Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #115 | 11.19.17

Episode Date: November 19, 2017

Brett Naucke, Moth Cock, Phanm Slug, Imbue, Spore Spawn, Cereal Banter, Eaton Flowers, M. Walter, Burn Cycle, Dee Grinski, Hasufel, var Self, Andrew Weathers and Peter J. Woods, and Jadapod.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's.

We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. I play the goddamn tape. I play the goddamn tape. Lordy. I hope there are tapes. Tabs out.

Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. Episode number 115. No, that's not right. Hold on. Episode number 115. No, that's not right. Is it 115?

115. I got it. I'm Mike. I'm Joe. I'm Dave. No, those are all true. We're proper heroes. Oh, coming at you for another episode.

In case you're just joining us for the first time, we're going to play some cassette tapes. Ooh. Right? Sounds good. You think that's right? You going to do that too? I want to do it.

Let's do it. Yay. And then we have to give away another 69 tapes. What? We have 69 more tapes to give away. That's exciting. And we have to figure out a way to give those away. We're going to have to come up with something.

We're going to have to all put our brains together and finally solve this problem. Like a puzzle? It's kind of like a puzzle like those clowns in Washington tried to do. Swamp? I had an idea for a contest. All right, let's hear it.

No, I'm trying to... I can't. Let's hear it. What is it? I thought you said... What's your idea? You had Madea. Made contest. All right, let's hear it. No, I'm trying to remember. I can't remember. Let's hear it. What is it? I thought you said you had it. What's your idea? You had Madea. Madea.

What's your idea? I just told you. I forgot it. Well, then I guess we'll never know. Wow. All right, who wants to play a tape? Who wants to start it off? Dave, I see you have two here that are on the same label.

Yup. Did you want to start off with the double banger of those? Oh, sure. Yeah, we can do that. And then you can team up with Joe. Sounds fun. Does that sound good? Sounds good to me.

Let's play some tapes. Is that Gene? Yeah. What are you going to play, Dave? And then I'll pick a tape. Should we do that? Dave's double dose? I'm going to do two new ones off of House of Mountain.

Three. No. Two. Three. Mothcock and Brett of Mountain. Three. No. Two. Three. Moth Cock and Brett Nock. Moth Cock. I hate Moth Cock.

Well, you hate the name. I hate the name. Yeah, just the name. It's too far. Is it the cock part? It's the cock part. And that it just has the word cock, you don't like it, or it's the Moth's Cock you don't like?

Yeah, I don't like Moth's Cock. Do you think it's a moth with a human's penis? What is it about? They're filthy, Dave. They're filthy. And they eat through your old, like your grandmom's clothing. Just the cocks do that.

Do you think it's a moth with an actual human penis? And do you think the penis is bigger than the moth? And it tries to fly but it can't. That would be absurd. A regular sized penis with moth. And it tries to fly, but it can't. That would be absurd. A regular-sized penis with moth wings? I use this tape to stimulate myself to having an erection. It's basically, it's more like a penis with wings, yeah. I'm thinking it's more of like a moth's livestock.

They have like a moth's cock. Who put out the album? They keep on the farm. Who released that album, Penis with Butterfly Wings? I don't know. That was a grunge rock band, right? Oh, really? It was grunge rock.

In the toilet. Stomping punchkins. Let me see these tapes. Stomping punchkins. That sounds good. These don't look like Hossu Mountain tapes. They certainly do not.

Dave, these might be bootlegs. Look at these, Joe. John Pyle bootlegs? These might be boots. Those definitely look like boots. Where did you buy these? Did you buy these outside a football game or something from a guy with a cart? It was just some guy in the Acme parking lot.

He was selling them out of his trunk. Okay, what do you think this is? You got ripped off, man. Brother, I hate to tell you, brother, but you straight got ripped off. I'm sorry. And you know what? I shouldn't be surprised. I shouldn't be surprised. I shouldn't be surprised.

When you're burned, you've got nothing. I'm excited to hear these. One moment. Both beautiful shades of green. What was the third tape that came out? There was a third one in the batch, and I can't remember what it was. What was it? What was it? What was it?

We could check. What's on your computer right now? I got Netscape. What's on your screen that we're not checking it? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Hasumountain.bandcamp.com Formalog.

That Formalog. That Formalog game. Alright, so you're going to play those. Multiple Hallucinations. Is it Nocky or Nock? It's Nocky. Who's your favorite synthesizer jammer whose name is like a potato pasta

type thing? Who's your favorite? Spaghetti Pete. Yeah, Spaghetti Pete. I like his early stuff. Spaghetti Synthesizer Pete, they call him. That's a pretty cool nickname. And then what are you going to call yourself?

What do your parents call that? What do my parents call who? Noki. I like all of his tapes. Noki. Parmesan. Because they say, your mom says words weird, like monogat

and stuff like that. Well, monogat's not weird. She does say words weird. She's like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. But what if you're having that for dinner, what does she say?

Well, I don't regot eat dinner at my parents' house. When you were a kid, she was like, Mike,

Brian, come down, we're having hot dogs. But she called him Naki. I don't think she would have. That's what I'm saying. I think she called him Nick Nolte. Nick Nolte.

We're having the Nick Nolte. Because she had a little Naki, like, the thing that you can make shapes. Like a mold of Nick Nolte That she made her Her Nolte Nolkes Nolte Nolkes That's my Mike's mom Mama Haley's Nolte Nolkes Alright what tape

Are you going to play to that? Oh I'm going to play one then? Pick a green one Because then it'll be all green I don't know if I have any green Mike just come downstairs And have some pasta for you Is this the soup guy?

No that's your mom Dave What are you doing outside? Come inside Is this the soup guy? No, that's your mom. Dave. What are you doing outside? Come inside. I fixed you a nice hot dog. How do you think you say this first word? Phantom slug?

Phantom? Phantom slug? What is it? It's P-H-A-N-M. Let me see. Let's take a look at this J card here. Phantom. Phantom. Phantom. Yeah. Like phantom phantom phantom yeah like phantom but phantom phantom p-h-a-n-m slug shadow science is that the name of the tape yeah oh shadow science is the name of the tape what's that a reversible j card but one side's upside down yeah that's a

common mistake i see that a bunch actually where they do the reversible j card but then the one side's wrong when you put it in the thing. There's a lot of measurements. I have a coat like that. You reverse it, and all of a sudden, it's backwards, upside down. It sucks. Like, you reverse the coat. It was really cheap.

I thought I got a good deal. I like that there's, like, laser etching on, or whatever, on the... No shit. How they do that? What is a laser? I wonder if they, like, heated up, like, a soldering iron just, like, a little bit. or whatever on the show. No shit. How they do that? What is a laser? I wonder if they like heated up like a soldering iron just like a little bit. No, no, that's too perfect.

You think it's too perfect? Yeah. That's like a font. Like that's definitely like a laser. Let me see. Lasers. Dave, you're hogging that tape, but you're quiet about it, brother.

Let's hear that pretty voice I think Joe's right They got those now I don't know but the E's are different There's a place here in Wilmington now The fab place you hear about that place You can go take the class and then you can go do that That's tight

I think the E's are different though This label the name is D-E-P-H What do you think that is? D-E-P-H They're from you think it is? Depth? Depth? D-E-P-H, Depth. They're from Ogden, Utah. Where do you think Ogden is? I don't even know. I don't even know where Utah is.

Well, that's going to be even more difficult for you than to figure it out. That's beautiful. I like to think that, or I love that you thought they could have possibly been someone with a soldering iron. And I'm thinking, how many did they fuck up and they just threw away? Do another one. And then eventually it's like

limit it to three because I fucked up all the rest. They finally got it down after 47. It's really nice. All right, let's play these. All three green tapes. You ready to do this? Yeah. All three greens. uh Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so

so I do like this better. There we go. Oh, shit. Brett Naughty, Mothcock. That was a tight block to start off with. Phantom Slug. Brett Naughty and Mothcock, both new ones on Hasu Mountain,

came out with that form of log tape. And I believe all still available. Wow. And then how did we... I like this so wow i didn't hear the rest what was the rest wow it's cool um okay what do you think this is darn it where'd we land phantom slug is that how we're saying it yeah that's what he said that's what he said. That's what I said. That's obviously what our position is. Oh, man. That was a killer transition from that Mothcock to that Phantom Slug.

Yeah. And I think you're in store for a few more nice transitions. Because you know what? I'm going to take control over the next block. I'm going to do for the first time ever, I'm going to do a solo rock block. Yeah, right. And here's why I think I deserve it. I am. I am. I'm going to play.

And here's why I think I deserve it. Here's why I think I deserve it. Because I built this new nice fucking table for in here. It's pretty good. And it's got a leaf on the side to fold down. It's experimental

carpentry. If you could say it though. I think there's a... What's your handyman's name? Do I have a handyman? Yeah, you had like an older guy who would come and like do stuff sometimes. Oh, no, you're thinking of Handy Andy.

Handy Andy. He's not an older guy. He's our age. Oh, is he? Yeah. He just knows what's... You assumed he was older. That wasn't my question anyway.

My question was, what's your handyman's name? Handy Andy. Handy Andy. I like that I asked that question and you're like, who? I don't know. I don't see any... Hmm. I don't know what you're like, who? I don't see any...

I don't know what you're talking about. Because I wouldn't say he's my guy. He built this room. And he's handy. He's handy Andy. Yeah. That's a good tabletop, Mike. I wonder what his reaction

to this tabletop would be. Oh, he would love it. You should start an Etsy account. Sully's bad boys. what his reaction to this tabletop would be. Oh, he would love it. No, he would love it. Yeah? You should start an Etsy account. Sully's bad boys. You know? He would be like, what the fuck are you doing?

What are you talking about? Why? I think it's wonderful. And I think I have an art form. Like my mom is Nolte Nolkes. I think I have a... It's a special... You use sand in these corners though, right? Yeah, I sand a lot of them. Yeah, I can tell. Wait, she calls them Nolte Nolkes. I think I have a... It's a special... You use sand in these corners though, right?

Yeah, I sand in a lot of them. Yeah, I can tell. Wait, she calls them Nolte Nolkes? Were you asleep for that whole thing? No, you weren't here for that bit. I thought she called them Nick Nolkes. Not Nolte Nolkes. Nick Nolkes.

Nick Nolkes? Nick Nolkes. Was it not... No, it was Nolte Nolkes. Or was it? No, I'm not. I think we're stuck in a loophole. No, I'm not. Did she ever make pasta in a loophole. No, I'm not.

Did you ever make pasta fazool? Love you. What is pasta fazool? It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like macaroni soup. It's almost like...

It's like a tomato soup with like... No, I'm thinking of minestrone. What did you say again? Minestrone? It's kind of like minestrone. Pasta fazool. It's got the little pastas in like a soupy thing. Elbow pasta.

Oh, yeah. No, not elbow pasta. The little tubes. The cylinders.bow pasta. Oh, yeah. No, not elbow pasta. The little tubes, the cylinders, the barrels. Oh, yeah, the barrel. You're right. The little barrels. Those pasta barrels. That's a good quote right there.

The little tubes, the cylinders, the barrels. The pasta barrels. I was in a band called the Pasta Barrels when I was... It was me and my dad. Ska band, right? It was me and my dad. Is that your favorite... It was me and my dad, Ska band. my dad. Is that your favorite pasta related thing?

Me, my dad, Scott Ben. The pasta barrels. Oh, I'm going to play this. You're going to play a triple, triple, triple. Hit me up there with some guitar. There's a lead in. There it is. Make it hotter.

Make it hotter. Not so hot. Bring it down a little cooler. I like to age. You make it hotter? Not so hot. Bring it down a little cooler. I like to age my liquor and pasta barrels. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Let me find the three I want. Whoa.

Where do we go now? Where do we go now? Where do we go? Every time I play, I just feel like I'm Jimmy at Woodstock. I know. Ooh, that's a brown note. We're proper heroes. Look at that sustain.

I'm like Frank Zappa. I think the problem is an intermodular distortion of the secondary harmonics in the half-wave rectifier, which controls her speech synthesizer unit. Alright, here's the three tapes I'm going to play. You boys hungry? Ooh, who's this? You boys what? Hey, you ain't

I know you ain't eat dinner yet. Hey, long pizza. I know you're hungry. I got toppings, but I can take them off. I'll take them off. Whoa, what kind of toppings do you have? I got toppings but I can take them off I'll take them off what kind of toppings do you have I got olives

I got pepperoni I got green peppers I'll take the green peppers off Joe this sounds like too way too many toppings right I'll take them off I'll take them off one at a time girl I'll take them off i'll take them off one at a time girl

all right imbue ghost stories tape a newer one on Already Dead. It's Already Dead number 267. I think this must be like a league of people who run this label, right? A league of extraordinary gentlemen? I'm not going to go that far, Dave. I would never go that far. And I don't think you should go that far. Who's in that? I'll give you five bucks if you can name me everyone that's in the league of extraordinary gentlemen.

Austin Powers. Start the clock. Start the clock. Austin Powers. Nope. Snagglepuss. Nope. You're done you already can't do it i think um slenderman um john pile shredder and shredder but not the one from turtles not the one from turtles no a different shredder you don't know the sidekick uh what what was it spaghetti pete sidekick shredder

um this is um already dead 267 it's a c38 i got it queued up here to a track on the a-side called um ghost stories part one very scary scary stop it stop it come on let's go stop it pretty damn scary um it features two mcs i live and carl cavorkian and uh two's great this is a really good tape but this track specifically is fucking intense that was an accident uh follow that up i'm gonna play here let me pass this tape around because i like the cover it's like a spirograph it's not like a spirograph i don't know why i said that i don't know why you said that either what is it like i'm sorry for saying that so dumb god damn it now i feel as simple uh

why don't we start this over you want to start the whole thing over all over again a couple triangle almost triangles a couple circles in the middle. Ooh, that is nice. Symmetrical dots, lines. It's hip. It's hip and I love it. Very hip. Very clean.

Very clean. Very hip and clean. Very modern. What color is that? Eggplant? Eggplant? I'd say that's probably eggplant. Like the inside or the outside?

Like which one is the color eggplant? I guess it's not dark enough for eggplant, huh? Oh, hold on. I think we're about ready to start over. No, it's not. My computer's acting really weird. Wait, what's wrong? I thought we were going to start over the podcast.

Here we go. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. What are you doing? I thought we were going to start over the podcast. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. What are you doing? I thought we were starting over. Are we not really starting over? Yeah. Oh, is that a bit?

Were you just making a joke about starting the podcast over? What? I thought we were starting over. When did we say we were going to start over? Dave says let's start over, like five minutes ago. He did? All right, stop. Here we go.

Let's start over. What tape are you playing? Are we not starting over? From the beginning? From the beginning. We're going to do it all over Here we go. Let's start over. What tape are you playing? Are we not starting over? From the beginning? From the beginning. We're going to do it all over again, right? All right, let's start over. All right, let's play. All right.

From the beginning. In the toilet. All right, I messed up. Start. Play the intro. Start. Fuck it, we'll do it live. All right.

What? Tabs out. Episode 115. Hold on. It's not 115. Oh, it's not? Start it over again. It's not 115. It's not started over again. What tape are you playing? Slow down.

Slow down. I hope there are tapes. I hope there are tapes. What do we do now? Tabs out. You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you

going to play start it over wait what start it over okay what do you think this is why is it my sound there we go

um and then I'm going to go into this spore spawn tape I don't know what just happened on Joe we'll take

care of all this that's all going to get taken down all right all right we're not going to. You think that's making it by the editors? I think we're becoming absurd. You think that's making it by the editors?

Hopefully not. You're on a fool's errand if you think that's making it into the show, Joe. All right, all right. Joe, Dave. I don't have a high-dose shoe. Get a look for this guy. He's a fool if he thinks any of this is going live. I don't know what's happening.

If you think this is live content, if you think this is going out, you're a fool, Joe. You're as dumb as Dave is dumb. Dave is pretty fucking dumb. Sporespawn. I don't know how to say the name of the tape, but it's a new one on Oxen. Some hosh noise from...

I think you're getting sick, boys. You're getting sick? I'm fine. I put my hand in your Chex Mix. Oh, yeah, we have insurance next. That might be a a for hold on can't afford to get sick Dave so I can fix this we can go back all right you're so dumb you just don't get it what tape are you playing plays this time Joe this time don't touch this Chex mix I think I did that during laser focus wait you did that when we were recording Laser Focus?

I don't know. I just don't know anymore. I have no idea what's going on. I feel like the show just like... Did we hit... It floated in on itself. Did something happen? Did something weird happen?

The spore spawned on Oxen and then Cereal Bender. I think we opened a wormhole. I think we're in a wormhole. I think I'm... I'm in a wormhole. I think we're in a wormhole. I think I'm in a wormhole. Been a long road. Where's this serial banter tape? Here it is.

We got these two tapes in the mail from somebody named Serial Banter. It's this duo. How do you spell it? I know Serial Banter. I went from somebody named Cereal Banter. It's this duo. How do you spell it? I know Cereal Banter. I went to school with Cereal Banter. Cereal like a thing. It's like a thing. Or the famous podcast.

Yeah, like the famous podcast or something I eat in the morning. It's something you eat in the... Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Do you eat any podcasts in the morning? No, no. Okay, it's something you eat in the morning then. Let's see. Let's see.

Cereal Banter, Oatmeal Outburst. no no okay it's something you eat in the morning let's see let's see cereal banter oatmeal outburst cereal banter is like an old school thing when what the talk you do while if me and you were having some cereal yeah we would banter it's like oh what kind of cereal you got there joe oh what's that like a puffed rice oh it looks good you got there like uh is that a raisin you guys want to do a new podcast called cereal banterouncer? Should we start it right now? Should we start it over? Should we use the same theme song? No, play me like a...

We're going to play some themes. Play you what? Play me like an old cereal commercial. Okay, here we go. This is serious cereal. Serious cereal. That's the name of the show. And we do it in the same

tone as like cereal the podcast. Now I've never heard cereal. Is that going to be a problem? Previously on Serious Cereal. Okay. I got it. It's like this crazy there's this crime that happens. A cereal crime. Joseph Joseph and Nick

Gunsberg is the duo. This tape came out in 2015. There was another one they sent that came out a little bit more recently. Maybe last year. I think they call it what they do. I think they call it junk jazz. Oh, you were talking about this junk jazz. You were telling me about this during the break. Yeah, because there's that other serial banter tape here.

But I love it. I like it. I like it a lot. I'mter tape here. But I like it. I like it a lot. I'm doing the wrong thing. I liked it. So I'm going to get into the... I don't know what happened, by the way, in the last... I feel like it might be best just to start over.

Are you ready to play these three? Let's go Let's go Let's go And we laugh You watch your mouth Oh yeah we're getting out of control I don't know. Cacophony in odd angles, visual bend The water glistening and moving circles with the wind Purpose pushed to backgrounds as hair begins to stand on end And spine tight and surrounding muscles

Method support restrict Contorque reality, disorganality Carry courtship aboard ship aboard a municipality You better run, ain't an obvious place to hide when bricks begin to melt before your bleeding, bulging eyes. It's a place got to be retracted. Learn to

get this, extend a black fist from the bowels of the sword. It's cold with the sword. I sound the voice so loud when it calls. It's a place got to be retracted Blind to your piss, extend a black fist From the bounds of the sword it stands

Cold when it's sold A sound in the voice so loud when it calls Breath in a vacuum of fear like staring down a void Death in a mirror never appeared Half as drowning noise, my ears are bleeding The battle in my head of fuzz I'm pulling every ounce of strength to keep my footing down and head above Out in the open, the leaves of trees are spinning out

A rarity impending threat, betting my steps, I close my mouth It knows my house, I'm exposed and open now I can only keep on running till I know it's over and out It's the ghost that you need to track it Learn to get this, extend and practice From the bowels of the sword It's cold with the sword A sound of hope so loud when it calls It's the ghost that you need to track it

Learn to get this, extend and practice From the bowels of the sword It's cold with the soul A sound, a voice so loud when it comes And as thy heart pounds with a farth mouth Let thee, old god, now proceed to be stopped out No saints know, but the old way starts The same as last, we like a boss, but in a jam in a tank, oh

Temperature is dropping so fast, I feel shy shy It emerges from the smoke and coughing Echoing louder and louder it grows Until the blood pressure builds And my head bursts and explodes Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to call the police. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if this is the best way to end the game, but I'm sure it's the best way to end the game. I'm not sure if this is the best way to end the game, but I'm sure it's the best way to end the game. I'm not sure if this is the best way to end the game, but I'm sure it's the best way to end the game. I'm not sure if this is the best way to end the game, but I'm sure it's the best way to end the game. Yeah! I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. I don't know. I have received this group

for new robots I should have been here I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm going to go to the other side. so oh so uh I'm sorry. Act One. O'Neill outbursts. I'm sorry. We'll be right back. guitar solo We'll be right back. electric guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. electric guitar solo We'll be right back. Thank you. Oh, that's how I get that tremolo.

Oh, yeah. Or whatever that is. Was that you? I thought that was Jimi Hendrix. Oh, no, man. Damn. I studied under him. Oh, yeah?

You did, huh? his name was jimmy hendrix but he said he knew him so it clearly wasn't jimmy hendrix no how long into it did you find out until like when did you find out it wasn't it was like the seventh time i went there and how much were you paying for a lesson 280 you know he was right-handed. That was fake? Uh-huh. Yeah, it was fake the whole time. It was a bit. Yeah.

He got one of those reversible guitars. Man. He used to let those things on fire, right? It's cool. Yeah. I feel so strong playing three tapes. That's never been done by anyone on this podcast before. I don't know. I think you've done it before.

No, no one's ever done it before. It's, I'm the like i'm trail blazer i'm a true i am yeah taste maker i use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection so joe do you want to do two and then dave can do one let's see i don't know if i want to do or do you want to do a triple banger i don't want to do a triple banger they all they don't go together. Three. Three. No, I think I want to do just one. Just one? What do you got there? What is it?

Eaten flowers? You shouldn't eat flowers. You can eat E-A-T-O-N. You can eat some flowers. Like someone's name. Eaten. Eaten. Get in here.

Eaten. On SDM. Eatin' from Sheboygan. Eatin'. Who played this tape? Play the duck. Play the duck? What was that? a duck home is that it what kind of drugs do you take

Eden Flowers American Abstraction Sato Damascus right SDM yeah SDM number 24 you guys like SDM I like a little STM. Just a little, you know.

What's your favorite kind of STM? It's like bondage with SD cards. Oh. Is it like, what do you mean with SD cards? Like, how does that work? You'll have to come to one of our meetings. You have meetings.

Rough pleasure with... Rough pleasure. Rough pleasure with SD cards. Just like a little rough pleasure. What do you do with the SD? That's a good project name too. I'm sorry. Rough pleasure.

I have to say, I'm getting there. You get uncomfortable with this stuff. I'm getting there. Tell me more about this. I like this one. I think I could get into this one. This is the one that you've been looking for. To really express your sexuality.

Do a little scraping. A little light scraping. Light scraping, huh? Backups. Oh, you don't know what backups are? No, what are backups? Shit. Okay, what are we doing here?

I'm going to play Eatin' Flowers. And the tape is called... I don't know. This was released on 9-11. Do you know that? I'm going to play Eatin' Flowers. Eatin' Flowers, American Abstraction. And the tape is called... Hmm, I don't know. This was released on 9-11. Do you know that? I didn't know that. Never mind. Epic.

Not that one, though. 2015. Oh, the good one. It's called Epic. Epic. Is it Epic, right? It's called Epic. The tape?

Yeah. The tape is called American Abstraction. You guys like Terminator? Wait, I'm confused. I don't know what you're playing. Did I look at the wrong thing? I was making notes confused. I don't know what you're playing. Did I look at the wrong thing? I was making notes earlier. I think I looked at the wrong thing.

Yeah, you looked at the wrong thing. It's called Epic. What's your favorite Terminator, boys? Hold on. My favorite Terminator? Terminator 2. Yeah, 2. Duh.

What's your favorite line? I'll be back. You like that one, huh? Oh, you know what? I was looking at the... When I was getting notes, I was looking at the wrong release. I like,

if he dies, he dies. I like just the Guns N' Roses song. Play the Guns N' Roses song from Sweet Child of Mine. Yeah, play that. No, not Sweet Child of Mine. From Terminator. That's Sweet Child of Mine.

That's from Terminator. That's when he gets lowered into the lava. Yeah. Oh, it's like I'm at the concert. Splash is so good. Who's your favorite guitarist? Splash.

I like Duckethead. You like Duckethead? Splash would be good I'm picturing like a it's like Zimmerman see I think it's just Slash but he's playing it like SeaWorld so they call him Splash there

he still wears that 10 gallon hat yeah he wears a 10 gallon hat but he also wears a wetsuit no you know what he wears he wears wears one of those old-fashioned... What was that movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. where he's like with Robert De Niro? Pearl Harbor. He's like in...

Joe, that wasn't a movie. He's like a deep-sea diver or something like that. A deep-sea diver with who? Robert De Niro Jr.? No, Robert De Niro is like... Oh, Casino. Yeah, Casino. Taxi driver.

I'm making you an offer Right? Yeah Love you It's a good deal It's a great deal, make it offer back to me You know what movie I like is Quick Change With Bill Murray and the one Quaid

Did you see Bill Murray's got a new series coming out? A series of what? A new TV series or a show. A serial. Wait, how do you spell serial? He travels across the country with another dude and they heckle people at minor league baseball games. Like people in the crowd or players?

No, players. Like minor league baseball players. Oh, that's pretty good. Because I think he owns a minor league baseball team. Oh, does he? Maybe that's what... I'll watch that. Yeah, I'll watch that.

That sounds pretty cool. I'll watch Bill Murray huckle some people. Do you know who the other person is? I can't remember. So what are we playing? We're playing tapes, right? Eden Flower's epic, and then Dave can either pick two, or he can pick one, and then you can pick one.

What are the E's in that word upside down? Yeah, that's why I couldn't pronounce it. What's that even mean? I don't know. It's probably Russian. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's an upside-down letters. WikiLeaks.

Numbers. WikiLeaks. I love WikiLeaks. And they released it on 9-11, too. What, WikiLeaks? No, this tape. Oh And they released it on 9-11 too. What, WikiLeaks? No, this tape. Oh, I forgot about the 9-11. Rub it in our face. 9-11, Russia, upside down letters.

You know, this is why I'll never take a knee. That's why you don't take a knee. Because when you take a knee, stuff like this starts happening. The liberals. Alright, Dave. Ya cock, what are you going to play? Ya cock. I'm going play um a little bit of this before you get into that i do want to i want to talk to you after the show joe about how much of

a cuck dave's becoming i want to i want to have a serious conversation with you because i don't i think it's getting really bad okay all right what are you playing dave i I'm going to play this Northern Palms compilation. Oh, yeah. This is a series that Palm Tapes does. Is it a series with an S or a C? With a C. Like the breakfast. What is series?

It's a moon, right? Is that one of Pluto's moons? Mars's moons? So this tape that was found on the moon, they brought it back. In a box of cereal. But not the breakfast. A box.

A box of like a series of something? Yeah. A series of what? Different cereals. Fruit Loops. In alphabetical order no no chronological oh no series is the largest object in the asteroid belt that lies between mars and jupiter so it's

not a moon at all it's not a moon at all not a moon at all it could be though right when it's that big it's a dwarf planet dave it's a dwarf planet. Yeah. Okay. That's crazy. Yeah. I thought it was a moon. I had no plans. That's no moon. Yeah. Pluto's a dwarf planet.

Yeah. Pluto's a dwarf planet. Yeah. Oh, now it's a dwarf planet? Yeah. Now it's a dwarf planet. Okay. Welcome to Science Talk.

Know your planets. Welcome to Serial Banter. I'm your host. Welcome to Serial Banter.'m your Welcome to Serial Banter This next segment is called Science Talk It's about It's about the asteroid named Sirius Let's start a podcast about

Sirius cereals Where we take a break to talk about science But we don't know what we're talking about The whole time Today in Science Week. So anyway, I'm going to play two cuts off of this Northern Palms compilation. So this is all Canadian house music. Canadian.

Ooh, Canadian. We're going to play that tape that was recorded on 9-11 by possible Russians. House music like the electronic music. House music like it's music about houses about about the doctor name music about that doctor named house dr house and other doctors also named house yeah the series i'm surprised there was that much serial no the radio the satellite radio yeah i'm surprised there was enough to fill up a tape like that. No, I'm not talking about the satellite radio. I'm talking about the helper on your iPhone.

Jeeves. Yeah. So what are you playing? M. Walter and Burn Cycle? Yeah, I'm going to play M. Walter a little bit off the A side, and then I'm going to flip it over, and I'm going to play a little bit off the B side. Burn Cycle.

When you're burned, you've got... That was so fast. When you're burned. When you're burned. Is that like from some old person medication? No, you know that show Burn Notice? It's like one of those... I've heard of it.

I don't know. I don't know it. Okay, check it out. When you're burned. You know what you have when you're burned? What do you you're burned. You know what you have when you're burned? What do you... Burns. Do you know what you have when you're burned, Joe?

Huh. What do you think you have when you're burned? Warts. What do you think you have when you're burned? Well, I don't understand the question. What do you think you have... Dave, this is why it's so dumb, Joe. What do you think you have when you're burned, Dave?

Burns. When you're burned, you've got nothing. Wrong. You got nothing. All right. Two's great. Are you ready? Yep. I've been ready. I was born ready. Eating flowers and then Dave's thing.

And then embalmer and burn cycle. Oh brother. Jinx. Jinx boys. Alright. Let's go. Let's do this. Let's's do this let's do it let's do it right now i already said that Thank you. I don't know what you're talking about. The best in murder are those who preach against it. And the best in war are those who preach against it. Thank you. Danger! Danger!

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I'm Louis Strongtooth. Joining me tonight are the boys who are here to introduce a new marshmallow to Lucky Charms. Why don't you guys introduce yourselves. I'm Peter. How you doing? Hi. And Pete, what's that? What, uh, what marshmallow you add to Lucky Charms?

What? Sounds fun. There was a tight selection there. What was the person called? Eden Flowers, right? Not eating. Not eating. Like Eden.

Like Eden. Like Eden, Pennsylvania. Yeah. There's an Eden, Pennsylvania? It's a good city. flowers right not eating like not eating like not eating like eating like eating pennsylvania yeah there's an eat in pennsylvania it's a good city it seems like there would be yeah i mean probably it's huge pennsylvania is huge the odds are with dave the odds are like and that probably is the little town named eaton that does sound like a like a town i think there's probably eat in ohio did you look it up? Yeah. Is there really? Eaton Township.

Is there a flower shop in Eaton, Pennsylvania? Just west of Lake Winola. Beautiful place. There's also Eaton, Ohio. Eaton, PA flower shop. Eaton, Ohio too, huh? I think there's also an Eaton, there's an Easton, PA flower shop. What do you think the population of Eaton, PA is? Omaha.

69. Pretty close. Three. What do you think the population of Eden, PA is? 69. Pretty close. Three. What do you think the zip code is? How about 10? Three healthy men. What do you think the area code is? Three.

How about 10? Welcome to town talk. I think the problem is an inner mind. What do we do now? I don't know. I think we just stop. I think we just stop. Well, now it's my turn.

This is the last episode. Final episode of Tabs Out. No, I just made the table. The table is sick. I'm wasted in the toilet. In his pee pee alright you want to do a full round we haven't done a full round tonight with all three of us

you want to try that a full round roundhouse roundhouse no it was like about kicking it's the number one thing I'm about kicking it was like uh remember that show cheers was about color for kids what you know it was like uh it was like a it was like

like a sketch comedy show urban skit show yeah for kids on nickelodeon called roundhouse called what roundhouse like the kick that's why i made the kick joke no i don't remember it landed pretty good when did that when did that come out? Mid-90s, probably. Okay, so were you watching Nickelodeon in the mid-90s? Yeah, I was like 10 years old. You would have been like 94? No. Wait, how old are you now?

83, 93, yeah. Mid-90s. I was born in 83. Okay. So I probably watched it up until I was like 10 or 12 years old. Okay. Fair enough. I'm not going to argue about it. I'm not going to argue about it because you know what? Maybe I did too.

Maybe I did too. You definitely did. I definitely did. Clarice explains it all. Love that shit. I probably watched Doug until I was like 15 or 16 years old. Did you see? Remember when they switched Doug to another channel and it was a little bit different?

No, I don't remember that. Oh, I do kind of remember that. Do you or don't you, Dave? No, I do. I do kind of remember that. Three. It wasn't good, though. No, it was horrible.

That makes sense. It was weird. Yeah, I didn't like it at all. Remember the old Simpsons episodes? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The first season? Ah! So bad.

The worst. I can't watch that shit. That shit's horrible. Too rough. It was basically like somebody learned how to make cartoons. They just learned how to animate stuff, but they had no idea how to make a compelling story at all. Just making things happen on the screen?

Did you draw this? You make a cartoon. I bet it's hard. Yeah, you do it. You do it, Dave. You're so good. Assholes like you. Assholes like you.

Do you see this? Fucking cucks like Dave. Whoa. All right, what's going on? I'm going to start it off. You're going to play something. What am I going to play? Which you haven't told us yet.

I'm getting there. I think your stack is right there. I know. I'm going to do this one i'm gonna do this uh d grinsky tape grinsky subspace subspace um what is subspace it's so space is another like dimension below space yeah because like on star trek they're always saying like scan all subspace frequencies or whatever kind of like radar but what is i don't like radar what do you mean not radar like like like shortwave what do you mean like fm like fm or am it's a frequency band it's a frequency subspace is a frequency space is like so they can send messages through it just like we send messages through radio.

Subspace. What are you missing here? Mike, you're so stupid. How do you not get this? I feel so much like Dave right now. It's embarrassing. Dave, you feel like this all the time? You have this feeling in you all the time? You know, if I got on my short wave right now and I tuned into whatever

frequency and you had one, I'd click the button and I'd be like, hey good buddy, this is Rainbow Jim. And then you would be like, I'm reading you loud and clear. Why would you say that? Because that would be my handle. What's Dave's handle? His subspace handle.

No, that would be my short wave handle. What's your subspace handle? What is your subspace handle What is your subspace? It would be like Sonic Gym or something. No, Nebula Gym. Do you want some time to think about it?

Let's do all the tapes and we'll come back and we'll get your subspace. What's my ham radio handle? Legs. Getaway sticks. Getaway sticks. Getaway sticks. Getaway sticks.

With an X. Getaway sticks. Gravy John. Hey there, good buddy. This is Getaway Sticks. I like Gravy John. Gravy John? Gravy John.

How about John Gravy? It's Gravy John on the East Coast. Who's this? Who's this? On the East Coast. Oh, geez. Remember in those days, that was like a hobby people had? People, oh, yeah.

Like ham radio? Yeah. There's still a ham radio shop, like repair shop. On 13? Yeah. I'd like to see a documentary about some people that, like some long time ham radio. I have a friend who.

Like pen, not pen pals, but that kind of thing. Who bought a house and the previous owners, that was their hobby. So there was this one little weird room that had all these shelves built, and there was outlets everywhere. Oh, really? To plug in all their ham radio stuff. I don't know how much you need.

Why would they need outlets? I don't know why they needed extra outlets, but I was told that that room was the ham radio room. They built it before they had power strips. And there was like outlets plugged or made all throughout the wall. They were like, Dave, they were everywhere. They were hanging from the ceiling,

one on the floor. They were hanging, they were properly installed. Were they in a row? A row. Or have you never even seen them? I've seen them. Have you really though? But would a row be like one, two, three, four?

Like they were level. They were level. They were level, yeah. So not all, let's see now. That's not a row? like one two like they were level yeah they were level they were level yeah so not all that see now that's not a row that no that's how many how many how many things you need to be a row this see this goes back a long ways i think three um for like three in a row no you can say three um like what kind of row like a figurative row or a literal row? You gotcha. Okay, what do you think this is?

Or like a verb? I don't even know. But I was told this room was for ham radio. And that's how he met his wife. In the room? No, on ham radio. Was she already in there? In subspace.

In subspace? Yeah, you can send messages fast. Love over subspace. If we're in the Delta Quadrant and we need to tell Starfleet that's where we are, it's going to take a long time, though, because we're in the

Delta Quadrant. That's what happened on Voyager. It's going to take 60 years for them to get the message. Through subspace? Through subspace. It's going to take us 300 years for them to get the message through subspace through subspace but it's gonna take us like 300 years to get there get back home at maximum warp three do they do it well they do it yeah they send the message and then just like let's head well they're still starfleet so they're still exploring the delta quadrant i don't like all this wizard talk you guys gotta stop all this wizard talk. Then what happened, Joe?

Is that the Star Trek song? Is that Enterprise? That's fucking Enterprise. That's the worst. That's the Star Wizards theme song. I love Star Wizards. Star Wizards is the best sci-fi. Sly-fi. Is Sly-fi like black

exploitation mixed with a little bit of science fiction? It's like Shaft in space. Do you want me to keep going? I don't know if I have any more material on that. I like this. In the toilet. Dolomite on Mars.

Dolomite on Mars. Subspace on Lemur. Dolomite on Mars. Dolomite on Mars. Subspace on Lemoore. Dolomite versus the Martians. Tape Lemoore is the name of the label. And they have like, the logo doesn't look all that great on the tapes, but on the band camp it looks incredible. Let me see.

I highly advise, if you're looking at it, you're like, that's not a great logo. I'd say check out the band camp. Check out the high res photo. Check out the band camp. Yeah, and then talk to me. You it, you're like, that's not a great logo. I'd say check out the band camp. Check out the high-res photo. Check out the band camp. On the spine, they're packing it in.

On the spine, they're kind of packing it in. I like this font that they use for the band and stuff. Subspace. I like the little B. I think they use that. What is subspace? It's like how to send messages fast through. It's another dimension.

I think there are subspace? It's like how to send messages fast through. It's another dimension. I think there are subspace beings. There's what? Beings. That live in subspace? That live in subspace. No. What about subspace beans? Beans.

They got to eat something, Dave. You need protein in subspace. You need protein in subspace. If you're not going to get enough protein in subspace, you're a fool. Because if you need protein anywhere, it's in subspace. If you're not going to get enough protein in subspace, you're a fool. Because if you need protein anywhere, it's in subspace. You could... I don't think a physical thing can go in subspace. What are these beans, then?

Well, they're subspace beans. Are they, like, electric? Well, they're made from subspace. Subspace laser beans. Laser beans. He got a virus. I build pretty good computers. That's cool. I is this what is outer space i don't know space is crazy the coupier belt uh nebula or cloud hold on to your horse nebula

horse nebula hold on to your seat that's where horses hold on to your seats, boys. This person, she's from Russia, too. Russia? I knew it. Collusion. There was no collusion. Give him a chance. Lock her up, okay? And give that poor

Jared Kushner. Poor Jared Kushner. The things are putting him through. He had to give up so much for this. He gave up so much for this. Dave's a cock. Do you know what that means? Yeah.

I know you're really saying it a lot. I think you just think you're saying you just cock, but you put a cock there. But I don't know if you know the whole history behind the word yeah that's a it's a deep one that is a deep one like getting cucked is cuck hold there's there's a lot of stuff yeah it's very big boy stuff yeah very big boy sexual stuff you're usually not very comfortable with at all. Yeah.

But if this is the fetish that you like, that's okay with me. Yeah, it's fine, man. I don't want to really talk about it, though. I have the same conversations with my son. Man, you got a couple weird kinks at school, Zon. Is this all consensual? It's all consensual in the bedroom.

We don't talk about it. Consenting mature adults doing some natural fun stuff. Natural fun. Everyone's a little weird. Yeah, everybody's got a thing. Pool circle? I'm trying to signal to Dave

to transition to the large pizza. That's what that was, huh? Well, now I know. next time. Just drawing a box with his hands. His hands are so weird. I didn't know what shape he was making. Is that Gak? Nickelodeon Gak? What are you doing?

Yeah, it was totally amorphous. It had no form. Now we're back. Oh, yeah. We finally found it. We found it. Too scary. Too bad nobody's listening now.

Then I'm going to play this tape by Hasufel. Lord of Carrion. Oh, yeah. This fucking tape, man. You know who this is, right? No. Well, let me ask you a question, Joey. You're a bit of a geekster, right?

I like geek stuff. Indoor kid growing up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know... We had a computer. Do you know what... Hasafel, right? Yeah. Do you know what that is a reference to?

No, I don't. I don't. Do you know that's a Lord of the Rings reference? Oh, I didn't. Who is Hasufel, right? Yeah. Do you know what that is a reference to? No, I don't. I don't. Do you know that's a Lord of the Rings reference? Oh, I didn't. Who is Hasafel? Some horse. What's a horse? A horse that somebody got.

He was given a horse. Who are some of the people in that story? Gandalf? Maybe it was a horse. Gandalf is not a horse. He said, who are some of the people in the story? But Gandalf is a horse, Dave, you fucking dummy. Read the books.

You probably just saw the movies. Yeah, you saw the movies. It's a little more in-depth. Gandalf was the horse in Mr. Ed. In the books. In the Lord of the Rings books, Gandalf was the horse in Mr. Ed. Hossufel.

No, I might not. Hashtag Gandalf was a horse. No, hashtag Gandalf was the horse. I like how they say elephant in Lord of the Rings. How do they say it? Oliphant. Oliphant. Yeah, I like it too.

I said it today because I did an elephant tattoo and I said, who is getting the oliphant? They didn't think. It was like an 18-year-old girl and she looked at me like I was an idiot. Yeah, because you probably sound like an idiot. Let me go get a tattoo from this dad. Dylan Ettinger. I think that's who this is.

Oh, no kidding. Yeah. And it's a definite departure from everything I remember from Dylan Ettinger. Yeah, this is like kind of like a dungeon synth tape. Dungeon, dungeon. Oh, that's Aragorn's horse. Oh, is it? Yeah.

Gandalf was a horse. Aragorn got a horse. Oh, that's Aragorn's horse. Oh, is it? Gandalf was a horse. Aragorn got a horse. Look at that. Yeah. Eomir gave it to him. Look at that. I didn't know that. So why...

Here's why I have a question. Yeah. It's Hasufel, and then it says Lord of Carrion. Yeah. Is that part of the title of... I think that's the title of the tape. That's the title of the tape. No, but then it says Lord of Carrion. Yeah. Is that like part of the title of... I think that's the title of the tape. That's the title of the tape. No, but then it says

Death and Purification in quotation marks. Oh, wow. Yeah, let's go to the bank camp. Yeah, I was confused by that too. Let's really get to the bottom of this. Go to the bank camp. When I was looking at on the old bank can here. Oh, you're already on bank can.

Oh, this says Lord of Carrion by Hasufel. Yeah. So let's go with that. But what is these quotes? Death and purification. It's like a sub. Does it go on to say anything about that? No.

Too scary. Just don't say it three times. Oh, don't say it. Beetlejuice will come out. Of your butt. It'll come up your butt. Who do you say this is? Dylan Ettinger.

This says it's Helmut. Helmut the band? No, Helmut, like Helmut Lang, the fashion designer. Helmut the band has another name. That's weird. Helmut. Helmut. I loved Helmut.

Like a dog hound? Well, not with two Ts, with just one T. Helmut. Helmut. Helmut. Helmut. I think that's like a moniker. Oh, I get it.

I don't think that's the real name. This is an edition of 100. It's like a German condom company. A German what company? Condom company. Don't get these already. Actually, Mike's loosening up on the sexual stuff, so maybe we can talk about condoms now.

He's talking about cucking. Loves cucking. So yeah, I'll play Helmut. Mike, I'm... Hasufel. Hasufel. This one's kind of scary. So dim the lights when you listen to this one. Should we do that? Yeah. This one's for like, you light a candle, dim the lights.

I might play this when we play D&D next time. Too mean. Oh yeah? Oh, that'd be nice. I'd like that. Maybe we'll get something done light a candle dim the lights i might play this when we play dnd next time too mean oh yeah oh that'd be nice i'd like that maybe we'll get something done for once yeah maybe if you don't fucking die and then dave what are you gonna play if dave would give me his ball bearings everything would be cool i'm gonna play var self v-a-r space capital s what is space space is crazy it's like Pluto subspace are you talking about subspace what is

no I know what subspace is it's a frequency that beans call it okay what do you think this is what is VAR what is this like is this javascript

this tape yeah I think if you type this into your browser it'll delete your computer it's like VAR self equals bracket

the center's everywhere, which that's not true. Bracket. Yeah. Well, I've seen enough. I like this cover. It's just a picture of some woods and one of the bushes is pixelated. A goblin? Like they didn't get that bush's permission to be photographed.

No, there was something inappropriate there. Oh, you think so? Like two raccoons doing the horizontal mambo. Doing some cucking? What's that? That one bush was like, no. That's really funny. I'm not going to be in it.

It's like one Minecraft. Absolutely not. It's like one block from Zelda. The original Zelda. It does look like a Minecraft bush. Oh, look at this tape. A natural one. The original Zelda. It does look like a Minecraft bush. Oh, look at this tape. Like a natural one. A natural one.

Oh, has anyone scanned this inside here? Oh, what's that? Oh, I did not. It's like one of those. But what do you need to do to scan that? You gotta have a phone, Joe. Yeah, but I have a phone. You download the app.

Oh, there's an app. A scanner app. There's an app for everything. I have a QR code scanner on my phone. Oh, it's called a QR code. Scan the shit out of that. I never knew what that was called. Dave, I's an app. A scanner app? There's an app for everything. I have a QR code scanner on my phone. Oh, it's called a QR code. Scan the shit out of that. I never knew what that was called. Dave, I hope it gives him a virus.

I hope it's a dick. He got a virus. That was good. I really hope this scans his phone and puts it all in the net. Okay, what do you think this is? You know what we should get as a sidekick for the show? In the toilet. We should just get somebody that does all of our

sound clips live. Who the hell is that? That would be good. A voice actor. Someone who is good with voices. But he has to be handsome. Oh, wait. I just scanned this QR code and it brought me

to this YouTube video. Oh, I love YouTube. Oh, look at this. What is it? What is that? Oh, that sounds ominous. Oh. So it's a picture of the artwork.

Maybe it's the tape. You think it's the tape? That would make sense. But it's only 30 minutes. I feel like this is longer than that. Huh. Well, I'll be. This is very interesting stuff going on.

I don't think the bush is blurred out on this. Oh! Well, you can see a whole full bush. Unedited version. Full bush. Full bush. High five. This is so cool.

Oh, man. Dave, you got to share this with me. Oh, look at this. This is like a collage happening here. Ooh. I don't know if your phone can handle those frequencies. Talk about when I think of full bush, I think of that ex-president of ours. That full bush.

Oh, there's... You know what's weird? What? What? The inside has some... Of the bush? No, the inside... This is getting too far for me. The inside of the... Too sexual. Back it up. The inside of the J-Card has some... Of the bush? No, this is getting too far for me.

Too sexual. The inside of the J card has some blurred bush, too. Oh, really? What, blur and bush the bands? Blurred bush. Oh, no, that's like... Some blurred water bush. Is that water bush?

That's water, right? Yeah. It's inappropriate. Naked water. Too scary. That's water, right? Yeah. Guys, you gotta see this tape. Naked water. Too scary. Did you guys hear that? That was a low rumbling.

That was a subspace fart. What is subspace? So this came out on New Economy. Oh yeah. I'm sorry, Dilated Time. It's New Economy. It is New Economy. Because you know why? That logo is fucking tight.

That New Economy logo is also tight. Give it to me, Joe. Yeah, it's like a subspace. You gotta see this tape. Subspace shape. The logo. There's a funny day. Yeah, okay.

So let's do D. Grinsky. Subspace. D. Grinsky. D. Grinsky. D. Gr's do D. Grinsky, subspace D. Grinsky D. Grinsky D. Grinsky D. Grinsky stole Christmas Very seasonal, Dave So seasonal Good seasonal humor, Dave

I like seasonal jokes You boys want to get into this? I'm tired. I'm wasted. Hey, this is Delaware Dan. Go to my Facebook page. Buy my pencils. Let's go.

I got a new Etsy shop. I'm selling number threes. I'm wacky. I have the same conversations with my son. I've never understood that about pencils. I've never seen a number one. Number ones. Well, someone of your class will not see a number one.

Oh, we don't. They don't. The special stores that you get those in. My grandfather in the war, he killed a Nazi and took the Nazi's number one pencil. They had number one. They had number one because they were all, you know, they were like. Yeah, I know. They're like.

I like to be number one. Oh, Mike. Mike doesn't like a lot of like oh we're doing we're finally doing this what tape are you playing all right seriously it's almost midnight degrinsky hazeful and var self i already picked mine, Joe. Come on. You did? Yeah. Okay.

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No, I thought you were saying Miyagi. Oh, D. Grinsky, Hassleful, and Bar Self. Tapes on... Tape Lamore self-release one from the Hassleful and then New Economy. That far self-tape. What would a new economy be like? Well, it's what Trump is bringing us into. One that's strong, that puts America first.

That's better. And like, cucks like you. It's the best. Cucks like you wouldn't get it. Yeah, you just wouldn't get it. If you didn't get it. There's going to be oil everywhere. Oil.

Natural gas. Oil, natural gas. No, I'm not. China. China. Oh, here's how you get the tapes. Here's how you get the tapes. Here's what you got to do.

Here's what you got to do. Tweet, add tabs out. The color of the first three tapes that we played. Oh, okay. Don't say what they are now, boys. Do that. The first three tapes that you played were this color. The first person to tweet it to you.

The first person to do it in the U.S. gets the tapes. Continental? Lower 48. Lower 48. No, because I think it's the same. Subspace, we'll send them to subspace. We'll send them to subspace. The same shipping to subspace?

Yes. Yeah, we need to get stuff faster. Yeah'll send them the subspace. The same shipping to subspace? Yes. Yeah. We can get stuff faster. Yeah. Media mail and subspace is free. That's so cool, by the way. Yeah.

It's tight. I'm willing to start also a new mail service where just because you know how your mail is always like it's slow or it's expensive. You know, you get the wrong stuff or you get stuff you don't want. That's like, you know, it's expensive. You get the wrong stuff. Or you get stuff you don't want that's like current resident. So everyone send all their mail to me, and then I'll sort out the bad stuff. And then I'll deliver it. Just the good stuff. Yeah. All the good stuff.

Well, you know what you do? For every piece of mail you send me, add an envelope with a stamp on it. So that way, I'll put all the mail into that and send it. You guys want to check out my new Etsy page? Yeah. All right. Send me your mail. I'll open it for you and send it back.

That's the best part about mail is opening it. Some people don't like to open it. They don't like to open it. How do you open your mail? With an opener. How are you sending it? You use an opener. don't like to open it how do you open your mail with an how are you sending it you use an opener oh yeah with a big mike what do you do scissors that's what i do on my page i use a very fine opener are we talking i have a question here's an envelope it's this shaped you know where the wait wait before we move on from that i have a question

for dave how do you send it back to them i deliver it by hand i walk it back why don't you why don't you just do it there like walk there and do it well because it's etsy okay now what was your question for me joe how do you open your mail if you had an envelope that's what kind of mail like a bill coming a bill coming i uh hit the envelope on the side uh-huh and i was scissors along the other side someone else i worked with used to do that driving nuts and then i can put everything right back in there why i do because the seam thing is already there you just rip that i don't like a movement like that yeah well it's too and it's too like i don't like it too shreddy i tear the whole thing in half and then the whole thing and then we'll put it together the whole package and

then you glue it back together I will say this tapes when we get the tapes here's how I open them I cut the envelopes open with a pair of scissors I take the tapes out and then pretty much anything left inside goes into the trash don't send us your glitter

not just that please don't send the glitter and the little toys. I kind of like the stickers that used to be on the table. There used to be stickers on the table, but I went a little classier. I know the wood is classy. I don't want you to put stickers. This is episode 115, Joe. Grow up.

I don't want you to put stickers on the wood. I'm just saying I miss the stickers a little bit. I felt like it was time to grow up. Stickers are dumb. Stickers aren't dumb. I like them. You like stickers? I have another Etsy shop, too. I don't like anything sticky.

What was your other Etsy shop? I do a sticker removal service. Wait, but you have to over Etsy? That's how I hire you? You know what this is, Joe? So if you have a price tag on a record or something, you're worried about it. Do I send it to you? Send it to me. I'll get it off there real clean.

You know what this is, Joe? This is the gig economy. Yeah, it's the gig economy. What's that mean? This is the gig economy. Like Uber, Lyft. I'm going to set up a service. I'm going to set up a service. Micro services.

Instead of Dave removing the stickers, I'll compete for the sticker removal. I'll compete for them like a modern day gladiator. Like the free market. Like the free market. And that'll figure everything out. Yeah. And then I'll just

if I'm not making ends meet, you can live in my bathroom. You know what I mean? When you say... Give me that avocado toast though. That's a new thing. Avocado toast. Bruh. I tried it. It's not that good. It's just avocado and toast. No, there's peppers on it.

Let's end this show out. Oh, you don't want to talk about mundane things? No, no, no. I'm ready to end it. Who wants to do some cucking? Where's my leg? I don't do the cucking. I say, you're cucked. Not by me. It could be anybody. I think you put the tapes here. You know what? I know who it is, and I'm going to tell

you when we're done here. Oh, it's already there? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to play this Peter J. Woods and Andrew Weathers. Who's Peter J. Woods j woods peter j woods he's been like doing stuff for a long time right long time yeah um what um which makes it i'm glad you brought that up doing like tapes and noise and stuff for uh for a while andrew weathers also has put out a decent amount of stuff this fucking the spine is upside down. They don't give a fuck. Here's why I'm going to let them go. The label.

What's the name of this label? Flag Day. Brand new label. Just started a few months ago. They don't get it yet. They don't get it yet, but I'm going to let you in right now. Get it quick. This is it. This is your last chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not handing out these things like fucking freebies.

Get it done quick. Make sure the spine is correct. PBQ. Pretty damn quick. Do it. This was recorded live at the Shampoo Horn. You boys ever go to the Shampoo Horn? I love going there.

You guys like grape jelly? But yeah, this is like a confusing at times, but very enjoyable tape. And I love this artwork here. I don't know what's all going on there. The colors, first of all, are beautiful. If the spine was right, it'd be wonderful. What is it?

It's confusing at times. Did you draw this? It's very confusing. I don't know what that is. Guys, you gotta see this tape. But yeah, I'm gonna play that, and then Joe, you wanna take us out? Yeah, I'll take us out with this JadaPod tape.

Fate One. This is a weird one. I got a story about this one. Made in L.A. The label's called Next Age Label. Next Age Label, right? Yeah. JadaPod.

Fate One. Fate One. Fate One. L.A. the city? L.A. the city's a Next Age Label. Next Age Label. Right? Yeah. Jadapod. Fade One. Fade One. Fade One. L.A. The City? L.A. The City's a good city, too. So they sent us this tape, right? Hip. Hip.

Hip. That's what the Red Hot Chili Pepper song is about, right? Yeah. Under a Bridge. Under a Bridge in L.A. You can play that on guitar, right, Joe? Oh, I can play that. I can play that.

Welcome to reality. Took my kiss. When you're burned. That's funk. Joe, you got the funk. I got the funk. Put some wah-wah on that. Put some wah-wah on there.

I love wah-wah. I like their sandwiches. I love the soup. So they sentawa on that. Put some Wawa on there. I love Wawa. I like their sandwiches. I love their soups. So they sent, this tape came months ago, right? And I really dug it, but I couldn't find really anything about it being, I found a band camp, but nothing about a tape anywhere. And then I started looking at it. It was like one of those, you get the sheet of J cards,

you print them yourself. And I was like, did they just make one and send it? But then I got obsessed with finding out who JadaPod was on the net. Oh, that's right. You called me about this. I called you about it. I got in touch with Jesse DeRosa. Jesse DeRosa.

He got him on the... I got him on the case. He was getting me information. Because it was so mysterious. And I still haven't found out that much. I think they did the music for a Whitney Cummings stand-up special. You told me that, yeah, but you couldn't, yeah, you found that.

But Jesse was finding old shows that they played and stuff like that. It was very difficult to find. He's a good internet sleuth. But then they sent the tape again, and now the tape is actually available to purchase, and I highly suggest getting it. Which one do I have?

You have the real one. Fuck yeah. But I have the limited, the limited the limited demo the salt much sought after after people are like have you heard about jada pod from the whitney cummings thing that i gotta hear this demo you gotta hear this demo tape and they're like oh i have the tape they're like no you need the demo version fuck the demo version it's raw it's disgusting all right well i'm to play that. Dave's sick

so let's go. Alright, Peter J. Woods and Andrew Weathers, a whole new alphabet on Flag Day. End it with Jada Pod, Fate 1, Next Age Label, Tabs Out, Step Podcast Episode number 115. I'm Mike. I'm Joe. Let's get into this. That's Dave. I'm Dan. Dan's

sleepy. Don't forget the tape giveaway. It's green. What kind of drugs do you take? Thank you. so Thank you. The Thank you. I'm sorry. 5 6 7 8 9 10

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