Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #117 | 1.7.18

Episode Date: January 7, 2018

Jack Hardy, Radiator Greys, Moomaw, Inspired School of the Astral Music, The Ether Staircase, Peter Kris, Collapsed Arc, Directives, Halfbird, Grasshopper, Ivy Meadows, and Damion Romero.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some Kasims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims. 30 years later.

We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Happy New Year.

Happy. That's a very rude intro. Happy New Year. Rude. Oh, you're one of those people. We can't say Happy New Year anymore? No, very rude intro. Rude. Oh, you're one of those people. We can't say Happy New Year anymore? No, I'm not talking about you fellas. You're talking about the war on Happy New Year? We'll get to that.

You are one of those people. Listen, not that I'm not, because between us guys, I definitely am. I'm talking about the intro song. Oh. The play the goddamn, it's so rude. It is. I don't like it. I like Good Boy Stop. I'm going to do all song. Oh. The play the goddamn, it's so rude. It is. Well. I don't like it.

I like Good Boy Stop. I'm going to do all Good Boy Stop in 2018. Mikey Boy's going good boy. You ain't good, huh? I'm doing all right wing stuff. No, I'm doing. Oh, 2018. Oh, yeah?

Are you done with regular bad boy? I'm going full bad boy. Full bad boy. Full bad boy. We got a tape I see here that came with rocks. You could throw those in some drains. Oh, yeah. That's full bad boy stuff right there. Well, these are tiny came with rocks. You could throw those in some drains. Oh, yeah.

That's full bad boy stuff right there. Look at how tiny these are pebbles. No, it's bigger than a pebble. I'm going to drop it for my high rise. What's the difference between a pebble and a rock? Joe, let's ask that question. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number one. One seventeen. I knew it this time, too.

One hundred and seventeen. That's a big masonic number. I'm Mike. It's the biggest. I'm Joe. I'm Dave. That is all true subscribe for the customer so how you guys feeling with the with the the new year uh upon us you would say yeah good so far it's been about a week pretty good pretty good week i'm pretty excited about this episode we haven't had a chance to sit down and just shoot the shit, fellas. Just chat. And we gotta give away some tapes

later. Give away some six. We still have to give away tapes from the last time. Wait, no one ever? Well, we did the thing where it was like, Dave came out with some stupid ass shit about like, if this episode was a dog. I think you did that. That was me? Yeah. That was pretty good, though. Wasn't that bad. But

you know, some people tweeted some dog pics. We'll pick one. Let's pick one. We'll pick one at the end. We'll discuss it during the show. I thought we picked one already. I don't know if we did. But we'll pick one now.

We'll give them the tapes. And then we've got to come up with another, a better way to give away tapes this time. Okay. Okay? Mm-hmm. All right. We're new to this. We are just getting our sea legs.

Got a new website. Joe, did you know we had a website? I knew we had a website. I didn't know it was new. Dave had a couple of our sea legs. Got a new website. Joe, did you know we had a website? I knew we had a website. I didn't know it was new. Dave had a couple of beavers build us a new website. Oh, wow. It's looking pretty good, man. It's a lot like the old one.

It's basically the old one. I basically just did all the things that needed to be done. Okay. That I haven't done for like the last two years. All right. Let's play some tapes. Because I hate doing it. HTML. Hot links. Part of it. What are we talking? That's for like the last two years. Let's play some tips. Because I hate doing it. HTML.

Hot links. Part of it. What are we talking? That's a little part of it. We got a whole web ring. There's a web ring or two on there. Oh, yeah. Message board.

Don't be surprised if you see a guest book entry. And if you get a chance, I want you to check out the counter at the bottom. I chose a... I better do something around here. I chose a pretty interesting color scheme. White on yellow. Because I'll go there in 2018.

Two hour back and forth with Haley today trying to figure out how to make the spacing between posts different. Because WordPress is such a fucking pain in the ass. It's funny because not only was it over the computer and on the phone, but also in person. It was a trifactor meeting between us

over this little space. I figured it out, though. Oh, you got it? I'm so good at building computers. Yeah, I figured that shit out. I knew you were good at computers. Well, let's talk about a few things I'm good at if we're going to get on there. Power, strength, fast, smart,

computers, sports, weapons, defense, offense. All right, Davey boy, why don't you play the first tape? Oh, you want me to start it off? Yeah, I think you're looking pretty interesting over there. Let's start off with some just regular old rock music. What? I love rock music.

Let's hold on. I think we're going to change format this year, boys. We're going to do rock regular I got a new rock oh oh rock all the time I got a no fix is that what is that chorus in cup sounds like I'm throwing up can I have some of that? I want some of that it's a little different for me you can't do it right alright I'm gonna play it's been a while since we've gotten

any tapes from these guys but a while back we got a shitload of tapes from a label called custom made music hell yeah we did that spanned a wide uh range time wide range yeah and this uh jack hardy tape i still throw this on now and again it's got some catchy tunes on it oh yeah catchy rock tunes i love rock is this rock and roll rock and roll rock and roll a little grudge oh I don't know if this is this sounds like I'm already breaking my good boy stuff bad boy here I know Jack Hardy tapes called for the

sake of finding your clothes oh yeah I'm custom-made music Joe B what do you think of that spine you should get that looked at Dave you that doesn't look straight I don't like it oh let me it you talking about the spine of the tape look at this space I don't think it's that bad the name's up too high is that what we're complaining about I'll get behind that

this name's up way too high it's hard to fix the margins hold on maybe hit the top it ain't budging she ain't budging name's up way too high. It's hard to fix the margins on this thing. Hold on, maybe hit the top. It ain't budging. She ain't budging. It looks like the singer from Creed. That dude looks like the singer from Creed. Scott Staff, let me see.

You guys want to just, instead of playing the tape, you just want to play one of those Creed Shreds videos? We were watching those at work. This guy's from Nolens. Oh, from Nolens? Yeah. Yeah.

Nice. Yep. So let's play this. Play that. I'm customing the music. What is this? It's Creed Shreds. I'm about to play some Dukin.

Dukin. Let's do it. Somebody should put a mixtape out of Just the Shreds audio. Every day. That'd be a good, like... Or, you know what would be even better? Is that... Next time you DJ at VOV, that should just be your playlist. Oh, there's shreds.

DJ shreds. Okay, I'm down for that. That's amazing. Dave, you're like a boy genius. That's so good. Maybe you're not so dumb. Okay, then I'm going to play this Radiator Grace tape that we just got in the mail. It's the first release on some new label called Divine.

That's a pretty tape. It is a pretty tape. It's a shredder, too. I think this is the cover of Live Performance. You're just messing. Look, you're not going to be able to use those tapes again you're not gonna be able to use tapes once you take

you're not supposed to remove the analog tape out of its protective shell radiator grays this is Josh Levi the jeans man what kind of jeans you wear

air to the air to the I don't wear jeans oh that's right you're not a jean man I stopped wearing blue jeans fucking years ago I knew

well I meant what kind of pants no more blue jeans no I meant what kind of pants. No more blue jeans? No. I meant what kind of pants. Joby, I found my size. I wear these now. Oh, what's your size? Levi's 513s. Yeah. 513s. Yeah. I want to get like 20 of these. What's your waist? Let me guess. Let me guess.

36-34. 36-34. What? I thought it would be... The length is 34? Yep. I thought it would be like 36-48. No, I'm all torso. You're all torso, huh? I'm a torso man. You are a torso man. He isn't a leg man. I knew that.

I like how it says... I get compliments on my legs all the time. It's very strange. Really? When I'm wearing shorts? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's mainly just for me, though. Damn, Dave, you have some nice-ass legs.

Yeah. Damn, Dave. People tell me that. Damn, Dave. Whatever up to them. This album is dedicated to Washington D.C. The city of St. Louis and the illusion of freedom. All good cities.

Oh I see what they did at the end. Cause it's like I think it was I think it's Ron Paul who was like he's like man if you think you're free man like it's all an illusion. It's like the matrix. You've been red pilled. What? Dave's constantly getting red pilled. You've been red-pilled. What? Dave's constantly getting red-pilled.

I want to take the blue one. This came out in addition of 100. What's your question, Dave? What's the question? Oh, I thought you were raising your hand. All right, Joby, then what are you going to play? Oh, what am I going to play? Give me the J card for this, man. Why are you trying to take it?

What are you doing? It's over here. Give it back. That's my personal property. I'm going to play this crazy one. Crazy packaging. What do you have there, man? I believe it's Moo-wah.

Moo-maw. Moo-maw. I miss my Moo-maw. Moo-maw, right? What's going on there, man? That's quite a box around that thing. Speaking of protective shells. It's like a little box that comes around the tape with a picture of the dude, I guess.

I don't know. What does that say? Acid Jock? Acid Jock 420. Dave, you used to be an Acid Jock, right? No, I think it's too... I know what it is. You know what it is?

Moo Mall is the project. Is the project. And it's basically like one side is one album, which is Ace Jewels 69. And the other side is Acid Jock 420. All caps, by the way. All caps. Say all caps. All caps to what? It's in all caps, right All caps, by the way. All caps. Say all caps. All caps to what?

It's in all caps, right? Oh, not here. Oh, not there? Moomaw. Oh, let me see. Moomaw. Or on the front. Nathan Moomaw, I think it is.

Or on here. Okay, never mind then. Three instances of... No. Three. Three. Three. And the cover says,

Include your favorite techno song. I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Let me see that case again, man. This box is a zoinker. Yeah, he looks like a zoinker. Oh, yeah. You think he's in bed right now, right?

No matter what time it is, he's in bed right now. This guy probably lives in Baltimore or something. Yeah, it looks like a Baltimore resident. Big time Baltimore resident. Pink tape. right now. This guy probably lives in Baltimore or something. Big time Baltimore resident. Pink tape. Really cool. Pink tape with the blue naroklo is very nice.

It's a good look. It is very nice. I agree. Then you hide it in this box. This is the label with the duck. Oh, yeah. This is the label with the duck. Oh, yeah. You're the label. Yeah. This is the label with the duck. Become Eternal. Yeah. I want your sticker.

I'm underwater duck. That's how they eat. It's a great website, by the way. Throw up, Dave. Throw up again. All right. Let's do these three. Test.

All right. Let's do it. That Test. All right, let's do it. That's what I said. I had the original idea. Thank you. The girl who's got you feeling like you never would Maybe you just want to run, run and take a good look We can take the fall, we can help you To help you when you you breathe the activated waves To let you start feeling like a concept You're not alone

Since starting our conversation We've been through seasons of our own We've seen things our own I'm searching for the answers that I want But some things I want You say, you claim, you hide So that I won't get your back Thank you. I want to save you from the ground Won't you come and take me? I wanna save you from the ground Let it go, baby We shouldn't you come and take me I wanna show that I'm coming for you

And take me down, down, baby You shouldn't have to come around I don't mind a company They take out the baby You should have never come back All I know is I am the one I'm turning your way All together I feel to remember In a way I feel so bad With so much fire inside All together I feel to remember All together I feel to remember I don't know what to say It's a pain

We didn't have to cry So we should come back and take it I wanna say we've had enough It's all right, my baby We should have come back here Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. so so so so so so Let's go. Thank you. I'm going to go it out of here. Thank you. Thank you. so so so Thank you. so so I'm going to go get some food. If you wanna fly Thank you. If you wanna fly If you wanna fly

If you wanna fly If you wanna fly It's your life Thank you. I'm lonely, I'm lonely, I'm lonely, I'm not going to be gone I'm not going to be gone Thank you. I wanna stay on your side I do love you I do love you I do love you I do love you Bye. Thank you. I love life. Thank you. Thank you. I have the same conversations with my son. That was an interesting block.

That was a very interesting block. That's like my street, boys. That's like my kids have some of those building blocks out there. I'd say that one's a very interesting block. I think that just goes to show, because, Joby, I think you and maybe Dave and probably me too, I'd say we're, I think, what you call tastemakers. We make taste, but I think we're also showing that we also, we're tastemakers, but we're also. Tasteful?

We're also, like, flavor tasters. We're tasting flavors, and we're making tasters. Subscribe for the customer. It's a very important job. Somebody has to be the one who does it. And with the government the way it is... Don't get me started. Fucking Obama. Obama. Don't get me

started. Thanks. Don't get me started. Alright, Joe B., I want to do something weird. Oh, you want to do something weird. We'll talk about it later. But before that, I want to do another thing weird. Let's go this way. Now you start. I hate it when you go this way.

You like when I do that? No. Is that what I heard? I have a filter, so I only hear positive things. It's like a black mirror. You guys ever seen that show? I haven't seen it yet. Don't smell it.

What if every word you touch was a lick? You mean blank meter? I love it. I was going to watch it last night, but then. It's a show that makes you think your screen cracked for like three seconds.

I hear the new, the Star Trek episode is really good. Yeah, it's pretty alright. It's pretty alright. It's pretty alright. The rest of the season was stupid.

Oh, really? Yeah. Alright. I'm going to play this inspired school of astral music, Seekers. Nice.

On Cosmic Winnetou. That's a good label. It is a good label. You don't hear as much from them as you did in another period when you heard more. I got three. Not as active as they used to be, right? Three last mail. Somebody had better do something about you.

Which I should have brought all three and we could have just played all three. Three. That would have been a good idea. It would have been. Why didn't you do that? I don't know. You should put your thinking cap on sometimes, Joe. All my tapes are very disorganized.

Well, you're a highly disorganized person. Yeah. Your aura is all off. Because I recently got a new car. So then I moved all the tapes that were in my car. Yeah. They were just then put in a box, then it was brought down to the basement,

and then I just... Joe, I think you're burying the lead here. You didn't get a new car. You got a new Prius. I got a Prius, baby. Because you look at the earth... This Prius sucks in the cold. Because you look at the earth,

and you say, I'm going to give back a little bit. I'm going to give back to you. Just a little bit. You pick up a hunk of grass, you put it in, rub it in your face. That's what it runs on.

It runs on grass. Hunks of grass. Just hunks of grass. Yeah. So it runs on grass hunks of grass just hunks of grass yeah so you pick up those not like shredded you could it has to be a hung it has to be like you got a little bit like yeah a little bit like that's an interesting block right it's got a block it's got to be a pretty interesting block i like how they run on grass and i also like um uh how some people smoke grass. I love doing that. That's the kind of people that drive these cars. People who smoke grass?

Yeah. Hippies. That's what they call them in my day. Hippies. Ravers. My ass is grass. He went there. I like how he's not real.

I've seen it. It's like a clip. I'll how he's not I'm just joshing. It's not real. It's not real. I've seen it. I've seen it. It's like a clay. We'll edit that out, right? It's like, yeah, I'll bleep it out. So that's the tape

I'm going to play. Okay. Let me see it. Are they all black and white in this batch? I don't remember. Because you got that new car.

What's wrong with your Prius, by the way? It's just bad in the cold. It's bad. I got like my tattoo that I got bad in the cold. Yeah got my tattoo that I got, bad in the cold. It looks nice, right? With the snake wrapping around it.

I don't get his forecast mileage anymore. Fucking snake wrapping around it. Taz on a pair of skis. When I decided to be a good boy, I said I'm going to do one bad boy thing. Good in the heat, bad in the cold. I got good in the heat on my other shoulder. With the flames around it? Let me flex.

Look at that, boys. That's sick ink. Oh, it dances. I got it. It dances. I make the flames dance. So the name of the project is Not Seekers. It's Inspired School of Astral Music. That's what I made of it music that's that's what i uh made of it okay that's what he said that's what i said that's obviously what the our position is

nice it's tight i like how it's numbered in here it's hand number though you don't like that no no the one number is fine let me guess the five is fine yeah the seven you don't know like the top when it's something like that when it's like like blank out of 100 and you hand write in the other number, that's fine. I don't know how some people write so small. Because the hundred is printed. You like that. That's fine.

I didn't say, I don't hate it. What's this tiny little. It's okay though. What's this tiny little sticker on the shell? Like a piece of scotch tape. It is scotch tape. They always do that. Scotch? Really? Yeah, don't pull it off. Don't pull that off?

I like picking things. Oh, get that away from me. There's one thing you know about me. I know how you like to pick and pull and prod. I tear my blankets to shreds. That's Cosmic Winnetou's thing. They do that little rectangular piece of adhesive strips.

Defer decorative adhesive. Yeah. Okay, tight. What are you going to play, Dave? Oh. A game where grunge? I'll play this tape that came out on Cave. I haven't played anything on Cave in a while.

Too scary. The Ether Staircase. In the Dark is scary. Oh, the Ether Staircase. Yeah. Are they from New York? That's a good city. Yeah, that's a good city, too.

I don't know. I don't know anything really about this project. Let's not even look it up. This is on Cave Recordings, correct? This is on Cave, yes. I don't like how Cave puts the brackets around their names. Their name's like... Bracket, bracket.

Not bracket. Parentheses. Oh, there's an echo. Oh. See, I'm not into fantasy. You don't know text speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I'm not into fantasy. You don't know text speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I'm not like...

I'm not into fantasy. I'm not into fantasy, so I don't really relate to things like echoes and stuff like that. That's more of a fantastical world for me. Echoes? Echoes are too... Too fantasy. If I'm walking under a bridge and I... Too fantasy.

No, I don't like it. Too fantasy. If I'm walking under a bridge and I... Too fantasy. No, I don't like it. Too fantasy. Somebody put some dampeners on these walls. Too rough. Too mean. You're scared of echoes, huh? Too spooky. Echoes are kind of crazy, though.

Yeah, they're crazy. No, it's not that I'm afraid of them. It's that I think they're too fantastic. And I don't... You're not having it. Yeah, I'm not having it. I like a little bit more... Nope. Nope. No, it's not that I'm afraid of them. It's that I think they're too fantastic. Too fantastic. You're not having it. Yeah, I'm not having it. I like a little bit more. Nope.

No, thank you. You're like a nice, dry room. Nice, dry room. Come on down. That's how God intended it to sound. All right, what are you playing, Dave? I just said. What is it? Staircase.

No, I'm not. On cable. Let me see it. Last from the past. When did this come out? I'd say sometime last year, maybe. Oh, I like the label on these shelves. It's nice.

Yeah, it's nice. With the hand stamping, I think. Hand stamping on the crest. Notice the hand ticking around the crest. This J-card's nice, too. I like this a lot. Very nice pattern. Yeah, it's beautiful.

Normally, I feel like cave recording stuff is like ripped up paper collages. Yeah, that kind of is too. Am I wrong? This is a little different though. Am I wrong? Am I wrong to think that, Dave? Come on. Give me a break. Give me a break. What do you think? Come on down to Mike's dry room. Give me a break.

Alright then, you know what I'm gonna play? Why not this Peter Criss tape? From Kiss? Yes. More Rock. I want to do More Rock. Yeah, but this isn't...

Look at the spelling, Joe. I've seen that spelling before. Hold on. Look at the spelling. If you want to laugh, look at the spelling. I've seen that before. It's a bit different. Who's this? Hello.

Is this vacation pizza? Do you have... I was trying to dial in pizza. I can't find it. I would love to. We'll figure that out because I would love to meet Hawaiian pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza. This Peter Criss tape that came out

sometime 2017 on Patient Sounds. Patient Sounds number 93. Still doing that dope ass template. I love that. That dope ass template. They make their J cards with WordPress, I think.

Or GoDaddy. Which one's the one that gives you the templates? Oh, shit. Pizza, pizza, pizza. template they make their j cards with wordpress i think it's or go daddy or which one's the one that gives you the templates oh shit he's back how you doing pizza i'm doing good you boys watching pizza actually we haven't got pizza in so long someone actually someone sent us a donation and they said we got a donation for 2525.69 from Thomas Lemanski. Thanks, Tom. Who says this is for that sultry cheese pizza here, Myers. Oh, that's for you. You hear that, pizza? Someone gave you $25.69.

And other tabs out here. Listen up. Put your thinking caps on. Send us some money for pizza. Yeah. How are we supposed to do this? You just put it in my wallet, girl. He can never get it just right.

You're always messing with my voice over here. You always got it all wrong. Pizza, what did you do for New Year's Eve? I took my pepperoni off. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Pizza, what did you do for New Year's Eve? I took my pepperoni off. Pizza, pizza, pizza. Slept by the fire. Slept by the fire. Got nice and toasty.

Pizza. Got a nice bubbly surface. Pizza, pizza. Cut me up in eight pieces you probably like it I tell these don't you I always know you

a little bit you know I feel like I'm being punked I feel like I'm on the X Factor Peter Criste from KISS I feel like I'm being punked. I feel like I'm on the X Factor. Peter Chris tape. From Kiss? I like Kiss.

I like rock and roll. Put some of that shit on this party. I use this tape. It's called Dutch Flat. He was a cat, right? He was a cat. Peter Chris was a cat. I think he was the cat. Yeah.

He was stupid. He was the stupid. Yeah. He was the stupidest. You know someone else is just the cat now? They just have another cat. Some other guy is just the cat. Oh, really? Yeah. You just make any man the cat? I think that they're... I didn't realize you were...

You're not going to believe it. Every time you leave the room to do, God knows what you want to do. And Joe, we'll talk about this later, what we think he's doing. Did you know that a mother, and excuse me, fucking pizza comes in here. Yeah, right. Give me a break. Dave, not only that, it talks to me and Joe. You boys are smoking a little too much of that grass.

Because you know I like to play these kind of scientific tricks on people. German army, dude. Did I say that yet? German guy from the German army? Yeah. The modern German army? What are we talking about here? No.

Classic heyday. All right. Let's play these three tapes. Do it. And then when we come back, I want to meet Hawaiian Pizza Dave. Ooh, Dave's getting something. Ooh, Dave's getting tired. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. My five hours. Hey, I'm me. All right, let's do this. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © B Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so The so The The The I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And we are back. Now we're back. No, I'm not. That was a somber fucking block, man.

Am I right or am I right? Come on. Someone back me up here. You know that I need confirmation. Subscribe for the customer. Give me something. Joby, let me hear that voice. I'm still chewing.

I know Dave doesn't like mouth chew sounds. No, go ahead and chew. Let's give you a moment for you to chew. Go ahead. Oh. That's it. All right. I'm going to take this in a different direction.

Oh, I want to do this one. That'll work. This is a... Duh. Duh. Oh, Mike. $130,000. Get the fuck out of here. This is really, really scary and difficult.

$130,000. Three. This is a... Put it in the crock pot. So, David Russell, the label of sound design recording out of Cleveland, Ohio, changed their name to Polar Envy.

Yeah, I was wondering. He got a virus. And put out two new tapes. I love that that part in the movie is what? Like three minutes long? Yeah, but it's so much of Dave's soundboard. But no, he keeps getting new stuff. Yeah, it's always fresh.

Somehow he keeps it fresh. How do you do it, Dave? Run me through your day. Somehow he's like, you know what? What about that other part? Run me through a day when you're getting sound clips. And it's all gold. That one was actually an accident.

Because I just moved the scrubber over a little bit just to see what it was. It looked like the beginning of talking. It worked out perfect. Yeah, I was wondering. The David Russell snake tape by that project. And another project that David Russell does, Collapsed Ark.

That's the tape I'm going to play, Intention by Collapsed Arc. This is his weird, choppy... Scrum for the customer. Put it in the crock pot. All weird shit. You boys like weird shit? Spam sucks.

I'm not going to go. I'm not gonna go I'm not gonna get it if you didn't get it but yeah put out these tapes I'm gonna play that one tight cover I love this artwork

that he does ooh it's black and white they're both black and white but I like the the weird collagey weirdness it makes me think of some reason

Alice in Wonderland I'm not really sure why oh yeah you're getting Alice in Wonderland I'm getting Alice in Wonderland vibe hmm let me see sure why. You're getting an Alice in Wonderland vibe. Let me see it again. Step it down the rabbit hole. Let me see if I can see why I think that.

I don't know why I think that. I feel like I might have a double tape Polar Envy comp. An Ohio comp. They put that out maybe four years ago. Similar style. This dude was working at Hallmark or something for a second and was making laser-etched Noroco cases.

Oh, really? Yeah, that one has the shape of Ohio etched in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. It's nice. You know, I like when they go the extra mile, Joe. The extra mile. Dave, agree with me on this.

There's no traffic on the extra mile. Can you say... I want all, I want all the tabs out people out there, put on your thinking caps, put on your listening caps, and I want you to listen to this because if you learn anything, this is what you're going to learn. Joe, let's hear that again. That there's no traffic on the extra mile. There's no traffic on the extra mile. Yeah, I was wondering. Yeah, so just do it. Just go to the extra mile. Yeah, I was wondering. Yeah, so just do it. Just go the extra mile.

Like, tell me about the traffic in the lane where it's just like a tape in a little plastic bag and there's like spray paint on it. What lane is that? What lane is that? That's not the extra mile. What is that? No, that's the shoulder. That's the shoulder. Way back though, right?

Way back. Way back. That's the off ramp. The off ramp. The wrong way on an off ramp flat tire but there's no traffic say it again there's no traffic on the extra mile

Dave can you give him a little bit of an effect of some sort anything anything will do there's no traffic on the extra mile alright then what are you going to play me? who me? On the extra bio. All right, then. What are you going to play? Me?

Yeah. Who, me? Yeah. I'm going to play the tape with the rocks. Oh, shit. The bad boy tape. The bad boy tape. When a tape comes with rocks, you know you're supposed to bad boy sup with them.

Throw them at a... Throw them at... How you boys are still here? I was taking a little pizza now. You were taking a little what? A little pizza now. I was in the cow zone. You boys want to come to the cow zone?

The cow zone's a place. Oh, yeah. It's the place of my mind. It's a place of my imagination. I think about all kinds of things. I think about people eating pizzas. I think about pizza delivery. I think about burger.

I think about all kinds. You think about people eating pizzas? You think about people eating pizzas when you think about something you enjoy? I love it. I wouldn't think you would think about people eating pizzas when you think about something you enjoy? I love it. I wouldn't think you would think about it. I think you would think about something you think about. I'm always asking you to give me a slice. I'm curious why I think so.

I'm curious why you look like a pizza boy. I think so. So much. So much persuasion that you're wearing a little piece. I got stuff for us. I got stuff gross. I got stuff gross. Yeah. Come on. Come on. I'll get a little bit. Come on. I'll take my papillomies off. I'll take them off. Just lean on the floor. It's alright. You don't mind.

You don't have to be all mean, perfect, just put them on the floor and we'll help. You don't tell me how to do it. You like green puppies, you want a green puppy, I'll help myself. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

You can fold me in half, fold me in half. Fold me one half. You don't even like that. You can fold me in half, fold me in half, Chris. Fold me right in half. Yeah, like that crease, that crease, that crease, all down your arm. You know what, yeah, just lick it right off here. You don't need a towel, just lick it right off here. There you go. This was like my castle. I love my castle. I love it so much. I'm going to play this directives tape.

Okay, that's the one with the rocks. It's the one with the rocks. It's got a very handmade quality to it. Because when you see rocks, did I talk about... Oh, they're painted, too. Oh, Good Boy Rocks. Yeah, Good Boy Rocks. I didn't know they're...

Why are they Good Boy Rocks? Why are they Good Boy rocks? They're crafts. They're crafts. These aren't throwing. You don't throw these. No, that's like a Boy Scout makes a fake arrowhead and decorates it. There's a Good Boy.

Good Boy burn pebbles. Oh, I got my low end what is this tape this is Jesus Christ man I can't figure it out I don't

that's my nose bleeding I think it is this is on objects A U B J E C T S how do you say it oh Jesus Christ man there's no way you're going. How do you say it? Oh, Jesus Christ, man. There's no way you're going to be able to say it. Those aren't even words.

A-U-J-X. Oh, you're talking about the name of the label? What are you talking about? Oh, you're talking about the name of the tape. No, I'm not going to even attempt that. Joe, I don't want you to even waste accent marks and umlauts. First of all, how many letters are in the first word?

I don't want you to waste your time. I don't want you to waste... Like, if you send us this tape and you expect us to say the title, you're expecting us to waste our time. Am I right? There's 13 letters in the first word. What? Get out of here. In just one word. Just play it.

In just one word. Let me see it. It lists the members. In just one word. Let me see it. I like, hold on. It lists the members. All right, go ahead. And what they play. Right at the top it says Robert Newell. Okay.

Bass. Okay. Then D. Petri. Guitars. Oh, I know D. Petri. Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guitars, metals, field recordings, reel-to-reel, drum kit, programming. Metals.

Metals. Mixmaster. Metals. Sandpaper. Ink stamps, glues, typeset, design, yeah, yeah. Guitars, metals, field recordings, reel-to-reel, drum kit, programming. Metals. Metals. Metals. Mixmaster. Metals. Sandpaper. Ink stamps, glues, typeset, design, home dub, assembly. I told you it's a craft. This is a craft tape.

And then Hillary Ullman, Tiffany, bowed cymbals, miscellaneous percussion. I just feel bad for Robert. He just gets bass. Like, that's it. You couldn't even list it as pedals? Well, sometimes an artist. Maybe it might be a bass oh yeah well sometimes an artist likes to really focus in on one instrument a lot i don't really do that because i do power strength smart muscle long tape too uh cave drawings oh that's that is full i don't know how long that is but it's a lot dang girl that looks like a pound of salami in there. Pound of salami.

All those tapes, excuse me, all of those covers are like, you know, unique covers. Oh, yeah. Oh, and that's why I said it has a handmade feel, because it is handmade. There's a handmade, I like the handmade feeling. There's some rocks in there. Look at the patina. It's got a rock tumbler. Remember those things? I remember a rock tumbler.

Yeah, I got one. You have one? Yeah, I just got one. That was one of one. You just got one? Yeah, I just got one. Oh, nice. I didn't know what to ask for for Christmas. I just got one. You just got one? Yeah, I just got one. Oh, nice. I didn't know what to ask for for Christmas.

I asked for a rock tumbler. What are you, 10? Well, I had one when I was 10, and it didn't work, and it always bothered me. What did you get for Christmas, Joe? So I asked for some D&D stuff. Okay. And then I asked for- What are you, 10?

Yeah, I know, right? I'm the only one who got a grown-up gift. So then from my parents, I asked for some D&D stuff, the new dan brown book guy wrote da vinci code i like i like those you like a puzzle i like a thriller you like a you like the thrill of a puzzle yeah like yeah i love that shit yeah um so but my mom got me the book uh-huh um so when what's the problem was it on when i was with her the other day i was reading it and she's like so what's that about D&D and I was like

you do a good your mom by the way that was spot on I feel like your mom I feel like your mom was in the room it literally says on the cover

from the author of the Da Vinci Code and then I'm like no this is like the guy that wrote the Da Vinci Code and she's like are you sure

she didn't say she's smiling at me and I was like Tom Hanks the movie with Tom Hanks she goes oh are you sure she didn't say... She's smiling at me and I was like, Tom Hanks, the movie with Tom Hanks? She goes, oh! Are you sure she didn't say...

I love that movie. Is it about a little DNC? DNC? A Da Vinci encode. Oh. I think she had it. Slow down. The way you talk about your mother.

What big boy gift did you get? You should be ashamed. What? What big boy gift did you get? I got a 64 gallon trash can. I did get a pull-up bar. Oh, hell yeah you did. Yeah, yeah. I was wondering about that. I got a 64 gallon trash can. I did get a pull-up bar. Oh, hell yeah, you did. I was wondering about that. I got a really nice butter dish, a specific butter

dish that I've been wanting. A butter dish? Who are you? I got a nice Fiestaware butter dish. Oh, Fiestaware. Peacock. Looks real nice. I leave my butter out now. It looks so nice. Leave my butter out. You don't got to refrigerate it. I see. Look at this space.

Dave, what are you going to play? I'll play this half bird tape. Half bird. Joe's got a half bird. I do have a half bird. You can only get a half bird. I always got a half bird. Always.

It's like my normal. That's why you wear those special pants. This is a cassette store day release. Happy cassette store day, by the way. When was that? Now? 2017 sometime. 2017.

Yeah, man. Last year. SDM Records. Oh, I'm into SDM. I love SDM. I do freaky stuff. I really like the cover of this. They made like a, what would you call that?

A what, Dave? Come on. Kind of like a, there's a plane, like a, a plane, like not an airplane, but a plane. Oh, not an airplane.

That doesn't look anything. What kind of airplane you be flying, Dave? Airplane 2? The sequel? I love Airplane 2. What's your favorite line from it? When he goes to the door

and goes like, shh, shh, because that's the sound the doors make in Star Trek. But you have to say it to get the doors to open in that movie. See the joke?

Yeah, I'd say it. I get jokes. I get all kinds of jokes. Humor is one of my things. With a nice mountain in the distance on the plane. I do. Let me see that. That's tight as shit.

Made up of digital collages. Ooh, I see that. Looks like an old science fiction novel. Yeah. It's like a plane made out of Morse code. Oh, you're really painting a picture for me. Tell me more, Dave. I wonder if it is Morse code because it's dot, dot, dash, dash, dot, dot, dash, dash, dot, dot.

Keep going. Joe's getting really into ham radio. That's going to be my new thing, ham radio. But it's like radio shows about ham. What do you do when you're into ham radio? I get it that you make the radio. That's an aspect of it, right? Like you actually build the radio? You build the radio.

Yeah, like your amps and stuff like that. The more amps you got, the bigger your signal or something. I get that part of it, but then once you're on it, you're just like, hey man, this is the toaster. What are you doing? Yeah, you just make buddies, I guess. You just make buddies?

I guess. I never really understood it. It's like a chat line? Yeah, my stepdad's, I guess. You just make buddies? I guess. I never really understood it. It's like a chat line. Yeah. My stepdad's grandfather or father was really into that stuff. Did he know the toaster? He might have known the toaster, yeah. He had a big old setup. It's a very popular name. Stacy's friend bought this house, and the previous owner was really into it. Good for her.

A lot of millennials aren't doing that. There was this one room that had plugs, like outlets. You told this story before. Everywhere. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. They take a lot of juice. Please, no like outlets. You told this story before. Everywhere. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. They take a lot of juice. Please, no repeat stories.

Lots of juice. Lots of juice. You're going to have to go back. I feel a little throwback. Go back to episode 115 or 116. You probably just heard that story. Oh, yeah. I just heard that story.

That's how we're going to give away the tapes. That's how we're going to give away the tapes. First person to tell us the episode that you referenced. That I referenced. The ham radio. The ham radio room. And like in my wife's friend's house.

My wife. Dave, you're coming out of Borat. Very cool, Dave. That was very cool. That's one of the things I like about you is that coolness level. That might be hard. The segment's getting long.

How long do you think it's been? Extra long. I segment is getting long. How long do you think it's been? Extra long. I love extra long pizza. Extra long pizza? I like tall bread. You like tall bread? Is that a short bread? I thought it was a set of flat bread.

It's in the bread family. It's all bread. We're all bread. We're all bread. The human body is's all bread. We're all bread. We're all bread. The human body is 72% bread. So when it comes down to it, we're mostly bread. We're all wheat based. That's what they call us.

The wheats. I'm gluten free. No, you're not. So just to be clear, to give away the 69 tapes, you have to tweet at Tabs out the first person to do it in the continental United States. The first person to tweet at us what? What about the episode?

What episode it was. What episode it was that I first referenced. What episode it was? The ham radio room. So now we have to figure out what it was. In my wife's friend's house. Yeah. And tell us a specific thing about it.

That there were a lot of. No, but like not you, them. Tell us a specific thing from it. That there were a lot of... No, but not you, them. Tell us a specific thing from the original telling. Oh, okay. Right? Well, no, just tell us where it is. Okay, whatever. I'm trying to make it...

That was first referenced in the episode 110 at 52.43. Okay. And then we'll give away the other tapes when we come back. Let's play these tapes. Oh, yeah, we'll announce the winner of the previous tapes. Of the previous tapes. All right, let's do it. Go, go, go. Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go. The End Let's go. I'm sorry. Thank you. so

so Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get this thing view of the water. I'm going to sleep in this little tent. I'm going to sleep in this little tent. so so Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon ¶¶ so uh ¶¶ so Thank you. I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero

I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero I'm a hero Thank you. Here we go. Collapse art. Directives. Collapsed art.

Directives. Half bird. Half bird? There's some jazz. I noticed some jazz in there. My mom knew a half bird. I like yes. Yeah.

I love yes. In high school. Yes is a good genre. Tell me more about genres you like, genre guy. I like rook. I like yes. I like rock. I like yes. I like mambo.

I like pop. Pop slash rock. You ready to... Oh, you know what we need to do? Give away those 69 tapes. Did we do that yet? From the previous episode. From the previous one.

Where Dave's dumbass question or my goodass question. I can't remember what it was. I'm pretty sure. I think it was Dave's stupid idea. I think that, oh, I think you should also have to name what Dave's, whose idea it was for the dog thing. Well, now that this guy doesn't get to win now. Okay, no, no, no, no. This guy does.

Let's get, let's, we said if this episode was a dog or something, right? Yeah. And this. What kind of dog would it be? But earlier in the episode... But the first thing we said was to count how many quacks. Yeah, I don't have quack on the soundboard tonight, but it was count how many quacks.

Well, Dave, do it. Quack. Yeah. Oh, my God, Dave. I don't know if that was that. I thought you said you didn't have it on the soundboard. Frank. So this person, as I scroll through trying to find them

tweeted something about how they were going to start over the episode and count all the quacks and I just thought how great that's going to be when they figure out that is no longer what you have to do you have to send a dog thing so they sent a dog thing

but I can't find it here it is it's like a dog snake it's very scary but also very majestic and I think it's real let me see it's the snakes

don't have ears no it's the body of a snake but the head of like a wolf so what do you mean you think it's real I think that's a real animal

I didn't know you were into cryptozoology yeah I was wondering because there's a lot of cultures we don't know about, Joe. Oh, there are. Do you know how much of the ocean is unexplored? Do you know how much of the earth is bread?

A lot of it. We're mostly bread. Humans are mostly bread. Everything is bread. Everything is bread. At Benet Simon Test. Hmm is the name. Or Benet Simon Test, whatever.

You won. You won. You'll get these tapes. Send us your address and we'll send you we don't already have the address huh no I'm just doing it right now I'm picking it right now 69 dummy road that's where all my mail goes it comes here I write that on

it and I put it back in the mailbox all right you ready to go out with these last few tapes yeah What do you got You have two You know it's weird Because you have two but Dave has none I brought one extra tape How about this do you want to do this

Give one to Dave and let him do Dave you do Close your eyes No here's what I want Look Dave hold on Shut up Shut up I didn't even say anything Hold on. Close your eyes. No, here's what I want. No, how do I do it? No, here's what I want. Oh, no. Look, Dave, hold on. Shut up.

Shut up. I didn't even say anything. Joe. Yeah. Give him the Ivy Meadow one. All right. And I want you to, like, not knowing anything about it, I want you to intro it. Tell us what it sounds like.

Okay. Let's see how close he gets. Well, first, I'm going to play this. I'm going first, though, Dave. Oh, okay. No, no no let him go first no no no wait you go first I'm going to play this grasshopper tape

and that's my firm answer that's it you're going to play this grasshopper tape Jesse DeRosa New York City Duo Jazz Noise Duo which is two covers one of Zombie Flesh Eaters 1979 Newark City Duo. Jazz Noise Duo. Jazz Noise. Which is two covers.

One of Zombie Flesh Eaters, 1979. OST. And then Assault on Precinct 13th. Hold on a second. Dave, can you unmute my laptop? Oh, sorry. It is unmuted. I'm getting no juice here.

I don't know what to tell you, man. Did you do something when you made the tape go? Volume's all the way down. Too spooky. It's unmuted. I'm getting no juice here. I don't know what to tell you, man. Volume's all the way down. It's back up. I'm back in commission. Hold on, Joe. Let me do this. I'm a good boy now. I want to apologize for blaming you. Okay?

All right, Dave. Joe, what do you got? Jesse has that new lathe label. Not quite archaic. Yep. he put this out on a lathe And then I guess he just also put it on tape Yeah I was going to ask, is that new or is that old? I mean I'm not sure I think those recordings are older Have they been released before?

They were online at one point I don't know if they were in physical format All ones and zeros Isn't everything just ones and zeros? Like it makes you think about like a black mirror online at one point. I don't know if they were in physical format. All ones and zeros. Isn't everything just ones and zeros? It makes you think about a black mirror and what if everything you touch... What if your mom was a robot and all the letters you touched were links? A human couldn't even pick up a book anymore without opening up links. I'm going to play this Ivy Meadows tape.

What's that all about? It's like a dreamy synthy kind of thing. You know. What are you basing that on? What's the sound? No, I'm not. I really dig the artwork of this. There's maybe like a watercolor

painting. Did you draw this? Of a lady and a fox. Was she in the woods? Maybe in the woods. Maybe a mystical person. It says I love magic. What's it say about magic? I cannot tell you.

It's confidential. It says magic is life. Magic is life. On the cover, yeah. This is how you can sort of kind of trick on your friends. The fox is a star guide that's what it says oh yeah you almost got him star Fox Star Fox and on

the inside our farm whoa crazy temple crazy black-and-white temple that's tight I like that a lot yeah made out of a little like graphic art I love graphic design I'm a big muscle speed speed, weapons, graphic design. It's like the Tales of Arabian Nights. Hold on. Romantic. Romantic. I didn't know that. Like a nice star background. It's beautiful.

Who's your favorite star? My favorite star. Jim Airy. Jim Airy. Somebody do that. Do not come in here. And that's's gonna take us out for no i'm gonna take us out slow your own oh back the fuck up oh i thought it was you fooled me i fooled you i'm gonna take us out with the classic hansen tapes release okay missing link by damian romero oh that's right that's a good one yeah it's from like 2007. I had it down here somewhere and I lost it.

They keep all those in print, right? You can order most. I think you just order them. They're all like, yeah, they're just white C30s. I write the name on them. I know you write the name on them. You have the smart move. You know what I like to do?

I like to write the name on them so when they fall, or if one mischievous one gets left in the deck, I'm going to know exactly what it is because you know what, boys? I'm not going to be able to tell most signs by listening. So I'm going to need other clues. I'm going to need other signifiers to let me know. Yeah, I was wondering.

It's a good idea. It is. It's not just a good idea. It's just smart. Yeah. It's basically genius. I'm a very stable genius. So I know what I'm doing here.

Classic Hanson template. I like... What is this? A box with like... There are cats in there? Birds in there? Cats and dogs, I think. Cats.

I think they're hands. Hands. Yeah, I was going to say hands. Definitely not hands. No, look at them. Mike, you're so dumb. They're like hands dripping. Yeah, it's like dripping bloody hands in a wooden box.

Knowing that, let me see. Like a shadow box. Yeah. Knowing that. Oh, yeah, definitely. What did you say? Like maybe like a... Like a dog.

Like a dog or a deer, like a reindeer. That was like a Christmas tree thing. This is like a... Not a Venn diagram. What's the inkblot thing? It's a Rorschach. Yeah, it's a Rorschach for Mike. So what does that say about me?

I don't know. That's not for me to decide. Definitely not a stable genius. You're not a stable genius. I bet it talks about my muscle. Or my smart. It talks about your muscle. I bet it talks about my speed and agility and kindness. Alright, you ready to do this? Let's do it.

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