Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #139 | 2.17.19

Episode Date: February 17, 2019

Purelle, Synthetic Love Dream, Herbcraft, Inez Lightfoot, ASPS, Caloia/Charuest/Fousek, Cop Jokes, Actual Pearls, Bending Spirit, Boreal Network, Euglossine, and Morgan & Dilloway.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Dave, I don't know my microphone's on. Is my microphone on? Yes. Can you hear me?

I can't hear anything. Tabs out. Tabs out cassette podcast. Episode number? 139. 139. I'm Mike. I'm Jamie.

Jamie, I was going to introduce you. I'm Dave. Jamie. Jamie Orlando, filling in for Joe B. This is a very nice thing because I'm glad you're here. Why is that? Because you're a bit of a Discogs pervert for people that I'm glad you're here. And why's that? Because you're a bit of a Discogs pervert for people that don't know you at all.

And I had a lot of Discogs questions to ask you because I've been getting a lot of messages about your Discogs usage. That you're insane on it. Okay. That you're scanning the blank sides of J cards. Is this true? I have been known to do that.

Why are you doing that? Because when I look at the scans, I want to be able to see, if the blank side isn't scanned, it makes me think that it's missing an image. So I scan it, but I think that's actually against the rules. I think I got to go back.

Joe B. The terms of service. All right, Jamie. I'm not used to this. Jamie, that's crazy. Jamie, that's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. I'm just trying to give people a flavor of what you're like. Because Joe B. is laid back as shit.

But you're scanning blank sites of the J cards. You're on Discogs gumming up the works with your pervert stuff. This isn't a library. I just wanted to get that out right out of the bat. I'm just trying to provide a service to everybody. I was looking at your Discogs profile. Do you want to say your username?

So people can play along and look at your shit? Sure, why not? It's Jameson100. Like the drink? Yeah. You know what that is? It's my AOL screen name from 8th grade. It's a lizard. Enough about your Discogs usage. Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to you about that, and Dave went right into the episode with a shortened introduction, and here we are. Too short. Come back in. Well, Jamie, since you're here on this cassette podcast, we know you're a pervert. That's been established. That's been well established. He's a pervert, Dave. Dave.

Oh! Do you think we should let Jamie just play the first few tapes here? Nom, nom, nom, nom. Now Dave's a pervert. Yeah. Jamie, I think you should do a round. Okay. What, you mean like three tapes?

Just bust out three himself? Can I just do two maybe because I have two from the same label? Maybe it can be me. You mean like three tapes, just bust out three himself? Can I just do two maybe because I have two from the same label. Maybe it can be... I do two, maybe you do one and then we leave Mike out? Yeah, I like that idea. Even with him you do it? Dave's been coming down on me hard

lately so I'm not going to complain. You boys have your fun. I'm just going to sit back. You just go ahead. One of my favorite cassette labels, Galta Media, a label run out of Brooklyn by David Lackner. I got two tapes from that label. The first tape I want to play is

by Purell. Look at those hands. Very clean. Very sterile. There's a music video. Who was the hand model for that? Holy alice cohen is the hand model who's alice cohen i don't know his famous hand model mike jesus christ no it's no way no way too scary but let me see that i love the name uh purell yeah that's really does it have like the oh no it's it's a little drop a little

teardrop next to the name does that have the does that have the little glitter beads in it or whatever I don't know I don't moisturize I have no clue well there's more hand shots inside if that's your thing

I'm stuck actually the inside's kind of gross yeah now i see why now i see why you're leading off with this well you're calling me a pervert so i may as well dave look on the inside look at with the gel on the inside i know what's going on there i don't know so who is this jamie what kind of pervert shits this this is um i believe this is david lackner and adrian. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. And this is just one of their projects. I know they do Synthetic Love Dream and I think another thing or two.

The synthesizer. This is a new one. It's a one-off. And it's sort of like a vapor wavy type thing. It's pretty cool stuff. Okay. Cool stuff. Cool stuff.

Slick stuff. Slick stuff. I love when it's cool. I like when it's cool and legal. Want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? Wow, what a tackle. So this other tape that I brought, you guys, can I move on to the next one? Well, hold on.

Who's in the PRL? It's David Lackner. David Lackner. He's a sax player and he runs Galtom. A what player? And Adrian Knight. Dude. Adrian Knight, the famous superhero. You got it, Dave.

What is it? The famous what? Super villain. You got to keep working. I don't know. He's a penis. I know. You were wasting all the time.

He had the good one and got ready to go. Damn, you're perfect. But these guys, they played Delaware maybe three years ago. You guys remember that show? Yeah, sure. I think they did Final Friday. Sure, I remember all that shit. I remember every show.

Every gig, I keep it memorized, Jamie. What else are you playing? What's the next one? The next one is- When did that come out, by the way? I'm not going to let you move on. This one, Purell came uh pretty late in 2018 okay how late uh late-ish I actually don't know because pretty late to late-ish the story is

ever-changing yeah this is an edition of 100 I got number six out of 100 so low low number worth more worth more yeah what else you got there next tape I want to play is... What do you got there, Jamie? Synthetic Love Dream. The album's called The Royal Scotsman. Ooh. I think this one came out in early 2018. It might have even been 2017. I wasn't prepared for this.

It's like you didn't do any research. Well, you know, I know how it is, Jamie. Just last minute. Yeah. So this... This tape... Don't come down on me, Dave. Just be my friend and be nice to me.

Don't be mean and rough. Dave's been coming over here and putting me in illegal chokeholds. I'm just going to come out and say that. What's the other one you're playing, Jamie? So this actually is from 2017. This is The Royal Scotsman by synthetic love dream synthetic love dream is another project by david lackner and adrian knight sounds like some more perverted shit but this is uh stylistically

is quite different um i would say this album is sort of more of a jazz type album that's what he said jazz music love jazz. I love that shit. Very ambient and atmospheric, but the cut that I'm going to play is from the B-side where it starts to pick up a little bit. There's a vocalist named Billy G. Robinson who is like Not my lover. He's a Motown

vocalist from the 70s. It's pretty awesome. I think he passed away recently, but the vocals are excellent. So this is a cut from the B-side on the synthetic love dream album. All right, let me see it. You want a cake to flush?

How many hands on the cover here? None. Not as perverted. You were probably bummed about that, huh? Bummed, yeah. That's a poison snake? Wait, what number did you say you had? Oh, that was the other one. The other one. This one, I said 81. I was like, what number did you say you had? That was the other one.

The other one. This one, I said 81. I was like, he was lying. I was late to the game on this one. He was late. 59. Don't even try, Dave. I'm not in the mood.

All right, hand me both these tapes. Let's pop them in and see if they work. You're always in the mood. Oh, wait, Dave's going to play one too. I forgot. You were leaving me out. So I'm looking forward to that. Okay.

All right, Dave, smoke your meats. What do you got? I'm going to play this one that came out on Crash Symbols. It's a split MLW in Herbcraft. Tape's called No Slack. None. No Slack. No Slack at all.

Super taught. Taught. Taught. Dave's giving you a lesson on how to not be a pervert right now. That kind of gets me going. What doesn't get you, God, you're sick. Who are the, who's this, Dave? I, I, well, you already talked about that.

M.L.Y. and Herbcraft. No, but who is that? Um, M.L.Y. Make something up, man. No one knows. Just make shit up. It doesn't something up, man. No one knows. Just make shit up. It doesn't fucking matter, man. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what either of these projects... Who's that, Tim? It's a drum machine and a synthesizer. Is that Tim? Tiger Village Tim? Huh? No. No, it's not a Tiger Village Tim. I got something to say about him while we play the tape.

YouTube video? play the tape. YouTube video? Off the record. Some deep background. I guess I'm shooting deep background. So I guess it says dub versions by Herbsman and General Vibe. Now who's that? That's what I'm confused about because I thought the B side was Herbcraft,

which is who I'm going to play. But it also says that the B-side has... Oh, okay, now I get it. You see that? He figured it out right then. Yeah. I like how we all experienced it. Anyway, I'm going to play a little bit off the B-side. Of Herbcraft. Of Herbcraft. Of herbcraft.

I just have an announcement to make. I'm editing the Discogs page for this right now. I can't believe you're on my Wi-Fi doing that shit. You fucking sicko. They put stereo on it, but you're not supposed to use stereo unless there's a mono release. Everybody knows that. They put 1, 2, 3, 4 for the track

titles. You got to put A1, A2, B1, B2. I'm going to start a prank Kinko shop, Jamie, or I'm just going to do blank copies. You might be into that too. Man alive. I got kids in this house you fucking sicko. All right, what are we going to do

first? That really sick one with the hands, right? Yeah. Jamie's been staring at it this whole time purell wherever it is here's right here all right let's pop it in ¶¶ Thank you. I'm going to use the same method to make the other side. I'm going to use the same method to make the other side. I'm going to use the same method to make the other side. I'm going to use the same method to make the other side. I'm going to use the same method to make the other side. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. It was one year

From today It was one year From today, the light by the bay There, where my love lay, a shadow of her, I'll leave that away. It was one evening From today Thank you. There was so much I wanted to say I saw her eyes On that day They dyed her roots I'm left with gray

There was so much I needed to say say so so Thank you. so ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ so so Thank you. so Oh, yeah. I'm not afraid of the dark Cause you're my own I'm not afraid of the dark Cause you're my own When did you ever fall asleep? When did you ever fall asleep?

When did you ever fall asleep? Thank you. so oh so wow Thank you. so so so Thank you. That's the block. Holy shit. That might be the... I might need some reverb on my... That was the smoothest fucking block I think we've ever started out with. Is this experimental music or what?

Oh my God, I love this shit. Let's work backwards. Herbcraft. I did a little research on him. Psychedelic rock band from Portland, Maine. Ronk and roll? Ronk. The psychedelic kind.

And you heard how psychedelic that shit was. Jamie, how many colors did you see? And how many shapes and how many sizes? Did you see the dragon? Sometimes when you get high on the drugs, you see the dragon. And then what did you play, you pervert? Going backwards, it would have been

Synthetic Love Dream and then Purell. The Royal Scotsman by Synthetic Love Dream. Which I love this minimum artwork they got going. Just these pictures that are like little squares. Yeah. They're beautiful. Then the hands on the Purell. They're. Just these pictures that are like little squares. Yeah. They're beautiful. Then the hands on the Purell. You're beautiful.

Damn, that was a fine start. Did you want to sing a little bit more of that? You're beautiful. Keep going. You're beautiful. Keep going. Dave, can you unmute my computer? The synthesizer

thank you I'm ready to go on I want to do some some fucking heavy shit now just blow people's fucking heads off that was fine I liked it it was experimental test music you have to do it

why do you always have to do it into the show it's like it's a bit it's a sound guy that's really bad at it. He's setting up a show. Test, test, one. Test, test. Turn my eyes up. Test, test.

Test, test. That sounds worse. That sounds worse. Clipping me, buddy. Stop it. He got a virus. So fucking loud. Wowipping me, buddy. Stop it. He got a virus. So fucking loud. Wow, what a tackle.

Test one. He's playing it off like it's a bit now, but he really is doing it. He's trying to figure it out. He's getting the ones and zeros lined up. It's really scary and difficult for him. All right. He goes off stage. All right. Let me hear the kick drum. It's like scary and difficult for him. Alright. He goes off stage. Alright, let me

hear the kick drum. It's like it's a podcast. We don't have a kick drum. We're just talking into the microphones, man. We got a tape deck. Alright, how are we going to do this now? Do I get to do two? Yeah, I can lay low.

No. I'll do two and you do one. And then that way, right? I don't know about this. Then I don't get to go. I hate when we have to do math on this show. This is my time to kick back and relax. Three, two.

I can't figure any of it out. Okay, well, I'm going to grab a tape here. Okay. Here's what I'm going to play. I'm going to play this ass. No, you know what I'm going to play? You're going to play what? Ass?

No, you perverts. Come on. You know what? What, Dave? What butt story do you have? No, I meant to tell you I was driving behind this giant Jeep on the way here and they had a butt snorkeler sticker on the back.

What's a butt snorkeler? It was like a picture from somebody's back of just a butt and a dude from the nose up in the butt. Like with his mouth in the butt. It said butt snorkeler. This is the dumbest

thing I've ever seen. It was a huge sticker. Test. Test. Test. dumbest thing I've ever seen. It was a huge sticker. Tess, Tess. Tess. Alright, I'm going to play big news in the tape world. Butt snorkeler. Come on, let me get this out.

Cassette culture was shocked recently. You boys probably know about this since you're fucking so tapped into this shit. Stunned Records is coming back. Oh, I did see that. It's crazy, man. It's crazy, man. It's, um, so Stunned Records coming back. It's all out on Instagram

so you know it's true. So I figured like we just did a Stunned episode not that long ago. Is it gonna be just for the LP or are they doing tapes again? I think the LP is happening. Like a Nightlight LP? What is it?

I think so, yeah. Something like that. And then, yeah, I think some tapes. Maybe they'll see how things go. But I figured, like, let me bust something off the shelf from Stunned to celebrate. Ooh.

Right? A little party. A little pop. Papa. I'm going to pop some champagne. I wish you just said test. Inez Lightfoot. Do I have reverb on today? Test.

Test. What? Jamie, read this French part. This is a split tape. Inez Lightfoot, read that. I'm not reading anything like that. In French? Steel slats. What's it say?

Steel slats. Steel slats! Je suis le petit chevalier. Split with Inez Lightfoot. The stunt record's number 119. I was just faking it. You cooking, or you cooking or you fake it to make it he does a good job it's Jackie McDowell this

came out in 2011 and I love this I love this style of art that from that era of stunned oh yeah like just colored penciled penciled squiggly abstract squiggly it's so fucking abstract very abstract how big do

you think those are i just listened to the stunt episode dave you already asked that all right i'm not going to get into it again because we didn't know then and i sure as shit don't know now i thought you were tapped in man but just for the record i said i think i said that they were like the size of a billboard and you said they were like the size of a postage stamp that's coming back to me now because i was just about to make that same joke. Old dogs don't change. See, I think it's the size

of a jigsaw puzzle. It's blown up. It looks like a fun jigsaw puzzle. It's blown up. You know what I said? We weren't going to do it but here we are. Just doing the same thing. Test one. Test two. Hey, hey, hey. I don. Test two. Hey. Hey. Hey. I don't want

this episode to be canon. But yeah, this came out in 2011 on Stunned, and I'm stoked to have Stunned back. I'm excited to see what they do. They're the new sensation across the nation. So I'm going to play that, and then I'm going to play this Asps tape.

So creepy and crawly. It is creepy and crawly. This is Kevin Winner, who used to record. Winner, opposite of loser, or opposite of summer? Opposite of, well, is Winner the opposite of summer? I guess so, yeah. I'm not going to down that hill with you, Dave. I'm not going to go into it. Yeah, the opposite of summer? I guess so, yeah. I'm not going to die on that hill with you, Dave. I'm not going to go into it.

Yeah, the opposite of summer. I know all my opposites. Master was not perturbed is the name of this double cassette, which comes in this Big Mac, I call them, the big cases. Oh, the butterfly. But my favorite thing about this shit is the name. They never open right, do they? They're really hard to open.

Yeah, I don't know who to talk to about that. Jamie, you probably know. Some Discogs pervert probably. Yeah, you got it. The name of the label that put this out is really good. It's called Mayonnaise Glaze, which sounds gross at first, but would you have a Mayonnaise Glaze donut? A total cake?

Without any, like, is it just... You know what? I think I would do, like, a mayonnaise filled donut. Like a Boston cream. Oh, fill it with mayonnaise. That's fucking disgusting. Yeah, like, fill it with mayonnaise. Yeah, fill it with mayonnaise,

or fill it with, like, tartar sauce. Like, mayonnaise relish. No, that's disgusting. That's like Joe B.'s worst nightmare. Oh, yeah. No, we'll get into. That's like Joe B's worst nightmare. Oh, yeah. No, we'll get into that. We'll get into his worst nightmare. Mayonnaise is pretty disgusting all around, actually. I'd rather have it as a glaze, to be perfectly honest. Yeah.

Mayonnaise glaze? Yeah, mayonnaise glaze. And there wouldn't be much. No, it'd be good. This is a double C 47. I don't know if I got it out earlier But Kevin Winter used to do The project 2673

Oh right The song Taught me two tone Can you sing it a little bit Please 26 Test That's

26 86 I forget. What's the number? You had it. I'll play anything this motherfucker makes because I like it. He's a good guy, too.

He's a great guy. He's a great fellow. Good guy is a great guy. He's a great guy. Football kick? All right, then who's going to play another one to fill out this block? Dave, you should do it.

And then we will all have played two. Toolman Taylor. You're good at that, Dave. He's real good at it. I don't know which one I want to do. I'll do this. Here, we'll do this. Kalloya, Chaurus, and Fausik.

Tape on. What the hell did you just say? What the hell did you just say? Chaurus and Fausik tape on... What the hell did you just say? What the hell did you just say? Figure it the fuck out, man. Speak English. This tape on astral spirits. The trio of Nicholas Kaluuya,

Yves Chaurus... Sorry. And Carl Fausik. I don't know how to pronounce any of their names. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Don't say that. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She wants to make every airplane illegal.

All right? And cow's buttholes. He got a virus. And she wants to put trains in cow's buttholes. That's what I heard. That's actually not that bad of an idea. But that's her idea of fixing the environment. That's what socialism is.

You put a train in a cow's butthole. Yeah, and that's supposed to make it. Yeah. And then no planes will land, I guess. I love politics. I love talking politics with you guys. Just like a thought factory. I love just. I love talking politics with you guys, just like a thought factory. I love just being a thought factory

with you fuckers. Pass that tape over here. Look at that. This is a beautiful one. Is this? Okay. I didn't know Phil's astral spirit is off the top of the dome.

That's fucking incredible. Let me ask you a question. Do they normally have color backgrounds on the cover? On the astral spirits? Isn't it normally black? Grab all of them off the shelf. You're making me doubt myself. I don't think so.

No, I don't think they're all cropped like that. I don't know where you keep them. You'll see them, Jamie. You can't fucking see astral spirits, Jamie? Fucking pervert. Oh, no, no. I was wrong. I knew you were wrong.

Test! That looks like a pecker in a little bit of a way, right? I was going to say, it's like a pecker. Oh, I think I blew it out. I blew my pecker out. Don't worry about it. Stop testing. Sounds like a personal problem.

That's one of the skills I learned. Good one, Jamie. Does that look like a personal problem. Good one, Jamie. Does that look like a penis to you? Not really. No, it's more like a place where a penis should go. I don't want to get into that. Not like a sleeve. No, none of this Proud Boys stuff. Like a pecker sleeve.

Like a pecker?, none of this Proud Boys stuff. Like a pecker sleeve. Like a pecker? Okay, this I'll talk about. All right, and this is Astral Spirits. Did this just come out? Is this a new one? What are you doing? Why are you making all these holes in it? It's new to me, but I don't know.

Too mean, too rough. You gave me like a whole like. They got synthesizers on this fucking thing. You gave me a stack of like 20 new astral spirits. They won't stop putting them out. No. Double bass. Or maybe double bass.

I don't know because it's only in print. Alto sax and analog synthesizer. There's always a synthesizer on these outsider tapes. Let's see if they fucking patch them. Let's just listen to it and see if it works. Presto. We got a turlapole. a synthesizer on these outsider tapes. Let's see if they fucking patch them. Let's just listen to it and see if it works. Presto, we got a toilet bowl. The synthesizer. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer.

All right, you want to see if these... That's him, right? The tapes worked. It's not, man, but I got some more shit to say about him during these tapes. Don't test. You're going to break something else. Are you ready to play these fucks?

Test. Oh, yeah. I can't believe you don't think that looks like a pecker test that's right right that sounds better hold on i got it no i'm gonna figure this out test test which is really really scary and difficult i think it's just because it's not loud enough. But now, in a very way, they are just people who believe more to life. I love to think that, you know, I don't see it as a good thing. I don't see it as a good thing.

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so oh so um Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. so ¶¶ I'm going to go. Couldn't quite get their horns working right. No, I might need to take those to the shop and get them calibrated or something like that. Time to clean out that old spit valve. Time to clean out the whole thing. Maybe time to just throw the thing out. Maybe take a few lessons. Yeah, yeah.

Learn to read some charts. Let's give them a break. Maybe, it might be a little rusty. Maybe take a few lessons. Yeah, yeah. Try to get in tune first. Learn to read some charts. Well, let's give them a break. Maybe that was like a warm-up. Maybe they were doing exercises. Does it say exercise tape? Maps to your hands. That you're supposed to exercise to?

No. Well, maybe that's what it was. I don't know, but there's a pecker on the cover. They did jazz and... Mike, it's not a pecker. We've talked about did jazz and... Mike, it's not a pecker. We've talked about this already. It's like a Merzbau pecker, actually. That is definitely...

We should have a podcast about that. Don't you dare, man. Don't you dare. The synthesizer. And what was before that? The Asp's tape? It was, right? Yeah, I ask, but I know.

The butt snorkeler tape. Master was not perturbed. Double jam there. And then on his life before that, hopefully stunned records. You boys want to go butt snorkeling? Dave during that block got really into something called butt snorkeling.

Let us know if you're into butt snorkeling. You guys are coming. I expect this shit from you, Jamie. Send me a private message. Jesus Christ, you're always doing these private, don't frig with me on the. PM. All right, let's play some tapes.

Let's go on for the next round. Jamie. Who's up? You're a guest. Okay, you're the man of the hour. I got a little local flavor for you. No way. What, like ketchup?

Scrapple. Ketchup and scrapple? Kind of. Tasty cakes? We got a split by Inconvenience Store. Hold on. Are peanut chews local?

Peanut chews? I don't think so. Can you get peanut chews anywhere? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can get those anywhere. All right. Normally I put sugar on that. All right.

Now, Jamie, you may go. This is a self-release by Inconvenience Store and Cop Jokes. Inconvenience Store? Inconvenience Store. Very inconvenient. You ever shop one of those, Dave? Yeah.

Don't tell me anything about it. It's a pain in the ass. Yeah, imagine. And Cop Jokes. Dan Getty. You guys might know him from some of the local shows. Who?

Dan Getty. Who? Who? They Getty. Who? They only take pennies. Younger guy. Younger fellow. I think he lives in Philadelphia. Oh wait, that guy with the he comes down every once in a while. Top Gun guy. Top Gun?

I've learned a few things about him. He really likes bread. If you're friends with him on Facebook, he's always posting pictures of himself getting loads of bread. Is it like a sexual thing? No, it's just like he really likes bread. If I find out it's a sexual thing. He really likes bread.

And things he doesn't like, he doesn't like Giant Steps. He doesn't like what? The Coltrane song, Giant Steps. Sing it for me. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And he doesn't like Bleed by Meshuggah. You know the song Bleed?

No. No. Don't test Dave. And he's cop jokes? He's cop jokes. So he's actually like a very accomplished drummer. Oh, well, well, well. No one told me he was an accomplished drummer.

Wow, what a tackle. He could do all the... Well, good for him. ...the rudiments and the paradiddles. Bing, flag. Are those real things you just said? Yeah. Let me ask you a question.

Are you saying bean flag? Bing, flag. Bing, flag. Ever seen a chimney? This is a straight-up noise project. So many flags. I have a question. Yeah. I noticed that

Cop Jokes and Inconvenience Store, I noticed it's on Discogs. Did you put it there? I believe I did. Actually, no, no, no. Hold on. I did not put the cassette there. I think somebody else added it, but I think I might have revised it.

Alright, what's going on with this cover here? Big time collage going on. Anything perverted in there? I think there are a couple little- Jesus Christ. Your streak tonight is unbroken, Jamie. You were disgusting. Now, one complaint I have about this. Okay.

On the spine, it has Inconvenience Store cop jokes, but cop jokes is really the A-side based on the screws. The fuck is your complaint? What's your problem? Inconvenience Store should be the A-side. Oh, the screws. The fuck is your complaint? What's your problem? The convenience store should be the A-side. Oh, because they're the first on the spine? This is outsider shit. They subvert anything you might think, Jamie.

It's awful. Yeah, man, you gotta watch out for them. It's crazy shit, man. You gotta be always, you gotta sit with one eye open with these fucking outsiders, man. Anybody know who you are? That's exactly, man.

Always, when I'm at the gigs, the experimental gigs, I'm always looking over my shoulder. Yeah. Because you don't know what they could do. These are outsiders. These are experimental. I played around a little bit with a blowtorch.

The synthesizer. It's scary as shit, man. You don't fuck with that. So, Dave, what do you got? Oh, how about this? Actual pearls. Actual? Actual Pearls. Actual? I'm going to play Actual Pearls.

Well, good for you. Very proud of that. Yes. Who's Actual Pearls? Actual Pearls, I don't know. Is it all women named Pearl? A mailbagger. It came out on...

Sounds like someone from British lore who killed the mail bagger. Came out on Single Girl Married Girl. What'd you say? Came out on Single Girl Married Girl. Single Girl Married Girl? That's the name of the label? Yeah.

Haven't heard of them. Yeah, this is Single Girl Married Girl number 40, too, so there are a lot. That's 40. 40? 40. Jamie. Don't. Let it go. 4-0. Really good squiggly doodle

kind of artwork. I really like the J card. There's like a little French guy. Maybe he's going for a baguette or something. It looks like the guy from Paranormal Android or something. Did he? Yeah, yeah.

Let me see it. I like that. There's like a banana-shaped creature on the front shaking hands with a big moon face looking thing. Oh, Jesus Christ. More outsider shit. Very scary. That is scary. This is way Very scary. That is scary.

This is way too scary. This is horrifying. Actual pearls. Cleft nest? Cleft nest. Look at this. Look at this. What's going on over there?

This shell is... There's all kinds of creatures on the back. There's a nice pattern on the front, too. Oh, this is fucking tight. This is like... What child's author illustrator am I thinking of that makes sure it looks just like this? It's got that one with the attic.

Shel Silverstein? Yeah. Did he do the drawings too? Where the sidewalk ends. Where does the sidewalk end? Usually at an intersection and then i'll play this bending spirits tape on um boudoir boudoir number 11 is that the toilet it's the inside of the toilet it's the upper deck boudoir that's the one you pee in right

you can pee in any of them flower moon you. You'd pee in the top of it. I'll pee anywhere. Wild man. Wild card. C20. I believe it just came out. I'm not sure. It just came over here.

Mary Lou Donovan on harp. Head boggle on the friggin' synthesizer again. The synthesizer. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer again. The synthesizer. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. And then fell in the... Who's it mastered by? Look at this. Who's it mastered by?

Friend of the show. What is it? Speak of the devil. I will not speak of the devil. Are you trying to get me to speak of the devil again? I told you it's too scary. Who'd mastered it, Jimmy?

Don't put it down. Tim Thornton. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's haunting this show. He's haunting this show. He's haunting this show. I'll be the judge of the mastering job on this, Tim. You need to throw a quick test on the headphones? Yeah, I'm going to A-B this thing.

Before we get into this. I'm going to A-B this thing. I think you got the phase corrections all off. This is a Michigan label, actually. I have a note right here. Dominic Coppola's label. Okay. Alright. Alright. The 11th release. Highs are a little too round.

Should we put... Wait, you know what? We can... Do you want to play it right now? I was going to say let's play it right now and then you can criticize it. Well, not criticize it. Compliment it, of course. I'm sure the mastering job is beautiful. It's not. The mids are a little horny sounding.

A little honky. All right, what are we doing first? Cop jokes? Tell us a cop joke. I knew you were going to ask me that. I should have Googled something. I can't come up with something. Sorry.

All right. Do some butt snorkeling. Let's do some butt snorkeling. Yeah. Let's put it in and see if it works. The tapes worked! I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead and get out of the way. Thank you. I don't know. so Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Bye. I'm sorry. It is yet a useless promise to us I can see it, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it. Thank you. Aaaaaa A A A A A

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so so Thank you. I'm home. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm sorry. Thank you. so so Toot toot. Spiritship was fucking chill But before that This fucking actual pearls The hell was going on there Some Highbrow art Jamie you found some stuff On the internet right Let's hear a little bit right now

That's pretty good Gotta hit the back button They're from Philly Looks like it The label is anyway Well the label and the artist I gotta hit the back button. They're from Philly, huh? They're from Philly, yeah. Looks like it, yeah. I think so. Is the label it is anyway? No, the, uh, well, the label and the artist. But they're pretty wacky live.

Totally wacky. I love that whacked out shit. Hold your laptop up near the mic. No, near the mic. That's some avant-garde. Look at that. Okay, is that a carrot costume? Nobody can see this describe it jamie

guy's got a cardboard box it can't be described jamie doesn't have his podcasting license yet so he's not described things all right mute that i want to happen to play at the bike shop but i think it's too scary it's like you know what it looks like i'm scared shit you know what it looks like um a performance of the nutcracker, but nobody knows what... They just all had to figure it out at the very last minute. No one's in charge. No. I love it.

And then before that, cop jokes from... Who's Inconvenience Store? I actually don't know. I tried looking that up. I couldn't find it. We'll ask him next week. How come you didn't give me one of these tapes? I don't know.

He just likes me better. Whatever. How come I didn't get one? Dave didn't get one either? How come I didn't give me one of these tips? I don't know. He just likes me better. Whatever. How come I didn't get one? Dave didn't get one either? How come I didn't get one? Bean flag. Bean flag. Bean flag.

So many flags. So many flags. Bean flags. So many flags. So many flags. Wow, what a tackle. All right, you ready to take this shit home? There should be an Easter egg for Madden 98

that turns all of the commentary into Donald Trump. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. That's my favorite one because of the way he says tackle. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. One of the most beautiful tackles made this year. All right, let's end this shit out. You ready to play these last three tapes? This is all sound clips from Trump football.

Yeah, well, me and Jamie. Yeah, me and Jamie. Okay, I see what you're saying. Every time somebody gets tackled, it says that. They only recorded like five sound clips. So many flags. Didn't he actually try to own a football

league? Like the XFL or something? Probably. Or he fucked with something, right? Yeah, something that failed. Some bullshit that failed. Yeah, they made a game for the game gear. It was called Donald Trump's Bing Flag Football. Bing Flag! So many flags!

The big thing, the big draw about the game is they constantly, the refs are throwing flags like every flag. The game takes so long to play. It's just confetti. 15-yard penalty. It comes with the flag. You have to throw the flag yourself.

You have to accept that, Tate. All right. Like I said, you ready to end this episode, Davey boy? Jamie, you pervert. Came in pretty hot and heavy from the beginning talking about how you were a pervert, and I think we really proved it. Because you bought something off of Discogs

while you were here, right? No, but I bookmarked it. You look... I bookmarked it. That's close enough. That's fucking close enough. He want that cake. He want that cake. He want that cake.

Well, Jamie, do you want to go again? Do you want to start off this last round? Yes, certainly. Thanks for coming, by the way. Thank you. Thanks for having me.

I'm always... So I got this tape. He was the first one to sign up. This is a little bit older of a tape, but it's new to me. So I'll call it a new tape. It's from 2015. Hold on a second.

I don't think Dave heard a sound clip I wanted him to hear. Hey, Dave. Uh-huh? I don't think you heard a sound clip I wanted him to hear. Hey, Dave. I don't think you didn't hear something I wanted you to hear. Play it. When I told Jamie, I was like... I was like, thanks for coming. He was the first one to sign up

and he passed all the tests. I know you liked that one. I wanted you to hear it. That's a good one. Thank you. I got all my highs. Yeah, I like it. Sounds good. You better test it first. That's a good one. Thank you. I got all my highs. Yeah, I like it. Sounds good. I put my mids up. You better test it first. That's a big masonic. Hey, boys.

Hello. All right. That's test. That's good, right? That sounds good. I think we're ready to start. Yeah, let's do it. I'm going to turn my compressor up.

So I got tape from 2015 on illuminated paths. Test. Test. Is that better? It's perfect, man is that better it's very good I think it's too quiet is the problem that's some crunchy crunchy crunch I can't get it test test test test that's better that's good alright Jamie what do you got man

alright we got Boreal Network who? Boreal Network this is Nicole Johnson from Seattle oh Starbucks

Howard Schultz Howard Schultz yeah loves his country Howard Schultz yeah Howard Schultz the styles of this tape really his country Howard Schultz yeah Howard Schultz the styles of this tape

really in the centrism right now ready for the styles we got down tempo we got ambient experimental where are you getting these styles from the last one

chill wave okay yeah chill wave something to chill to yeah Netflix and chill wave absolutely what was the

what was the not to get derailed too much but when we were playing those tapes what was the band name I came up with Netflix and Chillwave. Absolutely. Not to get derailed too much, but when we were playing those tapes, what was the band name I came up with? Magapixels. If anybody wants to use that. Magapixels.

Dave, fix your fucking... I think it's right now, isn't it? No, it's not. Haley, why do you have your German Army tape rack over here looking like a playoffs bracket? Nobody gets that other than... Is this like the best one over here?

Come on, man. Don't drag me. Play your tape, Jamie. What are you playing? All right. This is a tape on Illuminated Paths, Boreal Network. The tape is called Itzica Road Trip Hold on stop talking that's just the east coast I'm going to get another one on the other side

I'll put the winner in the middle East Germany and West Germany Jamie I told you Okay you're talking about this Alright back to the So we got a chilly chill chill wave tape come on get serious get fucking serious this isn't this is an awesome goddamn tape this is an awesome tape guys that's why i brought it because i really i just got it last year i

really really yeah i dig the art um maybe mike can wait is this sealed what is the seal going around it's like a band-aid of some like hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is this sealed? What is this seal going around? It's like a band-aid of some, like, red... Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this how much you paid for this tape? No, not at all. Why does it say that price on there? Because I think, like, they just took a sticker... It also says... Wait, it also says Spearmint 5-pack.

Yeah. Okay, yeah, 5-pack. This is just one tape. Yeah, this is a cassette. Oh, there. Let me count it. Yeah, this is one tape. And there's a lot of fun stuff in here.

Lemonade Pass, you can never fucking... Dave, why is... Can fix the fucking shit, man? What are you talking about? Fix what? You don't hear that? It doesn't sound weird to you? I sound pretty good.

You think that sounds good? Yeah. You honestly think that sounds good? Crystal clear. You're being honest to me. I'm going to ask that. This isn't a clear. You're being honest to me. It's like Sirius FM. It sounds like satellite radio.

I think it sounds really messed up. I think it sounds good. Alright, what about now? Say some more. Tess. Tess. It's still bad. Now it's bad, but on the other side. Tess. It, it's still weird. It's still bad? It's still bad. Tess. Now it's bad, but on the other side.

Tess. It got worse. It got way worse. Worse? Yeah, way worse. I don't know. I think it sounds pretty good. What about now?

That's perfect. Like this? I like Illuminated Paths because you can never get the tape out. Yeah, there's so much stuff in there. So much stuff. Oh, Jesus. Let's go through it. Play my theme music.

Let's go through this. Play my Illuminated Pass theme music. What do you got? Stickers in there? It's just a fucking random sticker that said made right here. Just one little circle. It means nothing. Illuminated Pass. They always put so much

junk in there. It's just full of shit. It's got so much shit in there. It's just full of shit. It's got so much shit in there all the time. That doesn't sound weird to you. No, it sounds good. Who's this on this card?

I think it sounds really good. I just find it hard to believe you I went to school for production I want you to master my tapes We gotta get Tim Thornton in here to master this podcast Yeah Tim this is how you do it This is how you do it Alright Take notes

So who is this Jamie I forget what you talked about i forgot all the words you said boreal network who's nicole johnson from nicole johnson howard schultz you say from seattle i heard she was born in minnesota and resides in california so square that i don't that's the information i have i have down tempotempo ambient synth pop artist based in Seattle us okay um illuminated past number 94 edition of 25 from 2015 lucky boy this is a blurry cover you should I wish David just like just just for the end just put them it's are the mics back right they They're not. What are you talking about? My mic is... Talk. Okay, here's the situation.

Here's the problem. First of all, mine is too... Something's going on. That's better. Here's the problem, Jamie. It's Dave's turn to play a tape. I'm afraid he's going to continue this bit. Or if it's not a bit,

I'm afraid that he can't tell that it doesn't sound right. We can filibuster, can't we? I'll talk a little bit more. Wait, wait, wait. No, it's got... Seriously, this is the best it sounded all night.

I'm declaring a national emergency for the podcast. I think this is the best... It's gone too far. This is the best it sounded all night, I think. Alright, Dave, what tape you play uh euglis sign euglis sign oh now like all right there we go euglis sign the tape's called yeah you're all the way only on one side what do you mean all right what do you find? Like, I haven't moved this whole time.

Euglisine? Coriolis. I'm a glisine. Euglisine. I say Euglisine. Euglisine? Euglisine. Don't let the days go by.

Is this like, what is that? What is Euglisine? Is that like something you put in one of those T83 calculators? Yeah. Maybe. That's a battery, Dave. Maybe something you pull out of a T83 calculator. This is on House 2 Mountain.

Totally different artwork for House 2 Mountain tape. It's like a... It's not the fucking inside the video game? No, it's not inside of it. Normally you're fucking inside the video game no it's not inside of inside the video game can you just put your vocals you have been on me all night about it sounds fine what do you want me to change i'm afraid that no matter what better that's this is what else my concern is that if i said anything you would make it worse on purpose.

We're losing listeners here. We're losing them. Jamie, no one has made it this far. No one yet has made it this far. I think it sounds really... Right before this part of the show, right before the fourth block, there's a pile of skeletons,

like a fucking Indiana Jones thing where no one's ever made it past it. How about that? That's perfect. Perfect? Okay. What's there? A freaking rainbow on the cover that goes into a goddamn twisty slide and it's on a

beach and shit like this? Yeah, something like that. And there's some notes and stuff. Some musical notes. Where do they come up with it? Drugs. It's all coming out of some flowers or something on a little patch of grass. What do you think of that?

Is it a golf club right there? Or is that a music note? That's a music note. I think it's a golf club. What? Dave, what's on here? It's just ripped. Yeah. I pulled a hole in it, so it's not...

Alright, I'm going to move on because I can't handle that anymore. Okay, you ready to take out the show with this one? Ooh, I like the art. There's a scary mask on the cover there. I know. This is Color Changing Knife is who this is.

Too scary. Too scary. Yeah, it looks too scary on the cover because it's freaking Aaron Dilloway. He puts the faces and the masks looks too scary on the cover because it's friggin' Aaron Dilloway. He puts the faces and the masks that are scary on the cover. And this is a duo with Mark Morgan from Sightings to live and shave in Los Angeles. And it's an edition of 50.

It's a C10, which is a fuckin' short tape. It's a short. It's like a single. It's a single. It's a new label called Deceptions Order Blank. Oh, that's not Hanson? Well, here's the fucking thing. Yeah, it's Hanson.

It's just Hanson, but he lost the friggin' template. It's just, I know what I think happened. I think he ran out of white tapes because now it's a blue tape.

Here's what I think fucking happened, and I didn't do much research, but here's what I think happened, and I think this is all true. I'm gonna stand behind it. I think happened. And I think this is all true. I'm gonna stand behind it. I think he ran out of white tapes, so he got blue tapes,

and I think he said, oh shit, let me go get the Hanson template I use for all the check cards. Fuck, where'd I put it? And he lost it. And he took his address off, too. He took his address off, and he's just starting to do, this is just Hanson. This is just Hanson. Look at this. Just starting all over again. God damn it, Dave.

What'd I do? Color changing knife. It's a color changing knife. Looks scary as shit. It's very scary. It's a good one to go out on. I'm a little bit scared of it. You should be.

Too scary. Oh, just a point of business. Thanks to Eamon Hamill and Ryan Saller oh just a point of business thanks to Eamon Hamill and Ryan Saller for donating I figured Dave you want to record them voicemails for their telephones

right now yeah Eamon Hamill Eamon Hamill's the name Eamon Hamill thanks for donating to the show Dave Dave Dave like a voicemail like you're giving them a voicemail Hamill's the name. Ian and Hamill, thanks for donating to the show. No, no, no, no. Dave, Dave, Dave. It's a voicemail. Like a voicemail. You're giving them a voicemail, like Carl Castle does on NPR.

If someone calls him and he doesn't answer because of the voicemail and then they hear this. So it's like, you've reached the voicemail box of Ian and Hamill, like that. You've reached the voicemail box of Ian and Hamill. Thanks for've reached the voicemail box of even even Hamill thanks for uh donating to the show you don't want no no how do I explain this it's all right let me try it again

hello hey Ian thanks you're not even close Jamie explain it to him I don't get it yeah Hello? Hey, Ian Spanx? You're not even close. Jamie, explain it to him. I don't get it. It's like when you call somebody and they don't pick up. Let's move on to Ryan Soller. Do Ryan Soller.

Do his. And don't frig with me. Record his voicemail. Give him. He deserves it. I don't think I understand how this works. All right. Let's play these tapes.

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