Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #140 | 3.10.19

Episode Date: March 10, 2019

The 7 Year Anniversary Show! Shadows, E. Whatevski, Gabor Bonzo, Bloor, Curved Light, Dry Bath, Amulet, Stephan Haluska, Neil Campbell, Sharkula x Mukqs, Plake 64 & the Hexagrams, and Wasteland Jazz U...nit.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.
Starting point is 00:00:16 We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. Bummer. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean's number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette. They're like, you're sleeping.
Starting point is 00:00:32 We're going to play some cassette. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Tabs out.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Cassette Podcast. Episode number... 140. Is it 140? 140. Cassette Podcast. Episode number... 140. Is it 140? 140. Not just 140. It's very... It's more special than just that...
Starting point is 00:00:51 Oh! It is... I was at... Nom, nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Bing! I was asking Dave earlier, is it our 5th anniversary
Starting point is 00:01:06 or our 6th anniversary I believe it's 6 you know what it is tell them what it is pretty sure it's 7 he thinks it's 7 we started in 2012 really holy shit I know right
Starting point is 00:01:21 I thought it was just 6 I thought it was 5 or 6 our 7th anniversary is it always on daylight savings Holy shit. I know, right? I thought it was just six. I thought it was five or six. Our seventh anniversary. Wow. I normally make it. Is it always on Daylight Savings Time? I feel like it has been before. Well, like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:34 It always is. Not always. But it has been. When's Daylight Savings Time? Tonight. Not always. Is it tonight? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Don't confuse people. It's before. Before. Before. They're going to listen to a't confuse people. It's before. Before. Before. They're going to listen to a recording of this. Yeah, but this isn't live. Are you kidding me? They're not going to let me do this kind of stuff live.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Yeah, the last one. You think Tipper Gore is going to let me do this live, Joe? They took my license away years ago. The last one was on 3-11. Three. Was it really? Was that Daylight Saving Time? Come original.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Because I remember, I have memories of like losing the hour. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah. You're right. Fuck yeah, I'm right. You have memories of losing an hour? Yeah, because it's at 12 o'clock it goes back. This is like
Starting point is 00:02:21 whatever. You know what I mean? Like we do the podcast and do you write stuff all over yourself? Do you tattoo this is like whatever. You know what I mean? Like we do the podcast. I have memories of forgetting an hour. And do you write stuff all over yourself? Do you tattoo stuff all over yourself? Is that what all these tattoos are all over you? Memories. Memories. You wake up and like, your wife's like,
Starting point is 00:02:35 we're 105. Who are you? And you're like, my name's Rose Panther. Toilet bowl cake. Panther Rose. Toilet the flushes. All right, well let's play some tapes to start off this uh anniversary gig i got one i got one we can do
Starting point is 00:02:55 now joe joe b just made a weird sound with his mouth dave you gonna sample that nope no i didn't hear it and the timing wasn't as good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you did it, the timing was perfect. My timing was spot... My shit was spot on. Bing! Shadows tape is what I'm gonna play.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Where are my tapes? Wanna hear some Flat Earth music? No, señor! The first tape we the first tape music that's a poison snake Los hijos se van con la victoria. Ay, papá. No, señor. That's a poison snake? Señor.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Señor. Señor. The first tape we've ever played on this podcast was on a sound design recording. Yes, it was. Is that true? Yes. This is a tape.
Starting point is 00:04:03 The only reason I know that is because we recorded that segment like 10 times before we did it. At least 10 times. Get out of here. We did it a few times just to get... I wanted to get it spot on. You know, they teach that in podcast classes in colleges. They teach that. That episode's part of the curriculum.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Hey, mister. Episode number one. Blame that. This Shadows tape. David Russell and Wyatt Halland is that the name of the project
Starting point is 00:04:28 shadows shadows is what it's called it says shadows on the front but you can't see it copper that's a copper
Starting point is 00:04:34 imprint on there look at that that's nice as shit that's really nice talk about that a little bit while I reach it over here
Starting point is 00:04:41 it's an old cardy thing on like a black that's a on like a black. It's a black stock. A black card stock. But not super black. It's like a charcoal black.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Oh, it looks good. It does look good. What do you mean not a super black, a charcoal black? Oh, I see what you're saying. I mean, it's not as black as. This is blacker. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I don't want to fight you about that. It seems like you wanted to fight me. No, no, no. Let me take a look at this. What are you talking about? You scare me so bad. He looks really nice. Black and copper.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Yeah, with that copper imprint. That's beautiful. You could probably get some money for that, right? I'm going to take it to you. I'm going to strip this. You think if you... You're going to strip this You don't think they'll just let you put the entire Oak heart on the scale At the recycling place
Starting point is 00:05:34 You got to get this off There's a chemical process to get this off I know it I'll go down there tomorrow Give me that What do you think you'll get for it I'm going to go down there tomorrow. Give me that. Oh, they don't want to until Monday. What do you think you'll get for it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Probably like two bucks. Two bucks? Copper's in demand right now. Copper's hot. Yeah, but there's just a little bit of text on the back. Oh, Jesus Christ. Paul Ryan's on here. I saw that.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Final's done. He's got everything from ACDC to Zeppelin on his iPod. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who does? Paul Ryan. And he's on this tape. So is Amanda R. Hallen, it seems like.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Trainer Studios, Cleveland, Ohio, 2019. Sin. It's a freaking Nine Inch Nails song. Gothic youth stuff. Gothic youth? It's a cover. They're covering it. It's going through Nine Inch Nails song Gothic youth stuff It's coming back It's a cover They're covering it It's going through the window baby Head like a hole Joe
Starting point is 00:06:31 Okay so I'm going to start off with that What are you going to play? Me? Who me? You want to go next? Who me? Or do you want Dave to go? I weigh like 25 pounds
Starting point is 00:06:39 Who me? I'm going to play this E. Watevski tape Cult Classics whenever you're ready E. Watevski just waiting on you
Starting point is 00:07:01 E. Watevski what's the name of the tape? Cult Classics Let me see it Pass it on over here On hand solo They don't give a fuck do they? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:07:14 E. Wodebsky Oh yeah man What do you want to call it? I was a little confused On the cover that's Father Yod and the Family Band I don't know what that is Oh no? Who's that? Kind of like a weird culty dude I'm a little confused because on the cover that's Father Yod and the family band. I don't know what that is. Oh, no?
Starting point is 00:07:27 Who's that? Kind of like a weird culty dude. What's he doing? They were like, whatevsky, put him on there. Whatevsky. Whatevsky, who guys? It wasn't, I didn't expect to hear what I heard. It says here this was assembled deep within the caves of Whatevsky's secret compound
Starting point is 00:07:44 where the sound guru and his sect spend their days meditating, listening to, and recording music. And it goes on like that about some other... What is this, a cult? You didn't join this cult, did you? When you got this tape, you didn't use
Starting point is 00:07:59 the download code, did you? No, I'm not going to use this download code. It's nice, though. It says scratch off gently with a coin for the pin code. Do you really have to scratch it off? Oh, no, this is a Target gift card. Oh, no, this is a... Whoa, you really do have to scratch that off. Is that E. Wodevsky?
Starting point is 00:08:17 That's another... Okay, just checking. That might be him. They photoshopped his face, I think. Oh, Jesus Christ. Are they allowed to do that? Legally, no. Okay, just checking. Well, that might be him. They photoshopped his face, I think. Oh, Jesus Christ. They did Photoshop work. Are they allowed to do that? On to Father Yod's body. Legally, no.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Dave, are they allowed to do that? Legally, no. No, it's illegal. And we're going to play it. You know what? I don't think I'm going to play this tape anymore. I think I hear cops outside right now. That's a big mechonic number.
Starting point is 00:08:43 All right. And then when are you going to play Davey Boy to round out this first circle? This first one here. First block of tapes. Let's do this Gaber Bonzo tape. Excuse me, what? Gaber Bonzo. It's called WOD.
Starting point is 00:09:01 WOD. This sounds funny. A lot of funny words you're saying over there. Gaber Bonzo WOD. That's. This sounds funny. A lot of funny words you're saying over there. Yeah, lots of funny words. Gabe Orbonzo Wad. That's some funny shit, Dave. Terry Tapes, number one. Terry Tapes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I went to high school with Terry Tapes. Did you? Okay, I know we must have played something on this label before, because I think you've said that. I really like the artwork for this. It looks like the first street shark that they made with the gene slammer. Look at his knees.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Let me see. Oh, this thing is amazing. That's funny you bring up street sharks. I was going to bring them up later. Oh, yeah. I might do it now. Nah, let me see. This would be too good of a segment.
Starting point is 00:09:43 It's like the mess up. It's the prototype. It's like the Adult Swim Street Sharks reboot. And they're like, make it wacky. Make it real wacky. Make it wacky and viral. Or like the Street Sharks, like, oh, never mind. This is like a fucked up.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah, don't say it, Dave. Don't say it. Don't give away all the content. There's too much content. There's more of this. Show some restraint. Holy cow. Did you see this fella inside?
Starting point is 00:10:13 Look at this fleshy beast. I love crotch art. Bing. What is going on? This is disgusting, Dave. Now that I look at it really close I don't think I like it This is almost pornography
Starting point is 00:10:30 Almost? What do you mean almost? I finished It's a lizard It is this time You're right this time Finally, I'm happy you got it up what a what a nice thing on our anniversary show for you say it's a lizard and it was a lizard this time actually in the end i think it worked out better than planned.
Starting point is 00:11:05 We did the best we could with the time that we had. You know, the problem in here is communication. About time you're here. About time you're here. I said it's a good day. Job of the hundred. Job of the hundred. I said it's a good day.
Starting point is 00:11:22 You better see it showing. Come on. It's a good time I know I'm still in the back It's your birthday You're freaking interdimensional Okay He's no schmo So who is this Gabber Bonzo? A bunch of outsiders?
Starting point is 00:11:40 A bunch of weirdos A bunch of fucking weirdos Alright, let's play those three. You ready, Shadowsy? Wodefsky? Gabberbonzo. Make a nice Gabber... Make a nice Gabberbonzo salad.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Your mom makes a good Gabberbonzo. Too mean. What? No, I said... Too mean. She does make it really good. Too mean. So I wanted to discuss my cake.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Sometimes it's a little too saucy, but it's still good. They love him so when he flips that dough. More like Gabberbozo. So I wanted to discuss my cake. Sometimes it's a little too saucy, but it's still good. More like Gabe or Bozo. Alright, let's go. Go. Outro Music I gave you my purity, my purity You saw me, you think I would recognize I'm just here to realize The day of the sunset So close my eyes I'm just here to realize In your skin
Starting point is 00:13:14 In your skin All this light is standing in my skin Within Within Within my skin You can do legend, and you've been my destiny You give to me anger, you give me the nerve I carry out my sentence, like it's what I deserve Just enough to see you fade and break, to feel it break
Starting point is 00:13:42 Your need for me has been replaced I'm not afraid to be afraid Your evil men hurt me right I'm pretty like a hell of a thing Well, I just didn't mean to take the cost away Nothing, nothing I'm trying to get something out of you What if you, if you can't Please send me my fear I'm in my skin, I'm living, I orphans, the orphans I'm standing here under my skin
Starting point is 00:14:44 We're built, we're taken I'm just running here under my skin With a build, I'm taking Me and my girl I'm in your bed, I'm in your bed I'm just running here under my skin With a build, I'm taking Me and my girl I'm in your bed, I'm sleeping in my bed I'm a Thank you. If there was an America's Book of Secrets on cults, one secret we would learn is that
Starting point is 00:16:18 anyone is susceptible, no matter what your background, to being negatively influenced by a cult. I think that I had always wanted to be part of a really close family where everybody just loved each other. So I had all these brothers and sisters, and I had a father, and I had a mother. If they accept the life which is offered here, and don't get into the old habit, they can stay here for eternity. Dedicated followers of Jesus are called devotees. They believe in simple living.
Starting point is 00:17:28 The energy that I felt from him put me into a state of almost fear and awe. Because when somebody says and starts owning that he may be or kind of is a representative of the kingdom of heaven, there's kind of an energy that's exchanged between the two people. It's like there's a charge that goes on. Yeah, yeah, man, sometimes I feel so lost Kiss the Jesus cross like dear lord All these whack rappers around here Making my penis soft, yo, so tense
Starting point is 00:18:21 I need a massage, got a plate full of shrimp Man, I eat em to large Got a Cadillac in the heat of garage This is so pimp, man, sometimes I fucking sleep in the car Grown up a bit, got a whole bunch of spit Still like to chill, roll up a spliff Listen to records, the 45s, the old dusty shit Wadesky's crazy
Starting point is 00:18:46 I'll sneak into the hospital And switch all the babies Man, I thought you knew My grandma, she a part of my crew Some say I'm a communist lost in global confusion That most of my music is owned and exclusive to the Soviet Union My only influence is me Yeah, and that's G
Starting point is 00:19:08 I'm not Boris Yeltsin, but I got an enormous weapon The girl I was with ordered breakfast But she couldn't have none cause she had a torn intestine Taught the f***er lesson Last night I sucked in titties so hard They went from an E to a C to a D like a chord progression I was born with an erection Superhuman Thank you. so so
Starting point is 00:20:34 uh Thank you. Thank you. so uh so so Thank you. There it is. Shadows. Gabber Bonzo. Awadevsky. Shadows doing that 9 inch nails What do you fellas think of 9 inch nails
Starting point is 00:23:48 Scary or too scary I want to bleep you like an animal I like shorter nails than that I don't think so What's ideal 6 inch nails Somewhere between 6 and 9 69
Starting point is 00:24:00 No you don't 3 2 2 69 No you don't 3 2 2 2 2 I'm just turning my drums up 2
Starting point is 00:24:10 How do they sound alright? They sound good I don't know That one sounds a little weird That one's not right Tighten it Wow Wow You gotta tighten that thing up It's turning the wrong way
Starting point is 00:24:31 It's too loose Tighten That's not too tight man I don't support cults I want to say It's cult I don't support it That was too fast. Don't do it so fast.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Whatever you're doing. That's what music's going to sound like in ten years. Let me hear it, Tom. That sounds like the locusts. Yeah. That part is sick. That was really good. Yeah. Who was that? Beatles sped up. Why are we playing tapes Yeah. Who was that?
Starting point is 00:25:25 Beatles sped up. Why are we playing tapes when Dave can do that? Could you do that this whole time? You've always known how to do that, Dave? Holy. Holy cow. That end part was so good. It was.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I'm very proud of you. Play that end part again. Do that again. Just the end part. Just the end part. Listen to the drums right here. part. That's a new drums right here. Yeah, that part's
Starting point is 00:25:50 sick right there too. It would be hilarious if like there was a band that like this is how they wrote their music.
Starting point is 00:26:14 That's so good. I'm proud of you, Dave. Your mother just came up with a new genre. You did. You should be able to play the next tape. That's your prize. Congratulations. I got to pick play the next tape. That's your prize. Congratulations. I'm going to pick just the right one. The tapes worked.
Starting point is 00:26:31 All right, I'll do this Blur tape. What is it? Blur. Blur. I am Blur. I am Blore We worship you We're all out
Starting point is 00:26:50 We're all out of reverb You put a quarter Put a quarter in the thing It's only good for seven years Thanks for Uncle Donald, we're all out of reverb The tariff's under two I can't afford more reverb for this place You kidding me?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Here's no schmo. The world's laughing at us. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. Blore. What's Blore? It's some free jazz music. Oh, my God. I love this stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:17 The art. On Astral Spirits. Joe. Joe. It's just them dicking around. He brought jazz with him. No. Look at this cover, Joe. It looks like two angry peckers. Whoa, just them dicking around. He brought jazz with him. No. Look at this cover, Joe.
Starting point is 00:27:26 It looks like two angry peckers. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Have we played this before? I feel like we used to play when I was in college. Two angry peckers? Two angry peckers. You were into angry peckers for a little bit, weren't you? I like this.
Starting point is 00:27:38 This is spooky. Too spooky, if you ask me. Too scary. It's a very old sci-fi book cover type of image. With two Cheeto peckers. I don't want to look at the sausage peckers. I want to see the peckers. That's my favorite football team.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I see the one right away. Wow, wowzer. That one's pointed due north. Yeah, that one's... Ain't nothing wrong with that. The other one's pointed due north. Ain't nothing wrong with that. The other one's respectable. Bit of a pot belly. Astral Spirits.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Number 84. Strolleries. Astral Spirits, number 84. Drolleries. Sam Weinberg, Andrew Smiley, Jason Nazary. Big letter drop. Oh, shit. Stop it. no, stop it I'm gonna play this curved light tape Now we're talking about curved light, flat earth
Starting point is 00:28:58 Oh, you wanna talk about flat earth? We can do that Heirs of Modality came out on unifactor just came out hell yeah this even might be flat earth music unifactor number 27 came out in a batch with kyle lanstra and endurance i like how unifactor they bust the um you know each batch each batch got his own artwork dave j Jesus Christ, these assholes. They all look good. Describe for the customer.
Starting point is 00:29:28 And this one, it's very nice, too. You'll have to see it for yourself. I'm not going to describe it to you. You don't pay me enough. Smoking these meats. But this shit was recorded at the Dallas Alamo Drafthouse, January 6th. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:45 There's a rescore for... What? Never forget the Alamo Drafthouse, January 6th. What? Yeah. There's a rescore for... What? Never forget the Alamo. No basement at the Alamo. You think they couldn't have a basement gig there? Is that a fact, though? Does the Alamo have a basement? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Not according to the movie. What movie? The documentary, the Pee Wee documentary. About the Pee Wee Herman movie. I was never allowed to watch Pee Wee Herman. Dave Moove? That's right, I forgot.e documentary. The Pee Wee Herman movie. I was never allowed to watch Pee Wee Herman. Dave Mooth? That's right, I forgot.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Is that true? Yeah, my dad hated him. He just didn't like him. He was right. Dude was a pervert, right? So, I mean, yeah, I guess maybe he knew something. This is Peter Tran. This dude's got a flood of tapes that have come out recently. I think.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Maybe not. I think. Based off of? I think. That's a poison snake? this dude's got a flood of tapes that have come out recently i think maybe not i think based off of i think that's a poison snake no but i'm gonna play that it's a tight fucking tape that's good guys got some freaking synthesizers he's got some freaking synthesizers the synthesizer it's a drum machine and a synthesizer. He frigging just plays them. Get out of here. You've got mail. Joby, what are you going to play?
Starting point is 00:30:51 All right, I'm going to play. I'm looking at, okay, so it's down to one of those two. Yeah. Is that what you're telling me? Well, I was going to play this one, but I still got to do a little more research. Let me take a seat. Let me think. I'll play this dry bath tape because I don't remember anything about it. Dry bath.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Is a dry bath like something you do to a pet? Yeah, a chinchilla. It's like a dust bath. It's like a dust bath. Okay. My friend had one. Had a chinchilla. I had a chinchilla too.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I think Sal had a chinchilla. They're supposed to be pretty cool. What do they do? You milk them? You get milk from them? He'd put the dust bath thing in the tub and then put the chinchilla in the tub with it and then we'd sit in the bathroom
Starting point is 00:31:33 and watch it bathe itself. Just take acid and watch it? No, we'd just sit there. It was cool. Just fucking roll Molly and watch this fucking thing dust bath? You jump in there yourself? So what's it do?
Starting point is 00:31:44 It just rolls around? It just rolls around in it and stuff. I mean, I guess birds do a dust bath. And then you milk it? And then you milk it. What do you do? What's the milk taste like? Doesn't that make it dirtier?
Starting point is 00:31:53 Rolling around in dirt and dust? I don't know the science of it. Dirt milk. Good old-fashioned chinchilla dirt milk. What's the milk taste like? I don't know. I've never had it. I don't like milk.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Three healthy meals and snacks. This is, um... I don't know anything I've never had it. I don't like milk. Three healthy meals and snacks. This is... I don't know anything about this. Come on, man. No, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. It's Angel Mark Lloyd Fire Tools. Okay, nice. Timmy sells his soul. Tired all the time.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Remember we played that Tired All the Time tape? Yeah. No. Okay. No. It's on Flag Day, as is this. Okay. And it came out in an edition of 70. Look at the bedroom on the cover there. David! David!
Starting point is 00:32:31 Stop it! Stop it! I sped it up a little bit more. I think it's good at 22 semitones up. No more. What is the magic semitone number, though? Huh? What's the magic semitone number?
Starting point is 00:32:50 No, there is one. Three. It's like a seven or something like that. What does that mean? It's like what... You got to end that microphone down a little bit. Oh. It's like whenever they pitch up a cute sort of animal or something or somebody in movies
Starting point is 00:33:04 and stuff. Oh, there's a magic member? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The minions are the same thing. Oh, yeah? I can't even remember who else. The chipmunks. Anyway. Look at the bedroom on that cover.
Starting point is 00:33:19 What's going on there? The emojis? I know it's almost like some sort of weird kind of voodoo. I know what the eggplant with the water next to it means. I'm old enough to know what that means. All right. I've seen a few texts. Then there's like this.
Starting point is 00:33:34 They stole a mannequin from Target probably and they put nails in it. What are they going to do with that now? What's that art? It's voodoo stuff. You think it's voodoo? I think it's voodoo. I was giving them the benefit. What color is that torso?
Starting point is 00:33:45 Like a charcoal? Yeah. Black magic. Voodoo. So now I'm thinking a total bowl cake might not be that bad. Touras. I love that it's like, do you think they tried to make the spine that low res? Or was that just poorly done?
Starting point is 00:34:06 No, no, that's on purpose. That's on purpose because it's so bad it has to be done on purpose, right? Yeah. Yeah. Because that shit's really low res. I'm waiting for Dave to play that fucking song again. I thought you don't want him to play it.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I don't. We're getting mixed up. Just do this to the drum part. And then when it busts in, it's so sick. Like, that's the sickest riff. Sounds like liturgy. Yeah. Or like a McBar project.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Still on? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're still going? Oh yeah yeah We're still going I want to try some Other Beatles songs I might download a couple While we're Alright play the
Starting point is 00:34:51 Play the Play the goddamn tape Play the goddamn tape I just put my headphones back on I put the whole bowl cake Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. guitar solo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillvillv so Thank you. uh uh Thank you. so uh Thank you. I'm gonna be the king of the world Thank you. I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready
Starting point is 00:41:15 I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready Thank you. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Thank you. I'm free. I'm free.
Starting point is 00:43:07 I'm free. I'm free. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. He can't take a smile He don't reach for his head How can you say That if he feels I'm alright He can stop his tears To cover up all memories Just as me They can't leave me
Starting point is 00:48:24 When they hear the answer To watch the sweat clear They can leave me when they turn on the light To watch the stars again I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. There it is. Blore. Curved light. Blore. Blore. Blore. Give me some effects.
Starting point is 00:51:43 They come together. This is crazy. This is crazy. What was that? Blurred drolleries on National Spirits Curve Light Heirs of Medallion Unifactor A rescore for Huichi the Earless
Starting point is 00:52:21 The third section of the Japanese Horror Anthology Kwaidan I'm probably not pronouncing that correctly She, the Ear List, the third section of the Japanese horror anthology. Quiet on. I'm probably not pronouncing that correctly. Dry Bath, self-titled, Flag Day recording, crazy emoji bedroom. Dave, turn this off. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Respect me. Yeah, it is pretty good. I could say some pretty good shit, though. Good fade out. It sounds like a MIDI piano ragtime at the end. Or if you have a mute. Beatles at 22 semitones up. That's pretty good, man. It's all, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:54 I think you struck gold. I think you struck gold. Joe B., you want to start this one off, brother? You got one I'm interested in hearing about. I'm going to play this one. You're going to do that now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.
Starting point is 00:53:06 This is a Tabitha exclusive, right? So Dan that I work with came in. Who? Dan that I work with at Studio One. Delaware Dan. Delaware Dan. Dan. Came in with a whole bunch of these old metal tapes
Starting point is 00:53:18 that he was gonna give to, like not grade, like metal grade tapes. Not metal grade, like old thrash metal tapes from the 80s. Heavy metal. That he was gonna give to. Like not grade, like metal grade tapes. Not metal grade, like old thrash metal tapes from the 80s. Heavy metal. That he was gonna give to Tim, the floor guy. Amped up rock and roll. Amped up rock and roll.
Starting point is 00:53:32 The real juiced up stuff. Skeleton heads, the whole nine, yeah. So this tape was in the stack. Okay. Now this tape is just a, you can see, a like dubbed copy. TDK. This is like high bias.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Yeah. 90-minute tape. Not labeled. It's made from. Old one. Nippon, Colombia, which I thought was interesting because Nippon is Japan. Okay. And I'm sure that's not a company anymore.
Starting point is 00:54:02 What is this tape? Oh, it says right on top here. You see there's a little... Someone actually used that label. I've never known anyone to actually use that label before. And it's like a hand-drawn cover. I didn't even know that's where it went. You know what?
Starting point is 00:54:13 Me neither. Like someone made this mix or whatever. You know, the covers with pen. Oh, this isn't an official demo. This is not an official... Yeah, no, no, not at all. So while we were looking at it, and I was like, Dan, let's look at this one, because this one, I don't know anything about this.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Oh, this is just a hand-drawn piece of paper. It's just a hand-drawn cover. I'm like, what is this? Oh, and over top the J card, okay, there's writing underneath there for something else, I guess. Oh, and it's just hand-drawn. Okay, yeah. But he got these tapes from... What's her name?drawn. Okay, yeah. So someone just made this. But he got these tapes from, what's her name? You got a story, huh? I had Dave Texas. I love when you talk.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Haley Liebling. Okay. Which is Bobby Liebling from Pentagram's ex-girl. Okay. Oh, crazy. And they're not together anymore, and these are Bobby's old tapes. What?
Starting point is 00:54:58 Get out of here. Oh, interesting. That's very interesting. So it turns out Amulet, I'm a little confused with Amulet, and I'll tell you why. I did some research on Amulet Tell me what you got Picture it The year's 1980
Starting point is 00:55:12 Evanston, Indiana The rock scene is bubbling One band sticks out Amulet A rock and roll band This is them right here You know they were a fucking band. A fucking rock band
Starting point is 00:55:28 might. A fucking bloody rock band might. Now, where were they from? Evanston, Indiana, I think. Evanston, Indiana. Yeah. They put out an LP on something called Shadow Records in 1980. Exactly. But then, if you
Starting point is 00:55:44 do a little other research, it says... Which I did. There's another band, but they're from 90s. They're from the 90s. The 1990s? Yeah, but... Interesting. Dave, turn it off.
Starting point is 00:55:56 This is the cover to the record. That's them. But this says it was released in 94. It was reissued. Reissued in 94? It was reissued. I think a CD made it came out in 94, and. It was reissued. Reissued in 94? It was reissued. I think a CD made it came out in 94, and then Monster Records reissued it.
Starting point is 00:56:09 I don't know why it's getting reissued. Who is this amulet? I don't know. There's the amulet, so that's the fellow with the tape. So the main cool thing is. The main cool thing. Oh, Joby, juice me with the names. Bobby Liebing could have drawn that.
Starting point is 00:56:22 That could be a dubbed copy of this that he made. What do you mean could have? He did. He definitely did. He did, right? 100%, yeah, and I'm selling it could have drawn that. That could be a dubbed copy of this that he made. What do you mean could have? He did. He definitely did. He did, right? 100%. Yeah, and I'm selling it to the highest. I wish it was signed.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I'll sign it for you. That's amazing. That's pretty cool. What's he got here? There's some kind of ghoul. He drew some sort of monster on the cover, right? A mace. Very teenage-esque.
Starting point is 00:56:43 That's what you would draw. You listen to metal. I'm very interested. He wrote the track titles. I can get a handwriting analysis in here. I got one on retainer. Are you kidding me? I got the best.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I can get them in here this week. I'd love to find out. So that's the tape I want to play. Very nice. Very cool and fun little story. I don't know what I'm going to play now. Follow that up, Dave. Boy.
Starting point is 00:57:14 His one had a story. Well, I guess I'll play this outsider tape. You're messing this one up here, Mikey. He's got a synthesizer. It's a drum machine and a synthesizer. Wow. Wow. Wow, I'm messing this one up, boss.
Starting point is 00:57:29 Really dropping the ball here, Mikey. Dropping the ball here, boss. Bing, flag. Bing, flag. Bing, flag. Bing, flag. Bing, flag. I love a Bing flag.
Starting point is 00:57:39 So many flags. I think I'm going to play this Stefan Holuska tape. Oh, you got this tape. Ozzy Osbourne drew the cover. Yeah. Well, he gave it to me personally. Oh, my God. You met him, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
Starting point is 00:57:55 This came out on Constellation Tattoo. Okay. With the cat on the logo. The purr catalog. Empty Room, it's called, right? Empty Room. Empty Room. A room that ain't nothing in it. Mike, relax there, buddy. empty room it's called right empty room a room that ain't nothing in it Mike relax there buddy
Starting point is 00:58:09 Jesus Christ give it to me give it to me Dave did you ever think on that trip Mike is just his arm is extended palm out to Dave and his little fingers are wiggling give me the tape did you ever think maybe I'm not looking for the tape,
Starting point is 00:58:27 but just maybe I need physical contact. Maybe I need some skin on skin. Okay. My mother refused to breastfeed me, Dave. That's a tight snare, Joby. I love the little, like, bouncing ball type. This is too sugary.
Starting point is 00:58:56 I wish I knew how to play guitar because I would write, I would just steal that and just make that into a new song. You would steal. You'd be a thief. All right. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:59:08 And everyone would think I was like a fucking genius. They're like, this is crazy. Oh, my God. It's just Beatles songs. I'm actually just a Beatles cover band. You might not like it, but your kids are going to love it. Martin McFly, Back Future. All right, Dave, what are you playing?
Starting point is 00:59:26 I already told you. Tell me again. One more time. Stefan Haluska? And who is this? I don't know. Oh, this is the tape I tried to touch, and you wouldn't give it to me,
Starting point is 00:59:34 and then it was just laying there. I liked it just now. You went to grab it again, and he just took it back. He took it. You know what? I don't want to see it. I'm not even interested.
Starting point is 00:59:44 All I know is it was recorded and fixed by Brian Straw's survival kit in Cleveland, Ohio, and Sean McCann mastered it. He's no schmo. Oh, big deal. He's no schmo. Yeah, he turned it up. He turned it up. He ran it through a Radio Shack equalizer.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah, we all got one. They come with the noise setup. All right, did I pick a tape? Nope. I got to follow these up. Give me another Beatles song. I think they only had the two. Rocky Raccoon.
Starting point is 01:00:19 That is a good one. What is this picture on the cover? Whatever. Let me pick a tape. What do I have left? I'm going to do this one. What is this picture on the cover? Whatever. Let me pick a tape. What do I have left? Oh, you know what? I'm going to do this one. Neil Campbell.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Miramania. I feel like that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Yeah, right? He was in Viber Cathedral Orchestra, right? I haven't heard that name in a long time. What about George Washington? First president of the United States. I haven't heard that name in a long time. What about George Washington? First president of the United States. Heard that name a long time.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Look it up. Look it up. Every year George Washington. Every year George Washington, president of the United States, the very first one. Look it up. Who is this guy?
Starting point is 01:01:07 He's a history buff. You ever heard of World War II? No, go with here. World War I is pretty good, but you ever hear of World War II? Look it up. You messed it up there the first time, but I think you should go with the hear it of. You ever hear hear of World War II? Look it up. You messed it up there the first time, but I think you should go with the heared of. You ever heared of World War II? World War II?
Starting point is 01:01:30 Neil Campbell, Miramania Airsoft Chamber. The second one. Nobody really talks about the second one. You know, before World War II, you know what they called the Grape War. Because there wasn't a second one yet. Hold on. They called called the Grape War. Because there wasn't a second one yet. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:01:47 They called it the Grape War. Do you remember that? There wasn't a second one yet, so they called it Grape War. Do you remember that Neil Campbell split with Campbell Neal? Yes. Yeah. I thought that was really funny. Fresh from a motel guy.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Yeah. Astral Social Club. Have I said that yet? I'm saying it now. Self-release tape. It comes in another one of these O-cards. It's a white one with just stamped. We'll get to everything on it later.
Starting point is 01:02:18 But do you remember that label self-help tapes that just did the O-cards? Yes. This looks like it was supposed to be on self-help tapes, and then they got in a fight. Yeah. Because it's the white J card. The self-help tapes has white J cards, and then stamped on it right there,
Starting point is 01:02:34 the artist and the thing. And that's it. But this one has that, and then scribbles on it, and somebody glued paper to it. A lot of people did little crafts on it. Oh, I love crafts. Yeah, the show off a little. Make a weekend paper to it. A lot of people did little crafts on it. Oh, I love crafts. Yeah, the show off a little. Make a weekend out of it.
Starting point is 01:02:52 This is like a classical. This is all you're going to do. It's all in a harp. This show's recorded in 2018-2019. And it's fucking tight. God damn it. You can't just do this. What?
Starting point is 01:03:23 All right, this one's pretty good. Well, you can play this on a banjo. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that totally could be played on a banjo. That's some outsider shit. They're going to love that. Yeah, they'll cling on to that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Are you going to play these tapes? Yeah. Yeah. guitar solo She was seventeen, a young love machine She had a wild cat eyes, and it's no surprise She could take you in her arms She could love you Just like a woman Then later in the night
Starting point is 01:04:54 She could love you Just like a woman And with the wink of an eye Yeah, she could get you going And she could hypnotize you With the stars she's showing She could take you in her arms She could hug you Just like a woman
Starting point is 01:05:39 And later in the night She could love you Just like a woman The man in the night, she's the kind of you Just like a woman guitar solo And all your fantasy Becomes reality You can wake up in a dream Cause she's the best I've ever seen Yeah She could take you in her arms
Starting point is 01:07:14 She could love you Just like a woman Then later in the night She could love you Just like a woman She'd take you in her arms, she could love you She could love you like a woman Then later in the night she could love you
Starting point is 01:07:39 Get you down and love you, yeah I'm not sure if I can do it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. To be continued... so Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. I'm not sure if I and do this. I'm not sure if I can do this. Thank you. so What's a Beatles song? And we are back. Oh my God. Rest in peace. DJ Outside Space has been amulet. A home copy of that.
Starting point is 01:20:50 With lore behind it. With lore. This is finally, finally tabs out with canon lore. This is like some Renaissance fair stuff. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:21:04 Coma. It sounds like that band Comus. This is in some Renaissance Faire stuff. It sounds like that band Comus. This is in a tavern. Yeah. This is an elf band. I hate this. I like everything that's weird and unexpected. You're so quick.
Starting point is 01:21:29 I don't know how you could be angry. It happened so fast. I love the endings of them all. Another one? It's like jungle. Yeah. Yeah. You're scaring off my fans. My fans don't like the scary shit.
Starting point is 01:22:22 We're getting something a little extra in there. That's crazy. The endings are always the best. Yeah, the endings are good. All right. I forget where we are in this now. I think you're taking us home. Did we wrap up that last block, or did Dave just play that?
Starting point is 01:22:34 He played a couple Beatles songs. No clue. I have no clue. So sugary. So sugary. What was the tape that you played? I'm watching. So angry. So angry. so angry so angry
Starting point is 01:22:49 this is supposed to be a special magical moment where I celebrate that's the heaviest thing ever alright play it again just the drum part is so good and then when it all comes back in... That's so fast! I like watching you play along with it, Joe.
Starting point is 01:23:32 Those not here, which is everyone. Chippy, are you really playing that right now? Yeah, how accurate is that? How accurate is that? It's very good. Wow. Wow. Wow. Holy cow.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Really messed that up, babe. Oh, wow, Joe. I mean, wow. All right, we ready to wrap this shit up? Yeah. Yes. Joby, start it off. You want me to start it off?
Starting point is 01:23:58 Yeah, brother. Again, I just started the last one. Do it again. And you know what? You fucking... You want a cake to flush? All right. You want it.
Starting point is 01:24:06 You want it. You got it. You're cake flushed. I'm saying, you know what they say? Why is a meatball taking meatballs? Go ahead. Don't play that one. Well, I'm going to play this Sharkula and Mux collaboration tape, right?
Starting point is 01:24:18 Mux. Yeah, this is where I was... Or this is a throwback right now when I said I was going to bring up Street Sharks. Oh, right. Because there's a street shark on the cover. There's a Street Shark on the cover. There's a Street Shark on the cover. I got it. Oh, what?
Starting point is 01:24:28 A real one? A real one, yeah. Well, this might be their second try. This isn't exactly how Street Sharks came out. So Sharky was a dude from Chicago, right? Yeah. Mux is- Another guy.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Max from Goodwill Smith. Mm-hmm. Prune City. Is that what they call Chicago? Prune City? The Prune City? The Prune City. I think I heard that before.
Starting point is 01:24:54 Because it's so windy. The wind. Everything shrivels up. When he says everything shrivels up. I mean everything. He means everything shrivels up. I can't get these words out. I love some of the track titles on here. Then mean everything. He means everything. I can't get these words out. I love some of the track titles on here.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Say a couple. Mustache like Pringles. Mike almost did a spit take. Screaming on your booty. Screaming on your booty. I love doing that on a Saturday night. Wipe your booty with a bandana. With a bandana?
Starting point is 01:25:25 That's gross. I like mustache like Pringles. with a bandana? Bing! With a bandana? No. Bing! Yes. That's gross. I like mustache like Pringles. Bing! You have to embrace that. Because it's like the Pringles guy. Yeah. Oh, most definitely it is.
Starting point is 01:25:35 I have a note here about... Mustache like Pringles. I have a note here that just says that Roger Stone looks like a street shark without the fin.
Starting point is 01:25:43 I wanted to get that out. He does. He does, yeah. This is a get that out. He does. He does, yeah. This is a C-36. Is this political humor? Yeah, yeah. I'm dropping some political shit on you. Have you ever seen the shape
Starting point is 01:25:51 of Roger Stone? Well, mail a report. I don't know, Roger. I don't know. I don't follow it. He's got a weird shaped head. Like, look at the street shark's nose on its side
Starting point is 01:25:59 and that's the shape of his head. Yeah, man. I think out of all politic, I think Roger Stone politic would be right up your alley. Oh, yeah. You'd fall in love with him, champ. Joe B., look at his head.
Starting point is 01:26:17 I've been looking for some politic. Look at his fucking head. Jesus Christ. Oh, all right. You see what he means means he's a pinhead you're not supposed to call him that you can't call him that now all of his hair is in like
Starting point is 01:26:34 it's all running from his face like up towards the top him and Trey Gowdy should have like a buddy comedy movie where they like find the missing Constitution page. Yeah, he's a pinhead, Dave. You can't call him that.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Take it back. Take it back. Dave, can you bleak that out? Bleak it out? Bleak it out, please. I feel like I'm having some panning issues. Are you having panning issues? I think you're just too high.
Starting point is 01:27:04 I took that one hitter yesterday, and I think you're still coming down from it. How many colors do you see right now? I see six colors right now. You're fucking out of shit. You might have panning disease. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:27:16 All right, Dave, what do you got? I don't know. I'll play this. I'll play this. The Dole Bowl Cook? Hey, hey. Dole Bowl Plank? Plank 64 in the Cook? Hey, hey. Dole Bowl Plank? Plank 64 in the hexagram.
Starting point is 01:27:27 You want a Dole Bowl Plank? Is this new? Yeah, this is... You want a Plank shaped like a Dole Bowl? I think it's pretty new. I got it from Mr. Alex Homan last time I saw him. Nice. And I think it's a self-release tape, just like a short, very limited 20 copies maybe.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Okay. Is this Alex Holman's solo? I got number 20 out of 20. Lucky number. Wow, good for you. I think. Unless, I don't know. This is very, is 2020 the name of the tape?
Starting point is 01:27:59 20 slash 20? No, the tape's called. I don't know. Yeah, the tape's called 20 slash 15. No, the tape's called 20 slash 15. No, the tape's called Crossing the Great Stream. Oh, yeah, it's on the spine here. Yeah, so you got it. Let me see that.
Starting point is 01:28:13 So is it 20, 20 tapes? Me neither. Number 15, is it 20 out of 20? I don't get it. Oh, it's on the spine. Yeah, look at the spine where it says 20 out of 20. You look confused, Dave. Are you okay? You're sweating. Oh, it's on the spine. Yeah, look at the spine where it says 20 out of 20. You look confused, Dave. Are you okay?
Starting point is 01:28:26 You're sweating. Oh, it does say 20 because that's printed. It looks like it says 20 out of 20, but it's printed. That's a good point. It's printed. It's printed, so that wouldn't be. He wouldn't have printed it out. Alex Homan.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Hand it over, lads. He wouldn't have printed out 20 different covers. No, no. No one would. So I think the label's called 2020. Okay. So you got this picture on the cover here. I guess it's the Alamo right after the attack.
Starting point is 01:28:52 Rest in peace. Again with the Alamo? It's some kind of place. Come up, get a pint of ale! I wish you could have a bit of that! No, we don't Don't get as much people Asking for dragon's claw around here I love the drums
Starting point is 01:29:18 Listen, stop it I have a declaration I've come to a conclusion? I've come to a conclusion. I think he's cracked this one. All come to order. All right. I declare that the label is called 2020, and this, Plague 64 and the Hexagrams Crossing the Grey Stream,
Starting point is 01:29:41 is the label's 15th release. Okay. I declare it here, and I make it so. Eddie opposed. Eddie, you wish to challenge me? Nay. It's late. It's late.
Starting point is 01:29:56 I'm going to have to work here until 2 in the morning, but I don't care. Seventh year. Number seven. Number seven. You know that Beatles song? Number seven. Keep getting better. seventh year number seven number seven you know that Beatles song number seven keep getting better
Starting point is 01:30:10 yeah what's your favorite thing about it Joe I don't know I like the the beekeeper I like the goofing off you like the goofing off the best part what's your favorite goofing off my favorite goofing off
Starting point is 01:30:19 what's your biggest favorite goofing off when Dave does funny stuff oh my god when Dave's goofing off yeah I love Dave's goofing off Dave what's your biggest favorite goofing off? When Dave does funny stuff. Oh, my God. When Dave's goofing off? Yeah, I love Dave's goofing off. Dave, what's your favorite thing? Right now? You can say me, too.
Starting point is 01:30:31 This is my favorite thing right now. This drum rate. God. I'm a villain. That was better than anything the locusts ever did Yeah God it is They had good haircuts though They did it
Starting point is 01:30:56 They revolutionized haircuts The Beatles or the locusts? Oh both of them Those mop top British lads And those San Diego Jacks Maybe I could never see a locust haircut Because they had costumes on. I thought I was going to be a man of people.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Bugs. My favorite thing is all the outsiders getting their rocks off listening to this shit. Mikey, are those real bugs? Playing those instruments? Gotta put up those real bugs playing those instruments. Gotta put in my ear bugs. Ear bugs. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:31:30 Put in my ear bugs. Got them. Now, what are you going to play, Mike? Are you pressuring me while I'm playing with my soundboard? Oh, see, there's something wrong with my headphones, Dave. What's going on?
Starting point is 01:31:42 My right ear. Let's figure out this cans. I'm jiggling the cords over here. Does it make it any better? It's something wrong with my headphones, Dave. What's going on? My right ear. Let's figure out if this cans. I'm jiggling the cords over here. Does it make it any better? Something I just did made it come in a little bit. It's all right. We'll figure it out. It's the end of the episode.
Starting point is 01:31:54 We'll have a tech day tomorrow. Figure that out in year eight. We'll do a tech day. My right keeps cutting in and out. We'll take everything out of the room. Dust everything off. That's why I felt like things were panning. But it's because my right keeps...
Starting point is 01:32:07 But I don't think it's anything there. I think it's this cord. I think it's because Mike lets his kids come in here and play. Gotta get rid of those fuckers every once in a while. Tell them to stop picking at my pop guard here. They get right up on it. Oh, it's all chewed on.
Starting point is 01:32:20 I know. Chewing on it. Damp. It gets damp. All right, let's fill it. Damp. It gets damp. All right. Let's fill it up. Wasteland Jazz Unit. More jazz?
Starting point is 01:32:31 More jazz. Let me tell you. Hold on. This is subversive. Hold on. Is this political jazz? No. It's subversive in another way.
Starting point is 01:32:39 They put jazz in the name. So you think, oh, jazz. I like jazz. I love jazz. I love jazz. One martini, please. What did you say? One martini, please.
Starting point is 01:32:53 One more something. What kind of jazz do you like? I'm not even sure what this could have been. It could have been titty. One more titty. No, that's what I said. Oh, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Waitress, one more titty, please. I like this one, too. Come on. You think it's going to be jazzed like that, right? Come on. The vocal harmonies in this one. Oh, and then that harsh noise part.
Starting point is 01:33:34 And the Indian drums. The tabla player that's playing fast as shit. I'm making a mixtape of this shit. You think it's going to be jazz, and you're going to... But then it's just a bunch of distorted junk blowers. Dicking around again. Junk blowers, distorted junk blowers,
Starting point is 01:34:12 never had a lesson. Baa! Baa! Never had a lesson. Never listened to the greats. This kid just came out on Oxen. Or maybe I have a note or two about it Or maybe I don't
Starting point is 01:34:27 No notes John Lorenz and John Rich Two fellas named John from Cincinnati There was a special version of this Came out with a bunch of all medals and points Very scary, I'm not going to touch it So I didn't want it Got the regular edition
Starting point is 01:34:40 Give me the, you know what I say Special edition all spiky and point Give me the regular one, yeah. Give me the, you know what I say, special edition, all spiky and point. Give me the regular. That's my joint. And, yeah, I do a little musical improv on the side. I like how he hasn't set this one up, though. Whoa, we're happy. You want a cake to plunge?
Starting point is 01:35:05 Presto! What are these people out of their minds? Now I'm thinking a toilet bowl cake might not be that bad. Pizza, pizza, pizza! You want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl? Wasteland Jazz, who hasn't put anything in, they used to put a lot of stuff out. A lot of stuff out. One probably went to grad school or something like that.
Starting point is 01:35:25 I know your mustache is gold. We've got a real job. I bet you one of the Johns went to grad school and the other John just laid low, played a little N64, waited for it all to blow over. Now they're back. Ah. Ah. Ah. Boo-boo.
Starting point is 01:35:40 No, it had cake crumbs in it. No, señor. No, señor. No, it had cake crumbs in it. No, señor! No, señor! No, señor! No, señor! All right. You ready to end this 140 out, bro? I'd love to.
Starting point is 01:35:54 The boys. 45. All right, let's play these. 47. Two. I like how that's a big masonic number. Condescending two. right two yo yo hit it hit it off talk to the ladies well chilling over here with max we maxing out we doing it big like yo the ladies look at us and want to say, what's up, guys?
Starting point is 01:36:26 What's up with us? Going on a double date, maybe a double deck of butts. What's up? You're so sick like pups. I got bit by a spider. Yo, success, smoke, Buddha bless. Low, so crisp. What more?
Starting point is 01:36:42 Much, wait, let's see. Simple but complex. My fault, let me forget these breaths I'm at my desk, I'm at my fest, I write in the park As I spark an L, jump off the L, smile and freestyle I have a dream to rise supreme, hip-hop is all I love But I like rock and roll, No sweat. I eat groceries like you. If you frontin', who gives a fuck? I spread rumors, though we don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:37:11 I'm watching Saturday Night Live. I'm alive. Yo, these rhymes will arrive in your brain. I'm not starvin'. I roll harvestin'. I have a crazy arm. Oh, yeah. You know who's here.
Starting point is 01:37:30 How I got killed in the wrong place. That was an alias. He was an alien. New day, 2018. Step into the 2011. What happened? That shit's weird. Yo, that shit's weird.
Starting point is 01:37:49 My real name is Sharkula. She wrote me naked. She was straight naked. I love it, I rock it, a condom. Guess I'm sick. I'm working with the people that know it's the lunatic. Yo, we ain't saying fuck them all. No, we just at the mall being humble
Starting point is 01:38:07 It's the good, I'm used to the one in the Midwest Should appreciate meditation, follow rules, regulations I'm into animations, I need translation In foreign countries, ambitious, and hungry Hungary, Indiana, sporty like a cup hat, a Corvette, a White Sox hat, we bring it to the south and north, you know we do it like that
Starting point is 01:38:31 forget about the east and the west we out here, we don't retest the people that even know we wear sweatpants or some slacks or some jeans or windbreakers rich or dead, I go to yeah here we go with some jeans and windbreakers. Richard Dent. I go to... Yeah. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:38:48 Happened in 2011. Yo. Oh, I made quick sense. You want to check it out? Listen or keep going? Go on. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Check it out. I had no time for him Hamburger head artists That don't wanna do it like we The beats are dope My brain is salad dressing Yo, I'm kicking rhymes in the quicksand Circumstances
Starting point is 01:39:19 The promotions are like a Zoo man A woman, street routine balance like beam. I make mega cream. Peace to everybody. You know what I mean. More skills. Windmills.
Starting point is 01:39:33 Chill. Chillin' with my friend. He's for real. Backs like head drums. Ladies, love him. It's right. It's his business. Not my business.
Starting point is 01:39:45 This is our life. This is how we do our business. Yo, I'm single, ladies. I want to mingle with the guy with the mustache like Pringle. Oh, shit. Ladies, I want to mingle with the guy with the mustache like Pringle. I want to mingle with the guy with the mustache like Pringle. That's the name of the song, though.
Starting point is 01:40:03 Yo, eating a fortune cookie. Or that's China. Oh, check it out, China. What rhymes with that? A combiner. Ain't no perverts. Ladies and gentlemen. They wear skirts.
Starting point is 01:40:21 With no dirt. You know? I know that little signature cheesy laugh is back. As I disrespect myself. Word. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo so Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. Thank you. so so so I'm not sure. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Bye.

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