Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #131 | 9.2.18
Episode Date: September 2, 2018Dante Augustus Scarlatti, Charles Barabé, Crazy Bread, Forest Management, Bridges of Königsberg, EQ Why, Demonator 4 OST, Edwin Perry Manchester, Mary Ocher, Malaikat dan Zoo, Yves Malone, and Tavi...shi.
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You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some cassettes. We're going to play some cassettes. That could be Sean as a number.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some cassettes.
They hear me like, we're going to play some cassettes.
They're like, you're sleeping.
We're going to play some cassettes.
Pretty damn scary.
Oh, and everything else.
We're going to play some cassettes.
All right, play the goddamn tape.
Play the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 131.
I knew it this time.
Did a little bit of studying.
Did a little bit of research.
Was on Google all day.
It's about time.
I'm Mike.
I'm Joe.
I'm Dave.
It's about time what, Dave?
That I get on Google?
Yeah.
Get on the net, man.
Because I've been off grid.
It's very civilized, I have to say.
Yeah?
What's your favorite net?
Well, I like the Yahoo's the best, I think.
Yahoo's is pretty good.
Yeah.
I like good news.
Yeah, good news.
Good nudes?
Nudes.
Any nudes on the net yet?
I logged on back in the 90s.
Checked my mail and said, nah.
It's like a bagel.
All right.
So we ready to get in here?
Who's going to start?
We got a lot of good
cassettes tonight.
There's a lot.
Is that what we're doing?
Is that what the show is?
I've been looking
around the table.
Some of this,
Dave.
I'm trying to get comfy.
That's not a swivel chair,
buddy.
All right.
You're going to knock over
this.
Put some fucking wheels on it.
You want wheels on it?
Yes, please.
He will put wheels on it.
I've been known to put wheels on a few things.
Oh, yeah?
Casters?
Mm-hmm.
That's what they call them?
That's what I call them.
Casters, yes.
The friendly ghost.
Joe B., you want to start off tonight?
You want to get one of these frigging experimental cassette tapes you got?
Yeah, I'll start off.
Who knows what you're going to get?
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
That's a box. I should probably stop touching the microphone. Stop touching it, Dave. Yeah, Dave. It's going to Look at that Look at that That's a box
I should probably stop touching the microphone
Stop touching it Dave
Yeah Dave
It's going to fall off
You're going to get hair on your palms
We can all tell it's getting a little sexual
I can see what's going on
I can see the look on your face
Like oh I'm going to like this
I don't know how to open this thing
Yeah how do you open it?
I don't know
Give it to me
I'm a bit of a cassette head
What are you doing?
Why are you making all these holes?
Who it is.
Dante Augustus Scarlatti.
That's a pretty good name.
That's like a Greek god, man.
Yeah, it is.
Dimensional synthesis.
And it's in this, like, I don't know, what's that?
Four by four little plastic box?
Let me take a seat.
Let me think.
This is Ars Apothecary,
a label that is known to have some pranks done,
some tape pranks on people.
They give you the stuff
you can't play.
Oh, all right.
How do you get this box open?
I have no idea how you open it.
This is a Hellraiser.
What's going on?
Was that a box
that was hard to open
or a box that you shouldn't open?
Well, it was a puzzle box.
It was a puzzle box.
Yeah.
It's one of my favorite... You're weird now. It's an exotic puzzle box. I'm trying to. I love exotic puzzle box. It was a puzzle box. You're weird now.
It's an exotic puzzle box.
I love exotic puzzle boxes.
It's one of my favorite genres of movies too.
Movies that feature exotic puzzle boxes.
What else do you got?
I give up.
Dave, open that up.
Was Weekend at Bernie's 2?
Did that involve any kind of...
No, that was just voodoo.
Dave got it so easily.
He probably just used big dumb brute force and just crushed it.
Tase open!
What do you got once you're in there?
What's inside?
There's a sticker of like a...
Looks like a synth VST plug-in.
Oh yeah, it does, doesn't it?
Inside the box.
The lid has that sticker on it.
What's that?
Outer space on the outside?
Looks like outer space.
I love outer space.
Outer space is too scary.
Yeah, too big.
It's a vacuum.
Too big.
They're always vacuuming up.
Yeah.
Always cleaning stuff up, vacuuming.
It's too loud.
So are the stars crumbs?
They're crumbs.
It's dust.
Yeah, it's dust.
Space dust, Mike.
Space dust. Come on.. Yeah, it's dust. Space dust, Mike. Space dust.
Come on.
I've never seen
Scar Wars.
This is Ars Apothecary
number 174.
I like how
if you go to their website
on the net,
which I've...
You just checked it out.
Actually, I just...
Now that I'm back on the grid,
they give accessibility levels
to each of their releases.
Okay.
Zero through like seven.
So like a zero
accessibility, you can't
play it. It's a lizard.
Dave. Is there some stuff where you kinda
can play it? Like if it was like a four?
Buddy, let me tell you, I think you can
start playing them around one.
Let me get on there.
What's this one? This should be a seven.
Let me see. I actually wrote it down.
It's accessibility level six.
It's up there.
Is there a little
like on the bottom
you know how on hot sauce there's a little
thermometer and
there's a visual aid
or whatever scale.
It should be like the Ikea guy and how frustrated he is.
Like, he's, like, so angry because he can't play.
Yeah, they level zero.
Why is it only a six?
What do you mean only a six?
Like, if it's one through seven.
No, it's zero through ten.
Zero through ten, and this is only halfway accessible?
Which, before we start there,
are any of those numbers funny, Dave?
Zero through ten?
No.
No. No. And then there's none. Accessibility level
none? So that would be something you can't
play. It's not music, right?
It's a 16. Is that what you're saying?
Wait, no, because it has the Nintendo
soundtrack tapes in here. How's that none?
This is all wackadoo.
There you go.
Seems like a prank to me. This seems just like another
prank. Well, I love
a good prank, and I love to get pranked
because I can give them the best, so I don't
mind. This is...
Dante runs this label.
He's from Bloomington, Indiana.
He got these friggin' pranks. I hope this
isn't a prank. If it is, you got me.
I made a bowl of pasta, and these pumpkins
grew out of it. It's a classic prank. Dave, what are you
gonna play?
Can I do two?
You can.
Is that?
Are you?
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Are you trying to box me the fuck out?
Oh, so Mike doesn't go in the first round?
Yeah.
Well, you know, maybe not the second either.
Just hang back a little bit, buddy.
You get off of it.
You get off of it. You get off of it.
I don't know how much fucking sugar you've been sucking on today,
but if you think you can take on the bull,
you're going to get horny.
I'm going to play this Charles Barabay tape.
Okay, I'll allow that.
And then I'm going to follow it up with this Crazy Bread tape.
Crazy Bread?
Yeah, Crazy Bread. I don't like Crazy Bread. Pizza, pizza, pizza. I just read your potato it up with this Crazy Bread tape. Crazy Bread? Yeah, Crazy Bread.
I don't like Crazy Bread.
Pizza, pizza, pizza!
I like just regular potato bread.
It's a bagel with pizza toppings.
Well, it's Crazy Bread.
Two on astral spirits.
It's a bagel with pizza toppings.
Crazy Bread?
Isn't that Pizza Pizza?
The Little Caesars?
Crazy Bread?
Oh, Crazy Bread, right.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, I think so.
Tape's called Vocoder Divorce.
A meeple's a meeple, a hamburger's a hamburger.
I know what that's like.
Oh, you've been going through one of those.
That vocoder took everything from you, man.
It's fucked up.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to get angry.
You're the one who brought it up.
You just sit there and be quiet, then.
I've had fart calzone.
Did that one again?
I've had fart calzone.
I've had fart calzone.
Fart calzone.
I've had fart calzone.
It does sound like that.
Is this one of those weird things that you hear two different ways?
Yeah, I think if I told you.
I think if I dropped some science on you and told you what it actually was.
Yeah.
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to hear it.
It's like a magic eye.
It's a magic ear.
My grandfather had magic ears.
So what are you playing?
You're playing two.
Give me the Charles Barabay tape.
This one's on National Spirits.
Give me it.
Is this it?
That's it.
What's the cover?
I gotta say, they started off with actual spirits.
They've been progressing quite rapidly.
Almost like they're hyper-accelerating,
kind of like in Universal Soldier.
You ever seen that movie?
Not in a long time.
No, I watched it last night.
Right?
Yeah.
And Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Yeah. And for bonus points. points oh i don't know who was the
guy no holds barred with hulk hogan um big guy like biggest dave tiny lester i know you're
talking about he was in that other like uh shocker movie the guy with the weird eye yeah yeah he was in it oh nice he was another
tiny unisoul nice which that's what they called them and you know they didn't have any like
cybernetics in them they were just highly suggestible so they would just talk to him in
an earpiece and tell him what to do but i think when they took the earpiece out no if you want
to control everyone you just had to talk to them they They were like, okay, I sit here and say nothing. You tell me what to do.
This is odd.
But it's like a watercolor on the front for the artwork.
Like a surrealist landscape-y type thing?
Let me see.
It's definitely real.
Yeah, I'm holding it.
Yeah.
It's an odd choice for...
We've got to get a plate for this.
For astral spirits.
Because they don't do much of the jazz.
Charles thinks.
I think this is a bush and this is a guy in a hat
and he's behind it.
This is his hat poking out.
You're a bit of an artist.
The sky, trees in the background,
a little mountain, weird mountain.
He's behind this little bush.
What kind of hat do you got there?
A mega hat?
It's like a bowler hat.
It's like a bowl of faucets
and some pumpkins came out of it.
This is very interesting stuff.
I'm rock hard.
What are you going to play?
What is the other one going to be, Dave?
Crazy Bread.
Oh, yeah.
The Crazy Bread tape.
Let me see that one.
This is...
It's like a bagel.
This is Ryan Walker and Max Allison.
Ryan Walker?
Or, I'm sorry, Riley Walker. Max Allison Ryan Walker?
I'm sorry, Riley Walker Riley Walker
And Max
He tweets about food like it's nobody's business
Get out of here
What kind of food?
All of it
Takeout?
Takeout
Fast food?
Fast food
Fancy restaurants?
Fancy restaurant
Food trucks?
Food trucks
Cafeteria food?
Dime store candy
Oh
Chicken wings on the highway.
Did he review it?
No, he just has witty quips
about it.
He's got
something to say.
And who is it? Riley Walker and who?
And Max Allison.
Oh, from the Goodwill Smith.
From the Hasu Mountain.
Good for them.
From Mucks.
I don't think they hit it for getting it. From Mux. Is that how you say it?
Mux? I don't say it. You have to hit it hard like that too.
Mux. I don't hit anything hard.
I'm a pacifist.
I really like the shell
graphic design.
Let me see. There's some
psychedelic wavies.
That's a pretty funny thing. Just a simple line
repeated over and over again. I like that fonties. That's a pretty funny thing. Just a simple line repeated over and over again.
I like that font, too.
I love fonts.
That's a good thing to call it Crazy Bread.
What?
To call it Crazy Bread.
It's just a good thing.
Yeah, that's funny.
Everybody likes that.
That's really funny.
Crazy Bread is a good name.
Hand it over when you're done with it, that is.
Thank you. I would have liked
them to just go a little bit out of
the ordinary here
and just put like
the Noid in there. The Noid?
Remember the Noid? Avoid the Noid.
You were supposed to avoid. Okay, so good thing they
didn't. You avoid the Noid.
You don't want to bring the Noid in.
You bring up a good point.
We should be avoiding him. Yeah, yeah. You don't want to bring the Noid in. No, you bring up a good point. You bring up a good point. We should be avoiding him.
Yeah.
Yeah, we should be if we learned anything.
I do want pizza, though.
You want to order pizza?
Nah.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
I don't want to do it.
It's too scary.
All right, let's do it.
So I'm getting
shut the fuck out of this?
Yeah, just the first one.
Maybe the second one, too.
You got all my fans.
You got all my fans
questioning whether
I'm a dummy or not now.
Alright, whatever.
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You gotta get your instruments checked out.
Good picks, Dave.
They were buffering.
They were solid picks.
Both of you boys.
I got left the fuck out of it.
I don't know why you had to box me out.
Make me feel stupid.
Especially when I'm really like
when you know I crave attention.
To do that to me when you know.
Because now does Dave go first and then are you going to play
three tapes in a row?
I get to play two.
I get to play two.
Who started it though? You did, babe.
So now Dave starts.
But Dave went twice and I didn't get any attention, no good tapes. Who started it, though? You did, B. I think only one of us. Right, so now Dave starts. Yeah. You start.
But Dave went twice, and I didn't get any attention.
No good tapes.
Ours, Apothecary, I don't understand the accessibility ratings.
They don't make any sense to me.
Please explain those to us.
Dave, the tapes you picked, fun fact.
Do you want to hear a fun fact?
Yeah, I love fun facts.
Mike's fun facts?
Yeah.
Both of these tapes. It's a facts. Both of these tapes...
It's a lizard.
No.
I want to be serious now
because this is a smart person thing.
It's all about sugar.
People out there with a high IQ scores
will understand.
Both of these tapes,
the artists have the same friggin' initials.
CB.
I noticed that.
What?
I'm operating on levels you will never...
Different levels.
I did a one-hitter the other day and I'm still riding high from it. I'm operating on levels I did a one hitter the other day
and I'm still riding high from it
I'm looking around like
show off a little
there's equations everywhere
no those were fucking tight tapes
no they were
and this crazy bread tape
touch that shell
the actual tape
the actual tape
the actual crazy bread tape you can get crazy bread in tape form is tape. They make tape? The actual tape. The actual crazy bread tape.
You can get crazy bread in tape form.
You can.
Is it because it's smooth?
It's the smoothest tape in the industry, I think.
Yeah, there's no screws either.
It's so smooth.
There's no indentations.
There's so many different kinds of tapes.
It blows my mind.
It doesn't blow my mind because I'm, like I said,
I'm operating on another level.
I can imagine Dave is probably just wearing overalls and like spit and like chew into a
bucket like whoo but me i'm like yeah they make different they cast different dyes it's a lot of
different dyes though it is a lot for like a format that yeah do i bet you there's some fucking quack
some shut-in who's got a whole like blog that lists every single one with serial numbers.
No, he collects the actual case.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think he got his hand on a mold?
Yeah.
Shit.
Surprise piece.
This is a TXR-75.
Check out the room they made for the window.
I don't know anymore.
All right, so I get to go first, right?
Dave doesn't really get to go first. They went with the classic waffle for the window. I don't know anymore. Alright, so I get to go first, right? Dave doesn't really get to go first.
They went with the classic waffle
along the base.
This is the first time the waffle was used.
Do you have a cut of this? It's 1974.
It's a bagel with pizza toppings.
Okay, I get to go first, right?
I'm gonna play. I don't know, do we actually decide?
Do we actually decide? It usually goes
you start,
then it goes I start
And Dave starts and you go boom
So if we do the regular rules
Get off of it
I start it, then Dave gets to go
This is the sugar-ish
Get off of it
Get over yourself too while you're at it
But we still don't know if Dave's gonna play three tapes in a row
What about
Red peppers on top
I don't think two of us can play two tapes.
It's not mathematically...
No, two of you can't play two tapes.
There's three total tapes
that can be played each round.
So this time I get to play two.
No, because Dave gets to start.
So if he chooses one,
then you get to play two,
and then I'm boxed out.
No dessert.
Or Dave can play three, and then we play all those.
Yeah, I could play three in a row. And then you don't get to go twice.
My jaw hurts.
I like that, Joe.
I like that.
But then you're out for the rest of the game.
That's fine.
That's fine.
This is a cheeseburger on a bacon cheeseburger with hard-boiled eggs and french fries on pizza dough.
Check it out. What do you think?
I'm going to play this, um, a compilation, a track from a compilation.
And you're going to be happy I did it.
I'm going to get you back. I'm going to win you back.
Okay? And here's how I'm going to win you back.
So who goes next?
I do two and then you do one and then we've all done two.
Right, but then I'm saying when we come back, who goes first?
You.
Go back to me?
All right.
It's so crazy.
It'll be...
This is so crazy.
Get it.
Why are you making things so complicated?
Why you gotta go make things up?
I play three.
You wait again.
Go next turn.
That's obviously...
He'll lose his mind.
That's the easiest thing. Joe, isn's obviously the easiest thing.
Joe, isn't that the easiest thing?
No.
Joe, isn't that the easiest thing?
I think so.
Mike's better at math than me.
He's like a big math guy.
You both need to get off of it.
You need to give me room.
All right.
I already felt a new pimple pop out.
Don't get me angry.
Look how sweaty I am.
Yeah.
Please let me play a tape.
All right.
Play two tapes.
Please let me get the sweet, sweet sauce.
Play two tapes.
Please let me be involved.
You're going to like that I played this.
I'm going to win you back big time.
You're playing it calm.
Get it together.
Get your shit together.
I've been here the whole time.
You're good.
Just want to argue for the sake of arguing.
I'm going to play the Farce Management track off this Love Manual Volume 2.
Show off a little.
Blush Organics.
My dad had that VHS tape.
He kept it on the top of the...
Entertainment Center.
Yeah, because they made...
All the way on the top seat.
With his Cheech and Chong record.
With the big rolling paper?
It's not a joke.
Wait, is this not a joke?
No.
What did he keep up there?
His pornography.
Are you serious?
And the Cheech and Chong record.
Your father had pornography?
Open air pornography?
Well, it's on the top.
But it's just out there?
No, but it's like, there's like a lip.
You can't see it unless you...
He was hiding it.
Joe found it.
I found it.
Unless you stand up on something.
Oh.
And then look over the lip and see on the top of the thing.
Your filthy father thought the lip of an entertainment center, which was how high?
In reality, five feet?
Your poor ass family?
Yeah, the shitty one.
Oh, the entertainment center?
Yeah, how high was it?
I just looked over and...
No, it was pretty tall.
It was pretty tall. We're splitting hairs, but it was a table.
Yeah. That's disgusting,
but...
Did he have Love Manual Volume 2?
That's how it began. Yeah, he had that one.
It's pretty good.
Now, plus for organics, they sent this tape
over. This is the second love manual
Because they found a second way to do it
And they sent this along with a little something
Now, I'm not saying
Before I take this out
I'm not saying the only reason
We're playing the tape
Is because this came
And I'm not saying if you send something like this along with your tape
It'll get played
I'm just saying it doesn't hurt
I'm just saying it doesn't hurt You I'm just saying it doesn't hurt.
You ever hear grease the wheels?
It's a perk. Crease the wheels?
You ever hear crease the wheels? You're creasing the wheels here
with some pomegranate
flavored pistachio.
What, are we going to eat that now?
My friend, we are going to eat this now.
Look at that. Cherries.
It includes cherries. It includes almonds.
Black pepper.
Enlarged for detail. My grandmother almonds Black pepper Enlarged for detail
My grandmother used to make homemade enlarged for detail
Let me get a look at that
With the sauce, the chocolate sauce
Get a look at that Davey boy
Get rid of the chocolate sauce
The strawberries, the nuts
And put tomato sauce
Yeah so I'm not saying
You know is this the best tape?
Who's to say?
Is this the tape that came with this snack?
Yes.
Yeah, you bet your shit it is.
You bet your shit it is.
So let's crack these open.
First of all, let's just get an initial...
Taste test?
Yeah, let's get an initial.
I think we owe him that much.
Dave doesn't like chewing sounds.
Yeah, we're not going to do chewing sounds.
No, we're not going to.
That's cool.
How about this?
We'll just pretend like we had something.
It's so good.
We'll eat it off mic, and we'll report back.
Pomegranate flavor apple.
Very good.
So I'm going to play the Forest Management track off of Love Manual Volume 2,
plus Organics number 20, in addition to 50.
Forest Management. I have a note here that says
it's John Daniel
and on Discogs, or on
Bandcamp, it says currently living
and working in Chicago.
You think he put and working
just to prove something to his parents?
Prove something like, I have a job.
It's like, I'm currently living and working.
Alright?
You don't think I'm working? Ask a little company called Uber if I'm currently living and working. Alright? You don't think I'm working?
Ask a little company called Uber if I'm working.
They'll have something to say about it.
But it doesn't say
on Discogs.
It just says residing in.
So I think maybe he either lost his job
or that.
I'm trying to figure out which came first.
But yeah, I'm going to play that.
Black and White Artwork.
This is a good label.
I don't know if we've ever played any.
Oh, we played that Korean J tape on Plush Organics.
But that may be the only thing we've played by this label.
Or on this label.
Korean Jade also on this comp.
Who else is on here?
Dominic Coppola.
BP.
The filmmaker?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, he makes lots of films films he's like the Kodak of my time
Heart of Palm
you ever have a Heart of Palm salad
no
you ever have a Heart of Palm salad
I've heard of it but I've never had it
I used to see it when I got into watching Mad Men
they would always get it
like I have a Heart of Palm salad and a drink with like a celery in it
like a 50's thing
so I got like a 50s thing.
I got a can thing of heart of palm.
Artichoke hearts? And a shot of Listerine
with a piece of celery in it.
It's good. Don't knock it until you try it.
Do I get to play another one?
You get to do, obviously, whatever you want.
Mike gets more time.
Sounds like something Lindsey Graham would drink.
Bridges of
Konigsberg. Bridges of Konigsberg.
Bridges of Konigsberg.
Mendacity.
Are you saying words?
I'm saying a couple of them right into this microphone, baby.
Let me hear them again.
For the number one Gazette podcast out there.
Bridges of
Konigsberg.
Mendacity.
Peter J. Woods. This is a trio.
Peter J. Woods just played Delaware.
Gave me this tape.
Him, David Collins, Chris Burns.
It's a wacky one, man.
There's some experimentals on here that'll drive you batty.
It makes you wonder.
It's like, what is music?
You know what I mean?
What is music?
Like a tree could be music.
A tree could.
Or a bazooka.
Or a bazooka. Or a bazooka.
Well, I'm sort of a pacifist.
So to me, a bazooka can't be.
I don't know about this graphic design.
I get like a feeling.
You get like a Nazi feeling, right?
Kind of a Nazi feeling.
Yeah.
Let me look at that.
I feel like someone who ever designed it right now is like Mr. Burns.
Yeah, it's definitely like that.
Excellent.
Definitely.
They got my subtle Nazism in the packaging.
You use red, white, and black
right away.
With an umlaut.
With a strong font.
This is like Nazi mysticism.
Yes, because you got that flower of life
circle design thing.
It's like a little...
Definitely mystic.
I've been watching the news.
I hear there's good people on both sides.
It's a Nazi call called Children of the Brightest Star.
Well, I'm playing this because I'm a bit of a bridgehead.
And I've been reading a lot of books about the foot swinging.
What was that?
What was that?
That was my throat.
What?
Play that back.
That's going on the sample board tonight. What was that? I was my throat. What? Play that back. That's going on the sample board tonight.
What was that?
I opened it up just enough to see if I can do it again.
Yeah, because that wasn't like a burp.
I want to see if I can do it again.
I've never heard that kind of mouth sound.
I can't do it.
That was crazy.
That was just some error that just needed to escape.
I'm clipping that.
That was...
That was nice.
Was that a queef?
Would that be considered a queef?
No.
Technically.
Technically speaking.
I knew somebody in high school that thought queefing was thrown up.
I didn't know what it was until probably high school when it was presented to me.
This is what's wrong with this world.
We're already off the Nazis.
Now we're talking about this, okay?
Just because I made a little sound.
Man, I got up in the middle of the night
and it was fucking queefing all over the place.
Oh, they would use it in a sentence?
Good for them.
No, good for them.
I bet their shit is...
I bet they're not hanging out with me right now
doing some cassette podcast.
Nope, nope.
Definitely not.
I bet they were heading up to Toys R Us
until a few months ago.
And now they got a job at Amazon Amazon's always ironed
But the Nazi tape
I'm going to play the Nazi tape
No it had cake crumbs in it
It's a bagel
I'm going to play this new
EKY
Life of the Y
Life of the Y
A mixtape
To put it out there
There is a parental advisory on this
That's a poison snake
Do you want to have Bob Miller read it?
We should hand it over
To
Bob wake up
Hello
Hello
Bob
We got a witch-hump advisory.
God, wake up.
Okay.
Bot, can you, there's a witch-hump advisory on this tape.
Could you read it?
Let me see.
Thanks.
I'm hoping witches.
Oh, God.
We know.
Witch-hump.
We know.
Parental advisory.
Alert.
I don't see it. It's on the cover.
Explicit content.
I only like explicit content now.
Is that all it says?
I didn't know it was so quiet. Is that all it says? I didn't know it was so quiet.
Is that all it says?
What do you mean?
You have to be very quiet.
Was that the extent of the advisory?
It's one of the old stickers.
Remember when they put the stickers on the thing?
You just pranked me.
I thought it was going to be words to read.
We pranked you really good.
I thought it was going to be words to read.
Who started that?
Tippy Gore.
Tippy Gore started that. Tipped up Gore. Tipped up Gore started that? Tippy Gore. Tippy Gore started that.
Tipped up Gore.
Tipped up Gore started that
in the 60s.
I feel so bad for her
and Al aren't together anymore.
Isn't it?
Okay.
There's this shell on this tape.
It's the most insane thing
I've ever seen.
It's the most insane thing
I've ever seen.
It's funny because
I was telling Dave earlier
when you were getting the drinks.
When I first pulled it out,
I just...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't make it come across like I go and fetch you guys drinks.
No, it was like a nice thing.
You already skipped me on the first one.
When we sent you downstairs.
I didn't send you.
You were generously getting some drinks.
So when I first opened the tape, I opened it to this side,
which I was like, whoa, this side's fucking crazy.
Yeah, it's all white.
Because it's like an all-white flood print,
but there's a circle knockout that lines up at the middle.
The spool is the middle.
And it's like an ecto-cooler shell to begin with.
Yeah, yeah.
And the white knockout.
Shiny green.
But then there's still black congees and then some blue printing.
So yeah, it's like three-color printing.
I was like, that's fucking crazy.
Then I flipped it over, and it's a straight-up photo printed on a tape.
Get out of here with the flip-over.
On the whole thing, except for the window.
That's not a sticker, right?
This is not a sticker.
This is printed on here.
I saw on Bandcamp where they went for it.
I didn't recognize the name.
It's crazy.
Tyrone Smith from Chicago.
The cover painting's by a person named Matt Lloyd.
There's a crinkle on the tape.
A crinkle?
Yeah. It's a C60. I hear that. You, there's a crinkle on this tape. A crinkle? Yeah.
It's a C60.
Oh, I hear that.
You know what's good about this, though?
Stop doing that.
Okay, no one wants you to do that.
Life of the Y.
This is crazy looking.
The mixtape volume one.
I think this is him, I'm assuming,
in a record store digging through records.
Digging through crates, yeah.
On third kind records.
The thing I like most about it,
Do you have the cover?
It's a good tape, too.
A really good tape.
Yeah, I remember the other...
Which EQY tape?
Oh, the Orange Mug one?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was the first time I heard him.
But I'm glad that it's a good tape,
because I'll show you boys in a second.
I don't play by a blast,
so we'll show them while we're playing this tape.
We got something with insane packaging,
and I gave it as much as I could.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, it's straight up garbage.
All right, let's get into these three tapes.
I do two.
I'm important now.
And then the Ikuai tape.
Let's get... Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn right here. The The The The Thank you. I'm going to go to do this again. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the bathroom. so so I'm going to go to the other side. um Outro Music I know you ain't real, but you know you ain't real, but you know you ain't real, but you know you ain't real, but you know you ain't real, but you know you ain't real. Numb but real niggas and dick-treated bitches around me.
Numb but real niggas and dick-treated bitches around me.
Numb but real niggas and dick-treated bitches around me.
Me and my boys don't play that. Me and my boys don't play that.
Shout out when I pull up her and get it from the back.
I say, is it me or is it Booty Kid back?
Booty Kid back. Booty Kid back. Booty getting fat. Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Is that booty getting fat?
Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Booty getting fat.
Is that booty getting fat, baby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Outro Music Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get high, baby. Here's the fucking glow, I do. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to get high, get high, get high.
Spirit flow all through your body.
Just enough to get. We'll see you next time. The music's tied on the pistol now The feeling's right
And the music's tied on the pistol now
The feeling's right
And the music's tied on the pistol now Outro Music Still ride clean, making cheesing in my dick sauce Still make the G's ride clean, it's a good sauce
Still ride clean, making cheesing in my dick sauce
Still make the G's ride clean, it's a good sauce
Still ride clean, making cheesing in my dick sauce
Still make the G's ride clean, it's a good sauce
Still ride clean, making cheesing in my dick sauce
Still sauce, still sauce, still sauce, still sauce
Still ride clean, making cheesing in my dick sauce Still, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty Outro Music Here we are.
Are we back?
We're back.
That last cut we played at my grandmother's funeral.
Yeah, I remember. She requested that. I know back? We're back. That last cut we played at my grandmother's funeral. Yeah, I remember.
She requested that.
I know, I cried so hard.
She requested.
It's her favorite song.
It was.
It was my grandmother's favorite song.
Yeah, it's funny because she could never remember what it was called.
So she would just say, like, hey, I'll be dead soon.
Can you play the dick suck song one more time?
The one where the dick suck song one more time? The one where the dick
suck part over and over.
She died to that song as well as I
remember. Yeah. Good for her. That's a pretty good
impression of my grandmother too.
That's loud shit Dave. What's wrong
with you? It's leveling up. I don't know what you
Dave I had to tell you. I don't know what you mean by
impression. Cause I've been
here the whole time.
Come on, Dave.
Walk into the light and get your dick sucked.
Get your dick sucked.
Come on, get your dick sucked.
All right.
All right.
Keep it clean.
I know.
I don't normally work blue.
And I won't start now.
So who goes now?
I won't.
No, I thought it happened again.
Is that from Zalman?
I thought I threw in the noise again.
I thought I was a two-timer.
Let me hear it.
Oh, man.
I feel it when you play it.
It resonates?
Yeah.
Like a frequency that just causes your...
Yeah, I feel like it's doing...
Let me slow it down.
Wow.
I feel like that's more of a sign of strength
than anything else.
Yeah.
It's losing all of its feeling now
because you're not playing it.
It was good enough at the real speed.
All right.
Go back to the real speed.
Hit me.
I'm going to speed it up.
Oh, man. Oh, man.
I don't even know why it's even a cassette podcast anymore.
Why would...
What was that?
Was that backwards?
I want to speed? Hold on.
Let me stretch it out.
You're not making me feel good anymore.
Now I feel like you're making fun of me.
I feel like we crossed a line.
All right.
Enough.
You bozos.
You're on the sugar again.
Who goes first now?
You.
Me.
Yeah, I want you to go first.
All right.
Dave, I hope this doesn't
come to fisticuffs. Alright, well, I brought
my biggest boxing gloves. We just saw
a rock and roll group last night.
I love rock and roll. I love rock
and roll. 96 sitars.
How many? 96.
Dave, I don't want to interrupt anything, but
is that a funny number?
I don't know. I have to judge that a funny number? I don't know I have to judge it's weird
how
69 is so funny
but 96 is just flipped upside down
and it's not funny
oh shit
this is Bob Miller
well it's not flipped upside down
they're like back to back
that's how I do it
but the other ones
face to face well ones face to face.
Well not face to face but
ass to ass.
No.
96 is ass to ass.
Because it's the back of the number.
You just fart on each other's heads.
Any of your scumbag dad videos
any 96 ass to ass shit?
It's ass to head.
It's ass to back of head.
And you just fart.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
It's not even sexual.
And they had a lot of stuff for sale.
Dave, everything's sexual.
Yeah.
No, it had cake crumbs in it.
So one thing I picked up.
I mean.
They make films.
Like the movies.
Like movies.
Like movie shows.
Like movie pictures.
Yeah.
Yeah, movie pictures.
Yeah.
They say.
Talkies, too. There was a time. Talkies. Yeah. That. Yeah, movie pictures. Yeah, they say... Talkies, too.
There was a time...
Talkies.
Yeah.
That's the new craze.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I picked up one of those.
Foreign films.
Foreign films.
Demonator 4.
Foreign films.
Demonator 4 is a gang of spooks.
Foreign films.
Foreign films.
From other countries.
Foreigner films.
Foreigner films from other countries.
Those are the good ones.
I don't even use the sublets.
I soak in their language. I don't use the sublets. You don't need them. I don't even use the sublets. I'd soak in their language.
I don't use the sublets.
You don't need them.
I don't need them.
Who needs them?
I'm operating on another level.
A gang of spooks relate evil stories
about stealing souls during a day of hijinks and horseplay.
Tura.
Which you love.
I love horseplay, but this is Tura.
Will the boys be able to take down the rivals
from the Northwood boys?
The Northwood? Wait, is it the down the rivals from the Northwood boys? The Northwood?
Wait, is it the Northwood boys or the Northwood boys?
The Northwood boys.
So are they wooden boys from the North?
No, no, no, no.
They're from Northwood.
They're from Northwood.
That's what I'm getting at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will anyone be safe from the evil Roshanda?
Find out in Demonator 4.
Demonator 4.
And then it says Color 81 minutes
2015
Trashmonger video
So
Hand that over
I also
So I brought this in
Just to show you
But what we're gonna play
Is the soundtrack
Which is a separate
Cassette tape release
And on the cover
Is a
A jack-o'-lantern
A wolfman
Oh Jesus Christ
Maybe a ghost
And I don't know
If this guy's a mummy
You're rambling off Some of the scariest stuff that we currently know about.
That our science can get.
All the monsters.
This is all the monsters.
At the same time.
It's the classic monsters.
On one cover.
All coming at you at the same time.
This is way too rough.
This is way too mean.
No one's ever attempted this before.
Let me see.
I don't see if I can even look at it.
It's on the cover of the movie as well.
Ever seen a Chilini?
Be brave, Mike.
You know you can do it.
I mean, I'm big scary guy stuff now.
You can take this?
Oh, yeah, I love it.
You can handle this?
I love to be frightened.
Do we know what's on this tape?
But I'm not ever frightened.
Have you even listened to this yet?
Yeah, because you're like, first of all, the only thing that frightens you is not taking care of the environment.
You drive a Prius.
I have a Prius.
Have you listened to this yet?
I haven't listened to it yet.
Holy shit.
You think anyone's listened to it yet?
I don't know.
I think a couple people have probably listened to it.
What if it's too scary?
Well, then Dave will shut it down right away.
If it's just too scary, we just smash everything.
We'll just smash everything.
Out of fear that Google will get me.
Out of fear that a zombie will be there.
Don't say it too many times.
I didn't look in the mirror.
The reflection of the
Narokokis joke
will still work for Bloody Mary.
Demonator.
You have to say it four times.
You have to say it 69 times.
I'm the demonator.
I'll be back.
It's pilot season for Dave.
He's working on his workshops.
I can only do one voice.
If anybody was to tell me this wasn't a pizza.
It's a good one, though.
It is good.
They don't know pizza.
I get worse all the time.
Now Dave, go twice.
Now we're back in the habit.
Go twice.
We're good.
We're like...
No.
What did you just say?
Did you just say what I think you said?
I did.
I hope he doesn't.
Do what now?
Go twice.
Nothing.
Don't listen to his bad boy whiz.
Well, I think I have to go twice now.
Why?
Because to make the math work.
Oh, math labs.
No.
There's a simulink.
Don't you know how... Mike, Do you not know how numbers work?
I do.
47.
45.
If you do 3, then he can't do any.
It says 11, you do 12.
Just go and then I'm going to go.
Joe,
I think the way that you were
saying before would be way easier though
like if I did two
and then I do three
and then you do three
we'll never know
Mike won't let it happen
what are you coming at me so hard for tonight by the way
now this isn't even part of the show
why are you coming at me so hard
stop recording
why are you coming at me so hard stop recording why you come at me so hard
what did i do i'll do anything i'll do anything to make you stop
i'm gonna do this uh i'm gonna play this edwin perry manchester
here to control and steer the conservative movement into the sewer line I am William F. Buckley of the Central Intelligence Agency,
here to control and steer the conservative movement into the sewer line.
I thought Dante Augustus Scarlatti was some shit.
And then, Dave, what do you got?
Who's Butler?
Who's tape people in here?
Edward Perry Manchester.
Edward Perry Manchester.
We've been in... I am William F. Buckley of the...
Anybody was to tell me this wasn't a pizza,
I'd tell them they don't know pizza.
That is quite a ditty of a name there.
And what's this?
A split with somebody named Hope Chest?
Split with Hope Chest.
Hope Chest.
So what's the label?
This is on Impermanent Project.
Impermanent or permanent?
Impermanent Project.
Impermanent Project.
Like you put it in for a little bit, then take it out.
Yeah.
What's that called in the art world?
I don't know.
Where you put it in for a little while, and then take it out?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm a cool art guy.
I know.
I know.
I like art.
I like environment.
I'm big into horror now.
I told myself once Drumpf took office, I told myself I was going to learn one thing about
art each day
to make myself a more culture.
Yeah, more culture guy.
Yeah, because once President Cheeto took office.
Someone called him Cheeto the other day,
and I'd never heard that before.
Someone I was tattooing.
Someone said it in person?
Yeah, they're weird.
They're doing internet off the internet now, huh?
Even off the grid is the grid.
I don't even know what he just was talking about Trump for.
He got a fucking Cheeto.
And I didn't know what he was talking about.
Cheeto?
Yeah.
Chester Cheeto is cool as shit, though, so you might not want to do that.
He is cool.
You think he smokes cigarettes?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Does he have a leather jacket?
He vapes, my friend.
He vapes.
He vapes.
Oh, man.
He's a vaper now? No, my friend. He vapes. He vapes. Oh, man. He blows.
He's a vaper now?
No, I don't think he does.
He does.
So, in Permanent Projects, this is Edwin Perry Manchester in search of the hope chest.
Yeah, I wanted to talk about the packaging on this a little bit.
This is really nice.
It comes in a white Brad Pack with a blue silkscreen on it.
Those are made by Stumptown Printers. The Brad Pack is just
blank on the inside
and it's got this wraparound
card that goes around.
Can I see that? Is that screen printed or
imprinted?
It looks like it might be screen printed.
Well, I'll be damned.
The ink looks
like it might be screen printed.
Well, I'll be damned.
That's very nice looking.
It's beautiful.
All the tapes are the same aesthetic.
I don't know what this picture is, but it's scary.
Yeah, it's very scary.
Describe it to the listeners.
Give them a little Halloween spook.
At first, it might look like you're playing Zelda.
Yeah, I was going to say like a zoom in on a Zelda map.
Oh, but then you know what you find out?
You know what you find out?
Zelda's the frigging girl in your link.
What?
Get out of here.
I'm not even joking.
Like, this might be a river,
and maybe this is sand
with rocks,
I'm not sure,
and this is forest over here,
and this is the other side.
But then there's
a scary eyeball
that's, like,
coming out of a butthole.
Oh, so it's
Forest Whitaker, then.
He's got a scary eyeball, right?
Oh, he does have
a scary eyeball.
Too mean, too rough.
Or tiny.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we had a lot
of scary eyeballs tonight. Yeah, this thing's great. This is very eyeball. Too mean, too rough. Or tiny. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had a lot of scary eyeballs tonight.
Yeah, this thing's great.
This is very tight.
I like this a lot.
That's an amoeba.
What are you going to play, Mike?
This is like a petri dish slide.
Oh, it is like a petri dish slide.
I'm going to play this friggin' Mary Ocher tape.
Mary Ocher.
Mary Ocher.
O-C-H-E-R.
Vow Studio Sessions and Other Recordings on Related Records.
The label's from Phoenix.
I think this person may be...
Arizona?
Yeah.
Where John McCain used to be from.
Too soon.
No, perfect amount of time.
This was recorded in 2013.
He was part of the witch hump.
Oh, big time.
Recorded in a false studio in Germany.
It was originally a 10-inch.
Oh.
Right?
This person, Mary, was born in Moscow.
So there might be some collusion, actually.
I have one question. What?
And please don't get mad.
Dave, I can't make that promise because I'm constantly
getting mad at dummies like you and clowning you.
You said it was a 10-inch.
Used to be. How many inches is it now?
Don't get mad. Please don't get mad.
Dave, I'm not going to get mad.
That was good. You did a funny
joke. That was good.
The first track is just her singing and the second track is with a drum duo good. You did a funny joke. That was good. This shit...
The first track is just her singing,
and the second track is with a drum duo called
Your Government. And it's a fucking
fine tape. I enjoy this very much.
Picture her, I'm assuming, on the cover
facing the other way. Maybe fixing
her hair. You ever do your daughter's hair, Joe?
Just a braid.
You know, braid. One, two, maybe. I can't get the braid.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm awful at it. I like to see how far I can go. It's a challenge to see if I can get't get the braid. I can't do it.
I'm awful at it.
I like to see how far I can go.
It's a challenge to see if I can get it all the way where I just have a couple little hairs.
I want to live that life.
I want to do that.
I want that to be part of what...
You got to get them just measured out.
Partitioned out.
They have to be exactly the same.
You got to partition it.
Excuse me.
Sorry, I had a lot of soda earlier.
Full bubbly.
Full bubbly. I gotta say,
I want to go on the record before we start playing these tapes.
I do not like how much I'm getting clowned.
If we were using the RS Apothecary
accessibility
thing. The scale.
The scale.
Zero is no clowning and ten is too much clowning. This is a nine.
Alright, so back off.
Back off. I'm gentle and brittle and I don't like
it too much. Alright? Thank you. See you then. Welcome, kid.
Be with the curse of the ancient.
Love me as flesh is rotten.
She won't tell me.
Be with a man with a pumpkin for a head.
He'll steal your soul and tear you dead. you can down to the plate
from the
poop's
all way
tell the
evil stories
heal the
troubles all
day
never watch
out
why don't
cry
to open up
your eyes
and see
the last
night Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to try to the next one. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go ahead and do a little test drive. Thank you. I was born a stranger
In this country's past
Songs and prayers across their bare chests
Who am I supposed to please
What am I supposed to praise
I was born a stranger
And a stranger I shall piss
But that sets across their knees
And the lines across their face
These are born to please
And these are born to please and these are born to hate
these are worth
a million
and these
are worth a dime
I was born
a stranger
and a stranger I
will die
I was born a stranger in this country's past Countries past Songs and prayers
Across their bare chests
Who am I supposed to please?
What am I supposed to praise?
I was born a stranger
and a stranger
I shall
pay
this To move freely without any restraints
With no chance on your upper-continent legs straight with no chains
on your upper
counter place
seek no forgiveness
take more or no
regrets
on your might
daggers we hold, a blue thread. Question solemnity Wanted by propertess
Breeding vegetables
And hair and fur tips
To earn my life
I've got more and more
To claim And my life, I've got more and more bones to claim
With such ease to abandon everything Thank you. Zero to the beat of zero to the west
Such a great everyone has lost
Zero to the beat of zero to the West Zero to the Deep
Zero to the West
Zero to the Deep
Zero to the West There it is. There it is.
There it is.
We had a lot of wacky stuff tonight.
You know what?
I pride myself on seeing...
It's all over the map.
It just keeps getting wacky.
We're just hopping genres left and right.
I can't believe there's so much content.
Oh, man.
The content's so wacky.
It's crazy.
It's bonkers.
It's out there.
Nobody knows where the left field's going to come from.
This Demonator 4 soundtrack,
though,
first of all, I love the cover.
It's good because it's like
if you were going to choose...
Well, it's a little scary.
It's definitely too scary, but I'm trying to be a brave boy.
It's like if you were going to
pick a character to be in a
game on a PC game from like a game on like a pc game
from like 92 yes definitely right it's like purple background now it's you know you said the jack
lantern and the uh the wolf man the wolf man and the mummy right yeah and the ghost guy is it a
ghost or is it a clan well it's not pointy enough at the top for the clan person i think the points
is like slouched down in the back? Yeah. I think it's more
relaxed.
I gotta get one of these.
He's one of the good ones.
He's one of the good ones.
On both sides.
He's one of the good ones because it's like
a fashion thing. It has nothing to do
with... You know, there's good skinheads
and bad skinheads.
There's good Klansmen.
There's good Klansmen.
Here goes Dave again.
He keeps trying to sell this to us.
Dave, I keep telling you.
I don't think there's any good Klansmen.
I don't.
Yeah.
If there are hats like the Sluiches.
It's more of a social group.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's a social group.
It's a club.
It's like a social club.
He's got you now, huh?
Yeah.
He finally sold you on it.
You've been trying to sell me on this.
That's the old ways.
You don't get it.
It's so weird.
You don't get it.
We'll be sitting there and be like, hey, Dave, how you doing? And he's like, well,
I'm a good Klansman. And so here he goes again.
He's like, the
original plan.
I feel like I'm doing
it every time. It's freaking me out.
And now who goes? See, I have no idea.
I think now we do Paper, Rock, Scissors.
No, why don't we do it like this? I'll pick.
Dave.
Why don't we do it like this? You pick.
Dave.
Then you, then me. I'll end it.
Let's do it like that.
Davey boy, you ready to take this out?
He just wants to end it because he didn't get to start it.
And he's got to bookend it somehow.
Yeah, why don't me and Joe go?
I'm sorry, wait, wait.
And you go first next episode.
Nope, I take it back.
So you want to cut me the fuck out of this one
and just have at this.
You can go first.
Have at this.
You guys have at this.
You guys for now on Play Your Tapes
and then I'll do my tapes in another episode
after you leave.
Mike's mini episode?
Mike's mini.
It won't be mini, baby.
It'll be huge and people will love it.
It'll get many hits, many plays.
People like it.
Mike, me and Joe were talking
and we think it might be best if you sit out just every other one
every other episode you just hang back you boys still gonna come over i've been getting a lot of
tweets oh we'll come over yeah but we'll keep you off mike you can just watch you can just watch
i'll tell you what i'll tell you what sit there if you let me watch oh if you let me watch i'll do
it i'll agree mike likes to watch but here's the you let me watch. If you let me watch, I'll do it.
I'll agree.
Mike likes to watch.
But here's the thing.
You have to say good stuff about me the whole time.
Oh, that's a bad episode.
Talk about how strength I am with the weapons I have.
You know, how many laws I can negotiate.
How many heartthrobs I do.
All right.
I see you look at this space.
You ready to take this shit out?
Who goes again? Dave goes.
And then me.
Go Dave.
What do you got?
I'm going to play this...
It's a lizard.
I don't know how to pronounce this.
Malikat
Danzu?
Malikat Danzu?
I would say Malikat Danzu. You wouldikot Dan Zoo? I would say Malikot Dan Zoo.
You would say that, huh?
Yeah, Malikot Dan Zoo.
Yes, I would say that. Remember that one we had sung?
Let me get a large chimichanga.
Chimichanga.
They come with
guacamole.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
I like guacamole
I have no clue
what's going on right now
you don't remember that
no
from the pod
what do you call
ween fans
weeners
yeah weeners
not much of a weener
you're not much of a weener
no
yeah this is a
project
how about that
Anthony weener
that I know right
at Sean
at Stalfox
is
I guess.
Is it his label called Noise Bombing,
or is it like a communal thing?
It looks,
well,
I'm trying to see that.
It looks like there's like four or five people in the group.
Friend of the show is Sean Stelfox,
does a project called Boss Battle.
Also Stelfox.
Stelfox is in Indonesia,
right?
Mm-hmm.
Right? Right so far.
Uh-huh. Correct. And they do
the noise bombings, which is very rude.
Which is when they prank people with noise.
It's a little mean. It's a little, I wouldn't do it.
A little rough, a little mean. I wouldn't do it.
A little loud, too. I mean, keep it down. You gotta do it, that's fine,
but you gotta keep it down. Breaking the little laws.
Yeah, we all like to get into the sugar, but we know
when to say when. We know our dealers.
We know our limits. We know our limits.
We don't know his bomb.
Plus, I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Sean plays gong gas on this.
Boys, I don't know if you ever smoked gong gas before.
Oh, no.
My brother did.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
You see cartoons and stuff.
So what is it?
Who is this Malachite Danzo?
Well, we went over that with this whole conversation. Remember, we talked about Sean Stuffox is in itachi Denzu? Well, we went over that.
That's what this whole conversation was.
Remember, we talked about Sean Stuffox is in it.
Who else?
It's like four or five other people.
I'm not going to get their names right.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I won't make you do it.
I'll be a good boy.
Even though you've been giving me shit literally all night.
Even though you've been coming at me wide.
All right.
So then Joe's going to go?
Yeah.
Then I'm going to play this Eve Malone tape.
Fuck you, Dave. Oh, is that not how we're doing it?
No you know what
No fuck you Dave
Come on bro
This is not fair
You know when you leave here
I'm not gonna have a good feeling about this
I'm gonna be up all night
Wondering how episode 131 would've went
If I just didn't make that noise
If my throat didn't make that noise.
It's like sliding doors for me.
All right, I think it's done.
What do you think?
What do you got, Joe?
Eve Malone.
Eve Malone.
On Baked.
Aced.
Aced.
The Helpful Hardware Place.
That's the name of this tape.
At the top here, it says Aced Part 1,
and there's a whole bunch of track names.
At the bottom, it says Aced Part 2.
That side B. But then there's no other. of track names at the bottom and then it says Ace Part 2 and then that's side B
but then there's
no other
let me see
whatever
what a man
that goes
oh I see what you're
saying
so Ace Part 1
has a bunch of
subtitles
and Ace Part 2
is just one piece
but it's very important
the big one
the big piece
and this came out
on bake tapes
recently
in the batch
in addition of 60 it's a C32
There's an Antifa on the cover
Did you see that?
I'm not scared of that
Anybody know who you are?
I think it's too scary
I think it's too rude
I think hashtag
Is it be best?
You scare me so bad
They're just as bad as the other ones
What's Milani's thing?
Is it be best?
Milani?
Who's Milani?
Be best Too mean too rough Be best right? They're just as bad as the other ones. What's Milani's thing? Is it Be Best? Milani? Who's Milani? Be Best.
Too mean, too rough?
Be Best, right?
That's when you do good boys on the internet.
You do the good stuff.
What's this, an octopus?
This person plays Stinky Sizers, right?
All of them.
It's a lizard.
Dave, don't get me started this late in the game.
Alright, then I'm going to end this up.
You're going to end it.
Okay.
We're all tired and so hot in here.
You want me to turn the air on?
No, it's over now.
No, we can hang out and just do other stuff.
131 episodes.
I can't convince you to do other stuff with me one time.
We used to do other stuff.
And then what happened to us?
I don't know. We went to Taco Bell that one time and it sucked.
You know what?
You say you used to do other stuff with me,
but then you always bring up that one trip to Taco Bell.
I don't think there was other times where we tried to do stuff
and everything was closed because it's midnight.
No, I feel like there was the one trip to Taco Bell
and that's all we've ever done together.
That's all we ever did?
Yeah.
Well, I'm getting some crazy stereo stuff going on.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Okay.
In the past five years at least.
About to lose my mind.
Tavishi Dwight is the name of the tape on Hot Releases. Is the name of the artist Tavishi Dwight is the name of the tape on hot releases.
Is the name
of the artist Tavishi?
Yes.
Her real name is
Sarmisa Talukdar.
She moved to Richmond
from India
to be a cancer researcher
I believe.
Oh, let me see this tape.
I think my friend saw her
at a festival.
No shit.
Burning Man? No, just like a music festival. No shit. Burning Man?
No, just like a music festival.
Burning Man is a music festival, Joe.
Well, it's more than that.
It's also an arts and cultural festival, if you've ever been.
Yeah, art and music is culture, Joe.
You're right.
Thank you.
Presto, we got a toilet bowl.
Yeah, I think she's got 421 connections on LinkedIn
so if she can get one of them
to back out
she can have a real funny number
Dave you have to agree that's a funny number
come on
oh yeah big time
I'm looking at her LinkedIn summary
and I'm just wondering what I've ever done with my life
should I have been
doing like stuff
yeah some tissue engineering too or maybe I've ever done with my life. Should I have been doing stuff? Yeah.
Some tissue engineering too?
Or maybe I've been doing stuff that's actually better
than tissue engineering, but I don't need to talk about it.
Is that like tissue engineering?
Are you making new Kleenex?
Is that what we're talking about?
Oh, Jesus Christ, Dave. Come on, guy.
Get off of it.
We got no sugar.
You're using these sugar boy jokes.
You blow sugar, I'll prep this cake.
This tape's really fucking good, though.
I like the clap.
You blow sugar, I'll prep this cake.
I never heard it before.
Do it again.
You blow sugar, I'll prep this cake.
I'm just trying to extend our hangout time.
Do it again, Dave.
I like the clap, too.
It's too hot.
Yeah, it's way too hot in here.
I can turn the air up.
All right. Episode can turn the air up. All right.
Episode 131.
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I'm not going to be a part of your life.
I'm not going to be a part of your life.
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Most worry that pesticides
straight on foods might cause cancer.
And I think that's a legitimate concern.
And I think that's a legitimate concern.
The Indian Drug Administration tells us that
the pesticides that are approved
to be used on our produce,
for example, and the dosing that's typically used on our foods, do not increase the risk
of cancer in any way in terms of any convincing studies. That said, we hear from farmers,
especially down there, that these folks who work on the farms are exposed on a daily basis
to pesticides. They do have an increased risk of developing
a variety of different cancers in some studies.
So that would be suggested that maybe there is a direct correlation between some of those
pesticides, at least in higher doses perhaps, and developing a variety of different types
of cancers.
My recommendation is whenever possible, try to buy foods that are not sprayed with pesticides.
That would be a lazy thing to do.
If you can afford organic foods, that would be the right choice. The Thank you. so I'm going to put in the... Thank you. Thank you.