Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #133 | 10.10.18
Episode Date: October 14, 2018Dimitar Dodovski, Ebauche, Bedroom, Proven Recording, Fitness Instruktör, The Tuesday Night Machines, Emerging Industries of Wuppertal, Nick Hoffman, Smith Comma John, Jarvis Probes, Jardín, Life ...Education, and German Army.
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You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes.
We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean as a number.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some cassette.
They hear him on like, we're going to play some cassette.
They're like years later.
We're going to play some cassette.
We're going to play some cassette.
I played the goddamn tape.
Play the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Oh, I was just looking for the number of the episode.
I was so close.
Tabs out.
Cassette podcast. Tabs Out. Cassette Podcast.
Tabs Out.
Tabs Out.
Episode number 133, right?
Or is it 34?
That's correct.
I got it, and I knew I would.
I'm Mike.
I'm Joe.
I'm Dave.
And we are back.
Joe, it's been a while.
When was it been a while?
It has been a while.
I'm working on my radio voice.
How's that? It's all right. How's that? I don It has been a while. I'm working on my radio voice. How's that?
It's all right.
How's that?
I don't have a good one.
I can't go deeper.
Maybe I just add some bass.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Give yourself some bass, man.
Add a little bass.
I'm Dave.
There we go.
That's good.
There we go.
I'm just going to go all bass like this.
There we go.
Like an AM radio host.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
It sounded like way in the background now.
No, I like it.
Do you want to also? You're in the booth. I was going to say. Yeah, exactly. Like I'm in the background now no I like it do you want to also I was going to say
exactly like I'm in the booth
alright who wants to play some
cassette tapes
Joe I was going to say you haven't been here
quite some time
can you turn it off
you didn't know
go all the way up.
I'm just going to do all highs.
That kind of hurts.
Yeah, it does hurt.
You hate mouth sounds.
I'm against it.
All mids.
I'm calling in.
Ground control.
We got Dave on the phone.
Sorry, I couldn't be there tonight, guys.
Yeah, Dave, where are you tonight? I'm in the shit. You're in the shit? Sorry, I couldn't be there tonight, guys.
Yeah, Dave, where are you tonight?
I'm in the shit.
You're in the shit?
Yeah, I got called out.
Oh, man.
I'm active duty, so.
I've been trying to say this now.
You keep cutting me off with your bits.
You didn't even know what that new shoe was from that doll.
So do you know about that doll back there?
The doll tape?
I don't know about the doll tape.
What if I do mids and a pitch up?
There we go.
There's my radio.
There's a good radio voice.
I'm in the pocket now.
All right.
It started over. That's a radio term.
I'm in the pocket.
All right.
Well, introduce the show.
Introduce the show.
Babs out.
Episode number 133.
133.
You notice we always do that? We always do that. We're like, 133. And then somebody goes, 133. 133. You notice we always do that?
We always do that. We're like,
133, and then somebody goes, 133.
That's the number, huh?
Can you just pick a special one
and stay with it?
I'm getting legit angry.
I'm going to do the pan and back and forth.
This is a test
to see which one of our...
I'm a pan pizza.
You're a pan pizza.
I was just going to say, like, enough.
Let's play some tapes.
But, like, why?
Why are we rushing to it?
That is good.
It's probably your least favorite part of the show.
You want me to go first?
Yeah, Joe, you go first.
I've changed my mind.
Oh, Mike's changed his mind. I was just trying to move things along. No, let to go first? Yeah, Joe, you go first. I changed my mind. Oh, Mike's changed his mind.
I was just trying to move things along.
No, let Joe go first.
You're shaking some fiber, Dave.
I'll play this Dimitar
Dadofsky
Paleo Pop.
Paleo Pop?
Which is like a new diet.
Oh yeah, you did that for a while, right?
I did that for a little bit, yeah.
What is it?
That's how I got strong.
You only eat what Kayven eat while listening to pop music.
That's what you work out to.
Let me see it.
This is on Become Eternal.
It's got a nice little fade on the back.
That's the duck label, right?
The duck label?
Yeah, isn't there a label where we can't figure out why they have a duck as a logo?
I don't think that's Become Eternal, is it?
I think it is, right?
We got a sticker.
We got a sticker of what?
A duck man with a coffee mug, right?
Yeah, but that was Become Eternal.
It was?
Let me go to Become Eternal's website.
You don't remember that?
You don't remember the duck at all?
I don't remember the duck at all.
You don't remember the duck man?
I'm going to tell you right now, as I'm looking at becomeeternal.com, it says Coffee Head Duck Artist from Washington, D.C.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's him.
Is it a different Become Eternal?
Did you say Coffee and Duck Artist?
It said Coffee Head Duck Artist.
Coffee Head Duck Artist.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this website.
I'm more confused.
I'm more confused.
Look at this.
It's got a Netscape screenshot from the 90s.
It looks real nice.
Where's the logo? The coffee man. I'm looking for. Look at this. It's got a Netscape screenshot from the 90s. It looks real nice. Where's the logo?
The coffee man.
I'm looking for it right now.
Oh, they put up that Moomaw tape.
Remember, you played that.
We couldn't figure out what the hell it was.
That's what I call my grandma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're talking about Joe's Moomaw.
Moomaw.
We talk about Joe's Moomaw.
Oh, that Paladin tape that you played?
Paladin 3?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so we all know the label, but there's a dispute about the duck still.
What the fuck is this?
I'm in if it says...
Well, it's trademarked animals, so you can...
I forgot to do that, and I just did.
No, that's...
Have you never seen my How I Trigger My Sound Effects?
No, I never have.
That's nice.
Thank you.
This is a nice little cover.
This is like a Trapper Keeper.
It does look like Trapper Keeper.
This is very nice.
I like these shells that, like, maybe they, like, just ran out of plastic down at the plant.
So they're just a little thinner than normal.
Do you see what I'm saying?
You can see through them.
They didn't do the full plastic.
Full plastic.
I always go full plastic.
Hey, look, it's so loose, the tape's just
falling out.
Yeah, I know, what the fuck.
About five. Alright, Davey boy, what do you want to play
after this?
Think about it.
Use your noggin.
What's the show
playing again?
No one knows.
Dimitar.
It's a mystery.
Duffala.
Yeah.
How do you say that?
It sounds like a
collusion name.
Like somebody would
collude with it.
Dadofsky?
Yeah.
Dimitar Dadofsky.
I don't want to get
too off track,
but do you guys
think there was
any collusion?
I'm a big Trump head
now, so no.
You say no.
What do you think?
No way. Prove it. I don't want to talk about that right now. Well, all I have You say no. What do you think? No way.
Prove it.
I don't want to talk about that right now.
Well, all I have to say is even though it's not illegal.
Right.
Exactly.
Look at the law dictionary.
Look at the law dictionary.
It's no big deal.
It says no big deal.
I think collusion is Greek for no big deal.
That's why they make that.
They put it.
It's like cultured yogurt.
You know, like if you understand the root word.
What are you playing, Dave?
E-bouch.
E-bouch. Yes. We had a bad case of E-bouch last year.
Did you? You can't drink the water down there, man.
Down where?
Under. Southern Delaware.
I'm going to play
it's on Cosmic Winnetou. Is that true?
You can't? No, no. Why? You need to drink bottled water
or boil it. You'll get
E-bouch. You need to buy bottled water and boil it?
Yeah. Like in the bottle? You just throw the bottle into a cauld. You need to buy bottled water and boil it? Yeah. Like in the bottle?
Yes.
You just throw the bottle into a cauldron?
Cannot buy bottled water in southern Delaware.
It's illegal.
No, it's not illegal.
State laws are crazy.
You'll get e-bouch.
You think it's e-bouch?
You don't think it's like e-balk?
It could be.
E-B-A-U-C-H-E.
Ooh, with the E though.
Which one? The one in the front or the one Ooh, with the E, though. Which one?
The one in the front or the one in the back?
Both of these.
Which one really gets you going?
Formic syntax on Cosmic Winnetou, correct?
Correct.
There's a lot I probably don't know how to say about this tape.
Where does anybody say it?
Oh, let's see.
They hide it.
I say ebosh.
You say it again?
Ebosh.
The culture and the way you say the words.
Oh, my God.
I think Joe's right.
Joe.
I'm a big word guy.
Red peppers on top.
I'm into words.
Donald Trump.
Tell me about how you...
President Donald Trump, POTUS, Donald Trump.
I'm glad you specified, because I actually was going to ask which one.
Why are you all spiffied up right now?
Are you trying to impress us?
I just had a button-up.
Is that why you haven't been...
No, the hair is different.
Well, I got a haircut over the weekend.
Where did you go?
Walk me through the process.
What kind of place did you go to?
I was at a mini tattoo convention.
There was guys cutting hair at the end of the day.
They were cutting hair at the tattoo convention?
Yeah.
What if the hair gets in the ink?
They keep them separate, Mike.
Yeah, it's separate.
God.
There was enough space.
Was there a mesh up?
Did they have a mesh between?
No.
They're not like...
It's a man's...
You know, with the clippers.
Did they give you a...
They did a little razor stuff.
He did a little razor stuff.
Yeah.
I really liked your banner.
Oh, my bad.
Turn three?
Yeah.
Did you get a hot towel at the end?
You know what?
He didn't do a hot towel.
What a joke.
Son of a bitch.
Okay, what are you playing?
Ebosh.
Ebosh.
That's what we settled on?
Yeah, the famous painter.
Ebosh.
Ebosh.
Hand me it.
I want to see it.
I gave it to you.
He does landscape.
Let me see.
He does landscape.
I like painters that paint in...
This one called Poppyfield.
I can't remember what the other format is.
It's not landscape.
It's...
What's the tall one?
Portrait.
Portrait.
I like portrait painters.
Oh, that is something.
It's the tall one.
I know.
Tall landscapes.
Tall landscapes.
Cityscapes?
This looks like a lawnmower man on the front.
Ooh.
That's like old virtual reality.
That is old virtual reality.
Like a ball blasting through glass.
That's tight.
That'd give me nightmares.
Thank you.
David Buster's on the original old one.
Looks real bad.
You boys remember Bedroom?
I remember Bedroom.
Michael Cho?
Michael Cho, yeah.
Michael, was it Chow or Cho?
I don't know. C-H-A- yeah. Michael, was it Chow or Cho? I don't know.
C-H-A-U?
Do you got to split hairs with fucking everything?
I just didn't know.
Come on, be my special boys.
Don't yell at me.
Why you don't hang out for so long that you show up and you yell at me?
You're supposed to be my precious boys and treat me good.
Come on.
Treat me good. I'm just razzing.
Don't take this. This is the only time I
get to hang out with you boys. Don't treat me bad.
Bedroom. Bedroom.
I like the bedroom tapes I have.
Michael Chow or Cho, who knows?
Is it C-H-O or C-H-O-W?
Come on, Dave.
I don't think Joe remembers what that sound is.
Oh, that weird mouth sound you made.
I forgot.
C-H-A-U.
Oh, you threw a whole wrench into it.
I know.
Hold on.
I don't want to get sidetracked again,
but what is this ring you're wearing?
Oh, hell, I have this ring.
I wear it sometimes.
Who are you anymore?
Who am I?
Who are you anymore? Fancy. You are fancy, Joe. The problem is I wear it sometimes Who are you anymore? Who are you anymore?
You wear a fancy jacket
The problem is I wear it and then at work I put it in my drawer
In your underwear?
And then I always forget to grab it again
Mike, you've got a fucking gold tooth
Let me see it in person again
It's stunning
Yeah, well I'm a man of class
A little flashy
I don't think it's that flashy.
No?
Because you know why?
Here's my smile.
A little bougie, too.
Oh, yeah.
So you are leaving soon.
A little stuck up and bougie.
No, I love it.
I wish I could do a front.
I might just do it.
Have them pull one out just to put a gold one in.
Nothing wrong with it.
That's what I did.
I just had them pull it out.
Bedroom.
I haven't heard much from bedroom in a while.
I know.
Yeah, I was going to say.
You used to put out a bunch of stuff on Tranquility and a lot of stuff maybe like seven or eight years ago.
Actually, it was on the first Tabs Out tape.
Our Tabs Out subscription series tape.
That after room tape.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which is like roped off afterlife and bedroom.
And if you get real clever with it,
you put those words together.
That's what I did.
But this is a tape called Moons
that came out on...
Here's another fucking word I can't say.
What is it?
Yeah, you do it.
Joe's like that.
Where's that?
On the side. F-L-U-E-R-E. I can't even see it. Joe's like that. Where is it at? On the side.
F-L-U-E-R-E.
I can't even see it.
F-L-U-E-R-E.
I have to see words to be able to...
Visual learner.
Yeah, you're one of those new math kids.
I don't know.
Flore?
I bet it's really easy.
Dave, what is it?
Flure?
Flure?
Fuck cares.
Flure tapes over 12.
Honestly, who
cares?
It's a good
tape.
However you say
that word.
It's on the
cover.
Rocks?
We should get
stuff from the
ocean.
You think we
should get to the
tapes?
You want to just
skip the tapes
tonight?
Okay, yeah, I
agree with Dave.
I think as a
cassette podcast, I
think it's only fair
that we play some
of the tapes.
I think we do
that.
All right, go ahead.
Fine. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so
so so so
oh so oh so so
so I love you. so StSq3 3.30
LSp4 2.70 Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. My baby boy.
We're back.
Dimitar Dodofsky.
You didn't say it.
Evosh and Bedroom.
Dimitar Dodofsky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Words.
That's cool.
Yeah, that bedroom tape. It's good. Yeah. Slaps. Slaps. Am I using that correctly? I don't yeah. Yeah. Words. That's cool. Yeah, that bedroom tape.
It's good.
Yeah.
Slaps.
Slaps.
Am I using that correctly?
I don't know.
I think so.
Sounds like it.
Thanks.
I'm a little hip.
You know?
A lot of piano stuff in that.
Did he play piano in his other tapes?
I don't know if I heard any piano.
Not on that track.
There's other tracks.
Okay.
Trust me.
Listen, I'm a bit of a cassette fanatic, so I think I know this shit.
Alright.
Do you want to do the same order?
Sure.
Or should we just get wild?
Or should we get wild and just change it up?
Change it up. I like to change it up.
You want to change it up? Just switch positions.
Tell me a little bit more.
Just tell me one more thing.
Nope.
Keep me waiting. You know how to more thing. Nope. Keep me waiting.
You know how to get to my heart.
Keep me waiting.
It's almost like the waiting is like...
Part of it.
All right, Dave, speaking of part of it,
stop playing that sound.
And I'm being serious.
I don't want you to play that sound anymore.
Why?
Because I don't like it.
And it makes me want to...
I can feel it when you...
I like it. I feel like I'm being clowned when you do it. And I just don't like it. Just don't like it and it makes me want to I can feel it when you I like it
I feel like I'm being
clowned when you do it
and I just don't like it
just don't do it
just don't make fun of me
I'm a precious boy
alright Dave
I'm a precious boy
I am a precious boy
Dave can play
Dave can go first
you want me to go first
yeah play a tape man
well Haley
how about we go together
there you go
what's that mean
it means why don't we...
Does it mean you're going...
Oh, I know.
Why don't we do a block?
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
But then Joe can still go.
Joe can still go too, yeah.
Or do you want to do two yourself next time?
I'm trying to set this up.
I'm trying to set it up.
I'm loving you.
Pip into Jordan over here. Pip into Jordan. Go for it, brother. Go for it, Dave. set this up. I'm trying to set it up. I'm loving you. Pippin and Jordan over here.
Pippin and Jordan.
Go for it, brother.
Go for it.
Set it up and then Joe will go.
On strategic tape reserve.
Oh, I can do that too.
Yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
So here's what we'll do.
You describe your tape.
I'll describe my tape.
And then Joe will tell us who did a better job.
Say who's a better boy, right, Joe?
Better boy.
Right, Joe? A better boy? Right, Joe?
So I'm going to play this tape.
And I don't know.
Emerging Industries of Whopper Tom.
Oh, yeah.
I was reading Forbes magazine list.
Joe, I called you up about that article.
What?
You know who's responsible for that?
For what?
The T-Man.
For the rise in industry.
You're calling him the T-Man now?
Yeah. Give him a chance.
We get it, Joe.
I know. We get it. It's fun, though.
I agree on this side. Traditions
from a vestigial
intranet.
What is the difference between the internet and the intranet?
I used to know this.
Oh, really? It's a series of tubes.
It's a series of tubes.
It's very complicated. I don't want to get into it.
This definitely looks like it was found in a series
of tubes. I love this label.
This is some
somebody's
screen in Hackers or something.
The movie Hackers?
Yeah.
It's like on some screen in the background.
Yeah, man, I love it.
Just an eyeball for some reason.
A bunch of scrolling text and an eyeball.
And it's like installing worms.
The bars run across.
Which don't do, by the way.
We joke a lot about computer worms on this show,
but don't download free computer worms.
No, no, you don't want those.
They're hard to get rid of.
Strategic Tape Reserve, I believe,
are they from Sweden or something like that?
We come from France.
Good foreigner joke, Joe.
Really give it to them.
Really give it to other countries, right?
So this is what we call a Swiss dot.
Oh, good one.
I'm surfing
Germany.
Germany.
It's a lizard.
I was going to say good country too, but I don't know.
It had a slip up a little while back.
I know.
I've forgiven them.
They did have a few slip-ups.
I'm going to show you how to do a naked cake.
They just put out a...
That's no frosting, right?
What, a naked cake?
Yeah.
What is a naked cake?
It's very...
I think it's like...
No, it's not erotic.
No, yeah.
It's shaped like a penis.
Not a hard one, though. No, it's flaccid as hell. Yeah. The cake's not even cooked. It's not erotic. No, yeah, it's shaped like a penis. Not a hard one, though.
No, it's flaccid as hell.
The cake's not even cooked.
It's just cake batter.
It's called a ding-dong.
Smoking these meats.
They just put out a comp.
Smoking these meats.
Called these carbon composite pulls are made for walking.
Sweet Baby Ray's.
Sweet Baby Ray's is very good.
What's Baby Ray's?
Sweet Baby Ray's.
Is that a barbecue place?
Smoking these meats.
Oh, yeah, smoking meats.
Genuine Nordic walking music.
What?
Do you do that?
That sounds sketchy.
Nordic walking music?
Yeah, this tape's from Germany.
I see what you're getting at.
I see what you're getting at.
I don't know what Nordic walking...
I think you use, obviously, carbon composite poles.
I don't know if you're going off-road,
if you're staying on a trail.
I don't think you're on a trail, Moza.
You think you're on a trail?
You're not going in the woods.
No, no.
You can't go through brush with those.
You're going to mess up the tips.
The tips of the poles?
Yeah.
You don't think you can use it
to clear brush?
Well, then, no.
You don't do that?
No.
It's improper.
I don't see why.
It's improper.
This tape came with this.
Oh, a sweatband.
It's a custom sweatband
with a strategic tape reserve logo on it.
You tried it on already?
Yeah, I tried the shit on it.
You take everything around on your head.
But I guess they're supposed to be tight, right?
They're supposed to be real tight.
I've never really understood that because, you know.
Oh, you put it on your arm.
Oh, well.
I've done a little bit of working out.
Not a lot.
What kind of stuff are you doing?
You know, walking, running, stuff like that.
Not now.
I've done before.
Okay.
But I've never felt like that my wrists get especially sweaty.
I think you use it to wipe your forehead?
Yeah, I think I've seen it before.
But then what's the band on your forehead for?
Well, I'll explain it to you.
Because you wear it, that's for wiping your wrists off.
No, I'll explain it to you.
I've never seen someone with just one.
Well, before they could make the bands big enough
to fit around the head,
at the time the machines only made them big enough for your wrist,
so you had to do that.
Okay.
But then they probably made, like, after the war, they made machines.
I could see that.
That would make sense.
You wipe in the war.
After the war, yeah.
I kind of wish that they made us a very special version
that came with the poles.
So I'm looking forward to that.
I wonder how many, I guess they got,
what's the edition of this tape?
35.
I only got 35 of those.
I could have made this for you, by the way. Get in touch.
C53.
Fitness Instructor.
Qualchin. Modus Pony.
Emergency Industries of Wuppertal.
Emerging Industries, yeah. Emerging Industries of Wuppertal. Emerging Industries, yeah.
Emerging Industries of Wuppertal.
Suko Pyramid.
I'm going to play...
There's a bunch of tracks from Fitness Instructor.
I'm going to play one of those
and the Tuesday Night Machines.
That's one.
Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
It's a sound we've all grown familiar with
in the recent years.
Oh, yeah?
On tiny pebbled paths, encircling some lesser scloss and purpose-built concrete causeways
through the black earth, spargo fields of Rhineland faults,
these carbon composite poles propel us on a steady march as Nordic walking progresses further,
and indeed, further into the very essence of what we believe ourselves to be.
That's what he said.
That's obviously what our position is.
Strategic Tape Reserve Active,
a sports music subsidiary of STR Holdings,
has set out to prevent people from ever asking that question again.
I skipped a bunch, so you missed the question.
By providing music inspired by
the stunningly influential Jock Jam series
that came out in the 20th century.
All right.
I like that.
I like the old dude walking on the cover, too.
So you walk on, like, gravelly paths and stones and stuff
with carbon composite poles,
and this is the kind of shit you listen to when you do it.
That's wild.
Like, heavy-duty poles for just light walking on pebbles you do it. That's wild. Like heavy duty poles for just
light walking on pebbles.
Carbon fiber? That's like serious shit, right?
Yeah, but you're...
What's something like the space shuttle?
It's very light. That is what we made the space shuttle out of.
Very light and sturdy.
I don't know, man. I don't know.
I'm making stuff up. This is wild.
I thought we were outsiders because of the noise.
You could just use a stick.
But this guy's walking with these sticks.
They're selling sticks to you.
You know, you got to use the carbon fiber.
Joby, what do you got?
Well, first of all, who do you think did a better job?
I don't know.
I'll have to listen to it again.
Holy goddamn concrete!
All right.
What are you going to play?
It's got hard-boiled eggs on it.
Smoking these meats.
It's got hard-boiled eggs on it.
I guess I'll play this proven recording
dubs volume one.
I got a lot of questions about this one.
No, I don't have the answers.
I know, man.
It's confusing to the point that it's almost scary.
There's nothing on here.
It's confusing because it says proven recordings.
Dave, I say proven recordings to you.
Even though I know you're dumb,
so the sample size is going to be way off here.
What do you think that is on the tape?
That's what?
The leader.
The leader.
The label.
The label.
The leader.
No, Dave, hold on.
Proven recordings. Oh, I thought you meant on the physical tape. No. Part of the tape. I knew he No, Dave, hold on. Proven Recordings.
Oh, I thought you meant on the physical tape.
No.
I knew he was going to be this dumb.
Joe, Proven Recordings.
That seems like it's the label.
But I think it's the goddamn...
Show us a little?
I think it's the goddamn project name.
I think it's the project name, too.
I looked it up a little bit.
I think it's this Colin fella.
Colin Leganus or something like that.
Or not.
And I also think it's either self-released or not.
Or not.
Because there's something called Hoss Records
and I see it on that with a different cover.
Oh, all right.
Toilet bowl cake.
I know.
A toilet bowl cake?
Even I can't figure this out.
Boy genius.
Mike Haley can't figure it out.
Maybe the internet could crack it for you.
No, I've been on the internet.
Well, no, they'll respond to this.
Nexus Lexus.
Yes.
Oh.
You think that's the one stone I haven't turned over yet?
Mm-hmm.
I should probably do that.
What's on the cover here?
Is that a statue?
Sweet Baby Ray. It's like a frog or something. Dave here? Is that a statue? Sweet Baby Race.
It looks like a frog or something.
Dave, we got to talk about this Sweet Baby Race thing.
I'm not sure.
Do you guys not know what this is from?
I have no clue.
I have no clue.
We'll talk about it while the tapes are playing.
Okay, let's play these tapes.
All right.
Goddamn. Thank you. um ¶¶ so Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The next day
Well, there we have some tips that I gave you
and a little bit on how I usually think. As I said, it is a very good way to get your body in the right position in interval training.
You need to have a good pulse and be very skilful in training.
And maybe do something other than just run and get your staves.
So work on the different techniques.
A tip is to work with longer intervals during the summer.
Get a little less load and get the technique.
Try to put it in. I'm sorry. Nautic Walking Nautic Walking Nautic Walking Thank you. I'm going to go. Nordic Walking
Nordic Walking is the best sport ever.
I could talk about it all day long.
I just enjoy it so much.
The kickety-clack of the sticks on the pavement.
Little children jumping out of the way.
My heart is beating to my brisk pace.
No, it's beating for the brisk pace.
142 steps a minute, bro.
We're the Northmen, the white walkers.
We bring the freshness.
Our needle-in-the-brake has to blind you.
I've got an orange sweatband.
You will see me from miles away.
Safety first.
This is the best extreme sport ever
in the history of best extreme sports ever.
Maybe ever.
So go get your sticks and step out of your comfort zone
and start walking.
Nordic walking I'm going to keep walking. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I love you. Joe, good singing along in the end there.
You like that?
Yeah.
I just noticed something that's really funny.
On the cover of this Nordic walking tape,
it says,
over 52 minutes of audio,
and it's a C-53.
It's true, then.
That's a good prank.
No, it's true.
I'm not going to take it.
That's not a prank, Mike.
They told the truth like it is.
Okay.
Okay. All right. So I don't think it's funny, then. I told the truth like it is. Okay.
I don't think it's funny then.
I just wanted to point out because I'm a big fan of truth.
Don't make fun of honesty.
A lot of people are doing that these days.
It's just not cool.
I'm cooking these meats.
I'm glad we finally figured out what that is.
Well, I guess you already knew.
You had a hunch. Should I start off this next block?
I think that's the...
Yeah.
You think that's...
Okay, I'm going to do this one.
This wacky one.
Nick Hoffman.
Just ignore him.
He's in one of his moods.
Just ignore Dave.
He's in one of his moods.
You scare me so bad!
He just plays sound clips.
There's a certain point
when the machine and Dave become one
and he's no longer on this plane anymore.
He's ascended, I guess.
Basically space aliens.
He's like, I am his tool.
I am his tool.
He works through me with these sound clips
i like it though it's good it's sugary nick hoffman baroque classics for electronic oscillator
on pilgrim talk i'm gonna show you this kind of bougie look at this yeah joe describe how that
sounds yeah describe how you think that sounds.
Describe how I think it sounds?
Yeah, what kind of music are we in?
It's very new agey in the forest.
Like the soundtrack to Legend.
I don't know what that soundtrack sounds like.
No, Tangerine Dream.
I have that.
I do.
Well, describe the cover now.
What's it look like?
I'm not lying at all.
You're not lying at all?
What's it look like?
It's funny because I realized the other day
because on Amazon Prime,
Labyrinth is on,
or not Labyrinth,
Leatherneige is on there,
but it says theatrical cut.
And I was like,
oh, I didn't know there was another cut.
There's two cuts.
Really?
The director's cut,
they got rid of the Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
What? Yeah, I thought it was too cheesy. Yeah, this. That's what cuts. The director's cut, they got rid of the Tangerine Dream soundtrack. What?
Yeah, I thought it was too cheesy. Yeah, this.
That's what I think this sounds like.
Or this looks like.
You think so? Yeah, this guy.
With the little, like, color pencil doodle. Little fox.
Of the fox. Playing that.
Well, you know what?
If you sped this up.
I don't know where the ant comes in with the cowbell or whatever.
Is that what he has, a cowbell?
I don't know. He has a bell.
Is it a perspective thing?
Like, why is the ant and the fox the same size?
Is it just fantastical?
What do you mean, why are they the same size?
Oh, it's fantastical, yeah.
Okay, I like fantastical stuff.
There's a unicorn on my computer.
This is definitely fantasy.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Hard fantasy?
Did you hear the soundtrack?
Fantasy.
Not hard fantasy.
I think you're on point with the fantasy.
What's hard fantasy?
Like Lord of the Rings is like hard fantasy.
With like a rich backstory.
You have five to read five other books to know the history and all that stuff.
So what's like... Not hard fantasy.
This.
Legend.
Legend, see, I don't understand.
Where it's just about a boy,
and then the unicorn.
What's Labyrinth?
I would say that's not hard fantasy.
You don't have to know the backstory.
What is it?
It's just a fantasy.
It's just fantasy.
Yeah.
But anything that has like...
I really just wanted to stop right there.
Oh, did you fade that out no
no no i just meant it made me want to stop talking oh okay it was like a prompt yeah it pranked you
it was like i hate this pretty good it was pretty good it got date pretty good yeah i liked it it
got it i hate this font in all caps it's stupid i can't even figure out what it says i like it
it's almost like black metal but like a a different... This font just isn't meant
to be in all caps. No, no.
That's a cult thing.
Is that a cult move? That's a cult move.
Well, it slaps me. Is that how you say it?
It slaps, I think.
I don't think it slaps you. That would be rude
and I wouldn't allow it and
I wouldn't play a rude tape like that.
I'd say it's a little extra.
Yeah, we were just trying to figure out what that meant, too.
I don't think we ever landed on it.
No, I think Dave just used it in context, and it's great.
Pilgrim to this tape, but you know what?
Actually, this tape is kind of extra.
Anyway, the Director's Cut is a different soundtrack.
That's crazy.
So who's in the Director's Cut soundtrack?
It's not like a band.
It's just like a composer.
Just a score?
Or a score guy.
Yeah, yeah, score guy. That's what they call him, just like a composer. Just a score? Or a score guy. Yeah, yeah.
Score guy.
That's what they call him, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
My favorite score guy.
Martin Scorsese.
Nick Hoffman runs this label, Pilgrim Talk.
This is Pilgrim Talk number 38.
He's putting his own shit out.
The edition of 80 from Lafayette, Indiana.
I imagine...
I'll tell you what this music is like.
It's like the kind of music
Picture this when you're listening to it
I bet when he told his friend
Hey man, I want to play my new album for you
And he played this on his computer
And made eye contact the entire time
Yeah
And you're real uncomfortable
And every time you kind of look away
He kind of moves closer to you
The whole time
Picture that while you're listening to this
Alright, then what are you going to play,
Joe? I'll allow you to guess.
That wasn't my pick? No, that was my pick.
Oh.
I'm going to play this Smith, John.
It's a triple tape. It's a big one.
Watch a Man Die
trilogy, so it's Watch a Man Die
1, 2, and 3 that put out
as one release. Like the Die Hards,
the Star Wars.
Joe, those tapes got put out as one release. Like the Die Hard, the Star Wars. Those tapes got little security
clubs on them.
Do you need a key? Do you need a special
key to get those nubs on? I don't know why they have that.
Does it have a combination
lock? A tiny little combo lock?
It's not like it secures it
in the case,
and they're kind of a bugger to get off.
Is it supposed to keep the tape from unspooling
while it rattles around?
Yeah, so I've never seen that before.
Just rewind it.
It's all, just rewind it.
It fixes it.
Yeah, I think there's still a thing.
But this is beautifully put together.
It is.
The tall, triple tall Norelco.
Yes.
Three colors.
We got a purple, we got a red, we got a green.
I love.
It's the translucent.
I love the watercolors on this.
Watch a man die.
I'm pretty sure.
Oh, boy.
This is a famous artist's work.
Watercolors.
Oh, boy.
What?
Those pictures of those people?
Yeah.
Were they skanking?
Those people are skanking.
They love Scott and they're getting down.
Is that what's going on?
I wish I could remember what it was.
Or is that someone dying?
That would make more sense.
Because watch a man Die, the clues are
right there. They're right in front of you.
This person did a series
of Watch a Man Die.
A digital series, I think.
Like in 2016, 2017?
Something like that.
And then put them all out together.
Three tapes.
It's a beaut.
You got some footwork?
I don't know. I know there's these the green, the red, and the purple prints Three tapes. It's a beaut. It is a beaut. You got some footwork? Footwork.
I don't know.
I know there's these,
the green, the red,
and the purple prints on the front of this person.
I think each digital release
had just one.
Just one, yeah.
Oh, nice.
You see what they did there?
That's very nice.
They layered them over top each.
It looks very nice.
Beautiful.
It is beautiful.
Why don't you just kiss it, Dave?
Jeez, back off.
Jeez, get a room.
All right, then, Dave.
Okay.
You go, Dave.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll play this Jarvis Probes tape that came out on Wolves Productions.
I've had fart calzone.
Fart calzone? Is that what he said?
Yeah. I love the cover of this tape.
It looks like a playing card.
It's two blank robbers falling down
a spiked
or a striped well or something.
It's really good.
You think it's a well?
I think they're just in a void.
Do you remember that cartoon?
The Beetlejuice cartoon? Yeah. I imagine it's kind of like they're just in a void Do you remember that cartoon The Beetlejuice cartoon
Yeah
I imagine it's kind of like they're there
I really like
That was pretty good
See I'm having a hard time
What do you need to talk about
I'm having a hard
It's Robert Longo is the artist
Robert Longo
See this dude
I think he just took his shit and put it on the cover Did he steal that artwork It's Robert Longo is the artist. Robert Longo? See this dude? Yeah.
I think he just took his shit and put it on the cover. Did he steal that artwork?
You're not allowed to do that.
Trump's trying to fix that.
Oh, please.
Is that why you looked it up?
It might be.
What, because of Trump?
Because Trump's trying to fix that?
Yeah.
Listen, they say.
I wonder if that's a series of Robert Longo drawings called Watch Me and Die.
It might be.
The most impressive. You are just peeling away the layers of this onion, Joe. Longo drawings called Watch a Man Die. Might be.
The most impressive.
You are just peeling away the layers of this onion, Joe.
I'm so impressed right now.
You're a whole new person.
Go ahead, Dave.
You're like a private detective.
You're like Dick Tracy. I'm sorry for interrupting, Dave.
Go ahead, Dave.
Dick Tracy.
You're like Dick Tracy.
No, I was going to say the artwork in this J card is really impressive because the inside
is kind of like a
very faint outline
of the artwork on the front, but they perfectly
line up. Like, if you hold them up to the light...
I'll be the judge of that.
Now, what are you saying?
Oh, there's no way those
line up. Holy shit.
They line up perfectly. How do you do that?
I don't know.
No, you must just be seeing through.
No, wow.
You see that, Joe?
That's what I thought, too.
Yeah, there's the image on the front,
and then there's just the line drawing
of the image on the other side.
It lines up perfectly.
Yeah.
They must have used some kind of...
Oh, it's a little off.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Oh, my God.
Thank God.
I didn't want to say it.
I knew it was a little off, by the way.
I didn't want to be a dick.
You can't look at it.
If you look at it in direct light, you can't see how off it is.
It's got to be in a little bit.
Joe's always got to be so extra, doesn't he?
It's just a little off.
Jesus Christ.
No, how do you do that?
How do you lay that out?
It's really nice.
Good job to whoever has the Photoshop in the family.
No, they're falling down.
Splat.
Did you ever see that Tom Petty video running down the train family. No, they're falling down. Splat.
Did you ever see that Tom Petty video,
running down the drain?
That's what they're doing right there. It does leave me to believe they're going into water, right?
Because of the swimming caps.
Did we talk about that already?
Oh, yeah, they do have swimming caps on.
I think they're breaking out of jail.
See, that's what I said.
I said, yeah.
That's how you do it, boys.
It's like one of those jails that's in the middle of an ocean,
and they got to the top of the thing.
Like it's Alcatraz?
It's like Alcatraz.
And they're jumping into the water?
Into the water to get out.
Well, maybe if we listen to it, we'll find out.
Is this a book on tape, Dave?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Then we're going to find out.
Did you notice that the...
Did you say that the words are all backwards on the inside?
I did not.
You did not?
You should have.
That's a detail you should mention.
It's also very nice.
I'm going to have to find you
three points for this episode.
Okay.
Okay?
Three points.
How many points do I have right now?
You only have 18 left.
It's a 16.
All right.
Do you want to play
some of these fucking outsider tapes?
Anybody know who you are?
Did you say who this was?
Yeah, Jarvis.
Good for you.
Good for you, then.
Good podcast, Dave.
You get the three points back.
Thank you.
I'm going to give you four points.
Cool. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool Thank you. First, I let you First, I let you First, I let you Who's in the bunker?
Who's in the bunker?
Where am I?
I let you
First, I let you
First, I let you
First, I let you
First, I let you
I laugh until my head comes off
I swear I let you
I let you
I let you
I let you
I let you
I let you
I let you
I let you I let you I let you I let you I'm not sure. Even on the road, everything I want to know
Even on the road, everything I want to know I see it coming, I see it coming
Let me both sides, let me both sides
Let me both sides, let me both sides
Let me both
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening, happening,
happening We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening, happening, happening
Mobiles working, mobiles tripping
Take your money, run, take your money, run He went on the road, every time I turn around I wish the milkman would deliver my milk
In the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk from the milkman's wastage.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wastage I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wastage.
I would like some milk from and real plans, worst hits.
I would like some real fun and real plans, worst hits.
I would like some real fun and real plans, worst hits. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, guitar solo Thank you. I will run Thank you. I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. I am in mud.
Oh, man.
I am in mud.
What a clown.
A lot to unpack there.
Are we back?
Are we recording? Yeah, there's a lot to unpack in there. Yeah, a lot to unpack there. Are we back? Are we recording?
Yeah, there's a lot to unpack.
Yeah, a lot to unpack there.
You have Nick Hoffman, who like,
imagine somebody like Bach,
but somebody switched him on to drugs or something.
He took a one-hitter.
Or imagine a dog and a bug playing instruments.
Oh my goodness, imagine it.
And then Smith,, Smith, John,
you're stealing your cover art.
You're stealing the music
too.
It makes you wonder, who's the
real thief?
It makes you wonder, what is art?
Anything can be art.
Even if you steal it.
It can be art.
Mike's got some
fan art.
I put my fan mail on the wall.
It says Tingo Tongo Tapes.
Dave, I can hear a word you're saying.
Is your microphone on?
Yeah, turn it.
It says Tingo Tongo Tapes loves Tabs Out.
All hand scrawled in this stylized Tingo Tongo sort of way. But Tabs Out, they made blocky bubble letters
that they filled in, except for the T.
Gave up on the T.
The A looks a little, could use some work too.
But the T, they just cut it out.
They just did three quarters of the top.
Probably the pen.
Look at the O in Tongo.
Look how much ink they used.
It looks like, yeah, they filled,
because in Tongo, they filled in the entire O. It's solid. It's the dark side of the pen. Look at the O in Tongo. Look how much ink they used. It looks like... Yeah, they filled... Because in Tongo, they filled in the entire O.
Yeah.
It's solid.
It's the dark side of the moon.
Yeah, that's like the blackest black in the world.
Can you imagine they were like...
Like a toddler, like, scrawling on it.
I'm surprised the paper didn't rip.
And then, yeah, by the time they get down to the bottom,
that pen ran out of ink, and they did not have it...
You know what would have been good?
If the T was finished in blue. Oh, in a different pen. Yeah bottom, that pen ran out of ink. You know what would have been good? If the T was finished in blue.
Oh, in a different pen.
Yeah, with a different ink.
Then at the bottom it says,
No tapes for y'all.
Bingo, bongo, wingo, wongo,
tingo, tongo, dingo, dongo.
So you think they had another pen
and they wrote that?
Or did you think they knew?
I only have enough
to finish that sentence, so I better stop now.
Bingo bongo.
Alright. It's back to me, right?
Well, hold on. I'm not done unpacking that last thing.
Oh, okay.
Then what was the last thing we played? Oh, Jarvis Probes.
We played...
Oh, you skipped.
What did we play last? After Smith, Kama, John?
Yeah.
Jarvis Probes.
That was Jarvis Probes, right?
It sounds like Jarvis Pubes.
Jarvis Pubes.
Reminded me of...
I think more probes.
Reminded me of...
Like a probe.
Like an anal probe.
Oh, my God, Joe.
That is so bad.
Aliens.
I'd like to probe your France.
Could you imagine if other planets were real?
Your Jarvis pubes, I think those are like...
Those are like...
Your first ones?
Your second time?
Oh, your second time.
After your first molt?
It's like you get chicken pox and then you get shingles.
Like this is...
Your Jarvis pubes are like...
My Jarvis pubes are coming in.
They really hurt.
They hurt. They're thicker. Yeah. They're real big, they're like the size of your finger
They're more of a nail than a hair
They act like Velcro
Yeah, I would say exactly
It's like Velcro, yeah
Little Guitar Rock took me back to my Woodstock days
Of like watching Woodstock on YouTube.
Woodstock 95.
Yeah.
Took me back to like getting that on pay-per-view.
With the mud people.
Oh, could you imagine?
I just played that, right?
I think so. I think they did.
The first Woodstock.
Yeah.
I just did play the first Woodstock.
Yeah. I think. All right.
You had your chuckle?
You done your little thing?
I've had my fun.
Don't take this all away from me.
I only have so many guilty pleasures in life.
This is one of them.
It goes back to me, right?
I get to get my giggles.
My giggles.
All right.
You can go now.
Fine. go ahead.
Hardeen tape?
What is it?
Hardeen?
Hardeen?
Yeah.
Soft J?
I think so.
A huge slice of pizza.
Boudica.
Boudica.
Boudica.
Boudica.
On the label called Freaks, correct?
Freaks label.
Shout out to this label.
They send a bunch of stuff, and it's all really good.
I never heard of them before.
I know, right?
I didn't know I was getting quizzed.
I do have a tab open.
California.
California.
All right.
California.
California.
I'm your daddy.
Who is your daddy, and what does he drink?
What does he drink?
But this is, who is it, Yardin?
I think it's Hardin.
There's an accent on the I.
What's that make the I do?
Ever seen a Chawini?
Yardin?
It looks like it would be an Ikea chair
when you look at it in print.
The Jarden.
Oh, yeah, the Jarden.
Yeah.
This is an addition of 50.
Or like a shelf.
That's a really small shelf.
Really?
Like it's only like
five inches wide.
Well, it'd be like kilometers
or something.
Yeah,.072342 kilometers.
I like this little,
what's that, A bunny rabbit?
I think it is a bunny rabbit.
It's all over the place.
It's on the front, too.
It's cute.
It's like a goddarn logo.
Let me see that.
Would you do a tattoo that small, Joe?
No.
No tattoo of a fingernail?
Size?
You just wouldn't do it?
What if somebody wanted the bat symbol right on their shoulder?
What's the bat symbol?
The Batman symbol.
Oh, the Batman symbol.
Okay.
I don't know the bat symbol. Not Batman symbol. Oh, the Batman symbol. Okay. Oh, no, the bat symbol.
Not the comic book, just the bat symbol.
I want the bat symbol real small.
Smack in the middle of my calf.
I thought maybe you meant what Commissioner
Gordon does on the roof.
That's the bat signal, not symbol.
Oh, yeah. Well, what's the
bat symbol, then?
I don't know. That's the bat signal
because it's lit up in the sky.
I don't want the...
You know what? I do want that one.
I want the light going up.
I want the light to start at my elbow
and really show off my muscles.
And I want to go up and the Batman...
I want the Batman thing to be halfway on the neck
with the Joker coming behind him.
And he's naked as shit.
He's just like...
Who's the current Joker? He's jer as shit. And he's just like, ha, ha, ha. He's the, um.
Who's the current Joker?
He's jerking off.
Well, I don't know.
There's like a whole bunch.
What's that dude's name?
Joaquin Phoenix is currently.
No, okay.
Go back one.
Jared Leto.
I want the Jared Leto Joker.
Okay.
With the tattoos on his face.
But I want it known that it's not the Joker.
It's Jared Leto as the Joker.
He doesn't have.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's very important to my story, to my life story, to my truth.
And he's jerking off on a Ford logo.
You got that for your dad.
Your uncle who passed.
And he had cancer.
And he drove a Ford.
And he drove a Ford, man.
No, no, he didn't like Fords.
He's a Chrysler man.
That's why he's peeing on the Ford symbol.
Dave said jerking off.
Oh, jerking off?
Yeah.
Oh, no, he loved it then.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, because if you hated it.
Jerking off.
Whoa, Dave.
Yeah, well, who's in the Ford?
I guess it's late night.
I guess it's late.
Yeah.
Cinemax has changed over their programming.
Now Dave's talking about jerking off.
Jesus, Dave.
Put your pants back on, by the way.
That's just a story that-
Actually, I have to stop you.
You are being extra. You are being extra,, I have to stop you You are being extra
You are being extra and you have to stop now
I don't slap that
Next, go
It's not something you slap
He isn't jerking off but that's the cover story
That Mike gives to his family
Because he gets it wrong
He's not peeing on it
He's jerking off grandma
Because I know he loved Ford.
Okay.
I know that.
Joke's on you, Dave.
Both my grandmothers are long since dead.
All right?
So I wouldn't be having this conversation.
Good prank.
Good prank.
And I don't even know what jerking off looks like.
Never heard of her.
All right.
I named my tape.
Now you name your tape, Dave.
Dave, me and you are both playing tapes on the same label to go out.
Again?
How perfect is that?
Yeah.
Whose turn is it?
Yours, dummy.
You shouldn't have had that glass of wine, Dave.
I know.
Too many antioxidants, man.
You are too loose.
You know when he gets his Merlot.
You just got turnt
I don't know where my tapes are
The case of the missing tapes
What's underneath the game
Life education
That's a good thing to have
Psychic Yeoman
How do you say that
I don't know I don't say it
But that's supposed to be
Yeoman
Yeah this tape came out on Null Zone Mike I think I don't know. I don't say it. But that's supposed to be. Yeoman.
Yeah, this tape came out on Null Zone.
Mike, I think you are playing the tape on Null Zone, right?
You know it, brother.
I just heard about it.
The story's out.
Who's this life education?
That's a good question.
Thank you.
I do all my best questions. I do not know. Do you know anything about this project, Mike? I don a good question. Thank you. I do all my best questions.
I do not know. Do you know
anything about this project, Mike? I don't know anything.
It just came
the other day. I listened to it and I thought you would like it.
You were right.
You've been pretty good lately. I struck again.
Struck gold.
But I'm going to play one,
another one on Null Zone
by German Army. German Zone by German Army.
German Army.
German Army, who I just got.
Is it a good one?
It's a good one.
I'm not going to say it's their best tape.
I meant the Army.
He meant the Army.
A lot of German stuff from you tonight.
I thought the last German thing was from you.
No, you played the Nordic tape.
Anytime someone wants a Nordic tattoo
it's obvious that they're super racist
Yeah
They use a lot of the Nordic imagery
in their racist propaganda
How much of it is walking though?
Well, the walking, that's just a
Because you're walking away from it
I think is the thing
Onto a German label
This is German Army
I know, but the label that that comp was
was a German label.
That was the Nordic Walking tape.
Right.
Nordic Walking towards Germany.
He did it too.
Hmm.
I just like to watch it, guys.
Kowloon, Walled City is the name of the tape.
Remember that crazy Walled City?
Yeah.
Berlin?
No.
Yeah, I've heard of it.
Jesus Christ.
That thing was heavy.
It's a C45 edition.
I just don't know your propaganda.
You are being so extra right now, I'm not even going to get into it.
I'm telling the truth.
You are a truth teller, and I respect it.
We're all truth tellers here.
Are we ready to play these tapes?
Let me take a seat.
Let me think.
You would need a moment to think about it, Dave.
Do you have anything else you wanted to say?
Nope. You got any bones you want to pick
with anybody out there?
Sweet Baby Ray's is very good.
You want to do that
for a little bit longer?
What's the favorite thing you ate for lunch?
What's that?
What's the most favorite thing you ate this week for lunch
at work?
He had to be at work. It couldn't be on a week. It couldn't be Saturday.
I guess it could be today, too.
Well, I went out to eat today.
Oh, it was that?
Where'd you go? Iron Hill.
Iron Hill. What'd you get? I got some nachos.
Come on, get your slice.
Nachos with Iron Hill.
Nice.
Between that...
Between that and there's another one?
Between that... No's another one? Between that.
No, that's it.
Nachos Iron Hill.
Dave. Mike.
I had some leftover pumpkin soup.
That was better leftover than it was previous.
Because I'm asking what your best meal was. Lunch. This is best lunch.
Dinner was the soup and then the leftover
the next day was my lunch.
Dinner was the soup?
You can't have soup for dinner. Soup's not a day was my lunch. Dinner was the soup? Yeah.
You can't have soup for dinner.
Soup's not a meal.
I had a nice cranberry loaf for breakfast.
You just got a pumpkin?
Uh-huh.
Why are we doing this?
Why is this going on right now?
I'll tell you what, though.
If you want to talk about the soup, I'll talk about the soup.
I don't want to talk about it later.
I only want to talk about it now.
That's a trouble for me because I do want to say it.
I really don't want to get into it.
That's the trouble of pizza.
It's 11.15 at night time.
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