Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #122 | 3.25.18
Episode Date: March 25, 2018Zachary Utz, Naps, Fire-Toolz, Aidan Baker, poopdood, Diamondstein and Sangam, Cool Person, Odd Person, Seth Graham, Allegory Chapel Ltd., David and the Mountain, Shadows, Oxykitten, and Mime the Not...hing.
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You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean as a number.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some Kasims.
They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims.
They're like, you're sleeping.
We're going to play some Kasims.
Pretty damn scary.
Oh, and everything happens.
We're going to play some Kasims.
I played the goddamn tape.
Played the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Tabs out.
Tabs out.
Cassette Podcast, episode number, what number is it?
It's a 16.
No, it's not.
That's a huge Masonic number, though, but it's not that one.
45?
No.
47!
No.
None of those?
If it says 11, you do 12.
I love number pranks.
I actually had a good idea for a number prank today,
but I didn't get around to doing it.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number one.
I got it now.
122.
I'm Mike.
I'm Dave.
And it's just...
Just us for right now.
Just us for right now.
We're waiting on someone to show up,
but Dave was getting too antsy.
You wanted to go right now, Dave.
What is it? Do you have to use the body? Do you have to go boom, boom? No, no, no, no, no. You wanted to go right now, Dave. What is it?
Do you have to use the body? Do you have to go boom boom?
No, no, no, no, no. You gotta get out of here and go boom boom?
Dave, you've gotta go boom boom.
I just wanna get going. Go boom boom.
I just wanna get going.
Turn my headphones up. It's late.
It's... I can't wait to see the sugar you got in store.
Oh, I got so much sugar. I've got a whiff
of it. I was like, I was like,
did somebody make cookies?
It's all about sugar.
All right.
Well, while we're waiting
for the third person
to show up here,
you want to do...
You want to do a...
a double dose?
I'll do a double dose.
Hell yeah.
Okay, we got...
We have tapes here that are on the same label.
Do you want to play those?
Yeah.
Okay.
Patient sounds.
On three, we'll each say what tape we have.
Ready?
All right.
One.
Where's yours?
Do you have it?
No.
Get it first then.
You can't play if you don't have it.
All right.
Ready?
One.
Now comes the hard part.
He's like my father. One, two, three. Zachary Woods. And now comes the hard part. He's like my father.
One, two, three.
Zachary Utz.
Maps, I do this for the ocean.
I got to pick just the right one.
So what are you playing?
You do yours first.
What do you got there?
Zachary Utz.
Who?
Utz?
Utz.
Like the chips?
I don't know.
It's one of those two.
He's like my father.
Ach mal, ach well.
This was from 2017, correct?
Yes.
Hand it over here.
I want to see it.
Yes, 2017.
It says it right on the front.
Oh, they put the years on the front?
Yeah.
And it looks very, very nice.
What are those?
Dave, these look like your worms on here.
Is that one of your worms?
Is that Cecil?
I can't see.
I didn't know he was doing modeling work.
He's doing J-card modeling now, eh?
It does look like my that's a
that's a splitting image of your of your worm it looks real good oh it looks good private
private practice this patient sounds number 90 plus there's an octopus i feel
too scary i feel like we've played zachary oates before because i feel like i made the
what do you mean potato chips chips? I made that bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So do we know anything about him?
Have we figured it out since then?
Oil bowl cake.
Wait a minute.
What's this?
I'm intrigued.
I thought Patient Sounds home dubbed all their tapes.
Well, this isn't do it yourself.
This is letting someone else do it for you.
That's for sure.
It looks nice, though.
That's a nice shot.
It looks very nice.
I'm going to play...
So what are they doing?
Is that what they're doing now?
Did you draw this?
Pro dubs?
Let me see if this...
I got another one here.
It's brand new.
It's brand spanking new.
Just hot off the duplicator.
It's steaming if you look at it close enough.
I've played around a little bit with a blowtorch. It's steaming if you look at it close enough. I've played around a little bit
with a blowtorch. And it's also pro-dub. That's the naps tape. This looks beautiful. I do this
for the ocean. Dave, what are some things you do for the ocean? We know Joe B, he's not here
tonight, but we know he drives a Prius, so he's doing something for the ocean. He's keeping it clean.
That's a green initiative.
Hey, Bill Gates.
But what are you doing for the ocean?
And do you think Naps does... I don't think I really do anything for the ocean, honestly.
After all the ocean has done for you,
it's provided you with waves.
You can watch me surf on them.
Slow bowl cake?
What are these people out of their mind?
Water and cake don't mix.
Jason Calhoun.
I have a note here to mention
how shittily this J card is cut.
Look at this.
Look at this J card, Dave.
Check it out.
What do you think?
That is pretty bad.
It's so bad.
And Patient Sounds uses,
if you're familiar with the label,
they use like a template. And the template, it's the same so bad. And Patient Sounds uses, if you're familiar with the label, they use a template.
And the template, it's the same every time.
And on the spine, the text is in a rectangle
with the logo on the bottom.
Yeah.
Well, you know what happens is they send out the bad copies
that people don't pay for to us.
Well, I don't like that one.
The bad cuts.
That's what I did.
Is this a Tabs Out bad cut?
I gave all the bad cuts to my friends.
That's a bad boy thing to do.
Yeah, but what is it?
And, like, not only, I don't even think it was,
I don't even think he used scissors.
I think he, like, put it at the edge of a table.
You know, when you do that, you put paper at the edge of the table
and you tear down.
Oh.
You just tear down.
I think he did that.
Hold on, hold on there.
Like, he cuts right into the rectangle.
Actually, you know what?
You say, like, we get the shitty ones.
What is that?
This one's so bad, I think you just got to throw it away.
What is all this stuff?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, for sure.
Throw it out.
No, no, no.
Okay, well, let's get into this right here, episode 122.
We're just going to do these two?
Let's just do these two, and then we'll...
Yeah, well, how many do you want to do?
We'll just do the two. That's fine.
How many?
Let's do two.
How many?
Let's do two.
Come on, Dave. I'm baiting you here.
My mouse isn't working right.
Okay.
Let's start moving.
That's code for pecker.
All right, Zachary Utz and Naps on Patient Sounds. Thank you. I'm sorry. so Thank you. so so Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. so The The The I'm going to stop here.
Here we go. What? I'm sorry. I'm going to go somewhere else. Do you like what you're doing?
Why are you going to be a dog?
Um...
Do you see anything different?
Um...
Do you like the place you're working in now?
Alright, I understand. I'll help.
I'm having a lot of fun with the task force confirming this.
I think I did going down. We are now at the end of the train. I'm not sure if you can see it, but the Yeah. The All right. I think it's done.
What do you think?
Zachary Utz.
Utz.
You really got some utzpa, Dave.
Zachary Utz.
Zachary Utz.
Tape's called Private Practice.
I used to have a private practice.
Naps.
I do this for the ocean.
Both on Patient Sounds.
Patient Sounds.
Still going strong.
And we, well, not too strong because they sent us that poorly cut J card.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
Well, I'm going to complain, which I did.
I texted him and he said something about the tapes are free.
We did the best we could with the time that we had.
Jamie Orlando.
Hey.
It's about time you're here
hey hey hey
Jamie Orlando is showing up
third band
thanks for coming Jamie
Jamie point that microphone
down there
towards you
you want to talk right
no no no
you're still not there
end of the top
do it like mine
yeah
you got all kinds of adjustments
you can do that
yeah do it
make yours look like
like mine or Dave's
what I gotta babysit
I'm tired
Jamie Orlando
I'm wasted I know. I'm wasted.
I'm wasted.
How's your headphone levels, Mike?
I was going to comment on how good they were.
Okay, good.
Very good.
So, Jamie, now that you're here...
I'm over the sugar.
I should say, Jamie, you did bring something special with you.
I was going to try to pick up an actual cake.
Jamie Orlando. These are something special with you. I was going to try to pick up an actual cake on the way,
but I brought some...
These are limited edition salted caramel Hostess cupcakes.
Delicious.
Oh, wait, are they?
I thought they were just the regular cake.
No, you see the salt flecks on top.
Oh, I do.
I'm going to crack this open.
That's sea salt.
This looks good.
That was good.
I just came from a five-year-old's birthday party,
and he fucking vomited everywhere.
Everywhere.
I felt so bad for the kid.
But, like, it was at one of those, like, bouncy places.
Oh, did he throw up in the bouncy house? No, no, no, no.
In the sticky floor tile place where they feed you the cake and the pizza,
which I didn't get a slice of, by the way.
Toilet bowl cake.
No, it was a Super Mario Brothers cake.
A toilet bowl cake?
It was a Super Mario Brothers cake.
So the majority of this toilet tank is cake.
And the people kind of mopped it up, but not all the way,
and then left the mop and the bucket out.
That's gross.
That's disgusting.
But, Jimmy, you want to play a tape?
Yeah, certainly.
What's the circumference?
I have a thing. What is the circumference? What is the circumference?
An artist known as Fire Tools, maybe a familiar musician of the show.
Angel Mark Lloyd out of Chicago.
Spooky, spooky.
Chicago, that's a deep dish pizza.
Deep dish pizza.
This tape came out on Bedlam Tapes in 2017.
I mean, I'm talking about a 12-foot slice of pizza.
2017?
Yeah, so she put out one on Hasu and I believe one on Bedlam Tapes.
And they're both amazing.
And I feel like this one, since this is a German label, might not have that as much exposure out here.
German label, huh?
Bedlam Taste.
We played stuff by Bedlam.
I don't know either.
Not in these times.
We played stuff on Bedlam before.
They're kind of the sentence packages.
We played something off the remix tape of this.
Okay.
Last episode.
Okay.
Well, this is pretty sugary stuff here.
There's like blast beats on Casio keyboards and all kinds of crazy stuff going on.
That's for sure. What is going on in this cover here? This is like some keyboards and all kinds of crazy stuff going on. That's for sure.
What is going on in this cover here?
This is like some Fifty Shades of Grey stuff.
This is getting me very aroused.
Look at that hook, Dave.
You know the tricks I do on that hook?
What are you doing?
Why are you making all these holes in it?
What?
I made a bowl of pasta
and these pumpkins grow out of it
what's that
where did you get that clip
check it out what do you think
alright
yeah look at the
I've commented on this show before
look at the attention to detail.
It looks like crap.
It does not. It looks really good.
It looks good.
It does.
It probably is one of the nicest looking shells of a tape I've ever seen.
That hook on there again.
What's this, an octopus?
Oh, there's a bang on here for smoking weed out of.
It's a lizard.
That's a poison snake?
They're freaking interdimensional invaders, okay?
Too scary.
Enough, Dave.
I saw a five-year-old vomit everywhere today.
I don't need you doing this to me, okay?
What the hell, Mike?
All right.
Okay, we got enough on the table.
All right, tight. We got enough on the table.
All right, tight.
Fire tools.
Inner being, is that what it is?
Inter beings.
Inter being.
Being.
Inner being.
They're freaking interdimensional invaders, okay?
I'm going to make it play itself.
All right, then, Dave, what are you going to play after that?
Oh, it's my turn? Ha ha.
Oh no.
I'm wasted.
Let me take a seat. Let me think.
I cannot tell you. It's confidential.
What are you playing, Dave?
I'm stuck.
I'm going to play Aiden Baker tapes and studies.
Aiden Baker. Aiden Baker. You studies. Aiden Baker.
Aiden Baker.
You guys know Aiden Baker?
Like a baker is somebody who uses a lot of sugar.
And they make stuff.
I'm a baker, not a plumber.
Normally I pour sugar on that shit.
Aiden Baker.
Yeah, I've heard some Aiden Baker stuff. Yeah, dude out of Germany.
He's been, he's got like.
Two German things though? He's got like... Two German things though?
He's got like a discogs, like a phone book.
Oh yeah?
Why, does it have everyone's phone number in it?
What are you trying to say?
They leave it on your doorstep?
Exactly.
Jamie, what does he mean?
What is that joke?
What is that?
You're in the tech industry.
What does Dave mean?
These algorithms, Dave.
Heck if I know.
So there's a tape that came out on Sounds Against Humanity.
Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary.
Sounds Against Humanity.
I played that game.
This year?
I played that game before.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I like games.
Oh, I love games.
Would you like to play a game?
I would love to play a game.
So yeah, there's like four long jammers
I feel like we just got since studies number two recently
really?
there's two of them?
hang it over
I'm not sure now
we can look it up
normally Jamie just so you know
and Dave cut this out
don't put this in the actual episode
we normally, everyone has a fucking laptop
I got my laptop right here.
Just a very tiny one.
Yeah, I don't see you Googling anything on it.
Why haven't you Googled anything yet?
You screwed up.
Google something.
I'm waiting for you guys.
I already said, Aiden Baker, I think there's a synth studies too.
You should be like mentally, you should be like, I'm on it, boss.
The problem in here is communication.
Find out if there's a fucking synth studies too, Jamie,
or get the fuck out of here.
Okay?
Go do Noroco Mori.
Okay?
Don't come in here.
This is an A-game place.
All right?
This isn't preschool no more.
What is all this stuff?
Aidan Baker, artist.
He's an artist.
I already know.
He's a musician and writer currently based in Berlin, Germany,
classically trained in flute.
He is self-taught on guitar, drums, and various other instruments.
Ooh.
Fondant and water?
They don't mix.
Jamie, what I fucking asked you was, is there a Synth Studies 2?
We still haven't gotten there.
I got to use the side search.
The side search.
Let's start moving.
Come on.
Come on.
Jamie.
I swear to God.
I swear to God. Cal, rip your skin off and I'll wear like a crew. Yes, I swear to God. I swear to God.
Okay, I'll rip your skin off and I'll wear like a coot.
Yes, since Suddy's too.
I told you.
Number two.
Unfortunately, I don't care anymore and let's move on.
I'm going to play Poop Dude.
Who wants some pizza cake?
I'm going to play.
Dave, break out that toilet bowl cake because I'm going to play Poop Dude.
I'm stuck.
Poop Dude is my favorite.
And I like Poop Dude for a couple of reasons.
One, it's...
So the majority of this toilet tank is cake.
Dude is spelled D-O-O-D.
So Poop Dude is just poop and then you flip it upside down for the dude.
That, I like the...
Oh, that's cool.
That's clever.
And it's just... It's just... It's clever. And it's just it's just
silly. It's just wacky stuff.
Actually, in the end, I think it
worked out to be better than playing. Now, is this a funnier name
than Turd with the two U's?
Who's Turd with two U's?
This is definitely for... No, this is definitely
Poop Dude's way better. Yeah, Jamie. Poop Dude's
way better. What are you talking about? Turd with two U's?
I remember. You guys played him on the show oh i remember yeah it was a long
time ago episode 16 dumpster rave is the name on ojc it's ojc number 45 i believe poop dude 45 i do
wow 47 how are you getting them so quickly? It's all about sugar.
It is.
I need to take a little... Oh, by the way, Dave, you can start putting this back into the episode.
I'm done yelling at Jamie.
Sorry, but now...
A little sugar, I'll prep this cake.
I'm not going to fall for it.
I'm being a good boy.
Yeah, I was wondering.
This is because I let Dave sit next to me
when I took that one hitter last week.
This is what's going on.
There's the tip.
I think this person does the label Tingo Tongo,
which is one of my favorite labels.
And it's like, I would say, like, go, hey, I would say,
well, I wouldn't say the Jamie
because he doesn't know how to fucking use the internet.
But I would say to somebody else,
go on the internet and check out Tingo Tongo. But you're not going to, there's a band camp with like four things I don't even the Jamie because he doesn't know how to fucking use the internet. But I would say to somebody else, go on the internet and check out Tingo Tongo.
But there's a band camp with four things I don't even think they put out.
It's all very confusing.
I think people do it on purpose.
Fire tools.
What was it called?
Interbeing.
Singular.
In a bleed?
With a T in the middle.
Aiden Baker synth studies
just the first one and then poop dude
dumpster rave
you ready
let's do it Jamie do you think you're ready
I am ready
it's going through the window baby baby. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. Hmm? Thank you. I'm going to go. I'm sorry. As we descend, we'll face the wind
We'll face the wind, the wind will fall I want to find
I want to find myself somewhere far away Just one thing
The glass
On my boots
Break the material ice When it's The sin, the cross, all my wounds break, I'm materialized
What in the sun?
I'm a fossil here, no man rules, no bubbles
Every sequelae, every cycle, suck it
Am I Jesus Christ or a monster? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. All right. Thank you. so Thank you. Let's go. Thank you. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary.
All right, guys.
All done.
What the hell happened?
That was an intense block of tapes.
Fire tools.
What's it called, Jamie?
Outer banks.
Interbeing.
Internet.
Aiden Baker since studies three.
Number one and then
I'm a baker. A poop dude.
I'm a baker. Dumpster rave on OJC.
Very
nice block. He was so impressed with it.
It was so him. It was a
perfect connection. It was great.
I had something I wanted to say and I honestly
forgot what it was.
So I won't be saying it.
All right, who wants to start off this block?
Who wants to?
Dave?
Jamie, you're the guest here.
Why don't you go?
What do you got? I'm going to play this tape by Diamondstein and Sangram.
Sangam.
I love Sangram.
You ever drink Sangram?
Yeah.
What is it like?
Ever seen a Chilini
this is a
it's a really cool
like ambient tape
it's on a label
called Doom Trip
what is that
admittedly I was
caught off guard
because I didn't think
I was going to have
to go first
so I
I'm like trying to
read up about them
while
wait wait wait
wait a minute Jimmy
you were caught off guard
how were you caught off guard
because I thought
Dave was going to go first,
and I thought I'd be able to read about Doom Trip while he was going.
Let me take a seat.
Let me think.
Now my face is red.
What are you playing?
So this is a split between Diamondstein and...
Diamondstein?
Yep.
I was actually a contestant on when Diamondstein's money.
Remember that?
And Sagan.
Bueller.
Bueller.
And what?
Bueller. And what what some of these tracks what is the other person uh sangham that's a poison snake now there's uh the first track and the last track are
both of them playing together and then the a side is diamondstein the b side is sangham we're going
to play a little bit of the first track on the A side, which is both of them together.
Really nice stuff.
And you know what?
Our own Florida correspondent,
Ryan Mesteller,
did a nice little review
about this tape on the website,
so go check it out.
On what website?
Which one?
www.http://
Not HTTPS.
I don't believe in secure websites.
No, it's a problem in his communication.
Tabsout.com.
I build pretty good computers.
Florida correspondent Ryan Mesteller.
Dot HTML.
Yes.
Are there underscores or is that all one word?
Florida correspondent Ryan Mesteller.
I feel like you could be better than that.
I feel like you could be way shorter.
I build pretty good computers.
So what are you doing?
Yeah, this person,
Diamondstein, appears to be from L.A.,
which is like...
No. Appears to be from L.A.,
which is typically a very...
That's a very sunny
place. They look so depressed.
The pictures of them on the internet,
on the discogs, everything.
I know your mustache is cool!
I think they feel like they're like a gothic youth.
They're like one of these gothic youths, Jamie.
You ever run into them at the mall?
You gotta be nice to them. Be nice.
They're always looking down and thinking about poetry.
Dave, you ever run into the gothic kids at the mall?
A moment. Mike, why don't you walk
up and not out?
Um,
I don't want to talk about politics.
Alright.
So you're saying you're to play something that's a collaboration
yeah the first cut
good stuff
I don't like how the tape is green
why is the tape green
everything else is black and white
let's talk about that
oh that's such a good color
so you like it Dave
oh I love it
I want to point out that
that Dave if we go back and
listen i don't think he's said anything yet and he definitely has not made eye contact with anyone
yet dave focus come on man oh i'm in the game come on man log you logged off of facebook now
focus on reality now comes the hard part stop playing all sound clips i think dave has i think
dave has sound clip disease i think too much sugar I think someone gave you too much sugar, Davey boy.
I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grew out of it.
All right, Dave, what are you going to play?
I'm going to play...
I don't understand what that clip is from.
It makes no sense.
I think it's from one of Dave's home videos.
Okay.
I'm going to do this odd person, cool person split.
That came out on
what is this? Permanent Nostalgia.
I always get Permanent Nostalgia
and I forget the one, or Personal Archives.
I always get those two confused.
Permanent and Personal? Permanent and Personal.
What do you think is more important in a relationship,
Jamie, sexually? Permanent or Personal?
Probably
Permanent.
Yeah. So creepy and crawly
I know
Dave
Get a loaf of this guy
Get a loaf of this pervert
I'm going to play a little bit from both sides
Cool person
I didn't realize Daniel Lindo was a pervert
And odd person
Classic pervert
Would you consider yourself an odd person or a cool person, Mike?
I think you know the answer
I just consider
Dave, let's get a chalkboard and some chalk
Strong person.
Smart person. Attractive person.
Fast person. Good with weapons person.
Sexually generous person.
Can pick a lock person.
Can do eight kickflips
probably person.
And cool and odd.
Because I'm like a...
It's all about sugar.
I think we should start this entire episode over.
It's 11.59 nighttime.
Presto, we got a toilet bowl.
Sugar, sugar.
Oh, honey, honey.
You are my sugar, sugar.
Oh, honey, honey. I can't do it.
I can't do it, Dave. We got no sugar.
You screwed up.
You didn't get the sugar.
Now you throw it on the bench like it's my fault.
Dave, we'll put on all the sugar. get the sugar. Now you're throwing a bench like it's my fault. Then we'll put on all the sugar.
You blow sugar.
I'll prep this cake.
Job of the hunt.
Job of the hunt. All right, then I'm going to play.
Well, Dave, you broke a Reese cup out.
Oh, yeah.
You want a piece?
Bring over the sugar.
Come on, get a whole bite.
I'll break off a smidge.
Yeah, man, I'll take one of those.
You screwed up.
You didn't get the sugar.
Nothing better than chewing in the mic.
It's my fault.
The listeners love that.
All right, I'm going to play this Seth Graham tape.
Want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl?
Seth Graham.
Seth Graham tape called Gasp.
On orange milk and nominal loom.
Come on, you're challenging me.
Just came out.
It's been getting a lot of press, and I gotta say,
maybe other people have noticed.
Now, I've logged off Facebook recently.
Not because...
A lot of people have been logging off of the Facebook
because of the cartilage
analytica.
And a lot of people have been logging off.
That's a poison snake?
A lot of people have been logging off because of the intrusive
advertising and data collecting and stuff.
I logged off because this goddamn picture
of Seth Graham's face wouldn't stop popping up in my feed.
Maybe you've seen it.
Maybe our listeners have seen it.
Seth Graham just put out this tape called
Gasp.
And I believe he's doing a tour.
So to promote these things,
every fucking publication,
every kind of outsider music publication,
Dave, you're familiar with these
outsider music publications?
Oh yeah, big time.
They're writing about them
and they use this picture of his face.
The poor boy's constipated as can be.
He's sweating bullets.
And he's looking at something.
It's like he was locked outside of his apartment and he had to poop real bad.
Yeah.
It's like he got locked outside of his apartment.
It's snowing.
He doesn't have shoes.
And someone just asked him a really tough math equation.
Come on.
You're challenging me.
And it's popping up over and over.
And then I'm not joking.
A lot of times I do jokes on here.
I'm like, hey, how about these peanuts?
This is not a joke. This is a serious one.
That was the final straw
for me. I got on Facebook.
I couldn't see it anymore.
And you know what fucking happened the next day?
It was on Twitter.
Someone tweeted the picture.
And I said, I can't get away from it.
Ever seen a Chilini?
I'm going to open up the fucking mail one day.
And it's going to...
Oh, I shouldn't have said that.
Did you guys see that this tape was featured in Rolling Stone magazine?
The band?
Yeah.
McJagwire.
McJagwire.
McJagwire.
Keith Richard?
Oh, Keith.
Keith Richard.
Keith is the cute one.
That's for sure.
But anyway, this goddamn picture.
Dave, make a sound of what the picture sounds like.
Oh, I already did.
Do it right now.
It's not that bad.
Did you draw this?
Anyway, the tape's really fucking good.
Where did I put it?
I'm very embarrassed.
Oh, right here.
I put it back in the slipcase.
I don't like the O card
because I'm always afraid
I'm going to get water on them.
Because you pour water on a Rocco
and for the most part, you're fine.
You get these O cards,
they get water on them.
You'll never get that back on again.
You think Orange Milk
is going to send you another one?
Water and cake don't mix. You think they're using
that Rolling Stone money to send you another
one?
Yeah, so let's just get
into this new Seth Graham. Gasp.
And I gotta say, if you're an internet user,
just stop...
We can all work together.
Hashtag stop sharing the Seth picture.
Alright, we can do it.
If we work together. Share a picture of Jamie. He's a
looker. Yeah. He's a cute guy.
I like looking at
pictures, but don't take any. I don't like
my picture taken. Don't take my picture.
Jamie's got his flaws, but we all do.
I don't.
Speed and weapons.
That's a poison snake? I work too hard.
Or are you hardly working?
Yeah.
You decide. Yeah, Alright, you decide.
Yeah, let's do this.
Alright, let's fill it up.
Win Ben Dimonstein's money. Odd person, cool person.
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Diamondstein with Sangam.
Odd Person with Cool Person.
And Seth Graham with himself.
16.
You know what's not good?
A kid's going to hear that Seth Graham tape and think that's what music is.
That's not right.
It sounds like his gear's not working.
That's not classical music or something.
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again, son?
Why don't you take a few music lessons there, guy?
You know, the problem is they use this, they call them, you know what they do, Jamie?
They try to make music they can't.
They call themselves electronic musicians.
Quote.
Quote.
Air quotes.
Quote.
And it's like he can't
get the trumpet thing to play right presto we got a turlap bowl
no that shit's awesome man seth graham stuff is always awesome
oh yeah yes oh yeah always dig new uh orange milk good things I know your mustache is cool! Alright.
Jamie Orlando.
Am I first again?
Yeah, man.
This is all about you tonight, baby.
Go for it.
I'm throwing it back. TBT.
Throw it back Thursday.
Yeah.
But today's Saturday.
The listeners don't know that.
But they'll be listening to it.
It comes out on a Sunday.
Should I put up a warning to listen to it on Thursday?
If you can.
If you can.
So we have an artist here, Allegory.
Oh, an artist, Dave.
An artist. He's got a few paintbrushes.
Ooh.
Noise veteran.
This tape is from 1988.
Allegory Chapel Limited. Is there anyone going to make it play itself
allegory chapel limited
yeah LTD
how old were you in 1988
7
what about you Dave
what year
1988
5
so both of you were probably making music just like this
same time
yeah so this is a self released Five. Five. So both of you were probably making music just like this. Same time. Yeah.
I am Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So this is a self-released on... Oh, somebody broke the sugar out.
Dave, look at this cover.
What is all this stuff?
What is that?
That's a topless person.
What is that?
That's a...
Dave...
What is that?
Jamie, you can't show Dave stuff like this.
Dave, you can't...
Dave.
We got no sugar. Jamie, this will get show Dave stuff like this. Dave, you can't. We got no sugar.
Jamie, this will get him so sugared up.
His pecker is like a jeweler's screwdriver.
That's for sure.
It's going to poke you right in the side showing this.
It's a little bit ribald. Too scary.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, look at that.
They cut those little things out for the spools.
You like that?
What's that called?
U-card?
Yeah, I guess it is a U-card.
It's an uppercase.
What are you doing?
Why are you making
all these holes in it?
Gosh, how do you do it?
Me and Dave get together.
We get together
about an hour beforehand
and we go over the whole show.
It's all scripted.
Yeah, Dave's not actually
triggering these sound clips.
This is just an MP3
he started at the beginning.
We got this all timed out.
There's like a click track
in your timing? There's a click track. So I'll be like, look at the beginning. We got this all timed out. There's like a click track in your time.
So I'll be like, look at this paper. I was like,
what's this paper? Looks like it's got something coming out of it.
I think people do it on purpose.
What label is this on?
This is on ACLMX,
which is his own label.
First release
from 1986. This one's from 88.
This is the first release. This is the first release.
This is the second. At least according
to Discogs, this is the second release.
You don't know who you're talking about.
It might just not be on there yet.
You're a Discogs
fiend, aren't you, Jamie? You want to give out your
Discogs name, buddy?
You want to get your credit?
If you ever look up a Delaware artist
on Discogs,
good chance you might see my name there.
I'm always correcting things.
I'm yelling at people and saying,
hey, take stereo off.
You only put stereo on if there's a mono release, dummy.
What's this, an octopus?
Jamie's a Discogs fiend,
and he doesn't do it for pay.
He just does it for the exposure.
Yeah.
Because you're looking to get picked up
by one of the bigger...
You want Wikipedia to pick you up.
You're looking to get a gig at Wikipedia, aren't you?
That's the big time.
This isn't a library.
Dave, what are you going to play?
I don't know.
Oh, you know what I'm going to play?
Uh-huh.
I'm going to play this David Mountain tape called called no ensemble david mountain that's kind of
like you day that describes you to a t tall as a mountain first name david first name david frank
zappa song called like billy the mountain or something yeah billy the mountain and his little
wooden wife no no dave you're tall as a mountain and your name's David So I can see why you want to play this tape
Came out on Kookaburra
Oh my goodness
That may have been
I don't know about that
What the hell happened?
I don't know
That may be crossing some sort of line
What is that joke?
That's like looking into Trump's finances.
That's crossing a red line, Dave.
Speaking of red lines, look at that leader.
You just crossed that leader.
That's a nice color.
I like it.
We play something on this label less than that.
It's such a good color.
Are these all the people in this band?
There's so many people.
This is like a...
There's so many people. I don like a... There's so many people.
I don't even know that many people.
Is it a collective or is it a band?
I think it's a corporation.
I think it's a super PAC.
Huge slice of pizza.
Read all those names, Jamie.
I think that's a super PAC.
I knew it was going to be a big...
I really like the micromachine guy.
I never thought it was going to be that big.
Jack, JingleM.com, Chris Burns, Kirsten,
David DeFrance, Farley Miller,
Genevieve Couture,
Genevieve Cotter, Dylan Cotter,
Dolby A. Mendoza,
everything on the show,
and I'm a rocker.
Pretty good.
I think I pronounced them all right.
A lot of them seem like they're French.
That's a lot of people.
Is this from France?
That could be a football team.
Jamie, what do you think about these guys taking these knees?
I don't get into politics.
Check it out.
What do you think?
I have a bad back, so I have to kneel during the anthem because it upsets it.
I have a spinal injury that gets set off by the national anthem, the tones in it.
I've played around a little bit with a blowtorch.
What's with the violin on that one? a little bit with a blowtorch. What's with the violin
on that one?
Play it around
with a blowtorch.
Play that one again, Dave.
It's late.
Does that mean
you're not going to do it?
We're getting all the stuff
knocked out,
but it's getting late.
I can't wait.
It's 11.15 on my time.
I cannot wait
to listen back to this one and figure out if you even talk.
I can't tell if you even talked tonight.
Jamie, has he said a word?
I don't know.
I'm getting real into the sugar.
Bring over the sugar.
He's just...
Dad, we'll put on a shot.
There you are.
Make some eye contact with me, Dave.
Come on.
For those who don't know, I only see Dave five times a month.
No, three times a month.
Dave, you know what?
I need you to make eye contact with me.
I think you really need to work on...
You had a character last episode that I think was your best character yet.
It was the metal guy.
The metal guy.
I would like to hear more from the metal guy.
Who's the metal guy?
I don't know.
You don't remember the metal guy?
No.
Jamie, you must have been listening to one of the Chrome Dome episodes.
No, no, no.
You get the bonus content.
Oh, man.
We give him bonus content.
What are these people out of their minds?
We actually make special episodes just for Jamie Orlando.
Me and Dave sit here for an extra hour until we record stuff just for Jamie.
You really don't remember the metal guy.
It's hilarious.
I spit out my drink at work when that came on.
Play some metal.
Play some metal.
Jamie, what was that character
you wanted to do where you're a baby?
Jamie baby?
I don't want to do that.
I'm Jamie baby.
It's a lizard.
Do it.
I'm not doing that.
No way.
Oh, this is a tight fucking cover.
This illustration of like...
Oh, it looks good.
Describe that illustration, Jamie.
It kind of reminds me of like a...
of like a t-shirt design that you'd see...
I don't know.
I'm tired.
A t-shirt design.
That could be anything.
That could be a dare.
That could be three wolves howling at the moon.
I don't know.
It's really cool. It could be a tank top, a tube moon. I don't know. It's really cool.
It could be a tank top, a tube top.
I dig the art.
I get that reference.
It's like a...
It's a face made out of scary things.
Too scary almost.
I got the eebie-jeebies.
Spooky, spooky.
Too spooky.
No, this is fucking tight.
I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grow out of it.
It must be a really long tape because there's so many people on it.
If each person has their own part, it's got to be really long.
I'm guessing this is like a three-hour tape.
So why is the band name and the title is in English,
but everything else in the liner notes is in French?
We got no sugar.
That's a good question.
Dave, why is that?
You would know, right?
I just,
it seems like
they might be pandering
a little bit
to the American audience.
I don't,
I don't mind that one bit.
It's about time
we get some attention.
Me specifically.
You come here,
you learn the language.
They won't let me compete
in the Olympics.
They say they think I'm juicing
just based on my tryouts.
They won't even drug test me.
They say we're not going to do it.
They actually try to drug test me, but the needle wouldn't pierce my skin.
Ooh.
Bring over the sugar.
And then can I play a tape?
Bring over the sugar.
Dave, Dave, please just speak.
Use your words.
Please use your words.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
That sounds so gross.
I'm afraid you're relying too much on your soundboard.
Hey, boogie!
Because some of them, I've got to say, honestly,
even though they are funny and I like them,
they're some of the best stuff,
and this is one of the best podcasts,
it's definitely the best podcast with noise tapes.
I feel like you're doing that too much.
What's the circumference?
And some of them don't even make sense.
Why would you say that?
You want a cake to flush?
No.
A toilet bowl cake?
All right, I'm going to play this.
Toilet bowl cake.
Here he goes.
I loved it.
You're too sugary.
So now I'm thinking a toilet bowl cake might not be that bad.
Shadows.
Bruce Spills the Pills.
A tape on
Polar Envy
this is David Russell
and Wyatt Halland
alright
it's gonna be
I think they're into Batman
they're into Batman
and they have the comics
they're into Batman
they're into Batman
like men
men made of bats
no specifically Bruce Wayne
they're into Batman
Batman
they put out
you're pluralizing Batman
they're into Batman
Batman Batman Batman you're pluralizing Batman. They're into Batman. Batman?
Batman.
Batman.
You're pluralizing Batman.
Say it again.
Batman.
You're saying it weird.
There's only one Batman.
It's Batman.
Batman.
They have the Batman on the cover.
Is that a real picture of Batman from a comic book?
I'm also wondering, is this on two labels?
Did he do drugs? Did he do the drugs? Is that a real picture of Batman from a comic book? I'm also wondering, is this on two labels?
Did he do drugs?
Did he do the drugs? It says Polar Envy 105 and SK SK 77.
Yeah, don't worry about any of that.
Okay.
But yeah, I like this tape.
SK, maybe.
Skin graft?
SK.
You think SK because skin begins with SK?
With SK.
Wow, that's a big, that's a letter equation.
It's a leap.
It's a leap of faith.
It's a leap.
I'm willing to make it.
I'm willing to make it.
All right, so we gonna play these three?
Yeah.
Sure.
Absolutely.
Dave, big guy, make eye, look at me, eye.
Okay.
I'm tech guy. I got a lot to do over here. Dave, you guy, make eye, look at me. Okay. I'm a tech guy.
I got a lot to do over here.
Dave, you're going to fuck me.
A lot of patching.
Then go.
Let's go. Thank you. Dementor, Dementor, Dementor
Drugman, that's the way you drug your ego You're gonna be Drugman, that's the way you drug your ego
Don't get us on a date, no-word, innocent, serious
This place is a hell of a place, and I'm a shit
With photos and pictures, I'm not a good teacher
I'm just a man's baby, a sick, no-word, innocent, serious And the customers who picked
Bullshit
Free, free, free, free The best you can get We'll be right back. I'm not a, just read your books
It's a trance of four times
Don't let your mind get a hold of me of the four tattoos don't get me wrong you're not
that great
just a new dress
and a side
of the boots Thank you. I'm drunk and I'm messed up, I'm drunk and gone
I'm drunk and I'm messed up, I'm drunk and gone
I'm drunk and I'm messed up, I'm drunk and gone And the best of women is about to dance I'm not a fucking idiot. Legends, in a trance, this is the fuck of it Legends, in a trance, this is the fuck of it
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit Oh shit Free, free, free, free.
Free, free, free, free. Free, free, free, free. DEMONTRA! DEMONTRA! DEMONTRA! DEMONTRA! DEMONTRA! DEMONTRA! DEMONTRA! Four minutes. You can't do that. Wait.
Four minutes.
You can't do that.
Look at it.
You can't do that.
I'm on the meat.
Let's go. Thank you. Soak me in the sun Soak me in the sun Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
Soak me in the sun
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Bring it on!
Hey there, son! I'm a man of the wild I'm a man of the wild I'm a man of the wild I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
I'm a man of the wild
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too spooky, too spooky, too spooky, too spooky, too spooky, too spooky, too spooky, too spooky, You scare me so bad.
That was a tight block.
Jamie, what did we play there?
I got the eebie-jeebies.
We started off with allegory, chapel.
I got the eebie-jeebies.
Hold on.
Jesus, Jamie.
I'm telling something to Dave.
Dave, I got the heebie-jeebies.
That's a poison snake?
Now you're looking at me and you're playing this.
No, keep looking at me.
I like it.
You just have so many clips that you have to look at the screen, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
We got to give him one of the minority report things where he just moves the stuff in the air.
All right, what did we play, Jamie?
Now you can go.
All right.
30-year anniversary, Allegory Chapel Limited.
30 years?
Wow.
1988.
30 years.
Where did the years go?
Where did they go?
Where do they go? And we had Obama had a MySpace page. David did the years go? Where did they go? Where do they go?
Then we had...
Obama had a MySpace page.
David and the Mountain, I believe.
David and the Mountain.
David and the Mountain.
Followed by Shadows.
There weren't that many people on that recording.
All those people, they listed...
Jamie, list them again.
I'm not doing that.
All those people weren't on there.
So I want to know who was doing the filter sweep.
It's all in French, but I can sort of read electronics that probably means
you don't have to do it jamie put it back electronics the problem in here is communication
no i was just goofing you're i was just goofing you don't throw it on okay and then what did we
end with there shadows right what shadows did you say that shadows yeah yeah shadows shadows are
are also scary.
That was a scary block.
Way too scary stuff there.
Difficult to Google a project name, too.
Not for me.
I can pretty much.
I'm a bit of a tech whiz, so I'm kind of Googling anything.
All my Googles are done on the first shot.
I only do Feeling Lucky when I Google.
Do they still have that Feeling Lucky?
I think so, yeah.
I only do Feeling Lucky.
What was that?
Is that just like a random search or something?
What was feeling lucky?
Yeah.
Jimmy, what was it?
It was like a random search.
Yeah, exactly.
Bring over the sugar.
Survey said.
That's pretty cool.
You click on it and it would bring up Timbuktu.
Are you sure?
You read all about Timbuktu.
So you wouldn't type anything into the bar?
No, you just click on it.
You just click on it. Is it still
there?
Check it, Jamie. This is the shit.
Dave, this is what I've been talking about.
I'll bring my laptop next time.
This is the shit that you're supposed to be doing, man.
This is the shit you're supposed to be doing.
Dave's just on the soundboard.
Never met the guy.
Hurry up, man.
No, I don't see... I'm on the web version. Never met the guy. Hurry up, man. No.
I don't see.
I'm on the web version.
No.
No.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm on the mobile version.
You might want to try the web browser version.
I build pretty good computers.
Okay.
I can Google feeling lucky.
Okay.
You probably do, you sugary bastard. Don't Google that.
Don't use my Wi-Fi to Google that.
All right, Jamie, you want to end this episode 122 on?
Yeah, certainly.
I got a pick.
How about we'll just do me and Jamie.
We'll just go, Dave.
All right, fine.
I'm throwing Dave a bone.
Brand new, hot off the presses,
taped from Fieldhams by Oxy Kitten
aka
Adderall Canyonly.
It's a lizard.
This tape is called
Leaking the Lube.
What is it?
Gleeking the Lube.
The font's really hard to read.
It says Gleeking the Lube.
Try it again. Try it again. Gleeking the Lube. Try it again.
Try it again.
Gleeking the Lube.
That's a poison snake?
Oxykitten.
Try again.
There's a seal on the cover.
Jamie.
That's a lizard.
I'm telling you, you did not get the title right.
I want you to try again.
Gleeking the Cube?
You got it.
I was going to say, I mean, that's what it's going to take.
It looks like an L.
Oh, no, no, no.
The L is a different font.
Yeah.
It's like Gleeking the Cube. I got to say. The L is a different font. It's like gleaming the cube.
I gotta say, your mind would go to
gleaking the lube.
A pervert like you.
First thing you try to do is on my
Wi-Fi, you try to Google...
What was it? Feeling Frisky?
You try to Google Feeling Frisky.
And the zip code.
I just want to know a little bit about Timbuk2.
Or whatever else they might serve to me.
So let me see this.
It's nice bright colors.
There's a little NES seal on the cover.
Oh, shit, there is.
Oh, shit.
It's a lizard.
No, Dave.
I know you kind of checked out an episode or two ago,
but I want you to look at this cover.
I think you're going to dig it.
Look at the seals on the bottom.
The emblems.
The Nintendo logo and stuff.
Isn't that tight?
It's good.
Did you draw this?
Jesus Christ, man.
Field Hymn's artwork is always insane.
Those tiny little hammers, man.
He gets to work with those tiny little hammers.
How does he do it?
Well, I think what he does is he shrinks himself down
and he gets inside of the...
He crawls through the USB board.
That's pink shell.
Oh, that's such a good color.
Dave, your hands weren't even on your keyboard when that played.
Are you using your toes?
He has foot pedals.
Oh, yeah.
You have foot pedals down there?
Yeah.
He shrinks himself down to a little miniature size,
this little miniature little guy.
He goes in the USB
port. I'm stuck.
He slides right in. He goes into
Photoshop and with the tiny little hammers
he just hammers away at the pixels.
And he makes these artworks.
And the artworks are just
they're beautiful.
They're gorgeous. Oxykitten, that's a pun
though. And don't think I don't get that
because of the opioid crisis.
I get it.
What is that joke?
Trump's going to solve that, though.
I would like to see a split
between Oxykitten and Methadrone.
Oh, yeah?
Explain.
Why?
They're both opioids.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Oh, man.
All right, then I'm going to end episode 122.
Yeah, that sound actually literally makes me kind of gag a little bit when I hear it.
Keep doing it.
This is a tape that I wouldn't necessarily say I like.
You know how every once in a while we'll play a tape that maybe we don't like?
Is that handwritten?
Yeah, there's this tape from a project called Mime the Nothing.
He was so impressed with it.
Grand Theft Auto is the name of the tape.
It's just, you know, it's a recycled tape with a J card that's just hand-drawn with marker.
But he only made five of them, right?
This person only made five copies.
And if you look on Pan Camp, the thing I like, here's why i'm playing it because it's an addition to five right and when i looked on band camp it said
addition to five four remaining and i just thought that was so cute i just orders a pizza i just
thought i just thought that was so cute and so precious 16 i was at a five-year-old's birthday
party today and the kid vomited everywhere so i I need a little, you know, I need a little.
Gross.
Yeah, I need a little.
Ever seen a chowini?
What is he saying?
I don't know.
Play it again.
Ever seen a chowini?
Ever seen a chowini?
What is a chowini?
I don't know.
What is all this stuff?
But there is like a weird noise part track right right towards the middle or something check it out what do you think so i'm gonna check out and
see what you think wow but yeah the rest of it's kind of like i think like you know he's
noodling because a guitar or something maybe saying something it looks like crap it kind of it does though it doesn't look that great but i don't think that matters i don't think that's noodling on a acoustic guitar or something, maybe saying something. It looks like crap.
It does, though.
It doesn't look that great.
But I don't think that matters.
I don't think that's the point.
I'm still kind of laughing that I was saying Gleek in the lube.
Gleek, yeah.
That is pretty funny.
Did you Gleek when you were in school?
Yeah.
When you were in school?
I still do.
You don't still do it anymore?
Like on purpose? Oh, I can't do it anymore? like on purpose?
oh I can't do it on purpose it's always bad
that's what I mean
when you accidentally gleek
that doesn't count as gleeking
a bad boy
a true bad boy
knows you had to
you had to want to do it
my older
my brother
yeah
the rapper
yeah
who?
I thought he was a rapper
who?
your brother
you thought my brother was a rapper?
Yeah.
What universe do you live in?
Have you constructed some sort of weird story around my life?
I've never met your brother before, but I always thought he was a rapper.
Okay, so yeah, I do the same thing, Jamie.
Dave, when I don't know people, I just assume they're rappers.
I made a bowl of pasta, and these pumpkins grow out of it.
I love that one he could leak like a garden hose
across the room
you'd be playing him in Joe Montana Sports Talk Football
and you'd be about to like
score a TD and he'd just look over you
he'd squirt you in the eye
cause it was precision
Dave it wasn't just the stream it was the precision
and he'd get you right in the eye you drop the sega controller and then like they'd tackle it
or something i was always jealous of people that could do it do what oh greek on purpose
yeah is that a regional slang it must not be i don't i always assumed it was but you would figure
everybody seems to know what it is yeah yeah how does that get so? I thought it was just in my high school they called it that.
I don't know how memes started before the internet.
Yeah, how did memes start before the internet?
What do you think is more well-known across the United States,
gleeking or shmegma?
Jabba the Hutt.
Gleeking or shmegma?
Yeah.
Shmegma, I think, is actually a medical term.
That's a natural word, yeah.
Oh, is it?
Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that
that's pretty cool
it's in a fish song
I don't listen to drug music
Jamie
yeah I don't do drugs
I don't need them
I have the same conversations with my son
alright well you ready to play these last tapes
is that it?
are we done already? Are we done already?
Yeah, that's it. Just two in the last part.
Are we done already? Dave, you haven't looked up from the goddamn
laptop.
You want to play? You know what?
Before we play the tapes,
you go ahead and you have a little run on your
soundboard for a minute or two. Get it all out of your system.
Go ahead. Alright, guys. All done.
Are you done?
That's it.
That was a good run
Alright episode 122
I do some old school piping
You know what no go on a little bit more
Let's throw in some bonus
You want to do something after the last tape
Let me take a seat let me think
I'm stuck
Alright alright Alright that's it I'm stuck alright alright
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