Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #135 | 11.11.18

Episode Date: November 11, 2018

Shells, Nervous Operator, Mudd Corp, The Royal Arctic Institute, Anthéne, John Coltrane Quartet, Tiger Village, Housefire, R. Stevie Moore, Brian James Griffith, Zherbin, and Windy Boijen.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. He won't die. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. Oh, let's go back and forth.

Number, episode number. 1-35. I'm Mike. I'm Dave. Oh, let's go back and forth. Number, episode number... 135. I'm Mike. I'm Dave. Just the two of us, like Will Smith, Will Enium. It's just the two of us tonight. No Joe B tonight. Joe B is actually, he's taking over in the,

he's in the Justice Department now, I think. Oh, really? I think, yeah, he's acting. I don't want to talk about politics. It is a little too scary. Let's skip that whole thing. It's way too scary. But since Joe B's here, that means no snacks.

He's the snack man. You know what? That's true. He is. Oh, sorry about that. Of course, this is the first post. Did we just have a major jump in volume right there? Yeah, sorry about that.

What the hell happened there? Crackly Pot. I love Crackly Pot. Some of his early work. Oh, yeah. He's a master master he was one of the geniuses um he pioneered whatever genre crackly pot did crackly pot are you gonna play some tapes should we jump right in i was going to say though since it's uh the snack man joe b's on here this is the first post halloween the scary we don't have any candy there's tons of candy downstairs okay and i'm the kind of dad we're gonna get into that right in a big way

okay because i'm the kind of dad that will separate the good candy from the shit candy on night one and then every night so what are your kids good i'm like okay pick out from the bag and they're looking through the bag they're like there's no like snickers in here but there's a lot of like white chocolate and jelly beans and shit run smarties yeah runs and a toothbrush i'm like you can get one little you can get like a tablespoon of toothpaste then you go to bed i kind of dig the people that handed out the toothpaste now because i just keep it those boxes of gum that only have like two chiclets in it or junior mints i i find it odd that you give Junior Mints to children. Isn't that like an old person thing?

What is a Junior Mint? Dave, you are going hard on your crackly pot tonight. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Just saying, no. It's way too scary. I thought we were done with Halloween. I'll fix it later. I just have to talk loud.

Project my voice. Yeah, what did I teach you in drama class last year about projecting? About projecting your voice the audience my dear boy life's projecto ask not all right let's how do you want to do this tonight because we each i see have six tapes here yeah i don't it's this is scary we could do two each each block if you want to do that or and let me just hear me out maybe you could we could each play three on ourselves and present them to the other person like an offering like you go first you dave you pick three tapes oh i pick three and then you are you following me dear boy and then you play those and you explain them to me and you get like it like it's an offering to me like it's an offering and then you pick three? Are you following me, dear boy? I see what you're saying. And then you play those and you explain them to me

and you get, like, it's an offering to me. Like, it's an offering to you. And then I'll go and it'll be, like, an event for you to celebrate me going. And I'll be like, that's for me? This is for me? All right. That'd be very sweet.

We'll do that. You go first. Can I really do that? You go first. Well, I mean, technically, I'm going first because these tapes are for me. That brings up a valuable point. Okay, I'll go first. And these are the three on top.

So these are the three. It's a lizard. You know how I feel about that one. I'll play. I got a lot to say here. I'm not prepared for this. I haven't prepared for this a lot to say here. I'm not prepared for this. I haven't prepared for this. That is a lot.

I'm going to already start preparing my offerings. The heat is on. So is this our Thanksgiving episode? I think so. Because we're like bringing thanks to give, and you give it. And you're, for some reason, you're dressed up like a Native American tonight,

which I can't figure out why. What is with this? What is with the getup? I got scared for a second. I thought I forgot to put my Native American outfit back. And sometimes I get a little crazy at home. And you accidentally wear it out. I mean, it's not really cultural appropriation if you're just doing it in your house by yourself. That's true. That's true. It's kind of like a collusion. It's not a crime. I'm going to start off with this shells tape on unifactor unifactor just put out a batch and they sent us that batch and the package it did an explosion i thought you were going to say it

expired it did expire in the way that it was dead the package was completely bashed up to bits and pieces oh that's from that okay that's well you know here's what i think happened and this is all true everything i'm about to say is absolute fact just because it's very entertaining doesn't mean i'm making it up you're gonna lose your shit but it's real so you know how that guy was throwing bombs at democrats through the mail yes bad guy with the bombs yes with the weird photoshop hair no wait yeah yeah it was him i'm sorry i literally just got like a shooter mixed up with a bomber but you're right well i mean it's not that hard well you know

nowadays so that guy he mailed a bomb to our post office the post office that handles tapped out stuff because he tried to bomb joe biden that's right lovable joe biden lovable clumsy joe biden you're gonna bomb him like he won't bomb himself soon just give him lay off but about a week before that i heard he's got one of those uh peanut fake peanut cans in his uh cabinet and it gets him like every time the one with the snake popping out oh oh jesus christ don't even bring that up you just got me bringing it up because i was imagining a safe can he gets pranked by it all the time who's reloading it i think i don't know i think obama so anyway i don't know where i left off on this story but about a week before the bombs did yeah

the batch came and it was completely exploded to bits and i think it was a test bomb from the bomber he tried to get us first because we are very antifa i am at least i'm alt ripe you are i like that bob marley gem uh alt right we jamming this shells tape another time on unifactor it's a c24 right package exploded but then he sent him again shelly salon i think her name is possibly tyvek saturday looks good to me these are other bands that she plays in okay you with me i'm with you there's gonna be some guitar on this dave. You're going to go right to the beach, buddy. It's going to take you right... You're going to be relaxing, buddy. It's going to be a good time.

Mudcourt. Third Kind Records. Right? Oh, yeah. I know this one. Oh, snap. This is a good one. Actually, I'm going to save this for a moment

because I have something about that. That's good because, yeah, give me an offering. I want an offering. Nervous Operator. How about that? Nervous Operator. Nervous Operator. You ever call Nervous operator. How about that? Nervous operator. Nervous operator. You ever call a nervous operator?

Oh, see, I'm thinking like a nervous surgeon. Oh, no. You don't want that. You had one on your pecker surgery, didn't you? That's why it's all chopped up. You had a nervous operator. No, it's supposed to look like that. That's what I wanted.

Speaking of your pecker, incoherent reflections is the name of the tape i wanted a turkey beard spencer davis from vancouver you want it what like a turkey beard what's it called the thing that what is that that hangs from their thing called a beard that's like a cool goatee the guy from anthrax has a cool one what's his name what's his name it's got something right i like the um the cover of this with all these like little ghoulies that are all thrown about it's like a what would you call those things it's like if somebody took like weird clip art and put it all over yeah but my favorite thing is that this tape was mastered by general trash and art by max ammo like two obvious soldiers right

from a cartoon yeah general real soldiers real oh then we salute you all and then dave get up don't take a knee anymore show some respect for this tape but they're from vancouver though so it's the wrong and disrespectful i just can't get up but it's but correct me if i'm wrong it's from a kneeling injury right we don't have to go into that where do you stand on that like if you are kneeling if you're kneeling because you have an injury but you got the injury from kneeling during the national anthem where do you stand on that yeah because you could be like i don't believe in that anymore but i can't help it this is all good all this no i don't think they let you go let's go back to this mud corp tape real quick okay okay let's do that let's go back this came

out on third kind okay oh snap it's called okay okay all right dave i'm gonna show you this tape okay dave uh-huh uh-huh i'm gonna show you this tape okay Dave. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to show you this tape. Okay. Okay. And tell me what it's made of. Wood. The dang thing looks like wood.

Take this. And I'm being serious. Look at that. The dang thing looks like it's made of wood, right? Oh, yeah. Not only does it look like it's made of wood. Yeah. It looks like somebody wrote on the wood with pen it looks like a desk like a high schooler's desk that's been carved like a metallica rules was carved in

it into it but it's other stuff yeah right yeah mud corp oh snap i'm almost bubble letters i know or block letters i guess they're not really bubbly i'm almost getting mad at third kind records i'm getting angry at them in a way i'm getting angry at them where do you even get this kind of imprinting i don't understand it i don't know i've been seeing it more and more and it's so good when they do it they do it the best yeah the eqy tape that eve malone tape because i know national audio company is like, oh, you can't print below that window box. What are you trying to do?

I'll tell you one thing. I tried to get a tape from National Audio Company. I want white ink on a green shell, and I got to sign off eight forms. I got to get my social to get that done. Yeah. But there's some bozos out there making these things. You really try to see how thin you can get those lines, too,

on a couple of those tapes. Oh, yeah oh yeah heaven forbid heaven forbid you want a thin line on the shell and now they're like we don't have any chrome tape but we have this thing we have chrome we have you know chrome uh fuck you i don't need to say it i don't need to say it uh but this is like i think the second or third tape montcourt did on um third kind it's a c30 if i didn't say that but here's what i was getting that and here's why i saved it to right now dave tell me this is the so it came with this go ahead and take that pencil okay yeah it came with a little pencil you know who else has you know who else has made a pencil tabs out i have it right here and that's a wood pencil it's mike hold that pencil up to the shell hold up to the microphone

so you can see it hold it up to that tape show do you see it where did the tape shell go in the in that case probably oh yeah it didn't come out yet no it's a darker green the tape's a darker green ah but here's what i'm i'm getting at i challenge you to a chop sees duel my friend oh right now live on air on this freaking podcast mano y mano over the top sylvester sloan style this would be good for the podcast too this is good like us just playing chopsies and you can barely hear anything yeah i can we just go hold on got another listener they heard about the chopsies tournament you can't bite the eraser off oh you already did i already did okay all right let's do this wait why don't you

just stand over here okay i gotta take my headphones off hold on i gotta walk all the way over there thank god joey's not here all right we're only doing like a round or two right yeah are you ready hold it close to the microphone that's turning there we go ready ah you got the illegal edge oh you put a dent in that thing brother here we go here you're gonna oh what was that you like scraped it i know i don't think... You're not giving me any leverage. I see what you're doing. Lower that thing.

I'm doing an illegal bridge. Lower it. Oh, you're putting some dents in this thing. All right. We're just going to get one more and then we'll start the tape and we'll keep going, okay? Go.

All right. All right. All right. Start the tapes and then we'll keep doing this. alright alright start the tapes and then we'll keep going Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. so so oh shells from another time on unifactor not this time another time another time so maybe the future well i don't know c24 uh that's the one that the package exploded bomber tried to get me dropped bomber tried to get dave can't do it you know you know nice try try again next time pal uh i haven't gotten through these pencils yet no man chopsy's like i'm getting a blister man it hurts my thumb i had to take this isn't a bit i

had to take a knee i got tired of standing up i can't believe chop did chopsy's go that long yeah well honestly i mean i think they gave up and so i think i won my fingers hold it obviously they just uh make really good pencils now i think i think the lead stronger you know what it probably is it's probably trump he's making all our pencils stronger nervous operator incoherent reflections it did have reflections on lapsed and umcorp. Oh, snap. Mudcorp. Oh, snap. Third kind. Witch's pencils have not snapped yet, but we shall see.

Dave. Yes, sir. My good man. My good boy. It's my turn. My colleague. What do you have for me? Your offering? What is my offering, good boy? What do you bring me? I have three tapes over here that I'm going to play.

What? Three strips of bacon? Yes. I've got this one tape. That used to be an ongoing bit. Tabs out cannon, three strips of bacon. What do you got? I've got this tape by a project called the Royal Arctic Institute.

What, it's a global warming thing? It might be, I don't know. The Royal Arctic Institute. Not even just an institute. No, Arctic Institute. Not even just that, a royal one. Kings and queens, princesses, jousts. Tape's called, yes, tape's called Russian Twists. Oh, Jesusousts Tape's called Russian Twists

Oh Jesus Christ, are you serious? Russian Twists Are you serious again with the collusion? Dead serious I agree it's not a crime So this is a three piece Lots of threes Hitting them real hard

Good for you I think from New York might as well think that what would make you think that why why why do you think new york uh it's just just a lucky guess well do you know if it's a lucky guess is it right you could be wrong no i'm looking at a band camp here okay i just couldn't i forgot if i was looking at that you're just on bandcamp.com just their front page i forgot if i was looking at the... You're just on bandcamp.com. Just their front page? I forgot if I was looking at the label page or the band page. I didn't want to say for sure, but yeah.

They're from New York. Three piece. This is a short one, man. This is like maybe three minutes on each side. Just two cuts. I'm going to play the whole tape. The whole thing? The whole thing. We're going to run the whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing. We're going to run with the whole thing?

The whole thing. The whole thing. The whole thing. And we were trying to figure out what label this is on. I think I figured it out. Did you figure it out? Well, I think I did. Rhyme and Reason?

Does that sound right? I love a mystery, but I don't like when they get too hard. It gets to be too scary and I get frightened. Yes, you're right. Is that it? Records number 32. Is that a Masonic number? Well, if you double it.

I don't do my doubles yet. Hand it over. I want to see that. I want to see that. Let me move this out of there. What else you got? You're going to do three, right? Yeah. What else you got? You're going to do three, right? Yeah. What else you got?

Look at these shells. These weird shells that are so smooth. Yeah, real smooth. You know what they remind me of? Remember Powder from the movie Powder? This looks like powder. It does have like a talc. I bet you that's a talcum shell.

I want to get it greasy. I feel like I'm getting greasy, Dave. You're definitely getting greasy. That might jam up your deck later. That's fine. And then I'm going to play this Athena. I think it's Athena. Or no, Anthony?

Anthony. Anthony? Anthony. Come on, get your slice. It's kind of spelled like Anthony, but like... Because you don't put squid ink in pizza dough. It's A-N-T-H E, but somebody sneezed

and got a little thing above it. N-E. Let's say Anthene. Right? Oh, you're right. Thank you. Thank you very much. Anthene, because the accent is over the

T-H-E-E. It's like, pretzels are making me thirsty. What does this come with here? What is this? I don't know. I was going to ask you. Is this a listening device? Is that pornography? Is that pornography? I haven't had access to pornography in a long time.

Is that what it looks like? It's this shiny little piece of artwork. artwork yeah i don't know what that is but it's what is it printed on something thick yeah like a piece of maybe what's the um like the picture the rubber stuff that goes on ping pong paddles and then feel that what part of the ping pong paddle like the actual paddle part not the handle but the rubber stuff that goes on the paddle. No, I think that's a bit softer, Dave. Yeah, this seems

a bit harder. Not the professional ones. I never use... You get some of those professional ones, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I don't do that. I use little boy ones. Yeah. I use little boy brand sports equipment. It's the only thing that's my size. I can't get my hands around the big boy stuff um what label is this on oh is this uh muzan editions

yes muzan editions yes m-u-z-a-n yeah number 13 yeah i love these shells with the grid around them and it's got the it's like a blue shell with a big yellow sticker going all across the top like not a shell sticker like a rectangle yeah that's got like a cubert pattern around the love the cubert pattern but that's just like the shell uh actual you're good at cubert aren't you dave no i'm terrible at cubert you just like it i like it you just like it i've only gotten like level like five anduber. I like things that people, they like them but they're terrible at them. Yeah. You've had enough time has passed.

You could have gotten good at Cuber at this point. What do you think your problem is? Is it the... It's hard. Do you get nervous and just jump off the side? I do that a lot. It's okay. I'll give you training. I'm scared of snakes,

and there's a lot of snakes in that game. There are. And the guys that go upside down, that doesn't make any sense. I don't like when you have to jump on the same block twice. I don't like when you have to change a color twice. Well, you have to change it three times when you get to level five or six.

I've never been. Yeah. Never been, but it sounds nice. It's too much. I'm more of a Mario Kart, just drive around for fun. In the opposite direction, just waving to people? I like going to, I think it's called, well, I haven't played in years,

but it's called like Defonso Square. What is it called? Oh, I don't remember. It was one of the states. It was a little market. There was a stone bridge. And I used to just drive around. Leaves would fall.

It was nice. It's very nice. I'm living my truth and I'm not. Don't kink shame me. What's your last one? So I was at a record store today down the street from my house, Jupiter Records. Really? And there was this

John Coltrane double cassette bootleg from 1984. It's from a live performance in 63 and it was still sealed it was five bucks and seal was on it too yeah a rare collaboration yeah very very strange very good so this is like uh john coltrane quartet um hand it over here recorded in new york at the half note elvin jones is on it mccoy tyner and it comes in this like cardboard case this is a bootleg what do you mean a bootleg it's unauthorized highly illegal

how do you know it's unauthorized it looks so official it's highly illegal look i'm blowing that horn in the front look at john blowing that horn that's the worst art font for Coltrane across the top, too. Like the Flashdance logo or whatever? Yeah, basically. Look at John blowing that horn. Look at him blowing that jazz horn. He's blowing the shit out of that thing. Written in chalk or something in cursive. I think it actually looks

really good. It's almost as if they made it to be ironic. You know what I mean? And then there's two tapes in here. Two tapes, yeah. Two strips of bacon. It wasn't three strips of bacon. You got it right now.

That's why I didn't respond. Two strips of bacon. Mine is the three. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. You got them a little mixed up. Well, this is interesting. Dave?

Dave? Dave? Yes. this is interesting what's interesting when you take the tapes out the case says there's no j cards it's just the tapes yep no j cards auto fidelity so you're telling me auto fidelity entertainment

did an illegal thing against john who's blowing this freaking horn on here and he ain't getting much he ain't getting much you're gonna take more out of his pocket you up there blowing that freaking horn like this man was yeah live at the half note you what are you gonna play i'm gonna play there is an untitled uh i guess just a little jam on the b side of the second tape so talk more into that top of that mic dave i can't hear you can you not hear me i I hear you better now.

I hear you because I'm in the same room as you. But I couldn't hear you through my cans, I call them. In case anybody was wondering if we all sit in different rooms and we do this. Well, I thought we were going to do like you, like Robin from Howard Stern put you in a little booth.

We could call Batman and Robin and I can be Batman.man no it would be funny if we sat in different rooms because like all the times that yes let me take a look at that you hit the wall or like we could get like uh ian or uh jamie to be like the the courier and then when they're done it's just on the leaf and then call them back every time. You can wait outside. All right, let's play these three and then we're going to hear this. You know I like jazz. The ancient genre of jazz.

Are you kidding me? Near and dear to me. We'll get some of that from John who's blowing this horn. Look at him. Dave, look at him. Look at the guy.

Blowing that horn. Only the greats could blow a horn like that. And Fien. And what was it? The collusion one in the beginning the arctic thing the rural arctic institute

alright let's do these and let's present these to me you can present these to others if anyone's out there this is like a post apocalyptic message we've been doing hopefully someone's out there and we'll pick this up here we go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. um um um so

so so um Thank you. I don't know. so so so Thank you. so um Thank you. so ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so um Okay. Okay. That unmistakable horn, Dave. A jazz.

Okay, we're back. You know it's the ancient art of jazz coming through when you hear that horn. Coltrane. Coltrane Quartet. Four. Live at the half note. You think a half note is something in the jazz community

they call somebody like to bust on them? You half note. Get out of here, you half note. Audio Fidelity Enterprises. Mike brought up the sugar. I did bring up the sugar. I want you to look inside there, by the way, in that Halloween candy.

I can't hear anything in my cans, Dave. I want you to look inside there by the way in that in that halloween candy i can't hear anything in my in my cans dave i want you to look inside there and tell me if you see anything interesting there's a pencil no in the uh in the candy there's fucking full bars in there full snickers bars full size snickers bars full size hershey bars there was like a movie size thing of skittles whoa yeah shit i never i never remember getting anything like that yeah you got full man i can't hear anything either yeah what happened you need to you need to fix something it's recording hot it's just uh the headphones are down there we go there oh now it's too loud dave yeah now it's way too loud no this is good content people like the behind the scenes stuff it's like a patreon thing you've been hearing about the patreon that's exactly what

this is uh anthony and the royal arctic institute before that that's a tight block is it my turn to do a block sure shall i present something to you dave sure a davey boy i got three left here i got three left here i'm gonna start off with this one because this fucker's been texting me like he's been texting me and i think he's i think what i've been getting here dave is you have your you know about subliminal messages right yes you put something in you put something out there and people just eat it up it's a lizard it's not a lizard but this guy started texting this guy started texting me and i think he just wanted to get in my crawl i think he just wanted to kind of get in the back of my brain because he knew he had a new tape coming

out on orange milk tiger village tact is the name of the tape just came out in a new batch on orange milk records here's a copy davey boy. Looks very nice, as they all do. Tiger Village is a Tim. Tim. Yeah, I know Tim. Tim. You guys know Tim. T-I-M, that's it, Tim.

Oh, Jesus Christ. He just, I texted him, and all I said was, anything you want me to say about your tape? Very nice question, right? You know what he said back? He said, I can tell you what he said back. It's right on my phone. I got it documented and everything.

I'm turning it over to Mahler this weekend. It says, don't goof on me, Mike. Okay, so you know what? We're going to play the Tiger Village tape. It's called Tact, and it was released on the label Orange Milk. Next, let's just move on. We're done with Tim.

We won't goof on him. Done. House fire. Mike, real question. I. House fire. Mike, real question. I hate to interrupt your offering, but did you keep bubble gum in this container? Maybe at one point. Why? Don't ever mix bubble gum with the candy.

Why? What happened? Because now everything tastes like bubble gum. That's not true. Yeah, that is an amateur move. I thought you were a sugar champion. I am a sugar champion, but I also have a bubble gum spray that I spray. Oh oh you are not eating the worst that acts did you notice it was already open yeah i can't believe that you might as well eat a poop from a mouse on the alley floor it's like a pink kit kat with white chocolate and what's going on there halloween kit kat it tastes like a Kit Kat. It's a lizard. Coated in a candy corn.

No, it's a lizard. This is the lizard. We found it. No, there's no way it's any good. House Fire. Tape is called Electrode to Joy. Like Ode to Joy, but Electrode. On Hot Releases.

I like the name Hot Releases. It's a good name for a label. Hot off the presses. Hot offleases. I like the name Hot Releases. It's a good name for a label. Hot Off the Presses. Hot Off the Presses. Lucy Waldrop is the name of the person who does this project. It's a harsh one. It's scary. It's almost too scary.

I don't like scary things. Especially, we're already outside of the Halloween month. October. The scariest month of all. Unless you want to count. What else? What is the Halloween month. October. The scariest month of all. Unless you want to count. What else? What is the scariest month? October.

October. Right? This is October. Too rough. I don't want it. You're lucky i was just here too mean i don't want it i'll see you next october that was too scary why would you let that person ours then after that after tiger village house fire well i don't know too much about house fire looked on the net i looked on the net bad what oh you mean actual house fires yeah mike i have

to interrupt you about your candy bowl i know it time yeah i know this is a good one no no this is fine you can dave let you're not interrupting me dave dave hold on hold on you're brother you're not interrupting me you're not okay you're not interrupting me. You're not interrupting me, man. This is all part of the content. This is what people do the Patreon for. Make us viral, Dave. Go ahead. What do you got?

Bust me with some content. Let's hear it. I just had two candy bars that look cool. That's all. Let me hear it, brother. What else you got? Bring it on. Say more.

That's all right. You guys. Say more. That's alright. Say more, man. You were going to talk about those two Snickers that are attached, weren't you? Yeah. Let's keep that between me and you. Okay. R. Stevie Moore.

Coffee Clatch on OJC. R. Stevie Moore. What do you think the R stands for, Dave? It's a secret. I think it stands for Really Stevie Moore. Because there's a fake one out there. This is like pre-Twitter, how you would put like real Donald Trump.

It's Real Stevie Moore. At Real Stevie Moore. This is a recording that came out in like 1984, which I would say is not only a novel, but it's like an Orwellian novel. I would say, if you ask me. Let me ask you something. Did you just eat that Kit Kat like a pill?

Like you put like a chunk of Kit Kat in your mouth and swallowed it whole with a cup of water? Almost, almost. I can respect that. I had a joke about this calendar, but I don't want to say it now. Aren't you going to ask me what a coffee clutch is, Dave? I said a cool

word that I thought you'd be impressed that I knew. I don't know what a coffee clutch is. I'm going to say it then. I do like the artwork on the cover of this R.C.V. Moore tape. Yeah, it's really good. Like a little kid drew it. I like the cover is one that looks like a little kid drew it.

There's some cover tunes on this one, yeah? There's a bunch of them on here. It's a long one. It's a real long one. It's a C90. He tends to run a little on the long side. He's a shut-in, so he's got a lot of time. He's one of these shut-ins.

You know, they call them outsiders, but if you're inside all the time, I mean, come on. How's that work? Square that. Circle that square. Yeah, but he's got all the free time. He's got all the time in the world, probably. He's just recording these tunes.

All right, well, let's hear it. Must be nice. Oh, having all the free time in the world probably he's just recording these tunes all right well let's hear it must be nice oh having all the free time in the world having all the time in the world just you and your guitar it's you and lucille locked up in the basement recording everything too you ready to play these dave did you pass out for a second no i was waiting for you your eyes peeled with your offering. Alright, well this is my offering, okay? Do you accept it? We'll see.

Let me think about it. Should we goof on Tim? He said not to. We won't talk about it. No, we don't have to talk about it. I won't do it then. I'll be good. Let's just play the tapes. Alright. i won't do it then i'll be good let's just play the tapes all right okay Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. so The so so so so I'm sorry. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.

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Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. ¶¶ so so ¶¶ Thank you. so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Wouldn't it be nice if we were older Then we wouldn't have to wait so long And wouldn't it be nice to live together In the kind of world where we belong

You know it's gonna make it that much better When we can say goodnight and stay together Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning When the day is new And have to have to spend the day together Hold each other close the whole night through When happy times together we'd be spending I wish that every kiss was never ending

Oh, wouldn't it be nice? It was never ending Oh, wouldn't it be nice Maybe if we'd make a wish and hope and pray it might come true Maybe then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do We could be married And then we'd be happy We could be nice You know it seems The more we talk about it It only makes it worse

To live without it But let's talk about it Wouldn't it be nice Wouldn't that be nice? Good night, old babe. Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Beach boings. I love the beach boings the i love all the hits aruba the aruba jamaica yeah jamaica i love all the classics rcv more before that house fire the scary one and before that

tiger village i have nothing to say about it scary. No goofs to do at all. Why would I goof? Why would I have fun? Why would I use any of my time in this dark world to have fun? Just goof around with my buddies. What did I say? It sounded like I forgot. You said there was some in the Tiger Village tape.

You said you heard Danger Noodles. Yeah. You said. You said there were Danger Noodles, and I agreed. As soon as you said Danger Noodles, I said, that's what it was. That's what I'm hearing. I can picture it now. What do you got, Dave?

For the final offering. Oh, the final offering. You know what? On that R. Stevie Moore tape on OJC, it says on the bank cam that it's an addition of 100. And then somewhere else it says it's an addition of 50. My question, here's my question, which one is it? It can't be both. It can be,

you can have different universes, you know what I mean, where they're both true in either one. And if you want to start talking about that shit, I'll go deep with you on that shit. But it can't be both in this universe. It's either 100 or 50, it's both get your shit together come on all right davy what you got uh i'm gonna start off with this tape uh by brian james griffith too scary is the tape on histamine histamine histamine yeah that's i'm glad you're playing

this because you hear so much about anti-histamines yeah so here's the actual histamine we're getting to the other you know what histamines can be found in uh vermont and this uh particular histamine is by Brian Griffith. Brian James Griffith. And the tape's called Innerworks. You're saying this person's from Vermont, the state of Vermont? The label. The label's from Vermont.

The label is in Vermont. Like Bernie Sanders. Yeah, like Bernie Sandals. Dave, I can't hear you again. I don't know why. I feel like you're talking into a weird part of the microphone. No, I'm talking right into it. Is it because I moved the room around a little bit?

I think so, yeah. You're just real sensitive to the room. Yeah, I am. I'm sorry. So, I really like the J cards for this tape because every one is unique, but they're all the same theme. Like, you pull this thing out. What do you mean by that?

And it's, like, various, like, dishes and pottery on a white background. And if you go onto the band camp, you can see they have it, like, laid out in a grid pattern. Like, all the individual tapes, it looks really tight. They're all different pots. They're all, like, different, like, little pots. Little cups and stuff. Sippy cups.

Let me see the ones you got here. There's like a crab. There's some blue. No, wait. No, this is a different tape. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. Wait a minute.

Are you messing up? If you're this dumb, Dave. If you fuck this up. I like it. This is like, it's like pots made out of jello. It looks like. Yeah, there's... It's disgusting.

Everyone looks like maybe some ceramics. So what's the crabs? There's some other things on here, too. I guess there's two... Come over here and look at this. This is the second time in the show I'm getting up. Yeah. Jerry Manor.

So this is... Let me see. What do you got? What's going on? So it's an addition of 20, right? So here... There's all the different ones. Here's different ones, but there's another picture.

What's that? I don't know. Too confusing. I do not know. I don't understand how, like, in this day of age, everything can't be just easy. Make it simple. Hey, hey hey everybody tighten it up you have to embrace that tape so this looks like oh this is a recycled tape too it's a uh grateful dead europe 72 love the dead some of the classic rock i love classic boinger

rock like the dead hands i love thehands i used to go in their parking lots all the time okay uh next i'm gonna do zerbin and i'm not gonna be able to say the name of the tape but it's on why not trace amigos ota ota ota constantly putting out like i feel like i feel like we get a lot of packages from them like It's like a bi-weekly thing. Instead of just wait and send them all at once. It's cool. I don't know what you have to pay. They're in Brazil or something like that, right?

Portugal, yeah. Portugal. Yeah. Yeah. The shipping's got... I don't know what the shipping is. Jesus Christ. What could it be?

Pretty expensive. Yeah. I don't want you to go broke over this. I like that you're sending the tapes, though. They always send a lot, too. This is very scary and difficult. So this is Dimitri Zerbin. Sorry.

It's a little phlegmy. It's recording Helsinki in 2017. That's got hell in the title. Yeah. That alone right there scares my socks off like a bare feet listening to that thing so let's uh let me see that one let me say oh you want to take a look yeah let's take a look at it it's like a um oh the cover is like looking at contra through like a digital kaleidoscope that's exactly exactly what it is. You're talking about not the first level.

They drop you into the jungle. Where you have to fight the heart. Oh, see, I was going to say they drop you into the jungle and then after you go through the wall at the end, you're in the thing when you go through each, you're shooting at the wall. Yeah. I thought it looked like that.

Oh, okay. I see that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How is it they've never made a contra movie like how did like in like maybe 20 years ago did stallone and schwarzenegger not make a contra movie yeah i have no clue it's gonna it should probably it can't happen now is there any backstory yeah there's a backstory aliens have taken over the planet right that's it that's it yeah you need that's the backstory for maximum overdrive they made that yeah yeah that's probably the backstory for any

movie with aliens in it uh they should do bad dudes too why don't they just get schwarzenegger and uh listen don't get me started i wish the just get those two i wish the president was kidnapped by ninjas i wish oh my god my god. They could do Double Dragon too. I think there was. Did they make a Double Dragon movie? I think they did, yeah. What's the next tape you got? How many more street fighting duos

or just fighting duos? Muscle men were in the Nintendo lineup. Are we missing any? I mean, we're probably... battle toads battle toads yeah the classic mario and luigi the classic muscle man but they're not really muscly no i there's no they're like old timey muscly though okay you ever see luigi with pop his shirt off they're both shaped like bowling pins basically right yeah that's old timey strong yeah that's old timey strong okay

um so then this last one that i'm gonna do what's the last one dave windy boy gin windy boy gin so you couldn't say the last thing you said and this thing you didn't give any kind of warning but you also seems like you can't say it i think it's windy boy gin windy boy gin yeah um meteorologist on fmr tapes called vintage cartoon improv that's a good genre vintage cartoon improv yeah so if you were that it's just like uh what's it what's that um what's cartoon improv no i was gonna say it's like uh what's the what the penis the vagina what's your question fully fully work it's just uh yeah it's just improvised foley work like brooms and slide whistles oh it's oh okay yeah yeah and you're getting that audio yeah yeah okay yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's vintage cartoon improv.

Oh, God. I do that a lot on my laptop. But you can't have like a sheet of what you're going to do in order. No, no, no. Off the dome. Yeah, off the dome. Let me see this one. It takes, you know, it's the fine line.

Is this an old, when did this come out? I feel like it was this year pretty recently was it yeah I feel like I haven't seen any FMR in a while no I haven't either

slipped through the cracks it's a nice design alright you ready to play these yes you ready to take this out what was the episode number again like 135 135

that was a good number alright alright until next time bye goodbye What was the episode number again? Like 135. 135. That was a good number. All right. All right. Until next time. Bye. Goodbye. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. The The The The The The

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