Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #125 | 5.6.18

Episode Date: May 6, 2018

Uton, Meme Vivaldi, Attenuated, Tyler Damon and Dave Rempis, Jadelain, Meng Qi, Legion of Mary, Marlo Eggplant, Phil Macguire, Christian Mirande, Qbla, La Forêt Rouge, and Somnoroase Păsărele.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. They hear me like. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

They're like years later. We're going to play some Kaseem's. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some Kaseem's. I put the goddamn tape. I put the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Hello? Tabs out. Tabs out? I don't hear anything in my headphones. 125. Right? Or do I? There we go. Haves out? I don't hear anything in my headphones. 125. Right? Or do I? There we go.

Have we started? Yes. Jamie, I told you, this is all, it's all messed up. It's all wackaboo because you didn't do it right. Okay. Try again. What do you got, Joe? Vapors?

The Tabs Out to Semp Podcast. Episode 125. No, we say 125. Oh. Keep going. Introduce it more. Do the whole thing. Do it again.

Do the whole preamble. Tabs out. Come on, Jamie. Episode 125. I'm Jamie. I'm Joe. I'm Mike. I'm Dave.

And what an episode we have in store for you tonight. Oh, why is that, Jamie Orlando? Because Jamie's here. What are you doing here? Jamie, I'm so excited you're here. I've never podcasted you before. I got the eebie-jeebies. We're all a little spooked out.

This is a scary episode. I know. Because Jamie's here. Jamie, you've never done this with Joe before. Never gonna be spooky, baby. Joe, take out your knife just in case. Oh, I have my knife ready. You have your knife ready to go

in case this clown tries to make any moves on you. He won't make any moves on you. Actually, you probably know some crazy martial art. Do you know martial art? I would never say if I did. Joby, do I push the button? You hold the button. Hold the button.

Yeah. That's the code of the martial artist. Jamie, you look like a man that took Kung Fu when he was eight. Yeah. You never took a martial art or you don't want to talk about it? Yeah. No comment. Oh, no comment. don't want to talk about it? Yeah. No comment. Oh, no comment.

Oh, Dave. Don't blow that in Jamie's face. Jesus Christ. All right, we're going to jump right in here with some cassette tapes. Yeah, that's what we do. Is that what we're going to do? That's what we do. Because I want to say, if we want to get into it, if these tapes end up sucking, like if

we just made some fucking... My picks never suck. If we just made some pretty bad picks or something like that i got a uh script i've been writing for uh storage wars the movie check it out what do you think and i'd like to just go over that real quick real quick right now or just a piece of it instead of playing tapes oh instead of playing tape well i think that's a different podcast mike scripts okay tune in after the i'll do a little bit after the the last tape all right you don't want to give that material away though Why?

Because then someone's going to use it And they're going to win an Emmy for that episode That's for sure It's not an episode, it's a movie But you've definitely called me with episodes For TV shows, scripts that you've Wrote in your mind That other people ended up writing

The last episode of Roseanne I did. I did, what else did I do? I did the one with, different strokes when they got the bike shop episode. With the Chilini. I've never watched the new Roseanne yet. Is it good?

Have you watched it? I haven't seen the new one, no. I haven't watched it. I have not seen it, no. I heard it's controversial though because she's a Trump supporter in the show and in real life. I don't watched it. I have not seen it. No. I heard it's controversial, though, because she's a Trump supporter in the show and in real life.

I don't think she knows what she is, honestly. She also likes chemtrails and stuff. Her character in the TV show is a Trump supporter. Normally, I pour sugar on that shit. What are you saying

about chemtrails, Dave? Huh? Roseanne believes in chemtrails. What are you saying is wrong? What is wrong with that? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And, and, and.

There's nothing wrong. That? And. And. And. And. That's pretty common information. It's out there. It doesn't care what you believe. Exactly. All right. Joe B.

You want me to start? Or no. Or you're just asking if I'm ready to start. I was going to ask you if Jamie should start, actually. I think you should stop. Jamie doesn't. Stop. Damn, Dave.

Everybody stop. Everyone stop. Okay. Go ahead. What happened? Huh? What was that? Nothing. Dave's you should stop. Jamie doesn't. Stop. Damn, Dave. Everybody stop. Everyone stop. Okay, go now. What happened? Nothing, Dave's just testing us. Nothing. Don't worry about it. Alright, what do you got, Joe? Oh, I'm gonna play. No, Jamie's going first. I got this from the mailbag.

Got it taped by U-Ton on Eaterdown. Eaterdown. It's called Sax On, Sax Off. That is a good name. That's a name I wish I came up with. U-Ton. I feel like we played U-Ton before, right? Yeah. I believe we played U-Ton.

Yeah, we played U-Ton. Let me ask you a question. Do they have a dash in their name somewhere? No. I think you're thinking of O-Tron. That's what I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of O-Tron. God.

Right. I thought I was the smartest person, but Jamie, I was on that podcast where we did that. For some reason, that stuck. And I know Roped Off is on a split with Uton as well. Is that a fact? Good job, Dave. Oh, he doesn't want to touch your hand. For the record, I reached out my hand to shake Dave's hand, but he's been cold as ice to me since he's gotten here.

I can't figure out why, but I'm going to crack him like an egg. I'm going to figure out what's wrong. Just a piece. All right, what's this tape? Just a taste. Sax on, Sax off by Utahn on Eater Down. Yeah, that's a good tape. Beautiful Eater Down artwork as usual.

And I'm sure the music will be just as good. So the majority of this toilet tank is cake. There's three download cards that come with it. How nice. I like that. And then I looked in the mailbag and there's another tape. Yeah. By Ramble Tamble.

Ramble Tamble. Also three download cards. I don't know if they've always been doing that and we never noticed, but I'm taking notice now. Jamie noticed. I noticed. It's just for us. It's just a treat that he's doing for us. Thank you so much.

Though I don't use the download codes. Throw them away well there's four of us here you don't even keep them with the packaging of the tape I'll take a download code you know what I'm going to start doing I'm going to start keeping a little

photo album of download codes I'm going to scrap up my download codes how small is this book because your hands are really close together. Each page is only one download code. Folded in half, apparently, because this is really small. No, when I open it like this,

it folds out again. The book's about the size of a half of a download code. But it's accordion style. When you unfold it, it's huge. Yeah, I'm going to get one of those folders that the lawyers have. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's going to be tiny just for Delacroix. Just for Delacroix. Or, alternatively, I could make a tiny Rolodex. I was just going to say. Where I could flip through them. Like the size of a spool of thread. I guess a spool of thread could be. Who is Uton?

Does anyone know? That's not true. Do not say that ever again. This is not true. My mom is not Uton. It's very true. Let's see. I'm going to go to Discogs right now and look at Uton.

If it says my mama, I'm going to feel like an absolute jerk. Yanni Vrvovin? Yeah, I don't know feel like an absolute jerk. Jani Vrvovin? I think he's from Finland. Yes. Jone Martin Kupi. You got different words and letters than I got.

Really? Look saxophone by. Where do you see this? I don't know. It's in the middle. I'm stuck. I think that's who plays the sax, but maybe Uhtan is someone else. Yeah, all the rest. Joe, you're so dumb. I just saw that name.

Look, saxophone sounds by Jean Martin. Martin Coopy. Martin, yeah, Martin Coopy. Come on down to Martin Coopy Ford. All the rest by Uhtan. And Uhtan is this Yanni Hervodnin. Adds up. It all adds up.

All right, then. You're a regular old Sherlock homie. Thank you. Who's going next? You want to go tallest to shortest? Largest to smallest. Let's go biggest heart to coldest person. Largest to smallest.

Joe, you're next. I'm next. All right. And then Dave, take note of who's at your head. Wait, we're going counterclockwise tonight? No. That's going all over. We're going kindest to iciest heart.

Jamie goes first because he has the most kindness in his heart. I'm next. And then he's asking you to pay attention to who's next. Because it won't be you. I don't understand what's going on. Mike feels like you've been throwing shade to him all night. And then we just started. I'm not here to...

I'm not in the middle. Don't kill the messenger, Dave. Don't give me that face. I don't know why you think that. I'm going to play this Meme Vivaldi tape. Also got from the mailbag. Meme Vivaldi. Is it called 420 Deluxe?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Get out of here with this. Too rough. I love this kind of stuff. I love memes. I just picked this randomly. The kids are doing the Vaporwave now. They got the memes.

But I feel like this might be the next step in Vaporwave. Ooh. Because Vaporwave, you know, we all know. It's the Windows 95. It's the Arizona. So this is like. But this doesn't necessarily have. Snow necessarily have leopard pop culture things on it there's not enough japanese symbols on it right there's no japanese there's no um greek sculpture i bet well maybe there is like a inconclusive

actually there's a profile of a boob but then it's made to look up like a face where the boob is the nose. It almost looks like an Easter Island statue. It does, but happy. Really has the Rolling Stones lips. So is this post-vaporwave? I think this is post-vaporwave. Or is it like...

See, because then we got Nicolas Cage over here. He does have a skull covering his boyoyoyoyong. Then we got Lindsay Lohan on the back. So she's not really, you know, Vaporwave is like early 90s. I mean, what's this? She's like 2000s. But there is a space shuttle.

Okay. So that's, you know, in the Vaporwave era. Space shuttle is Vaporwave era? Yeah. All right. So who is Meme Vivaldi? Do we know that? I have no idea.

Such a mystery. I love mysteries in life. We know so much anymore. We know there was no collusion. We know what we're going to do every day. It's a lizard. It's a little mystery. I love mysteries in life. We know so much anymore. We know there was no collusion. We know what we're going to do every day. It's a lizard. It's a little mystery. This is Ingrown Records number 28. It was released on 420.

420 Deluxe is the name of the tape. Nice. I don't get it. They're talking about... Marijuana. What? Deluxe? Marijuana. Deluxe. Marijuana What? Deluxe marijuana Okay then my turn I'm going to play this one because it's on top You screwed up

I'm going to play Attenuated What are you doing? Why are you making all these holes in it? Idiomotor on Space Slave It's a C30 I don't think I've ever heard of Idiomotor on Space Slave. It's a C30 by Space Slave. I don't think I've ever heard of Space Slave. I don't know.

It's Space Slave number 33. So I think they're from Seattle, Washington, I believe. It's rainy there. Super science. That's where Eaterdown's from. Sean Kemp. Wait, Space Slave. Yeah.

Is that the... Bro. Did we play a tape by them that Phil French did the artwork for a while ago? Or am I thinking of a different label? Been a long road. them that phil french did the artwork for a while ago or am i thinking of a different label i have no idea dude i don't know that's a stupid question no one's gonna do the answer to that maybe jamie but no one else um i got nothing you got nothing he's a numbers man I don't know who this is but I never heard anything by this

did I say Ian Kennedy is that the name or is that someone else yeah Ian Kennedy but this came out in addition of 100 and it's a let me see

it's a tight one man it's good it's fun it's a fun tape get out of here and then to the coldest person in the room Dave Dave, you got a tape you want to... I'm very comfortable.

You're not cold? No, no. Is that why you haven't put the fan on the floor? To make Dave cold? Too mean. You're trying to make me cold? I'm trying to freeze him out. You know, I like to get him off his game.

It's Storage Wars the movie. It's a full-length movie. Uh-huh, go on. What are you playing, Dave? I don't know. Maybe I'll start with this Tyler, Damon, and Dave Rempes tape. Oh, I know what this is. Tape on Park 70.

New label, I think. This is Park number three. No. Tape's called Full Yum. You guys like yeas? Full Yum. You like yes music? We're going to play a little yes music.

It's not just half of a yum. It's the Full Yum. Full Yum. It's the Full Yum. Joe, when your mom did some dances, she did the Full Yum, right? She did. That was her signature dance. The Full Yum.

I don't know if this is a steady aesthetic for them, but this is really, really nice. It's in this cardstock, oak hard, black and white. Off-white. There's print in the oak hard. It's not really white. You see that thing? It's kind of like an eggshell.

Yeah. Like a dirty egg. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dave. Dirty, hard-boiled egg. Man, I saw Dirty Egg play in 1983 if I'm wrong, Dave. Dirty Hard Boiled Egg. Man, I saw Dirty Egg play in 1983. At the Coliseum. Dave, correct me if I'm wrong. You're wrong.

You're wrong. Is there a little embossing on that, Oakard? Debossing. Oh. Debossing, Mr. Paper Salesman. Damn. And you're in the industry and you don't know that? And you're my paper salesman.

I haven't got anything done yet, but when I do get something done, you're going to be the guy, but now I'm not so sure. Davis, do you print inside the O-card? I thought I saw... That calls extra. No, you must have just seen... Oh, I saw the insert. you must have just seen the insert Jamie no

so yeah so the park 70 logo is debossed onto the card says park on the spine and then 70 real big on the back of the card how big like the whole thing, but the O is a little bit smaller than a seven. That's true. Notice the hand ticking around the crest. Fabulous. Let me say it. Don't get it all oily.

It's already got Italian fingers. It already looks like somebody rubbed an olive on it. Weird wet sausages. Dave, I think they I think it's embossed but then they folded it backwards You cold hearted man I'm gonna crack you And you're gonna hug me tonight Alright let's play these tapes

Let's check them out let's see if they work Four in a row We can count, Jamie. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Make me fall out Make me fall out Make me fall out Make me fall out Make me fall out Make me fall out Make me fall out

Make me fall out Make me fall out you We'll make it all right We'll make it all right We'll make it all right We'll make it all right We'll make it all right We'll make it all right We'll make it all right We'll make it all right

We'll make it all right ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ so uh ¶¶ Thank you. ¦ ¶¶ I don't know if you're into spoofs. I love spoofs. God, we're at my parents' house, and we're, and, and, uh... What's the movie with Val Kilmer, and it's like a spoof movie by the people who made it? Oh, not Top Secret. Top Secret. Top Secret.

Yeah, Top Secret. Top Secret. No, Top Secret was on. No, Top Secret. I love that movie. I think Top Secret's hilarious. It's amazing. The part with the magnifying glass?

Oh my God, that's my favorite part. Get out of here. That's my favorite part. Are we recording right now? Yes. Good. I want this on the record. No, no.

Come on, you're challenging me. Anyway, someone that I'm in a relationship with didn't like it, and I was so mad. Are you cheating on your wife? Toilet bowl cake. A toilet bowl cake? A toilet bowl cake? No. Toilet bowl cake.

No. Me and Vivaldi sounded like some Mario Paint. What are these people out of time? I liked it. That was a good block. Everyone did a good job. No. So what are we going to go now? Dave gets to pick.

I had a request that I wanted to make. Now I can't remember. God, it's everything. God, it never stops. There's a request. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, hi, stops. There's a request. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, hi, Mark. Go ahead.

Go ahead, Dave. How about we start with me and go clockwise? Dave, I didn't say you get to go first. I said you got to choose the order in which we play the next round of tapes. That's what I'm saying. That's what he's doing. Start with me and then we go clockwise. Joe, back off. That's what he's doing.

I'm just... If you paid attention for a moment, you would see that's what he's doing i'm just if you uh paid attention for a moment you would see that that is what he's doing this isn't a library no i'm gonna play this jade lane tape it came out on atlantic rhythms who is it jade lane i like that they put that sticker on the front jada lane jade lane atlantic rhythms does that with all of their yeah yeah i have one other one. I can't remember what it is.

I like that. It's cool. It's what is like a one inch circle clear sticker. It says Atlantic Rhythms. With the fun Miami

at the beach type font. Is the cover like a Tranquility Tape perhaps? Old boy. Is the cover like a Tranquility Tape perhaps? Not really. Let me see.

Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. Thank you, Joe. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I see where you're going. It's like a... I see where you've been. I see where you're going.

A doodle. A doodle pattern. A very busy doodle. Who does the artwork for Tranquility Tapes? No one knows. I have no idea. It's never been documented. Never been told.

I went on a mission one time to try to figure it out, and I couldn't do it. Guys, Mike, yeah, a secret is what I'm saying. I can't get to the bottom of it. A secret, yeah. And I know so much. That's what a secret is. Weapons, cookware, speed.

Oh, you know cookware. Mm-hmm. Bam. I'm like Emerald. But I can't get to the bottom of it. What about spices? Good with spices. No, I don't think.

Well, very good with spices. I made a bowl of pasta, and these pumpkins grew out of it. No way. That's what happened when I watched it. I watched it one time, and some pumpkins grew out of it, if you know what I mean. All right, Dave, what are you playing? Something on Atlantic Rhythms?

Atlantic Rhythms, yeah. Yeah, it's got a Tranquility cover. What do you guys think? Can you work for that? What do you guys think? Does Mike tell me? Do me a favor and tell me something. Mike. Yeah?

Do me a favor and tell me something. Oh, hi, Mark. Do me a favor and tell me something. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Are all of these Atlantic rhythms taped kind of like a New Age type of thing? No, not necessarily. Not if you're paying attention. Yeah, I have one, but I can't remember what it is. All I remember is the sticker.

Unravels is the name of this tape. Yeah, this has got a New Age vibe to it. Oh, just sit back. Something might be wrong with it, though, because I played the tape, and then I flipped it over, and it was all the same stuff. I hate it when the program... Wait, Joe, you're telling me that was intentional? Dave, I was like... Why would anybody ever

do that? Dave, let me explain to you... I'm going to explain to you what happened. They were nasty. Program repeated on the B-side. They didn't put... Yeah, if you were a real bad boy, that's what you would do. The only way I like it is when it's backwards. Okay.

It's when it's backwards. The audio is inverted. Yeah. Reversed. Did that once. Who's done that? I've done that once. Yeah, I like that. Alex Homan did that once.

At least do like a riff tracks on the B side. Let me tell you something. Like with jokes and stuff? Let me just, one request. Walk us through how you made it. One request. Talk some jokes. How to.

Yeah. Hi, my name's Uton. Join me for a 30 minute explanation of sax on sax off let me make one request instead of doing the program repeat on the B side do a split

don't waste tape we're running out you know National Audio Company doesn't have any more chrome tape and they're not getting any more in I would like it if they printed the track listing of the A side and B side when the program repeats. You just have to list it twice. Bit of a knucklehead move there, Jamie.

No one knows what you're talking about. Too scary. All right, then I'll go. Is this a download code? Mike, you want to put this in your Rolodex? We'll make a copy of it first because I keep the copies. This is a really small one. It's like a fortune cookie.

I like how they included this. They folded the J card. It's like in the spine. They folded the download code, so it tucks into the inside of the card. It's like in the spine. They've folded the download code, so it tucks into the inside of the spine. That's crazy. That's the help on shipping. I have the same conversations with my son.

Everybody knows that when you fold paper in half, it's lighter, Joe. It's the center of gravity, Dave. Ever heard of it? Yeah. Of course. Dave, ever hear of a thing called outer space? Mars and such?

How about the moon? I'm going to play a tape and I'm playing this one next because I feel like let me see your artwork. I feel like this one kind of goes with it. This one's kind of like a tranquility. Kind of look like tranquility. No, but the colors, they match. Oh, they do match.

You boys will know how to say this better than me. But now mine doesn't match with yours. Joe, pick one that matches. I don't got one. Pick one that matches, Joe. That's rule number one. Rule number one. Menke, is that how you say that?

Menke, I think so, yeah. Tell me about that, Dave. Now, this tape is some stinky sizers, you know. So this is putting wires in different places. This is the Menke person that does Menke music? Put wires in different places. Yes. Dude from China, I'm pretty sure.

I don't know. He makes all kinds of stuff. What? Cool stuff. Yeah, he makes a lot of tactile sort of Eurorack modules. Normally I pour sugar on it. Or standalone little boxes and stuff. Yeah, I follow him on the Instagram.

I like what I see. I just think it would be pretty interesting. I'd like to order something, but I don't know how you do it. I build pretty good computers. Yeah, I'm not sure either. You know, with the exchange rate, with the yen. Especially now with tariffs. Oh, the tariffs.

Yeah, international shipping. Somali pirates. Especially now with tariffs. The tariffs. Yeah, international shipping. Somali pirates. I don't get it. It's crazy that a thing that big can get you all the way across the world. Just so you know, when Dave said a thing that big, my neighbor loves to talk about how he orders stuff from China. What?

He brags about it. It's super cheap and it somehow gets to him in like scary four days yeah you know what i mean how does that happen how's it happen um use a lot of gasoline a lot of gasoline it takes a lot of gas carbon footprint not to know that's that's a myth very myth take your liberal bullshit somewhere else I don't believe in

climbing chains Sid Rolls I believe is the name of this tape there's a picture in here of the stinky sizer that he used oh let me see read that

give it to Jamie and read it he's a reading man he's a bit of a bookworm bring over the sugar I have glasses read it Jamie what am I reading?

Read it all. Read it. The small text? Oh, the small text. All music composed and recorded by MenQ using a custom touch-sensitive synthesizer called the Citroën. Put wires in different places.

Interesting. All right. All right. Let me see the picture. It looks pretty cool. It does look pretty cool. Joby, what are you playing? Is there a label involved in this?

Is my question. Obsolete Staircase. Obsolete Staircase is who released this tape. He made a custom synth that is a combination of two things made by Peter Blasser, who does Chiette Lobarde or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's a combination of the Sid Rossi and the Rolls Circuits. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's a combination of the Sid Rossi and the Rolls circuits.

Oh, yeah? That guy makes weird stuff. I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Well, I know a little bit about it. He's the guy that does the circuit boards. They're like hardware. I love circuit boards.

The actual circuit boards, the printed circuits are like... Jamie I love circuit boards. The actual circuit boards. The printed circuits are like... One might be shaped like a flower. And then sometimes the controller is all made of wood. Or the box is all made of wood things. Jesse DeRosa has one. Of course he does.

He has everything. So I'm going to play this Legion of Mary tape. Oh, yeah? That I picked up at a tat con that I was at. Yeah, tell me about this. So Legion of Mary is an offshoot of The Grateful Dead. I love The Grateful Dead. I'm more of a parrot myself.

Oh, you like Buffett? I like Buffett. I love it. You know, I like the lifestyle. Blew out my flip-flop. That's a lyric that somebody... Ble like the lifestyle. Blew out my flip-flop. That's a lyric that somebody... Blew out my... Blew out my...

You blew out your flip-flop. Dave, that's the term when the middle thing pops out. You blew it out. Blew out my flip-flop. So this might be kind of meta. I don't know if I know what meta means exactly. Self-referencing. Big.

So I was at the tattoo convention. Some pain stains. You do any pain stains? It was the 12th, the 13th, and the 14th. Okay. This original concert was April 12th in Scranton. So 16th. And I bought this at the Scranton tattoo convention.

Is that meta? Wow. What? Get out of here. Probably not. Okay. I can see where you're going. That's not meta?

Did you see where it was recorded? At the Scranton Masonic Temple. I'm in a Masonic Temple. Can you believe that? That's the meta thing I'm talking about. What day? Pour sugar on that shit. What day was it?

April 12th, 1975. April 12th, 1975. It says 11, you do 12. That's a big Masonic number. At the Masonic Temple. I'm a big Masonic number. At the Masonic Temple. I'm in a Masonic Temple. 45. That's a big Masonic number.

Very exciting. A tattooer at the convention, Dan Santoro, he dubbed these copies. Oh, yeah, bleep out that name because he can get arrested. I told him I was going to play the tape, and I said, I bleep out your name. So, Dave, please bleep out the name. Wait, say it again. Say his name. Dan Santoro.

Okay, we got it that time. All right. Wait, say it again. Say his name. Dan Santoro. Okay, we got it that time. All right. Oh, try it again. Dan Santoro. I got it that time. All right, you got it? Yeah, I got it that time. Do it.

Try it again. Dan Santoro. Oh, I hit the wrong one. And Cherry Garcia. Spooky, spooky. Cherry Garcia's in this band, right? Cherry Garcia? Yeah.

The ice cream flavor? Yeah. You ever heard of it? He plays bass. He plays bass. He plays bass. What? So is the ice cream named after a guy, or is the guy named after the ice cream? We don't know, Dave.

Chicken or the egg. Chicken or the egg, Dave. Isn't everybody supposed to be named after ice creams? No. I think it goes back to that. Is that where all names come from? Yeah. Ice cream flavors?

The ones that failed, of course. There was a lot of experimentation in the beginning. Yeah. And in the inspiration of the churning, Jesus put forth the flavors. Cherry Garcia. Cherry Garcia shall live in my kingdom, but do not eat the cherries off the Cherry Garcia bush.

And that's when the lizard told him to eat the cherries, right? That's when it happened. That's a lot of meandering banter, guys. Oh. Stop it. Jamie, you can leave right now. All right. On Scott Schultz's podcast,

he says the artist, the album, and the song play the music and that's it. That's it. He's old school. What are you? What are you? What are you? Sorry, Jamie. Had a little technical's it. Who's old school? What are you? What are you? What are you? Sorry, Jamie.

Had a little technical difficulty there. We couldn't hear you talking about somebody else's podcast. They're practically worthless. Jamie doesn't get a turn this time. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. The The The The The

The The The The The The The The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. We'll be right back. Evening down in northern Alabama Working on a railroad with a steel driving blue Gotta make some money, buy some brand new shoes

Try to find somebody to take away these blues She don't love me, I'm singing in the sun Mayday's coming when my work is over of the guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Better in the evening when the sun is sinking low All day I've been waiting for the winds to blow Sitting in the deep, I feel the ride on the track Rolling them bones till the foremen come back Pick up your belongings, boys, and scatter them down We've got an old sketch of Chaney coming to my side Is that the block?

What was all the tape? Yeah, Jade Lane, Menke, and Jimmy Busket. Legion of Mary. I said Jimmy Busket. I saw Legion of Mary with Cherry Garcia at the Dead Bug in 1983, and we smoked a one-hitter in the parking lot that I'm still feeling today. It was a heavy one. Because back then, grass was grass, man.

Grass was grass, man. Dave, back then, grass was grass, man. Your ass is grass. All right. It's 11.15 on my time. Too scary. Is it 11.15? No.

Time prank, Joe. Time prank. That was pretty good, man. It's late. Time prank. Time prank. Tell me about it a little bit. It was a time prank. Time prank. Tell me about it a little bit. No, I'm not going to spoil anything.

I like putting my shit out there. I like putting my spoinglers out there in the world. All right, Jamie Orlando. We skipped your ass last time because we clowned you because you ain't nothing to me. Well, I got this tape right here. You want to turn that down? Yeah, I'm going to let you go now.

On a label called No Part of It? Even though you clowned me. You ain't nothing but a clown to me, and I'll clown you again. No Part of It? I want No Part of It. That's a political movement I can get my ass behind. What? No Part of It?

No Part of It. No Part of It. Take no stance. You're a bit of an agnostic. Take no stance. So this is a split between Marlo Eggplant and Arvo Zylo. And the title of the album is Split as seen on the spine, which I kind of like. I don't know if that's the title as much.

It's just telling you it's a split. No, I think it's the title. Jamie thinks it's the title? I think so, too. You think that's the title of the tape? I think so, too. I think so, too. Guys, it's three to nothing.

Actually, hold on, hold on. According to Disguise, the title of the tape is Marlo Eggplant slash Arvo Zylo slash Split. Oh. You are just like a Discogs head, man. Jamie, let me explain something to you about Parrot Head. If we're going to be Parrot Head soon and get into Jimmy Buffett. I mean, I'm drinking a mango.

You got a disconnect from the web, man. Look, that's the feeling now, mango. You gotta disconnect from the web, man. Look, that's the feeling now, brother. Yeah, that's the feeling, man. So this album is an edition of 25. It was dubbed by Bob Bucko Jr. Hey, Bob Bucko. Hey there, Bob Bucko.

That's my dad. I'm Bob Bucko Jr. We got this photograph. Bob Bucko Jr. We got this photograph. Bob Bucko Jr. We got this custom photograph. I'm going to pass this around the table. That photo is cool. Bob Bucko is my dad. It's from 1937.

Call me Bob Bucko Jr. Bob Bucko is my father. He's on tour right now. Oh, Bob Bucko? Bob Bucko's father? Yeah, the father. The dad. I don't like his stuff.

A little bit too skronky. There's an old photograph in here. Yeah, it's cool. It's from the 30s, right? We got a bunch of these no part of the tapes. There's an Andrew Quitter one in there. It's a split. There's a few of them.

Maybe some Arvo Zylo. Oh, this is the Arvo Zylo. Yeah, but we're going to play the Marlo eggplant side because that's the A side and it's the easiest one to access. Do you like eggplant? I love eggplant. How do you like it prepared? Any way you want to do it.

Really? Yeah. I just made eggplant the other day. I don't think I like it. It has to be super soft. Super soft. Super soft. I like it.

Yeah, it does. You batter it a little bit, slice it real thin, put it in a frying pan. Okay. Yeah. A little mozzarella on it. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella.

A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little olive oil. I'm old school. A lot of people like the mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little mozzarella. A little olive oil. I'm old school.

A lot of people like the peppers. What about roasted peppers, red peppers on the top? A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. You know, I always thought I was 75% Italian. Yeah, you're not, right? I just took a DNA test. I'm 47%. You did 22 and you, what'd you get?

I got robbed. You got robbed? Oh, man, what are you now? Now he's just a real serial killer. I knew Jamie was just a serial killer. I knew Jamie was a fucking serial killer. With the way he handles discogs and documents

all of his releases. I want to do that. You know, if the album doesn't say Split on it, you can't call it Split. You know, you can do a cheaper one, 21 and Some,

where they just give you a little bit of the information. I just want a little bit of what I am. You just scrape a little bit like a scab off your arm and mail it to me. I want something exciting, but I know

it's not going to be exciting. Like you're a Lone Ranger? No, I'm from India. I want some pizza cake! I'm like 57% Indian. Oh, I thought you were going to say you were 57 years old. I'm from the Balkans. I'm 30% Balkan. I know you're 30%. Too scary. I'm

100%. 100%. 100% Doyen. Doyen. It's a small country in Western Europe. My blood is very pure. You're like Hannity. You're like Hannity. Who's next?

That's how you get the toe head. Dave's next. We're just going to go clockwise for this round. Dave. All right, Davey boy. What? I'm going first no you're going second Jamie's playing first

second number two eggplant oh boy normally I pour sugar on that shit I'll play some Phil McGuire

okay this new one newish I guess I don't know you don't know anything um wait

do we really need to know at this point on let's take a poll Denzu Artifacts number 24 I don't know. You don't know anything. Do we really need to know at this point? Let's take a poll. Denzu Artifacts number 24. Who's Phil McGuire? Phil McGuire is... Doesn't matter.

Don't know. This dude that does some field recordings, takes loops. Mark McGuire's cousin? Plays the Walkman. Oh, plays the Walkman. Yeah, plays the Walkman and some sounds, found sounds.

Music concrete. I just bought a Walkman at... You guys know music concrete oh yeah music concrete yeah music yeah i like his stuff yeah yeah it's pretty it's pretty challenging it's pretty challenging i love music that challenges me yeah it's like i get out there and it's like oh here's a guy who wants to fight me it's like whatever or like i go somewhere and someone's like i'm taking here's a guy who wants to fight me. It's like, whatever. Or like, I go somewhere and someone's like, I'm taking my SPA test and I'm like, yeah, I'll take the SPA test and I'll like, nail it.

So like, challenge me. And then someone's like, here's some experimental music. And I'm like, experimental? What are they experimenting with? That's starting to challenge me. Not enough, because I'm into some fucking freaked out shit. Joe B.,

what do you think of this J card? Ooh. What are those? Is that hole punches? A hole punch? I don't know. Is there an optical illusion

going on? Now you know where I stole that idea from. That's tight. I like that, Dave. Look at that one panel with the number. And then there's a color panel.

There's a color panel at the end of this one. Four panel J card with a color panel. Let me see. That's beautiful. then there's a color panel. There's a color panel at the end of this one. Four panel J card with a color panel. Let me see. That's beautiful. That's not a four panel. That's more. Oh, that's more than that?

Yeah, four panel is just when it's the two because it counts the back sides. Oh, I see. All right. So it's an eight panel. Way to catch that, Paper Man. Paper Man. Missed another one. See, I thought Dave was the paper man.

Mike was the paper man. Dave, you've been on my ass all fucking night, bro. Woof, woof, woof, woof. Dave, you've been on my ass all fucking night, bro. Back off, man. That's nice. That's cool. That's very nice. That's really nice. I wish we described it all since this is a podcast.

I feel like Nicolas Cage could use this to find the national treasure. I love National Treasure, Jamie. That's two of my favorite movies of all time. Two of your favorites? Which are the ones? National Treasure 2. Oh, okay. I thought the all time. Two of your favorites? Which are the ones? National Treasure 2. Oh, okay. I thought the first one was both of your favorites.

Let me tell you, I got two favorite movies. National Treasure 2. And a little movie called National Treasure. I wish they'd make a three. I don't understand why they don't make... And I hate Nicolas Cage. Really? What about him?

I don't know. I hate him, except in National Treasure and National Treasure 2. You don't like him when he gets attacked by bees and Wicker Man? I've never seen Wicker Man. It's a great scene. Is it good? I got the EVGs. It's kind of comical.

Is he like, oh! Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know, but something about National Treasure, I fully believe that he's a... Not Nicolas Cage. He's the character in the film. Okay.

He transports you to another world. I love it. Yeah, man. I got some one-hitters that transports you to another world. I love it. Yeah, man. I got some one-hitters that'll transport you to another world. Oh, brother. You're clipping. I clipped. All right, who's next?

Me? Yeah. Am I up? Yep. I'm going with this fucking Christian Moran tape. Property line, plunge pool. Oh, plunge pool. Isn't that why you need to call Miss Utility?

Oh, yeah, plunge pool. You were going to plunge pool on your property line? This is on Unifactor. This batch of tapes that came out not long ago. It was Headband, Christian Moran, and what are the initials? I always fuck them up. MSHR. MSHR is who did the artwork for all these tapes.

They do this fucking flipped out visual shit, man. But Christian Moran, he's a fucking pilot, man. He flies planes. I won't do it. It's scary. I won't do it. I think, yeah. You know what that does to your brain getting up there?

Oh, yeah. Plus you get up in that atmosphere.'t do it. I think, yeah. You know what that does to your brain getting up there? Oh, yeah. Plus you get up in that atmosphere. It messes with the weather, too. That's why, like, I'm so low to the ground. And that's why Dave's so dumb. Because the closer you get to the moon, man, that fucks up your whole. It messes with the weather. That messes with your weather, man.

That's what chemtrails are all about, man. People aren't supposed to go to space. It messes things up. We were never made. If our skeletons could go to space, don't you think they'd be harder? Harder skeletons? I don't understand why this Christian Moran dude is going to space, man.

You shouldn't fly out there. You're going to come back and you're going to be like Wolves the Mover where the woman saw her father. Terminator 2? Yeah. No, for real. This tape is tight. Is it? It is, yeah.

I believe it. What is this? What do you think that thing on the cover is? It's like a weird ghost trap. It's like a jigglypuff. Let me see that thing. Turn it this direction. Like in Ghostbusters 7, that's what the trap looks like.

See, I think it's a knockoff Ghostbusters cartoon. Right? A Japanese one. Yeah. It's tight, though. The MSHR folk make these videos with all the animation looks like that. It's so tight. Wow.

It looks like it's made of glass. Doesn't look like a 3D printed structure, but made of glass. I don't know about glass. What do you know about glass? I'm a plastic man. You think it's plastic? What kind of plastic do you like, Joe? Hmm?

What kind of plastic do you into? Okay, I'm more... FDM 15? I like BPMs better. Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't like BPM? I don't like the molecular structure. All right, let's move this along.

Is that all the tapes? Yeah. No, no, I'm going to play now. And I'm going to play the snub-nosed Frankenstein. It's got good surface tension. It's good, but I don't like the way it goes. The kerning. Kerning? No, what's kerning? Yeah, but I don't like the way it goes. The kerning. Kerning?

Yeah, the kerning is pretty bad on it. With that space between letters or something? It is. Yeah. I know that. Indeed. Indeed. You're a letter man, right, Dave?

Yeah, yeah. I thought paper and letter man kind of go together, though, if I'm being honest. Mike, you're a little late on the draw again. This is on Lil Fat Tape's number one. Ooh, debut release. Number one is Frankenstein, rapping ass nigga.

I knew he wouldn't let me say it. Hold on, hold on. I'm 1.5% African. So Jamie can say the name of this tape. He absolutely cannot. What do you mean? I was thinking about this on the way to work today. I would say...

On my ride into work, I was thinking like, Mike's not going to let me say this. No. But I think it's okay if you read it. No, I don't think it's... So if I'm reading a book in school... What, are you quitting Tarantino, Joe? You can't do this.

I can't read the word? No. I'm not saying it. What book are you reading in school? Your diary. I'm reading it. You can read it? I can read it.

No, you can't. I can't read this word. Do it yourself. You can read it too. So shouldn't it come with special glasses that only certain people can read it? And it should say, if you are white, you cannot read this word. Please do not put on the glasses. Well, there would be another pair of glasses for that.

Oh, to not say the word. So you would see the glasses. Oh, so you'd see the glasses. It says, do not put these on. Anyway, Lil Fat Tapes, number one one snub nose frankenstein no i can say snub nose frankenstein i don't think you can say that i can't even say that no no you can't even say that we're not allowed to play politically correct show this is a politically correct show mike's very We can't play this tape.

No, we can play the tape. We can play everything. I can say it. You can't listen to it. You can't read it. If you want to call me off the air, I'll tell you the name of the tape. Can you call me? Can you call me? I'll call you later.

Mike, I have a serious question. What if Joe was blind and it was in Braille? Can I touch it? Or are there words I can't touch? Oh, no, son, you can't touch those dots. Those are the forbidden dots. They make people mad. Whoever touches those dots.

No, you could touch them, but you couldn't say it out loud. I can't say it out loud because you're like, ooh. Those are that combination of dots. But if you had a friend. Bigger and smaller. But if it was like a here to evil, see no evil situation. Uh-huh. And you had a friend who was deaf with you,

could I sign it? I can't sign it. You can sign it. I can touch the dots, but in no way can I communicate what I've touched. I think you're... Besides with a beep, like a... You can do it in Morse code.

And I can sign that. You can do it in Morse code. And I can sign that. You can do it in Morse code. What about smoke signals? Now you're getting into all the problems. Because we're talking about wood, what type of wood to burn, when to burn it, at what temp.

There's a lot of variables there. Oh, boy. Oh, goodness. We're a politically relevant show so I just wanted to get some issues out there yeah it's all about

some emails about this one yeah we're definitely gonna get some emails that's why we don't have sponsors anymore he's a big build up it's not sexy it's animal

it's animal are we playing that's it do we play we didn't play the tapes yet but we've talked about them enough. All right. What are we doing now?

Does anyone else have a tape? Now we're going to play them. Does anyone else have a tape? No, we started with Jamie. Then Dave. Then you. Then me with my controversial tape. What was it called?

Hmm? Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a little test drive. so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. oh oh I'm sorry. Thank you. so so Thank you. so The The So the only one that's in this one is the species that we're raising today is the Trichoceratops. And now, we're going to turn right. While others push the trigger, we're going to try to and get back to the road. You can now imagine a mind in a moment of silence. In the movement, there is chill, clear, emotion. Thank you. I don't know. All right. You all right? You all right with that?

Do you know? Yes, I really sorry. so so so oh Thank you. so Thank you. so oh so so um Oh I don't know. Oh I'm sorry. What's up, nigga? What's up, nigga? What's up, nigga? I know y'all been waiting on the album.

First mixtape. Rapping ass nipple. Rapping ass nipple. Alright, look, let me just tell you like this. If you a fuck nigga, turn it off right now. La, la, la. G like Jeffrey, this if you a fuck nigga turn it off right now g like jeffrey that's a will call for life like movie that's a will call for flat tire bitch have her feel awful

new a-thing got me looking like a dealer That bathing ape got me lookin' like I'm zero These niggas missin' court days, judgin' by appearance And I just started like a midget Hey, Miss Parker, it's been a long day I'm on a red-eye there to hear the Lord's prayer She lookin' for an amen I'm holdin' dough until my elevator Can't take any more waitin' Only if I had a little more patience

I was gettin' bored playin' Memory card lady I quit before savin' Ha, oh well, it's just lost data They just tryin' to slither in This is Gryffindor's table Faded with the saber The air to the chair The premier, they are just a trailer in my theater My lady is stamped, made in Japan And I keep it 100 like creating a player Yeah

This is where it ends Welcome to the cul-de-sac You say you got drive but Nothing to show for that My bitch white but my hosta black Man I ain't lying Look my bitch white but my hosta black Ay nigga I'm a rap genius

Not your cold dad And fuck a masseuse I don't hold back Got niggas shoplifting for what I have in store And threw away the pamphlet. I am not a billion category. Rap fluid so they light up when I speak. And you can sing in church and not acquire what I preach.

So I just give them old bars. Homer Simpson have a drink. Okay, I'm better than the rest. That's why I never sleep. And everything I do is splendid. Got this down to a T. Homie, I'm better than the rest, that's why I never sleep and everything I do is splendid. Got this down to a T, homie, I'm just real and you blind to the fact that I don't care how you feel. I just stick with my dogs, my dogs, give a fuck what you have to say. And everybody balling here so I don't have to pay.

I can't deny. I'm a straight rider. You don't want to. Are we recording? Look, that was talk talking. Bob, stop calling. Got Doc Martin. Gave it a boot like botched parking My wife, dark chocolate, hot as the Scots bonnet Body rock like Brock Onyx, lie a lot like con artists

I'm writing a children's book, off topic, but I'll call it My mama found the glass party in my sock drawer Swore my apartment got rocked while I watch doggies And I put that on everything like the hot sauces Your life movies but they're flops at the box office Brokered in the stock market, isn't that ironic? Too cool, nigga, I'm Scott Garland I'll wait, I'll wait

Uh, uh. Fuck out of my bounty hunting meeting. You're a clown amongst the legion. You're uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. And hoes like Skype. I call them how I see them. I just find them fucking bleep after I've drawn them under. See men leaving.

And as you bottle up your feelings, I just conjure up a reason. While I'm trying to pull my jeans up, your surface frail That's the purpose for your turtle shell And personally, I heard you work for 12 I'm only asking cause I know you'd be the first to tell Y'all niggas suck at life, trying to be perfect self Burning shelved under the Hermes belt. Suicide hotline.

Tell them don't hurt yourself. And my lady like a two-legged heifer. Half black, half white. Like Cruella Devil. And is willing to get over on whoever let her. My nigga, she's supposed to make you think that you an exception. Duh. She's gorgeous, but more or less

Whoresque Chevy riding high Corvette, four set, doorstep And if any way it makes you feel insulted Y'all could sleep with the fishes Wake up with the horse head Nigga Kick this one here for me and my teacher

Now, meet the sleep apnea to your dream catcher Our weed patterns got you beat at just weed patting Feet dragging, tree antics like Pink Panther Theme street fighter countdown if you keep asking Deep patting, I'm a dog with a meat wagon And we don't rush hours, that's how to beat traffic But if we rush hours i still wreak havoc you just stink at it yeah i practice what i preach and i preach practice like speech

classes for you weak actions all them l's and losses i don't speak spanish it's looking like latin night on your team standings you see average niggas need glasses i wink at your bitch if you think you be a rabbit. Don't be mad at me because we manage. Steve Nash really comes in deep fast. His whole shit's falling apart. His shit's falling apart? His whole shit's falling apart. No, my shits are always great.

Is your shit back together? Yep. Tight little block of tapes there. We don't know. Jamie, explain how dumb you are. What did you do I made my best guess by saying that that was the Marlowe eggplant side but being that the tape wasn't labeled

it could have been the bee side these tapes here they're friggin clear tapes nothing written on them we got a bunch of them they may have gotten mixed up by now who knows what that was it's a lizard it's not a lizard.

I think it was... That's a poison snake? I know. Let me see the tape. Because all Mike said, it says it might not be. It's right there. I think it's... They're freaking interdimensional invaders.

But when I asked why, you had no real evidence. Oh, there's no screws, huh? No, no screws. Never mind. I concede. That's a Chilini. That's a Chilini. That's a Chilini. You've never seen a Chilini?

That is. I think it's the Arvo Zylo side. You want to go with Marlo eggplant? I'll go with that. Just because we talked so much about eggplants earlier. Yeah, I just don't like them. It's canon now. Eggplants are canon.

So maybe we should stick with it. What was Chilini's again? We came up with it last. I don't know if we ever. It was like a small hot dog maybe. Oh, I love small hot dogs. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tiny hot dogs.

Tiny hot dogs and a little bun. I love hot dogs. And they come in the big box like a donut. Comes with a corn shock. Like a dozen donuts. Yeah, you get them by the 20s. Yeah. You want to expand on that?

Did you need to expand on that, Dave? We need to add some info to that bit. Any color you wanted to add to that? What, the color of the box? Any color to add to what? The whole story? Oh, to the story? The Chiweenie universe?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, color as in like adding some color to it. The Chiweenie universe. Oh, okay, the Chiweenie universe. I think that the truck has a prepping station. You know how like they have the taco shell holders for when you're- I cannot tell you. It's confidential.

Making a taco? Mm-hmm. And you put the little bun on a little- Oh, right, the little sesame seed buns and stuff, right? Yeah, you. It's confidential. You're making a taco. Mm-hmm. And you put the little bun on a little. Oh, right. The little sesame seed buns and stuff, right? Yeah, you put the little buns. It's all coming back to me now. Mm-hmm. They go on tiny little.

Little stands. Preparation stands. Preparation stands. There's a row of them. For the tiny spoons with the sauces that you can just put across. Tiny little spoons. All right. I want to eat that right now. Tiny little glass jars, too, for all the condiments.

Glass? Glass, yeah. Old school. I like it. Old school. That's how condiments used to be. Let me tell you something. These are coming glass.

It's 1958. That reason? All right. Good old days. That reason? All right. Good old days. They're good old days. They weren't that long ago, Dave. Normally, I'd pour sugar on that shit. You ready to take this out?

How are we taking this out? Who wants to go? You want to start? Yeah. What do you got? I don't know how you say it. Q-B-L-A. Quibla?

It's not sex, Mike. And you don't know how to do it This isn't after midnight yet is it No not yet It's a late Saturday night Quibla Q-B-L-A I think Mike wants to get us out of here So he can call some 9-11 hotlines

I'm gonna watch the spicy channel I got the spicy channel on my laptop I'm going to watch the Spicy Channel when you leave. I got the Spicy Channel on my laptop. I go to Spicy Channel.org and it's got like vintage still staticky Spice Channel blurred out you can watch. It's the only way

I can get off. You just watched scrambled porn online? It's the only thing that works. On bonding tapes, which I thoroughly enjoy. And bonding, too. Bonding videos I watch. Bonding videos?

Like two pieces of wood? Anything being bonded together. Or just like any bond. Anything being bonded. Emotional, physical. Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds. Doing sick ass moves.

Sports joke. Sports joke. Sports joke. That was not bad, man. That was your first joke ever on this podcast. Don't you feel bad. You finally fucking contributed. It's all worthwhile, Jamie. Good job.

So they can be emotional bonds, not just physical bonds. Not just physical bonds. Emotional bonds, yeah. Bail bonds. Bail bonds. What about like a handshake? Barry Bonds. Handshake?

Is that a bond? That's a bond. A word is bond. Wordail bonds. What about like a handshake? Bail bonds. Handshake? Is that a bond? That's a bond. A word is bond. Word is bond. That's a word. What if you just handshake as a greeting? Is that a bond? That's not a bond.

No, that's a greeting. Are you bonding with somebody? Bonding is when I'm giving you 50 things for your 50 things, and then we shake. Are war bonds something? War bonds is a thing. You buy bonds during the war right no but that's something else that's uh i think you guys have been smoking too many bonds so i'm gonna put the ace out of the quibble tape so far qbla q qbla so far on bonding tapes i don't know if that's an acronym

there's no periods between the letters it's bonding tape everybody takes so many liberties with capitalization and punctuation nowadays. It's the day we live in. We can go back to our other conversation. Some dare to be particular about it. I can't do anything.

Go ahead, Dave. I'm tired of that PC nonsense where you get upset if I capitalize the first letter in your band name. When it's supposed to be lowercase. Let him rant. Let him get this off his chest. So this tape is two records, I believe.

Where the Girls Are Green and The Grass Is Pretty. Three. And the B-side is Garment District Radio. Are those the covers of the albums on the cover of the tape? I believe they are. Look what they did there. And on the cover of the tape? I believe they are. Look what they did there. And I believe these are the records he's made so far. So far.

Oh, well, that's why. The callback to the name of this tape. It all came around. It was like a boomerang. It was like a goddamn boomerang. You know, one time I had a boomerang. I thought it was a Frisbee. I never had one.

You know what would be a good idea for a record label aesthetic? What? No. A tape had one. You know what would be a good idea for a record label aesthetic? What? A tape label aesthetic. You know how the first tape would have the artwork on it, right? And right to the right of it would have a tiny little sliver of what the artwork's going to be for the next tape. Oh, that's good.

So then the next tape will have a tiny little sliver of the previous tape and a tiny little sliver of the tape after it. I like that. Batches of three. Batches of three. It's a triptych. You have to put all the J cards together.

You see all the artwork. You see it all. I love it. I love it. All right. Then who's playing something next? Jamie. Okay. I'll go. And I will see my dream come alive and back. All right, then who's playing something next? Jamie. Okay, I'll go.

I got one here on tandem tapes from Jakarta. And this is another split between Presidio Modelo and Machine Fabrique. There are always splits, and it took me so long to realize that. Because of the tandem? So this one... I know, I'm so embarrassed. ...actually has screws in it, so we're going to play the Presidio Modelo side, and it looks like this is a Russian artist.

It's not a true movie. There was no collusion. So I can't say the name of that tape, but Jamie can play Russian music? It's a witch hunt. No, but he can because it's a witch hunt, and this proves it. This proves there's no collusion. This is the one that's going to prove It's a witch hunt. No, but he can because it's a witch hunt and this proves it. This proves there's no collusion.

This is the one that's going to prove there's no collusion. I didn't know about the payment. All right. Mike likes to do some current events sometimes. He loves current events.

Hey, how about this? You guys hear about this election. How about this Trump guy? I'm really excited to watch his movie with Trump. Storage Wars the movie? Storage Wars the movie.

I'm really excited to watch that in 30 years. Yeah was the movie? George was the movie. I'm really excited to watch that in 30 years. Yeah, in 30 years. I really think it's going to hold up really well. You're laughing now and I got to say,

I think you're going to be laughing in 30 years. Oh yeah, by the way. Because physical comedy transcends time. My comedy transcends time. It does. I'm funny.

I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm funny, right guys? Oh, come on, fellas. Alright, then what's going on? Who's this, uh, what's the name of the project? Presidio Modelo. Spell that. Russia. No collusion. Prez, like a president. I have the same.

Like idiot. And Modelo. I see what you did there. Like Model. Ohio, like idiot. And Modelo. I see what you did there. Like Model. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Like Negro Modelo. I think I might just have to look at it.

It's a beer. I can say it, Mike. Now, important to note, the P is lowercase, whereas the other artists have the same problem. My P is lowercase, too. Stylized casing. I'm on a new problem. My pee is lowercase too. I'm on a new medication and my pee is lowercase now. I'll write it however I want it.

I'll write it out however I want. I don't need the lowercase p c please coming after me. Yeah. So here it is. Yeah, we'll play that shit. We don't know anything about this person, right? We're just pulling this out of the mailbag.

Right out of the mailbag. TandemTapes is very kind to send us everything they put out and it is. Yeah, we'll play that shit. We don't know anything about this person, right? We're just pulling this out of the mailbag? Right out of the mailbag. Tandem Tapes is very kind to send us everything they put out, and it is a lot. Not cheap. Not cheap with shipping these days. I'm hungry. Oh, you're hungry? There's no more nuts, Dave. Oh, there's like two.

I am hungry. Pizza, pizza, pizza! Oh, there is pizza downstairs. Pizza, pizza, pizza! Go get the pizza. I will go get the pizza. Dave, Dave, build the wall. Joe.

Psych. Joe's a Trump guy. It's going to be built soon. He likes him. He gets things done. I like how he's got dragon energy. That's my favorite part about him. Dave, your turn.

What are you going to play? I'm going to play this. Episode number 125. This is going to be a long one, to play? I'm going to play this. Episode number 125. This is going to be a long one, I bet. I bet this is going to be a long one. What's that popular song that samples up? Beat It. Beat It.

Recent popular. Mollusk Hours. Probably. La Forêt Rouge. La For. Probably. La Forêt Rouge. Rouge. La Forêt Rouge. Yeah. La Forêt Rouge.

La Moulin Rouge. Oh, like Moulin Rouge. Okay. Do you guys like when people play different songs at the same time? No. That's jazz. Free jazz? I've heard about that.

Are you free jazz? No, I've heard about that. That's jazz. This is a four-piece project. It's all in French. This is another one on kookaburra. Okay. Did they send one giant package to us recently,

or have they been sending several packages? Because I feel like we've gotten quite a few of these. He's talking about several packages, Joby. Several packages or a single package? I don't know single pack right up my alley talking about double package single package double package a little single package action I like this guy. I can't do it anymore. That was it. I have micro characters. Well, see you later.

That shows a micro character guy. Where's this label from? I do nano characters. Nano characters. Yeah, they're like, this is my one. Wow! That's all he is. I hate. I've got another guy

that goes, well. We got a package from OTA who just put out a big package. Oh, there was a letter that came with it. Jamie, you read this. He's our stenographer. Yeah, he's our stenographer.

I'm typing. I need to get some pizza. I'll be right back. I saw this this is good can you put in a reverb or anything before you go he doesn't really need reverb let me get behind the board let me get

let Mikey get behind the board okay oh my goodness there's a lot of scribbles on the board read it well maybe not the whole thing just the highlights

dear Tabs Out yes here goes our last tapes okay no need to introduce you to Somnaro's Cabral, but other three have their own anecdotes.

Okay, what's the first? Yamanokami is the work of my veteran. Wait, stop right there. I love the veterans. I give it up for the veterans. Putting their asses on the line. You know, I did three tours. I did my time. Alright, go on, Jamie. Start for the veterans. Putting their asses on the line. You know, I did three tours.

I did my time. All right, go on, Jamie. Start from the beginning. Yama No Kami is the work from a veteran. There's a footnote. He wanted to go unnoticed. That's what our generation was like. We didn't talk about it.

He showed up. He showed up. You did a good job. We did our work. And we weren't like these people today when it was like, oh, we don't have the proper trucks. We don't have the proper body armor. Oh, there's lead in my drinking water.

We went out there in the shit. That's what I did. Three tours. I think we just got one. All right, start from the beginning. I'm just kidding. So there's a picture on the back of Mike. Medium beard.

I didn't see this. There's all of us. Dave bald? Going. He's got a little bit on top. Moby. No, that's his Joby dummy. Lots of beard.

That's an M, man. It does look like an M. Who's Moby? Moby is a... You kidding me? He's got so many stink Dummy. Lots of beard. That's an M, man. It does look like an M. Who's Moby? Moby is a... Are you kidding me? He's got so many stinker saucers. Wait a minute. Is that who's on the episodes I don't listen to?

Yeah. Moby? We have Moby on sometimes. Is that Curly Joe? Yeah, Moby is our Curly Joe. Keep reading. Come on, dummy. Come on.

It says, enough. Go play with your kid. I'm skipping to the end. We'll post pictures of this on the website. Come on. It says enough. Go play with your kid. I'm skipping to the end. We'll post pictures of this on the website. Don't make promises like that. Don't make promises like that. I make promises I can't cash. I'm going to play the Somnaro's Passerelle Auto No. 1 cassette.

And again, with the unique covers, obviously, all hand-drawn things. They're beautiful. Look at the shell imprint on them. Let me see. It's gorgeous. A very fine label. Episode number... My batharelli.

Episode number 125. Someone knows my batharelli. I think we all learned a little something. I think so, too, about tolerance. I think we learned a little something. I think we're closer together as a nation. All right. You ready to go out?

Dave, you got any last words? so I want you to know, I want you to know, I want you to know so so so I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, You've got to look, you've got to look I'm sorry. so I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man I'm going to have you. I'm going to have you. I'm going to have you. Save my strength, I want to be free Save my strength, I want to be free Save my strength, I want to be free

Save my strength, I want to be free Save my strength, I want my family So who's my father? I want my family So who's my father? I want my family So who's my father? I want my family Yeah, let's take em back Uh-huh. I'm out. And I'll just wait a little And I'll just wait a little And I'll just wait a little And I'll just wait a little so

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