Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #124 | 4.22.18

Episode Date: April 22, 2018

A Stunned Records spotlight! Warm Climate, Garrincha & the Stolen Elk, M. Geddes Gengras, Molten Honey, Jawsmoke, Yekkoo, Andreas Brandal, Lunar Miasma, Xiphiidae, Super Minerals, Tricorn and Queue, and Plankton Wat.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette.

We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Oh. Tabs out. Cassette podcast episode number 124. A very, very special, very special episode. It's extremely special. I'm Mike.

I'm Joe. I'm Dave. And tonight, something that, was it the last episode? We said we should do that. It was the last episode, I believe. Oh, yes, yes, yes. In episode 123, Dave, I believe you played... I know what that is, Dave. That's a big Masonic number.

You played what on Stunned? Sean McCann. Yeah, you played a Sean McCann tape on Stunned. And I said we should do an entire show on Stunned. A decade of Stunned. A decade of Stunned. Careful, Mike. Which, what am I, clipping?

Well, he gets excited, you know? I'm really excited tonight. What are you doing? Why are you making all these holes in it? So, yeah, let's do an episode Stunned Records. Stunned Records. All Stunned releases tonight. I thought you didn't like that kind of stuff.

What kind of stuff? When at 9 o'clock they play three Rolling Stones songs in a row or get the lead out. I didn't think you liked Rockblocks. It's not that I don't like it. It's that I came up with it, and I don't get the juice I deserve for it. Oh, okay.

I'm just like, give me my juice. I came up with the Rockblock. You came up with the Rockblock? I invented the Rockblock. No shit. I keep editing the Wikipedia page for rock block, and they keep taking it off. But I'm telling you, I did it.

Stun Records. I'm stuck. Was started in Long Beach, California by artists Philip and Misty French. The label is devoted to providing its listeners with the highest quality. Give me some reverb, Dave. In experimental and ambitious music.

You're not even reaching for that mixer. Well, he can't. It's too far away. He's got this new chair. Well, he can't. It's too far away. He's got this new chair. He's too comfortable. Yeah, I'm way too far away. It's not too far away. Look, that one hand just reached.

Yeah, but those orange knobs are a little bit further. I gave you this new chair, and you won't do me. Just give me a little bit of reverb. I don't know. It's not dialed into reverb right now. I don't know what number it is. Releases from Stunned are published in limited editions, often hand-numbered and produced in the very highest level of quality, both in

the media itself and the accompanying artwork. In spring 2009, the label moved to Portland, Oregon, where it operated for the remainder of its existence. This is anonymous. In August 2011, Stunned Records released eight new cassettes

and one CD-R, also announcing that these releases would be the last for the label. That's the Discogs. I wonder who wrote that. Jamie Orlando? I was just... Oh yeah, Jamie Orlando

is like... He's a big Discogs head. What do you call somebody that's a Discogs head? Pervert. Straight up pervert. Jamie Orlando is a pervert. A Cog head.

He's a Cogs head. No. You been on Cogs lately? You been on the Cogs? Answered a couple things last night. I think you would call it Scogs. Scogs? Yeah.

Okay. And if you're into Discogs, you're a Boz Skogs. You're a Skoggrapher. So let's play something. We have a collection here in the middle of the table. Should we all just grab into this pile? Check it out. That's the plan.

Check it out and see if it works. You want to do that, Davey boy? All I see is the big one. I say let's all just reach into this pile and take one. Let's reach in and take one? Yeah. All right, Joby, you go first. What do you got?

I'm so excited to see what you got. I got... In his butt. No. What do you got? Joby got in his butt. Warm climate, camouflage on the river Wretched. Bob Dillman. It's not Bob Dillman. Hang that over here. Warm climate. Camouflage on the river Wretched.

Bob Dillman. Hang that over here. Warm climate. Bob Dillman. This is Bob Dillman's work. I hate it when he went eclectic. Boing on boing. You guys like that one? I like that joke. This is Stun number 93. A C-36 edition of 222.

Damn, back in... There was a time in 2009 or so. When you could release 250 things. When you would just put out two... You would just say, I'm going to dick around for a little bit and record it. You'd home-dub 50 copies of it. Or like, no, no, not 50 copies.

I'm ruining the narrative. Like 150 copies. A lot. A lot. You could copies a lot a lot you could do a lot more and you just dial up see a lot of people don't know this you would just dial up fangs and arrows on the internet and everyone there wanted the tape they all wanted it um now we got no sugar i bet you fangs and arrows right now is like uh like uh all every Every old tape label, when they lose their blog spot or something,

it always turns into porn. Yeah. Or with gifs of cars driving by. At work today, actually, we were talking about that. Kevin, at work, went to his WordPress that he hadn't been in, even looked at in forever. And it's all ads. I wonder what 2AM Tapes is.

Was it all ads before? No, Kevin's ad site.blogspot. No, before it would be like an ad at the bottom. But now, in between each post, the ad is gigantic on the phone. You know what I mean? And then the post is in the middle in small text. And you click on it and the picture would come up.

And you gotta update your templates. Dave's a bit of a web wizard. He'll update your templates for you. He's a web head. He's a huge web head. Always on the scouts. He loves Spider-Man. And websites.

When I go to... It's so weird. When I go to 2amtapes.com, it takes me to searchguide.level3.com and searches for 2AM tapes. Careful there. Sounds like collusion. Sounds like the dark web to me. It does. You'll get lost in that sauce. There's a 2AM Twitter. Just 2AM tapes. Careful there. Sounds like the dark web to me.

It does. You'll get lost in that sauce. There's a 2AM Twitter. Just 2AM. I still get emails from my... What do you got, Davey boy? What is 2AM? It's got a logo and everything. What is this shit? You found another... Someone stole the identity of your old tape label?

2AM.jype.com How do you spell that? J-Y-P-E. And then you go to that and there's a 409 conflict. Oh, let me get on this. You better be careful, big boy.

They're going to put a Trojan on you. What is this? I just stumbled into some weird stuff. I still get emails from the hosts of 9to5tapes.com

telling me to update my credit card information. I'm like, buddy, I don't have that website anymore. That don't make... You know what I fucking hate, man? What, man? I haven't put any tapes out in like a year. Longer than that. Once every month or two months,

I'll get an order for one tape. Are you serious? For somewhere in the Netherlands or somewhere overseas. And what are you charging for that? It's $15 to ship it. What are you buying one tape for? Wait, are they paying $15 to ship it? Yeah, $15 to ship it

plus the $5 for the tape. Well, Dave, the Netherlands currency system is not like ours. There's a lot of Bitcoin involved. The Greeks have gotten involved. They don't know how to do it. It's cheaper over there, right? This is Seth Castleman.

Fanta and water? They don't mix. Who we played a tape from before with Caitlin Mitchell. It says brass, so she plays the brass guitar. That's the big one, right? Katie Vonderheide, who does, I'm going to assume

narration. I wrote mar-ration, but I think that must be a typo, right? Dave, you're a big guitar head. You can marry it. Is mar-ration a... Like a flam. And Jack White from the White Stripes, I guess. Plays bass on A1.

I can't think of another thing it would be. This was in that zone of just, the collages were very, what's the word I'm looking for? Abstract. It's like, yeah, they were very, it's like a 1950s poster for like, for what, Joe?

Yeah, like a weird book cover. Yeah. It's tight. Every zone of stunned artwork, and it always came with an insert that was on thicker paper than the cover. With the rounded edges? Yeah, with the rounded edges on every one.

I love the rounded edges. It's good stuff. It's very good stuff. And then what are you gonna play, Davey boy? What's up on your end? I picked up this Gorincha and the Stolen Elk tape.

Ah. Stun number 114. We Were Wyoming is the name of the tape. We Were Wyoming. Did we bring 124? No. Was there a 124? Did it go that high?

I can check right now actually you know their blog spot is still up i just checked is it really and it looks good not an ad on there he should get kevin to get in touch with him yeah what the hell you should get kevin to get in touch with this guy oh j joe yeah no wait what number did you say i was saying we should play 124 if we have it there was it wasn't bad cop by am shine shiner oh because of episode one did you see it all together wait what happened i zoned out you zoned out where should i start when did you what was the last thing you heard um was it the theme song it was the theme song let's just start over then i say we just give it a good reset am shiner bad cop yeah maybe we'll

play that yeah but what do you have gr Grinch and the Stolen Elk? Yeah, Grinch and the Stolen Elk. This is Davey Boy. Yes. Wait, what? Davey Boy. Davey Boy. Davey Boy.

Davey Boy. Really? B-U-I is the last name. B-U-I. B-U-I. B-U-I. B-U-I. He did that label Weird Forest. Weird Forest.

He took over Weird Forest, right? Because somebody else was doing Weird Forest for a while. Who was doing it before him? I thought somebody else was doing Weird Forest for a while. Who was doing it before him? I thought somebody else was doing Weird Forest. Was it a hostile takeover? Like a UNTA? A military takeover? Do you want to start a thing?

Do you shush me? No, it's just my missing tooth. It's hard to say words. Oh, it is. It is your missing tooth. I didn't notice it last time, but now that's all I see. Yeah, I know. It's weird.

Totally didn't. Maybe you were so swollen last time, but now that's all I see. Yeah, I know. It's weird. Maybe you were so swollen last time. No, that's muscle. Yeah, that's huge. I can't wait for the gold one. It's going to be real nice. You should be. I am. You want me to take yours out?

I'll take yours out right now. All right. We have to fight, though. Now I'm just going to get jeweler's tools and just chisel it out. Real small? What do you call the thing in the eye? Monocle? Well, not a monocle, but like get jeweler's tools and just chisel it out. Real small? What do you call the thing in the eye? Monocle? Well, not a monocle, but like a jeweler's eye telescope.

Exactly. What were we talking about? Davey boy. Davey boy. So, yeah. So, did these guys play Delaware once? Yes, they did. They played. Back in like 2010 they played back in like 2010 yes they sure did we played with them yeah Justin Wallace's Basement oh yeah cool um yeah is that the

same show that Sam Goldberg played no he played with Cabo Ladies that's right and you played that. That was the same spot, though, right? And you played that. Yeah, same spot. Matt Kretzmann, Kevin Corcoran, and Carlos Aya are also on this tape. I feel like I played one of those. Did I play one of those? Played one of those what? At Justin Wallace's house? Yeah, you did. Oh, you played. Did Joe B. play with Sam Goldberg?

I think I played with Sam Goldberg. Let's have this conversation right now until we figure it out. You did. Joe was there. I know Joe was there. Definitely, but I feel like I played. I don't think he was there. Oh, yeah, because we got pizza afterwards. Oh, I love pizza. Yeah. Speaking of pizza, let's get some pizza. Pizza, pizza,

pizza. What are our pizza? You want pizza? Okay, let's attempt to get through this first block. Hand me the tape. I don't know why I want pizza. I need something. You got anything? Got anything to eat, Mike? I don't. You just started making food for us. Yeah me the tape. I don't know why I want... I need something. You got anything? You got anything to eat, Mike? I don't. You just started making food for us. Yeah, I know.

I got thanked in this tape. I'm not really sure why. What does it say? Look at you. Let me know if you want me to sign this copy, Dave. It looks nice. It's... Huh.

Checks out. You know. Checks out. And then what do I got here? I have... I don't know what this is. Now, is this from another series of artwork where it was... Yeah, because you know what?

The stripes, we'll get to that a little bit later with some of that stuff. This is these colored stripes. One of them looks like candy. With a weird color pencil, zigzag, squiggly. I don't know if they're colored pencil. Real rudimentary. You do it on your notebook at school't know if they're color pencil. Real rudimentary. Like you do it on like your notebook at school.

I think they are color pencil. They're color pencil? Yeah. It's just so uniform. Yeah. I remember when the styles switched to that, reading that it was colored pencil. Okay.

Very nice. I wonder how big the like originals are. You think they're about this size? I think they're smaller than the J cards. They're smaller than the J cards wonder how big the originals are. You think they're about this size? I think they're smaller than the J cards. I think the originals, I think they do them the size of a postage stamp. And then they blow them up at the Kinkos. Do you think they still have all of them?

The originals? It would be a lot. It would be in the hundreds, yeah. It would be a lot. I don't know. I emailed what I think is the email address for phil french to see if he wanted to like uh call it yeah yeah but uh he never never even will be back that's rude whatever i don't care i got a ton of stuff going on in my

life uh just trying to hype your defunct label going to uh plan to win some awards soon so i'm not sweating and then i think i going to play, I got here, the M. Geddes Genkris split with A.M. Shiner. I wrote a review for that tape a long time ago. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, I should say, when I started Tabs Out as a review site, as a blog spot,

Stunned Records was the first place, I think, stunned and baked and abandoned ship were the first people to just... He would send everything. Everything. Oh, nice. When he put out a tape for Weather, he sent me my artist copies in one of those three drawer things.

And it was full. There were so many in there. And he sent me the whole... Well, you know, shipping wasn't that expensive. Must have been very special. And to have the drawer thing to to send i think is is very tight i'm gonna play the m get his side on this it's i love the imprint the dave this is what we were telling you about earlier with marijuana right we were telling you about that the blue push and am shine your side is the red kush and it's like clip art like weed devices on the...

Like blongs? Yeah, blong. And a one-hitter that I fucking took a one-hitter to the dome last week, so I might be still a little shaky. There's a match. Jazz cigarette. Too scary.

Very nice. And this is the era of art with a heavy collage. Tons of stuff. I don't know where they found all heavy collage. Tons of stuff. Yeah, I don't know where they found all that amazing art. Tons of tiny little images. And cut very, very... And just piled on top. They're cut perfect.

I think the originals for these are humongous. And they use artwork from billboards. Yeah, this is crazy. All right, let's go into these three go sounds good I'm sorry. Thanks. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not sure if I'm doing this right. Pull scarecrow roses from the trash And plugged in pocket reserved Distilled in the woods An awning for the summer home Shades of bad grammar

Yours to keep up and on us Mineral eater Pamphlaged on the river wretched Strong by the pen of the city. The train took us to a central locale, under sight and cylinders, gazing at the industry. In the cab behind us, there was that heavy man again, wearing a thick beard of gray and black. Some street, sore throat, and those adjacent,

sandwiched in bright red, flooded out in the basement. Winter is closing Winter is closing Winter is closing Winter is closing in I'm you. so I'm sorry. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm you. I'm sorry. I can only paint with one emotional tone I can only see with both of my eyes closed I want to be a train but I have no train Train tracks Train tracks Train tracks

Train tracks Can I do anything? Can I do anything? I'd be a fish with wings, rather than a man I'd be a bird with gills, rather than a man I'd be a boy who can't see, rather than a man Keeps legs in the sky, flaps arms in the sea Feeling to, feeling to see Feeling to see, feeling to see

Feeling to see Train tracks, train tracks Take turns Acrodox Works sets me up Aqueducts Bugs sets me up up and down swirling around what they call the suits and the filth of the slime and sludge, I can't take it

if I smell of it if I hurt of it to be a waste product soon as run soon as done And I heard of it To be a waste product Soon as runs Soon as ducks Ducks crack up The aqua ducks was Aqua ducks was Aqua ducks was Aqua ducks was Aqua ducks was Let's go. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. so

so Thank you. Thank you. so so so so so There we go. Three cuts. That was a nice way to start off there. Three cuts for two bucks. Wait, are people paying per song, per track when they listen to this? That's how I have it set up on my...

That's how my fans listen. So how did your B fans listen to Tabs Out? They pay me for a song. Who, me? Yeah. Two cuts for three bucks. Who, me? Do they pay for the...

What about this? What about this banter? What about this award-winning banter? That's free. That part, that's how you reel them in. You're getting them hooked. That's how you get them hooked. You got to produce that content.

You got to produce that content. There's so much content. Oh, we have so much content. Too much content. I would say so. I actually got a call about our content. All right. There's so much content. Oh, we have so much content? Too much content. I would say so. I actually got a call about our content. All right, let's fill it up. There's so much content that I just spend my time

looking at the content, and I never actually digest the content. I have figured out the small amount of, and this is serious. This isn't a goddamn joke. I figured out exactly what kind, and And this is serious. This isn't a goddamn joke. I figured out exactly what kind... I narrowed in on my content. And even if there's

other content that shows up related to the current content, I just say, no. I have enough content. What's your current content feed? I don't want to talk about it. It's personal. It's completely personal information. I can't even believe you would ask me that question.

You know what? I'm sorry. You should be sorry. You should apologize. Uh-oh. Never ask someone about their content. Never. Ever. It's like asking how much money they make. Ever. I ask people that all the time. You do? Yeah, you get mad.

Yeah, don't do that. It's rude. Then why don't you stop doing it, Dave? Is that. It's rude. Don't talk about that, Dave. Why don't you stop doing it, Dave? Is that the first thing you say when they get in the van? How much money do you make a year? Especially now, tax time. You're like, how much? What was your refund like?

What did you get back? What was your refund like? What did you get? Now, let me ask you a question, Dave, when you ask these people about how much they make in a year. Do you say it inquisitively like Joe did or do you put like like Joe said it okay you don't put like

any kind of like how much money you make no no no judgment no it's not just pure I'm curious so they get in and you let them know this is a judgment free van how much money do you make in a year just like look I don't mean to be rude.

I don't mean to drag this on. We could just stop talking about this now. Dave, what do you do with the information? It's just a hobby. Yeah, it's just a hobby. I like to co-opt your hobbies. I might get into this. Give it a shot. Joe, I'm telling you,

it's a lot of fun. Has anyone ever told you. Has anyone ever told you? Has anyone ever told you what they make? Sometimes. Sometimes. I pick up a lot of people that are retired, too. Damn it.

You ask them what their social security check is? Ooh, I could start doing that. His eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. What do you get a month from social security? Or you should make it... Oh, I forgot. Judgment-free zone. Never mind. Alright, let's start doing that. His eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. What do you get a month from Social Security? Or you should make it... Oh, I forgot. Judgment-free zone. Never mind.

All right, let's pick back in. Oh, all right. Let's go back in. Ready? A huge slice of pizza. I am the strongest man. All right, debut boy. Ooh, I got a weird color.

I've never seen this. I'm going first? Seriously, come on. Yeah, you go first. Largest and smallest. Do you want to do that? Let's do that. Let's do largest and smallest. All right, I'm going first? Yeah, you go first. Largest and smallest. Do you want to do that? Let's do that. I'm next and then Mike.

I like that. We should do every round based on one of your sound clips. Try another one real quick and see if it works. It looks like crap. Oh, so I'm top. Alright, I think it's done. And, so I'm top. All right. I think it's done.

And then Dave and then Mike. All right, Dave. I do some old school piping. I don't know how that would work. All right. I'm going to do an old one. You think you got old? What number? Mike, well, Mike really stuffed this tape in wrong.

That's weird. When I was stuffing the tape back in, it didn't feel right. And I was wondering what's going on. I have the same one, Dave. I can trade you covers. This is an old one. Stun number 15. Wait till you hear my number, Dave.

Back from 2008. Oh, you got one older. Older? Yep. No. Joe, I'm going to. Older? Yep. No. Joe, I'm going to let you know right now, you're going to look like a dummy if you don't think this over a little bit more.

Dave, go ahead. I got it. So this is a split between Masons and Molten Honey. The actual Masons? Stun records number 15 from 2008. Number 15. 2008, that's when the label started, which it has been a decade now. Yeah, crazy. So, that's when the label started. Which it has been

a decade now. Yeah, crazy. So a decade of Stunned was right. Oh, that was right. If anyone thought it was wrong, it was right. I didn't doubt you at all.

Okay. No, Stunned was a decade ago, but they didn't rock for a decade. Joe, how much money do you make? How much money do I make? A year? A year? Only a day.

On paper? Or what are we talking about? A little for me, a little for them. Number 15, a C30. Maybe Uncle Sam gets a feast, maybe he doesn't. Matthew and Sophie Lesnar. The Lesnars.

The Lesnars, huh? The Lesnars. I hated them. Greater. I like them. We got invited to the Lesnar. Joe, Joe, let me just work this out with you real quick. We got invited to the Lesn. Joe, Joe, let me just work this out with you real quick. We got invited to the Lester's for dinner this weekend.

And? Did you guys ever have any friends who got presents on Easter? Yeah, I did. I got a Nintendo for Easter when I was a kid. You didn't just get candy? That was the one time we got something. Oh, just once. But did you have friends?

I had friends who got big stuff all the time. Really? Yeah. Like what? He got the G.I. Joe No, not the aircraft character. No. On Easter? Yeah. That's like the thing you don't get at all. No one gets it. That's some bullshit. Carmelo's dad built him

one. It was tight. What, like he made his own? Yeah, like it would. With a saw and he cut it in shapes and sand. What are you doing? Why are you making all these holes in it? So what are you playing, Dave? Molten honey? Molten honey. It's all about the sugar with you.

Where's this tape? You blow sugar, I'll prep this cake. Bring over the sugar. This cover is on like... Oh, Dave, you want the sugar? This cover is unlike... Oh, Dave, you want the sugar? Oh, yeah, yeah. For real? Oh, yeah, I'll take a little sugar.

Oh, Dave will take some sugar. Give that man some sugar. We got no sugar. In the basement of the temple... It's a boing kind, Dave, so... Oh, it's a boing? Yeah. It's a boing kind?

Yeah. Molten honey. What are you playing, Molten Honey, Dave? Yeah. It says 11, you do 12. Molten Honey. What are you playing, Molten Honey, Dave? Yeah. It says 11, you do 12. Molten Honey is John Frank. Well, which one is it, John or Frank? I hate people with two first names.

Wait, no, that's Mason. No, Mason's is, I'm all turned around here. Mason's is Matthew and Sophie Lessner. They're the Lessners. We got to have dinner with the Lessners this weekend. Molten Honey is John Frank. I think I would go by Johnny. Johnny?

Johnny Frank. Yeah. Or, no, no, Johnny Frank. What if I started going by Robert? You? Yeah. Oh, because that's my middle name. Rob.

Bobby. I can say right now. I have a friend named Bobby. I know you wouldn't do this because you hate when people go by their middle names. I do hate when people go by their middle names. You hate it so much. You hate it so much. I hate it so much. Call me your first name.

That's the name you were given. Deal with it. Well, I am. Why aren't you Joseph? I toyed with Joseph in fifth grade. How'd it go? Went to Joe. Yeah.

So how do you think? You know, I was Joey. Fifth grade, I was like Joseph. You know, when they called. You thought you were hard. When they did the roll call. You thought you were hard. Yeah.

When they did the roll call. When they did the roll call. Yeah. What happened with the roll call? They said, Joe. And I said, it's Joseph. Oh, shit. You thought you were hard.

You thought it was hard. You thought you were hard. You thought it was hard. And was the teacher like, alright, Joe. No, you know. And then it just didn't last. Davey boy, you think you had an interesting number with that tape? Is that what you thought? Yeah. An interesting number? Yeah.

45? It wasn't 45. It was 15. Hold on. Oh, we're doing big as the smallest? Oh, we're doing big as the smallest? We're doing big as the smallest. What are you talking about? 47. I'm going to play this jaw smoke, Palo Santo.

You like Palo Santo? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jeff Astin and Phil French. Number 10. What? You got a lower number? That's the stunned bonus tapes that stunned bonus

so uh i recall a moment not too long ago where i said joe you better if you keep stay on this track that you're on this life track that this course come out you're gonna look at your tooth that was the tooth again you're gonna look like a fool and my friend you look oh I just got excited I saw stun 10

like a complete fool when did these come out they were keep going with that Dave I like it they were mixed throughout the label

he put out bonus tapes I don't know I guess it was just tapes that weren't for sale they were just sent to people did they have... Artwork-wise, were they all like that?

Were they all kind of different? I can check. Or were they one-offs? Because that's why I said I'd never seen this kind of like pen doodly drawing ones. I don't know how to find the bonus tapes on here. I don't know how to find the bonus tapes on here.

I don't know if they're... Oh, here we go. No, they were not. And some were like CD-Rs. Oh, okay. Yeah. This isn't a library. I like this artwork style.

I would have liked to have seen a progression of it. There's a lot like this, but... Colored in. Oh. You know what I mean? All right. Kinda. Not really, but I see what you're saying. It's like he took a ballpoint pen. colored in. You know what I mean? All right. Kind of. Not really, but I see what you're saying.

It's like he took a ballpoint pen. Oh, that's such a good color. Ballpoint? Yeah. Now, Joe, I'm just going to like, oh, that silver on the black shell. It's nice. Get out of here.

Because this is one I actually picked off to play. And I know you said Nightlight. Or no, you said what did you say, Jawsmoke? Yeah. And I actually wanted to play the other side. Oh, oh. So we're just going to do that. I'm just going to veto it. I'm going to veto. I get it all the time. Nightlight. So go ahead

and just read the lineup. It's going to be spooky. Read the lineup in Nightlight because that's what I want to play. Philip and Misty French. Mm-hmm. William Ghiacci. Yeah. Whitney Hackett.

And Jeffrey Astin. Yes. William what? What? William Ghiacci. I am William F. Buckley of... No, that wasn't it. I am William F. Buckley

of the Central Intelligence Agency, here to control and steer the conservative movement into the sewer line. What's that from? Ever seen a chill weenie? What is a chill weenie? I don't know. What is it? Ever seen a chill weenie?

All right. Is it like a... In 2010. Is it a really cold wiener? Like a chill weenie? A chill weenie? Is that a new movement? cold wiener? Like a chill weenie? Is that a new movement? So Dave had a new thing, a new food thing

No, no, no, no, no It's a temperature preference for your wiener You want a cold wienie Keep it on ice at the beach So you don't have any like uh dave had uh number 15 and we were like that's so cool because what number are you you thought you're gonna have a number yet a dummy number everyone made fun of you i got stunned number 69 what no you don't

believe it can you believe it? Oh. I thought it was gone. Yet to. I thought you were going to cut it off. I am the strongest man. It's every time I open my mouth he does it. Who is that? Ever seen a Chihuahua? Yaku, I saw myself.

Stunt record number 69. Recorded live to Dictaphone in Los Angeles. Dictaphone 2009. Grow up. I don't really like that style humor. I think that's what a chowini is.

A dictaphone? I like them with mustard. Chowinis? I'm a dictaphone to those. That's the name of my food truck. Chowini. I like them with mustard. Chowinis? Yeah. I'm addicted to those. Spicy brown. That's the name of my food truck. Chowinis. Chowinis. That's another thing. I think actually you shouldn't have said that.

I really want to start a food truck when I'm older. Well, Joe, I already approached you with PB and Joe's. No, I like Curry On. Curry On was good. That's Dave's. Is that like a little spicier side of life? Yeah, yeah. I don't want to eat like a curry

on the go though. You don't? I want to sit down and enjoy it. I got chairs, the fold-out chairs that are you can just sit right up around the food truck. You have fold-out chairs. You brought a fold-out chair. Or you could just get some naan and shovel the curry in with the naan

I still want to open a food truck really bad I like the idea of PB and Joe's I like PB and Joe's I'm PB, you're Joe Do you remember the slogan? You remember what's painted on the truck? No, I don't remember, what is it? And Chewina's is going to come and put you out of business

Pick the bread Pick the bread, pick the spread Pick the bread. Pick the bread. Pick the spread. 50 cents, get it toasted instead. Get it toasted. And you got every kind of jelly, every kind of jam. With all these places opening now.

Peanut free butters. That are like these burrito places, these pizza places. I know. The PB&J is the next step. Sometimes you just want a PB&J. Joe, you've got to make the All-American. The All-American. No, no, no.

The All-American. There's a twist on it. The All-American is thick slices of Texas toast, peanut butter, and cherry preserve. That's not American at all wait

no it's Texas as fuck Texas cherries that needs to be that's American as fuck don't mess with Texas slammer don't mess with Texas slammer don't mess with wow

now I'm revisiting or you know Dave they all come obviously you brought it up first but revisiting this idea it's so good cause yeah cause also

you just wanna like if you wanna real quick just run by can I get a classic? It's like $2. Yeah, $2. It takes two seconds to make. The overhead is nothing.

PB&J and a chocolate milk. You could go crazy, though. I am going crazy. Oh, you can get artisanal. Oh, yeah. Real fast. You could do peanut butter, tomato, and onion. I will serve a sandwich to the lowest of the low.

Peanut butter and pickle. And the highest of the kings. They will and pickle and the highest of the kings. They will all come to me asking for my sammies. Or you could do a dessert. Peanut butter and banana ice cream. Dave. On toast. On toast with a chocolate drizzle.

Peanut butter and banana ice cream on two eggos. On two eggos. You're getting me on the truck and I'm looking at brick and mortar ones. Oh, he's looking ahead to the physical source. No, deep fried Eggos. So there you go. Deep fried Eggos.

You could do that on a food truck. You can do that on a food truck big time. We can't use Eggos, though. Just one G. Egos. No. I think we have the waffle maker. And I'm making the batter.

And Mike's making the batter himself in the back. Do you mix up the batter with a drill like they do with the carnivals? Have you ever seen them do that? No. They do it with a drill. I don't like carnivals. Too scary. No, I got to...

Pete doesn't like carnivals. I got to... Spooky, spooky. It's a belt sander with a dildo at the end. I made a bowl of pasta and he's fucking great at it. Just because that's the most efficient mixer. Out of all the research I've done so far, that's been the best.

Water and cake don't mix. There's some things that are all right, but that's the best. This is a C27. I don't even know how far detached we are from the actual... You know, I get on these riffs, and the people love the riffs. I got a lot to say.

You could do a hoagie. You could do a footlong. A footlong. A footlong. A footlong what? PB&J on an Italian bread. We open up, per se, peanut butter and jelly eating contest. Ooh, promotional.

Or just spoons of peanut butter. How many spoons of peanut butter can you eat in under a minute? I can eat a lot. That's one of my favorite snacks. And then you got to open up the end. Promotional. Or just spoons of peanut butter. How many spoons of peanut butter can you eat in a minute? I can eat a lot. That's one of my favorite snacks. And then you got to open up the end. Creamy. Creamy? Yeah.

I don't like turkey. I don't think... Because of all my missing teeth. You have to serve milk, too. Ice cold milk. Oh, yeah. Chocolate milk. Trust me.

And it's like, can I get something else? Or regular milk. Not discounted regular milk. And then some of these clowns. But no strawberry milk. Let me describe a few of these clowns. No, don't ask. Let me describe a few clowns, a few examples I can possibly think of.

Describe a few clowns. Do you have anything else to drink? Can I get a juice? We only have milk. Chocolate and regular. Chocolate and whole. Can I get a water? We only have milk.

We only have milk. And these clowns are going to walk away. Yeah, they're going to walk away. You know what they're going to do five minutes later? Come back. Give me milk because I really want that sandwich. I really want the sandwich. I'm going to pick just the right one.

Dave hasn't even thought about flour tortillas yet. Oh, peanut butter roll-ups are one of my favorite things. You ever see a sliced banana before? You get like a five-pack of peanut butter roll-ups. Three-pack? Five-pack? Five-pack? Yeah. It's ready to go. Peanut butter roll-. Three pack? Five pack? Five pack? Yeah.

Peanut butter roll up with a banana in it? Put a banana in there? It's ready to go. It's a pig in a blanket but you have to play on that. What is it? Not pig in a blanket. If it's a banana roll up with peanut butter. I almost feel like we should just play these tapes while we're listening.

While we're listening we'll come up with it. I think it's gold. I don't do silver and bronze. I think it worked out to be better than planned. I think we're making the mundane profane. I think people do it on purpose alright let's play these tapes let's go

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And we're back. Still chewing on some Pez here, Dave. I had a malt ball. Give me a minute. You got Pez over there? Yeah, and I got the dispenser and everything. What? I want some Pez.

The girl smurf. Malt. Yeah. I get it, all right? Stop trying so hard. Me too Yeah I get it alright Stop trying so hard Me too I get it Michael Molten honey from the spill with masons Did we end up playing Jollibee

Yeah we played Jollibee I think we played Jollibee We said we were going to play Nightlight Whatever I'll get over it With all the muscle I have And then Yaku Are we ready to reach back into this bag Or do we want to talk more about

this food truck? No, no. Don't give him any more information. Oh, shit. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, we're giving away this idea. Oh, my God. You know what's going to happen? Jamie Orlando's going to tell me. Jamie Orlando's going to start a peanut butter truck. Whoa, he's going to call me. Yeah. What is he going to call it? What would he call it?

What would Jamie Orlando call his food truck? Yeah. I don't know. Vanilla. They just sell salt. Yeah, that's it. He's just selling salt. Just a joke.

Salt truck. I don't even know what that means. A salt truck? That's already a thing. Yeah, but it's a salt truck that you can buy salt from to eat. What order are we going in? Different kinds of salt? That's all they sell?

Different kinds? No, just one. Actually, that might not be a bad idea. But that would have to be a store first. They serve it in cones. That has to be brick and mortar. Yeah, I want to go in. That doesn't go to parking lots. Well, you know what the deal is with that?

Climate control. Climate control. It's shaved salt, though. Shaved salt? Yeah, like you get shaved ice comes in a cone so there's a person that shaves it right there oh yeah yeah really fancy looking fellow yeah yeah oh they shave it in front of you what is that person called like a wine person someone who shaves salt oh he's got a really yeah let me think about that

because i don't know how you want to go. You want a hard... He's a soup flow. A soup flow. What was the thing you came up with a year ago about when you smell stuff? Oh, I don't know. The sketch. I don't want to talk about it. Let's move on.

Everybody have a tape? Oh, no. I didn't get one. Dave, who's going first? What order are we doing? We'll go largest to smallest again. Double shot. All right. Dave, would you like to start?

Because you are the largest. You are. You are the largest by far. By far. The best? Not the best. I'm just supposed to pick blind, right? Yeah.

All right. I've got Andreas Brandl. Oh, Andreas Brandl. What number is this? Oh, this is pretty. Secrets of the Snow. What was his label? Twilight Candle?

Twilight Candle? No. Twilight Luggage. Twilight Luggage. That? No. Twilight luggage. Twilight luggage. That is right. You ever seen Twilight, Joe? No. No?

The vampire movie? Stunned number 68. I call it 68. 68? Almost, big guy. One more. Oh, what? I thought that was the funny one.

No, no, no. This is why you don't care. This is why you'll never have sex. Not old enough yet. This is why you'll never have sex. Not old enough yet. That's why you'll never have sex. Secrets of the snow. This is a C43. A C43?

That's a weird number. That's a weird one. Shave three minutes off. It's not that hard. Or add two. Or add seven. Or just don't put anything out. Or cut out 13.

There's a lot of options. There's a lot of options. How many options are there, Dave? Is it infinite number or not? Well, not infinite. I want to say there's at least a dozen. Coming from the clown who thought the bonus... When you make a tape, there's at least a dozen options.

Waka waka. Every time you make a tape... Hold's at least a dozen options. Waka waka. Every time you make a tape... Hold on. Let's hear this out. Every time you make a tape, there are at least one dozen options? Yeah. To do it right. What are they?

Just for shits and giggles, what are they? Like the categories? Yeah. Like size, I guess. Size of what? A length? Wait, are length and size different? Yeah. Like size, I guess. Size of what? You got a C20. A length. Wait, are length and size different?

Yeah. What are you, dumb? I love this blue Noroco case with this blue imprinting on the white shell. This tape looks gorgeous. Now, this was from another period. That funny looking ruler on the bottom, it looks like. Like a wavy ruler? Like a prank ruler?

Oh, yeah. No, it's like a comb. Oh. It's like a funny looking ruler on the bottom, it looks like. Like a wavy ruler. Like a prank ruler. No, it's like a comb. Oh. It's a prank comb. It's a prank comb, yeah. Because you hand it to somebody and you're like, brush your hair with this. And then it's all wavy. This was from the era of stunts. Are those Whoppers in that?

Yeah, you want the Whoppers? I've got a Whoppers left. They're my favorite. Whoppers? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You like malt? Because malt, it's like an old time candy. I feel like I'm in the 50s, like a bad boy Whoppers? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You like malt? Because malt, it's like an old-time candy.

I feel like I'm in the 50s, like a bad boy in an alley. Yeah. Sipping on a sarsaparilla, chewing on some Whoppers. Chewing on some Whoppers. Fondant is not as scary as you think. This is when they would have, like, an image on the front and then a poorly cut shape with, like, text in it on the cover. A poorly cut shape with text in it.

Like, I shouldn't say a poorly cut shape, but it's not like a perfect oval or anything. That's for sure. I cannot tell you. It's confidential. So you're going to play this. It's 11.59 nighttime. All right, Joe B.

I'm going to play something from the same batch, it seems like, the Lunar Miasma tape, which has the same... Is that the same batch, it seems like. The Lunar Miasma Tape, which has the same... Is that the same? It's similar. The Lunar Miasma Tape. It's number 75, so they're close in the catalog. But it actually has some stripes.

Yeah, I was going to say about those stripes. Can I talk about those stripes for a minute? Yeah, it seems like I can't stop you. No, you go ahead. Let's hear what you have to say. No, I actually have nothing to say. That style of artwork, where Stunt would have like

two or three images, but like A toilet bowl cake? A toilet bowl cake? Looks like three. Like three images cut into slices. That cut into slices. I fucking yank that artwork. That style is so hard. You yank it? What is that? I yanked it. I yoinked it. I fucking yanked that artwork. That style is so hard.

I yanked it. I took it from him. I stole it. I used to bust that out so hard. I wasn't sure if that was some sort of descriptive adjective that the kids were using. Oh, I got a misprint. I yanked it.

You got a misprint? Yeah, it's like a little shiny helmet. The Whoppers. I'm talking about Whoppers. We got a box of Whoppers. I got a misprint? Yeah, it's like a little shiny helmet. The Whoppers. I'm talking about Whoppers. We got a box of Whoppers. I got a misprint. Misprint? It's real chewy.

Is it good? No. No. It's got chew. I don't want a chewy Whopper. Three-legged elephant. That's like a raisinette. That's what they used to call you in school, isn't it, Joe?

The three-legged elephant? The three-legged elephant. Why'd they call you that, by the way? It's a little personal. It's like asking me what my content is. Oh, you know about that? You don't know about that. Let me sit down.

Let me think. I have... Oh, a big one. Oh, I know what this is. I know exactly what I want to play. It's about time you're here. Zephiadi. Lys.

Lys? Transresonance Formation. Stun number 80. It's a double cassette. Ever seen a Chawini? From Jack. What is? Seriously, Dave, what is a Chawini?

Just tell me. That's my food truck. Just tell me. That's Dave's food truck. Oh, you're going to do a food truck? Chawinis. You just talked about it already. Chawinis. What are you selling at Chawinis?

Hot dogs. Hot dogs. No, you're not. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't really think there is a hot dog food truck around. It's like the simplest one. What about the hot dog lady? The hot dog lady stopped selling hot dogs in like, I don't even know what.

It could have been that long ago. She was selling them when I lived in Newark. Oh, that was a long time ago. Yeah, that was like 20 years ago. Oh, where did the years go? 45. Where did the years go? Another guy, Benny, he took over her truck.

He still sells stuff there. Hot dogs? But, well, all kinds of stuff. He does all kinds of stuff. You know the problem. You gotta get the buns. But he's only there. He doesn't go anywhere else.

No. Yeah. He's still at that same spot. Chewini's is gonna be very tiny hot dogs, though. Oh, tiny ones? I'm so about this. Can you get like a box of 20? I have a question.

It's like White Castle for hot dogs. Will it come with those tiny little pickles? Yes. Cornichons? Yeah, but they're sliced, though. They're sliced. This is actually genius. Let me get 20.

And there's different kinds. So it's like 20 of this, 10 of these. Can you still get... It's called Chewinis. Okay, now you got me. I'm back in. Dave, let me ask you this. Do they have like all...

You can get like a box. You can get a box that's like a big Dunkin' Donuts box. Yeah. Like you're getting a dozen donuts? A whole bunch of different kinds. Yeah, a whole different bunch of kinds. A whole bunch of different kinds. Do whole different bunch of kinds a whole bunch of different kinds do they come in the little paper holders the tiny little paper hot dog holders little tiny ones yeah so can you no i don't think they are i think they're like in a munchkin box like a tiny little buns

but it's all kind of loose you just pick in and you go oh you're like this one's sesame seed roll how do they stay together though oh chicago dog yeah one's sesame seed roll. How do they stay together, though? Oh, a Chicago dog. Yeah, Chicago dog. I don't know how they stay together. And like, if you got like a crazy, like when you get like the hot dogs with like mac and cheese, is it just like three elbow noodles? No, I think this could be huge in Japan. No, they're small.

Especially if you, like a Chicago dog, but it's super well done. It's a tiny little pickle sliced. Okay. It's super, it's miniature. You could It's a tiny little pickle sliced. It's miniature. You can get a mini split one. And it's perfect in a tiny little foil or paper little thing. And it's boom, but it's like $10.

What are the sides? Tiny little fries. Excuse me. The sides? I'll reclaim my time. What do you get with it? I don't think you get sides. They're too small. People are going to want sides. I got bags of chips in my PB&J truck. A very, very, very, very tiny bag of chips.

Yeah, very small. It's still in the bag, though? They're like everything. It's sliced. It's fingerling potatoes. I think just one potato chip shrink wrap. It's fingerling potatoes. Fingerling potatoes.

It's to scale. Everything's to scale. Everybody calm down. Everything's scaled down to the size of the hot dogs. Yeah. So do they have like the sodas in the little things that come with a Pepto Bismol? It's like a thimble. Little plastic cups?

No, those little root beer wax things. Yeah. Yeah, all the drinks come in those. And it's called Chowinis? Chowinis. Is it even a truck or is it like a small smart car? Oh. And you lift up the hatchback.

It's one of those Fisher-Price plastic cars with the yellow roofs. Joe, let me tell you what I remember. Remember those? I don't remember those. Everybody had them when they were kids. Oh, Mike wasn't a cool kid. He didn't have one. Please.

No, he probably had one of those with a motor and a range kid. I'm going to love to wait to hear Dave's updates on him trying to figure out how to get the grill so they don't fall through. Oh, no. Mike, you cook them on the flat top, whatever it's called. Of the car? You cook them on the? Yeah, exactly. Right on the roof.

On the roof. These are all good ideas. Oh, you get soup on the side Yeah, exactly. Right on the roof. On the roof. These are all good ideas. Oh, you get soup on the side. Soup's a little bit, but no, I think a lot. Oh, you think the soup is the bulk. The soup is huge. You can only buy the soup in bulk.

No, and then you throw the hot dogs. Like gallons? You can only go buy the gallon? And it's too hot. And he's like, I'm going to let you know right now, this soup it's too hot and he's like i'm gonna let you know right now this soup's way too hot it takes like it takes till like the next day before you can have it it's just way too hot i like it i have we picked any tapes oh i'm playing that I'm playing this Zephyr Dice

now let me tell you this it's a double cassette one's a C90 and one's a C25 hey it was wacky times yeah people were doing that kind of stuff

all the time you would dial up fangs and arrows on your PC you dial up fangs and arrows you get on there and be like I ordered tape from

Jeff or no who would it be I ordered tape from Josh Burke two months ago and I was just You get on there and be like, I ordered tape from Jeff, or no, who would it be? I ordered tape from Josh Burke two months ago and I was just wondering where it was. And then eventually he would chime in, oh, sorry, I've been, you know. Yeah, for some reason,

Media Mail was really fucked up from 2008 to 2010. All right. Yeah, that's it. Is that it? That's it. Play it. Let me see the bucket. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End Yep I'm going to go back to the I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a look at the other side of the road. I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of ahead and get back to you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. All right. Very good. All right. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good.

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Let's go back in. We're in. I am William F. Buckley. So I wanted to discuss my cake. Bring over the sugar. Bring over the sugar. Bring over the sugar. Dan?

Dan? Dan? Dan? Dan? All right, you ready to take this out? Oh, it looks good. What did we play there? What was that last block?

We played, I played Lunar Miasma. Uh-huh. Which we didn't talk about. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And Dave played that Andrus Brondle. We played Zavada. It was very good. You ready to go out here?

Yeah. Three more? Dave, we won't let you go this one. We're getting all this stuff knocked out, but it's getting late joe b you're yeah there you go are you getting my blind check now well no no not that one i know a little i want that one i've been podcasting for quite a while now. Dave, did Stunt ever do a tape for you? Uh-huh. For us. Oh, that roped off tape.

Oh, yeah, that was in that batch. I actually brought the Spectrum Tickets tape, but I left it in the car. Oh, I forgot about that. They did that batch right in the middle. That was the black and white, all black and white. Oh, remember when they did that? Yeah.

Oh, my mind. They nailed it. Because they were such a colorful label before that. All the art was so colorful before that. Jimmy, what if I made you a little burger like that? Tasty little burgers would be good too, Dave. Tasty little burgers? You could call the place Tasty Little Burgers.

Yeah. It's an excellent name. Chewinis Bite Size Weenies. That's, yeah. I mean, obviously the peanut butter and jelly one is the best so far a triple decker you could do it with small food too if you had like you can't five dollars max say it again five hours max

five dollars you can't order like let me get ten buckets of the little hot dogs ten buckets of hot dogs you know because the little hot dogs come in like 20 the 20 hot dog little little bundle yeah but you have to you have to put a cap on what people can order so people aren't like because it's not that satisfying of a food wait why are you putting a cap on how many they can order why because otherwise dave's making 200

mini hot dogs yeah this asshole who's in line. What's wrong with that? No, no, no. 200 hot dogs? No, get the hell out of here. No, you get the fuck out. Get away from my truck. Get away from my truck. Get away from the truck. Well, how about this? Like, if you want to get more

than a certain number of hot dogs, it's like $10,000. Wasn't that, Remember Heart Attack? Remember that scene? I remember that scene very well. You said full-page ads were like $10,000 because they just didn't offer full-page ads. Oh, really? I feel like that was a thing.

I could be wrong. Text Dave. Let us know if I'm right or wrong about that. All right. Joby, you... Oh, you want me to start? Yeah, I'd love to. Did I already start?

I can't remember what... What have we been talking about? Just the food trucks, right? The food trucks. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to play this tricorn. We haven't brought up anything about the tapes yet?

Yeah. What label is this? That's my cake. Stunt. Tricorn and Q. A Q, right? Like if I'm waiting in a Q? You're waiting in a cue, yeah.

Ashes Wander. Ashes Wander. Stun number 57. This is a C40 that was a collab between Jeff Astin, who we just played, and Canepore. I think we played, didn't we play a Canepore tape

on Field Hymns not that long ago? The name sounds familiar. Canepore. But yeah,ams not that long ago? The name sounds familiar. Canepore. But yeah, Tricorne and Q. Ever seen a Chilini? Is that written on the side of the truck? Ever seen a Chilini? And then there's a painting of...

There's a whole viral marketing thing with stickers, wheat pastes. Imagine this. Imagine driving past that billboard and it says huge. It says in bubble letters ever seen the Chiweenie? And then there's something tiny that you can't see with just an arrow pointing to it

that says actual size. And you can't see unless you're up on the billboard. And teenagers, it's a thing. They call it Chiweenie-ing to get up and touch the Chi're up on the billboard. Up on the billboard. And teenagers, like, it's a thing. They call it tweening, to get up and touch the tweening on the billboard, and kids are dying everywhere because of it. But we won't change the market.

No. Yeah, it's not that we just don't feel like changing the marketing. We don't care that they're dying. And in some ways, we want this to happen. Because you've been working on it for a while. Any press is good press. Also that any press is good press. You scare me so bad.

More of their chopped up slices of artwork. Just two, though. Just two on this one. And there's two of the same one next, though. I saw that. Space aliens. I saw that. Fucked my eyes up.

Yeah. What is this number two on the back? What is all this stuff? All right, then. I'm going to play. What do I have here? Ah, super minerals. Be brave, children.

I take two every morning. The monsoon. Which two? You, super minerals. Be brave children of the monsoon. Which two? You take super minerals? Which two do you take? My proprietary blend. I take multi-minerals. Too mean. Too rough. This is stunt number

128 from 2011. So one of the later ones then, right? That's for sure. Which is the duo of Philip French and William Ghiacci. Ghiacci. A huge slice of pizza.

This artwork is similar to the... A huge slice of pizza. To the color paper collage stuff? The warm climate thing that we talked about in the beginning. What about roasted peppers, red peppers on top? What about roasted peppers, red peppers on top? A lot of people

love the roasted pepper on the pizza. It's so simple, so it's so elegant. It is, yeah. I love it. I just love it so much. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard, Dave. It's the paper. See, you're not listening. The paper, the corners are rounded. Rounded. Okay. It's the paper. See, you're not listening. The paper, the corners are rounded. Are rounded.

Okay. That's a poison snake? No. It's not a snake. It's the paper of the J-Card. What's this, an octopus? No, it's not an octopus. It's not any of these things.

It's just the- You're getting closer. Basically space aliens. No, it's not space aliens, Dave. Look. They're freaking interdimensional invaders, okay? Look, Dave, I'm opening it up. Look, do you see what I'm holding?

You're going to be... Do you see what I'm holding? Yeah. The paper? Uh-huh. That's the J card, right? You see the... Look at the corner.

This isn't a joke, so don't laugh at me. Look at the corner. I've played around a little bit with a blowtorch. All right, what are you going to take us out on, Dave? Well, there's only one left, what are you going to take us out on, Dave? Well, there's only one left, so I'm going to pick that one. I think the ketchup and mustard things at the Chewini place should

be like the prank ones that just like the string comes out of them. That's all they should be. Got ya. And their package should just have little pieces of yellow and red yarn inside. So they prank you there, too. Oh, how about a food truck called Pranks?

It's always, you never, you order something, but you're going to get something else. But you don't know why. Food Pranks. Food Pranks. Food Pranks. All right, Dave, what are you going to take us out on? This stunned record. This stunning episode.

What do you got? I'm going to play something from this Foundation Stones. He's like a retro god in my mind. Box set. Ah. Which has made an appearance on the podcast maybe once or twice in the past. Definitely at least once we played something off this thing. Yeah.

Which is like, I love this. I love this thing. It's beautiful is like, I love this. I love this thing. It's beautiful. This is a good one. Oh. Giant. How many tapes are in there? Six?

Six. Six tapes. Stun number 100. Stun number 100. Is that you chewing? Go ahead. Go ahead, Mike. Am I chewing loud?

It's so loud. It's all I can hear. Get ahead, Mike. It's a Tootsie Roll. Keep going. Jamie Orlando, when he listens to this episode, and maybe Conrad Cameron won't understand. He's going to get a boner.

They're going to like it. They're going to like it. I'm done. I'm swallowing it. Now that's going to give him another second boner. All right. I think it's done. What do you think?

All right. Dave, I'm sorry for cutting you off. Okay? I don't know what I was saying anymore. Joby wasn't giving you the respect you deserve. I don't remember what I was talking about.

Talk about that big-ass box, man. So, yeah. Foundation Stones. How many tapes? Six tapes. Stun number 100. All previously released. This is all early stun stuff.

Comes released... Oh, it's you. It's 12 releases. This is all early stun stuff. Comes released. It's 12 releases. So there's six tapes. One release per side. Three comes in this thick ass double stacked plastic box.

It's like the novelization of, it's like Dune. Yeah. Yeah, that's the size of the packaging. It's like a novelization of... It's like Dune. Yeah. That's the size of the packaging. It's like a tome of tapes. It's like early stunt stuff that was just CDRs, right? Yep.

And Keep Going, it comes in... And it comes in... Well, I didn't want to bring this because I didn't want to scare Joe, but it comes in this knit bag. It's like a Rasta hat. Yeah. Here's his Rasta hat.

The Bob Marley hat that fits real snug right over the case. It's gorgeous. And it's got a drawstring so you can pull it closed. So you can draw it. So you can draw it. Look, it's fucking beautiful, man. It's very nice. And the artwork is gorgeous.

Yeah, it's just you have to see it to believe it. It's so nice. I dig the art. I see it. I still don't believe it. Too rough. I have the same conversations with my son. So you're going to play what?

Plankton Watt from it? Yeah, so yep, I'm going to play Plankton Watt. Doing my hood. This is from the Crystal Wizard CD-R. Crystal Wizard? Crystal Wizard CD-R. I had a Crystal Wizard the other day. Tell me about it. Size of a house. Crystal Wizard, that's when you get a kidney stone.

Crystal Wizard. This is from 2008, stun number 13. Oh, this box was stun number 100, huh? Yes, it was. Indeed. Number one. Indeed. Indeed. Excellent label. One of the best. Excellent show.

Number 105. Now, yeah, so we'll end it out here. If you can, I guess the only place, I mean, like I said earlier, their blog spot is still up. You can add stuff to your cart. So if you want to roll the dice, you can try.

Or go on Discogs and look up Stun Records and see what you can get. Toilet bowl cake. A cake shaped like a toilet bowl. Toilet bowl cake! Alright. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon