Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #120 | 2.25.18

Episode Date: February 25, 2018

Joe & Joe, ce qui nous traverse, Triangle Man, Tom Hall, Skeletonized, Bill Brovold, Voice of Saturn, King Gbee, OverScan, Adderall Canyonly, Fire-Toolz, Erik Levander, and Socialist Plants.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

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I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Hello. No. This is Tabs Out. Hello. I'm the only one who knows how to do it right.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 120. Now, Ian, we say our names now. You haven't been here for a while, okay? Okay. Hold on. Joe's normally here, and he knows what he's doing. Right. Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't want to get started on that. If you think you can fill Joe's shoes, walk right out this door right now. Thank you. So we say our names afterwards. So, okay? Okay. You'll know it'll come naturally. Okay. Tabs out. And the reason why we say our names is because I don't want to

like fire off a joke and then people take to Twitter and they're like talking about how they heard something hilarious on Tabs Out. I heard this joke on Tabs Out. It really fired my cannon off. Hashtag DaveSoFunny. And then I got to get on there and I got to fix that.

And am I going through every single tweet and fixing them? Well. Yeah, fix them because I want to correct the record. Yeah.

But do I have the time? Apparently. I got tons of time. I got nothing but time. But do I want to do it is the question. Of course. And I do want to do it just to have. Of course. I do want to do it.

You'll hear it. Tabs on Cassette podcast, episode number 120. I'm Mike. I'm Dave. I'm Ian. Usually we go in clockwise order, but it's okay. It's fine. You suck.

All right, Ian, fill in for Joe B. tonight. Joe B. is on assignment. You think you can right, A and Phil, name for Joe B tonight. Joe B is on assignment. You think you can do this? I'm going to try. I actually have your first pick picked out. I handpicked something for you specifically to play. Yeah, I'm into that. Now pick it up.

And I think you know which one I'm talking about. Dave, would you agree that he knows which one? Would I know? I would hope so. You would hope that you know which one I'm talking about. Dave, would you agree that he knows which one? Would I know? I would hope so. You would hope that... I would hope that the one that you picked out, he can recognize from the other three that he did. Jeez.

I know that's a lot of pressure. Put wires in different places. This one? Yes, that one. Okay. What do you got there? This is Joe and Joe And that's just a little shot across the battle Just to let you know

That you are not How many Priuses do you own? I don't own any Priuses You own less than one Which is the amount that Joe owns, a Prius Yeah Go ahead, what tape you got there? Joe and Joe

Joe and Joe. Joe and Joe. Live at Zebulon. Psycho Jazz in LA. Is that what the tape's called? It just says it on the tape. Oh, I thought it was like a self-titled tape. Live and then, oh, I guess that's B-side. And then A-side is live at the Handbag Factory.

This is- Where they make handbags? Where they make all the handbags. Really? Apparently. I'm a- I don't know.bags. Really? Apparently. I'm a... I don't know. I don't understand fashion.

I'm a Kohl's man myself. This is a new one on Oxen. Oxen number 40. Excellent label out of LA, I want to say. I'm going to say yeah. It's in California somewhere. Los Angeles is in California, right? Joseph Hammer and Joe Potts.

These two did a... There's another Joe and Joe, like they did like an LP in 2006, maybe another cassette in 2000 and something, 2004 or something like that. Sporadic spread out releases. But this one's good, yeah. When did you say it was recorded? Like last year sometime?

I think it said 2017. 2017. I wish I had the other tapes that came out. I guess I could look it up. I'm not going to. What is this number? Oxen? 40.

I've never heard of this label. You've never heard of this label? They're 40 deep already. Yeah. Good for them. 40-some deep. It's a really good label. Nice.

Harsher stuff. I think you dig it. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. All right. Hey, Dave. Yeah. You wanther stuff. I think you dig it. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. All right. Hey, Dave. Yeah.

You want to go next? Sure. Next one. I'm going to play something from this group from Montreal that I'm definitely going to get the French. I'm not. I can't speak French. I can't.

Ian, can you speak French? A little bit. Yeah? Probably mess it up. Let's hear it. Succinu Traverse. There you go. And a lot of cats and kittens

get pissed about this. Tape is called volume slash brute. Brute. You're not recognizing your greaser guy. That's your greaser guy. I wasn't listening.

I thought it was you. No, that's your greaser guy. Mine is double skulled. No, now, Dave, for those listening, Dave thinks he's a greaser now. When everyone knows he's a fucking total soc. I think everyone knows that. Hand me that tape you're playing.

What language did you say that was? France. Oh, Jesus Christ. Francine. It came out on Kookaburra Records Came out on what? Kookaburra Records Came out on what?

Kookaburra Records I don't know who that is Spell that So this is a trio Of improvising Guitar Instruments I think How many do you think? Three? Three of them in that trio? So this is a trio of improvising guitar instruments How many do you think? Three?

I think it's a trio Is this J-Card a map? A map? Like a treasure map? I think this is a treasure map Ian, is that a treasure map? You're a law man, right? You work in a law firm, is that a treasure map? You probably come by documents all the time

Have you ever had a document come across your law desk of a treasure map? You probably come by documents all the time. Have you ever had a document come across your law desk of a treasure map and you thought for a minute I might take this from the lawyer and go hunt the treasure myself? Just the other day that happened. Did that seriously happen the other day? You can't be tempted by that kind of thing.

No, but did you do it? Yeah, I mean, you know. I like to do bad boy stuff. I mean, you know. Okay. I like to do bad boy stuff. Yeah. I used to think if I ever worked a cash register, I'd be stealing money out of that thing all the time. But there's actually, once you get that job,

you realize that there's actually ways to prevent those sorts of things. Bookkeeping and all that. Yeah. Yeah, I just thought stores were just like, whatever, man. I thought every store was just like a cool older cousin and was like, whatever you need, man. I took an entire crate of Powerade

from Happy Harry's and now they're Walgreens, so I guess I won that one round. It was blue. The flavor was blue. The flavor was blue. That flavor was blue. So, Dave, tell me about that.

That is a distinct flavor, too, like blue. You knew exactly what it was, right? As soon as I said it? Yeah. Basically, it tastes like that five-hour energy I just had. Oh, that's blue flavor as well. Volume Brut.

Is that the name of this tape? Volume slash Brut. Volume slash Brut. Volume Brut. Tell me about this. Who is this? It is three people that I'm probably going to get their names. Do your research.

But they're from Montreal. Vivek. Mine is Double Sculpt. They've got a band camp. If you want to peruse that, they've got about five releases on there. You can check it out. Very old school, very traditional. Nice.

What am I going to do? Do I get to play one now? Little old me? Yeah. Do you think I get a pick? What are you going to play? You know what? I'm confused with what I want to say.

You guys, I'm troubled. I don't know what I want to do. Let me see. You're doing this Joe and Joe. I don't really know what this one sounds like, and I don't want to ask you. I'm going to wait and find out. I already explained all that, but...

He wasn't listening. Yeah. I'm listening. I heard you, Dave. Very old school, very traditional. I'm listening. You're on your own, buddy. I'm listening I heard you Dave very old school very traditional you're on your own buddy I'm listening what is that thing that tickles you

that people like to listen to my mom's feather ASMR there's people doing that that was a synth talk we can get into a synth talk? We can get into some synth talk.

You know what? I'm going to start off with this one. The Triangle Man. The Triangle Man? The guy that plays the triangle or the triangle-shaped man? Oh, shit. I didn't even think about it in terms of it being the instrument triangle. I just thought he was the triangle, like the shape. That sounds a little too scary. triangle i just thought he was the triangle like the shape that looks like an old like it looks

like an old like uh french noir movie starring the man that uh it usually poses for men's bathroom signs starring him he's not just on the poster but he's in the movie he's the protagonist it's okay i see what you're going with there it's a very like but why is it called triangle man it's okay i see what you're going with there it's a very like but why is it called triangle man it's like a french emoji movie about the people on the signs instead of emojis it's the people on signs like the guy who whoa slippery when wet guy it's a dark movie it's like oh it's super dark the pedestrian that's not supposed to be crossing the street starts off he's dead got hit by a car yeah but but did he get The car sped away. Okay, Triangle Man.

The tape's called Magic. I have a note here that says the cover looks like the title screen of an old Atari game. Yeah, that too. Yeah. Not the box

because the box has always made the games look really good. But the title screens look just like that. It's just a black tape. It's always disappointing. A black cover

with the, there's the men's room guys on there. Then a triangle. And then somebody googled what's the worst font and they got that and wrote the word man. It looks very bad, but it's a very interesting tape.

It has charm. It does have charm. It's a dish of 20 on bad cake. This is Clinton Smith from Lincoln, Nebraska. Speaking of old Atari games, did you ever play the Ghostbusters Atari game? The 2600 game? Nope. The Ghostbusters Atari game? Yeah, there was a Ghostbusters Atari game. I had it

and I didn't get it. It was like one of the few Atari games that you actually had to read the instructions for. What's the timing on that? Because when did Ghostbusters come out and when was Atari not a thing anymore? Well, 2600 games were being sold. How many games? They sold 2,600 games?

2,600 games. Total? Total. How'd they make any money? Through all of Atari, they only sold 2,600 games. Yeah. 66! I'll be damned. You found a number in that huh 66 i was really happy when i did this is clinton smith's it's

his first label release so i'm assuming there's a bunch of self-titled stuff um this label bad cake i believe they're a brand new label bad cake yeah with which the cake i'm looking at the logo and i'm like that cake don't look half bad. That looks like a pretty decent cake. It's like a wedding cake. Like, what do you call the stacked up cakes? Yeah, but it's more about the cake's character, not the... Oh, I was going to say.

Well, you would think like a bad cake, you'd think they got fondant on it, because nobody wants fondant on it. I like fondant. You like to eat it? I like fondant, yeah. Do you just like the texture? Not dollar store fondant. You can buy fondant at the dollar store? You can make fondant. Oh like to eat it? I like fondant, yeah. Do you just like the texture? Dollar store fondant. You can buy fondant

at the dollar store? You can make fondant. Oh, I can make anything. With the skills I've learned over the years, under the number of years which I've been learning skills. I like it. Weaponry. Like real leathery fondant? Speed. In. In. It's like a fruit roll-up? In. Romance.

You're giving me some heavy eye contact here. Romance. Because I know you can turn on the romance. I've learned many skills. Happy Valentine's Day, guys. That is the sweetest of days. Can you imagine the... Can I imagine?

Can you imagine the cuddles, the snuggles, and the smooches that went on that day? There's too many to count. I don't even want to talk about it. We made some babbies. Have you heard about that? People doing that on Valentine's Day because it's extra special?

Yeah, it's babbie time. He said it again. This is... But the cake... I'm looking at this cake. I'm thinking the cake's not half bad. I'm thinking I'd take a slice of that cake. But it's got like, if you zoom in,

you got to get on the band camp, you got to click on the image, you got to make it big to really tell, but there's a cigarette butt right on top. Oh, what? Something about some prankster was coming by, probably smoking one of Dave's lumpy strikes, one of Dave's greaser cigarettes.

Saw the cake and put the guy as a prank. That might be my favorite logo. It's really fucking good. It's really good. Because it's good for a few reasons. Because first, the cake don't look half bad. I'll eat the cake. Like I said, there's no fondant on it.

It looks like it would be a good cake, and I'll eat it. Yeah. But then also, Dave. You can't sell that, though. There is a fucking cigarette. But if you look at the tippy top, you saw it. So Joe and Joe. And then Dave had some French one.

Who knows what that was. You can say it. I can't. Don't make me say it again. Say it one more time. Wine is double scald. Suki neutral this. All right. Ready? all right ready so

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of a spirit nowhere to go but I'm falling down Hello, hey, it's time to go back ¶¶ Oh, and I'll still be gone when I know that the party's gone And the road, the way it's turned, I'll go back. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer.

I'm going to use the same technique to create a new layer. I'm going to use a deep breath in. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. You all right, Dave? To be continued... I'm neither of these Joes You seem like a good boy And I'm worried that Dave's How he's trying to be a greaser I'm hoping he doesn't try to rub that off on you Listen Mike What? You're never going to be in the stingrays I'm going to figure out

Ian I'm going to figure out where their fucking clubhouse is I swear to god I don't want to get involved Do you know what I said to him? No I don't know You don't know? Not as what I said to him? No, I don't know. You don't know? Not as long as... You haven't been reared up on this?

I got stacks watching the door. You'll never get in. Because I asked to be the doorman. He said they have a doorman. Here's what I'm thinking. Well, here's what I said. And tell me if you think this is fair. Let me hang out at the club.

I'll wash the bikes. Like, I'll buff the chrome. Okay. And you can treat me like shit. Just let me be there for the pictures. I'll wash the bikes. I'll buff the chrome. And you can treat me like shit. Just let me be there for the pictures. I mean, it's... Let me be there, Dave. Tell me where the club is. See, that's how I know that neither of you guys are greasers

because nobody touches your bike except for you. I don't understand how these things work. Look at the shell on this Triangle Man tape. That's exactly what Ecto Cooler used to look like. That's true. Remember Ecto Cooler? Was that Hi-C? Really? I feel like... Google it.

Like if you poured it in a glass, that's what it actually looked like? What do you mean if you poured it in a glass? What, are you going to drink it out of the fucking bottle like a maniac? Like an animal? Well, Ecto Cooler came in those little cartons. The boxes, right? You squeeze them into a glass like a big boy. Why would you do that?

You stick the straw in it. You're like a big boy. Dave's a greaser. Look up, Google it right now. I bet you it's this color. Ian, that's like a

Slimer green. Yeah, all the way. All the way, right? That's Ecto Cooler right there. No, in the glass it looked like piss, I bet. No,

they would never do that to their fans. Hi-C would never do that to their fans. Oh yeah, it does. It looks just like that green, right? Yeah. Yeah, I knew I was right.

I think these are enhanced, though. I went on the internet and enhanced all of them. I had my cookie guy enhance all. I called him up. I said, cookie man, enhance all the Ecto Cooler things to fool Dave later. All right, you ready to do another round? Yeah, let's do another round. I'm always ready, so I don't have to ask myself.

But Ian, Joe would be ready. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. You trying to show up, Joe? No. Because he wouldn't be that ready. I could never. What am I going to play?

Is it me first? Is that what's going on? How do you want to do this, Dave? I don't care. You want to have a council meeting? A stingray meeting? I know what I'm playing. You pick the order.

I get to pick it? Yeah. Okay, I want you to go first. I want you to go first. You want me to go first. Next one. Good choice, Mike. Because this is a banger. I'm going to play this deflesh tape. Skeletonize. Deflesh mode? Deflesh mode. I love deflesh mode. Deflesh mode.

And sometimes I go into flesh mode i jump off jump off my motorcycle while i'm going real fast i love when you go into flesh mode kind of like my barbaric rage for my dnd character you're always flesh mode i would say you're the way you're similar to your dnd character is your barbaric rage and your ball bearings that you have. Your D&D character, Dave, has a ton of ball bearings. You should be proud of that. Well, I started with 1,000. I'm down to about 995

because Mike keeps tricking me and taking them. I keep taking them. I'll use my entire life to get those goddamn ball bearings. Okay, what are you playing, Dave? I'm going to play this I already told you. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. This is Yates.

You guys like Yates? I love all the greats. I think this is a self-release tape. All the great clubs. Ian, what's your favorite jazz club? Smalls. The Sparkling Penny. I like the Sparkling Penny.

I'm a pretty traditionalist kind of guy. I really like the... As you guys can see, they're squared at the end. I really like the artwork for this tape. It's like a mountain landscape, and then there's all of these animals and statues and grannies pasted on the front. Ooh.

And grannies? Yeah, there's grannies swimming in the grass over there. Those are vibrant colors. Look at those grannies. You know what they're doing, Dave? Water aerobics. Water aerobics. But they're not in the water.

I got some in-laws. No, they're in water. Some of them are. It's like a lazy river going around the statue. Look at this picture. This is gorgeous. Yeah. Look at that.

What is that? A cheetah? I got some in-laws in a 55 and up community, so I can spot a water aerobic. It's a really, really nice download code, too. It's like some pink flamingos. Large, oversized download code card. How big? It's almost the size of the entire front cover.

It's a big one, boy. I'd say 85, 90 66 too scary too scary too scary um say me that again what is this skeletonized defleshed do we land on what we land on self released self-released i gotta say the name is way scarier than the cover. Too mean. Too rough. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the title is way scarier than the cover. I would say the level of scariness of the cover, but of the name, it's a lot more.

That's what he said. Let me see. Where's the... Oh, hand me the case. All right. Then now here's what we're going to do. Damn the oh hand me the kiss all right then now here's what we're gonna do damn look at the flamingos on there this is i'm looking at this piece this is nice this is a fun looking one ian now you go we're gonna go reverse now oh okay i'm gonna do

somebody had better do something around here never um i'm to do this. Next one. This is a compilation from your favorite, our favorite, Norelco Mori. Ian, are you fucking kidding me? Hold on. You're going to come into my house. You're going to come into... Ian, do me a favor. Dave, this is serious.

Don't fuck with me. Ian. This is really, really scary scary and difficult what's that sign what's that sign on the door right there say it says tabs out you're goddamn right it does cassette podcast and what did you bring in here mike what's wrong with your voice i don't know i got a little bit i got a frog in my throat yeah it sounds pretty bad yeah I ate a bad pound cake earlier. This is a nice little pound. Do you eat frog legs? I had frog legs a couple weeks ago. They weren't even green.

They weren't even green. No, they weren't green. You bring our arch. They were orange, actually. Should we call Ted? I have his phone number on my phone. What time is it over there? A couple hours behind.

Then we're going to have to plug in your... You probably got a really weird cable. It's like string. Got to figure out if it works. Yeah, I got a discount at the store because they gave me the string one. Let's prank this fucker. You got it on speed dial?

I got it on speed... No, I actually don't know. I should have looked to see if I had it first. It's his only favorite. How do you get to Ocontax? Boys, I'm going to tell you right now, I need a new phone. first. It's his only favorite. You suck! How do you get to Ocontax? Boys, I'm going to tell you right now, I need a new phone. Let's talk some muck shit. Oh, here it is, Ted Butler.

Ted Butler, who does Narokomori, the Arch-Nemesis podcast. Another cassette podcast. And Ian, you're going to bring this what is this, a compilation they put out? This is a compilation. This is the first one. Compilation 001, right?

The Malcolm Horry Limited. That is a nice J card. I like the artwork on that. Yeah, it is nice. It's a nice little roundup, too. Got some tracks. Let's call him up. Dave, you got my phone on mute?

Turn it up a little bit. What do you think he's doing that's Mike's first first instruction no matter what I can't hear the phone you can't hear it ring is that going to answer hello hello there hi is Ted available Is that going to answer? Hello?

Hello there. Hi, is Ted available? He's here. He's speaking to you now. Hi, Ted. I'm calling from the cassette podcast side of America, and I was wondering how it felt to have the second best cassette podcast, like not even as good as another one.

You suck! You suck! You suck! This is actually deep. Don't even let him talk. Hang it right up on him. All right, so what are we playing from this comp? Tom Hall.

Tom Hall. I'm not really sure who Tom Hall is. He's been around for a while. Does a lot of synth stuff. Oh, yeah? Synthesizer. Synthesizer. That's short for lemon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Don't just... Don't assume... Oh, shit. Okay, Tom Hall. Let's go on. What's this? This came out in Edition 100. It's probably burnt. You know what? Let's play just... Oh, shit. Okay, Tom Holland. Let's go on. This came out in Edition 100.

Let's play just that track. We'll come back and we'll do the next segment. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do it. The Thank you. so so Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Thank you. so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Tom Hall. Ian, how could you? I mean, it's a good comment. How could you? We like Ted.

How could... Ted Butler, more like... I really thought I could... I honestly thought I could have came up with something. And I couldn't. I just couldn't do it. More like Ted Butler. Butler? Butler. thought I could have came up with something. And I couldn't. I just couldn't do it. More like Ted Butler.

Butler? Butler. Butler like his butt. Like two C's. More like Ted Butler. I feel like I've made that joke before. More like Noroco Borey. Oh, there we go. I made that one before, too. More like Noroco Snorey. Survey said!

That's a good one. Compilation 001, edition of 100. Ian, who else is on that? There's a headdress tape, or a headdress track. There's a whole headdress tape. He would put Ted Butler, who does the project, headdress. He would put a whole tape of his right in the middle. Yeah.

That's why it's so long. He just said, you know. Right in the middle. Screw the track length. so long. He just said, you know. Right in the middle. Screw the track length. I'm just going to do a whole tape. Everybody else gets a minute. Yeah, and he gets a whole tape. I don't know why he thinks he can do that.

Desroy, Grosny Penthouse, Lower Tar, Concetta, Lower Tar. Yeah, not the higher tar. Yeah, the bottom stuff. Sequences, sleep clinic, gron or groan. I'm not sure how to say that.

It has a little slash through the O. I think that means you don't say the O at all. Groan. Yeah, they're just slashing the vowel out because they Brexited the vowel. That Tom Hall track we just listened to. If they Brexited the Val that Tom Hall track we just listened to if they brexit the valid well no the brow vex the the valve brexit it itself so you do you just say the oh and then you don't say the rest all right let's know I'm getting money the other one the other one how's your Bitcoin going how's your

Bitcoin rig oh it's out I'm mining like 20 a day. 20 whole coin? 20 whole coin. Damn. What have you been doing with that? Gobbling them all up. I don't know. I'm looking for somebody to take them. You just want to give them away? I've always wondered that why you wanted to Bitcoin mine just to give them away. Alright, let's go. What are you playing? Oh, you want me to go first this time? I'm listening.

I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm going to play another one on Kookaburra That label from earlier That label from earlier This is a tape by a project called King Gbee

King one word G-B-E-E other word Mine is double skulled Let me see it Relax a second Okay hold on Go ahead Scald. Let me say it. What is this all about? Relax a second. Okay, hold on. Go ahead.

I'll just take a sip of my wine. And I'll sit back. It's called Paradism. It's called what? Paradism. Like you're acting like a parrot? Paradism. Like a pirate?

Like a pirate. Arr. You ever seen these pirates in the boats? No. Wait a minute. What? Okay. Did you fuck up? we no before i play this we should play the uh skeleton uh the the uh deflesh tape that we were talking about playing before you ran downstairs for the pizza oh i oh we were talking

oh yeah let's play that so we already talked about that. We'll play that this round. Jazz trio. Very clever, Dave. Very clever. Can you imagine the faces of this trio when they were like, holy shit here, this is the big time. The big breaks, we're going to be making. The big bucks, we're going to be the limelight.

The paparazzi. It's all coming for us. And then we get skipped over because fucking Ted Butler distracted me and made me burn that pizza a little bit. It's actually pretty good. He cooked it just right. And that's my fault. The pizza's great. I learned some skills.

Actually, if it wasn't for Ted Butler, we may have never gotten the pizza in time. So I guess everybody does one thing right. My pizza timer is on point. Let me ask you boys a little bit of a prankster silly question. Should we accidentally skip them again?

No. No? No. Okay. So we'll do that skeletonized tape. And then do I go? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to play this one.

I'm going to play this, and the first thing I'm going to say is, Ian, I'm going to say, look at this clown. You hear what I said? I said, look at this clown. So you're thinking, like, what do you think I'm going to say is, Ian, I'm going to say, look at this clown. You hear what I said? I said, look at this clown. So you're thinking like, what do you think I'm going to show you? Like a clown. Look at this. He's got a red bozo wig on.

I see. Look at this face. This guy. Bill Brovold. There's just this fellow. This tape came out on. That's a good font. Brovold.

Is that a font? Yeah. It's called Superstar. It came out on a label called Eh? Question mark. Eh? E-H question mark. Eh? It that a font? Yeah. It's called Superstar. It came out on a label called Eh? Question mark? Eh? Eh? Question mark?

Eh? It's Eh? Number 99. I don't know too much about this label, but apparently they're putting out a large amount of stuff. But this guy, Bill Brovold, he's got his Bozo wig on. It's just a close-up of this guy. Yeah.

He's got a cassette tape necklace, too. Is that what that is? Is that what that is, huh? Yeah. Let me see it. Let me see. It's like a metal cassette tape necklace, too. Is that what that is? Is that what that is, huh? Yeah. Let me see it. Let me see. It's like a metal cassette tape necklace. I couldn't tell what it was.

As you guys can see, they're squared at the end. Oh, yeah. That is a cassette tape. You think it's like silver or gold? It's silver or gold. It's a block of silver. We need to go back to the silver standard, if you ask me. How are you doing on your Bitcoins since the last time we talked about it earlier?

We talked about that earlier. Yeah, but it's a quick game, those Bitcoins. Oh, yeah. I'm probably up to about 35 now. So this is just a crazy, like, all over the place weirdo. It looks like it would be. Really good stuff, though.

The guy's from Detroit and has been playing this. Describe for the customer. I like on the gear list for this tape, it says he plays Home Mades. Ooh. Home Mades? He like on the gear list for this tape it says he plays home homemaids and i just got a gear list and i don't think it's on the tape it's on bandcamp but i just imagined like people come over and he's like you want to see my homemaids yeah you know bill i do i want to see his homemaids i would love to see your homemaids oh no we got mike you got to put some wd-40 on this chair it's squeaky man, man. I know, it's very squeaky. Well, I found it in the dumpster behind an emergency care place

like 15 years ago. And I don't want to know the reason why they threw it out. I didn't think about it until somewhat recently, and I kind of got grossed out. Because I was like, wait a minute, why would they throw out a perfectly good chair unless something real, like someone shit on it? Yeah, that's true.

Well, if somebody shit on it and they were going to throw it out, they wouldn't bother cleaning it off first. They would. You think they would clean it off to the point where you couldn't tell there was shit on it anymore? Out of respect to the garbage man? Nah. No stain? Here's nothing.

Take the stain off? Okay, Dave, let me throw you into a scenario. Let me give you a mind puzzle. I don't know. I don't think you realize what shit can do to a chair, am I? Trust me. Hold on. Before we get sidetracked.

I absolutely... Before? Adult shit? I absolutely know what shit, specifically adult shit, can do to a chair, lounge, or one of those vinyl chairs that you bring to the beach. I absolutely knew what shit could do to them. And that one's the worst. Yeah.

What was I saying? I don't know. The other thing, I had another thing that was going on. You were talking about his homemade. The shit on the chair. Here's why you would clean it off. It's Valentine's Day, okay? And you're working at the emergency place,

and you want to ask out the hubba hubba trash collector on a date. He's coming. All of a sudden, he's wheeling away your chair. It's covered in diarrhea. Or it's a perfectly clean chair and he's like, hmm, throwing away a perfectly clean chair. That Dave must be in a pretty good position to throw away a chair. All of a sudden, you're getting smooches that night. That's why you cleaned it off, Dave.

Okay, I get it now. You're so dumb. The dumbest person I know. Yeah. Some people just don't have the foresight you do, right? I'm sorry, man. I took a one-hitter to the dome last week, and I'm just fucking firing on all cylinders. Should Ian go, or should-

Ian. You know what? Let Ian go. I don't understand, what? I'll let Ian go. I don't understand that. I'll do this Voice of Saturn tape. Voice of Saturn. This came out on DKA Records. I'm already admiring that artwork from afar.

Yeah. You know, this is really nice tape. I can't wait to hold it. I think this came out last year, 2017. Nice clear purple shell. On the inside, there's a picture. So the project is by this guy, Travis Thatcher. On the inside, there's a picture of him holding a koala, which is really nice.

Oh, let me see. I love a good koala. Yeah, it's just a really nice moment. The cover looks like it was drawn with a color etch-a-sketch. Is it? Yeah, it does. It looks like it was drawn with a color etch-a-sketch is it cool yeah it does it looks like a really fun computer game that's just having a glitch or like you just like a like a like a boring game for windows 3.1 that you just won and the screen goes crazy like the cards in solitaire

is a koala one of those animals that like they're like it looks cute but don't get near it it'll kill you probably it's wild. Yeah? Yeah. I think that's the case for most wild animals. I think it can mess you. It's got some sharp claws. You think he broke into a zoo to get this pick taken? Well, I mean, he didn't take the pick, so somebody was with him. I don't know.

You think it was another koala taking the pick? No. You think it was a person? Yeah. You need opposable thumbs. Says who? I know one thing that's really cute that you don't want to mess with. That's a raccoon. Raccoons?

Was that a punchline? No, it's a true story. Or is this like a PSA? This is non-fiction. What happened with you and a raccoon? There was a raccoon that got in the back of my roommate's truck 10 years ago. I know this story now.

We were dangling food in front of it and it was standing up on its hind legs and begging for it and eating right out of his hand. It was adorable. I was inebriated and I thought it would be a good idea to touch him while he was eating. I remember that. You took a one-hitter to the dome.

I touched his hind legs and he did not like it. Wait, you touched the rac legs. You touched the raccoon? I touched the raccoon and he got pissed. He didn't bite me. Did he jump on you? He jumped on him. He definitely let me know that it was not cool to touch him. What did you do after that?

I was like, that was a bad idea. I'm glad he didn't bite me. I'd still be getting rabies shots probably. You'd still be bad idea. I'm glad he didn't bite me. Did you try to touch him again? I'd still be getting rabies shots, probably. Yeah. You'd still be getting them. Yeah, I think you have to get those your whole life. If you get bitten by one raccoon, you have to get shots your entire life.

Yeah. And we allow raccoons to just roam our streets. Yep. Should build a wall. We should. You said it, not me. Next one. All right, we're going to play these.

Yeah, let's play them. And a lot of cats and kittens get pissed about this I love the greaser lifestyle you'll never be one I don't know why you don't let me have this one thing Thank you. so Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo I'm going to go. so uh Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Skeleton Eyes. Duh. Bill Brovold, Voice of Saturn. Rock Block.

That was a tight box. You promised some jazz, and you delivered some jazz, Dave. Yeah. With that Skeleton Eyes. That's what I do. That wasn't on that. I'm not talking about Swing, Hepcat, Teddy Boys. You know what a Teddy Boy is? A Teddy?, Teddy Boys. You know what a Teddy Boy is?

A Teddy? Oh, yeah. I know what a Teddy Boy is. Maybe you are a greaser. God damn it. Where's the club? Where's the club? None of your business.

Ian, I'm going to find out where the club is. I don't think he's just going to tell you. I tried to Cape Fear a week ago and tied myself under Dave's car. It's a low car. He drug me the whole way. Fucked up my entire back of my head. The whole thing. I got to the club I was passed out and there was like a

a schmear of me all the way. I tried to follow the schmear the next day. My blood schmear that I left. My body eventually ran out of blood and I couldn't find the whole way there. Where's that club Dave? Bill Breville that tape on called Superstar. Where's that club, Dave? Bill Bruvill, that tape on Eh called Superstar.

Eh. It's a fun tape. Ian, tell me, you were talking about Voice of Saturn. Voice of Saturn. His homies. Yeah, his homies. Oh, yeah, he does tons of homies.

Talk about that. I don't know if he's still actively doing it, but the Voice of Saturn is a company that he did for synth, like synth boxes and noise generators. Put wires in different places. Drum machines and step sequencers and that kind of thing. I build pretty good computers. Yeah.

Yeah, he's really much into the hardware analog synth type stuff. So the name of the company is also the name of the project yes huh you wouldn't think that would get confusing i feel like that would be confusing i don't know if he's still actively doing the the uh company it might just be the project now well i'll be damn so it like morphed into that possibly i don't want to you know i don't want to speak on it for sure because i don't 100 now do your research all right well let's do another block then how many more tips do we have a few we each have two and you have one there i have one i get two okay well you want to go out you just want to play all all these right now

i'll go right out yes and how's that sound to you? Let's do it. Now, Ian, I'm going to have another problem with you. Alright. So, alrighty. What is it now? I have two. I'm sorry. You have two? Yeah. I want to get another one then. Ian, you have one. I want to have one more than you. I have one.

You have one? It's a good one. I have one. Three? Well, why don't we 66! Why don't we... 66. Why don't me and Ian do our tapes, and then you can go out on yours? How about this? How about this? Just me. Classic Dave and Mike.

Rock block. Friends forever. Dave, let's do a classic best friends duo only, me and you. Hand in hand together. Leave Ian out of it. Me and you will do it. Best friends. This is how bad Mike wants to be in the Greaser Club.

Do you want me to leave the room too? Where's the club? Survey said. No, Ian, you can hang out. Mike, you don't have grease in your veins. You have to be born with grease in your veins. Let's do best boy, good boy, classic good boy, good time stuff. Me and you.

You want to do it? All right. Yes. I get to do something with Dave. Where is the club? After this, we'll go to the club, good time stuff. Me and you. You want to do it? All right. Yes. I get to do something with Dave. Where is the club? After this, we'll go to the club, right? Nope. All right. What do you got?

I'm going to do this tape that I was going to do earlier, the King B tape. Oh, there have been so many bloopers tonight. You might think- Lots of bloopers. Did I ever tell you boys about the sports bar I wanted to open up that only played blooper reels called Fumbles?

I think I came up with the name. No, you didn't. I think I came up with the name. Val, your honor, reclaim me my time. I always think so. Whatever I come up with was his idea. Everything that's funny that originated in our group of friends was Mike did it. Let me just point out Ian that the follow the money the paper trail is there.

Okay I had the rock from Slovak this guy comes with DJ outside space DJ outside space blows everyone's cannons but it puts everyone fire on on all cylinders. Because I did meanwhile I did it better. You suck. I've earned my right to say it. First of all, there's that. Second of all, I'm pretty sure that my Mr. Pillow went

into his Tammy Dong. Back when you used to do your Tammy Dong bit, and I feel like that was just my Mr. Pillow bit, but you just changed the name. No, it's a similar voice, but it was a totally different bit. I feel like there's some old wounds here. If my undercover cop friend

was here, he would throw you into his... He doesn't have cuffs, but he has a bunch of twist eyes. Ian, who came up with Capstan? Me! I did. I did. Oh, really? Yes, I did. God, where's Joe when you need him?

I came up with, but because since you have the controls, Ian, the man's power has gone to his head. He has. See what he does? You see what he does? He has. Now he's going to start taking credit for pizza because I'm at the controls. The power has gone

Dave where the fuck is the club I'm gonna play this King B tape where the fuck is the greaser club I hate it when you guys fight

too mean too rough too scary there's a lot of Cooper Black on this cover Guitar Hero 2 is that me? Guitar Hero 2. Is that me? Guitar Hero 3.

The power has gone to his head. It's gone straight to my head. There are only so many things I need to happen for everything to be right. One, we say our names in the beginning now. Two, I get to do the intro. Three, nobody talks over the theme song

because it gets me pumped up and I got to get pumped up. There's only 82 more things that I need. And one of them is for you to stop stealing all my bits. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. All right, what tape are you going to play? King B.

Is there any way to make it play itself? Paradism. Oh, yeah, we did a whole bit on this. On Kookaburra. Kookaburra records. I really like the cover. There's a little digital palm tree on a plate. Give me that.

Let me see that. And there's a collage of some mystical symbol. Pretty funny. Pretty interesting. Very imaginative. Very creative. That's pretty funny, pretty interesting, very imaginative, very creative. That's supposed to be the sun and its rays shining down

or some angle being measured or something. I also believe that this is our, this is the soaking wet color Norelcocus. Yeah, and there's a little wave on the back that matches the color of the Norelco. Look at the back of the jacob. Hold on, I just got it. Once it hits my hands, I just got to see it.

I wanted to get that tattooed, the little palm tree on a plate. Yeah, you were saying a little digital palm tree on a plate. But, I mean, goddammit, Dave, that's exactly what it is. I just wasn't prepared. I don't know why I wasn't prepared for it. It's a nice, like, you'd have spaghetti on this. You could have spaghetti on this plate because it's got a little bit

of, um, it's not a bowl. This isn't a bowl. You're not going to put soup in. If you put soup in this, don't put it in the microwave. But you could put spaghetti in this with a nice, like, a red sauce. I see what you mean. But what they did is they put a palm tree in there. And not just any

palm tree. It's a digital palm tree. And what's it? They're doing math up there to it, right? Yeah. The sun's doing math on it. The sun's doing math to the palm tree. Which, when you think about it, it's just nature. Yeah. That's just basic nature. Sun doing math to a palm tree. There's a nice Cooper Black font on the front. I love it.

It's a italics Cooper Black. And this color scheme they got going there is very nice. Dave, look. Look at the dip on the back of this tape. Yeah, I talked about that, but you were talking over me. I'm listening. What this tape did is it went to the beach and it got a little wild one and got a tattoo. It got a little wave tattoo on its back.

This whole thing is a trip to the beach. Dave, what is this you got here? What's the shell color on that? Tapioca. Another project on this kookaburra records label i think this project is based in montreal person by the name of julian birth here you guys have pretty much seen that style before it's like a banana cream tapioca yeah it is it's a very smooth shell. It's looking pretty yummy.

I'm not going to lie. Do you need me to get you a treat? Maybe. Let me tell you right now, Ian. I got a tap right in the sink. All the water you need. Whatever you need. Put some ice in if you need to be cold.

Usually it's like $5 a glass. You can just put two in there. It's okay. Actually, it is going to cost you a little bit. So am I going to go now too? We're going to do our good boy block? Yeah, you're doing good boy friends forever block. Let's speed it up a little bit. This segment's going a little long.

Is it really? Yeah. How long? Long. Like, give me the exact seconds. I can't tell you that. Longer than the last block of music. Wow, and the last block of music was really long.

Yeah. Those three tapes. And you're saying we're going longer than that already? Uh-huh. Ian, what do you think about that? Okay. Over-scan. You're slowing down even more.

The Marriage of Violence and Desire. Well, that's like my perfume I have coming out in the fall. On Moose and Additions. Remember we played that Andres Brandl tape on this label? Yep. Those tapes that came out. I forget what was in the batch with it. I'm drawing a blank, but they were all like that brown paper. You're drawing a blank.

How do you do that? How do you draw a blank? It sounds like some modern art. They just put out... I have down here that's number 5 I like Pollock In addition to 50 You just spill your paint on the floor And you're supposed to

Here's my money for the paint you spilled Draw a sunset Or a cat Or some hills Maybe a farmhouse A farmhouse would be wonderful You could put a pig next to it Or a flower Or like the statue of liberty or like draw with paint a picture of like brock obama he's

stepping on the constitution and all the other presidents are like no what's he doing like draw something like that like use your paint to draw something cool like that and try to save the country my battery's gonna die if you don't hurry up. Ian, battery life's on computer. You'd think I'm joking, but I'm not. Marcus Miller, I think that's who does this project, Overscan. This cover is like...

It looks overscanned. It does look overscanned. It's like you scanned an image and scanned it again and again and again and again and again. That's what happened. This came out in a batch with Cheekbone. You over-scanned it. Cheekbone and Kyle Landstra.

Oh, I like Cheekbone. And Kyle Landstra. Do you know who Cheekbone is? I don't know who that is. No. No. I think they played Critterfest. Yeah.

Knuckleheadfest 2014. All right. You ready to play these tapes? Knuckleheadfest 2 critter fest you suck hey you hey you Hey you What can love you do? Hey you What can love you do? Hey you

What can love you do? Hey you What can love you do? Hey you What can love you do? Hey you What can love you work? Hey you! What's it like? Hey you! What can it do?

Hey you! What's it like? I won't buy You won't buy I won't buy Doesn't it do that? I won't buy Doesn't it work? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do?

Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do?

Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do? Hey you, what can I do for you? Hey you, what can I do for you? That you want, that you see How you want, did you change? How can I, did you see, did you? How you want, did you see, did you? Hey you!

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Hey you Hey you Hey you! Hey you! Hey you! Hey you! Thank you. I'm a city cheater Well Strike Breaker Strike Breaker Strike Breaker

Why can't you have A city cheater And you would watching, it's PDG, sir And you see, you're doing your job, sir You do the same, while you're at your house Rye girl Sex drive Rye girl Sex drive Rye girl Sex drive

Rye girl Rye girl She's a sad, deceitful teacher Thank you for watching. The so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so so © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. I'm stuck here. I'm all stuck. Hey, you. That was an interesting. King B and over scan i like i like those tapes different zones turns out i do have two more tapes though i still have two more so when you said waiting that i have two and i was like well now i want three

it just happened it's so let's just do a block of four then. You want to do a block of four? Let's do a block of four. Big block. I could do that. Big block. That's a big one. Ian, thanks for filling in for Joe B.

while he does important bad boy stuff. Yeah, always happy to be here. Yeah, man. It was nice having you. You're no Joe, though. That's true. You never will be. But you're a good boy and you can hang out with us.

Okay. And then later on me and you. Don't take it personally. Mike's just still mad that he's not in the greaser club. And then later on me and you... Ian, don't take it personally. Mike's just still mad that he's not in the greaser club. And then later on me and you will go to the club where Dave goes. Well, Ian's already invited, Mike. Are you kidding me? Why is Ian in it?

Ian's definitely not a greaser. Ian has grease in his veins. You have grease? Yeah. I just prefer to do good boy stuff most of the time. You disgrace! I'm trained classically! I'm trained contemporaneously, sucker!

I don't like this. I don't want to go to the club. Alright, let's go. Let's do it like this. I'll go first. We'll do it like a full circle. Like all the way around. Start and end with you. That's how we'll do it. I'm gonna go...

It's like a bomb that fell in mud, but it didn't go off. Adderall, canonly, the limits of all known ice. The limits of all known ice? What does that even mean? The limits of all known ice. Well, I don't want to presuppose that these are the limits of ice that humans aren't aware of yet. What does that even mean?

That's the point, I think. There gets to a certain point when your synthesizer starts making your titles and they just get a little bit too wacky. This guy must have took a fucking one-hander to the dome because he's firing on all cylinders. Dave, give me an effect real quick, please. This is why you have all... Are you taking away?

Yeah, you only get a little bit. The power that man has. The power he has. It's about restraint, Mike. This came out on... I know nothing of Mike. This came out on... I know nothing of it. This came out on Lighten Up Sounds, who just did a tape for me and you, Ian. Lighten Up!

Yeah, they just did a big batch. Well, I did a Lighten Up Sounds tape several years back. What was that? What tape was that? I did a Veils tape on Lighten Up Sounds. What was it called? I can't remember. What was its name? It's purple. It's like a purple collage oh Prince

I love Prince but he did a tap water tape which means tap water thank you for just inviting me into your home we recorded that

at your house it was nice I haven't been invited back since and I know you got a new apartment and I haven't been invited to that one yet

it takes a long time to clean up your mess after you leave that's probably why you have a new apartment, and I haven't been invited to that one yet. It takes a long time to clean up your mess after you leave. That's probably why. You have a formal invitation to come over, and we'll do some more. A formal one? Yeah. This wasn't very formal, Ian. That wasn't very formal at all.

No, I'm saying because it's on air right now. Everybody's going to listen to this. Everybody knows that the invitation is now out there. Ian, I don't want to burst your invitation bubble. Look, Dave already has the invitation. I'm just giving it to you. I'm just letting you know right now, not a lot of people are listening to this.

There ain't many people out there. There's not a lot of people out there. Not anymore. I wanted to say thank you to Raymond from... Oh, oh fuck i had his city and state and now i don't have it so dumb raymond you know who you are thanks for the donation the limits of all no nice adderall candidly came out on recently on lighten up sounds um beautiful artwork here whoa what's up with is this the shell is the same oh no no the shell the imprinting on the one side it's these scribbles all over it whoa and look you see it through the window the other side

what the hell is this oh you know this send this back it's corrupted i can't i love your trish i love your trish by the way which i bet it's on. I bet it's spot the fuck on. No, I think this is pad printing. I think this was done at duplication.ca. If this was done at NAC, the waivers that you would have to sign, the paper trail, Mauler would have been following that paper trail for weeks.

There's been so much collusion on that. There was no collusion. I colluded a little bit Actually there's 13 Russians That just got indicted I'm actually one of them I don't care it's one of my bad boy hobbies I'm one of the entities I always thought you were an entity type person

Okay who wants to go next You or you? Let's go in standard American talk wise. I have the same conversations with my son. Okay. So that means me. Yeah, I'm going to say it right now, right off the bat, before you even go. Right.

You already fucking played that Noroco Mori tape. Our arch nemesis, Ted Butler. I am not happy about this Butler. I am not happy about this choice. I am not happy about this choice. This is the only other tape I brought. So, we're going to play it.

This is the Fire Tools Inner Being Remix Volume 1. I'm on board so far. You got me so far. Ian, you got me so far. I'm happy. I'm happy as a clam. Now, this tape comes out on suite 309. Never.

Never. Never. You suck. Listen, suite 309, whatever. Whatever. Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim.

Is our arch enemy. I thought that was Ted. It's Tim and Ted. They work together. Tim and Ted arch enemy. I thought that was Ted. It's Tim and Ted. They work together. Tim and Ted's excellent suspension. Tim and Ted's tabs on tragedies. Tim and Ted's excellent suspenders. They share suspenders.

And Ted does it. He does it like in the real world. Ted's torture of us is that he tries he does another podcast that involves tapes and it's not as good tim's thing i think it's like a lot more effective communicator it's like a cold war wait you think when you listen to naruko snory i know exactly what he's talking about all the time. Yeah, I guess I do learn something.

It is a learning experience. It's like going to a learning annex, listening to that Noroco Mori. But here, you know what, Dave? I'm going to bare my soul to you. I listened to a few episodes last week. You know how many times he did a pizza character?

None. None. None. He may did it once. I left the room one time to throw up because I got so sick of listening to it. But speaking of throwing up, Tim, Sweet309, our arch enemy, even though he says this, I force him, though, the one thing I have on him, he has to send three copies of every tape he puts out. He has to, legally, by

tape law. And he did. He sent three copies of this. Which is a really good fucking tape. It's a great tape. It's like a compilation remix tape. It's a remix of the Fire Tools tape that came out on Bedlam. Not that long ago. And the remix is already out.

Give it some time to stew. No, I like it. This is, how do you say it? Nmesh? I think it's Nmesh. Nmesh. It was Alex Koenig? Koenig?

And the tape stew. You boys like pizza? Yeah. Yeah. I got a stew on. A stew? I got a stew on. Listen.

Is it a pizza stew? What is it? That's my dinner. That's my dinner. I thought I was staying nice and healthy for you boys. Oh, it's a thick chowder. Pizza, pizza, pizza! It's a real thick chowder.

Thick like cream cheese thick. It's real good. Keeps my bones strong. Keeps my bones strong. Keeps my crust stuffed. I'm trained classically. All right. But yeah, Nimesh, what track gets remixed? This is, I think, Drempt Hexcode.

Un-trade contemporaneously. Yeah, Drempt Hexcode, and this is Nmesh's Malware dub. Who else is on this? Oh, gosh. Oh, Tim is such a... Tim, well, Tim does the track. I bet he's on it twice. No, no, Tiger Village does one track.

And then Maury's. I bet he's under different names. And Max Corp Industries. And I don't know, a whole bunch of stuff. There's a whole bunch of numbers and symbols and letters. So, go check it out. Tight. All right, then what do you got, Dave?

Let's do this Eric Lavender tape. Called Kusnan. Kuskus? I love Kuskus. Kusnan. Kuskus? I love Kuskus. Kusnan. Kusnan. On Katuktu Collective. You were just saying so many things I don't understand, Dave.

Katuktu Collective? What does that mean? I don't know. Katuktu Collective. Who is this person? I don't know. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Do your research. Eric Lavender. I don't even know that... I don't know. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Do your research. Eric Lavender. I don't even know that, I don't know anything about this tape. Is it Lavender or Lavander? You know what? It's probably Lavender. There's an E in there, right?

Yeah. Even I knew that and I didn't even look it up, Dave. Let me say it. Let me say it. I love when Dave gets to the point where he's like, why are you doing this to me?

Like he's passed. Dave currently is at the point of the night where he's passed the bits. I'm done. He's done. He's done even personal interactions with me on like any kind of level. So when I'm just like making like a little joke in a set, he's thinking, I could just be sleeping right now. Like he's already watching like a Netflix in his head.

Yeah, I'm pretty much there. You know how you can tell Ian, watch. And you'll be listening to this. He goes like this. It's the arms go up slightly. It's a slight lean back. And the head goes back and forth. On the real though, we got to get this squeak taken care of

in this chair. I'm sure this is squeaking like crazy in the microphone. Well, why are you moving so much tonight? You doing some kegels over there? I'm not really moving more than usual. You can just hear it now. Yeah, I hear it. There's a dog under there.

What is this a picture of? I can't't even tell if you're going to do some art do like donald trump donald trump but he's got like he's really ripped and he's like carrying the american flag and he's like walking on hill Clinton. Do something cool like that. He's carrying an American flag through Puerto Rico. Yeah. Go and stay out! That's badass. He's holding a copperhead right by the tail. Too mean. Too rough.

Alright. And then I'm going to end it out with a quickhead right by the tail. Too mean. Too rough. All right. And then I'm going to end it out with a quick one. A banger. Socialist plants. He's bobbing for snakes and holes. I saw a bald eagle statue in somebody's front yard the other day, and I thought it was real. You thought it was a real bald eagle? Yeah.

Was it? No, it wasn't. Did it come to life and fly away? Bald eagles aren't real, Dave, except for the ones, they have one at the zoo. I was going to say, I saw one at the zoo. If you go to the zoo, you can see one. Makes my dog mad. Zoos? No, the bald eagle doesn't like it.

Doesn't like that or the llamas. Flips the fuck out when he sees the llamas at the zoo. What's your dog doing at the zoo? Well, you know, there's like a... You can't bring a dog to a zoo. No, but you can walk. They'll keep it.

They'll keep it. You, if you... Seriously, because I... That's not how zoos work. No, seriously, because I saw even... There was a vet went in with like a service dog because he had PTSD and they kept the dog. Because you can't bring animals into the zoo

or they keep them. They keep them like... Yeah. Like if you bring your cell phone to school, kind of. Socialist plants. Boogie woogie thought crime. And what they did there is they used the Metallica font and don't think we didn't notice.

I'm emailing Lars. So expect a cease and desist. This is on Gay Hippie Vampire, which is a label that is just very... It's as predictable as a really inexpensive mousetrap. Is it going to snap? It's like you hit it a couple times and it doesn't snap, but then all of a sudden, ow, it really gets you.

That's how I would describe this label. Definitely just shit is just thrown together, but in a good way. It's one of those labels that you know... They recycled everything. You can spot them. Oh, yeah, it's definitely a good way. It's one of those labels that you know you can spot them. Oh yeah, it's definitely a recycled tape. It's over, what is it? Sesame Street tape or something? Oh God, no.

The beat of Big Bird? No, this isn't just Big Bird, Dave. Ian, look, that's not just Big Bird. What is that? The best of Big Bird? They recorded over the best of Big Bird. If it was B-Sides, that's one thing, but the best of Big Bird, that's up there

with Beatles. It's like Paul Ryan's got his iPad goes from ACDC to Zeppelin. No, it doesn't. And I bet you it has the best of Big Bird on there. You think Paul Ryan has the best of Big Bird on his iPod? Paul Ryan doesn't have an iPod because he doesn't listen to music

because he doesn't have a fucking soul. Dave's getting political. I say give him a chance. I say deficit hawk. I say deficit hunk. You ever seen him pop his shirt off, do some reps? You ready to go out? Episode number 120? Yeah. Let's do it. You suck! Suck! I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not sure. I'm going to go ahead and get back to work. The I'm going to go ahead can get it to work. You've been trying to squish everything for a long time.

You've been trying to squish everything for a long time. You've been trying this christianity for a long time you've been trying Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure. Thank you. Abrupt transition I'm sorry. so i should turn it out i'm not going to wait there's nothing left for me i'm the next one right one of the real i'm missing one you're in touch with my world but it takes me down i know they have been screaming down I'm messing with Got to talk to my mom I like that's my thing

I know they have been Screaming down I said my thoughts are flying So I was crying out I had the initial thoughts It makes the fatter They took a nap in the cabin I locked up the window

I let out lies The bedroom walls And the future eyes I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid It's the world, it's the world It's the world, it's the world It's the world, it's the world It's the world, it's the world It's the world, it's the world It's the world, it's the world It's the world, it's the world so I'm just working out. Thank you. The so It's a little bit of a surprise. The Thank you. The Thank you. The End Thank you. The © BF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The The © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not going to let you go I can't control this! guitar solo Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. RAAAAAAA Thank you. guitar solo Thank you.