Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #133 | 10.10.18

Episode Date: October 14, 2018

Dimitar Dodovski, Ebauche, Bedroom, Proven Recording, Fitness Instruktör, The Tuesday Night Machines, Emerging Industries of Wuppertal, Nick Hoffman, Smith Comma John, Jarvis Probes, Jardín, Life ...Education, and German Army.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.
Starting point is 00:00:16 We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear him on like, we're going to play some cassette. They're like years later.
Starting point is 00:00:32 We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Oh, I was just looking for the number of the episode. I was so close. Tabs out.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Cassette podcast. Tabs Out. Cassette Podcast. Tabs Out. Tabs Out. Episode number 133, right? Or is it 34? That's correct. I got it, and I knew I would. I'm Mike.
Starting point is 00:00:55 I'm Joe. I'm Dave. And we are back. Joe, it's been a while. When was it been a while? It has been a while. I'm working on my radio voice. How's that? It's all right. How's that? I don It has been a while. I'm working on my radio voice. How's that?
Starting point is 00:01:05 It's all right. How's that? I don't have a good one. I can't go deeper. Maybe I just add some bass. Yeah. Go ahead. Give yourself some bass, man.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Add a little bass. I'm Dave. There we go. That's good. There we go. I'm just going to go all bass like this. There we go. Like an AM radio host.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yeah. That's pretty good. It sounded like way in the background now. No, I like it. Do you want to also? You're in the booth. I was going to say. Yeah, exactly. Like I'm in the background now no I like it do you want to also I was going to say exactly like I'm in the booth alright who wants to play some cassette tapes
Starting point is 00:01:36 Joe I was going to say you haven't been here quite some time can you turn it off you didn't know go all the way up. I'm just going to do all highs. That kind of hurts. Yeah, it does hurt.
Starting point is 00:01:51 You hate mouth sounds. I'm against it. All mids. I'm calling in. Ground control. We got Dave on the phone. Sorry, I couldn't be there tonight, guys. Yeah, Dave, where are you tonight? I'm in the shit. You're in the shit? Sorry, I couldn't be there tonight, guys.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah, Dave, where are you tonight? I'm in the shit. You're in the shit? Yeah, I got called out. Oh, man. I'm active duty, so. I've been trying to say this now. You keep cutting me off with your bits.
Starting point is 00:02:23 You didn't even know what that new shoe was from that doll. So do you know about that doll back there? The doll tape? I don't know about the doll tape. What if I do mids and a pitch up? There we go. There's my radio. There's a good radio voice.
Starting point is 00:02:34 I'm in the pocket now. All right. It started over. That's a radio term. I'm in the pocket. All right. Well, introduce the show. Introduce the show. Babs out.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Episode number 133. 133. You notice we always do that? We always do that. We're like, 133. And then somebody goes, 133. 133. You notice we always do that? We always do that. We're like, 133, and then somebody goes, 133. That's the number, huh? Can you just pick a special one and stay with it?
Starting point is 00:02:56 I'm getting legit angry. I'm going to do the pan and back and forth. This is a test to see which one of our... I'm a pan pizza. You're a pan pizza. I was just going to say, like, enough. Let's play some tapes.
Starting point is 00:03:12 But, like, why? Why are we rushing to it? That is good. It's probably your least favorite part of the show. You want me to go first? Yeah, Joe, you go first. I've changed my mind. Oh, Mike's changed his mind. I was just trying to move things along. No, let to go first? Yeah, Joe, you go first. I changed my mind. Oh, Mike's changed his mind.
Starting point is 00:03:26 I was just trying to move things along. No, let Joe go first. You're shaking some fiber, Dave. I'll play this Dimitar Dadofsky Paleo Pop. Paleo Pop? Which is like a new diet.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Oh yeah, you did that for a while, right? I did that for a little bit, yeah. What is it? That's how I got strong. You only eat what Kayven eat while listening to pop music. That's what you work out to. Let me see it. This is on Become Eternal.
Starting point is 00:03:56 It's got a nice little fade on the back. That's the duck label, right? The duck label? Yeah, isn't there a label where we can't figure out why they have a duck as a logo? I don't think that's Become Eternal, is it? I think it is, right? We got a sticker. We got a sticker of what?
Starting point is 00:04:10 A duck man with a coffee mug, right? Yeah, but that was Become Eternal. It was? Let me go to Become Eternal's website. You don't remember that? You don't remember the duck at all? I don't remember the duck at all. You don't remember the duck man?
Starting point is 00:04:20 I'm going to tell you right now, as I'm looking at becomeeternal.com, it says Coffee Head Duck Artist from Washington, D.C. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's him. Is it a different Become Eternal? Did you say Coffee and Duck Artist? It said Coffee Head Duck Artist. Coffee Head Duck Artist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Oh, look at this website. I'm more confused. I'm more confused. Look at this. It's got a Netscape screenshot from the 90s. It looks real nice. Where's the logo? The coffee man. I'm looking for. Look at this. It's got a Netscape screenshot from the 90s. It looks real nice. Where's the logo? The coffee man.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I'm looking for it right now. Oh, they put up that Moomaw tape. Remember, you played that. We couldn't figure out what the hell it was. That's what I call my grandma. Yeah. Yeah. We're talking about Joe's Moomaw.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Moomaw. We talk about Joe's Moomaw. Oh, that Paladin tape that you played? Paladin 3? Oh, okay. Yeah, so we all know the label, but there's a dispute about the duck still. What the fuck is this? I'm in if it says...
Starting point is 00:05:10 Well, it's trademarked animals, so you can... I forgot to do that, and I just did. No, that's... Have you never seen my How I Trigger My Sound Effects? No, I never have. That's nice. Thank you. This is a nice little cover.
Starting point is 00:05:29 This is like a Trapper Keeper. It does look like Trapper Keeper. This is very nice. I like these shells that, like, maybe they, like, just ran out of plastic down at the plant. So they're just a little thinner than normal. Do you see what I'm saying? You can see through them. They didn't do the full plastic.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Full plastic. I always go full plastic. Hey, look, it's so loose, the tape's just falling out. Yeah, I know, what the fuck. About five. Alright, Davey boy, what do you want to play after this? Think about it.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Use your noggin. What's the show playing again? No one knows. Dimitar. It's a mystery. Duffala. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:10 How do you say that? It sounds like a collusion name. Like somebody would collude with it. Dadofsky? Yeah. Dimitar Dadofsky.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I don't want to get too off track, but do you guys think there was any collusion? I'm a big Trump head now, so no. You say no.
Starting point is 00:06:24 What do you think? No way. Prove it. I don't want to talk about that right now. Well, all I have You say no. What do you think? No way. Prove it. I don't want to talk about that right now. Well, all I have to say is even though it's not illegal. Right. Exactly. Look at the law dictionary.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Look at the law dictionary. It's no big deal. It says no big deal. I think collusion is Greek for no big deal. That's why they make that. They put it. It's like cultured yogurt. You know, like if you understand the root word.
Starting point is 00:06:42 What are you playing, Dave? E-bouch. E-bouch. Yes. We had a bad case of E-bouch last year. Did you? You can't drink the water down there, man. Down where? Under. Southern Delaware. I'm going to play it's on Cosmic Winnetou. Is that true?
Starting point is 00:06:57 You can't? No, no. Why? You need to drink bottled water or boil it. You'll get E-bouch. You need to buy bottled water and boil it? Yeah. Like in the bottle? You just throw the bottle into a cauld. You need to buy bottled water and boil it? Yeah. Like in the bottle? Yes. You just throw the bottle into a cauldron? Cannot buy bottled water in southern Delaware. It's illegal.
Starting point is 00:07:11 No, it's not illegal. State laws are crazy. You'll get e-bouch. You think it's e-bouch? You don't think it's like e-balk? It could be. E-B-A-U-C-H-E. Ooh, with the E though.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Which one? The one in the front or the one Ooh, with the E, though. Which one? The one in the front or the one in the back? Both of these. Which one really gets you going? Formic syntax on Cosmic Winnetou, correct? Correct. There's a lot I probably don't know how to say about this tape. Where does anybody say it?
Starting point is 00:07:38 Oh, let's see. They hide it. I say ebosh. You say it again? Ebosh. The culture and the way you say the words. Oh, my God. I think Joe's right.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Joe. I'm a big word guy. Red peppers on top. I'm into words. Donald Trump. Tell me about how you... President Donald Trump, POTUS, Donald Trump. I'm glad you specified, because I actually was going to ask which one.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Why are you all spiffied up right now? Are you trying to impress us? I just had a button-up. Is that why you haven't been... No, the hair is different. Well, I got a haircut over the weekend. Where did you go? Walk me through the process.
Starting point is 00:08:15 What kind of place did you go to? I was at a mini tattoo convention. There was guys cutting hair at the end of the day. They were cutting hair at the tattoo convention? Yeah. What if the hair gets in the ink? They keep them separate, Mike. Yeah, it's separate.
Starting point is 00:08:26 God. There was enough space. Was there a mesh up? Did they have a mesh between? No. They're not like... It's a man's... You know, with the clippers.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Did they give you a... They did a little razor stuff. He did a little razor stuff. Yeah. I really liked your banner. Oh, my bad. Turn three? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Did you get a hot towel at the end? You know what? He didn't do a hot towel. What a joke. Son of a bitch. Okay, what are you playing? Ebosh. Ebosh.
Starting point is 00:08:53 That's what we settled on? Yeah, the famous painter. Ebosh. Ebosh. Hand me it. I want to see it. I gave it to you. He does landscape.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Let me see. He does landscape. I like painters that paint in... This one called Poppyfield. I can't remember what the other format is. It's not landscape. It's... What's the tall one?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Portrait. Portrait. I like portrait painters. Oh, that is something. It's the tall one. I know. Tall landscapes. Tall landscapes.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Cityscapes? This looks like a lawnmower man on the front. Ooh. That's like old virtual reality. That is old virtual reality. Like a ball blasting through glass. That's tight. That'd give me nightmares.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Thank you. David Buster's on the original old one. Looks real bad. You boys remember Bedroom? I remember Bedroom. Michael Cho? Michael Cho, yeah. Michael, was it Chow or Cho?
Starting point is 00:09:45 I don't know. C-H-A- yeah. Michael, was it Chow or Cho? I don't know. C-H-A-U? Do you got to split hairs with fucking everything? I just didn't know. Come on, be my special boys. Don't yell at me. Why you don't hang out for so long that you show up and you yell at me? You're supposed to be my precious boys and treat me good.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Come on. Treat me good. I'm just razzing. Don't take this. This is the only time I get to hang out with you boys. Don't treat me bad. Bedroom. Bedroom. I like the bedroom tapes I have. Michael Chow or Cho, who knows? Is it C-H-O or C-H-O-W?
Starting point is 00:10:23 Come on, Dave. I don't think Joe remembers what that sound is. Oh, that weird mouth sound you made. I forgot. C-H-A-U. Oh, you threw a whole wrench into it. I know. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I don't want to get sidetracked again, but what is this ring you're wearing? Oh, hell, I have this ring. I wear it sometimes. Who are you anymore? Who am I? Who are you anymore? Fancy. You are fancy, Joe. The problem is I wear it sometimes Who are you anymore? Who are you anymore? You wear a fancy jacket
Starting point is 00:10:47 The problem is I wear it and then at work I put it in my drawer In your underwear? And then I always forget to grab it again Mike, you've got a fucking gold tooth Let me see it in person again It's stunning Yeah, well I'm a man of class A little flashy
Starting point is 00:11:03 I don't think it's that flashy. No? Because you know why? Here's my smile. A little bougie, too. Oh, yeah. So you are leaving soon. A little stuck up and bougie.
Starting point is 00:11:13 No, I love it. I wish I could do a front. I might just do it. Have them pull one out just to put a gold one in. Nothing wrong with it. That's what I did. I just had them pull it out. Bedroom.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I haven't heard much from bedroom in a while. I know. Yeah, I was going to say. You used to put out a bunch of stuff on Tranquility and a lot of stuff maybe like seven or eight years ago. Actually, it was on the first Tabs Out tape. Our Tabs Out subscription series tape. That after room tape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Which is like roped off afterlife and bedroom. And if you get real clever with it, you put those words together. That's what I did. But this is a tape called Moons that came out on... Here's another fucking word I can't say. What is it?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Yeah, you do it. Joe's like that. Where's that? On the side. F-L-U-E-R-E. I can't even see it. Joe's like that. Where is it at? On the side. F-L-U-E-R-E. I can't even see it. F-L-U-E-R-E. I have to see words to be able to...
Starting point is 00:12:11 Visual learner. Yeah, you're one of those new math kids. I don't know. Flore? I bet it's really easy. Dave, what is it? Flure? Flure?
Starting point is 00:12:22 Fuck cares. Flure tapes over 12. Honestly, who cares? It's a good tape. However you say that word.
Starting point is 00:12:29 It's on the cover. Rocks? We should get stuff from the ocean. You think we should get to the
Starting point is 00:12:33 tapes? You want to just skip the tapes tonight? Okay, yeah, I agree with Dave. I think as a cassette podcast, I
Starting point is 00:12:42 think it's only fair that we play some of the tapes. I think we do that. All right, go ahead. Fine. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so
Starting point is 00:26:31 oh so oh so so so I love you. so StSq3 3.30 LSp4 2.70 Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. My baby boy. We're back. Dimitar Dodofsky. You didn't say it. Evosh and Bedroom. Dimitar Dodofsky.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Yeah. Yeah. Words. That's cool. Yeah, that bedroom tape. It's good. Yeah. Slaps. Slaps. Am I using that correctly? I don't yeah. Yeah. Words. That's cool. Yeah, that bedroom tape. It's good. Yeah. Slaps.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Slaps. Am I using that correctly? I don't know. I think so. Sounds like it. Thanks. I'm a little hip. You know?
Starting point is 00:32:13 A lot of piano stuff in that. Did he play piano in his other tapes? I don't know if I heard any piano. Not on that track. There's other tracks. Okay. Trust me. Listen, I'm a bit of a cassette fanatic, so I think I know this shit.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Alright. Do you want to do the same order? Sure. Or should we just get wild? Or should we get wild and just change it up? Change it up. I like to change it up. You want to change it up? Just switch positions. Tell me a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Just tell me one more thing. Nope. Keep me waiting. You know how to more thing. Nope. Keep me waiting. You know how to get to my heart. Keep me waiting. It's almost like the waiting is like... Part of it. All right, Dave, speaking of part of it,
Starting point is 00:32:55 stop playing that sound. And I'm being serious. I don't want you to play that sound anymore. Why? Because I don't like it. And it makes me want to... I can feel it when you... I like it. I feel like I'm being clowned when you do it. And I just don't like it. Just don't like it and it makes me want to I can feel it when you I like it
Starting point is 00:33:05 I feel like I'm being clowned when you do it and I just don't like it just don't do it just don't make fun of me I'm a precious boy alright Dave I'm a precious boy
Starting point is 00:33:14 I am a precious boy Dave can play Dave can go first you want me to go first yeah play a tape man well Haley how about we go together there you go
Starting point is 00:33:22 what's that mean it means why don't we... Does it mean you're going... Oh, I know. Why don't we do a block? Okay. Okay, yeah. But then Joe can still go.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Joe can still go too, yeah. Or do you want to do two yourself next time? I'm trying to set this up. I'm trying to set it up. I'm loving you. Pip into Jordan over here. Pip into Jordan. Go for it, brother. Go for it, Dave. set this up. I'm trying to set it up. I'm loving you. Pippin and Jordan over here. Pippin and Jordan. Go for it, brother.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Go for it. Set it up and then Joe will go. On strategic tape reserve. Oh, I can do that too. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. So here's what we'll do. You describe your tape.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I'll describe my tape. And then Joe will tell us who did a better job. Say who's a better boy, right, Joe? Better boy. Right, Joe? A better boy? Right, Joe? So I'm going to play this tape. And I don't know. Emerging Industries of Whopper Tom.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Oh, yeah. I was reading Forbes magazine list. Joe, I called you up about that article. What? You know who's responsible for that? For what? The T-Man. For the rise in industry.
Starting point is 00:34:28 You're calling him the T-Man now? Yeah. Give him a chance. We get it, Joe. I know. We get it. It's fun, though. I agree on this side. Traditions from a vestigial intranet. What is the difference between the internet and the intranet?
Starting point is 00:34:44 I used to know this. Oh, really? It's a series of tubes. It's a series of tubes. It's very complicated. I don't want to get into it. This definitely looks like it was found in a series of tubes. I love this label. This is some somebody's
Starting point is 00:35:04 screen in Hackers or something. The movie Hackers? Yeah. It's like on some screen in the background. Yeah, man, I love it. Just an eyeball for some reason. A bunch of scrolling text and an eyeball. And it's like installing worms.
Starting point is 00:35:15 The bars run across. Which don't do, by the way. We joke a lot about computer worms on this show, but don't download free computer worms. No, no, you don't want those. They're hard to get rid of. Strategic Tape Reserve, I believe, are they from Sweden or something like that?
Starting point is 00:35:34 We come from France. Good foreigner joke, Joe. Really give it to them. Really give it to other countries, right? So this is what we call a Swiss dot. Oh, good one. I'm surfing Germany.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Germany. It's a lizard. I was going to say good country too, but I don't know. It had a slip up a little while back. I know. I've forgiven them. They did have a few slip-ups. I'm going to show you how to do a naked cake.
Starting point is 00:36:12 They just put out a... That's no frosting, right? What, a naked cake? Yeah. What is a naked cake? It's very... I think it's like... No, it's not erotic.
Starting point is 00:36:21 No, yeah. It's shaped like a penis. Not a hard one, though. No, it's flaccid as hell. Yeah. The cake's not even cooked. It's not erotic. No, yeah, it's shaped like a penis. Not a hard one, though. No, it's flaccid as hell. The cake's not even cooked. It's just cake batter. It's called a ding-dong. Smoking these meats.
Starting point is 00:36:33 They just put out a comp. Smoking these meats. Called these carbon composite pulls are made for walking. Sweet Baby Ray's. Sweet Baby Ray's is very good. What's Baby Ray's? Sweet Baby Ray's. Is that a barbecue place?
Starting point is 00:36:52 Smoking these meats. Oh, yeah, smoking meats. Genuine Nordic walking music. What? Do you do that? That sounds sketchy. Nordic walking music? Yeah, this tape's from Germany.
Starting point is 00:37:05 I see what you're getting at. I see what you're getting at. I don't know what Nordic walking... I think you use, obviously, carbon composite poles. I don't know if you're going off-road, if you're staying on a trail. I don't think you're on a trail, Moza. You think you're on a trail?
Starting point is 00:37:19 You're not going in the woods. No, no. You can't go through brush with those. You're going to mess up the tips. The tips of the poles? Yeah. You don't think you can use it to clear brush?
Starting point is 00:37:30 Well, then, no. You don't do that? No. It's improper. I don't see why. It's improper. This tape came with this. Oh, a sweatband.
Starting point is 00:37:39 It's a custom sweatband with a strategic tape reserve logo on it. You tried it on already? Yeah, I tried the shit on it. You take everything around on your head. But I guess they're supposed to be tight, right? They're supposed to be real tight. I've never really understood that because, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Oh, you put it on your arm. Oh, well. I've done a little bit of working out. Not a lot. What kind of stuff are you doing? You know, walking, running, stuff like that. Not now. I've done before.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Okay. But I've never felt like that my wrists get especially sweaty. I think you use it to wipe your forehead? Yeah, I think I've seen it before. But then what's the band on your forehead for? Well, I'll explain it to you. Because you wear it, that's for wiping your wrists off. No, I'll explain it to you.
Starting point is 00:38:16 I've never seen someone with just one. Well, before they could make the bands big enough to fit around the head, at the time the machines only made them big enough for your wrist, so you had to do that. Okay. But then they probably made, like, after the war, they made machines. I could see that.
Starting point is 00:38:31 That would make sense. You wipe in the war. After the war, yeah. I kind of wish that they made us a very special version that came with the poles. So I'm looking forward to that. I wonder how many, I guess they got, what's the edition of this tape?
Starting point is 00:38:50 35. I only got 35 of those. I could have made this for you, by the way. Get in touch. C53. Fitness Instructor. Qualchin. Modus Pony. Emergency Industries of Wuppertal. Emerging Industries, yeah. Emerging Industries of Wuppertal. Emerging Industries, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Emerging Industries of Wuppertal. Suko Pyramid. I'm going to play... There's a bunch of tracks from Fitness Instructor. I'm going to play one of those and the Tuesday Night Machines. That's one. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
Starting point is 00:39:22 It's a sound we've all grown familiar with in the recent years. Oh, yeah? On tiny pebbled paths, encircling some lesser scloss and purpose-built concrete causeways through the black earth, spargo fields of Rhineland faults, these carbon composite poles propel us on a steady march as Nordic walking progresses further, and indeed, further into the very essence of what we believe ourselves to be. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:39:48 That's obviously what our position is. Strategic Tape Reserve Active, a sports music subsidiary of STR Holdings, has set out to prevent people from ever asking that question again. I skipped a bunch, so you missed the question. By providing music inspired by the stunningly influential Jock Jam series that came out in the 20th century.
Starting point is 00:40:11 All right. I like that. I like the old dude walking on the cover, too. So you walk on, like, gravelly paths and stones and stuff with carbon composite poles, and this is the kind of shit you listen to when you do it. That's wild. Like, heavy-duty poles for just light walking on pebbles you do it. That's wild. Like heavy duty poles for just
Starting point is 00:40:26 light walking on pebbles. Carbon fiber? That's like serious shit, right? Yeah, but you're... What's something like the space shuttle? It's very light. That is what we made the space shuttle out of. Very light and sturdy. I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm making stuff up. This is wild.
Starting point is 00:40:41 I thought we were outsiders because of the noise. You could just use a stick. But this guy's walking with these sticks. They're selling sticks to you. You know, you got to use the carbon fiber. Joby, what do you got? Well, first of all, who do you think did a better job? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I'll have to listen to it again. Holy goddamn concrete! All right. What are you going to play? It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. Smoking these meats. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. I guess I'll play this proven recording
Starting point is 00:41:13 dubs volume one. I got a lot of questions about this one. No, I don't have the answers. I know, man. It's confusing to the point that it's almost scary. There's nothing on here. It's confusing because it says proven recordings. Dave, I say proven recordings to you.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Even though I know you're dumb, so the sample size is going to be way off here. What do you think that is on the tape? That's what? The leader. The leader. The label. The label.
Starting point is 00:41:42 The leader. No, Dave, hold on. Proven recordings. Oh, I thought you meant on the physical tape. No. Part of the tape. I knew he No, Dave, hold on. Proven Recordings. Oh, I thought you meant on the physical tape. No. I knew he was going to be this dumb. Joe, Proven Recordings. That seems like it's the label.
Starting point is 00:41:53 But I think it's the goddamn... Show us a little? I think it's the goddamn project name. I think it's the project name, too. I looked it up a little bit. I think it's this Colin fella. Colin Leganus or something like that. Or not.
Starting point is 00:42:08 And I also think it's either self-released or not. Or not. Because there's something called Hoss Records and I see it on that with a different cover. Oh, all right. Toilet bowl cake. I know. A toilet bowl cake?
Starting point is 00:42:25 Even I can't figure this out. Boy genius. Mike Haley can't figure it out. Maybe the internet could crack it for you. No, I've been on the internet. Well, no, they'll respond to this. Nexus Lexus. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Oh. You think that's the one stone I haven't turned over yet? Mm-hmm. I should probably do that. What's on the cover here? Is that a statue? Sweet Baby Ray. It's like a frog or something. Dave here? Is that a statue? Sweet Baby Race. It looks like a frog or something.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Dave, we got to talk about this Sweet Baby Race thing. I'm not sure. Do you guys not know what this is from? I have no clue. I have no clue. We'll talk about it while the tapes are playing. Okay, let's play these tapes. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Goddamn. Thank you. um ¶¶ so Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The next day Well, there we have some tips that I gave you and a little bit on how I usually think. As I said, it is a very good way to get your body in the right position in interval training. You need to have a good pulse and be very skilful in training. And maybe do something other than just run and get your staves. So work on the different techniques. A tip is to work with longer intervals during the summer. Get a little less load and get the technique.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Try to put it in. I'm sorry. Nautic Walking Nautic Walking Nautic Walking Thank you. I'm going to go. Nordic Walking Nordic Walking is the best sport ever. I could talk about it all day long. I just enjoy it so much. The kickety-clack of the sticks on the pavement. Little children jumping out of the way. My heart is beating to my brisk pace. No, it's beating for the brisk pace.
Starting point is 00:54:23 142 steps a minute, bro. We're the Northmen, the white walkers. We bring the freshness. Our needle-in-the-brake has to blind you. I've got an orange sweatband. You will see me from miles away. Safety first. This is the best extreme sport ever
Starting point is 00:54:35 in the history of best extreme sports ever. Maybe ever. So go get your sticks and step out of your comfort zone and start walking. Nordic walking I'm going to keep walking. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I love you. Joe, good singing along in the end there. You like that? Yeah. I just noticed something that's really funny.
Starting point is 00:59:44 On the cover of this Nordic walking tape, it says, over 52 minutes of audio, and it's a C-53. It's true, then. That's a good prank. No, it's true. I'm not going to take it.
Starting point is 01:00:00 That's not a prank, Mike. They told the truth like it is. Okay. Okay. All right. So I don't think it's funny, then. I told the truth like it is. Okay. I don't think it's funny then. I just wanted to point out because I'm a big fan of truth. Don't make fun of honesty. A lot of people are doing that these days.
Starting point is 01:00:14 It's just not cool. I'm cooking these meats. I'm glad we finally figured out what that is. Well, I guess you already knew. You had a hunch. Should I start off this next block? I think that's the... Yeah. You think that's...
Starting point is 01:00:28 Okay, I'm going to do this one. This wacky one. Nick Hoffman. Just ignore him. He's in one of his moods. Just ignore Dave. He's in one of his moods. You scare me so bad!
Starting point is 01:00:44 He just plays sound clips. There's a certain point when the machine and Dave become one and he's no longer on this plane anymore. He's ascended, I guess. Basically space aliens. He's like, I am his tool. I am his tool.
Starting point is 01:01:03 He works through me with these sound clips i like it though it's good it's sugary nick hoffman baroque classics for electronic oscillator on pilgrim talk i'm gonna show you this kind of bougie look at this yeah joe describe how that sounds yeah describe how you think that sounds. Describe how I think it sounds? Yeah, what kind of music are we in? It's very new agey in the forest. Like the soundtrack to Legend.
Starting point is 01:01:36 I don't know what that soundtrack sounds like. No, Tangerine Dream. I have that. I do. Well, describe the cover now. What's it look like? I'm not lying at all. You're not lying at all?
Starting point is 01:01:48 What's it look like? It's funny because I realized the other day because on Amazon Prime, Labyrinth is on, or not Labyrinth, Leatherneige is on there, but it says theatrical cut. And I was like,
Starting point is 01:01:58 oh, I didn't know there was another cut. There's two cuts. Really? The director's cut, they got rid of the Tangerine Dream soundtrack. What? Yeah, I thought it was too cheesy. Yeah, this. That's what cuts. The director's cut, they got rid of the Tangerine Dream soundtrack. What? Yeah, I thought it was too cheesy. Yeah, this. That's what I think this sounds like.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Or this looks like. You think so? Yeah, this guy. With the little, like, color pencil doodle. Little fox. Of the fox. Playing that. Well, you know what? If you sped this up. I don't know where the ant comes in with the cowbell or whatever. Is that what he has, a cowbell?
Starting point is 01:02:28 I don't know. He has a bell. Is it a perspective thing? Like, why is the ant and the fox the same size? Is it just fantastical? What do you mean, why are they the same size? Oh, it's fantastical, yeah. Okay, I like fantastical stuff. There's a unicorn on my computer.
Starting point is 01:02:43 This is definitely fantasy. Uh-huh. Yeah. Hard fantasy? Did you hear the soundtrack? Fantasy. Not hard fantasy. I think you're on point with the fantasy.
Starting point is 01:02:51 What's hard fantasy? Like Lord of the Rings is like hard fantasy. With like a rich backstory. You have five to read five other books to know the history and all that stuff. So what's like... Not hard fantasy. This. Legend. Legend, see, I don't understand.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Where it's just about a boy, and then the unicorn. What's Labyrinth? I would say that's not hard fantasy. You don't have to know the backstory. What is it? It's just a fantasy. It's just fantasy.
Starting point is 01:03:18 Yeah. But anything that has like... I really just wanted to stop right there. Oh, did you fade that out no no no i just meant it made me want to stop talking oh okay it was like a prompt yeah it pranked you it was like i hate this pretty good it was pretty good it got date pretty good yeah i liked it it got it i hate this font in all caps it's stupid i can't even figure out what it says i like it it's almost like black metal but like a a different... This font just isn't meant
Starting point is 01:03:45 to be in all caps. No, no. That's a cult thing. Is that a cult move? That's a cult move. Well, it slaps me. Is that how you say it? It slaps, I think. I don't think it slaps you. That would be rude and I wouldn't allow it and I wouldn't play a rude tape like that.
Starting point is 01:04:01 I'd say it's a little extra. Yeah, we were just trying to figure out what that meant, too. I don't think we ever landed on it. No, I think Dave just used it in context, and it's great. Pilgrim to this tape, but you know what? Actually, this tape is kind of extra. Anyway, the Director's Cut is a different soundtrack. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:04:19 So who's in the Director's Cut soundtrack? It's not like a band. It's just like a composer. Just a score? Or a score guy. Yeah, yeah, score guy. That's what they call him, just like a composer. Just a score? Or a score guy. Yeah, yeah. Score guy. That's what they call him, right?
Starting point is 01:04:27 Yeah. I don't know. My favorite score guy. Martin Scorsese. Nick Hoffman runs this label, Pilgrim Talk. This is Pilgrim Talk number 38. He's putting his own shit out. The edition of 80 from Lafayette, Indiana.
Starting point is 01:04:40 I imagine... I'll tell you what this music is like. It's like the kind of music Picture this when you're listening to it I bet when he told his friend Hey man, I want to play my new album for you And he played this on his computer And made eye contact the entire time
Starting point is 01:04:56 Yeah And you're real uncomfortable And every time you kind of look away He kind of moves closer to you The whole time Picture that while you're listening to this Alright, then what are you going to play, Joe? I'll allow you to guess.
Starting point is 01:05:07 That wasn't my pick? No, that was my pick. Oh. I'm going to play this Smith, John. It's a triple tape. It's a big one. Watch a Man Die trilogy, so it's Watch a Man Die 1, 2, and 3 that put out as one release. Like the Die Hards,
Starting point is 01:05:23 the Star Wars. Joe, those tapes got put out as one release. Like the Die Hard, the Star Wars. Those tapes got little security clubs on them. Do you need a key? Do you need a special key to get those nubs on? I don't know why they have that. Does it have a combination lock? A tiny little combo lock? It's not like it secures it
Starting point is 01:05:40 in the case, and they're kind of a bugger to get off. Is it supposed to keep the tape from unspooling while it rattles around? Yeah, so I've never seen that before. Just rewind it. It's all, just rewind it. It fixes it.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Yeah, I think there's still a thing. But this is beautifully put together. It is. The tall, triple tall Norelco. Yes. Three colors. We got a purple, we got a red, we got a green. I love.
Starting point is 01:06:02 It's the translucent. I love the watercolors on this. Watch a man die. I'm pretty sure. Oh, boy. This is a famous artist's work. Watercolors. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:06:12 What? Those pictures of those people? Yeah. Were they skanking? Those people are skanking. They love Scott and they're getting down. Is that what's going on? I wish I could remember what it was.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Or is that someone dying? That would make more sense. Because watch a man Die, the clues are right there. They're right in front of you. This person did a series of Watch a Man Die. A digital series, I think. Like in 2016, 2017?
Starting point is 01:06:36 Something like that. And then put them all out together. Three tapes. It's a beaut. You got some footwork? I don't know. I know there's these the green, the red, and the purple prints Three tapes. It's a beaut. It is a beaut. You got some footwork? Footwork. I don't know. I know there's these,
Starting point is 01:06:48 the green, the red, and the purple prints on the front of this person. I think each digital release had just one. Just one, yeah. Oh, nice. You see what they did there? That's very nice.
Starting point is 01:06:56 They layered them over top each. It looks very nice. Beautiful. It is beautiful. Why don't you just kiss it, Dave? Jeez, back off. Jeez, get a room. All right, then, Dave.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Okay. You go, Dave. Okay. Okay. I'll play this Jarvis Probes tape that came out on Wolves Productions. I've had fart calzone. Fart calzone? Is that what he said? Yeah. I love the cover of this tape.
Starting point is 01:07:29 It looks like a playing card. It's two blank robbers falling down a spiked or a striped well or something. It's really good. You think it's a well? I think they're just in a void. Do you remember that cartoon?
Starting point is 01:07:44 The Beetlejuice cartoon? Yeah. I imagine it's kind of like they're just in a void Do you remember that cartoon The Beetlejuice cartoon Yeah I imagine it's kind of like they're there I really like That was pretty good See I'm having a hard time What do you need to talk about I'm having a hard
Starting point is 01:07:59 It's Robert Longo is the artist Robert Longo See this dude I think he just took his shit and put it on the cover Did he steal that artwork It's Robert Longo is the artist. Robert Longo? See this dude? Yeah. I think he just took his shit and put it on the cover. Did he steal that artwork? You're not allowed to do that. Trump's trying to fix that. Oh, please.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Is that why you looked it up? It might be. What, because of Trump? Because Trump's trying to fix that? Yeah. Listen, they say. I wonder if that's a series of Robert Longo drawings called Watch Me and Die. It might be.
Starting point is 01:08:24 The most impressive. You are just peeling away the layers of this onion, Joe. Longo drawings called Watch a Man Die. Might be. The most impressive. You are just peeling away the layers of this onion, Joe. I'm so impressed right now. You're a whole new person. Go ahead, Dave. You're like a private detective. You're like Dick Tracy. I'm sorry for interrupting, Dave.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Go ahead, Dave. Dick Tracy. You're like Dick Tracy. No, I was going to say the artwork in this J card is really impressive because the inside is kind of like a very faint outline of the artwork on the front, but they perfectly line up. Like, if you hold them up to the light...
Starting point is 01:08:54 I'll be the judge of that. Now, what are you saying? Oh, there's no way those line up. Holy shit. They line up perfectly. How do you do that? I don't know. No, you must just be seeing through. No, wow.
Starting point is 01:09:09 You see that, Joe? That's what I thought, too. Yeah, there's the image on the front, and then there's just the line drawing of the image on the other side. It lines up perfectly. Yeah. They must have used some kind of...
Starting point is 01:09:18 Oh, it's a little off. Oh, thank God. Thank God. Oh, my God. Thank God. I didn't want to say it. I knew it was a little off, by the way. I didn't want to be a dick.
Starting point is 01:09:27 You can't look at it. If you look at it in direct light, you can't see how off it is. It's got to be in a little bit. Joe's always got to be so extra, doesn't he? It's just a little off. Jesus Christ. No, how do you do that? How do you lay that out?
Starting point is 01:09:38 It's really nice. Good job to whoever has the Photoshop in the family. No, they're falling down. Splat. Did you ever see that Tom Petty video running down the train family. No, they're falling down. Splat. Did you ever see that Tom Petty video, running down the drain? That's what they're doing right there. It does leave me to believe they're going into water, right?
Starting point is 01:09:52 Because of the swimming caps. Did we talk about that already? Oh, yeah, they do have swimming caps on. I think they're breaking out of jail. See, that's what I said. I said, yeah. That's how you do it, boys. It's like one of those jails that's in the middle of an ocean,
Starting point is 01:10:08 and they got to the top of the thing. Like it's Alcatraz? It's like Alcatraz. And they're jumping into the water? Into the water to get out. Well, maybe if we listen to it, we'll find out. Is this a book on tape, Dave? Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Oh, okay. Then we're going to find out. Did you notice that the... Did you say that the words are all backwards on the inside? I did not. You did not? You should have. That's a detail you should mention.
Starting point is 01:10:28 It's also very nice. I'm going to have to find you three points for this episode. Okay. Okay? Three points. How many points do I have right now? You only have 18 left.
Starting point is 01:10:36 It's a 16. All right. Do you want to play some of these fucking outsider tapes? Anybody know who you are? Did you say who this was? Yeah, Jarvis. Good for you.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Good for you, then. Good podcast, Dave. You get the three points back. Thank you. I'm going to give you four points. Cool. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool Thank you. First, I let you First, I let you First, I let you Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker? Where am I?
Starting point is 01:16:28 I let you First, I let you First, I let you First, I let you First, I let you I laugh until my head comes off I swear I let you I let you
Starting point is 01:16:39 I let you I let you I let you I let you I let you I let you I let you I let you I let you I'm not sure. Even on the road, everything I want to know Even on the road, everything I want to know I see it coming, I see it coming Let me both sides, let me both sides
Starting point is 01:17:38 Let me both sides, let me both sides Let me both We're not scaremongering This is really happening, happening, happening, happening We're not scaremongering This is really happening, happening, happening, happening Mobiles working, mobiles tripping Take your money, run, take your money, run He went on the road, every time I turn around I wish the milkman would deliver my milk
Starting point is 01:19:04 In the morning I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning I wish the milkman would deliver my milk from the milkman's wastage. I would like some milk from the milkman's wastage I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning. I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning. I would like some milk from the milkman's wastage. I would like some milk from and real plans, worst hits.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I would like some real fun and real plans, worst hits. I would like some real fun and real plans, worst hits. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, guitar solo Thank you. I will run Thank you. I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I am in mud. Oh, man. I am in mud. What a clown. A lot to unpack there. Are we back? Are we recording? Yeah, there's a lot to unpack in there. Yeah, a lot to unpack there. Are we back? Are we recording?
Starting point is 01:27:47 Yeah, there's a lot to unpack. Yeah, a lot to unpack there. You have Nick Hoffman, who like, imagine somebody like Bach, but somebody switched him on to drugs or something. He took a one-hitter. Or imagine a dog and a bug playing instruments. Oh my goodness, imagine it.
Starting point is 01:28:03 And then Smith,, Smith, John, you're stealing your cover art. You're stealing the music too. It makes you wonder, who's the real thief? It makes you wonder, what is art? Anything can be art.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Even if you steal it. It can be art. Mike's got some fan art. I put my fan mail on the wall. It says Tingo Tongo Tapes. Dave, I can hear a word you're saying. Is your microphone on?
Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah, turn it. It says Tingo Tongo Tapes loves Tabs Out. All hand scrawled in this stylized Tingo Tongo sort of way. But Tabs Out, they made blocky bubble letters that they filled in, except for the T. Gave up on the T. The A looks a little, could use some work too. But the T, they just cut it out. They just did three quarters of the top.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Probably the pen. Look at the O in Tongo. Look how much ink they used. It looks like, yeah, they filled, because in Tongo, they filled in the entire O. It's solid. It's the dark side of the pen. Look at the O in Tongo. Look how much ink they used. It looks like... Yeah, they filled... Because in Tongo, they filled in the entire O. Yeah. It's solid. It's the dark side of the moon.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Yeah, that's like the blackest black in the world. Can you imagine they were like... Like a toddler, like, scrawling on it. I'm surprised the paper didn't rip. And then, yeah, by the time they get down to the bottom, that pen ran out of ink, and they did not have it... You know what would have been good? If the T was finished in blue. Oh, in a different pen. Yeah bottom, that pen ran out of ink. You know what would have been good? If the T was finished in blue.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Oh, in a different pen. Yeah, with a different ink. Then at the bottom it says, No tapes for y'all. Bingo, bongo, wingo, wongo, tingo, tongo, dingo, dongo. So you think they had another pen and they wrote that?
Starting point is 01:29:43 Or did you think they knew? I only have enough to finish that sentence, so I better stop now. Bingo bongo. Alright. It's back to me, right? Well, hold on. I'm not done unpacking that last thing. Oh, okay. Then what was the last thing we played? Oh, Jarvis Probes.
Starting point is 01:30:00 We played... Oh, you skipped. What did we play last? After Smith, Kama, John? Yeah. Jarvis Probes. That was Jarvis Probes, right? It sounds like Jarvis Pubes. Jarvis Pubes.
Starting point is 01:30:11 Reminded me of... I think more probes. Reminded me of... Like a probe. Like an anal probe. Oh, my God, Joe. That is so bad. Aliens.
Starting point is 01:30:20 I'd like to probe your France. Could you imagine if other planets were real? Your Jarvis pubes, I think those are like... Those are like... Your first ones? Your second time? Oh, your second time. After your first molt?
Starting point is 01:30:35 It's like you get chicken pox and then you get shingles. Like this is... Your Jarvis pubes are like... My Jarvis pubes are coming in. They really hurt. They hurt. They're thicker. Yeah. They're real big, they're like the size of your finger They're more of a nail than a hair They act like Velcro
Starting point is 01:30:53 Yeah, I would say exactly It's like Velcro, yeah Little Guitar Rock took me back to my Woodstock days Of like watching Woodstock on YouTube. Woodstock 95. Yeah. Took me back to like getting that on pay-per-view. With the mud people.
Starting point is 01:31:12 Oh, could you imagine? I just played that, right? I think so. I think they did. The first Woodstock. Yeah. I just did play the first Woodstock. Yeah. I think. All right. You had your chuckle?
Starting point is 01:31:31 You done your little thing? I've had my fun. Don't take this all away from me. I only have so many guilty pleasures in life. This is one of them. It goes back to me, right? I get to get my giggles. My giggles.
Starting point is 01:31:43 All right. You can go now. Fine. go ahead. Hardeen tape? What is it? Hardeen? Hardeen? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:50 Soft J? I think so. A huge slice of pizza. Boudica. Boudica. Boudica. Boudica. On the label called Freaks, correct?
Starting point is 01:32:00 Freaks label. Shout out to this label. They send a bunch of stuff, and it's all really good. I never heard of them before. I know, right? I didn't know I was getting quizzed. I do have a tab open. California.
Starting point is 01:32:13 California. All right. California. California. I'm your daddy. Who is your daddy, and what does he drink? What does he drink? But this is, who is it, Yardin?
Starting point is 01:32:27 I think it's Hardin. There's an accent on the I. What's that make the I do? Ever seen a Chawini? Yardin? It looks like it would be an Ikea chair when you look at it in print. The Jarden.
Starting point is 01:32:45 Oh, yeah, the Jarden. Yeah. This is an addition of 50. Or like a shelf. That's a really small shelf. Really? Like it's only like five inches wide.
Starting point is 01:32:56 Well, it'd be like kilometers or something. Yeah,.072342 kilometers. I like this little, what's that, A bunny rabbit? I think it is a bunny rabbit. It's all over the place. It's on the front, too.
Starting point is 01:33:08 It's cute. It's like a goddarn logo. Let me see that. Would you do a tattoo that small, Joe? No. No tattoo of a fingernail? Size? You just wouldn't do it?
Starting point is 01:33:18 What if somebody wanted the bat symbol right on their shoulder? What's the bat symbol? The Batman symbol. Oh, the Batman symbol. Okay. I don't know the bat symbol. Not Batman symbol. Oh, the Batman symbol. Okay. Oh, no, the bat symbol. Not the comic book, just the bat symbol. I want the bat symbol real small.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Smack in the middle of my calf. I thought maybe you meant what Commissioner Gordon does on the roof. That's the bat signal, not symbol. Oh, yeah. Well, what's the bat symbol, then? I don't know. That's the bat signal because it's lit up in the sky.
Starting point is 01:33:45 I don't want the... You know what? I do want that one. I want the light going up. I want the light to start at my elbow and really show off my muscles. And I want to go up and the Batman... I want the Batman thing to be halfway on the neck with the Joker coming behind him.
Starting point is 01:34:01 And he's naked as shit. He's just like... Who's the current Joker? He's jer as shit. And he's just like, ha, ha, ha. He's the, um. Who's the current Joker? He's jerking off. Well, I don't know. There's like a whole bunch. What's that dude's name?
Starting point is 01:34:09 Joaquin Phoenix is currently. No, okay. Go back one. Jared Leto. I want the Jared Leto Joker. Okay. With the tattoos on his face. But I want it known that it's not the Joker.
Starting point is 01:34:18 It's Jared Leto as the Joker. He doesn't have. Okay. Yeah. That's very important to my story, to my life story, to my truth. And he's jerking off on a Ford logo. You got that for your dad. Your uncle who passed.
Starting point is 01:34:31 And he had cancer. And he drove a Ford. And he drove a Ford, man. No, no, he didn't like Fords. He's a Chrysler man. That's why he's peeing on the Ford symbol. Dave said jerking off. Oh, jerking off?
Starting point is 01:34:46 Yeah. Oh, no, he loved it then. I'm sorry. Yeah, because if you hated it. Jerking off. Whoa, Dave. Yeah, well, who's in the Ford? I guess it's late night.
Starting point is 01:34:55 I guess it's late. Yeah. Cinemax has changed over their programming. Now Dave's talking about jerking off. Jesus, Dave. Put your pants back on, by the way. That's just a story that- Actually, I have to stop you.
Starting point is 01:35:04 You are being extra. You are being extra,, I have to stop you You are being extra You are being extra and you have to stop now I don't slap that Next, go It's not something you slap He isn't jerking off but that's the cover story That Mike gives to his family Because he gets it wrong
Starting point is 01:35:18 He's not peeing on it He's jerking off grandma Because I know he loved Ford. Okay. I know that. Joke's on you, Dave. Both my grandmothers are long since dead. All right?
Starting point is 01:35:31 So I wouldn't be having this conversation. Good prank. Good prank. And I don't even know what jerking off looks like. Never heard of her. All right. I named my tape. Now you name your tape, Dave.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Dave, me and you are both playing tapes on the same label to go out. Again? How perfect is that? Yeah. Whose turn is it? Yours, dummy. You shouldn't have had that glass of wine, Dave. I know.
Starting point is 01:35:58 Too many antioxidants, man. You are too loose. You know when he gets his Merlot. You just got turnt I don't know where my tapes are The case of the missing tapes What's underneath the game Life education
Starting point is 01:36:13 That's a good thing to have Psychic Yeoman How do you say that I don't know I don't say it But that's supposed to be Yeoman Yeah this tape came out on Null Zone Mike I think I don't know. I don't say it. But that's supposed to be. Yeoman. Yeah, this tape came out on Null Zone.
Starting point is 01:36:29 Mike, I think you are playing the tape on Null Zone, right? You know it, brother. I just heard about it. The story's out. Who's this life education? That's a good question. Thank you. I do all my best questions. I do not know. Do you know anything about this project, Mike? I don a good question. Thank you. I do all my best questions.
Starting point is 01:36:46 I do not know. Do you know anything about this project, Mike? I don't know anything. It just came the other day. I listened to it and I thought you would like it. You were right. You've been pretty good lately. I struck again. Struck gold. But I'm going to play one,
Starting point is 01:37:02 another one on Null Zone by German Army. German Zone by German Army. German Army. German Army, who I just got. Is it a good one? It's a good one. I'm not going to say it's their best tape. I meant the Army.
Starting point is 01:37:15 He meant the Army. A lot of German stuff from you tonight. I thought the last German thing was from you. No, you played the Nordic tape. Anytime someone wants a Nordic tattoo it's obvious that they're super racist Yeah They use a lot of the Nordic imagery
Starting point is 01:37:31 in their racist propaganda How much of it is walking though? Well, the walking, that's just a Because you're walking away from it I think is the thing Onto a German label This is German Army I know, but the label that that comp was
Starting point is 01:37:45 was a German label. That was the Nordic Walking tape. Right. Nordic Walking towards Germany. He did it too. Hmm. I just like to watch it, guys. Kowloon, Walled City is the name of the tape.
Starting point is 01:37:58 Remember that crazy Walled City? Yeah. Berlin? No. Yeah, I've heard of it. Jesus Christ. That thing was heavy. It's a C45 edition.
Starting point is 01:38:11 I just don't know your propaganda. You are being so extra right now, I'm not even going to get into it. I'm telling the truth. You are a truth teller, and I respect it. We're all truth tellers here. Are we ready to play these tapes? Let me take a seat. Let me think.
Starting point is 01:38:22 You would need a moment to think about it, Dave. Do you have anything else you wanted to say? Nope. You got any bones you want to pick with anybody out there? Sweet Baby Ray's is very good. You want to do that for a little bit longer? What's the favorite thing you ate for lunch?
Starting point is 01:38:37 What's that? What's the most favorite thing you ate this week for lunch at work? He had to be at work. It couldn't be on a week. It couldn't be Saturday. I guess it could be today, too. Well, I went out to eat today. Oh, it was that? Where'd you go? Iron Hill.
Starting point is 01:38:53 Iron Hill. What'd you get? I got some nachos. Come on, get your slice. Nachos with Iron Hill. Nice. Between that... Between that and there's another one? Between that... No's another one? Between that. No, that's it.
Starting point is 01:39:09 Nachos Iron Hill. Dave. Mike. I had some leftover pumpkin soup. That was better leftover than it was previous. Because I'm asking what your best meal was. Lunch. This is best lunch. Dinner was the soup and then the leftover the next day was my lunch. Dinner was the soup?
Starting point is 01:39:24 You can't have soup for dinner. Soup's not a day was my lunch. Dinner was the soup? Yeah. You can't have soup for dinner. Soup's not a meal. I had a nice cranberry loaf for breakfast. You just got a pumpkin? Uh-huh. Why are we doing this? Why is this going on right now?
Starting point is 01:39:36 I'll tell you what, though. If you want to talk about the soup, I'll talk about the soup. I don't want to talk about it later. I only want to talk about it now. That's a trouble for me because I do want to say it. I really don't want to get into it. That's the trouble of pizza. It's 11.15 at night time.
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