Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #123 | 4.8.18

Episode Date: April 8, 2018

Maltheist, Bitchin Bajas, Oestergaards, Sean McCann, Kaorinite, Telpor Nexus, Leolyxxx, Motion Sickness of Time Travel, Ignodeau, Sam Goldberg, Tearist, Farwarmth, and x.nte.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. That could be Sean's number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's.

We're going to play some Kassim's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Cassette podcast episode. Oh, it's a big Masonic number this time. I'm real excited.

It really is. It really is. All the stars are i've been joking about masonic numbers for so long right now i'm in a masonic temple episode number one two three 123 that's a crazy one it's dave uh fill me in is that a sex number no but you're supposed to you're supposed to go get a hot massage on that date every year. What's a hot massage? With the hot stones. With the hot stones.

What's hot yoga? Hot yoga is where it's really hot in the room. I've done it twice and it's horrible. What's a... You've done hot yoga? Yeah, twice. What have you done more, hot yoga or hot pockets? I've probably done hot yoga more.

I was never a hot pocket guy. You've never had a hot pocket like two in the morning? No. I'm Mike. You've never had a hot pocket. I'm Dave. And tonight is a very special episode because I'm just looking over the tapes we're playing tonight, fellas. I don't think I can pronounce one of these fucking names. Well, maybe two, but then that's it. Really? That's it it there's some curveballs in here tonight i feel like i could pronounce all of mine i bet you can't i'm good for right now well should we um should we start with a little round robin joe b you want to start sure i'll do a little round

oh you ever go to red robin i love red robin the? I fucking love it. No. Something else. Another Red Robin. I love the veggie burger. I love the fries. Oh, yeah? Keep going. That's it. Okay.

And if you get the fries there, they're endless. But I never really take them up on that because I'm stuffed afterwards. So they're like... I'm stuck. Have you ever gotten a refill, at least? Of the fries no that's what I'm saying I've never took them up on the endless fries yeah those fries they're like those thick steak fries

cause after the sandwich the fry and the beer I'm full they have beer what is a Red Robin I thought it was like a Burger King or a McDonald's it's like a sit down Burger King I'm very stupid it's like a sit down Burger King

no it's like more like it sit-down Burger King. I'm very stupid. It's like a sit-down Burger King? No, it's more like a... It's way above Burger King, Dave. It's like a Bennigan's or something. It's like a TGI Friday. But better than that. Thank God it's Friday. Joby really likes it. I know.

They're not a sponsor, Joby. Stacey thought that too one time, that it was like a fast food place. I was like, no, it's better than that. And you were like, you stupid piece of shit. You stupid. Yipe. What do you fucking know?

All right, what tape you got, Joby? Let's start this off. Let's kick it off. Let's get our dogs barking. Oh, man. I don't know how I want to kick it off. You don't know? I'm stuck.

He's stuck. He can't do it. Let me take a seat. Let me think. Come on, Joby. Don't prank him, Dave. Come on. Be a good boy.

Don't prank him. No pranks tonight, be a good boy. Don't prank him. No pranks tonight, okay? Good bullshit. All right, I'll start. Do I want to start with that one? God damn it, Joe. You are so dumb. We got no sugar.

Yeah, I don't have any sugar in me yet. All right, I'll play this Maltheus tape. What is it? Maltheus? Maltheus? Yeah. Let me see. What do you got there?

Maltheus? Maltheus. A Maltheus. A Maltheus. Not a Maltheus. Like heeist? Yeah. Let me see. What do you got there? Maltheist. Maltheist. A Maltheist. A Maltheist. Like he's a Theist, but he doesn't. I told you Dave couldn't pronounce it. It's like malpractice, but a Maltheist. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. So he does something bad with believing. This is a Ronk record. It's a Ronk record on nail bat tapes. Ronk and roll?

Is it Ronk and roll? I believe so. They got, who's this fella on the cover? I don't know, it'd be scary. In a sort of... In a sort of what? Sexual pose. Well, Joby, every so's can be sexual.

What's the circumference? This is a self-release tape, correct? No, it's on nail bat tapes. Oh, you said that. Yeah. Those are words that you said? Yeah, those are words that I said. I'm listening.

What's on the cover there? Well, Joe, that was literally the other thing. Dave, that's the other thing we said. What's this, an octopus? It's not an octopus. It's a lizard. A Portland rock band. Rock and roll. Yeah. Tape from 2016. Where'd you dig this out of?

What honeypot you dig this one out of, Joe? We got this in a mailbag a little while ago. Yeah? Yeah. Like two years ago or recently? I believe we got this recently. Huh. Must have took a while in the mail.

You know what it is? It's that Amazon. It's that Washington Post Amazon fucking up our mail. That's why it took so long. That's why it took so long. And I won't stand for it. Oh, Joe, I don't want you telling anybody this. Oh, okay. But, um, and dave cut this part out dave started up the fire in trump tower tonight what

i just heard about on the way here cut that part out if i didn't listen to the radio on the way here i wouldn't have got the joke i did it with a magnifying glass you're burning ants yeah and it just was a mistake you were burning ants at Trump Tower with a huge microphone. That's fucked up. He has the best ants. He does have the best ants. Trump ants are the best ants. Big ones.

The best fires at those places, too. Too rough. Alright, then what are you going to play, Dave? Dave, turn me up in my headphones. You need some headphones, buddy? We call them cans now. How's that? Oh, in the cans. How's that?

That was me, but keep it up. I think that's good. Yeah. Is that you? I love a good volume in the cans. That's industry talk. If you're out there listening, little podcast. Put that back and do this.

Little podcast tip for you. Cans can also mean headphone. Let's start off strong. Well, Joe's starting off. I'm starting off, but you can be as strong as me. Yeah, I want to be as strong well Joe's starting off I'm starting off but you can be as strong as me yeah I want to be as strong as Joe well no one will truly be as strong as me but you can try

I'm listening I'm going to play a little bit off of this new Bitchin' Baja tape that came out Drag City, this record's been out for I want to say about a year I didn't even know about it but Drag City just put out a cassette I want to say, about a year. I didn't even know about it. But Drag City just put out a cassette release.

I thought I knew stuff about music. A double cassette. Double cassette. And one of those. Baja's Fresh. One of those Big Mac shell Norelco's. Butterfly, yeah. Can I say I hate these?

You hate those? I like the way they look, but they're always like, you got to pry them open. That's the way I feel about you, Dave. Look at this. I like the way you look, but I was going to pry you open. Not smooth. Well, hand it to me. Hand it to somebody with a little, just look at it.

Watch this. Yeah. No, you're right. That's really tough. There's always resistance. Too much. I don't like these anymore. It's like a Chinese finger trap.

But I got to say, I love whoever picked out the shell colors for these. Oh, beautiful. You did a fantastic job. Yeah. You did a hell of a job. Oh, beautiful. You did a fantastic job. Yeah. You did a hell of a job. You did just right. What kind of green is that? Dave, what kind of green is that?

It's a lizard. It is lizard green. It's lizard green. That's a poison snake? And poison the snake blue. I decided, you guys are cracking a lot of jokes right now, but I just want to say whoever chose the shell color. Happy Easter to you.

Happy Easter to you. Whoever chose the shell colors, you did a good job. And I want you, if you were involved in this and you know the person that did the shell colors, I want you to text them right now. And just tell them you did a good job. Because you did a hell of a job. What if it's the person that did the shell colors, I want you to text them right now. And just tell them you did a good job. Because you did a hell of a job. What if it's the person that did it that's listening? What do they do? You can text yourself.

Can you text yourself? Yeah, you can text yourself. You can send emails to yourself. I do it all the time. When I think about you, I text myself. There's a weird owl if you're listening. When I think about you, I text myself. Is that a little old?

I think he does current songs. who I text myself. Is that a little old? I want to keep thinking that song. I think he does current songs. I think that song's still in vogue. You think? Yeah, yeah. Can I have the lighter? Why don't you have two black ones? Bring over the sugar.

All right. There's like a double LP, a double CD, and a double tape version of that, right? Yeah. You'd figure they wouldn't all have to be double. You would dig the CD. They could get it all on there. I'm a little bit bummed that I spent $9 on the MP3 version.

Was it two MP3s? Before this came out. Yeah, was it two MP3s? Dave, if you want me to talk to Drag City, I'll get your money back. It was double stuffed MP3s. All right. Then I'm going to play a tape. What am I going to go with? I'm going to go with this guy just because I'm going to show you the picture.

The front of the jay card. Who's this? Look at this feller. I don't know. Try to say his name. I can't say it. Check it out. What do you think?

Oh. Ulster Guards? Ulster Guards. Yeah. Oh, it looks good. Return it. What is that, maple syrup? I think it's honey.

Honey, you're right. It might be some caramel. Oh, my God, Dave. I didn Oh, it looks good. Return it. Maple syrup? I think it's honey. Honey. You're right. It might be some caramel. Oh, my God, Dave. I didn't even think about that. You're getting into the sugar, my friend. Caramel is not this translucent. Do you think...

I think it's cold honey. Well, I think it would have to be a little warm to flow like that. See how it's dripping off of them? I don't think it's flowing. Then we'll put on all the sugar. That's what they did. They put all... Either way, caramel, honey, or maple syrup'll put on all the sugar that's what they did they put on either way

caramel honey or maple syrup it's all about sugar it's all about the sugar it is presto this is on tape lamor i believe a sw a Swedish label. I think this person's from Sweden. What is his last name? Gords? Is it Gords? Or is it Gards? It's G-O, but the O has an anarchy symbol in it. So is that a second A?

I don't think it's a second A. Look at the spine. I think it's one word. O-E-S-T-E-R-G-A-A-R-D-S. They spell things wrong in other countries, so you don't know it could be anything. You don't think it's two words? No, look at the spine.

It's one word on the spine. Oh, it's one word on the spine. The Ostergaards. This label, by the way. Oh, it is two A's, Dave. You're correct. Ostergaards. It is excellent.

This is a new one. It came out in addition of 60. Rutherna. It's a C40. Rutherna. We played a couple tapes on Table a little more on like episode 100 and something. How do you think they did this carving on the... On the tape show?

On the tape. Because I kind of think... I don't think it's by hand. Do you think it's by hand? Or like a little... I think people do it on purpose. I guess it's by hand, huh? Oh, yeah.

I just want to say I like it. You do? Yeah. Whoever's... If that's by hand, huh? Oh, yeah. I just want to say I like it. You do? Yeah, whoever's, if that's by hand. What a curveball. And not like some sort of laser. What are they? It's not laser. It's like a wood-burning kit.

Yeah, you know what? It's a wood-burning kit. I bet you Eric Trump was using a wood-burning kit in Trump Tower when that fire started. I knew it was going to be big, but I never thought it was going to be that big. That's tight. Gold shell. And it's like, yeah, the name just carved in there right above the window. But it looks nice.

They have great... They got a great wood-burning kit. And the pendant. No, they bought the best wood-burning kit. Oh, it looks good. With the finest tip. It looks very good. Is that all three?

That's three. Wow, I'm really proud of ourselves. Tape a little more. Dave, what font is this all over these tapes? Let's three. Wow, I'm really proud of ourselves. Tape Lamore. Dave, what font is this all over these tapes? Let me see. He'll know. The font kid? He'll know.

Oh, that's... He'll know. What's the thing above a theater? What's that called? Above a theater? No, where they show what's playing. What's it called? A marquee.

Marquee. Yeah, that's marquee. Nice. Joe, you were really fast with both those words. You must be a bit of a film buff. I do. I like film. What's your favorite film? My favorite film of all time. What film do you really buff out on?

I don't know. I don't know how to answer that. So, we'll start off with, what was it, Mouthiest? Spaceballs. Mouthiest. Dave, what are you playing? You're playing Bitchin' Bajas

Bitchin' Bajas And then we'll go into the Who would it be? Oostergaards? Oostergaards Tape on tape A little more Alright let's get into this sugar so I am the king of the world I am the king of the world

I am the king of the world I am the king of the world I am the king of the world I am the king of the world I am the king of the world I will take back the old man I will take back the old man I will take back the old man I'm going man of the past, I'm a man of the future I'm a man of the past, I'm a man of the future I'm a man of the past, I'm a man of the future

I'm a man of the past, I'm a man of the future I'm a man of the past, I'm a man of the future Yeah! We will not be mocked. He will not be mocked. The greatest deception here is this is not one nation under God. It never was. No. They go against God.

You cannot serve two masters. You cannot serve you masters! You cannot serve you masters! I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man One of a kind One of a kind One of a kind One of a kind One of a kind I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm not going to die I'm not going to die

I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die The people die The people die Thank you. I'm not afraid of the dark I'm not afraid of the dark I'm not afraid of the dark I'm not afraid of the dark I'm not afraid of the dark I'm not afraid of the dark The war is on

The war is on The war is on I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. © B Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so so so so © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. so so so so so um Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm not sure if to the right. The I'm sorry. ¶¶ I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh, crazy block. Solid block.

Yeah, man. Starting off with the rock and roll band, Mouthiest. That was tight. That was heavy. That was really good. Bitchin' Baja. Someone in Bitchin' Baja is named Cooper Crane. Cooper Crane, I think, is in Cave.

Do you think he's related to Frasier? Frasier Crane? Yeah. Or do you think this is a time? Is this a spinoff of Frasier? It's Bichon Baja's. Does it go Cheers and then Frasier and then Bichon Baja's? Well, Cave.

And Cave. I bet you Cave will finally figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They'll figure it out. And then Oyster Guards? Oyster guards. Like oysters? I have to guard my oysters. Everyone's

always after my oysters, especially Dave. You have to hire oysters. Have you ever had oysters, Dave? Dave, he has my oysters. I have had oysters and hired oyster guards. I've never had oysters. You've never had oysters? He had worms. I've never had a worm.

Have you ever swallowed snot at the ocean? No. That's basically what a raw oyster is. You ever eat rice pudding from a rest stop? I've never had rice pudding. This isn't a library. You've never had rice pudding? No.

I don't think I like it. Is it white? Yeah, but it's also a lot of little things, kind of. It has lots of rice in it. And it's cold. You like cold white. I like cold white. Yeah, but it's also a lot of little things, kind of. It has lots of rice in it. And it's cold. You like cold white. I like cold white. Yeah, it is.

Might need some honey on it. It's pretty sweet. It's got cinnamon sometimes. Got some honey on Oostergaard's face. All right, Davey boy. Oh, is it my turn to start? Yeah. You got some metal.

Let's play some metal. I don't know where my tapes are. You're so dumb. They're up your butt, you know. Those are mine. Get the hell off of them. Where'd you put mine? Don't ever touch them again.

This one's mine. Oh. Don't ever touch them again. Here, let's start. Start off with a classic. Classic. Aha! I noticed this one.

This isn't Flashback Friday. This isn't. Well, Joe, sometimes it is. Some people celebrate it today. Yeah. I, you know, respect different cultures. Yeah, you would know that if you had respect. I'm going to do an oldie on Stunned.

Stunned? One of the best labels ever. One of the best tape labels. I often want to pick something from Stunned to play, and then I say, no, you know what? We should just do a whole Stunned show sometime. Oh, that's a good idea. You want to do a whole Stunned show sometime. Oh, that's a good idea. You want to do a whole Stunned show next time?

Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. 1, 2, 4. 1, 2, 4. 1, 2, 4 is the Stunned episode. Okay, fair enough. All right, so should I not play this now?

No, play it. Little preview. This is Stunned number 70. Who is it? Sean McCann. Sean McCann. Tape's called Open Resolve. This is back in the

stunned days where not that it was like a decade of stunned or anything, but back in the collage. A decade of stunned. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll call the episode, a decade of stunned. Even if it's not a decade. That's what we'll call it. The collage

era of stunned. Yes. Awesome. Look at those call it. The collage era of Stunned. Yes. Awesome. Look at those round corners. Round corner J cards comes with a little round corner two panel card stock insert. That's a nice one. Yogi.

Yogi Bear. Big Nick Baskett. Is that what the yogis are like when they... Picnic Basket. They always enter the Picnic Basket. Labeled by a dude named Phil French. He was in... And Misty French.

And Misty French, yeah, sorry. And Phil was in... You should be sorry. Magic Lantern, which is a pretty rad... And a few other projects. Pretty rad, like, psychedelic rock band. This came out. Ronk.

And then he did Super Minerals, right? Which was... Not just minerals. Super Minerals. These are the kind you gotta go to the stores where they go in the back.

No, they don't come in a store. Jesus Christ, Mike. You can't buy superpowers in a store. What year do you think this came out, Joe B? Born with. 2005.

No, 2010. Not even close. Oh, really? 2010? All with. 2005. No, 2010. Not even close. Oh, really? 2010? All right. Oh, Joby, here's a fingerprint. Oh, what? Yes.

You guys are looking at cool pictures on Joby's phone. Dave, say what's going on right now. My wife. Borat, you remember that? She got this microscope that plugs into your phone. So she's texting us a bunch of gross pictures. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm not going to be able to pronounce this.

I think it's some Sailor Moon shit. That's under the nail. It is under the nail. I want to see that one. Let me see that one. Look how thick the nail looks. There's like layers

it's like a plywood oh oh that looks like a seashell I'm gonna do my toe that's the only way we're ever gonna see it what a blast off that's gonna be close up of it

caronite or something like that? Why do you think it's... Is that what you're playing, Joe? How do you say that, Joe? Sailor Moon. Yeah. I think the name is some Sailor Moon shit. And the name of the tape, I believe, is Chibusa's Upset Stomach.

I don't know. I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grew out of it. That's how I feel about it. It's on the label called Gay Hippie Vampire. Caronite. They throw together some stuff that's a rather interesting label. That's a poison snake? It's not a poisonous snake. Basically space aliens.

I love look at the track listing inside on the J card. What is all this stuff? I know. Read it all, Joe. Read every word. Read every fucking word of it Joe B or I'll get Jamie Orlando back in here in a second Chai Bayousa eats loot fish

Chai Bayousa eats a guinea pig filet so it's just this character eating all this stuff no wonder their stomachs upset ever seen a Chowini I like the emojis throwing up on the show what is it yeah i don't know where it went oh they've lost so i wanted to discuss my cake ever seen a chowini

i don't know i can't figure it out ever seen a chowini what's all these drawings of like people throwing up and diarrhea and stuff it's? It's gross. It's artwork. You don't get art. Yeah, you don't get it. You know I have a lot of skills, but they're not artistic skills. I'm really working on them. We got no sugar. All right, B, what do you got?

What are you going to end the block with? I'm going to play this Telpor Nexus tape. What? Never End. Never End? Never End. That's my favorite Nirvana album. That's for sure. What? Never End. Never End? Never End. That's my favorite Nirvana album. That's for sure.

I love Grudge. Grudge music? Grudge music. Oh, whatever. Frequency domain. Oh, whatever. Never End. I want to do...

I love it. We should start a group called Bar Chords, but it's C-O-R-D-S. Okay. I'll do anything with you. I'll go anywhere with you. This is cord you find in a bar, I guess. Joby, hand me that tape. Hold on.

I'm looking up the art. Tell poor Nexus never end on frequency domain. Didn't we play a compilation on frequency domain? I believe so. Bark cords. Barf cords. There's a lot. You can do a lot with it.

This looks like it'd be an awesome video game. It does look like it. I'd play that game, right? So what are you looking up, Chobie? I'm looking up the artist because this guy is well known. Oh, yeah?

I believe. Me and Dave will guess. Dave, is it... It's a lizard. Tony Shalhoub? No. His name is Boo Cook. Me and Dave will guess. Dave, is it... It's a lizard. Tony Shalhoub? No. Is it Moby? His name is Boo Cook,

and he did comic art for 2000 AD and Judge Dredd. Remember Judge Dredd? Yeah, I remember that. I'm above the laws. I'm Judge Dredd. I'm above the laws. Yeah, he's like a crazy well-known comic book artist, but he is a... That person did the artwork or did the sounds on this, Dave? No, did the artwork. Oh, did the laws. Yeah, he's like a, you know, I don't know if he's like a crazy well-known comic book artist, but he is a-

That person did the artwork or did the sounds on this, Dave? No, did the artwork. Oh, did the artwork. Did the cover. Okay. Well, yeah, it looks awesome. That's crazy. It's not that crazy, Dave.

It's pretty crazy. It's not that crazy. It's pretty crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's a very important piece. I love important pieces. Joby, what would you say is the most important piece in art?

In art. In art. The most important piece. Yeah. I don't know. Now comes the hard part. The Jeff Koons dog. Hold on.

I have a question. The museum's on fire. All the best art is there. You can only save one piece. Okay, we got enough on the table. What piece do you save? What art? A naked lady statue

Like a Marvel one Yeah, it's a really smooth one I've played around a little bit With a blowtorch So, Dave, what are you playing? What about Roasted Red Peppers on top? He's playing Sean McCann. Sean McCann.

Sean McCann. All right, let's go. And then there's other Joe. Joe, did you pick a tape? I did. I talked about it. All right. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Remember? I like Nirvana, and they're my best grudge. All right, let about it. All right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Remember? I like Nirvana, and they're my best grudge. Yeah. All right. Let's go. All right. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go to the next one. so I'm sorry. so Thank you. I'm sorry. No! No! No! No! No!

No! so uh I'm going to get you. The the the the the the the the

the I'm sorry. It's hard to find a car. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So Ooh, that's a block. That's a block. Sean McCann. And then some Sailor Moon shit. And then Teleport Nexus. What did you call them, Dave? Huh? Teleport Nexus.

What did you call them? You had another name? Oh, do we remember? Teleport Pow what did you call them you had another name oh uh Teleport Powders you said it earlier it made me laugh and we laughed and we laughed and we danced

um that's for sure you boys got some sugar lined up you got into my kid's Easter basket. That's fine. It's all about the sugar. Adding some Whoppers. How many Tootsie Rolls do you got back there, Joe?

Well, those are for everybody. And you got the whole bag of Smurf gummies. She's not going to like that. Well, I'm not going to eat them all. I just brought the bag up for convenience. Check it out. Okay, fair enough. Whole box of Whoppers too, huh?

Why just the same thing, convenience purposes. They're all gonna be gone because if i just grabbed a handful i'd be disappointed if i ate that whole handful all right joe start this one off me you again yeah again man it's gonna be spooky baby it's a lot of people like the peppers the roasted peppers i'm gonna play you can't just say a lot of people like who wants some pizza cake a lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza what about roasted pepper red peppers on top a lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza on top where else right now it tastes so good good. Some people put the toppings on the bottom.

Okay, fair enough. I'm going to play this plastic. I mean, I'm talking about a 12-foot slice of pizza. I actually do that. I like the cheese to anchor on the topping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I shouldn't have been like, no, no, I shouldn't have.

And I apologize. What are they doing? I'm big enough to apologize. You are the better man. I'm glad I can be a strength, weapon, intelligence, wisdom, smart, business. Of course, business.

You're a big time businessman now. Wheeling and dealing. Not caring about anyone's feeling I'm a baker not a plumber Plastic Inners 2 Nigerian Boogie Mixtape

yes we played Plastic Inners just that I don't even know if it was one Origin People Origin People

yes Leo Licks is someone who uh what a Swedish record collector? I was just jamming that rendezvous tape today. Yeah, I saw you on Origin Peoples. Yeah.

Origin Peoples, it's an excellent label. I forgot about that tape. It's awesome. Yeah. A lot of archival stuff. Uh-huh. A lot of mixes. It says on the back, thanks to everybody who likes this tape, and also thanks to everybody

who doesn't like this tape. Leo. It covers everybody. No, that only covers people who have heard the tape. Yeah. How rude. Yeah, but if you did, I mean, everybody's gonna fall on either. How rude not to thank

people who have not heard of the tape. Let me take a seat. That's the tape that I would like to play. Mike, here is the tape. Kind of a rude tape. Same cover as the last plastic enters, but a different color. Red. Yes, good job.

And a number two. Yay. And a number two, though. Thank you, thank you. And a number two. Do you remember what color the first one was? Green? It was green.

It was green. Wow. Very smart. Oh, that's such a good color. All right, Davey boy, then what are you going to play? I'll do this Motion Sickness of Time Travel tape. Aww. Is that new?

Yeah, this is a new label Adversary. Adversary. Newish, right? This is a label. Is it Grant's? Grant and Rachel Evans. Grant and Rachel's new projects. It's a label that just puts out stuff, so far at least, by either motion sickness of time travel

or Grant Evans or quiet evenings, them together. And how's that different from their previous label? They put out other stuff on their previous label. But also themselves. Also themselves, yeah. Yes. And your theory is that this is going to be just themselves but you don't have any solid proof oh just the first releases are from them uh gerrymandering your honor if i had no proof i would not have brought my argument before you oh that's for sure my friend's for sure, my friend. I have proof. That's all the evidence you need. The proof is so far

The proof is you have an argument. The proof is so far, that's all they have done. And they have done several. Okay. Okay. Like five or six, maybe seven. Come on, you're challenging me. This one, I think... Number 19. It's number 19. 19 and

number 19. And show me the list. Show me the dossier. That's a fake dossier. That's only them. Because you just heard of this label. And you're basing this off three releases. But now comes the hard part. Come on.

Let me be all jokes aside for a moment. I had to have a tooth pulled the other day and it really hurts to laugh right now I knew it was going to be big but I never thought it was going to be that big but I can pull up the list if you need me to I can go to Discogs

can you just do it no you do it you know the problem in here is communication who's doing it you or me You are Adversary Let's see what happens I'm stuck

I can't It went to some American death metal band From Indiana I'm not doing this Where's the tape Right here Yeah this is just It's just them I know it I can tell Where's the tape? Right here. You must be crazy. Yeah, this is just them.

I know it. I can tell. They don't have a band camp? They do. No, what is it? It's probably adversarylabel.bandcamp or something. Jesus, it's not that hard. All right, then I'm going to play a tape.

It's going to be another tape I can't pronounce. You know what? Yeah, I'm going to play this Ignadwa tape, maybe. I-G-N-O-D-E-A-U. How do you think you get that one? Load that one up, Dave. Let me see. Lock and load that one up.

How do you say that? Ignad. Ignadu. Ignadu. Ignadu. Ignadu. Ignadu. Ignadu. Ignado? Ignado? Ignado? Ignado? Ignado? Ignado. Ignado?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're around there. Tape on Warm Gospel. Warm Gospel. It's a four-piece Belarus-based supergroup. Ooh, supergroup.

Now, I know that's a little, you know, we always argue about who's the best Belarus band. Supergroup. Yeah, we always argue about who's the best Belarus band. Super group. Yeah, we always argue about this. And I don't want to get into who likes who more. Can you name any bands from Belarus? No, I honestly can't. What do you know about Belarus? I have a magnifying glass that was made in Belarus.

Was it really? With the one we were just talking about? No, a different one. I it really? Mm-hmm. With the one we were just talking about? No. A different one. A different one. I like looking at things close up. You have a lot of

microscopes, huh? Is that what you do in your spare time a lot these days? Looking at things close up? I have a question. I have many hobbies, Jeff. I have a question.

I'm into it. I'm like, I want to get into it now. Anytime Dave gets a hobby, I'm like, you know what? I think I want to do that. Yeah.

And I just get into it a little bit. Can I tell you my theory? Can I tell you my theory I'm like, Dave likes games. I think I want to do that. Yeah. And I just get into it a little bit. Can I tell you my theory? Can I tell you my theory on this one? I'm like, Dave likes games. I'm going to buy some games. You're kind of half-assed. You're kind of half-assed a game thing.

Yeah. Can I tell you my theory about the magnifying glass stuff? I feel like Dave, since he's like basically a giant, I think he just wants to see how normal people see. Yeah. Normal people see. I feel a little closer to you guys. wants to see what normal people see. Normal people see, yeah. I feel a little closer to you guys.

He's looking at us, it's like galaxy sight. Dave told me he went hunting for some wild mushrooms. I did it once. I found some too. It's like you now with the modular stinkisizers. You're kind of doing it. You'll be done soon. You'll be done soon.

You can have it. What's going on? Are we trying to pronounce Igna-do? We know we did it. I want some of those worms. Our worms are smirks, Dave. Tape on Warm Gospel dedicated to the 1995

psychological thriller film, Stephanie's Geschnick. I think it's Stephanie's present. The entire thing is on YouTube if you want to watch it. It's a C24, edition of 40. This is different from most Warm Gospel artwork. Normally you see a lot of the collage stuff, but this is this. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It usually has a lot of pastel colors and stuff, but this is this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a pretty good one. It usually has a lot of pastel colors and stuff, right? Yeah. This is the all black and white. He's like, how would you describe that, Joe? You're an art man. Those dubs getting any better?

You know. I don't know. A warm gospel. Black and white triangle. They were very generous to send us like 10 tapes. They come and go. But they were not very good. Well, this is a band, huh? Yeah, if you're going to send us stuff, people, make it the best you can. But they were not very good. This is a band, huh?

Yeah, if you're going to send us stuff, people, make it the best you can. Don't half-ass it. Don't Joe B. I'm not being audiophile. Dave's a huge audiophile. They weren't peaking out. No, it was like the whole left side would cut out for half the tape and then

come back in. Dave's a huge... Little rough. No, no, wait. I mean, not audiophile, pedophile. Pedophile, that was the word I was looking for. That's what I was looking for. Alright, and is that three? Did I go? Nope.

No, Dave went. I'm chewing on the mic. Yeah, yeah. That's gross, man. Why are you being a garbage person, man? Come on, man. Now, did you not go yet, Joe? No, I'm going to go right now. Okay. Sam Goldberg tape.

Let's do it. Right? On boudoir. Boudoir. This is a new one, right? Talk to that mic, Joey. Yeah. Well, that's what I keep my whiskey in.

A boudoir. Is that a thing? No. It's a bedroom, right? Oh, it's a bedroom? Yeah. I don't keep my whiskey in. A boudoir. Is that a thing? It's a bedroom. Right? Oh, it's a bedroom? Yeah. I don't keep my whiskey there. It sounds like a fancy cabinet.

That's we come from France. They say that. Is it the boudoir? We come from France say bedroom wrong. They say boudoir. The Coneheads? When you come from France, you say it wrong. You say boudoir when you mean bedroom.

Oh, I didn't know you were so cultured. Well, you know, I learned some skills. I told you I know a lot about romance. I like that i don't i didn't know you're so cultured i well you know i learned some skills i told you i know a lot about romance i like that you don't you don't think i spent a few years you don't think i spent a few years in france learning about romance i'm still checking out this uh it's adversary label to see if it checks out i can't believe you're not trusting me on this uh what's the name of this St. Goldberg tape? Who's Frank Ball? Unto a... Sparkling white pressure.

I bet you it's a fucking collaboration with Grant Evans, though. It is, but... There you go. That's the exception that proves the rule, my friend. Gerrymanning, Your Honor. Witness to strike the witness, Your Honor. All right. I think it's done.

What do you think? Yep. All right. Come on, man. Get the fuck out of here. Unto Others. That's the name of this tape, right? Unto Others. On Boudoir. Boudoir. It's a. What do you think? Yep. All right. Come on, man. Get the fuck out of here. Unto Others. That's the name of this tape, right? Unto Others.

On Boudoir. Boudoir. It's a brand new label, right? By who? Who does the label? I don't know. Oh, okay. I think I know.

But I don't want to say it and be wrong. Yeah. I don't want to look like a fool live on air. You kidding me? You just know. And if you don't know, I know. Risk my reputation? It's late.

I'm going to have to work here until 2 in the morning, but I don't care. All right, boys. You ready to go into these? Do it. Let's go. Girl, you know sometimes I got my mind flat back To some of the good times And good memories that we shared together

We're standing out to be The two indivisible ones I love you girl I love you girl I love you Can I say hi to you, girl? I love the looks in your eyes. I love the girl that you are. Oh, how so nice you are now. The way you smile is killing me

Happy, happy, happy, happy, I'm in love Happy, happy, happy, happy, I love you Happy, happy, happy, happy, I'm in love I love you Good days Welcome down You got it though this time maybe We get that love I desired Like I have always thought

If there could be Just another you I love you girl? I like the looks in your eyes I love the girl that you are Oh how so nice you are mine The way you smile is killing me Happy, happy, happy, happy, I'm in love

Happy, happy, happy, happy, I love you Happy, happy, happy, happy, I'm in love I love you. S-E-L-V, S-E-L-V Sing with us and we'll sing along, we'll make our love your only choice. What the heck? Stop your feet. Move your body to the limit. Sing with us and we'll sing along, we'll make our love your only choice. Hey, hey! So, she's finally back. And I wonder what brings her back this time Or is she here to call me again? I hope it's not too late Because I cannot work to be a bird anymore Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. I see you

I am I see you I am I see you See you next time. To be continued... so so so so so Thank you. so I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. The The Oh, boy. Oh, boy. A thick, extra thick block that time. I messed up.

Uh-oh. Motion sickness. I guess we got it on the minute. Ignorant. We goofed. I guess every once in a while you goof. I did two in that one. You can't hear me? Yeah, you did two that time.

We goofed up. We went full around. I don't know how we're supposed to punish you for that. Well, I'm out of tapes. Are you really? Yeah. No, you have one more. Yeah, but I brought five, but really I meant to play four.

All right, let's fill it up. We'll figure it out because usually you veto one of my tapes. That's not true. That is true. Come on. Have some self-respect. You two are like, we already played them. Well, speaking of already playing things.

Dave, he just was speaking of that. I was just speaking of that. He was just speaking of that. Good segue, Dave. I'm going to play something that we played before. Oh, really? I'm going to play this terrorist tape. Too rough.

Terrorist? Terrorist. I have the same conversations with my son. They do terror. Like they tear things. They tear things. They do terror. Like they tear things. They tear things. Yeah, they tear things. Like the great shredder events.

No businesses, please. You like those things when you can go and shred your documents? Oh, I have heard of that before. You ever see those? I have heard of that before. That's a good time, man. I'd play one of those. Yeah?

You think the other bands play that? You guys know Best Buy will recycle your TV for you? I did know they have an electronics recycling program. Yeah. This episode of Tabs Out brought to you know Best Buy will recycle your TV for you? I did know they have an electronics recycling program. This episode of Tabs Out brought to you by Best Buy. Max Gamble gave me a laboratory power supply. What? Like a laboratory power supply.

What's that mean? In a laboratory, you would use this power. It's a power supply. So you can go from zero to... I don't need my power supplied to me. I normally am supplying the power myself. I supply a significant supply. Okay. So you can go from zero to, you know. I don't need my power supplied to me. I normally am supplying the power myself. I supply a significant amount of power and weapons and brilliance. To tattoo off of.

I did a little bit. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's pretty cool, man. That's cool as shit. I made a little foot switch. You made a foot switch? Yeah, I just turned it on and off.

There's Tootsie Rolls over there? Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. There's a lot of sugar over there. There's so much sugar. Fondant. That's really hard, too. But anyway, I played two tapes

last block. Sorry. You did. You did. And Dave's going to play terrorist now. Scary. That's the punishment. That's the way the show works. This is on Nostilove, correct? Nostilove, yeah. Nostilove.

Nostilove. My grandmother used to make that What was her recipe? Tell me her recipe I don't like white stuff It was creamy Hers was creamy In the old country She's old school

She's Italian You guys ever had pasta fagioli? No I don't even know what that is It sounds like it's going into your soup, guy, and you know I don't like that. You know I'll veto that. Pasta fagioli is not... Well, I guess it's kind of soup.

It's definitely soup. Yeah. Yeah, there. But lots of noodles, though. Oh. Small ones. Now you got me. Small ones.

Oh, yeah. Lots of little ones. It's a tomato-based thing. Ooh. Lots of tiny elbow pasta. Oh, I'm back. You go full elbow? I like to go for the little guys.

That's why I said elbow-like, but they're tiny. Are we going to switch from cake to noodles? To noodles. I love noodles. That old expression, cake to noodles. Once you go cake, you go noodles. This podcast is going cake to noodles.

You know, we could change the name. You're just going to skip right over me, huh? Oh, no one skipped over you. Pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza, pizza, pizza! From soup to noodles, don't even... Alright. Alright.

Alright, pizza. Sorry, pizza. Pizza, I had a big problem. Yeah, tell me about your problem. Tell me about your problem. Tell me about your problem. Well, another pizza showed up here last time. I wonder if you knew him. You talking about white pizza?

I'm talking about white pizza. I don't know. What's with that pie? Hold on, hold on. Joe, listen to this. What's with that pie? What's with that pie? Hold on, hold on. Joe, listen to this. What's with that pie? What's with that guy? All right, switch it off, buddy.

Let's play some tapes. It's your turn, then. Tier, give me that tape. What year did this come out? 2012. 2012. Seems like forever ago. Where did the years go?

Hey. In all seriousness, where did the years go? Where do they go? Very nice J card. It's got maybe black printing on a metallic gold paper. Let me see. I think. Is that how they did that? I think that's how they did that, yeah.

Just like a flood black print. Yeah, the old switcheroo. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's like copper. That's nice. It's like nice copper. But on the back, it's like purple printed black print. Yeah, the old switcheroo. Yeah, it's like copper. That's nice. It's like nice copper. And then on the back, it's like purple printed on top of the copper.

Let me see that. I dig the art. I like the shell that has like the HERS logo on it. That's fucking tight. That's like a Drake sound paper, isn't it? They use that shit. It doesn't smell like spray paint, though. Not anymore. That wears off, spray paint, though. Not anymore. That wears off, Dave. This is

2012 release. I like this little dot on the A side to signify the A side. Have you never seen that? On the B side, it's two dots. Two dots, yeah. Let me see. Within a square. But then there's also this square with an arrow in it to the right. What does that mean? I don't know what this arrow is. But that's the same on both sides.

There's so many little details. There's so many different kinds of tapes. I can't know what this is. But that's the same on both sides. There's so many little details. There's so many different kinds of tapes. I can't keep up. Yeah. Listen. How in 2018 are there this many different kinds of tapes? Yes, queen. Preach.

Because CDs are just always a CD. It's always a CD. I don't think there's no. No, there's never like, look at the bump on the middle of the CD. Never. Yeah, this is crazy. And I can't think there's no... Look at the bump in the middle of the seat. Never. Yeah, this is crazy. And I can't keep up. No, they keep making new ones.

And the different kind of spools. The window. The windows. A lot of moving parts. You get a lot of floppy windows these days. And then don't get me started on the Norelco cases. I don't know where they're covered. There's too many variations of them.

I have it right here in my hands, boys. April Fool's. I had it the whole time. Mike asked for the tape. I keep handing it to him, but he's not grabbing it. So what episode do you think we played this on? If you had to guess. An early one. 47!

Maybe, yeah. 45. 16. Maybe, yeah. 45. It's a 16. We're 105. A lot of different options there. Then I'm going to play this Far Warmth tape, Immeasurable Heaven, on the label ACR. It's ACR number 25. It's a C51.

It came out... I thought I had the other tape. It might be right behind you. They look fucking incredible. What was the other one? Did you grab it? Don't worry about it. The Boom. But this is a Portuguese musician named Alfonso...

I can't pronounce the rest of your name. And it's way too deep in the night to try to see anything clear. But look at the cover. That cover's incredible. Remember when you threw up last time? What'd you say? Remember when you threw up last time? That was two times ago.

That was two times ago, dummy. Far warmth. Far warmth. Like the warmth isn't close. It's pretty far away. Yeah. Well, it's coming dummy. Far warmth. Far warmth. Like the warmth isn't close. It's pretty far away. Yeah. Well, it's coming soon. Far warmth.

We got a far warmth coming from the north. Exactly. Oh. We got a pressure system coming from the east. Yeah. Yeah. You're a bit of a weather. It's going to make a nor'easter.

A little weatherhead. A little weatherhead. That's what they call us. You go storm chasing? You ever just chase a storm? Oh, yeah, yeah. What was the last storm you chased? Wanda.

You were after Wanda. I was after Wanda. Burrito Wanda? Burrito? Superstorm Wanda. You only chase superstorms. No, no. Hurricanes are for...

I don't like hurricanes. I don't like tornadoes. But I love superstorms. They're not as dangerous. And, Joby, you got one more... But just a little bit. You got one more take there on top of that pile. You think I should just play that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Then we're done, right? No, that mean... Then another round? How's that possible? No, no, then that'll be it. That'll be it. I had one more, but I can't remember. This is... Well, you fucked up. You played two less rounds. Yeah, but then, that's what I'm saying, how would there be another one?

Because I wouldn't even be prepared for that one. You have to do a proper round. That one canceled out. Or canceled that out. Well, I guess I'll play this one. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Cloud 2 tape. Now, the name of the project is X.NTE.

How do you say that? Are you sure? Yeah, I'm positive. I think you say it just like you did. X.NTE? Yeah. What do you think, B? How do you think you say it? 66!

I don't know, just the SoundCloud... Oh, alright. X.NTE. Yeah, you're right. I know I'm right. I already knew that. I know, I'm just saying the SoundCloud and the Twitter is Amen X.NTE. Yeah, they spell something out. Something weird.

I don't know. It doesn't matter. X night. X.nt. Cloud 2. It's on Null Zone, correct? Yeah. Yeah, man.

Come on. Spit out that information. Edition 50. C-47. Someone named Michael Hollis, I believe, does this project. Yeah, Michael Hollis. And that tape is by Michael Hollis. Michael Potter? Michael Hollis I believe does this project Yeah Michael Hollis Michael Hollis Michael Potter

Michael Hollis Potter You're a big Harry Potter head Aren't you It's okay No I mean It's not I'm a big Potter head

Are you Yeah No you're not You hate that shit No I love Potters I love smoking Potters I like watching Potters Hey easy buddy

What's going on in this cover This is a weird one Let me see I don't remember it being a weird one Watchabotters. Hey, easy, buddy. What's going on in this cover? This is a weird one. Let me see. I don't remember it being a weird one. Is that a paper bird? Like, pecking at some pink bushes? There's some roses. There's a blood splatter, which is too scary.

It's all too scary. It's always too scary. Yeah, actually, I hate this. Are you ready? You ready to play these three? I'll play these three, and then that's episode one, two, three. Yeah, we should say thanks to... You scare me so bad!

Thanks to Andrew Kelly from Dublin, Ireland for... For what? He donated some money. Oh, thank you. And normally we would send, if you donate, we normally send like a box of tapes, but I'm not sending tapes overseas like that. Ireland?

So do you think instead, do you want to record, Joby, do you want to record a voicemail for him? No, I don't. Oh, come on. No, I'm not good at that stuff. Dave, do you want to record, Joby, do you want to record a voicemail for him? No, I don't. Oh, come on. No, I'm not good at that stuff. Dave, do you want to do it? Yeah. Okay, you're right.

Okay, this is, now you clear your throat. For Andrew Kelly from Dublin, Ireland, this is your personal voicemail. Good day, mate. Thanks for donating to TabZap. Crikey. No, Dave, Dave. Thanks for donating the tabs out. Crikey. No, Dave, Dave. That was so good. You're supposed to be doing voicemail for him.

Like, it's his voicemail. You can put it on his phone. Right. You want to try again? All right, let's start over. Hello, governor. Thanks for the tea. And thanks for the biscuit.

No, Dave. It's like when you call someone's phone. So you'd be like, you've reached. And they don't answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, but what's his name again? Andrew Kelly. Oh.

From Dublin, Ireland. Hello, mate. You've reached Andrew Kelly. All right, let's try again. It's your cracking time, mate. How are you? No, Dave. Like, if you call someone, you call someone on the phone.

Okay. And they don't answer. But what's the Irish music? That's the ring? Do a ring sound. I got it this time. You ready? Yeah.

Good day, mate. You've been blinded by me. Leave a message. Bye. No, dude. That was it. His name's Andrew Kelly. But he's calling me. No, dude. That was it. His name's Andrew Kelly. But he's calling me.

No, no. This is for his phone, so someone's calling him. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, good day, mate. This is Andrew. Leave a message, boy. You should have said from Dublin, Ireland, so people know they're the right one.

Try it again. Good day, mate. This is Andrew from Dublin, Ireland, so people know they're the right one. Try it again. Good day, mate. This is Andrew from Dublin. Leave a message. Bye. All right, that's the one. Nailed it. Nailed it.

All right, let's play these last tapes. I got the eebie-jeebies. Episode 1, 2, 3. In the next one, we're going to do an all stunned episode, right? All stunned. All right. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey We're all like dogs, we're all like dogs We're all like dogs, we're all like dogs We're all like dogs, we're all like dogs We're all like dogs, we're all like dogs You know I'm not the one that you're gonna see You're gonna get down on your knees Yeah, yeah, yeah

And even if I'm on my side Don't believe that it's not on my mind Because I never do I'm on my mind Doesn't mean that I don't have the time Cause I do it, yes I do it, yes I do it You do it You do it

Cause I do it I do it I do it I do, I know You, you, you, you Cause I need you, I need you And what I need is What you can't one-hot-eat-it, please

Cause I can't Because I never give you my mind Doesn't mean that it's not on my mind Because I never give you my mind Doesn't mean that I don't have the time Cause I do, I do, I do I know I don't know I do

I do love you I do love you I do love you Cause I do love you I do love you I do love you I do love you I do love you I do love you I know I don't feel the end End

Cause I do Cause I do Cause I do Cause I do Cause I do Cause I do Cause I do Cause I do I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. People style in the way the cops sweat it, the number one question is can the feds get it? I got vendettas and tax games to get an advent, and they feed it on widows and top generals too.

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