Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #130 | 8.19.18

Episode Date: August 19, 2018

Tired All The Time, Lycia, Check!!!, Taxslayer, Satanic Panic '81, Varsity Voltz, Rod Hamilton and Tiffany Seal, Kenji Kihara, Druids of Huge, Cube, Rayphaze, and Elkhorn.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kaseem's. 30 years later.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Gazette podcast. Episode number.

I didn't get a chance to check. 130. 130. Are you serious, Dave? Yeah. You're a math wizard over there huh oh yeah i know all the numbers it says 11 you do 12 we're 105 so 16 i was going to ask you to name a few numbers that's a few 40 32 18 chocolate sauce the strawberries i can go on all day if you want me i I mean... I do want you to. One. Well, there's one. There's two. There's three.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. You want me to keep going? I'm Mike. I'm Dave. I'm Joe. And it's been a little bit since... What have we been doing? Has it been like a month since the last episode? You want a cake to flush?

A lot has happened in the last month for me personally. What's happened? You cut the sleeves off all your shirts? This one's always had the sleeves. I'm getting comfy. I'm getting into a comfy suit. You were wearing a different one the other day when I stopped by. I know, because I'm a comfy man now.

You're in comfy mode. I've been reading a book called... You just gave it... You're just like, fuck it. I've been reading a book called The Comfy Boy and You. Letting out the... You've read it? No, I get Comfy Man magazine in the mail, though.

Okay. Sweats. What else was the... Robes. Oh, sweats, robes. Slippers. Yeah, Epsom salts. Ooh, a nice soak.

I like a nice soak. Nice long soak. That sounds really comfortable. Cigar cutters. So... What? Cigar cutters. What's a cigar cutter like the little uh oh it's literal it's literal we're talking about things you wear

oh a cigar cutter i was like yeah i wear a cigar cutter on my it's like a cut of pant it's like a jenko umbro why don't they make jenko? Joe? Well, what's an umbro? What's an umbro? Like sports shorts? Yeah, not just sports shorts. So why don't they make really wide short shorts? Why don't they make humongous? Really wide short shorts?

Yeah. Umbros are made out of something. Like a synthetic. It's a synthetic short. Yeah, there's no doubt about that. Alright, who wants to play the first tape? You do. Do I?

You do. Somebody should start a single series called Synthetic Shorts. I got a tape here, and I know you guys are going to give me shit. Oh, probably. God damn it. Because we here, we play some friggin' experimental Music I don't even know if you can call it music some of the times

Mike do you play with these gain knobs over here? Yeah oh my god I'm up here all day playing with those gain knobs Just pretending to be Dave I got cardboard cutouts of you and me But I sit here Well you know sometimes because Dave is all big dumb brute force, I'm more of a thinker. They don't make cardboard cutouts for me.

They don't cut cardboard that big. Mike has to settle for being me when he podcasts with us. Don't sell yourself short. I'm not settling. You could just get two, tape them together, get bottom half, top half Dave, and then you could sit over there and be yourself.

Huh. Well, I use the boxes that cigar cutters come in. So they're really small. So that would take me a few years. I know we normally play some experimental... Oh, these are homemade. Well, no. I collect the boxes. I send them off to my guy.

He lives in Iowa. He lives in Creek City, Iowa. He makes them for me. I got a tape here. There's only one word for it. It's rock. It's rock and roll. This is a band. This isn't experimental music.

This is rock and roll. I'm talking about jean shorts, guitars, solid state amps. Can you hand me that shirt? Flip flops. Flip flops. Vans to door in. This is a band called...

Backwards baseball caps. Oh, God. The most backwards. It goes all the way around. The brims in the back doesn't block the sun. Oakleys. Tired all the time. A band from Washington, D.C.

Where the clowns are? Oakleys. Oakleys. Aired all the time. A band from Washington, D.C. Where the clowns are? Oakleys. Oakleys. A tape called Be Well. Oakleys on lanyards. It came out on a label called Flag Day. Which... Is that a national holiday?

Yeah. Joe B., I thought that was just a rolled up piece of paper. There's wheat in that. Now, they normally... Excuse me. What's the circumference? They normally put out experimental music, too. But this is wrong.

They're putting out a wrong tape. It's called Be Well. These people on the cover, they lost their heads. It's all smoke now. When I did it for the first time, I have a new respect for it. It was the noodles. That's a family, too. that's a family too it's a family it's a uh papa a mama this is what you would call a traditional family all right now their heads are smoked they're blown up they're blown to bits they're not there anymore um but this i want to play the first track off this tape called Bone Dry.

Because Bone Dry, I'm calling it right now. Where's the noodles? Is the song of the summer. It's the frigging song of the summer. Summer's almost over. I know, that's why I'm so upset it got here so late. Because you don't put squid ink in pizza dough. But I want to play the first track off this tape. So this is what we call Swiss Dot.

So Joe B, what are you going to play after that? Keep in mind, this is ronk music here. It's kind of like an Oreo cookie. I'll play this. How do you think you say it? Lycia? Lycia? Lycia Wake, right?

Well, Wake's the name of the record. Okay, Lycia. Lycia. Then Wake. Well, I knew how to spell Wake. You know how to spell it? I know how to spell it and say it. Okay.

So this is like a boat wake or like a person's wake? What's a boat wake? You know, when it says no wake. Oh, there's so much about culture I don't get. Like the boat's waves that it makes? Yeah, the waves that a boat makes. That's your wake. Okay. Behind it it if this boat's a rocking you know what i mean no wake but yeah yeah in certain areas no wake so you gotta you gotta go real slow

like in the marina so you don't rock the other my brother was in the marina semper fi have you done done any research on licea you or dave joe or dave i did so this is like the drug like blood pressure medicine side effects side effects of licea include snotty blood this originally came out in 1989 it did it's like their their demo tape oh no shit or their first release i believe it's their demo tape. Oh, no shit. Or their first release. I don't know. I believe it's their demo. Well, it came out in 1989. Yeah. They started the band in 1988. I've never heard of this band before.

No, well, if you go on Discogs, there's a fucking time, like, they go through like months of what is happening to the band. Like, 1988. May. Mike Van Portfleet forms La Silla, initially as a solo project in Tempe, Arizona. Summer. Mike Van Portfleet? That's not a real name.

Will Welch joins as an occasional collaborator. I'm beginning to get the feeling Mike Van Portfleet wrote this. November. John Fair joins La Silla. Will Welch involvement fades. Poor Will. What's going on with Will?

If you jump ahead a little bit, though, to the summer of 90, Will Welch rejoins. Welcome back to the fold, Will. Can you click on Will Welch to see what happened while he was gone? Yeah, what was he doing? I think he joined the marina. You know, 9-11 changed us all. But yeah, like you said, this came out in 89.

89, yeah. So this is a reissue of it. And it's like a synthy dark wave band. It's a self-release reissue, correct? Oh, yeah? I believe so, isn't it? There's no label on there. Is there?

Uh-huh. But this tape is the Mike Van Portfleet and John Fair. The tape originally came out... This album, Wake, came out on cassette, on CD, on LP, on a variety of labels. But yeah, you can check out that timeline on Discogs. I'm assuming it's as detailed as it's going to get I didn't realize that they self-released this

I believe so Alright, Davey Boy No, I'm just seeing how you're doing Pretty good, where's my tapes? No dessert, pizza and Cazon, leave me alone Got a few new ones I'll play this Check tape Got a few new ones.

I'll play this check tape. Check, please. Turn my headphones down a little bit, Dave. Turn them down? I'll have what she's having. Jibby. How's that? There we go.

Too loud? It was too loud. I was hearing everything. Unique New York. Unique New York. Pizza, pizza, pizza. This is one that came out on Blue Tapes. Okay, yeah. The label with all the O-cards. O-cards.

And it's always so confusing trying to figure out what the artist is and what the tape title is. And this isn't just because Dave's dumb. It actually is really art. Didn't they used to be like brown chipboard-y? Yeah, I think you're right, Joe. Yeah, I think you're right, Joe.

I think you're right. A cardboard or whatever? I think you add it with chipboard. Oh, did I have it with chipboard? I think cardboard implies a corrugation. So why did they say corrugated cardboard? Why don't they just say cardboard? We'll never know.

Remember when you used to have to separate the recycling by glass color? Did you used to have to separate the recycling by glass color? Did you have to do that, really? Yeah, green, brown, clear. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. So yeah, it comes with a little O-card. It's got a photo

composite on the front, a bunch of superimposed faces, and like... Don't scare Joe. I don't like horror movies. Apologize to our listeners. Some people, if you're just rejoining us. I'm very sorry.

I'll just sit here. I'll say nothing. So yeah, I don't know anything really about this project. But it's tight. This tape is good. Very good. One of my favorites of the year.

I would say one of my top ten of the year, I think. Oh, wow. Wow. I'm really going to win. I think actually all four of these tapes, I think, are actually top ten of the year for me. Let me ask you this. Is it checked with three exclamation points?

All four of the tapes that I'm going to play. Check with two. It says three on Venkant. Oh, really? I'm looking right at it. Joe, you want to come over here and check? No, you're right. Three.

I misread. Yes. Yes. I knew I was right. Fucked up, okay? I fucked up. This is not time to shine. Back in 2015

when we guest curated Supernormal Oh, this is a lot. I thought I was going to start talking about Czech. Czech played a sort of improvised live techno It's got a lot going on. A lot of words here. I think all the tapes recently might have that aesthetic where it has like, it looks like That looks like an old man of the sea.

You know who that looks like? Dan Higgs. But the brushed blue on the white background kind of, I think, is a lot of their tapes. It's a watercolor, I think. All right, let's do this. That's only number 27? I feel like we've gotten so many more than that. Yeah, I know.

And I feel like, yeah, for years now. God, it says blue over everything. Like, my one advice, and a lot of people, they don't send us... My one advice. They don't send us tapes for us to play or anything. They send the tapes because they just want my opinion. They want your opinion. My opinion is, like, a little less talk about how much...

Oh, the blue. blue blue tape blue 27 you it's hard to find out even what the artist is but i know what the label is there's blue 27 again then it just says check yeah it's hard you can do this with skittles you can do it with m&ms you could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it. You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&M's. I got to set the loop. You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&M's. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it.

Watercolors. Oh, boy. You just have to play another one. The chocolate sauce, the strawberries, the nuts, and put tomato sauce. What? Who is this guy? Who is this Tony Soprano's cooking show? Dave, look at how fucked up the world is.

What are you doing? I googled check, check, and then the three exclamation points. Of course you did. But in videos, look what just came up. What is it? It's a Young Thug video. Oh, it is? Oh, weird. Wow. Because Dave was just playing young thug for me yeah and when i first got here and my phone listened to it and now the first thing google

is a young thug video you know you got bob mauler you got bob mauler you got the witch hump and they're doing they can do any they can do you would but they can do any kind of you can be sitting there like some like i want everyone to pay attention sometimes you'll be sitting there and you'll have just your TV on and then you'll just hear this sound in the background. And you're like, what was that? That's Mauler witch-humping you with radio waves.

This is Detective Bob Miller. Too mean. Too rough. Alright, do you want to play these tapes? I'm witch-humping. I'm witch-h, the special investigator. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. That's the chocolate pizza.

Oh, who made those stickers? The hamburger helper with the Grifaldead? Jesse Derosa. Oh, okay, I thought so. That's pretty good. I'm tapping your phones. That might be my favorite one yet. I'm tapping phone. Phone? I'm tapping your phones I'm tapping phone I'm tapping all the phone

It's Bob Miller Can we please just play the tapes Okay let's play some tapes I got nothing in my home It's like a hole I got nothing in my home It's like a soul I got nothing in my home My mind's in the bank I got nothing to my whole life like a hole I got nothing to my whole life like a soul

I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my whole life like a soul I got nothing to my heart, don't choose a prank, it's all jive Where's that arrow, where's that arrow inside? It's beating for you, but the sky is bright and dry

Where's that arrow, where's that arrow inside? I got nothing to my heart, I just like the hole I got nothing to my heart, I just like the soul I got nothing to my heart, I don't choose a prank I got nothing to my heart, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul

I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul I got nothing in my home, I just like a soul It's gone dry, where's that marrow, where's that marrow inside? I got nothing in my mind I can't stop myself I got nothing in my mind, all my bodies a sorrow, I got nothing All of my buddies in the night, I got nothing Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. so Thank you. I don't want to die. I just want to stay. I don't want to die. I'm not done Just a thing

I'm not done, it's a thing Thank you. I'm going to go. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Goddamn. Tired all the time. Are we back? Are we back? Oh, goddamn, that knocked me out. I think we hadn't done this 129 times before. If you're tired all the time... You got something wrong with you.

You got something wrong with you. My brother drinks like three Red Bulls a day. Like Lyme disease. No, I think he has Lemons disease, actually. It's a citrus-related disease. He needs to take some of that Lycea, I think. Could you imagine having orange blood disease? Orange blood disease?

The only thing that happens is your blood is orange. That's it? That's it. It's actually more of a perk than anything else, I think. You know your skin actually can turn orange? Not my skin, Dave, actually, because I had it chemically altered. You can't really notice because of all my fucking tats.

Covered in fucking ink. I hear they call you the illustrated man. They do. They say I was ripped from the pages of a comic book. What? Yeah. Are you like world record body mod man?

Get rid of the troll? Are you in the Guinness book? I'm in the Genius book, actually, Dave, so get it straight. Dr. Einstein put me in it. I think everybody in this room is in the Genius book. All right, who wants to start this next round? That's what I'm going to brag about. If you're really a genius, you don't mention it.

Dave should start. We'll go counterclockwise. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're going to go counterclockwise? We're going to get dizzy. My vertigo is going to kick in. You're not supposed to cross the streams. Did you know that about that movie? But then it turns out that's the only way to do it.

Yeah, you have to save the day. And then they just decided to remake it with women I guess. Whatever. It's like everything else. When am I going to get my day? I know. When are they going to make a movie with a man in it? With a man. It's a white man. A white straight man.

That's what his name should be. White straight man. White straight man in Bulletproof. I just heard a story about that guy. No, you didn't. That guy, Nick DiPaolo. Nick DiPaolo. He's like a comedian.

Yeah, he's like a, let's see, one of them funny guys. Tell me a joke. He's not really funny. Tell me a joke. He was talking about moving out to L.A., but back in the 90s, and then he moved back to Boston. And one of his friends asked him why and he's like, if you're a white guy, you can't get any work out there.

What the fuck are you talking about? Think of things like sitcoms that came out in the 90s. Yeah. It's true though. I don't know. I can go to an amusement park. Maybe you're just bad.

No. You say he's a white guy? He's white, right? I'm going to play this TaxSlayer tape, speaking of white guys. That sounds illegal. Or is that a really good account? TaxSlayer is like a tax program, I think.

TaxSlayer? Yeah, let me look it up. TaxSlayer. I think I've seen commercials for it. Is it TaxSlayer is like a tax program, I think. TaxSlayer? Yeah, let me look it up. TaxSlayer. I think I've seen commercials for it. Is it TaxSlayer? Yeah, it's like a layer for taxes. TaxSlayer. Yeah.

TaxSlayer LLC is a privately held tax preparation and financial technology company based in Augusta, Georgia. Sounds too aggressive. But you straight up slay the taxes. I like to do them just regular. Yeah, just regular. The project is called TaxSlayer, but there is a little.com underneath it, which is pretty funny on the spot.

That is funny. Maybe this is TaxSlayer. Maybe they're trying to get into branding. Red Bull Music Academy, TaxSlayer, Harsh Noise Project. It's believable. I believe it. I like the drunk cover here. It's good.

It's like some skeleton ghoul-y looking guy. Don't look at it. I like the drunk cover here. It's good. It's like some skeleton ghoul-y looking guy. No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Dave, I don't like horror movies. Oh, he's got a drink, though. Yeah, it's got ice in it.

Looks good. Big masonic number. Let me see it. It's got like a hamburger helper glove on. I love drinks. It looks like... You know what this looks exactly like? If you glance at it really quickly,

it's like a random split 7 inch from like 2000 or like 19 it's like no comply christmas split or something like that it's two random like power violence bands that like for whatever reason you have the seven inch you don't know who potato justice is but you got this seven inch in the show or something justice that thing potato justice skate show or something. That thing is potato justice skate stab or something like that. This is tape of the year for me. Tape of the year? Why are you playing with your good tapes tonight, Dave? Blowing your load. I just

discovered all of these. Since last time. These are all new to me, but they're all classics. Instant classics. Instant classics. What's the name of this tape? There's a lot going on there. A lot of word on spine. Grandeur of 10,000 lakes.

I can't read this. TaxSlayer. That's funny. This is a humor joke, isn't it? This is really funny. There's a little piece of paper in here. It gives us another little piece of the puzzle of solving this. Of slaying taxes. Music and lyrics inspired by.

It's a tax loophole. This is a tax loophole, isn't it? You could probably write this off. Oh, the whole tape? Yeah. I'm going to have my guy write this off. Do you do your own taxes? No.

Actually, what that little piece of paper is for. You just hand that to your tax. I can't talk about that on the... I'll tell you all fair. Because you just got bumped up to a new bracket. Uh-oh. You got to watch out for that, man. Watch yourself, Joe.

This is Bob Miller. Get rid of the chocolate sauce. Don't be a tax invader. Get rid of the chocolate sauce. All right. Oh, then it'll go to me, right. Get rid of the chocolate sauce. All right. Oh, then it won't go to me, right? Get rid of the chocolate sauce, the strawberries, the nuts, and put tomato sauce.

Hold on. I think there's a little drum beat at the end. Hold on. There's like a snare, right? You could do it with schittles. You could do it with the nuts. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it.

You could do this with... Why do you still have it, Luther? Oh, with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it. You could do this with watercolors. Oh my goodness gracious. Joe B. Joe B. One of the best guys on this show tonight. What do you got? Well, I'll play this Satanic Panic 81 tape. That sounds scary too.

You ever know I don't like horror movies? Have you ever heard of the Satanic Panic? You know anything about that? I know a little bit about that. It's kind of like an Oreo cookie. This tape the Satanic Panic? You know anything about that? I know a little bit about that It's kind of like an Oreo cookie This tape is Satanic Panic 81 Presents The Sacrifice Hunter And it very much comes in one of those What are these called?

They're like a tall vinyl case The clear vinyl ones That's a flimsy one though European It's presented very much like it's a 80's type horror movie It's a flimsy one, though. European, let me say. It's presented very much like it's an 80s-type horror movie. It's a soundtrack prank. It even has a little horror sticker, and on the back has a little synopsis of the film.

But I don't think it's a movie. No, this is not a real movie. What they did, Dave, is this is... Let me say it, Joe. Tell them about the credits on the back. This is something... Let me say it. This. Tell them about the credits on the back. This is something... Let me say it. This is something you can do a prank to your friend.

You go, hey, Dave, check out this new soundtrack I got to a movie, a real movie soundtrack, OST. Oh, it's so fancy. The kind of thing that the Tangerine Dream do. And he thinks it's a real soundtrack, but it's not. It's a prank. It's just a fun prank.

Uh-oh, but it comes with... It's got a patch, a badge, some badges. I thought this was a hanky. You can use it as a hanky if you want. It comes fully loaded. Stickers. There's three buttons in here.

They're badges, Dave. These are badges. I think they call them badges if you've been in the military. No, in England they call buttons badges. No, in England they call buttons badges. No, in England they call lifts a loo. A loo. That's a loo.

That's a loo. That's why you don't pee in a button. This is definitely too scary. I like it. I put this on the other night when we were playing. No, it had cake crumbs in it you assholes I meant to grab something you assholes want to order a pizza

I don't know if I want I don't want a pizza no I don't want a pizza I put this on when we were playing that Big Trouble Little China game the other day oh you did I thought it set the mood

it did set the mood so I think you know you'll hear it we'll play it still now. I thought you were just putting on John Carpenter stuff. I didn't realize. I bet Satanic, what are they called? Satanic Panic 81. I bet you Satanic Panic 81

would be very happy you said that. Yeah, they would be. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard. I'm stuck. What are we ever going to do with you, big boy? You big dumb boy. This is on empirical recordings

empirical yeah I've done some empirical work in association with Cropsey body count that's scary three

yeah I'm too scared of this check it out what do you think you know since you're playing your big boy I'm gonna play a big boy as well

oh okay you do big boy I do big boy I like big boy stuff. This is Varsity Volts with a Z. Very college. Look how college that is. Look at that.

Friday Night Lines. You're right at the 50-yard line. You're right at the 50-yard line. I've done some football playing myself. I'm a little bit of a jack. I've been out on the 50-yard line. I know when the pressure's on what position you play quarter hunchback played hunchback for the indiana assholes varsity blues over here i know look that you know what it comes team colors inside on the labels it's amazing every time i think i used to i used to

work at a video that my first job was at a video store and I rented that movie. I was like 16 and I rented that movie and I got a giant, giant bag of Swedish fish and I ate the whole bag and when I shit,

it was like red. Oh, no, Dave, that might have been. But every time I think about that movie, I think about Swedish fish. You think about your big... Now, when you told us this story, people listening

won't even know this, because you just... You put your hand out like you were holding a softball. Did you shit? Did it come out in one big thing? That's how I envisioned it. Oh, like a big clumpy red. Or was it normal poop that was just red? No, it was just like normal poop, but it had like a red

texture coming off of it. Oh, and filaments like a red texture coming off of it. Oh, and filaments. That's not what I envisioned. Like in the water. Oh wow, that's interesting. Was that a close up of a football? It's a real close up of a football. And it comes with this die cut sticker.

Man. Yeah. It reminds me of, like, a sports drink for football people. Speaking of sports drinks, I... Varsity Vault?

When I worked at a drugstore in high school, I stole a case of Powerade, blue Powerade, and I drank the shit out of it, and my poop was blue. So what I'm thinking, Joe, if you can do something

to make your poop white, we can get some fucking patriotism going on right now. And, like, I want to know, do you think Varsity Vault, speaking of which, do you think they take a knee? Probably. Jesus Christ.

Oh, they're in academic probation. They definitely take a knee. What are you talking about? Varsity Vault is the meathead academia duo synth homecoming of Jesse DeRosa and Taylor Cote. Oh, is it really yeah that's hilarious there's some synthesizers and the stinky sizers on this are thick they're rich with them but yeah

the presentation of this tape maybe yeah it may be this year the uh mvp did jesse de rosa do this right this cover what's up did jesse de rosa do this cover? What's up? Did Jesse DeRosa do the cover? See, here's my question. I would say yes, but the color scheme, as you know, he is blind of color. He's a colorblind man. Oh, I didn't know he was colorblind. Yeah. So I don't know if he could have pulled it off.

You know, unless he thinks it's red and blue or something like a mean day's poop. It's all about sugar. What do you think? I don't know. All the colors are kind of in the same family. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. So it's kind of monochromatic if you saw it in grays. Yeah.

You know what I mean? It's not like there's a crazy red or anything. It's all green through yellow. What if you were colorblind, but blue you saw as green, right? Red you saw as foil stamping. Right? There was like

gold embossing going on. There was a lot of really fancy printing to it. I don't know. It's a lizard. It's a lizard. Dave. Come on, get your slice. Alright, let's play these three tapes. Tax Slayer. The Satan Boys. come on get your slice all right let's play these three tapes tax layer uh satan the satan boy the

snack maybe that's crunchy there's fish in there and there's i mean mean, you're not supposed to allow fish over here because it protects the species. But I heard there's like alligators in here. I mean like three full alligators. I don't know who put them in there. They destroyed this whole place really. We'll be right back. We do not know how things will end. We wish, we wish, we wish, we wish for nothing to end. Thank you. Bye. It's a wild, wild, wild, wild beast

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of your one-day existence. You don't see me, but I always see you. So long as human beings keep playing, I will have my sacrifices. Every kill is a severe, I can't be after life. I say on the way, I'm sure of it. Your pain is not existing. I know that I don't have experience, but I don't provide the source, I am forever, my mantra is your peace for mercy, the blood on my blade is the only saving I've ever had, sacrifice hunting and breath unchanged. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. The Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. The The The Wow! Thank you. There it is. TaxSlayer makes it easy for regular people to do their taxes.

There's no confusion. I even got my grandfather to do his own taxes online this year. No, you didn't. My name is Sarah, and I'm a TaxSlayer. What? No, you did not. What? Did you hear that sword being unsheathed? No. What are you talking about?

What's going on? Too scary. She took her sword out at the end. Oh. Because she's a tax slayer. Yeah. Oh, I get the branding. It's all about branding.

I don't think I mentioned that Varsity Volts is a double cassette. Did I mention that? I don't think you mentioned it. God, I feel so stupid. Oh, Jesus Christ. You said big boy. You said it was a big boy. You said it was a big boy.

I did say it was a big boy. I'll give myself that. Level up. That was tight block, too. We're really good at this. Now I understand why so many people listen. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. Joe B.

Yeah. That's a good one. Oh, I start now? Well, we're having a good time. I think we're just about having a good time. I think the fucking lacey is kicking in. I'm starting to see double. What if you took a drug that made you see singles?

So if there were two or something, then you'd only see one. What if there's only one? Then you didn't see any at all. You don't see anything at all? Yeah, I'm seeing singles, man. Turn fish down, man. What's with the hippies?

Water and cake don't mix Joe B Yeah I'm gonna play Rod Hamilton And Tiffany Seal Enchanted Forest Oh an enchanted forest Yeah

Which I love You I'm a big Yeah cause I was going A forest nature guy I was going out to forest a bunch And you were like You gotta come check out

These enchanted forests I only like enchanted forests And I was like Joe I'm not gonna What's and you were like, you've got to come check out these enchanted Forrest. And I was like, Joe, I'm not going to... What's that? A few clicks on my odometer. To the brandy wine. Yeah, I'm not going... What, do you want me to get my raft out of storage

and sail on down the brandy wine to this enchanted... I've got a peanut question. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. These are legumes. I'm open for it. Legumes? Yeah.

It's not a nut. It's actually a fruit because its seed grows on a tree. You know those little tiny things that pop off the end of a peanut? Yeah. Are those baby peanuts? That's how new peanuts are made. You know what I'm talking about? Look in this bowl.

The nub, let me say. Hand me the bowl. I feel like if you make a bag of those, it's like a delicacy. It would come in a dime bag, though. Three healthy meals and trash. You sell them at Whole Foods for like 20 come in like a dime bag, though. Three healthy meals and trash. You sell them at Whole Foods for like 20 bucks. Now, what are you talking about that pops off the peanut?

The tiny little pieces. Pointy end. That pops off for you? No, no. You see where the divot is towards the top of it? Yeah, I see the divot. There was something there. Yeah, there's like a little thing, and they're in the bowl.

There's a little thing. What's your question? How do they pop out? What are they called? And are they baby peanuts? What are they called, and are they baby peanuts? Are they packaged and sold? Well, obviously they're here. As baby peanuts. And it's just that the

little nub. Just the nub. It's funny you bring up the hip-hop duo of baby peanuts and little nub. I the Nub. It's funny you bring up the hip-hop duo of Baby Peanuts and Little Nub. I feel like their early work was... Alright, Drew, babe. Yeah, I said my thing. You play it. You start now.

Do you want to start now? I said my tape. You did? I already did. What tape? Enchanted Forest. Spooky, spooky! I forgot because of all the talking we did about all the peanuts. Look, I'm holding one right now. It's this pointy little end. That's a baby peanut.

I think it's a peanut's butt. I think this is... Like a peanut gizzard? They're not good, Dave. I think that's why they pop out. The peanut's trying to get it off of me. They're a little bitter. The peanut's saying, get off of me. But what if you had a lot of them It's an acquired taste

It's fancy you know you sprinkle it on salad Yes you do I believe this Rod and Tiffany Couple duo I believe they're from Baltimore Baltimore it's a pretty good city too Where they did The Wire I couldn't get into The Wire.

Never watched it. He didn't like McNutty. I didn't like McNutty. He didn't like his fake accent. See, I thought, like, I didn't even know he's Irish or something, right? Yeah. I didn't know that. I just thought he just talked like a guy that had a weird

vocal. Baltimore. Yeah, he was trying to do a Baltimore accent. I don't really know the Baltimore accent. It's the same as ours, but it's a little bit more... I think it's different. A little dumber. It's a little stupider. It is a little stupider. It's a little dumb. They sprinkle a little bit dumb on it.

Baltimore. Answer the phone. Answer... Rayanne. Is that it? Good wah-wah. No, wah- wah is up here no they're everywhere now they're spreading the capriotis are spreading everywhere get down the game's over

get down I'm trying to think of one that I heard on motor oil I forget where I heard that somebody said it's pretty funny okay so you're gonna play this this looks very nice it's got the whole friggin loaf it's pretty funny. Okay, so you're going to play this. This looks very nice. It's got... Eat the whole freaking loaf. It's got the...

Loaf. It's got the light bulb. Little loaf. Little loaf. It's got a light bulb like coffee shops have. Yeah. The Edison bulb or whatever.

With a lot of little butterflies. I think those are moths. Moths. Those are moths. I believe a moth will turn into a butterfly after it cocoons. After it cocoons. You're right.

After the process of the cocoon. I forgot you're a big science guy. I've been getting really into book lately. This is very nice drawing. It says art and design by Chris Day, 2017. Very nice. Very nice. All right, Davey boy.

Look at that shell. What's that, lime green? That's just like this can of Jersey juice. It is. It's not the same Pantone. I don't know if it's the same Pantone let's not jump to that conclusion don't jump to conclusions on me Dave it is

it's a baby peanut what really no it's a peanut embryo what for real no you already knew that I just looked at it

no I just looked it up what did you google to find that what is the little thing on a peanut first thing that came up was a young thug video I'm so gross I just looked it up. What did you Google to find that? What is the little thing on a peanut? First thing that came up was a Young Thug video. I feel grossed out now that I ate. Give me more information. Once a peanut seed is planted, the embryo grows into a seedling and produces a flowering plant.

But it's not pizza. Once a plant has gone through pollination and fertilization, new peanut pods develop underground. But it's not pizza. That's crazy. That develop underground. But it's not pizza. That's crazy. But it's not pizza. It's not pizza. I bet there are people going, Dave's so dumb, he thinks those are baby peanuts. They're baby peanuts.

No, people have been going, Dave's so dumb, and then making up another thing at the end. It's been rotating. That's crazy, man. That's crazy. You should be able to buy the little baby peanuts and put them on a salad sprinkle them on a salad

yeah or they should come with like a bacon bit it's a lizard Dave it's not a lizard I literally hate when you do this

that thing was heavy alright what are you gonna play what are you doing come on get your slice is it my turn yeah come on get your slice

alright alright alright it's got hard boiledboiled eggs on it. I'll play this Kenji Kihara tape. It tastes like gorgonzola. Because you don't put spinach and pizza together. Play when he says gorgonzola again.

It's so gross. It tastes like gorgonzola. Listen to that. He's like get out of my pizzeria. Swallow on his own tongue when he says gorgonzola. But it's not pizza.

Kenji Kihara. No dessert pizza on Cazon, leave me alone. It's kind of like an Oreo cookie. Alright, what are you playing? I made a bowl of pasta and these pumpkins grow out of it. Where's the noodles? You want some pizza cake? I mean, I'm talking about a lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza.

That's the chocolate pizza. What about roasted peppers, red peppers on top? Get out of my pizzeria. A huge slice of pizza. I mean, I'm talking about a 12-foot slice of pizza. I put tomato sauce. All right, let's fill it up. Come on, get your slice.

Let's start moving. All right, come on. All right. Sc's fill it up. Come on, get your slice. Let's start moving. All right, come on. All right. Scenes of scapes. What's that? That's kind of scary. That's too scary for me. Don't blame it.

Scenes of scapes. Next. What kind of scapes? Kenji Karai. Landscapes, ocean scapes. Scenes of scapes. I don't know. That's a thing.

They won't tell us, and Blob Muller is doing his witch hump, and he's going to get to the bottom of what kind of escapes these are. It's going to be the last thing he does. And Don Jr. did nothing wrong. And I see you looking at me, Joe, out of the corner of your fucking eye. Collusion's not illegal. Last time I looked,

I couldn't find it. You know what I like? I like Rudy Giuliani's eyes. I think they're real big. What's up with his face right here? Falling off. Yeah. It's falling off.

It's called facial detachment. He used to look so good. Yeah. Well, that was in 9-11. Changed his all. I like when he got rid of the homeless. Like put him on an island somewhere? You mean like...

Like you're under the impression he ended homelessness. He didn't end it, but he got it out of New York City. That's the chocolate pizza. Alright, what are you playing here? What is it, Dave? It's a lizard. No. Dave, come on.

Kenji Kira's Scenes of Escapes on Inner Islands. And just to be clear, we don't know what kind of escapes. It's not listed on the back. It's not listed in the insert. Maybe this is a scape. I think it's pretty. I mean, you guys just give it a chance.

I didn't know you liked pretty scapes. No, I don't like it. Pink, Dave? Yeah. You ever play, Joe, you ever play scape or die? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I played the second one, too.

Yeah, I played two. You know I met the guy in the shop who sells you stuff? I didn't know this. Oh, you met them? I met him, yeah, in real life. He was out of convention. You met Mario? Yeah.

That sounds fun. So you're going to play that tape? Yep. Let me see it. Hand it over. Stop being those baby... It's pink, though. I like the baby ones.

They're too bitter. Inner Islands. Inner Islands has like the baby ones. They're too bitter. Inner Islands. Inner Islands has like the. That's a good label too. Oh, the flood of pink on the inside of this J card should not go unnoticed. It's very nice. I bet your dogfish head would make a beer with them. They would make a gross beer with them.

I hate when they make gross beer. Don't put Scrapple in beer. That's an awful idea. It's so stupid. That's stupid. That's something Dave would do. Why would you put meat in a drink? It's not even like meat.

It's scraps. It's literally scraps. How many people listening do you think know what scrapple is? Not many. How many people do you think are Googling what scrapple is? Not many.

I'm going to Google right now. What scrapple is? Like our listeners or just people in general? You mean like... Well, if you're curious of what it is, picture stucco and you put it in a frying pan. No. But it's really good.

But it's disgusting. I don't remember. Is it really good? Well, you know, it's fried and salty and crunchy. It's like a pig's nose and something's butt. It has the texture of boogers. Goose butt. If you slice it real thin and you fry it on both sides. Well, if you slice anything real thin... you fry it on both sides Well if you slice anything real thin That's basically what I was saying

Anything sliced real thin and fried is really good No dessert pizza and cajon leave me alone Especially with ketchup It's a lizard Alright I'm gonna play Dave I'm gonna play this Too scary

It's a lizard Something creepy and crawly I'm going to play this. That's a poison snake? Too scary. It's a lizard. I have the same conversations as my son. So creepy and crawly. Druids of Huge. You guys remember who Druids of Huge is? Yes. This is the throwback. This is the throwback Thursday.

They do it on the internet with hashtags. I'm going to do it in real life because I get off the web. I interact with people. IRL. You know, yeah. You see me in real life. I'm going to separate all the baby nuts and take a handful of them and see what they're like. Fuck yeah.

I didn't know you were such a foodie. He's a total foodie, man. I do all the food. Get out of my pizzeria. Do you ever mix peanut butter and jelly? No, not anymore. Peanut free, Dave. Allergies.

Allergies, Dave. Ever hear of them? Not me. Other people. Dave Joe drives a Prius so he's caring about... I kind of know about peanuts. He kind of knows about environment and caring for and people and stuff. Not like you sitting there eating baby peanuts. George the Huge, Ben Billington

who now plays in Tiger Hatchery. Brett Naughty who plays in Brett Naughty. Under hisughty. Who plays in Brett Naughty. Under his own name. He plays in Brett Naughty. He plays in... Frontman. How much do you think it costs to play in Brett Naughty?

I don't even know. And who else? There's one other person. John Lyons. This is some shit from 2008. You're scared. I don't like... I know.

I don't like Kings of Jungle. This just came out on Baked Tapes. It's a C20, edition of 60, called Baldwin. It just came out. It just came out. Archival footage. Oh, archival. Archival footage.

You think they got back together? Druidsy Huge were like one. Why don't they? Maybe John Lyons isn't in the picture. I've never heard that name before. I don't know. Druidsy Huge. 2008, 2018, 10 years later. A decade, one decade, Y know. Druid's a huge. 2008. 2018.

10 years later. 10 years. A decade. One decade. Y2K. Happened a long time ago. This just came out. How much is a score?

A score. Four scores. I think it's just a group of something. Yeah. What's. Yeah. I mean, four scores. Like, how much is in one score?

Like in. Is it the metric system? Is it five? Or is it 10? Or is it some weird system where one score is four years? I think it's like an old-timey system. Each track is named after one of the Baldwin brothers.

Oh, there's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. Adam. Hold on. I don't see if those are on here. Oh, it doesn't list it on here. It lists it on the band camp. Adam? I think there's an Arnie. are on here. Oh, it doesn't list it on here. It lists it on the band camp. They didn't list it. Jesse Jarza.

I think there's an Arnie. There's not an Arnie. There's a Shep and a Curly Joe. He's not famous. He was the Black Sheep. Me and Dave are big fans of the non-famous Baldwins. They hang out with the non-famous. Billy. Billy. There's definitely Billy. Three.

But yeah I'm gonna play something off this Alright I dare you Varsity Volts did not come out on big tapes I think that's just like a self-release thing Yeah we said that But this is on big tapes

We said that? Yeah we said that Because it didn't have the logo I think we said that while it was playing though The tape That was all fair shit man The tape guy Like let's go out to the movies

Yeah But he has a bong Yeah But we said that while the tape was playing We didn't say We'll never know for sure That was all fair shit, man. The tape guy, like, let's go out to the movies. Yeah. But he has a bong. Yeah. Well, we said that while the tape was playing. We didn't say it on the phone. We'll never know for sure. Well, Dave might be recording. Dave might be our Omarosa.

You better believe it. Are you recording all this, Dave? Are you recording this? If I find out for one fucking moment that I was having you guys come over just to drink some beers. I got James Blonde glasses on. They record everything. Oh, my God. He's been recording all this.

Jesus Christ. Son of a bitch must pay. Could you imagine? Get rid of the chocolate sauce, the strawberries, the nuts, and put tomato sauce. There was a...

Well, I'll talk about it after. Thank God no one's listening. All right, let's play these tapes. That's how you make a pizza. That's how you make a pizza. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. All right, we got one more. make a pizza. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon ¦ so so Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 The End I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. The The 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 so so so The The The The Mile 15 Exit 159, Exit 159, Exit 159, Exit 159, Exit 159,

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I'm really impressed by you. He watches you. I guess brain is about the size of a canary's brain. Could learn that. What do we play there? George the Huge, Kenji Kahari, and... I do have a couple new games I want to play, though. Oh, yeah?

I want to play that big trouble game. I know. We got to complete a game. Rod Hamilton, Tiffany Seal. We got to do that. I like how most games that come out, there's like four different games with different themes. You know what I mean? There's like four styles of games. There's styles of games, yeah.

Because that Big Trouble game, it's cool and all, but it's also just another game. Yeah. Like, you know. The mechanics are the similar. The mechanics are the same. But that's fine. Fool me.

Fool me. I like being fooled. I like branding. That's why branding's so cool. Different order, different... I get my card shorts because Caveman. There's a couple other kinds of games that I haven't brought to you.

You don't think we're ready? Is it the kind of shit where you've got to kidnap some kid and cut off his toe? I bet you they have games like that. Or dry economic games. Dry economic games? Yeah. Where you have to maintain a farm.

Or you're like the owner of a gallery and you have to sell paintings. That's a game game. That sounds fun though. Yeah. I can't wait to drink some beers. You know what they should do? Smoke a joint and play that game.

Don't promote drug use in myucky. There should be a game where it starts off really boring. You're maintaining a gallery. You're selling stuff. Then you buy the expansion and zombies show up. With zombies. Or vampires. Or vampires.

Super scary. Super sexy. Take the teeth out. Bite the neck. Super sexy. Do it doggy style. That's sexy. Super sexy. Take the teeth out, bite the neck. Bite the neck. Super sexy. Do it doggy style. That would be a good idea, though, if it was like a dry economic game and then you flip the board. You flip the board and it's a dungeon crawler. And it's a dungeon crawler.

These are all good ideas. I'm glad we come up with so many good ideas. This is why we get together and hang out. If you're recording this, Dave, I swear to God, I'll lose it. I think we should just start doing a board game podcast instead. I don't know enough. I don't know anything about board games. Do we know anything about tapes?

I guess I don't really know about tapes. But for the life of me, people won't stop sending them. We should do a podcast where Dave wants to do a board game podcast. Joe, what kind of podcast do you want to do? I want to do one where we just talk about stuff. Okay, and I still want to do the tapes so we can all just, like, just... Which I guess that's kind of what our

podcast is. Yeah, I mean, we don't really talk about music. No, we used to talk about the tapes. Yeah, I don't think we've done that. No, we still kind of do that. We do. Right, that's your aspect of it. Shell's Blue. Sometimes I just talk about stuff. Look, look, look. Shell's Blue. And then Dave puts in his game stuff. Shell's Blue.

You can only say it so many times before it's like, all right, call Dave a dummy and talk about a board game. Come on, get your slice. All right, let's end this up. Episode number 130. Is there any wet economics games? Wet economics games? Well, you said dry economics, so I want wet economics.

I just meant like dry. Oh, you want like a thematic Euro game? Speaking of wet. That means yes, there is this. Speaking of wet, Wet Housing is the name of this tape by Cube. That was a good segue. That was an excellent segue. And did you see the word wet on the spine?

No. No, you were just riffing? You're just naturally good at this, huh? You gave me the wet signal. I pointed at my cute little butt. This came out on, what label is it? Turn my headphones down again.

You hate hearing us. Are you touching the tape? Yeah. You really touch it. Can you really hear? Your tongue leaving the roof of your mouth and making that... Can you hear that? I was hearing everything. Oh, I show everything.

I'm freaking out. It's going to be real spooky. So I wanted to discuss my cake. I'm looking for the label. There's an hourglass on the back. What does that mean? Time. Time.

Time after time. Time. Time keeps on slipping. Anathema Archive. It's number six though it says number five on the spine. So they pranked you. It's gonna be spooky, baby. That's the thing.

You're already fucking them up. And it's not even a high number. Number six you fucked up? You put out five or six tapes and you can't figure out which is which. Well now I'm questioning if there's a one through four. I'm honestly questioning because I haven't seen them. And if I have I wouldn't have known it because it

doesn't appear to say the label anywhere. It's a 16. The problem is communication. They probably forgot to put the name of their label on here too. But I don't know who Cube is. The label, if you want to talk some shit on them,

you want to do Joe B's shit-talking quarter, the person's name is, it sounds like an 80s wrestler, Gunther Valentine. Gunther Valentine. Why would I make fun of that? No, make fun of them for fucking up so bad.

Doing such a poor job. You know what? Let's not play this. No, we'll play it. It's still on. Come on, Dan. I thought he was banned. Huh?

Oh, we're banning him? No, we're not banned. No, no. I'm putting my foot down there. We are not banning Alistair. No, no. It's about freedom of speech. Okay, it's about Frito of speech.

Frito of speech? It's about a crunchy corn chip of speech. What is all this stuff? Get rid of the chocolate sauce, the strawberries, the nuts, and put tomato sauce. But yeah, play something on this cube tape. It's fucking good, man. Look how scary the cover is first. A lot of scary stuff.

Is that a clown? No. That's a skeleton man. That's a skeleton man. Full no skin on no more. Blood gone. Skeleton man. It's very scary. Is this a

Halloween episode? This might be a Halloween horror themed episode. How is that possible? Go ahead and throw that on the floor, Joe. How did that happen? Not now, buddy. Sorry. I was rubbing his feet you're always touching Dave's feet

I'm trying to see his toe I'd love to see it you've seen it what is that joke what is that what was coming off of it I don't know what that was they were like embedded

but in Dave's defense in his toe defense everything looked disgusting in that magnifier. In the magnifier? Yeah, everything. Oh, my toe still looks disgusting. You guys don't do that anymore? Oh, the magnifier stuff? Yeah, we still don't do it.

I'd like to see some new ones. Well, Mike was complaining, so we stopped. No, keep sending them. I asked you to send some boudoir ones. What does boudoir mean? Bedroom. Bedtime stuff, Dave. Dave's bedtime photos.

Close up of my b-hole? No. Just your pillowcase. Yeah, I'm talking about like your mattress and stuff. Yeah. Pervert. You pervert.

I want to see your toothbrush. Oh, no way. We tried toothbrush. It wasn't that. Oh, really? Yeah. It wasn't that crazy. All right, who's going next?

What about a balloon? What about it? I think you try a balloon. Yeah. Wasn't that crazy? Alright, who's going next? What about a balloon? What about it? I think I'd try a balloon. Yeah. Balloon knock. Yeah, that was awesome. Balloon knock. Alright, Joe B. Joe B., what tape are you going to play?

Oh, that was good stuff. That was classic. I'm going to play this Ray Faze tape. Ray Faze. This is actually an old name to us. I believe we played a Ray Faze Tropic tape. Did we really? On like a rotifer.

Did he truncate the name? I think, yeah. I think, yeah. When Trump became president. I think he did. He truncated it. He truncated it. I didn't know that. This is it? He trump-cated it.

I didn't know that. This is Ben Jarvie from Michigan, I believe. That's a pretty good state. Ben Jarvie. Actually, we're going through some hard times. Yeah, man. Midwest, man. Union Man can't get no... You gotta get right to work and...

Let me see this. But this is on cave recordings. Right to work and, you know, a lot of good. Let me see this. But this is on cave recordings, which normally puts out a lot more, like, dronier stuff. Dronier stuff, right? Stuff real fun. That frigging drone, man. It's like, how are you doing it? How are you doing it?

How do you got the time? Hi, where do you get the time for this drone? I do some old school piping. This is a tight fucking tape. It is good. I was jamming this the other day. It's called Wobbler.

It's very wobbly on the cover. It is very wobbly. You ever eat a wobbler? I don't like wobblers. I like wobblers. I like wobblers you don't like Greek treats I like sugar heads wobblers wizards

grid pattern if you want those are good too oh you're a big sugar head yeah you put sugar on that shit normally I pour alright Davey boy

do you think you got what it takes to take out the 130th episode you like scribbles I love scribbles of the world's best cassette podcast

the most hell yeah do good on when we talk about the tapes 30th episode. You like scribbles? I love scribbles. Oh, the world's best cassette podcast. The most. Hell yeah. Do good on when we talk about the tapes. Would you think you can play the last one? Yeah. Oh, the very last tape? That's a big Masonic number. Yeah.

I'm going to play. Because you don't put squid in pizza dough. Oh, yeah. I'm going to take us out real nice. Take us out real nice. Got hard-boiled eggs on it. Play this Elkhorn tape. But it's not pizza. On Eiderdown. But it's not pizza.

On Eiderdown. But it's not pizza. Eiderdown, however you say it. It's like a feather. It's a down. Tape's called Lionfish. I think it's a goat's feather. Eiderdown is a goat's feather.

It's the softest of all the feline feathers. What is it called, Dave? The tape's called Lionfish by Elkhorn. Two peeps. Cousin guitar, electric guitar. Two peeps, like those little treats? Yeah. One's named Jesse Shepard.

The other one's Drew Gardner. They taught them how to play music. You leave them out of the package a day or two to get stale a little bit. That's how my parents always liked them. I think boomers like them that way. You like them that way too? I don't like them soft. You ever make a s'more with a peep?

No, I don't really like marshmallows. You ever put a peep in the microwave? No. Oh, they get huge. How huge? Like the size of a paper plate. Do they take on the shape? Are you serious?

But not the size of just a plate, Dave? They're like three or four times bigger. Three or four times bigger than what? Their original size. Three or four times bigger than what? You got so mad about that. I know. Pizza, pizza, pizza.

We should have ordered a pizza earlier. We should have ordered a pizza earlier. I can't believe I didn't want one. We made a mistake. It's a good cover. It's always a good cover with this label. Jesus Christ. You want to get mad at them. It's so good. Because it's always a good cover with this label. Jesus Christ. You want to get mad at him.

It's so good. Because it's like, don't make me talk about it again. That's why I don't even like to look at him anymore. I don't want to see how good it is. Dave, don't show us. I don't want to see it. I don't even want to see it anymore. I don't want to have to deal with talking about it again, how good it is.

Because I know how good it is. I bet there's a creature on it. Oh, yeah. I bet it's a creature feature. There's like a mollusk. Yep. Swimming on a spiral, leaving brains behind or something. Tell me, what wacky thing is it doing? I'm going to look at it. Oh, yeah. I bet it's a creature feature. There's like a mollusk swimming on a spiral, leaving brains behind or something. Tell me, what

wacky thing is it doing? I'm gonna look at it. Some of these covers are just wacky. I don't know why I did. Oh, the colors are so good on this one. I just, I looked at the colors of the corner of my eye, and I saw them. They were so nice. What's that, like tangerine and baby blue? Yeah, something like that. But like

vibrating hard. Oh, hard vibrations. Always hard vibrations. Can I see it? I'm going to look. Let me drink some of this adult beverage. I'm just trying to figure out how they do it. They don't.

I bet they just show up at the dude's house. Remember that show Early Edition? Yeah, when he got the paper early. The cat gave him the paper early. I bet you this guy was up his doors and there's a stack of J cards there. And then he's just like, well, I guess I'm doing this Elkhorn, Dave. Jesus Christ, even the paper

is like the perfect paper. This is another top 2018. Dave, you are bringing the heat tonight. Four by four. You are bringing the heat tonight. This is nice. Side A lion, side B fish. Who win in fight? A lion or a fish? Yeah, they both have weapon.

I think the fish wins. Yeah, easily. Because a fish eventually when God I create the seas in my image and the image will be wet. Filled with the fish, the most honorable and mighty. The lion should...

Too mean. Alright, I think we're done, right? I think so. I think we've exhausted ourselves. I think we... I feel like Christian Slater in... Gleaming the Cube? Gleaming the Cube when he was...

No, what was the Pirate Radio one? Pump Up the Volume. But no one... Captain Jack Sparrow? What is that joke? What is that? What is that? Remember that?

That was the song, right? I don't know. I've never seen that movie. You never saw that? No. Oh, he does a pirate radio station in his parents' basement. He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

What? Is he real cool? He's like, uh, he's like an introvert. You know, nobody would know that he's like a, you know,

but then he goes on the radio. And then he's cool as shit. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right, let's go. so so Thank you. The I'm out. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. The I'm going to it to the top. I'm sorry. so wow so so so

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