toth or tooth or tuff I don't really know I need a piece of toad

transgression I need a piece of toad with my soup oh the soup guy's back no way you gotta get out of here soup guy there's no room for soup guy come on I'm not sweating that bad. Nope, gotta go.

A new one on Umarex. A new batch just came out. And these fancy ass... I think only Umarex uses them, these cases. It's like a play on the Brad Pack from Stumptown Printers. It's like the other ones are red yellow and blue and then there's this white one it's like a little like primary color thing it's beautiful and like the design work is gorgeous on all of them the other ones are over

there if you want to grab them you can see them from here because they're red yellow and blue and it's not red yellow or blue paper that it's packed in, but all the cases are white and then printed. Holy shit. Yeah. They're nice, aren't they? Those are really nice. Ian's holding up the other three right now. Yeah, they're beautiful.

They look gorgeous. Probably my favorite design-wise from them, which is that dude, I think it's Daniel Castrone is his name, who does the label and all the design work. I want him to design a room in my house. It would be so beautiful. But this tape, Tooth or Tough, Damon, I don't know how to say this name, Caruesco,

used to play bass in that band, Disappears. And I haven't seen anything else as this project other than i think there was a tape on land animal tapes that came out last year but other than that i haven't seen anything but this fucking one is i love how it's like numbered on the back it's beautiful yeah very nice 120 i'm really excited about this one it's a good one. What number is that, Mike? Three. Two is great. Three. Love you. Love you. Alright, let's get into this. Wingdam,

and then Mega Breath, and then Toth. Oh my god! Let's go. In your bright skin Oh, then in the sun Your arms are wide open My self-sacrifice It's so good to be you It's just the way it is

Dreams are sprouting out All I want is to take I am all yours today. Thank you. This skin is weak and dry I see it now Thank you. guitar solo I put spots in place Black marble its paws in place Black marbles sitting to its face Bye. Saw you dream That before cancer was found We were all just friends We were all just friends Thank you. I look at your door And I fall down

I'm too tired for guitar solo Now, my breath clones to its clones Just before I woke It caught me in its paws Thank you. Meet up on a high Take two cars and more Thank you. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. guitar solo guitar solo electric guitar solo We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Okay. Love you. Wing damn. Wait a minute. Mega breath.

Okay. Tough. Three killer fucking tapes. Good job, boys. Very minute. Mega breath. Okay. Tough. Three killer fucking tapes. Good job, boys. Very good. Love you. All right, Davey boy. Yes, sir.

What do you think about... Can I ask you a question? Sure. How would you... Ian, do you mind if I ask Dave a question? No, go for it. How would you feel about going first this round, Dave? Attacking consumerism?

What do you want to do? Fine. All right, go ahead. I'll go first. That's a big Masonic number. We got this double cassette in the mailbag recently from Shattered Trash Tape Group,

which is one of my favorite new labels, I got to say. I don't know if they're that new, but yeah, I like them a lot as well. New to me, I mean. New to me. Yeah. Lots of good stuff.

We played something. I wish I could remember what it was called. We played a lot of tapes. So a lot of times, you gotta forget them. Shadow Trash. So this tape is from, yeah, Shadow Trash Tape Group. Yep. Tape Group.

This is by a project called Sun.TV. Sun.TV? Sun.TV? Sun.TV. Let me see what that is. I don't know if I would trust it. You don't think I should go to Sun? You could try it. Should I go in private browsing?

You should try it. Incognito. Or it takes you to Oracle.com. I started jamming it this week. I picked it up out of my listen to pile and I opened it up and there's like pictures of it looks like my vacation so i was like oh i should listen to this you did just have a nice vacation didn't you went out to utah for a little while there's some there's like a transparency of some uh some mountains there canyon rocks or something yeah that's beautiful let me see the rest of it

it's like what is it is the box made for this or is it like another box covered up with paper is the box made for tv you are a card look at you you are a card oh boy you are very funny dave yeah the box dave wait you are i want to acknowledge this you're very funny thank you mike thank you this is a good podcast dave it is i. I'm very happy with it so far. You guys want to stop and listen to what we did? No, I'm not. I kind of want to listen to it. No, I'm not.

Yeah, play it back. Can you play it back? You know what I was doing the whole time in the beginning? What? Attacking consumerism. The whole time. No, is the box like, did they make the box for this tape? Yeah.

Okay. It's not like a box covered in paper. A repurposed box? No, no. No, because it's got like the, it's got the, you know. The printing's right on it. The printing's right on the top and the bottom.

Just add tequila. Didn't know you could get boxes made. Well, I think what they did here, Ian, is they just printed something out on like a cover stock and they cut it out like those cream juice tapes on Tabs Out. Yeah. They're home assembled for sure. Yeah. Okay. This is nice. I like this artwork here.

Yeah. It's like a cut up collage of some various landscapes. Tapes called Spells and Others. Yeah. I'm looking for something just like that. And the thing that I really like about it is these two tape shells are printed on the inside of the shells or painted on the inside of the

shells with maybe like minerals and dye. What? It looks like it was something that was like dug up out of the earth. I've never seen that before. What did they do here? Open up the shells and then smear it inside? Yeah, it looks like it.

It looks like it's been microwaved from the inside out. Yeah. I'd like a microwave with the buttons on the inside. This is wild. Let me see yours, Ian. Here, you can switch it up. Whoa. This is tight.

I can't imagine that's good for the tape. Yeah, probably not. Well, you know what I think they did? They burnt it. You think they burn it? Yeah, with like a lighter. See. You know what I think they did? They burnt it. You think they burn it? Yeah, with like a lighter. See, you know what I think we have here.

I think they burned it, Dave. Like the description of the tape on the website is kind of vague, but they mention minerals and vegetables and something. So I thought maybe they use some kind of like vegetable-based dye or something in minerals. No, I'm not. I don't know. I could be totally off about that. You might need to wake up.

It definitely has like a powdery residue or like a grainy residue on the inside. Very tactile thing going on. Yeah. Do you think Joe would like it? I don't know. The question of the night. I think he would like it.

I think he... Because he doesn't like spray-painted tapes, right? Hates them. Right, but this is on the inside, so the tape feels normal. Yeah, I think he would like it. Yeah. I think he would. I think he... Because he doesn't like spray-painted tapes, right? Hates them. Right, but this is on the inside, so the tape feels normal. Yeah, I think he would like it. Yeah. I think he would like it.

All right, Sun TV. And then, you know, I'm going to... What am I going to play? What are you going to play? I'm thinking about doing this double banger for mine. Do you think I can do a double banger, Ian, and you can do a double banger next time? We can do that.

All right. We can do whatever we want. That's true. We could do that, couldn't next time? We can do that. All right, let's do that. We can do whatever we want. That's true. We could do that, couldn't we? Quit being so easily offended. You can give me your name. And understand a little irony. I'm going to play these two tapes.

Slow down! Pay on me! Two, two, these tapes making you horny, baby. You're going to get that in a minute. John R. Olsen, solo horn. And Garrett Hatcher, good weight. These are two tapes. No, Dave.

Three, three. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. Two tapes. Olsen from Wolf Eyes. This one's on sound holes. Solo horn. He's just blazing on a horn. It's like he just mic'd the room.

You hear his kid every once in a while. There's one part when the kid says, Mommy's home. It's pretty nice. And there's so many fucking parts where I swear to God, he's either about to bust into the Simpsons theme song or something else. I can't remember what the other one was.

But there's so many parts where it's like, and you're like, here it comes, and then it goes off. And maybe he's trying to. He just doesn't know the Simpsons song. He's just working it out. He's just working it out. So basically, this is a tape of John Olsen working out the Simpsons song on horn.

And then this other one, Garrett Hatcher, Amalgam Music, number 11. Good Wait is the name of the tape. It's like some, I think a younger dude, mid-twenties, just fucking going for it on saxophone. I like the artwork for that one.

Which one? It's just a picture of grass with the name of the tape written on Sharpie across it. Yes, not written in a font that looks like Sharpie. Written in Sharpie. Take note, Phil. Yeah. Field him. Dave, this is where I wish you had reverb for me so I can be really authoritative.

Yeah, try. Field hims. Okay, that'll work. Too scary. Love you. Field hims. Take notice. This is how you do a font that not a font, how you do a font. Not a font, but you write it out. Love you.

And I like the Olsen artwork too. It has his name going down, but they take away a letter every time. And then it's the same thing on the other side with Solo Horn, but they add the letter. That's really tight. It's like a pyramid scheme. Where do you guys buy your medicine?

Attacking consumerism. And then inside, the chevrons in here, girl. Don't get me started on those. You get lost in those. Ian, don't step into that. You might get stuck in there. It's too close. I didn't realize I had it up. Love you.

Alright, so... I didn't realize I had it up. Love you. All right. He got a virus. All right. That's Sun.TV tape on... Shadow Trash. On Shadow Trash tape group. Tape group. And then John R. Olsen, solo horn on Sound Holes. And Garrett Hatcher, good weight on Imago Music.

I love this pink tape here. All right, you ready to do this? Love you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so Thank you. To be continued... ¶¶ Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. The End THE END The End THE END THE END I'm sorry..... The End I'm going to sit down and do a little bit of a... too scary too scary jazz is there a kens burns Too scary jazz. Is there a Ken Burns too scary jazz? Ken Burns? Do you know Ken Burns? Ken Burns, yeah.

It's Ken Burns' evil twin. He doesn't have his hair is normal. Oh, I thought it was a disease. Oh, the Ken Burns disease? Yeah. You had that, right? Yeah. And what happened to you?

You get Burns shaped like Ken's all over your body. The Ken doll? Ken's you know. So you have burns. Anybody named Ken that you know. You get burns shaped like him. But they have to touch you. Exactly.

So if anyone names Ken, but you have to know them as well. If you shake someone's hand, they're like. They're still figuring it out. They don't really know. They're still figuring out the logistics of how they're going to implement the disease love you um

fucking uh sun tv that tape was that tape was tight man that was uh that was like in a lounge I'll snap my fingers I liked it it was really good it was good double tape most of it's pretty free

form, but the end of one side you heard. You might need to wake up. Pretty riffy and catchy. Good jams. John R. Olsen. Solo horn, which I don't think it was solo. I think somebody else might have been

blowing on a horn there. Blow down! I don't know. It's funny that it's called Solo Horn, and you couldn't do that one thing. You had one rule to stick to. Blow down! And then

fucking Garrett Hatcher with, uh, what was it called? Good Weight or Great Weight? Good Weight. Good Weight cassette. Good Weight. Just Good Weight, huh? Just Good. It weight? Good weight. Good weight cassette. Good weight. Just good weight. Just good.

It's not great weight. I like that you remembered it as great weight. Well, you know, sometimes I'm not good with numbers. All right. So, Ian, you got a double dose? I'm going to do a double whammy. You want to do a double whammy and then go into Dave? Three. Three. Three. Three. You got a double dose? I'm going to do a double whammy. You want to do a double whammy and then go into Dave?

Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three.

Oh, hi, Mark. All right, go ahead, Ian. What do you got? You got two jammies? Yeah, I got two jams here. What are you going to play? First one I'm going to do. Let me see it. I want to look at it first.

I want to prove it. I don't want you coming. Ah, that's too scary. What are those, kittens? I don't know. I want to prove it. That's too scary. What are those, kittens? I don't like kittens. Because I know they're going to be cats one day. I met a lady that's scared of birds. All birds?

She said anything with a feather. Anything with a feather? So not just birds then? Like Native Americans too. So it's the feather that she's scared of, not the bird. Cut that out, because that wasn't funny. That's not a funny joke.

All right, go ahead. What were you saying, Ian? First jam. You were saying something racist, right? It wasn't me. Love you. That was an ironic post. Quit being so easily offended.

Gotcha. Attacking consumerism And understand a little irony Alright Ian what are you going to play? This is uh Love you New jam from East of the Valley Blues East of the Valley?

East of the Valley They played in Delaware within the last year or so right? Yeah I think maybe like a year ago. About a year ago, right? It was twins, wasn't it? Yeah, Kevin and Patrick. I'll tell you another thing, Joby doesn't like his twins.

He's afraid of twins. That's a good thing he ain't here. He's afraid of them. I wish he was here. This is out on the label, Death is Not the End. See, I disagree. I think it is.

Well, take it up with them. I'm drawing a line in the sand. I think that death is the end. I'm just the messenger here. Why'd they send you? No! No, I'm not. Let me see it.

East of the Valley Blues. East of the Valley Blues. Oh, those are a little too... What are those? Are those some kind of goblin critters? A little ghoul-y, Halloween-ish type? No! The vampire came in on spooky night.

Look at this. These are little skeleton kitten... Goblins. Goblins. Way too scary, Dave. I'm a pizza. You want what? I'm a large pizza.

You're a large pizza. You're a large pizza. No, I'm not. I'm a large pizza. No, for the bit, Dave. For the bit, you have to tell me I'm a large pizza. You're a large pizza. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Let him talk! Alright, then what are you going to play after that, I'm not. Come on, man. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Let him talk. All right, then what are you going to play after that, Ian? Give us a double banger. East of the Valley Blues. What's the name of this one? It's not.

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It's not. It's not. Have we ever ordered a pizza? Yeah. Yeah, I've ordered plenty of pizzas. Like a large pizza. Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Too scary. Alright, what do you got? Love you. Love you. Love you. Love do? Love you. Love you.

Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Second one. This is really, really scary and difficult. Attacking consumerism. All right.

Go ahead. Grow up. Grow up. Listen, I just want to say I'm getting around to my New Year's resolutions kind of late. Yeah. But for 2017, I want to be a good boy. Why don't you just say you're getting around to Merlin? Because I'm just getting around to this year's.

So I want to be a good boy. So let's stop all the pranks. Stop the goofing, the shenanigans. And let's just go. Let's go. What tape are you going to play now? I'm going to play TVE. Love you.

Side from a cavity TVE split tape. I'm hungry. You boys hungry for a watch. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. This is out on Freak Machine Tapes.

Freak Machine? Freak Machine. Freak Machine. Number two. Oh, sorry. Did you shut down your computer? I got to do some maintenance. Can you guys hold on a little bit while I diffrag?

Just keep going. Keep recording. Uh-huh. Tapes in. You got a tape? Yeah, I got a tape. I'm going to play a tape. Oh, the J card looks real nice.

Come on. Get your shit together. Let me see it. That's like a photocopy, black and white. Yeah. This is, you know that? Come on. There's that Facebook page called, like, Snack Time or something like that.

Oh, that app? No, no, no, no. It's like the app, the website where you, like... Let me see what it's called. Hold on. Okay. Data Snack? Snack Data?

Snack Data. Yeah, yeah. Snack Data. Yeah. Let me see. Is that what it's called? Snack Data? snack snack data snack data yeah yeah snack data yeah let me see is that what's called snack data yeah is it still up i haven't seen it snack it's only got 578 likes yo if you're on facebook go to snack data there's a website too though snackdata.com well snack it's and they just pretty much draw snacks and they categorize them give me give me one. You can just click on pepperoni. You go to the page and there's a bunch of hand-drawn,

clip-arty looking pictures of snacks. Like I'm looking at pepperoni. Very poorly drawn. And a peppermint stick and a muffin. But it gives descriptions. There's like an American flag cake and blueberry pie. And just like a zucchini. That's a good snack.

And then you click on pepperoni and it tells you about it. And then it tells you the flavor. Breaks down the flavor. The cuisine. The series that it's in. And what it's composed of. But the cover of this is like the snack data for red wine. It would look like that. And I like how it says registration form underneath. Is that the name of this is like the snack data for red wine. It would look like that.

And I like how it says registration form underneath. Is that the name of the tape? I don't know. The late, now see, the flounder one is really good. There's like nothing about this split I can find anywhere online. I know that,

well, cavity, it's not the cavity from Florida. You got a good snack data? There's one for horseradish, and it's just a scribbly line. That's what horseradish looks like, Dave. If you get the real stuff.

If you get the real stuff, the authentic stuff. It's like huge pixels. Yeah. TVE is Seamus Williams from Worcester. Western Mass. Worcester Mass, which. Worcester Mass. Which is, I think,

right near Sandwich, Massachusetts. I've always said that I like that area because the cops' cars say Sandwich Police on them. Really? Yeah, in Sandwich, Massachusetts. I like that.

I might move there just for... They probably get pranked all the time. All the time. Non-stop. Now, there was a cavity that did like... That did like a split

with Bongzilla from Florida. I don't think this is that cavity. In fact, I know it's not. What am I doing? I don't know. But what are you going to put? The TVE side? TVE.

I think I got this in the mailbag last time I was here. You did. That sounds about right. ETV. So they sent it in. Yeah. Look at the fucking cover. I can't get over it.

It's like, that was definitely printed on a dot matrix printer, right? Yeah. And the paper got jammed up right there, and the printing's a little bit off. Oh, I love it. It's so crappy that it's kind of... You know what it's doing? Attacking consumerism? That's true.

All right, Davey Boy. After Ian plays East of the Valley Blues and TVE from this one with Cavity on Shared Enzymes. It's on Freak Machine tapes. It's not on Shared Enzymes? I know it says Shared Enzymes, but I don't know what Shared Enzymes is. Look in here. There's a little

thing on the back. It's got some info. Okay, here we go. Now we're getting somewhere. TVE, Tainted Supply, Cavity, Trash Take, Freak Machine some info. Okay, here we go. Now we're getting somewhere. TVE, tainted supply, cavity, trash take, freak machine tapes. Okay, number two. Horrible flesh eater at snakebite.com. That's not a real email address, is it? Go to snakebite.com, Dave.

Might get some... Go there on incognito, please. Might get poisoned. Spyware. Check, please. Yeah, I'm not looking to lock her up. I love when they just... You know they use the Narocos they've had in their house since they were kids. check, please. Yeah, I'm not looking to lock her up. I love when they just, you know they use the Narokos

they've had in their house since they were kids. Why do they ever make them like this with the angles on the side? Dave, I can tell by the reflection of your glasses that you're still on snack day, though. No, I'm not. Come on, welcome to reality. Welcome to reality. What are you going to play? I'm going to play a little bit off

of this tape on Null Zone. No, I'm not. It came out recently to play? I'm going to play a little bit off of this tape on Null Zone. No, I'm not. It came out recently. No, I'm not. It's a split between Philip Buckle and Michael Potter. You've played Philip Buckle on this podcast before. We have, yeah. Because we probably had the conversation, is it Philip Buckel or

something like that. It's stupid. Yeah, because it's got an umlaut. We probably fucking talked about it. Oh, it's got an umlaut. The umlauts always throw us off. Jeez. If you're going to send us a tape and you got an umlaut on your name just erase it before you send it or like make one that doesn't have the umlaut like give me a break come on so null zones fairly new label right this is null zone number nine no i'm not three um label out of ath Georgia. Ooh. And I think we got like a batch of stuff from them recently, right? About like what, cookies?

Yeah, a batch of cookies. That was nice. Somebody did send us cookies once. Ha ha. People should send more stuff like that. So I want to play a little bit of the Michael Potter side. Mr. Potter. Get a look at this beautiful J card. That's tight.

Whoa. Is it printed on the other side as well? Yeah, it's printed on both sides. I couldn't tell if I was looking through it because it's like... Same image. It's like, yeah, there's a woman's, her twice in blue. And then is it on pink on top of that or on pink on the other side shining through? No, it's pink on top of it

on the front and then there's just pink on the inside. Oh shit. But the outside is actually... That's really nice. The outside is actually multiple portraits superimposed on top of each other with gray,

grayish blue and pink like take a look at that is that like a rhizo thing or rhizograph maybe it's got like a texture to it this paper's toothy this is nice hell yeah man colors are very vibrant yeah it's hey shit michael potter that's what you're gonna play right yeah right? Yeah, I'm going to play the Michael Potter music. Got some crickets, some cicadas, some fireflies. Oh, he's got some outside on here. I love outside. Hold up. The only thing better than outside, boys?

Inside. I break stuff outside. No, I'm not. Remember that? I do remember that. Because when I break stuff, I break stuff outside. I love you saying that. Alright, you ready to get into this?

Yeah. East of the Valley Blues, TVE, Michael Potter, 333. 333. Love you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo um do guitar solo Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. so so I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to understand what's going on. hold on what's your lifestyle but what are you doing I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound.

I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. I heard a little sound. Nah I'm not cold. I'm hot. So why the fuck is he cold?

He's on to you. Bro you on something bro. I'm not on to you. I'm on to you. I'm on to you. I'm on to you. I'm on to you. I'm on to you.

Bro I'm not on to you. trying to help like that. That's why you're trying to help like that. Bro, I'm not saying you should have asked me that. Man, I'm just gonna start everything. I'm gonna flip all them backers. I'm gonna drive a lot of others. What systems makes you safe? What makes you safe? Man, they don't know nothing about these kids. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © B Emily Beynon And we are back. Oh, shit.

East of the Valley Blues. On Death Is Not The End. A jolly old London label. Love. Gavna. Bruv. TV. Oi, bruv. Love, Gavna. Bruv. TVE. Oi, bruv.

Look at my scab, bruv. TVE split with Cavity. Not that Cavity, on Freak Machine. And some fucking blitzed out shit from Mr. Potter. Michael Potter split with Philip Buckle on Null Zone. And Null Zone has the best

logo out of every tape label I've seen in the last month. It's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff. I say it's pretty good stuff. No, I'm not. Large Pizza. Are you

the Large Pizza? That prank doesn't even bother me. Are you the large pizza? You're damn right. That prank doesn't even bother me. No. I like a good prank. I like a good pizza prank. You might need to wake up. You ever get a pizza with Skittles on it?

That's a good prank. No, I'm not. I understand a little irony. All right. What are we playing Love you I think Ian's up No Am I up

He went last time Ian live it up brother You're not here very often You think you'll be here next time Did you do something to Joby I don't know where Joby is We're going to find him Joby's going to have him Because Joby? You know, I don't know where Joby is. We're going to find him. Joby's going to... Half of them...

Because Joby's split into two, I think. Because he's skin and bones now. I think we're going to find half of them tied up at Jamie's and half of them tied up at Ian's. Just because you boys want to do the podcasting. Hey, it was Jamie's idea. And don't get me wrong. You talk right into the mic. You bring tapes.

You're two for two. You're doing both things you're supposed to be doing here I was talking to the other podcast They say they're They're trying to steal you away from us Who's this other cassette podcast That's how good they are Alright go ahead what do you got I'm gonna do this

New Lee Noble tape I was hoping you would No Kings his label I don't want to sound like too much of a hacker but I saw you posted this on Instagram I did and when I saw it I said

I hope he brings that Lee Noble tape I had this look on my cell phone and I have this thing on the back of my cell phone that helps me hold it now this little strap what is that? now. This little strap. What is that? It's this little strap you put. It sticks to the back of your phone and then it's got a little strap you put your fingers

through. It helps you hold it. And mine says strong on it to describe myself. So when I'm on the phone and people say, people don't, they say, they assume I'm strong but now they know. Because my phone says it on the back. So what are you playing? That Lee Noble tape? Yeah. A new one on No Kings,

right? Yep. No Kings has been... No Quings. Hey, No Quings, man. You got any Quings? Dave, you got any Quings? I don't carry any Quings. Love you. No Kings has been pretty silent.

Yeah. I was going to say... What were you going to say, Dave? I was going to say I haven Yeah. I was going to say. What were you going to say, Dave? I was going to say I haven't. I was going to ask you. Just go ahead and say it. Just come on out and say it. I was going to ask you since you're on the Twitter's lots if No Kings has been putting stuff out because I haven't seen it in a while. No, I haven't seen anything.

I think very, very sporadic. Yeah, very sporadic. And this is a really different... Kind of like Dave's sex life. Oh, brother. Love you. Let me see it. Whose hand is that in the front?

I'm not sure whose hand it is, but I was going to say it's a very different art style than previous No Kings. You got that right. Though not too far off. Not too far. It's definitely like I can see the...

It's more minimal. I can see where he's going. I can see... He's an old acquaintance. He is an old acquaintance. You know the first ever thing on TabsOut.com was a thing about No Kings. Really? Here's a little...

Hold on. Here's a little trivia. Ian, what do you think... Wait, I just said it, didn't I? Okay, never mind. This is No Kings? Yeah, it was. It was. It's a little trivia. Ian, what do you think... Wait, I just said it, didn't I? Is it No Kings? Yeah, it was. No Dave, it was. No, this is not. This is very...

Oh, shit. Slow down! Look at the hand on the inside. I'm going to have to order this right now. You should. I was on the fence because there's so many fucking tapes. Tape after tape and tape. I was on the fence because, you know, there's so many fucking tapes. There's tape after tape and tape. Lots of tapes and tapes and tapes.

I really appreciate everyone who sends the tapes, but Jesus Christ with the tapes. It's like every time I get them from work, it's like, there's more. I guess I'll just go. I guess I'll just open all these envelopes. Maybe you'll give me your name? No, I do appreciate sending the tapes, but some days there are, there are days. Attacking consumerism. But I might order this one because it looks tight.

God damn, this artwork is so nice. I just wish everyone could see it. We should pivot to video because I think then everyone could see this. I really like the imprinting on the tape shell. Let me see. Very simple, but it just has all the info. You know who would like this? Joby.

Joby would like this. He would. I know him well enough. He's my best friend. He likes me more. I'm his best friend. He's a really good friend of mine. Love you.

All right. Lee Noble. The hell of you. The hell of you come in, bruv. The hell of you come in. bruv. The hell of you come in. Give me some scary voice, Dave. The hell of you come in, bruv, this hour, coming in here. Come on, bruv, the hell of you come in.

Come on, bruv. Oh, come on, bruv. The hell of you come in, bruv. I'm a small pizza. I'm a small. Hey'm a small hey boys you hungry they're just a little bit hungry you don't want that large pizza if you're just a little bit hungry you want a snack on small pizza i don't have no toppings or nothing I'm just a plain old small pizza. You can eat me. You can eat me before I finish this sentence.

I warned you. You got one of mine, too. I warned you about the sugary stuff. Lee Noble. Oh, shit. All right, Dave. I warned you about the sugary stuff. Leanable. Oh, shit. All right, Dave. No, you know what? Then I'm going to go.

All right. I'm going to put this back in the Noroco case with the... Enough funny stuff. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. I'm a medium pizza. I'm a medium... Would you have a big lunch? Would you have a big lunch?

Would you have a big lunch? Why don't you come over here and eat me? I'm a medium pizza. You want to know that? It's too small, too big. I'm just right. I'm just right. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Here. Come on. Come on. Am I bleeding? I feel like I'm bleeding. You might be bleeding. Okay, and then after that Lee Noble tape, I'm going to play Piss Kills Mold,

Sentient Fungus on Ultraviolet Light. This came out in an edition of 150 a few months back, I think. It's a good tape. But the thing that really gets my thugs on my nuggets is check out the cover for this. Be gentle.

Oh, shit. Yeah, we've gotten some other Ultraviolet Light stuff in the past that I think, right? We've had more than one cover for this. Be gentle. Oh, shit. Yeah, we've gotten some other ultraviolet light stuff in the past. No, I'm not. I think, right? No, I'm not. We've had more than one tape like this. No, I'm not. Or was this just sitting over there for a while?

It was just sitting over there for a bit. Was it? Okay. Yeah, it was in my to-listen-to pile for a long time. That's why I'm not ordering so many tapes, because the to-listen-to pile. I'm telling you. Dude, I've got like 20 stacks of shit in my house that I haven't even got. 20 stacks of shit? Yeah house. 20 stacks of shit?

You just shit everywhere? It's real bad. You're a pervert. I knew you were a pervert, but Jesus Christ. Is that perverted? Yes. Could you tell me laziness? Lemiscus.

What are you doing with this shit? Just leave me. Anything sexual? No. Okay, never mind. My mind went right to you. Everybody poops, Mike. Did you ever read the book?

No. My mind went right to you. Everybody poops, Mike. Did you ever read the book? Duh. My mind went right to you doing something weird with it. Yeah, the J card on this is bonkers. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a laser cut into like a, what, like a slimy. All kinds of abstract shapes on the front. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a collage of abstract slimes.

It's looking gorgeous. But it's all cut out. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a collage of abstract slimes. It's looking gorgeous. But it's all cut out. Yeah. In his butt. And the ultraviolet light on like the back tab is... Looks like it was cut in there like by Freddy Krueger

or something. No, I'm not. But he like really took his time because it's... No, I'm not. Pretty neat. You know what Freddy's... Attacking consumerism.

Yeah, you want to play these then? Lee Noble, the hell of you. I'm going to order that right while we're playing it. Hold on, this is the first ever Tabs Out on-air order. Where can I get it from? It's on the New Kings Bank Camp. Lee Noble.bankcamp.com

Where can you get what from? Who's this? Where can you get what from? I thought I'd like you to introduce some new foods. What can you get what from? Who's this? What can you get what from? When you're hungry, boy? I'd like you to introduce some new foods. Oh, speaking of foods, real quick, SnackData. SnackData.com. I'm looking at corndog, right?

Here's what they do. It's corndog flavor, savory and sweet. You can click on those and see other things in those flavor categories. Cuisine American, C Fun and Southern U.S. And the taste is described as corn dog tastes good and is extremely fun to eat. The sweet and crispy exterior pairs wonderfully with the

inexpensive frank interior. It's commonly served with regular yellow mustard and not the kind of mustard that's filled with seeds, sand, and other non-edible objects. Snack date is really funny. What were we talking about? Oh, I'll order this tape.

How do I get it now? Lee Noble? Yeah. Okay, I'm there. Let's see if it's available. Buy cassette $7.50. Send as gift. I can't believe no one sent it to me as a gift yet.

Maybe I should just wait for that. Okay, let's do this. Lee Noble and... Is sprinkles a snack? Just sprinkles? Yeah, you can have sprinkles for a snack. Dessert's fun. It is a fun dessert.

All right, and then piss kills mold. Let's do this. Oh, my dear. I love you. You opened up the seven-legged, wounded wretch You are satisfied I have been a martyr for the kingdom Not the real love I can't get no magic In my head I'm afraid I'm afraid And what is making us Each in our own I'm sorry. I stand still and see you I saw you

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Yeah, definitely piss on it. 100% piss on it. You should have been pissing on it for months now. Yeah. Probably. Yeah, man. Come on. Wake up.

You might need to wake up. All right. You ready to end this whole thing out? Yes. Episode. Who are we sponsored by? Snack Data? Synthro Tech?

Who else? Let's wrap this whole thing up. Put a nice little bow on it. Oh my God. Dave, what happened? Did you look at LLC data? No. You still talking about this guy's websites?

Yeah. The Snack Data guy? Hell of a website guy. Now that's somebody who knows how to make a meme. That's a good memer. Dave, let's end. Jesus Christ. This is so crazy.

All right. You ready to do this? Yeah, yeah. You need to take a break? No, no. Or do you want to do the right. You ready to do this? Yeah. Yeah. You need to take a break? No, no. Or do you want to do the podcast? I want to do the podcast.

Real quick and we'll end it up. Let's do the podcast real quick. You ready to take this out? Yep. I feel like I want to hear the no, no. I feel like you should go first and then I'll go. Oh, you want me to go first? Yeah.

Where is my tape so I can look at it? Or do you want to play Planet Rock Stapler? Planet Rock Stapler. Yeah, Planet Rock Stapler. So you go first. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, Planet Beat Stapler. All right, you go.

That's Planet, huh? Yeah. Who would have thought? Love you. Where is my tape? Love you. I don't know. Well, that's important. It's very important. Where is it? Is it don't know. That's important.

It's very important. Is it on top of the tape deck? You were just holding it and showing it to me. Not five minutes ago. I remember it now. I love this stack of CDs behind you just tilting all the way down. It is underneath.

You are so dumb. How did that happen? I have no idea. I don't know where the actual tape is, but I found the... Dave. The Norelco. Oh, the tape's down there, too. All right.

I'll reach out and get it in a minute. Jesus Christ. So I'm going to play this Blotch Outs tape. Slop the hogs. I like that it's... Is that like a play on Blackout? The Blackouts? Blotch Out?

It's not the Blackouts. It's the Blotch Outs. We're just going to Blotch Out. Yeah, I guess so. Like, it's real spotty. Everything's real spotty. I want to know what to slop. What is he doing?

I'm getting my tape. Are you okay? No, I'm falling apart. Mike, you got an oily chair here. I want to know what slop the hogs means. Slop them like you feed them. Yeah. Oh, that's like the slop the monk.

Slop the monk. That's all. But it's hogs. I think, I don't know if that's like the slop the monkey. Slop the monkey. That's all, but it's hogs. I don't know. Is it slop the monkey? Crasslips is the name of the label that put this out. Let me see this here. Where did you put it? Crasslips. That's a little bunny. The cover, you got

a little blue bunny. It's like on a craft stock or something. Oh, I like this tape. Look at that. They have scotch tape over the tabs. Oh, I like this tape. Look at that. They have scotch tape over the tabs. Yeah, so you don't accidentally record over it. No, so you do record over it. Oh, that's right.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You fucked that up? You fucked up tabs out? Jesus Christ, Mike. Come on, Dave. I'm just playing with you. Dave, these were all jokes, Dave.

Crass lips. Dave, hold on. These are all jokes, Dave. From Miami, Florida. Dave, we're very funny. We are very funny. Dave, we're very funny. These are all jokes, Dave. Too scary. I like this little blue bunny

surrounded by a bunch of pink, like, what is it here? I see a cassette tape. I see a sock. I see a wrench. I see some goop. I see a sock. I see a wrench. I see some goop. This is very nice. Slop the hole. It looks like a grunge tape, Dave.

Is this a grunge tape? This Grave Moss wave tape looks familiar. Did we play that before? What tape is it? Grave Moss, Moss wave. Come look at this cover, Haley. Tell me if it looks familiar. You want me to come?

Get up. Come on. All the way over here. You shitting familiar. You want me to cover it? Get up. Come on. All the way over here. You shitting me? You want me to come all the way over there? Are you pulling my shit? This is where he does all his positive shits around his house. Hold on. Here I come. Ian, I'm coming right by you.

Right by Ian's mic. I haven't done that before. Doesn't that look familiar? I don't know. I'm not sure. You know what? I don't know Okay I'm not sure You know what it doesn't It doesn't look familiar

I've never seen it before No Okay Dave haven't had the pleasure Haven't had the pleasure boys I swear we played that That's an older one They got a lot of stuff out

Archival How many do they have out Dave? Three I'm looking at like Three Forty They got a lot of stuff out. Archival. How many do they have out, Dave? I'm looking at like 16 to 40. That was an ironic post. 16 to 42. 43. 48. Something like that.

That's a big Masonic number. All right, so you're going to play that. You're going to play Blotch Outs. Blotch Outs. And then I'm going to end it all up. Where'd it go? Oh, with this. This tape came in the mail the other day.

And I was really struck by the artwork. I love the artwork. And I gave it a listen. And I thought, this tape is like a goddamn popsicle. Banal animal, I guess you say? It's banal animal. How would you say that? I gotta see it. Love you. How would you say that? I gotta see it.

Love you. How would you say that? Yeah, banal animal. Is that not... You would say it like that, right? It's missing some... Yeah, it's missing some letters. Some letters of animal, but...

But you know what's going on. It's got all the important ones. Yeah, banal animal. Missentropics is the name of the tape. A little play on words there. On Lake Paradise. I don't know, really... This looks psychedelic. is the name of the tape. A little play on words there. On Lake Paradise. I don't know, really.

This looks psychedelic. I know that Banal Animal and the label, Lake Paradise, are both from Chicago. But I don't know too much about it. This label put out, remember that Dan Higgs, Michael Zerang split? Yes. Yeah, they put out that. Oh, okay.

And they put out a Baby Birds Don't Drink Milk tape, a bunch of awesome stuff. Yes. Yeah, they put out that. Oh, okay. And they put out like a baby birds don't drink milk tape, a bunch of awesome stuff. Nice. It's a well-versed label of like a very, yeah, it really gets you where you want to get gotten. You know what I mean? It's a good one. You know, they're kind of like.

Attacking consumerism. I like the little rats on there. You boys hungry? Oh, man. Pizza's back. Is that medium or large? I'm a pan pizza. I'm a deep dish.

I think you need reverb, too. Chicago style deep dish. You boys playing some Chicago music? You want to eat a Chicago pizza? Here I am. Come get it. Come get it. Come on. Say you want to Come get it. Come on.

It's a human. Get over here and get a slice. Come on. You what? I know you want that end piece with the two crust on it. No, I'm not. You like the piece with the crust on two sides. No, I'm not.

You're a crusty boy. I can tell looking at you from here, you're a crusty boy. You like the two crust side. Me, I'm more of a middle slice man. I don't like no crust. Quit being so easily offended. That was an ironic post. Yeah, okay.

So you're being tired, but me neither. I'm just checking. I'm trying to see who did the art for this. But I haven't found it yet. Oh, this is a thick ass stock too. Damn, this is nice. There's Grady on the outside with his awesome artwork. I love how this skull in the back, this skeleton.

Oh, wait, never mind. I'm a tomato pie. I'm a tomato pie. I got no cheese. I got no cheese. I'm all sauce It's okay Tomato Pie you're still good

I mean you're not really a pizza I ain't got no cheese Yeah but you got other things going for you I ain't got no sauce It's right out of the can too It's not even homemade It's not homemade sauce Well that's another story. It's not even homemade sauce or nothing good.

Well, that's another story if it's not homemade sauce. Okay, it's fried goo. I just want the bread with the fried goo, basically. Why did you say you were tomato pie? That's what they told me. I like tomato pie. That's what who told you? The pizza man. The pizza man told you this? He told me I want tomato pie. I want to be a pizza.

Wait, who made you tomato pie? Well, I'm not even going to call you tomato pie. Why does my voice have a little bit of it on it? Bread! Wonder bread with marinara on it, right? Right. Who made it? Did the pizza man make you? It's sugary.

Mary, you brought me here. I know who you are, baby. All right. All right. All right. Blotch out. Banal animal. Banal animal. On Crest Lips and Lake Paradise.

Tabs Alcocet Podcast, episode number 113. Thanks for listening. Thanks to Large Pizza, Small Pizza, Medium Pizza, Chicago Style, Deep Dish, and... I'm getting there. I'm getting there. A piece of Wonder Bread with Ragu on it.

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