Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #132 | 9.16.18

Episode Date: September 16, 2018

Marsha Fisher, Budokan Boys, More Eaze, Memories of...Lake Nabugabo, Phono Ghosts, Suko Pyramid and moduS ponY, MUKQS, The Sheen, Aether Jag, and Shone Furcottes.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette. 30 years later.

We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Tabs out. Cassette podcast.

Episode number 132 yeah, 132 starting over we just recorded about 15 minutes and it wasn't recording apparently let me explain the A material I was laying out on this one I was like, Dave was like

doing the thing where he's like leaning back and he's smacking his knees laughing I'm just giving it to him and it's just coming natural to me I'm just giving it to him i'm getting it's just coming natural to me i like i don't even know where it's coming from it's one of those moments where it's like i feel like i'm floating in the corner watching myself doing this material like this shit about and then the cassette tape was like this and then they said whoops i didn't hit i didn't hit the big red button didn't hit it sorry big red button i said hit it now

i'm sorry i just it now. I'm sorry. I just sit here, Mike. I'm sorry. But anyway, just the two of us tonight. Yep. Just me and you, buddy. That was another blunder. Joby is on a sign that he's down in the Carolinas.

I hear Joby. With a ruler. I hear. With a ruler? Yeah. I hear he's flipping like Pecker and Cohen. Like Pecker and Cohen, huh?

And he's cooperating with Manafort. That's what I hear in the Great Fins. Yeah, as long as as long as Bob Miller doesn't filibuster. Oh my goodness. Let's not even talk about that. Let's talk about cassette tapes, Dave.

Dave. Okay. So you know these freaking cassette tapes come in the mail all the time. Don't get me started on that. Piles and piles and piles. You hear the beep from the mail delivery outside and you're like, no more tapes.

But every once in a while you get a good one. Or a really interesting one like, Dave i'm gonna show this to you and please act like you're seeing it for the first time like you did on the original one okay here it is what that's way too scary i don't like it yeah yeah you can tell it's it is that is a that is too scary still i have to also i have to tell you something what tell me something it's not a cassette tape that's a porcelain doll it's a porcelain it is a porcelain doll it's a cute Dave. That's not a cassette tape. That's a porcelain doll. It's a porcelain. It is a porcelain doll. It's a cute little porcelain doll. I wouldn't.

It's a porcelain doll. Do you want to cuddle the doll? No. No, no, no. I don't want to cuddle the doll. I don't like it. You don't want to cuddle porcelain? No, it looks too real.

I don't like it. Well, the body's like, it's like a scarecrow. I still don't like it. But not all of it is like a scarecrow. There's a frigging cassette tape in this thing. Wait, like where is it actually like in like in its stuffings it'd be like if somebody if if like a serial killer or in the butt well i think you can probably do it both ways the tapes so so so big in there but we got this tape i believe from the label gay hippie vampire are you cutting it open

how else am i gonna get it oh it's actually sewed in this tape okay let me tell you what these freaking outsiders did dave these people they live first of all they live on the fringe of society they do shit like this they do shit like this can you believe it i don't believe it no you might think i'm pranking you like i got this from my mom and i'm gonna cut it open and like cotton's going to come out. Come on. No one's going to do that. Candy's going to fall over the floor and then Mike's going to collect it all really quick

before I can get it. You can have it. I'll give you some. But no, there's a tape inside here, which I wouldn't. I actually, in reality, would not have known if it didn't come with a note attached to it that said there's a tape in there because a lot of people will send stupid ass shit like this with tapes

and it's like oh great a jump rope I'm just gonna throw the jump rope away I'm really surprised that like well I guess you have to inspect it first but if that got inspected that doll definitely would have gotten cut open they probably brought in the postmaster general in this case say what the fuck is this

you really gotta tear her open don't ya I'm not gonna get to reuse this doll cut open, right? They probably brought in the postmaster general in this case. Say, what the fuck is this? It's in the Noroco. You really gotta tear her open, don't you? I'm not gonna get to reuse this doll. That's so disgusting. It sounds like you're breaking the doll's back. I think I did. I don't even know what this tape is, to be honest. We got a Noroco case.

We got paper on just the spine, it looks like. Oh, Marcia Fisher. Which is somebody else. I was already planning on playing another friggin outsider tape by marcia fisher from a different label i think the same label dave i think it's either on gay hippie vampire or maybe self-released to some extent there's a bunch of texts in the front of that it says marcia fisher it says dead maze it says side a part one and two side b part three and released to some extent. There's a bunch of text in the front of that. It says, Marsha Fisher. It says, Dead Maze. It says, Side A, Part 1 and 2. Side B, Part 3 and 4.

Went very standard there. Didn't try to mix them up. Recorded 2018 at the Meat Planet. Oh, you go to the Meat Planet all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're from the Meat Planet originally, right? Or your dad is on your dad's side. Yeah, my dad's from Meat Planet, yeah. And this one is, oh, that's so small. Marsha Fisher,

Dosed, is it, Dosed Modular Synthesizer Tape, oh, excuse me. Dosed Modular Synthesizer Slash Tape Loop Improvisations 4-4-2018. Any funny numbers there, Dave?

Oh, fuck you. And then it's just a clear tape. Should we play... The other one, Dead Maze. It's a recycle tape. I got Randy Travis. Oh, yeah. I got a story to tell you about Randy Travis while we're playing these.

Should we start off with these two? What is this, for patrons only? If you want to hear this Randy Travis story? PayPal me what you think is fair, and I'll tell Yeah. If you want to hear this Randy Travis story. PayPal me what you think is fair, and I'll tell you more of my sweet, sweet stories. You can hang out with me all the time. Give me a call.

I'll put you on speakerphone all day. I'll keep you on my speakerphone all day. All day? You can listen to me all day. Just recording you casually? Like, not even having a conversation? My jaw hurts. Should we play these two Marcia Fisher tapes?

I think that's a good idea. What do you think is going to be on here? If we separated the two at this point. Let's play them both together. Hey, Dave, I'm going to make a joke. You know what's going to be on here? Traditional rock and roll. Traditional rock and roll? No way.

It's going to be Bozo stuff, right? Yeah, exactly. I'm going to be Bozo stuff. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. All right. I'm going to try on these porcelain doll shoes you pulled off of that thing. I know you like small shoes. They're going to fit my fat fingers, too. Don't call your fingers fat. You've been off sugar all month. What do they got here? Something was scratched out here.

Was this another recycled? Let's start. No, no. This is just recycled? Let's start. Yeah. Well, no, no. This one, this is just regular tape. Regular blank. Okay. Let's do the doll one. Right.

All right. And then we'll go into something off of dead maze. Okay. I believe both these tapes may be self-released. May gay hippie vampire. May, may one this. Ready? Go.

Yes. Bark, bark. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go see you. I'm going to go see you. I'm going to go see you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you. Marsha Fisher.

Two strips of bacon. Two strips of bacon. I'm going to call that first tape that came in the dolly. The doll tape. I'm going to call it because it says like the track listings on the other side, the little piece of paper in there. But on the outside, on the spine, it says dose modular synthesizer slash table of improvisations 4 4 20 18 so i'm gonna say that is the tabs out official title for the tape yes and then dead maze maybe self-release

tapes who knows a dead maze tape is good as man. It's amazing that people can still find ways to just record a track of two oscillators beating against each other and then do a couple more things on top and still make it sound incredible. That was so good. That's deep, Dave. Yeah, so good.

That's deep, brother. Just a couple little things. Just a couple little things. More importantly, you know what I did there? In a room with just me and you i played the first two tapes therefore uh putting dominance on you letting you know that i am the alpha dog okay well you want to say well and also i do i haven't i have actually me and joe have actually teamed up and made you sit out whole round so don't talk about alpha dogs that That's what this is actually. Since you've done that, if you notice,

I did a bonus episode without either of you. Kind of a shot. Kind of an alpha dog shot. Like, huh, well shit, maybe Mike doesn't need us. Nah, you just waited for the alpha dogs to leave and then you pissed all over everything. I'm not gonna piss over everything. You wouldn't do that while we were here, though.

No, you're right. You're right. So where do we go from... I know what we can do next. I have a good idea. A tape idea. It's one of my many. Do it.

Do you want to hear it? I would love to hear it. There's another little combo, a fresh combo that we can do. Okay. Because we both were planning on playing tapes. We were. From the new Timble batch.

That new Timble tapes batch. Oh, you're going to do one too. You know I'm getting it? Okay. You want to do those now? Sure. Damn that new batch. It's nice.

I only have the one that I'm playing, but I do enjoy it. I only granted you access to one of them. How many were in the new batch? Four. Four? Four. They're granted you access to one of them. How many were in the new batch? Four. Four? Four. They're all black and white? They are. I like that. That artwork from Tiny Little Hammers.

You know what I mean? The Field Hymns dude. Oh, he did all the art for this? He does all the art for all of them. If you're a true fan, you know it. I wouldn't have guessed that because this is a little bit outside of his it's not, at least from the tape that I'm looking at, that wouldn't be my first because this is a little bit outside of his... It's not... At least from the tape that I'm looking at, that wouldn't be my first guess for who did the artwork.

I see what you're saying. It's a little off style. It's a little off brand. Well, you wanted him to... You know, he's... Dave, this branding project specifically is for Timbal Tapes. You know what I mean? Yeah, so he has to fit it to the Timbal Tapes style.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a nice style, though. I like it a lot. It's very nice. And the back of the tapes and the inside of the J cards, they're always so nice. They're beautiful.

The Timbal Tapes being out of focus on the back always fucks with me. Oh, the logo, how it's like... It's blurry. It's fucking tight. Scott Schultz's label from Nebraska. Nebraska. That's how you're supposed to say it.

Nebraska. Like, you know how there's Nevada in Nevada? It's the same thing. Nebraska. That's how you're supposed to say it. Nebraska. Like you know how there's Nevada and Nevada? I don't. Are those two different places? It's the same thing. You could say Nebraska, but a lot of people say Nebraska, and that's wrong. Okay. I'll take that. Nebraska. Nebraska.

Endurance. Okay. Endurance isn't this much? M-A-B-H. It's a capital M. Little a, little b, big H. Dourance isn't this much? M-A-B-H. It's a capital M. Little A, little B, big H. Do you have that endurance tape? Yeah. Because I'm a little bit of an endurance collector. Yeah, I spotted you the other day

and I thought you were a little bit of an endurance head. I said, is he taking supplements or what? And then these two tapes. Which one you got? You go first and then I'll go second i'll allow it i've got the budokan boys the budokan boys i love that name it makes me think like it's like there's bright colors and backpacks and they're excited hey name of the tape is called, That's How You Become a Clown. That's how you become a clown, huh?

So do you listen to this tape and then- That's how you learn. That's how you become a clown. Okay. What kind of clown though? I mean, I'm a veteran clown, so I already know a lot of this stuff. You went to, yeah, you are a fucking clown, brother. Yeah.

You went to clown school, didn't you? Oh, absolutely. They kicked you out though, right? I went to clown graduate school. Well, well, well. I got my master's at clown brother. Yeah. You went to clown school, didn't you? Oh, absolutely. They kicked you out though, right? I went to clown graduate school. Well, well, well. I got my master's. I went to, unless you didn't go to Yale.

I'm a doctor. I went to the Yale clown school. I'm a clown doctor. You know, to me, all like Yale and all those Ivy League schools are the clown schools. That's true.

If you ask me. If you really think about it, they are the clown schools. Yeah, but see, me as a professional clown, I find that offensive because you're kind of... I hear you, man. Pass me the tape.

Do you know who the Budokan Boys are? It's a duo, I believe. Two. Yeah. That's two. And since I just handed you the tape, I cannot read you the names. I can probably do it.

I can probably get you out of this jam. Michael Jeffrey Lee, who plays voice, which to me is the most erotic of the instruments. Yeah. And scary. It's also scary sometimes. And electric piano. The mouth is the most musical.

It is the musical. It's the most musical hole in your body. Jeff T. Bird. You want it attached to the brain. Synthesizers and saxophone. You want a direct link, want to attach to the brain synthesizers and saxophone you want a direct link right yeah you want the brain attached hopefully the brain is attached to the mouth that's how you become a clown and then this other tape which to me it's the really it's the the it's like if you're thinking of like the batman villains it's the joker your joker's the big one

right the joker's the big batman villain he's the big Batman villain. If you're talking about the main four, if you're talking about the Penguin, the Catwoman, Riddler, Joker's the big one. Where does Mr. Freeze fall on that spectrum? Mr. Freeze, he's above Egghead. No, he's above Bookworm, but below Egghead. More ease. A language, I'm assuming is how you say it, but they egghead. More ease.

A language, I'm assuming is how you say it, but they use some, look at that. There's numbers in there. Some instead of the letters. Oh, it's like when Apex Twin names a track. I think it's when your keyboard's broken. Something happened there. I wonder if Apex Twin names his tracks

when he's recording onto his hard drive, when he puts the file or the folder or whatever. Does he actually name it what the track is called? Because it's just a bunch of random headers. No, that has meaning, man. What are you talking about, man? I figured it would get really confusing after a while. No, not if you're really, really smart

and you did a lot of music. You spent a lot of time in clown college. This is Marco Rubio, by the way. Maurice? Well, if you're getting technical, yeah. Marcus, Maurice Rubio. But you can probably just call him Marco Rubio, right? You see that video of Marco Rubio and Alex Jones?

Oh, yeah. That was a good one. How much did you want them to just be on the floor? Oh, I wanted a fist fight. I didn't want a fist fight. I wanted a lot of bumping chest and saying, say to my face.

Oh, yeah. Work up to the fist fight. Yeah, work up to the fist fight. But a lot of that at first. Yeah. I don't think it ever gets to the fist fight. But a really sloppy fist fight where none of the punches land

and somebody really throws one so hard that they end up falling on the ground. I think it would be tremendously wet. I think it would be a tremendous amount of water. All right, but these... More ease. Did I say that yet? Did I say the words?

More ease, yes, you did. A language, Timbal Tapes. Job of the Hut. So let's do... What do you do? Budokan Boys and then more ease. Am I saying that right? Are the words coming out right?

More ease. More ease. Yeah, that's right. More ease. It's weird when you say it like that. When you say words, it's so weird. More ease. More ease. Thank you. I didn't know what to do

I was so depressed I was out of a job I had an STD And my best friend had recently hung himself I laid around the house I didn't go out much at all really I even thought about death myself But one day I turned on the news

One day I turned on the news And they were reporting this strange story about clowns. I thought, that's funny. And apparently, clowns had been seen on the edge of town. That's what they said. They said clowns had been seen on the edge of town. That's what they said. They said clowns had been seen on the edge of town. And they weren't the kind of clowns that you'd see at a birthday party or a birthday at any sort of happy function.

But they were menacing clowns. With blood red makeup and big wigs and big butcher knives. Big wigs and big butcher knives. Big wigs and big butchernives I thought, that's real funny I thought, that's so funny That's so funny That's so funny

That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny That's so funny Well the next day we decided to drive out to the edge of town

And I found the clowns And they were scary but I wasn't scared I got out of the car and I and one of them kind of gestured like a little bit like this you know and I went up to him and I said

like how did you how did you get to be this way get to be this way how did you get to be this way? Get to be this way? How did you get to be this way? And he said, you know, the world is a crazy place right now. We were just kind of fed up. We were just kind of fed up.

And, you know, the world is really messed up out there. It's like going to hell, you know? And finally, you know, we thought, why not do something about it? And we thought that what we could do was become clowns. And scare people, you know? And scare people, you know? And scare people, you know? And I said, well, how did you come out here?

How did this happen? How did all of you come out here? How did all of you come out here? How did all of you come out here? And he said, well, one day one of us showed up, and another day another one of us showed up, and pretty soon we had

a whole army. And if you want to join our movement, you can. You just go to the pharmacy. You get some makeup. You go to the wig shop and you get a wig. And you go to the dollar store and get a butcher knife. And then you come out here to the edge of town. And then you come out here to the edge of town. And that butcher knife And then you come out here to the edge of town And get a butcher knife

And then you come out here to the edge of town And get a butcher knife And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown

And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown And that's how you become a clown

And that's how you become a clown So anyway I did what he said. I did what he said. I did what he said. I did what he said. I did what he said. I clown. So anyway, I did what he said. I went home that day and I went to the pharmacy. I got the makeup. I went to the makeup. And then I went to the wig shop and I got a wig. And then I went to the wig shop. And then I went to the wig shop and I got a wig. And then I went to the dollar store and I got a butcher knife. And then, well, I was a clown. And I went out to the edge of town.

If you want to join our movement, you can. You just follow those steps. The world is crazy right now. It's really fucked up. The world is crazy right now. It's really fucked up. The world is crazy right now. You should really do something about it.

You should really do something about it. I know. You're standing around, you know, but like meanwhile, like people are everywhere are like becoming clowns and, you know, I just don't understand. You should really do it. You want to become a clown. That's how you become a clown. A C-L-O-W-N. Clown. C-L-O-W-N. Clown. W-N. Clown. W-N. WN clown I've been wanting to do this video for quite some time now. This is all for you.

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About your relaxation. About your relaxation. About your relaxation. But all about you. And about relaxation And about you falling asleep And about falling asleep All about you

It's always about you. It's always about you. About you. Too mean. Too rough. Too scary. That Maurice tape ended with some ASMR. Oh yeah. Well, it's all ASMR to me. All of it, huh?

You're just in a constant state of hypersensitivity. The doctor said the hair on my ears is the finest he's ever seen. What does that have to do with... okay i i get it now yeah i get it now are you gonna debate science dave no no here on my podcast i would never debate science with thank you um who what a weird thing to like pioneer by the way what debating science no asmr like having like a what was the first youtube channel that decided i'm just gonna like try to make your your hair stand up with little like little sounds they're freaks out there everybody's a freak i'm just gonna rub a comb in a microphone everybody's

a freak nowadays it's just such a weird listen i like weird shit too i keep to myself all right have some self-control back in my day there was lunars and that was like the weirdest thing you could ever think of i remember first hearing about lunars it still freaks me out what did they like the balloon so much for i don't know i don't understand how there's like such it's weird to me that somebody could be like so into such a specific fetish. It's not just one person. It's a whole bunch of people. There is a certain connection

your brain can make to make you like watching people sit on balloons. Then there's subcategories of hoping they will pop or not. Would you be a popper or a non-popper? Would you want it to come right to you? I know but I know you would like to be a non-popper

tell me more what else do you guess about me if you were a lunar would you guess that I would like to go right to the brink of poppin to the point where the color of the balloon is gone would I guess that. Would I guess that? Yeah.

I would definitely guess that. Survey said. You'd be right, brother. No shame in the game. Live your truth, Dave. But I don't know. I mean, what would I? Tell me mine, because I don't know mine.

Pop right away. Get on with your day. My God. mine pop right away get on with your day i like that it rhymes too like that's my like i say that that's how you remember pop right away get along with my day you know and you know what i say you know what dave dorn always says pop right away get on with your day no shame in that game all right you know what since it's just you and me i'm feeling very it's a very nice i'm gonna go a little i'm feeling like uh like i could go off the rails a little bit and just pick a whole new tape that i didn't even like plan on playing that's been on this shelf and it's it's going to be an odd choice but i think i want to do it i've been thinking about it a long time and I want to do it tonight.

Memories of Lake Navagabo. This is like... I'm thinking about it right now. It's like someone made a tape it's just some people... I remember Lake Navagabo very well. Well, I know you do. They do more.

This is like, I think it's supposed to be like local radio maybe or something like that just some people doing characters and I think maybe Tim Thornton is involved from suite 309 okay

not a funny number but we'll say it anyway okay okay Tiger Village is a project he does usually we only say funny numbers on the show but we'll let this one slide every once in a while I let one slide i almost did the third thing again i swear to god please please dave please do not clown me again this is how you become a clown by the way this

is al that whole tape you have to go to the edge of town too why would you go to the dollar store to buy a steak knife you can't buy it was a butcher knife yeah why would you go to the dollar store you can't find a knife butcher an animal with a with a knife from the dollar store to buy a steak knife? It was a butcher knife. Yeah, why would you go to the dollar store? You can't find a knife. You can't butcher an animal with a knife from the dollar store. I mean, this is for clowning purposes. This is how you become a clown. Let's just put this tape in, and I'm just going to press play.

And we'll just let this go for a little bit. Okay? It's kind of like an intermission from our humor. Oh, you're playing it right now? I'm going to play it right now. Hold on. Hold on. Haley, you're like you're doing these spontaneous things to me that I'm not prepared for. Am I scaring you? Should we do... I'll slow it down. Put it on. We're going to listen

to it while we talk. I'm going to pick the cotton off this razor blade. Okay, you can play it now. That's another one of my things. Let's listen to this a bit and see if it's funny. Okay, Dave? Okay. You ready?

Yep. I'm getting the crap out of him or something. What are you doing? Yeah. That's from chewing. That's from teeth, isn't it? I can see the marks. Are we on?

We're on. Are you staying busy? That's fine. Because I could have sworn we hired you to stay busy. So quit chewing on those things and get back to twisting knobs. Thank you. Anyway anyway that's great though but that was dewey anyway and everyone's just glad to see him well he's one of our interns actually because he is also he does daycare during the day he has a class and everything

and he teaches them noodle art and uh you know sticks that's we actually got him from the noodle art center of technology and it's just the leading scientist of noodle art it's a caboodle And, you know, sticks. We actually got him from the Noodle Art Center of Technology. And it's just the leading scientist of noodle art. It's a caboodle of noodles. And that was my joke when we went. Yep. I remember you wore those noodle pants. Are these our doppelgangers?

No, they're way funnier than we are. Obviously. If we didn't have to play all these tapes, I could be this funny. If I could really focus on my humor. I don't know. If we didn't have to play all these tapes, I could be this funny. If I could really focus on my humor. They look like hot dog buns or bananas to me. Anyways, okay. What are these bouncy noises?

What time is it? I'm doing okay. How are you doing? I'm hearing a voice. Hold on. How's my new dad? I don't know what he's saying. I can never understand.

Now, that's creepy. You might have stole that now. That's my character. I'm pretty sure you just turn up the pitch knob. Yeah, but I think this is from before this. I think this is from a few years ago. Hopefully they don't play tapes. We're in trouble.

It's one of those moments where I'm like, somebody stole my joke, and then I realize, nah, it's just low-hanging fruit, and everybody does it. Everyone does it, David. What, a high-pitched voice? Imagine getting kicked in the nards and not doing a high-pitched voice, David. Come on.

Why are you so nervous, Doug? What happened to you? How'd you die? I'm not supposed to be downbitch voice, Dave. Come on. Why are you so nervous, Doug? What happened to you? How'd you die? I'm not supposed to be down here. Something about clowns. I don't know what he's saying. Clowns again. What a theme.

Wow, you guys really brought it around. Huh. Okay, well, that's a good place to stop it. I always wanted to play that. And you know what I just did? So what is that called again? It's called, here, look at it. It's numbered 11 out of 10.

Memories of Lake Nabogato. I think there's some stuff on, spelled Nabogato or whatever. I think there's stuff on like YouTube. N-A-B-U-G-A-B-O. When I first heard it, I thought it was Tim and Eric. But it's, well, I guess it is Tim. Huh.

So I was right. You thought Tim and Eric sent us a cassette tape. No, I thought, Dave, I didn't think that. I thought someone else made it. But maybe. Maybe they were like, yeah, let's check out this podcast. It's pretty funny. Here's one guy and two stupid guys and some tapes. Let's check it out.

One guy's pretty cool. Alright. You want to play some other tapes now? Some real tapes. Oh yeah, I guess we actually have to do that. Some real fucking tapes, Dave. There's this pile of tapes over here that, see, Joe B was supposed to come over and play these tapes. I hope he doesn't flip. I heard this one Phono Ghost tape,

and I kind of want to play it just because it's really good. But I'm not going to cram Joe B's tape. Could you do that to him? No, I'm not going to do that to him. Maybe we should just play it. Let's play it. You want to play it? Because you know why?

I tweeted a picture of this tape, Sheldon, yesterday. You did, didn't you? I did, because it's fucking so nice. So yeah, let's play it. It is beautiful. Play it. Play it. Play it.

It's called Photons in Fashion, it's called. It came out on Phonolith. F-O-N-O-L-I-T-H. Phonolith. That's the name of the label? That's the name of the label? That's the name of the label. It's got this sort of like Keith Rankin-esque artwork on it. Uh-huh.

Keith Rankin Esquire? Keith Rankin Esquire. But the shell imprinting is like this... I want to say it's... Maybe it's like thermal imprinted. It's got this like... They had Space Force do that, I think. It's insane because

one side has a gradient to it. Well, explain what it is. It's not like... First of all, it's not like a sticker on there. No, it's definitely printed on there. It's definitely like... It's not like a full flooded print from the whole thing. It's like there's these abstract...

It's screened. It's silk screened, right? You think it's silk screened? I think so. I don't... I guess it would have to be. But there is like a gradient to it. That's the other thing.

Yeah, there's a gradient to it. It's amazing. Yeah. I don't know how they did it. Maybe it's like a thermal print or something. They should be forced to tell us how they did it. They should be forced to tell us. Yeah.

I wish I could describe it accurately, but just look at the tabs out Twitter, I guess, because I don't know how to describe it. It's like a cloud. It's like an abstract cloud. It's like an abstract, swirly cloud.

There's a, there's a, a juiciness to us, a flowing texture. There's a wispiness to it. And flowing texture. There's a wispiness to it. And it's gorgeous. The other side is like a dollop of shaving cream with some colored scoops out of it.

Yeah, it's almost like a Mr. Softee top of an ice cream cone. It's fucking insane. And then the artwork, hand me that J card. Yeah, this is like, what's that one famous painting with the dude with the acoustic guitar? Mona Lisa. The Mona Lisa? That's the chocolate pizza. The dude with the guitar? Yeah, there's

like a, it's like a... What is going on here? Oh, you put it this way. He's not standing up. He's laying on... Oh, okay. He's laying on his side. Look at that. Now look at that triangle, Dave. Wow, look at that. This is very suggestive. Oh, yeah, it's laying on its side. Look at that. Now look at that triangle, Dave. Whoa, look at that. This is very suggestive. Oh, yeah, it's very sexual. Look at the water flowing out of this Walkman.

Yeah, it's very airbrushy, sort of like Keith Rankin artwork. It looks like it's very neon, glowy. It looks like something that would, you know, I don't know, be on the cover of. It looks like it should glow in the dark. It's already glowing in the dark, basically. Yeah. Yeah.

It looks like it should glow in the dark even more. It's very nice. Do you know who Phono Ghost is? I don't know. I don't know how Phono Ghost is, but I wonder if they're associated with Phono, the label. I wonder if this is. I would have to say, yeah, oh, Dave. With a name like that?

I'm just making a wild guess. My guess is just wild. I'm a wild man sometimes. You are a wild man, man. Cool out. I close my eyes and I throw the dart and then I open to see where it lands. And where's it in the land, Dave?

Tell me where it's in the land. Well, sometimes it's bullseye, but nine times out of 10, it's a swing and a miss. Yeah? What do you think that says about your life, Dave? Well, I haven't really thought about that until now, and it's kind of sad. All right, and then I'm going to play, you're going to play this photo ghost. What do I want to play?

Where are my tapes? Here we go. Let's play this fucking weirdo. This is a weird one. This is real weird. Echo Lalia? Yeah. This is a weird one. This is real weird. Echo Lalia? Yeah. This artwork is something else.

It is. There is like a collage on the front. There is a hand-drawn angel and some clouds, but the angel is like, it's just a big meat flabby thing. A meatball's a meatball, a hamburger's a hamburger. And then there's like a heavy set What's the one character from Bob's Burgers

that is like Larry? Tina. Yeah, there's like a heavy set Tina with rockets on her shoes in the other cloud. I like that. I like how you're saying it. It's on Strategic Tape Reserve. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's a collaboration

between Suko Pyramid and Modus Pony. We've played a Modus Pony game before. I was gonna say I remember that name. It's a C-33 that came out in addition of 20, which is rather small, and I would assume... That's fine. That's fine. We have to think about the environment.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I owe... Dave, come on. I'm constantly thinking about the environment. Like, right now, I'm even thinking about it. I'm going on two cylinders, tapes and jokes on the one, out of the mouth, in the brain, deep back in the brain environment.

But it's a fucking... You know what it sounds like? There's a band called starbuck like this like easy listening band from like the 80s who fucking rip by the way they have a song called uh an easy listening band from the 80s called starbuck yeah they have a song called like moonlight delight or something like that are they like a common are they a popular like a one-hit wonder kind of thing or i i don't know okay i don't know i've never heard about them but this reminds me of a a fucked up version of that this uh this okay um i like i like what you say about the artwork you describe it very well

now it's it i can't tell though is the project echolalia and it's because the artist names are on the front oh really yes okay we'll see how whenever you put the whenever you put a word really big on the spine by itself i just assume that that is the name of the project me too that should be like you and you should standards we have to think about standards you have to think you have the metric system the gold standard and see how fucked up it is that we didn't do that on the band camp

it says buy everything's all fucked up a modus pony so that's what I'm going with okay okay god I love this artwork

did you see the cow on there I didn't see it where's the cow let me see and wait whoa check out Dave

peep you didn't the little critter spying over the mountain. Did you see him? With the tusk? The elephant tusk? Oh, no, I didn't see that. It's like a fly with an elephant. Not a tusk, but a trunk.

Trunk, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. Can you edit that out, Dave? Maybe it looks like a trunk when theunk, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. Ah, God, that feels so stupid. Can you edit that out, Dave? Maybe it looks like a trunk when the fly is that big. What's that called? The proboscis or whatever? The thing that comes out of the fly? I don't know. Out of its face?

Proboscis? Proboscis? I don't know. What's that called? You want to play these tapes, though? It's something like that. Yeah. Dave, let's play these fucking tapes, then. Okay. Slow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bye. I'm waiting for you, oh, it's coming I'm coming to you, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm waiting for you Bye. Oh, in the very power that I feel alive Oh, in the very power that I feel alive I'm not sure if I so in love with you We're not alone We're not alone

We're not alone We're not alone I'm sorry. Time, breathe Time, breathe Time, breathe Time, breathe Bread time Time Bread time Thank you. And all your dreams will become true And all your dreams will become true

But everything else will stay the same And all your dreams will become true Explore our own culture, but everything else will stay the same. guitar solo I dream in a dream Dreaming of a dream Dreaming of a dream I dream in a dream Dreaming of a fair I am dreaming Dreaming of a fair Dreaming of a fair Sandwiches with bacon

Running in the sun Your eyes Titting the mountain I will shine your eyes To turn mountains with a brave sound What was last? What was last? Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Your ghostly complaints, I'm laughing About another time, last night, tonight, again You, you, you tell me that there are rules

To everything that seems to be You, you, you tell me that there are rules And smiling to my co-worker like If I was trying to be a friend She's disoriented This is pretty, this is what pretty feel, it's just pretty feel Make it out of you, make it out of you It's just pretty feel, very far out of you Make it out of you, make it out of you Me's in, me's in you, me's in, me's in you

Make it out of you, make it out of you I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster, I'm a monster. You must go No one will tell me they have rules To a 36 to 4 If they're no very good for you I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy This one's for the best I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy Why do you smile like a sunken bird? Why do you smile like a sunken bird? Why do you smile like a sunken bird? Why do you smile like a sunken bird? Why do you smile like a sunken bird? Doing some clowning around.

Holy. Phono ghost. That's how you become a clown. Followed by Suko Pyramid and Modus Pony. That Phono Ghost tape was fucking tight. Crazy. And then the Suko Pyramid Modus Pony Jam was an oddball one. I really

enjoyed all of that. Mike, you picked some good stuff. Well, Dave, I'm not going to dispute you there. I'm messing around with this knob here. There we go. Got it. What do you need? A louder? I need it like I need it. I got a tape here

that I just pulled off the shelf. It's always almost made the cut. Or have we played this? I don't know. What is it? That mux tape on fucking, Jesus Christ, Unifactor. I didn't even know there was a mux tape on Unifactor.

You did not even know it? No. You're not plugged into the cassette community Dave Mike there are so much there's so much happening that it's just like Dave the cassette community man we talk about all the releases man come on

come on you don't know about the culture come on man cassette store day is coming up is it and a happy one to you yeah you too man come on man cassette store day is coming up is it? yeah man it is and a happy one to you yeah you too man good luck with the limited releases

and all the good stuff man 11-26 it comes around and then you know it's that day and then that's cassette store day slug net

11-26 slug net right? that's the name of the tape that's the date for cassette store day right 11-26 come on you know it slug net that's the name of this tape not going along with this sorry

that's the name of this tape dave slug net again i heard you for you said it four times slug net slug net you ever been on the slug net oh yeah big. I'm on dial-up, buddy. I know all about the Slugnet. Max Allison, also in The Goodwill Smith. Also, Hossu Mountain. Right? Yep. And also in Crazy Bread. Oh, yeah, which we played last episode.

With Riley Walker. Riley Walker. Riley Walker. Riley Walker. This one came out. I forget what else was in the batch with it. we played last episode with uh riley riley walker riley walker riley walker riley walker this one came out i forget what else was in the batch with it i'm looking on the shelf now trying to figure it out i want to say like i don't want to get it wrong and look dumb ah should i guess should i just guess no absolutely not ah what if i get it wrong i feel so stupid then people won't think i'm plugged in i'll think i'm like you, Dave. I'm stuck. That was the first cake boss of the night.

Congratulations. Dave, here are your three tapes you have left. Come on, man. Come on. That one really hurts my feelings. I want to speak to the manager. I do want to speak to the... It's so resonant.

Listen to it. It's like in a pipe. I don't want to listen to it. It's fascinating. This doesn't make me feel comfortable. I don't feel safe when I'm with you when you're doing that. Okay, so stop it. Is it my turn right now?

Yeah. All right, I'm going to play this tape by The Sheen. The Sheen? Charlie Sheen? Which one? I'm The Sheen. You're The Sheen. I'm The Sheen.

Like a sheen? I hope Emilio Estevez says that when he goes somewhere. I'm the fucking sheen, man. There should be a movie called The Sheen starting Emilio Estevez. It's about hair care products. Write it up. Write that up and have that for me tomorrow. We'll do it as a Netflix series.

We'll do it as a Netflix series. The movie should be called Trash Hazard. Trash Hazard? Yeah. Starring the sheen. Oh it as a netflix series the movie should be called trash hazard trash hazard yeah starring oh is that the name of the tape starring the sheen emilio estes i think it's a men at work spinoff is what you're talking about yeah exactly trash hazard yeah it's the one where it's just him though like they made it now and charlie sheen so what you're saying is you can't nail him down to a contract you can never nail him down what you're saying is you can't nail him down to a contract. You can never nail him down. What you're saying is you got a Men at Work spin-off. Not now. He's got tiger blood.

A Men at Work spin-off. Don't joke about that. A Men at Work. Wait, why can I not joke about that? A Men at Work spin-off. Right. Did I say something bad? Where it's a TV show on Netflix.

That's good, Dave. Write that up for me. Now, what is this? Who is the Sheen? The Sheen. Do you even know? And who put the Sheen out? Give me the information. Well, speaking of Riley Walker, Riley Reason

is on this tape. He plays guitar and some other stuff. This is a big group. There's like five people. Holy. It's a five piece. How do you fit all those people in one room? That's a lot of people. You know, I have no clue.

That's an orchestra, I think, at that point. Yeah, at what point does it become an orchestra? Five. It goes from like a quartet to a what? What's after that? Quintet? Yeah. And then sextet?

I don't know what they do. What? No way. No way. Mike, do you want to start then sextet? I don't know what they mean. What? No way. No way. Mike, do you want to start a sextet with me? Oh, whoa. Come on, Dave. That's the chocolate pizza.

Yeah, at what point does it become an ensemble? At what point does it become a sextet? An ensemble? Or can an ensemble just be any number of people? No, you would need for an ensemble you think there's an answer for this I don't know how many is an ensemble

how many is an ensemble is a dog's brain good are you looking up right now what are you looking up a symphony orchestra is an ensemble usually comprising at least 30 musicians. But that's just a symphony.

A symphony can be an ensemble of at least 30 musicians. The number of players is typically between 50 and 95 may exceed 100. But that's a symphony what about an ensemble an ensemble is just a coordinated outfit or a costume like what are you doing in that ensemble

it is a costume too yeah it's just like yeah it's just a group but it's just a group okay well what is 69 what makes what is one that we're, you would be in a symphony orchestra. If it was 69. Of course. It's a symphony. I just don't do culture, man. It's just not me. Yeah.

I had the New Yorker. I had a subscription to the New Yorker, and I just kept moving on. I just looked at the covers. Great covers. Excellent illustration. You know what I like? Is it Ben Garrison? Is that his name?

Who does the drawings? He does good ones, man. All right right so we're just doing these two the sheen and uh puts a lot of thought into it the mucks the mucks that's not how you say it is it mucks yeah is that's not how you say it nah i don't think so how do you say it i i tend just not i tend to not say it at all i stay away from it's a problem you know it's one of those things where it's like i don't know what the language is. I'm not going to say anything. Oh, I thought it was just a made up... No, no, no, it is.

I mean, okay. Yeah, but I just don't know how to say it. I just assumed it was mucks. And then the sheen. You ready? Yep. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. The so so Thank you. so I'm going to go get some food. guitar solo We'll be right back. electric guitar solo guitar solo electric guitar solo electric guitar solo There it is.

Holy. Some rock and roll, Dave. It's a rock. That was a true rock block. We could probably get that certified. Certified rock block? Yeah, we could probably get Tabitha Lasord certified that, man. It's a rock block.

I could frame that. She's the one that certified. It's a rock block. I can frame that. She's the one that certifies? She's one of the people who can. A few people can. Kurt Loder probably still can. The spin doctors can. Is that kind of like being a notary? Yeah, yeah, you can.

Like some of the blowfish can do it too. Okay. Yeah, because you can just pay a fee and you just do it. And that muck slug net, that was one of the tamer part of that tape. It gets wacky. They crumbled up that bag a little bit more.

Sorry. That's fine. Those were good. Those are good chocolate chip cookies. They were. If you're listening. Going after the crumbs. Yeah, and you're worried about that,

just think maybe you're just jealous of the cookies Dave's got. All kinds of sugar. Yeah, man. So here's the problem that we have, Dave. What's that? We're coming across a cassette problem. Every once in a while when you're in this culture, you come across a problem or two.

Like when we're running out? No, that's not a problem. Don't worry about it. That's a blessing, Dave. Come on. There's only two tapes left, and you brought them both. Oh, so you're going to have to sit this one out, are you?

You're mad dogging me. You're taking my throne. You pee on my leg? I'm so alpha, I wasn't even trying. You are so alpha. You are, by the way, so alpha. Sometimes I'll just be thinking about how alpha you are by the way so alpha like sometimes i'll just be thinking about how alpha you are like i can't i can't take it i'm like i'm such a so glad i know him

just so glad he he lets me hang around with him yeah you're in the beta like you're in the pack buddy it's a beta like me what are we doing well you got two tapes they're in front of you right oh you want me to play these two tapes you're're going to sit this one out? Yeah, man. You know what? Rolling on your back, showing your belly. Bruce Lee knew when to no, I will not take this life. I know when to

sit back and say, you're strong enough, Mike. He can do this and it won't even matter. Dave's nothing. I'm going to play two tapes. Everyone cares. Because Mike is sitting this one out because I asked him to. Don't bring it up. I'm gonna play two tapes Cause Mike is sitting this one out Cause I asked him to I'm gonna play this Aether Jag tape

A-E-T-H-E-R That's what you are That sounds like a big diss like in Canada Tape's called the Universal Veil Ooh What does that mean? That could be scary It could be scary It's called the Universal Veil. Ooh. What does that mean? That could be scary.

It could be. That could be scary. It could be scary. It could be comforting. Universal Veil. Yeah, like Universal Veil. Like you're just, you're in it. You're in like an infinite vacuum and you just curl up with a Universal Veil.

Curl up with my Grishams. Or it could be like a Universal Veil. matter no matter what yeah no matter what you're not going to be able to see it because it's universal it's universal and that's very scary it is very scary this is on hot releases correct yes sir i don't know much about this label they sent us a package not long ago and it's i've been really enjoying all of it it's a very fine label yeah this is uh this is my introduction to the label this tape i haven't heard anything else we played something it's got some very interesting artwork it's almost like a collage of images that were taken from a green screen that was kind of cheap from public access or something like that.

Like the person was kind of wearing green when they were in front of it? Yeah, like they cut out a bunch of that. Oh, that's really bad. That's really bad. Wow, look at that. Yeah. You got to try hard to make it that bad, right?

The cutting, even the cutting was done with safety scissors. The inside of the J card kind of reminds me, you remember that label D'Artagnan? Yeah. Kind of reminds me of that kind of collage work. Almost like a Pollock but done on like MS paint.

Yeah, that's the best kind. I feel like this, they didn't even use scissors to cut this. I think they put it at the edge of a table and just ripped it. You know, it's so like... They just creased it. They folded it over like four or five times just to get it so that when they pulled on it,

it would rip. And look at the ink cracking on there. Yeah. Well, that's a paper quality thing. Yeah, you should have consulted me first, to be quite honest. Yeah, Mike's a paper guy. I'm a little bit of a paper head.

I could have gave you some tips. My hot tips. I like it quite honest. I'm a little bit of a paperhead. I could have given you some tips. My hot tips. I like it, though. I'm excited to listen to it. I'm open to anything. I'm a 90s man. I really like the white Norelco with the

red shell. It's like a candy cane. It's beautiful. It is. It's very nice. and then what are you going to play what are you going to take the whole show out on episode 132 do a good cause we started off with a dolly we started off with a dolly Dave

so how are you going to bring it around how are you going to connect that I want this podcast to have a little bit of cohesion like a glue that binds it so what do you got? I know all about glue. And I know a lot about music. You do.

And when you combine those two schools of knowledge, you come up with yes. And I'm going to play some yes. Are you really? I'm going to play some yes. You are, Joe. See, I'm going to do it. An ancient genre.

It's an ancient genre of yes. It's a timeless. Tim jazz. It's a timeless. Timeless. It's a timeless endeavor. When cavemen first blew into seashells, jazz was born. Oh, yeah. It's an ancient art form. It is.

It can be rude because no one's letting anyone know what they're doing. I'm just going to tell you. Okay, so we're going to play the shown for cotties tape, I think is how you say it. Oh, yeah. My grandma used to make shown for cotties. Oh, yeah. Very good. They're those Italian cookies that look like dollops of, they look like dollops of like

ricotta cheese on a pizza and they don't taste like anything. Those are the shown for cotties. But it's not pizza. They're strictly for old ladies. No dessert. Pizza and cajon. Leave me don't taste like anything. Those are the show. But it's not pizza. They're strictly for old ladies. No dessert pizza on Cazon. Leave me alone. I like this. This is on Time Suck, right?

Yes. Tape's called Feral Dog Mother. Feral Dog Mother. And Mike, I'm just going to say this tape's got some legs on it. This J card's got some legs on it, rather. You want to see? I'm going to unfold it. Let me guess.

Hold on. I'm going to unfold it and you tell me when to stop. You know how like on The Price is Right where the guy's going up the mountain and you gotta guess? Should I try to find that thing? What is it called? Just look up Price is Right Mountain Hiker. Mountain Hiker? Mountain Climber? You think they got Mountain Climber audio only?

Yeah, probably. Okay, you ready? Let's start. Okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Okay. ready let's start okay hold on wait wait wait wait hold on okay go ahead okay so I'm gonna start unfolding this jay card and you tell me when to stop

that's three keep going Bob four I'm gonna keep going Bob five keep going Bob you sure you wanna keep going I'm gonna keep going Bob six one more you missed it I'm going to keep going. Six. One more. You missed it. That's a little more devastating than we want. That's a lighthearted family show.

I'm sorry. I don't want to promote violence. I'm a bit of a pacifist. Hand that over. That's huge. As you said, it has legs on it. And if it does, I think it's going to run out of this room. This is a 12-panel J-card, my friend.

Holy. I didn't even know they went that high. They are all individual, very important pieces of maybe colored pencil artwork. But it's not pizza. Kind of abstract. But it's not pizza. I would say abstract. But this one right here,

Mike, what's the first thing you think of when you look at this particular metaphor? Butter testicles or something gross, something pubic. Yeah, it looks like... Something gross, something sexual. Sexy romance. Like a romance sexual.

Give me it. Give me it. It's like a stick of butter sprinkling flies on a butt sack. It is. What is it really? Turn it upside down.

Maybe it's upside down. Oh, it's just balloons. It's art now. Yeah, it's just three balloons. I get it now, too. I used to not get it. I used to think butt and stuff like that. Every panel is a different color.

It's gorgeous. Yeah, it's really something What's the message here though What language is this All these different doodles Who did this artwork There's something on the inside It could tell you

There's some text in there somewhere All songs performed and recorded By Sean Furcoats Over some evenings In the living room Chicago, Illinois Is it Sean Furcadies or shown fur coats? I said fur coats.

Fur coats. Shown fur coats. Furgotties, I would say. But the bit there was fur coats. Shown fur coats. There's a bunch. Oh, okay. There's people in here.

Drawings by Carl. There's people in there? Drawings by Carl. Let them out. It's just drawings by Carl. Of course. I'd buy it. Which one's your favorite?

I like the one that we talked about the best. The butt one? With the pubics and the butt and stuff? Can I keep that one? The staircase one is kind of nice too. It kind of reminds me of Castlevania. Turn it over. The purple one? Turn it over. No. Face the other way. Left or right side. Which one?

Far right. This one? Yep. I like that one. With the floating staircases. That's scary scary that's very scary i wouldn't sleep at night with that in my room i can't believe you i can't believe you can handle this i can't believe you rolled that whole thing up so quickly that's one of the skills i learned it's pretty good hand me the norelco case you gotta order special order a larger norelco case for j card this big got an ass on it it This is just standard Norelco we got here. Yeah, I know. Standard. It slides right in.

Yeah, well. Kind of tight. It feels tight. But that's an appropriate stock. See, they chose an appropriate paper stock. It tastes like Gorgonzola. Alright, well, you ready to end this? Dave, it's been nice having just me and you, buddy. It's just me and you. Joby is,

you know, he's going to flip. What is he doing again? Manafort. He's cooperating with Manafort. I hope he doesn't bring our whole operation down. I don't want to get into it. Yeah, don't talk about it. My doctor said I shouldn't talk about it. Joby didn't do anything wrong.

He's going to tell the truth. No collusion. Actually, we didn't do anything wrong. No, I didn't hump anyone. Full stop stop that's what he said that's that's that's what my opinion is is what he said are you ready yep all right Thank you. I'm always dreaming When I lie down, I love my own world, which will be alive tonight. Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. piano plays softly Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.