Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #142 | 5.5.19

Episode Date: May 5, 2019

Breakdancing Ronald Reagan, Bridle, Shredded Nerve, Channelers, C. Reider, Pal+, Connect_icut, Weyes Blood, Naturescene, Huxley Maxwell, Mdou Moctar, and AceGawd.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some Kaseem's. We're gonna play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're gonna play some Kaseem's. They hear him like, We're gonna play some Kaseem's.

They're like, We're gonna play some Kaseem's. We're gonna play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Oh, Jesus Christ. David.

Tab's out. How dare you? How dare you? I got a little gas. Play the theme song again. Tabs out. How dare you? How dare you? I got a little gas. Play the theme song again. Start it over. I want a fresh start, and I'm being serious. You're not going to do it, are you?

Nope. Tabs out, cassette podcast, episode number 142. I am Mike. I'm Dave. Dave's the gross one. He's pigging out over there. It's a rodeo with you, wherever I take you. It's a rodeo with you.

Well, you know, that's my wheelhouse That was disgusting I apologize Not only to I apologize to all four or five of our listeners I'm going to come to you Joe B currently not here I was thinking about it on the way here I like that our show has a B side now

Wow It does have a B side doesn't it Joe b right now i don't want to say too much but he is currently brokering a deal with mers bow for us to be the official mers bow approved podcast the only one and i don't want to say if we got it or not because who knows and when we say official we mean official like like lawfully. Like how a place says their subs are famous. Yeah, exactly. You can't do that unless you go through a certification process. Yeah, man.

A lot of red tape. Toolpole cake. You can't do anything anymore. Too many regulations. You want to go off on that for a minute, man? You want to do your rant? You want to play some tapes? Yes. All right. I'm going to start off. I'm want to play some tapes? Yes.

All right. I'm going to start off. I'm going to start off with two of them. Is that all right with you? Two? Two. Do it. I don't care.

The first one. We got this breakdancing Ronald Reagan tape the other day. It's called Horsh Noise. You like Horsh Noise? A little bit. It's called Horsh Noise. It's got a label called Self. I'm kind of over it.

You're over it. So I actually like like it now i started out not liking it on self-sabotage yeah this person self-sabotage sent us a bunch of stuff of uh this came out i think last year 2018 i think it came out that is last year you're right thanks man i've been my, I got a brand new calendar. It's got all the months. Jonathan Cash is this person. At least that's what he says. Come on in, Dave. This guy's one of those, like, he's a goofball. You know who he is?

You ever see that movie Teen Witch? Yes. He's like the younger brother. You remember the younger brother in Teen Witch? I don't know him, really, but I know he's a goofball, and I know he works blue. And I don't need to work blue I know he's a goofball and I know he works blue and I don't need to work blue but this tape Harsh Noise

it's got a good Black Hole Sun cover on it oh yeah not gonna play that though I got it queued up right now let's just put it on right now while we're still here live and in charge let me put it on the right side I like this track. Let's listen to it.

Oh, Jesus Christ. That's loud. Wow, that's loud. Hold on, I like this part that's coming up. That's not me. That's on the tape. All right, fade us out.

Let's play this tape. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. There it is. I just wanted to play that. I thought that was cute. I like the crowd booing. The booing, yeah. Because they go, that harsh noise part, that was good. But then the next one, nah. Nah.

Not as good. Didn't like it. You just got to give it your all. You know, the crowd can tell. I love the artwork for this because the font usage makes me think it's going to be something else. It's like the graphic designer is playing a prank. Look on the inside. It's beautiful, Dave.

It's like a postcard. All right, let's play some more. I already know what I want to play next. Mike, you're just too quick for me. I'm sorry. Am I going? I had a lot of coffee a little bit ago. Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm ready. I'm supercharged, Dave. I'm going. Am I going? I had a lot of coffee a little bit ago. Yeah. I'm working on it.

I'm kind of. I'm ready. I'm supercharged, Dave. I'm going a little slower. Yeah? Should we? How do we slow it down? Do you want to slow it down?

Do you got a tape that can slow it down? I'm slow. Well. You trying to fuck with the effects? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it doesn't work. Jamie must have been over here fucking with it.

Yeah. Fuck that, dude. What do you got got what do you have that can slow it down shit all up uh you want to ran on that for a while do you want to take jamie out for what do you want to talk about him for a while okay no i don't i don't dwell bonus per game but you will not forget you'll forgive but you will not forget dave is known for not forgetting things that's not true actually that's not true you're dumb as shit you always forget stuff oh oh oh bing bing bing bing so many flags what do you got uh i think i'll play this bridal tape. That was fun going right into that tape, just doing that little quick one.

I had fun doing that. That's because it's different. It's different than what, yeah. I like to spice things up. I'm going to play this bridal tape. Bridal. I think it's self-released. Forward motion plus volume one.

Something plus volume. Forward motion plus volumeleased. Forward Motion plus Volume 1. Something plus Volume 1. Forward Motion plus Volume 1. Forward Motion plus Volume 1. Like, is it two different things that's on one tape? Is Volume 1... Well, plus is spelled out. So I think it's Forward Motion plus... How do they spell it?

Volume 1. How do they spell plus? So... You don't know how to read, do you, Dave? No. So it comes with this nice vellum J card. Let me see that vellum J card. With some weirdly current text. Oh, yeah.

The text is... Oh, this looks awesome. Yeah, it's that. The only problem with the vellum is getting a good fold here. Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, you're not going to get a good fold. This looks tight, though. I like this.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's self-released. It's a very simple thing, using the vellum for the J card. Or maybe it's not, because now it says hurtcollection at Gmail at the bottom. Wait, it's got an email address now? Hurtcollection. So I don't know if this is self-released or not. I only thought it was

self-released because the Bandcamp code is for... Don't give out the code. I'm not going to. Yeah, that's illegal. So I don't know what Hurt Collection is. Yeah, what is that? I'm not gonna... Oh, you're not looking it up right now? Well, I am looking it up, but I'm not gonna

share. You're not gonna... Okay, okay. I am looking it up, but I'm not going to share. You're not going to... Okay, okay. I'm looking it up, but I'm not going to share. Is it on your screen right now? Can I come over and look? No. I can't. You will never let me look at your screen since that one time.

Since that one time, we're not allowed to talk about it. I have a non-disclosure. Let me see that. And who is this? Who is this bridal? That's legal, too, just so you know. I don't know. I don't know. You don't know?

No, I'm not sure. I'm going to look it up right now, but I'm not going to tell you. You're being very secretive tonight, but I like it. I like it. It's almost like a sexual thing. No, this is some project from Texas. That's all I really know. Now I can't tell if you're just making all this up

because you really don't want to tell. Well, I guess you're just never going to know. Jesus Christ. I'm telling the truth. Maybe I'm not. I hope it keeps you up at night. Dave, I haven't slept in weeks. Everything keeps me up.

I'm going to play another... What was that? As soon as I get to sleep. Goodbye. I'm going to play another scary one. That first one, the harsh noise. I'm scared of it. I'm going to admit it.

That keeps me up. I'm going to play this new Shred It nerve tape that came out. I'm going to ask you, Dave, what the frick is on this cover? Whoa. What is that? From here, it either looks like a weird dong. It's a dong, right? Like a weird one, though.

Like a weird dong. And somebody's talking on it. Somebody's trying to get it to work. Is it wrapped in electrical tape? I think it's got... I wasn't even thinking electrical tape. I was thinking like a black latex. It's like a Magnum condom, right?

Those are the big ones, right? Are those the biggest? It almost looks like somebody, but like a trash bag pulled really tight. You would love that, wouldn't you? You would love it. That's what it was. It's a double tape. It's in the double tall Norelco guys. Well, they needed to accommodate the cover.

You can fit that dick on a regular... No, no. Regular J-Card, that kind of dong? Not a chance, brother. I'm surprised this isn't a triple tape. You get the nuts in there. Yeah, you can't shrink that down. That's as low as possible size.

You take it to Staples and it just goes no it feels any smaller i wouldn't even think it was a don it's impossible yeah it's impossible to make it smaller i don't know what that is fucking maybe it's a duck yeah uh this tape is called attempting an exit it's a double tape i don't know which I guess that you're supposed to because there's side a side B side C side D But they don't tell you which ones which there's just these abstract friggin labels on here No, no, not a chance Not a chance I guess you could if you wanted to if you were a

Maniac and you wanted to count the tracks as you listen to them and like take notes and count the tracks as you listen to them and take notes. Count the tracks as you listen to them? Memorize the names of the tracks? Because side C and side D are one track on each. But A has three and B has three. Yeah. So if you want to sit there... Actually, you know what? That sounds pretty easy to figure out. Not changing my mind. It's easy

to figure out, but I don't know which one I'm going to play. I'm going to play one of them. Do you ever pay attention to the names of songs? What, on these frigging noise cassettes? No, on just the music in general. Like if you're listening to a record that you've had for like six months, do you like, oh, what's the name of the song? No, I don't think I've ever done that.

No, I don't do that. No. Like I said, I'm a man of mystery. I like the mystery. I don't know any song names. I mean No, I don't do that. No. Like I said, I'm a man of mystery. I like the mystery. I don't know any song names. I mean, I know song names of people. I don't talk about them enough. I know Teen Spirit.

But I don't commit it. I know Teen Spirit because everybody talked about that in the 90s, but it's the only one I know. Yeah. And I don't even know which Nirvana song that is. Yeah, I just never... I don't care. I don't care about lyrics.

I don't care about song titles, really. I just like... I like the tunes, man. Give me the tunes i feel like you're constantly on on the on the edge of a of a rant the only time i hate lyrics is when i can't make a word out yeah well when i hate i hate lyrics when i think i make a word out but it makes the the line sound so stupid that i have to look it up to make sure that that's not what it is. Okay. But so that's the only thing you hate? Yeah. So like racism, it's

totally cool with you. Well, I mean, I don't really pay attention to the lyrics, so come on. What thousands of dead gods is this? It's got a release number. I just want something that makes me laugh. Like Weird Al. Yeah, like a Weird Al. We all agree we want Weird Al.

Yeah. Justin Lakes is who this is, by the way, if I didn't say that. And he runs this label, which is also a store, I believe with Matt Belecki, right? Yes. Scant. I think they run that dope-ass shop in New York. They run a dope shop. You can do that these days.

All right, you want to play these two? Yeah. All right. What are you playing again? Bridal. Br run a dope shop. You can do that these days. All right, you want to play these two? Yeah. All right. What are you playing again? Bridal? Bridal. Bridal. Shredded Nerve.

Shredded Nerve. Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. I'm sorry. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 🎵 Thank you. The THE END I don't know. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so uh Thank you. so

so so so so so so uh so Okay. All right, Mike, enough. Down boy. Down boy. Bridal.

Where did it nerve? What was the name of the bridal table? It was long and complicated. Yeah, I forget. Dude, you don't even want to do it again, do you? Something volume one. You tried to do it earlier. You passed out.

Forward motion plus volume one. There it is. I don't like math. And we're going with self released are we yeah that's where I'm landing that's where I'm landing shredded nerve attempting an exit very scary I think

I think a skin graft tape came out perhaps with this one maybe something else I don't really remember I'm too scared to look and now I think we can move on to play some more do you do you really uh do you remember the younger brother from teen witch you really do yes richie was his name yeah i feel like i saw that movie not too long ago actually did you really yeah good for you

all right davey boy uh i don't know if this was in the shredded nerve tape but it's just a cut out of a word masculine in all capital letters. Or maybe that's something that you have around here for fun. No, I was actually... I'll explain. That's with my personal stuff. That's a big masonic number. All right, Davey boy.

Okay. Pick a tape. Oh, you want me to go? Play a freaking tape, man. Go for it. Why not? Just do it, man. Just do it, man. Just. Pick a tape. Oh, you want me to go? Play a freaking tape, man. Go for it. Why not? Fuck. Just do it, man.

Just do it, man. Just do whatever you want. Who cares anymore? Okay. What do you got? Let's play this channeler's tape. Let's do it.

It's a tape that came out on Inner Islands. I've had this for a little bit. Been trying to... What have you been doing to it? Trying to get around to playing it.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Shit, just life just getting in the way just getting in the fucking man fucking name man tape is called entrance to the next that's interesting we just played that uh short nerve tape it was called attempting an exit entrance to the next play that fucking door sound clip right now david i'll punch you i'm on the wrong screen. Don't punch me, though. I'm very fragile. Alright, I won't. You are. Yeah, right. You bat me around like a fish.

Like a big grizzly. Fragile. Get out of here. Yeah, I really like the artwork on this. It's pretty good. It's just a It's a freaking door. Yeah, nice freaking door on a soft pink background

there's something there's some uh foliage or some uh what do you think's growing there vines growing around the uh the molding some vines huh you think that's and the sun's outside a nice blue sky you described it let me tell you right now for those listening you should be thanking Dave. He described that perfectly. Perfectly. The inside of the J card is a view from the other side of the door. That's cool.

You flip it and it looks like you're in some kind of a void. You're just floating in blue. That's scary. Yeah, it's very scary. Both of them are kind of a void. There's like a pink void and a blue one. Ah, gender reveal. Give me that. Who is Chandler or Chandlers? Yeah, it's very scary. Both of them are kind of a void. There's like a pink void and a blue one. Huh, gender reveal.

Give me that. Who is Chandler or Chandlers? Is it plural? Chandlers. Chandlers, like from Friends. Oh, yeah. They had a monkey on that show, right? Did they?

I don't really know much about it. I don't know. I don't either. I'm a mad about you man, Dave. Chandlers. So this is Chandler from Friends? Chandlers from Friends. This is beautiful.

Who put this out? Inner Island. I was just going to fucking guess Inner Islands. I can always tell. You can always, a tape man can spot an Inner Island from a mile away. It's beautiful. I think Chandlers is like an Oakland solo thing. Oh yeah? Yeah. Sounds cool, Dave. Sounds real fucking cool. You think Chandler's is like an Oakland solo thing. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Sounds cool, Dave. Sounds real fucking cool. You think, though, right? Yeah. I've got some other stuff on Inner Islands, I think. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this question.

Did you ever get to that screen with the sound effect for the door? No, I can't find it. You're still not there, huh? Yeah, I don't know where it is. Should we wait around or should I move on? You can wait around if you want. How long do you think it's going to be? It's hard to say. If you had to guess.

I'll move on. I'm going to play this tape by C. Ryder. That's C, period. R-E-I-D-E-R. Tape's called, it's actually called, and there's little pauses in the beginning. A Trustable Cloud. Self-release tape

that just came out. Oh. Oh. No more. No more. No more. Stop it. Goodbye.

Hey, mister. That's my favorite one. I think this dude's from Colorado. Right? He just... This is a... Maybe. This is a tape that he made. I think it's... I could

look it up, but I don't feel like going there right now. The information is all on his bandcamp. I think he just used different websites with like... I use different websites all the time. But not like this. For a while, I was only using one. Which one? Which one, if you don't mind me asking?

Yahoo. Does anybody use Yahoooo anymore i do were you um i just like i like the i like to uh surf around yahoo yeah yeah you got the you got the news you got the entertainment section you ever tempted to click crosswords you ever tempted to click on the links go to a a new site? No, that's too much. I haven't thoroughly explored Yahoo yet. There's a lot to see still. I feel like every day I go in, there's something else.

What a world you live in. Good for you. I'm starting to do some different ones now. Some different what? Some different websites. Like what? You know, just different ones. You remember the Yip Yips from Sesame Street?

Yeah. I'm going to play something on this tape that reminds me of that. Okay, I like that. But yeah, something about clouds. This tape's about clouds or something. You ready to play these, brother? Okay. And then I think maybe Joe B will get here. We'll do the B side. Are you okay? You ready to play these, brother? Okay. And then I think maybe Joe B. will get here.

We'll do the B side. Hmm. Are you okay? You having a good time, Dave? I'm a little bit too high, but yes, I'm having a good time. Don't say that. The fucking cops are going to show up now. Play the fucking tapes.

My mom's downstairs, man. Thank you. Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. The Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. I'm going to go to bed. uh I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. I thought we were ready. I'm just kidding. Joe B's here. Turn the music down and my headphones will be. Ladies and gentlemen, we're on the B side. Joe B. Hey. Everyone wants to know, how did the meeting go B side. Joe B. Hey.

Everyone wants to know, how did the meeting go? The meeting went well. Yeah. What did Merzbaugh say? What did he say? He said yes. Yes. You know what?

I knew he would go for it. I love when he says yes. There's one thing I like, Joe, is when Merzbaugh says yes. Joe B. doesn't strike me as a man who knows about the funny Merz Bow-ness that's been going on today. Oh, no, I don't. Well, you know how there's a freaking Merz Bow podcast, right? No. Okay.

Joe's off the grid. Joe's off the grid. He's been going outside. Is this more about your Twitter thing with Merz Bow? No, no, no. Is this more about that? No, I don't know what you're talking about. This is...

Gray from Conjuritic Sound and Mike Connelly have been doing a Merzcast. Merzcast. There's also another Merzbell podcast. Two. You know how when we started the cassette podcast, there was like spools out? Yeah.

No, that didn't come until later. Get out of here. They don't count. Bah. You know nothing. Too mean. So anyway. Okay, so those guys.

Merzbell is pissed. He's pissed. Is Merzcast, they just play his material? They just talk about it. They don't even play it, I think. I think they just talk about it. They just talk about. Each episode, they pick an album.

Oh, okay. And they have a guest and they talk about it. Oh, okay. But Merzbell is not happy about it. He is not happy about it. Yes, it is Merzbell disapproved. You cannot have it. Did he tweet. But Merzbell is not happy about it. He is not happy about it, yes. It is Merzbell disapproved. You cannot have it. Did he tweet something out? He did.

He also... He made like a formal statement? He did. He... He said he's... He said, I think there was a language barrier. No. In the meeting to me, he said, hi. And that means yes. I knew we should have brought this up.

All right, we're ready to play some tapes. Oh, I still don't know what you're talking about. You still don't know what I'm talking about? There's a Merz. What do you mean? So anyway, Joe, it landed on Merzbow saying, I guess they're allowed to still do it, but they can't use any official

material like photos that are in his records or any text from his records. This is the only place, by the way, you're going to hear this. And they have to display that it's Merzbow disapproved. Which is why

now you can understand why we sent you to make sure we were to get blessed. I just gave him the letter that you gave me and he read it and then he said yes. I put a lot of work into that letter. I put a lot of time into that letter. I didn't read the letter

you told me not to read it. You weren't supposed to read it. Merzbaugh blocked Mike on Twitter. He did? Yeah he blocked me on Twitter. Why not? I'm a goofball I'm scooping he did block me on Twitter because the thing well I tweeted that I I tweeted that I said I called by Merzugh called me and asked me to be the and asked me to be the person in charge of making sure things are Merzbaugh approved or not

and then he responded who called you it's a lizard and I said Merzbaugh called me maybe you heard of me it's a pretty big deal and he blocked me wow I think I he's gonna blacklist this podcast now i think he should

unblock i hope we don't get blacklist in this fucking noise community yeah i don't know what i would do now oh that's a big problem all right let's play some tapes okay why don't you go joe b me yeah you play something you and davey play something because i yeah i am all the i got something special coming up all right all right. All right. Let's see. I'm going to play this POW Plus. What is all this stuff? It was POW Plus. Kinetic Dreams.

More Plus. Dave played a Plus tape. What is all this stuff? Do you want us to catch you up on what we've played so far? Yeah. We played Breakdancing Ronald Reagan on Osprey's Amigos. Breakdancing Ronald Reagan. Yeah, which is a disgrace to the present.

You shouldn't do it. Yeah. It's illegal. It was funny and it's called Harsh Noise because it is Harsh Noise. Oh. This bridal tape. It's got a vellum cover. I see that.

We played this. This is not in order, but this Chandler's tape, there's a door on it. Pink. Looks cool. Dave, that's your cue when I say there's a door. I'm on a different screen.

He's been on a different screen all night. What's that mean? Is that like some lingo? No, he's literally got a different screen open on his laptop. Sea Rider. Taped by clouds. Shredded nerve. What's that double tape?

Shredded nerve? Yeah, big dick on it. It looks phallic. Yo, is that a big dick? What do you mean it looks phallic? My eyesight isn't as good these days. You got a glaucoma. I got the dick right up to your face then.

I got the cataracts too. What, those too? Yeah. You can just get those cut out. Oh, yeah. I just have to get surgery. I just have to do it. Why is he hurting him upside down?

Do you see which way the dick hangs? No, I don't. I honestly don't. Which way does that dick hang? Where's the balls and where's the head? That's what we hit. Well, the head has a garbage bag on it and the balls, you need a triple tape to do it.

Yeah, you can't fit the balls on that one. We already talked about that. Yeah, I don't know what's going on here. I can see the fingers. It's like a grid pattern if you want. Maybe some underwear. I'm not sure what I see. Dull ball cake.

All right, what are you doing? All right, I'm going to play the PAL Plus tape. What are these people out of their minds? On this race, Amigos. That bridal tape is the one to play the Pal Plus tape. What are these people out of their mind? That bridal tape is the one that had the plus in it. Kinetic Dreams. This is on OTA, right? Yeah, OTA.

Hell yeah, man. I'm always down to play some OTA. What's it got, a crazy cover that's like... Oh no, that's just a photocopy, huh? Normally they make those special one-off covers. Not this time. Not this time. Got ya. What a thing.

All tracks composed and produced by Fernando Silva. 2016, 2018. I see you looking at this space. I want to also go back quickly that Bridal

is someone from Texas and Chandler's is Sean Conrad and he did the artwork too. Now we got that in there. We didn't say any. We left it all out earlier, Joe.

We didn't have you here. Gotcha. I'm just relieved that you got it up. I'm relieved that you're relieved because I'd never know. I'm relieved that you're relieved. Because I'd never know. Pass me this tape. Alright. And then

Davey Boy. Yes. Woody. I'll play What are you going to play? I'll play some Earth Eater. Too scary. Yeah. From this Doom Mix, Volume 3. What are you talking about about we played that last time

I played it we played the Earth Eater track? yeah we played the first two tracks on this tape Earth Eater so it doesn't just happen to me it only took 142 episodes are you not a listener? no I don't really pay attention very much

you want to play it again? fine it's a good track I'll fucking play it again it slaps let to play it again? Fine. It's a good track. I'll fucking play it again. It slaps. That shit slaps. Let's play it again. No, I'll just sit this one off. Wait a minute. I thought you left this tape at the bike project. Huh? I thought you left this tape at the bike project. No.

What is going on? No, he got this out of the mailbag. Yeah, and then you left it at the bike shop. Well, then you must have re-given it to me then. Because I had it at home. He had it at home. shop. Well, then you must have re-given it to me then. Because I had it at home. He had it at home. I'm so confused. Yeah, let's fucking play it again, man.

Who cares? I'll just set this one out. I swear I played it right. I know I did. I think you did. The Earth Eater track? Really? Most definitely the Earth Eater.

It slaps. Are you sure that wasn't with Jamie? Fuck, was it with Jamie? Oh, yeah. So what happens then? Oh no, you're right. We closed with Earthy. It's because it was the last track. That's probably why. You passed out well before that.

You got your pills tonight? You got your pills? No, I left those at home again. Shit. You know you get swole if you don't take those off. Dave. Oh, he's done. Yeah, I'll just sit this one out. That's fine.

So you're saying we're not going to play the RTD tape? No, we already did. Shit. Two of the tapes I picked for tonight's episode we played before. Are you serious? Yeah, me too. 50%. That's pretty good, Joe. That's pretty good.

Well, the thing is, I expect that from... We're running out. We're running out of tapes. We're running out of episodes. That can't be true. We're getting so many. You know,

it's because they were both rewound. So I looked, I was like, well, we didn't play this tape. Because the tape, you know what I mean it looks fresh so I think it just I don't know what happened alright you guys Dave

you sure you don't want to play have we ever not played someone on this show like if we went to go play a tape and then it didn't happen yes we have I think that happened before yeah we're gonna edit all this do you want to grab something else or no you go ahead buddy you go and then we'll figure it out I think that happened before. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to edit all this. Do you want to grab something else, sir? No, you go ahead, buddy.

You go, and then we'll figure it out. All right. You go, and then I'll do something next. Does that mess up your special thing that you wanted to do? No. No, I can play two right now. I can play two right now. I can play another one. I can play a different tape.

Oh, you got a different one? Yeah, I got another one over here. I thought I... I'm a little confused, because I thought that's... I'm a little bit higher than I should be right now, so'm still i think you're handling yourself great all right i'm gonna play this connecting fine connecticut you're with friends connecticut it's pronounced no wait hold on hold on wait are you serious are you serious yes i don't think no let me say no i think you know we listened to it at my house the other day but i don't think we actually played this you guys

hanging out and also listening to tapes together? Just the two of you? It's very rare, but it will happen every once in a while. But it's very rare. Ooh, I like this gold on there. It's very nice, right? I'm pretty sure you said that the first time we played it. I have no memory of this.

Well, I mean, you also. That doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean shit, man. But this is nice. I'm looking through episode 140. It's a hard one to Google because they spell it weird. Ooh, is that gold circle? I think we have played this.

No, we haven't played it. They're all the same. I think you made... I just searched the... Unless we played it a long time ago. No, this is a new tape. It might be that the time we spent listening to Eros was so special to me that I have just confused it with this podcast.

It's very rare, Joe, me, and Dave. I don't like that the spine is what I would call upside down. What are you talking about? Yeah, I hate that shit, too. Yeah. As it's very rare that me and you will listen to tapes together outside this podcast. It's very rare.

I don't know. It seems like it happens all the time. No, it's very rare. No, it's usually just something else if we're hanging out. I just put on music on the internet. I love internet music. I love internet music. We were talking about sites earlier.

What site do you want? No, it doesn't matter. The A site. I'm going to play a little bit of the A site. All right. So not our theater, right? Not our theater. This is Connecticut.

So it's C-O-N-N-E-C-T and then an underscore I-C-U-T, right? Yeah. No darkness. Connect, I cut. Connecticut. It's called No Darkness with a question mark? Beautiful black paper with gold printing. It's this beautiful black craft paper.

It's not gold printing, Joby. We're talking about gold foil stamping. Gold foil stamping. All right. Nice. This person. I'm not gold printing, Joby. We're talking about gold foil stamping. Gold foil stamping? Alright, nice. This person... I'm not an industry guy. And look at the score on the paper.

And all the gold text. You know, here's what I think. Is there a name for that type of scoring? What, the hard score? We'd spell the hard score. Didn't you say you were going to mine this J card for its gold already? Didn't you say you were going to like mine this j card for its gold already didn't you say that yeah i did you said that i do feel like that yeah but did we play another

tape that had like a gold circle on it because then i think you made a a comment about what's the label would they do the circle i don't know n? We need some super fans to figure this out. Oh, yeah. It did have a circle. I think that was another tape, though. Dave, quit going on sites. I was searching the second page of our archives just to make sure. And what'd you find?

No hits. Control F, no hits on the first one or the second one. Okay. It had to be something different. Fascinating material. Okay. Okay. It had to be something different. All right. So what are we planning? Fascinating material.

Connecticut. Vancouver. You ain't going to hear this shit on no Merzbowl podcast, by the way. Yeah. And this is why Merzbowl is the one. I think we've just done 10 minutes on whether we played this tape and the fact that they played another tape before. Maybe we should just do a whole episode where we just talk about whether or not we played a tape.

Like you could quiz me. Yeah, we could do that. No, not a quiz. Not a quiz. Like a bit. We just go back and forth. I like it. Two hours go by and we just never played anything.

That sounds good. We could do that right now if you wanted to. No, let's not. Let's play these two. Pow Plus and Connecticut. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I am the light of the world. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There we go. Pal Plus Connecticut. Is that how you say the one?

Connecticut? Connecticut? I don't know. That one's on, it's not self-release. It's on a label called Agoo. Okay. Agoo from New Jersey they're from. Agoo.

I used to work at the Agoo factory in New Jersey. I love Agoo. I love fresh Agoo. 25 years and they closed it down Fresh Agu Yeah you can't do it any other way Fresh canned Agu There's no other way to do it

My grandma makes it real Three healthy meals Right out of the can Go careful These pots up here Haley I know man Can we get someone to come in here and clean them I have that kind of money careful. That was harsh noise. Yeah, there's these pots up here, Haley. They're really I know, man. You need to wiggle them a little bit more. Can we get someone to come in here and clean them? Yeah.

I have that kind of money. I know I have a guy who comes in and cleans them. What's Jamie doing? Jamie's the guy. He's always not cleaning these pots. Well, I came in here one time. I said Jamie, can you do me a favor? Do me a problem. Do me a problem. I said, get in there, clean the cassette deck, clean the mixer. And he's like, alright, yeah, I brought all my tools and everything.

I come back in later, he's in here jerking off his little pecker. He's in here just playing with himself. I said, Jamie, what are you doing? He said, it's part of the process. No, it's not. There's no way it is. He would never do that.

Because I've seen Dave clean these things. Mike's acting all confident right now, but he told me this, and Jamie convinced him it was part of the process, but then I had to explain. Yeah, explain it to me. I can't hear you, by the way. Come forward a little bit. Never mind. Never mind, Haley. You weren't listening

to what I was saying. You're flagged. Alright, I'm flagged. Alright, alright. Let's move on. Can I do my special one now? Finally. I have a real big special one for both you fellas. I'd love to see your big special one. Okay. Don't. The big special. Where are all my tapes?

Today's special. Up your butt. No, really. Where are my tapes? In your peepee. There? Where? I don't know.

This is ruining it. There's too many tapes in here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. There might be too many tapes in this room. So the first tape I'm going to play, I'm going to play this. Oh, Dave, you have.

Where's my Wiseblood tape? Is this it? Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. What's going on? I really thought... I wanted this to be special. I know.

Oh, it's still special. Is it still special? Yeah, but in, like, the bad way. Oh, that makes it even worse. Boo-boo! Wise Blood, Titanic Rising. So here's my... Here, here.

Titanic. All right. Which... So Wise Blood... Wise Blood played VOV a few... Voice of the Valley. Mm-hmm. Noise Rally a few years ago. Mm-hmm. so here's my here here Titanic all right which so why is blood why is but played vov if your voice of the valley noise rally a few years ago maybe like seven or eight years ago or something like that I don't remember but I haven't really had didn't really keep up right right now flash forward years later

years later today or a couple years before today about a month ago a month ago Alex hom's in town. Mm-hmm. Right? He tells me to listen. You're painting me a picture, too. I am. I just want to let you know.

I know. He tells me to listen to that Tim Heidecker podcast, the Office Hours podcast. Okay. I listened to it. The first episode I listened to, Wiseblood's on it. Okay.

I'm going to call Wiseblood. So this is a podcast where they just play music? No, no, no. It's kind of a podcast where they're constantly setting up all their stuff okay yeah and then they played music or wise blood the artist it was very it's very rare for them to play music so they played music or the artist was there with them talking to them both that way okay wait which one start over so anyway i hear the new the new album titanic rising it's called it's on sub pop

it's freaking blowing me away it's the best freaking i'm gonna freaking hurt sub pop yeah like nirvana like no just like nirvana and i here's the thing so i ordered this tape though it fucking gets lost in the post office right it's hanging out in philadelphia it makes its way to philadelphia it's just hanging out there not doing nothing right making me mad making me angry and you could have just downloaded it and i could have just you could have listened to it i of Philadelphia. It's just hanging out there, not doing nothing, right? Making me mad, making me angry. You could have just downloaded it. You could have listened to it like 30 times. I know with these tapes. I don't get it either.

I don't know either anymore. So I email Sub Pop like a lunatic now. I'm like a 40-year-old man like, where's my mail order? Yeah, and it's not their fault that it's stuck at the... Talking to the side of the microphone. Oh my god. They're not their fault that it's stuck at the post office. No, no, no. Oh, my God. It's not their fault that it's stuck at the post office. No, no, no. But I just wanted to know, like, what should I do?

Should I just reorder it again? Oh, my God. Maybe I'm thinking maybe they're going to get the shoot me free copy. You're like 40 years old. I know. Maybe I'm thinking they're going to shoot me a free copy. Okay. Oh, I see what you're saying.

I see. It's like... But either way, I order another copy. That copy comes, and then the next day, the first copy comes. Yeah, that's how it happens. That's how it happens. But either way, that means I got an extra one. Dave, I want to give you that copy.

Oh, that's very nice. But maybe Joe B. wants it, though. Well, don't ruin this. You can work this out later. But I got a whole thing planned. So I'm going to play something on this Wise Blood tape. I got it queued up to a song. It's called, what is it called?

It's called Gold Dinger. No, I think it's called Every Day. Oh. Every Day. It's like the hit probably. Is it the single? It's like the single. I mean, is this poppy?

There's a couple of them. This is the. It's one of them. This is like the main, like this is the pop one. This is the buzz clip. Buzz clip? On 120 Minutes? 120.

All 120. Does that make me a basic B word? Maybe. I don't care. I don't care. It's a good song. I like it a lot. So it's like a song.

Oh, they're all songs. Yeah, they're all songs. They're all songs, Joe. Jesus Christ. You think, I mean, Sub Pop is Nirvana, we said. Of course they're songs. I forgot.

Jesus Christ. Which leads me, that's your gift, Dave. Now, I didn't leave you out. I got something for you. Oh, me too? I found this tape. I love the me too movement. I'm just kidding.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that. You're just kidding. You don't like it, Joe? You don't like it? No, go ahead and explain yourself. I'm sorry I made a joke about it. I'm glad you apologized.

Gotcha. I know they're just going come come down on us hard who is? the women? no it's the listeners in general I'm so sorry I made that joke what are you saying? this nature scene tape I forget where I got this some junk store

oh really this looks cool this is a tape it's a South Carolina educational TV show that ran from 1978 to 2003 called Nature Scene. What's he have in his hand, a turtle? I don't know. It's a lizard. And this is music that was made for the show.

Is he in front of a teepee or a weird tree? I can't tell. I can't tell. Plus there's an octopus. But look at the logo. That'd be a good nature show just this guy walking around just like that's a poison snake it's going through what's this an octopus yeah this logo this is a modern logo. Yeah, they still use that logo, too. And I think South Carolina Public TV uses that SC, where the SC and scene.

How fucking stoked was the person when they made that? Oh, when they, yeah. They probably did it in, like, one movement. Well, the saddest part is I bet they had no one to show. They're a genius like that. A font genius like that. A font genius. Can we please stop shrink wrapping the tapes? You're talking to Sub Pop here,

Dave. That's Nirvana. Yeah, so don't do it. Turtles, man. I can't believe, you know what, Sub Pop PayPal me back for that first copy. Refund me. And that font. The font. Yeah, here's slaps. Get out of here Yeah

I'd slap it But uh It doesn't make me feel special It's like Take the plastic off And throw it out And make it Now I got fresh tape

I mean the whole thing's garbage In the long run Dave I mean come on At least I'm using this For a couple years Yeah you're right You just tear that right off And throw it out

You're only gonna use that Wiseblood tape a couple years It's just for the feeling It's just for the feeling. It's just for the feeling it gives you. Just for the feeling. I think they do it just because the powerful shrink wrap lobby runs big tape. Yeah. So, yeah.

I'm going to play the theme song to nature scene, which I think is still in syndication on some channels. Oh, wow. But, Joby, that's, I know, I mean, let's just fucking say it. You drive a Prius, right? I know you like the environment. I'm a big nature head. You're a huge fucking nature head.

Carpooling. He does that. Yeah. I do the carpool lane. Yeah, I have a carpool. Mm-hmm. It's pretty sweet. What are you getting at?

Four feet. You got a pool in your car. You got a fucking pool in your car. Yeah, it's environmentally. Yeah. It's a salt. It's environmental. Yeah.

It's a salt pool. That's what they told me. All right, let's play this fucking Wise Blood tape. Tape of the year. Nature scene. And then the theme song from nature scene. Sounds good to me. That sounds really...

And boys, I love you boys. I care a lot about you. Thank you, Joe. I do care. Mike, thank you. Oh, God. You couldn't even give me that moment. Love you, Dave.

You couldn't even give me the moment. Too mean. Too rough.. Love you, Dave. You couldn't even give me the moment. Too mean. Too rough. I'm so scared of being alone. It's true, it's true. I see you every day But that's not enough I got this secret Running along a lonely line

Always trying to make my keeper mine It gets me every time Bye. Nowhere Got a lot of things to clear away Got a lot of years of bad love to make okay It gets me every day Then again It might just be me Then again It's not just be me Then again, love's not easy I need love every day All I need On me

True love is making a comeback Only half of us, the rest just stay back Doomed to wander in the world's first rodeo You never let it show We'll see you next time. It's the end of all you love me And I said not to beg Then again you might be right Then again, sweet the night I need love every day

I need Played on my guy For a short time I cannot see My love is blind Play the night God guitar solo Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That little ding at the end, that's something else. There it is, Wise Blood. Wise Blood.

Nature scene. I think the tape sold out, so now who's a dummy for a second copy? You thought I was so stupid? You're, well, sub sub-hop sub-hop trying to pull a ponzi scheme on me think i'm dumb you won i won uh we're getting a phone call in that nature scene that last fucking ding in there that we all we're getting a phone call on the yeah we are let's answer this let's see who we got here on the on the hotline hello hello can we can you speak oh doug caplin calling into the hotline. Oh, my God. Doug Kaplan.

Is this... Are we talking to Doug Kaplan of Hasu Mountain? It's true. You're talking to him himself. It's a really scary day here in America, and I thought that I had to call my friend. Sweet baby Ray. Sweet baby Ray. Okay, well, Doug, why are you giving us a call today, my friend? Well, I'm giving you a call because I'm really afraid that Merzbaugh is going to shut down all of the podcasts in the world.

No, he said yes to me. Yeah, we already had a meeting with him, man. We're Merzbaugh approved. Yeah, by law. You're good? Yeah, no, we're good, man. Thanks. Yeah, we're good.

Under the law, under American law and international law. So what you're getting at is you're calling just to check to make sure we're okay? I'm calling to see if you're okay, but, you know, so I was at this record fair all day. I was selling records. Good for you. And I get home and I go on Twitter and I see that, you know, Robert Beatty, Matt Regula, like... All the all-stars.

It's like the Gretzky jordan of twitter yeah yeah the noise world going on and and then i then i then i i look i look at npr and they're like all the websites are like not loading and i'm like ira glass hasn't tweeted yet today and i'm like is is podcasting done like did did he shut down all the podcasts? I was just really afraid, and I just kind of needed to hear your voice. I'll have you know right now, it'll take much more, our sweet baby Ray's, it'll take

much more than Merzbow to shut down this operation. Also, we're Merzbow approved. What else you got on your mind, Doug? That can't be the only reason you called. I mean, you know, that really was the only reason I called.

What's on my mind? I watched the video of Tiger Village playing in Delaware, but honestly, I was Doug, we're going to have to cut you off. Thanks for giving us a call. We'll talk to you later. Thanks for calling in. All right. I love you too, Doug.

You bring up Tim, though. See ya. I actually, let me for calling in. I love you too, Doug. You bring up Tim, though. See ya. We haven't had a call in a while. Things are really... Did you see this email exchange between Gray and Merzbell? No, you want to read it? Who wants to be Merzbell and who wants to be Gray?

We can read it right now. Stop with that. So it says, I heard that GX talking strong relations between pornography and Merzbow on Merzcast. I would like to delete this episode if it's true. Please do not spread silly old information

of Merzbow. Wait, is the information old or is the information silly? Merzbow is no more interested in pornography. Please consider our recent statement. Yeah, right. And then Gray said, no. And that's it. Whoa, this is so stupid. This is heating up.

By the way, Merzbow. Obviously. Then what happened in the email? Is that the end? Huh? Anything else? No, that's it. Is this a Netflix series? This was 14 minutes.

Oh, maybe my feed isn't refreshed. I think this might be a Merzbaugh podcast now. All right. You ready to play these last few tapes? This is getting too scary. If Merzbaugh was from Germany, where are you going? No, let's say he was from Italy. Is this about how you said it?

That's still like two bad countries. Let's just play the tapes. If he was from Canada and I did a Canadian accent, would you then still be like, you can't do that? Or if he was from Australia and I did an Australian accent. We're absolutely not doing this right now. Oh, my God. I feel like every episode you're We're not wearing an Australian accent. We're absolutely not doing this right now. Oh, my God.

I feel like every episode you're like, you can't say black. This is not going to go well with something. Let's play those tapes. Why do you do this? You show up late, first of all. Even GX is getting into this. They're getting back and forth and heated real bad. Really? What is it? Let me hear it.

Read it. Wait, first of all, Dave, did you hack into their emails? How are you reading this? How are you seeing this? No, it's Twitter drama. I love it. I love Twitter. So, Merzbaugh tweeted

basically the same thing about the pornography thing. And then JX posted back, Dear Masami, first thing I want to say is that I've always loved you and your work. What little time we have been together face to face is what I talked about in the Merz cast. I only spoke the truth. I did not lie about anything. The Merz cast is made by fans who love you and who want to express their love for you

I'm sorry to say that your reaction to this harmless fan project is childish on your part it pains me to say this but you really need to grow up you're coming off as a spoiled child in everyone's eyes if you want to cancel our reissue project then go ahead and do so

if you don't want to work with me again that's fine you obviously hate the people who love you the most. Oh my gosh. Oh, they're... Dear, again, dear, grow up. Stop being childish and let your fans back into your life.

I won't stop being your friend even if you stop being mine. Oh. And then what happened? That's it so far. Refresh it. Hit F5. Wow, that was 10 hours ago.

Hold on. Dave, give yourself a little bit of reverb and read that last few lines again real quick i don't have i think he might be out i won't stop there you go that'll work i won't stop being your friend even if you stop playing mine first thing i want to say is that I've always loved you and your work. With little time we have been together face to face is what I talked about on the Moose podcast. I only spoke the truth. I did not lie about anything. The Moose cast is made by fans who love you and who want to express their love for you.

I'm sorry to say that your reaction to this harmless fan project is childish on your part. It pains me to say this, but you really need to grow up. You're coming off as a spoiled child in everyone's eyes. If you want to cancel our reissue project, then you go ahead and do so. I don't want to work with me again. That's fine. You obviously hate the people who love you the most. Again, dear Masami, grow up.

Stop being childish and let your friends back into your life! I won't stop being your friend even if you stop putting mine. Boo-boo! Jesus Christ, I don't know if I can come back from that. You should get an award for that. Like a Tony.

We just did. Someone give that to Tony. Wow. I didn't know you were into drama. I'm crying. I'm crying because I felt stuff. That was like emotional yoga. I think you could tour with that. You want to do it again?

You could do that all the Broadway. I mean, we have... Oh, come on. My pots are too dirty. We have his blessing. We are the official... We are approved. Yeah, we're the official Merzbowl too dirty. We have his blessing. We are the official. We are approved. Yeah, we're the official Merzbowl podcast now.

It does feel good. All right, Joe B. Oh, it's back to me? Yeah. What do you got? I think we're going to play some tapes, right? I'll play this Huxley Maxwell tape. Huxley Maxwell.

Warm gospel. There's been a murder. Call Huxley Maxwell. This is Bummer City been a murder. Call Huxley Maxwell. This is Bummer City, dude. That's the name of this tape, right? Bummer City, dude. Comma, dude. On warm gospel.

Warm gospel number 66. I know, right? It'd be a little stupid to talk about this right now, because you just, what Dave did, slapped. Now I've got to talk about tapes. The cover has colors. It's on paper. Typewriter stuff.

No, it's good. I like this label. This is a small edition, edition of 24. I don't know how they landed on that number. Maybe that's just how many tapes they had left. How many C30s they had left. I think you cracked it. But yeah, I played some some from this and then I'm

gonna play you want to do because you have more more right yeah I think you have one more so you want me to go and then you go less sounds good I can't put my tapes back and forth they dropped on the ground with the same piece of poop pop music from Republic du Niger on auto it's a comp on auto tune it's a comp on a label called auto tune the world

I'm gonna play there's a Madhu Maktar track on here oh really I wanna play yeah this is Discogs that's bought on Discogs this I just bought it on Discogs.

This is a label run by Christopher Kirkley. Do you know that label? I think it's pronounced Sahel Sounds. Sahel Sounds. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just put out the Madhu Maktar. I hope I'm saying that right. I don't know if I am.

But they just put out that new full length. The electric shit. Yeah, yeah. A real electric shit. A real electric groin. shit yeah this is an older i don't know too much about this this dude or i mean either yeah but like i i know there's like a an avid like um a lot of music recorded on cell phones in that in that part of the world and yeah yeah yeah and um this guy this this label here auto tune the world

it's all comps okay from uh throughout africa libya and nigeria and it goes all over and collects people and puts them on comps and puts them out it's really good i like comps i like i like to see if they work just put them on and see if they work. But yeah, his new record is fucking insanely good. It's really good. Crazy good. Yeah. All right, Joe B. End this episode.

Oh, then I go now. End the Merzbowl podcast. All right, well, I'm going to play this. How do you think this is? Ace God. Ace God. Ace God. Funeral Time Come.

Funeral Time Come. This is... Oh, on Dancehall Neal tapes. It's not on... What was his label called before? What was it called before? I didn't know he had a label before. Dancehall Neal is a fella from around here.

He lives in Delaware. He's got a bunch of illegal... Maybe something noise. Oh, Mother May noise. Mother May noise, yeah. He used to do a label. I think he just put out digital stuff maybe on that. No. I have copies and stuff.

Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. I don't know how I do. I have a stick boy tape. Okay. Maybe you do. Not maybe. I do. Maybe. There's no way to tell. We may never know. So this must be some sort of new improv. This is all like dance hall stuff he's putting out. I'm stuck. You like that split black and white tape shell?

It's tight, right? Ooh, that is nice. Excuse me. Stop coughing. A lot of songs on this tape about like pussy tightness. Ooh, pussy tight. Well, that's a big thing these days. It really is.

It's a really popular issue. I don't think it's up to Ace God to talk about, though. Why not? I don't know. It made me feel uncomfortable. That's where his ding-a-lang's going. There was a song called Baby Oil. I didn't turn it down.

You can talk about it. You turned the baby oil window. Yeah, I turned baby oil down. The neighbors were looking in here. Dents on Neil. He's got a lot of unregistered body mods. Oh, yeah. He didn't register them with the government. Call the cops. Call the cops. It's 11.15 at nighttime.

Okay. All right, all right, all right. You got the fellow here, Ace God. He's on the cover. He's, you know... What's he, in a funeral? He's... I think they just called a graveyard when no one's there.

Smoking these meats. So let's take it out with these three tapes. Cool. I'm ready. I'm ready. Are you guys ready? I'm ready. All right.

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