Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #129 | 7.22.18

Episode Date: July 22, 2018

Vincent Remember, Sparkling Wide Pressure, M. Sage, Space-saver, Krümel, Mondo Lava, Alpha Mound, Yves Malone, Elma, Estlerot, Matchess, and Arthur Dent & Deeper Than Space.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kaseem's. They're like, you're sleeping.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Oh, tabs out. Cassette podcast.

Episode number, excuse me, tabs out, cassette podcast. Episode number, excuse me, Tabs Out, cassette podcast. Episode number. 129. 129. That's a big one. Not necessarily a funny number. Not necessarily a Masonic number. Show off a little.

But they can all be winners. You know, but I think this episode. Sometimes you just have to be a regular number. Sometimes. Like Kermit the Frog used to sing. Sometimes you have to be a regular number. Sometimes. Like Kermit the Frog used to sing. Sometimes you have to be a regular number. It says 11, you do 12. I think that this episode is going to be a winner, though.

I think there are some experimental cassette tapes here where the artists just go wacky. It's going to be spooky, baby. And I think we should jump right in. What do you think? Jump right into it. You want to jump right into it? Where's my other tape?

That's a good question. Didn't we already jump in? I thought we jumped in, Mike. I got it right here. Oh, thanks. I mean jump into the tapes. Joe B., look at Mike all the way up there. We already jumped in.

He's still up there. I'm already in. Me and Dave are in, man. Yeah, come on in, dummy. All right. Joe B., since I just handed you that tape, do you want to... Yeah, I'll just play that tape. You want to play that tape?

You got a big boy? You know how to do this? This is Vincent Remember. It's a lizard. It's the... Dave, we talked about this off air. Culture vulture. No, Joe, wait.

Oh, sorry. Dave, we talked about this, buddy. It's not a lizard. If it's going to be a lizard, I told you, buddy. It's a really good cover. Who did this cover? I don't know. Does it say inside or anything?

I like the angle. It's a good angle. It's like a crazy angle. It's a webcam angle. From the top. How do you know how to draw that? This came out. It doesn't say.

Are there certain angles you can't do, Joe? I bet it says so. I can't do that. I can only really draw three angles. From the front, from the side, and three quarters. That's all you're getting from me. And correct me if I'm wrong, that's the same for your sex doing, right? Yes.

Three positions. Which Dave doesn't get that. He's never done that. Your sex doing. I've never done it. You're talking about sex doing. This cover is awesome. It's a guy looking into an overhead angle.

70s sci-fi book cover-esque. But very also contemporary, like Robert Beatty. Yeah, definitely like a Robert Beatty. Keith Rankin, orange milky type vibe. Not enough circles and drippy things. Nothing's drippy. Orange milky, baby. But that robot's cool.

This came out in 27. Or in the cell phone or whatever that thing is. The monolith. Yeah, he's looking into like a frame, maybe like a mirror or something.

Even the inside's a peach. Look at the colors there. What year did you say this came out? Ooh, that is nice. I haven't said it yet. You interrupt me every time.

Maybe I won't say it. Come on, say it. I want you to want it. Everyone wants to know. The two big spools, cassette spools is the inside cover here. It's like a hot looking gradient. I like it.

This came out in 2017 on Bedlam Tapes. They don't send us stuff anymore. It's a lizard. Well, they send us a lot of stuff. Joe, I'm dealing with Dave right now. Dave, look at me. Dave, they sent us a lot of stuff. Joe. Joe. I'm dealing with Dave right now. Dave, look at me. We got a lot of good tapes right now. Dave, look at me.

God. It's not listening. All right. Did we say that? Vincent, remember. We said that, right? Culture vulture. Yeah.

Culture vulture. What does that mean? A culture vulture. Culture vulture. A person who feeds on dead culture. That's so deep. Oh, that's us, right? That's so deep, man. That's so deep. culture. That's so deep. Oh, that's us, right? That's so deep, man.

That's so deep. Yeah. That's so deep, man. And they have no buttholes. No. No, no, no. Vultures don't have buttholes. Right.

Three. They just throw it back up, I think. In his pee-pee. Yeah, they poop out of their mouth. Right? Isn't that real? Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Yeah, man. Dave, what are you going to blow? No, it had cake crumbs in it. It better. It's got to be sweet. It's got to be sweet, right? Joe, it's got to be sweet. Kelly, where are my tapes? You had them over there.

You had them over there. They're right in front of me. Documenting some... I'm putting out a documentary. Putting out a documentary about your choices because they're peaches tonight. They're peaches tonight. I'll start off with this sparkling white pressure tape.

Okay. Go on. It is a tape on... Of course it is. We're a cassette podcast. Dave, what do you think it is? Quiet bedrooms. I don't know anything about quiet bedrooms. Oh.

I'm going to start a motel chain. That's what it's called. Okay. Quiet bedrooms. It's neon. What's your tagline? Bring me in. You go driving down the highway.

You go inside. You ask for a room. And the person at the desk is like, Shh. Shut up. Quiet. Quiet bedrooms. I don't know. So they're not like soundproof. You just have to be quiet? you ask for a room and the person at the desk is like, shh, shut up, quiet, quiet bedrooms, I don't know.

So they're not like soundproof. You just have to be quiet? You have to pay by the decibel. You're not allowed, you're not allowed to talk. Very strict. Decibel meters in the rooms.

So when you leave, there's like a dot matrix printout of your decibel levels. It's like a lie detector. Like a seismograph. I felt getting out of the shower in one. It's like a lie detector. Like a seismograph. I fell getting out of the shower in one of those places. It cost me a fortune. It was terrible.

What are you playing? Sparkling White Pressure. A new one, right? I haven't heard much from Sparkling White Pressure in quite amount of time. It's been a fork night. It's been a fork night. I haven't heard much from Sparkling Wet Pressure in quite amount of time. Yeah, it's... It's been a fork night. It's been a fork night.

There's only one way to say it. The J-Card is like a photograph, or like photograph on paper. It might actually be... Yeah, it's on Kodak paper. What? Yeah. It's got like this creamy peanut butter colored shell

with... Joe, you're not going to like this, but handwritten. So they spent all the money on the photograph. Plus that peanut butter shell, try to bring that into a public school. Yeah. The whole place goes on quarantine. A peanut butter shell.

They do Sabine's in a camp. Joe B., this might be- Yeah, that's normal. Welcome to the 90s. Oh, Jesus. This liner notes card, this might have been cut off the wall of one of your hotel rooms.

No. Yeah, look at this pattern. Quiet rooms. Yeah, quiet bedrooms. Hopefully they did it real quietly. Well, at our school, all the kids with the peanut stuff had to sit at their own tables.

See, um... They all have their own? No, my kids. There was a big row. My kids, it's peanut free. Peanut free. Her school next year is peanut free. Yeah, man. Yeah.

And all the other kids throw peanuts at them. I thought it was sad that the peanut kids had to sit at the tables by themselves. The peanut kids. It's kind of messed up. What's going on? What is happening right now? I don't know. What is that? My mind's exploding.

Jesus Christ. This is fancy paper. What was that? You're going to cut that out? Yeah, I'll cut that out. Yeah, this is like some fancy wallpaper paper that the track list is printed on. So they paid. They sprang for that.

They sprang for the fucking photo paper. They sprang for the fucking photo paper. They sprang for the peanut butter shell. And then they were like, oh, we don't have enough money for fucking labels. I kind of like it. I kind of like it now. You gotta handwrite all these fuckers. I kind of like it now.

Oops. It makes it... Calls up his budgeting guy Let me see it There's gotta be a mistake I'll be the fucking judge Sparkling my pressure In the stream

On Quiet Bedrooms In the whole package In the context Of the whole package In the context I like it I like it I think it's gonna be a peach

I think it's gonna be a peach Joe B doesn't like it I hate it Hey man Well Joe B's got You know I'm going to go into This new MSage tape

Astrolabe On nominal This is a good one Astrolabe Astrolabe Astrolabe It's like an old tool For like

For like measuring The universe or something Oh if you're out on sea And you're measuring stars Yeah it's like that thing I just actually saw One of those at the I'm a big Aaron Spacehead

Oh you're a big air and space head. You're a big air and space head? I didn't know that. That's my new thing. I'm a big air and space head now. So what do you do? You just measure? Measure all kinds of space. Mainly distances. Or just like how far I think I can throw something.

He's constantly texting me about the air quality for the day. Oh, alright. That's important. He's constantly texting me about the air quality for the day. Oh, all right. Like, ask me if I saw it. That's important. All right. That's important. And have you? I hear it's been bad lately, right? Real bad.

I've heard that before. Well, it depends what you're doing. I don't really know what that means when they say that on the radio. An air quality alert. But they don't tell you, like, what to do about it. Well, let me tell you something the government won't tell you. Don't breathe it. Don't breathe it.

Sometimes you're doing something where you need bad air. Oh. You know, you're doing something where you need bad air. You know, you're doing certain kinds of rock skipping, certain kinds of fishing or rock stacking. You need the air. You want bad air. Like a lot of these, you ever see those kids who, now I know you don't do it because it's bad for the environment. I just made some bad air.

Dave. See, that's good for rock stacking. Nominal loom, this just came out. I'm looking for some information. Edition of 100. It comes in this slip case. I almost prefer it didn't have the slip case. Let me see.

It's like a little t-shirt for it. It's nice. I'm just lazy. Just give me the shell. That's all I need anymore. Yeah. That's not a nice paper, though. Nice little collage.

No, it looks nice. It's a nice presentation. Yeah. Matthew little collage. No, it looks nice. It's a nice presentation. Yeah. Matthew Sage from Chicago, the deep dish state. Chicago, Chicago, Illinois. You ever been there, Illinois? That's where Wayne's World did. I've never been there.

Gah. Ah. I like a Chicago-style hot dog, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Gah. And what is that? I don't remember everything.

It's something like a seeded bun. There's a whole slice. All right, let's play these three tips. It's like soaked in gravy or something. I don't think there's gravy. They don't like dry it off. That's what makes it Chicago. Like when they pull it out of the water.

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I love you. I love you, I love you You're like a wild, something I love you You're like a water Something I You're like a water, something I love you. I love sorry. so so so Thank you. so wow um so Thanks for watching! Vincent, remember.

Sparkling white pressure. Vincent, remember. Vincent, remember. Remember? Dummy. Sparkling. Wide. Pressure.

Sparkling white pressure. That M-. Sage was a Masonic number It was good This is Bob Miller Pizza, pizza, pizza Who is this? Detective Bob Miller No, you should say Dave I'm going to give you some notes

I'm going to say who is this and you say it's Vincent, remember? Alright, let's go Do you want me to say it? No, no, let's move on Are we going to give you some notes. I'm going to say, who's this? And you say, it's Vincent, remember? All right, let's go. Do you want me to say it? No, no, no. Let's move on. Are we going to try it? No. Next time.

Yeah. All right. Who's going to... Is it going to be Joe, the looker? What? Is it going to be Dave? Who's going to go next? Oh, oh.

Let's play some tapes. I don't know. Let's take a break. Those were good, though. Yeah, I'm kind of tired. Let's do a quick. I don't know. Let's take a break. Those were good, though. Yeah, I'm kind of tired. Let's do a quick commercial break. You want to take five? Yes.

Let's do a quick commercial break. I can find a commercial on YouTube. You want to find a commercial? Nah, it's okay. No, I got it. Dave already wants to stop. Yeah, we're already getting demonetized. Demonetized?

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It's not ice cream. It's like ice cream if you didn't want it to taste all that, like you just want it to be just the fruit. Okay. Yeah, you're going to eat some Yonanas. You want to eat ice cream. So Yonanas is the machine? It's the machine. Okay. It's you're going to eat some yo' nanas. You want to eat ice cream. So yo' nanas is the machine? It's the machine.

Okay. It's a sweet treat. What's the yo'? Yo' nanas? Like they're yours, I guess. Because I think it is stipulated in the manual you have to use your own bananas. It's a lizard. Dave.

Please play tape. Please stop. I made a bowl. Dave. Please play a tape. Please stop. I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grow out of it. That's true. That one's true. All right, Davey boy, why don't you go? I want to be proud of you. Okay.

I'll play the space saver tape. I don't know about this one. Save yourself. Look at that cover. Who are those boys? I think it might be the fellows that make up this project. Travis Thatcher and Steve Snyder. Do they look like good boys or do they look like

mischievous boys? I'm going to tell you. You're going to know when I flip this J card around so you can see the inside. I'm going to know what? Too scary. Too scary. Their heads. Too scary. Too scary. Their heads aren't there anymore.

I'm sorry. Wow. Their heads are just smoke on the inside, but their sweaters are still there. I thought these were school pictures, but this is a drawing. This is a drawing. It's a drawing of, I think, a sickly boy. Let me see. It's two boys, look. It's a drawing of, like, I think a sickly boy. Let me see. It's two boys, though.

I think it's the same boy, but it's a year. It's two different years of the same good boy. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. Yeah, it looks like a school picture. It looks like Apex Twig. That's a good drawing. Color pencil, I think.

Yeah? Yeah. Too rough. You pencil, I think. Yeah. Too rough. I think so. Yeah. Now, it's space saver. But see what they did here. These freaking A's, these experimentalers.

The A's are triangles. Yeah. Also, you didn't save too much space with that hyphen in there. I mean, if you really want to talk about saving space, you can take the kerning down quite a bit and get rid of the hyphen. Maybe make the pot a little smaller, too.

I just figured out how to do that in Photoshop. It's good. I do want to talk about saving space. Save yourself. Wait a minute. Sometimes I do each letter as a layer. Shrink it down? Yeah.

Dave, here's how they did it. They spelled yourself, look, Y-R-S-L-F. That's where they saved the space. Yeah, but I could save space by just deleting letters out of a word. That's cheating. He's right. It's about cheating. word. That's cheating. He's right. It's about cheating. Yeah, it's cheating.

You do that, and then, I mean, you could just not write anything at that point, if you really want to save space. But that defeats the purpose of writing anything, because you're supposed to communicate with your writing. Right? So, I don't know. I'm in Dave's corner on this one.

Yeah, I'm going to say that it's... Me too. And you know who else would be? I think these good boys on the cover. They wouldn't cheat. So this is what we call a Swiss dot. And what is this, self-release? Or it says HIC002 on the side.

They didn't save space with that catalog number either. No, 002. You think you're going to get to 100 just put 2 what if you got to 1000 then you're really screwed legally though someone would have to step in and stop

someone would have to stop them legally like a cassette store if they got to 1000 or if they just because they started at 001. Like, they're bound to a three-digit number of releases

if they started with 001. And then I'm gonna play this tape that is a fucking head spinner. This is a good one. What is it? Krumel? K-R-U with two dots over top of it.-e-l oh this tape's scary it's too scary it's way too scary i don't think we should play it it's like watching the ring

grave wave on uh what label put this out i can't tell because he's experimental artist the way they they do this stuff it's just... Oh, my goodness. I got it written down here. Discrete spectrum. What does that even mean? Like a spectrum that's like... What are you doing? Why are you making all these holes in it? It's discrete. It's small. It's a small spectrum. It's very discrete. I think they're from

Akron, Ohio. Really good track titles on this one. I don't think they're listed. They're only listed on the band camp. So I'm not going to get it. I'm not even going to go there. They saved some space.

No. There we go. That's an edge case show, but I'll let it slide. This is really good. So let's do those. Are we agreed? Oh, look at the artwork on this first, though. Okay.

Okay. Look at the artwork. Okay. Oh, it's kind of surrealist or something going on. What's that? This is experimental stuff. You never know what they're going to do. They're insane.

Don't scare me so bad. I don't know. It's going to haunt you. I know. I don't like anything with a feather to haunt you. I know. I don't like anything with a feather. The bird with a hat on? That's way too scary. Oh, yeah.

I'm afraid to even say it. I feel like if I say it, I'll make it real. I only like artwork that can be real. All right. Pizza pizza pizza so so so Thank you. I'm going to go get some food. ¶¶ ¶¶ so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm so so I'm going to go. ¶¶ Ah! Thank you. Uh-huh. He got a virus. No way.

No way. Okay, first of all, Space Slaver. What is Space Saver? Space Saver. You're not playing your instruments right. You don't play them like that. No. That's not how you play it.

You know what they're doing, Dave? How about you play some notes? Jazz. They're hooked on jazz. That was tight. And then Krumel. I don't know what that is. It's very spooky. Very enjoyable. Those vocals are nice.

Sounds like one of those Halloween soundtracks. Sounds like the ghost from Mario. I was going to say if Phantom of the Opera was in a band. When he's not phantoming, he's in this cool band. Joby, not only did you bring snacks on snacks,

you did a magic trick. I've never seen a man do a magic trick. I've been an atheist. Ricky Gervais, I'm like, God, baby! Every time people say God exists, I'm like, watch me quote Ricky Gervais to them. Just bust God, baby. Every time people are like, they say God exists, I'm like, watch me quote Ricky Gervais to them and just bust them and just knock them out of the park.

But you did that magic trick. Now I believe you're a God. You made a trail mix appear out of nowhere. Yeah. You think God exists? Prove it. Prove it. Yeah?

Yeah? Yeah? Survey said. But we skipped you there. Well, I shouldn't say we. I skipped you. Yeah. I fucking, I'm sorry.

Last week I took a one-hitter to the dome, and I've been fucking just nonstop listening to Fish all week. And the dead. And the dead. And the dead. Always the dead. And the dead. Just the bootleg tapes.

Yeah, just the bootleg. I'm a big dead hen. Yeah, man. I know you are. You wear the feathers. I see you with the dead. And the dead. Just the bootleg tapes. Yeah, just the bootleg. I'm a big dead hen. Yeah, man. I know you are. You wear the feathers. I see you with the feathers. But you want to... I'll make it up to you.

You make it real sugary. Play two of them. Play two? You want to play two tapes. Two strips. In his butt. All right, I'll play. First, I'll play this.

Two strips in his butt. I see what you did, Mike. Come on. Whoa. Mondo Lava tape. Mondo Lava tape. Mondo Lava. Ogre Heights on Hossu Mountain. Yeah.

Number 77. Let me see this. That is an ogre, Dave. You nailed it. Ogre Heights, Hossu Mountain, number 77. This is a C50. Can we talk about this artwork? It's by Mondo Lava.

Look at all the stuff on that cover. It's a lot of good stuff. It's like you hit a pinata, and all that stuff fell out of it. That's hilarious. Describe some of that stuff. I made a bowl of pasta, and these pumpkins grew out of it.

It's a smorgasbord of food on this table. You got like half a coconut, a coconut, a skull, a cactus. You got like a bootleg Hulk Hogan type figure, right? Yeah, he's Hulk Hogan's upper body. Well, just the one arm ripping the shirt because the other arm is holding a Walkman.

And then it's like his legs are just the muscles. Stop, stop, stop. It's not a lizard. Dave. That's a poison snake? And then it's like His legs are just the muscles Stop It's not a lizard Dave That's a poison snake I told you any reptile We talked about this

Wait a minute Is it really? No, psych He pranked me, motherfucker Alright And then what? Play two, buddy. Let me see this.

Who is Mondo Lava? It doesn't matter. Ogre Heights is... Not that it doesn't matter. We all matter. It gods us. Davala on Tape Lemoore. Quick question.

Ogre Heights. Is that like a neighborhood that ogres live in? That's where you live. Or it's just like... But it's fancy. It's like the real affluent ogres. I think it's... You know?

Yeah. And there's like probably a reality show. Oh, yeah. The real pompous. Yeah, the real pompous of Ogre Heights. Yeah, they're dicks. The real pompous dicks of Ogre Heights. Yeah.

All right. And then what? Are we going to... Do you want us... I said it. What should we do? I'm going to play Alpha Mound. hump of sticks of Ogre Heights. Alright. And then what? What should we do? I'm going to play Alpha Mound. Alpha Mound. You have an Alpha Mound, don't you? What's that mean?

Stacy was telling me. Your wife was telling me. Is that normal? I was like, yeah, man. For some guys. Let me see this. Who is Alpha Mound? I can't even say it now.

See, I'm picturing Alpha Mound as like a... It's a supplement. It's kind of... It's a stack. It's like a man cave, kind of. But like outside. Oh, an Alpha Mound. Oh, all right. But outside.

Outside, like on top of a hill somewhere. No, he's in his Alpha Mound. Ben Shapiro has a good alpha mound. Oh yeah, definitely. He's probably got so many posters and cool games and stuff in his alpha mound. I bet you all, the Wi-Fi password, you'll never guess it

on his alpha mound. Did you ever see that thing on Twitter where it's just somebody, it's a picture of a locker and Ben Shapiro talking and it sounds like somebody's a picture of a locker and Ben Shapiro talking and it sounds like somebody stuffed him in a locker. Oh, no.

That's not nice. That's not nice because that might be real. I don't like that. I don't like that, yeah. You don't like David after Dennis, though. No, it was mean.

You don't like David after Dennis? No. I think it's fucked up. What other memes don't you like? Hmm. I don't know. The ones that are mean to people. memes don't you like? I don't know

The ones that are mean to people You don't like mean memes Tape Lemours who put out this alpha mount tape I don't like when they cast people To be Just because when they need somebody to be ugly Or something Stop the clock

Stop the clock This is a C45 edition of 60. It's Lemoore number 69. Oh, shit. Are you kidding me? Pizza, pizza, pizza. Are you kidding me? And Joaquin westland all right all right all right well then dave do you want to play one too

in this round uh or do you want to do yeah you know i'll do this eve malone tape eve malone oh my goodness this one this one the most of what you need is all you'll ever have on third kind records which i don't know if that's true I don't know if that's true The most of what you have You gotta take a break in the middle of this one The most of what you need is all you'll ever have I tell you what I like these miniature horses on this cover

I'd paint the shit out of them right now Yeah Somebody was telling me that a friend of theirs Is scared of miniature horses What? Yeah Well they are kind of scary You mean a horse that size that comes to life? Like a pony Somebody was telling me that a friend of theirs is scared of miniature horses. What? Yeah. Well, they are kind of scary. You mean a horse that size that comes to life?

Like a pony. Oh, yeah. There are also miniature horses. Stacy's mom had miniature horses that's different than ponies. How? What is the difference? I think any kind of tiny horse, they're scary. What's the difference?

I don't know. It's like a breed. I think pony's a different kind of horse. The band? Breed? Hardcore? No, isn't there a hardcore band? There's Bleed.

No, there's another one. Breed? Hatebreed and Bleed. I'm mixing them up. I'm doing an old-fashioned hardcore switch. An old-fashioned straight-edge mix-em-up. Is Hatebreed hardcore? Or is that like mall metal?

I don't think it started as a hardcore band. Well, you can listen to it outside the mall on occasions. On occasions. On occasions. Once in a while. 66! What are you playing?

Yves Malone. Look at this shell. Can we talk about the shell? Let me see. Just talk about the shell. Just talk about the shell. This is on Third Kind, by the way.

Third Kind Records. I don't even know how to describe the shell. So the one side is white. I'm on the side that's white. I'm in lots of worms. Or it's pink. It's like white screen printed or is it white with pink screen printed? It's basically

it looks like a really fancy tablecloth. And the other side's clear with pink screen printed or imprinted. All over. In the entire thing. Like a checkered board. Look at this thing. I can't get enough of it.

It's hard to describe. It is hard to describe. It looks like a cheap trick guitar. Basically. I love it because it's printed on the entire shell except for the window. Even the tape sticking out is a part of it.

A part of the entire piece. Do you know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. The actual tape inside of it is part of the art of it. Oh, I love art. I get big art. It sucks that there's not going to be any cassettes in like two years. I'm like a big art guy.

I love fancy art. Yeah, because you do the body mods. I do the body mods. I go to museums sometimes. No. Yeah. You think two years? Two years on the go?

I look at each one for like a while. Each art. Each art. I eat it up. I've been to a museum with you before, and I was just looking at it. Because I look at the art, and I go, I guess I'm done.

And Joe's still looking at it. I get the ear yard and I go, I guess I'm done. Joe's still looking at it. I get the earphones. I pay the extra for the, you know, you push the button and then you hear it in the thing. What do you hear

in those things? They won't give them to me. Yeah, well, because you get them tangled. They tell you you got 30 years. That's true, though. No,

this shell is the, this is the best one. And yes, Dave, two years, I think it says there won't be anymore. That's fine. I'll be done by then. In two, two years. I think there won't be any more. That's fine.

I'll be done by then. In two years, there's going to be no more? Yeah. They're going to find more stock. Oh, you think they'll uncover something like a Doctor Who episode? They'll find a bunch of chrome tape in the bottom of a church? Someone's got a whole bunch, yeah. Like breaking news.

This morning in West Egg. In West Egg? Yeah. Where's the egg? West Egg, Nottingham. morning in West Egg. In West Egg? Yeah. Where's the egg? West Egg, Nottingham. New Nottingham. Oh. They're going to find a bunch at the table.

Do you ever try to make a poached egg? I never would. No. What's that? In boiling water? Is that what that is? Yeah, you put it in boiling water. No.

No, I've never tried to do it. I don't like that consistency. I don't like fancy food. I don't think it's really fancy. Boiling an egg is fancy. It's a little too fancy for me. A little too fancy for me to boil an egg. A little too hoity-toity.

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Is it Eve Malone? Eve's? Eve Malone. Eve Malone. Eve Malone! Eve... Come on! Boys!

Chuck! Eve Malone! Eve Malone! Come on! Ah! Ah! Ah! I love when they always do that to get you... Ah! Ah! Eat Malone. Eat Malone. Come on. Nah. Nah. Nah. I love when they always do that to get you.

Nah. Nah. When who does it? The guy trying to get you to eat Malone. Nah. Nah. Nah. Or like people with their dogs do that.

Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. I don't like that. I think we should start doing that to each other. I think I already do that. Eh. Eh. Eh. No, that's not a question. It's we should start doing that to each other. I think I already do that. Eh?

Eh? No, that's not a question. It's not like, eh? It's eh? To get your attention, right? You do that now? Mm-hmm. You just never noticed.

That's what Dave does because he's a good boy. He puts sugar on it. Uh-oh, here he goes. This is Dave's other podcast. I wonder if anyone who listens to this listens to your weird sexual podcast that you do. Oh, you know about my secret sexual podcast? Yeah. Well, you know I hide in your closet.

You know I hide in your closet. I see you record it sometimes. All right, we got, what do we got? Four tapes left here. How are we going to do, how do you want to divide this up? Hmm. I think we could just do...

What would be fair? Two and two. Two and two You know Let's teach those You guys Let's teach those clowns in Washington A little lesson Show them how to

Show them how to make a compromise happen Can't do it I'm scared of clowns You know what Dave That's a really cool thing about you I'm not gonna give you shit about it okay Cause I get it Yeah they're scary

Yeah I get it The paint The paint is only the one thing. Hair. Big red nose. Horn. They try to make... What is Red Nose Day?

You know they have Red Nose Day? Is that associated with Target in some way? No, I don't think so. They don't have a hand in it? I bet you Target has a hand in it. Alright, how are we going to do this? If it's red, they got their fingers in it. Or Staples, maybe.

Oh, Staples. Staples should have a clown. Yeah, should you do one and Dave does one? Or should we just do two from you and then two from Dave? No. Well, his name could be Staples the Clown. No, Staples the Copy Clown. Wait, how many do you have left?

Two strips of bacon. And Dave has two? No, Dave has one. Dave has one. And you have one. So we could do me and Dave and then me and you to end it. Like a grand finale. Like me and you. Oh, I see it. Like the listener's favorite two guys teaming up.

Is that the final vote? Yeah. Okay. That was it. All right, Dave, why don't you go, and then I'll go, too. Okay. What are you going to play?

I'm going to play this helmet tape. Helmet? Helmet. I remember helmet. I love helmet. I bet they're still around. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. If we rock.

If we rock. This tape is called Child in the Closet. Who is it now? It's not Helmet, right? No, it's Alma. Like the glue? What are you saying? Like the Sesame Street character.

Alma. Alma. Alma. Alma. You should have said that lady who used to live around the corner from me growing character. Elmo. Elma. Elma. Oh. Elma. You should have said that lady who used to live around the corner from me growing up. Elma. Oh, and Elma?

Elma. There was a woman named Elma. Elma. Yeah. She lives on Sycamore. Eh. Yeah. So who's this Elma?

I'm assuming it's not her. She's long since died. It's a Japanese noise project. Okay. I don't really know much about it It's on a label called Kudichi It's funny that we can't say it Because just the other day They emailed me how to pronounce it

Oh really? I didn't, I was just like okay Let me put that in my to check out Bookmarks Good label though I don't need to know how to say it. The logo for the... What's that, a cheese steak?

Yeah, it's like a cheese steak. No, I think what that is is the Kadoogie thing. Oh. Now I want to check. Now I wish I checked. It's a C40 edition of 20. Looks good. There's a sauce involved.

Yeah, it looks tasty. What kind of sauce do you think it is? What's a red sauce? Marinara. You think it's a marinara? Yeah, it looks tasty. What kind of sauce do you think it is? What's a red sauce? Marinara? You think it's a marinara? Yeah. We could look it up. It could be like a sriracha or a hot sauce or something.

Maybe. I can't tell. There's cheese. Okay. Some green stuff and maybe a mushroom or two? I disagree, Joe. But we can save that for another night. Oh.

A sandwich. Looks like it's on pretty good bread, too. Yeah, I think they're huge, too. Because I saw the thumbnail of the video that explained how to pronounce it. What? Who makes these? A toilet bowl cake? Is it from a culture?

A toilet bowl cake? Oh, I don't know who makes them. I didn't get that. I just saw the hands. Huh. And if you are asking me to tell you the entire culture behind this, based on people's hands, I will not do that, Joe. Don't try to bait me into that.

Ben Shapiro taught me anything. Alright, yeah, let's play. How old is he, by the way? 13 years old, but 13 and a half. 13 and a half. Alright, then, what am I going to play something with this? He's always so pale. Always kind of moist.

Leave him be. He's not good on. Always kind of moist. Leave him be. He's not good on camera. Leave him be. Leave him be. I'm going to play this tape that got all burned up in the mail. Look at this. What? Was there a fire?

Joe B., look at this. When you're done texting during the show. I'm looking up what kind of sound. Oh, I saw this. So this is what we call a Swiss dot. This crazy laser etched. This is, I don't know how to say any of this stuff. Any of it. Not one word etched. This is, I don't know how to say any of this stuff. Any of it.

Not one word of it. Estlerot? Come on, you're challenging me. E-S-T-L-E-R-O-T. The tape's called Sisal. Sisal. Sisu. It's on Herhalen.

Oh, Herhalen. I used to listen to Herhalen. Yeah. Herhalen. It's an Italian sandwich. What is? The Cagugli. You were doing research?

Yeah. Good on you. Good on you. This isn't a library. It's on a long, hard roll, often with mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce. You've really got it. Spicy Italian sausage. What kind of sauce?

Tomato sauce? Tomato sauce. Like a marinara or something. Joe's always been good at guessing sandwiches. Table gravy? Is that what you guys call it? Table gravy.

That's not what I call it. That sounds disgusting. But this J-Card. That's just a plain mozzarella sauce. Or not, tomato sauce, I mean. Table gravy. Mozzarella sauce.

You got this, it's like, what do you think they used on this? This J-Card is like three panels. It's like laser etched. A laser printer. A laser etcher like, what do you think they used on this? This J card is like three panels. It's like laser etched. A laser printer. A laser etcher, yeah. Do you think, let me ask you.

You can get those now, like consumer, like little. They have, oh yeah, they have one you can use at the Route 9 library. Yeah. Yeah. They have the, all the words. They just, their design was just a little too tight. Yeah, I was going to say, like, do you think some of these burns are intentional? Yeah, no.

I think the zigzaggy thing was a little too tight in some parts, and it just caught on fire. It looks cool, though. But it looks intense. It doesn't ruin the aesthetic at all. It doesn't ruin the aesthetic. I think people do it on purpose. They didn't, though. I don't think they did.

I think you're wrong. I think it was what they call a happy accident. That's good to think about. A happy accident. I'm just starting to think about all the... Happy accidents you've ever had? Happy accidents I've ever had. Okay, so I'll play that.

They're freaking interdimensional invaders, okay? I have a note here, but I'll look it over when we play this. Let's play this. I'm going to go to the other side. The The The The The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. The The The Thank you. The I'm going to go ahead and do that. The Thank you. I'm sorry. The Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. I don't know. so so Thank you. I already looked at it. We'll see about that. Elma. Good job, Elma.

Sesame Street, but with an A. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma.

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Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. Elma. but with an A. That's a rod. That's like somebody who just started moving around furniture and hit record. Oh, Eva Malone. Oh, Eva Malone. Good callback. Get off of it.

Good callback. Because I remembered from earlier when you said that joke. I'm stuck. And then I saw it written on the screen, Eva Malone, so I said it. Eva Malone. Child in the closet. Oh.

And then, well, how do you say it? Did we ever figure it out? Child in the closet. And then, well, how do you say it? Did we ever figure it out? Estorot. Estorot. That's how you say it. That's how you say it. They did the best we could with the time that we had. That's one thing I think is true.

If you listen to this, you should realize that we are doing the best we can. I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing it. What can. I'm doing... What about roasted peppers, red peppers on top? So if you don't like it, you just realize I'm doing the best I can, I would give that an A. A plus. A lot of people love the roasted pepper on it. It's true.

A lot of people love the roasted pepper on it. Thanks. You ready to do these last two tapes? I'm ready to do it. Let me take a seat Let me think It's going to be me and you, Joe What?

Love it What order would you like to do? You want to do me, then you? You want me to go first? Yeah You sure? Yep You need a minute to think about it?

Alright, I'll go first No, I want to go first Yeah, of course you go first I think it's only fair I want to play this I don't know if it's come out quite yet it'll probably come out by the time you're listening to this in late July

match you're looking hard on that one get you every time it does matches trilogy matches Whitney Johnson two S's yeah

is it matches or matches Matches, Whitney Johnson. Two S's. Yeah. Is it matches or matches? Matches. Matches. You got to hit that two S's. Matches. Let me hear you say it. Matches. Let me hear you say it.

It might be matches. Matches. Yeah. I think it's matches. Matches. Matches. Matches. Matches.

Oh, that's what it is. It's French. It's French. I forgot it was French ooh la la I forgot you were into culture and stuff well I did study

a few French websites if you know what I mean trilogy I saw Coat Heads oh they came from there yeah they came from they did France on there

you ever do French kiss I've never done it. I've heard about it. Trilogy came out on Trouble in Mind. It's three tapes. It comes in a tall vinyl box. You can hear it.

That's an opening. Three tapes inside. Pretty lineup too. This yellow, blue, and black. Look very nice. Very nice. Three different, I think one is a 2014 release, one is 2015

and one is a new one. Beautiful cover too. Like that airbrushed, again, sci-fi novel. It is like a sci-fi novel. Especially in that packaging. Yeah.

It looks very much like a sci-fi novel. even, you know. What do you want me to pronounce here? Oh, just say the name of the releases. Oh. Well, the 2014 is

Seraphastra, then Somniforia, then Sacrocopa. Copra. Sacrocopra. Oh, yeah. I graduated Sacrocopra. Did you really? I always get that at the Greek festival. Sacra Corpora. Oh, yeah. With a little bit of like the... I graduated Sacra Corpora. That's where I paid the customer.

Did you really? In college, yeah. I always get that at the Greek festival. Yeah. I get the platter, though. The platter's the better deal because you get the salad with it. Edition of 100. Trouble in mind if I didn't already say it.

Oh, cover designed by Sarah Drake. It's a lizard. Dave. I don't think Sarah Drake would much care for that. Who's in the project again? It's not a lizard. Whitney Johnson. Just Whitney Johnson. Just Whitney Johnson from Chicago, I believe.

Deep Dish Place. Good city. It's one of the best. Obama, Oprah, Jordan, Pippen. And then Joe. Joe B do you want to play the last tape? yeah you don't have to if you don't want to

I'm going to play this Arthur Dent and Deeper Than Space tape called Drift on Bonding Mike you're an air and space guy I'm an air and space head well let me get my Astro laid out real quick nice little box and this is some sort of repress right of like a 90s tape space guy. I'm Aaron Spacehead. Well, let me get my Astro really about real quick. Nice little box.

And this is some sort of repress, right? Of like a 90s tape? Let me walk you down the aisle of Memory Lane. I don't like this function. I don't like Memory Lane. No? Well, the Memory Lane in Ogre... Was it Ogre Heights? Or Ogre Acres? Where do you live? That's where all the dicks live. Where do your people live?

This tape came out in 2016 on bonding tapes it's a C106 which is a huge Masonic number if you ask me and you're listening to my podcast a lot of people are so uh um but the recording

is from 1995 came out on a CD now hold on Arthur Dent do you know who Arthur Dent is hmm from 1995 came out on a CD. Now, hold on. Arthur Dent. Do you know who Arthur Dent is? Hmm. Arthur Dent. You want to take a guess?

No. Well, he's the hapless protagonist in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Oh, Arthur Dent. Yeah. And when I receive this information, and I'm not going to reveal my sources. I'm not going to do it. When I receive...

I'm not going to do it. When I receive this information all I could think was well if Arthur Dent is this science fiction man surely deeper than space is something right? so I look up deeper than space

I'm doing more research I'm like Mahler Dave I'm connecting the dots I look up deeper than space it says on Discogs which is the world's largest marketplace and database, it says on this site, which has been verified, it says that the deep, deeper than space, which has a lot of releases out, is someone named, I had it down here.

I want to say Adam Douglas. But the person who wrote Hitchhiker's Guide is named Douglas Adams. So what's going on here? What is happening here? This is a whole space race. It looped back around. Now you don't know where to go. Where do you take the investigation?

That's the thing. I'm backing up. I'm looking at my charts. And then it's a slow motion. That's the thing. Then I just, I have to back up and I have to, I'm backing up, I'm looking at my charts and I just go, I got you. And then it's a slow motion. I drop my coffee, I drop the tape,

which comes in a nice box, by the way, with an orange band around it. Oh, it's nice. But I don't like science fiction. I only like movies if it could really happen. Hmm.

Hard sci-fi. Yeah. Hard sci-fi? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, but do... Pure science. So what do you think the deal of this is?

Do you think this is a time capsule? This is time travel. There's an alien on the side. Did you see that? With headphones on. No way. Yeah, like a sticker you get at the skateboard shop at the beach. Hold on, guys.

Guys, guys. Hold on. Hold on. Take me to your dealer. All right. You ready to take this out? We'll never figure out. This is a mystery. Well, I like your mystery.

You do. You're a big... What do you like again? I don't like to solve it, though. No, what do you do with it? It's a mystery. It's like a good mystery. Oh. You're just a mystery fanatic i just read the first little part of the book just to get the the mystery part of it and

then i'm done i don't want it solved what do you think about the cotton inside this box i don't like it i thought i said that earlier hate it all right tabs out because that's why i've never listened to this tape actually because i can't touch it to get this fucking tape out the texture is too gross you might think it's Halloween with this tape look at this orange and black with another alien on it spooky spooky take me to your dealer

peace this is loaded up somewhere in the middle so we'll go from there alright bye middle so we'll go from there all right bye I'm sorry. We lost our light All of us The time before the night You called it good For the careful light We lived on We have been canceled away We live in doubt

We've reached each day and time Mind of gold so Thank you. I'm sorry. I believe in my sight It's what we can say To take a process world Into the land And generate a world Into the land And lose the only eye I'm falling into the night And this is the only way

So I can feel it I'm sorry. Thank you. I want you to go and say, I want you to say, I want you to say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. The Thanks for watching!