Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #127 | 6.17.18

Episode Date: June 17, 2018

JPEGMAFIA x Freaky, Wet Garden, Bary Center, Phteven Universe, Long Distance Poison, Juice Machine, Sun Hammer, Lyrans, Gateway, Wingclipper, Excavactions, and Bbblood.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Kasset Podcast. I lied. Turn me back up. Turn you back up? See? Just a little bit. Do all of this now. Tabs out. K Cassette Podcast. Episode we said. I lied. Turn me back up. Turn you back up? See?

Yeah, just a little bit. See? It was too late. Yeah. There we go. There we go. Do all of this now. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast.

Episode number. 127. What? Is that what it is? That's my favorite show. 127. 127? Uh-huh.

Oh, Mary. Oh, Mary. I love 127. That's the downstairs apartment from 227. Yeah, it was a spinoff. That was on the first floor. That was good. We got some clipping. Do you remember when. Yeah, it was a spinoff. That was good. Do you remember when... Do you remember the

227 episode with Pee Wee Herman? I don't remember a single 227 episode. No? No. I watched 127. Yeah. He's the better show. There was a thing back then when it was like, you either were 127 or you were 22-2-7.

You know 3-2-7 is coming out, right? Oh yeah, that's the reboot. Yeah, but I heard there's CGI in all the aliens. I'm not going to watch it. CGI as opposed to what would you rather than do? Practical effects.

Puppets and stuff. No, I'm a purist, so I only watch real aliens. Practical effects when it's not CGI? Yeah. I just called it puppets and stuff. I like it when there's puppets. Did they call it practical effects even back then? No, they just called it effects.

They were like, I'm so glad. You know, guys, I'm really glad we're doing practical effects. Is that more practical nowadays, though? Damn, you must have took a one here to the dome dave because was it ever practical was it ever practical it's like we need an alien all right i guess we gotta make one that's not practical it's not practical i'm thinking it'd be more practical if we just had one or we'll get the alien get the alien well i think making movies at all do the practical wasn't practical we're not ready for aliens yet. You're not. I am. Making movies definitely isn't practical.

No. So much money to make a movie. Millions of dollars. And there's so many people involved. The credits at the end. The best boy. The best grip. Key grip.

Boy grip. Give everybody medicine. I'll talk to you about that later. I have a whole system about giving people medicine. Until we get to that, let's play some cassette tapes. I was looking over your boys' selections here and I'm very proud of both of you. You did some good jobs.

I think probably when you were picking these tapes you were like, I want to wow the listener. I want to make my fans go bonkers. I like bonkers people. Joe B's. I don't actually think about about that i think it just happens naturally most times dave's real natural with this stuff oh yeah yeah my wow and bonkers yeah sometimes when i'm like in dave's closet like staring down i'm like how is he doing this so naturally i normally i i just don't get it i'm very everything is unnatural for me i'm like like, it's so practical. I was getting everything done.

Joby, you said you had a You had some complaints. I don't have any complaints. Leveled your way. Oh, yeah. About the show? About the show. What are these clowns saying now? Too many sound clips. Too many? Yeah.

Kind of a trick, right? I feel like it's the perfect amount of sound clips. A couple people. Who sang this? I'm not going to name. I don't name names. What sound clips specifically?

Oh, no. There wasn't a specific sound clip that they were like, that's being played too many times. I want to know. It was the amount of just sound clips they said. It's too much. I want to know what clowns you're hanging out with that are like, why aren't you guys playing more tapes? I hang out with a lot of clowns.

You hang out with so many clowns. It's all about the sugar. If you don't like the sugar, get out. Hey, hey, hey. Don't shoot the messenger. This isn't my complaint. Oh no, Joe, I'm not yelling at you. I think it's perfect. Joe, I would never do... You kidding me? Never been better.

I'm your best friend and you're a really good acquaintance of mine and I would be mean to you? Never. It's not practical. It's not a to you? Never. It's not practical. It's not a practical thing to do. It's not practical behavior. Too scary. Alright, Davey boy. Well, you know what? Why don't you start off? Give the people, give the B-heads out there what they want.

Go ahead and play a tape. You can play a tape. You can start it off. This one's for the B-heads. Coming in at number one. No more sound clips. What do you got, Joe B.? I'll play this. This is what they like.

The beekeeper. This is what they like. The thinking process. Couldn't find those. This JPEG Mafia with Freaky. I get irritated very, very easily. On Death Bomb Arc. JPEG Mafia Freaky collaboration.

Collaboration. Yeah. On the storied label Death Bomb Arc. Yeah.G Mafia freaky collaboration. Collaboration, correct. Yeah, yeah. On the storied label Death Bomb Arc. Yeah. Pass that on over here. This is a, I believe a cassette version. I believe.

Yeah. Don't quote me on this. Uh-huh. I believe the tape just came out, but there was like a CD version? That sold out. A compacted disc? Yeah. They somehow back in 2016, I believe, compacted the content on this cassette, which wasn't out yet, oned disc. They somehow, back in 2016, I believe,

compacted the content on this cassette, which wasn't out yet, on a disc, and released it. And now they're putting this out. Is that freaky right there? No, I think... Is that freaky on the cover? Oh, you know what?

Is that freaky on the cover? That's freaky. Because if you unfold it... You call that a fold? The other head is JPEG Mafia. JPEG Mafia, yeah. He looks like he took a one-hander to the dome. Look at that guy.

You blow sugar, I'll prep this cake. So I assume we're going to play the, what are we playing the track, Hop Out the Pussy on 21? Yeah. I got some audio. Hop Out the Pussy. I actually got some audio of hopping out the pussy right here.

Water and cake don't mix. That's what it sounds like, huh? What's this, an octopus? It's a lizard. It's a lizard. What is this? Death bomb arc number like 160 something? Oh, that's such a good color. Radio silence. I know barrington

hendrix that's jpeg mafia barrington barrington hendrix i know right is that jimmy hendrix dad yeah barrington yeah um it's his uncle all right davey boy barrington what are you going to follow up this jpeg mafia freaky the second amendment is the name of the tape, by the way. Dave, that's your favorite amendment, right? The Second Amendment? What's that, the gun one? What do you got there? That's a freedom one. I'm going to play this Deep in Earth tape.

How deep? Wet Garden. Ooh, very sexual. Well, maybe. Or, you know, just like if... Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? Maybe it has to do with food. Say it again. Feeding people.

Say it again. Deep in earth, wet garden. See, I think that's about like potatoes and stuff. Well, now you're just, Dave, if you're trying to get further away from sexual, don't bring up potatoes. It's the most sexual root vegetable. Beets.

Beets, garlic, leeks. Leeks? I'm going to say leeks is pretty sexual. I think you do sex wrong. At least I do it. I think this is a tape on Nolzone. Nolzone? Nolzone, a label that spells their name with a bunch of slashes and stuff. I never know is a tape on Null Zone. Null Zone? Null Zone. A label that spells their name with

a bunch of slashes and stuff. I never know with shit like that. It's like, I know you have fun with putting in little special characters. I'm just going to type Null Zone, just the letters. Just the regular... I'm an alphabet number man. Alright, Joe, you know me for a long ass

time. Alphabet number man. There's a duo, I think. How many people is that? Shannon Perry. Three. Michael Pierce. 66. I went to high school with Michael Pierce.

Yeah. Oh, yeah? Some synthy. Is that Pierce Brosnan's son? Mm-hmm. Some dreamy, well, I don't know if dreamy. Synth. Synth.

Hypnotic. Hypnot. Kind of. Hypnodogic. Yeah, I don't know. Psychotropic. They call of psychotropic they call that psychotropic you'll hear it Dave get into the drug scene I'm way into drug culture

oh yeah I know all the drugs Tylenol Benadryl you were just talking about giving medicine to people you guys like halls I get fucked up on halls. Who are the little green guys in the commercials that you got to get rid of? Little green guys?

Yeah. And you get rid of them. Flintstones vitamins. That's what it is. The Flintstones vitamins. I love them. No, I don't know what- Black is not green.

Oh. Huh? No, but there are cartoon characters in the commercial, Dave, so this isn't like a documentary. So it could be black. There's a little artistic license being involved. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, green wouldn't be my first choice if I was making a cartoon black thing.

Who is deep in Earth, and how deep in the Earth are we talking about? Deep. How deep? Deep. Real deep. So deep we find a tomato pie in a hole? You ever dig a hole and you find a tomato pie in it?

That's where they grow. I'm going to play after that. Deep in the garden. Deep in a wet garden in the earth. How do I want to start this off with? I'm going to start off with this Barry Center tape that just came out. Ooh, I love Barry Center. That's going to be my pick.

Barry Center. Who I just found out. I was very excited. How deep in the earth? The Barry Center. See, that's why it works, Dave love Barry Center. That's the one we might pick. Who I just found out. I was very excited. How deep in the earth? The Barry Center. See, that's why it works, Dave. Our humor. A lot of people don't know this.

I'm really funny. Dave's really funny. But we have this kind of magic that when we go together, it's kind of like a Jordan Pippen thing. But now comes the hard part. This tape is called Betrayal. It just came out on a label called... I got it written down because it's always human.

It's written nowhere on the tape anywhere. I mean, you would think this is just a self-titled release. With way too scary cover, by the way. Look at that. There's someone drew a... Amputated leg in an eyeball? With spaghetti in it. I like spaghetti, though. They put spaghetti in an eyeball with spaghetti in it i like spaghetti

though they put spaghetti in the leg a lot of people wait to the peppers the roast of peppers on it there's an eyeball was that a half tone pattern in the background um i'm gonna play the last track off this tape it's called memory oh i remember what i wanted to say and i was very proud of this i was very proud of finding it you know on discogs you know the website when you go oh i love the cogs i'm always browsing the car you're always calling me up it's like dave it's two in the morning what do you want and you're like well mike i'm on the scogs and i just found a new artist they if you're like on there and you're like joe b but then there's another joe b and they're jooby 2 now. This guy, Mark Williams

from West Virginia. He's Mark Williams number 69 on Discord. He should be extremely proud of himself. Hey Mark, give yourself a clap. 69! I was wondering if you still have this song. All right, so let's start this off. Episode, remind me again?

One, two, seven. Ulberry. Started off with a little JPEG Mafia freaky collab with Death Mom Arc. Go into that... What was next? Oh, Deep in Earth on Doll Zone. I gotta pick just the right one.

The Barry... New Barry Center. Always Human. You ready to check these out and see if they work? Let's do it. Well, you call them fingers. I'll call them propellers. pillars. Mama told me I'm too cool to be young How about that pussy, I'm 21 How about that pussy, I'm Jesus Black savior with a Caesar I travel the world with no visa

Kissing white ass like Koreans Young Leonard every season I'm always on defense Now how about that pussy, I'm 21 Licensed to kill with a dirty gun. My girl said, only y'all make her come. Told her,

X-Man the same shit. Playing cards like Gambit. Wolverine claws out in Hamden. The cops come, Nick scrambling. Peggy stands still like a man. On wax, it go,

wiki, wiki, wiki. On the track, you can see me like Houdini Who he to me, do I DJ? Nay, just sticky like I'm hanging with Penny Proud, look at me, ow

Popped out the pussy, 23-year-old child Spit the Dutch like Moses Spit the now, that was then, this is now Wet, witty, gone, digital. Don't ask me how, actually, child, sit your ass down. How about that pussy, I'm 21. How about that pussy, I'm 21. How about that pussy, I'm 21.

How about that pussy, I'm 21. How about that pussy, I'm 21, 21 How bout that How bout that pussy I'm 21 How bout that pussy I'm How bout that pussy I'm 21, 21 How bout that Bitch I am not with the fuck shit I bring the dope to your funk shit I bring the dope to your mama house Just to show you I ain't frontin'

Neptune's with the drum hits MF Doom with the sample flips Peggy should have his own drum kit Peggy should have his own I deny my identity Like I was Bill Maher Cause I steal cars and I drive across the country Lookin' for niggas to kill off

I'm not the one I'm just a spark in the sun and I'm blockin' your moonlight Cause I'm so bright and I'm so hard and I'm such a bitch. Nigga scratching for shit while my finger itch. Trigger glitching in the system, the matrix I play for pistons. This a defensive year. Ask about me, I don't care. Ask about me, I ain't there.

Stitches or pawns, make him get off of my lawn. Tie him up and hit the river at dawn. Make him learn every last word to the song. How about that pussy, yo shit 21? Six-year-old. Five-year-old. Four-year-old. One-year-old.

Two-year-old. Three-year-old. Hopped out the pussy, I'm 21 Learned how to walk, 20-something Fresh out of prison, I'm 40 I ain't got shit, I ain't worthy They tryna retire my jersey They wanna do the boy dirty

They wanna give me a purpose They monetize, feeling worthless They cut me out of the surplus The fuck did I do to deserve this? I'm onized, feeling worthless. They cut me out of the surplus. The fuck did I do to deserve this? I'm on foreign land and deserted. Run for your life, you heard me. Run for your life, you heard me. Mobility's life, you heard me.

Mobility's life, you heard me. I'm in a foreign institute. I heard the word drive a coupe. I'm in a fucking chicken coop. It's like 10 by fucking 2. How about the pussy? I'm 21. Licensed to kill with a dirty gun.

22. 6-year-old. 5-year-old. 3-year-old. 1-year-old. 4-year-old. 5-year-old. 7-year-old.

3-year-old. 1-year, 2 year old, 4 year old. Thank you. We hear so much about the slavery. 300 years ago, our grandfathers were slaves, or 200 years ago, our grandfathers were slaves. Well, for god's sakes did we have anything to do with that i had no part in it i had no slaves are they blaming us for what happened three years ago let's forget the past think of the future build up the future and why keep hemming and hawing over the same thing over and over and over again and they say you must give me land because my grandfather was a slave.

Well, then I would say, for God's sakes, find the man who had your grandfather as a slave and then demand the land from him. Don't bother me because I had no part of it. We're not going to be fine We're not going to be fine We're not going to be fine Kill me Kill me Kill me Kill me Oh, my dear No more, no more

You'll see You'll see To see you so You need to To be Thank you. Thank you. And to stay With you I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here um

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Apologies. That was Wet Garden, not Deep in Earth. Oh, yes. The name of the project was Wet Garden. You messed up. I messed it up. Null Zone number 21. That was a C-36.

In addition to 50 days, it came out with a new Ryan Evans tape I was listening to. It was pretty tight. Oh, yeah? Yeah, man. I said, has he been doing stuff in between the end of Hooker Vision and the beginning of the new label? Yeah, they had that other label that I forget what it was called.

Ryan Evans and Rachel Evans. What was it called? I don't want to say it was called Adversary and then it not be. So I'll look. Adversary Bandcamp. I'll just type. I'm going to get some shitty hardcore band called Adversary. Yeah, five dudes.

Yeah, that's definitely what that is. Adversary Electronics. Man, that's, you know, my dogs can sniff on that. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, that's it. They did like, we played electronics. Man, that's a, you know, my dogs can sniff on that. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, that's it. Okay. They did like, we played something off that, like a motion sickness tape or something. Or maybe a quiet evenings tape.

I think a quiet evenings tape we played. Right on. I just haven't seen many Grant Evans tapes. No, not as much as a certain point in time, Dave. You're correct. You are correct. Mike's getting into trains. I'm getting real into trains. I'm mainly the caboose.

You're a power caboose. I am a power caboose. Don't put me on blast, man. Come on. That's private. You told me that in confidence. I like the crossings. I'm a big crossings guy.

I'm the big bridgehead. I might get into trains. Ooh. I'm a big crossings guy. I'm the big bridgehead. Bridgehead. I might get into trains. Huge bridgehead. My favorite thing is tunnels, though. Just train terrain. Train terrain. Oh, you don't want any train on the tracks? You don't want any huge...

Yeah, you... No, it's just tracks. It's empty tracks. You make friends with a guy that likes trains, and he comes over and puts them on. He can come over and bring... No! No!

Just look at it. No trains! No trains. I want it pristine! You joke about this, Dave, but this sounds like an excellent friendship. Joe likes virgin tracks. Virgin tracks. Oh, that should be the name of your railway. Virgin rails. People come over and they want to put their trains on it,

and I'm like, nope. Not a chance, man. Trains off the tracks. Virgin rails is a pretty good project. You should constantly have... Yeah, someone pretty good project. You should constantly have... Yeah, someone can use that. You should constantly have workers, like little workers on your rails.

They're always working on it. It's not ready yet. Oh, and your big thing is the signs with the emergency, like heavy traffic due to train. It's always heavy traffic. Too spooky. I's always heavy traffic. Too spooky. I don't like that. Do you want to go sit and wait

at a crossing? No, I'm not into that yet. No? No. I love those videos. I actually have some cassettes. We're like, wow! Can you believe it? It's a CXX 2200! I have some tapes downstairs

that I bought at a junk store that say dates on them And it's like, it's a CXX 2200. I have some tapes downstairs. I have some tapes downstairs that I bought at a junk store that say, like, dates on them and a kind of train. And they're local. And it's just audio of the trains coming by. Yeah, I could probably find them in a little bit. That would be amazing. I think they're in an old broken refrigerator in the basement. Where one is, you know. Three-story magnetic tape.

That's where you store that kind of thing. All right. Who wants to go now store that kind of thing. All right. Who wants to go now? Well, I went. Go again. You did such a good job. You did such a good job. I'm going to play this,

and I don't know how to say this word. You're so dumb. It's P-H-T-E-V-E-N, which I found out was a meme for that dog, like a snarl-toothed dog. Okay. Okay. Okay. okay, okay.

Fit even? Yeah, the memes. I know about these. You know about the memes, right? Yeah, I don't know about this specific one, just in general. Some sort of dachshund mix with a snarl-tooth. I'm not going to open up this tape and another meme's going to be in there, is there? Well, there might be. This is pure vaporwave magic.

This is hard vapor, from what I understand. The hardest vapor. You want it as hard as possible. Because you want it to last. Which is like, going back to the roots. Actually, let's see. For an avocado, you want them... You don't want them hard. It's technically a nut.

Vaporwave's like the opposite of an avocado. But this is all perfect vaporwave. On the spine, it has the opposite of an avocado. But this is all perfect Vapor Wave. You know, like on the spine, it has the PlayStation logo up top. Okay. Then the Arizona iced tea logo at the bottom. All right. You're doing good.

You're doing some goofs. All right, all right. It's goofy. On the inside. All right. I don't think we can legally play those. No, I'm not allowed to. There's a logo.

It says death, but that's for a water. What water company is that? I can't say. Oh, I'm not. There's a logo. It says Death, but that's for a water... What water company is that? I can't say. Oh, it looks familiar. Yeah, we're like Quartz Light or something. No, I think that's a... I swear that's a water. Oh, yeah. That's the regular one. What's the one that's everywhere? Geyser. Begins with an A.

Awesome. Awesome water. Awesome water. Awesome water company. And then, you know, you got dolphins on the cover, PC computers, the Internet Explorer logo. A lot of windows open. A lot of windows open, a lot of tabs. Plants.

Evian. Is it Evian? It's Evian. It's Evian. Waterfalls. A little side note, don't go chasing those. Don't go chasing those. Don't go chasing those. Don't go chasing those.

Good advice, Mike. Water. You're going ahead. A 3D model little pool with a dolphin in it and a ladder. Yeah. So anyway, this is pure hard vapor. Pure. This is the hardest of the vapor, right?

This is like diamond vapor. It's diamond vapor. They call this diamond vapor. I've been calling this diamond vapor for a bit now. Yeah, Joe, you're right. I'm looking at this. This is a peach. This is a vaporwave peach.

Yeah. And you're telling me the glitter tape. The glitter tape's nice. I'm against them. You don't like them? Then why? I don't like the glitter because it's a big environmental hazard. It'll jam up the gears.

Yeah, I'm a big environmental hazard. I drive a Prius, so you know that I love well you don't hear it it's so silent see I wouldn't know got a Nissan it's not a got a little purr to it is that a hybrid

2017 not a hybrid but she's nice you're right though this is some diamond vapor right now I'm clocking in like 58, 59 miles per gallon. What do you got? In the Nissan. I wouldn't mind checking.

We could scroll through the computer. Oh, you have a computer? Yeah. Right. I have a locomotive myself. Locomotive. I'm a locomotive man. You're telling me this person is a big meme head.

That's what they're implying with the fat even. Fat even? Fat even universe? Yeah. The memes go so quickly now it's hard to keep up. And I gotta,

I'm not gonna brag about the speed of my connection. Joe, do you have trouble keeping up with memes? No, I love memes. I keep up with them pretty good. Well, there's so many. There are a lot.

I understand what Mike's saying. There's a lot. For him, there's a lot. Because now they've now spider-webbed into different genres, and you can be into a genre of meme and not even know about another meme. Yeah. Well, for Mike. For Mike, though. Mike doesn't know anything about anything. I have no problem keeping up with the genres and the numbers. Oh, you're a numbers man.

I'm just trying to relate to the average person. I know about this. Excuse me. I popped out the pussy a little too early. I hope no one zoomed ahead from the beginning. It's like, what is he talking about? All right, so you're playing the meme tape. I'm playing the meme tape.

It's a real meme-looking tape. Dave's playing like a terrarium tape. That's what it looks like on the cover. I love terrariums. Oh, yeah. Oh, big terrarium. It's like a jungle. Water jungle.

This is like, the cover looks like if you played Contra and it scrambled and froze. Oh, yeah. You know what that happens. You got right at the end and then that happens. Long Distance Poison. Knock Mog. Knock Mog.

Long Distance Poison. Yeah. Tape on Housu. Housu. Housu. Oh, yeah. This was with the quick sales tape. Number 75.

Mountain. Number 75. Is that a funny number? No, it's not that funny the seven's kind of like a pecker the seven is shaped like a pecker what i mean what this came out the quick sales tape he means a three obviously i had to tattoo a pecker the other day three oh yeah yeah like you tattooed a picture of a pecker on someone yeah or you tattooed someone who whose name was it was a picture of a pecker what if you had a tattoo of a picture of a pecker on someone? Yeah. Or you tattooed someone whose name was Pecker? It was a picture of a pecker. What if you had to tattoo a picture of a pecker on a person named Pecker?

Well, it was the cover of a Cannibal Corpse record, and the dude has an eviscerated, is that the right word? Eviscerated. All right. Is it pulled off? Yeah, it's separate from his body. What is? His pecker?

Yeah. Where's his pecker? It's separate. Just right out front. The dude's all cut up, and there's maggots coming out of him. Oh, you're not talking about the dude you tattooed? No, no. The pecker? It's separate. Just right out front. The dude's all cut up, and there's maggots coming out of him. Oh, you're not talking about the dude you tattooed. No, no, the pecker. The picture of the pecker.

Joe, let me walk you through this. What I thought happened, because you're in the tattoo world. Oh, there's some crazy. I mean, I know about pain stains. They call me the painted man. My only concern is running out of clean skin to get more fucking pain stained fresh tats. And it's a crazy world and I know the world a little bit.

More of a comedy man. What I thought happened was, and I'm dead dead serious, a guy walked in with his pecker in a jar. Oh, and you wanted me to tattoo it. Would you have ever done that? I wouldn't do it. Yeah. How much does something like that cost?

I don't like talking. How much does something like that cost? I don't like talking about money on the air. So what do you got, Dave? Long distance poison. Long distance poison. A duo from New York City. I know that message, pal. The biggest of the apples.

That's where they keep it. The best city. Brooklyn duo. That's the best borough of a city. They're in Brooklyn. They sell something there called falafel. That's where I always see them. You can get it anytime you want. Anytime. Anytime you want, Dave. Huh? Falafel. Oh, yeah. You can get falafel at

3.15 in the morning. You can go to a water park. You can go to a public water park. Hold on, Joe. Listen up. Bodega. Alright? Never heard of it. Obviously. Haven't been there yet. That's what they call corner stores. Ever hear of a little fellow named Anthony Weiner?

All right. Woody Allen. Made a few pictures. Maybe you heard of. It's called New York. All right? Look it up. Is that his real name?

Woody Allen? Yeah. Yeah. Anthony Weiner? Yes. That's his real name. What are you talking about? I never knew that.

That's where they wrote the Statue of Liberty. Oh, the Statue of Liberty is my favorite statute. Check the emails. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? All right, yeah. So this is house suit number 75. Stinky sizers. All kinds of fun sounds.

Yeah. Contra. Contra jamming. Contra freezing. What is it called? Like knock something? Just name it something that you can say. Knock, M-A-G-H.

I don't know. Joe, say the name of an imaginary tape. Imaginary tape? Black Mosh? Yeah, that's enough. We can say that. Hand me that tape. What am I going to follow this up with? So you got a meme.

You know what that is, Mike? Meme in New York City. Meme in New York City. So I'm going to go Paris with Juice Machine. Juice Machine. Juice Machine. We used to have a Juice Machine. We gave it away.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That thing was awesome. I loved it. I don't know why we gave it away. It was so quiet. Yeah. It was the Prius of Juice Machines.

Jesus Christ. That's where they got to where... That's the engine in a Prius. The engine is a juice machine. You're making juice while you're driving? Well, no. You can, though. They have to pay extra for that.

Okay. I wouldn't mind paying extra because I like the little... It's a monthly charge. I like the niceties in life. I go there for a while. You do have it. Juice machine parallel patterns. This is Roger Smith, right?

Jeff Kirk. Oh, you know it is. And Heather Chessman. I believe they're married or maybe they're, you know, they might, you know how kids are today. They do whatever they want. They do whatever they want. New batch on Moon Mist.

Dan D, who used to do Excitebike tapes, now is doing Moon Mist music. That's right. I always forget that that is his new thing. It's, There's... There's some distance between the batches, and it's very low-key. And it's all good stuff.

He's put out like five or six tapes with this. All the covers are of this vellum paper, which I like. Very nice. I don't like it every time. I don't like when a label does it every time. Oh, but they're printing directly on the vellum? Oh, Joe. I missed that. the vellum? Oh, Joe.

Directly on it. Directly on it. I don't think I've seen really that too much. Maybe. Have I? Alien passengers, it does it every time. I don't think you need to stick to it. Usually, I feel like it would just...

No, you can see. If you use the right ink. If you use the right ink. All right. If you're using the good stuff. If you're importing that stuff from China, Joe. You got to do a certain DPI? You got to do the best DPI.

Here's something I don't like, and I'll just put it out there right away. Okay, hold on. Let's hear it. This little alien guy that's like their logo or whatever on the back, is that their logo? Is that on every tape? Lately, yeah. Well, why is the top of his head cut off?

Let me see. Oh, yeah. Like it was designed to be in a square, and they they're like i just put it on the spine or put it on the back crap it doesn't look that bad no no it does i have a he's in a moon miss shirt i should go see if it's the same thing i should see if it's cut off on that yeah the excite bike logo was like the jordan logo dunk in the bastard noise skull which send me that that's's nice. Send me a gold necklace of that.

I see you look at this piece. It's a C40 edition of 50. Hell of a new batch, like I said. M.I.S.T. is spelled with a Y. It's a very important piece. Is it spelled with a Y? Excuse me? Is it spelled with a Y? Kind of a trick, right?

It is a word trick. That was a video game. I think it's a... That was a video game. What is the... Mist? Yeah. I never played that. I never played it either.

It's like a puzzle, right? It's like a puzzle one, yeah. The soda that the... Faygo. Clown Posse. Yes. Moon Mist, I believe, is a Faygo. It is a flavor, actually.

It is a flavor. Yeah. Kind of a trick. Chocolate. Chocolate. I love chocolate soda. Put it in the crock pot. A lot of people like the red peppers. Throw some red peppers on top of the pizza. Chocolate. Chocolate. I love chocolate soda. Put it in the crock pot. A lot of people like the red peppers.

Throw some red peppers on top of the pizza. Love it. I cannot tell you. It's confidential. All right, let's play these three tapes. You ready, boys? Uh-huh. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and start the recording. Right, right. Um, and it's not necessarily to one extent to school's simple limitation of hearing as a partner. And the most simple limitation of hearing as a partner is when you're calling a similar.

Right, right. Um, but there are some similar as a partner, and I think they're both of them. Basically quiet, although somewhat different in the face. Both of them on the shy side. Another similar between us would be that gentle leaning in. Joe I'm going down the street. I love you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. The Earth

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That was like a... Kind of a trick, right? We're all still chewing and stuff here. This isn't professional. We're losing subscribers. How do you say it? Fativan universe? Is that what it is?

Fativan? Sure. You know what's funny is like Dan D, who we just, do we play that? Oh, who put out that juice machine tape used to be an uneven universe. Oh, I did that on purpose. But I picked after you. It's called a callback. It's a call, it's a practical.

Practical back. Practical back. That's what I played football in high school. That's what they called your caboose back in high school, practical back. Joe B has to wear practical back jeans because he's not shaped like a normal boy. They make it look regular. Chome Charity, I guess, is the name. There's so much millennial meme stuff going on here.

I can't keep up. I think they're from Philadelphia. I'm reading some stuff here. He made some Mr. Krabs thing. Diamond vapor. Yeah, the hardest. I think he's a fake alt-right site that he made or something like that.

Or this all could be a ruse. You think somebody's going to get one over on me. Did you go to the fake alt-right website? I went there and it said click here to download. It's been downloading. It's been taking a while. It's already asked for my passwords. Why does it need all of my passwords? alt-right website? I went there, it said click here to download, and it's been downloading, it's been taking a while. It's already asked for my passwords,

but I don't know, why does it need all of my passwords? What do we play? That long distance poison tape, the New York Knicks, Spike Lee. Oh, New York stuff? You know who loved New York? John Lennon.

John Lennon loved it. He loved New York. Yeah. Imagine, imagine a Beatle. 1969. Summer of Love. A big Masonic number.

Everybody do big smooches. Rock and roll happening. Woodstock. Do drugs. New York City. And then Juice Machine Parallel Patterns on Moon Mist Music. Moon Mist. All right.

So now that we're back, now that we've collected ourselves. Did you ever get passworms? I've never got passworms. How are your worms, Dave?

Crisscross had passworms. My worms are fine, but my password, did you ever get passworms on your computer? What happens when

you get passworms? You try to type in your password and then little worms come and steal the dots off the screen. Oh no. What do they do

with the dots? I don't know. Nesting, maybe? There must be some big nest of those dots somewhere. Worms nest. Did they take the asterisks, too, or just the dots? It's in the cloud. You don't want to know.

It's in the cloud. I'm dealing with the cloud right now, Dave. You don't believe. We know all about your cloud problems. You have big time cloud problems, Joe. I do. Joe, you've started the last two blocks. JP's playing with a knife.

I see that. Very scary. That's pretty good. You're a greaser. Dave tried to be a greaser one time. It didn't work out. Me and Joe still have the club. Oh, man.

Once a week. Talk about greaser stuff. What was the name of that guy's YouTube again? Oh, God. I wish I knew. I deleted my computer. I deleted I deleted it from my computer. I deleted that YouTube user from my computer. Look up Rockabilly Greaser style on YouTube.

It was a good time. There was a guy that he had, like, how-tos? He had how-tos, how to be a greaser, why he became a... He was a Rockabilly Greaser. Oh, Rockabilly Greaser. You guys, today we're going to talk about greaser weapons. A lot of greasers carry a blade. Some of the best weapons a greaser can have, you just break a bottle in a pinch.

You can use that for glass. He does self-defense videos on this little crappy mattress garage. I say give him a chance. He's practicing how to throw a punch. Be best. Hashtag be best. I say give him a chance. He's practicing how to throw a punch. Be best. Hashtag bad boy stuff. All this bad boy stuff. I know all that stuff already.

How to flick your cigarette lighter open. Oh my God. He reviews hair products. Yeah, like pomades and such. And knives and switchblades and stuff. I don't understand the knives. I don't understand. The stories aren't interesting.

When he's talking about getting into greasing. I don't understand. The stories aren't interesting. When he's talking about getting into greasing. Getting into greasing. Is that really what they say? No, they don't because this guy's a fucking poser. I'm calling him out. He's a greaser. Actually, I'm going to get into it.

Careful, it's my address on the website. Might be the new thing I get into. I don't need greasers showing up here on their fucking bikes. But his website was somethingart.com, which was really weird. Might have been fake. Maybe it was an art piece. Practicalart.com. All right, Joby.

You want me to start again? Yeah, brother. You've been doing a hell of a job. I'm proud of you. You brought some peaches tonight, man. These tastes have been peaches. They're not ripe yet, though. You don't think so?

You think the tapes are going to get better with age? I'm going to play the Sunhammer tape. Just Sunhammer. Sunhammer. Not some hammer. You want to play some hammer? Some MC Hammer? Hammer don't hurt.

It's subtitled on Full Spectrum Records. And by the name of Sunhammer, the music doesn't go with the name. What do you think it's going to sound like, Dave? Sunhammer? Yeah. What do you think Sunhammer? When you hear Sun name. What do you think it's going to sound like, Dave? Sunhammer? Yeah. What do you think Sunhammer? When you hear Sunhammer, what do you think of? Like acoustic-ish black metal.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. I could definitely see that. Like folky black metal. Like what's that one? Agalosh? Agalosh.

No, I think it's like a... But I think like a drone or a... I think of a shady black metal project. Shady black metal, but that's along the lines of a shady. The tracks in between the tracks are the folky tracks. And then there's the droney black metal tracks. But it's not what this tape sounds like. It's not?

No. What's it sound like? It sounds like something else. It sounds like something else. Yes. Something not that stuff. Yes. Free yes.

There is a parental advisory sticker on the front, so just if you're under 18, just don't listen to this part. I like modular yes. Mommy says there could be corpse words. Mommy says, Mike, you can't listen to that. Beck Mellow Gold.

Metallica and Justice for All. All on the no list is that real? did your mom really not let you listen to Beck Mellow Gold? because he was a Scientologist man I'm a tomato pie

and I just wanna listen to Mellow Gold I'm a loser baby I listen to your metal oh you like metal? that's too scary I don't like him, go away I listen to your metal. Oh, you like metal? This guy's too scary. I don't like him. Go away.

What were we talking about? Johnny sucks. Johnny sucks in undies. Coming at you metal time. Isn't that what this is called? We're going to play some fucking metal. Little Spectrum number 62. Is that a funny number?

It's not that funny. No, we'll get there. Johnny Sh... They didn't write on American money on the cover. That's illegal. That's illegal to write on American currency. I like how this does look like a tape from like 1989. It does, yeah.

The cover has that classic... Because the cover was made for the CD. Yeah, the cover was made for the CD. What's the font that they used on all the tapes back then, Dave? Bold. Meme bold. Red meme bold. That sounds pretty cool.

Oh, it went away. That was because the effect was on it. That is pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Do that again. Put that out. Put that out. You don't even have to pay us.

Practical wiener. It's called practical wiener. I want to get paid. PayPal me what you think is fair. PayPal me what you think is fair. All right, Dave, what are you going to play? I didn't know it was my turn. I don't know where my pile of tapes went.

You're right. He said pile. Here we go. Here we go. That's because there's only one left. Oh, you got a gem there, Dave. It's a rainbow. Pride month. Yeah.

There we go. All right. All right. I see what you did there, Dave. Of course, we'll probably just play more men. We don't have the best track record. It's got an O-card with some beautiful horizontal stripes on it. In our defense, either do you, all right?

Ooh, slide that out again. Lirens? Lirens? Tape's called Float Lines. Ooh, Float Lines. Ooh, Float Lines. I love Float Lines. That's probably some technical term for some sort of graphic design thing, right?

Yeah. Float lines, yeah. Yeah. Did you remove the float lines on this Adobe? You have to bleed all the way to the float lines. Chester just got the final AI file. Do a full page bleed on the float lines. Chester, you didn't rasterize the float lines, Chester.

You got to embed the fonts. What is it called again? Lirans. Lirans? How do you

spell it? I don't read the Lirans. I don't like them. Chester, the bitmap is corrupted.

So yeah, it's got this crazy O card with all these beautiful colors on it and then you take that off. And the stripes are going the other way. And then those stripes are going the other way

in a little cropped out gray box. What do you boys think about the gray box? Should the stripes have bled off the page? No, I don't like it. I like it just how it is. You like it just how it is? Me too. I like Joe.

Me and Joe do the same thing. I think that might be two xylophones. Two what? That's what I think it is. Two xylophones. Two what? I think it is. Two xylophones. Oh, get off of it, Dave. Come on. Get off of it. Quit fooling.

Come on. I'm sorry. I was trying to do a prank. I'm sorry. How's your Bitcoin? Oh, it's blown up. Forgot to turn that fan off. I don't want people to know how well we live it up in here. I don't want people to know how well we live it up in here. I don't know who put this out.

Pile of Tunes Tunes. Oh, Tunes Tunes. Pile of Tunes Tunes. Come on out of Tunes Tunes. Pile of Tunes Tunes? Yeah. What? Number one.

Oh, number one. The first one. Three. That's very good. I like that number. 66. Pass it on over here. Let me take a look's very good. I like that number. Let me take a look at it. It looks like a peach. You boys are doing good, now you should be proud of yourselves.

These listeners are probably blowing their loads listening to your selections, guys. Well, what is this Oakheart made out of? Is it a hard stock? Feel this. You're in the industry, you don't know what this is? So if I brought this to you, you wouldn't know how to match it?

Please, I could match it. I could definitely match it. I don't know. It's a nice stock. Great printing. A little glossy kind of-ness to it. I like the... Oh, the blow tape with the gray.

They went all gray and white on the inside. What are these people out of their minds? All that color on the outside. Then they went real subtle. All gray and white on the inside. Very are these people out of their minds? All that color on the outside, then they went real subtle. All gray and white on the inside. I love it. I see what you guys are doing. I see what you're doing.

Check it out. What do you think? I like it. I like it a lot. I gotta follow this up. Gateway. I'm gonna do Gateway. The Dawn of the Civil Savage. The Dawn of the Civil Savage. The Dawn of the Civil Savage. Cassette that just came out on Castle Bravo.

Castle Bravo number 26. That's a new Jared Diamond book. Dawn of the Civil Savage. Who's Jared Diamond? He's the guy that did all those guns, germs, and steel. He's a lizard. Oh, he's a lizard man? Well, you call him fingers. I'll call him propellers, Germs, and Steel. He's a lizard. Oh, he's a lizard man? Yeah. Well, you call him Fingers.

I'll call him Propellers. He had documentaries and stuff. This is the Doberman crew out of Indiana. I'm a thriller guy, Dave. Yeah. You like the Da Vinci Code. I like the Da Vinci Code. The Da Vinci Code backwards.

You ever read the Da Vinci Code backwards? What? I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, man. It's some next level shit me and the guys have been working on. Satan comes out if you do it right. Yeah. As soon as you get to Tom Hanks, you say Tom Hanks' name backwards

and Satan's like there. He's a huge Gump fan. Remember Bloody Mary? Did you guys ever do Bloody Mary? I've done Bloody Mary a couple times. I saw it once. We talked about it. I don't want...

Say it right now. See what happens. Nope. Too scary. Just say it. Bloody Mary. Like I said, the Doberman. That's the most disgusting sound.

It's a little too wet. Yeah. I like that one. That's one. I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grow out of it. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. And then when they team up with John Olsen,

I think they're crazy Doberman or something. He's like a... He gives them that magic power. Who, Tom Hanks? No, John Olsen, the meme man. He's the other meme man in the wolf eye. Come on, Joe. I thought we were talking about Da Vinci Code.

Come on. I didn't see that part. If you watch it backwards. Oh, then John Olsen's there? Yes. But I've spoken. We've spoken on a bunch. I think we play something every time Castle Bravo puts out a patch.

I'm eating it right now. It tastes so good. It's always good. It's juicy. It's solid. This is like, I think this kind of sounds like, I mean, I think this is like a romance novel soundtrack. Oh, I want to hear it.

What kind of romance are we talking about? Very sexy. Like grocery store, like checkout line romance. Sex and the checkout line. You got it. Yeah. French kisses and checkout line. French kisses.

Hold on. The romance novel that I'm writing, it's called Hot Kisses in the Frozen Section. And this is going to be the book on tape. I just got to lay down the words. All right, all right. I'll do it for you guys if you want me to while it plays. Nah, maybe.

All right, let's get into these three tapes. I think this is it, isn't it? Nah, I got one more. Oh, wait, Are we still recording? Yes. I want to say something else. I keep forgetting to say this. There's a contest tonight.

Tonight? Or whenever you listen to this. This episode. At the very end, after we play all the tapes, we're going to play another tape. And if you can, the first person to tweet us what it is wins we'll send you something but it can't be there's one person

and you know who you are you know I'm not going to say who it is you can't say it you can't tell anyone else and you know who you are alright let's play these tapes these tips. and get into a violent interaction Thank you. so With a hydrophone, we can listen to the muttering of fish. Got paid somehow Converting my time into green energy somehow we all need somehow make a

contribution feel a sense of inclusion get in somehow because you gotta do what you gotta do where you wanna go it's all worthwhile though what you put in it must come back out again got right somehow mantra gotta save only rainy days that's how i was raised i've grown in some ways found that middle ground making sure attitude is sound but god played somehow converting my green energy into ways i feel free simultaneously looking for contentment and only to be bound by it She says she loves you, baby She makes everyone crazy She is the reason why we don't know We will never become crazy

That just sounds crazy Crazy Crazy We'll never become easy. That just seems crazy. Crazy. Got needs right now. But trying to live simply. Create a sense of space somehow. A green lifestyle now. Alter got a 20.

For the sake of prosperity. Get free somehow. There isn't that wide. Yeah. Perpetually safe, luxurious life. Come and know at what price. At what price? At what price? Thank you. Money comes and money goes Hope we all could spend it

At least without pretending In your hand just like mine Powerfully destructive too At least without pretending. In your hand just like my hand. Powerfully destructive too. In the hands of simple few. And it don't stop and it goes on and on and on. Money comes and money goes. Everyone's affected.

Green energy resurrected. That's interconnection. Determined by your every choice. Don't think you don't have a voice. Don't think you don't have a voice now. And money goes Some of us will ball out Until we buy them all out Some of us work all out Trying to get a leg up in life But still held down It isn't right And it don't stop And it will go on and on and on And it don't stop

And it goes on and on and on Hi, my name is Thank you. To be continued... © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. so ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © B Emily Beynon I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Crunk? Here we are. I was doing my novel. Oh, your novel? What was my novel about? It was a sexual romance novel about hot food and cold junk. What was it?

I don't remember. No one remembers because you can't rewind on Mixcloud. Does anybody use that? Hey, is this thing on? What a weird thing. What a weird thing this world is. Sunhammer on full spectrum.

That regulates those regulations. Lyrans with the float lines. I hate all the regulations. Who's going to get the regulations taken away? Pruitt, man. Pruitt's getting rid of all of them. Get out of here. I don't want to talk about that right now, by the way. And then Gateway.

The Dawn of the Civil Savage. On Castle Bravo. New one. JF and TJ from Crazy Doberman Family of Artists. Some abstract jazz. Romance novel jazz, I think that is. It was like noir, though.

Well, noir? Like a romantic noir jazz. Yeah, like a dark. Like a dark. P.I. Rough. Rough. I saw a lot that night.

It's rainy. But nothing like I was about to see. Yeah, saxophone. What's he investigating? Crime. Oh, murder. The big crime. Big crime.

Big criminals on the loose again. Crime of passion, Dave. Crime of passion. You ever love something so hard? Alright. How are you ready to end this? Yeah, I'll end it. You ready to bring this out, Joe Beam? Wing Clipper. Secrets of the Stars. I B W. Turn that fan off again Wing Clipper. Secrets of the Stars. I B W.

Turn that fan off again. Secrets. Secrets of the Stars. What's I B W stand for? Oh, I used to have that. Irritable, uh, withdrawal. That's the local union. I used to suffer from that.

I B W. I suffer from I B W, yeah. Zero zero seven. I actually. Local. Local. We're blasting the rats the sewers cleaning up the sidewalks

what's it to ya I do know what IBW stands for for 100% serious no it's not this one do you guys want to take a guess international boutique women no it's not that this one. Yeah, I know what it stands for. Do you guys want to take a guess? International boutique women.

Okay. No, it's not that. Dave, what do you got? IBW. Internet. Balloon. Wet. Wet. I knew it was going to be wet. I think there's a lot to be said about those. Get you boys on the couch and let somebody

just pick through those brains. Inhaling brainwaves. I think that was the word women. That was close. The word women for me. Mike felt very uncomfortable with it. No, I think it was the whole thing. Whatever the whole thing was. It was whatever the whole thing. And the look on your face. I was like, Joe, it's becoming

a different, I became a different person that night. What did you say it was again? Inhaling brain waves. You don't want to do that. That kills brain cells. I cannot tell you. It's confidential.

She was standing in the rain. So I wanted to discuss my cake. Limited edition. There's a lathe version of this. Limited to 45, but it appears to be sold out. This was an edition of 50, this tape. What are those, planets on the cover? Yeah, a couple planets.

Government conspiracy. Nobody believes those are real. There's no other planet. There are no other planets. There are so many sheep suckers out there. All you sheep suckers who think that the Earth is flat. The Earth is not flat,

and there's no planet. That shit infuriates me. I think it's a half circle. The earth is not flat, and there's no planet. That shit infuriates me. I think it's a half circle. I think it's flat on the top. I've seen some drawings that are like that, that are like it's flat and then whoo. The bottom. The bottom.

But it's not like perfect. It's like rock structures that mimic that shape. I'll tell you what it reminds me of, that Kim Kardashian's tushy. The weirdest part about that is, why would anybody make it up? Why would anybody make up that the world was round? Why would that be a big conspiracy?

Dave, Galileo already made all the globes. They have to sell the globes. They tried squishing them down. It doesn't work. It has to do with the Galileo Foundation made all the globes. They have to sell the globes. They tried squishing them down. It doesn't work. It has to do with the Galileo Foundation, the family money. It's old money. Okay, look at the emails.

35,000 acid-washed emails. All right, completely deleted. I have no idea why they would think that there would be, like... If it's a discovery that's flat, it's just a discovery, just like any other discovery. Like, you know what? We were wrong. It's flat. The sun just a discovery. So what? Just like any other discovery. Like, you know what?

We were wrong. It's flat. The sun is a sphere. The moon is a sphere. Nope. All the planets are spheres. Those are fake, I guess. But Earth is a half sphere flat with an ice wall.

Wait a minute. In any, the flat earther people, do they think everything is flat or just the Earth? Just the Earth. But like, they, what? Really? Yeah, look at any sort of like diagrams that they make. But just the earth just the earth but like they what really yeah look at any sort of like uh diagrams that they make but just the earth the sun is still a sphere the moon is still a sphere maybe they're on this but we're a flat that finally it finally with an ice wall that surrounds us okay it finally clicks for me now yeah why. You really believe that? I hate it.

What tape are you playing, Dave? I'm playing the space tape. Okay, you're playing space tape. Space is crazy, but it's real. But it's real. What are you playing, Dave? You better be good at science like Joe just did. Yeah, I dropped mad science. Joe, right now our listeners are like,

yeah, they're really funny, but... I'm an environment man. I'm a science man. I'm smart environment man. I'm a science man. Smart on science. I'm smart on science, man. What do you got, Dave? Excavations. Excavations.

Boy, I need an excavation. I need an excavation from my excavation. This is a split with azaleas. Oh, I love azaleas. I think we played an azaleas tape before a long time ago. Maybe on Fort Evil Fruit? Maybe?

Maybe. That sounds about right. That sounds somewhat right. Yeah. Chad Parsons, Nicholas Longworth, XK Vacations. There's two dogs having a fight on top of a flat earth. I don't like dog fights, Dave. There's a picture of the flat earth right there, Joe. There's two dogs having a fight on top of a flat earth. I don't like dog fights, Dave.

I don't like flat earth. See, there's a picture of the flat earth right there, Joe. No, you got it wrong. There's proof. They got it wrong. Where's the ice wall? What is it? Show me the pot shorts.

There's mountains. No, mountains. Who put that? That's liberal media trying to fool you into the mountains. You don't see the ice wall? You know who I like is that Tucker Carlson. I love that Tucker Carlson. I love that Tucker.

He's a good boy. He doesn't wear the bow tie anymore. He doesn't have to. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't have to. He doesn't have to prove anything anymore. He's such a toehead. He's a big boy now.

No, he's a big boy now. I'm here. I'm Tucker. I think him and Sean Hannity should have a podcast with Seb Gorka. Who's Seb Gorka? Oh, shit. Seb Gorka? He's like this fake doctor. Sebastian Gorka. Who's Seb Gorka? Seb Gorka? He's like this fake doctor.

Sebastian Gorka. He wouldn't be fake. He has guns. You ever see that article when they found his Amazon wish list? And it was like, you might have thought I put it together for him. You could tell he was so jealous that Dennis Rodman was going to

North Korea. He was an excellent rebounder and he wasn't relatively speaking all that tall. Dennis Rodman. The to North Korea. He was an excellent rebounder and he wasn't, relatively speaking, all that tall, Dennis Rodman. The worm, they called him. They called him the worm. Because he could get rebounds? No. Which we're bringing it all back around.

To pass worms. He was getting in there. Oh, pass worms. We bring it all back around to pass worms. And we did it. We did it. We finished the game. I'm glad this is the last round.

That's why we got to work on the cyber because the pass worms, they're eating the dots to get to the game. I'm glad this is the last round. That's why we got to work on the cyber, because the passwords, they're eating the dots to get to the cloud. Is it Space Slave released this tape? Yep. Number 32. It's a C46. And then I'm going to take that with this tape right here, buddy.

This is going to be before the extra special thing, the last tape. Blood. BBB blood. No, did you think so? Baron Bon Blood? Is that what it is? I think it's Baron Bum Blood. Bum Blood, okay.

Like a tush. Bringing it back to the Kim Kardashian. Bringing it back to Donald Trump? Baron Trump. Which I hope that's not who they're talking about. Is this old or new? This tape is new, but this blood project's been around for a while a long time

iHeartNoise.com the noise board uh oh tomato pie did you just woke up I'm sorry we woke you up you boys hungry? I'm sorry we woke you up.

You boys hungry? I don't think either of us are hungry. No, I'm good. Tomato pie is not very good. I don't want any tomato pie. You can go back to sleep. Go back to bed. You got no cheese.

I got nothing to do with you. Joe, will you please... I have a t-shirt on here. It's a mint green with you. Joe, will you please do it? I'll read. I have a t-shirt on here. It's a mint green t-shirt. And what's it say in purple? It says, got no cheese. No cheese.

Go back to bed. Yeah, go back to bed. Okay. All right. It says, yes, they're natural. This is sound holes number 69. Sound holes number 69. So it's got holes and 69 in it.

Double funny. Super sex. Super, super sex. 69. 69. Here we go. What are you doing? Why are you making all these noise?

Oh, that's such a nice joke. Welcome to reality. Anybody know who you are? 66. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? And that's episode 127, right? It's late. I'm going to have to work here until 2 in the morning, but I don't care.

Yeah, Paul Watson. It's 11.15 at night time it's 11.15 at night time did I mention what the catalog number was? no it's sound holes number 69 oh so it's holes and 69

big time sex I remember now it's a wet garden you wanna make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? I believe this is a live track. I believe... Toilet bowl cake. Live at the Montague Arms 2016.

A toilet bowl cake? A toilet bowl cake? Toilet bowl cake. A toilet bowl cake? A total bowl cake? A total bowl cake? So I wanted to discuss my cake. All right. That's it. And then...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Super special. I don't think a total bowl cake might not be that bad. That's super special. Tweet us the super special when they come. Thank you. Thank you. I will. I will. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't see any reason why we can't imagine that there are civilizations thousands or millions of years in advance of ourselves capable of technical feats that we can hardly imagine. You could occasionally see the stars.

I would look up at them and wonder what they were. I'd ask other kids and adults, and they would answer, there are lights in the sky, kids. Well, I could tell there were lights in the sky, but what were they? There had to be some deeper answers. I asked the librarian for a book on stars. I was so excited to know the answer that I opened the book breathlessly right there in the library.

And the book said something astonishing. A very big thought. Stars, it said, were suns, but very far away. The sun was a star, but close up. In some other corner of the universe, there are other thinking beings

asking the same questions that we ask. Thank you. I can go on and on. This is a movie about a man who is in's nature. Thank you. I'm sorry. I will marry you. But not bad And I will marry you And I will marry you Count to ten, do it in a four-night way Drive on the wrong side of the road And hold me tight And let go Me and I Let go Let go

Let go Don't let go Oh no And I will marry you And I will marry you Thank you. I'm going to go. Marry me in your blue house Marry me in your blue house Marry me in your blue eyes Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a little test drive. Welcome to the World of Tanks Episode 1 The World of Tanks Episode 1 The World of Tanks Episode 1 The World of Tanks

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Episode 1 The World of Tanks Episode 1 The World of Tanks Episode 1 I'm sorry. so so so so I'm going to have to go back to the Oh, my God. so uh so so I'm sorry. so so so so so so so so so Thank you. They're not learning anything. Maybe it's politically correct for them to meet up on their parents, but I was never allowed to do that.

And I became who I am. So time is everything. And really, the first part of my life was all spent trying to buy time. You know, different people want to buy things. They want to spend their money on different things. Some people want to buy cars, some people want to buy women, some people want to buy drugs, and some people want to buy equipment, some people want to buy time. Maybe I'm the only one who ever wanted to buy time, but there are other people who want to buy equipment. Some people want to buy time. Maybe I'm the only one who ever wanted to buy time, but there are other people who want to buy time. They want to take a vacation. That's time. And, you know... So the concept of time, concept of time in Dreamhouse Inspiration was used in different contexts. Both sound and light, electromagnetism, can be measured

as frequencies at their wavelength are, actually, wavelength manifest a particular manifestation of their own sound and light. So in that sense, time installation measured by continuous installation of sound and light is in that context, I believe. Well, it's interesting that both sound and light are electromagnetic frequency range, in the electromagnetic magnetic frequency range, but sound is measured by the body completely

differently than light. It so happens that sound is actually assimilated by the body in vibrational structure. Frequencies of mid to low range come up to the neurological system and come to the cerebral cortex and it more or less counts out what these frequencies are. And for the higher frequencies, that's received differently. The cochlear membrane has frequency sensors that respond to more generalized areas. It's not quite as precise as the way the low frequencies are. But the mind learns how to put it all together, and when you hear all the number of frequency ratios

sustained in sine waves and spend your life working on it you begin to understand that you're really hearing these ratios and it makes a whole lot of difference that they produce composite waveforms that are periodic. A composite waveform is quite simply the waveform produced by two frequencies or three frequencies or four frequencies. You draw a new pattern, and you can all understand this, I'm sure. But the new pattern is a very complex pattern, and depending on how you analyze it, it can be analyzed down to its very basic frequency components with Fourier analysis, and eventually you can determine whether it's periodic

or it's not periodic. If it's not periodic, then a non-periodic frequency never repeats itself ever. You would have to have an infinity of lifetimes to measure a non-periodic frequency relationship

between two frequencies, but frequency ratios that are periodic a non-periodic frequency relationship between two frequencies. But, frequency ratios that are periodic can be assimilated fairly quickly by the mind, especially the simpler ones like the octave. You know, we all know the octave, two to one. And the perfect fifth, three to two. Oh, uh-huh. And perfect fourth, four to 2. Oh, aha. And perfect fourth, 4 to 3. And the septimal seventh, 7 to 2, 7 to 4. So, these are ratios that the mind learns to assemble. You know, I think my mic's a little too hot. I'm giving a little feedback in a little ring. I'll speak into it it, you keep it down a little here more. And so, yeah, it's still there. I guess the room hasn't been properly intrigued yet, but...

The study of sound is a very complex process, but it's a lot of fun. In the same way that people who want to be musicians, they don't get paid, but they work because they are in love with music and they're crazy about music. And they go on doing it year after year, even though they're not seeing any financial rewards. I used to go down to the L.A. Conservatory of Music. That's where my saxophone teacher was. He was one of the great saxophone players of all time. William Green. Wasn't so well known, but everybody in LA knew who he was. As soon as I got to John Marshall High School, where I went to school, it was like a hotbed of

jazz. There was jazz everywhere and people were talking jazz. The first day I went to school, I was standing on the porch of the band bungalow and a girl came up there and put her hand in my pocket and said, why don't you come and join our Dixieland band? I said, what? Where is it? You know, turned out her boyfriend was leaving the band around behind another bungalow and I went back and I started learning about Dixieland, which I didn't really know anything about at that point. And then when the first period opened, there was this incredible trombone player in band.

His name was Bordo. And it was the 10th grade, and he would come to school every morning drinking a quart of beer in class. He made the band teacher cry. And he had already been on the road to Paris Prado's band.