Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #137 | 1.6.19

Episode Date: January 6, 2019

Jay Glass Dubs, Modal Zork, Dinosaur On Fire, United Power Soul, Hour, Anthony Janas, Hairbrushing, Dotson, Timothy Fife, Aidan Baker, Phoned Nil Trio, and Denseland.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some cassettes. We're going to play some cassettes. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassettes. We're going to play some cassettes. 30 years later.

We're going to play some cassettes. We're going to play some cassettes. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Boo-boo! Dad's out. I said it first.

Cassette Podcast, first episode of 2019. 2019. Episode number... Coming out hot. Steel Flats. Boo-boo! What episode number is this? 22.

It's not 27. 1-37. Yes. Episode number 137. I'm Mike. I'm Joe. I'm Dave. Do you have any more information you want to tell me?

Welcome. Boys, I am excited for the new year. I'm excited for another year. I've decided this year I'm not going to let you guys steamroll me or be rude to me. What are you going to do if we are? A series of hammer punches. You've got mail. What's a hammer punch?

Is it like this? You want to find out? Stand right there. Ready? Got you. Wow, it hurt. No, I'm not a violence. Not a lot, though.

I do pacifism. I'm not a violent. I'm not a violent. I'm not a violent. I'm a pacifier. I'm not a violence. I love pacifier. Who wants to play the first cassette tape?

Why don't you do it? Boys, well, let me ask you before we get into that. Let's talk about New Year's. How was your New Year's celebration? Oh, it was great. Yeah, what did you do? I went to a friend's house and we played some games. What games did you play?

What did you play, Joe? We played Betrayal on House on the Hill. Okay. Are these tabletop games? That's a tabletop game. Parlor games? That's a tabletop game. Video games?

Parlor games. The other game, I can't remember what it's called. It's not necessarily a tabletop game. It's something called Words and Phrases, where you would read a tabletop game. Video games. Parlor games. The other game, I can't remember what it's called. It's not necessarily a tabletop game. It's something called Words and Phrases, where you would read a card. Okay. And it would be like, ancient Chinese proverb says, the tiger gets the... Worm. Well, then everyone will write down on a piece of paper...

Everybody's writing down the word worm? Not worm. What they think the rest of the thing is. But they're going to think it's worm, I'm guessing. And then there is the real answer, and then people you vote, and there's a point-based system. Sounds stupid. Sounds complicated.

It's not that complicated. I went to bed early, man. What time's early? Well, I didn't make it to midnight. Like 11 o'clock. That's close. That's midnight in some places, man. Good for you. Fireworks woke me up.

Oh, yeah? Did you have your thunder jacket on? Or your thunder blanket or whatever you wear? Do you have a weighted blanket? I just wear my dog. Dave's dog has a thunder jacket and he wears it in a baby Bjorn because he's scared too. It's very scary. He has flashbacks

because one time he got beat up on the 4th of July. Who, Dave did? Yeah. By the fireworks guy. Get out of here, kid. Who's a dick? So it's not the actual fireworks that bother him. It's the idea that the fireworks guy may be close by.

He may be close by, yeah. Might beat him up again. He's probably still doing it. Might spank him again. He wasn't that old. Did he spank your cute little butt? No. He hit me with a black meal of sparkle on my knuckles.

Oh, man. What'd you do? We were going to go to one thing, and then it was raining so bad. It was kind of far away. We didn't. We went to a friend's house in the neighborhood. We hung out there. The second choice.

The B team. The B squad. They don't listen to this yet. Back up. But May to Midnight for the first time in a long time. I was proud of myself. I was a big boy.

Yeah? Yeah. With my big boy pants on. I did. It was very scary though. I never stayed out that, you know, they call it a witching hour. I don't want to spell Did you walk there or did you drive there? We drove because like I said earlier, it was raining so bad people weren't listening to my story at all. Was it still raining by midnight?

No, but you never know when that rain's going to come back. No, scariest weather. You want me to figure out what the clouds are going to do? It's good if you're on Groundhog's Day though. Why? Groundhog Day. Speak on that. So you stay up all night. So you don't repeat the same day

over again like Bill Murray he was dead in the entire movie spoiler what he was dead the whole time

how'd he die he was dead the whole time yeah what about the end though the day when he falls in love

and then dead he's dead in that part too to answer your question Dave jerk off accent jerk off too hard.

Tripped over a sprinkler. Alright, let's play some tapes. You go first, Dave. I want you to play the first of the New Year. Because you know why? You're my New Year baby. Okay. You're my big special New Year baby and I want to treat you right. And I'm not going to let you steamroll me or be mean to me. Well, see, I could put...

What do you got? What is that? It's the Netflix sound. I've been trying to figure it out. Yeah, Joe... It's trademarked. Dave watches Netflix on a Wii still, so he probably has like a...

He logs on and he goes... Yeah, that's all he's got. Do you still have to like move the hand around with the Wii? Oh my God, man. Come on, brother. I just got this shitty old TV upstairs that I don't want to move because it weighs 1,000 pounds,

so I got the Wii hooked up to it. 1,000 pounds? It's very heavy. That's a ton, right? That's a ton. You know how much it weighs. You helped me move it. I moved it myself.

I could have done it myself, but I didn't want to make Dave feel like he was weak. So I'm going to play this Earth 2 squared tape. Earth 2 squared. I don't like math. So Earth 2 and then a little 2 is on top of the 2? Yeah, so this is like a series of mixtapes. So there's Earth 2, there's Earth 2 squared, and then there's Earth 3.

But I don't think there's an Earth 1. No, we checked. No Earth 1. I think Earth 1 i think earth one is squared is four well when you're talking about planets yeah yeah earth yeah two square three two i don't i don't like math no and then they do that when he times it right if it was yeah by itself You negotiate the proper of the something. Two. Yeah, boom boom. I did it right.

So this is a split. It's a mixtape. Is it really? Boca Edwards does the mix on the A side. J Glass Dubs does the B side. J Glass, right? J Glass Dubs. Like a side J Glass right J Glass Dubs Like a mirror

Like a black mirror Scary Topical I really like the Duda I like the art of this Cause there's There's all this stuff about

Like this paranoid stuff about Not getting chipped Like art It says don't get chipped And then the inside What's that mean You know what the chip that Obama Was trying to give everybody What the not getting chipped. Like art. It says, don't get chipped. Then the inside. What's that mean? You know what the chip that Obama was trying

to give everybody? What? The child's health insurance program? No, the thing in you. Then they know everything about you all the time. They scan you. Oh, I want that.

I want that. I like the algorithm. Then the inside. Give me more convenience. The inside says, stop RFID with a slash. And it says says control of mankind to 99,9%. Is this E-Verify?

That's the sign of the beast, man. Mark of the beast. What is? The Mac of the beast? What is it? It's the Mac tonight of the beast. Mac tonight of the beast. 99,9%.

Let me see this. I like these green Roccos. Yeah, they're all in the uh allison chains they'll they will forever be the only tape that you ever had that was in that mountain do cd came i think they dyed us with mountain do is what they just sit if you say a naroko and mountain do it'll turn this color yeah that, that's true. That's true. What is the deal? What ties these tapes together? Just that they're all mixtapes?

I think it's just because they're all mixtapes. Because they're all over the map. But they're all on Earth. They are all on Earth. Love each other. This is one of the more eclectic, I think, of the ones that I have. Because I have one that's like one of them is like pretty much like all like acid house music for the most part.

But this has got all kinds of stuff. Like how the Joker fell in? And he turned into the Joker? Jack Nicholson turned into the Joker in the acid? Somebody stop me! Origin Peoples is like, so now they're expanding their collection. They collect these mixtapes. And now they're expanding their collection

they collect these mixtapes and now they're doing it with like like modern artists that are already releasing cassettes in this outsider experimental scene is that what you're telling me? Jesus Christ

it's getting complicated you know what's complicated? Math. What's going on? That black mirror is complicated. Is that black mirror? Yeah. File's done. You know that means screens, right?

Black mirror. I heard that. Yeah. I'm going to play this modal Zork tape. Modal Zork. You know that means screens, right? Black mirror? I heard that. I'm going to play this modal zork tape. Modal zork. And first of all, those aren't words. Modal zork? Modal zork.

Modal zork? Modal zorks. Yeah, modal. How do you spell it? M-O-D-A-L. That's a word. Joe. You like yes?

Yeah, you don't like yes? Z-O-R-K. You like modal yes? The name of the tape is Oba Gooba of Gorton Ork. Now I know those aren't words. Those aren't words. Those aren't words. I'll download a risotto soda check, but I don't think they're words.

It came out on Bumpy, which is Larry Wish, Lawrence Wish. Bumpy is a good label, man. Bumpy. Just so you can say it came out on Bumpy. It came out on Bumpy It came out all bumpy. Turn my mic down a little bit, Dave. I feel like I'm coming in hotter than everybody else. Peanuts are wooden potatoes.

That's true. Check on that, Joe. Look at the artwork on this motherfucker. Who are these cartoon fellas on the front, and what shenanigans are they getting into? I don't know. The guy with the little hat just went to the purple guy's house and he's like, hey, come with me. Where do you think they're going? I don't know where they're with the little hat just went to the purple guy's house and he's like, hey, come with me. Where do you think they're going?

I don't know where they're going. They're going somewhere silly. They don't ever have a good time. You know, the Black Mirror, it's also technology. We rely on it. A lot. Yeah, it's deep, man. Some of them I don't understand, though.

I only watched the Star Trek one. Edition of 100. There was a Star Trek crossover episode? You didn't see that one? Yeah. They did a Deep Space Nine with Black Mirror. Not Deep Space Nine. Well, which one then, Joe, if you're so fucking smart?

You think I'm an idiot? I said I wasn't. I'm going to let you steamroll me. It's not going to happen. That was loud. That was really loud. Edition of happen. That was loud. That was really loud. Edition of 100. It always is.

Portland, Oregon. It has to be. It's always way louder than you want it to be. Portland, Oregon's Joe Nannes. Why'd you put that over there, Dave? I don't know. Because you handed it to me, and I thought I had it somewhere. I thought you wanted to look at the funky cover.

Oh, I've already seen it. Look at that funky cover, though. Just look at it. Oh, these two friends? Yeah. You think they're friends? Yeah, they're definitely friends. They're smiling.

Yeah, or maybe they just met. Is there something aggressive? Maybe one of them's a confidence man, okay? You find something aggressive in that cover? Let me see. Let me take one more look, and I'll tell you if I think. Is this Doug and Max? No, it's not.

House of Mountain. No, not House of Mountain, guys. You think that's them personally on the cover? Yeah, like that's actually them. Like that's their true form. Yeah. Maybe. Actually, maybe.

I don't think these guys are friends. The purple guy does not look like... First of all, the purple guy is he only wearing green shorts or is he wearing a purple shirt? I think he has a purple shirt on. Okay. I don't think he wants to go with the gorilla guy. And look at... I like the gorilla guy's hat, too.

The little hat? I like it, too. Let's see it again. Let's not just gloss over the background. Behind the picture is confetti.jpg. If you just Google that, that comes up. Oh, I see. I think they put a little drop shadow on it, too, so it looks like the... Fucking I love a drop shadow.

I love a drop shadow. No, man, he's totally cool with it. It makes it look three-dimensional. It does man Sometimes you just Welcome Welcome to the third dimension Dimension of technology

And black mirrors Are actually screens Alright Denjobe what are you gonna play This thing's broken You broke my fucking naroko now. I'm going to play this Dinosaur on Fire. Holy shit. Are you serious?

A Dinosaur on Fire? That actually probably did happen, man, because of the comets. Right? Third track, Romance 3. Maybe I'll start a project called Dinosaur on Fire Jr. Good one, Dave. That was really funny. You know why it's funny? Goodbye. Whoa. Because Dinosaur Jr Jr. Good one, Dave. That was really funny. You know why it's funny?

Goodbye. Because Dinosaur Jr. was that bad. They had that one song. The buzz clip? They did one. No, they did more than one song. Or did they just have the same song over and over again? I don't know.

Anytime on Spotify, just the one song comes up. I can't even remember how it goes. You know if we have like a Nirvana station on or something. Uh-huh. The one Dinosaur Jr. song is the only one that ever comes up. Yeah. So that's the one. That's the one.

That's the one I'm talking about. Yeah. I can't remember how it goes, though. Sing it for me. I think the video is where they're playing golf on all the roofs of the building. That's the buzz clip, yeah. Oh, is that the buzz clip? That was the buzz clip.

And they're looking into the camera or something? I don't remember. I just remember him playing golf. So what are you playing here again? Why do I have to repeat myself? Dinosaur on Fire. Dinosaur on Fire. On Ghost Diamond, correct?

That label, I believe a label from Philadelphia. Oh, Keith Rankin did this art. Yes, he did. That art is fucking, that art. Talk about it. It's a... Creeping Crawly. No, it's not Creeping Crawly.

It's a very... Remember when they used to hide dicks in Disney movie covers? It looks like you'd... Did they used to do that? There's the Little Mermaid one. Is there other ones? Aladdin, I think there's a dick.

Did you ever see The Boner in Little Mermaid? When the priest has a boner? He pops the hardest, rock hard, vainiest boner you've ever seen in Little Mermaid before. No, they used to hide him in all of them. Actually, if you look back, you can find a dick in just about any movie cover

if you're looking for it. Are you saying these are dicks? No, I'm saying one of them is probably a dick if you keep looking. They're like tall buildings above the clouds, right? Above the clouds, yeah. Or it might be smog. Busting through. Busting through the clouds.

Let me say it. Who is this person? Tech honors. That can't be that person's name. Tech honors? I don't know. How do you spell tech? T-E-C-H.

How would you think it would be spelled? I mean, as a name, it could be T-E-C-K. Okay. All right, this came out. Maybe even just T-E-C. T-E-C, okay, Tech and Honor. Okay, all right, fine, fair enough. Okay.

Parents name their kids crazy names. Yo. I don't even want to talk about it. You ever heard of a person called Barack Obama? You know what his middle name is? Yeah. Hussein. All right.

Let's play these fucking tapes. Ready? Ready? Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ah There. I'm sorry. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. I can't believe my eyes are on fire But I saw fire I see you so alone Tonight

It's me, Francis Duff Who are you? I'm not that to die I told you the words of death Why are you I said Words of fear ahead Why Have I The words of death Nothing B bothers me anymore

Nothing anymore I'm a centrist Mind to keep forever My turkey forever Let's go. I'm a fighter But I'm not a fighter I'm a fighter I'm a fighter To look less as The answer God has made His defense Nothing knows the past Let me know your past Let me know your past

Let me know your past Let me know your past And I'll call you I'm not done! The End I'm in the sun,, relaxing on low I have my house, a big tree But I'm all sun, this is a long way from home But I have all the energy That's the world we're trying to build, the fun to hit my ship Then once around the block, hell, we're walking from the cross

So powerful in my shoe, maybe more, perhaps a few It's nice to be back in a comfortable place And the next hunky-dunks are you Thinking of the places, the faces I saw Feeling sleepy, dancing, crying, and tired And when do I think, where do I go? I can see right through the light, where do I go? I can see right through you, where do you go? Maybe I'll help you to walk.

I can think about it, there is a choice to say. Bye. I'm sorry. There's something inside, there's something inside There's something so annoying all around the town There's something inside, there's something inside So let's just follow it inside of our little town of the town Bye. I'm a man of my word. Who do you want? How do they make their own? By different compounds? The one that you want? Your voice is the need Now I'm writing the truth By a different body A hand in truth

You're too slow to watch Looking more like a foreign land I'm still here inside And I'm here to be warned Thank you. I'm a shaggy rib, you should know that. It's a breathing, to make yourself feel It's anxiety on the floor, it's anxiety so it's more It's anxiety's more important, it's how we play Everybody got the sniffer with us to the greatest end

It's not the end of the world, it turns into a more and more It's anxiety, it's anxiety, turn it to a more and more Everybody got the sniffer with us to the greatest stand Every time we gather here we're dressed up to a boy boy He's a zombie, he's a zombie Dressed up to a boy boy Everybody got to stare Our witness to the greatest stand Every time we gather here we're dressed up to a boy boy He's a zombie, he's a zombie

Dressed up to a boy boy He's a zombie on the floor He's a zombie for sports Take it down and raise it up Yeah! I know you, when we give a smile Z to me, when we give a chuckle Dr. Mike, when we sing out, we give out Mike When we sing out, how we give out Mike, what's this, what's that, it's for me

Because, special, you see things, likewise One, nutrition, not seeking me One, two, nothing, sleeping in the woods Once, many, two, three, four One, only one 🎵 🎵 🎵 Let's get this! Let's get this! Thank you. I'm out. Outro Music Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. there it is there it all is j glass dubs that earth two squared split with bokeh edwards origin peoples is that dimitri Papadatos? Is that the person's name?

Jay Glass Dubs? I like how Jay Glass Dubs puts the genre of music he's going to do in his name. So then you know going into it. I think everybody should do that. I think everyone should. I agree.

Just make it easier for us. Like life's not hard enough. You're going to throw me another one in there. Come on. I'm done with challenges. Come on. Come on, don't do it to me. Life's not hard enough. You're going to throw me another one in there. Come on. I'm done with challenges. Come on. Come on.

Don't do it to me. I'm done with challenges. Just give it to me easy. I like mind puzzles because I like to constantly be like, I work out my brain like Arnold Schwarzenegger works out his biceps, if you know what I mean. I'm a bit of a genius. Modal Zork, which I don't know what instruments you're using,

but they're not traditional ones. No, they're outsider. They're weird sounding. A lot of weird stuff going on. Plunger flute. Biscuit knobs. Turning those biscuit knobs. Extra butter on them. That's on Bumpy, like I said. And then Dinosaur High on

Fire. Blizzard sticks. Populous Romantique. You see what I did there is you did the Dinosaur Junior on fire, and I then Dinosaur High on Fire. Blizzard Sticks. Populous Romantique. You see what I did there is you did the Dinosaur Junior on fire, and I did Dinosaur High on fire. Joe, would you like to do one? A pun? The Dinosaur on Fire pun. Yeah, nah. No, you want to skip?

You want me to do one for you? Yeah. I don't have another one. That's Tech Honors. That's Dynamic Shroud, I believe, is a part of. So that was the first round, 2019. I think we all did a pretty good job. I think I crushed it.

Oh, God damn. Yeah, you did pretty good. It was beautiful. I loved it. Joe Bitt, you want to start this one? Yeah. All right, what do you got? Uh-oh.

What do you got? Let's hear it. I'm going to play this United Power Soul. United Power Soul. Yep. Huh, who's this? I don't know. They're like a funk band from Toronto, Canada.

Funky. I love funky boy stuff. You like funky stuff? Yeah, I was wondering. I'm going to shake my little butt. I am. It's 2019 I'm speaking my truth

I'm not going to let anyone king shame me I'm not going to let you boys steamroll me What is it, Zaf Tig Records? I think it says Zaf Tig Damn, how many panels are on that J card? A lot They got the lyrics in here They got a lot to say, huh?

They got a lot to say. Good for them. Good for them. Dave, we talked about this, and you said you weren't going to do that one in the new year. You were going to shame me. This is some funky stuff. Well, I would hope so.

This is another one when they're putting the name of what they're going to do. Yeah. Very nice. Very nice. I'm sensing a theme. Food baby raises is very good. Smoking these meats. You smoke any meats in this new year?

What would you call this? Smoking these meats. An obi strip. An obi strip, right? Or do you say obi-hi strip? I don't know. Obi-hi, obi strip. It's obi, right? Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars.

Look at that guy. So I'm going to play that tape. So it's got this red Obi strip going around it. I'm looking forward to that. Contains eight new tracks? New tracks. What? How new? That's convenient too. Holy shit. Nice to know. I don't want to buy

the same one. I don't want to buy old tracks. Holy shit. Oh boy. One of these tracks is called Feels Like 1969 Nice to know. I don't want to buy the same one. I don't want my old tracks. Holy shit. Oh, boy. One of these tracks is called Feels Like 1969. I know. Can you believe that? What? Moving fast for the number.

69. You. You, the letter. 69. You haven't done that in so long, I didn't think you had it anymore, Dave. Nom, nom, nom, nom. All right. Then who's going to have to? You go next? No. Dave went Nom, nom, nom, nom. Alright, then who's going to have to... You go next?

No, Dave went first, so then you go next. No, you went first this time. I know, so then you go next. No, Joe. Clockwise. We're going this way now? Clockwise. You're going to start the pot the other direction? What the fuck? Holy shit. You're a wild man.

Go, Dave. I'll go. I will go. I will play a tape by Hour. H-O-U-R. Hour, like the measurement of time. Anemone Red. Time's not really real. Time's not really real.

This tape came out on... Would you stop that? Would you stop that? This is a podcast. Stop it. Lily Tapes and Discs. Lily Tapes and Discs. Yeah.

Both of them. Yeah. I like their logo. It's like a lily growing out of a crinkled up trash can. Let me see. Like Oscar the Grouch, right? Yeah, except a lily's coming out. Rest in peace.

He died? Yeah. that guy just retired. Jerk-off accent. Another great died jerking off. They keep doing it. It is like Oscar, but it's a little flower. This is... I like... Oh, look at that Very Romance cover.

Look at this Very Romance shelf. This is all Very Romance. I should have saved this for next month. I feel like a Disney cover. I'm about very romance shelf. This is all very romance. I should have saved this for next month. I feel like a Disney cover. I'm about to pop out of this room. This is very nice. We should have what, Joe? Save this for next month.

Oh, yeah. Do all reds. Oh, do an all Valentine's romance special. All romance special. He want that cake. All sex special. A portable cake? Have you ever done that? What's that?

Romance stuff? Yeah. Romance cakes? What is a band, Dave? Yeah, I think it's a band. Are you serious? Yeah, they play all types of instruments. Yeah, it's like a post-rock kind of thing.

Reminds me of old Constellation stuff. Going through some... Made me pull some of that stuff out. Oh, yeah. I just had you reminiscing and thinking, huh? Had me reminiscing and thinking. They're still good records, man. They still play?

They still work? Oh, yeah, yeah. The tapes worked! All those Godspeed side projects and everything. Do make safe things. Do make safe things. So instrumental. Very instrumental.

Very instrumental. Violins. They come from France when they talk. Yeah. They live in Canada, but they come from France when they talk. Joe, you got to angle that mic down, buddy. Yeah, you're doing it wrong. You're sounding canny.

Canny? Tinny? Yeah. This is like, so this is, whoa, now it got way too loud. Way too loud. Jesus Christ.

So the angle of my mic affects the tinniness of my voice? Yes. See, watch what happens when I do it. See? That sounds good.

If you didn't move your mic, you've turned the knob. Come on, Joe. I like it like that. I actually do like it like that. Sounds more radio. I'm in my booth. You're in the engineering room

and you push the button. The call button. Alright, wrap it up. When Gary's like, Howard? Yeah. Who is this Gary and Howard you're talking about? I'm going to play this Anthony Jonas tape.

Lucifer, Scooby-Doo, and me. He always does the stuff. He always does... He's got another figurine on that cover, doesn't he? He likes doing the figurines on the covers. This Anthony Jonas character. I believe... Yeah, a little like cover doesn't he yeah he likes he likes doing the figurines on the covers this anthony john's

character i believe of like a little porcelain figurine yeah a little like uh you like your grandparents might would have it somewhere in their house this one's like a faceless like monkey right faceless stuff monkey they cut the face off who cut the face off somebody this anthony this Anthony James. Too mean. Too rough. Too scary. Too mean. Too rough. Too scary. Nihilist. He will die. Now, this came out on what? Nihilist. Nihilist. Nihilist.

They don't care about anything. Composition for boxwood recorder, tape, and electronics. Ah. Nihil number 91. This is a C30. It just came out. And an edition of a 100.

Unless you get the special... There's a special one that's like a shower curtain that you can get as the thing. Is that the Kickstarter version? I think it's the Kickstarter version. The Kickstarter version. You get the shower curtain with the guy's picture, his face all over it. What is all this stuff? I don't know, but I didn't get that. We just got the regular one with the monkey on it.

I just like the regular versions. I don't want the extra special bells and whistles. Yeah, you like the standard stuff. Just give me the standard. Vanilla bean. Yeah, you like vanilla bean. What about roasted peppers? A lot of people like the peppers on top.

I don't like the peppers on top. I just want a cheese pizza. A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. Now, this is Andy Ortman's label. He said this is his first tape in six years, right? What? He said that. I didn't say he said it.

He said this was his first tape in six years, right? He said this was Anthony Jonas' first tape in six years, but he put out one on Catholic Tapes in 2014. So tell me, how's that math add up? Or that does add up, doesn't it? Darn it. Does that add up? No, no, that would tell me, how's that math add up? Or that does add up, doesn't it? Darn it. Does that add up? No, no, that would be 2020.

How's that? So how's that math add up? Let me. Two. Three. Two. No, it doesn't add up. 45.

So 16. 47. It's 1159. Either way, this guy's a synthesizer maniac oh he's a maniac he's a maniac with that thing he doesn't play it in a traditional way we're 105 too mean alright are we ready to go into this

goodbye rock block to go into this. Goodbye. Rock block. Silverfresh and the Still refreshing to have you around I just love it when you lay it down Cause your style is tight Make a brother run a red light You know he can't help but stare at those long legs And strawberry hair But it's on a hot summer's day

That I think you look your best Getting so sweaty that you gots to undress And I must confess you make it all look wild Just being around you makes me smile. Getting so sweaty that you gots to undress. And I must confess, you make it all look wild. Just being around you makes me smile. I just want to spoon with you. In the afternoon with you, baby, you'll find. I never take it for granted. I see it as a sign to try and savor every minute.

Because out of 31 flavors, you'll always be my favorite. You can make mine a double. There's just something about you. You can make mine a double. I just don't know why. You can make mine a double scoop That's just something about you You can make mine a double scoop I just don't know why You can make mine a double scoop I don't want the options

You can make mine a double scoop I'll choose you every single time Let me taste you while you're playing in my dreams My little strawberry ice cream You taste so sweet While you're melting in the heat My little strawberry ice cream Wanna take you home and keep you all to myself

My little strawberry ice cream There's nothing better than when you make me scream My little strawberry ice cream There's nothing better than when you make me scream I'm so cool for you You're very active You can make manitobas There's just something about you You can make manitobas I just don't know why

You can make manitobas I don't have the options You can make manitobas I choose you every single time I don't care if it's a spoon or a cone As long as I can get you a long strawberry ice cream Swimming in my dreams, oh baby, I can't resist I got you on my A-list, pick you up around ten Move a black car and then

We can see some freaks at the club Maybe get some grub, who knows where it might go Like whoa, your head's a tone, a smoke show Loop me into whatever food plans you're making. I ain't faking, and I ain't breaking no heart. Especially not yours, cause you're off the charts. So make it a double scoop, and keep me in the loop. You can make mine a double scoop.

Strawberry, strawberry. You can make mine a double scoop. Strawberry ice cream. You can make mine a double scoop. Strawberry, strawberry. You can make mine a double scoop Strawberry, strawberry You can make mine a double scoop Let me taste you while you're playing in my dreams Strawberry ice cream

You taste so sweet while you're melting in the heat Strawberry ice cream I just wanna take you home and keep you all to myself My little strawberry ice cream There's nothing better than when you make me scream My little strawberry ice cream My little strawberry ice cream My little strawberry ice cream

My little strawberry ice cream My little strawberry ice cream My little strawberry ice cream My little strawberry ice cream, so cool My soul, strawberry ice cream My little strawberry ice cream, so cool My soul, strawberry ice cream You can make man a double scoop Hey, baby boo Thank you. Hey, is it true? You just might not know who you're talking to. It's shocking to see such a pretty little lady be so mean. But baby, if you keep it up, that's just alright with me. There's only one thing to do I wanna take a shower with you

You get me dirty Compromise So much that you say It's just crazy You get me dirty Compromise I think you got a hush cause you're making me blush. Bane, compromise, so much love you're saying is just crazy.

Bane, compromise, I think you better hush, cause you're making me blush. We'll see you next time. Baby boo, you know that every time we get together it feels kinda real You get your point across with no hint of subtlety He is so sad I know you down with some freaky activity When you act so nasty, there's only one thing to do I wanna take a shower with you You give me dirty compliments Some of the stuff you say is just crazy You give me dirty compliments I think you're better off

Cause you're making me blush So dirty Compliments So much stuff you say Is just crazy You make me dirty Compliments I think you better hush

Cause you're making me blush Hi, is it true? You just might not know who you're talking to You're talking to me Such a pretty little lady, be so mean But baby, if you keep it up, it's just all right, you see When you act so nasty There's only one thing to do I wanna take a shower with you

You get me dirty Compliments Some of the stuff you say Is just crazy You get me dirty Compliments I think you better hush Cause you're making me blush

You look dirty Compliments, some of the stuff you say Is just crazy You make me dirty Compliments, I think you better hush Cause you're making me blush I just wanna take a shower with you You gotta hush, cause you make you bleed in blood I just wanna take a shower with you

Take a shower with you I just wanna take a shower with you Take a shower with you Crazy, take a shower with you Crazy, take feels kinda real The The The The The The The The

The The The The The The The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. um um I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if I'm sorry. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. It goes without saying that most Christians already know that the term Scooby-Doo was adopted by the homosexual community in the late 1970s.

Scooby Doo is sodomite slang for feces row. There is no easy way of saying this, but if he sees row, is when a group of naked homosexual men get together in a public park, lay out a large plastic mat, poop all over it, and roll around in it until they have orgasms or are busted by the police. Some homosexuals save their feces in plastic bags and keep them in the refrigerator for weeks to prepare for such an event. One doesn't have to look too far to see why the homosexual community was so quick in adopting Scooby-Doo.

The cartoon is chock full of decadence. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. so wow I'm going to go to the next one. No way, man. You don't think you can do it? I don't think he has a cojones. I don't do circuits. Okay. Are we back? Yep.

All right. Welcome to the jungle, baby. Too mean. Yo, that first one, United Power Soul. Holy romance. Yeah, holy romance. Holy, I knew romance could be like hugs and kisses, but showers? Come on, Dave.

Don't clown me. I said I wasn't going to let you clown me. I was going to hammer punch you. That's a closing snake? You have to accept that, Tate. That was a tight one. And then hour. Was it hour?

Yeah. Hour. Hour. Hour. 60 one. Then hour. Was it hour? Yeah. Hour. Hour. Hour. 60 minutes. 60 minutes. Anthony, John, it's Lucifer, Scooby-Doo, and me. All three.

A good bunch. Oh, man. Now I'm all hot and bothered. We better hurry. Dave, you better hurry and pick a tape, big guy. It's your turn now. Oh, I'm going to go first? Yeah.

Who, little old me? Little old you. Should I give out this download code? Oh, shit. For what? No, you wait. Is that illegal? Yeah, you're not allowed to do that.

For what? We did a PSA about it. It's our tape. I just found it over here. Oh. I don't know. How do those work? I know how they work, but...

You don't know how they work? Or if you gave it out to multiple people people i think it's like a time limit like from the first time it's used it closes up within a few the clock starts when you put in that first 60 minutes i bet you only have 60 minutes i bet it's not even that long brother i bet you that clock starts i bet you got about 15 minutes to get in there you can't give out that code. Dave, give out just the numbers. Give out just the numbers of the code. Be nice. Four.

Is it really just four? Yeah. Two. The rest is letters. Figure it out. Wow. If someone figures that out, I'll be really impressed.

And I will. And I bet you I'll figure it out. That's one of the skills I learned. File's done. Got it. Got it. Cracked it. Dave used Got it. Cracked it. They used an algorithm and cracked it.

I love the algorithm. Hairbrushing. You folks do that? I do it sometimes. We'll put on all the sugar. Bring over the sugar. Two broken mirrors and 31 open windows.

This sounds like conceptual art. Two broken mirrors and 31 open windows. This sounds like conceptual art. Two broken mirrors. So two broken mirrors. Oh, no, not that kind. Oh, boy. Please, no. No more screens. No more screens.

It's the technology is what they're talking about with Black Mirror. Technology? Technology. How bad it is and actually how it's not good for you. Two broken mirrors and 31 open windows. It's going through a window, baby. Thanks for being patient, Dave. I'm going to say right now, currently, my favorite cassette label.

Obsolete Staircases. They're my favorite. I'm wacky over them. I can't get enough of their outsider tendencies. It's so good. But what is an obsolete staircase? What's that even mean? Obsolete staircase?

Yeah, what does it mean? Like a style of staircase that can't be used anymore? A staircase that's off of 141 by the SEVA plant or whatever it is. You're going to fucking tell me about a specific local staircase? Yeah, because it goes up and then it's just a concrete wall at the top. Yeah, so it's obsolete. It's obsolete. Wait a minute.

You're right, aren't you? Holy. Like they walled it off, but the stairs are still there. Did you just take a one-hitter? That's fucking... It was deep. Every time I pass by it, I't you? Holy. Like they walled it off, but the stairs are still there. Did you just take a one-hitter? That's fucking. It was deep. Every time I pass by it, I'm like, oh. I've been thinking for so long, what is an obsolete staircase?

Maybe the one in Labyrinth where David Bowie has the baby. When he has the big dick. The hugest dick, man. It's so big. Or like the Escher. Yeah. The Escher staircase. Is that what you call it?

Yeah. It's obsolete. No, that's not obsolete. It's just weird. Yeah, but that's why it's obsolete. They didn't like that one. Yeah, you're right. It doesn't work.

It's weird. Yeah, the public just didn't take to it. What about an escalator that's broken? That's just stairs. Yeah, those are just stairs. They still... Let's stop moving. Anyway, obsolete staircases put out tapes by shedding and hair brushing,

and I just wanted to throw out there, they might be related. Can I see the cover? I don't have anything else. It's saturated lavender. This just came out in a... It's a lizard. I apologize for a war crime. This came out in a batch, I think, like, what else was it?

Dermones or something like that? I don't know what else was in it, but other stuff. And it's good. This is a really good label. And that artwork's tight. Hold on. Their whole look is nice, buddy. It's very nice.

And what do you got to say, Joe Bay? I don't know. You look angry about something. What saturated lavender and how to apologize for a war crime? Those are just the track titles? Yeah, sure. They put those on the cover.

You don't really see that. You see that on jazz, old jazz classics, old jazz classics and stuff like that. This kind of looks like an old jazz cover. It's like abstract art,

shapes and colors. It's gorgeous. It's good. I like it. Yeah, like an anthony braxton yeah all right joe b what are you gonna play the compositions like now we're going counter clockwise i thought we're going clockwise we are going i went first now it's your turn this was mine hold on dave went first two no I didn't go yet

I'm talking about the beginning of the episode At the beginning of the episode? This episode? Dave went first And then I went And then I went first And then Dave went and then you went And now I went first

And now you go and Dave goes Are you as dumb as Dave? We're not skipping you You're messing up the water Is this clockwise? Are you as dumb as Dave? We're not skipping you. You're messing up the water. Is this clockwise? That is clockwise. Well, a digital clock.

I'll play this Dotson tape. D slash termination. Dotson, like the car? No, like Sherlock Holmes' friend. No, like in Jurassic Park when he's meeting the guy to get the embryos. He's like, Dotson, we got Dotson here! Oh yeah, it is that, isn't it? No, that's the name of the person

who does this project, you dumb jokesters. You guys are jokesters. Matthew Dotson. That's who does this. I think he has something to do with that label. This is number 297 on that label. They put out a lot of stuff.

297 is a lot of numbers. Two. It is, yeah. Edition of 60. Three. 63? 66! Let me say it.

It's like an old video game on the cover. What game is that? I don't know. It kind of does. Kind of does. Like a game that would be boring. You wouldn't want to play. Yeah, yeah. Anybody know who you are? And like at the end of the game, you would say,

why now? Why did I get 60 points that time? What happens? Do I hit the big ones or do I miss the big ones? And there is no end. Well, at some point, the colors invert. That happens a bit. The colors invert and the shapes change yeah, like, change positions. All right, Davey Boy.

So that's Matthew Dotson, right? Who we, I think, determined. This label, already dead. They have, like, a lot of people. Hands in the honeypot. I think he's one of them. Go to their band camp. No.

Don't tell me what websites to go to. Don't ever tell me what websites to use on my machine. Ever. You go to their band camp. No. Don't tell me what websites to go to. Don't ever tell me what websites to use on my machine. All right. Ever. You go to their website. All right, Davey boy. You got something? Yes.

All right. Go for it. Timothy Fife. Timothy Fife? F-I-F-E. Timothy Fife. I think the tape is called Hoichi the Earless. Hoichi the Earless?

Who's this? Hoichi the Earless? H-O-I-C-H-I. H-O-I-C-H-I, right? I'm going to say Hoichi the... Hoichi, like Mario's brother? Yeah.

Yoshi. What is Yoshi like Mario's brother? Yeah. Okay. Yoshi. What is Yoshi? It's a dinosaur. It's a dinosaur. Why is it so small? Huh? Oh, some of the Jurassic Parks.

Datsun, Datsun. Yeah, yeah. Those are small dinosaurs, too. And it spits on them. Because it's a magical land. Mario lives there in the magical land. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah, because already dead, they're from all over the place, right?

I was trying to find it. Yeah, you were back on that? Oh, I was not back on it. I told you to go to the band camp because I just had my phone. And I told you don't... Atlanta, Brooklyn, Chicago. Yeah, so that Michael Dotson dude is probably from one of those spots. Right.

Right. And then who is this Timothy... Is it Timothy Fife? F-I-F-E? Yes. Let me see. That cover's got some tracking issues I like that artwork This is on Lighten Up Sounds That's a fine label man

Yeah still going They've been doing stuff for I want to say probably 25, 30 years 80 years Say whatever you want to, man. They've been around for 100 years since the 1969s.

Good for them. Keep going strong. I like that. It's a psychedelic cover. It looks like somebody did drugs on it. Jesus Christ. Illegal. Illegal. Speaking of the 60s. Maybe like an old VHS with some tracking issues

and some color issues Yeah Ladies standing On the precipice Looks like Oh good That's like Predator

It does look like You're right It does look like Predator So it says It was written and recorded For a film screening event Hosted by

Holodeck Records At South by Southwest. Oh, the festival. When are we going to get on the festival circuit? I don't know. I've been asking. You've been asking who? You. About when we're going to get on it? Let's do it. You're the contact man.

I am the point man. It also says to originally be accompanied by live improvisation on Bukla Ezel. I don't understand what that means. Read it again. What's a Google Ezel? It's their new tablet? Google Ezel? No, Bukla Ezel. The Bukla Google.

You don't know the Bukla Google? The Bukla Ezel, it's like that xylophone. It's got hamsters in it. It's a xylophone with hamsters in it. What? It says to originally be accompanied Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. It's got hamsters in it. Yeah, it says iPhone with hamsters in it. So originally, what? It says to originally be accompanied by live improvisation on Google. Oh, okay.

Does that mean this is going to be like the backing track originally? This is the backing track. The backing track to what? To a live performance of Google Eagle. By who? By the dancer woman on the cover. What's going on? Presented by Holodeck. Presented by Holodeck.

Live, South by Southwest. You don't get it? I just don't get millennial. I don't get millennial. Anthony Maiovi on guitar. Electronics. Very cool. Let's play these tapes. That's pretty good.

Very nice, thick. What age is a millennial? What age is a millennial? What's the cutoff? I think like early 80s. Like an 80-year-old person is a millennial? That's why they call them millennials,

because they're almost a million. I think we can be considered a millennial, all right? Appreciate it. Thanks. So, what's the... All right, you want to play these tapes? Come on, we got to play these experimental tapes for these people. We got to do it.

When were you born? I was born in 1980. 69! Oh, my God. 80? 80, yeah. Oh, okay. Why? We dismissed it. Where were you born? 80 was born in 1980. 69? Oh, my God. 80, yeah. Oh, okay. Why? We dismissed it. When were you born? 80.

What's your social? I thought I was a year older than you, though. I got the EBG. 81 to 96 are millennials. Oh, that's that Chicago song, isn't it? 81 to 96. I'm 83. So I am a millennial.

Thank you very much. I'm part of the me me me generation you are part of the problem aren't you alright I'm gonna make some avocado toast that's why he's our

unpaid intern let's go have a pumpkin latte yeah go buy a house too mean Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. oh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Are you... Don't do scary magic over here, buddy. Oh, okay. Don't do scary magic.

Hairbrushing. That was already too scary. That whole block of... That last one was way too scary. Timothy Fife. Timothy Fife? Where'd you learn how to do scary like that? Spooky, spooky.

It's totally spooky. Oh, Halloween's over. Halloween's over. I made a bowl of pasta and his pumpkins grow out of it i hate when that fucking happens by the way and then dotson that's on something called already dead that's scary that's all too scary and rough too scary and then the other one two broken mirrors that's 30. That's bad luck. You know, the mirrors are like technology.

I get it. I get it. And how maybe we look at the phones a little too much. I get it. Maybe you're looking at the apps more than you should. Yeah, I was wondering. Mm-hmm. No, those tapes were tight. All right.

We've come to the end of this adventure. Quite. Uh-huh. Of this goddamn episode. Now who goes? Yep. Counterclockwise. Uh-huh.

I think Dave might know something. Dave, we're tuning to you. Don't I start? Dumbass Dave. Dave, are you still dumb in the new year? Doesn't it come back to me? Yeah, it's Joe's turn. I'm not saying Dave's dumb. I'm just saying dumb it's Joe's turn. I'm not saying Dave's dumb. I'm just saying

dumb people say Dave's dumb. I'm not saying Dave's dumb. I'm gonna play this tape. Wait, now you're going? I think I go. I veto it. You get one veto a year, you're gonna use it now? Steal slats, Dave goes. Steal slats! What's that? I get one veto a year. You don't know what steal slats is?

Are you fucking serious? You don't know what steal slats is? Are you fucking serious? You don't know what steel slats are? It's about border security Yeah It's called border security It's called It's called not having open borders People pour in

They make a left They get to the border They make a left No slats We have a crisis Invasion I know about the invasion Alright

I saw the video Oh you're talking about the caravan I'm talking about the caravan They rushed the invasion. Alright. I saw the video. Oh, you're talking about the caravan. I'm talking about the caravan. When they rushed the border, I saw it. I saw... I saw the caravan the other day. On Market Street?

I painted a tunnel on the wall and they all walked into it. I got $5.6 billion funding and I did that. Two. All right. Dave. Yes.

Into my yang. You ready to take your place? Ow. You all right? I'm all over it. Did he play any of the tapes he has for you? File's done. What do you got to take this out?

I'm going to play an Aiden Baker tape. Aiden Baker? Deer Park. Oh, I love that bar. Deer Park? Oh, yeah, yeah, it's good. I went to see Rachel Maddow there one time. Left, couldn't get in.

Too crowded. Too liberal. What was she doing at Deer Park? What was she doing at Deer Park? Was she DJing? No. Rachel Maddow was DJing mostly like Acid House and some funk and stuff. No, she was doing an episode from Deer Park.

Really? Why? Oh, maybe when Christine O'Donnell was running for Senate. Remember, I'm not a witch. I was just hoping it was an elaborate setup. She always starts with some totally obscure thing and then she brings it in eventually, like 10 minutes later? She reels you in, yeah.

She reels you in. Like she's fly fishing. Yeah, I get liberal fly fishing. Liberal fly fishing, yeah. Who ate the pot brownie that one time? Me. No, I got fucked up. A news person.

I saw so many different shapes and sizes. The news person? I'll look it up. Tucker Carlson? No, it was a lady. That's why I'm asking. Greta Van Susteren. Was it Greta Van Susteren?

Yeah, I think she ate a pot bread. Did someone do this on TV? Not on TV. Laura Ingraham. I don't know who it was. Dave, just play the tape. Yeah, so I'm gonna play this uh Baker tape Deer Park

Deer Park I love that place and Muzan Editions Muzan Editions is a really good label put a lot of good stuff this is they're like what

they're 23rd release or something like that who's Maureen Dowd she's uh like a is she like a does she write I don't know who Maureen Dowd is.

Well, she's the one that ate like 90 grams of like a crazy big giant. Did she... of what? Of sticky, icky, humble kind of brown. Edible? It wasn't 90 grams. It was something crazy. How much was it? 68 grams? Edibles?

It says 90 servings of THC. What does that mean? What's a serving? I don't know what a serving is. A serving could be five grams. Does Spot have labels on it now with serving sizes and stuff? It could be probably five grams. Five grams of brownie?

Of THC. And what happened? She died? She went nuts. She could fly, jumped out a window? That happens, man. That happens all the time. You smoke that,

you eat that stuff. Like 450 milligrams of THC. One time Dave had a glass of wine, thought he could fly, jumped out a window. I said, luckily he's 20 feet tall. He just stepped out.

Just stepped out. I said, you dumb motherfucker, get back in here. You're drunk. Hand me that tape. Hand it to me. Where's Aiden Baker from?

Canada. You never seemed more unsure of yourself. Canada. He's in Germany, I think. He's based in Germany. Not originally, though. Really? Always?

No, I don't think. I feel like he was a Canadian boy. I really do feel that he was from though. Really? Always? No, I don't think. I feel like he was a Canadian boy. I really do feel that he was from Canada. Yeah? No, he, I think, no, you're right. At one point, he was. But now he's a German. Now he defected.

Oh, shit. Germany. Which, the good one or the bad one? That's a good question. I've been watching Indiana Jones a lot recently. What's on the wall? I'm led to believe there is no good one. This guy's probably got like 200 fucking records, too. Who? Aiden Baker. What's on the wall? I'm led to believe there is no good one. This guy's probably got

like 200 fucking records too. Who? Aiden Baker. What's he, a collector? I have vinyl myself. Yeah. You ever hear of a little... You do wax?

I do wax. You ever hear of Credence on vinyl? Oh, it's the only way to listen to it. Let me say a few things to you, Joe. Whipped cream

and other delights. All right? Have you heard of it? It's called a vinyl and check it. I got a few things to you, Joe. Whipped cream and other delights. Alright? Have you heard of it? It's called a vinyls and check it. I got a few myself. Okay, then who goes next? I have no idea. You make the rules. You want me to go? No, excuse me.

Phoned Nil Trio. Gets nasty. And they do. Read some of the titles in this tape it's almost midnight time to get nasty I'm always ready to get nasty opened up and look at the title

it's called get nasty it's on orb tapes you motherfucker Dave you slimy bastard that you would do that to me son of a bitch I don't care. I'm not a gremlin and I'm okay with it after midnight.

This is a trio. We'll get to that in a little bit. A little bit? What are we going to do first? Addition to 50. Read the track titles. Orb Tapes 81. A particular and quite special penis.

Nasty. I had transported my mismanaged and ungratified and engorged penis across the frozen sexual moonscape of the 1940s. It's a lizard. Too scary. Using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore

to identify the skin tone of his penis. Boo boo! No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. So I wanted to discuss my cake. So this is all gross. It's all sugary, nasty stuff. Gross, nasty.

It's all penis humor. Penis nasty. This is uncivilized. Balls and nasty. It's filthy is what it is. It's filthy and humor. Penis nasty. This is uncivilized. Balls and nasty. It's filthy is what it is. It's filthy and it's gross. This doesn't even have a censor thing. No, it doesn't. It doesn't.

It doesn't. It's nasty and it's gross. And I'm playing it. I hate it. It's uncivilized and it's savage. I'm not going to listen to it. I'm just trying to get this on Timmy Gore's radar. Yeah.

All right. Because it's nasty and it's disgusting. I'm not going to listen to it. I'm just trying to get this on Tippi Gore's radar. Yeah. All right. Because it's nasty, and it's disgusting. Sounds like two live crew. It does. It's uncivilized and savage. I had a guy. It's also cool and legal, though. It's cool and legal.

When I was in high school, a friend called me. He was living in another place. He called me at like 2 in the morning. I missed the call, so I called me like two in the morning i missed the call so i called him back and the guy that owned the house you know he was running the room from answered and you know i don't know whatever and he got mad at me and he kept calling me uncivilized and savage because i called this house at two o'clock in the morning i was like amen i just called the number back i'm really sorry you yeah i love saying that uncivilized and savage

dan cherry peter j woods some milwaukee people savage only making a phone call late at night is the equivalent of an uncivilized person you are an uncivilized and savage person orb Orb Tape says they have a style. They have a look. Everything's fuzzy. Everything doesn't look that great. Does it feel good? It feels so good.

Oh, my God. But these guys, they're from Milwaukee. So this is what we call a Swiss dot. They're from Milwaukee. They're perverts. They're gross. They obviously have something wrong with them. They're talking about penises all the time, nonstop.

Can't get over it. What do I got to babysit? The veins and the skin. They can't get over it. They love talking about penises all the time, non-stop. Can't get over it. The veins and the skin. They can't get over it. They love every part of it. They love every part of it. They can't get over it. Every time they see it, it gets hard. So I'm going to play that. I'm going to play something from that one of the penis ones.

I don't know. I topped that up. I'm going to play... I don't know how you say this. It's either Denzel Land. I just wanted to say also, I accidentally wrote Phil Nill Trio as the thing on my note here. I've got to change it. Phil Nill. I'm glad the listeners know that. I'm sure they're super...

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. They love my shit. They love my shit and my content. In the future when they're like, oh, we were really impressed that you told us. Oh, yeah, they'll put it in the wiki. They'll put it in the wiki. What are these people out of their mind? When is someone going to start a wiki for us or something? Or do any kind of thing? I don't know.

I'd love it. Something. When am I going to get my proper respect? We're getting all this stuff knocked out. But it's getting late. Boo boo! Densland? I don't know.

Disco dictionary? Or is it Densiland? Densland. Densland. No, it's Densiland. Densiland. It's Denseland Disco Dictionary? Or is it Densoland? Densland. No, it's Densoland. Densoland. It's definitely not Densland. It's Densoland. No, it's Densland, and the name of the tape is Disco Dictionary.

Have you ever been to Densland? Have you ever been to Densland? Yeah, I've been there. Densoland. Densoland. I ran a sweatshop there in the 80s. Densoland. It's in New Jersey.

It's in the capital. This is an arbitrary project. That's the name of the label? Yeah. There's six release I'm seeing here. Yeah. A C30. It's an addition 150.

I have a problem with this one, Joe. Oh, what do you got? I have a problem with this one. So this group was formed in 2008. Okay? Denseland was. Denseland. Long time Berlin musician. That's why I think it might not be Densland

Who knows Hans Because Strobel I think it says here Or Hans Strobel Solo Yeah Hans Solo Hans Strobel

Hans Solo David Moss It's percussionist And Hanno Leichtman Oh wait damn Percussionist Hanno Leichtman Yeah Leichtman

Leichtman And avant-garde vocalist David Moss, who I did a little research on David Moss, a little 23andMe. He has a bachelor's in Russian history. So this is... This is a collusion. This is a collusion tape. This is a classic,

but it's not legal. It's not illegal. There is no collusion, but even if there was, it's not a crime. Well, this is collusion and it's no big deal. It's. You hit the nail on the head. Let me see.

Oh. I just turned this sideways. Who's this smoking a cigarette? Is that Freddie Mercury on the cover smoking a cigarette? There might be a copyright issue if it is. Let me take a look at it. No, that's not. That's not Freddie Mercury.

It's not Freddie Mercury. Let me see. You're so. Not the lady that's not Freddie Mercury. Not the lady in drag next to him. Wait, who are you looking at? The man who looks like Freddie Mercury with the mustache along with the cigarette. I think that looks more like a... Who does it look like? A young Frank Zappa? I don't know, Dave.

You think it's too chiseled. Too rough. No no I can see that Joe I see what you're saying you see what I'm saying I knew let me tell you okay just stop right now just let's clarify

I was going when I looked at it you were gonna say I know what you're saying no I was gonna say I agree with you because I knew Dave was gonna agree with you

and if I went you should have got to it first and I didn't want to get left out whatever whatever alright take me home to it with you. And I didn't want to get left out. Whatever. Whatever. You can play the collusion tape. That's fine.

So we're going out on Aiden Baker. You want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? Phone nil tree. A bunch of fucking perverts from Milwaukee. Super perverts. Probably super perverts doing gross shit probably doing something after 11 probably sitting there right now

doing some gross the FCC that's when we can play this tape it's the only time you know this show gets replayed on a radio station we better let them know

the penis stuff there's a pervert f word f word f word there's a pervert alert does it still get replayed on that radio station

yeah oh fuck yeah and then end with episode number what, Dave? Remind me. One, three, seven. Two. All right. Oh, don't confuse them.

Two. All right, survey said. Survey said. Bye-bye. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a to the car. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do a quick test run. so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so Thank you. so so so so so Thank you. To be continued... uh Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do it. I've talked about it a lot. They do a program called Family Up. And I went out there to give an award.

And all of a sudden, he yelled, all right, Family Up, boys. And each senior has his own group of kids that are fresh and soft. We're juniors. We're juniors. so I don't know. Bye. Oh, my God. Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. One more time. Symphony. Kind of really, really. Or. Go. Questionable premises Theories built of glass Fantasies built of love If you shove them up your ass.

So where are you now? Just wrap it up and give it a pass. Got the red rain Sitting on the window The horn won't go Got the red rain Sitting on the window The horn won't go Got my red and green sitting on the window One more, one more Got the red and green

Sitting on the window Got the red reins Sitting on the window But the boys won't go But the boys won't go But the horse won't go Got the red reins sitting on the wheel Got the red reins sitting on the wheel But the horse won't go

But the horse won't go but the war won't go magnetic flash no one knows no one knows like a red and green No, no, no No, no, no Got the red greens Got the red greens Got the red greens

Got the red greens Got the red greens I'm really angry