Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #140 | 3.10.19
Episode Date: March 10, 2019The 7 Year Anniversary Show! Shadows, E. Whatevski, Gabor Bonzo, Bloor, Curved Light, Dry Bath, Amulet, Stephan Haluska, Neil Campbell, Sharkula x Mukqs, Plake 64 & the Hexagrams, and Wasteland Jazz U...nit.
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You're so dumb. You just don't get it.
What tape are you playing?
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes.
We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. Bummer. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean's number.
I have no clue.
We're going to play some cassette.
They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette.
They're like, you're sleeping.
We're going to play some cassette.
Oh, and everything else.
We're going to play some cassette.
I played the goddamn tape.
Played the goddamn tape.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Tabs out.
Tabs out.
Cassette Podcast.
Episode number...
140.
Is it 140? 140. Cassette Podcast. Episode number... 140. Is it 140?
140.
Not just 140.
It's very...
It's more special than just that...
Oh!
It is...
I was at...
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Bing!
I was asking Dave earlier,
is it our 5th anniversary
or our 6th anniversary
I believe it's 6
you know what it is tell them what it is
pretty sure it's 7
he thinks it's 7
we started in 2012
really
holy shit I know right
I thought it was just 6
I thought it was 5 or 6
our 7th anniversary is it always on daylight savings Holy shit. I know, right? I thought it was just six. I thought it was five or six. Our seventh anniversary.
Wow.
I normally make it.
Is it always on Daylight Savings Time?
I feel like it has been before.
Well, like, yeah.
It always is.
Not always.
But it has been.
When's Daylight Savings Time?
Tonight.
Not always.
Is it tonight?
Yeah.
Don't confuse people.
It's before.
Before. Before. They're going to listen to a't confuse people. It's before. Before.
Before.
They're going to listen to a recording of this.
Yeah, but this isn't live.
Are you kidding me?
They're not going to let me do this kind of stuff live.
Yeah, the last one.
You think Tipper Gore is going to let me do this live, Joe?
They took my license away years ago.
The last one was on 3-11.
Three.
Was it really?
Was that Daylight Saving Time?
Come original.
Because I remember, I have
memories of like losing the
hour. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Yeah.
You're right. Fuck yeah, I'm right. You have memories of
losing an hour? Yeah, because it's
at 12 o'clock it goes back.
This is like
whatever. You know what I mean? Like we do the podcast
and do you write stuff all over yourself? Do you tattoo this is like whatever. You know what I mean? Like we do the podcast. I have memories of forgetting an hour.
And do you write stuff all over yourself?
Do you tattoo stuff all over yourself?
Is that what all these tattoos are all over you?
Memories. Memories.
You wake up and like,
your wife's like,
we're 105.
Who are you?
And you're like,
my name's Rose Panther.
Toilet bowl cake.
Panther Rose.
Toilet the flushes.
All right, well let's play some tapes to start off this uh anniversary gig i got one i got one we can do
now joe joe b just made a weird sound with his mouth dave you gonna sample that nope no i didn't
hear it and the timing wasn't as good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you did it, the timing was perfect.
My timing was spot...
My shit was
spot on.
Bing!
Shadows tape is what I'm gonna play.
Where are my tapes?
Wanna hear some Flat Earth music?
No, señor!
The first tape we the first tape music
that's a poison snake Los hijos se van con la victoria. Ay, papá.
No, señor.
That's a poison snake?
Señor.
Señor.
Señor.
The first tape we've ever played on this podcast
was on a sound design recording.
Yes, it was.
Is that true?
Yes.
This is a tape.
The only reason I know that is because we recorded that segment like 10 times before we did it.
At least 10 times.
Get out of here.
We did it a few times just to get...
I wanted to get it spot on.
You know, they teach that in podcast classes in colleges.
They teach that.
That episode's part of the curriculum.
Hey, mister.
Episode number one.
Blame that.
This Shadows tape.
David Russell
and Wyatt Halland
is that the name
of the project
shadows
shadows
is what it's called
it says shadows
on the front
but you can't see it
copper
that's a copper
imprint on there
look at that
that's nice as shit
that's really nice
talk about that
a little bit
while I reach it
over here
it's an
old cardy thing
on like a
black that's a on like a black.
It's a black stock.
A black card stock.
But not super black.
It's like a charcoal black.
Oh, it looks good.
It does look good.
What do you mean not a super black, a charcoal black?
Oh, I see what you're saying.
I mean, it's not as black as.
This is blacker.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
I don't want to fight you about that.
It seems like you wanted to fight me.
No, no, no.
Let me take a look at this.
What are you talking about?
You scare me so bad.
He looks really nice.
Black and copper.
Yeah, with that copper imprint.
That's beautiful.
You could probably get some money for that, right?
I'm going to take it to you.
I'm going to strip this.
You think if you... You're going to strip this You don't think they'll just let you put the entire
Oak heart on the scale
At the recycling place
You got to get this off
There's a chemical process to get this off
I know it
I'll go down there tomorrow
Give me that
What do you think you'll get for it I'm going to go down there tomorrow. Give me that. Oh, they don't want to until Monday.
What do you think you'll get for it?
I don't know.
Probably like two bucks.
Two bucks?
Copper's in demand right now.
Copper's hot.
Yeah, but there's just a little bit of text on the back.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Paul Ryan's on here.
I saw that.
Final's done.
He's got everything from ACDC to Zeppelin on his iPod.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Who does?
Paul Ryan.
And he's on this tape.
So is Amanda R. Hallen, it seems like.
Trainer Studios, Cleveland, Ohio, 2019.
Sin.
It's a freaking Nine Inch Nails song.
Gothic youth stuff.
Gothic youth? It's a cover. They're covering it. It's going through Nine Inch Nails song Gothic youth stuff It's coming back It's a cover
They're covering it
It's going through the window baby
Head like a hole Joe
Okay so I'm going to start off with that
What are you going to play?
Me?
Who me?
You want to go next?
Who me?
Or do you want Dave to go?
I weigh like 25 pounds
Who me?
I'm going to play this
E. Watevski
tape
Cult Classics
whenever you're ready
E. Watevski
just waiting on you
E. Watevski
what's the name of the tape?
Cult Classics
Let me see it
Pass it on over here
On hand solo
They don't give a fuck do they?
What are you talking about?
E. Wodebsky
Oh yeah man
What do you want to call it?
I was a little confused
On the cover that's Father Yod and the Family Band
I don't know what that is Oh no? Who's that? Kind of like a weird culty dude I'm a little confused because on the cover that's Father Yod and the family band.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, no?
Who's that? Kind of like a weird culty dude.
What's he doing?
They were like, whatevsky, put him on there.
Whatevsky.
Whatevsky, who guys?
It wasn't, I didn't expect to hear what I heard.
It says here this was assembled deep within the caves
of Whatevsky's secret compound
where the sound guru
and his sect spend their days
meditating, listening to, and recording
music.
And it goes on like that about some other...
What is this, a cult?
You didn't join this cult, did you?
When you got this tape, you didn't use
the download code, did you?
No, I'm not going to use this download code.
It's nice, though.
It says scratch off gently with a coin for the pin code.
Do you really have to scratch it off?
Oh, no, this is a Target gift card.
Oh, no, this is a... Whoa, you really do have to scratch that off.
Is that E. Wodevsky?
That's another...
Okay, just checking.
That might be him. They photoshopped his face, I think.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are they allowed to do that? Legally, no. Okay, just checking. Well, that might be him. They photoshopped his face, I think. Oh, Jesus Christ. They did Photoshop work.
Are they allowed to do that?
On to Father Yod's body.
Legally, no.
Dave, are they allowed to do that?
Legally, no.
No, it's illegal.
And we're going to play it.
You know what?
I don't think I'm going to play this tape anymore.
I think I hear cops outside right now.
That's a big mechonic number.
All right.
And then when are you going to play Davey Boy to round out this first circle?
This first one here.
First block of tapes.
Let's do this Gaber Bonzo tape.
Excuse me, what?
Gaber Bonzo.
It's called WOD.
WOD.
This sounds funny.
A lot of funny words you're saying over there.
Gaber Bonzo WOD. That's. This sounds funny. A lot of funny words you're saying over there. Yeah, lots of funny words. Gabe Orbonzo Wad.
That's some funny shit, Dave.
Terry Tapes, number one.
Terry Tapes.
Yeah.
I went to high school with Terry Tapes.
Did you?
Okay, I know we must have played something on this label before,
because I think you've said that.
I really like the artwork for this.
It looks like the first street shark that they made
with the gene slammer.
Look at his knees.
Let me see.
Oh, this thing is amazing.
That's funny you bring up street sharks.
I was going to bring them up later.
Oh, yeah.
I might do it now.
Nah, let me see.
This would be too good of a segment.
It's like the mess up.
It's the prototype.
It's like the Adult Swim Street Sharks reboot.
And they're like, make it wacky.
Make it real wacky.
Make it wacky and viral.
Or like the Street Sharks, like, oh, never mind.
This is like a fucked up.
Yeah, don't say it, Dave.
Don't say it.
Don't give away all the content.
There's too much content.
There's more of this.
Show some restraint.
Holy cow.
Did you see this fella inside?
Look at this fleshy beast.
I love crotch art.
Bing.
What is going on?
This is disgusting, Dave.
Now that I look at it really close
I don't think I like it
This is almost pornography
Almost?
What do you mean almost?
I finished
It's a lizard
It is this time
You're right this time Finally, I'm happy you got it up what a what a nice thing on our
anniversary show for you say it's a lizard and it was a lizard this time
actually in the end i think it worked out better than planned.
We did the best we could with the time that we had.
You know, the problem in here is communication.
About time you're here.
About time you're here.
I said it's a good day.
Job of the hundred.
Job of the hundred.
I said it's a good day.
You better see it showing.
Come on. It's a good time I know I'm still in the back
It's your birthday
You're freaking interdimensional
Okay
He's no schmo
So who is this Gabber Bonzo?
A bunch of outsiders?
A bunch of weirdos
A bunch of fucking weirdos
Alright, let's play those three.
You ready, Shadowsy?
Wodefsky?
Gabberbonzo.
Make a nice Gabber...
Make a nice Gabberbonzo salad.
Your mom makes a good Gabberbonzo.
Too mean.
What?
No, I said...
Too mean.
She does make it really good.
Too mean.
So I wanted to discuss my cake.
Sometimes it's a little too saucy, but it's still good.
They love him so when he flips that dough. More like Gabberbozo. So I wanted to discuss my cake. Sometimes it's a little too saucy, but it's still good.
More like Gabe or Bozo.
Alright, let's go.
Go. Outro Music I gave you my purity, my purity You saw me, you think I would recognize I'm just here to realize The day of the sunset
So close my eyes
I'm just here to realize
In your skin
In your skin
All this light is standing in my skin
Within
Within
Within my skin You can do legend, and you've been my destiny
You give to me anger, you give me the nerve
I carry out my sentence, like it's what I deserve
Just enough to see you fade and break, to feel it break
Your need for me has been replaced I'm not afraid to be afraid Your evil men hurt me right
I'm pretty like a hell of a thing
Well, I just didn't mean to take the cost away
Nothing, nothing
I'm trying to get something out of you
What if you, if you can't
Please send me my fear I'm in my skin, I'm living, I orphans, the orphans
I'm standing here under my skin
We're built, we're taken I'm just running here under my skin With a build, I'm taking
Me and my girl
I'm in your bed, I'm in your bed
I'm just running here under my skin
With a build, I'm taking
Me and my girl
I'm in your bed, I'm sleeping in my bed I'm a Thank you. If there was an America's Book of Secrets on cults,
one secret we would learn is that
anyone is susceptible, no matter what your background,
to being negatively influenced by a cult.
I think that I had always wanted to be part of a really close family where everybody just loved each other.
So I had all these brothers and sisters, and I had a father, and I had a mother.
If they accept the life which is offered here, and don't get into the old habit,
they can stay here for eternity.
Dedicated followers of Jesus are called devotees.
They believe in simple living.
The energy that I felt from him put me into a state of almost fear and awe.
Because when somebody says and starts owning that he may be or kind of is
a representative of the kingdom of heaven,
there's kind of an energy that's exchanged between the two people.
It's like there's a charge that goes on. Yeah, yeah, man, sometimes I feel so lost
Kiss the Jesus cross like dear lord
All these whack rappers around here
Making my penis soft, yo, so tense
I need a massage, got a plate full of shrimp
Man, I eat em to large
Got a Cadillac in the heat of garage
This is so pimp, man, sometimes I fucking sleep in the car
Grown up a bit, got a whole bunch of spit
Still like to chill, roll up a spliff
Listen to records, the 45s, the old dusty shit
Wadesky's crazy
I'll sneak into the hospital
And switch all the babies
Man, I thought you knew
My grandma, she a part of my crew
Some say I'm a communist lost in global confusion
That most of my music is owned and exclusive to the Soviet Union
My only influence is me
Yeah, and that's G
I'm not Boris Yeltsin, but I got an enormous weapon
The girl I was with ordered breakfast
But she couldn't have none cause she had a torn intestine
Taught the f***er lesson
Last night I sucked in titties so hard
They went from an E to a C to a D like a chord progression
I was born with an erection
Superhuman Thank you. so so
uh Thank you. Thank you. so
uh so
so Thank you. There it is.
Shadows.
Gabber Bonzo.
Awadevsky.
Shadows doing that 9 inch nails
What do you fellas think of 9 inch nails
Scary or too scary
I want to bleep you like an animal
I like shorter nails than that
I don't think so
What's ideal
6 inch nails
Somewhere between 6 and 9
69
No you don't
3
2 2 69 No you don't 3 2
2
2
2
I'm just turning my drums up
2
How do they sound alright?
They sound good I don't know
That one sounds a little weird
That one's not right
Tighten it
Wow
Wow You gotta tighten that thing up
It's turning the wrong way
It's too loose
Tighten
That's not too tight man
I don't support cults
I want to say
It's cult I don't support it
That was too fast.
Don't do it so fast.
Whatever you're doing.
That's what music's going to sound like in ten years.
Let me hear it, Tom.
That sounds like the locusts. Yeah.
That part is sick.
That was really good.
Yeah.
Who was that? Beatles sped up. Why are we playing tapes Yeah. Who was that?
Beatles sped up.
Why are we playing tapes when Dave can do that?
Could you do that this whole time?
You've always known how to do that, Dave?
Holy.
Holy cow.
That end part was so good.
It was.
I'm very proud of you.
Play that end part again.
Do that again.
Just the end part.
Just the end part.
Listen to the drums right here. part. That's a new
drums right here.
Yeah, that part's
sick right there
too.
It would be
hilarious if like
there was a band
that like this is
how they wrote
their music.
That's so good.
I'm proud of you, Dave.
Your mother just came up with a new genre. You did.
You should be able to play the next tape.
That's your prize.
Congratulations. I got to pick play the next tape. That's your prize. Congratulations.
I'm going to pick just the right one.
The tapes worked.
All right, I'll do this
Blur tape. What is it?
Blur.
Blur.
I am Blur.
I am Blore
We worship you
We're all out
We're all out of reverb
You put a quarter
Put a quarter in the thing
It's only good for seven years
Thanks for Uncle Donald, we're all out of reverb
The tariff's under two
I can't afford more reverb for this place
You kidding me?
Here's no schmo.
The world's laughing at us.
Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer.
Blore.
What's Blore?
It's some free jazz music.
Oh, my God.
I love this stuff.
The art.
On Astral Spirits.
Joe.
Joe.
It's just them dicking around.
He brought jazz with him.
No. Look at this cover, Joe. It looks like two angry peckers. Whoa, just them dicking around. He brought jazz with him.
No. Look at this cover, Joe.
It looks like two angry peckers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Have we played this before?
I feel like we used to play when I was in college.
Two angry peckers?
Two angry peckers.
You were into angry peckers for a little bit, weren't you?
I like this.
This is spooky.
Too spooky, if you ask me.
Too scary.
It's a very old sci-fi book cover type of image.
With two Cheeto peckers.
I don't want to look at the sausage peckers.
I want to see the peckers.
That's my favorite football team.
I see the one right away.
Wow, wowzer.
That one's pointed due north.
Yeah, that one's...
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
The other one's pointed due north. Ain't nothing wrong with that. The other one's respectable.
Bit of a pot belly.
Astral Spirits.
Number 84.
Strolleries. Astral Spirits, number 84.
Drolleries.
Sam Weinberg, Andrew Smiley, Jason Nazary.
Big letter drop.
Oh, shit. Stop it. no, stop it
I'm gonna play this curved light tape
Now we're talking about curved light, flat earth
Oh, you wanna talk about flat earth?
We can do that
Heirs of Modality came out on unifactor just came out
hell yeah this even might be flat earth music unifactor number 27 came out in a batch with
kyle lanstra and endurance i like how unifactor they bust the um you know each batch each batch
got his own artwork dave j Jesus Christ, these assholes.
They all look good.
Describe for the customer.
And this one, it's very nice, too.
You'll have to see it for yourself.
I'm not going to describe it to you.
You don't pay me enough.
Smoking these meats.
But this shit was recorded at the Dallas Alamo Drafthouse, January 6th.
What?
Yeah.
There's a rescore for... What? Never forget the Alamo Drafthouse, January 6th. What? Yeah. There's a rescore for...
What?
Never forget the Alamo.
No basement at the Alamo.
You think they couldn't have a basement gig there?
Is that a fact, though?
Does the Alamo have a basement?
I don't know.
Not according to the movie.
What movie?
The documentary, the Pee Wee documentary.
About the Pee Wee Herman movie.
I was never allowed to watch Pee Wee Herman.
Dave Moove? That's right, I forgot.e documentary. The Pee Wee Herman movie. I was never allowed to watch Pee Wee Herman.
Dave Mooth?
That's right, I forgot.
Is that true?
Yeah, my dad hated him.
He just didn't like him. He was right.
Dude was a pervert, right?
So, I mean, yeah, I guess maybe he knew something.
This is Peter Tran.
This dude's got a flood of tapes that have come out recently.
I think.
Maybe not. I think. Based off of? I think. That's a poison snake? this dude's got a flood of tapes that have come out recently i think maybe not i think
based off of i think that's a poison snake no but i'm gonna play that it's a tight fucking tape
that's good guys got some freaking synthesizers he's got some freaking synthesizers the synthesizer
it's a drum machine and a synthesizer.
He frigging just plays them.
Get out of here.
You've got mail.
Joby, what are you going to play?
All right, I'm going to play.
I'm looking at, okay, so it's down to one of those two.
Yeah.
Is that what you're telling me? Well, I was going to play this one, but I still got to do a little more research.
Let me take a seat.
Let me think.
I'll play this dry bath tape because I don't remember anything about it.
Dry bath.
Is a dry bath like something you do to a pet?
Yeah, a chinchilla.
It's like a dust bath.
It's like a dust bath.
Okay.
My friend had one.
Had a chinchilla.
I had a chinchilla too.
I think Sal had a chinchilla.
They're supposed to be pretty cool.
What do they do?
You milk them?
You get milk from them?
He'd put the dust bath thing in the tub
and then put the chinchilla in the tub with it
and then we'd sit in the bathroom
and watch it bathe itself.
Just take acid and watch it?
No, we'd just sit there.
It was cool.
Just fucking roll Molly
and watch this fucking thing dust bath?
You jump in there yourself?
So what's it do?
It just rolls around?
It just rolls around in it and stuff.
I mean, I guess birds do a dust bath.
And then you milk it?
And then you milk it.
What do you do?
What's the milk taste like?
Doesn't that make it dirtier?
Rolling around in dirt and dust?
I don't know the science of it.
Dirt milk.
Good old-fashioned chinchilla dirt milk.
What's the milk taste like?
I don't know.
I've never had it.
I don't like milk.
Three healthy meals and snacks. This is, um... I don't know anything I've never had it. I don't like milk. Three healthy meals and snacks.
This is...
I don't know anything about this. Come on, man.
No, no. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop.
It's Angel Mark Lloyd
Fire Tools. Okay, nice.
Timmy sells his soul. Tired all the time.
Remember we played that Tired All the Time tape? Yeah.
No. Okay. No.
It's on Flag Day, as is this.
Okay.
And it came out in an edition of 70.
Look at the bedroom on the cover there.
David!
David!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I sped it up a little bit more.
I think it's good at 22 semitones up.
No more.
What is the magic semitone number, though?
Huh?
What's the magic semitone number?
No, there is one.
Three.
It's like a seven or something like that.
What does that mean?
It's like what...
You got to end that microphone down a little bit.
Oh.
It's like whenever they pitch up a cute sort of animal or something or somebody in movies
and stuff.
Oh, there's a magic member? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The minions are the same thing.
Oh, yeah?
I can't even remember who else. The chipmunks.
Anyway.
Look at the bedroom
on that cover.
What's going on there? The emojis?
I know it's almost like
some sort of weird kind of voodoo.
I know what the eggplant with the water next to it means.
I'm old enough to know what that means.
All right.
I've seen a few texts.
Then there's like this.
They stole a mannequin from Target probably and they put nails in it.
What are they going to do with that now?
What's that art?
It's voodoo stuff.
You think it's voodoo?
I think it's voodoo.
I was giving them the benefit.
What color is that torso?
Like a charcoal?
Yeah.
Black magic.
Voodoo.
So now I'm thinking a total bowl cake might not be that bad.
Touras.
I love that it's like, do you think they tried to make the spine that low res?
Or was that just poorly done?
No, no, that's on purpose.
That's on purpose because it's so bad it has to be done on purpose, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because that shit's really low res.
I'm waiting for Dave
to play that fucking song again.
I thought you don't want him to play it.
I don't.
We're getting mixed up.
Just do this to the drum part.
And then when it busts in, it's so sick.
Like, that's the sickest riff.
Sounds like liturgy.
Yeah.
Or like a McBar project.
Still on?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're still going? Oh yeah yeah
We're still going
I want to try some
Other Beatles songs
I might download a couple
While we're
Alright play the
Play the
Play the goddamn tape
Play the goddamn tape
I just put my headphones back on
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uh Thank you. so uh Thank you. I'm gonna be the king of the world Thank you. I'm ready I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready Thank you. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready. Thank you. I'm free. I'm free.
I'm free.
I'm free. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. He can't take a smile He don't reach for his head
How can you say
That if he feels I'm alright
He can stop his tears
To cover up all memories
Just as me
They can't leave me
When they hear the answer To watch the sweat clear They can leave me when they turn on the light
To watch the stars again I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. There it is.
Blore.
Curved light.
Blore.
Blore.
Blore.
Give me some effects.
They come together.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
What was that? Blurred drolleries on National Spirits
Curve Light
Heirs of Medallion Unifactor
A rescore for
Huichi the Earless
The third section of the Japanese
Horror Anthology
Kwaidan I'm probably not pronouncing that correctly She, the Ear List, the third section of the Japanese horror anthology.
Quiet on.
I'm probably not pronouncing that correctly.
Dry Bath, self-titled, Flag Day recording, crazy emoji bedroom.
Dave, turn this off.
It's really good.
Respect me.
Yeah, it is pretty good.
I could say some pretty good shit, though. Good fade out.
It sounds like a MIDI piano ragtime at the end.
Or if you have a mute.
Beatles at 22 semitones up.
That's pretty good, man.
It's all, yeah.
I think you struck gold.
I think you struck gold.
Joe B., you want to start this one off, brother?
You got one I'm interested in hearing about.
I'm going to play this one.
You're going to do that now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
This is a Tabitha exclusive, right?
So Dan that I work with came in.
Who?
Dan that I work with at Studio One.
Delaware Dan.
Delaware Dan.
Dan.
Came in with a whole bunch of these old metal tapes
that he was gonna give to,
like not grade, like metal grade tapes.
Not metal grade, like old thrash metal tapes from the 80s. Heavy metal. That he was gonna give to. Like not grade, like metal grade tapes. Not metal grade, like old thrash metal tapes
from the 80s.
Heavy metal.
That he was gonna give to Tim, the floor guy.
Amped up rock and roll.
Amped up rock and roll.
The real juiced up stuff.
Skeleton heads, the whole nine, yeah.
So this tape was in the stack.
Okay.
Now this tape is just a, you can see,
a like dubbed copy.
TDK.
This is like high bias.
Yeah.
90-minute tape.
Not labeled.
It's made from.
Old one.
Nippon, Colombia, which I thought was interesting because Nippon is Japan.
Okay.
And I'm sure that's not a company anymore.
What is this tape?
Oh, it says right on top here.
You see there's a little...
Someone actually used that label.
I've never known anyone to actually use that label before.
And it's like a hand-drawn cover.
I didn't even know that's where it went.
You know what?
Me neither.
Like someone made this mix or whatever.
You know, the covers with pen.
Oh, this isn't an official demo.
This is not an official...
Yeah, no, no, not at all.
So while we were looking at it, and I was like,
Dan, let's look at this one, because this one, I don't know anything about this.
Oh, this is just a hand-drawn piece of paper. It's just a hand-drawn cover. I'm like, what is this?
Oh, and over top the J card, okay, there's
writing underneath there for something else, I guess.
Oh, and it's just hand-drawn. Okay, yeah. But he got these tapes
from... What's her name?drawn. Okay, yeah. So someone just made this. But he got these tapes from, what's her name?
You got a story, huh?
I had Dave Texas.
I love when you talk.
Haley Liebling.
Okay.
Which is Bobby Liebling from Pentagram's ex-girl.
Okay.
Oh, crazy.
And they're not together anymore,
and these are Bobby's old tapes.
What?
Get out of here.
Oh, interesting.
That's very interesting.
So it turns out Amulet,
I'm a little confused with Amulet,
and I'll tell you why. I did some research on Amulet Tell me what you got
Picture it
The year's 1980
Evanston, Indiana
The rock scene is bubbling
One band sticks out
Amulet
A rock and roll band
This is them right here
You know they were a
fucking band. A fucking rock band
might. A fucking bloody rock band
might. Now, where were they from?
Evanston, Indiana, I think. Evanston, Indiana.
Yeah. They put out
an LP
on something called Shadow Records
in 1980.
Exactly. But then, if you
do a little other research, it says...
Which I did.
There's another band, but they're from 90s.
They're from the 90s.
The 1990s?
Yeah, but...
Interesting.
Dave, turn it off.
This is the cover to the record.
That's them.
But this says it was released in 94.
It was reissued.
Reissued in 94?
It was reissued. I think a CD made it came out in 94, and. It was reissued. Reissued in 94? It was reissued.
I think a CD made it came out in 94,
and then Monster Records reissued it.
I don't know why it's getting reissued.
Who is this amulet?
I don't know.
There's the amulet, so that's the fellow with the tape.
So the main cool thing is.
The main cool thing.
Oh, Joby, juice me with the names.
Bobby Liebing could have drawn that.
That could be a dubbed copy of this that he made. What do you mean could have? He did. He definitely did. He did, right? 100%, yeah, and I'm selling it could have drawn that. That could be a dubbed copy of this that he made.
What do you mean could have?
He did.
He definitely did.
He did, right?
100%.
Yeah, and I'm selling it to the highest.
I wish it was signed.
I'll sign it for you.
That's amazing.
That's pretty cool.
What's he got here?
There's some kind of ghoul.
He drew some sort of monster on the cover, right?
A mace.
Very teenage-esque.
That's what you would draw.
You listen to metal.
I'm very interested.
He wrote the
track titles.
I can get a handwriting
analysis in here. I got one on retainer.
Are you kidding me? I got the best.
I can get them in here this week.
I'd love to find out.
So that's the tape I want to play.
Very nice.
Very cool and fun little story.
I don't know what I'm going to play now.
Follow that up, Dave.
Boy.
His one had a story.
Well, I guess I'll play this outsider tape.
You're messing this one up here, Mikey.
He's got a synthesizer.
It's a drum machine and a synthesizer.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow, I'm messing this one up, boss.
Really dropping the ball here, Mikey.
Dropping the ball here, boss.
Bing, flag.
Bing, flag.
Bing, flag.
Bing, flag.
Bing, flag.
I love a Bing flag.
So many flags.
I think I'm going to play this Stefan Holuska tape.
Oh, you got this tape.
Ozzy Osbourne drew the cover.
Yeah.
Well, he gave it to me personally.
Oh, my God.
You met him, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
This came out on Constellation Tattoo.
Okay.
With the cat on the logo.
The purr catalog.
Empty Room, it's called, right?
Empty Room. Empty Room. A room that ain't nothing in it. Mike, relax there, buddy. empty room it's called right empty room
a room that ain't nothing in it
Mike relax there buddy
Jesus Christ give it to me
give it to me
Dave did you ever think on that trip
Mike is just his arm is extended
palm out to Dave
and his little fingers are wiggling
give me the tape
did you ever think maybe I'm not looking for the tape,
but just maybe I need physical contact.
Maybe I need some skin on skin.
Okay.
My mother refused to breastfeed me, Dave.
That's a tight snare, Joby.
I love the little, like,
bouncing ball type.
This is too sugary.
I wish I knew how to play guitar
because I would write,
I would just steal that
and just make that into a new song.
You would steal.
You'd be a thief.
All right.
What's going on?
And everyone would think I was like a fucking genius.
They're like, this is crazy.
Oh, my God.
It's just Beatles songs.
I'm actually just a Beatles cover band.
You might not like it, but your kids are going to love it.
Martin McFly, Back Future.
All right, Dave, what are you playing?
I already told you.
Tell me again.
One more time.
Stefan Haluska?
And who is this?
I don't know.
Oh, this is the tape I tried to touch,
and you wouldn't give it to me,
and then it was just laying there.
I liked it just now.
You went to grab it again,
and he just took it back.
He took it.
You know what?
I don't want to see it.
I'm not even interested.
All I know is it was recorded and fixed by Brian Straw's survival kit in Cleveland, Ohio,
and Sean McCann mastered it.
He's no schmo.
Oh, big deal.
He's no schmo.
Yeah, he turned it up.
He turned it up.
He ran it through a Radio Shack equalizer.
Yeah, we all got one.
They come with the noise setup.
All right, did I pick a tape?
Nope.
I got to follow these up.
Give me another Beatles song.
I think they only had the two.
Rocky Raccoon.
That is a good one.
What is this picture on the cover?
Whatever.
Let me pick a tape.
What do I have left? I'm going to do this one. What is this picture on the cover? Whatever. Let me pick a tape. What do I have left?
Oh, you know what?
I'm going to do this one.
Neil Campbell.
Miramania.
I feel like that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Yeah, right?
He was in Viber Cathedral Orchestra, right?
I haven't heard that name in a long time.
What about George Washington?
First president of the United States. I haven't heard that name in a long time. What about George Washington? First president of the United
States. Heard that name a long time.
Look it up.
Look it up. Every year
George Washington.
Every year
George Washington,
president of the United States,
the very first one. Look it up.
Who is this guy?
He's a history buff.
You ever heard of World War II?
No, go with here.
World War I is pretty good, but you ever hear of World War II?
Look it up.
You messed it up there the first time, but I think you should go with the hear it of. You ever hear hear of World War II? Look it up. You messed it up there the first time, but I think you should go with the
heared of. You ever heared of World War II?
World War II?
Neil Campbell,
Miramania Airsoft Chamber.
The second one.
Nobody really talks about
the second one. You know, before World War II,
you know what they called the Grape War.
Because there wasn't a second one yet.
Hold on. They called called the Grape War. Because there wasn't a second one yet. Hold on.
They called it the Grape War.
Do you remember that?
There wasn't a second one yet, so they called it Grape War.
Do you remember that Neil Campbell split with Campbell Neal?
Yes.
Yeah.
I thought that was really funny.
Fresh from a motel guy.
Yeah.
Astral Social Club.
Have I said that yet?
I'm saying it now.
Self-release tape.
It comes in another one of these O-cards.
It's a white one with just stamped.
We'll get to everything on it later.
But do you remember that label self-help tapes that just did the O-cards?
Yes.
This looks like it was supposed to be on self-help tapes,
and then they got in a fight.
Yeah.
Because it's the white J card.
The self-help tapes has white J cards,
and then stamped on it right there,
the artist and the thing.
And that's it.
But this one has that, and then scribbles on it,
and somebody glued paper to it.
A lot of people did little crafts on it. Oh, I love crafts. Yeah, the show off a little. Make a weekend paper to it. A lot of people did little crafts on it.
Oh, I love crafts.
Yeah, the show off a little.
Make a weekend out of it.
This is like a classical.
This is all you're going to do.
It's all in a harp.
This show's recorded in 2018-2019.
And it's fucking tight.
God damn it.
You can't just do this.
What?
All right, this one's pretty good.
Well, you can play this on a banjo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that totally could be played on a banjo.
That's some outsider shit.
They're going to love that.
Yeah, they'll cling on to that kind of stuff.
Are you going to play these tapes?
Yeah.
Yeah. guitar solo She was seventeen, a young love machine
She had a wild cat eyes, and it's no surprise
She could take you in her arms
She could love you
Just like a woman
Then later in the night
She could love you
Just like a woman And with the wink of an eye
Yeah, she could get you going
And she could hypnotize you
With the stars she's showing
She could take you in her arms
She could hug you
Just like a woman
And later in the night
She could love you Just like a woman The man in the night, she's the kind of you
Just like a woman guitar solo And all your fantasy
Becomes reality
You can wake up in a dream
Cause she's the best I've ever seen
Yeah
She could take you in her arms
She could love you
Just like a woman
Then later in the night
She could love you
Just like a woman
She'd take you in her arms, she could love you
She could love you like a woman
Then later in the night she could love you
Get you down and love you, yeah I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. To be continued... so Thank you. so
so Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if I and do this. I'm not sure if I can do this. Thank you. so What's a Beatles song?
And we are back.
Oh my God.
Rest in peace.
DJ Outside Space
has been amulet.
A home copy of that.
With lore behind it.
With lore.
This is finally,
finally tabs out
with canon lore.
This is like some
Renaissance fair stuff.
Yes, yes.
Coma. It sounds like that band Comus. This is in some Renaissance Faire stuff. It sounds like that band
Comus.
This is in a tavern.
Yeah.
This is an elf band.
I hate this.
I like everything that's weird and unexpected.
You're so quick.
I don't know how you could be angry.
It happened so fast.
I love the endings of them all.
Another one?
It's like jungle.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're scaring off my fans.
My fans don't like the scary shit.
We're getting something a little extra in there. That's crazy.
The endings are always the best.
Yeah, the endings are good.
All right.
I forget where we are in this now.
I think you're taking us home.
Did we wrap up that last block,
or did Dave just play that?
He played a couple Beatles songs.
No clue.
I have no clue.
So sugary.
So sugary.
What was the tape that you played?
I'm watching.
So angry. So angry. so angry so angry
this is supposed to be a special
magical moment
where I celebrate
that's the heaviest thing ever
alright play it again
just the drum part is so good
and then when it all comes back in...
That's so fast! I like watching you play along with it, Joe.
Those not here, which is everyone.
Chippy, are you really playing that right now?
Yeah, how accurate is that?
How accurate is that?
It's very good.
Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Holy cow.
Really messed that up, babe.
Oh, wow, Joe.
I mean, wow.
All right, we ready to wrap this shit up?
Yeah.
Yes.
Joby, start it off.
You want me to start it off?
Yeah, brother.
Again, I just started the last one.
Do it again.
And you know what?
You fucking...
You want a cake to flush?
All right.
You want it.
You want it.
You got it.
You're cake flushed.
I'm saying, you know what they say?
Why is a meatball taking meatballs?
Go ahead.
Don't play that one.
Well, I'm going to play this Sharkula and Mux collaboration tape, right?
Mux.
Yeah, this is where I was...
Or this is a throwback right now when I said I was going to bring up Street Sharks.
Oh, right.
Because there's a street shark on the cover. There's a Street Shark on the cover.
There's a Street Shark on the cover.
I got it.
Oh, what?
A real one?
A real one, yeah.
Well, this might be their second try.
This isn't exactly how Street Sharks came out.
So Sharky was a dude from Chicago, right?
Yeah.
Mux is-
Another guy.
Max from Goodwill Smith.
Mm-hmm.
Prune City.
Is that what they call Chicago?
Prune City?
The Prune City?
The Prune City.
I think I heard that before.
Because it's so windy.
The wind.
Everything shrivels up.
When he says everything shrivels up.
I mean everything.
He means everything shrivels up.
I can't get these words out. I love some of the track titles on here. Then mean everything. He means everything. I can't get these words out.
I love some of the track titles on here.
Say a couple.
Mustache like Pringles.
Mike almost did a spit take.
Screaming on your booty.
Screaming on your booty.
I love doing that on a Saturday night.
Wipe your booty with a bandana.
With a bandana?
That's gross. I like mustache like Pringles. with a bandana? Bing! With a bandana? No. Bing! Yes.
That's gross.
I like mustache like Pringles.
Bing!
You have to embrace that. Because it's like
the Pringles guy.
Yeah.
Oh, most definitely it is.
I have a note here
about...
Mustache like Pringles.
I have a note here
that just says
that Roger Stone
looks like a street shark
without the fin.
I wanted to get that out.
He does. He does, yeah. This is a get that out. He does.
He does, yeah.
This is a C-36.
Is this political humor?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm dropping some political shit on you.
Have you ever seen the shape
of Roger Stone?
Well, mail a report.
I don't know, Roger.
I don't know.
I don't follow it.
He's got a weird shaped head.
Like, look at the street shark's nose
on its side
and that's the shape of his head.
Yeah, man.
I think out of all
politic, I think Roger Stone politic
would be right up your alley.
Oh, yeah.
You'd fall in love with him, champ.
Joe B., look at his head.
I've been looking for some politic.
Look at his fucking head.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, all right.
You see what he means means he's a pinhead
you're not supposed to call him that
you can't call him that now
all of his hair is in like
it's all running from his face
like
up towards the top
him and Trey Gowdy should have like a buddy
comedy movie
where they like find the missing Constitution page.
Yeah, he's a pinhead, Dave.
You can't call him that.
Take it back.
Take it back.
Dave, can you bleak that out?
Bleak it out?
Bleak it out, please.
I feel like I'm having some panning issues.
Are you having panning issues?
I think you're just too high.
I took that one hitter yesterday,
and I think you're still coming down from it.
How many colors do you see right now?
I see six colors right now.
You're fucking out of shit.
You might have panning disease.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
All right, Dave, what do you got?
I don't know.
I'll play this.
I'll play this.
The Dole Bowl Cook?
Hey, hey.
Dole Bowl Plank? Plank 64 in the Cook? Hey, hey. Dole Bowl Plank?
Plank 64 in the hexagram.
You want a Dole Bowl Plank?
Is this new?
Yeah, this is...
You want a Plank shaped like a Dole Bowl?
I think it's pretty new.
I got it from Mr. Alex Homan last time I saw him.
Nice.
And I think it's a self-release tape, just like a short, very limited 20 copies maybe.
Okay.
Is this Alex Holman's solo?
I got number 20 out of 20.
Lucky number.
Wow, good for you.
I think.
Unless, I don't know.
This is very, is 2020 the name of the tape?
20 slash 20?
No, the tape's called.
I don't know.
Yeah, the tape's called 20 slash 15.
No, the tape's called 20 slash 15. No, the tape's called Crossing the Great Stream.
Oh, yeah, it's on the spine here.
Yeah, so you got it.
Let me see that.
So is it 20, 20 tapes?
Me neither.
Number 15, is it 20 out of 20?
I don't get it.
Oh, it's on the spine.
Yeah, look at the spine where it says 20 out of 20.
You look confused, Dave. Are you okay? You're sweating. Oh, it's on the spine. Yeah, look at the spine where it says 20 out of 20. You look confused, Dave.
Are you okay?
You're sweating.
Oh, it does say 20 because that's printed.
It looks like it says 20 out of 20, but it's printed.
That's a good point.
It's printed.
It's printed, so that wouldn't be.
He wouldn't have printed it out.
Alex Homan.
Hand it over, lads.
He wouldn't have printed out 20 different covers.
No, no.
No one would.
So I think the label's called 2020.
Okay.
So you got this picture on the cover here.
I guess it's the Alamo right after the attack.
Rest in peace.
Again with the Alamo?
It's some kind of place.
Come up, get a pint of ale!
I wish you could have a bit of that!
No, we don't Don't get as much people
Asking for dragon's claw around here
I love the drums
Listen, stop it
I have a declaration
I've come to a conclusion?
I've come to a conclusion.
I think he's cracked this one.
All come to order.
All right.
I declare that the label is called 2020, and this, Plague 64 and the Hexagrams Crossing the Grey Stream,
is the label's 15th release.
Okay.
I declare it here, and I make it so.
Eddie opposed.
Eddie, you wish to challenge me?
Nay.
It's late.
It's late.
I'm going to have to work here until 2 in the morning,
but I don't care.
Seventh year.
Number seven. Number seven. You know that Beatles song? Number seven. Keep getting better. seventh year number seven
number seven
you know that Beatles song
number seven
keep getting better
yeah what's your favorite thing about it Joe
I don't know
I like the
the beekeeper
I like the goofing off
you like the goofing off the best part
what's your favorite goofing off
my favorite goofing off
what's your biggest favorite goofing off
when Dave does funny stuff
oh my god
when Dave's goofing off yeah I love Dave's goofing off Dave what's your biggest favorite goofing off? When Dave does funny stuff. Oh, my God. When Dave's goofing off?
Yeah, I love Dave's goofing off.
Dave, what's your favorite thing?
Right now?
You can say me, too.
This is my favorite thing right now.
This drum rate.
God.
I'm a villain. That was better than anything the locusts ever did
Yeah
God it is
They had good haircuts though
They did it
They revolutionized haircuts
The Beatles or the locusts?
Oh both of them
Those mop top British lads
And those San Diego Jacks
Maybe I could never see a locust haircut
Because they had costumes on.
I thought I was going to be a man of people.
Bugs.
My favorite thing is all the outsiders
getting their rocks off listening to this shit.
Mikey, are those real bugs?
Playing those instruments? Gotta put up those real bugs playing those instruments.
Gotta put in my ear bugs.
Ear bugs.
That's a good one.
Put in my ear bugs.
Got them.
Now, what are you going to play, Mike?
Are you pressuring me
while I'm playing with my soundboard?
Oh, see, there's something wrong
with my headphones, Dave.
What's going on?
My right ear.
Let's figure out this cans. I'm jiggling the cords over here. Does it make it any better? It's something wrong with my headphones, Dave. What's going on? My right ear. Let's figure out if this cans.
I'm jiggling the cords over here.
Does it make it any better?
Something I just did made it come in a little bit.
It's all right.
We'll figure it out.
It's the end of the episode.
We'll have a tech day tomorrow.
Figure that out in year eight.
We'll do a tech day.
My right keeps cutting in and out.
We'll take everything out of the room.
Dust everything off.
That's why I felt like things were panning.
But it's because my right keeps...
But I don't think it's anything there.
I think it's this cord.
I think it's because Mike lets his kids
come in here and play.
Gotta get rid of those fuckers every once in a while.
Tell them to stop picking at my pop guard here.
They get right up on it.
Oh, it's all chewed on.
I know.
Chewing on it.
Damp.
It gets damp.
All right, let's fill it. Damp. It gets damp. All right.
Let's fill it up.
Wasteland Jazz Unit.
More jazz?
More jazz.
Let me tell you.
Hold on.
This is subversive.
Hold on.
Is this political jazz?
No.
It's subversive in another way.
They put jazz in the name.
So you think, oh, jazz.
I like jazz.
I love jazz.
I love jazz.
One martini, please.
What did you say? One martini,
please.
One more something.
What kind of jazz do you like?
I'm not even sure
what this could have been. It could have been titty.
One more titty.
No, that's what I said.
Oh, you know.
Yeah.
Waitress, one more titty, please.
I like this one, too.
Come on.
You think it's going to be jazzed like that, right?
Come on.
The vocal harmonies
in this one. Oh, and then that
harsh noise part.
And the Indian drums.
The tabla player
that's playing fast as shit.
I'm making a mixtape of this shit.
You think it's going to be jazz,
and you're going to... But then it's just a bunch of distorted junk blowers.
Dicking around again.
Junk blowers, distorted junk blowers,
never had a lesson.
Baa!
Baa!
Never had a lesson.
Never listened to the greats.
This kid just came out on Oxen.
Or maybe I have a note or two about it
Or maybe I don't
No notes
John Lorenz and John Rich
Two fellas named John from Cincinnati
There was a special version of this
Came out with a bunch of all medals and points
Very scary, I'm not going to touch it
So I didn't want it
Got the regular edition
Give me the, you know what I say
Special edition all spiky and point
Give me the regular one, yeah. Give me the, you know what I say, special edition, all spiky and point.
Give me the regular.
That's my joint.
And, yeah, I do a little musical improv on the side.
I like how he hasn't set this one up, though. Whoa, we're happy.
You want a cake to plunge?
Presto!
What are these people out of their minds?
Now I'm thinking a toilet bowl cake might not be that bad.
Pizza, pizza, pizza!
You want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl?
Wasteland Jazz, who hasn't put anything in, they used to put a lot of stuff out.
A lot of stuff out.
One probably went to grad school or something like that.
I know your mustache is gold.
We've got a real job.
I bet you one of the Johns went to grad school and the other John just laid low, played a little N64, waited for it all to blow over.
Now they're back.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Boo-boo.
No, it had cake crumbs in it.
No, señor. No, señor. No, it had cake crumbs in it. No, señor!
No, señor!
No, señor!
No, señor!
All right.
You ready to end this 140 out, bro?
I'd love to.
The boys.
45.
All right, let's play these.
47.
Two.
I like how that's a big masonic number.
Condescending two. right two yo yo hit it hit it off talk to the ladies well chilling over here with max we maxing out
we doing it big like yo the ladies look at us and want to say, what's up, guys?
What's up with us?
Going on a double date, maybe a double deck of butts.
What's up?
You're so sick like pups.
I got bit by a spider.
Yo, success, smoke, Buddha bless.
Low, so crisp.
What more?
Much, wait, let's see.
Simple but complex. My fault, let me forget these breaths
I'm at my desk, I'm at my fest, I write in the park
As I spark an L, jump off the L, smile and freestyle
I have a dream to rise supreme, hip-hop is all I love
But I like rock and roll, No sweat. I eat groceries like you.
If you frontin', who gives a fuck?
I spread rumors, though we don't give a fuck.
I'm watching Saturday Night Live.
I'm alive.
Yo, these rhymes will arrive in your brain.
I'm not starvin'.
I roll harvestin'.
I have a crazy arm.
Oh, yeah.
You know who's here.
How I got killed in the wrong place.
That was an alias.
He was an alien.
New day, 2018.
Step into the 2011.
What happened?
That shit's weird.
Yo, that shit's weird.
My real name is Sharkula.
She wrote me naked.
She was straight naked.
I love it, I rock it, a condom.
Guess I'm sick.
I'm working with the people that know it's the lunatic.
Yo, we ain't saying fuck them all.
No, we just at the mall being humble
It's the good, I'm used to the one in the Midwest
Should appreciate meditation, follow rules, regulations
I'm into animations, I need translation
In foreign countries, ambitious, and hungry
Hungary, Indiana, sporty like a cup
hat, a Corvette, a White Sox
hat, we bring it to the south
and north, you know we do it like that
forget about the east and the west
we out here, we don't retest
the people that even know we wear sweatpants
or some slacks
or some jeans or windbreakers
rich or dead, I go to
yeah here we go with some jeans and windbreakers. Richard Dent. I go to... Yeah.
Here we go.
Happened in 2011.
Yo.
Oh, I made quick sense.
You want to check it out?
Listen or keep going?
Go on.
All right.
All right.
Check it out.
I had no time for him
Hamburger head artists
That don't wanna do it like we
The beats are dope
My brain is salad dressing
Yo, I'm kicking rhymes in the quicksand
Circumstances
The promotions are like a
Zoo man
A woman, street routine balance like beam.
I make mega cream.
Peace to everybody.
You know what I mean.
More skills.
Windmills.
Chill.
Chillin' with my friend.
He's for real.
Backs like head drums.
Ladies, love him.
It's right.
It's his business.
Not my business.
This is our life.
This is how we do our business.
Yo, I'm single, ladies.
I want to mingle with the guy with the mustache like Pringle.
Oh, shit.
Ladies, I want to mingle with the guy with the mustache like Pringle.
I want to mingle with the guy with the mustache like Pringle.
That's the name of the song, though.
Yo, eating a fortune cookie.
Or that's China.
Oh, check it out, China.
What rhymes with that?
A combiner.
Ain't no perverts.
Ladies and gentlemen.
They wear skirts.
With no dirt.
You know? I know that little signature cheesy laugh is back.
As I disrespect myself.
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