Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #136 | 12.9.18

Episode Date: December 9, 2018

Chainfight, Pajjama, Metoronori メトロノリ, Bromp Treb, Coteries, Personal Bandana, Missing Foundation, Scant, Evolv, Andy Loebs, Grant Evans, Sniveling, ullnevano x illien rosewell, Marc Aubele, and Teuthis Galore.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette.

We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Do it later. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. Episode number... Dave. I think I spelled it wrong the first time. That's fine. 136.

Welcome. I'm Mike. I'm Joe. I'm Dave. I'm John. John, I was going to give you a whole introduction. You've got mail. Because it's so...

You haven't been here in a while. Maybe I should... John who? John who, exactly. Because I don't think I've ever just called you John. No. John Pyle. Oh wait, he might not want his last name on this thing. No, no, you can have my last name on here.

Fuck. It's the yin to my yang. What are you doing down in these parts, John Pyle? That's a good question. I'm podcasting, man. What? You haven't been here in a while. No, I haven't. Dave in a while no i haven't dave come back in what brings you down here now podcast i could have gave you a ride here if you

stopped at my work but i just couldn't took you home sit down dave shut the door yeah it's cold dave i want this room to heat up i said that earlier it's already heating up it's almost too hot. What, this room is too hot? What do you think about... Joby, let me ask you a question. I love questions. What... I love answers.

So this is going to turn out so nice. How fresh and clean is this room? It's really... It's like crazy different. I know. The podcast room tabs out at HQ. Like, look at this angle. Oh, do you like how I put like his mixer is on we were talking about

that i put the mixer on an angle i'm like a little bit of a tech whiz like an angle this way but then also an angle that way it's a double angle that's one of the skills i learned it's very what do you call a double angle in geometry double angle 90 degrees x squared plus B squared. You've always been a math wuss. File's done. I'm not sure why it's so funny. Nostalgia. Nostalgia's huge right now. I think a large group of our listeners aren't even gonna get it.

You don't think they'll get it? Because mainly kids listen to our show. Come back in, Dave. There he is. Stay with us. All right. In or out, Dave, you can pick one. I'm not heeding the neighborhood.

Okay, so are we going to play some fucking cassette tapes? I think that's what you like to do. How are we going to do this? There's four of us here now. John Pyle, you're here. Yeah, I'm here. How are we going to do it? How are we going to figure out ways to do it?

We're going to go in a circle. Yeah, a circle. Who's going to start? Are we going to play four tapes in a block? Are we going to play it? I can figure out ways to do it. We're going to go in a circle. Yeah, a circle. Who's going to start? Are we going to play four tapes in a block? Are we going to play three tapes in a block? Are we going to tag team? I think we agreed four tapes because everyone has four tapes, right? So four blocks of four.

Three. Two. Let's keep it simple. Keep it simple. Yeah. X squared plus B squared equals C squared. But Mike should sit the first one out again. Come on, guys.

So you play two tapes, John plays one, and should sit the first one out again. Come on, guys. So you play two tapes, John plays one, and then I play. Enough of this. Come on. Okay, John Pyle. We're all going to go, including me. You want to go first? He's a brother from another mother.

I mean, come on. Yeah, I'll go first. Hey, mister. Get it together, guys. Come on, get it together. All right. I'm not joking. I only brought stuff from Dead Gods,

which is a scant and shredded nerves thing. Uh-huh. Bang, little bang. Too long. I like those guys. Oh, they're so scary, though, aren't they? No. Sometimes you'll see some of them on Instagram making a scowl, and you'll think, no thanks.

Yeah. No, not going there. They're scary guys no they're not scary guys are you sure they're they're not scary 100 not scary all right let me look at this shady ass so yeah so this first tape this first shady ass tape is uh is motherfucking chain fight chain fight that's way too scary and raw yeah are you kidding me it's got some it's two scary dudes who i think i have a chain fight tape on chondritic sound.

Yeah, you wanna know why? Why? Because it's scary ass Gray Holger in that. What? Are you serious? When I did it for the first time,

I have a new respect for it. Do you have any more information you wanna tell me? Yeah, and it's also Chris from Nostalivo. Okay, yeah. He's a Chris Crust too. We know a Chris Crust.

There's a local one. What? And then there's a Chris Crust. I think he does it with Kust. There's a local one. What? And then there's a Chris Crust. I think he does it with K's, though. This guy does it with K's. I thought our guy does it with K's. He used to back when it was AIM days. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait. First of all, jump out. Calm the fuck down. Wait, no. I didn't know our Chris was in my phone. Calm the fuck down. I didn't know our Chris was in my phone. We're all just hanging out.

You didn't know our Chris was with K? No. Yeah. That's what he is in my phone. It's K-R-I-S. That's because his AIM name. Chris Crust 5. Well, move on. You didn't know R. Chris was with K? No. Yeah. That's what he's in my phone. It's K-R-I-S. That's because his aim name. Chris Cross 5. Well, move on.

Oh, sorry. Anyway, yeah, this is Chain Fight. The tape's called 1992. So Dead Gods. Good year. It's a store as well, right? Give me the whole rundown. Give me everything.

A brick and mortar? It's a brick and mortar shop called Thousands of Dead Gods. Thousands of them. Named for the track by the Rita. Oh, and let's stop right there. Let me just say, techno's not sound art. Let me just get that out of the way right now. Techno's not sound art.

Techno's not sound art. All right. All right, go on. But it's named for the Rita track. It's in Brooklyn. It's a brick and mortar shop. What is it? Just like a door that you open, and it's just the smallest little tiny space? It's actually about the size of this. Calm the fuck down. It's the brick and mortar shop. What is it, just like a door that you open and it's just the smallest little tiny space?

It's actually about the size of this... It's the size of this room. In New York, it's fit into the size of this room and it's $9.50 a month plus utilities, but there's a bodega down the block and you can get a coffee at 3 in the morning. Remember when we went to the hospital store and it was inside a reggae store?

You had to go down a... You had to go down a hatch like a Ninja Turtle into a sub-layer. A sub-basement. I felt like they were going to send me on a side mission when I got down there. It was an adventure. But you can go to the Boutique and get an egg and cheese

two o'clock in the morning. What neighborhood in Brooklyn? I don't know. What is that? Bushwick? I don't know. Just make up something. They do have a good deli down the way, though. What is that? Is that Bushwick? Bushwick? I don't know. Just make up something. They do have a good deli down the way, though. Ooh.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. They have a really good deli. I like a good deli. Whose label is this again? I like a good deli pickle. It's Matt Betke, a.k.a. Scant. So does he live in New York?

Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought he was a Richmond man. He lives in New York. Ooh. And Justin Lakes, a.k.a. Shredded Nerve. Chain Fight 1992 is the name of the tape.

Yeah. Thousands of, thousands, is the label just Dead Gods? The label is just Dead Gods. Oh my God, did you see what they did there? Thousands of Dead Gods.

But this is just one. Or no, I guess two at least. No, Dead Gods. It's a lizard. Dave, it's not. It's not a lizard. This is number four on the label.

Yeah, I have their whole discography. Oh wow. Oh. Yes, thatography. Oh, wow. Yes, that's right, folks. Yes. The whole catalog. Jabba's the completest.

Alright, then what are you going to play, Jobay? Follow up this chain fight. I didn't bring any scary music. Good. I don't like when it's too scary. I'll play this new payama tape. Pajama. Well, is it pajama or is it payama? I don't know if it's payama.

It's spelled goofy. I don't know how you do the goofy words. They spelled it goofy. On orange milk. New one on orange milk. New one on orange milk. Came out on a... Womb? I think it's womb.

I think you're right, Joe. Dave, is your microphone on? That's some awfully monochromatic art for orange milk. Everybody keeps clipping. You're right. It's very monochromatic and very minimal. It's like some graph paper. It's still got a three-dimensional space

with a shaded sphere. Where's Pajama from? They're from Norj, Norway? Norj, Norj, Norj? I don't know. They're from the place that the mountain climber guy from The Price is Right

is from, right? They're from Sweden or Norway. Genre? If you Google Pajama, P-A-J-J-A-M- Oh, genre? If you Google payama, P-A-J-J-A-M-A, genre? Jazz. It says it's jazz. And you know what? Maybe it is. Because what is jazz?

What is art? Not techno. Orange Milk doesn't have release numbers to tech. I see, look at this bass. Techno is not sound art. But what if it's just like one beat for 24 hours in a white room? I'm not going to answer that. I don't care about this question. Why is it going to be white? I don't know. That's part of the art.

Oh, I wanted to bring that up, John Pyle, because I noticed you don't have your Proud Boy haircut anymore. Are you done with that stuff? John Emery said he's not cutting his hair until Trump's out of office because he likes that kind of haircut. Because he has to be involved for some reason.

I see John Emery quite a bit. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I went to his bar the other day. Yeah, I go to his bar all the time. Really? It's right on the corner from my house. Oh, what?

Yeah, I live in that neighborhood. All right, this podcast is a little bit bigger than your bar habits, John Pyle. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We're talking about experimental music tapes, John Pyle. I know you don't come here often, but try to get with it. All right. Okay, so that was Piyama. So, Dave. Three. I know you don't come here often, but try to get with it. Alright.

So that was Piyama. Dave, what do you got? What are you going to play? Well, Joe B., since you're playing an orange milk tape, I think I'll do the same. Are you serious? Real original. What are we doing, orange milk? Good one, John Pyle. Seriously, good one. Good one.

That pajama tape was recent, right? Very recent. This microphone is like... There you go. I don't know what's going on here. That's good radio. You've got to clean those knobs. That's good radio.

You probably should take that thing apart every once in a while and give it a good... I take the mixture apart once a week, and I go through it with Mr. Clean Wipes, so it should be fine. This is a project called Metro Nori. Metro Nori? Metro Nori? Now talk about orange milk. Nori like N-O-R-I? Now that looks like an orange milk tape.

Don't step on my line just because I... Sorry. I'm really regretting having you over, John. Sorry. My fans are waiting to hear from me. Sorry. Yeah, the artwork for this tape is some of my favorite

of the recent stuff that I've seen. There's like a guy in a lounge chair. He's sitting in like a neon gradient puddle. He's a brother from another mother. I mean, come on. And of course, there's like a potted plant and a window and some walls.

Of course. And some melty stuff. But I really like this one. Look at the colors on it, though. It's like a potted plant and a window and some balls. Of course. And some melty stuff, but I really like this one. Look at the colors on it, though. It's like a sour Skittle. There's so much going on with this green shell and the red. It's beautiful. What's this person?

Do you think this person? Okay. So there's this person on the cover. Oh, by the way, this person on the cover is reminding me. Today, I saw a mannequin with its top off at Target. And I'm not joking. Have you ever seen that? A mannequin with its top off at Target. And I'm not joking. Have you ever seen that? A mannequin with its top off?

The movie? Oh, no. Love that movie. You know, it's filmed in Philly. The Woolworths, right? Mike, hold on. Mike, did you get a boner? Yeah.

Oh, wow. You got a boner? Hey, mister. I got a boner. We all got boners. Let's see them. Let's show them. I'm cool if you're cool with it.

This person sitting in this puddle. Yeah. Do you think they saw the puddle and they were like... No, they just got out of the pool. And so they're sopping wet and they're kind of dripping off. I think. They just got out of the pool. They got no towel, but they got a helmet and a ball bag.

I think that's a swimmer's cap. And that's a thing you wear when you're competitive swimming over your mouth so that water doesn't get in it. Right? I don't know what the face shield is for. Dave doesn't like it. Dave's done. He left.

Dave, get back in here. Dave, come back, please. Mike's going to play a tape. We need you on the ones and twos. Come on, please come back. Begin to my end. Now look at this tape. What is you on the ones and twos. Come on, please come back. Now look at this tape. What is this, footwork, Dave?

What is it? I thought we were moving on to my thing. I wouldn't say it's footwork necessarily, no. I don't know what I would call it. All right. Jazz. Let's just call this one jazz too. It's all jazz.

It's all just jazz. All music when it comes down to it is jazz. I don't know. I'm not really, you Smart. Does it sound like Philip Glass? Everything's so cross-pollinated now. I don't know where footwork ends and the next genre begins. Speak more on that.

I don't know. Speak more on the cross-pollination of music, Dave. I think you really had something there. Let's hear it. I liked it. I'm intrigued. I'm on the edge of my seat. Mike's trying to lure me in to say, trick me in to tell me I was saying something racist. He does that.

The liberals do that. They love doing that. He loves doing that. He loves to lord it over you, too. When he's the first to learn the new way to do something, he'll really call you out. Dave's going hard right now. Is this because I'm making you podcasts

and you hate it oh the work condition speaking for somebody that's such a liberal the work conditions in this place are horrible I don't get paid

anything anything anything the room's small it's always hot it smells bad he's constantly telling us how people are donating

and I'm like alright well where's the money going I think we should unionize and then he just got a gold tooth yeah exactly I don't know what's happening here Where's the money going? I think we should unionize. And then he just got a gold tooth. Yeah, exactly.

I don't know what's happening here. Lay off me. He did go for the bridge, though, and not the full... Come on, don't kid. I'm going to play this tape. It just came out on... Is it Time Suck or is it... Yeah, it's definitely Time Suck, right? What's on your Time It Suck?

What's... Edit. That really happened, though. Bromp Treb. Fritz Welch Split. What did you say? Bromp Treb. Oh, I hate that name.

Fritz Welch Split. Look at this fucking cover. You're going to look at this cover, and I want you to go like this with it, like you're kind of moving it back and forth. You're going to look at this. John Polly, you do it first. Take this cover. You're going to look at this. John Polly, you do it first. Take this cover.

You're going to think you just took a one-hitter of the stickiest, ickiest, ooeyest, gooeyest, Humboldt County Chiba Chiba green, green machine. Look at this. You're going to think you're going to be whacked out. What is that? He can't even talk. He can't even talk. He can't even talk.

He's so dumb. Yeah, it's just like a tried pot. It is, like, to the dome, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you turn it, and it says something else. Oh, he's just getting it now? Wow. Let me see it.

Give it to me, because I do pot all the time. All right. Give it to Joe. All right, I'll hand it to the expert. Yeah, give it to Joe. He's a bit of a pothead. Ooh, this is crazy. I know. I'll hand it to the expert. Yeah, give the jokes a bit of a pot of. Ooh, this is crazy. I know, right?

It's like the old toll album. This is like Predator vision almost. What they did on this, what they, take the J card out of the Naraka case. Yeah, take it out. What's happening here is like. An illusion.

It's an illusion. Michael. Where they put like, you hear, look, get it closer. Do it again. Keep doing it Joby are you doing some BJ stuff?

I didn't know you were a BJ Give me a little give me a little reverb or something That's not working Are you gonna turn up the main one? There you go Yeah there you go. Yeah, there you go. Quack. Quack. Whoa.

Whoa. Slow down. Hold on there. It says Bromtreb, and then you turn it. It says Fritz Welch. It's got a fucking hologram paper thing on there. I think I scratched it all off. Oh, god damn it. When did you do that?

Was it during your DJ set? Did you look at it already, Dave? Oh, yeah. Second look or no? Yeah. Let me see if you fucked it up. No. No, it looks great.

It was a joke. No, you joked me. It was a prank. Is that a regular type of tape? Or is it just a... I can't see the color of the tape. Oh, it's a clear tape. Oh, it's clear.

In the light, it looked like it was like... Oh, and there's purple imprinting on it, right? And on one side, it's all on the A side. It's lilac, really. It's all on the A side, but half of it is inverted, backwards, so you see it through the B side. Oh, boy.

A lot of concept going on. The way this spools around, that point of the tape, it looks like a face. It's pretty tight. I feel like we've been talking for an hour, so let's play these first four tapes. Go. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Feel the passion Of the milk inside Sweet like orchid bush on the rise some message of Thank you. Thank you. 🎵 Taste the fashion of the milky wine

You know it's true Yeah, drink some more I'm feeling the pain I don't know what I'm supposed to do Thank you. Thank you. Bye. I don't know. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. so um is um Thank you. so so so Thank you. I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And now I'm gonna be on the other side of the same thing And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah

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And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. I'm going to set the cameras. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. We'll be right back. I was doing a little engineer prank. What? Hello? Three, two. Boo-boo!

Okay, so that was Chain Fight. Oh, are we back? Pajama. Oh. Better Nori and Brom Drib. I'll tie that all in a bow for him, Dave. Chain Fight. Dead Gods, right? That's the name of the label.

Yeah. Justin Lakes. Final Dunn. Matt Becky. Matt Becky. Scant. Scant. They run this label.

They run this store check that out pajama womb from norway from norway yeah what do you think their biggest export there is don't tell me i don't care that much no i don't know metronori tape on orange milk it's a lizard and then bromtreb rounded out split on Time Suck Time Suck number 3 label that just started this year solid label Neil Young Cloak

I believe his name is from Massachusetts he'll be playing in Delaware January Neil Young Cloak then they add the Cloaca

Cloaca is it hyphenated or the middle name is Young no I think the middle I think Danger's his middle name

but it's Young it's like Danger, but Young. All right, all right. Sweet Baby Rays is very good. Boo-boo! All right, John Pyle, why don't you start off again? I like how we have a theme here where each block is going to be started off with one of these friggin' dead gods tapes. Yeah.

Smoking these meats. Smoking these meats, John Pyle. Damn, you are smoking these meats. Let me ask you a question before you start. Proud Boys don't come, right? What? They do all the time. No, they don't come to anything.

I thought Proud Boys don't come. They just talk about it on the internet and they don't come. They don't come, right? No, they don't come. John, let me tell you. Sweet Baby Ray. You don't know what you're missing out on. You gotta come.

Wait. Dave, tell them how it feels. Are you trying to recruit me? You're being real sexual. Are you trying to recruit me, bro? Go ahead. Play the tape. Call me Snowflake.

I'm sick of you. That girl's making fun of me. Seriously, don't do it. I'll put up with a lot of stuff, but do not call me Snowflake. I'm not like that. Go ahead. All right. So the next tape is by Coteries from Richmond on Dead Gods.

Now, are they called Coteries from Richmond or just Coteries and they happen to be from Richmond? Coteries. We'll be specific. And they happen to be from Richmond. Okay. Who's Coteries? That's a good city, too. Richmond is, yeah.

I don't know. I don't know him. But it's a dude. And it's pretty good. It's sick. It sounds like... It reminds me of old... I don't know him, but it's a dude. And it's pretty good. It's sick. It sounds like... It reminds me of old... Like, Raider Death Now.

Kind of like cold meat industry stuff. It's very, very spooky. You guys are going to like it. It's a good industry to get into. It's too scary. What is? Cold meats. It's too scary.

Cold meats? Yeah. Why is that a good industry? Like, you mean nowadays? Now. Yeah. Why? Because of the economy. It's been changing. It's been changing. Cold meats? Why is that a good industry? You mean now it is? Now. Why? Because of the economy.

It's been changing. Cold meats are big. Cold meats are huge right now. You didn't know that? I thought you were a news guy. I knew they have never gone down in value. That I know. And I know investment has never been better than now.

You got to get in on chilled brisket, man. That's where it's at right now. It's not your beef. No, it's the brisket. What is brisket? It's the brisket. Three healthy meals and snacks. I don't know what brisket is.

It sounds gristly though. Yeah, I don't think I'd like it. John Powell, does Dead Gods, they do have release numbers. This one's number three. I got the eebie eebies.

Let me ask you a question. Are you working backwards four to one? No, this is just, actually, you know,. Are you working backwards four to one? No, this is just... Actually, you know what? I do have these tapes in chronological order. Yeah. I didn't intend it that way, but it just worked out that way.

I think they call that a flush. A royal flush. Or is that a straight? The way I do it? Do it all the ways. All right, so what is this called again? Corneraries? Coteries?

Coteries. What is a coterie? It's like a small... I think... I'm not going to look it up on my phone. It's like a notary for code. Yeah. It's a notary.

Cotery. Okay. Yeah. Because that's actually true. I have been to one of those. I actually was one of those. No. I think it's like a small circle of people or like a gang.

Goodbye. I like gang stuff. Yeah, we're like a gang. I'm getting in the gang. I'm in your gang now. You're in the gang. You're a proud boy. That's a gang.

You're a proud boy. That's a gang. You don't come. You got that going for you. Do gangs not do that? I don't think so. My gang does it all the time. I'm in the sting race.

Oh, you guys are always coming. Yeah, big time. I heard about you guys. My mom listens to this show. Can we stop talking about coming? That's my greaser gang. All right, Joby, go ahead. All right, I'm going to play this.

I'm going to rockabilly greaser gang. You wish. I noticed that with your new haircut. I was wondering. Does your mom wear leather jackets? Whose leather jacket is that? That's mine. You know what?

That's so funny. Why would you ask? I just put it together because I looked at it downstairs and I was like, who the fuck's leather jacket is that? I was like, I guess maybe Liz or Mike

have a leather jacket. Joe was like, is Mike getting into shady leather jackets? I was like, oh, there's buttons on it. It's not a shady leather jacket. It's a regular ass leather jacket.

Yeah, it's a greaser rocker. Have you seen all the pins on it? The badges? Oh, The badges? A lot of shapes. I saw the arm cuff thing. What is that? There's no arm cuff on my jacket.

I'm just kidding. There's nothing like that. I saw the peace symbol. You guys are going to get me. Jump out. Calm down. You can't call me a Proud Boy anymore. Stop calling him a Proud Boy. It's too far.'t call me a proud boy anymore. Stop calling him a proud boy. It's too far. All right stuff a long time ago. Too far.

You definitely don't come. Let's just talk about his sexual history. We can agree on that here. All right, Joby, what do you got? I'm done with you. Stop making me do anything. Obviously, I just like to pee in butts. You're done.

That's like a thing, right? Cleanse out. Personal bandana, which I really like that name. That's my personal bandana. Oh, come on, give that back. You got a runny nose? I got my personal bandana. Who is personal bandana?

I have no idea. Let me see that cover. What's going on there? It's like a couple sets of stairs. You didn't do a lick of research, did you, Joe? Oh, no, no, no. I did not. Not at all. You don't even know what that is. I don't know what label

this is on. Is this a CD? I thought I did, but I don't. Hey, rate us on iTunes if you get a chance and continue to donate. It's HG006. I was looking at this earlier. It's HG006. I was looking at this earlier.

It says HG006 on the spine. It does not go on to ever mention another label name on this, the band camp, anything. Oh, really? So I'm not totally crazy. What labels have that initial HG? I don't know. Homegrown. I ate there today. Really?

What did you get? I was there last week. I don't want to talk about it. You didn't want to talk about it? You didn't like it? It's personal. I'm going to a latke party at the owner's... It's a Hanukkah party tomorrow at the owner's house, so I can bring it up. What do you call this? That's not an impossible staircase. What are these?

They're not impossible. It's just four sets of weird stairs. It's kind of like you ever seen that old locking technology that doesn't use nails and stuff? No, older than that. What's it called when you reverse engineer? Yeah, reverse engineered that from Roswell. Reverse Velcro?

Yeah, Velcro. Wait, give Joe space on this. Go ahead. When the spaceship crashed, that's where Velcro? Yeah, Velcro. Wait, give Joe space on this. Go ahead. When the spaceship crashed, that's where Velcro came from. That's future technology. Well, not future, I guess. I guess it is old technology, because they probably developed that a long time ago.

Oh, yeah. Billions of years ago. So it is old technology. You're right. I bow to you. But anyway, it looks like a puzzle, like a wooden puzzle,

like a 3D wooden puzzle. I didn't have those. I had regular puzzles. Wooden. Here, Mike. Here's the wooden puzzle. Don't you dare make it. I made it in the garage. Yeah, right.

They never would have done that. I know. My mom would have found it in someone else's garage and brought it home. See if you can get the big piece out of the small piece. Here's some information. Back off of Mrs. Haley during the Christmas time. on that. My mom would have found it in someone else's garage and brought it home. I know what you're talking about. Here's some information. Back off of Mrs. Haley during the Christmas time.

Personal bandana is Dave Gibson and Travis Thatcher. Thanks to wives, dogs, buds. Real cool. It's like, well, we gotta thank our wives, and then immediately after, our dogs. And then our buds and the Casio Corporation.

Okay, that is a solid five people. A portable cake? are dogs. And then are Buds and the Casio Corporation? Okay. That is a solid five people. A toilet bowl cake? Written and recorded in the mix by Personal Bandana. Toilet bowl cake. Between 1-7 and 8-18. Mastered by Travis Thatcher.

Art by Matthew Austin. I like the art. Let's see what we see. So the majority of this toilet tank is cake. A flushes? A toilet bowl cake? All right, Dave. A toilet bowl cake?

He's a half empty bottle of Mike Hager. What do you got, Dave? Dumb Dave. Dumbest guy. I'm going to play this. This tape is falling apart. It is falling apart because I think I made it worse when I grabbed it earlier. I ripped it a little bit.

It's a burlap sack or something. It's like a satchel. It's like a burlap O-card. Oh, man. Is that hemp? I might smoke that later to the dome if that's hemp. Don't smoke it too much. If you wrap that in a banana peel and put it in the oven,

you can get fucked up. Do Proud Boys get fucked up, too? No more of this. You can't make this joke. It is a horrible joke. It's too far. Maybe once, the first time about the haircut. I don't even have that haircut anymore.

I have long hair now. John, calm down. I know. That's what made me wonder why you weren't a Proud Boy anymore. He's not a Proud Boys. I know. I see that he's not now. I don't even think they're really real, to be honest.

I think they're liberal media. I see that he's not now. I don't even think they're really real, to be honest. I think that's liberal media. I've never seen one. I've never seen one either. Yeah, that's true. Joe, that's a good point. I've never eaten at a Chick-fil-A, but I know they're real. Yeah, but you've seen one. You've passed by a Chick-fil-A, and if you say you haven't, that's impossible.

You've been in the mall. I was at the mall the other day. Yeah, so you saw the Chick-fil-A. There's the one by the hospital. That's the only two. You've seen one of those. Yeah, I see a the other day. Yeah, so you saw the Chick-fil-A. There's the one by the hospital. That's the only two. You've seen one of those. Yeah, I see a lot of their trash around, too. Yeah, see?

So you know Chick-fil-A. And I've seen billboards eat more chicken. Eat more chicken with the cow. How do they get the cows up there? I don't know. What tape are you playing? The satchel tape. A balloon.

I like 3D billboards. Normally, I pour sugar on that shit. They got the one falling off. The guy falling off the billboard. The inflatable guy falling off the billboard in 95. You've probably seen it on your radio. No, I haven't seen it. They can't do that.

They shouldn't do that. No, it's like a guy. It's like a construction worker. He's like falling. But it's like an inflatable. So it like pops out of the billboard. Oh, he's not like a man who went up to fix the cows. No, I've seen that one.

Yeah, I've seen that one. They shouldn't be able to do that. That's not funny. They shouldn't be able to. That's not funny. It's really scary. It's not funny. It's too scary. It's dangerous for our conditions.

We shouldn't make fun of that. Support the troops. I'm going to play this Tuesday Night Machines tape. Hawaiian yurt music. On Strategic Tape Reserve. Is it like a field recording of Hawaiian

yurt music? No, this is really good. Is it like a field recording of Hawaiian music? No, this is really good. Is it Jungle Boogie? I love strategic tape reserves. What else have they done? They recorded on an iPhone app. The whole tape is made with an iPhone app. Oh, really? Yeah. With Hawaiian sound samples.

I like that. It said it was mastered in Final Touch. If you could live in either Alaska Or Hawaii Where would you go? Hawaii Definitely Hawaii, I lived in Alaska, it sucked When did you live in Alaska?

Years ago, many years ago What were you doing there? I wanted to get out of here Chasing tail He was, wasn't he? He was hunting rabbit out there. What about you, Dave? I feel like you would go to Alaska.

I would probably go to Alaska. And I'd be there with him. We'd miss you guys, but we'd have fun. And we'd keep doing the podcast. It's miserable. It sucks. Don't move there. I'm going to tell you right now, if you move to Hawaii, you are not going to take care of that skin you got.

That precious, precious skin is going to burn right up. I mean, I'm sure it is, but I'd rather do that than be cold all the time. You strike me as a guy who would say, I don't believe in sunblock. I'd rather be hot than cold. It's not that I don't believe in it, I just don't use it. Fair enough. And then the whole autism thing, but I don't want to get into that. All right, then is it my turn?

Pass me the tape. I want to feel, I want to get the texture of the satchel. Dave, I think you might have taken those tissues to the limit. Yeah, man. He took those tissues to the dome. You must be fucked up. How do they attach this piece of paper to the sack? I think glue. You figure it would just fall right off. With glue? What kind of glue do you use?

Elmer. Oh, that's why. Gorilla. You think they use gorilla glue? I don't know if they freaking splurge for gorilla glue. I'm going to play this missing foundation tape. Missing foundation? What are you supposed to do with that? World. How do you build a house on that?

Oh, you can't. That's what happens. Your insurance won't pay for that. Your foundation goes missing. Missing Foundation. It's missing? You don't have foundation insurance? They don't have that anymore.

Missing Foundation, World in Chains. Came out on Bake Tapes. Bake Tape number 74. I feel like I was looking up who Missing Foundation is. It says on the back who's recording on this tape. Missing Foundation is Peter Missing, the back who's recording on this tape. Missing Foundation is Peter Missing, Ugg, and Joshua Slusher.

And I recognize the name Slusher. Who's that? What fucking project was that? Oh, God. It was an opponent. It was an opponent. Yeah, it was an opponent. Yeah.

But I think Missing Foundation has been playing since like the 80s. The 1980s. The 1980s when I was born. Well, the first one, 80. The original. The original, yeah. OG.

Yeah, go way back. They've been releasing stuff since the late 80s. And here's what I like the most. Do you see this? What do you think this logo is on the cover? I can't really see it. I don't know. I've seen that so many times. What do you think that is? A the cover? I can't really see it. I don't know. I've seen that so many times. It's a couple of wavy laces.

What do you think that is? A hobo? The Blair Witch Project? See, I kind of feel like it was the volume. If it's volume, but you'd be muting it on your computer. Oh, you'd turn it on your side. Yeah. I always thought it was something about,

don't put glasses in this box. No wine glasses? No wine glasses in this box or they'll break. Oh, yeah. And you can put glass in this box. No wine glasses? No wine glasses in this box or they'll break. And you can put glass in the box, but not wine glasses. Not upside down wine glasses. What it means is it's an industrial noise outfit from New York City. Their logo,

I'm getting all this from Discog, so you know it's true. Jim Orlando put it up then? You're not logged in. No, I don't. I don't want Obama tracking me. Their logo shows a martini cocktail glass turned upside down, meaning the party's over. Which is, we all know,

when you're ready to end that party, you gotta turn the martini glass upside down, let three drips of it spill out, and then no over top of it. Party's over. Party's over. Tell the rest of your crew. This is a Tight Fucking tape. It was recorded

2015 to 2016 at C-Squad and RRHQ. New York City. Big Apple. Big City. We were just talking about you getting a sandwich whenever you want. You know who's from C-Squad? Lou Reed. Leftover Crack. What? All your guys' favorite band. And when there is

no hope, I smoke some crack, I shoot some dope. Lyrics? Yeah, that's my favorite leftover crack song. Is there ever leftover crack? No. Yeah, there's never leftover crack. That's the point. That's the point.

I don't get punks. All right, you ready to play these tapes? I've been ready. You're right Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. The Thank you. Thank you. so right I love you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the beach. Thank you. so Thank you. Uh, you nation control Uh, you nation control Steal food, steal away Make vaccines, remember you Go on to the six-five

The gun can only be one word To the family, only two Uh, you nation control Uh, you nation control Follow the crew Call You make some control Call You make some control Call the control Justice gone Just command

We need We need Transmission 137 We need the urges We need the mind We need the mind Talking Even if you're alive

Call the number 5 5 5 You make some control The mind is barking Even if you're alive You're all alone How? How? How? You reach in control How? How? You reach in control Take your money and run

Against the nation March my friends Feel the blood of your soul The destination is... March my friends! This is your choice of course The fire is a region, it's humanity's last call Our... Nation control Our...

Nation control Steer free, steer away Bank our sea into another world's sea The war I choose is to start We will wave, thank God, sea into another world, A day of our own truth. This is how the hands of the living water To the family of the king. Pollution control. Pollution control.

A final adventure. Just as long, just as long, To radiate, to radiate, We have a trail Just this one, just the land Radio 8, radio 8 Radio 137 Radio 8, radio 8 How do we make the mine? Move the mine, parking In this world, what

Call us now, talk Talk, talk You are nation control Talk, talk You are nation control Turn the radio on The Nation Control The Nation Control Turn the money and run First Nations Are much more than

The other world's souls The fighters are raging As humanity is lost The Nation Control The Nation Control The fires are raging as humanity's blood spills Our nation control Our nation control Steal the food, steal the way Like Christy, if you remember the way The war on truth, pushed aside

The gun tally, murder Fatality, All the food Of Elysium Control Of Elysium Control Power of Control Justice One Just the Land Radiation

Radiation Radio 137 Radiation Stop the intermines The intermines Cracking Even your world All of the mountains The Thank you. See you next week. Thank you. You have destroyed my world. And I did. Now I'm here to back up you. You're here to make me lose.

You're here to make me lose. I am the nature to kill you. I will destroy all of you. You have destroyed my world. I am the nature to take care of you. I am the nature to destroy all of you. You are the person I love. I am the nature to take care of you. I am the nature to destroy all of you. You are the person I love. I am the nature to take care of you. You are the person I love.

I am the nature to take care of you. I am the nature to take care of you. I am the nature to take care of you. I am the nature to destroy all of you. You are the person I love. I am just a man of the streets. I'm not a hero. I'm just a person. I'm not a man. I'm not a villain.

I'm not a villain. I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero. I'm not a hero. I will destroy all of you. You have destroyed my life.

And I will not disappear from you. I am the nature to be found. I will destroy all of you. You have destroyed my life. There it is. That was tight. Too scary. Coteries. Way too scary. Personal bandana.

Tuesday night machines. And I don't know why I can't remember the name of that. Because you're dumb. Because you're the dumbest one out of all of us. I'm the smartest. Goodbye. Missing foundation. Dave, come back.

Come on. All right. Get down. Dave, come back. Come on. All right. Sit down. Oh, come on. There was something. Don't slam the door, Dave. Yeah, don't slam the door. It says it on Discogs, so you know it's right.

Right. Joe, you have maybe a feta in your mustache? Is it white? Yeah. Hey, mister. No, it's that yellow. Yellow feta. Discog says that Coteries is

a spoken word. Now, that was the scariest words I've ever heard. That was horrifying if those were words. Those words were so scary you couldn't even hear them. He was speaking in tongues. It was horrifying. And another one from Dead Gods.

Yeah. We need to maybe speak a little bit more about this label if you're going to play another one. Yeah, for sure. Is that what you're going to do? Yeah, I am. Matter of fact, I am. Did we ever figure out the label for Personal Bandana?

No. I'm going to go with Self-Released. I don't know what HG stands for. The sixth Self-Released? I have no clue. From HG? From HG. for. The sixth self-release. I have no clue. From HG? From HG. At that point it's a label. The Tuesday. Okay, whatever.

Moving on. Just move on. What do you got, John Powell? So, I got Scant. I don't know how much more I can take of this. You don't like Scant? Everyone likes Scant. Everyone loves Matt Becky. Let's not linger on it.

I just hit the wrong button on my freaking keyboard. Move on. It's because of that weird finger. My mom listens too, Joe. Does your mom really listen? No. I'm going to get her to. What are you playing?

A scant tape? 10% about my life. Do you think that much? My parents don't. Less than that, yeah. My parents. One time my brother was in this room and he said, what's with all the tapes? And I just said, I don't know.

Now we're at the end of that. That's it. That's as far as we've gotten. So what's a scant tape called? Shivers. Let me see the spine. I haven't seen. That's what I get when I look at these tapes.

The shivers. We did like a, I was at like a family get together once and like, Jesse's, oh, we got to leave. We got a podcast tonight. And I was just like, don't, don't, don't. Don't say that. Oh, because you thought they were going to find out about it. And they're like, what is it?

How do you listen to it? Dave, what podcast do you do? Is it about a murder? Is it like cereal? They're not that far. Dave's Scary Stories. Have we talked about the spines on these tapes? I said earlier that they look cool.

Oh, and I'm just noticing that it's like a link. It's like an interlinking pattern. Yeah. It's almost like a tribal armband. It's like links. An interlinking pattern. Yeah. Yeah. But is it... Let me see. It's almost like a tribal armband.

Oh, it is. It's almost like a tribal armband. It is almost like a tribal armband. It's sick. It's really sick. It's not a perfect pattern. Well, what is? You know what I mean?

What is? Pie. But also... A Chevron? But also... A Chevron. Have you ever heard of a Chevron? That's my favorite type of car.

A Chevron? Yeah, Chevron Have you ever heard of a Chevron? That's my favorite type of car. A Chevron? Yeah, Chevron 66. That song is a funny number. But also, the framed borders on the cover is also part of the template. There's always an image inside that border. Yeah. You see that? It's always the same.

Yeah. Listen to me, boys. Oh, no, you have tape. Okay, so scant shivers. Shivers. That gives me the shivers. I got the shivers. This is me, boys. Oh, no, you don't have tape. Okay, so scant shivers. Shivers. That gives me the shivers. I got the shivers. This is guide number 12.

This is like one of my favorite scant tapes. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Name your top 30. He doesn't have 30. You don't think he has 30? Do you have any more information you want to tell me? There's no way he doesn't have at least 30 tapes.

No, he doesn't have 30. This is like my favorite one, though. This is the B side. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he always puts the sicker track on the B-side. Oh, life hack. He likes to pull a little beat and switch. Don't give away his secrets of the trade.

Oh, shit. Sorry, man. Oh, shit. You're putting him on blast. My bad, dude. Now everyone knows to hit that fast forward. Does this tape slap? Oh, does it slap?

That's a good question, Joe B. John Pyle, does this tape slap? Absolutely. It does. Shiver slaps. All right, then what are you going to play, Joe B.? I'm going to play this Evolve tape, Formlessness. I don't believe in Evolvolution.

No? Me neither. I have a hard time with it sometimes. I ain't Evoluted from no monkey. I ain't from no monkey, man. There ain't no way. On Flag Day Records from Pennsylvania.

Eastern Pennsylvania. Is Flag Day from Pennsylvania? I didn't know that. Eastern Pennsylvania. We're in Eastern Pennsylvania. I don't know. It's a big... Allentown. Oh, Allentown? It's probably not Allentown. Let me say it. I didn't know that. I thought they were from the Midwest for some reason. I don't know.

You're just dumb. I thought Dave was dumb, but you're fucking dumb. We know Dave is dumb. We know Dave is dumb. That's part of it. We know something about John Palbo. He said, I can't say it anymore, but we know what it is, and we won't talk about it. No, John, I'm not going to make this joke anymore.

Do you need to say something about it? No. Do you need to set the record? Should I linger on it a little bit longer? No more! Calm down. Not much going on with this artwork here. You're making me shout, man. I know. I don't like it.

I don't like you. Oh, this is tight as fuck. Look at this. I like how the outside, when you unfold it all the way, the cover very simple, very plain. Right? You fold it out all the way, you get a little bit more color to it. it. You flip it around. Watercolor.

Oh boy. Evolve is from Washington, D.C. Formlessness is the name of the tape. Alright. I like that. I like everything about this. Alright, Davey. Davey boy, what are you going to follow?

I'm going to play this Andy Loeb's tape. You should mention, Joe, not to cut you off, Dave, I'll let you finish, that Evolve is spelled E-V-O-L-V. Oh, I figured people already knew that. You figured they would just assume that much? Yeah. All right, why not? I don't know anymore.

Let's see the cover on that tape. It's pretty tight looking. Oh, yeah, it's a picture of Jamie Orlando. What? With a keyboard. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know of Jamie Orlando. What? With a keyboard. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know this one.

This is a good one. Wait. Let me sit up close. I like this one. No, he's just like Jamie Orlando. Who is this guy? Is that when he was in a rock band? Yeah.

Does this tape slap? That's my question. This is his pseudonym. There is so much that can be said about this artwork there's so much going on from the fonts that were chosen to the color scheme to everything about it to the the suit this person picked out to take that picture let me ask you a question do you think someone took the picture while they were lying on the grass or did they hang the camera from a tree and set a timer? No, someone got up there. His boy.

You think so? Yeah, holding that keyboard. That is Jimmy Orlando. This is really nice. It was recorded in Drop of Sun Studios. What? In Asheville, North Carolina. Oh, that's a good city, too. Terry Tapes put this out. Who's Terry Tapes? No clue. You don't know Terry?

No, I don't know Terry Tapes. I'm Terry. That's Terry Tapes. Ah, I'm Terry Tapes. I'm Terry Tapes. I'm Terry Tapes. Do you got my personal bandana? Oh, shit. Forgotten password. Is that the track you're playing? I like that.

I'm always forgetting them. That's why. No, I'm going to be playing. No, actually, in fact, I'm going to be playing track three on the inside. Something else. All right, whatever. I'm looking forward to this because I remember hearing this

and I remember thinking... I like that. I remember thinking Davey's going to like it. Dave's going to like this. Clean your glasses. It's driving me nuts. You can't see that? They're filthy.

Let me see. Oh, that's really bad. I don't even know what some of that stuff is. I don't know. Mist. Grant Evans. Use one of Dave's booger wipes and it'll get that's really bad. I don't even know what some of that stuff is. I don't know. Missed. Grant Evans. Use one of Dave's booger wipes, and it'll get that all right off. Grant Evans.

Ephemerals tape on this label Park 70 that came out of nowhere, started sending these tapes, and you really take notice to them. Oh, they're nice. That looks nice. Because they all have these, John Pyle, let me explain it to you. They all have these really thick paper O cards with gray printing on it and a 70 and debossed on the back.

Wow, that is very beautiful. And then just the classic clear tape inside, little label on it. But it's like a little... It goes over, right? It goes over the top. Wow. Yeah, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Just in the middle. Yeah. We should have an arm wrestling competition. Should we? Me and Dave, a few episodes ago, we played Chopse's. You played what? Chopse's with Pencils. Pencil fight?

Oh, nice. Pencil fight, yeah. Is this Grant Evans who runs that label, Adversary? Yes. Okay, nice. He used to run Hooker Vision, him and Richard Evans. What? Me too? Yes. Okay, nice. Used to run Hooker Vision. Whoa! Me too, man. Oh, fuck.

There's no shame in sex work. Back off. Back off. If I can't make my John joke, which I will off air. But yeah, this is park number eight.

And this is a fucking... This one came late in the game. Oh, we gotta start talking about best of lists. Oh, we gotta... Guys, when are we gonna talk about these best of lists? I don't know, soon.

I'm the only one who's not wearing glasses here. You are, you are. Hey, mister! I have contacts in today. I've never had contacts before. That's like a little person putting lifts in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a reference. It's got to be a reference. It's a reference from Seinfeld, man. Okay. When Mickey's doing it and then they get all mad at him, I can say that. Why can you say?

Because you were adopted? You weren't. Because I'm adopted. I can say all the things. You went through some shit not knowing your real parents. Yeah, there's a lot. You've got to get out, and you're going to get out in weird ways. In weird ways.

Talk about Seinfeld. All right, you ready to your real parents. Yeah. You've got to get out and you're going to get out in weird ways. In weird ways. Talk about Seinfeld. All right. You ready to play these tapes? Yeah. We're losing Dave because he's like dead. Dave is dead. Dave is so dead.

When I got here he just said, hey man. He gave me some text before he got here about, oh, I'm sick of shit

and I don't want to make this a late night. And I'm like, what do you want me to do about that? Say less stuff? Do less content? I got a lot to do here, man. You got a lot of stuff to get out't want to make this a late night. I'm like, what do you want me to do about that? Do less stuff? Do less content? I got a lot to do here, man. We're still having a good time.

I plan to play a board game after this. No. Alright, let's go. Alright, you ready? Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn the volume down. I'm going to go ahead and turn it off. The The The I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. THE END © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. Oh, oh. Oh so I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm going to go back to the I'm going to go ahead can get a good view of the city from here. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. I don't know. so I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I don't know. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. so oh there it is cut off to scan shivers on dead gods evolve formlessness

flag day recordings Andy Lobes about me Terry Tapes Grant Evans ephemerals park 70 and we are about to

we've been skimming the trees but we're about to land this thing John Pyle skimming the trees what you want here's what we're gonna do

we're gonna bring this here's the bet this is part four of your four-part series oh yeah of dead gods yes tight Brooklyn label right yeah you ever get a fucking pizza there yeah it's not that good holy are you serious no I had a real like. You want french fries right now? What kind? You thought we were going to get gratos?

Yeah, we haven't done that in a long time. Joe B has been the snack man, but he didn't bring any snacks. I didn't bring any snacks today. I saw you eating a fucking sub. Whatever. It's a hoagie. It's technically a hoagie dummy. I love gratos soie. Okay, whatever. Share it. It's technically a hoagie dummy. I love Grotto's so much.

I do too. I actually really like it. It's like my favorite pizza. It might be like my, it's my second favorite pizza. What's your first favorite? Tony's. It's the yin to my yang. Tony's Baltimore Grill in Atlantic City.

No. There's two Tony's pizzas. He's a brother from another mother. I mean, come on. It's good pizza. It's good Tony's pizzas. He's a brother from another mother. I mean, come on. It's good pizza. It's good like Italian pizza. Real Italian pizza. Tony's in Atlantic City.

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. That Amalfi place down by you is good. That's owned by the same people. Oh, is it? So that is included. That's the brother owns Amalfi's, but it's the same family. That's good shit. It's good shit.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love good shit. You know who makes good pizza? The Papa. Papa John's. Yeah. I's good shit. It's good shit. Yeah. I love good shit. You know who makes good pizza? The Papa. Papa John's. Yeah. I make good pizza. Oh, silence.

Come on. Come on, fellas. Alright, John Pyle. You're entitled to your opinion. Take us out. Begin to take us out. Probably the best kind of pizza is... Oh, wait. Come on, you clown. It's roasted peppers. A lot of people like the peppers on the top. I love when you get the Papa's Pizza and Scott the Pepperoncini.

Oh, I love the pepperoncini. I always order extras when I order online. I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, you can request extras. That's rude. I got my own plant. I grow them at home. Really? Yeah.

Oh, do you pickle them? Are those pickled? They are pickled when you get them, but I don't pickle them. I grow them at home. Really? Yeah. Oh, do you pickle them? Are those pickled? They are pickled when you get them, but I don't pickle them. I just eat them. What do they taste like when they're not pickled? They're actually not as spicy. No?

No. At least, maybe the ones I grow suck, but I don't know. They're not as spicy. He loves Papa John's so much, he grows his own peppers. Yeah. It's the best pizza place, for sure.

I don't know. No, I'm just kidding. It's not. So I have have the last tape I have. It's another Dead Gods tape. This is Sniveling. Sniveling? Sniveling?

No, it's not. That's what it's called. It's called Sniveling. No, it's not. Good one, though. Good one. What is it really? It's called Sniveling. What is it? Tortured Semen. No is it really? It's called sniveling. What is it? Tortured semen. No, no tortured semen. Sniveling.

Sniveling cock. Yeah. I was going to do a cock one. I was going to be like, split. Split cock. Oh, split cock. Which way is it split? No split cock. Straight down the middle?

Folds open? Like a hot dog? That's how they do it. Yeah, butterfly. So what is this? Sn's how they look like. Yeah, butterfly. So what is this? Sniveling semen? Just sniveling. Just sniveling.

Sniveling. That's really good. Tortured cock. You guys are going to like it. You guys are being, oh. No, I'm going to love it. I love it. You're going to love it.

Well, tell me who sniveling is. Who's sniveling? It's, I believe. You believe. He believes anything. This is Omar from No Dreams. What's No Dreams? You don't know No Dreams?

Freddy. It is. Omar Gonzalez. That's exactly who it is. Freddy Krugman? You don't know No Dreams? No Dreams is amazing. You're missing out. Maybe I do. I don't know. Don't put me on the spot. Never put Mike in there. There's a lot of content.

There's a lot of content. What happens to this guy on the spot. Never put my game on the spot. There's a lot of content. There's a lot of content. What happens to this guy on the cover? You gotta sift through the stuff. I feel like this guy on the cover laying on the ground behind I haven't even looked at the cover because I've been too busy playing the tape. I think he's into it. Okay, well, this is a fucking cassette podcast, so I'm painting a fucking picture.

It looks like all the other Dead God tapes. Yeah, they all look the same, but like, you know, give it a little bit of flair. I wouldn't know. Whoa, don't hold me back. This is supposed to be a safe space. Hey, hey, hey.

Whoa. No touching. Calm down. Don't explode on them. Do not rabbit punch them. Do not play with them. What's a rabbit punch? You do not want to find out.

I don't want to find out. I'm sorry. There's a guy laying on the ground. Let me see. Behind a car. I feel like he's laying there and he's waiting for them to back up, but they're not going to. And he's okay. No, he's huffing tailpipe.

You think he's huffing pipe? You think he's roasting meats? Roasting meats. Oh, he's definitely huffing tailpipe. I like how I said, you think he's roasting meats? I kind of think it was Dave. And he was like, there's no way I'm leaving the board. No way.

I wish you just batted at it. And it played like, you know, alias the beekeeper. And we're like, whatever. Oh, there's still more tapes. Yeah. I'm going to play this. I think it's El Navano and Alien Roswell. Confidence is everything three.

Roswell like the aliens? Like the aliens. That's how it's called a callback. Full circle. Already dead tapes. Confidence is everything three. You know who that is on the cover, right? Oh yeah, that's Michael Jordan. That is Muggsy Bogues, my friend. I bet you were so excited.

5'5", I think he was. Charlotte Hornets. What a player. Played with Larry Johnson. What? The Charlotte Hornets are my favorite team. He was shorter than Spud Webb. What? Can he dunk?

Muggsy Bogues. Muggsy couldn't dunk. Okay. No, Muggsy unfortunately couldn't dunk. How was his three? Not good. What was his angle? I think he was more of a mascot.

Like, what was he good at then in basketball? Dribbling. Assist. Yeah, dribble through people's legs. No, assist. I mean, you need an assist. You need to be assisted. Yeah, he was quick.

He could pass it to the people who would dunk it hard. Yeah, Larry Johnson would dunk it hard. What? Yeah, I mean, you're right. You need to have one of those people. He's like your cleric. Yeah, he's your cleric. He heals you.

He doesn't really do any of the cool fighting. Do another one of those, David. That was good. Maybe sets you up for something cool. Yeah, he sets you up. So that's the tape I'm playing. What label is it on? It's on Already Dead.

That's true. Let me see it. Which says it's based in Atlanta, Brooklyn, Chicago, Detroit, and Kalamazoo. Are you kidding me? That's a lot of places. That's a lot. That's too many places. How do you figure out what to put out?

I got to tell you. When's rent due? They got a tape club thing going right now 120 125 and you get a tape a month oh yeah yeah those are that's risky extra stuff i gotta say risky it is risky yeah it's risky business but but but that's the culture we live in right now like boxes like getting boxes of stuff delivered monthly and you don't know what it's going to be. People love that shit. They do love it. And then you unbox it.

I'm going to sign up for a bunch of live on YouTubes. I'm going to sign up for a bunch of different ones. I'm going to get produce. I'm going to get denim. I'm going to get toys. And then I'm going to have

a service where you can get mystery boxes and I send you, you don't know which one is going to come out of. So maybe one week you get chews, and next week you get a little lettuce. Just a little bit of lettuce.

Not right now. No, it's just romaine you can't eat. Oh. Jesus Christ. What are you playing, Dave? I'm going to play this Marc Abelli. Who is it? Marc Abelli.

Marc Abelli. Do you have any more information you want to tell me? What's that cover? Are those little yoga moves? Was this sport? Yeah, it's called sport. I'm glad you're playing this. It's like a...

I don't know what you call this. Little pictographs. Yeah, little pictographs of people, like stick figures, doing sports things. Like fencing and golf. Like an Atari game, it looks like. That's what the menu would be, and you choose one of those to play that game. Yeah.

If I'm being honest, I'm playing it because I like the art. It's still pretty good. That's my favorite thing that Dave does. Slam dunking. We're being honest. Cricket, shooting. Wow, this is a very jock lineup here. Table tennis, football, baseball.

Yeah, it's real good. I like the basketballs on here twice Because one is the dude is dunking The other one is the dude is just dribbling Like Muggsy Bose, he's a good dribbler Do I get to take this show out? Remember Double Dribble? There's two baseball ones here Remember Bill Lambert's Combat Basketball?

I don't remember I don't really remember it either Oh Shaq Fu, you want to talk about Shaq Fu? I don't really remember it either. Oh, Shaq Fu. You want to talk about Shaq Fu. Now we're going on an adventure. Yeah, Shaq Fu. Off the court, I was more of an NBA Jam Tournament Edition guy.

When Double Dribble came out, though, and you would dunk, and it was like the close-up of the dunk when you did it. It was like, oh, this is the coolest thing ever. And it was. So sick. And it was. It was. It was like, oh, this is the coolest thing ever. And it was. So sick. And it was. It was. It was cool. I'm going to take this out with Tiffius Galore.

Tiffius Galore? Tiffius Galore. What's that? I can't see from far away. Is that something that you know? With that bulb there, I can't really. I can turn this bulb off. Now that we're on the last day.

It got dark in here. Oh, I don't know how you say this. Yeah, what is that? How do you say it? Then things got really dark. Tiff dark in here. Oh, I don't know how you say this. Yeah, what is that? How do you say it? Then things got really dark. Toothless galore. I smell voices.

I don't know. Icy dead people. I smell voices. You guys ever see that movie? I've never seen it. Bruce Willis with the icy den people? Yeah. The icy den people? Yeah.

On the West Coast, it was a little bit different. So there was no spoiling layers. And those icy den people Oh I smell voices I smell voices Give me some reverb Dave You're not going to reach that are you Is that too much

Alright you ready to end this I smell voices It was on lurker bias Let's say that I smell voices Then you took it away He's going to do this the whole time isn't he Every time you try I smell voices. Then you took it away? He's going to do this the whole time, isn't he?

Every time you try. I smell voices. Yeah, but you didn't do it in the voice. I won, though. Lurker bias number 116. It's a big number. It's one of the funnier numbers. It's one of the bigger, funnier numbers.

All right, you ready to end this all? Yeah. You ready to just end this all? 136. Jump out. It's 11.15 on mic time no it's not even 11 o'clock wow it's the earliest time what did you tell me I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. I'm going to go to the right. The I'm going to go to the right. Exit 159, The Exit 155, Mile 15 Exit 159, Mile 16 And as 61 points to tie, Yeah.

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