Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #126 | 6.3.18
Episode Date: June 3, 2018Lavas Magmas, Deterritory, Toon, dtub-, FOQL vs RNA2, Quicksails, Ramble Tamble, Dere Moans, Darko the Super, Larry Wish and His Guys, EIGHTXNIGHTS, and clipping. ...
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You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean as a number.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some cassette.
They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette.
They're like, you're asleep.
We're going to play some cassette.
We're going to play some cassette.
I played the goddamn tape.
Played the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Tabs out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 126.
One, two, six.
That's the three numbers that make 126 there's the one
there's the two right in the middle we're 105 right where it likes to be that's the biggest 16
the biggest out of this is going to be the six 45 right at the end leading the pack not at the end
leading the pack because numbers go that way i mean i'm talking about a 12
i'm mike i'm joe i'm dave dave's always got to do a wacky one you are so silly do i yeah i am
pretty silly i think we have a fine show lined up today some very fine tapes i like these choices
some of these experimental musicians they just do do some crazy stuff. They do crazy stuff.
They must take one hitters to the dome and just
say, put me in my lab.
They call it. Put me in my lab.
Put me in front of my stuff and just let me go.
Because some of this stuff is wacky.
It's been a little while since we did one of these.
I have the same conversations.
What have you guys been up to?
It has been a while. I've done absolutely
nothing. I've been sitting in this room waiting for you guys to come back.
Why haven't we come?
That's a good question.
I couldn't come because I was busy working on something for you.
What?
No, you haven't.
What is it?
You got a present for me?
What is this?
Dave has just handed me
a plastic
baggie that says
Squimby.
It's written in Sharpie.
S-Q-U-I-M-B-E-E.
And it's a bag of like...
Is it a game? I think it might be.
I made a game. He made a game.
Did you really make a game?
Well, I put a bunch of parts in a bag
and I want you to write the
rules for it.
I see a die,
a six-sided die, I see a little
plastic baby,
and then a bunch of cardboard squares.
I gotta make the rules up? I'm right on it, boss.
I won't let you down. Squimby is gonna be
so fun, Dave. How many people can play
Squimby? Three. Just three and it's just us.
Only one Babby.
That's an important piece. people can play Squimby? Three. Just three, and it's just us. There's only one Babby. Yeah, there's just one.
That's an important piece.
Who will control the Babby is Squimby. There's a couple orange discs in there, too. Oh, I see the orange discs.
I'm already working on Squimby 2 Return of the
Babby. This is going to be a fun
game.
I love it. Are these all
just from games that you've
bought when you're punching out the pieces? These are
the extra? He's been collecting them.
He's been harvesting them.
That's called game harvesting, and people are really doing that now.
In this economy, tons of people are game harvesting.
Yeah, I do videos on it.
You do videos?
You do vids on it?
Yeah, I made some tutorials.
Is this the board?
Or the rules, or I don't know, or just a piece of paper.
Oh, okay.
All right, let's play some tapes.
Maybe that's where you write about all the other games that you can buy.
I love games. I love games.
I love games because of the adventure.
I wasn't sure how there's a little bit of a printout here,
and I wasn't sure if it unfolded, if it was going to be.
You thought there'd be words on there?
Well, not words, but maybe a picture or two.
Just one die, huh?
You just filled it?
Yeah.
I want you to go to town.
Squimmy's old school.
I like that. Yeah, man, I'm not going to let you down, Dave. This is going to be a good I want you to go to town. Squimby's old school. I like that.
Yeah, man.
I'm not going to let you down, Dave.
This is going to be a good game.
Everybody's going to be playing Squimby soon.
It's going to be the game of the summer.
I worked on it really hard.
Yeah.
I got to count those squares out and really get the colors down.
All right.
Oh, because there's some that have two colors, too.
Yeah, I noticed that.
That's throwing me a curveball that I can't really take on right now.
I got to do that later, man.
All right.
Thank you, Dave. I appreciate it. I'm going to play it. Squimby. You got to come up with a catch right now. I got to do that later, man. All right. Thank you, Dave.
I appreciate it.
I'm going to play it.
Squimby.
You got to come up with a catchphrase.
I just know.
Squimby.
Squimby Jr.
Squimby, don't catch the babby.
There it is.
Squimby, don't catch the babby.
You don't catch the babby.
No.
Dave, can I ask you a question?
It's getting a little bit.
Can I ask you a question real quick?
I swear we'll play tapes.
Okay.
I'm going to open up this bag.
Will you do me a favor?
Yeah.
I think it's time.
Your tiny shoes that you have there, can they be part of Squimby?
Well, there's two non-matching shoes.
Well, Dave's had a tiny shoe over in his little corner.
You replaced one of them with a high heel, though.
I replaced one with a high heel.
That's his girlfriend.
Here, just put the one high heel.
Give me the high heel.
There we go.
Now we got a game.
Put the kids to bed
when you play Squimby.
All right, Dave.
What tape are you going to play?
Oh, you want me to go first?
Mm-hmm.
That's what I want to happen.
I don't know.
Should I play...
I've got two that I can play together
or I can play one...
A double up.
A classic Dave double up?
A Dave Doyen double up?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do a Dave Doyen double up.
All right, we'll start with these two.
And then I'm doing one with them.
Not you, Joe.
These two tapes, I guess they're both on Hideous Seed,
which I can't tell if it's a label or just like a,
I don't know.
Anyway, it's a label or just like a, um, I don't know. Anyway, it's mostly,
um,
it's mostly stuff by this guy,
Louis Gonzalez,
who does Lavis Magmas.
Yeah.
Lavis Magmas.
And the territory is,
uh,
another moniker that he,
the terror,
uh,
the territory.
That's him too.
Yep.
Both solo projects.
As far as I could tell, yeah.
Okay.
Because that's what Discogs was telling me anyway.
It was hard to tell if Hideous Seed was the name of the label or something else.
Something that's all together.
Well, hideousseed.blogspot is a place where you can go and there are pieces of artwork,
it looks like, up there.
And then there's pictures of these tapes.
Blogspot is always a place you can go
to find
what used to be a record label
is now like a massage blog.
Oh, yeah.
With bikinis and hot rods on it.
Your kind of massage. Cold massage.
Is that cold glove massage?
Cold glove massage.
Cold glove massage?
I like a cold jelly massage. It's like a boxing glove. Cold jelly massage? Cold glove massage. I like a cold jelly massage.
It's like a boxing glove.
Cold jelly massage?
I'd like that.
I like cold beverages.
Warm it up a little bit, though.
Why not?
Well, it starts cold.
Oh, that gets me.
These covers are like those old Magic Eye posters.
Remember the Magic Eye posters from the 90s?
Never mention those around my dad, because he's so proud about how quickly he could get them.
He was the life of the party, and he always wants to to say it's because i think i used to have a lazy
eye i can't wait until the next time i see him the first thing i was gonna say next to him was
like remember those lazy eye posters i said don't do it i'm gonna do lazy eye posts or a lazy eye
did i say lazy eye lazy eye posters i was in the lazy eye poster business for a little while.
What got you out of the business?
They just became unfashionable after a while.
Survey said.
All right, then I'll play one.
I'll team up with that.
How's that sound?
If you want to.
I'm going to do this tune tape.
Tune?
Tune, like a loony tune.
The Rock Band?
Oh, like a loony tune.
With Maynard James Keebler?
I thought he quit making rock music to make apple juice.
You know that one CD they have,
if you shine just in the right way, you can suck your own dick.
It gives you instructions on how to do it.
If you shine the jewel case,
it's got to be really late at night, though,
because it doesn't work in the sun.
A jewel case like the artist jewel?
Yeah.
It comes in a jewel case?
I don't think they can do that.
Is that why they stopped making music? Because I thought it was
because he made Juicy Juice
or something now.
This is on a label. It's a new label
and I'm not sure how to pronounce it.
Kudui? Kuduki?
C-U-D-I-G-H-I.
I gotta see it.
Which is also the name of this tape.
It's the name of the label and the tape? It's the name of this tape. It's the name of the label and the tape?
It's the name of the label. It's the titular
tape for the
label. Because the name of the
tape by Toon
is the same as the label.
It's the second release.
Look at this piece. It's a new label from Japan.
They put out a
Takehiro Makai tape and this.
Which is Benjamin
Van Howe. Benjamin Van Howe.
He sounds like a well-off
fellow. A Benjamin Van Howe.
Oh yeah.
The Manhattan Van Howes.
But this is a...
I don't know anything about Tune. I was scoping
out their... Tune? Oh, they do that song
Oh yeah, tell us about it. they do that song... Tell us about it.
They do that song Stoker.
I don't know enough about Tool
for this joke to land with me.
They do videos with Gumby in it.
The only thing I know about Tool
is they give you the instructions
on how to suck your dick on the jewel case.
Tune.
You want to do these three
and then we'll come back
and maybe we'll let Joe do something special?
Maybe. You know what? We can come back and and maybe we'll let Joe do something special. Maybe.
You know what?
We can come back, and you can do two, and I'll do one with you.
It can be a thing.
Okay.
That sounds great.
Let's do that.
All right.
You ready?
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so so Thank you. so
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so so
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Lava, magnus, the territory, and tune.
A solid block.
Did we figure out his hideous seed, the label?
Or is it like a place where he just puts stuff?
And what is Maynard James Keebler doing now?
What is he up to right now? He's a winery, what is Maynard James Keebler doing now? What is he up to right now?
He's a winery, right?
Maynard James Keebler.
Yeah.
He's like a businessman.
Imagine if a little version of Tool was in the Keebler Elves commercials for the cookies.
A little version of them?
Like there's the Elves, there's the Keebler Elves, and then all of a sudden Tool's in the background.
The same size.
What's the other Tool band that he sings for
Perfect Circle
they just put a record out
really
yeah and Tool just finished
like recording a
they're not still a band
are they
are you serious
but he said it's gonna take him a while
to do the like vocals and stuff
yeah
it's been like 15 years
I think since
last record
those gothic teens
are still around
I love them
those gothic teens
are still around angsty that long to Those gothic teens are still around.
Angsty.
They're angsty.
He's got the wine thing going on.
I don't understand how you could spend so much time on a record
and not be sick of it.
Not just hate it.
Just lose your ability to judge what you're doing
because you've heard it over and over and over and over again.
No, you pay people to hear it over and over again, Dave.
Oh, and they tell you if it's okay.
They tell you if it fits your brand.
They're like, Mr. Keebler, this isn't gothic.
This isn't dark enough.
They're like, I'm sorry, sir, but your brand is way more twisted than this.
You've got to go weirder.
I'm sorry to say it, sir.
You've got to put the instructions about how to suck your dick in this one, too.
You've got to do it. How to lick your put the instructions about how to suck your dick in this one, too. You gotta do it.
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Alright, Joby, now you're gonna
play two. I'm gonna play two. And I'm gonna play one.
Why don't I play one, you play two.
No, because if you play two,
Dave, I can't hear you. If you play two, go to LickYourOwnButt.upsideDown. No, I play one, you play two? Go to lick your own butt. No, because if you play two... Dave, I can't hear you.
If you play two... I said go to lick your own butt that upside down.
No, I can't hear your thing.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on over here.
Yeah, what's going on over there?
Maybe a...
Major malfunction.
I'm having some problems with my microphone.
Oh, there you are.
Ooh.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah.
Where'd you go?
I don't know.
Keep all this in.
No, I can hear you.
I'm...
Okay. Play that knob. You can hear him? This is riveting. It is. Keep all this in. No, I can hear you. Play that knob.
You can hear him.
This is riveting.
It is.
It's good radio.
It's good radio, man.
That's why people tune in.
Tabs Alcocet Podcast, episode number 126.
That's why they're tuning into it.
No, if you play two, and I'm saying the math about it.
What's the math?
If you play two and I play one, then we have all played two.
For a little perfect mind shit for you right there.
All right, let's fill it up.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
66.
All right.
Here comes the hard part.
66.
I'm going to play this D-tub.
Is that what it is?
D-tub.
D-U-B-dash.
I don't think the dash is always there.
I think that's a sometimes dash.
Unless there's an octopus. There's no space.
Yeah, no.
A lot of these experimental artists,
they get experimental with all the letters that they use
and the signals and everything.
Midi drum compositions, three.
So there's been two more of these.
Two more.
Joby, I thought that was a bunch of Roombas on the cover there.
Dave, you're so silly.
It might be.
No, those are the MIDI drums.
What is all this stuff?
No, I know.
Made and performed by Jackson Payne.
Oh, bring the pain.
Using the D-Tub custom MIDI drum kit.
I'm going to ask you guys a question.
No overdubs, loops, or backing tracks.
No questions.
How old do you think this person is?
And I'm going to spell their name. J-A-X-S-O-N. How old do you think this person is? And I'm going to spell their name.
J-A-X-S-O-N.
How old do you think they are?
Jackson?
Oh, 14.
14?
No, I don't know.
I think 14.
You think 14?
Yeah.
Jackson Payne.
I think with an X, I think...
Nah.
We either got a straight edge fella.
I think in mid-20s.
Mid-20s?
I think he's eight years
old. Eight years old. He's a young kid.
Crazy.
This is a self-release
jam, right? Yeah. Uh-huh.
And what's he doing here with these drums?
I don't know. He's being experimental
with these things.
You boys want a pizza?
No, I don't even want a pizza, actually.
I like pizza. I don't like deep dish pizza, though. I don't want a pizza. No, I don't even want a pizza, actually. I like pizza.
I don't like deep dish pizza, though.
You don't want to eat that pizza?
I don't want to eat your pizza.
I like not thin crust, but in the middle.
Just regular pizza.
You just call that pizza.
It's just pizza.
It's just pizza.
Hold on, then.
Can I get regular pizza?
Yeah.
You like... How about this? It's perfect. perfect i love you let me ask you a question
you got any toppings no no just plain cheese that's good for me plain cheese perfect one-to-one
ratio of cheese and sauce that's what i love yeah is it kind of like what what is it like
when you if i pick you up by your
edges, what's the middle going to do?
If you pick me up by my edges,
it'll just hang off a little bit.
It will stay...
No, no, no. That's like thin crust.
Okay. Or I was thinking,
are you like...
Get down to a 45 degree angle.
The end goes down like this.
Perfect 45 degree angle.
I have a question for pizza.
Middle stays pretty good.
I have a question for pizza.
Did you bring a bunch...
Let me ask you this.
Did you bring a bunch of other pizzas with you?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I got my whole pizza pasta with me.
Can I talk to...
Pizza pasta.
Can I talk to Elio's?
What does Elio's sound like?
It would be higher pitched.
Okay.
I was hoping you'd go right into it.
This guy's taking me out of it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I take you out of it.
The fuck you want?
See, I don't think...
The fuck you bother me for?
Elio's so angry.
He's a bully.
He's a bully.
Because he's not...
It's frozen pizza.
Come on over here. Too mean. Too rough's not you know it's frozen pizza come on over here
too mean
too rough
alright what's the second take
come on over here
work through it
that's his catchphrase
come on over here
oh no
do I wanna get right
yeah I wanna get right into
the doubts comp
on
I don't know what label this is
did you look it up at all
this one was a little confusing for me
I know what this is is. Did you look it up at all? This one was a little confusing for me.
I know what this is.
Paid and Fischerl present doubts.
It's a Polish footwork comp.
It's a lizard.
But what's the label called?
It's not a lizard.
The label is... It's Pawlacz Perski.
P-A-W-L-A-C-Z.
P-E-R-S.
Did you say Plows Persky?
Paul Lacks Persky.
Plows Persky?
And then who is paid and fisheral?
They present this comp, doubts.
You don't know anything who they are?
Paid and fisheral. No, not. I think they actually, yeah, Doubts. This is... You don't know anything who they are? Peyton Fitzgerald.
No, not...
I think...
Actually, yeah, they handle my mortgage.
I think people do it on purpose.
You got them?
Peyton Fitzgerald, yeah, they handle my mortgage.
They did my refinance.
They did a pretty good job, right?
They did my refinance.
I hear they did great.
They got my write-down.
2.1.
2.1.
15 years.
This is actually...
It came out in 2016, Doubts, this comp. Nice. There's a Doubts 2 that came with it that just came out. Oh, that actually came out in 2016 Doubts this comp
nice
there's a Doubts 2
that came with it
that just came out
oh that just came out
this April
what do we have on
I mean I don't know
where it got to
these things
these things Joe
they just
they're like
they scatter
these tapes
they're like water bugs
see during the lights on
what were the little things
by your window
silverfish
I don't want to talk
no they weren't silverfish. They were springtails.
I don't want to talk about them.
What are springtails?
Don't get me started, Dave.
It was a little bug that Mike got obsessed with.
And he kept calling the exterminator over and over
and no one else could see him.
The Terminix guy.
No, people saw him.
But not in the frequency that Mike was describing.
The Terminix guy eventually told me I'm going to have to let it go.
I'm going to have to let it go.
And he put his arm over...
He patted me on the back. We were very close
that summer. No, I'm done with those things.
I'm on to something else and I don't want to talk about it. The little salamanders?
No, I'm done with that too. I have
come to terms with the salamanders.
They're just there. They're just there.
And you know what?
They don't come upstairs. No, they know where they like it. They're just there. And you know what? They stay. They don't come upstairs.
No, they know where they like it.
They like it wet.
Yeah.
Right.
Oh, yeah, but Doubt's 2 just came out.
Oh, I'd love to hear it.
Very recently.
So who are you playing on FizzGum?
Just the A-side.
A couple tracks off the A-side.
Do you know who it is?
Do you know what we're doing?
Well, I mean, describe for the customer.
Hold on, I got it right up here.
I mean, it's F-O-Q we're doing? I got it right up here.
I mean, it's F-O-Q-L versus R-N-A-2.
Okay.
We got it.
So this is PPT number 35.
Say that again.
PPT number 35. You said PP.
Do you remember how many?
Oh, never mind.
Does he always like PP humor? Come on over here. Does he lose, like, pee-pee humor?
Come on over here.
All right, then I get to play one?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to go into this quick sales tape, The Bright,
that came out recently, Hasu Mountain, number 76.
Came out with a long-distance poison tape.
And it's Ben Billington, if you know him.
You take me out of my bag, my pepperonis fall right off.
I like the frozen cheese bit.
Plays drums in Tiger Hatchery.
That's not cheese, homie.
But I guess he's...
Why do I sound like that?
What's going on with my thing?
What do you sound like?
What do you sound like?
Everything's fine.
Your voice is just stupid.
Stupid.
You have a stupid voice.
I cannot hear a word you're saying, Dave, by the way.
I don't know why.
You're all fucked up tonight.
Ben Billington from Played Drums and Tiger Hatcher.
I know him.
Yeah, and apparently I guess he's good at this too.
He gets to be good at everything.
Yeah, nobody else wants to do stuff.
Good at all kinds of things.
Just use it all up.
There's only so much talent in the world.
It's all about sugar.
But yeah, this tape is fucking sick.
Classic Hasu Mountain artwork.
Have either of you heard this?
Dave, you have the Long Distance Poison tape, right?
Yes. I haven't gotten to it yet.
Yeah, but I got this queued up.
What do I have to queue it up to? The Quick Sales tape.
The Bright. Hasu Mountain 76 C40.
Oh, the titular track.
The Bright. That's what I'm going to play.
Oh, the B-Sides remix. This is just
what they wanted me to do.
Yeah, there's like a Khaki Blazer remix on there.
Yeah, and a Shit and Shine remix.
A Shit and Shine remix? Really?
Yeah. What is a Khaki
Blazer?
Where does it shine from?
It's a Khaki color jacket.
What is a Khaki Blazer? That's crazy, man.
These experimental musicians.
They come up with crazy ideas.
Fuck, man.
How many one-hitters to the dome do you think he took before he fought?
Two.
He probably, like, said it.
You can't take more than that.
He probably woke up the next day and a khaki blazer was just written down.
Who's this?
Bagel Bite?
Is Bagel Bite here?
I was just testing the pitch.
He's tuning it.
You were tuning it?
On the 126th episode.
Get flat!
What kind of pizza is that?
It's the tomato pie.
Poor tomato pie.
I don't want him around.
He's such a bummer.
I got no cheese.
I know.
He's got no cheese. He's so upset bummer. I got no cheese. I know. He's got no cheese. He's so upset
about it.
Oh, you were a regular pizza?
No.
Nobody wants to eat me anymore.
What can we do for you?
What do you want us to do? I'll eat it.
I'm not going to like it, though.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
I'll take a bite. Tomato pie is stupid.
It is stupid.
I've argued against tomato pie for years.
Can I talk to an anchovy pizza?
Just a slice, an anchovy slice?
No.
No.
All right.
Well, let's play these tapes then.
You ready?
I don't know why we're still doing this, actually.
This is really, really scary and difficult.
What, the podcast in general?
Yeah, basically. Okay. 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2
1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2
1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2
1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1
2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2
1, 1, 2, 2, 2 2, 1, 2, 2, 2 1, 1 2, 2, 2
2, 1
2, 2, 2
1, 1
2, 2, 2
2, 1, 1
2, 2, 1
1, 1
2, 2, 2
1, 1, 1
2, 2, 2
1, 1 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1. Thank you. 1, 2, 2, 1
2, 2, 2
1, 2, 2, 1 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2 2, 2, 1, 1
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2, 1, 1, 2
1, 1, 1, 2
2, 2, 2, 1
1, 1, 1
2, 1, 1, 2
1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2. Thank you. Peace out. We'll be right back. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Thank you.. Can this be true?
And if we're not responsible for our actions, can we take moral responsibility for. Thank you. Why do you think it matters so much? What would you have to do to me? Thank you. What would you have to do to be? Thank you. I'm going to go back to the Thank you. Can this be true? And if we're not responsible for our actions,
can we take moral responsibility? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. D-Tub.
D-Tub.
F-O-Q-L versus R-N-A-2 and Quick Stales.
Quick Sales.
Quick Stales.
Quick Stales. Go stale quick Quick Stales. Quick Stales.
Go stale quick.
That's like these
Oreos over here.
You better take that
back, man.
I brought you up
some good...
Are they stale?
Actually, I don't know.
Speaking of Quick Stales,
I had the opposite
that happened to me.
We've been getting
this Trader Joe's bread.
It's like an Italian
bread, right?
It's good, delicious
bread.
I forgot about it
in the cabinet.
And I had... No clues
in there. No clues in there.
Went through like four or five loaves of bread.
I hear you. And we had another one
that went moldy because we didn't eat it fast enough.
And then I went in there and that bread was perfect.
That's not a good thing though, right?
No, no, no. That's a bad thing.
It's bad. It sucks because I really liked it.
You know what probably happened. It was perfect bread.
I bet you somebody has been switching out the loaves, Dave.
You've been going over there
and switching them out?
I come over every day.
I rotate your bread slices.
Keep everything fresh.
Bottom to the top, top to the bottom.
You gotta rotate it.
Otherwise that top one dries out.
Throw away the old salt, get all new salt.
So preservatives isn't a chemical.
Preservatives is an employee.
It's me.
It's a person.
I'm a preservative.
And they sneak into people's house.
I'm a preservative.
Well, I'm sneaking.
I got a key made and I just walk right in.
Well, I don't know about it.
I know the neighbors.
I'm like, hi, Sue.
This is the first I've known about it.
Hi, Mikey.
They had to rotate the bread.
You know it.
Rotate your bread.
You preservatives or something else.
There's a few things I like to smell.
We won't get into that.
It takes a while.
And yeah, then I leave the place.
Well, sometimes I stay.
Sometimes I watch you sleep.
You just think about that.
You don't know what it is.
Some of them.
Just, okay.
All right, Dave, pick a tape.
All right, I'm going to play this Ramble Tamble tape.
Ramble Tamble.
Ramble Tamble, new one on Eater Down.
The name Ramble Tamble is perfect for the artwork that goes with it.
Oh, yeah.
The name of the tape is called Outlaw Overtones.
Joby, this is my favorite.
This is my favorite.
For those not familiar with the Eaterdown
artwork ever.
I can't see it that far away.
We should say what it is.
Let me get a close up.
These little comic-y drawings.
Noodly.
Spacey looking.
He's like a weird cowboy hobo.
Silk screens.
Not just a cowboy hobo.
Staring longingly at an outhouse that is across a canyon.
A small crevasse.
Yeah, a canyon.
It's perfect.
It's beautiful.
There's so many details.
I mean, there literally might be a bridge right over off.
Where?
No, off panel.
Off panel, yeah.
Yeah, because I don't think he's that mad about it.
Let me see.
He's checking it out. He's like, God damn. Yeah, he kind of't think he's that mad about it. Let me see. He's checking it out.
He's like, god damn.
Yeah, he kind of has
that look to him.
He does have a little bit.
Not like pissed,
but like, fuck.
Well, here's how stupid
I think you guys are
and how dumb
your imagination is.
I think he just left
and I think there was a bridge
and I think he chopped it up.
He chopped it up.
He said, no more outhouse.
We should outside now.
I love all the details
in it, though. I love his
staff. It's got like a bone
tied to the top with a feather hanging off of it.
What do you mean? The people who work for him? I think it's a shell.
It could be a shell, too.
I think it's like not a
fan shell.
The kind that you
can put up to your ear and listen and hear.
Like a conch shell, yeah.
And there's a little, like an outdoor fireplace
with a goblet on the mantle and a little skull
in the actual fireplace.
Oh, I didn't see that.
I didn't see that at all.
Oh, I see it.
Yep.
Let me see.
And there's a bird on the top with a worm.
Mikey wants to touch.
Mikey likes to touch.
So good.
Too scary.
Very good, very good.
And it's like silkscreen, right?
Like two or three colors silkscreen?
Yeah.
All this text inside. I love all the patterns
and the shadows and stuff. All the textured
patterns that they do.
Yeah, it's really good. And the lines are
really lively. They almost look
like they're bouncing around.
Everything's got a wiggle to it.
Artwork by Max
Klotfelter, we should say.
What is this where it says tones and then it lists them?
What is that?
What's on the inside there?
People that are playing tones, I guess.
Tones.
Turner, Mona, Casey, Sandy.
What are these tones?
What do you mean?
Daddy.
What are they doing with the tones?
Frank, Hurricane, Lemon Kid.
Joe, do me a favor.
Don't put a fucking Triscuit in your mouth
when I'm going to ask a really good question.
It's an Oreo.
Well, the name of the tape is called Outlaw Overtones.
So maybe they're the people that are playing the tones.
So it's the outlaw, and he's singing over the tones.
Over the tones.
And they're the tones of the local acapella group in the town.
Outlaw Overtones.
And then outlaw is the duck on the front who comes to town
destroying everybody's bridges
to their outhouses.
Or their towns.
Well, I'm excited to hear this.
I'll go next.
I'm going to play,
and this is another good one
that I'm really into.
Dear Moans,
I think is how you pronounce it.
D-E-R-E-M-O-A-N-S.
The tape is called Future Deli,
which I guess is about a deli
But in the future
What do you think it's going to be like?
Nobody works there
Well not knowing how far in the future
It's not saying it could be tomorrow
Huh?
When it's Future Deli
That deli is in the future
But it could be tomorrow
Usually you would say near future then. See, when you
say future deli, I picture me buying
a storefront with a sign in it that says Dave's
Future Deli and then nothing ever goes in there.
It's just plans
for the future. What fun's on the side?
Oh, like back to the future, like Dave's Future.
So it's double entendre. So it's like Dave's Future
Deli, like it's a futuristic deli.
Is it sexual? But it's also coming soon
and it never quite happens. So it's coming soon
like see you.
Alright. I get it.
Now you got me at my attention. Now I'm
turned on.
Condiments. Condiment sandwiches.
This is on
Bad Cake. It came out
in addition to 50. Bad Cake?
Yeah.
Fondant is not as scary as you think.
What, you got some cake material?
You want me to bridge this gap while you get there?
What are these people out of their mind?
You want a cake to flush?
Normally I pour sugar on that shit.
I'm just going to sit back
and let this happen.
We got no sugar.
What do I have this queued up to right now?
We have no sugar.
It's a bad one, though.
I don't know what I got.
Water and cake don't mix.
I got somewhere on this side.
Tony Lien from Minnesota.
Minnesota.
Minnesota, huh?
Minnesota.
Yeah, I don't know anything about this person.
It might be, what, all the time?
Oh, yeah, all the time.
Freezing. Freezing.
Freezing cold. That's why Prince died.
Because of the freezing cold?
Yeah.
How poetic that he died.
He was very skinny and small.
What's it called? Jehovah's Witness.
Oh, he died on the root.
Yeah. Oh, how poetic.
Yeah, he died doing what he loved, man.
Like, saving people out there. You know Jehovah. Yeah, he died doing what he loved, man. Like saving people out there like, you know, Jehovah.
You witnessed him.
That's beautiful.
But it was just too cold.
Too cold.
How cold was it that day?
And what did he wear?
Oh, something crazy.
You know, he did all the paintings in their pamphlets.
Oh, shit.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he has many talents.
Man, huh.
And he did music too, right?
Just couldn't take the cold.
It was just too cold for him.
Yeah.
Why do you think, with all that money,
why do you think he lived in Minnesota?
I don't think he went somewhere where it wasn't as cold.
Because he's Jehovah's Witness.
Because that's where you get your powers from.
Yeah, that's where you get your powers from.
Your homeland.
So there's like a crystal somewhere.
There's a crystal underground.
Do you think the crystal froze?
Well, no, the crystal doesn't freeze.
Mike, you don't know anything about Jehovah's Witness.
You don't know anything about religion.
You're right. You're so dumb.
You're just not studied enough.
I'm more of a Ricky Gervais kind of guy.
I say, yeah, I'm an atheist, baby.
Baby.
You think there's a God? Okay, then here it is.
Prove it. I fought on it.
I'm like cutting that edge.
Why don't you take a theology corpse?
That was a good impression.
I didn't know you did impressions.
What are you going to play into that?
Oh, what are you going to play?
I'll play this Darko the Super tape.
Darko the Super?
Yep. Like somebody whoo the Super? Yep.
Like somebody who owns a building?
Maybe.
You think so?
It's called Bogus Poetry on Already Dead Tapes.
I don't get it.
What do you mean?
Already Dead Tapes.
Like he's the super of the building.
He's the super.
He's the super.
The super's here.
The super.
The super.
The superintendent.
The superintendent.
The guy who fixes stuff.
I've never heard it called a super before.
Hold on, Dave, Dave, Dave.
No soup for you.
Can we think of a super that's been in a television show?
Joe Pesci.
Mr. Roper, the super?
Yeah, Mr. Roper, Mr. Furley.
And then Joe Pesci was in a movie, I think, called The Super.
Oh, where he fixed stuff. Was that the plot? Mr. Furley and then Joe Pesci was in a movie I think called The Super ooh
where he fixed up
was that the plot
like he like
fixed the pipes
in an apartment complex
hold on
Joe Pesci
that was the plot
that's the plot
that's the plot
he just came over
and fixed the pipes
yeah
The Super
here it is
The Super
he's really small
and another guy's
lifting him up
really high
I don't like
Joe Pesci's The Super the best way to punish a slumlord is to make him a tenant He's really small, and another guy's lifting him up really high. I don't like the part where...
The best way to punish a slumlord is to make him a tenant.
He had to live in the building.
And then it's like,
now I gotta live with this mess?
My favorite part is when he runs out of plumber's tape
and he has to go to Home Depot to get it.
The line's really long.
Not again.
He got hoisted by his own patad.
Is that the expression?
I've never even heard that.
You guys are coming up with all kinds of things
I've never heard before.
Joe's a big word whizzer now.
He's Darko the Super.
Already dead, number 274.
Should do a spelling bee.
A label that does not stop.
I think a bunch of people run this label.
I think it's like a multi-head corporation.
A multi-head corporation?
I think it's one of those multi-head corporations, an MWLQ.
Yeah, they have to file with the 401k.
You don't get taxed.
You don't understand tax work, Dave.
Well, I know loopholes.
Ooh, tell me.
Don't know, not on air. So you know Frankie Loopholes, huh? Well, I know loopholes. Ooh, tell me. So you know Frankie Loopholes, huh?
The guy who tells me all the tax
stuff.
Okay, yeah, let's get
into these. Oh, I should say, this is
Evan Souza from Philadelphia.
Oh, nice. I have a
note here that says, look at his Discogs page.
I don't know. I must have had a joke for him.
I'll look at it later. Let's do these tapes. To lose understanding like a memory that shapes you with its tongue and slathers
Caressing wind in a moment like stars in your skies
When I knew this band there were moments like stars in the eyes
Earthquaked around like we belonged here.
All these moments coming by so misunderstood that me and you aren't supposed to be here at all.
Like a hair growing out of the wood.
I smile for real that you wish we could have hung more often than 600 times a week Need some of your ashes to sleep with
Like one of those couches we share
And record in the TV like 10 scientists
Then at night there are country songs sung
And whiskey pills done
And a golden death awaits us in a glowing red sun That tornado hit us right in the mouth Call it Hurricane Ricky. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End so oh
yeah I'm going to have to go back to the Thank you. so Thank you. I'm trying to recreate something I learned from Chef Cher from Yokohama.
The very chef that beat the Iron Chef.
Now, you know what?
In that practice, you can also beat the Iron Chef.
I'm going to make a sweet and tangy fish filet
that I learned from Chef Cher.
Oh, this is what I'm doing.
I am doing Cheryl frying with this two piece of fish filet.
Looks like a pine cone.
Now, I wanna show you how easy it is to do it.
Here, you have a whole fish.
As I said, every time, whenever you cook fish,
make sure you pick up the freshest.
Smell it.
Smell ocean breeze.
Look at the eye.
Clear.
Muscle bounce back.
You cook it in, bounce back.
Nice, okay?
And then in the meantime, we'll show you how easy it is to fillet this fish.
I hold onto this. And then you use a sharp knife. In the meantime, we'll show you how easy it is to fillet this fish.
I hold on to this.
And then you use a sharp knife.
Hold on to this and cut this along the back.
And then you cut this off.
And then you hold on to this.
Hold on to this.
This is very simple.
Look at that.
You just slice it along the bone. Slice it along the bone.
You know what you have?
You have an entire fish fillet.
Beautiful fish fillet like this.
Very nice, okay?
And then you do the same thing on the other side.
In the meantime, after you finish this, you trim some of these off because there's little bone here.
You trim this off.
And then, you score it at an angle like this.
Not straight, but at an angle.
45 degree, 45 degree, 45 degree.
You see this?
45 degree.
45 and 45.
And you turn it to the outside.
You do the same thing.
45 degree, 45, 45.
Dennis Leary sucks cocks in hell!
Dennis Leary sucks cocks in hell! Her hair's a dream catcher
There's moon rocks on the pleather
Your clothes are made of fairy tales
Dancing to whatever's clever
I can't see the sky tonight
Cause my mind's in the way
It's staring in your eyes covered with her face
She has the voice of a dove, the needle plays the sounds of love
I trip open my words on the floor with my jaw on the cords
Ploving in and turn me on, your lips they spell a song
I bring the peanut butter, I'll convince your mother
I'm good enough to be with you, I hold my hand and thread it through.
I break the ice to get to you.
The lake, it pulls me underneath.
Chicken wings in between my teeth.
I'm a loser, but that's okay.
Shake me down till the world is red.
I'm so weird, what am I doing here?
You're sunshine in a glass of tears.
I'd kill myself to meet you again.
Daydream of the see-through friends
It's calling me but I can't pick it up
I melt inside when we touch
I get overjoyed
You don't understand what I do to be your man
I'm cashing in
I'm rolling high
Walk on air and hold the sky
Clouds don't feel as good as you
Full of wonder and gum tissue
I want your germs and bad juju Drown them all in your perfume
Your paramones make me sleepy Drippin' water from the TV
I'm Peter Parker with a camera phone I love it when you stretch and know
Cut my hair and find a clone In the playground with an ice cream cone
Flowers at your doorstep,ppy with a nose so big
Ring the bell and see your silhouette
She drinks Trano
I tap water with extra fluoride
She can't say no
Cause to her, it might hurt his pride
But I don't care what you do, as long as I'm with you
Cause the chemicals in my brain, say I'm in love but that I'm insane
Oh baby, I hunt them down and then they pay me
And the show she can't come, cause you're too young of a lady
But that's okay, cause the chemicals, they make me crazy
As we lay down in the waterbed, it's getting way big, way big
I don't care what you do, as long as I'm with you
Cause the chemicals in my brain, say I'm in love or that I'm insane, come on
take me, I wanna get wasted in the graveyard, come on hate me, let's play fun and take it
away for in the backseat, Chris in the brand new car, we'll drink Pepsi Kissing right there at the bar
Cause I don't care what you do
As long as I'm with you
Cause the chemicals in my brain
Say I'm in love and then I'm insane
Cause the chemicals in my brain
Say I'm in love and then I'm insane Oh, Dark of the Super, he's like
over Satra.
There it is. Ramble Tamble.
Ramble Tamble.
Dear Moans. Future. Dear Moans.
On bad cake.
You think it's supposed to be like Dair Moans?
Like Fair Moans?
Dear Moans?
Maybe.
And then Darko the Super.
So I wanted to discuss my cake.
I've never seen D-E-R-E as a word.
I have not either.
No.
No,
I have not either.
And I'm very well read.
Darko the Super.
I remember what I wanted to say now on his Discogs page in the bio in the profile.
It says, Darko the Super isn't...
No, wait, what is it?
Good job, Mike.
You can't read.
Good fucking job.
Oh, shut up.
Here it is.
Here both of them.
With almost 60 albums under his belt,
it's safe to say he loves music and he loves what he's doing,
which I'm glad I said that because I saw he had 60 albums under his belt, it's safe to say he loves music and he loves what he's doing. Which I'm glad I said that because
I saw he had 60 albums under his belt
and I was thinking, I want to say this guy loves what he's doing.
He loves music.
But I don't feel safe doing it.
There's no way you can put 60 albums
under your belt.
With the right pant?
You get the right debut.
Who's your tailor?
It's impossible.
You can't fold paper that many times. That's impossible. You can't fold paper that many times.
That's right.
You can't fold denim that many times.
How many times can you fold a denim?
A denim?
Yeah.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I'll have to ask my denim guy.
I want to read a letter.
I want to read a letter we got in the mail.
And I got it framed.
You got it framed. I got it framed. I sent it out. I sent it out And I got it framed. You got it framed.
I sent it out.
Mike, whoever did that for you
did a good job. I hope you paid them well.
You know what?
I did, and thank you.
That mat is exquisite.
It came with some tapes.
We got no sugar.
What part is exquisite?
The mat. Behind it?
Because there's no mat.
There's no piece of paper in there.
It's like all the angles are straight.
So I wanted to discuss my cake.
Came with some tapes.
A little intro paragraph about what the tapes were.
And then this.
And tell me what is going on here.
Tell me what is happening with this. What's going on?
Yeah, tell me what's going on here. I just want to find with this. What's going on? Yeah, tell me what's going on here.
I just want to find out what's going on.
But now comes the hard part.
We got to find out what the hell is going on.
Great!
Take care and keep doing the podcast, I guess.
I really don't understand most of your banter
and don't really care about hipster culture,
North American or otherwise.
American with a K.
Yeah.
North American. That's one word, North American. Yeah, North American or otherwise American with a K Yeah North American That's one word
North American
North American
I think it's North American
Yeah they did a typo there
But it's supposed to be
North American with a K
I'm pretty sure
So already a mistake
Yeah
But I enjoyed the tape selection
And that you keep doing it regularly
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
I don't know.
Where's it from?
Not America.
Not America.
Which country?
France.
France?
France.
You know, they're real pretentious.
We come from France.
They're like, we come from France.
We like it, I guess.
I don't know.
That makes me feel bad.
We are the code heads.
We are the code heads.
We're typing up code. We come from Paris. Oh, they're code heads? I thought you said code heads. We are the code heads. We're typing up code.
We come from Paris.
Oh, they're code heads?
I thought you said coat heads.
No, code heads.
We are the code heads.
We're typing up code.
Take care and keep doing the podcast.
By the way, what the fuck are we doing?
What is doing pizza voices hipster culture?
Yeah, you don't get hipster
culture dave that's very hipster culture doing pizza voices tastemakers yeah you know what i did
today i was i did a little bit of hipster shit today what did you do oh yeah went to the library
what get out of here uh did you take a public the public library went on your bike and when no we
walked well that's even better.
Went to a comic book store to buy me a Smurf comic.
Got some grilled cheeses after that.
What?
Real hipster stuff. That's pretty American.
Real hipster stuff.
That's North American as shit, though.
Listen, if you don't get my banter.
Where'd you get your grilled cheese at a food truck?
I'm sorry.
That's so mean.
You got grilled cheeses where?
The kids got grilled cheese.
We got the girls grilled cheeses.
Where?
With the homegrown.
What library did you walk to?
And then you went to homegrown?
No, that was a separate trip.
That was a separate trip.
All right.
Got me all jumbled up.
Why you got to put me on blast here?
I don't know.
I'm trying to give this guy the business.
Because he's disrespecting my podcast,
which is probably the best podcast ever.
That I listen to.
And let me tell you something podcast ever that I listen to.
And let me tell you something, pal. I listen to it a lot. I download it
on a lot of devices, so it gets a lot
of hits. Alright?
So don't come here and say,
keep doing it in the podcast, I guess. Well, guess what?
Dave and Joe don't want to do it, and I've been getting them to do it
I guess for a while. So I think I
got this under control.
I can't handle this. And if you don got this under control. I think I can handle this.
And if you don't understand it,
hold on.
Here's a little bit of advice.
And then, Joe, Dave,
take me out with a big drop after this.
If you don't like it,
how about you turn the dial?
I am Arnold Schwarzenegger.
All right, let's play the last group of tapes here.
I'm really fumed about this, by the way.
It's not a joke.
I'm fumed by it.
Where are the tapes they sent?
Or they sent?
They're gone already.
Oh, they're gone already?
I took care of that.
I had them disposed of.
I had them disposed of.
It is a very strange thing.
What, France?
No, just the sending the tapes
and then just kind of being like,
I guess, you know, like, you know.
You can check them out or whatever.
My baguette.
My baguette could go moldy like this bread.
I don't really understand.
I do not understand.
You talk about moldy bread, but it is not baguette.
Just takes it to the French post office.
Cinzies of cross-teeth.
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit.
Make it go.
It's got the beret on, the black and white stripe.
He doesn't like the tapes he's sending.
So he goes to the post office and gets rid of them.
Isn't the tape culture the hipster part?
But you put out tapes.
No, no.
Over there, they haven't gotten to see.
Technology gets to them slower.
Oh, so they still just have tapes.
Yeah, that's like the consumer choice.
Oh, so he's like, I find these Americans, they...
No, you just brought up a really good point.
Because up until now, I was thinking when he said hipster culture,
he was talking about the tapes.
But you sent tapes.
But he sent tapes. You paid money to send the tapes. Over sent tapes but he sent tapes you paid money to send
money over a big body of water you know what I did the cake by the cake boss
clips is the cake boss clip it's American hipster cake boss what is this
is we don't even in France no no no no no no no no. What do they eat? What's their...
They make cake to throw it out for fun.
That's for dog.
Let them eat cake.
I make cake for dog.
I think you're getting into a Russian person now.
I got into a Russian person.
Keep going, though.
I like this.
I like the Russian.
I make cake for the dog.
We make cake for dog.
Very cold winter.
Only one cake for dog. Very cold winter. Only one cake for dog.
All right, should I start now?
Yeah, you start.
I want to play this 80 nights game.
If you think, well, we could just stop right now.
Yeah, we could probably do that too.
We could probably stop right now.
We should do an episode, our last episode,
we should stop right in the middle.
And it's coming.
I can feel it.
80 nights. Fewer and far between.
Lotus eyes on
bedlam tapes, right?
I think we should just do it biannually.
Biannually? That's pretty good.
I think we should do one really long one.
Did some light just turn off?
I think we should do one really long one
at the beginning of the year.
How long? Like 24 hours.
Like a marathon one.
Like the old school pirate radio stuff.
And just put out like an hour every other week.
We'd have to get some cocaine for Dave.
What that movie that Christian Slater's in?
Gleaming the Club?
Gleaming the Club.
Leonard Cohen's in the sound.
It's like his opening song in the show.
Everybody knows.
What's the name of that?
Everybody knows. He does a name of that? Everybody knows.
He does a pirate radio station
out of his basement.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
What is that?
I can't remember.
That's really going to bug me
if we don't figure that out.
He smokes a lot.
Is it not Gleaming the Cube?
Does he not have...
It's not Gleaming the Cube.
He doesn't have the radio in the...
Oh!
Pump up the volume.
Pump up the volume.
I'm so glad we got there.
Okay, what tape are you playing?
80 Nights 80 Nights
it's like 8
80 X Nights or something like that
80 X Nights
but the tape's called Lotus X Eyes
I think it's just 80 Nights
these fucking experimental musicians
with their ambiguous spellings
they just put the letters in places
that they're not
well thank god these are at least letters
because I've seen some stuff I'm going to tell you right now
it's just a symbol. Or it's just a symbol.
That I can't... I have to
look up how to reproduce it. I don't want to reproduce it.
Because it's not on the keyboard.
You have to learn the hockey?
That shouldn't be up to me.
I've got to Google special characters again.
Again.
Just to spell your band's name.
Yeah, it's not very smart marketing uh your branding's way off it's way if you need any help give me way out of whack i can help you brandon's way out of whack here bedlam tapes
number 45 this is some like some dream catalog motherfucker or something like that what some
dream catalog what's dream catalog 45 the label dream catalog? 45. The label dream catalog.
Oh.
It does the vapor wave.
Oh.
It's the dream catalog.
It does the vapor wave.
And this person's associated with that in some way.
This came out last year, right?
2017.
It's a me.
Your phone should have been left downstairs.
Dave, you didn't put that in the box?
Yeah.
My Scott Pruitt box downstairs?
Dave, put all your phones in my Scott Pruitt
box. Alright, Dave, what are you playing next?
I'm gonna play
Larry... Let's wrap her up, Dave. Come on, let's wrap her up.
Larry Wish and his guys. Oh, I almost brought
that tape. The mouth is the most
promising. Larry Wish and his
guys. On Bumpy!
Bumpy!
Bumpy is a label that Larry Wish,
whose real name I have right here in front of me.
Adam, do I not give it out?
Oh, no.
You're too late.
Adam Worven, I believe,
started this label Bumpy in order to release
some archival Larry Wish material.
Some stuff that I believe, this was recorded,
I believe, in 2012.
End of the world. End of the mind calendar. Good time. At Organ House. material some stuff that i believe this was recorded i believe in 2012 um and the other world
end of the mind calendar good at organ house did they ever start a new calendar i think it just
then starts over it just starts over yeah it's like if in 3 000 years they someone finds an old
every year you have our calendars and they're like december 20 you know like they and like the cats
it's just like just hang in there or the firefighter
has no shirt but he's got Santa pants on
in December and the hose is frozen
it's right by his garage
and I'm looking down
it's spraying out but it's ice
and every day I'm like never be January
I want this to be December forever
God our culture is going to be so weird
like gone to be huh
no I mean, you know,
through the lens of some futuristic
civilization. Oh, yeah, they're going to get it all
wrong. What is this outfit? And what is
this
cloth tube that he's holding?
Dave, I'm done with this hipster,
North American hipster talk. North American
with a K. You're a little too North American
hipster for me. You guys want to do some South American hipster
talk? I do. Okay.
I love soccer.
I love soccer.
Actually, I don't know.
I can't really get into it.
I don't really know anything about soccer.
Who are?
That's, yeah.
If we're hipsters, we don't like soccer.
Who are Larry Wish's guys?
Who are the guys?
Who are his guys?
What kind of hipster talk is this?
I want to know who his guys are.
What part of the world is this?
This is Larry Wish and his guys.
Saturdays for the boys.
Who are his guys?
Sean Kramer, Kate...
Kramer.
Kate Farsad.
That's not a...
What?
Well, Tim Hudson, Adam Werven.
Adam Werven is Larry Wish.
He's just one of the guys, I guess.
You ever see that movie?
One of the guys?
I love that movie.
That was a good movie.
She shows her boobs at the end. Yep, saw them. You never saw the movie. My dad used guys? I love that movie. That was a good movie. She shows her boobs at the end.
Yep, saw them. You never saw the movie.
My dad used to make a lot of comments about them.
I don't hear about your dad. What did he say about them?
They were all good comments about them.
I'm going to say no comment
that your father made. Just some classic
boobies? Well, yeah.
Joe, you see that? Those are some
classic boobies, buddy.
We're going to teach you all about the birds and the beasts.
What?
No, I'm curious what he had to say.
Tell me off the air.
He also enjoyed Phoebe Cats.
Phoebe Cats?
Phoebe Cates?
What's Phoebe Cats?
What is that?
She's from Gremlins.
Serious?
I like the member of the baby that danced during Alleyman's Veil.
You like the tits on the baby?
That's what you liked?
That's what we're talking about right now.
We're talking about boobs that my dad liked
in pop
famous actresses.
But you liked the baby
in Bally McBeal's
set of boobs.
In Bally McBeal's set of boobs.
I think you're
stretching it with famous. These people aren't famous. The people you're stretching it with famous.
These people aren't famous.
The people you're talking about.
At the time, I think they were.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so then I'm going to take us out, right?
Are we going to end this whole thing up?
Yep.
I guess.
We're going to keep doing the podcast, I guess, regularly.
I'm going to play from the
False Positive Crew
Death Bomb Arc
20 year anniversary
compilation
which I'm very
blown away
Death Bomb Arc
has been around
for 20 years
that seems crazy
that's insane
right
yeah
how long ago
was 20 years
the 60s
yeah
1969
Summer of Love
they started
I remember
getting Death Bomb Arc
stuff from my old distro
that's crazy I can't remember what any of it was and. I remember getting Death by Mark stuff from my old distro.
That's crazy.
I can't remember what any of it was.
And then I remember around a certain point in time, they did a lot of
like, I feel like they put out
like Robedor and Social Junk and stuff like that.
Am I wrong?
You're always wrong. I don't know.
You got your finger on a lot of stuff.
This one I'm not sure.
North American hipster culture.
Yeah.
I think there was something about Death by Mark in Fortune magazine.
Ooh.
Not the print version, I would assume.
Did Brent Eyestone leave it here and you saw it?
Yeah.
That's a good reference.
I hope three people heard that and were like, all right, yeah, I get that.
I'm going to play, there's a clipping track on here.
It's late.
That is, it's like a, what would you call it? Oh, this's a clipping track on here. It's late. That is, it's like a, what would you call it?
Oh, this is a clipping track?
Yeah.
What would you call it?
A cassette exclusive?
Ooh.
It's not on the band camp.
Oh, it's not on the band camp.
It's just on the tape.
It's something special just on the tape.
Yeah, they were just nominated for a Hugo Award.
A Hugo Award?
Yeah.
What's a Hugo Award?
I don't know.
Who was?
Deathball Mark?
No, clipping, Clipping.
Clipping were.
And I think Daveed Diggs, didn't he win like a Grammy or something?
Or a Tony?
For what?
A Tony?
Yeah.
For what?
Tony is like a...
I think Hamilton, right?
Yeah, on...
Broadway, my dear boy.
Broadway.
Broadway.
The stage.
Broadway, the stage.
Where's my award?
I don't know.
They just don't want to give it to you.
I talk about Hamilton all the time.
I would talk about him for so...
I used to call up Dave and be like,
Dave, let me rap to you about Hamilton real quick.
And he's like, it's really good, so just do it.
Where's my Hugo?
And what is a Hugo?
But the track on that, it's the last track on the piece.
Killer, Back to the Future, The Ride Remix.
Here, Joe, read off some of the other names on there.
Let me see here.
I'm going to pass you.
I love the colors, though, on this are perfect.
It's like a pink.
It is getting swampy in here.
It is getting swampy in here.
Oh, it's so hot in here.
Open that up.
The Oreos are so wet.
Did the Oreos get wet?
Yeah.
My baker told me, don't get those wet.
I don't really recognize
anyone on here
who we got
I didn't ask you to recognize
Miguel Mendez
and Jonathan Snipes
I thought you would just read it
Margo
is he related to Wesley
aren't I reading it
this has been going on
what am I doing
you just want to go into these tapes
well it's fine
you said
you thought I'd just read it
you want to read it
no let's go into this
let's end this up
oh you just want me to read it
but not say it
I see what you're doing.
I want you to do a hipster prank.
Do a hipster prank.
Oops.
That's a hipster prank.
I'm listening. I don't know. I am the light
I am the light
I am the light
I am the light I'm falling down the stairs tonight
In the Christmas of a town
I'm spinning up my life tonight
You're my little disease babe
Why do you let me down?
Where do the leaves go?
Now where do I put my congratulations?
Where? From the big screen
I can't stop me
But I'm still looking
For a little more
I know the answer
I just want it
To be my
Congratulations I am She's my congratulations
Friend
Me
I am my congratulations
A construction of love And you can stretch it out to fly In a teenage breakfast
With your happy
Still
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I The rumors of the shuttle are down tonight
It's the latest news from the southern town
This is all in fact a dream
But it's made in a way
The way that's been done
The way that's been done But where has the time gone? Losing the game is gone
Resisting my own pain
And this is my only
Congratulations to you I'm a man of the word Please don't go
And all my life I've been
A house of lies
A house of lies
A house of lies Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah
And I'm not going to hide From the light
Of the
Yeah
And I'm not going to hide
From the light Of the And I've got my heart
Yeah Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. The End I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. I'm out. Oh It's the spirit coming through. Thank you. Thank you. you know within that pipe you know it's it's the spirit coming through The killer killer is the killer, the killer killer, the killer killer is the killer, the killer killer, the killer killer is the killer.
Nine in the waist, half that in the glove box. Rope in the trunk, strict nine in the lunch box.
Hefty bag, ziplock, prada bag, holla bag
Plenty ties to go around in all these bitches on the sack
In the sack, murder cap, dial M for massacre
Dial nine, the outside lines will lead you to the catheter
Cater to the catty-comb, cat stand, kitty corner
But the realest gonna stand alone and shoot him like a soldier
Necktie Colombian, blood on the rug again
Rip a fucking liver out the gizzards
Jitterbugging in the chest cavity
Steal a gold tooth for the vanity
Snatch a wallet, call it in
The papers call it tragedy
It's nine lives, eight racks
Seven hoes to bring it back
Six tray, five miles per hour
Sitting on four flats
Three fingers twisted up
Two shots, rat rat
One King Kong motherfucker
Riding low in a fitted cap cat
this pock tick is my knock sniff
My time's up in this Glocks, bitch, I'm fired up and my cock's rich
Manned up to be boy down, gon' watch as my band-aid
Grip ten bills, call it blood money that I ripped up cause I'm half paid
Jackson rapin', Benjamin, please link it, good thing I have change
Picked up the penny face down, now my life turned upside down
So I rampage, let that pitbull bite down
What you scared of? Fuckin' pipe down
Pipe dreams for this gasoline, two fists covered in Vaseline
Ash my weed on this body bag, put raps in a bottle, then light the rag. Fuego gave
you basil, fuck your halo, say no to Darren Police who claim to care to save them. You ain't no
gangster, I'm a gangster, pot pills in the station, huh? So what's the mantra to the memento-minded?
I write that shit in blood, if you have a pencil, find it. Why so fucking quiet? I am the riot,
a repo, the dog in reservoir, tyrant beating the license on a poetic horse.
I'm calling from in the house.
That's what he said when the phone clicked off and the gun cocked back and his brains blew out.
And this bitch, she laughed, poured a glass and whispered, baby, make me shout.
But she ain't screaming no more because that dick up in her mouth.
Got pissed off, got pissed on, got pumped like a piston.
In Detroit, got a bitch born to cut bitches up from the wrist on.
And that's pimp shit where the hoe will will kill Lube up with the blood that's spilled
Can a crew fuck?
Yup, do tell
Ain't no dirt, she don't do well
And they love the way she do it
Fuckin' with lighter fluid
Bitch fire and know she knew it
Got that brain that'll make you stupid
That right when you go on a bus
Take them vice grips to your nuts
Crack them all from the wall to the window
Gon' be splattin' with your goddamn guts
And it's got like what?
God we trust
Kill for the money and kill for the lust
Killer be a killer, fuck a milli
Be a driller, fuck a chiller
Part of billy and the body's in the cut.
Yup, bag it, tag it, rub it down. Ratchet, hatch it, cut it, drown.
A motherfucker till he make no sound. Any true king gon' murder for the crown.