Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #116 | 12.3.17

Episode Date: December 3, 2017

Sounding, Jason E. Anderson, Spykes and Parashi, Rendezvous, Matthew Greasley, Duncan Malashock, Mister Matthews, Luurel Varas, Kyle Eyre Clyd, A Thousand Mouths, Lehnberg, Andrew Anderson, and Sun City Girls.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. It's a good label, too. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's.

We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope they're tapes. Lordy, I hope they are tapes. I hope so too. I like the end of that, how it sounds like there's the Mike Tyson punch-out, knock-out effect. There's a what?

When you get knocked out in Mike Tyson's punch-out. I never get knocked out in Mike Tyson. You've never gotten knocked out in that game? Dave, you're a fool. Tabs out. Episode number 116. If you think I've ever been knocked out in that game, you're wrong. I'm Joe.

I'm Mike. Because you never played it. Come on. My family had Atari. What episode number is it? 116? 116. 116 seems like a very high number.

It's a high number. It's a very Masonic number, I think. No. It's a good number, too. Whoa. Remix. Dave's laptop is shitting out on him. Oh, I like it right there.

That's pretty good. Oh, I like it too. Oh, that's a good... Yeah, we don't have to do the podcast tonight. This is good. What the hell all right cut it out come on dave cut it out quit being so sugary into the goofy already yeah man we're gonna play so in case you've never listened to the show before we're gonna play cassette tape so we're gonna um why don't we just take it with us everywhere

take what with us podcast what do you mean like we just podcast like with us everywhere? Take what with us? Podcasts. What do you mean? Like we just podcast like out. On the spot? Yeah. I'm public. I have been. You haven't been? I've been doing this everywhere. I think we should do it at like a bar or something.

Like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element. Oh yeah, where he's got the people all behind him. Ruby Rod. Ruby Rod, that's what it was. Right? That thing has his name, right? That makes sense. sense all right let's play some cassette tapes all right do you want to talk about the fifth element some more i love the

fifth i got my cowboy boots on who's in the fifth what is that bruce willis bruce willis yeah what's your favorite bruce willis movie die hard die hard maybe die hard day was very uh committed to that yeah um i haven't seen die hard in so long i don't even know what happens or what was the one with uh the guy with friends from friends oh you're thinking of the show friends that was friends get shorty no it's not get shorty no it's like the analyze this the analyze that the long nine or something like that yeah i don't know it has nine in the it has nine in the time. It has nine in the title. Oh, oh, Nine Monkeys with Brad Pitt. Nine Monkeys.

Oh, yeah, Twelve Monkeys is pretty good. With Brad Pick. Yeah, that was good, man. Because I'm really, my brain works on so many different levels that I can take shit like that. Like, I can't just watch a normal movie because my brain is just like, give me more. Because I'm like that exciting of a person.

And Brad Pitt's like, life is in chocolates. All right. Who wants to go first? We'll do a round robin here. Joby, you're grabbing stuff. You want to go first? I'll go first, sure. All right.

Go for it. I don't know what I'm going to do, though. Talk to yourself. You don't know which one you want to play? No, not yet. I think I know. I'm looking at your tapes. That's the one I was going to pick.

Yeah. I was listening to this on bankcamp.com earlier. How about banking? It's a website. It's great. You get it on the computer. You get it everywhere. On already dead tapes.

Already dead tapes. It's a high number, too. What release are they up to? Oh, man. They don't stop today. 264. They must have conveyor belts pumping these things out. It must be like Charlie and the...

It must be like Laverne and Shirley when they put... When they put the... The glove on it. The rubber glove. Yeah. So many tapes just going out of that place. This is like a... This is like a grind band.

Yeah, right? You know who this band reminds me of? Early 2000s. You know who they remind me of? Who? Discordance Axis. Discordance Axis. Remember that and Zaxxas remember that band haven't listened to them in a long time

this came out in an edition of 100 in like a batch of like 5 from like a few weeks ago and there was another tape that I grabbed by this band what's it called That Yellow Bastard that band's not together anymore,

but members are in this band. Ah. Similar vibe. I dig this cover. You can hardly tell that's a face on the cover until you really look at it. You saw it right away?

Right away. Well, my brain's thinking I'm no dummy. I'm thinking about so much other stuff, like more important stuff. I'm thinking about other stuff. You know what I'm thinking

about right now, actually? What? I was just thinking that if I could time travel back into the past, it would be really funny to go back to my uh past self yeah and like drive with my past self somewhere like like visit my past self okay have my past self play music that my past self was listening to at the time and then see if my past self was like you know do you still like this and then i could tell him man it's all right no that's all right

i don't want to listen to it or you're like do you still like this? And then I could tell him, ah, it's all right. No, it's all right. I don't want to listen to it. Or you're like, yes, I still listen to this. It's awesome. Just piss my past self off. You can't fuck with the Space Tiger Continuum like that. It doesn't matter. It does, Dave. No, no.

Nothing matters more than that, Dave. All right. Then what are you going to play, Dave? Speaking of Dave. I'm going to play this Jason E. Anderson tape that came out on Draft. Oh, yes, Draft is back. Draft is back.

It's back, baby. And it's back. You heard it. You've seen it at the Pixar shows. Gift tapes to begat Draft tapes labeled Jason E. Anderson he ran those. I might be correct.

You might be correct. I don't know. It's a good game show name. I don't really know the ins and outs. You might be correct. I used this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection. And they went away for a little bit.

And then they're back, baby. Oh, that's exciting. Let me see that. This is they're back, baby. Oh, that's exciting. Let me see that. This is a Jason E. Anderson. Well, that's a good one. Play that. Oh, that's a good tune. That's a good jazz number.

I will say you're making the big comeback. You're coming back, right? Wait, Jason, did he do Discriminant? Yeah, it's right behind you. I don't know who this is. No, I mean, did he run? Did he do... I don't think so. Did he?

No, no, that's somebody else. I'm 87% sure that's someone else. I'm looking his prior... That's a big Masonic number. Spiro Media says his prior recorded work under his given name has appeared on his own defunct label Make Jet Silent, Borf'd, and Discriminant Music. No, that doesn't sound right.

Yeah, I don't think the guy who did Gifted Tapes is that guy. You're talking about. Gift Tapes. Gift Tapes. You don't think it's this person? It's not? No.

Am I wrong? I think you might be wrong. I've never been wrong before. You're so wrong. I'm not sure. I feel like Dave right now. I feel so stupid. Like I know people

are laughing at me. What's his label called? And you know what? I don't care because I'm just how God made me. And I do some other stuff too. I build pretty good computers.

Be wacky. Draft tapes. Who runs draft tapes? Who runs draft tapes? Who run draft tapes? I'm pretty sure it's Jason Anderson. Masterblaster. That's what I just said, right?

Yeah, but I don't think he did gift tapes. Are you sure? I think he did. Who ran gift tapes then? I don't know. Let's figure this out right now. I can't think he did gift tapes are you sure i think he did who ran gift tapes then i don't know let's figure this out i can't get on the internet dave can you edit all this out i'm at full wi-fi i can't yeah i got nothing well that sounds like a personal wi-fi and i got no result gift tapes 2009 2012 was an independent label curated by jason e. You did it. They release cassette. Only audio works. Here I am.

You may be right. You won. See, I told you it was a good game show. I'll say this. You come back. It's the big comeback. They make us feel a little. Don't do just the paper O card. You don don't like it give me a naroko case i don't like let me say yeah i don't like it i don't like the slip things

the graphic design the graphic design is nice you did a good job you probably got a nice program yeah i had a good mouse photo slop use all the photo slop filters it's nice yeah i think that discriminant music thing is not true i think experiment needs fake news fake news i knew it was collusion i knew it damn it um but what is this tape called truth there's some like his name that ran discriminant matthew how matt that, yeah. I don't know. Too scary. I don't know.

I don't know, man. I got my cowboy boots on. What the hell, Mikey? All right, and then I get to go? Slow down. Yeah. Well, what am I going to do? What are you going to do? Everybody at home right now, they're on the edge of their...

Listen, guys. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Listen. Get off the edge of their listen guys hey everybody listen hey everybody listen get off the edges of your seats all right get off of them i know you're on the edge of your seat right now wonder what i'm gonna put what's this who just who just walked in huh oh i thought i thought something i thought somebody was showing up Who the hell is that? Who's that? Who's that? It's a tomato pie. Already? You guys don't appreciate me.

Pizza, pizza, pizza. I just brought you a tomato pie and got no cheese. Pizza, pizza, pizza. Let me play tape. Let me play tape, please. Stop the whole bit. Get the sugar out of your system. I'm going to play the Spikes Pirashi collab.

The Spikes Pirashi collab that just came out on Oxtail Recordings. Oxtail number 30. You out on Oxtail Recordings. Oxtail number 30. You like a non-stale? Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Alright, Mike, pick your tape.

Stop playing around. It's all fun and Pizza. All right, Mike. Pick your tape. Stop playing around. One moment. It's all fun and games. That makes sense. All right. Spike's Pirachi Club. Ooh. Came out on Oxo Recordings.

New batch, right? New batch with Maharaja Sweets. Winter batch? When's the first day of winter? Well, in some cultures. Is it officially winter? Is it officially winter right now it's december i don't know i don't know um it's beginning to look a lot like christmas it is it is you guys know

that song you've heard that i've never heard of it can we put it on the radio can we please just get to the first three tapes we haven't played anything yet have we oh it's december 20 uh 22nd or 21st that's when winter we've always discussed we've always discussed with each other in private doing an episode where we don't play any tapes yeah just yeah we just talk i think this might be the one oh good no spikes pirachi This collab came out in Oxtail. A batch with Maharaja Sweets, Skelton Harbor, Matthew Gant. Or God, I can't. I don't know what to say his last name.

This is an excellent tape. It's Olsen on... Back on the Spikes monochrome. What's Olsen playing? Yeah, man. He's dusting that old beauty off. What's Olsen? Olsen does like horns on this or something like that. You're a dope horns player, Joe.

Bust me out some more of those, man. Bust those chops. You can do it, Joe. Attacking consumerism. Attacking consumerism attacking consumerism when you blow on fingers I'll call the propellers kind of a trick right good clap Jeff Mike Griffin

as Parashi he's part of that he's part of that he's part of that Burn Hills crew Upstate New York Burn Hills crew Ron Bouton and

Upstate New York you know that whole what's that what what Rochester is it Rochester yeah probably think so

Albany it's a good city too these are all great cities this came out in addition to 50 it's a C46 Oxale number 30 and I gotta say I like it a lot let's just let's just Cities. This came out in addition to 50. It's a C46, auxilary number 30.

And I gotta say, I like it a lot. Let's just... Which side are you playing? Did you say you're playing both? Play a little bit of that again, what you were just playing. Spikes? Yeah, give me some more of that. Alright, go. Too mean. Too rough. welcome to reality all right here we go 1722. Stay Down the road Down the road Down the road

Down the road Down the road And I'm dead on the way Dead on the way Dead on the way What do you do for recreation there? I like to kill. Shed this, shed this The past is pointless I can't fall I can't hide I can't control, I can't control, I can't control, I can't control

The past has turned into the past I'm lost in the middle of the past Many paths I've walked in I'm feeling many problems, no one is sure I'm getting to the end, I can see I'm falling I'm walking slowly, I'm dying I'm falling I'm alive

I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm dying

I'm dying I'm dying I'm burning down I'm burning down I'm burning down I'm burning down Born again Ashes down Death is dead And again

Chains, bones, hands Insanities, metal I'm out. I am the king of the world I am the king of the world This is One Black Day One Day One Day

One Day One Nobody will try To help me And I'm in a No place to stay We will fight, our opponents And our millions, will break this wall We have our children, we have our children And like a shield, we'll take their souls

No one I'm dealing In all this blood You are selling The beauty of love No time for cheating No time for stealing We are pushing on Becoming one

We are We are We are The I can't see what I can see I can't see I can't see You're the one You're the one You're the one You're the one You're the one

You're the one I'm coming for you Amen. Let us say unto you, Lord, that you forgive us our trespasses, that you forgive those who trespass against us, that you do not use temptation, but deliver us from evil. Chapter 24 Truth Why care about a theory of truth? Metaphors, as we have seen, are conceptual in nature. They are among our principal vehicles for understanding, and they play a central role in the construction of social and political realities. Yet they are typically viewed within philosophy as matters of mere language.

So, their favorite interpretations of metaphors, if they extended in their perception of them, their contributions to understanding, made their function in sexual reality. Instead, the octopus intended to look at metaphors as out of the ordinary, imaginative, or poetic linguistic expressions. And their discussions have centered on whether these linguistic expressions can be true. Their concern with truth comes out of concerns with objectivity. Truth, for them, means objective, absolute truth.

A typical philosophical conclusion is that metaphors do not directly state truth, and if they can state truth at all, it is only indirectly, via such non-metaphorical, literal paraphrase. The demand for arms that there is such a thing as some type of absolute and unfulfillable truth. It has been a long-standing theory.

I think that the idea of being not required to be...the only Western culture that there is. As we have seen, food is always relative to a conceptual system that is defined in large part by metaphors. Most of our metaphors have evolved in our culture over a long period. But many are influenced upon us by people in power, political leaders, religious leaders, business leaders, advertisers, the media, etc. I'm a Hehehehe I'm sorry. Alright, absolutely. The frequency of these waves are understanding, and the metaphor is a principle variable of understanding. We've read that McAllister's power metaphor is true, but we're going to end it with the truth depends upon understanding. I'm going to go to bed. I can't eat. Where are the nearest gas stations? What stores sell the things you need? What's your friend zone? What is the case with something?

What responsibilities do you have? This tiny sample suggests the nature and extent of the vast body of food that play a role in our daily lives. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm not going to stop you. We will have to stop you. We will have to stop you. We will have to stop you. We will have to stop you. um Oh, my God. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The world The world © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Good. Yeah. Solid rock block. That was a very nice. That was the rock block that was yeah that was the rock block oh that came right at me i like when it's three very different three very three i like three very very three very different things in a row is my favorite kind of block three Three very different things. Like when we all choose a variety. A variety of genres and tastes. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Joe. Thank you for clarifying. I feel like my taste though is... I have varied tastes.

Like I have such varied tastes. Like I'm an extremely... Super tasteful. I'm super tasteful. Very interesting fella. Very interesting fella. I like the most extreme tastes. Your tastes are extreme. Yes, they are. Love you. Love you too. I like the most extreme tastes. Your tastes are extreme. No! Yes, they are.

No! Love you. Love you. Love you, too. You know, I knew you loved me, Joe. That's what I said. Now what happens? Our position is.

What do we do now? All right. I go now, right? No, you went first that time. Let's have a conversation with your sound clip, right? Well, then I guess we'll never know. How about Davey Boy goes?

Oh, I see. Yeah, I'll go. I see what happens now. You know what's going on. He got a virus. What are you going to play, Dave? He drops something. I knock some stuff over. Oh, no. Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm constantly thinking about other people, Joe. I just want to know if you're okay.

What's Mike like? And I'm like, he constantly thinks about others. I do. He cares about their feelings. Welcome to reality. All kinds of stuff. And I understand my own feelings. I tell him that too.

I'm like, he's not weird at all. Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Everything's completely normal, if not above average. I'm going to play this beaut of a... The best taste. I think about the environment too, though, in something. Yeah, I think about the environment all the time. You got to think about the environment.

I like to just throw trash in the ocean. Where else are you going to put it? Yeah. Fish will make nests out of it. Yeah. You're going to waste it in a landfill? I'm not putting mine in a landfill. Yeah.

I figured maybe the fish want something like Minecraft. Just give them a bunch of stuff. See what happens. Maybe the fish... I get that. Why don't they get that? ...want something like Minecraft. Yeah. The squid

used to learn how to use a fork. What if they really like it though? What if they really like it? We never asked them. I've seen like a crab in a soda can as his little thing. Yeah. It's better than a shell. Maybe that's okay.

It's way better. Maybe that's metal. Maybe it's like a hipster thing. Oh yeah, the cool crabs. Cool crabs. It's better than a shell. Maybe that's okay. It's way better. Maybe that's metal. Maybe it's like a hipster thing. Oh, yeah. The cool crabs. Yeah. The cool crabs. Cool crabs. The cool crabs getting in like Pabst cans.

That reminds me. That reminds me. There's like a hierarchy in the hipster crab community. You guys, you know what this all reminds me of? What? Back in high school when we were in the cool crabs. In the cool crabs. That really takes me back

let's play some tapes what are you going to play all right i'm gonna uh play something off of this tape that yeah what's this all big double this big double vinyl box that came beautiful what's this all about here it looks like an old game yeah it looks like an old game this would you like to play a game? Origin Peoples put this out. Origin Peoples is a great label. Yeah. It's a project called Rendezvous.

It's like a group of DJs, a collective of DJs out in Los Angeles that, you know, they make like mixtapes of, you know, old library music and old like stuff that you don't buy you know maybe it's just stuff that you know gets scooped up by like a uh a psa or something like that i guess or like a movie you know looking for some music so they compile all that kind of stuff um looks like a zx spectrum tape yeah that takes me back old maybe old Italian pornos, maybe. Well, those are the only pornos worth checking out. The old Italian ones. Dave, are you saying like pornos from Italy from a while ago

or current pornos of old Italian people? I'm talking about old man pornos. So like pornos with old Italian men in them? No, no. Mike, get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about old man pornos. No, I'm not. The old man that...

The old man that... Attacking consumerism? The old man that lived in the village that had a runny nose. This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. Okay, what are you playing? What is Rendezvous? I just explained all of it. Okay, good.

We got through it. Let me see it. It's fantastic. I want to see the whole thing. And the big case. It's got a nice big case. Did we say it's in the vinyl box, the double? It's in the vinyl box. It's in a big vinyl box.

One black tape, one like champagne. Oh, fine year, though. Not as well. Not really a champagne. Maybe more like a Cabernet. Or Merlot. No, it's not dark enough to be a Merlot. It's not dark enough to be a Merlot.

Cabernet Sauvignon. Uh-huh. Maybe drink it. Well, maybe's not dark enough to be Merlot. It's not dark enough to be Merlot. Cabernet Sauvignon. I ain't drinking. Uh-huh. Maybe drink one, maybe on one glass. Or like a... I don't have too much. I do.

Hand it over. I never got into wine. You guys like wine? I have a bottle of wine downstairs by a vault. I tried to get into it. I even had a book at one point.

Oh. First, you were like, let me read up on this. This is when we lived together. Oh, really? I can't believe you didn't notice I was getting into wine. I didn't. I did it to impress you.

Wow, sorry. No wonder why you moved out shortly after. So that makes sense now. This is way too scary in the cover, by the way. What is that guy doing? Some John Powell shit. This is like some murderous shit going on here, but it looks

like an old beach. No, I don't think it's murderous. That's murderous, right? No, that just looks like your old-fashioned torture. What's he going to murder him with? Strangulation. He's got a a mask on those leather gloves yeah library music is such a weird genre of music i don't know look at their faces

this way it kind of looks like they're into it uh because it's not bound by like it's not like bound by a style at all it's just like the stock photos of music. Of music. I don't know too much about library music to tell you the truth. Labels sell tracks and stuff to TV shows or radio shows or stuff like that.

We need a scary Halloween track. 20 different cuts of people laughing. This is definitely scary looking. Alright, i'm gonna go after that right yes what do i i don't know i wish i knew exactly what this was going to sound like it would it would inform my next choice but you know what i'm i'm the smartest person here i know you are you're the strongest you're the strongest i'm the smartest. Most creative. Most likely to succeed.

My Netflix is always paid on time. Well, I've seen enough. There's a release of the NFL Music Library. What? Like, are you ready for some football? No, no. Just like NFL films. Like the music

that they put in NFL films. There's like a release for that. All right, go. All right, I'm going to play this Matthew Greasley tape. Matthew Greasley? Matthew Greasley. How do you spell it? G-R-E-A-S-L-E-Y.

Or were you talking about Matthew? Yeah, yeah. Actually, that's what I meant. Two T's, one T. I don't know how that's I don't know tapes called Railwave on Uncle Bob's Records Uncle Bob's Records Uncle Bob's Records which I feel like

has three releases out so far this being the third and they're all Matthew Grizzly tapes so do you think Dave you have one behind you right there so maybe it's his label. I'm going to do some well, gumshoes. Why don't you do some deduction? Why don't you do some deductive reasoning there? Let me think. Joe,

play me some music so I can think about this. Hmm. Three Matthew Griessley tapes. Those are the only three releases on the label. Come on, Mike. Come on.

Figure this out. I think my computer just froze. Are you kidding me? Oh, there it goes. Okay. All right. Let's do this before Dave's computer shits out. For the love of God!

Yeah, Matthew Griese, the tape's called Railwave on Uncle Bob's records. I got something. What's that little book? I like that one. Came out in addition to 50. That's like if somebody put a latex glove over the end of a toilet paper roll and just flicked it with their finger.

Ooh, damn. Joe, you got an ass on you. Listen to that. Ooh. Ooh. Let me turn that bass What the hell? Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze. What the hell? Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze.

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Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze. I like that you just peppered the snare in there. I love it. Freeze, freeze. Freeze, freeze.

Freeze, freeze. That was footwork, right? Yeah, that was definitely footwork. I did some high ads in there later. I think that was ankle work. That was footwork, right? Yeah, that was definitely footwork. I did some high-hats in there later. I think that was ankle work. That was ankle work. I think we just made that up. Oh, I got low battery.

All right. Okay. What are you going to play next? Low battery on what? On my computer. You have to pick a tape, Joe. I have 2%. Interiors.

Let me ask you guys a question. Have we started the... 2%? Yeah, I got to plug this in. Does it turn off by itself? That's dangerous. Oh, to plug this in. It turned off by itself? That's dangerous. Oh, the plug's downstairs. Okay, well, what are you going to play?

I'm going to play this. Mike, I don't know how you keep clipping, but you are like... You're out of control. Oh, am I yelling? You just get so excited. I don't know. I can't turn you down enough. Are you serious?

Yeah, I can't turn you down enough. Do I need to back up a little bit? No, you're fine now. You're fine now. Oh, God. I just feel so stupid again. Here, let's do mine so I can go down and get my plug. Because normally I do everything right.

Interiors, volume one. Duncan Malashok. Beer on the rug. I love that cover. Look at that. Oh, it's beautiful. There's like lemons and roses. It's like they went to Sears and got it taken.

There's black cherries, too, on the left? Oh, shit. Is the project called Interiors? No, I think that's the name. No, it's Duncan Malishok. Duncan Malishok. He's the artist. And Interiors Volume 1.

Super classy, the cover. Yeah, it's super classy. What piece of gear is that? All right, I'm going to go get my plug. What piece of gear is that? Yeah. It's a... Looks like a...

Who knows? It's like a photo taken at the Sears Portrait Studio. Yeah. And there's lemons and roses on the floor. Yeah, it's like a still life. Yeah, it's beautiful. Hand it over here. Who put this out?

Oh, you know what? This is beer on the rug. We said that already, right? Beer on the life. Yeah, it's beautiful. Hand it over here. Who put this out? Is this it? Oh, you know what? This is beer on the rug. We said that already, right? Beer on the rug. Beer on the rug. Number 62. Get in there.

That's a big masonic number. All right. So, are you going to go into these three? No. Yeah. Oh, man. I just feel so bad for yelling earlier, Dave. I'm sorry.

I didn't know I was so loud. Oh, you weren't yelling? I apologize, Dave. It's too scary sometimes. It's way too scary. All right, let's do these tapes. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I see ten people. Ten people? How about ten?

Two. Three. That was a tight fucking block, man. I enjoyed that. Okay, what do you think this is? I liked all of that. Yeah, that was all good. There was a lot in that block.

The tape you played was great. And the tape that you played, Dave, was also great. A lot of great tapes. I also thought my tape was great as well. I thought, Joe, I was going to say your tape, your pick was great, Joe. Thank you. And I was going to also say, Dave,

I was going to say your pick was great. Thank you. And I also liked my pick i hate where my microphone is right now move it yeah i was gonna joe you know what i've been having a hard time getting mine into position too like because i'm looking at my computer screen but the mic's in the middle of my uh you know my vision so my eyes are crossing i'll fix it later i don't know what to do i'm so really sad about it. Then I keep going over here. I built this whole table for you.

The table, I've never complained about the table. The table is the best. I haven't got a splinter or anything. And you won't. I can tell you sanded. You rounded the corners. You did the edges. You didn't play around.

You used 100 grit. I'd like to say I paid an extra amount. What grit sandpaper do you use on You used 100 grit. I'd like to say I paid like an extra amount. What grit sound paper do you use on this? 100 grit. 100? Just that? Three. Just one?

You didn't go to a finer? I thought you worked down. Yeah, you worked down. I don't know. I'm not a man. I write notes. The finer is the lower number, right? Yeah.

Yeah, you worked down. I write notes on tapes as they come in. Oh, I like that. I thought you didn't want that out there. I don't want what some of the notes are. Oh, you don't want what the notes say. You write funny little haikus on the... Joe, we got to talk, by the way, unrelated.

We got to talk later about what a haiku is. Oh, okay. I write little notes just so everybody knows. They get a little idea when we divvy up the tapes. That's a fancy massage, right? It's a fancy massage. And on the Duncan Malashok tape,

I wrote, it sounds like the cover looks. Yeah. And you pointed out, you're like, this does sound like what the cover looks like. It sounds exactly

how the cover looks. There's a lot of parts in that tape and the Matthew Griessly tape when I expected to fade out and someone to say, like, so you want to learn how to use a computer? And it'd be like an instructional video from the 90s. Tight shit. Enjoyed it.

Do I get to go first this time? You can go whenever you want. What do I want to play? I know what I'm going to play. What is that duck noise? It's the Aflac duck. Is it? No.

We get 50 cents every time I push it. Oh, we need to figure out a way how to give away. We're going to give away 69 more tapes. 69 more tapes. These are from my private collection. From the Joby's stash. Comes in like a velvet satchel. I used this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection.

How do we want to give them away? What are we going to do? Now I don't like where my microphone is. Thanks. Come up with an ingredient. Come up with a party mix. A snack party mix. This is getting too complicated. It needs to be something... People are lazy. People aren't going to put in...

It needs to be an easy thing that they say. What did we do? Could it be every every time how many times you've done that but then one of us is going to have to live that which is you yeah you're gonna have to go back through and i've been keeping count the whole time oh you have a little you knew this was this is what you see it's not he doesn't have to do it. He doesn't have to actually voluntarily pay attention. He just knows. He just knows because of his special condition. I had the facility for it.

Every quack. Count up every quack from the entire episode. You really going to do that? Yeah, I'll do it. All right. He's got a running tally of the entire series. Slow down. Yeah, you win 69 tapes. We you six hoops all right I don't know if anyone's gonna do this one

that's a big masonic number I feel like this is the perfect tempo for this. It is. No problem. Okay, what do you think this is? J.B., play some guitar. You need a chance on guitar. Alright, hold on. I gotta feel it. All right, cut it out. I'm tired of this. I'm not joking.

I'm not joking. Stop it right now. Stop. I'm not joking. You guys, I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Stop it right now. Stop. I'm not joking. You guys, I'm not joking. I'm being dead serious. Dave's not. Stop it. I'm not even joking anymore.

I'm using my strength and my courage, my honor to tell you. I think I want to get a drum kit on mine. I'm going on mine. We can do a little jam session. What you guys are doing is not right. Is that a little world percussion? Is that a little world percussion? Is that the water drum?

I love the water drum. I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Alright, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Because you know I like... Because you know I like... Because you know I like...

Because you know I like... Because you know I like... Because you know I like... Because you know I like... Because you know I... Because you know I... Because you know I... Because you know I... Because you know I... Because you know I... Jay, you like my hat?

This is how you can... This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. In his butt. All right. Are we playing some tapes? I do like that. It's my turn. I believe we have played this tape before.

Yeah. I was going to say. That's old school. Yeah. That's old school mic tape. This is vintage. This is from my private collection. Looks like a pack of Marble Reds.

I keep this tape in a velvet bag about the size of two apples. I keep it buried in the backyard. What apple? Crab apples? Or golden delicious? Let me give you guys a little backstory. I'm a Fuji man. I bought a bunch of irregular bags a few years ago.

So I got a bunch of weird shaped bags. Oh, okay. I keep this one. I buried it out back. I listen to it every once in a while. What's your favorite, Apple? Fuji. I just said it.

Fuji. You like Fujis? The computer. Hmm. No. Mac. I like Mac. Macintosh Apple?

I like PC. They are actually pretty good. Yeah. Macintosh is too mealy. I build pretty good computers. Really? You think they're mealy? There used to be a...

an orchard that had Macintosh trees. They weren't mealy. No? Nearby, I mean. You guys big fruit heads? I'm a big fruit head. I love that. I love that stuff. I'm an apple connoisseur. Do you ever... You're into apples.

Do you guys ever squeeze them to get the... The juice? The seeds. No, which one's the liquid? The juice. Juice, yeah. Juice? I'm a big fruit head, so I'm constantly drinking the juice.

Oh, you're still on juice? I'm on seeds. Drying them out. Making bars out of them. Yeah, roasting them. Roasting the seeds. them, roasting the seeds. Roasted apple seeds, man. Guys, I shouldn't be saying this on air right now,

and I know that. I shouldn't be saying this live on air. You know you can smoke banana peels. I know. And it'll get you real fucked up. I heard about it. You'll be having a good time. My dad had the anarchist cookbook

on a five and a quarter. The what? The anarchist cookbook? The anarchist cookbook on a five and a quarter floppy anarchist cookbook? The anarchist cookbook on a five and a quarter floppy. On a big floppy? On the big floppy. And I found it and I put it in our Apple IIe. And there was the recipe for the banana peel thing. Did you do it?

I never did it. Too scared. It's way too scared. No, I don't like altered states of consciousness. No. I constantly want to be on, because you never know what's going to happen, when it's going to happen. I'm usually sitting by the window, locked and loaded. Locked and loaded?

The other day, I went over to Dave's house just to hang out. I walked in. He was locked and loaded. You know Obama's trying to be president again, right? What? That's not allowed. I hear he never stopped. A little thing called a shadow government.

Look it up. This is Mr. Matthews tape. What's it called? 10 Cuba Libres? Joby, you did the arc for this. I did. I like how it has two hands reaching for like 10 stars. And when Joe drew it, he accidentally only drew nine.

So then he had to put one more. I had to put the big one in the middle. But there's a track on here that's like it's like a voicemail that he got from someone that Mr. Matthews was like repairing a synth or something. And it's an angry voicemail about it. And I believe

it goes into a track called Closing Credits. Is that what it's called? That I think was made with the synth that was the person's synth. That's hilarious. And I just wanted to play that. And that's all I have to say about that. Alright, great.

So don't ask about anything else. So what are you playing, Joe? Some stuff is still personal. Joe B., are you playing anything? Joe B.'s going to go now. Oh, no. I don't know. I didn't know

as you know I like to what do we do now I am locked and loaded you're locked and loaded yeah if you need me to go Joe I can go no you didn't

you pick one no no oh Mike's picking one then I'm picking one alright I'm gonna play hot and fresh out the kitchen I'm gonna play

leisure time on crash cymbals I don't do leisure time cause I'm constantly locked and loaded like Dave I love leisure time guysisure Time because I'm constantly locked and loaded like Dave. I love Leisure Time. Guys like me and Dave. Constantly locked and loaded.

Constantly. I don't know what this tape is called, though. Laurel Varys? Laurel Varys is the project. Mike, check your locks and your loads. Laurel Varys is the project. I got a guy who checks my locks and loads. Leisure Time is the name of the tape.

It's the name of the tape on Crash Symbols. Crash Symbols number 108. number 108 108 108 they're pumping them out they are there are no already dead no no no i don't think i've ever heard a crash symbols tape that i did not like no they're always good stuff yeah man uh this is i believe a project from estonia uh why are you laughing is that a line from something project from Estonia? Why are you laughing? Is that a line from something? Project from Estonia? Project from Estonia.

I don't know. It sounds like it should be. That's where the rock from Slovak is from. The rock from Slovak is from Estonia. He's actually from Estonia. Little known fact. Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. Like Estonia.

How many people live there? Like a million maybe? Oh, I don't know. I'm not good at that. There seems to be so many weird projects from Estonia. They probably have the same population as like Delaware. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. About a million people in Delaware, right? I'm not good at that. You're not good at what? Knowing the population. Knowing the population of places. Actually, I'm sorry. I knew that you weren't good at knowing the Knowing the population. Knowing the population of places. Actually, I'm sorry. I knew that you weren't good at knowing the population.

Let me tell you real quick this quick little side story. It kind of relates. Give me anything you got. At the shop the other day. Well, I don't joke. Even if it doesn't relate, just give it to me. The one kid I work with, he can tell you the height of any famous person. We did like 30 people, and he was right every time.

It was blowing. He actually, he did Spongebob too. He said, we were like, how tall is Spongebob? He's like, I don't know, like four inches. And then we looked it up and Spongebob has stats online. So not just actors,

actual fictitious characters. Yeah, he did Bart Simpson and Peter Griffin and guessed his weight. What? How close was he to the weight? 10 pounds. He was within 10 pounds of the weight. Can we call him up and do one right now? Wait, can I guess Peter Griffin's weight?

Yeah, I'd have to look it up though. Oh, you don't remember? I don't remember. He did so many people's height and it was ridiculous. 3'10". Peter Griffin's 3'10". No, he's not 3'10". 3? No. He's like a regular average man. Peter Griffin? Yeah. From

Family Guy? From Family Guy? Yeah, it's a cartoon about a family in... That's man supposed to be like a regular average man peter griffin yeah from family guy from family guy yeah it's a cartoon about a family in that's a cartoon yeah i thought it was the live action thing i wouldn't bart simpson is 311 joe b i would say you're like an average guy and i'm you're much 5 8 and i guess we'll be 5 9 yeah i'm talking about weight though oh wait oh how much did you say dave let me 10 oh 3 10 3'10". That might be it. Not 3'10". Not 3'10". I'm like, that's crazy, Dave.

They're not a little people family. Is that what that argument was about? Yeah, sorry. Anyway, let's go back. I'm playing. Wait, I want to do the Peter. How much does Peter? You didn't look that up yet?

No, I didn't. You boys are getting crazy in here. I know you're getting hungry. He's 293. All right, so I was pretty clear. Where are you getting this information? It's WD... What do you have?

I have tons of internet. Fireflax? Off by 17 pounds. Google? Just Google Peter Griffin Waite. internet yeah i was on fireflax off by 17 pounds uh google g o just google peter griffin wait um what'd you say it was 293 293 oh comes right up yeah huh he was around 330 though so you didn't yeah 330 to 270 it's it'suated. But in the current, in the episode, Vestigial Peter, he asserts that his weight is 293. I like that there's people that keep track of this on the internet.

Has there ever been a question that you've asked that you haven't been able to find at least an attempt at an answer? I can pretty much always find the answer. That's the miracle of the internet. It is a true miracle. You know what? Wild turkeys down at Carnegie Street have their way.

I don't know. Alright, Dave. Did you guys know that there's no record kept of the most consecutive foul balls hit in baseball? You brought this up before. No, this is the fact out of the left field. It's just crazy to me because baseball is... Excellent pun.

That was a good pun. Hold on. Dave, acknowledge that pun. Don't go. Joby, that was a very good pun. Joby, do you know how many consecutive foul balls you have to hit before you're out? Three. No.

Oh, no? I didn't think? Three. No. Oh, no? How many? I didn't think there was. I thought it was a deal. 63. Oh, my God. I thought he was going to say it. 63.

63? That's so dumb. Three. Why 63? That was before algorithms. See, Babe Ruth. Because that was Babe Ruth's number. And he died because he got hit by a foul ball.

He got fouled. Is that how he died? In the Roman temple. They called it foul ball disease back then. Dumb names for stuff back then. All right, play the goddamn tape. No. What's Joe going to play?

I've been talking about it the whole time. What is it? We haven't even gotten to me yet. Pleasure time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Estonia thing. Million people there, right? Yeah, about a million.

Peter Griffith, he's what? 293. 269. Oh, my God. Peter Griffith, he's what? 293. 269. Oh my God, could you imagine? It's right there. It's up there. Oh, it's over here already? Yep.

You're way ahead of me. I love this cover. It's got these like, what's that like that old black and white movie about going to the moon? Oh, you love that movie. The French movie? The Smashing Pumpkin song? Yeah, this is like a this is like a colorized smashing pumpkin song i don't know about that

okay well 1.3 1.316 million i don't think you're painting an accurate picture right now 1.136 million what 1.316 gigawatts no people in estonia oh he knew that right joe you knew that i knew that right away i just had to i just had to think about it you're so good at population stuff i just want to point out that i already knew it but i didn't want to embarrass joe okay okay i think we can all agree that i'm the kind of guy who knows this kind of stuff yeah you're very good at etiquette. Well, if you read my 1994 book, Social Things, Etiquette, Getiquette, then you would know. And you're like this on the cover.

I don't know why I'm doing that. Alright, Dave, what are you going to play then? Okay, I'm going to play this. I want to point out this is going to be a longer episode than normal episodes. What do we do now? I'm into the sugar tonight. I've had lots of wild turkey. I've been noticing that you are surrounded in granules.

Yeah, that's what happens. You have like a coating of sugar on you. So I'm going to play this Kyle Eyre, E-Y-R-E is the middle name. And how would you pronounce C-L-Y-D? Clyde? Clyde. Kyle Eyre Clyde? Clyde. Clyde.

Kyle, Irie, Clyde. Clyde. I changed my mind. Kyle, Irie, Clyde. Kyle, Irie, Clyde. Let me say it. You can't read it. Legally?

I like the cover. Okay. Oh, this is the one on Ultraviolet Light. Yeah. I looked this up. Yeah. Kyle, Irie, Clyde. I just don't know how to pronounce it i know how to spell it i had something here and i said oh you know what uh it says on like uh the

ultraviolet light site that uh that she started her like uh you know musical uh voyage here with unclaimed gear at the silent barn where she was living. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and I thought that was pretty interesting. I enjoyed that. So she stole some shit. Well, I take... J.P., you got that drum set? Oh, I like that. Water drums. Give me those water drums.

Ultraviolet does amazing... The Earth. They have these incredible abstract. Careens through the cosmos. Collage covers. All right. Free jazz. Especially.

Slow down. Slow down. Especially. Slow down. Jesus Christ. Addition of 150. That's a lot. Well, it depends on what you're talking about.

Benching 150 pounds to a guy like me, that's not a big deal. It's no big deal. Darn it. Building 150 computers overnight. I build pretty good computers. The PCs at that, maybe a Mac thrown in. Not a big deal. Track balls and everything.

All right. Doing like 25 jokes in a row. Joke! Not a big deal. All right, go. Oh, we're dead. That's a cold ending. Okay.

This is a message for your fucking motherfucking roommate. You tell that motherfucking cunt he doesn't drop off my scent to fucking Josh by today. Tomorrow, I'm coming to your fucking house and I'm going to kick the fucking Christ out of you. And him. More or less him, not you. Let me

fucking tell you something. He's fucking asking for it now. I don't get that fucking sense of beating he's gonna get. He ain't even gonna be funny. Alright? You fucking pass that message on. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so Thank you. so Thank you. so so so so Thank you. music listen hell hell of a block but listen listen hell of a block and i don't want to diminish how good that was but i learned a little something what'd you learn oh oh you're talking about that uh in fact the mr matthews track i'm a little of

a film buff just not um when it comes to film let's just and i don't mean movies i mean film film when it comes to 16 millimeter a little bit of a buff all right he's just covering the end of not just he's doing a beautiful cover of the end. Name a few that Joe sometime, he sits us down and he explains the film to us. Oh, Sixteen Candles. Gremlins 2. Gremlins 2 is my favorite one.

Gremlins 2 is way better than Gremlins 1. Way better. I like the girl Gremlin. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Not in this moment. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't know sorry sorry it's okay it's not the place i didn't know it rewrite it's not the climate to like that kind of stuff right now no no no i don't believe in climate change no i'm a 90s man all right ozone layer my ass is what i've always said um and you know let's just you love your hairspray i love it i have a certain look

i kind of like and you know you put that stuff on inside. Like, it's going to make a difference outside. Yeah, like I don't have like a roof. How's it getting outside? Let me tell you, I got a couple of roofs. I got the doors closed, the fans on. I'm not letting the heat out. No.

Okay, I'm not heating the neighborhood. I'm telling my son constantly, Taylor, I'm not heating the neighborhood. Shut the goddamn door. Shut the dog door too. We don't even have a dog, Joe. No, you know what? We came with the house before. Came heating the neighborhood. Shut the goddamn door. Shut the dog door, too. We don't even have a dog, Joe. No, you know what? We came with the house before. Came with the house.

Anyway, that's the end of Buckaroo Banzai. It's the closing credits scene. Yeah. An iconic scene. You got it right away, right? Yeah, I was like, wait a minute. What is this? What's your favorite part from Buckaroo Banzai?

It's when the guy's like not you johnny i had that on laserdisc but i never never watched it i watched it but like in like uh chunks okay that's what he said that's my favorite snack that's what i said that's our position is all right you ready for a sweet treat treat. Give me two chunks. Tell me two chunks. You guys know him? I know him. Tell me two chunks. Oh, I know that song. Eight, six, seven, five.

Three. That was like the same time. Huh? Oh, I didn't plug my thing right in. So bad. Pizza. Pizza. Oh, I didn't plug my finger in. I'm so bad. You know what, Dave? Listen to this.

I use this. That's just my volume thing. That's a pretty good little wood block. Oh, yeah, do it. All right. Aren't we going out on this block? Yeah. We even got pizza in fucking forever.

I just want to point that out. Oh, yeah. What the fuck, man? I cannot tell you. It's confidential. The average. That revenue stream from the advertisers is just drying up. Too many pranks. That makes sense.

All of our investors pulled out. But you know what? Once we get these tax cuts, we're going to create a few new... We need to find some prank investors. Prank investors. Well, we're not really pulling pranks. I am. Oh, you are? I've been pulling on me. I do a prank on you every episode.

Really? I just don't get it? I just don't know I've been pranked? This is how you can sort of play a trick on your friends. A fool's jit. Well, you call them fingers. I'll call them propellers. Pizza! Alright, you call them fingers. I'll call them propellers. All right, you guys are too nuts.

Welcome to reality. All right, let's... I had a friend in confidence tell me that last episode was too nutty. I had the same conversations with my son. Don't I? Okay, what do you think this is? I've been trying to get this back on the rails the entire time, and you guys have just been so sugary.

I had a lot of sugar. Really, I got to say. What do you have, soda? It's got a little bit of daddy's nectar in there. This is daddy's. This drink's for daddy. No, sweetheart. You can't have this one.

This one's for daddy. I can't even do it. All right. Let's take this out. Let's do a last block to finish this off. I'm going to play. Episode 116. Jesus Christ.

Dave, how long have we been here? How many days? Twelve days. It's land is over. Yeah, let's blow through. All right, enough with the bullshit. I'm going to play this tape, A Thousand Mouths. How many?

What? A thousand. A thousand? Yeah. A thousand mouths? Mouths No a thousand Dave You know

Hi What do we do now? We We We We We We

We We We We We We We We

We We We We We We We We

We We We We We We We We

We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We We Whoa, I love it when it does that. We used to have... Yeah, yeah.

What the hell? I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. A Thousand Mouths, which is on L'Amour? It's written so small, I can't see it. Music and production by Anders Waldeen Walden?

I just want to tell you guys something If you ain't hungry It's no big deal I'm just sitting here If you ain't got anything right now You ain't It's alright I just like to hang out with you all

And And I love it So I just like to hang out with you all. I don't feel too good. I'm a sick large pizza. I'm a little sick. I'm out of here. Listen. We used to have advertisers. Yeah, we were living the good life.

I've got like a pedal and a module. It's living the good life. I was bragging about it. We have sponsors now. People are giving us stuff. Let's end this. Let's take this home. Let's just finish this up.

For the love of God god i said what i was gonna play like did you really what are you playing a thousand mouths oh a thousand mouths um self-titled tape on tape lamor correct more it's called tape lamor tape lamor i believe it just says lamor on the back i think i think if you're on the band camp if you're like a little i trust it's tape lamor yeah this is tape number 59 i believe did we play like something on this label last time i don't know i feel like we did if we didn't i've been listening to something on it a bunch um let me see it oh here we played something from last episode we, I think. We did, didn't we? Yeah. This is a project from Sweden, isn't it? Mm-hmm.

Yes. Makes sense. I love the Tape L'Amour logo. Oh, we mentioned that. Because remember we said the logo looks awesome on the internet, but it doesn't look that great on the spine? I remember that. You remember that?

Yeah. Dave, you also have a tape on this label, right? Yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. I knew that. The show looks awesome. It was not even planned, Joe. We just... I knew that, but I'm like this label, right? Yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. I knew that. That shit looks awesome. It was not even planned, Joe.

We just... I knew that, but I'm like... I'm like kind of just... I'm kind of locked and loaded. Simpatico, buddy. L'amour. Simpatico. L'amour.

I'm going to play this Lennberg tape. Morgan Drum. Lennberg! Lennberg! Get over here! That's my favorite cheese. You love... I love Lennberg. I love LENBERG.

I love LENBERG cheese. What do you eat it on? I eat it on toast. I'm more of a stinky Heimerdinger. I can't get into the stinky cheeses, Dave. I like the German farm cheeses. Nope. I like jazz cheese.

Jazz cheese. I love jazz cheese. Free jazz cheese. Yeah. Yeah, so this Lennberg on La More also from Sweden right somebody else

C45 let me say it I really like I'm going to ask you a question if you were gonna if you were gonna imprint a color on this show what would you pick yellow mike or maybe a blue a baby blue i changed one i changed mine to baby blue what do you got a color like just you know just for the text on the shelf. Text imprinting on the shell. White.

No, I changed mine. Gold. What is it? Silver? Silver. Silver. It looks good. Never would have thought silver would look good on pink. It looks real good on pink.

I think me and Joe just had four colors and none of them were silver. Yeah. Look at that. Very nice. Sometimes you're right. Sometimes you're wrong. It's like Lancome. I like it. That red is so...

This is such a weird color. If that cassette was an insect... Because it's not red, it's not necessarily pink. Let me say it. Yeah, it's kind of like a weird strawberry starburst kind of thing. If that cassette was an insect, nothing would get near it. They'd know, like, poison. Poison. Poison. Poison. Poison.

It only has one little spot on its head. She had me at my mind. What is that? Belbid? I don't know all the words. Belbid DeVoe? Is that who it is? All I know is,

damn, this looks so fucking nice. That's a good song. I remember Justin Timberlake covered it in one of his concerts. Oh, really? But you don't like him. Well, I mean, I like him. I just don't get his live shows.

He just doesn't understand it, Joe. I saw a thing where he was dressed up like serving cocktails. Okay, what do you think this is? Wargondrum? Is that the name of this tape? I can't say it. Dress up like a bartender. I didn't get it.

He's a big venue, too. You would think it would be like an intimate kind of setting thing. Then I have two to take this out with. Two to take this out. Andrew Anderson. be like an intimate kind of setting thing then i'm gonna then i have two to take this out with two to take this andrew anderson uh andrew anderson from a dead tongue self-released cassette a dead tongue uh i believe we grow up a dead tongue and joe i think we hold on a thousand mouths thousand mouths a dead tongue huh huh thousand mouths in one dead tongue huh it really makes you think that like there's no coincidences and like god could be like god could be like this chair you know like maybe like i'm

not religious but like i'm very spiritual and like it's like kind of like i don't lift to like impress anybody i live for like myself and my relationship i have with like yourself. God could be that chair. Or like maybe we're in somebody else's brain. Maybe it's you're the weight. Maybe you're the you know what I'm saying. Everything. This is a dude from

Well I've seen enough. Thanks everybody. From Austin, Texas. Taking on an addition of 40. thanks everybody from Austin Texas taping on an edition of 40 and um I read somewhere on Bandcamp that all the money goes to ACLU all the gross profits

profits are so gross right now profits are pretty gross profits are pretty gross that happened at my quarterly investors meeting we were all just like guys the profits are too gross have you seen them the stuff they do now filthy

your profits have been filthy sounds fun I've been wanting to talk about that with you and then let's end this whole thing Your profits have been filthy. Sounds fun. I've been wanting to talk about that with you. And then let's end this whole thing. Let's just... Yeah, end it. It's kind of like if this episode was a dog, we would have...

It would be an old yeller. We would have shot it. That's the contest. That's the contest. Wait, we're changing it. The quack thing. I hope everybody's been counting those goddamn quacks. That's the contest.

What's the contest. The contest is if this episode were a dog, what kind of dog would it be? And you tweeted at us and we'll pick our favorite one. Hold on. If this episode was a breed of dog. No, no, no. You're boxing people in. Don't say a breed of dog.

If this episode was a dog, what dog would it be? Oh, I see. Like a famous dog. Not would it be. Is it? What's the definition of is? Hmm.

That's Bill Clinton. If this... Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Gate. If this episode was a dog, Pizza. What dog would it be?

Right? Third person singular present of B. Tweet that to Tabs Out. And who gets to pick it? Let's let Joe pick it. I'll pick it. Joe, pick it. You got one week.

No, you got. I'll pick it for you. I'm giving you 72 hours, and then this offer. No, you know what we'll do? We're playing D&D. By the time this episode is up, we'll be together playing D&D. I'll be running blindly into a cavern and throwing acid at something.

That's what you do. That's what I do, baby. It's how I live. It's how I roll. All right? I'm like, I see the gremlin. All right, go. I get it.

What do we do now? We'll pick it there. We'll pick it there, the gremlin. All right, go. I get it. What do we do now? We'll pick it there. We'll pick it there, right? Okay. All right. Sun City Girls, Pelican 92. It's a... Oh, where'd you get that?

I actually bought this tape from... You bought that, huh? I did, from Lighten Up Sounds. They had it in their distro. It came out on a Russian label called... Russian? I know. Brestok.

Brestok. Brestok. I know, I know. As soon as it came in the mail, I started worrying Mueller was going to give me a BMI. Nostromo. This is a tape from... You like Russian pizzas? I can be Russian. I know Russian.

Nostromo. Pizza, pizza, pizza. Duh. Duh. You don't got me in the rest. Pizza, pizza, pizza! Duh, duh. You know what that means? Pizza, pizza, pizza! This is a tape from... You guys won't eat me or my skin.

Sit here over here and get all cold. Get all cold. You know when I get cold, the sauce in me and the cheese in me, they just... You can't tell them apart. You know what, that's a happy you wanna get all this before the hap Come on Next to you, Fendi Fender still today Cause you're so hot out, I love this place

You want me to take my peppers off Not unless the USA You want me, Mike What's up, Beto? You want me to Right. What's up, Bitson? Bitson! You want me to take my peppers off? Bitson! Bitson!

I'm just down to meet my little anchovies over here. I just got my anchovies on. I know I look good in this light too scary alright this is a a reissue of a tape came out

came out in 1992 as the title suggests 1992 is that what it said 1992 three that was a good year hell of a year 1992? 1992. Is that what I said? 1992? Three? That was a good year. 1992.

Hell of a year. Um... This is like when you die in Castlevania. Gah. Gah. Um... I say we just cut out all the talking of this show and just play sound effects. I think by now everybody knows who Sun City Girls is. If you don't, look it up. If you don't, look it up.

You know what's weird about this tape? It says 100 copies, only 50 available. So did they lose 50 right away, but they're still counting them? Maybe the other 50 they took on tour. Who did? Oh, I don't know. It's a mystery. It's Russia, so they use a lot.

A lot of their numbers are also in the alphabet, so it can get kind of iffy. It does get pretty. Went into their letters. So it's either an addition of 100 or an addition of 50. I'm not really sure. I got really into sublime frequencies for a little while. I got sublime too. You got into the deep cut.

The wheel. The wheel is so good. Did you ever hear that wheel? What are you talking about? There's this wooden water wheel and somewhere i think in the middle east maybe tunisia i don't know and it's like when it so when it rotates on it on its axis it literally sounds exactly like a sun track oh yeah yeah it's really really cool but there's a sublime frequencies track that is like a field recording of that.

And it just sounds like a bad recording of Sun. Yeah, it's so good. They've been dubbed so often, they're practically worthless. I like the ones that are just like Radio Nepal. Yeah. Where they're just like in like a taxi or something recording the radio. Yeah. I like those ones.

Yeah, they're really good, man. Anyway, that guy's in Sun City Girls. something and record the radio. Yeah. I like those ones. Yeah, really good, man. Anyway, that guy's in Sun City Girls. Yep. Big whoop. Yeah, what, you want to fight me about it?

All right, let's, you guys, you ready to, I'm ready. You ready to unplug these computers? I'm ready to strangle ourselves with the chords.

No, actually, play a little bit for me, Joe. What do you want me to go out with i got i got nothing thank you so much to anyone who's made it through what kind of dog would this episode be? Tweet us at TabsOut. We'll send you 69 tapes. I can't imagine anyone's here at this point. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. uh

uh Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to take a break. so I'm going to take a short break. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I love you. Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. uh I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. so uh Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I don't need to do that. It's all very quiet. I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a woman. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I am the one that's lying For everything that's left I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy

I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I don't know. We are, ka-pa-ka-ka-pa-ka-pa-pa-pa We are, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa We are, we are, we are, we are, we are We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are We are, we are, we are, we are, we are I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing. She and I, we're going on,

by the way, by the way, we're going on. That's my name, it's a pretty name, by the way, by the way, we're going on. I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing, I'm I feel, I'm just a man I'm for me, I'm for me Know how I feel, I'm just a man so me I will sing to you, I will sing to you, I will sing to you, I will sing to you. I will sing to you, I will sing to you, I will oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, how I want to die, die, die, die, die Oh, how I want to die, die, die, die, die

Oh, how I want to die, die, die, die, die Oh, how I want to die, die, die, die, die Oh, how I want to die, die, die, die, die Oh, how I want to die, die, die, die, die Oh, how I want to die, die, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know how to get up from this feeling Rolling on, what a sound of passion Who's out my way? Don't go see, don't make do Why don't we go to Jacksonville?

I could be, I could be Come on and sing at a town hall I want to know the truth