Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #118 | 1.28.18

Episode Date: January 28, 2018

Forest Management, Brett Nauke, Dominic Coppola, Darren Keen, Patrick Shiroishi, Sharon Gal, Střed Světa, Platzangst, Smegma, Charlemagne Palestine, Jack Taylor, and Twig Harper.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. That could be Sean's number. I have no clue. We're gonna play some cassette. They hear me like, we're gonna play some cassette. They're like, you're sleeping.

We're gonna play some cassette. We're gonna play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 118. I am Mike. I'm8. I am Mike. I'm Dave.

I'm Joe. Good job, boys. Thanks. We took an extra week off, if you ask me. Yeah, Mike was... This isn't going to be true, whatever he says. Go ahead and get it out. He was participating in the world's biggest dummy contest.

And he won. Yeah, he won. He won. Good job, Mike. Well, you know. The world's biggest dummy. I think if you win, if you're smart enough

to know how to win the world's biggest dummy contest, then aren't you? Let me ask you this, Joe. Were you even invited to the contest? I wasn't.

Not this year. Dave? Yeah, I was wondering. No, no. I was not. I was last year's winner. That's one of the skills I learned.

You can't win two years in a row. Did you just burn yourself? No, that's just the rules of the contest. But Davey Boy, what was your birthday last week? You took a little time off? Yeah. He's getting...

35. 35. That's the big one. The mid-dirty 30s. That is the big one. That's the one I. The mid-dirty 30s. That is the big one. That's the one I think they, legally, they can't guard you anymore. They can't guard you anymore? No, in basketball, they can't guard you.

You're 35? You're 35? I should sign up. You should sign up for basketball. For the NBA? Hell yeah, you should, man. You got the height. I think sign-ups are out this week, right?

What position? Dunker. Yeah, Dunker. Lead Dunker. Dunker, Fowler, Whistleblower. Like Edward Snowden. He played for the Chicago Blue-Els, right? You would be the Edward Snowden of the NBA.

The Chicago who? What do they call him? But I'm right. I don't know, but what did you say? Oh, I thought you said Blue-Els. The Chicago Blue-Els? The Chicago Pool Noodles. No, they play football, Joe. Oh, sorry. you said bloodles. The Chicago bloodles? The Chicago pool noodles.

No, they play football, Joe. Oh, sorry. I can always get my sports balls mixed up. I don't. I'm a bit of a jock. We should start off the show. We have three mystery packages here. Not too scary.

It is very, very scary. I'm a prank. I'm a prank. I prank in the paint. That's my position. I prank in the paint? Yeah, I tie the bottom of the net together. You're like a prank. I'm a prank. I prank in the paint. That's my position. I tie the bottom of the net together. You're like a globe. You're like a goddamn globetrotter out there.

You're globetrotting, yeah. Yeah, I did the whistling on that song. Did you guys know that? Oh, you did that? You did that theme song? Good for you. Yeah, I'm still living on the residuals. Oh, yeah?

What do you make from something like that? Like, what do you make? Like, if I whistled it right now, what would you get? Well, you get paid every time somebody plays it. So if I played it right now, what would you get? A dollar. Yeah, a dollar. It's the industry standard. A dollar a play.

What if Joe played it? A dollar. It's the same. A dollar for both of us? What if we both played it but at the same time? Well, $2. Also, it depends. Like, are you playing it in a bar?

Three. Yeah. It's more of a pub. It's like a gastropub. Then commercial prices kick in. It's an American gastropub. Can I ask you guys a question and then we'll play some tapes? Yeah.

What is a gastropub? I'm not sure. I think it's just like a place where they serve beer and pub food, I think. That's it. So it's a pub. So it's a bar. Yeah. So what's a gastropub? It's just another name to get you to go. It's just a fancy name's it. So it's a pub. So it's a bar. Yeah. So what's a gastropub?

It's just another name to get you to go. It's just a fancy name for it. Yeah. The food's a little bit fancier, right? It's another secret society, I think. Yeah. I went to a gastropub in Washington. Ooh, did you?

I had hush puppies, but they had crab meat in them. So I think that's what makes it a gastropub. Yeah. And then maybe it's like a beer batter or something. I found one interesting thing here. With a fancy beer or something. Yeah, onion rings with a like a beer batter or something. I found one interesting thing here. Like a fancy beer or something. Yeah, onion rings with a stout beer batter. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting.

All right. Unifactor tapes. Just put out a new batch. Three tapes. Three of them. These ones. We got them in here in front of us, but they're- In sealed envelopes.

Yeah, they're in- We have no clue. I don't like snakes. It might not be... There's snakes on every one of those. Yeah, their logos are snakes, and that's pretty damn scary. I'm going to let it slide because they're sparkly,

and that makes me feel a little bit more comfortable. Well, before we open them, we should guess which one... Dave, Jesus Christ. Oh, give no... He has no restraint. You'd never make it to the post office. Okay, I'm ripping mine open, too. I was just wondering if we wanted to guess which one

we were going to get. Oh, I got the good one. I don't know what the bad one is. I'm not going to... When you said I got the good one... I mean, now I could say, like, oh, you got the red gnocchi one. Because you're going to say... Well, I don't know. It's the good one. Who else is in this batch?

I don't even remember. Forest Management. And Dominic Coppola. I don't know Domin to say it anyway. You shouldn't say it. It's the good one. Who else is in this batch? I don't even remember. Forest Management. That's what I got. Forest Management's good, too. Dominic Coppola. I don't know Dominic Coppola. He did The Godfather, The Outsiders. I started watching The Godfather the other night. I think Robin Williams' movie called Jack.

No, no, no. I've seen it before. The part where he's like, I am your father. I am your father. The covers on these goddamn things. Oh, these are beast. You kidding me? I am your Godfather. Who did these goddamn things. Oh, these are bees. You kidding me? I am your godfather.

Who did I'm your godfather part two? I have another offer that you will continue to be able to unrefuse. Hey, stop shrink wrapping your goddamn tits. Yeah, come on. I like it, but it's stupid. Yeah. That's how I feel about both of you boys. I love you.

I like you, but you're stupid. I feel like I'm opening a pack of smokes. Yeah, I don't know. What is that when they do that? Do they get the tobacco in it? Yeah, you pack it so it burns slower. That's like me. You pack me so it burns slower. Who did the artwork for all these things?

I don't know. It's beautiful. They're like psychedelic swirlies. Mine's not a swirl, though. His isn't a swirl. And mine's like a spirograph from another planet. Yours is different from the other two. Yeah, I'm getting sucked into a vortex. I like these little logos on the download card.

Oh, shit. Or whatever you want to call them. Oh, mine's different, Joe. Let me see yours. Yeah, it's like a mural. So let's go on this adventure together. Let me see yours. I'll show you mine. Oh, this is cool. yeah, it's like a mural. So let's go on this adventure together. Let me see yours. I'll show you mine.

Oh, this is cool. Let me ask you boys a question. Are your insides as nice as my insides? Because these are some pretty insides. Oh, let me see your insides. Look at that. The all black and white. The outside's so colorful.

The outside is like a Miami dolphin. And the insides is high contrast. A Miami dolphin on like... This is tight. I don't know what's going on in mine. What's that show? Suck it to me. Nixon? I don't know Miami. What's that show? Suck it to me. Nixon?

I don't know. Remember that show Nixon did? Suck it to me. Yeah. What was it called? I don't know. What was it called? Like Laugh Factor or something?

I don't know. Laughing. This is like... Let me see your inside again. Girl, I'll show you my inside. You take that. Look at mine. Do you think...

What's going on? There's a crowd and one guy has a balloon. They're lined up to see jazz, I think. But isn't that a golf tee? Like they're watching a golf game? Oh, they're playing a, let me see that. I think they're watching. Dave, these people are playing games.

You like that, don't you? I love games. I think my guy's like having a dream. No, that's, the inside is like, you would see that on the wall of like, they like had a city that like, they hired someone to do a mural on, like, they had a city that, like, they hired someone to do a mural on the wall, and it looks like that, all these people.

It looks like Sergeant Pecker. It does look like Sergeant Pecker. But Joey Boy, that's not a golf tee. I think that's a bird. You think that's a bird? I think that's, like, a North American pelican. You guys looking at the little, the dip on your, what's the back of the J card called?

Back of the J card. I think you just said it. The dip. The dip. Yeah, let's say the dip. What's on your dip? Look at this. Look at Mike's dip.

Look at my dip, by the way. I like my dip the best. Really? I think I like Mike's the best. Dave, can you say that one more time? Say that one more time. What? Do I like yours the best?

That he likes his dip the best? Mike. What is this? Yours is like a cigarette. Look at that. It's like Say that one more time. What? That I like yours the best? That he likes his dip the best. Mike. What is this? Yours is like a cigarette. Look at that. That's like a bad boy smoke. It is like a bad boy smoke. That's a menthol.

That is a menthol. So all in all, I think it's very obvious that these tapes are fucking tight, right? Honeymoon Phase by Dominic Coppola. These are all edition of 100 copies, I believe, on Unifactor. Brett Naughty. The Back of the Garden. Oh, that's the best part of the Brett Nauke, the back of the garden. Well, that's the best part of the garden. The back of the garden.

Does that mean like the backside of the garden? What do you mean, Diff? Yeah, I was like, you know, the back of the garden. I mean like you're looking at the garden but if you peek around, look at the backside. If we were in a garden

and some shit went down and you said, what do we do? And Joe said, get to the back of the garden. Are you telling me seriously you wouldn't know where to go? We'd all be dead because you don't know what the back of the garden... I'd be riding to the back of the garden,

big guy. I'd be on your back. In the context of that sentence, I think it makes sense. But when you just to the back of the garden, big guy. I'd be on your back. In the context of that sentence, I think it makes sense. But when you just say the back of the garden, it could mean many things. Many things. Forest management rotating angle. It's like a metaphor. It is.

Well, maybe you should learn about art, Mike. Yeah, learn about poetry. It's very conceptual. Maybe I focus on more strong muscle things, okay? You do have big strong muscle. Maybe a retired cop told me that I have what it takes to be on the force. All right? It's okay? Okay.

So what do you guys got going on for you? I got num checks at home. I can get you a pair of those for my car. They're not even soft either. Oh, you got the hard num checks? Yeah, I got hard num checks. All right. Let's play these three new ones on Unifactor.

All right. We'll do them in order. I think it's... What's the order? 16, 15. What is the order? 14, 16, and 15. So the order is...

Forest Management, then Brett Nock, then Dominic Copelove. New Unifactor batch. Okay, should we check it out and see if it works? Let's check it out and see if it works? Let's check it out and see if it works. Alright. Three. The The The The The The The The Thank you. The The Thank you. To be continued... I'm sorry. The End I love you. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. That was a triple... Three! Triple play.

Forest Management. Brett Nolke. Dominic Coppola. Unifactor. That new batch on Unifactor. Unifactor. Union Factors. Union Factors.

I had the name of the person who did the artwork. I had it right in front of me. I was looking at it. I read it. I said it out loud. Now I lost it. Joby, you want to unionize? No, I'm anti.

No, you know I'll bust it. You know I'll bust it. No, I'm totally againstunion. No, you know I'll bust it. You know I'll bust it. No, I'm totally against unionizing. I'd love to see you fellas try to do it. Stand up to me, just once. I'd love to see what happens. All right. What are our demands?

What? Are you asking me? Mm-mm. I want better work conditions. Better work conditions. More breaks. Designed by Ben Zola. More breaks.

More breaks? More pizza. I let Dave off for his birthday last week. I forgot about pizza. On a Sunday. And more bennies. And some benzos, too. Some benzos.

Oh, when you said more bennies. I thought you were talking about Hill we have to give away 69 tapes which we'll do later I think I already have the question I'm going to ask I'm going to say it later

but before we go into that I got a couple of letters in the mail recently a couple of letters in the mail recently. A couple? A couple. Uh-oh. Who was that? I had a little something stuck in my throat.

Really scary. It is flu season. That was loud, Mike. Yeah, we got a- Nutcracker season is over. It is flu season. Nutcracker? Nutcracker?

Oh, I wish. I long for Nutcrackers. Look at this letter that came. Hold on there. This beautiful one page. Written in green ink. College ruled, huh? Look at the penmanship.

The penmanship is impeccable. That penmanship, it looks like a letter you would see in a Ken Burns documentary about the Civil War. I like the writing is so neat. What is the name of the person it's from? Rachel. What is the name of that person it's from? What is the name of the, Joe, could you help me out here? What is the name of the person it's from? Rachel. What is the name of that person it's from? What is the name of the... Joe, could you help me out here?

I like her R's. What is the name of that person it's from? The whole flow of her handwriting is very nice. I think it's a Russian bot. I like how it's some letters are... It's like most of the letters are capital. Read some of it. Let's not read it.

Let's just keep talking about it. But the I's are always lowercase. Wait, let me say. That's definitely a Russian bot. I've seen this before. But the rest of the letters are all capital. Hold on. In the first sentence,

my name is lowercase I. Yeah, but then I'm is capital. Is capital is capital yeah what are you saying what are you saying is happening look at the word life that's like for live i see it's a lowercase i see what you're saying the rest of the letters are uppercase i don't think it was crazy of a thing that i was saying come on no no no you really stumped me there. Then is down there is a lowercase. Yeah. Coming.

Nope. Yep, there's the dot. Lowercase. Rachel from Pasadena, Pasadena, Maryland. There's a Pasadena, Maryland? Oh, it's Pasadena, Maryland. Pasadena, Maryland.

I thought it was California. I thought it was Florida. These are all good cities. They are good cities. She sent a nice, it's a nice green ink. It is. Give it to Dave. Let's see what he likes about it. Oh, all right, cool. What do you like about. It's a nice green ink. It is. Give it to Dave.

Let's see what he likes about it. Oh, all right, cool. What do you like about it, Dave? I like the PS, too. I like that it's dated. Yeah, I do like that it's dated. That's a big masonic. I like the email address, too.

No one writes letters anymore. I won't say the email address. Not no one, because Rachel from Pasadena, Maryland. Oh, we got two, though. And we got two, so obviously one other person is. So two people write letters. What I'm saying is the proverbial nobody. Three.

I like that. I'm right 80% of the time. What do you like? She says, happy cassette store day at the end with two exclamation marks. Yeah, I love that. But the smiley face is like a squiggly. He's kind of like. Like he's a grump.

Yeah, he's a grumpy. Well, with emojis, you can do all that kind of stuff. I love grumpy punctuation. That's my favorite kind. Pre-emoji. But here's the other letter that we got. This is from Chris from Los Angeles, California. Ooh, big city.

Big city. This might be our big break. Let's see. Maybe it's an offer. Boys, what if this is an offer to bring the tags out, folks? The tabs out, folks. Well, that's very nice. What if this is an offer to bring us

three out to LA? City of Lights. Big time. Big time. Muscle Beach. I'm going to get sunglasses. Night flights, boys. Night flights. To do a Tabs Out TV show. Let's see. Look at this. Hollywood Nights. Hollywood Nights.

Okay, here. Joe B., read this letter. You like Bob Steger? Bob Steger. Read that one. That's on a nice handmade paper. Dear Tab Out. No, it says Tab Out. Happy Valentine's Day.

Joe, you pranked me. Long-time listener, first-time writer. Your boy, Bill Martin, hooked me up with the first TED Talk podcast link I ever listened to. And I feel... Wait, what did he do? What did Bill Martin do? He sent him the link. He said, check this out.

He murdered someone. He sent out links? He sent a link out. What was your first link, Joe? My first link. What was your favorite link? My favorite link. Actually, go ahead and read the letter.

He feels blessed to be able to spend this loving holiday asking you three gentlemen to be my oh to be his valentine what wait a minute he wants all three of us to be there's valentine's right here it has been a long time since I've sent valentine's so I'm not sure if I have done this correctly

but I just wanted you to know your podcast is very much appreciated on the west coast sincerely Sincerely, Christopher Wait, this one's for Dave. I have Dave's. Dave, I have yours. Oh, this is very nice. Oh, I got Groot. I think we all got Groot. I dropped a temporary tattoo or something. What? The names are on the

inside of these Valentines. So are we going to do it? I don't know. Are we going to be? This guy's name is Sauce? Yeah, from Sauce. Oh, this is Joe's. Maybe his name is Sawcheck. So they call him the sauce. The sauce. Well, thank you, sauce. Here's your tattoo.

So what should we do? Should we be... What tattoo did I get? Groot holding cassette tape. Look at that. That's very nice. So should we be this jabroni's valentine? Yeah, I'll do it. I say no. Oh, you say no. I say no, Dave. I'll do it. And you say yes. I can't put this on. I have sensitive it. I say no. Oh, you say no. I say no, Dave. I'll do it. And you say yes. Yeah. I can't put this on. I have sensitive skin.

All right. Let's go to the next round of tapes. Thank you, Christopher. Thank you both for writing. That's very kind. Yes, very nice. We appreciate it. Yeah, I think it's awesome.

I think it's great. No one writes letters anymore. Just those two. My Valentine's card has a cassette tape on it. I love Valentine's because you know why? The smooches. The smooches. The smooches I love Valentine's because you know why? The smooches. The kitches. The kitches. The snuggles.

The wuggles. Mine looks like a... We all saw it. We all looked at it. We all looked at it. We had to describe. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to be the Valentine. Describe for the customer. I don't celebrate it

You don't celebrate it? Pagan holiday That was a weird spot to pop it in That's what you all want Should I go next? Or are you going next? We'll all go next Let's pick the next round

Don't be picky I'll start first. Oh, what are you doing? I'm gonna play this tape on Orange Milk. Orange Milk. I feel like we haven't played anything on Orange Milk in a while. No, we have not recently. Oh, come on, recently. I think we did. What?

I do. You, like, disagreed with me and agreed with me. No, we have not. Yes, we did play something recently. No, I think we have. I think we have played something recently on Orange Milk. Well, I haven't in a while. I think it was, we did play something recently. No, I think we have. I think we have played something recently on Orange Milk. Well, I haven't in a while. I think it was you that did it, actually. I think it was you.

I think you played it. I think it was you. You're the one. What tape is this? Who? Darren Keene? Darren Keene? I don't know too much about Darren Keene.

I don't know him. I don't know him. No, I don't know anything about Darren Keane. Did Darren Keane also do an LP on Orange Milk? Does that sound familiar to anyone? No. Nope. Didn't get a lot of research done.

I normally get a ton of research done. I'm going to Google it right now. Darren Keane. I love the cover of this. They're always good. What do you think? I think it's some weird... Seth Graham made a cover that he put on Facebook

and it didn't look good. I thought it looked fine, but I thought it was messed up that you said this one was boring. Yeah, it was pretty boring. I mean, I couldn't do it. Because then he was all like, yes, this isn't my best work.

Oh, Dave's getting a five-hour energy. Darren Keane did do it. He did an LP on Orange Mill. Put it up your butt, Dave. It works faster. Really? How long does it last? It would last Orange Mill. Put it up your butt, Dave. It works faster. Really? And harder. How long does it last?

It would last longer if you put it up your butt. Well, it doesn't last as long, but it's better. Okay. Because it takes five hours to get from your mouth to your brain, and then your brain sends the energy out. How long does it take to get from your mouth to your butt? Four and a half. No, I can do it in three.

You can do it in three. Too many numbers. You guys are saying too many numbers. I'm always over 60% with my answers. He did an LP. Darren Keane did an LP on Arch Milk. What does that mean? What does what mean?

I'm over 60% with my answers. I feel like they're playing a game on this cover. Yeah, what is going on there? Let me see the cover. It's bounce the pebble off of the statue. Is that Keith Rankin artwork or Seth Graham artwork? Keith Rankin. Yeah, they are playing a game.

It's like a weird art installation and then you throw the... It's interactive. It's interactive. This is very interactive. Which is smart in these days. Smart art. You gotta synergize. You guys, is this our segment, Smart Art? This is it. When you're making

art, you gotta make smart art because people aren When you're making art, you got to make smart art because people aren't looking for... Mike, you are talking really loud. MIP, you're always passionate about this subject. I'm very passionate about it. That's what happens when I turn your headphones up.

You just start talking louder and louder. Give me some betting music. I don't have any. That costs too much. Couldn't afford it. Why do you keep buying the really expensive stuff? The royalty-free stuff

takes too long to download. I keep telling... Okay. They are playing some kind of game on this. All right, Dave, then what are you going to play? I don't know. What's this tape called? I don't know where my tapes are.

They're right here. I'll play this Patrick Shiroishi tape It's never too late to say You're welcome is the name of that Maybe it's Patrick Shiroishi Let me see I'll be the judge Give it to fucking Joe and let him do it I'm going to be here all day

I'm always over 60% with my answers Shiroishi right Shiroishi Yeah one of the two It's a big one, boy. Or neither. Could be another thing. Shiroishi. Could be a whole other thing. This is some solo yays.

Wait a minute. Are you telling me there's yays on this tape? There is yays on that tape. What's this label called? Mondo Joe? Mondo Joe. Oh, I've been meaning to say this. We have to stop calling you Mondo Joe because this label started they put out a Max Heilbacher tape

that you are gonna love you are gonna you're gonna wet your pants over it no it was good I really like the J card of this it's a yes J card what do you like about it tell me

I like the graphic design I like the graphic design I I like the graphic design. I like the stock. I like the inside. I like how there's a nice picture in there. I like that picture. It's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative. Some gentleman lounging on the front lawn

on a sunny day with a turtle. Oh, with a turtle. That's almost a tortoise. What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? Well, the tortoise-turtle debate... The common misconception. There are several common misconceptions and a few uncommon misconceptions. Don't let me get started.

But I won't get started on the difference between the tortoise, the North American. Tape's called... Tape's called... Totally in Dispatch. I'll just walk over to you. Pat, the tape's called Totally in Dispatch. Yeah. Mike's on punishment. Mike's in the corner.

Mike's in the box. Get in the box! You're fired! That's good stuff. I got it from hockey so this is like some solo yay stuff I love yes

what instrument several several several more than one depending on what track you're listening to oh wait

is it one of those things where like you have you wear it on your back and you clap it and when you put your knees together with the cymbals no it's not he plays yes on that stuff I'd like to see I'd love to see that you wear it on your back and you clap it and when you put your knees together with the cymbals?

He plays yes on that stuff. I'd love to see that. A couple different saxophones. Some prepared piano. We're going to listen to a saxophone track. In case you guys have never heard either of those instruments. Have a few seasons of The Simpsons on DVD, Dave, so I think I heard my share of saxophone.

I think I know a little bit about the saxophone, Dave. Alto? This Mondo OJ looks a lot like the 2 Michael Jordans logo. That's what I thought it was when I first picked it up. 2 Michael Jordans isn't a labeling word, though, is it? No.

Mondo OJ? I don't know. We haven't gotten anything in a while. Mondo OJ. I think the.org is part of the name. I think it's Mondo George. Mondo George. I think it's Mondo George. You have to say it like that.

Mondo George. No, you say Mondo every once in a while. Mondo George. Mondo George. I like how they put the year on the back. It's very nice. I don't really like that I just saw it so I said it

Just filling up time So that's what I'm going to play Alright where are my tapes I'm going to play this one What is it You know what The red one Hot chords

Mike turn the stereo down I'm sorry I'm going to play this Sharon Gall tape Sharon Gall Delicious Fish It's called It's Gall tape. Sharon Gall? Delicious Fish. It's a tape by Sharon Gall called Delicious Fish. That's like Swedish fish that you get at the dollar store.

It's all weird vocal stuff. I was looking at her... Store brand? Store brand, yeah. Yeah, they're like orange. They're almost the right color they're not oh you think they're almost i thought they'd be all different colors no but none of them even clip hold on guys hold on they're all slightly different shades of red because i can't get it right hold on stop talking because i got something i got a breaking news i

got a little bit of a treat for you fellas inside this sharing all jay card right well there's a swedish fish in there, I'm going to... Fractal Meat Cuts. FMC33. That was my favorite. Hold on. My butcher does those real good.

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? What's your butcher's name now these days? Jim. You're back with Jim. Back with Jim. Even after what he did?

Yeah, well, he's got these fractal meat cuts. They're illegal. They're illegal. Not in Delaware. So, is he not illegal

in Delaware, so it's not even... Jim Cleaver? Oh, he is a Cleaver. Is it not even that cool that he has them then? Huh? Can you go anywhere and get them? Oh, yeah. Fractal meat cuts? No. No. You gotta go to the gym. You gotta go to the specialist for that. Come on down to Jim's Butcher Shop, where we have

delicious flavorful roasts and fractal meat cuts. Look inside this J-Cart at this goddamn squirrel. What? Get out of here. What is that little thing doing? Put that thing on Action News. Let me see that.

It's a cutie pie. That's a meme squirrel. That's a puff piece if I've ever heard one. What's that? A Furby right there on the radiator? That was good, Joe. Just going to let that go. What?

Yeah. It's a puff piece on Action News. That's what they call it, right? It's a puff piece. On action. That's what they call it, right? It's not a squirrel. Yeah, it's a puff piece. I like, I enjoy a good, because you know most tapes you're getting anymore are pro-dubbed.

Yeah. I shouldn't say, yeah, I'd say most. A lot. I like a good tape with a label on it. And a very clean label. It's like this candy red tape. Yeah, I like that color of the label, too. What's that, sand?

It's like a Swedish fish-colored shell there. Yeah, sand. Shapan. Sandy Beach? Shapan. That's the color of my car, Sandy Beach. Is it really? Yeah.

Wait, whoa, whoa. You mean... It's not champagne. No? Common misconception. You mean the color of your Prius? My Prius. Okay, because when you say car, I thought you meant something like...

I drive a car. I have a car. I have a Nissan Note. Is it brand new? Yeah. But is it a Prius? Nah. No.

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It was really tight. Nice. Darren Keene. Patrick Shiroishi. Ooh, I was going to say the title of it. Too late. Moving on. No, actually, Dave, it's never too late.

It's never too late to say you're welcome. This is the Darren Keene tape. There was something else I wanted to say. You're welcome. Hello. I play that. Joe, how do you think you say Sharon's last name? Gal.

Gal. I play that track when I'm out hunting for a- Gal needs a U. Needs me? Sorry. It needs me? It needs me. I'm going to play this game that they're playing on me.

Or some sort of accent on top of the A let me ask both you guys a question then we'll move on to make it a long A is that a long A? you got a long A Joe I like how that sounds you got a long A

uh oh he's getting dangerously close to pizza zone pizza took the night off no pizza's sleeping pizza's sleeping He's getting dangerously close to pizza zone. Pizza took the night off. No. I think I hear him. Pizza's sleeping. Pizza's sleeping.

All right. Gotta get his pizza rest. Everything has the word pizza in front of it. What does a pizza dream about? Well, from what we learned last episode. Is it a dream or a regular dream? That's the tape giveaway question. What does pizza do? I already had a tape giveaway question.

Oh, you didn't tell us yet. Should we do it now? Let Mike do it. Let Mike do it. No, no, no, no. No, no. Let's do yours. Never let it go.

Now I don't feel good about it. No, let's... No, you do it. No, I don't want to do mine. I want you to do it. I don't want to do mine. I want you to do it. I literally don't want to do it.

I don't want you to do it. Mike, I want you to do it. Mike, we're doing yours. We're doing yours. I hate you. Well, I'm not telling you what do it. I don't want you to do it. I don't want you to do it. I literally don't want you to do it. I don't want you to do it. I don't want you to do it. Mike, we're doing you. We're doing you. I hate you. Well, I'm not telling you what mine is. I hate you. A retired police officer told me, he said, kid, you got what it takes to be on the force.

What is that from? What show are you watching right now? It's from my life. It's from my life. A retired police officer told me. Who says retired police officer? What other person's bit is that from that you're co-opting to your own bit? He told me

you have what it takes to be on the force. He told me that. What podcast is this from? He told me that. It's just changing one word. It was firefighter. You wish it was. Why would a firefighter tell me I have what it takes to be on the police force, Dave? Think about one thing.

Your stupid brain. I hate you. He doesn't know any cops. So your stupid brain. Because he knows a lot of cops. I hate you. He doesn't know any cops. So who is this cop? And firefighters. You don't know any cops. Mike, he's like pointing aggressive at me. I don't know any cops.

I don't know any cops. I don't know one single cop. What about you, Dan? So who is this cop you keep talking to? What's his name? Yeah, who's this cop? At the park? Yeah.

Are you a cop? He's a kid. You got it. Under the bridge. There's that cop at the park yeah are you a kid you got it under the bridge there's that cop at the police the whole police station under the bridge come on let me show you my badge yeah you know him too huh you want to see it let me tell you um that's not a badge by the way what is it that's his pecker it's his pecker that's his pecker. That's his pecker. That's a pecker. Huh. No, wait, no, it's a badge because it had testicles on it. Wait. Now that I say that out loud, I really think it might be his dick. All right, what do you want to do now?

I don't know. Do I go now and then we go again? Or do you start this off? Whatever, you just go. Jesus Christ. Who cares? I don't know. Do I go now and then we go again? Or do you start this off? Whatever, you just go. Jesus Christ. Who cares? I don't know how to say anything. Surprise, surprise. This is Thread Sveta.

The name of the tape is Rosenmettini. Sveta. Sveta. Try it again. Try it again, Joe. One more time. Give him some reverb, Dave. Rosenmettini on apophonin. No, you it again, Joe. One more time. Give him some reverb, Dave. Roth Mestini

on Apachafonin. No, you gotta start over. Opakovamin on Baba Vagna. Baba Vagna. Ah, too scary. Yeah, it is too scary. Remember that one time when you were trying to describe that? No.

What is that I'm trying to describe? What did we decide to call the backflip? Bats. A bunch of little bats. And you were trying to describe it. I think Dave called it a bunch of little bats. I wish you could just see it. It's like bat wallpaper.

Or mountains. Like wallpaper for a computer? Yeah. Or for your walls. Like Madonna's boobs. Remember that tour? Truth or Dare? Yeah. You boys want walls. Like Madonna's boobs. Remember that tour? Truth or Dare? Yeah.

You boys want to play one quick round? One quick round. One quick round. One quick round of what? One quick round of Truth or Dare. Oh, Truth or Dare. No, too scary. Vodka and vodka?

Is that a vodka? They make their own vodka. Where's this label from again? They're from the Czech Republic. Yeah. I love this artwork. This is, what do you call it at the game when you fold the paper and then the people draw? Are they Brexiting?

Well, Dave, it's funny that you bring that up. Brexit is a little bit more complicated than a lot of people would have you believe. Tell me about Bitcoin. It's called an exquisite corpse. An exquisite corpse. Are you asking if the Czechs are Brexit-ing? I want to know about Bitcoin. In some ways, Czechs, it's a lot like the Immaculate Conception, Dave,

that in some ways the Czechs have already Brexit-ed. But culturally speaking, some Czechs never will Brexit. Are you guys going to Brexit? Oh, yeah, I'm going. I love Brexit. On Sundays, I get a mimosa why'd you high five me that was really funny joke oh thanks um i'm definitely going to brexit though this year oh are you going yeah i'm going

big time i can't wait i got my tickets you your tickets? How many tickets did you get? Two. Two? Yeah. Three. Bring a friend. Two tickets to Brexit. Who's playing? Who's headlining? Two tickets to Brexit. Yeah, who is headlining Brexit? All right. I love yes.

But it's kind of like... It's kind of like that. It's kind of like that, but way more like... Kind of like Brexit? Okay, what are you going to play, Dave? I'm a sovereign. I'd like to be a sovereign nation. I don't know.

How about I play this... Plotzongst. Plotzongst. I don't know how about I play this but but but but plots plots onks plots onks plots onks on OTA Ostrace Amigos

what do you say call before you dig it's very good invoice you always call Miss Utility in New Jersey yep they come out and paint your lawn like it's

it's there's no like um there's no bad you should call before you dig yeah all the time there's no bad... You should call before you dig. There's no reason not to. It's not like you're going to call and you're going to say, I'm going to dig, and they say, no, why didn't you dig before?

They just say, we just want to come take a look real quick. Don't you call 8-1-1 or something? We're going to mark where you can't. Otherwise, you can dig wherever you want. Call 9-1-1 before you dig. Before you dig, call Dave. Okay, so I'm going to do this Plot Onks tape. 911 before you dig. Before you dig, call Dave. Okay, so I'm going to do this Platonx tape.

Who is that? Platonx. It's, I don't know, but it's German for like agoraphobe. Like you have place angst. Like someone who doesn't like Al Gore? Place angst. Yeah, Platonx.

Platonx. It is. Yeah. You love German where you kind of understand one of the words. You do like that. Hey, I can't hear myself at all, but I can hear both of you guys perfectly fine. That's because I have you turned down, dummy.

Did you turn me back up? How long was I down for? The whole time. The whole time. You've never been up. Should we redo that whole part of the... We should start over. No, nobody cares.

You want to start over? Nope. Do that. Keep doing that. Plotzangst. Plotzangst. No, nobody cares. You want to start over? Nope. Yeah, do that. Keep doing that. Plot zonkst. Plot zonkst. Call before you dig. Is this another one of those OTA likes to do the...

Or how you say in English, place angst. Did they just show up just to say that? I have how you say? Playsanks. I do not feel good about being right here. I wonder how far do you think Playsanks extends? Do you have to be in a different city, or is it just like, I need to get to the other side of the room?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'll't know. I don't know. I'll never understand it because I just... Agoraphobia. I've never had it. That's a hand-drawn cover right there, isn't it? Let me see this.

That definitely is one. I can already see it from the back because the ink's bleeding through. Oh. That's nice. I bet you because the OTA always goes for the unique covers. Yeah. Some aspect of it is... It's very special. It's a very special piece. It's a very important piece. Itique covers. Some aspect of it is... It's very special.

It's a very special piece. It's a very important piece. It looks printed. Oh, my God. It's some part of... Yeah, it fooled me. It fooled you. How stupid...

Yeah, I was wondering. I bet you feel so dumb right now. I'm still going to argue that it is printed and that the printing bled through. You think the red is printed? I don't know. No, even the green bled through. It's just cool. It has no deposit or anything.

Hand it over to me. It looks really well done. Let me see. No, I was joking that I was going to argue with it. I agree with you. You want to argue this? I don't want to argue this. No, no. I'm just saying it looks really good. Come on, guys. My blood song is kicking in. Oh, my blood song.

How you say... It's kicking in. What do you have to do when you get it? Smoke cigarettes. Smoke American cigarette. It has to be American. Lucky strike. Smoke vintage cigarettes.

Okay, then I'm going to play... Are these my last two tapes? I'm going to play this smegma tape. Smegma? Yeah. Smegma? Is this a deep cut

or is this something new? No, this is, there's that Russian label and I know, I know, I know collusion. I know. There's a lot of Russian stuff

with you today. I know, I know, I know, I know. Brexit. Brexit. The Russians

have fixed your computer. I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I get it, I get it. Trust me, if anyone around this table gets it, it's computer. I know. I know. Plot songs. Plot songs. I know. I get it. I get it.

Trust me. If anyone around this table gets it, it's me. I shouldn't be fucking with these Russians. There wasn't any collusion. I know. No collusion. There was no collusion. The more I think about it, I think maybe I colluded a little bit.

I think just a little bit. It was just a tiny little thing. It wasn't even that big of a deal. It wasn't a big deal, but. I don't even know how to speak Russian. So how could I collude? So there's that Russian label, post-materialization music.

Remember when we played that? If I was going to collude, I would collude with somebody that lived closer. I would collude with somebody that you could meet up at. Like a Starbucks. Ooh. Like meet me at a Starbucks in Michigan. Canada.

In Michigan, Canada. In Michigan, Canada. What do you think about the Michelin Man? Who do I think about him? Too much like Stay Puff? Yeah, he's like a ribbed Stay Puff. Yeah, why is he white? Yeah, I don't know.

What is the Michelin Man made of? Shouldn't he be made of tires't even be tires yeah tires made of the white wall part of it oh all right the white wall part of it of a tire of white walls white walls you don't really know like dave you don't think about cars dave joe dave dave the ones with the rings on them dave yeah white rings he drives like a honda a honda i mean i have a prius he's probably got a brand new prius joe's got a brand new... Joe's got a Prius? Joe's got a brand new Prius. You've probably never been in one. I'm a guy.

I could be in a cop car. Choose not to... I choose the VersaNote. You're doing some ride-alongs? That would be amazing. Can anyone just do that? Do a ride-along? Yeah.

Just call and sign up. Just call and take you out? Yeah. On the beat? Yeah. You want me to talk to my guy? Get you a ride-along? Yeah. Just call and sign up. You want me to take you out? Yeah. On the beat? Yeah, you want me to talk to my guy? Get you a ride-along? Huh. I'm going to tell you this. What if some shit pops off? Then you want to be in my car. You got to put your vest on.

Get the fuck out. Are you in the back seat or in the front? Middle. You do a ride-along. Like they put you in the back? Mike's in the console. Where are you? No, you sit between the two cops you can put your arms around them oh all right yeah especially on valentine's valentine's they show you there's that russian label and we i know about i know we there wasn't any obviously there wasn't any if was, it was not that big of a deal. I did a little collude.

They put out that Sun City Girls tape we played. They also put out... Oh, is that that one down there? They sent a few, yes, perhaps. They sent a few tapes. But this Megumin tape is one. I think it's live recordings from somewhat recently. Maybe like 2011, 2013, something like that.

What's going on inside here? Two J cards, huh? There's a lot going on inside here. It's a heavy screen print, real thick screen print. Let me touch that. You want to touch it? Yeah. I'm afraid to give it away.

I want to feel the texture of it. There you go. It's a difficult texture. I was going to see if I like it or not. On top of the heavy, there's a card stock J card. Oh, there's like collage too, right? No? No, that's just the ink deposit, I'm feeling.

Yeah, I was wondering. Oh, I like it a lot. I don't hate it. It's nice and smooth. Yeah, it's like a cardstock, silkscreen on both sides. What, two-color silkscreen? Then this piece of paper on top. Yeah, two-color. Smegma, classic, you know, veterans of the noise experience.

Veterans of the noise experience? Yes, Jet Dave. Show some respect. You'll never get a ride-along. I get ride-alongs all the time from the fire company. You get fire ride-alongs? I've been trying to get fire ride-alongs. I can ride on the back when you hold on.

They let you ring the bell? You got to put the belt on. They let you do the hose? Can you do the hose? Oh, yeah. What part of the hose can you do? Oh, the tip. They let you do the hose? Can you do the hose? Oh yeah What part of the hose can you do? Oh the tip The front

Just the tip Just I hold the front I'm controlling the aim You control the flow No no no I don't do the flow I do the aim That's the other guy

He's in the back And what are you doing? He holds the hose I point And then where it's going When the fire gets smaller Do you have to pinch the tip To let less water

No you just stand on it. You kink the hose. That's somebody else's job. Does it ever? Dave. Kink! Dave, I'm going to ask you this, then we're going to play these tapes.

That's the toughest job, too. Kinker? Yeah, they don't get paid too good, either. Do the other fire jockeys ever let go of the hose and have you swing around? Like the kinker, he un-kinks it, and then you're like, from the pressure, it just makes me fly around. They tried pranking me like that a couple times.

But I'm in good with the kinker. He tells you when they're about to prank you. What is Kinker up to these days? No, he's the kinker. But his name's also Kinker. Oh, is that why he became Kinker? That's his last name, yeah. David Kinker. Yeah, it's been in the family

for a while. Long lineage of Kinkers. Alright, the Baba Vagna tape. What was the other one? The place scary tape. Too scared of places. They don't even get health insurance. Thread Sveta.

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puts me in another spot Thank you. Oh no, no. so um Thank you. so so so so so Thank you. so I'm sorry. I'm not sure if I can get the wow um Call us the boy you dig, they say. Sure, that's great. There are underground cables of all types and sizes buried everywhere.

Normally, they're a safe distance underground. But they can pose a risk to anyone who digs after or puts anything underground. Try to scare me into it, huh? If that's what it takes. What you're trying to say is I'd better check before I dig, huh? Yeah. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm going to go. You got one, two, three, four, you got four little bucks. Burn it on the floor. Do the bub walk.

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No, you guys listen to some interesting music. Like, that's weird stuff. Yeah, it's weird. It doesn't even make any sense. Streads Veta. Banging on pots and pans. Tape's called R.O.Z. That's my favorite dismissal of music you don't like.

It just sounds like somebody banging on pots and pans. Sometimes it does. It never does. Sometimes it does. Not even close. What about banging on pots and pans by the kids and stuff? Tape's called R.O.Z. M.I. with a little smear on top of it.

S-T-E with a it's kind of like a Pac-Man butt. A couple squiggly lines. More letters. And then Platzankst. Call before you dig on OTA. And that's smegma tape.

I believe we're about ready to take it home with our last round here, aren't we? Yeah, let's do it. Wait, wait, wait. Do we ever land officially? No, we didn't land on it. We didn't land on it yet, right? What, on Plymouth Rock?

Plymouth Rock landed on me. Do you, you're talking about adopted people? Mm-hmm. Do you want to? Yes. Whatever it is, Mike, yes. God, stop asking me. Yes. The it is, Mike, yes. God, stop asking me. Yes.

The answer is yes. I don't like the way you treat me sometimes. Sometimes. Can we hash that out? Not right now. One day, it was like- Tell me about your cops run. It was a stormy night. I'll tell you, kid, you really got what it takes.

You should sign up for the force. You should join the academy. And I said, no, I got to do a podcast with my friends. And he's like, well, did they treat you good? This guy sounds like he has very big hands. Big, comforting cop hands. He does, and he hugs me with them. Sorry, you don't have this kind of relationship in your life.

He hugs me with them. Under the bridge. Under the bridge, like Anthony Kiedis. Sorry, you don't have any cool stories like this. You want to look at my badge again? I got a new one. I got a new one. It's the same one.

No, it's not. It's not. It's a different one. It's a different one. Totally different. Not the same at all. Got a new medal. Look closer. Look closer. No, it's not. It's not. It's a different one. It's a different one. Totally different. Not the same at all. Got a new medal. Look closer.

Look closer. For all my police work. I got a promotion. Look, see? I got a promotion. Let me give you a hug. If it's just hugging, I'm cool with it. Just a little hugging.

It's not just hugging. It's not just hugging. It's not just hugging. Some hugging. A little tickling. A little tickling. No big deal. Yeah. Tickle play.

Did you guys watch Mindhunter? Mindhunter? Yeah. What's that? Is that about Bitcoin? It's about Bitcoin. Oh, do you guys know about Bitcoin? Bitcoin, if you have a blockchain.

Oh, Mindhunter. Mindhunter, yeah. Mindhunter? Mind. Like, you're, like, mind your own business. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good.. Oh, Mindhunter. Mindhunter, yeah. Mindhunter? Mind. Like, you're, like, mind your own business. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good.

So it's someone who hunts. There's a tickling thing in there. The mad tickler? No, there's, like, a principal of the school who, like, tickles, when the kids get in trouble, he tickles them in his office.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. And, like, you know, a lot of the teachers complain, like, and parents. I hope they complain. That he wasn't tickling. But it's, like, the 70s. They're not getting tickled, too I hope they complain. That he wasn't tickling. But it's like the 70s.

That they're not getting tickled too. What was the complaint about the tickling? That it's inappropriate. Oh. What about the tickling? Because it's too much fun. You're having too much fun at school. Dave, are you following him at all?

I think he's... Joe, I feel like you're saying they thought the tickling was bad. It was bad. No, tickling's fine, Joe. Tickling is good. I tickle my friends all the time. Do you guys want to get tickled? As a punishment.

Tickle, tickle, tickle. You want to get tickled? As a punishment? As a punishment, yeah. Oh, wow. I'm into that kind of stuff. I mean, I don't even understand how. Only as a punishment.

They did that on Stern for a while, right? Oh, I don't know. They had a tickler guy. A did that on Stern for a while, right? Oh, I don't know. They had a tickler guy. A tickler? Yeah. They had a tickle chair on Stern. This guy would come on. When are we going to get a tickle chair?

This guy named Yami or something. Yeah, Yami, I am tickle. And he swore it wasn't sexual. Well, it's not. Not everything has to be. It always is. All right, let's. I'm going to play.

They put girls in the tickle chair.'s put girls in the tickle chair. Put girls in the tickle chair. I don't want to talk about this. I want to talk about- Now, as soon as girls are involved, Mike's like, mm. Let's talk about the cop under the bridge. No, let's talk about, no, no. The cop that was molesting Mike under the bridge.

No one said that. No one ever said that. Why did your brain even go there? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Decorated officer. Wounded in the line of duty.

Okay, Dave. I just want everyone to know that. Two badges with a promotion. I know a cop, a promotion cop, who's on his officer, who was shot in the line of duty. He was a cop who was shot in the line of duty. And Dave just says, I don't care that a cop got shot. I want everyone to know that he said I could be on the force if I wanted to.

Guys, listen. Blue lives matter. Thin blue line. Thin blue lines. I've seen The Wire. I've seen Oz. I watch Cops. Thin blue limes. Thin blue limes. That's good. I like that. I watch cops. Thin blue limes. Thin blue limes. That's good.

I like that. I love limes. I love limes. No, what? How are we? Do you like key limes? There is a difference. I've never had a key lime pie. I have key lime cookies downstairs. They're like a refreshing gross cookie. Refreshing? Like if you dipped

a shortbread cookie in pine salt cookie that's yeah yeah keep going it would be like that it'd be like that and then but where'd you get some uh markdown i won't get into it all right let's just say i got them let's just say i got a lot of them all right no how are we going to give away these tapes did dave have a question what was your question what was my question something your question? Something about the pizza. Something about the pizza? Oh, where the pizza goes when he has dreams. Where does he go? Oh, that's an easy

one. Is it? Okay, you want to do that? Are there good dreams or bad dreams? Where does he go? Okay, good. Okay. I mean, they're all easy. So tweet us where the pizza goes when he dreams and what do you think he dreams about? What does pizza dream about?

That's what the question is. What does pizza dream about? The funniest one. The funniest dream. The funniest dream. By Valentine's. I feel like these are very confusing instructions. Just tweet some shit at us and we'll send you some fucking tapes. Jesus Christ.

But it has to do with the pizza. And where he sleeps. Deep dish pizza. Where he sleeps. What with the pizza. And where he sleeps. Deep dish pizza. Where he sleeps. What he sleeps about. What he sleeps about. And what dreams make up. What do you sleep about? What do you sleep about, Dave? Don't ever get crippled, son.

Did I ever tell you that story, Joe? No. There was like a guy in the waiting room at my work had a stroke. Looked like some seven-year-old kid. He was just like, don't ever get crippled, son. The kid just started crying. Oh, man. Don't ever get crippled.

Where was this? At Dave's work. And what did he say? Don't ever get crippled, son. So that company, Pilot, bought your company? We can talk about that. Oh, sorry, sorry. It was can talk about that. Oh, sorry. It was HIPAA rules.

Oh, shit. Well, the reason I ask is because I saw the previous company. They still have offices? So it wasn't all of them? They don't have the signs changed yet. All right, a little too inside baseball. Sorry, sorry. Okay, let's play these last three tapes.

Joe, why don't you... Oh, I'm going to play this Charlemagne Palestine tape. Okay. Called... This is a humdigger of a title. Essentially, I don't know what... S-T-T. How would you pronounce that? Street. Thomas Ding Dong Dings

for Tony. This is like a tribute to Tony Conrad. By Charlemagne Palestine. Recorded what? What is the story? There's a story. I admittedly don't know much about it. Tell me the story.

Tell David's story though. Charlemagne Palestine returned to the site of his first collaboration or first encounter that he had with Tony Conrad and recorded this tribute concert on what would have been Tony Conrad and recorded this tribute concert on what would have been Tony Conrad's 77th birthday. So it's a solo performance at St. Thomas Cathedral. St. Thomas Church, not Cathedral.

I've listened to this. It's a humdinger. It's a long one. I think it's, is it a program repeats on the B side, Joe? Oh, I don't remember. I believe it is. Yeah.. It's a long one. I think it's... Is it a program repeats on the B side, Joe? Oh, I don't remember. I believe it is. Yeah. But it's a long one.

It's a very interesting tape. Let me see it. I like interesting tapes. I like all kinds of interesting stuff. I'm a pretty interesting person. I've learned many skills. The inside's just... Is that blue or purple?

Oh, that's purple. What the fuck was that sound? My computer. My computer is dinging. I would say that's a purple. Is that the name of the label? That's a tough one. A lot of people see color different.

Dave, what do you think? Which color? Which color are you asking me about? The background. Oh, the background? The main color. I would say that's purple. That's in a purple.

That's in a purple family. That's in the purple family, of course. Blank forms is the name of the label. I'll tell you what blank forms I do is my... This conversation is inappropriate. Appropriate. Jesus Christ. You see what I did there?

I'm a wordsmith. I'm a bit of a word wizard. You do do words good. You know all the good ones. Yeah. You put wires in all kinds of different places. I am the strongest man. I'm also a bit

of a detector. Have you noticed this, Joe? He's been detectoring stuff. In his free time, he's been solving cold cases. Cold cases? I love it. I love a cold case. Sometimes I turn a hot case cold. That's what they call me. Now, I know you've been doing this on your own, but if

you want me, and just say the word, to hook you up with my cop friend, get you some leads. I'll get you some leads. I got a whole box of leads. Shiny leads. Let me ask you this, David. What are some things you won't do?

What are some things that I won't do? No, what tape are you going to play? What tape are we playing here? Oh, you want me to go? Yeah, you go now. Jack Taylor, Somni. Who's that? On, goddammit, Denzu Art you go now. Jack Taylor, Somni. Who's that?

On, goddammit, Dindzoo Artifacts. Dindzoo Artifacts. What, does this come out last year? Or is this a newer one? No, this is an older one. This is an older one. Dindzoo number 16. 16 out of 100 here, boys.

This is a special copy. Wait a minute. No way. It's going to be something special when Dindu, because you know that one, they have like, how many panels is that? Five panels and a dip? It is one, two, three, four.

Four panels and a dip. Four panels and a dip. I love how they always have one panel just dedicated to their release number. Really big. Yeah. It's awesome. Well, we say it every time. Love it.

And I was going to bring it up because when they do release number 69, that is going to be something special. That's a big one. Because that is going to be a big Masonic number. I think I should just skip right to it. What are you waiting for? Just do 69. Dave, you bring up a value point that only a strong man could.

I think that when we count, we should just start with 69. That's not a bad point. We should just do all the best numbers first. You do good jokes all the time, but that's not a bad point about real what we should do. Numbers shouldn't go in numerical order. They should go from best to worst. Okay, so what's

the second best number then? So we start with 69, of course. Let me ask you this. Do we do 69 one more time? Twice. 96. No, no, no. Just 69 again. Oh, again. So it's like 69, 69, 96.

No, you don't... I don't think 96 is even a funny number. No. It's a reverse 69. It's a reverse ass to ass. Whoa! An ass to ass 96 where you have to fart or it doesn't count.

So you just fart on the back of somebody's head? Is that how it goes? Oh, wait. I thought you were getting very. You still do 69. I'm in a Masonic temple. You do 69, but you're flipped over to the other side. Yeah.

And then you just fart on the back of each other's heads. I thought that was 69. How are you doing it? I've been doing the thing with the fart. With your cat friend? Yeah. I just do a little fart play. That's all.

Nothing wrong with that. Hugging. No big deal. We just hug and fart on each other. I don't see anything wrong with it. Youging. No big deal. Why are we just hugging fart on each other? I don't see anything wrong with it. You want to turn the siren on? What the hell, Mikey? All right, enough bad boy stuff.

No more sugar. All right. No more sugar. I want to do good boy stuff. Okay, redo. I'm going to redo. Let's start good boy stuff. Let's go.

Go. What are you playing? Only in the good boy stuff. Figure this shit out, guys. You're pe good boy stuff. Let's go. Go. What are you playing? Only in the good boy stuff. Figure this shit out, guys. You're peaking over here. Don't worry about that. That was just that one clip. I know it's loud, and I did it anyway.

Go. Go. What are you playing? I already told you. No, it's your turn. It's your turn. What are you playing? I forget.

Jack Taylor. Jack Taylor, baby. What is this tape over here? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I have that, too. I had an extra one. Remember? Okay.

Jack Taylor. Dins of Artifacts. 69. 16. 69. Five panels on the flap. And a dip. It's going to be really hard to remember the numbers

in your favorite order, though. Do you think because it's different than just the numbers in order? Yeah, it definitely is. And what if your favorite number changes? What if you don't agree with another person? No, you know what? I think that's why they're in the order that they're in,

because they decided. Chronological. Yeah. Maybe that. One is better than two. Two is better than three. I just thought, what if those numbers are random, but they're God's funniest're like God's funniest numbers.

God's funniest numbers. I like that show. It comes on. And like when God was coming up with all the numbers, he was like, one, two, three, that's the order he put them in.

Bob Saget's the host. God's funniest numbers. And's Funniest Numbers. Yeah. And then 69 just comes up, boing. Yeah, he does a bunch of voices. In his pee-pee. I give the numbers prizes. The audience votes on the funniest numbers.

They have little calculators under there. But what numbers do you put on the calculators? How do you figure that out? Because we don't know which numbers are the best yet, so. I don't know. Numbers can be hard when you think about math and. Yeah, math, science. Put some shit in some bakers.

You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. All right. Do we know who this person is? Who? We're talking about the person you're playing. Jack Taylor. 69 guy. The guy who's always 69 yourself. All right. Do we know who this person is? Who? You were talking about the person you're playing. Jack Taylor. 69 guy.

The guy who's always 69ing. Jack Taylor. Jack Taylor's a constant. If Jack Taylor has a partner out there, you know how he's 69s. Jack Taylor from Tenacious D. Oh, yeah. I love that movie. Yeah.

All right. Then I'm going to take it out with this tape that just came out on No Response. Well, No Response Festival. Out of, what is it? Where are they? Michigan? Ohio? Something like that?

Midwest. The No Response Festival. Started a label called No Response. The first release is a live recording. Not very creative, huh? No, you figured you call your thing No Response Festival. You call your attorney and you say, give me a better name.

All right, so what? No Response, I started a label. The first release, live recording from No Response Festival. Again, it's just like, you know, you got nothing else to... No Response. You should have called it No Answer. Why is that?

I don't know. It's still a good point. Just spitballing. Just spitballing. We should have called it no answer. Why is that? I don't know. It's still a good point. Just spitballing. Just spitballing. There's no wrong answers in brainstorming. You boys like to spitball? I like to do a little spitball. What was your saying last time?

And I think it's important that you repeat that. I think we should say it every time. And I know what it is. Is that there's no traffic on the extra mile? That's right. No traffic on the extra mile. Say it again. That's inspiring words, traffic on the extra mile. Say it again. That's inspiring words, Joe.

Yeah, say it again because it's very inspiring. Because I get inspired. Joe, say it again. And I got to say a little. That there's no traffic. Hold on. Wait, wait, let me get. A little inspired and a little aroused, I have to say.

I get a little inspired. I get a little aroused. Okay, I'm not going to say it on air, but I get it. I dig it so hard. Say it one more time. There's no traffic on the extra mile. This is Twig, Harper, Bill Nace, John Olsen, live at No Response Festival. Joe, you want to do some hug and fart play after this?

Maybe. I don't see anything wrong with it. I don't either. It's just not sexual. Two grown men having a good time. Yeah. Enjoying each other's company. You want to see my handcuffs?

There is a side A's. Wait a minute. What happened to your voice, Mike? Is that me? Am I the pizza? You boys. Mike Haley stars in Am I the pizza? Am I the pizza? You boys. Mike Haley stars in Am I the pizza? Side A is live at New Response Festival.

Side B is a live, like a radio sesh. And you guys are side A? I love side A. What, the band? Side Alien and Singer? Why did the guy from Alien ant farm have the thing? He had a weird haircut.

I hope it wasn't like a birth defect. Like the shave. No, no, no. You don't think so? Because I don't make fun of that. No, no, no. You think he shaved his... No, he just keeps getting pranks.

His friend keeps doing it. It's like the jackass. Oh, did you ever see those guys? Their pranks are hilarious. They will get in a shopping cart. And go down a hill. They'll go down the hill. Hold on, Dave.

You're ruining it. They go down the hill. It's really fast. Sometimes they fall out, but thanks. I just want this one thing. My cop friend keeps telling me, you know guys don't give me enough, so hang out with me more.

Maybe I will. Tabs out, number 118. Yeah, thanks for writing those letters. Answer that thing we said earlier, and we'll send you some tapes. 69 of them, and some stickers and a badge. Oh, yeah? You put names on your letters, you some tapes. 69 of them, and some stickers and a badge. Oh, yeah? You put it in some of your orders, you Americans call.

A button. A button. We just call it a button. And you know who has the biggest? Donald Trump. And you can push one every once, too, so deal with that. Ha, ha, ha, ha. To me To me

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