Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #114 | 11.5.17

Episode Date: November 5, 2017

Skip Club Orchestra, Inner Travels, Modus Pony, Steve Roach, Toiret Status, Odd Person, Zod1ac, Ohal, List of Moths, Joe Mygan, Trappis, and Matthias Urban.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. It's a good label, too. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette.

They're like, no. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Tabs out.

Cassette podcast episode number... 114. 114. I knew it this time, and I was going to say it I'm Mike, I'm Dave and ladies and gentlemen sitting in the third chair don't say it, I see you leaning towards the mic don't even speak

it's been a while since he's been here I'm going to sit on your lap ladies and gentlemen the third man, he's back two three he's been gone for a while three and now we are back ladies and gentlemen joe b hi how are you doing man where you been how you doing it's been a while.

It's been an extended length of time since you've been here. No problem. Yeah. Ian Franklin's been sitting here. I know. I'm sorry I haven't been here. Frankly, October was really busy. The beekeeper.

Ooh. Yeah. No, I know. I've been camping outside your house still. October was really busy. I don't even know if I really remember how to do this. What do I do? Oh, I knew... Talk into the mic. Talk into the mic. I don't even know if I really remember how to do this. What do I do? Oh, I knew.

Talking on the bike. Talking on the mic. Dave, I told you he got, what's the disease when a coconut falls on your head? Bloopers. He's got bloopers again.

He's got amnesia. Do you remember who you are? Huh? Three. No, I'm glad you're back, Toby. Two. Two.

Slow down. Two. Too scared. Coming out the gates hard all right for those of the first time you listen to the show darn i'm gonna explain to you and joe be at the same time we're gonna play we're gonna play some tapes man sounds fun it's gonna be so much fun we're gonna i use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection. We're going to have a good time. We're going to play some tapes. And we're going to just jib jab. Jib jab like the video, like the gifs with the heads.

Oh, my God! You want to go? Joe. I'm down. Oh, there's something else you don't know. Oh, I don't know. And not because you're dumb. Because you haven't been here.

No matter what anyone says, Joe, you're not dumb. Dave's pretty dumb. My mom is right. Dave's pretty dumb. Your mom is right. We're each going to pick a tape and then we're going to play all three. That's what he said.

Oh, I see what you're saying. That's what I said. Three, two, three. I was going to put that one on mine. That was loud. Turn that one down. All right, Joe B., what tape you got? What tape are you going to play? I want to mention one other thing.

All right. Tape giveaway. We're going to do tape giveaways every show. Oh, that's a good idea. Can you believe it? So what you're going to do, Dave will give, or somebody will give the phrase that pays later on in the app. Wait, just a one tape or like a mystery bag?

No, no, like a box. A box, yeah. Like a gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10 plus, or what are we talking? Oh, we're talking at least oh boy 3

33 at least I'm in a maze of temple what do we do now you pick a tape and you just play it you know what you're doing man you can do this I have faith in you if Dave wasn't here for save it if Dave wasn't here for... Save it.

If Dave wasn't here for a few episodes, I would say he literally forgot and I would have to train him like someone who got in a car accident and had to be trained to walk again. I'm going to play this Skip Club Orchestra tape, Groove 3, it's called. It's very

deceiving, though. Who do you think the project is just looking at the spine oh i thought it was skip club orchestra it is skip but usually it's all to the left is the is the artist's name yes without yeah i'm saying with no with no context or pretext exactly yeah i would think that groove three was the project but if it's between groove three and skip club orchestra i'm gonna assume that that Groove 3 was the project. I believe you. But if it's between Groove 3 and Skip Club Orchestra, I'm going to assume that Skip Club... Skip Club Orchestra is the project.

And then what's this song? Outlines label? I like this label a lot. They're from Poland, I believe. Poland! Wait a minute. Jesus Christ. What do you guys have?

Oh, wait a minute. I know. You know. No, but I'm just... For the love of God! Thank you very much. Thank you. I'm just kidding. For the love of God! Thank you very much. Thank you. I'm just kidding now that all their tapes are called

like group one, group two, group three. Do you have any other ones handy? Handy? No. Not handy. Not handy. Unhandy. Unhandy. I got, you know what? One of those kids I can tell right now

flushed the dang toilet, and I can hear that the thing's stuck because I hear the water running. I told you you don't beat them they we've talked to the rod we talked to so happy have you back no problem we how would you describe the design for these they all look like minimalist with shapes and lines

some solid black shapes some thin lines geometric and I believe they're all black and white except for one that just came out I think has a splash of color but this isn't white necessarily the paper no the paper is not true white no you're so funny Dave did you draw this necessarily the paper. No, the paper's not true white, you know. No!

You're so funny, Dave. Did you draw this? Did you draw this? Um. But yeah, I really like the aesthetic. It is tastefully decorated. It is? Okay. Do we know anything about Skip Clip Orchestra? No. No, you don't know anything? I don't know anything. I know I have

something here, but I think I closed it. I should have left it open. All right, Dave, then what are you going to do? I'm going to look up something about that while you tell me what you're going to do. What do we do now? Oh, I'm going to go after that? Yeah, why not? Oh, I guess that running water is really getting to me.

Yeah, you got to. Welp, I've seen enough. Why don't we do this Inner Travels tape? Guys, you've got gotta see this tape. Sea of Leaves. Let me see that. You love this label. Oh yeah, Inner Islands. Let me see it. Pass that over.

Look at this. Look at this, Joby. I feel very calm right now. You're always very calm. Evening landscape above the trees. No, you're one of the calmest people to go. Evening landscape high above the trees. Most of the time. 99% of the time.

But then 1% of the time. I was going to say, you know what's a treat, Dave? Do you know what is a treat? A treat is to see Joby explode. You would not like him when he is angry. I think Dave has caught a taste of that

once or twice. I don't think I've ever seen J he is angry. I think Dave might have caught a taste of that once or twice. I don't think I've ever seen Joe be really angry before. I was mad that one time Mike didn't order the pizza. Oh yeah, you were definitely mad then. Too scary. Way too scary. I've seen it worse though.

So yeah, I'll do this. Most of them are pretty good. Joe B is the calmest person I know. We can talk about that a lot. So who is this? S. Targo, is that his name? S. Targo. You ever eat S. Targo?

I don't like it. You don't like the texture. I'm not rich enough. I don't like caviar. Now, Joe B, let me ask you a question. You're Joe B. You go by Joe B, just the initial b yeah but to have s then then the last name out well how do you feel about that oh oh so the first this

is just stuff joe b likes yeah abbreviating your first name to the letter but keeping the last name you have 30 and 30 seconds like m barker yeah you have 30 seconds. Like M. Barker? Yeah, you have 30 seconds. No, I don't like it. You didn't even need it. No, don't like it. We need to punch up some of the stuff from the last episode. We wondered if Joe B. would like or not. Oh, yeah, Joe B. Oh, I have that tape still here.

We can ask him about it. We'll ask him why you play that. But not right now. He's going to show it to me now. What tape are you playing? Well, listeners might want to know. Yeah, listeners might want to know. You got it?

It's in your bag? I'm going to go with this Modus Pony tape. Modus Pony. Modus Pony. And it's spelled... That water running is really getting to me. The S and the Y in Modus and Pony are capitalized. But all the other letters, baby, they're lowercase.

As low as you can go. This is a tape called Phonogenic Ouch. Sounds fun. Yeah, on Strategic Tape Reserve. Tape Reserve. this is a tape called Phonogenic Ouch sounds fun on Strategic Tape Reserve and it came out in an edition of 25, 25 small little copies only 25? yeah man, Matt Ackerman from

Hawthorne, California where do you think that is? where would I guess? Near Long Beach probably near Long Beach probably near Long Beach. Probably near Long Beach. I love I just love the name photogenic ouch and then there's him on the cover.

He got hurt. He got hurt. Neck brace on. I was looking for something about this project on the internet. Is that a Zambie? No, he doesn't want your brains to grow up. Actually, it might be a Zambie. Are you serious? Too scary. Too scary. Too rough.

Too new. Slow down. Too spooky. See, when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions. I saw something on the Google came up, an article on Huffington Post about this person. Oh, really?

What about it? About their music? Yeah. I thought that was kind of weird. I didn't know Huffington Post about this person. Oh, really? What about it? About their music? Yeah. Oh. I thought that was kind of weird. I didn't know HuffPo wrote about that. I thought they were just shilling for Hillary. Is that what the cool people call it, HuffPo?

I thought that's what they were doing. HuffPo, huh? HuffPo, right? So, Joby, call back to last episode. We played this Mega Breath tape, right? We're doing this now. Mega Breath. Yeah, we're doing this now.

And so, you know. So, that looks cool. Hold on. While you do this, I got to go get... Yeah, turn that water off. It's really... Now it's just... You got to jiggle the handle.

So this tape came out on Field Hymns, right? I think I saw that on Instagram. Yeah, it looks like an old blank cassette tape. Yeah, like you get at the record store a 90 minute that you're going to go make a mix at home. So we were trying to decide, you don't like when people write

handwritten stuff. Handwritten stuff. But you like handwritten stuff that is copied onto the artwork. Yeah, if that's printed. Yes, yes.

Well, what do you think about this? Let me see. We're still doing this, huh? This is a twist. This is a twist? This is a third. This is a third classic.

This is a third option. Guys, you gotta see this tape. Do you and your college friends enjoy underground video and audio tapes? Like it's a mixtape and it's the Blade Runner 2. I like that. It was a good movie. But it's a font. But it's a font, huh?

Oh, are all the S's the same? Yeah. Yeah, they are. All the letters. All right. No, I like it. What? What?

Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't think he's really Joe B. No, because it's a font. Hold on. Do you like mashed potatoes? I started to like them. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Started to like them. I can't believe it. I feel like I'm in... I feel like I'm in Strange Thing. I feel like I'm in Netflix's original Strange Thing. I'm in the Upside Down. You're in the Upside Down?

It's a big one, boy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Is that how they say it? It's like the German... This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friend. The Upside Donk. The Upside Donk. All right, so what are we playing here?

Joby, you're playing that Skip Orchestra tape, right? Skip Orchestra. Tetsuya Masaki. Person started making music in 1995. Started this project in 2002 and then into what is it? Inner Travels, Sea of Leaves

well if it's a sea of leaves then it's not really a sea right? it's just a leaf pile it's just a lot of leaves let's just call that a lot of leaves maybe on different planets there's leaves that are seas I don't subscribe to your liberal bullshit about other planets.

That's what he said. That came out in the edition of 100. That's obviously what our position is. Play that one more time. I want to digest that. That's what he said. That's obviously what our position is. Slow it down. Slow it down a little bit.

That's what he said. That's what I said. Slow it down. Slow it down a little bit. All right, then. Modus Pony, Photogenic Ouch, Strategic Tape Reserve. Let's check them out and see if they work. Do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so so Thank you. so so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe Yeah, maybe yeah, that's yeah, maybe yeah, that's yeah, maybe yeah, that's yeah Maybe yeah, that's yeah Maybe yeah, that's yeah, maybe yeah, that's yeah yeah Thank you. That's amazing, yeah, that's, yeah, that's amazing, yeah, that's, yeah, that's amazing, yeah, that's, yeah, that's amazing, yeah, that's, yes, yeah.

Well, how's the tour going? Oh, it's going to be great. Yeah. Great, great, great. guitar solo guitar solo I'm going to go to bed. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Spilling Man with Chumag Thank you. Nope. Tabs out. You got no bottles down there? No, no, no, Dave. We already started.

We already did that. I'm Dave. No, we already did that. Love you. Joe's here. So, Joee are you getting it now do you understand now do you understand no but do we do now but do you understand we do now darn it we just played tapes it's specifically skip or i think i get it oh no who is this is this tomato pie no who is no i Is this tomato pie? No. Who is this? No. I just want to say, are you boys hungry?

I am hungry. I've been snacking all day. You want to eat some pizza? Come on. I'm a large ass pizza. I'm a large ass pizza. You hungry? I can't sit. I can't eat what he's saying.

Cut the song out. I can't even understand what he's saying. Isn't this the last hour? We got another hour to do that's how we're almost finished alright who's here now is pizza here or is Dave here it's my turn okay two

three so now what we played skip orchestra group three on the outlines label inner travel seal leaves on inner islands modus pony phonogenic ouch ouch on strategic tape reserve too scary too rough now now dave's gonna go what do we do now i have the same conversations with my son now listen clam it up

Dave's gonna go now alright and then I'm gonna go because clams are tight clam it up because clams are tight clams their mouths are closed

yes most of the time slow down most of the time alright alright boys what sometimes they open them

that weird tongue thing comes out do you and your college friends enjoy underground video and audio tapes alright what do you got, Dave? It's treat time. Oh, it's treat time.

No, no, no, no, no. It's treat time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Treat time. Treat time. It's treat time. Hold on. The Bunchy Boy is back.

Little gift. When I was out west. Hold on, I'm going to take a knee. I want you guys to close your eyes we have to close our eyes I peek close right now there let me see if I can control my sound board still too scary okay he's got it don't spill anything on my left okay oh my eyes yeah now look no don't see anything I'm blind wait Can I open my eyes? Yeah, now look. I don't see anything.

I'm blind. Wait. I can open my eyes? You can open your eyes. What do we do now? What is our thing? What is this? It's right here.

What's that thing? What is it? Is that a dinosaur tooth? Is that a shark tooth? What is that? What is that? Is that a fossil? That's a fossil.

Wait, that's... I think it's some sort of tooth. Joe, if I'm looking at mine correctly, I would say what we have on our hands here, my dear boys... Can't eat it. some sort of tooth. Joe, if I'm looking at mine correctly, I would say what we have on our hands here, my dear boys. Can't eat it. Can't eat it. Can't smell it. I think what we have here is a classic fossil.

What is it? Is it a T-Rex? I think I'm going to make a... I'm going to make a no. You're not a doctor. Give your opinion. Give you guys a hint. It's a raptor? I think it's...

I think this is Dave's pecker. It's Jurassic Park, so it's got to be. It's a raptor. They've got the T-Rex. They've got the brontosaurus. What do they got? It's a mosasaurus tooth. A mosasaurus tooth?

Yeah. That's cool. I don't really believe in the dinosaurs, Dave, but this rock is really cool. Dude, where did you get this at? I got it in Utah. Did you find this on the dig? No, no, no. I didn't find it.

He got a virus. Apparently, they're very easily accessible, and you can find fossils everywhere. Oh, wow. But I just got it at a store. This is awesome. A store? I love it. Oh, it's still nice, Dave.

Thank you. Masasaurs, dude. Masasaurs. I don? I love it. Oh, it's still nice, Dave. Thank you. Mosasaurs, dude. Mosasaurs. I don't know what that looks like. It's a reptile. It's an underwater reptile that lived 65 million years ago. Too scary. Too scary.

Too scary. Yeah, like there's that old dummy. 6,000 years, buddy. You might need to wake up. No way, man. Mosas. For the love of God. A fusion.

All right, you ready to go into this? No, I'm looking up this fucking dinosaur. Oh, it's an underwater. You said it's an underwater one. I brought you back a fucking dinosaur, too. Are you ready to get into this? This is like a plesiosaur, huh, Dave? Yeah.

No, no, I think it's cool. I think it's real cool, Dave. This is the coolest gift I ever got, man. Thank you. A carnivorous aquatic lizard. I'm your best friend, so I wouldn't expect no less. Darn it. Not technically a dinosaur, apparently.

Oh, because it is a lizard. Yeah. You didn't get it. They had feathers now, I think. That's what they say. Dinosaurs, birds have feathers. They were purple and they had feathers. Dinosaurs were birds.

Yeah, they all looked like the bird lady from Kids in the Hall. From Kids in the Hall. Yeah, that's what they say now. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Wow, Dave. This is cool. I love it.

Yeah, Dave, thanks. It's really cool. Yeah, show your kids. I'm going to put, yeah, I'm going to show my kid. I'm going to put it on my shelf of knickknacks. No, I'm going to put it

on my shelf of knickknacks. Yeah. Of bric-a-brac. That's what he said. That's what I said. That's obviously what our position is. Put it in the crock pot all

right i use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers man it's impossible to make those transitions they They've been dubbed so often, they're practically worthless. I like that one a lot. They've been dubbed so often, they're practically worthless. Thank you very much. Dave, what are you playing? What do you got? I'm going to play this Steve Roach tape.

Skeleton Keys. Expanded version. Who is this? It sounds like Steve Roach. Steve Roach. From Philly? Not the guy who recorded that. No, not that guy. branded version. Who is this? It sounds like Steve Roach. Steve Roach. From Philly? Not the guy who records that.

Steve Roach is from Arizona. It's hot there. It's dry heat, though. You're going to worry about it out there. I know it's a cliche. I know it's a cliche. Everyone says don't say it, but it is the humidity. It is. It's not the heat.

I actually didn't mean to do that. But seriously, when you get out to Arizona, bring a water with you. All right? So, yeah. Steve Brooks. This dude's been around for like... He's been doing stuff for like 30 or 40 years.

30 or 40 years? Long time. Old timer. Yeah, I think a long time. Old timer. Yeah, does some modular noodles. Oh, what? Really? Yeah, modular synthesizers. Stimplicizers. And you said, I heard the word, Dave.

Stimplicizers? And I'm going to hold you to this because I know you have a good memory and you wouldn't lie to me. You said this was an expanded version. Is that what's going on there? It says Skeleton Keys Expanded. Yep. No problem. So was there an album called Skeleton Keys?

Joe, I wonder if you know this. And then this is another version that's been expanded. Expanded. Yeah. I would assume. Like you would make something. Remastered. Joe, you would agree with me that expanded would mean larger. More.

Like you added some. Yeah. Right. So Dave, what I'm asking you is what is added? I don't know. More minutes, I guess. More minutes.

What? More minutes of content. More content. Yeah. That's what America's about right now. More content. More content. It's a big one, boy.

Yeah. I agree with you, by the way. Yeah, a lot of content. Two things scary off the bat about this tape. We should have played it at Halloween. Roach and Skeleton. And Skeleton. Double scary.

And this came out on Origin Peoples. I don't know that label. Yeah, you do. I do? Yeah, you remember that boogie mixtape we played? You remember that boogie mixtape we played? Hey, you play pool I do? Yeah, you remember that boogie mix tape we played? Remember that boogie mix tape we played? Hey, you play pool? You play pocket pool?

You play pool. Man, you play a little boogie mix? You got your own table? You got French pockets? You boys. You got French pockets? What are French pockets? Hey.

You boys. You want to rack it up? You want to rack up some balls? You want to rack up some balls? Okay, okay. You whack up some balls, I'll just be sitting right over here. You get hungry, you just take a nice big bite of me, I'm all... I'm nice and warm. I got a sausage.

I got a stuff, you like stuff, Chris. I know you boys like stuff, Chris. My, my cross is stuff. My cross is stuff, girl. It's stuff. Do you believe you can buy me? You can buy me. I'm gonna buy you.

I'm gonna buy you. We're gonna have a pizza. We're gonna be a party time, girl. Sounds fun. Large Pizza, how do you keep getting in here? Who keeps letting you in? I know. Listen.

You ain't got to worry about that. You ain't got to worry about us. When you tell me, says I want some pizza, you just come over here and get a nice milk cup. They won't bite them and you're sick of it.

You're sick of cheese right here. Quack. Quack. Quack. All right. What tape are you playing again? Steve Roach. Steve Roach.

Too scary. Because of the skeletons. And I'm going to say third scary, expand it can be scary. Oh, it's too big. Imagine a balloon that you don't stop. Do you know tapes scared of balloons? That's why I said it. All right, what am I going to do?

You know what? I'm just going to do this tape. I have this tape and I'm going to play it. Yes. I'm going to play it, but I just never felt the time that... I don't know if I'll feel comfortable saying the name is what I'm getting at. What I'm getting at is I don't... Will you say it for me, Joe? I feel

comfortable saying it. What is it? Toilet status. Yeah. I just don't feel comfortable saying it. What? Toilet? Why? It's spelled out phonetically. Because I'm Antifa Joe. Nayoi Plunger is the name of the tape on

Nominal Loon. Nominal Loon number 29. Dead. Gummit. And Toyrit's status is Asami Yurashika and i i wanna i wanna shout out to the artwork real quick by neil jackson right or no is the

the project no no no art by neil jackson i got written here now does this cover the effect that's on it it makes it look like it's a bunch of miniatures like for dollhouses what do they call that the little miniature furnitures and stuff on it. It makes it look like it's a bunch of miniatures. Like for dollhouses? What do they call that? The little miniature furnitures and stuff.

Tiny furniture? Tiny furniture. But there's an effect you can put on your phone that makes everything look bigger? It makes everything look small. Zoom out. Tilt swirl or something. Not tilt swirl. Tilt swirl? Tilt swirl? It's not tilt swirl, Dave.

Tilt swirl is a pretty good one, though. You've got to omit, though. That is an effect on the phone. You've got to omit tilt swirl is pretty good. It's a thing that makes the focus. It's like a soft focus, so it makes everything look like it's a model. Yeah. That's what...

I did some modeling in my day. You did some modeling in your day? With soft focus modeling. Soft focus tilt swirl modeling? Exactly. See, I'm confused because the pineapples are bigger than the toilets. I fooled you. And I love how there's that.

Oh, look in the inside, too. Look in the inside. Look in the inside. Look at that picture. That's a good one, too. It's a still life. Did you draw this? It's pretty nice, right?

I like the pool balls. You play pool? You got French pockets? French pockets. How thick's the slate on your table? The thicker the slate, the better the table. This looks... I bet I know exactly how it sounds already.

This is all humor, guys. Let me see. I think you might be right. With what? I can tell what you think. Yeah. So I was at the ShopR right by my work the other day. This does segue into this.

It's about the pineapple. Oh, hold on. Let me get comfortable. And I'm in line. Hold on, Joe. No! Let me get into the... So you're at the store.

Go down! I'm in line. I know you're in line. And I'm staring at the, like... Ooh, what's he staring at? What do they call, like, The front desk of the customer service. And there's a billboard that lists all their services. Okay.

So it's like, I can't even remember. The only one that really sticks out right now, free pineapple coring. What? Is a service that the ShopRite in Brookside offers. They'll do, they'll get the core, they'll put it in there. They will core it right there for you as soon as you buy it for free. Now here's my first thought when I hear that. Why

don't they have some already cored and like wrapped and out in the thing? Well those cost more. Pre-cored cost more. Because you've got to pay the employee to do it. But are they but you don't have to pay them to do it on the spot? No. No. You can it on the spot no no you can have on the loophole you're telling me in our in our form of of um what do you call that way you use our

economy you're telling me in our economy yeah on the spot pineapple coring is cheaper it's cheaper in fact cost no money then then if you did it beforehand. Huh. Mike doesn't get money, Joe. You don't get money. You don't get economics. Yeah, he doesn't get it. You try to do all this political mumbo-dumbo. See, I subscribe to modern monetary theory.

But you just don't get it. You found my one flaw. You ever hear of MMT, Mike? Yeah, MMT is my bank. Actually, MNT. You go to the counter, you give them your money, they give you a lollipop. Maybe a pretzel. Do you have a pineapple core? No.

We don't really get pineapples like that. I get frozen pineapples. You don't get pineapples? You like frozen? Pineapple chunks. I already chunked. Pre-chunked. Now, is pre-chunked a service that you can get for free?

No, it wasn't on the board. Was it an alphabetical order? Money orders was on the board. Like, what I wrote... No, here's what I'm asking. Don't take all the things on the board. Here's what I'm asking. They'll walk the groceries out to your car.

I don't... How do you chunk a pineapple, by the way? It didn't say it like that. You just like... Here's what I'm asking. Throw it? Here's what I'm asking. Here's my main question.

All right. Was the sign written, did it say pineapple coring Or did it say coring Comma pineapple I think it said pineapple coring Okay so pineapple chunking Would be right before it And wasn't on there

What else could go between those though There was a lot of things on the list I'll have to take a picture There was three columns Of services that they offer. Joe B. You should see if they'll do pineapple freezing for you. Huh.

You could get a cord then you could get it chopped. I want frozen chunks. But it's probably cheaper. Frozen chunks. I will whip up a Quicken algorithm for you. You love Quicken. I'm on it every Quicken algorithm for you. You love Quicken. You still use Quicken.

I'm on it every day, buddy. Every day. I got to back it up. Even if I don't make any changes financially, which I'm constantly... Constantly, yeah. The wheeling I'm dealing in the Haley's. Yeah. Like the money is either coming in or going out,

but it's all constantly moving. But something's happening. There's motion. You see what I'm saying? I'm wondering if we can find out the most economical way for you personally to obtain your pineapple the way you want it.

Like if you get it pre... Frozen and then I chunk it myself? The goal is not to do anything to yourself. That sounds hard, Joe. It might be cheaper. It might be cheaper. Okay, then what tape are you going to play?

Me? Yeah. Oh. I'll play this odd person tape. Star Maps from the Flower Temples on analog minimum. Y'all was going to say, this is a new label that August Traeger, who does this project, and that label, Bicephalic? Bicephalic.

This is, I believe, his new label. Yeah. Layout and artwork. Is this his label? Yeah, yeah,ic. This is, I believe, his new label. Yeah. Layout and artwork. This is his label? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're saying. Yeah, I'm saying the whole shebang. The whole thing.

The whole pineapple. He cored it, he chunked it, he froze it. He did a pretty good job. He started this. He used the band-aid. But whatever. Yeah. I like the two dots.

I like the one dot. That's a good project name. Cored Pineapple. Cored Pineapple. But it's C-O-R-D. Chord Pineapple. I could go for a character named Corduroy Pineapple, like an old blues man named Corduroy Pineapple.

Pineapple, comma, Chord, C-O-R-D. He put out three tapes on this label over the summer, and they're all like- That's a good season, too. Yeah, it's all like these covers here, these drawings- They're beautiful. Are all black and white, and they're all like... That's a good season, too. It's all like these covers here, these drawings. They're beautiful. Are all black and white, and they're each individually colored. Oh, really? Oh, that's an OG color, right?

Is that what you're saying? It's probably marker, I believe. Here, take a look. If you look at the... It looks like colored pencil from here. The website. The website. The website. If you go online, if you're... Uncle, if you look at the website... You have any of those? No.

You'll see different ones. Get real close there. Examine it like it's artwork. Did you draw this? Yeah, I think it's like a marker. Yeah. What did I want to say about this tape? I don't know.

I'm looking at my spooky tooth. It's a C38. You just think it's marker, huh? Dave got me. Yeah. You think it's colored pencil still, huh? I think so, yeah. We have to take this to an art historian.

Maybe. In his butt. An art historian. What's inside of it, Dave? What's inside of what? The tooth. Well, it's probably petrified at this point. No, I'm not. Well, duh. Dave, I didn't know that.

No, I'm not. I didn't know that. Alright, here we go. What did we start with? He had a filling. He had a filling. I have to have a root canal. Steve Roach. Skeleton Keys Expanded. Three weeks. Origin Peoples. Followed by a Tord status. Naioi Plunger.

I looked it up. What does Naioi mean? It means wisdom. Wisdom Plunger. Wisdom Plunger. I have a Wis dentist. I'm a sword status. Nioi plunger. I looked it up. What does Nioi mean? It means wisdom. Wisdom plunger. Wisdom plunger. I have a wisdom plunger. And then, odd person. Star maps from the flower temples.

Analog minimum. Would you say we're ready to go? Yes. Sounds fun. Well, let's see if it works. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do you and your college friends enjoy underground video and audio tapes? You want me to be with you? Oh, man, he's back. I can call my friend.

You boss. That was sick. Pizza. I like pizza. Joe, you like pizza? Pizza. I have the same conversations with my son. Well, pizza.

Pizza, I'd like to know, do you like tapes? I love tapes. Do you, man? What's a large pizza's favorite tape? Oh, shit. I'm sweating. You boys got a napkin? I need to have somebody's goody soft food.

It's all pulling up in the middle. Oh, man. What was that? Steve Roach. Skeleton Keys Expanded. Who? Toy Ritz Status. Naoya Plunger. Did we say this yet?

Odd Person Star Maps from the Flower Temples. Right? Did I say all that right? No problem. Good. Joby, now do you got it now? So who? Now you go.

So do you get it now? Do you remember how to do it? I knew you would. This is my favorite day ever. I nailed it. I would say top three favorite days. I would say number one is a tie between the birth of my children and Dave's parents' divorce.

My parents didn't get a divorce. Don't take that away from me. My parents never had a divorce. They were never married? Wait a minute. I'm a bastard. You were born out of... You're a bastard? I had no clue.

I've always felt... That explains why you're so stupid. Wait, is he joking? You're so funny, Dave. I've always felt weird on Dave. He's got to be joking about it. I did know that... We're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

I don't have a high-dose shoe. I would say 9-11, but not that 9-11. Another one. A different one. Though that one, before all the plane stuff, was a beautiful day weather-wise. Before the plane stuff. I think if you look back...

Remember how beautiful that day was? It was a nice day. It was a Tuesday. You were in school. You were in DCAD. DCAD, yeah. Okay. I was working.

You were working that day? Yeah. Beautiful morning. I think if you take all the stuff that happened later on in the day out, it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. It was fine most places. It was...

Yeah. That's the other thing. If you look at a globe... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was... Yeah. That's the other thing. If you look at a globe... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Everywhere was pretty good. Everywhere was pretty great. Yeah, pretty great, so...

Well... Way to put it. I wouldn't say everywhere was pretty great. Well, a lot of places were pretty good. But I would say most people... Most places, physical, geographically speaking, were not affected. Yeah, were not at all.

Emotionally, though. No, I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. So we mentioned at the beginning of the show the free tape giveaway. What do we do now? If you just tweet the hashtag, I wasn't affected by 9-11, we'll send you tapes. And you have to tag us or whatever in it. Well, I don't know.

Okay, now Joe, we're going to skip me. We're going to let you go first again. Wait, they're skipping you? We're skipping me. You go first again. So it's not a system. The system's breaking down. Unless the system is me, Dave, skip, me, Dave, you.

Who's skip? No, skipping you. Wait a minute. Did you guys get a new person? Who, me, Dave, you. Who's Skip? No, skipping you. Wait a minute. Did you guys get a new person? Skip. I fooled you. Okay, I'll go then. That's fine. I'll go. I mean, I'll do whatever. Whatever you want me to do, baby boy. Zodiac with a one for the eye.

Now I want to go. The Zodiac tapes, volume one on bonding. That's like a code like the Zodiac Killer. This is the Zodiac Killer. Who do you think is the Zodiac Killer. This is the Zodiac Killer. Ted Cruz? Do you think it's Ted Cruz? I was going to say I don't know, but I do feel like Ted Cruz. I don't think...

So a third for Ted Cruz then? A third for Ted Cruz. Produced by Joe Moss. So it's official then. Who is this? Joe Moss. Zodiac, but the I. Zodiac, the I is a one. The number.

The number one. The number one. Not the word one. That's number one. The I isn't the, no. The I isn't the word one. So the I is the. Three.

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What font is that? Zip Zap. Dingbats. Is that Dingbats? Yeah. That's an updated Dingbat. Yeah. That's modern Dingbats.

The things they can do with Dingbats today. Dingbats modern. Do you remember on 9-11, there was the whole thing about if you put the... Lotion on the skin. If you put the lotion on the skin. Remind me.

I can't remember. On 9-11, there was the whole thing about putting the lotion on the skin. And then what, Dave? That's how we're almost finished. Alright, you're going to play Zodiac. I'm going to play Zodiac. Okay, then Dave, what are you going to play? Oh, shit. See, I'm still not used to this new system.

It's not that involved. There's no smoking in here. I'm going to play this. This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. Oh, how tape. Oh, how. Oh, how, guys. I love Ohalmi. Oh, how tape. Oh, how? Oh, how guys? I love Ohalmi.

Oh, hi Mark. Ohal. Ohalmi. Ohal. Ohalmi. They've been dubbed so often, they're practically worthless. Soundtrack for scary OSTs.

I guess a film called Canceled Faces. No, I'm not. Original motion picture soundtrack by Ohal. Ohal's a project out of New York City. You guys like that black on one side, white on the other? Yeah.

That Michael Jackson shit? Yeah. Is that what they call those? That's the Jackson tape. I was thinking the song, Black or White. Oh, no, I knew when they morphed. They had morphing technology in that video. It's like an open-faced Oreo cookie.

I really want to bite into it. Do they? Yeah. Have you ever had the birthday cake Oreos? No. Oh, dude, they're really good. I'm usually not a birthday cake flavor fan. Birthday cake, really?

Oh, they're so good. They're so good. What's it got, like sprinkles and stuff in the cream? It tastes like icing on a cupcake that you would get, you know, like pre-made cupcake icing on it. So good. So fucking good.

Sounds good. So yeah, this came out on Styles Upon Styles. I got Styles Upon Styles. I got it. Your favorite styles from a movie. Character named Styles. Go. Teen Wolf.

Me too, Teen Wolf. Is there any others? Is there any others? Is there any others? Three. Weekend at Bernie's, right? Can I see that? Was that a friend's name? Stiles was the black haired guy.

The black haired guy. Who are you talking about? Weekend at Bernie's 2. Weekend at Bernie's 2, the black haired guy. I'm so dumb. Not the blonde guy that always looks with the stupid face. This thing is so stark with the black and white it is very nice covers all very densely it looks like a film noir it does yeah yeah yeah with the white text i love the slanting of the of the text

there humphrey bogart then the inside marlon brando the classics back when movies meant something yeah back when dave when you had to edward g rob when, Dave, when you had to... Edward G. Robinson. You had to act? You had to be a song and dance man. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You had to be a song and dance man, so you're expected to sing and dance. And act. Hold on, let me explain to you why.

Dave, you might not know this, people used to be performers. Entertainment. Look it up. Ever hear of Vaudeville? You know who's got a touch of that? Justin Timberlake. He can play piano. There's a lot JT can do, but there's a lot he can't do.

Always. No, yeah. All right. I don't get his live shows. You don't get his live shows? I tattooed a guy who's in his back up there. Like you try to download him and you can't find him? I can't get his live shows. You don't get his live shows? I tattooed a guy who's in his back up there. Like you try to download him and you can't find him? I can't find him.

I tattooed a guy a couple times who's in his band. Oh, yeah? Yeah. In his entourage? In his entourage, yeah. He's from Delaware. Oh, yeah? No kidding.

That's crazy. What's he do? Yeah, it's pretty cool. What kind of tattoos does he get? Did you draw this? Actually, I have no idea. I don't remember. Huh.

I feel like an angel with clouds. I like the last one. Just angels with clouds all over, huh? Yeah. That can be so meaningful. He plays guitar and he sings. Okay. I mean, I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.

So it's like, because I'm the kind of guy that's like, what if God is just like, I should get a little spiritual up on this one. We're going to get a slice of this pizza. What if God is just like a large pizza? One of us. What if God is just one slice? What if God wants this 100-pound-loss pizza? It's like, what if this-

I know you're ignoring me. One of these nights at about 12 o'clock, it's over, it's gonna be landlocked. It's like... I know you're ignoring me. I'm going to take a shot at you. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

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Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. come here. For the love of God! And then I'm going to go last after that, right? Where? You know what I'm going to play? I'm going to play this tape by... I don't get it. It's so weird. It's like a variety show.

It's like a variety show. He's a song and dance man. That's what I'm saying about Justin Timberlake, Dave. You gotta be a... There was a time when you were... He's not just up there singing a song. He's... It's a whole thing.

There was a time when you were expected... He did his bit as like a bartender. ...to get your hair cut twice a week. Twice. Twice a week you would get your hair cut. That was standard. Okay, because that was a thing you did... You kept it tight.

Before... Okay, before you went out on the streets and showed yourself. That's what I said. That's obviously what our position is. List of Moths is the name of the project. List of Moths. I like that.

You want to look up some moths? Is that like a... What's it called? Where they pin them up? In a box? Some moths are born when they come out of the cocoon or whatever it is. They don't have mouths. Their whole existence is just to breed.

That's crazy. Sounds like me, baby. They just starve to death? Yeah, then they starve to death. You want to hear some names of some moths? Some notable moths? Notable moths. The White Witch Moth.

The Madagascan Sunset Moth. Dave, give me some reverb. Oh, no. Are you about to play Sweet Child of Mine? Death's Head Hawk Moth. Bang it out. The Peppered Moth. The Grease Moth.

The Ornate Moth. Oh, is that Smoke on the Water? Yeah. Spokes on the Waffles. All right, list some moths. What label is this on? It's a brand new label, I believe. I believe this is the first tape on that label.

Play me in, Joe. Turlin. That's the name of it. Turlin. T-U-R-L-I. It's a C25 in addition of 25. Again with the black and white artwork here. Same deal.

Real stark. Real black and white. Nice looking stuff here. I did a good job, boys. No problem. All right, so we ready to do this? What do we do now? Now we play the tapes.

Oh, I'm into it. You're all off because the system changed? The system is different now. I don't get it. Let me tell you. I just don't get it. Act. Act.

Sing. Sing. Song and dance, man. Song and dance. I get it now. Little soft shoe. Okay? Don't be afraid to pop that shirt off.

Maybe do some rat curls on the beach. Do a little cheesecake because you might do some. You boys do cheesecake? You might want to do some cheesecake stuff. I like a thin slice of cheesecake. You like cheesecake? I got cheese. You like cheese pie?

Extra cheese. This extra large pizza is so sweet, he's basically a cheese pie. Yeah, come on. Come on, girl. Come on. Come on, boy. Come on, boy. Can I ask a question before we go into the tapes?

Sounds fun. What are you going to do if no one eats you? I'll eat myself. Oh, is that a threat? no one eats you. I'm crushing. Oh. Is that a threat? I'm getting who that... Who's that supposed to bother? You.

Me. Yeah. That's so gross. Stop doing that. All right. Let's start this off with Zodiac. Let's do this. Go.

Let's see if this works. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. All right. so Thank you. We both know that it's wrong We both know that it's wrong We both know that it's wrong Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Zodiac I I'm sorry I am the Zodiac Killer. I am the Zodiac Killer. I'm the Snowman Killer. You're the Snowman Killer?

Spoiler alert, I'm the Snowman Killer. Sorry for the spoinglers, but I'm the Snowman Killer. The Sun? What'd you say? You're the Sun? No, isn't there a movie called The Snowman? The Snowman Prophecies? The Snowman Prophecies. I'm the Snowman.man? The Snowman Prophecies? The Snowman Prophecies.

I'm good. I'm the Snowman. I am the Snowman Prophecies. The Snowman Prophecies is a character, huh? Yeah. It's a personification. It's the main character in Candyman 3. It's the Snowman Prophecies.

It's an M. Night Shyamalan movie, so that's the twist. Snowman Prophecies was in Jurassic World. It Night Shyamalan movie. So that's the twist. It was in Jurassic World. It's in that world. Yeah, in that universe. No, Jurassic Park 3, Jurassic World. The Snowman Prophecies. I like 2 Jurassic 2 World.

That was my favorite one. 2? Oh, man. What do we play there? I only like sequels. You only like sequels. I only like sequels. You only like sequels. I only like sequels. I thought we were almost finished.

Let me see. What's your favorite Short Circuit? Two. What's the plot of Two? What's your favorite mannequin? Two. I like all the second ones. Okay, what's your... What's your favorite weekend at Bernie's? Terminator 2 is definitely

the top film. What's your favorite Back to the Future? Two. Hold on. I have one. I have one. This is a tough one. What's your favorite child's play? Too scary.

Too scary. I'm actually so pissed I haven't brought it up because I'm not seen Child's Play. Too scary. I don't like Chucky. I'm actually so pissed I haven't brought it up because I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. I'm going to be up all night. I'm going to have to drink so much warm with the chug a whole thing of microwave milk or I'm never going to get to bed.

A microwave milk. Is that to make a curdle faster? Yeah. I have hamster milk down there. I like to microwave a curdle up real Yeah. I have hamster milk down there. I like to microwave it, curdle it up real good. And I do it in a glass jar, so when I take it out, it burns my hands while I'm drinking it.

How much milk do gerbils produce? They must have milked thousands of gerbils. You have a gallon down there? I have like, it's a whole factory farm of gerbils. It's like, I mean, it doesn't take up that much space because they're gerbils. So it's just like a large... It's a whole factory farm of gerbils. I mean, it doesn't take up that much space because they're gerbils. So it's just like a large... It's very sad.

I keep them in tiny little pens. Check it out. We build little mushroom houses all around them. Right? And there's like brightly colored lights in there so it looks like they're having fun. So it's not that bad

but then they are tied down very tightly and just like these well you have to see the suction cups we have to make for their nipples are so small have you ever measured a hamster's nipple? no very small

so it's a tough process and then yeah Dave to answer your question, you want to attach it. It's got to be really hard, right? No, because it's not a lot of suction. You hook all those tubes up to a vacuum cleaner. Mike doesn't manual it.

I milk my own hamsters, Dave. This isn't like... My family's been milking hamsters since three generations. Forty hamsters at once you just use like a bike pump and a reverse osmosis machine you ready to it would be Dave's turn right

no I'm gonna go now you're shocked and chagrined it's a horrible situation I'm gonna go go now. You're shocked and chagrined. It's a horrible situation. I'm going to go now. Before we go, I want to say thank you to a gentleman of the name Duncan Malashok.

Malashok. Milosh? Yeah, he sent us a nice donation. Just wanted to say thank you. Thank you very much. Really, thank you very much. Two. Yeah, thank you very much. Two. Yeah, he gave us two strips of bacon. That's very nice.

He donated the pizza. That's very nice. Duncan, thank you for donating large pizza. Thank you for finding me a home. Sounds fun. You're going to live here now, large pizza? Sure, sure. Aren't you going to get cheese all over the sheets?

No, I'll stay in my box. I'll stay right in my box. I ain't getting out. You're going to jam that shit. You're going to play that guitar all night? I'll play this fucking guitar all night. All right, let's listen. What's your favorite pizza song?

No. Alright, let's listen. What's your favorite pizza song? So you're going. Alias The B-Key. No, not me. No, not me. I'm going to go. What would you like to play? I'm going to play. Alias The B-Key.

I thought you had one with my name. I have a tape here I'm going to go out on by an artist. By the name. I'm trying to pull this list of notes I got here up. Isn't this the last hour? We got another hour to do? No, just three more tapes. Hang in there.

I thought we were almost finished. We are. Joe, do you like the new format? See, when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions. What do you think about this new format joe what what do you think about the what do you think about the way we do this now the three tapes in a row no problem come on what do we do now guys you gotta see this tape. Joe Migen, Hidden Features cassette on a label called Moon Villain.

Well, I don't know. Come on, man. I love the spine on this. It has, like, it says the name Joe. Oh, and then the... Joe Migen, M-Y-G-A-N. For the love of God! And then just the outline characters over it

that says hidden features. That's very nice. It's very nice. Did you draw this? If you look at it from the distance, it's Joe Megan. Bring it closer. Bring it closer.

I can't even see. That's really good. It's like a little trick. It's a magic eye. I fooled you. It's like a it's like a little trick it's a magic guy i fooled you who's like a uh van gogh it's like a van it's like a one of them van guys or whatever what's the one word that does the point of Jackson Pollock Marigio uh the from the renaissance Michelangelo i love the renaissance what's your favorite period cubanism cubanism What's your favorite period? Cubanism.

Cubanism. What's your favorite period, Joe? I don't know what my favorite period is. I like accelerated Cubanism. Accelerated Cubanism is my favorite art period. Accelerated Cubanism? Yeah, by far. And I've studied all of them. You know what this artwork kind of reminds me of?

I'm more of a finger painting man myself. Finger painting man? Oh, the artworks of Louis Fingor? Oh'm more of a finger painting man myself. Finger painting man? Oh, the artworks of Louis Fingor? Oh yeah. Yeah, I love Fingor painting. I love his paintings. The textures. The textures of the nipples

were always, I found to be... Just thinking about them. This artwork... Art is so dumb. Yeah. I should say before I start talking about the cover, I agree with you, Dave. about him. This artwork Art is so dumb. Art is so yeah. I do want to I should say before I start

talking about the cover I agree with you Dave like on like on like the real art is really dumb. Oh art's real stupid. Art is stupid.

Art is stupid. Art. You got French pockets? The the cover art and this reminds me do you remember that M. Sage tape

on Orange Milk? The woman with the pearl earring. The girl with the dragon tattoo. Who gives a fuck? About the paintings and stuff? Yeah. And you know what else? You know what really gets me?

Because paintings are one thing. Paintings are stupid. Sculptures. It's like, what? What about statues? Those ones are pretty good. You just made a rock person? What about statues?

You're trying to erase history, aren't you? You want to erase history. I've already forgotten it. You're a Nazi scumbag. I'm an Antifa. Which is close. It's a liberal Nazi. That's the far left. I've heard about that. you guys are real scary uh this joe meigen character who is he i don't know what does his daddy do what

it's not a cop who's your daddy and what does he do i love terminator 2 which do you know they're making oh dave do you know they're making a sequel to kindergarten cop i heard that's not true is john call vendam no with um fuck didn't they already make it who's the other guy who's I heard that, but that's not true. Was Jean-Claude Van Damme? No, with... Fuck. Didn't they already make it? Who's the other guy? Who was the guy from Rocky? It's a sequel. No, not Apollo Creed.

It's a sequel to Kindergarten Cop, which is a sequel to Terminator 2. Wait, I have a question for you, Dave. How do you feel about reboots? I don't like reboots. What about soft reboots? What's a soft reboot? Your mom said that.

You ever heard of a soft reboot before? No. Like, you could kind of say that The Force Awakens was a soft reboot for Star Wars. Because it's pretty much the same plot as the first movie. And it's kind of like a reintroduction of some characters. Oh, Joe, I'm getting a soft reboot in my pants listening to this. There is a kindergarten top.

I really don't care. There already is a kindergarten top, too, with Dolph Lundgren. That's who it is. He was in Rocky, right? He was. Yeah, he was the Russian guy. Back then, you had to be able to lift weights. You had to have a rock and bod, and you had to be chiseled.

Jack. You ever push a log up a hill in the snow? You had to push a log up the hill? You know what? You had to push a tire. Joe and you had to push a log up the hill you know you had to push a tire joe you push a tire dave not bill bellamy is also in it not like roll and over m and exactly that's my favorite move i use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection. Late. End over end. End over end. Remember that scene in that movie? End over end.

Reckoning for a dream. It's all the rich guys. They got all the money in their hands. Joe, I know. I know the scene. You know what to say. End over end. All right.

It's gross. Your favorite, though. A track on a yeetlemiter. Yeetlemiter. Let me see the cover. There was a compilation that Label put out in 2014, and this Joe Migen character had a track under the name Huff Daddy. I like that.

I think they're from... Huff Daddy. Yeah. I get it. P. Diddy. P. Diddy. Sean Puffy Combs. Sean Puffy Combs.

What was his clothing line called? I don't know. I think it was like... You know what it was? Umbro. Umbro. He did Umbro. Tommy Hilfinger.

He was Umbro. Tommy Hilfinger. Tommy Hilfinger. It was Tommy Hilfinger. All right. And then what are you going to play, Joby? I am going to play... What do we do now?

I'm going to play a track from this Partials Volume 1 compilation on a frequency domain I have the same conversations with my son It's a frequency domain compilation Guys, you gotta see this tape It's in one of those tinted Norelcos

I really like it because the J card's gray. No, I'm not. It is. No, I'm not. But when you put it in here, it looks green. That was an ironic post. It's an illusion. We're being so easily offended.

No smoking in here. Let me say it. I'm going to play the first track on Saturday, Trappist. Trappist. Yeah, I was looking over the... Because I could have swore we played this tape before, but maybe I just listened to it a bunch. Yeah, maybe you just checked it out.

The shell design is sick. It's a good mix of dancey tracks. I like to dance. And drone tracks. Oh, give me a dance track. Give me a beat. Give me a beat. give me a dance track so Trappist off the yeah Yeah, this is a fucking... It fucks with your eyeballs, man.

It does mess with your eyeballs. This really messes with your eyeballs. We got a lot of eyeball stuff going on right now. You guys smoked a little marijuana. Look at this. Watch out, brother. You're going to look at that and you're going to say,

oh, brother. Oh, boy, oh, boy. All right, Davey. Yes. Dumbass Davey. We called him on the ball courts back in the day. Matthias Urban. What are you going to take us out with tonight?

Dinzoo Artifacts tape call Matthias Urban. Who's that? That's Keith Urban's brother, right? Yeah. Matthias? Black sheep of the family. We've been getting a lot of Dinzoo Artifacts stuff in the mailbag. Yeah.

Well, he sends us all of. Yeah. I wouldn't know. Los Angeles, California label. I wouldn't know. You've been taking it all. Yeah, man. He does some good stuff. Oh, the big city. I really like the... You have to really hit that. W-A-N-B-C.

Yeah, really. W-A-N-B-C. Got it. He nailed it again. I really like Denzu Artifacts, their template. No, I'm not. Let me see. Their J-card template. It's very nice. You count that as a pro.

Oh, it's classy. This little symbol. Yeah. Symbol on the back. Clear, uh... Who's that? Clear label. Clear shells.

Yeah. Black and white, uh, with the, like, what's that called? Spools. Black spools. Guys, you gotta see this tape. Joe doesn't know what a spool is. What a dummy. Dave, maybe you're not the dumbest person I know.

Produced without the use of synthesizers or DSP. No thank you, synthesizers. Or DSP. Speaking of synthesizers, you guys ever listen to that Stranger Things soundtrack? I love it. If you like synthesizers, do you hear the OST, Dave? The OST?

I love OST. Do you hear the ST-OST? OST is my favorite project. The ST-OST. If you like, if you like Stinky Sizers, I'm telling you, you're going to get a virus from it.

Wait just a minute. I just, hold on. Listen, hold on, gumshoe. Tape recorders. Tape recorders. Tape recorders. Walkman.

Walkman. Tenor sax. Drums. Tin or sax? Tenor sax. Tin or sax. No, tenor. Tin or sax.

Like the three tenors? I love the three tenors. Giorgio Moroder. Drums, cymbals, contact mics, various vintage ferromagnetic devices okay meta somatos dsp by matthias urban too scary i thought he said this was made without the use of dsp you've got to be kidding me i blacked out what it. What happened? What's the problem? What's the issue? First he says, first you say no DSP. Now you say DSP.

No one's going to get that one, Joe. No, it'll catch on. What's your problem here? First he says no DSP. Uh-huh. Then he says DSP. Too rough. Yeah.

This is like Crooked Hillary all over again. Oh, my God. Not all over again. First she says, no, Iran. It's still going on. It's still going on. Uranium One. I want everyone, don't put it in your search engines,

because they've all been corrupted. They've all got the DNC bug all over it. What are you playing? Give me this tape. What's it got, a rock on the cover? Who's playing this one? I couldn't make heads or tails of it, too. Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's just a texture.

I'll take this out. This looks beautiful. Didn't you? It's one of those labels where you really... That's what I love the most. Yeah. 17. That's cool. I didn't see that. Oh, it's on all of them. Just 17? Well, here's the thing. They use different Masonic numbers for every release.

No smoking in here. Every release gets its own Masonic number. Alright. We read it out. Well, we're going to take it all home tonight, Joe. That's it? 11-14. I know, right? It's actually only 10-14.

I've fallen back Obama once you put your clunks back God damn Obama I'll tell you even the shadow government Wait when did they do that? I thought that wasn't until after midnight That's obviously what our position is What time did they do it?

One more time but slower It goes back at like 2 o'clock in the morning So not yet So it's still 11 then. But still, you know what I mean. It's 11, but you know, it might as well be 10. You know what he means. It might as well be 10.

Joe. Hey. That's what he said. Joey. That's what I said. That's obviously what our position is. Play that again. It sounds like Fred Flintstone at the very end.

Yabba-dabba-doo. Yabba-dabba-dop very end i love plopadopolis plopadopolis is my favorite one you know what i call popadopolis i call him plopadopolis but then i call him plop for short that's what he said that's what he said that's what he said that's what he said that's what he said that's what i said that's that what is that part right there that's what he said that's what I said that's obviously what the there's that one chunk I'm just not getting it's like when you bite into something and something's gone sour and she can't place where should we just start over you want to start yeah let's just start over we're almost finished play the theme song day let's go into it i can't see when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers man all right well let's finish

this out joe meigen hidden features from moon villain trappist uh off of the partials volume one comp on frequency domain uh it's an edition 75 75. And then end it with Keith Urban's brother, Matthews Urban. No problem. The Galvanic Twitch on Dinju Artifacts. Dinju number 17. Joe, it's good to have you back. Dave, good at it, man. You did good.

Thank you. Oh, hi, Mark. Love you. They've been dubbed so often, they're practically worthless. I'm ready to die. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, shit. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so I don't know. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. so I'm sorry. Thank you. so so so uh Hmm. I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you.. .