Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #128 | 7.8.18

Episode Date: July 8, 2018

Les Cousins Dangereux, Cryptonym, Benjamin Mauch, Martis Unruly, AM, LEOLYXXX, Samara Lubeski, August Traeger, Dreyt Nien, Office Skin, Blue Nude, and Matmos.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims. They're like, you're sleeping.

We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some Kasims. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. No.

Taps out. Taps out. Kazed Podcast. Episode number 128. Is that really what it is? Yes, it is. I had to check because I didn't believe Dave. But it is number 128 is that really what it is yes it is i had to check because i didn't believe dave but it's number 128 i'm mike i'm joe come on dave do it you gotta do

it do it mike says we have to do it now one we gotta do it i'm dave dave i wrote it it's in your compact you have to do it i did it uh so how's everyone tonight good i'm doing really really good really good oh yeah why how is lots of stocks lots of sugar oh yeah you started early tonight yeah yeah that seems i like dave likes the sweet stuff it's all about sugar i thought i saw a candy cane sticking out of your back pocket when you came in here i thought you were gonna say my butthole which would be true. I was trying to be a good boy. I was trying to be a polite boy and not rude like you.

All right. You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&M's. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it. You could do this with Skittles. You could do this. You could do this with Skittles.

You could do it with M&M's. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it. All right. Who's going to play the first cassette tape can i go yeah you go you haven't gone in a while baby i haven't gone in a while i'm gonna start off with this tape because i've been listening to it non-stop it's a bit do you guys like pranks um no not no too scary i don't like pranks rude the surprises i don't like surprises i don't like pranks. I don't like surprises. I don't like pranks. You're right. That's the right answer. I don't like stuffed animals.

This is a rude prank against the pop punk band Blink-182. Oh, yeah. I've heard of them. Dave, are you familiar? We're 105. I had a bit of a pop punker past, so I'm a little familiar with the point I wanted to make.

Those are your greenhorn days? And this tape, this is, how do you say it? Le Cousin's Dangerous. Yeah. From Arrested Development. From Arrested Development, exactly. Oh, is that what that's from? Yes, exactly.

That's the movie. The Dangerous Cousins. This is another project. How many does he have now? I don't know. Tim Thornton, who runs Sweet 3 or 9. I don't know, like three. Nothing crazy. I thought he had more than that. Well, that's because he's non-stop talking about it.

You think, like, geez, he's got a lot going on. Won't shut the hell up. He's just taking up the bandwidth. He's got more bandwidth. This is Enema of the State Plus, I guess. It's 8- bit versions of enema the state of blink 182 songs yeah really and it's really good it's still rude and it's still a prank and i hope he goes to jail but it's because this is worse than a bootleg um but it's it's really fucking good. And it was recorded, he recorded it a while ago,

like in 2009. That long ago, huh? And I think he came out. And then the last song, I'm sorry not to interrupt you, on the B side. Well, actually, that's exactly what you did.

So wouldn't you say not to interrupt me, but that's exactly what you're doing. But I'm apologizing for it. All right, go ahead. I'm not going to stop doing it. Your honor, I'll allow it. I'm sorry. It's a Weezer song.

Yeah, there's a Weezer bonus. It's a bonus? It's a bonus. Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if Blink-182 covered the Weezer song. I don't think so. I have a bit of a pop-hunker past. I think I would have remembered that.

I think I would have remembered a milestone like Weezer or Blink-182 getting covered by Blink-182. Get out of here. Oh, this was originally released in 2011. Yeah, I was just... When you were saying, like, I didn't mean to interrupt you, that's literally what you interrupted, was me saying that Sweet 309 released, like, a CD version of it.

This is a tape version. Released a CD version of it? In 2011. I don't know if I recognize any of these songs, because I wasn't super into Blink-182. You didn't have a Pop Punk or Pass. I didn't have a Pop Punk. No. We're 105. You were an indoor kid. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Let me take a look at the artwork. The artwork is just the original artwork, but they made that computer 8-bits too. Did they have a hit that was on the radio or anything with that record? They had a couple. Are you kidding me? They read some of the tracks off that.

They had a couple of hits. I don't know where they are. You read them. All the Small Things? Come on. What's on here? All the Small Things? Remember that one?

No, I don't. What's My Age Again? Oh, oh. All right. I know that one. What's My Age Again? Are you playing that one? So, actually, I like it now.

No, I'm going to play. You like that one? I'm going to play All the Small Things and the Party Song. All right. All right, cool. I like the ones... Some of them have vocals. Oh, really?

Yeah. When I did it for the first time, I have a new respect for it. It almost sounds like Tomato Pie doing the vocals. Who's Tomato Pie? Dave's got Tomato Pie. Oh, Dave's tomato pie. But, yeah, suite 309 number S309-335.

It's like a social security number, Tim, come on. That's for sure. Strike three. All right, Joe B., you want to follow that up? Joe B., Joe B. Joe B. What do you got?

Oh, I know what you got. So this is what we call a Swiss dot. I don't know. I can't read it, though. Well, now I can read it. What? Joe, that was so brave of you to come out like that. You can't read? Cryptonym. Right?'t read? Cryptonym. Right? Cryptonym? Cryptonym, yeah. I would say that sounds right.

It's like a nym, but the crypto, like a bitcoin. Okay. Yeah. What label is this on again? Castle Bravo. Castle Bravo, right. Automated Predation? Is that the name of the... Automated Predation. Yeah. Spooky, spooky! This is like a John Pyle style tape. This is the Doberman crew.

You familiar with the Doberman crew? I don't like big dogs. I don't like small dogs either. I like middle sized. Oh, you like middle dogs. Me too. I feel like a small dog, you might break it. Well, yeah, I don't like a chihuahua, but a Boston Terrier. I would like a dog dog, you might break it. Well, yeah, I don't like a chihuahua, but a Boston Terrier.

I would like a dog that a toddler could ride. I like the size of Dave's dog. You know the problem with Dave's dog? What? It's always on the verge of its pecker coming out. Is it? I never noticed. My dog?

And I just wonder if Dave makes it. Why are you always looking at Dave's dog's pecker? Because it jumps really high. It jumps like a rabbit. Like a track rabbit. Just a little bit of lipstick coming out? Just jumps really high. It jumps like a rabbit. Like a jackrabbit. Just a little bit of lipstick coming out? Just a little bit. It's always coming out.

And you know why I think it is? I think it's because Dave forces him to keep it in all the time. So when other people are over, he's like, Dave's distracted. I'm taking it out. I'm taking it out. Dave, that's just nature, man. You should only do that when you come over because I'd never notice. That's never out.

That's just nature. Ain't nothing wrong with that. What are you playing I'd never notice. That's just nature. Slow down. Hold on there. Kryptonim. Castle Bravo. This just came out. It's a C-19 edition of 50. C-19? It's metal.

This is metal, Dave. You like metal. What do you got? What are you going to follow it up with? You're so smart. Who's think you're so fucking smart, man? How about this

Benjamin Malk tape? Benjamin Malk? M-A-U-C-H. Malk? It's like a governor from like 200 years ago. Malk? Malk? Malk. Malk. It's like a governor from like 200 years ago. It's actually Malk. It's actually Malcolm.

What's this tape, Dave? Tape called Discorprio. Discorprio? Okay. I think that's it. I don't know what... No, that was the rank I was in in the Navy. Discorprio.

Discorprio. I got all the way up to it. Yeah. Semper Fi, brother. You ever wonder why people are always saluting me? I have wondered that. It's because of all my, you know, when I go in my dress uniform. In your dress blues?

Yeah. I was a public private. You were. You shouldn't be allowed to say that joke. You shouldn't be allowed. What? Are you stealing bits? joke. You shouldn't be laughing. Are you stealing bits? Is that someone else's bit?

No, it's just so bad. Oh, I know. It's just past the point of... Oh. It's like his eyebrows should have went up when he said it. Hmm. I'm a public private. See? See?

Oh, this is on Flag Day recordings, right? Flag Day. Hand that on over. You know anything about this, Jabroni? Nope. I don't know a damn thing. Just make something up. Just make anything up.

He's very nice. He's nice. Just make up a fact. Just say something. He's very nice. Oh, yeah. This says here it was recorded in Wildwood, summer of 92. Wildwood?

No. Just make something up. It doesn't matter. Summer of 92? No one's checking. Joe, I'm riffing on it. Oh. No one's double checking.

I'm looking. I thought I wanted to double check. No, it had cake crumbs in it. Oh, my goodness. You want a jeweler's thing? You looking at that thing, Joe? I have to look at stuff close up really closely. It does like a grid pattern if you want.

My eyesight's getting bad. It is. You got it. This said 2018. You fooled me. Yeah, I did fool you. What is that? That's... That's like a watercolor of the beach on the front, though. You see that? I thought they were mountains in the back.

Yeah, it's considered that a watercolor. Oh, really? Watercolors. Oh, boy. I was just a watercolor? Yeah, I consider that a watercolor. Oh, really? Watercolors. Oh, boy. I was just trying to be- You really lobbed that one to him, huh? He hit it out of the park, though. No, he did. Yeah, yeah.

Talk shit, Joby. At least- You know? Something like Who's On First. It's a classic bit. That's what me and Dave were workshopping until we get there. All right? Does anybody know who you are?

All right. Let's do these first three tapes.'s see if they work all right normally i pour sugar on that shit The power of the star is True to the existence The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is

The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is The power of the star is I'm a man of my own, I'm a man of my own I'm a man of my own, I'm a man of my own I'm a man of my own, I'm a man of my own I'm a man of my own, I'm a man of my own I'm a man of my own, I'm a man of my own

I'm a man of my own, I'm a man of my own I'm a man of my own, I'm a a ghost, I'm not a ghost I'm not a ghost, I'm not a ghost I'm not a ghost, I'm not a ghost Thank you. I'm not the one who's lost, I'm not the one who's lost I'm not the one who's lost, I'm not the one who's lost I'm not the one who's lost, I'm not the one who's lost I'm not the one who's lost, I'm not the one who's lost I learned to talk to my gay friends Took me on a trip, and I learned that They knew the streets, know the warehouse I picked up a record, and I poured it back up And I managed to get the sign that said

You can't try to touch it, I wasn't out searching For my own attention, so I paid my fee And the cross-cutter fake it shut the people to care And I handed it to the petty I was in a searching for my own affection So I paid my fee and the girls got a fake I checked the proof, it's a cat and a cat I went to the venue And they did a fake dance, they said I was fucking So I put on the background, I was too weak I can't stop, it's so silly

But the girls started to say All these guys had the game I knew we should understand And I know that now I'll change it to you and I will I put on some fat and I said it's all a fact They thought we were really good I made a mistake Trying two more times to get close

To keep them in them back to the ground And then I saw her staring over, her skin as a moon But she wasn't wearing her robe, and he stopped playing Yeah, she might move along, maybe have some fun Maybe watch the sunrise, but that night I think I must try to hide Why do all the circles turn to hell? Why do all the circles turn to hell? I'm asking for a way to just make those things up

I just have a feeling suggesting Come on, cut it with a weak word, this lady was saying The name she was jumping, the game she was playing She dated a gun And her life was for the flies Now she's down with the wise While constructed in disguise Now the rabbit will take this

Let's make it her and meet this She'll bite you, but make more than a snake Dance with she's best So I wouldn't call her But I wouldn't bother That's why I get turned down And I'm angry Go ahead and breathe

So when you see her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She won't be really undereclared if you'll discover This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun You should just turn and run Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress

And they stay religious and the things they suggest to me And some girls try to hide And some girls try to hide I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Thank you. I'm gonna drive you crazy I'm gonna, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry Sometimes I'm afraid of losing my sense of smell Until I see my fears are back before the world I've found And I've stopped my head and said, see my fears are back, they're gone, I'm a liar, I'm far I'm lost, I'm a liar, I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being

I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being

I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being

I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being I'm not a human being Outro Music I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. so Let's go. Let's go. down I can't fight for the mirror

set but I can't fight for the Wishing Wishing Ever Ever Ever

Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever I'm washing it inward Loose inside

Frozen inside I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't Let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go The end. I'm not like you, in a relationship I need a love. You are the right of course, I'm the right. Me! I am! Me!

Me! I am! Thank you. This is the beginning The end is coming The end is coming The end is coming The end is coming The end is coming The end is coming We are the champions We are the champions We are the champions

We are the champions Thank you. I'm going to go. The The The The The The The The The The The

The The The The The The The The The The The

The The The The The The ¶¶ I love you. The The The Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Joe B. What? Easy, buddy. Well, you know, I just get mad sometimes.

That was railroad Joe. You do get mad sometimes. I mean to talk to you about that. I just have to express it somehow. No, express know, I just get mad sometimes. That was Railroad Joe. You do get mad sometimes. I mean to talk to you about that. Your anger is huge. Express it somehow. No, express it, baby. It says 11, you do 12. You be you.

You know what I mean? Does anybody know who you are? The Dangerous Cousins. And then the Cryptocurrency. And then Uncle Benjamin. Uncle Benjamin. I'm going to show you how to do a naked cake. Uncle Benjamin's here. So I'm going to show you how to do a naked cake. Uncle Benjamin's here.

So I wanted to discuss my cake. All right. Why don't I... A toilet bowl cake? I'm going to go. You just jumped right in there, huh? Yeah. You think you can do that?

I don't know. I don't know. Can I? That was Rev Road Joe. A toilet bowl cake? Joe. Survey said. Toilet bowl cake.

Survey said. All right. What do you got? Joe. Survey said. Toilet bowl cake. Survey said. All right, what do you got? I'm going to play this. Martis Unruly tape. Okay. Misfit 2. Misfit 2. You guys are a Martis Unruly.

That's a Martis. Misfit 2? Yeah, Misfit 2. Misfit. I got the eebie-jeebies. Like Volume 2. So not as well. Not T, like T-O-O.

Another Bullshit Night from Cleveland. Another Bullshit Night. Yeah, I think there's... I can't tell if it's just called... If the label... Total Bullcike? I can't tell if the label is called Another Bullshit Night in Cleveland.

From Cleveland. For Cleveland. From Cleveland. From Cleveland. Right. Or just Bullshit Night. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard, Dave.

We went over this. Oh, I don't know. We went over this all fair, buddy. Is it another or just Bullshit Night? Just quit with the lizard shit. It's just Bullshit Night. I don't know. The from Cleveland part is part of it in some places.

Right. But they bring it up. Like the Netherlands. Amsterdam, I believe. Amsterdam, I believe, yeah. Heineken. Amsterdam, I believe. Heineken. The red light district. You boys ever wait your whistle?

So yes, that's the tape I'll be playing. Very nice. You boys ever been to Hamsterdam? You ever been to the United Kingdom of Hamsterdam? Is this him on the cover here? What? That's a nice download code.

Ooh, that's a thick stock. That's glossy, too. It's got a... It's a weird size. It's not quite a business card. I like on the back of this J card is, like, the Roman numeral 2, like, stretched out in, like, a out in a nice fire gradient

with two snakes wrapped around it. It's scary. I didn't want to describe that part. Actually, I wanted it to be a surprise, but I just got that tattooed right under... What does my other tattoo say? Spooky, spooky. Good in the heat or...

Good in the heat. Bad in the cold. All right, Davey boy. What do you got? What are you going to follow that up with? Martis unruly Just a Martis Bullshit night number 7 by the way

Edition 200 How about I do a double? Right behind your laptop I'll sit this one out You know what? Out of respect and honor Because it was just the 4th of July How do you lose your tapes Dave? I'll sit this one out. You know what? Out of respect and honor. Because I know.

Because it was just the 4th of July. How do you lose your tapes, Dave? Dave, you're so dumb. They're right there. I'm pointing at them. I'm pointing at them. Right there. Those are yours. I thought I had more than that. Yeah, you did.

Let me do a double. Let him do a double. Let me do a double. Let me do a double. And you know what? Out of respect, because I can respect people. I know a lot of people, there's a lot of buzz on the internet, because 4th of July just came around. I took a knee the entire day.

What? The entire day. Outside? The people were like, he can't do it. Yeah. On the statute of liberty. I did it right on the statute. The statute?

Oh, it looks good. But out of respect, I'm going to let Dave... I'm going to step aside and allow you to do two. Two strips of bacon. Okay. And I will... Thank you, Mike. This won't be about me.

I appreciate it. This won't have anything to do with Mike. I appreciate it. This won't have anything to do with old Mike Haley coming this fall to NBC. I appreciate it. Is it old or old? Too rough.

Okay. I'm just going to be here. Turn my mic off. I don't even need it on. I'm going to do two tapes. And Mike's not going to do any. I'm going to play this AM tape. Two on Origin Peoples, I should say.

Two strips of bacon. Is it AM or AM? I think it might be AM. I think it's AM. Or maybe AM. I don't know. I think it's capital A, capital M. Could be AM. Maybe it's AM. I don't know. Anyway, dude from the

Rendezvous I guess like collective of DJs out there. Kind of spin old library music and funk music. We played like a big rendezvous, I guess, like collective of DJs. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of spin old library music and funk music. We played like a big, one of those vinyl boxes.

Yeah, I remember that. That thing was awesome. Yeah. And this is more stuff like that. Oh, what? Not quite as spooky. Oh, okay.

It's good. I hate it when it's too scary. You know, snakes earlier, now spooky music. What's the sugar level on it, Davey? Oh, it's 12. 12. Wow, I'm going to like it's too scary. You know, snakes earlier, now spooky music. What's the sugar level on it, Davey? Oh, it's 12.

12. Wow, I'm gonna like it. It says 11, you do 12. It sounds like a peach. And I'm gonna play another one off of Origin People's

new plastic inners volume. Volume number three. Three, right? Number three. Leolix. Let me see that one. The plastic. Not that one.

The other one. Not this one. Yeah, give me that. I enjoy the Plastic Inner series. A lot. Oh, yeah. It's all good. A lot.

Yeah, this is like... You should see me shaking my little tush. It's a little Nigerian boogie. Nigerian boogie music. Nigerian boogie music. Nigerian boogie music. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay.

Yeah, because I have the volume, too. It's awesome. And you know what? I'm not going to... You're not going to play anything. I'm not going to play anything. You can sit this one out, buddy. No skin off my ass.

I don't care. Mike, I appreciate it. I'm bigger than that. Listen, I'd appreciate it if you just sit this one out, buddy. No problem. Maybe the next one, too. Maybe you can sit the next one out.

I can easily do it. I'm so good at so many other things that I don't even need to do. I don't need it. Buddy, you're good at it. I don't need the attention. You're very good at a lot of things. Me and Joe, sometimes I call Joe and I just talk and say, Joe, Mike is so good

at so many things. And then Joe says, yeah, I know. It's crazy. He's so good at so many things. So many. You ever seen me use a weapon? Oh, we were talking about that. Yeah. Which weapon do you think I use best?

Well, jump rope. You're pretty good with jump rope. I am. All right, let's play these tapes. Watch me go, Dave. Double dutch. Bye. I'm feeling like a kid, get these locks on my crown Pull up on the scene, I'ma lay a bitch down I don't sweat, I finesse, cause hell when I touch down

And you kick back, passing cocaine around This is gospel, from Nosferatu I'll hurt you, I'll cross you Yeah, I'm taking further, cross the line and assault you All I ever wanted was some money and an arsenal I'm a martyr, blow this shit down to particles I'm really full of rage and he unmerciful Twelve put me over, stuffed drugs in her cervical

High off this earth, off a bag and some orbitals Shawty don't leave, pop that pussy, I'm enjoying you Niggas say I'm paranoid, boy I can't afford to lose I need a thirty rack and I ain't talking about the boo Fuck my heart, I'll replace it with red jewels A turtle flame burns your soul like a shell Touch down and a nigga calls hell jewels I turn the flame, burn your soul like a shell Touch down on the new cause hell Pull up on a bitch, burn cells

Talk her till your mind feel well I turn the flame, burn your soul like a shell Touch down on the new cause hell Pull up on a bitch, burn cells Talk her till your mind feel well Touch down on cause hell Touch down on cause hell Touch down the car's hill Touch down the car's hill Touch down the car's hill

Touch down the car's hill I turn a flame on your soul like a shell Touch down the new car's hill Puttin' up on a bitch with silk Told her take my farewell She tryna put me on child support Fuck your judge I ain't go to court I'm a bad kid inside a grown adult

Lord I'm a really boy I'm ultra dope She tryna put me on chalice or pole Fuck your judge, I ain't go to court I'm a bad kid inside a grown adult Lord, I'm a really boy, I'm ultra dope Take your bitch and give her extra strong Deer slide off like a mountain slope I'm an animal, intangible, unchangeable With no antidote, I'm on the low With a bag of blow, by the back door In case 12 show Plugs stick to me like Velcro Stop finessing, hell no I'm in the house with a rare hoe Where this Laker Ontario

I'm a real nigga and prepared to show I'm iced out to the elbow Thank you. Hey. Oh, really? Come pow, been a drug that creep one deep since a nigga was a goddamn martyr That loud, bitch I got plans, got reach, get heat just, just like a driver Drop out, I'm the pariah, and bitch I'm fire, this the evil empire If niggas talk that beat, wanna talk so street till guns on his feet like quants Keep it thin, lil' freak, better go real deep till the lil' bitch tired You niggas be weak, I'm killing you niggas like Michael Myers Better mouth your street than the card't agree With the dealers and the buyers Nigga, eat some tofu

Cause I know it's not beef My nigga, I'm so rude I ain't even gotta speak Nigga, please don't play with me And fuck your fake apologies Nigga, please don't play with me And fuck your fake apologies Nigga, eat some tofu

Cause I know it's not beef My nigga, I'm so rude I ain't even gotta speak Nigga, please some tofu, cause I know it's not beef My nigga, I'm so rude, I ain't even gotta speak Nigga, please don't play with me and fuck your fake apologies Nigga, please don't play with me and fuck your fake apologies Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo Thank you. I'm going to what to do, honey Nothing that's right beside me, baby I don't know what to say, darling Why do I feel so bad every day? I feel so lonely day and night

It's making me so happy every time It's making me of work every day Loneliness of feeling sad baby Loneliness of feeling sad baby Loneliness of feeling sad baby Loneliness of feeling sad baby I'm a happy boy, the life of fire. I'm a happy boy, the life of fire. My heart is burning like fire My heart is burning like fire I don't know what to do, baby

My heart's a bit off with tears But slowly they're going inside me, man Oh, no, I need love I don't want to share with me Oh love, I need my love Yeah, yeah, yeah Love you makes my feelings hard, baby Love you makes my feelings hard, baby

Love you makes my feelings hard, baby Love you makes my feelings hard, baby I don't know. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know What to do now Now help me Let's go. All right, boys. And we're back. Hey. That was a prank, Dave.

You did an ear prank on me. Yeah. I like doing ear pranks. Good block. It was all right. Ear pranks. Ear pranks. Ear pranks.

There's a pizza on the board, sir. Mike, you hear that? You hear that? Whoa, that's cereal. Wait, that's not tomato pie, is it? I guess it wasn't. Nope. Okay, well, I guess it wasn't. That was just another ear prank, Mike.

Another ear prank brought to you by Dave. Okay, well, now how do we resolve this now? You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&Ms. You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&M's. You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&M's. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it.

After you played the Martis Unruly tape on Bullshit Night. You could pipe on it. Well, piping is when you put the icing out. But you could pipe on it? You could pipe on it. You can pipe on it. Yeah, that's right. Don't you dare, David.

Don't you dare make fun of him for that one. He got that one right. All right. You give him enough shit. No, no. I just Don't you dare, Dave. Don't you dare make fun of him for that one. He got that one right. All right. You give him enough shit. No, no. I just think it's funny lingo. Yeah, we all know what you think. Pipe on it a little bit.

We all know what Dave thinks. Pipe on it a little bit. They're freaking interdimensional invaders, okay? Now, do I get to play two tapes? I have a question I was thinking. We started doing the two tapes in a row. Yeah, baby. As a way to speed up the process?

I don't remember what the purpose... Because I was just starting to think, it doesn't. No. Because it's still three tapes that we all talk about. Well, first of all, we used to do five each, and now we do four each. So that... But I remember you having the idea to play multiple

in a row. Yeah, that was my idea. And I remember thinking, yeah. Boy genius they called me. But just now it dawned on me it doesn't speed it up. It speeds up a little bit. It does. How? It cuts like an hour off of the show. How? We're still playing three tapes in a row. Because we usually would talk

in between everyone. I got a lot of good shit to say. And we usually talk a lot. Usually I would be like, this is my tape. And then we would talk for between everyone. I got a lot of good shit to say. And we usually talk a lot. Oh, usually I would be like, this is my tape. And then we would talk for like five or seven minutes. And then we'd play it. And then we would do another one. Nope. I just forgot that's how we used to do it.

I feel like we could probably at this point cut out tapes altogether. No, this does speed up the show. This does speed up the show. It's quick. No, you get out of here a lot quicker than you used to. Joe, I knew I could change your mind, buddy. You knew I could do it. All I needed to talk about it. Dave is such a good, of here a lot quicker than you used to. I knew I could change your mind, buddy. I knew I could do it. All I needed to talk I just needed to talk about it.

He's a master manipulator, that Dave. I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grew out of it. You get out of here pretty early. No, no, no. You're totally right now.

I totally should have thought about it a little bit. We used to go out after these. Party animals. Party animals. The old days. That was back when my pop punker passed. We did. We'd go out afterwards. Yeah, we'd days. That was back when my pop punker passed.

We did. We'd go out afterwards. We'd go to Taco Bell and complain about the food was terrible. At two in the morning? Yeah, two in the morning. Crazy. We'd sit in the parking lot and say, well, what do you expect? Now, 11.30, I'm done. Oh, yeah. We're getting up there. You're almost 40.

I am almost 40. That's a big Masonic number, by the way. You going to have a big sugar party? I that's a big masonic number by the way how are you gonna have a big sugar party oh i might have a big sugar party you should have a big joe b 45 sugary 40 i'll put it all together for you big guy all right i need a party planner a lot of people like red peppers on top i'll be i'll be the party planner all right i want i want a toasted coconut cake toasted i don't like coconut dude toasted coconut you don't like coconut, Dave. Toasted coconut. You don't like toasted coconut?

It's a lot of little things, like shaped coconut. Yeah, I don't know. I'm starting to like it here and there. I want it shaped like a pile of sugar. Like, take it to a cake shop and make a mound of sugar. A mound of sugar. Make it look like a mound of sugar. This is really, really scary and difficult.

What's the name of that? Let's give a shout out to that cake shop in... Where is it? Show Off A Little? Halfway to VOV. What's the name of that? Let's give a shout out to that cake shop in where is it? Show off a little? Halfway to VOV. What is it called? That cake shop with the awful cakes in the window. Oh, I don't remember the name of the place. Yeah, in Cumberland?

Yeah, it's in Cumberland, PA, right? Or Cumberland, Maryland. Cumberland, Maryland. Alright. So what happens now? Do I play two tapes? You can play two. Mikey's time to play two. Show off a little. Okay, I'm going to play... Show off a little.

I like that. That's a good speech. Does that have a good pitch for you? You ever seen Chewini? So I actually like it now. Something from the Bruise Milk 2014 cassette compilation i believe this is a or was i don't S-M- Bruce Milk, 2014. It was a fest in New York or something like that somebody put on. It's not coming to me.

Ultra Xenon number 175. I'm not even going to think about it. I'm just going to say that I'm going to... It's a stacked compilation. It's a stacked one. This came out I guess in 2014 in addition of 100 copies. Let's read a little bit of who's on 2014. In an edition of 100 copies.

Let's read a little bit of who's on here. It's not a funny number. Byron Coley, Idea Fire Company, Dog Lady Island, Envy Carbon, how do you say Inomtheptable? No one knows. Grey Skull, Brom Trev,

Sunburn Hand of the Man, Chris Corsano, Bomb Grill. I think Bomb Grill's who puts it on I'm going to play Samara Lebelski track Solo number two Describe for the customer You want me to describe it for the customer Dave?

Please Say please again I see you look at this bass Describe for the customer An American singer, violinist, guitarist, and bassist. Member of bands including Of A Mesh and Hall of Fame

and Bummer Road and Chelsea Lay Moving. Tons of... Oh, did some recording engineer work. Did a Ted Leo record. Big time. Let me see if it's the one I like. Want the blue cover? see if it's the one I like. Want the blue cover.

Nope. It's the other one. Fonda and water? But I'm going to play her track, and then I think August Traeger has a new tape called The Harbinger on FTAM. Look at the cover of this. This is like something. What grade would you be in to draw that? Ooh.

Ninth. Because you're in to draw that? Ninth. Because you're starting to get ninth or tenth. You're starting to get into tarot cards and stuff. Yeah. And incense. And incense. You definitely buy different. What do you mean?

Having sex with a family member? You guys got into that? I've played around a little bit with a blowtorch. And you go to Days and Nights every once in a while. Yeah. Because you don't buy anything becauseights every once in a while. Yeah. Because you don't buy anything because you don't have any money. Yeah, you just look at all the statues. Is that a watercolor?

I don't know. That might be a watercolor. Get a couple singing bowls. The little ones, though. Because again, what would you call the character holding that staff on the cover? The Harbinger. Oh, well, that's okay. That makes sense. Because that's the name of the tape. Oh, my God. Wow. That just came together really nicely.

But now comes the hard part. Okay. So let me ask you a question. Okay. You have two left. I have two left. How many do you have left, Dave? One.

One. Just one? Okay. Then you do one, too. Okay. What are you going to do? I'm going to do this Les Rivieres de la Nuit. In English, please.

Dretnien. What? I don't know. What is it? What did you have to say? Bring over the sugar. I said Dretnien. Dretnien.

D-R-E-Y-T-N-I-E-N. D-R-E-Y-T-D-R-E-I-T-N-I-E-N D-R-E-Y-T-N-I-E-N D-R-E-Y-T-N-I-E-N Les Rivieres de la Nuit French You know, France is the language of love Anybody know who you are? Lots of people

This is ERR Records number 30 Right? Yeah Number 4 But I already wrote down 50 here But then you said Yeah. It's a C... Oh, C... No, number four. Number four? Yeah. But I already wrote down... I wrote down 50 here. You're saying it's number...

But then you said 30. No, I'm sorry. It's a C50. Okay. It's an addition to 30 tapes, but it says 0004. 004. 004.

Yeah, addition to 30 tapes. I knew it was going to be big. This is modular synth and field recordings, right? Yeah. The label's from France. This person's from France. Recorded and came out in 2016. They come from France.

You listen to the Conheads? Oh, yeah, all the time. I don't know. Who's the artist and what's the name of the tape? I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to tell you right now. Because I can tell you who composed and mixed it. Tell me.

Tell me. Well, then, Joe B., let me hear you sing. David Huck. It's like David, but a W instead of just a V. Show off a little. Dre Tenien. D-R-E-Y-T-N-I-E-N. However you say that in France, which is love language.

You do lots of love making, lots of kisses with tongue. Yeah. That's the name kisses with tongue. Yeah. That's the name of the artist. Okay. And then the next thing, which translates to rivers of the night. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. That's the name of the tape.

Cool. Do you have a French kiss? Oh, yeah, big time. Your mom. Come on. Come on, you're challenging me did you really french kiss my mom

nah okay alright let's alright let's play these three you ready great are we saving time

you know 100% I just I had a blooper you know how we alright guys I had a brain blooper you know how we... I just had a blooper. You know how we... All right, guys. I had a brain blooper.

You know how we... The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. Thank you. so so I'm sorry. wow oh Oh, my God. Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and get back to the track. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. A wall of eyes deforms me. A wall of eyes deforms me. A wall of eyes deforms me. A wall of eyes deforms me. I'm going to take you down to the top of the Watch me. Thank you. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so um I'm not sure what I'm sorry. so so Thank you. I think I want to take my pick back. That was too scary. Too scary, yeah.

Way too scary. Especially with the headphones on. Rubber band, dark wave. Yeah. Dave, unmute my computer. Animal sounds, too. Sounds like a lion. That was a little too you know a lot of these

experimental artists are scary sometimes very very scary they got piercings piercing leather sometimes not just scared tattoos which tattoos

I know a little don't get me started on the tattoos I know a little bit about that world that's a poison snake too mean how much time

you got on the chair a lot of these I got I've it let's just say i've got a little bit of clock okay i got some clockwork it's late these experimental musicians they'll like a lot of the times i'll just say hey i'll be down here on earth give me a call when you're done with what you're doing you know because they make this music that a lot of it's just, you need to be like a level five, level eight.

I get it. Anybody know who you are? Exactly. Right. But like a lot of times they call the studio, they call it the lab. Oh, the lab. They say I'm going to be in my lab.

I'm going to be in my lab cooking up some work. Like what's it going to be? Flavor is going to be. What flavor is it going to be? What experimental flavor is it going to be in my lab. Cooking up some work. What's it going to be? What flavor is it going to be? What flavor is it going to be? What experimental flavor is it going to be? You hear the beakers and the Bunsen's clacking. Joe B., when are we getting that food truck going? I don't know.

It's one thing I definitely want to do before I die. You guys? Which is, yeah, you better hurry up, by the way. It's one of my life goals. What are you doing are we still doing the well mine and yours is the peanut butter sandwich Chuck

me and Dave's is curry on oh I forgot about curry on that was the original one yeah that was the original one oh shit speaking of you had to have one too no no no no no no no I want you to calm yourself because pb and

joe's is that goes very back and i mean i mean who knows how far i've like i'm trying to think of how long i've known joe and i mean long before we knew you no it had we didn't know dave at all it was just me for a long time just me and joe no side by side no no you know At first when I saw him I was a little bit of a hater I ain't gonna lie I was a little bit like Ah Ah

Me and Joe have lived together Two different houses Alright So it's true then We hardly even know you Dave We just found out your real last name Like a year ago Alright

What is it? Scared of Joey Bring over the sugar Bring over the sugar Bring over the sugar Dave. We just found out your real last name like a year ago. Alright. What is it? Scared of Joey. Bring over the sugar. Dave scared of Joey. So I wanted to discuss my cake. Alright, you ready to... Did we mention that in that... What was that

hip-hop tape you played earlier? So this is what we call Swiss time. Martyrs Unruly on Bullshit Night. Did we mention that? Was that the Law and Order sound? We didn't talk about it. Dung, dung. We should mention that.

They sampled the Law and Order sound. It was really good. That was really good. A lot of good things tonight. I think we did. I guess this is why so many people listen. Geez, I guess this is... I finally get it.

The entertainment and the information. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard, Dave. We talked about this about five minutes ago. I told you it's not a lizard. All right, let's. Let's start moving. You ready to wrap this shit up?

Oh, is this the wrap up? Episode number 128 in the Tabs Out Cassette podcast. Let's wrap it up. Oh, thanks to, shout out to, a shout out to tom tom lynn from it's some bullshit temoc temocala i can't say it it sounds like tabby you should know damn well by this point in the podcast i cannot pronounce the city that you're from well state at least it says ca but who knows what that could mean. That could mean Canada. You're a DaVinci Code fan.

I love DaVinci Code. It's going to take me five minutes to solve this. You scare me so bad. Man, he's ridiculous. Who, Alex Jones? Yeah, he's just ridiculous. I think he's smart. He takes the pills

I bet that he takes the brain pills oh yeah all kinds of supplements all kinds of supplements yeah you got to alright what are we doing here

are we taking this out yeah who's gonna start Joe oh you want me to that was real real Joe I'm stuck I'm gonna play this office skin tape

office skin yeah it took me so long to read it this morning I was like what the fuck does that mean? I don't know. Slaw.

Oh, I get it. Office Skin? Wait, no, that's Slough. Slough? I would say Slough. Isn't that where the Office UK took place? In Slough? Oh, I have no idea.

At Werner Hogg or whatever? I never watched that. Werner Hogg? I bet you. I couldn't get into it. I don't like British shows. Ricky Gervais takes it up to the line every single time and is like,

you believe in God, baby. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you? Hands up, yeah? Don't think so, baby. You're doing a little Austin Powers, a little Ricky Gervais. I like it. Thanks.

I learned some British skills earlier. How is everything else he's done so bad? Yeah, I don't know. That's so weird. No one has the calculations yet. Let me see that tape. I think this is if you're playing Doom and you want to put on the office skin. So all the characters in the office are on the Doom game.

It's going to be spooky. Or Minecraft. It's going to be super spooky. Oh, lighting up sounds. Lighting up sounds number 85. 45? No, 85. 47!

No, 85. It's a 16. I was very confused. We're 105. It's a 16. I was very confused. We're 105. It's 85. When I was clicking this tape. 85. The download code was for a different tape.

What? Are you kidding me? I was so confused. Are you fucking kidding me? Joby, don't download that. That's illegal if you do that. No, that might be a virus. Yeah, I didn't do it.

That might give you away. You threw your computer away. Yeah. That's the best i would say anytime new one this morning anytime i got this is a good this then i use the download code this is a good tip to all the all the listeners out there whenever you get a suspicious download code immediately throw your computer away water and cake don't mix if you ever open up a one of these fucking wacky tapes because a lot of these experimental artists are like, I'm going to put a piece of tinfoil in

and that's going to be the download code because it's like, that's my skewed view on society. You know what I mean with these guys? I know what you mean. They're knuckleheads. Clowns. Clowns.

All right, let's fill it up. It's because their daddies didn't love them. Daddy. I forget where I was going with this, but... Who wants some pizza cake? Andres Varela and Harry Child of Minneapolis. It's a 2014 release. Okay, Davey Boy, what are you going to play?

What's your last tape? My last tape is going to be this. Make it wacky. Be wacky. Blue nude. Oh, my God. What I loved about that was the face he made before he said it. We misheard him.

He looked at me right in the eyes. He wouldn't. He wouldn't. We misheard him. He wouldn't. Dave, what are you playing? We misheard you. Blue nude.

This isn't that kind of show, Dave. You know what that makes me think of? And I'm just going to say it. What? Smurfs pecker. It does. It does. Or like a pair like a Smurfs tush. They probably show those, right? Smurf peckers?

No, not the peckers, Dave. Joe, if you fall, it's just the right frame. But not Smurfette. There's one hanging itself in the background, I heard. In the Smurfs movie. If you pause it. Oh, well, that's a well-known fact. Every Smurf episode,

a Smurf kills himself. Everyone knows that. Did Gargamel create the Smurfs? Well, Joe, funny you just asked. Gargamel created Smurfette out of clay to find Smurf Village. But what do you want

the Smurfs for? I think just, I don't know. I think maybe, it's probably sexual. And maybe he'll, are they Viagra? Maybe they're like

Viagra for Gargamel. But where'd they come from? Well, when a mommy Smurf and a daddy Smurf. But there are no other girl Smurfs. Well, if you saw the Smurf of the Lost Village, though, you'd probably be smart enough

that you wouldn't say something so stupid like that. Is that canon? It is most certainly canon in a whole village of girl smurfs. Okay. Lock them up, by the way. So what's this blue nude tape? I said it now.

This tape on Puff Boys. It keeps getting better. It doesn't stop with him. Hold on. Mix and Master by Tim Smiley. Mastered. Like Mastered Painter. Yeah, I don't know anything about this project.

Tyler Smith. I love the Puff Boys logo what is it? it's like a bird blowing a cloud just a huge cloud a puff? now I hate this Dave but it's funny you just don't get vaping culture

I can't tell if he's holding a fancy vape pen or if that's a lighter or what the bird is holding in his wing but it's pretty good I don't know if he's holding a fancy vape pen or if that's a lighter or what the bird is holding in his wing. It's pretty good. I don't know what he's holding. I'll figure it out. I like his little hat. I'm a bit of a Dick Tracy.

I think it is a vape. You think it's some kind of steampunk vape? Steampunk vape. You talking about the big thing with the checkers on it? Yeah, with the rude boy pattern. You skanked a little bit, right? I had a little bit of a pop punk pass. I mean,

a man of my age, a man approaching his 40s who had a pop punk pass, yeah, I did a little skanking. Yeah, sure. Why not? I mean, did I see real big fish? Yeah, Yeah, why not? Yeah. I mean, did I see real big fish? Yeah, sure, why not?

All right. Yeah, by the way, that is a bird. Was that the Warped Tour? A stone balloon. Ooh, I remember when they played Stone Balloon. Yeah. I didn't go because I was smoking cigarettes outside with my friends being cool. Well, I was skanking inside, so what's to you?

A little bit of a pop-punk past. I had something else to say. Now I don't remember what it was. Sorry, sorry. It was something really good. It was before the vape thing. Oh, man. Lost to time.

It's like one of those things. It's like another Da Vinci Code Like a National Treasure Oh have you seen the third one? I love National Treasure No I haven't seen it No There's a third one

Oh I just made that up Is there a third one? Oh yeah Dante's something Okay Dante's Inferno Inferno I think it's just called Inferno

I've never seen the first one I haven't even seen the first one Oh Da Vinci Code? No Oh the movies suck Yeah Speak for yourself Forrest Gump said it right?ci Code? No. Oh, the movies suck. Yeah. Speak for yourself. Forrest Gump said it, right?

Yeah, Forrest Gump. He solves the puzzles too fast. Yeah. Yeah. The book. You need pages of exposition. Joe doesn't like when people are too good at puzzles. He's too good at them right away.

Middle Da Vinci Code, Joe being the theater, just goes, nope, too fast, leaves. Do you ever try to watch Sherlock Holmes with Joe? I like Sherlock Holmes. Oh, you like that? It's not too fast? No, it's not too fast. He's like a savant. You like a slow mystery. Easy.

This isn't that kind of show, Dave. This isn't that kind of show. Listen, Dave. When we turn the mics off You can rag And you will What do I gotta babysit? You will rag on anybody And everybody you want to

But just don't do it on my show Okay When these mics are on When these mics are on These mics are hot And trust me baby Alright What are you playing Dave?

Did that one? He did The blue nude Now you're saying it That's for sure Alright I'm gonna take this This one out with a doozy It's a lizard Now you're saying it. That's for sure. All right. I'm going to take this one out with a doozy. It's a lizard.

It's not a lizard, Dave. We talked about this earlier. Off air, we talked about how it's not a lizard. All right. And I told you. That's a poison snake? What's this, an octopus? Basically space aliens.

I told you. If it's gone at the end of those things, I'll tell you in advance. Job of the Hut. Matt Moose. On the radio at South End on C. You like what? I like Matt Moose. Oh yeah, the Baltimore duo of

Martin Schmidt and Drew Daniel. Quite. Quite. This just came out on a brand new label. That's what the Montreal Expo's mascot is called. It's the Matmas. Really? Yeah.

Is that true? Yeah. Where are you making that up? Don't put him on the spot, man. I can't tell. Just let him do it. Don't make a fool out of me. I'll look it up later Let that dumb motherfucker have one win

Have one win, just one thing You know, at first when I saw him I was a little bit of a hater I ain't gonna lie, I was a little bit like, ah I'm like that to a lot of people Ah I'm like that to a lot of people. Ah. Time suck.

Time suck number one. Time suck number one. Dave with the on the fly editing examples. I got the giggles. All right. Cool out. No more sugar on it. No more sugar on it.

He said he had a lot. This was a tape that. New label you said. What new label? Time suck. Oh, the time suck. Number one. I wasn't sure if that was New label, you said. What new label? Time Suck. Oh, the Time Suck. Number one. I wasn't sure if that was the name of the tape. The first one, baby.

In 2015, we were invited to make music in an old manor house in a park on South End-on-Sea in the English district of Essex during our time in Chalkwell Hall. What is this? Harry Potter? No, do you want me to read it to my kids? Yeah.

During our time at Chalkwell Hall, a local radio tour came visiting and asked us to perform on his show, Ship Full of Bombs, named after a local sea mark. This recording is the result. Some of the peacocks were recorded live. Some were pre-recorded.

They lived outside our studio window. And this tape is tight. And there's a part when we were eating dinner and it was the peacock's baby that went off. And I swear to God, I thought there was an animal dying on my front porch. I got up and I said, what the fuck is that? You want me to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? I just know you're going to do the other one Oh that wraps it up right

Yeah that's it Number one You do it Joe Oh, that wraps it up, right? Yeah, that's it. Tell us about number... Number one. You do it, Joe. What is it, 126? 52? What do we got? 66.

It's a 16. No, it's... It's 1115 on Micron. Late. 128. Oh, I was close. I finally get it. I finally get it. I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this!

I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this!

I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to let you get away with this! I'm not going to I can do it. Thank you. so so so so I'm going to go to the ground. I'm going to tie you to the ground. I'm going to tie you to the ground. I'm going to tie you to the ground. I'm going to tie ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. so so I'm going to try to get a better view of the city. I don't know. Thank you. I'm sorry. so Thank you. so Thank you. Oh No! Come on. I'm sorry. Bye. Thank you.