Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #121 | 3.11.18

Episode Date: March 11, 2018

Engelika and Others, Chino Beano, Stickboy, Glass Frog, Primadonahue, Mike Dilloway, Rose, The Dirty Sample, Crash Silverback & Max Muthaphukin' Stax, The Black Vomit, Crazy Doberman, böhm, ML Wah, Hasufel, and Giovanni Lami.

Okay, put on the cassette. Alright, I gotta rewind this. Alright. So, hey Tabs Out listeners. This is Witch Beam from Telecult Powers and I am here to wish the incredible Tabs Out crew a happy 6th anniversary of their podcast. I would like to, um, I'm sitting here at the Buckland Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Cleveland, Ohio. And I'm about to light a special candle for them. A candle, a blessing.

One that disperses the negative energies of people that don't like hearing about cake. I'm talking about you, Anthony. And more than anything, I just really want to just kind of talk about how much I appreciate Tabs Out Crew for what they do, their tireless support of underground cassette music. In this world of just garbage, I find it really phenomenal that people take time every couple weeks and just share their passions with the world.

So Tabs Out crew, thank you for all you do. And this candle goes out to you. Thank you very much. Oh, and we're listening to a cassette right now. What's it called? Let me pop it out. Mr. Matthews. Too much of one thing, not enough of another.

And that's the jams. All right. You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some jams. We're going to tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We we're gonna play some casings we're gonna play some casings i play the goddamn tape play this goddamn tape lordy i hope there are tapes oh coming out strong

What is this the 100th episode We're getting into the sugar tonight Are you going to get into the sugar Dave Oh big time I'm getting way into the sugar You're sweet enough He is sweet that's all Dave with a pound of sugar Sugar in the raw Raw sugar the brown stuff

Tabs out cassette podcast Episode number with a pound of sugar. Sugar in the raw. What? Yeah. The raw sugar, the brown stuff? Raw sugar. Yeah, man. Tabs out, cassette podcast. Episode number 121. The six year anniversary episode. Happy birthday, everybody. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.

Dave, turn this off. We don't have the rights to that. What? Don't let Jamie know. Six year. Darn it. Too scary. Very scary.

Oh, we're celebrating tonight. What would you say? What would I say? I'd say a lot of things. In the last six years, how would you define the show? What would be the one? Monumental. Oh, thanks to Witch Bean, by the way.

Oh, yes. You're flat. For a blessing another year. What would you say? How would you? What would you say? thanks to Witch Bean by the way for a blessing another year what would you say what would you say what would you say is the defining feature of Tabs Out

well you are the defining feature the banter you know what I would say the fucking clowns I've laid waste to the enemies I've created that you've created they created an enemy in some you really got me thinking there yeah you didn't create an enemy like in the origin story of like every bad person like where where did you know what it is it's like those clowns in washington no i want to i want to before we get as we kick off the sixth year

what happened to dave i'm all right i want to read before we get, as we kick off the sixth year. What happened to Dave? I'm all right. I want to read this message from this fucking, another fucking clown who thinks he can just go on the internet. Are you guys logged on? I'm logged on. Dave, you logged in? I've been on the net.

I don't know if you have access to this one. Let's read, I don't know how to say the clown's name. He does some project called Whore Poor Crap. He didn't like it. Which one of you suggested the Tabs Out podcast to me? I guess it would be better if there wasn't 13 minutes of meandering banter at the

beginning of the episode I decided to listen to. I've never created a podcast before. Dave, pause the song real quick. Wait. I've never created a podcast before. Say that one more time. I've never created a podcast before. Dave, pause the song real quick. Wait. I've never created a podcast before. Say that one more time. I've never This is the hymn. This is the horror poor crap. I've never created a podcast

before. Anybody know who you are? Oh, you haven't? Okay, kick the song back in, Dave. I've never created a podcast before, but if I had to give one piece of advice, Dave, stop the song real quick. You don't don't no one asked for your advice no one was looking for your i'm doing fine i'm doing great i don't give advice to everything i don't like that's right also yeah i don't think we need it no it makes me stronger it makes me want to meander more. Oh, yeah. Big time.

Hold on. I want to talk about way more irrelevant bullshit. One piece of advice to anyone who... Device? What kind of device? One piece of advice. Wait, I lost my... These clowns talked about cake and fondant. Yeah. It's a podcast about music on cassette.

How about you talk about music rather than... Nah. Wait, right now I want to point out Ian Franklin is on Facebook right now telling me, hey, I'm outside. I'll be there. Hold on. Oh, Ian's here?

Hold on. A toilet bowl cake? Want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? How about you talk... Go get him. How about you talk about music rather than blather all stone with your pal? First of all, talk about cake.

Toilet bowl cake. First of all, go get in. Go let in. Let that sucker in here. First of all, the label we were talking about was called Bad Cake. A toilet bowl cake? You want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? Toilet bowl cake. So want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? Toilet bowl cake.

So I wanted to discuss my cake. A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. Ian, what's going on, man? Ian, what do you think about this whore poor crap clown? What? This clown who thought he'd give us some advice about not talking about cake when in reality we were supposed to talk about cake because it had to do with the label.

So right now, Ian, you're missing this. I'm laying waste to this clown. I'm laying waste to this clown. Why don't I just walk in? I got my dogs after him. We're going all cake tonight. Full Fonda. So now I'm thinking

full cake might not be that bad. Oh, Ian. Have a seat. Get comfy. What's happening? I'm not going to let that get me down. I do think... Dave, you had some cake talk

you wanted to do, right? Oh, yeah. Big time. So I wanted to discuss my cake. We made a pizza cake before. He won't dance. right? Oh yeah, big time. So I wanted to discuss my cake. We made a pizza cake before. Ian, what's going on? Not much. I'm pretty sure this is a cassette podcast. We're just, it's a special day. It's our birthday.

Listen, I know that when we recreate food as a cake, it usually comes out awesome. I feel the same thing about when we recreate food as a cake, it usually comes out awesome. I feel the same thing about when we do this. Are we recording right now? Oh, yeah. This is part of the whole thing? Oh, yeah.

Big time. I think that's good. Where did Joe B. disappear to? I don't know. Ian, you got some tapes? I brought one. Let's kick this off. Let's kick it off with what you got.

We'll go right into that. We'll start playing that right now. Right on. Where is it? It is right here. This is the part. Hold on. Right on. Where is it? It is right here. This is the part. Hold on. Hold on.

This is for horror pork rap. There's a tape. Hold on. Let me get my tape measure. The tape is, the case is two and a half inches. Yep. By four and a quarter. A toilet bowl cake?

Here's what it sounds like when you open it. Yo, if you want to listen to some boring-ass podcast where they just talk about tapes, listen to our early episodes. That shit's boring as shit, dude. Get the fuck out of here, man. Bruh. Get the fuck out of here, man.

We got some pizza over there, Ian. Oh, there's definitely pizza over there. A lot of people love the roaches. I see the pizza. Ian, Ian? Oh, there's definitely pizza over there. A lot of people love the roast with grub on the pizza. I see the pizza. Ian, what tape you got here? This is a tape on Power Moves label from their Excavation series. This is number 13.

Tape is called Angelica and Others, music from Films of Music. And second of all, the podcast has been around now for six years. You're just jumping in now. And you're like, so if you're going to get into a TV show and it's like, oh, I'm going to start watching Lost. What is it? Season four? Episode three? I'll jump in there. And they're like, I don't care what's going on here. It's like, why are they just constantly talking about the island?

Tollable to flushes. So I wanted to discuss my cake. What are these people out of their mind? They want my cake. What are these people out of their mind? They want this cake. What? Tollable cake. What tape you got? Where'd it go?

I don't know. You gave it back to me. We're playing it. No, what does it say again? This is... This is... What is it? What is it? What is it?

It's Angelica and Others. Any particular pizza or style? Fondant is not as scary as you think. Music from films of music. And what's the size of the tape?

About Yeah I think it's two and a half By three and a quarter Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm sorry Is that enough

Tandor Talk for you Tandor Tandor Fondant is not as scary as you think Survey said What's the deal with this? Who put it out?

This is on Power Moves Library Oh hell yeah. They got the excavation series. What was first, library or series? Dave, turn my mic up. The label was first. It was Power Moves Label.

And now it's the library. And then went to Power Moves Library. And what is the deal with Power Moves? Joby, where did you go? Joby, were you painting a house? Oh, you know what he probably did? Probably got in that Prius and took it on the block a few times. Joby, I feel bad I'm taking your seat and your microphone here.

This cover looks like a flash card. In some sort of weird math class. Yeah. These two half circles with the number 13. It's just black and white. Mm-hmm. Inside's nice, though. Oh, look at that.

Yeah, what's the deal with Power Moves Library? It's like they only make a very small amount, and they don't sell them or something? They make a small amount. They started off doing, like, artists, and now they mostly do this excavation series, which is sort of like mixtapes, field recordings and world music.

Listen, I know that when we recreate food as a cake, it usually comes out awesome. What pizza you want for that day with your name on it? All right, well, let's start off the sixth year. Total Bowl Cake. So I wanted to discuss my cake. What are these people out of their mind? They want this cake to flush? He won this. I'm thinking total bowl cake might not be that bad.

15 times a day. Total bowl cake? No. She hit her emails. Oh, man. Okay. No. All right.

No. No. All right. All right, let's play this tape. Steve. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. oh foreign one Thank you. oh a A toil bowl cake? Few cuts from Excavation Series number 13, Angelica and Others, music from Films of Music. Why do you look at me like that, dude? Let me see if I got this right. Let me see if I got this right.

Yeah. So it's a tape of music from documentary film. Yeah. Correct? Yeah. Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. The performers are Angelica and others. film yeah correct yeah maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet the performers are angelica and others and the name of the tape is music from films of music and the label

is excavation series which is a sub-label of power moves library yeah i was wondering so many levels maybe no no no okay she hit her emails all right that was fucking tight so the i'm looking at excavation series on um the uh on discogs yep and it looks like that's that's kind of like that's the jam there's a lot of those and i think they might all be like a collection of uh you know music from documentary films and stuff. Well, they're all a little bit different. They're all sort of mixtapes of different styles. So I wanted to discuss my cake. And they're all curated. A total bullshit!

Do they just like to watch documentary movies and then they just record the stuff that's going on? Maybe. And then they're like, let's put that out. Maybe. Yeah, Joe, some people watch documentaries. Maybe we want to learn stuff. I mean, I'm all down to watch a documentary.

All right. Don't get and call me a bookworm, all right? So now I'm thinking a total bull cake might not be that bad. Fondant is not as scary as you think.

Okay, let's do a rock block. Thanks for bringing that in. Yeah. You did good. Thanks. I'm thinking of doing a slice. Give me a slice of pizza over there, Jimmy. Oh, you want a slice?. I'm thinking of doing a slice.

There's a slice of pizza over there, Jibby. Oh, you want a slice? Yeah. What about roasted peppers? I'm so excited we got pizza. We haven't had pizza in so long. Jibby, ask me what kind I want again. What kind of pizza do you want? Yeah.

What's he doing? What kind of pizza do you want? What's the best? What about roasted peppers, red peppers on top? A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. It's true, though. I'm eating it right now. It tastes so good.

Yeah, I think it does. Green peppers. You pick your slice, Dave. Be nice, pick your slice. You're a good big boy. Pizza, pizza, pizza! Alright, let's do a rock block. Joby, what do you got?

What tape do you got? Ian, can you hand me that stack of tapes right now? Sure can. Let me see what I got going on. What do you got? I'm going to play this new Chino Bino tape. No. Which we haven't played before, right?

No. You didn't play that last time? No. No. I just picked it up recently. All right, cool. Who is this? It's Nick Flood. Never met

the guy. Local guy. Friend of the show. Oh yeah, he's a local guy. He used to work at like an envelope factory in the middle of the night or something, right? It was something akin to that, but I think he's... Now Joe, I have a... Not to put his business out there. I don't mean... No, good. I don't mean to take up arms with you.

Oh, are we taking up arms? What's that mean? You know, I'm not really sure. But I'm really, I gotta say, I'm really taking it back. I'm surprised that you're playing this tape. Why? Because you, as everyone knows, drive a Prius. So we made a pizza cake before. I am like big environment guy.

You're a huge environment head. Yeah. All the stuff. This guy, I've seen the pictures of him out in nature. He's stacking the rocks. You know what that does to the environment, right? You can't stack those things. Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet.

You can't stack those things up. One weekend, it was a Sunday. Nice Sunday. Beautiful out. Yeah. How beautiful? You know, nice. How nice?

And Stacy's like, what do you want to do? I was like, you know what? Let's go to the creek and let's stack some rocks. Like, I was like, I want to do that. And then that's when she brought up that article. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? This is not destroying the environment. Yeah, it is, man.

You can't stack those rocks. That's ridiculous. What is this? A self-release self-homedubber? I believe so, yeah. So now I'm thinking a total bowl cake might not be that bad. So what's on the cover here? What is this a picture of?

I don't know what that's a picture of. Let me see it again. It's some sort of goo. Yeah, that looks like goo to me. That's some kind of goo, right? It's some squiggles, too. Squiggles and goo. Squiggles and goo.

Toilet bowl cake. Yeah, the kids are making slime these days. Might be slime. I hear the slime Instagram kids moved on to soap. A toilet bowl cake? Toilet bowl cake. What do they do? Do they shave it?

Yeah, I think they shave it and stuff. I'd love to do that. $2 khaki. You know what they put in the slime sometimes? Little foam balls. Tiny. Little foam. Just for the texture? Yeah, just for the texture. The only thing I don't like about the slime

is they add smells, too, and I'm not a smell guy. I don't like that. No, I want unscented. Yeah, well, also, how do you convey the sense of smell? Well, sometimes they put a laundry detergent or something in it, so it's a very artificial...

Yeah, I don't like that. I have the same conversations with my son. What were we saying about Nick Flood? What's he quitting his job soon, you said? Oh, I didn't want to put all his business in there. What's his social, man? What's the last four of his social? What pizza you want for that day with your name on it?

66. Three. All right, Dave, what are you going to play? Oh, boy, I didn't even think about that. What, Dave, you didn't think about that? How about... I'm even think about that. What, Dave, you didn't think about that? I'm always thinking about that. We'll do the stick boy tape.

Hell yeah. I was thinking about bringing that. I was thinking about playing that. I got a problem now. We'll do another local. You got another problem? I don't think I have anyone from... You guys are playing two people from... Two Delaware tapes.

Man, I don't have anything like that. Well, now he lives in Jersey, so it doesn't matter. Oh, true. Yeah, he's in Jersey. We can just do two. You go to Pennsylvania, get the whole tri-state area. Actually, you know what? I got a connection. It's cool. I'm back. You got it? Yeah, man. Don't worry about me. I got it, man.

Yeah, this is a new tape. This dude, Frank, that lives around here. Does he still live around here? Is he back in New Jersey? He's more of a nomad. He's more of a nomad. He's more of a nomad. He's a nomad. Atlantic City? I think Atlantic City.

Weird place to live. I imagine he lives under a shell. Like a child's pool. I live in Atlantic City, but I don't work at the casino. What do you do? What do you think the Atlantic City high schools are like? Ugh. I don't even know.

I don't even want to know. This is really, really scary and difficult and what he's awful. He put out a table. Is it called eight tracks and So now I'm thinking a total bowl cake might not be that bad. Total bowl of flushes. Fondant is not as scary as you think. Total bowl of flushes. Too scary. He put out a tape last year.

Any particular pizza or style? Eight tracks and twist, which was like him, like, what was he learning how to use pro tools? Yeah. And it was just like. That's the industrial shit to use Pro Tools? Yeah. And was just like. That's the industrial shit, right? Yeah. Yeah. Industrial?

Yeah, I would call it has an industrial feel to it. Like a ministry. Yeah. No. New world order. What's this new one, though? This is live, correct? This is, yeah, this is basically like a ukulele with maybe like a mic'd up somehow. Yeah.

And it covers like germ songs. Yeah, it covers germ songs. Yeah, and it's like being amplified through one of those little tiny desktop amplifiers. Frank Sinatra slash Pantera, so it's like a medley on that one. Let me ask you a question. Black Flag, Waylon Jennings, Skinnered. There's some heavy Nu Metal style on there also. No.

Because the cover is just like the blank tape J. Carr just written on. Is it copied or are they all hand done with marker? No, no, it's copied. It's copied? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because mine's right there if we need to. I love that his phone number is fucking on here.

But it says in front of the staff card, text only. Oh, no way. I think that's a fine ask. I really enjoy on the B-side too, there's something that's written that then got scribbled out. Is the B-side on this one more like the 8 tracks and twist, the drum machine stuff?

No. I'm not sure. No. The B-keeper. Because I think... Two fucking J cards. No, I'm not. Oh, there's an extra blank one in there?

A real one and then a copied version of it. I'm listening. It's amazing. Yeah, I can't read the writing for the B-side. Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Email address. Oh, there's a Bob Dylan song. I think the B-side is more like...

We're not going to play any covers. I don't want to get in trouble. No cover of the newer stuff, right? They're like... No, I think it's like the older stuff. Oh, it's older stuff. Yeah, I think the A-side is the newer stuff. Okay.

Yeah, Atlantic City, New Jersey. December 30th, 2017. No. No, yes. Atlantic City. 15 times the deck. You like that song? Atlantic City.

No. Who's that, Bruce? I don't like Bruce Springsteen. You don't like any Bruce Springsteen? I know you're going to talk about Tacoma or whatever the fuck the record's called, and you're like, the echo or whatever is really good. I do. I like the echo. I like the way i do i like the echo i like i like the way

all of his drums sound like uh hard work like on like born in the usa just sounds like some construction workers getting up from enjoying a hot lunch putting their hard work their uh their hard hats their hardware hats on that's a good name. That's a good band name, Hardware Hat. Yeah, man, you gotta wear those on the job site

if something falls from the rafters, man. You don't wanna get sued. There was a good interview with the guy who produced that record on NPR. Pretty interesting.

Bruce the Master. They were at like a hotel and Bruce threw it into the fucking pool. He hated it. 66. He didn't like it. No, he didn't like it. He threw it in the pool. Threw it in the pool.. He hated it. He didn't like it. No, he didn't like it.

Threw it in the pool. Threw it in the pool. I'm going to play something from this comp that Oxtail Recordings just put out. There you go. A label. Let's see how you stitch this together. Run by Mike Nigro, who is from Delaware. What are these people out of their mind?

They're too scary. Just put out this comp. What's his buddy's name? Tyler McGill. Tyler McGill. What happened to that fella? He was one of the guys who, I forget,

I forget who it was. In Charlottesville. Yeah, he was chasing one of the dudes out of Charlottesville. Which side? Which side is he on? He's on the good side. He's on the good side. He's on the good side, because I hear stuff about many sides.

No, no. And I got to say, there are many sides to this tape. Transition. Transition. How many sides are there? Four sides. Four sides. They're all good.

Three. Are they all good sides? On many, there's bad hombres on many sides. You're saying this tape's bad. No, I mean bad. I heard all the sides are good. On this tape. I mean like.

Fondant is not as scary as you think. I'm confused by your rhetoric. Yeah. What's your stance? Are all the sides good? Or are only some of the sides good? Or is only one side good? And what side was this guy on?

That's what I said. That's obviously what the opposition is. I have a question for Ian. Define the good side. Why is this on me now? Pretty interesting, but it costs tomorrow. Mystical, mediocre, nothing. No, we know.

Tyler McGill has some medical issues. To get serious. And this is like a beneficial compilation. A beneficial compilation. I got to say, though, hold on. Can I get off the off of the serious nature of this

you wanna get off the serious nature so what we've been doing is really serious and you wanna get off of that let's do it to me you got a double you wanna rag on the tape? So I wanted to discuss my cake.

You got a double cassette. You are not... You're really going to rag on the tape right now? What is it, the spine upside down? Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Now I'm thinking a whole bowl of cake might not be that bad. No, I'm not. So you got a double

cassette comp, right? It's hard enough to keep track of people on a cassette comp anyway. In general. In general. For a noise thing, it's like, oh yeah. Who the hell? Yeah, right. There's absolutely no

way to tell which side is which and which tape is which. The sticker's the same? Yeah, it's just this genius. It's got me wondering if I chose the right way to tell which side is which and which tape is which. The sticker is the same? Yeah, it's just this like... Genius. Yeah, genius. It's got me wondering if I chose the right side. I hope you picked the good side. Don't worry, Mike. There's good people on both sides. Many sides.

I'll take whoever wants me. I'll give out my number later, text only. But the comms call together and yeah. Let's get back on the serious stuff now. What are these people out of their mind? I have the same conversations with my son. Chino Bino. Stick Boy.

Oh, I didn't say who I was playing on the comp yet. No, you didn't because you weren't sure. Glass Frog. But we know they're good. Glass Frog. Good. Yeah. Well, let's examine that. Conrad Cam, you had one more K to that. What do you got? You see what I'm saying? I don't like it.

Total bowl cake. Never met the guy. Don't know him no i'm kidding he's like my father all right glass for out frog conrad cam from from new york city uh big apple i think it's the first track on the b-side uh or excuse me seaside because what do you boys think about just being seaside on a nice day? Just sitting on a scooter. Sitting on a scooter? We don't go crabbing sometimes. I have a scooter, but I just need someone to work on it

to get it running. Is that true? Yeah, it's for real. I have a 1978 Honda Express. What are you boys doing? They just won't run. Picture me rolling on things. Lime green. Wait, shut up joe three people what's three people here who's this this is a white pizza no it's white pizza i'm sick and tired i'm having a not be able

i can't say nothing anymore oh no he's on the wrong side i'm a fucking white pizza no get him out of here this is too far this joke i fucking white pizza. Get him out of here. This is too far. This joke's too far. I like white pizza, though. Thank you. Thank you. Somebody finally gets it. Somebody finally gets it.

You can't say anything anymore. Can't say anything. I like the way it tastes. I don't like it if it's too... I want to go. Sometimes I want to make fun of the Chinese delivery guy. And if I want to run that, it's not... Look, I'm just having fun of the Chinese delivery guy. No. I want to surprise you. It's not.

Look, I'm just having fun. That's for private. I'm having fun. We're having fun here. We're having fun. I'm not racist. It's private jokes. She hid her emails.

All right, that's enough of that. Let's get into these tapes. Get the sugar out of your system, okay? What about roasted peppers? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I feel good. I feel good.

I feel good, I feel good I feel good, I feel good I feel good, I feel the ghost in the dirt I feel the ghost in the dirt I feel the ghost in the dirt I feel good Thank you. I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. The first of us, we'll be starting on the line. We'll be starting on the line. They're still cooking. We want to try to survive.

I just want to say to you, we have to breathe and we have to cry. We want to try to survive. They're still cooking. We want fries with that. Some of these things are pretty hard, but I'm trying to pull my first piece of this. We're still cooking.

What a surprise, what a surprise. John O'Reilly, the Catholic geek. In my mind, I'm going to sleep. Can't I find the time to sleep? I'm eating a good meal. Can I eat a good meal? I don't have the time to speak Try to make it to the video And I need to know where you are Keep it clocky, see a lot See it all, a bunch of lies Feeling what, how, and why

Try to make it to the video And I need to know where you are I don't know what you're finding inside In the high machine we were not running I think you're still around I think you're still around I don't know what you're holding But I don't know what you're holding

But I don't know what you're holding But I don't know what you're holding But I don't know what you're holding I'm the way to God, to the adult. I'm the way to God, to the adult. I'm the way to eternal life. is is With a regiment of the high, I'm a soldier of the country. To the death row, son of the world, I'll say it here, you did what you saw. To the death row, son of the world, I'll say it here, you did what you saw. Oh, my God, I'm a king of hell, I'm a king of hell, I'm a king of hell. I'm a king of hell, I'm a king of hell. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. Thank you. No one got it. It's a math trick. No one got it.

It's a math joke. No one got it. I know you're not good at math. You're good at strength. Who, me? Physical fitness. You talking about my skills? Yeah.

That I've acquired over the years that have led me to lay waste to clowns like... Horrible crap? Yeah. No. Weapons. Weaponry. Everything from axes to zebra bows, man.

Zebra bows. What do you guys want to talk about? What's that? What do you guys want to talk about now? How big is a zebra bow? So I wanted to discuss my cake. Cake? We can talk about cake.

You want to talk about cake? Yeah. Total bowl cake. There was a funny tattoo. There's this tattoo meme thing that I follow. Yeah. And it was a meme of like. It's like one meme. Well, there's a whole meme thing that I follow. Yeah. And it was a meme of like- It's like one meme.

Well, there's a whole bunch. And they keep moving it from website to website. It was a guy with a cake, you know, a picture of a guy with a cake. So I wanted to discuss my cake. And he was like, you know, why can't someone just come in and get a really cool cake and not add lettering or numbers to it? I do. Because that's like with tattoos.

You know, everyone wants to add lettering and dates. Yeah. But imagine a cake maker that just wants to make one cool cake. No letters. Doesn't want a happy birthday. Doesn't want a happy anniversary. Just a regular cool cake. Just for once.

For once. Toilet bowl cake. Chino being a $2 khaki self-release tape. Then a stick boy self-release tape. What are these people out of their mind? They want this cake to flush? I don't like cake. You don't like cake?

No, I don't like cupcakes. I don't like cake. What about cheesecake? Well, cheesecake is a whole completely different consistency. That's why I asked you about it. Yeah, that's not a cake. 100% like that. You like that?

Yeah, I like cheesecake real thin. Real thin slices of cheesecake. I knew there was a catch. I knew there was a catch. Same thing with pumpkin pie. It's white, though. It's basically white. Yeah, it's basically white. It's one of cheesecake. I knew there was a catch. I knew there was a catch. Same thing with pumpkin pie. It's white though. It's basically white. Yeah, it's basically white.

It's one of the exceptions to the rule, Dave. I don't know if you ever heard that expression. You don't like carrot cake? No, I'm not. Like a real, real good carrot cake.

If it's real good because it's moist. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's real moist. A lot of people love the roasted pepper. But regular cake is not that moist.

It's kind of dry. Yeah. It's like a birthday cake. Yeah. And then Glass Frog from the Together compilation on Oxtail, Oxtail number 33. It's a double C80. Double C80?

Double C80. List off some of the people. You're blowing my mind. I know. Double C80. That's a big mishonic number. I'll never be able to smell that. We gots.

Go. Go. go, quick. Quick, give me 10. Give me 10. Sugar Lift, Harmon H., Ruckel, Low Wave, Mr. Doug Doug, Andres Brandl. Three. Leaves. Give me the second to last. Graham Banks.

Give me three above that. Of the good side. Channeling. Give me one that starts with the letter L. Leaves. Oh, just in time. Jesus Christ, you just made it. No, that was the end buzzer or wrong buzzer?

All right, what are we playing now? There's a whole bunch more, too. Name some more. Name ten more. No, don't do it. I could. There's that many. Go to Bandcamp.

Look at that. For Tyler McGill. That was his name, right? Yeah, I was wondering Alright, let's do another one Who wants to start it? I'll go first Who will? I'll go first Oh, hi Mark

That's Dave I'm going to play this Prima Donahue tape Get it, you guys get it? This is Prima Donahue Before Donahue? Yeah What came on before Donahue? A toilet bowl cake?

You want me to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? I think I have the same glasses as her. Remember her glasses? They were power glasses. They were power glasses. You do have, well, they're red. Yeah. You look damn good, by the way.

Well, I only got one. Toilet bowl cake. I can't imagine, like, you in a fucking Prius. In a Prius? I've been meaning to send you this little video. Happy birthday. When I turn my car on, the screen says, welcome to Prius. No, it doesn't.

Yes, it doesn't. I've been meaning to record a video. That's incredible. Yeah, it is incredible. Welcome to reality. I'm super big into the environment. Yeah, yeah. I can't imagine you with those glasses on, riding around in that Prius.

Anyway, this tape's called Loosh. Loosh. Loosh. The juice is Loosh. Remember when he was Loosh? Who's the juice? OJ Simpson. OJ.

Remember the Bronco? You know, they chased that car. The cops did all the way down the highway. Now I'm thinking a total bull cake might not be that bad. Who drove that car? Why did he the way down the highway. Now I'm thinking a total bull cake might not be that bad. Who drove that car? Why did he not get in any trouble? Or did he? No.

Who was his friend? Al Collins? Did he ever go to jail for that? I mean, police were chasing him. And he didn't pull over. Well, there was a trial. For him, too? That's what I'm saying.

I don't remember that being publicized. The driver? I remember watching that. The driver. I'm talking specifically about the driver. I'm not talking about OJ. That's old news. I can't.

And you know what? I just saw that. What about Kato Kaelin? I just watched the series, too, and I don't remember. He was like the pool boy. The't remember. He lived in the pool. He took care of the property? No, just the pool. He lived in the pool and he took care of the pool.

The pool takes a lot of work. You ever had a pool? They take a lot of work. You gotta close it for the winter. He got a virus. So what are you playing? What's going on? Prima Donahue. Who? Prima Donahue.

Loosh. Oh, yeah. Who's Prima Donahue? Prima Donahue is Michael. This guy was in the Crash Test Dummies. He was in the Crash Test Dummies. That's right. Yeah, look on the internet.

Michael Donahue. No. Yeah, Crash Test Dummies. Do you remember that? What was the name of that? Metal band that we played a tape. Metallica. No.

Well, they had a logo that looked like Metallica. And the tape was called like Gay Deer Sex Fart or something like that. Repulsor. Repulsor, yeah. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's right behind you, brother.

This guy was in that band. 100 tapes behind him. Or maybe he still is. I don't know. More than I said. Anyway, it's not important. 66. Let me see this.

But is he really the guy from the crash test dummies? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. That's your response. Hold on. Hold on. Dave.

Joe, it was a prank. I got you, Joe. Got you. Oh, man. Got you. I knew it the whole time. Yeah, he was not. Come on.

But he wasn't another... Repulsor. No, something called like test dummies or something. Without the crash. Crash dummies without the test. They're not testers. They're just the crash dummies. They're just laying around. I'm going to play two cuts.

Two cuts. Three. That's a big electronic number. First cut is called Socialist Totalitarian Dictatorship with a One World Currency and a Microchip Population. That's what Obama wants. I've been saying for years. I don't see what the problem is.

Dave, I got a question. I got a question. I don't got it. There's no exchange rate. I got a question. How's your Bitcoin going? Oh, great. It's going great. You mining? Oh, great. It's going great.

You mine? I'm mining. It's 20. You figure out what you're doing with them yet? Oh, I love Minecraft, so it shouldn't be that hard to get into that. I walked in Dave's house the other day. You walk in, and all you hear. Oh, that's me.

And I'm like, Dave, what does that sound? He's like, I'm mining Bitcoin again. Using it for my Candy Crush levels. What's the second track called? The second track is called... Beautiful... Beautiful... Beautiful... This is one of those...

Now I'm thinking total bull cake might not be that bad. Sounds like an English word? Yeah. Let me see. I think it's supposed to be like beautiful, but it's beautiful fuel. But booty? Or beautiful.

Oh, it's, oh. Buttle fuel. I got to pronounce that buttle fuel. All right, then I'm going to play this Mike Dilloway tape. Mike Dilloway? Mike Dilloway. Is that Aaron Dilloway's brother? Close.

Twice removed. Sister? It's Aaron Dilloway and Mike Colino. Who's Mike Colino? Hey, I'm Mike Colino. Hey, get off that. That's Mike Colino. What are you doing with Mike Colino? That's the bit. I'm saying

my Colino. I wanted to discuss my kids. I'm not gonna as you think. It's Aaron Dilloway, Mike Kalina. Mike Kalina does the project Dog Lady. A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. Came out on his label, Alien Passengers. Alien Passengers number 73. Are those two different things? Is what two different things?

Dog Lady Island and Dog Lady? I think there's always, maybe sometimes it's a little something after it. Dog Lady, Dog Lady Island, Dog Lady something else. But they are the same thing. It is one. It's one. It you are one. There can only's one. There can only be one. There can only be one.

You know, this is... It's called... It's called Hay Bale Paws. I like this cover. Let me get some words out real quick. I've been doing a podcast for a long time.

I don't care if people say they don't like it. Because not only am I good at it, but I can talk good. I say all the words good. All the good words. All the words are good. I do it all okay. No.

The covers are these transparencies. What are these people Out of their mind With this Like a vellum It's like Not a transparency Yeah like a vellum

But I really like this one It's like yellow It's like I guess Who's that guy I don't know who that guy is It's a nice It's a nice face though

Do you think it's a mashup Of both their faces Nah I see a little Aaron Dilloway In the chin Oh yeah Hmm And then I see a little Mike in the glasses

yeah those are his glasses yeah these are really cool I like the way this comes out yeah man I've been saying I like it the whole time Dave will you pass that over this is Dilloway on metal

symbol synthesizer. Metal. I like heavy metal. I like heavy metal. I like heavy fucking metal. You play some fucking metal or not. Is this from Spinal Tip? It says file and phonic mirror.

I've never seen that. Or maybe that's Dillaway. You play some fucking metal. All right. It's a good fucking tape i'm gonna play something off the b-side it came out in a batch that this shit disappears like overnight it's a mystery no one knows where it goes there's gonna be a netflix original series about it toilet bowl the flushes they do all the good stuff they got good programming what's your's your favorite Netflix thing right now? Right now? Yeah, that Frankenstein show.

What Frankenstein? That Frankenstein comic. Too scary. What did you say? Joe. That's my favorite right now. I need you to stop watching it right now. This is really really scary and difficult. Alright, you ready to get into the story? So we made a pizza cake before.

If you could name all what they are, I'll give you a dollar. All right, let's go. Let's do these three. How many are there? How many are what? The tapes that we're supposed to play? You didn't pick yours yet. I didn't.

I knew that already. That's why I gave you a dollar to name all three. Because there aren't three yet. You know what? I don't need your dollar. If you gave me your dollar. You snaked me. Let me just say this.

That's what they call it in skateboarding if you go in front of somebody. Trust me, I'm a hawk. Oh, you know what? I don't need your dollar. You just snaked me. Let me just say this. That's what they call it in skateboarding if you go in front of somebody. Trust me, I'm a hawk head. Remember when you got into skateboarding? Street, vert, ramp, do a little snow, do a little wave crunchers. I'm a huge skate rat. I'm more into dweebin' myself.

Dweebin'? Yeah. If you gave me a dollar, Joe, what would you do with it? Donate that shit to charity, brother. I don't even need it. In my name? Yeah.

I was going to make a joke. I was being completely serious. I want to be serious. Don't joke about charity. Touch my hand. It's actually kind of cold right now. It looks cold. My arthritis, I feel cold right now. Yeah. It looks cold. My arthritis, I think...

You look pale. Well, I did throw up a bit. I know you did. All right, go. A lot of people love the roasted pepper. I'll play this rose tape. Seal, Kissed by a Rose? On Constellation Tattoo.

Oh, hell yeah. This came out in a batch not that long ago. I like that one sales song. Which one? Crazy. Crazy. That's a good song. I don't know Crazy. Only No Touch by Rose. That one's not that great.

Well, I mean, it's pretty good, actually. It's catchy. Rose, Transference on Constellation Tattoo. What's the deal with Rose? This is their third tape on the label. Ruben Sawyer, I believe, is the person. I have another one that's really good. I never played it on the show, though,

because I lost the cover and the Norelco. Maybe anybody else wants to join the piece. I knew Mike wouldn't let that fly. I would not let that fly. The Norelco, maybe. If I just was like this? I've seen you try to sneak a few substitute Norocos through. Substitute Norocos.

I've seen before be like, I was looking on the bank and the Norocos were all yellow. Mike, see if you can spot my substitute Noroco out of my picks over there. That's a good band name too. Substitute Noroco. That is pretty good.

But if you came here with no J card, unless you John Piled it, you just printed out your own. I don't remember at this point. Okay. Yeah, this is their third tape for the label. It's the 86th. 86th.

Jesus Christ. You can't say anything. 86th release. I thought you were good at words. I thought you used all the good words. Ach now, ach well. Everybody has to mess up sometimes. All right, let's get into these three.

I can name them now. You ready? Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering. Donnie Hugh. Uh-huh. Crash Test Dummies. Uh-huh.

So now I'm thinking Total Bowl Cake might not be that bad. Even more bad. And then the last one. The last one. You got it. I'll give you a dollar. What was it? Rose.

Rose. Yeah. All right, let's go You ready? Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand Maybe I'll be there to share the land But they'll be giving away And we all live together In a socialist socialist totalitarian dictatorship With a one world currency and a microchip population If I were the king of the world

I'd tell you what I'd do. I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars. Institute of Socialist Totalitarian Dictatorship with a one world currency and a microchip population. It makes me love to you. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. In a socialist totalitarian dictatorship with a one world currency and a microchip population Worshipping Satan I'm going to go ahead and do that. Ubex are so beautiful fuel to primal celestial gamete Ubex are so beautiful fuel to primal celestial gamete

Can't Ubex see Ubex are everything primal celestial gamete hoped for Ubex are everything primal celestial gamete needs Rubik's car, everything Primal Celestial Gammy to hunt for. Rubik's car, everything Primal Celestial Gammy needs. Rubik's car, so beautiful fuel to Primal Celestial Gammy. I'm going to go. Rubik's Cube Rubik's Cube Rubik's Cube Meet. Thank you. Ubekar, so beautiful fuel to primal celestial gamete. Ubekar, so beautiful fuel to primal celestial gamete Kent, Rubik's C, Rubik's R Everything primal celestial gamete How for Rubik's R Everything primal celestial gamete needs

Rubik's R, so beautiful fuel To primal celestial gamete Thank you. Thank you. The End Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. THE END The End Oh, God! Oh, God! THE END The End I'm sorry. The End I love you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. you don't remember that? I remember that. Yeah, you can't just take someone else's download code. I made a whole thing about it. Yeah. Yeah, what?

He produced a piece. I thought maybe you forgot. Dumbass. It was good, too. I see. Look at this space. Prima Donahue. Loosh on stucco discs.

Stucco disc number. The label's called Stucco Discs. Stucco Discs number. The label's called Stucco Discs. And then the release number's M09CD. That was in Crash Test Dummies. What are these people out of their mind? Mike Dilloway, Hey Bail Paws, Alien Passengers, number 73. I wonder if they'll do another tape called, like, what do they do? Mike Dilloway.

So it would be Aaron Colino Aaron Colino they should they should do a split Aaron Colino and Mike Dilloway should do a split yeah Rose

you're so smart I would do it to come clean I've been calling Dave dumb for a long time I've been hiding in his closet a lot of people love the roasted pepper and he's been solving these equations and i've been double checking them and they're all right and it's kind of making me mad that he's so smart rose transference on consolation tattoo number per number 86 who joe b you got two here on the same label correct yeah that's why i want to play those both at the same time not at the the same time. One after the other.

So one first and then another one. Never met the guy. Who'd you kill? The first one is called Crash Silverback and Max Motherfucking Stacks.

Candy and Cooms. Cooms? Cooms. C-O-O-M-B-S, right? Yeah. Crash Silverback and Max motherfucking Stacks. No, motherfucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I forgot the P-H, yes. Motherfucking Stacks. On Hand Solo. Yeah, Hand Solo. Hand Solo, that's good. I like that. Yeah, they sent us a couple tapes last night. Let me see that because I dig the artwork on these things.

Yeah, they're really cool. Which one you got there? That's the... I love that one. The Crash Silverback. It's like a crazy gorilla with a little alien coming out of his brain. Yeah. That's good. It reminds me of somebody's art, but I can't put my finger on it right now.

I can't put my... It's my favorite Wien song. Oh, yeah? Sing it for a little bit, man. Just go ahead. Just sing it for a little bit. Now, this tape is produced and mixed by The Dirty Sample, which I guess is the producer,

which that's what this other tape is. What's the other tape? The Dirty Sample. The Dirty Sample. Total bullshit. Tuesday nights on Carterow. And then the B side is like a remix. It's like an EP on side A.

Side B is like a remix of all the tracks. I think that this person the dirty sample is josh thorpe thorpe and i think yeah that is crash silverback correct oh okay i don't know crash silverback is dirty sample it's like remember meta remember fucking um you dave you're a big film buff you remember remember Ace Ventura? Oh, yeah. Remember when he comes out of the butt? No, when the rhino comes out of the butt? When he goes, do not come in here. Yeah, when he said, do not come in here.

Why? I always wanted to ask you, why didn't he want him to come in there? Then he just goes, ooh, dog. Yeah, what was the deal with that part? I don't know. Maybe it's that part? I don't know. Maybe it's sex stuff. I don't know. Oh, that'd be sex. Dave doesn't know anything about that stuff.

Nah, man. Dave lost his pecker in a snowball accident. He doesn't have a pecker anymore. It's not that. I'm too young still. I like the... On this dirty sample tape, I like the...

There's some collaborators on there. But my favorite one is Kaboom Atomic. Kaboom Atomic. But his Discogs picture is pretty nice. What are these people out of their minds?

Is it Hand Solo or Hand Solo? That's one hand, right? Yeah. Hand solo. Hand solo. Oh, shit. You ever think about that? Like Han Solo. He was like a loner. Oh, shit. How come he didn't have a You guys want to hear me play a hand solo?

Yeah, play a hand. That's a good ham. You got some good hams, man. We can do a duo. I can't do it. Mine are. Dave, what happened to your worms? Where did Dave have worms? In his butt? In his butt?

In his pee-pee? In his butt? In his pee-pee? Those are my two tapes. So you want to just play... I love a little hesitation. I'm trying to picture what's going on in that hesitation. Is he like...

In his butt? In his pee-pee? He was trying to figure out what to call his fucking dong man come on he's trying to be a gentleman um a lot of people love the roasted pepper you want you want to just play these two or do you want to should dave you want to play one as well yeah let's let's do a let's's keep three in the mix here. What do you got? Three. I'm doing something else. What do you got, Dave?

Let's play Black Vomit. Black Vomit? Oh, that's cool, because I threw up just there. It wasn't black, though. Speaking of Black Vomit... It looks like orange. Gross. Who's Black Vomit? Black Vomit is this trio of Yes musicians. Oh, man, Yes. I love all the Greats.

Tape's called Tape Promo. That's funny. That's a good bit. That's a good bit. That's silly. Because what if it's just a regular tape? It's not a promo. It's not a promo.

It's a prank. Mike, would you like... Does it have the hole punch in it? Does it have the hole punch in it? No. Oh, like a cutout, you mean? Like the notch on the LP cover? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I found this at the

Coconut's Bargain Bin. What is this dimensions of paper that they have going on here? Well, this is a Russian label, so they collude with the paper companies. Oh, they have a different system? Yeah. This is an 8.5 by 11 sheet of paper folded to fit inside of a Noroco case. Hold on, open it back up, though. It's actually pretty good. No, it's not.

No, it's not. What is that little... Do you think they had, like, a jig? Wait, you know what I don't get? Like, once they got it all... Once they figured it out, they had, like, a nice fold jig that they were like, hold on. Dave doesn't get this. Put in!

No. No. No. No. It's not square. What do you not like about, or what do you like? We have to put in American tape case. What don't you like,

or you do like, or something? What? You said there's one thing about this. Oh, no. You didn't say that? No, no, no. But I was trying to get your attention about something in here.

I want you to try to do this maze. Okay. This is amazing. That looks more like a Where's Waldo. Well. Where's Waldo? Nobody knows. Let me see the maze.

Mazes are kind of scary. Is the Minotaur there? Yeah, mazes. You talked about this before, how. Mazes are kind of scary. Is the Minotaur there? Yeah, mazes. You talked about this before, how mazes are scary. Too scary. Oh, my God. This is a Russian maze. They don't let you out of those.

They don't let you out of those. No, a Russian maze is just you're in Siberia. That's it. Looks like something out of my sketchbook. It does look like something out of one of your little sketchbooks. So you have been colluding. This looks like one of your doodles, Dave. So you have been colluding.

Oh, yeah. Interesting. Mike, what's the name of this label again? It's not on the cover, but you brought it up. Post Materialization Music. Yeah, and I think. And I feel like there's some stuff on that label. Why didn't they just trim it?

There's that Sweetness. This is ridiculous. The Sun City Girls tape they put out. Okay. They put out. Where are they? Look next to your head. Look next to my they? I think, look next to your head. Look next to my head.

On the bottom shelf next to your head. Do you see the Sun City Girls tape? That sticks out. It's really yellow. Are you saying you've been colluding? Yeah, there it is. What's that? No, wait, that's not it.

Never mind. No, put that back. No, we're not searching. I'm not looking for it. We're not looking all over the place. What are these people out of their mind? Fondant is not as scary as you think. Okay, then.

All right, let's play those tapes. Let me see that. It's ridiculous. Oh, yeah, I don't get to get one, do I? No, you don't get to get one. No. You've been a bad boy. Say it again.

You've been a bad boy. Haley, hand me those tissues. Dude, you're leaking like a sip. Like a stuck pig. Where are they? They're right next to you. Are you pranking me? To your right.

Oh my God, Haley. Are you serious? Psych. Oh. Wow. Tissue prank. All right, let's play these tapes. Ready?

Go. One, two, three, go. Thank you. Get inside the head and mind of every kind of psycho Neurotic artist, narcoleptic, narcissistic sideshow Mirage when authorities are targeting the time zone Lost in all my thoughts, I got the audience's mind blown Possessive, impulsive, obsessive, compulsive A definite culprit, the usual suspect with terminal illness Nothing to lose but a permanent realness

I listen to your rhymes and the words are just feelings It's weird, I must have lost my nerve, I don't feel shit I wouldn't feel the draft of what you say If your record came up to me and slapped me in the face Same with rhymes as I am with dimes in my flat Cause they flyin' at random try and relax I'm a slide in the back and I'll make you a patriot rise for the end We crafted and crashed with the cold snow That can't be broke but the hoes know We ain't making a son of trash

You must be the low man on the totem I capture the same focus now as when I wrote it So when I unleash the rap and show them it It's like the first time they ever saw sunshine Blinded by the glitter, welcome y'all into the world This is the moment when your toes start to curl Fingernails start to scratch any surface They can touch, we just make them

Go crazy for the fuck of it It's in my blood to give it all so they can't get enough of it If they wanna scuffle then I'm knocking out A knucklehead, still nothing new Whoever we got trouble with can drink Pissed, die slow and oh yeah, suck a dick I'm here to take the soundwave Hostage, monsters collide vs. Mothra

Immovable objects, impossible to stop us So if you ain't rollin' with, I suggest you dodge We crashed and it crashed with the cold snow That can't be broke but the hoes know We ain't makin' them sellout tracks Man, how the fuck could you buy all that? You buy it yourself though We crashed and it crash with the cold flow

They can't be broke but the hoes know We ain't makin' no son of a track How the fuck could you buy all that? You buy yourself some I had enough, to the up-and-comers comin' up now Eat a big cucumber, take a sale off the side of the bluff A little muff rat, dusted and disgusted with the A-plus rep But don't step to fat, I eat your food, break your back, knuckle down with the sandwich bite, all sliced in half, piffed, I'm going full mastiff, a glass of wine, a steak sauce, stained napkin, ain't been the same now, whip wrapping, I'm a has-been, Oscar the Grouch thrown out into the trash bin, stuck to the couch with a chip in the dip bowl, fucking about, I got nothin' to give though Fuck buckets all run out, the mind's a powerful weapon Beat a man to the ground without proper protection

Imagine me bein' a casualty Casually watch y'all fall in time so tragically We craftin' and crash with the cold slow That can't be broke but the hoes know We ain't makin' a cello track Man, how the fuck could you buy all that? You buy yourself something. We craftin' and crash with the cold, so.

We can't be broke, but the hoes know. We ain't making a son of a track, man. How the fuck could you buy all that? You buy yourself something. I'm sorry. Make my life shine Shine, shine Make my life shine Shine Make my life shine Shine

Make my life shine Shine Ooh I don't need a domino ring, just wanna shine like one Talkin' blood puddles, pen swipe the tavern Scud fly with tongue twist, perfect games Final and hope, final adult The final approach, cuttin' the hopes

Word swingers flip like a whip Like skies, like fire, flights of ignorant thick It's the militant ink, seep and pulp Retribution, shine like supernova Pushy with nuclear movement, brighten your future Music feed the fuel of the humans Got no room for improvement, crew stupid with usage We'll see you next time. Mice leaving evident victims, Megs and planets shine for distance like a megalocystine Be my shine, shine Be my shine Be my shine, shine

Be my shine, shine Yo, the inevitable lies, we're in shine, diminishing solar planets Die Yo, the inebrile is when shine diminishing Solar planets can blend The black gravity sucks light in again Fucks with my innocence, gave me life to invent a style Not flies, one of Eclipse's, but I'm out of time It's like a Tau, Planet of Prime All caps, motherfucker!

And I don't type like that To get that, motherfucker! Conformist, Richards, NC-ster, G-ster, Shen, Cleenster It's like me First up your keister meester Hell 9 that 2001 Space Odyssey rebirth Victory over wars, bills over brand name sneakers That's the hometown heroes, give a crowd LTDs

That stands for Lyrically Transmitted Disease Flick the thieves off, burn from the sunbeams Alaskan dogs, letters, yo the way that we run teams Gave a fuck about Shantai I exploded for the sake of your blindness. Because the way we break into your brain is timeless. John. John. John.

John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John.

John. We are the sound. right place we've got the hottest films in town tonight we're showing a man a woman and an orangutan i heard a bunch of weirdos come down here hey look you like girls later on we're going to be showing fanny hill meets my recommendation his agents are gorilla and distant and hard and i can't help but think that there's something that made you that way you could beat the cell if you wanted slam dancer on the pool glory hope for a hundred everybody wanted i don't care i've seen it all twice i've seen the venus like rap and the two bags of tie rice don't be a sell-sell off warfight whores

I sell hit records and the community scores Taught them how to stills, now they still on your album Ask them honestly, but they ain't feeling your album Porn taught you how to fuck, now you want ten bitches On a one to ten scale, but fail cause you don't get bitches Ain't things for sale, scooping the scrounge Let's chill, get skrill, ride the coop to go round No me, no one, I, uh, but instead I lease ya Cause I don't need ya, but you put digits on my visa

Sleeves with a Caesar, so good a board with the game Shit's a whack, it got a corporate name change You could be for sale if you wanted, out of debt Cash your check on the tip of a monster Pretty woman gets the chips, take a dick from a partner Pick, like, or build, flick, flick, cameras underwater Who screams for money, bundles tits to the lens Stretch the hole where you sit to gain some reasonable ends

Ain't your mama proud screaming for a shot to the face Interview with a whore, take your cock for the cake Everything's for sale, got a price and you know it Twenty grand, not a smell that seems glorious, bogey Four hours of work, become a whore in a moment Sibians and orgies, fucked animals and orchards It's a strange world Life for these people takes something so pure

and turn it vicious and evil Paperwork is thick so you lie for the pride Got food on the table but you're dying inside And I'm so for sale And I'm dope as hell But I'm so not real All my hope is broke at a Roblox chill Got a pulse for porn cause I get no love still

I get no love still, I get no love still. And I'm so for sale, and I'm dope as hell, and I'm not so real. All my hope is broke, at a roadblock chill, got a pulse for porn, cause I get no love still, I get no love still. I get no love still, I get no love still. There is a big percentage, as I said, of women that have had issues, whether or not they want to admit them or not, or face them or not. That there's a reason why they go into it so it's not so much that that that i'm sitting here judging you for what you do it's more of the reason why you're doing it to understand there's a difference of everybody has a choice and obviously it's legal you're not going to go to jail for what you do

but there's still a reason why everyone does everything, why everyone makes any choice that they make in their life. Are you making out with me? © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so Thank you. so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ so um Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 oh © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so It did. That's it. Perfect. That sounded like Philip Glass. Hi, doggy. Hi, doggy.

Hello, doggy. Move. The Dirty Sample. Are we back? Yep. And we're back. 12-Ball to Flushes. The Dirty Sample Tuesday nights on... 12-Ball Cake.

Cordero and Crash Silverback and Max Motherfucking Stacks. Candy and Goobz are both on... Where'd we land? Hand solo or hand solo? Hand. Hand solo. Hand? It's just hand?

Hand. Hand solo. I mean... Hand? You know. Hand. Hand. Hand isn't a word.

No, but it's like a play on the name, man. What are you doing this for? Well, the play on the name is man. What are you doing this for? Why are you coming at me like this on the birthday episode, man? That's the play. Why are you coming at me like that, though? A lot of people love the roasted pepper. Why are you coming all at me like that? I say you're getting scared.

You know I threw up earlier. I know, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being insensitive. I mean, yeah. Why would you even do that? Listen, I know that when we recreate food as a cake, it usually comes out awesome.

And then Black Vomit. What was it called? Tape Demo? Tape Promo? Promo Comedy? Tape Promo? Isn't that when Wolf Eyes played with Anthony Braxton, they were like, what track do you want to play?

And he said, Black Vomit. Isn't that a Wolf Eyes song? That is a Wolf Eyes song. That's a Wolf Eyes and Anthony Braxton thing, right? Well, no. It's one of their songs. No, Anthony Braxton talks. Black Vomit. No?

Black Vomit! You guys like jazz? I love jazz. Do you like all the greats? Big time. All the greats. I get to play two now because you guys played and left me out. And then afterwards, Joe came at me like a fucking...

I'm sorry. I came hard. Joe B., have you ever seen a contrasaxophone? That's the big one, right? The really big one. I played that in middle school. Is it the game? It's so ridiculous.

Look at this. It's even a thing. Ian, have you ever seen a contrasaxophone? I don't think I have. Look at this. Are you saying contrasaxophone? Yeah, like the game. It's up, down, left, right, left, right. It's like the game? It's so ridiculous. It's even a thing. Ian, have you ever seen a contrasaxophone? I don't think I have. Look at this. Are you saying contrasaxophone? Yeah, like the game.

It's up, down, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, select, select. That's just silly. It is silly. It's bigger than a tuba. It just goes, like there's no notes.

There are. There are, but the human ear can't hear them. They're below, like all of them are... Look at this joker with the microphone in there. Like it's got to do anything. The microphone gets like this big compared to the... I get to play too.

I'm going to play... Speaking of wolf eyes, crazy Doberman. Me, me, me, me, me. Which is... My turn. My turn. I'm playing too. What'd you say? Why are you coming at me like this? I don't even understand why you're coming at me, me. Which is... My turn. My turn. My turn. I'm playing too. What'd you say?

Why are you coming at me like this? I don't even understand why you're coming at me like this. Dave's got me all up in the sugar and I'm just feeling... Yeah, you're totally up in the sugar. You're just coming straight at me. It's like dude over here with all this spice. You're spiced up. Your pupils are dilated.

It's like... I'm sorry. I'm not going to... I just want to talk to you guys for a second. Oh, sorry, Dave. Oh, shit. It's a special night. Have some.

Why is it special? Ian, are you allowed to be listening to this kind of music? I don't know. It's been six years, boys. Almost to the day, actually. Really? I just got a notification on my Facebook. On your Facebooks?

Yeah. It was a picture that I took in the back room when we had the sun mixer and three computers. Is there any way... Is there any way you could splice in

five minutes from the first episode? I can bring it right now. Oh my god. I think that would be really fun. You weren't there. Should I go for episode two and you were there? You just want episode one? Dave, how many times did we record that?

We had to re-record the second one because Joe messed it up. No, we re-recorded one I think because we smoked weed that time. Happy anniversary, boys. There was one episode that I came from the beer fest in Wilmington. Oh, we had to re-do that one. We had to re-do that one because that one got real angry. That was the only one we did during the day.

Yeah, I got real angry on that one. Oh, yeah. I'm going back here in the archives because I don't really know how to find it. Remember when you held the microphone with your hand? The first episode we had all i'm trying to stop it we had a whole the uh hold on you ready yeah what pizza you want for that day when you're always in the pizza no that wasn't that's yeah oh we're going from the very beginning? Yeah. You want me to just go randomly in there?

Yeah, just go randomly. Boy, not a tape, though. Well, I can't. I don't know how to find that. Back when it was mostly music. Oh, yeah, Weet's a Playable. As far as this interview goes. Oh, right.

Oh, the Witch Beam interview. Hey, it's a fun Grasshopper lately. Oh, apropos. What's up? Have you talked to Grasshopper lately? You know what? We just got off the phone people interview. What's up? Have you talked to Grasshopper lately? You know what? We just got off the phone with Jesse. I'm bored already.

Is there any talking? Are you kidding me? Not really. No, that was the same part I was just at. Here we go. Oh my god, it's just tapes. Can you cue up the classic Dave, I's the same part I was just at. Here we go. Oh my god, it's just tapes. Can you cue up the classic Dave, I like the art? I dig the art.

So far, it's just all fucking the tapes, man. Well, you guys, return to the side of the split. The track is called The Depths of Neon. Oh, I'm saying the name of the track. The Depths of Neon. You're talking about the tape? I know. And here it is, the first track on the first podcast.

You don't sound like you really have to poop or anything. Tabs out. Robert Turman, The Depths of Neon. Tabs out. All right, anyway. What are the two that you're playing? Oh, Crazy Doberman. Crazy Doberman.

Which is Doberman. I like that you did that instead of Mike doing the sample. Which is Doberman, and then you add John Olsen, and it's Crazy Doberman. Insane. He makes anything crazy. But doesn't he also record under Doberman as well? Doberman is another. Doberman's like a group from, I think, California that do the Castle Bravo label.

Oh, okay. You know what I'm talking about? Mm-hmm. But, um... Well, they're tied together on Discogs for some reason. Ohio or something. Who's tied together? Like, Crazy Doberman is an alias for Doberman on Discogs.

Yeah, that's what it is. It's Crazy Doberman is Doberman plus John Olsen. Oh, okay. I get you now. That's what makes it crazy. And that's what makes it crazy, Dave. I get it. I get it.

What's he playing? Listen, I get it. They're doing all... Listen, we're all having fun here. We're having fun here. Making some jokes. Making some jokes. Pizza, pizza, pizza.

They put out like... And it's funny because Doberman used to put out like... Hey, what do you call a black pilot? 69. Wait a minute. Come on, we're having fun here. We're having fun. I don't know about that. I don't know if that joke translates

very well. Listen, I can't say anything anymore. What if you jumped ahead just to hear this part? I don't know if I like that. They were putting out like a tape. There'd be just a picture of a Doberman on the cover, all black and white, real cold stuff.

Another tape would come out maybe like six months later. Same thing, black Doberman. All of a sudden Olsen gets in it. They got a thousand tapes come out. They all click this. All of a sudden Olsen gets in it they got a thousand tapes come out. They all click this. All of a sudden they get in. And these aren't on, you know, there might as well be American tapes.

It's got like a... It reminds me of that coffee book, that coffee table book that I have of like 60s album art. Like the first from like 60 to like 65. it's just people smiling with their instruments on the cover and then you turn to 66 and it's just

melting mushrooms. Yeah, it's just a piece of paper printed out. Whatever. Milwaukee Summer Spot Tavern 2017. Some shit written on there. He always does those weird square things. Yeah, he always does those things. Yeah, when you take the reused tape and you just

trace around the edges with a marker. And what was the little symbol he was putting on all the American tapes that was just like it was just a scribble, but they all had the same scribble. It's a very important piece. Very important. But now they're like, man, they probably

started smoking. You know what they're doing? They're doing one-hit important. But now they're like, man, they probably started smoking. You know what they're doing? They're doing one-hitters. And now they're playing jazz is what's going on. I know. We lost another one. Playing jazz. Yes, one-hitters.

I took a one-hitter a few weeks. That's why if you notice how I'm really. That's why you puked? That's why I puked. You took a one-hitter? To the dome. Toilet bowl cake. The whole thing.

Toilet bowl cake. Toilet bowl cake? Toilet bowl cake A toilet bowl cake? A toilet bowl cake? No You want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? Never met the guy But I'm going to play

the one the Milwaukee Summer Spot Tavern 2017, Dave. It's one out of like three live C90s that they released. Wait, they only released

three of them? Yeah. Three? And this net. Three? That's a big masonic number. But if you go to

their Discogs now, it's just littered with all these. I see. Look at this base. So they, what? They got like a lot of them. They're doing a lot of them now. But they only made three? But if you go to their Discogs now, it's just littered with all these. I see. Look at this base. What? They got like a lot of them.

They're doing a lot of them now. But they only made three? Of the series. This is like a thing. I don't like that. Okay. You have tapes. They did three.

But then others, too. So now I'm thinking a total bowl cake might not be that bad. 66. Play that and then play this boom. B-O-H-M, but there's an umlaut over the O. How do you say it? Total bowl cake. Too mean.

O-H-M? B-O-H-M, boom. It's Bjork. Bjorm. Because she has the umlaut, so it makes like an or type sound, right? So, Borm? Transient. I think it's Borm.

Borm? Bjorm? There's a Borm. Borm? It's like a little German child that says, did you make your Borm? Did you make your Borm? You make a Borm in putty. You make Borm in putt. That's the child speaks like that? Did you make your bum? You make a bum in potty. You make bum in pot. That's the child speaks like that?

Tall boy with the flushes. You make bum in potty. That's still Russian. What's bum? What are these people out of their mind? Come on, get it together. I don't know, but this is a C-Torch. Come on now, pick your your what do they call it?

Britches? Britches? So we made a pizza cake before. What did they say? Pick your drawers up. Get it together. So I wanted to discuss my cake. What pizza do you want for that day?

She hit her emails. Listen, I know That when we Recreate food As a cake It usually comes out awesome We don't even have a sweet snack She hit her emails So

Boom Transients on OTA C29 came out In addition to 50 They do like The unique covers As they do on that label With everything

What's that like Indigo blue on that cover I think it's a drawing Of like There's like an amoeba Or something on that cover? I think it's a drawing of an amoeba or something. An amoeba? No, I think that's a cat. I see a cat. You're not a doctor. You see a cat.

It's a cat blowing a bubble. How do you both see cats? Oh, yeah. I see a cat now, too. I'm not dumb. No way. I'm not dumb. There's no way you all see cats.

Guys, guys, guys. He doesn't see a cat. Get a load for this guy. He doesn't see a cat. A cat blowing for this guy. He doesn't see a cat. A cat below in a bubble. Two cats, actually, because the one is in the foreground. The other one's kind of like a bunny. No, no, no.

A cat bunny. Does anybody know who you are? No. I don't think this has been done before. 15 times a day alright ok so let's play these two Crazy Doberman

self release tape live jam boom transients well hold on is Ian playing the tape Ian didn't bring any I just brought one

oh no we gotta we gotta he could you know we discussed picking more out but I think we haven't I think right now the battery.

That's what he said. Normally I'd pour sugar on that shit. That's what he said. Listen, so is that it? No, no, man. That's not it. Who has more? We're going to do me, man.

We'll figure this out. The fuck you coming at me? I don't have any more, so that's what I was wondering. The fuck you coming at me so hard for, man? 12 bowl ofushes. I thought that was it. How many more do you have left? Is this one of those cases where you have like 10 more tapes?

Everyone's done, but you happen to have a whole bunch more? One of these people got it in mind. Game over. 69. Let's check it out and see if it works All right. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021... © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'll move this to this interval? Uh, why? I'm playing the mixer directly to the wall so it doesn't blow. Oh, the mixer.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think it's going to go straight into the wall. Hey, she goes a different outlet than what's on her, uh, a different outlet. © BF-WATCH TV 2021.... so so um © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so so Transcription by ESO. Translation by —... The GDR has announced the future of German-German relations. The GDR has announced the future of German-German relations. Britain has come out against the German-German relations. The United States has announced the future a part of the United States of America since the beginning of the United States of America.

The United States of America has been a part of the United States since the beginning of the United States. Thank you. The The big eye. so so I'm going to go to the next one. The The so so so so so The So now I'm thinking of toilet bowl games. and GDR will automatically become the member of the council by an international federal government in Germany tomorrow. So now I'm thinking a total bowl of cake might not be that bad. Crazy Doberman. Boom. Boom.

Boom. We are boom. Boom. Boom. Big boom. Big boom. I love cake balls. You love it.

You do love it. Yo, so Davey Boy, you think you got enough... You got any juice left in there? You think you got enough juice left in that tablet of yours? Let's see here. To juice up that we can throw in, maybe do more than just what we had planned? What do we have left here?

A tugboat going on. Well. Yeah, well. I love when two ships pass in the night. We got, what do we got? Like three tapes? That's just because I do poetry, too. We can put one more in there, I think.

Ian, you want to play another tape? Sure. I got to say, if our podcast is six years old, that means if somebody's got a kid who's five years old, we're a year smarter than it, bigger than it. We're a year better with weapons than it. And we're probably, our romantic level is probably a year past a five-year-old. Especially Dave with his pecker accident that he had.

Look, man. Lost it in a snowball fight. I'm still going to do sex, but I'm just young. You like patty cake? I do. You like patty cake? All do. You like patty cake? All right, Ian. That's what my parents call it.

I know what they're talking about, though. They say they're playing patty cake. What are they doing? They're sexing. Oh, that's when they do sex? Yeah. And I know how it works. You sit and you fart on each other's lap.

He got a virus. Exactly how it works. You got one out of the mail bag here That just actually came I think today Yeah I just pulled one out 69 You haven't played the 69 song in a while 69 66

Oh you know what I just realized What's the sum of these numbers 69 He wouldn't even let me do it. I'm listening. Here we go. 69, 69, 69, 69. 12-ball to flushes.

66. Three. It's 69. What are these people out of their mind? Flower Room Records from Brunswick, Maine. You ever go to Brunswick? Nope. Maine.

Total bull cake. They put New Brunswick in New Jersey. So what was wrong when they made that one? It was so fucked up they put it in New Jersey. Because Maine's nice, right? Never been there. The air up there is like... It's very thick.

You can't like... It's cold, though. I thought it was thin. No, no, it's thick. It's right in the middle. It's very thick. I thought it was thin. No, no, it's thick. It's right in the middle. It's just right. It's like a thin crust pizza, which is the one right in the middle.

No pizza? You boys like pizza? Oh, shit. Where's that white boy at? I kept him. Get that motherfucker out. Pizza, pizza, pizza! How's it going, pizza?

Oh, it's pretty good. Where have you been all night? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Oh, you came to wish us a happy birthday. That's pretty good. Where have you been all night? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Oh, you came to wish us a happy birthday. That's so nice. I figured you did your birthday and maybe you want a little pizza. Oh, you're suggesting we eat you.

Yeah. I know you're hungry. I see you over there. Look in your eyes. Lick in my eyes? Lick in your eyes. Lick in your chops. Lick in everything.

You could... Why don't you lick this? Why don't you come over here? Whoa, look at this. Eat that pizza. Easy pizza. Come on, come on. Now is not the time.

Come on over here. Come on. I got eight slices. I got eight slices. There's three of you. You do the math. You do the math. Sixty-six.

Fifteen. You do the math. Well, the math. Sixty-six. Fifteen. You do the math. Well, if you don't like toppings, I take my toppings off. I get real comfortable. Why don't you pull up a plate? Pull up a plate. I'll get on that plate. Leave those toppings on.

I'm getting cramped in the socks. Keep your toppings on, pizza. Wouldn't sauce be a topping? It don't have to be. I'll take that off, too. I'll get ass naked. I'll get ass naked. It's just all dough. It's just all dough. I'll get down to'll get ass naked. It's just all dough.

I'll get down to my crust a little. I'll just sit over here. I'm glad you guys even got me in my own microphone this time. Flower Room Records sent us this package. Their tapes are all

in poly. I know you're hungry. I'm going to power through it. They come in the poly cases, which I normally hate. But they wrap these labels on the outside. A lot of people love the roasted pepper. That is true. That is true.

I would say that. But my only complaint about them is you don't want to open up, the label goes from the front to the spine to the dip, but you don't want to open it up too much because then you should. We're going to name that. Yeah, we named that. That's the dip. That's the one in the back.

And polys don't even have dips. A lot of people don't know this. Polys don't have dips. That's why they call them dipless polylisses, but they change. So that's got a... That's what? Go ahead. that's got a that's what go ahead that's got a poly dip

on it it's a poly dip yeah well they call it a poly dip later because people kept saying like it all goes on the dip and it's like well actually in reality polys don't have dips

it's a pseudo dip it's a pseudo dip and they say well let's just call it the poly dip and then for years people were like not calling it the poly dip

I'm just going to call it the back of the poly because polys don't have dips there's actually two schools of thought well there's's actually two schools of thought. Well, there's more than two schools of thought. There's actually... Three.

But if you don't want to open it up... He's like my father. You don't want to open it up too much because then you... Look at what happens here. You start to compromise. You compromise the crease, the integrity. I already cracked it.

Tall bull that flushes. Da Vinci Code. Your mom likes the Da Vinci Code, right? No, no, no. How is your mom? I love it. Yeah, is she good? You like it.

I like it, yeah. You like it? I've never read it. No? No. That's the kind of style of book I like to read. The kind of style of book? Yeah, like a thriller that involves maybe some sort of...

Conspiracy. Conspiracy slash... Too mean. Too scary. Secret. Secret. Yeah. Secrets.

But then throughout the book... Dave, it's been six years. Tell us... The Beekeeper. It's been six years. Tell us a secret. My butthole is... How is it?

It itches a little bit. I don't think that's a secret. I think I've known that for a long time. I've known that for quite a long time. 15 years ago. See, look at this face. How do you think that's a secret. I think I've known that for a long time. I've known that for quite a long time. I see you look at this face. How do you think you say the name of that project, Ian? Give it a shot. I'm going to say Milwa.

You think you just say Milwa? You don't think you say N-L-wa? No. I don't know. I've never heard it said before. Tape's called Big Air. Flower Room Records number 10. Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet.

No, I'm not. But yeah, I don't really know too much about MLW. You think it's MW? I think it's MLW. Really? I like that you said something different than what he said and you're like, you think it's MLW.

But that's not what he said. Look at the shell. That's pretty tight. Touch it because you can feel it too. Take that's not what he said. But that's not what he said. Look at the shell. That's pretty tight. Touch it, because you can feel it, too. Take it from out of my hand, Ian. Jesus Christ. Well, you said touch it. Why is everyone coming at me so fucking hard on the birthday? What are these people out of their minds?

I know. You don't want to get me. Go. I will open up my closet. I will take out my weapons. I will do illegal push-ups. I will take you by the neck, and I'll do choke holds. Illegal push-ups. They don't want me doing the push-ups. I will take you by the neck, and I'll do choke holds.

Illegal push-ups. They don't want me doing the push-ups. They say it builds strength too quickly. There's little dot art. They dot paint on the... Time flies. No. She hit her emails. Joe don't like it.

I don't like it. You don't like it? I thought you would. Turn to the other side. You like the other side, and I know you will. I love the other side. I knew you would. Joe don't like it. I don't like it. You don't like it? I thought you would. Turn to the other side. You like the other side, and I know you will. I love the other side. I knew you would. I knew you so well.

It's been six years. It's like a stamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same every time. This, they handed this every time, right? Hmm. Hmm. I don't know if I like it.

A toilet bowl cake? I like how it feels, though. 66. Okay. Love the B-sides. A toilet bowl cake? You want me to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? So I wanted to discuss my cake.

Toilet bowl cake. What are these people out of their mind? They want this cake to flood? A toilet bowl cake? Toilet bowl cake. A toilet bowl cake? Toilet bowl cake. A toilet bowl cake?

So now I'm thinking a toilet bowl cake might not be that bad. Toilet bowl cake. What are these people out of'm thinking a toilet bowl cake might not be that bad toilet bowl cake what are these people out of their mind they want this cake to fly a toilet bowl cake toilet bowl cake a toilet bowl cake never met a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl dave you'll play yours after that all right yeah. Yeah, I'll play this. Hasufeld tape, Forlorn. Hasufeld. Did I play Hasufeld tape before? You did, like episode...

You did. Recently, actually. Like six episodes ago or so. Nice. New one, huh? Yeah, this came out on L... Tool? L-Tool.

L-Tool. Number one. T-U-L-E, not like... Three? Not like... Number one. Not like tool. Number one is pay.

You guys ever pee? Oh I pee all the time I love it It's good I like to just get it out And flush it all out Cause like I don't give it five stars I don't wanna keep it in

It's not good for you If you keep it in No No no You get rid of it Ian keeps it in Get rid of all the toxins He likes to keep it in

I do like to hold it Until I can't Apparently You're not supposed to do that Oh I love it You're not supposed to do that Cause it'll fuck up I don't care I like to feel good I like to hold it until I can't You're not supposed to do that Oh I love it I don't care I like to do it in bottles and then hide it around the house Hide it around your own house

In his butt In his pee pee Hasufel forlorn I'm a pee hoarder Hasufel is actually If you watch Full House in Germany That's what they call it Cut it out Dylanette Ettinger I think if you watch Full House in Germany, that's what they call it. Hassofeld? Hassofeld. No, Hassofeld.

Okay. Cut it out. Dillonette Ettinger. Hassofeld. Is that him on the cover? This is a picture of somebody. There's some character here. And I'm telling you, I'm running through my database,

and I can't put my finger on who it is. What's with these shells? I feel like they're so smooth. And you know what my other complaint is? All the windows on the tapes now. They're flimsy. A little flimsy plastic. They're not putting the screws in them anymore.

They're sonically welding these things. They're environmentally friendly. Yeah. Less plastic. Less plastic is good for the environment. You know who's going to like that? I love that. Put that in my previous.

I'd love it. Joe. A toilet bowl cake? Toilet bowl cake. What were you saying the other day? About the gas mileage I get? About the gas mileage you've been getting in this inn. It's not as good right now because it's too cold.

In this Prius. Oh, it's bad in the cold. Yeah. Doesn't do good in the cold. How's it do in the snow? Not too good. No? What about hot snow? What about hot snow?

What about thundersnow? You haven't seen this thundersnow? No, thundersnow? Thundersnow. That's not a real thing, is it? Yeah, it snows when it's... That's an ACDC song? Yeah.

Yeah, man. No. No. No. Anybody know who you are? No. No. Anybody know who you are? Then are we going to end the show with this one? Giovanni Lami.

What? Giovanni Lami. A lot of people love the roasted pepper. What was that again? Giovanni Lami. Giovanni Lami. Giovanni Lami. Tape on Nolzone. I'm trying to pull up the name of it here because it's written. At this point, I can't.

Is that a lunch meat? Giovanni Lami? I guess. I'm meeting you right now. I'm meeting you right now. It tastes so good. Too scary. I'm listening. Normally, I pour sugar on that now. It tastes so good. Do Terry. Sorry a little bit. I'm listening. Normally I pour sugar on that shit. Tape's called...

What is this word? It's too small. I don't know. It's on Nolzo. Nolzo number 17. C-27. Edition 75. Came out in a batch with like a rambutan tape.

Or rambutan. How do you say that again? Rambutan. Rambutan. Label's from Atlanta. Atlanta, Georgia Georgia you know what good city too no

I think we played the tape don't jump to conclusions that it's Atlanta Georgia I said Atlanta and no one said Georgia is there another why are you coming at me like this fool

everybody know who you are cake cake cake cake cake cake so now I'm thinking total bull cake might not be that bad the one year

excuse me the six year anniversary show cake cake cake am I good thanks to So now I'm thinking Total Bowl Cake Might not be that bad The one year Excuse me The six year Anniversary show Am I good? Thanks to We got a donation Recently from Thomas

Thomas Lin From Temecola, California These pizzas were paid For by Yeah man You bought us some Pizza pie tonight

Thanks so much This pizza's free Oh shit Pizza's back Seasons without the blame Thanks everybody for listening Over the years You won't go. You won't go. You won't go.

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so All right. I'm going to go ahead and get the car. so so The I don't know. so Thank you.