Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #134 | 10.28.18

Episode Date: October 28, 2018

Howie Pyro, Black Givre, Apeface, Garish Cyborg, Magic From Space, tape000, Reak: Indonesian Trance, Adderall Canyonly, Yuto Oshashi, Story Teller, and Daniel Bachman and Matthew Sage.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kasims. Bummer. We're going to play some Kasims. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims.

30 years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

No. Rain. Terms. Hot. Hoorahck Halloween episode number 134 Too scary Tabsock That was too scary

Actually no one do anything scary I want to do a Halloween episode but a clean one Are you scared? That's still too scary That's still too mean and too rough for me, Dave. Be nice to me for one podcast. Be nice to me. Treat me good.

Tabzock is that podcast. Trick or treat. That sounded like Freddy. Tabzock is that podcast. Freddy Krugman. Freddy Krugman. Lived on the block. You're lucky I had to go and check to see what the number was again.

Number 134. I'm Mike. I'm Joe. I'm Dave. How you guys doing? Good, how are you? Doing pretty good. Pretty good.

I'm going to do a lot better. Joe, you brought a lot of fucking snacks tonight. Are you the snack man now? There wasn't a smaller bag of the popcorn. Dave, is he the snack man now? He is the snack man, yeah. I know you didn't like that I went double sweet last time. I brought savory.

Sweet and savory. That's good. It's always a sip. Halloween episode, yeah, boys? Is this officially a Halloween episode? That's why Joe B. brought the treats. The security guard at the CVS was like, and I brought all the treats.

All set for Halloween? He's just like, that's real spooky? Kind of spooky. Did it scare you? Are you sure it was the security guard? So creepy and crawly. Was it one of those things that you walk by and it's like,

are you ready for Halloween? And you were like, yes, officer. Yes, officer. I didn't really know what to say. You know what I would have did? I would have been like, I'm 40. So are you ready for Halloween? Are you? Yeah. So yes, know what I would have did? I'm 40. So are you ready for Halloween? Are you?

Yeah. So what do I have to do? I bought a bag of candy. I didn't even get the candy yet. Yeah, Halloween's not really... There's not a lot of prep. If you're not a kid, yeah, there's not a lot of prep. I just said, well, I'm not really dressing up. You're not really... Like you're not going to put on a tuxedo?

Yeah, I don't make it a fancy affair I bet he was like just itching to talk about it and he was really bummed that you didn't ask him what are you doing he's like I don't know just dressing up like a security guard that's the twist that he wasn't really

he was a Halloween prank security guard you could have stole something, Joe. Alright, you boys want to play some tapes? I didn't ask him if he was ready for his. I guess that's a no. I'm not ready to play anything. I'm ready. Dave's ready, never mind. Actually, I'm not ready, Dave.

I wanted to talk about something pointless. You got something you need to say? No, I don't have anything. You need a minute to think something up? I was hoping maybe you guys would say something and I could riff off that. Nah, I used all my stuff pre-show. That's why we're going right to the tapes. All right, go ahead.

You should have heard some of the shit I was laying on Dave, though. Was it good? It's gonna be spooky, baby. All right, Dave, you you wanna start things off? Alright. Are you sure it's okay? It's still a little...

It's a little shocking, I know, but I think I'm gonna go first. That tape looks scary right there. Which one? I'm gonna start with this Howie Pyro tape. I don't know if I can... I was hoping for the drop again. I'm gonna start with this... I'm looking for something.

What is that tape? That has got a skeleton. Oh, yeah. This is creepy and crawly. I made a ball of pasta and a bunch of pumpkins. Is that a bat? Just say them all, Dave. Just say them all.

Analog tonight, huh? Yeah. So this guy, Howie Pyro, he's been like, I think he was in Danzig for a brief period of time. Really? And he hung around the New York Owls and the Ramones. He just hung around them? Yeah. Well, he was a musician. He did things with them.

So he knew their schedule. So if they were in a grocery shop, he'd pop out the produce. Yeah, he was like an assistant. Me again! So he's had this radio show out in California for a while, at least since an assistant. Me again. So he's had this radio show out in California for a while,

at least since 2009 because this is a recording from 2009. Still going on today and like there's like a podcast where you can go and like listen like once a month

or every two months you can catch like one of his, you know, radio shows like on a podcast. On a podcast. But he does it

weekly. Because otherwise they're not archived. You can. Yeah, but there's a podcast feed where you can subscribe to a best of or something like that. So what is this?

This is a Halloween show that he did in 2009. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. Origin People's put out. The radio show that he did in 2009. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. That Origin Peoples put out. The radio show's called Intoxica. Ooh. Where does Origin Peoples find it all? I don't know, man. I don't know.

How do they do it? This is a double tape. This is a three-hour radio broadcast. Three? Yeah. It's all a bunch of, like, 50s and 60s rockabilly and, like, garage rock and a bunch of, like, ads for, like for horror movies and stuff for TV and radio spliced in.

And he screams over it and talks about what he's playing and stuff. He's not mean, is he? Oh, he's very nice. Is he scary? Very scary. Super scary. I'll listen to that. It's the wildest, most horrific, twisted record you've ever heard.

You have to embrace that tape. Let me say it. It's in a tall packaging here. Origin Peoples, yeah, they put out all these fucking mixes and weird collections and radio shows and shit. Were they legally allowed to put this out? Oh my god, I didn't even think

about it if they were breaking the law. So if they broke the law, if we play it, do we break the law too? If they did it first? Or are we immune? I feel like we're immune. We're immune. Okay.

Yeah. Breaking the law. Breaking the law. See, now we're in trouble, Mike. Thanks. Yeah, now we're in trouble. So this is very Halloween-y themed, isn't it? Halloween-y. With a skeleton and a pumpkin, a jack-o'-lantern and bats.

You're just a Halloween-y. Is that skeleton and a pumpkin, a jack-o'-lantern and bats flying around. You're just a Halloween-y. Is that what that guy said to you? The security guard? The fake security guard? No. What was it, a horse dressed up as a security guard? I can't remember what your stories were. It's nice, the big vinyl box.

I love it. I love it. Like the old Disney VHS style. What does it come with? Some stuff? A couple stickers. Some wares. There's a Disney VHS style. What does it come with? Some stuff? A couple stickers. Some wares. There's a catalog you can look through if you want to order more.

This is still available, too. And I highly recommend anybody that's doing Halloween parties on the regular. This is a pretty good thing to put on. You mean like Halloween parties all year round? Year round Halloween parties? But the Poconos haven't come to my mind. Anything goes year round. You do parties. You do year round parties? But the Poconos haven't. Come to my one year... Anything goes year-round Halloween parties. You do year-round Halloween parties in the Poconos?

Come to my Halloween party in the Poconos. Year-round. Alright then. Where am I, Tate? So creepy and crawly. I'm gonna play this shit, man. The Return of Locko Who. You know the label of Locko Who.

You know the label, Locko Who. Who? Locko Who. LA. C-O-H-U, right? Locko Who? Charles Barabay's label from the Canada. I was just going through some of that old stuff recently because I was moving some stuff around in my house. I was like, I wonder what the fuck happened to these guys because they were killing it. Wait, you know what? Hold on. 3, 2, 1. They're back.

And they put out just one day, but so weird. You figured you were gone for so long. Put out three. Exactly. The golden number. You're gone for so long, you put out such good stuff. With the strips. They got the strips

that wraps around the spine. Show off a little. It looks so nice. And they come back with just one. But it's... I know, exactly. I can't remember how you... What's that, yellow leader tape?

It's a lizard. Oh, that's nice. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave. Do not do that. It's too scary for me. It's a lizard. Givre, I think it is.

G-I-V-R-E or something like that. Giver? I like how it's just, I don't think you say it like that. I think it comes from France. It might come from France. Yeah, so you gotta put a weird accent on it. It's got some other French name too, i'm not gonna say because this is america but this is the lock of sam baboni is the guy's name you guys eat baboni pizza rolls

i love baboni pizza rolls i got i got it written down here the roasted pepper red peppers on top the title translates to wandering and contempt. Contempt of court. Your Honor, contempt of court. A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. But this one, it just has, it's luck of who, what is it? Number 51, they're up to. Edition of 120. This clear tape with the yellow leader and just the little

strip inside. The little fold over quarter inch of the front, the spine, and a little bit of the back. Ever seen a Chiweenie? Looks just like a Chiweenie, actually. Now that both my light bulbs turned on, it looks just like a Chiweenie.

Black Givre. Don't be this. We gotta talk about this. Stop the podcast because that's not nice. My listeners deserve better than that. All right, Davey.

Everybody know who you are? Exactly. Joe B. You got a fucking cassette tape? What do you got? Or do you gotta talk about something else? Did you think about another thing?

I didn't think about anything. You didn't think about anything? No. Come to my Dracula pajama party this weekend in Poconos. Or do you got to talk about something else? Did you think about another thing? You didn't think about anything? Come, Bull Minds Rock, your little pajama party this weekend in Poconos. I'll play this ape face tape. Ape no more. Ape no more.

On hand solo. Oh, shit. You see the solo movie yet? Yeah. Yeah, what do you think? It's okay. I haven't seen it. It's fun. It's fun. I like't seen it. Yeah, it's fun.

It's fun, I like fun. Yeah. Is it scary? Is it nice? A homeboy that plays Lando crushes it. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, I like him with his shirt on.

Because it's not an impression. Okay, go on. You know what I mean? Go on. Because one thing is just do an impression of someone and mock their voice. Yeah. It's one thing. He nailed the voice, but it's not an impression.

It's like, he is the character. It was good. He embodied it. Have you seen it? No. But yeah, it was fun. You know Dave. He's just agreeing with me. He's like giving, you know. I'm cleaning up Joe's words to make him ready for radio.

A little better. I make him radio ready. Radio ready. This one has a weird download. Look at that round corner download card. CD Baby. CD Baby? What's that, like a 90s?

Yeah, I don't know. That's like the dot com boom, right? CD Baby. Is that still around? Visit CD Baby. This weekend in Poconos. Stop that, Dave. Don't do it.

I'm not joking. Stop it. I'm not joking. I don't like it. Laser etched, which is really cool. This CD Baby download card looks like a gift card to a baby store. Doesn't it?

Oh, yeah. The graphic design on the download card is horrible. Yeah, and they use green. Like the three little play buttons that are floating, the triangle thing. That's really bad. So bad. Yeah, let's drag. That was so sick when it first came out.

Hey, boys. Download card. Boys, boys, listen up. We got a fucking platform here. We got a podcast. I think we got some listeners here. I think we should use this opportunity to drag this fucking download card

and really give this download card some shit. Give it the business. Give it the business. I say we just spend about 45 minutes giving this thing the business. Like, yo, the little logo. You start, Joe. Other little three little triangles up here.

Oh, come on. They're so stupid. Come on. It tastes three little triangles up here. Oh, come on. They're so stupid. Come on. It tastes like Gorgonzola. And this is in no way mocking the artwork for the tape. No. Which, by the way... The laser etch on the front? They had no input on

the graphic design of CD Baby. No. They used laser beans to scratch in that cover, huh? Yeah. That Noroco case has a laser bean carving. I really like the graphic design of the liner notes in here with all the... The lettering and stuff? The lettering with the filled in...

Process... Closed shapes. Primary colors. It's very nice. It's very nice. Let me tell you my one beef. You remember in hip hop there was the East Coast, West Coast. Yeah, I heard about that.

Smoking these meats. So you're familiar when I say beef. I'm not talking about smoking meats. Smoking these meats. We're talking about hip-hop. Tweet Baby Ray. I'm just talking about having a problem with something. My problem with a feud my feud

um so they said my feud with these naroko cases that have the laser etching on them uh-huh when while they look tight that shit's gonna break in the mail that's just gonna break in the mail why is it gonna break a naroko case why is it gonna break in the mail. Why is it going to break? A Norelco case? Why is it going to break in the mail? Because that's how God planned it. No, no. That's how society functions. The Norelco case breaks in the mail. Because it's laser etched? No, because it's a Norelco case, you dummy.

Because it's a Norelco case, you dummy. So what's your problem with this tape? Joe, you should not have drank a glass of wine. Because you are all tipsy already. Then it has a Norelco case? Mike, honestly, how many Norelcos have broke? Like, percentage-wise. Really?

Not that many? Not that many. No, but I was thinking the same thing. It's like you ruin the packaging if that Norelco breaks. I was just saying, a lot of the times, Norelco cases will break in the mail. And it's no big deal because you get a shitty tape, you throw it away. You use that Norelco case. But with this one big deal because you get a shitty tape, you throw it away. You use that rocker case. But with this one, you have etched in

ain't no more ape face. I see what you're saying. You've etched it in. They're living on the edge, man. If this case breaks, what am I? Calling up my laser etching guy and asking him to make me another one? No, they're saying fuck it, man.

They're saying fuck it. It's punk rock. It's punk rock. They're saying I don. It's punk rock. It's punk rock. They're saying I don't give a fuck. All right. You ready to play these three? Being ready. I'm dying to hear this fucking.

You said it's Danzig we're going to hear, right? I love Danzig. Let's hear some fucking Danzig then, man. Mama. Mama. Tell your babies not to wear my skull. Joby. Joby Joby Intoxica How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?

My name is Alfred Hitchcock, and this is Music to be Murdered By. It is mood music in a jugular vein, and I hope you like it. Our record requires only the simplest of equipment. An ordinary phonograph needle, a four-inch speaker, and a.38 caliber revolver.

Naturally, the record is long playing, even though you may not be. So why don't you relax, lean back and enjoy yourself until the coroner comes. Good evening. Welcome to the House of Shock. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. On Saturday night When I go for my date My baby and I Just sit and wait for Vargas the Magnificent. We don't go out to rolling rocks. We get our kicks from the house of shot he's got shaggy hands and a graveyard vampire blood everywhere that vargas

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We get our kicks from the house and shop We don't go out to roll and rob We get our kicks from the house and shop If you want a thrill, the lights down low Set for the cool, steal the show, see Vargas the Magnificent We don't go out to roll and rock We get our kicks from the house of shock Thanks for watching! Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so

so Thank you. so so so I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. We on the Futurama shit Cuz he in your momma's shit Mothership hovering the other shit Rappers on they mother's tip Baby with the bobblehead Chill we need to suck it up Do your work and squabble at

Who here to bring the game back? Chuck Taylor's Raider hats Three stripes matching Jack and Pirate power All of that Tagging in the laundromat Bang gang Speed boys break dancing Remember that way back? I got that safe on the corner rap Three stripes matching Jack and Pirate power all of that Tagging in the laundromat paying games

B-Boys break dancing remember that way back I got that safe on the corner rap Fill em up with global maps Quiet up and drink the Vap Rap Make em swallow that sleep very easy Let you put em in a casket floor Can't pay em back in the naff We on, make a cameo

Out the park like a Bambino Show respect like a Bambino Raise your hands like a Bandito We on that no laces, buckethead chain Swing your rat, bring it back, bring it back like One for the money, yes sir, two for the show Stream for the four, come alive, future shot One for the money, yes sir, two for the show

Five for the inches, six inches One for the money, yes sir, 2 for the show Scream for the form, come alive, future shot 1 for the money, yes sir, 2 for the show 5 Dimensions, 6 Senses Us with that 5th Dimension shit Corbin Dallas, veteran, the mentalist, chemist, that inventive tip We gon' bring the rap back, we gon' hit the game like it's blackjack

Kings and Aces, street corner, liquor in the bag, rap You can find God where the murderers and thieves at Zombies all over where your brains at Seen the sky ring, rats and snakes Backstabbers and flakes, frauds in them fakes Robbers and object, yeah, it can all change in a blink Hold them open, bear witness to the rollercoaster forward motion Life is just a ride, kid

Some days you have an urge to close your eyelids Back it up and live a life of silence Be surprised it's the violent Life get more trying to survive it Old school like Mayan I flip that shit like 96 Goin' Rwanda One for the money, yes sir

Two for the show Three for the form Call me live, future shot One for the money, yes sir, two for the show Three for the form, come alive, future shot One for the money, yes sir, two for the show Five dimensions, six senses One for the money, yes sir, two for the show Three for the form, come alive, future shot One for the money, yes sir, two for the show

Five dimensions, six senses. There's an aching in my head Sucker, I'm ill though, heart like stilto The label for you, you fuck like dildo This ain't Wilco, ain't nothing free I'm a billboard, plant money tree This be real rap, ain't Wilco, ain't nothin' free I'm a billboard, playin' money tree This be real rap, ain't no soft shit We spit rawness, they spit carton Ain't like Lawless, no one honest

You ain't got shit, really, you ain't hot shit I use logic, they use nonsense We stay standing, they all fuck with We keep building, they keep crumbling They so egos, need that humbling I stay lethal, they get weaker Y'all bang hood rats, we bang speakers I put work in, y'all just sleeping

We been hustling, or you been dreaming? Hey, there's an aching in my head Shut up, this be your morning, Lord in my head shut up this be a monologue don't you step in close them lips up don't ask questions I'm that head trick

I got message we on that Y shit we spit lessons y'all should listen they ain't savage they ain't classy we drop gems on them they just plastic

we be cashmere they burlap sack shit, they lazy practice Rap is catfish, rap is acting, real shit happen And rappers panic, they shit fiction, my shit manic They fire pistols, we smoke cannons, we got anthems We so massive, we just champing, you that mad kid You ain't lasting, just a cash grab, you just a passing, you ain't random, sucker I worked all these years to get us into a nice house like this and you go running around the country pretending to be a crook, what, but you ashamed of me? Why else would you go running around with those gold toothed, greasy ass hair holding on to your Johnson like it's the only one God created?

You ain't tough, there are some real kids out there who are gonna kick your narrow ass. You ain't from the street and only somebody who wasn't would think it was something to glorify. Glorify. Glorify. Glorify. Glorify. Trick or treat.

Trick or treat. Yeah, what was with that shit about the gold tooth greasy hair thing? Is that a dig at me? It is. Yes. What's that all about? the gold tooth greasy hair thing? Is that a dig at me? Yes. What's that all about? Weren't you being nice? I've been doing that from the beginning. Doing what?

Digging at me? Yeah, through my selection of tapes. There's always something that digs at you. There's a mystery? Yeah. I can't believe it took this long to catch on. No, I knew the whole time. I've been trying to keep it exciting for us,

so I've been acting like I didn't know. It's starting from the beginning, huh? Wow. No, I knew the whole time. I've been trying to keep it exciting for us, so I've been acting like I didn't know. There's been... It's starting from the beginning, huh? Wow. First time I was ever on. You do love... It's a dead giveaway, because you do love a mystery.

I do love mysteries. And like planting Easter eggs. Yeah, Easter eggs. Oh, I love Easter eggs. He likes to plant them. That ape Face tape, that label's been around since 1996. Really?

Hand solo? Yeah. But they're only up to release number, that's like 41. Taking some long breaks. Hey, man. Take your time. What's the rush? Take it easy, man. Everybody's always trying to get their numbers up.

Come to my relaxation party. It's going to be spooky, baby. Spooky news. We played, was it Dirty Sample or something like that? Yeah, that's who produced all the... Same person. That's who produced all the beats. We have a case of same identity.

Black, before that on Big Lahoo Comeback. All raps. Written and performed by A-Face. Jeeva. Black. Jeeva. All raps. What is that? Jeeva. That's Google Translate. Sweet Baby Ray's. Smoking those meats.

Smoking these meats. Fuck you, man. Don't play that one. I told you not to play that one. It hurts my feelings, and I told you all fair, so you know it's not a joke. So you know it's not a bit, because I told you all fair, how much it hurts my feelings. And I say I just want to be friends. I just want to be friends who don't hurt my feelings, don't clown me, don't make me dumb on the podcast. All right.

Joby, you want to start this round? Oh, you want to go counterclockwise? What are you putting in there, Joe? Let's see. I'll play... What's he going to do? It's a lizard. Davis Garris...

Why are you hitting on my buttons tonight, brother? Garris Cyborg. I don't know how you say what this Dave is called. Habon. Habon. It's lowercase h and then capital B-O-N. Habon. Habon. Habon.

Let me see it. What is it? Is it a lizard? It's not a lizard. Good. And this is on Kill Ego? Kill Ego. On the goddamn concrete!

What is that one? It's a mystery. I don't know what the language is on the back. It's a swastika. It looks like Arabic. That better be one of the good swastikas. I think it's the good one. Yeah.

Came with a good one sticker. I'm going to put it on my iPad. I'd be very careful. Yeah, you'd be very careful. Very careful. Oh, I live on the edge. On both sides. This looks fucking nice.

This is a, what's this, an RGB explosion in here. And what entity is that on the cover? Ganesh. Is that Ganesh? What's Ganesh's deal? I don't know much about Ganesh. I feel like you would know. You don't know? Maybe a little bit, but not really. You're the guy I go to for all my religious stuff.

You always know it. Plus, your mom read Da Vinci Code. Yeah, it's got the one cut Tusk I don't really know I don't want to get into it I don't want to sound stupid Isn't that the worst

Isn't that the worst When you try to go a little bit extra And just say something And then you sound so stupid And you're just like thank god no one listens I don't know anything about it Dave do you know anything And just say something, and then you sound so stupid. Sounds dumb, yeah. And you're just like, thank God no one listens to this fucking podcast. I don't know anything about it. Dave, do you know anything?

God. Dave's the dumbest. Dave's the dumbest out of all of us. Dave's the dumbest. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is fucking rough. Hand me the Astro, please. I know why you're playing this.

And the knife. Why do you know that? I know exactly. How do you know that? I know. Dave, I should say this to you. Who told you? I don't know if we can even this. And the knife. Why do you know that? How do you know that? Dave, I should say this to you. Who told you? I don't know if we can even trust Joe at this point. You know why he's playing this, right?

Where'd the blade go? I really wanted the blade. The blade's stuck on the table. Why are you doing bad boy stuff like putting knives on tables? We all know that it's canon. It tabs out canon that Joe is a Trump guy. Big time. I like him. This tape is Russian. I know. This is a collusion tape. It's out canon that Joe is a Trump guy. Big time. I like him.

This tape is Russian. This is a collusion tape. It's not collusion. And if it was collusion, it's not a big deal. It's not illegal. Collusion's not a crime. No, not to get distracted from the show and I don't want to get off topic, but it is true. Collusion's not a crime.

It's not a crime. It's not a big deal. I don't understand why you're making a big deal. Look in not a crime. It's not a crime. It's not a big deal. I don't understand why you're making it a big deal. Look in the law dictionary. I looked in the law dictionary. I gave him a chance, and it's pretty good. All right, Dave, what do you got after this tape? I got to pick just the right one. Yeah, don't mess up.

You have to accept that tape. You have to embrace that tape. I'm going to play a tape. You have to accept that tape. You have to embrace that tape. I'm going to play a tape. You have to accept that tape. From Ingrown Records. Magic from Space. What? Magic from...

Hold on. Magic from Space. Hold on. Space, space, space, space. Keep setting you up for the drop and you're missing it. Magic. Oh, let's do it. No, let's try it one more time.

Magic from space. Oh, fuck. Sorry, I hit the wrong one. No, seriously, let's do it one more time. We can even cut all the rest out. Magic from space. You're so fucking stupid. I know, I know.

So what is the cool thing in this? The magic or the space? Because a lot of the times the outsiders, they like the mystics. You know what I mean? They like to call their tape like, you know, Star Child from the Fifth Memory. Eight Hours of Drone from, you know, Ernie Arnbuckle. Guitar and Modular Sins.

And Prepared Something. Yeah, Something's prepared. Prepared mousetrap. Yeah. Prepared mail. A mail or a meal? A meal. A mealworm.

A mail mealworm. So what's cool on this? The magic or the space? Music with prepared meal. I don't know. Magic from space. Joe, what do you think is cooler? Magic or space?

I like magic better. I think space is magic, Joe. I mean, if we're being honest and we're being really truthful and we're being friendly because we're best friends. You know what I think is magical? Episode 134, Dumb Dave gets deep. You know what I think is magic is space. Space is magical. Episode 134, Dumb Dave. Dumb Dave gets deep. You know what I think is magic is space. Space is magical. Sure. I like magic. That thing was heavy. That thing was heavy. That was heavy, man.

You were a smart guy. Let me see the tape. I don't think you're ready for it, Mike. Oh my god, I'm not. Probably. I haven't filled out any paperwork. I don't know if your brain can handle this. Do you guys have the updated... Put your math card in. Do you guys have the updated ID?

The updated ID? Yeah, the updated ID. Where you have to show your birth certificate and stuff. I've been at that. I don't have it. No? I thought you have to have it. I don't have to do anything. American Bad Boy Mike Alley? Have to? I thought you have to have it. I don't have to do anything. American bad boy Mike Haley? Have to?

I don't like the government. I don't listen to them. I make my own rules. Joe, try to catch up. The government is actually bad. Yeah, they actually do bad stuff. And what are they going to do? Honestly, what are they going to do? Well, my boy's going to drain that shit. I've been...

Joe, I don't want to get too real on you right now, but something to think about. Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses. All right. Yeah, I'm not ready for this, by the way. This pattern. There's a pattern here. I'm not ready for it. Oh, well.'s a pattern here, I'm not ready for it

My turn? Let's do this What do I gotta babysit? Tape 000, that's the name of the project All lowercase, as in OTA How do you do lowercase numbers? Thank you, Joe Here's the problem

Here's the problem with tonight's episode Here's the problem, here's my issue So far, you boys have said some... How do you get low-priced numbers? You've been saying the deepest shit I can think of. You guys are like a couple of Frasier Cranes over here. I can't keep up. Oh, man.

Come on. The label OTA. You could do this with Skittles. You could do this with Skittles. You could do this with Skittles. You could do it with M&M's. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it. You could do this with Skittles.

Oh, come on. Why is it loop? I don't know. You could do it with chocolate chips. You could pipe on it. No, it's really stuff like that. Chasing Windows on OTA. Ostrace Amigos.

Label from Portugal, if I recall. I don't know anything about this. It's a C20. It means the three friends, in case you were wondering. That I know Portugal, if I recall. I don't know anything about that. It's a C20. It means the three friends, in case you were wondering. That I know. We've discussed that. Who was your favorite three amigo from the movie? Martin Short.

What about you, Dave? Who else? Chevy Chase. And who else? Chevy Chase was good, too. Steve Martin. Steve Martin. Steve Martin.

I never really got into Steve Martin. I never understood why he was funny. Steve Martin never really made me laugh. You didn't like the jerk? No. I didn't get the jerk at all. What about Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? I like the one where he poops at the table.

I like the one where he has the long nose. That's the jerk, right? Roxanne? Roxanne. That was a good one. That was a modern take on a classicanne. Roxanne. Roxanne. That's right. No, that was a good one. That was a modern take on a classic tale. On a classic Shakespearean tale, right? I love when they take Shakespearean tales and they set them in my time.

Yep. I'm sure it is hilarious. Romeo and Juliet, but who's this? Cardi B? Huh? And they're in high school? Maybe I need to see him. I don't know.

I don't think I've ever seen that movie, honestly. How about we do a dark reboot of all the Geico commercials? It's like the cavemen, but they're gritty. But they're gritty. And it's dark.

It's dark. I've never seen Steve Martin in a movie where he's a supporting role, though. Maybe if he's like... Oh, no, he's the leading man. Hold on, hold on. I might like him better if he's working off of somebody else. Oh, okay's like... Oh, no, he's the leading man. Yeah, but... Hold on, hold on, Dave. I might like him better

if he's like working off of somebody else. Oh, okay. I'm going to say three words to you and it's going to end this conversation and we're going to be done. My Blue Heaven, Dave.

My Blue Heaven's awesome. You've never seen My Blue Heaven? No, no. You mean you've only seen it a few times? You could melt all this. You could melt all this stuff.

No, I've never seen it. Oh, it's so good. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's a classic. No, I've never seen it. Oh, it's so good. That's a classic. Kim and I believe you haven't seen My Blue Heaven. Text Dave555 if you've seen My Blue Heaven. Tape 000. I'm pretty sure this is probably someone who does this label.

They just put out a batch. Based off what info? Based off just pure intuition. This isn't a lie What do you have Why are you pretty sure You got nothing Could you repeat the question your honor

Fake news I was actually liking it Now I started out not liking it Now you like him We've talked about this label before Now I started out not liking it. Now you like him. We've talked about this label before and how a lot of handmade-ness going into it. Everything. Different covers.

Like handmade covers. You still haven't said why you think it's a... Because there's literally nothing on the back. There's no info. You have to embrace that tape. Listen, man. I've been doing this podcast for pretty long. I think when I have a hunch, I think it's a pretty good tape to say I think I know what I'm talking about.

All right. All right. Let's play these three tapes. Are you ready? Yes. Uh-huh. Mother. tapes. Are you ready? Yes. Uh-huh. Mother... Thank you. In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. Al-Fatiha. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You think you can do it, Joe? I can do it.

No, I can do it. I hate smart people. Let's just try to act like we're smart. Tabs out. Here we are back at the top of the hour. No, not like that. It's like coming back through tapes. Yeah.

First one. Garry Cyborg. What's that fucking asshole's name? Real stiff. The Ruggo Borey. Go real stiff. Ted Butler. No, I was thinking.

Stop chewing. More NPR Ira Glass. Coming up. This is American Life. life there you go today's show spookiness knots yeah like how did they happen i hate the cadence of his voice is that the right word cadence not how do they have cadence yeah there's definitely a girl named there's definitely like an npr Cadence. Yes, yes. The pacing of the voice. Yeah, and he's the guy that fucking started it. It's like three words or whatever.

This American life. Today's show we delve into poverty. Doorknobs. I hate it when he's like, part one. Why did you show in part I? I hate part one too, Joe.

Get me into the middle. What if it was Dan Gottlieb that set the trend? I hate Dan Gottlieb too. Everybody else tried to do it. Fuck, I hate Dan Gottlieb. This is Marketplace Weekend. I'm Kai Ristel. This is Marketplace Weekend.

You know he's in a wheelchair, Dave. Welcome to the car talk. Are you trying to do what I think you're trying to do? Let's move on. Magic from Space. What was that tape called? That tape's got an outsider name. Who are these kids with their emojis in the titles?

I don't get it. And the shit with the you can't read it. It's all different. Ingrown Records, though, put that out. It's like Musical Note, Fried Egg Chicken Ring is the name of the tape. Yeah, you can't get it. And the shit with the, you can't read it, it's all different. Ingrown Records, though, put that out. It's like musical note, fried egg chicken wing is the name of the tape. Yeah, you can't do that. You know what? Back in my day, the White Album. Really easy.

Sgt. Pepper. Layla single. That's for the later. Gareth Cyborg starting off the block with no collusion. And even if there was collusion... It's not a big deal. I'm not going to judge whether or not it's illegal.

Yeah, it's definitely not. Where is it written? I'm a liberal. I voted for Hillary, but it's not a crime. It's just not a crime. And Mitch McConnell has also promised me that... Crooked Hillary? All right, guys.

All done. All right, Joe Bay. Benghazi. You saw... Wait, what did you just say? Huh? Nothing. All right, I'm going to play this.

Trick or treat. Now, I couldn't find any... I didn't try super hard. I'll put that out there. You never try super hard. Why don't you try harder? but I tried a little bit. Well, that's enough. And I couldn't find any info about this tape.

Google the first three things. There's nothing. You Googled three things. No, no, no. I went down the first three. You only Googled once. Yeah, I Googled once. And you didn't even look at the whole first page.

First three results. No, Joby's the first three results guy. I skipped the ads, though. First three results. No, Joby's a first three results guy. Yeah. So what did you- I skipped the ads, though, because sometimes it says ad. That's not- And then I go to the first three. You can't be bought. No.

You can't be bought and sold. Do you want to tell people what you drive? Oh, a Prius. Yeah. Environment. It's called the environment. It's called the environment. It's called the environment. Look it up.

Hey, look outside. Tell me what you see. I have a metal straw. Oh, I do too. It's filled with tuberculosis, I'm sure, by this point. Ever hear of climbing chains? I'm breaking them. Listen, I'm a liberal, but collusion's not a crime.

It's not a crime. I don't know if we made that clear. It's not a big deal. So this tape is called Reek Trance Indonesian. That's the name of the tape? I don't know what it is. All right, so Reek Trance recorded in Chinook, West Java.

Did Sean send us this tape? Sean Stavox? Yeah. Who's in Indonesia? He's just in Java. I have no clue. I don't know where this tape came from. It says,

This Reek show was put on to celebrate a young boy's circumcision, which I'm against. You're against that? Hold on, do you want to speak about this? I know, I've talked about it way too much. This is the only reason why you're playing this tape. I'm super against circumcision. You did circumcise your daughter,

though, didn't you? I'm against male circumcision. Thank you. Yeah, not female genital mutilation. Why is it for girls it's genital mutilation, but for boys it's circumcision, it's healthy? Why isn't there a white history month? Come on, Joe, shut the fuck up.

What tape are you playing? Jesus Christ. Can't say anything anymore. I know. Gabe was talking about this earlier. I can't even say female genital mutilation without getting an uproar from this leftist. The instruments played are drums called dog-dog

and the double reed instrument called a taro-taro-pet with the music a medley of Sudanese pop songs, dang-dut, that's the national pop style hits and more intense freestyle moments meant to initiate the trance i feel like we haven't figured out who this is that was the initial question isn't this is a field recording if you want to call it that of this i think a reek show is this thing, a musical event, meant to celebrate events. There's got to be a joke somewhere with someone who makes field recordings, but then they get so old they're like,

hey, kids, get off my field. Is that a bit? I don't know if that's a bit. I think there's something there. I think there's something there. The men in the group switch off between playing and dancing and trancing. I think there's a joke somewhere to be found in there. While in trance, the men perform various feats such as eating glass or getting smashed over the head by roof tiles.

When in trance, they said they feel no pain. No pain? So this was recorded by Paul Marquin. A re-trance performance. Yes. Taking place in West Java. Who is a DIY ethnomusicologist. May 2017. What is that?

A what? So this is almost like a Sublime Frequencies type of thing. Yes. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, exactly. The Ska Band? Sublime? Oh, fuck yeah, man. A DIY ethnomusicologist. So he studies on his own. He's not going there from a college or anything.

He does it himself. He does it himself. He does it himself. Goes and studies the music of indigenous people. Can I say indigenous anymore, or are you going to get all mad about that? I'll have to check. I'll have to check. I'll have to check.

I'll have to check, but I might be mad. Why are you putting me on the spot? She's just brazen, yeah. Remember when we used to do that character? I got to work. I said, look at this face. When I came to work last week, the dude Dan I work with was like, wow, they really were razzing you on the show the other day.

We were razzing you? Yeah. No, we were not. About my ring. That wasn't, who said this? Dan? Yeah. Only Mike was razzing you about the ring.

I wasn't even razzing about the ring. I don't think Dan knows. I don't think this Dan. He's't even razzing about the ring. I don't think Dan knows. I don't think this Dan. He's a man they're giving to you. I don't think this Dan knows what he's talking about. Hey, Dan, meet me behind the barn. We'll see who's. So we never, at least I never figured out.

What is this tape? It's like a sublime frequencies release of a ethnomusical. Don't say it. Don't say it. Indonesian trance. Indonesian trance. This isn't by an artist. Are you getting that? This doesn't conform

to my reality of what's going on. How am I supposed to file this away? I have a category for artists. What am I putting in it? Reek is some sort of

name. All right, Dave, what are you playing for that? What am I putting in it? Reek is some sort of name. Like P.U. All right, Dave, what are you playing for this thing? What's on the cover? I can't even say it. It's too dark in this room. I think it's a picture from the ritual. Celebrating this boy's circumcision,

which I'm wholly against. I'm for it. Who has those nerves? No, cut it off. Cut it all off. All you gotta do is pull it back to clean it. I can't take care of mine as is. As is. You don't want to pull back the skin? No, cut it off. Cut it off. All you got to do is pull it back to clean it. I can't take care of mine as is. You don't want to pull back the skin?

No, as is. I don't want to take care of mine right now. It's too much work. Yeah, mine's like when you get a new stove and you're like, I'm going to keep this one so clean. I just hate it because for like 100,000 years as a species, we dealt with it. And then 2,000 years ago.

How many years how long have humans been around a few hundred right a few hundred years are you with me there was like my parents and my grandparents and my great grandparents

oh Joe hold on these people from a thousand years ago can I see a photograph one photograph can I tweet right photograph? One photograph? Yeah. Can I see one photograph? Can I tweet right now and you can't show me one tweet? Would you find some bones? You got bones.

Here we go with the bones again. Here we go with the bones again. There were people a thousand years ago because I found these bones. Dude I used to work for didn't believe in carbon dating. He said it was fake. For real.

I'm trying. The bit I'm going for has to do with dating. When you go on a date. I'm not there yet. I'm not quick enough yet. I think we should move on. I love it when people get really into something being fake. Why?

Why? Who cares? Because it's not real. Especially something like that. It was crazy. It would drive me crazy. How does it change the world? I was like, you know the scientific method where they test it against different sets of data

and that's how they figure out that it works? They're not just making it up. They're not just waving a machine over dinosaur bones for like 65 million years. You gotta admit, though, they probably wish they could do that you know imagine they could just like this is science i i don't know man it's a science hate people that don't believe the science you're a trump guy though right huh yeah okay like it's politics not a science not a science stuff yeah my climate change is not real yeah it's that's prove science that's the science are we but i thought climate change was real but where it's

not man-made oh right where are we at this is a natural cycle are we back this is a natural cycle that happens all the time natural cycle yeah we have nothing to do with it yeah we don't oh i'm sorry women can have cycles but the earth can't yeah Adderall Canyonly is the tape that I'm going to play. Oh, nice. Tape on null zone. A little play on, what's the guy's name? Cannonball Adderley. Yes.

Jazz, I like jazz. Dude from Portland, I think. I love the greats. Oh, yeah, I love all the greats. The jazz greats. The jazz greats. I love the legends. I like the legends.

I like the heavy hitters. I like the legends. I like the heavy hitters. I like... All right. Now I see... Now I think you're being a little bit... Maybe... I know.

I'm just being fun. Yeah. Well, I like when people... Keep it PC. Just keep it PC. What are you playing, Dave? I already said it. Adderley Cannibal.

Adderley Cannibal. Lucid in a Wasted Way. On Null Zone. Oh, yeah. Fine label. Just put out like three... I don't even know how you categorize it. Because it's like one batch,

but it's spread out over a month or two. Oh, yeah. It's really nice artwork. I don't know how to describe it. It's kind of like an abstract collage of different abstract images. Little wedges? Would you call that shape a wedge? Like a potato wedge?

No, it's not a wedge. That's not the right word for it. Let me see. I'll tell you exactly what it is. I'm on fire right now. Oh, there you go. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. What am I looking at? The shape. What one? There's so many. Yeah, but they're all the same shape.

I lost it. It looks like if you took the cubert board and- Just took one section. Zoinked it out. It's just a line. That's not a line. These are just lines. There's a couple wavy lines.

I think there's like a character in there, like a snake man in there. Huh? You see? Yeah, I see the snake man. It's very scary. What's the name of this tape? Lucid in a Wasted Way? Very nice. What do you got to say about it, Dave?

I listened to it a lot. Oh, yeah? And it's very good. I like all that. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard. Is it my turn? Yeah, it's been your turn. Yes, please go. Please fucking go. What kind of shit to turn? Yeah, it's been your turn. Yes. Yes, please go. Please fucking go. What kind of shit to do?

Yeah, man. Jesus Christ. What do you want to talk about, Mike? What do you want to talk about? It's pink. I thought we could just talk about... I don't know. Oh, I like to talk about something random.

I thought we could just talk. I thought we could just be friends for once. Why do you do this? Why do you do this? I hardly ever see you. Now you treat me like this. Come on. Come on.

We talked about that one. Okay, I'm joking. I don't care about it. All this just rolls off me like water. I don't give a shit. Sweet Baby Rays is very good. Bonnie Baxter. Ask me how Satan started.

First of all, no. Sweet Baby Rays. I'm not going to talk about that. Ask me how Satan started. You want me to no. Sweet baby right. Let's talk about how Satan started. You want me to talk about a devil with you and be scared? Not a devil. The devil. You got about three hours.

You got about three hours. You want to get into this? You got a big thing about how the devil started, right? Yeah, but we don't have time. We don't have time. Mike, we don't have time. You just want to sit here. We can't even get into it.

You can't even get into one part? No. Not even. Because it's's so complex it's so sprawling it has nothing to do with your improvisational skills they're on par it's just that way you've come up with the world it is what it is

I forgot Bonnie Baxter and Kill Alters. What? Kill? I'll talk to you about it later. Another scary one, right? Dave, I don't want to talk about it later.

That's bad boy stuff. Oh, yeah, you do. You do. Killing? Killing Alters. Oh. That makes you think. Things that make you go, hmm.

But this is the first solo release. Dave's scary. On the label you go, hmm. But this is the first solo release. Dave's scary. I'm the label. Dave's scared. Are you alright, Dave? Do you need some time off? I'm getting sleepy. Oh, Dan's getting sleepy. Oh no, you're putting on your hood? I'm getting a little bit sleepy. But, uh, I'm...

You scare me so bad. Do like five or six more of those. Let me just shake this off. Run through a few of those. Basically space aliens. Job of the hunt. Keep them coming. Do a lot of them.

All right, let's go. Come on. All right, you want to play these tapes? Yeah. You have to embrace that tape. ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. so I'm out. I'll punch you in the dick! Thank you. Thank you. So white, so hot So white, so hot So white, so hot Thank you. Oh, my God. Actually, actually, it's, it's how, how, um, how, how, how things, how it's starting to be, um, I say, wait a minute, how, how did it start to be a thing? Thank you. And we are back. All right.

Are we really? Because I can't hear you, Dave. You're not screwing up, are you? How about now? Okay, now I'm ready to talk about this stuff. Here's the thing. What do we call it? Who is the artist for the first tape?

The tape that you played, Joe. Who is it? There's no artist. There's no artist. Who is the artist for the first tape? The tape that you played, Joe. There's no artist. And what do you call it? If I had a bar mitzvah and you recorded it and put it out on tape. No, I'd give that a name. You'd be the artist. Oh.

Well, I don't know who this boy is who's getting a circumcision. That's celebrated, though. I think you'd just reek Indonesian trance. I'm fine with things being scary, but not disorganized. This is where I draw the line. That's where I draw my lines. I don't let any citrus pass that point. None?

And then what was next? What did you play, Dave? I played Adderall Canyonly C44 edition of 50 on Null Zone

and then that Bonnie Baxter tape Ask Me How Satan started on Hatsu Mountain that comes out next month what

this is a sneak peek it was back in time travel we don't talk through the Poconos to this

tabs out exclusives out exclusive. Oh, it might be tabs out exclusive. Wow. How do we manage that, Dave? Well, you know, we grease some wheels. I love how you grease the wheels. Pop that shirt off and just grease those wheels. I'm like, what is he doing?

What is he doing to my car? Greasing my wheels. How soon about number 82. That'll be a C36, though. Though? Though. Yeah, why would you say though? Why would I say that?

All right, Dan's yawning. Who's up next? Well, does anybody need to talk about anything? Nope. Get anything off their... I don't have anything. I think I got it off my chest. Nope, I think we should do a lightning round.

Oh, lightning round. You don't want to just hang out for a little bit? A tabselle lightning round. I like to just get to it. Oh, I get it. You want to have more time after this to hang out. Oh, okay, boys. Okay.

That's right. That's right. Like, you want to do some hanging out after this that, like, if it didn't happen, it couldn't be proven that it wasn't happening. That's exactly right. Just go along with it, okay? I like that you put me in the left hand. No, I can't hear it on that ear.

What did you say on that side? What did you say on my bad side? It's a surprise. You know that possum bit that ear. For the listeners. You know your headphones coming off that part. You know that possum bit that ear. The possum bit your ear?

Dave, are you going to go? Yeah, let's start with me. Start with you. What's that? What's that? A sandwich on the inside of that? Yeah, it's a Kootagie. I'm going to stop at Wawa.

It's a Kootagie. A Kootagie? Yeah. Yeah, did we ever figure out what that sandwich was? It's like an Italian. Did we ever? Why are we? It's like a spicy Italian hoagie sandwich.

That's the name of a sandwich. That label name, that's the name of a label. That's the name of a sandwich. That label name, that's the name of a label. That's the name of a label. Oh, I do remember that. Let me see the picture. Kootagie records, they're from Michigan somewhere.

And I guess in Michigan they make a kootagie, which is like an Italian sausage hoagie. Italian sausage hoagie. Oh, it's like a local specialty. Yeah. I'm very, very

interested in local specialties. Like when politicians go around campaigning go get a cootie and go get one and they're at the local place I'm here at Jimmy's Deli and I'm getting a cootie it's great I love it

it's unbelievable sandwich cheese steak with Swiss and everyone's like boo you can't be the president you gotta get a whiz on it or something. Who gives a fuck? You gotta eat Scrapple and shit. Scrapple, yeah. You call something like a hoagie

when you're supposed to call it a... A grinder or whatever. A grinder. That sounds dirty. A grinder? I used to be a grinder. Those days are over. I'm proud of it.

I could do a grinder on a skateboard. I did a grinder. What happened to that talk of a lightning round? I don't know. Yeah, let's do that. We're in the eye of the storm. If you want to, we'll talk about this Bonnie Baxter artwork. We didn't talk about that at all.

Well, it's crazy. Just go ahead. Everyone knows what it looks like. Everyone knows what it looks like. How super... Everybody knows what it looks like. How does he make this? Nobody knows yet. We had Monk on the case.

We had all the finest detectives on the case. No one can figure it out. He's an 8-bitter, I think. There's also an aspect of collage, I feel. He's an 8-bitter with the collages. No one knows how he does it. Max Allison. It's sick.

Yeah, it's crazy. Because there's a Ferris wheel in the background that's really small. There's like a pop-up little carnival in the background. Let me see. All the way at the top. Oh, they're all in the background. Yeah. It's a carnival.

No one knows how he does it. No one knows. Nobody knows. I like that. Nobody knows. Going back to the tape that I'm playing. Oh, in the background. Yeah. It's a carnival. No one knows how he does it. No one knows. Nobody knows. I like that. Nobody knows. Going back to the tape that I'm playing. Oh,

in the lightning round? Yeah. I like that the Kudagui Records tape on the spine, they have the little sandwich on the spine above the catalog. Hold on. Stop.

Stop. Stop. I'm hungry, right? I'm hungry. Yeah, I'd go get a Kudagui right now. Yeah, it's part of the fucking

lightning round. Is this the lightning round? It started already. It started. It's going on now. All right Kudagi right now. Yeah, it's part of the fucking lightning round, Mike. Is this the lightning round? It started already. It started. It's going on now. Yuto Ohashi. Yeah. Yuto Ohashi from Tokyo.

Juvenile. That's a good city, too. Insubstantial Represent. Is that the name of the cassette? Mm-hmm. It is, because I looked. It is, because I looked. And that's what I'm playing And now what are you playing Mike

Go at one and a half times speed This is the lightning round One and a half times speed You can't just pitch up You have to go fast too No I need a lot of time for this Remember the micro machines guy Oh my god Do you remember anything about the 80s in retro No, I need a lot of time for this. Remember the Micro Machines guy?

Oh my God. Do you remember anything about the 80s and retro? I mean, all of it. Everything. All of it. All the classic shit. They were just little cars, right? Did I do that?

Yeah, they were just tiny little cars and he talked fast. What a gimmick. What a gimmick. Fuck you. Fuck you. We loved them. We loved them. Fuck you. Fuck you. We loved them. We loved them. Slap bracelets. Slap.

I'd slap bracelets. Oh, yeah. I love them. Slap bracelets. They got banned in my school. Oh, yeah. Because- Learn pencil fighting? Oh, yeah.

Back to the bus. I had the Huskies. Do I remember the game I was really good at? Husky pencils? You never had a fucking Husky pencil? Didn't need them. But you probably had some sort of cheat that you did. Oh, I had two cheats.

I had the Husky pencils, and I would also break the eraser off and then bite the eraser casing so it's like an ax. Yeah, yeah. It makes a chip in the pencil. We did them back of the bus, behind the seat. I used to pull the lead out and fill it with eraser Nuh uh It was illegal

Some sort of bounce back thing It was illegal as shit I don't care I don't care it was illegal as shit And I did it anyway Your hair's got a great little swoosh right now Do you like that? I call it my morning Joe.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Based on Joe Scarborough. Shout out to whoever does his hair. I have thick hair, yeah. Yeah, you have really thick hair. I like to call it luxurious. Oh, I wouldn't. I'm not taking that from you. It's a gift but a curse. It is a gift but a curse.

Oh, Dave put his hat on. He's got a hood and a hat. This tape... Okay. I don't really understand it. Stop touching my foot with your foot. I can't. I need to keep doing it. Storyteller. Oh, yeah. You sent a picture of this. Let me see the

cover again. Yeah. The cover... What is this about? I don't know because I haven't listened to it. Dave, are you going to just do that the whole time? I'm not doing anything. What kind of podcast is this? You just do that the whole time? What did this about? I don't know because I haven't listened to it. Dave, are you going to just do that the whole time? I'm not doing it. What kind of podcast is this? You just do that the whole time? What did I do? Who is this Jester King on the cover?

I don't know. It's part of the story. There's a spooky... I keep messing with his voice. What's it? Feed me, Seymour. What's that one? Yeah, it's like...

Little Shop of Horrors? And then a radio tower or something getting a transmission. I know. There's some sort of, who put it out? A dat, dat, dat. It's on there somewhere. Yeah. What is it?

I think that's it. Ad-a-dat. Ad-a-dat. Ad-a-dat. A-D-A-A-D-A-T. Yeah. Ad-a-dat. Ad-a-dat.

The stubborn organic emblem of social and Dave, pepper in some sound clips while I'm reading this. A social and biological survival tells the story of a king in waiting who embarks on a Oh god, there's all this

Think Fifty Shades of Grey The inside cover got real serious. Which is weird in stark contrast to the cover. Think Fifty Shades of Grey. The inside cover got real serious. Who are these? Which is weird in stark contrast to the cover. I would never expect that. It's bizarre. Right?

I don't get it. It's like a book on tape for kids. Then look at these two. These guys. They're real serious. Black and white photography. You ever heard of it? Art.

The outside's like a book on tape for kids, and the inside are two men who are not allowed near kids. No. No. There have been... Law near kids. No, no. There have been lawsuits. Yeah, yeah. This is about,

it says, think Fifty Shades of Grey, which I've already had a view. I'm always thinking about Fifty Shades of Grey. And Day of the Trifids. The book or the film? I feel like this has something to do

with a king having sex with a plant. You know that started as Twilight fan fiction? What did? Fifty Shades of Grey. Tell me more about Fifty Shades of Grey. It was originally Twilight fan fiction. Oh, the movie.

The vampire. They're not. Oh, yeah, the vampire film. Yeah, yeah, Twilight. The vampire. And there's werewolves, too. There's werewolves in it, too. If you've ever seen it.

I haven't. It sounds way too scary for me. What's it rated? What's it rated? PG. Oh, it's too much. You scary for me. What's it rated? What's it rated, PG? It's too much. You need parental guidance. What does that even mean? Well, Joe, some of this... I've never had my parents guide me

through a movie. This is so embarrassing when the adopted kid is like, what's parental guidance? It's like, oh my god. Like the emotional contact you don't have that I have because my parents are real. Because it's blood.

Blood's thicker than everything. So I'm going to play... You're playing that. I'm going to play... Should we talk more about it? Was this the lightning round? This is the lightning round. I'm going to go back to Dave. Was this the lightning round, Dave? It's supposed to be.

I'm going to play this Daniel Bachman and Matthew Sage, Low in the High Deserts 1 and 2. But I believe I'm just playing 1. This is a repress. Well, here's what I don't get about it. Of a 2013 release.

It's like, release number is like Patient Sounds Limited number 1. And there's 200 copies of the thing. So you got 200 copies of the dang thing. And it's the limited release. But your normal label just makes 50 copies or something normally. Which is less than 200.

I can't. You guys already clocked out. You guys are. It's too late for this. You guys already have the movie. For you, the too late for this you guys already for you the podcast is ended Leonardo DiCaprio where he's like

going this is like Inception I can't get it I don't get it who's the bad guy there's too many levels too many levels

it's like an onion I don't get it simplify it it's like the new season of Arrested Development I can't I don't get it I don't understand it

you didn't like that did you say Newsies new season oh the new season I didn't like it did you watch Newsies I watched like No, it's too much. Did you say Newsies? New season. Oh, the new season. Yeah, the new season. I didn't like it. No, it's too much.

Did you watch Newsies? I watched like two episodes. It's too much. It's too rich. Too rich. You think they're too smart for their own good. Yeah. Too smart for their own good.

It's like a double chocolate fudge at the beach. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Too chocolate. It's fucking nasty. Even if you like chocolate. Even if you like it. Yeah, too much chocolate.

Take a little nibble. But it's like that at the beach, you say. I don't want it anymore. Is being at the beach part of it? That's where you get the fudge. Tell me where I can get double chocolate fudge right now around here. Not at the beach. Not at the salt water taffy place.

Or like rock candy. Rock candy. That's gross. It's just sugar. Hard sugar. It's just sugar at that point. Who likes rock candy? Rock candy. That's gross. It's just sugar. Hard sugar. It's just sugar at that point. Who likes rock candy? I don't know.

You can get it on a stick. Like a big stick. Like a giant lollipop-sized stick. Daniel Bachman and Matthew Sage. Patient sounds. I like this Daniel Bachman. You like him? I like his music.

He can play that guitar pretty well. He lived in Philly for a little while. Oh, yeah? Mike Schmidt did. Yeah. Mike Schmidt, the baseball player? Von Hayes? Yeah, I think he lives in West Virginia or Virginia.

Gritty. What do you think about Gritty, Dave? I love Gritty. Gritty? Gritty's all right. Yeah, I like Gritty. You like Trump. Gritty. What do you think about gritty, Dave? I love gritty. Gritty? Gritty's all right. Yeah, I like gritty. You like Trump and gritty? Yeah.

I don't see why they can't go together. Just because a couple of lefty people made some gritty memes. Oh, you're not letting them take it, huh? No, you can't take that from me. So this Daniel Bachman and Matthew Sage stuff came out... 2013.

2013 in like edition of 25. Yeah. And this is like the first pro-dub version of it, right? What's the circumference? I feel like there were some bootlegs that circulated as well. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Did they catch them? I don't know. Did they catch the

rap bastards? Alright, you ready to end this up? Oh, we need to give away some tapes. We need like something for someone to do to get some tapes sent to them. I'm not good at that. Dave, you're good at it. What should someone tweet to get some free tapes? A picture of themselves sleeping.

That they took themselves? Or somebody took of them. No, that you take of it. You have to be the one. Yeah, tweet a picture of yourself sleeping. No. A sleeping self. Maybe you're not good at this you asked I didn't say I was good at it

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