Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #143 | 6.23.19

Episode Date: June 23, 2019

Supercandy, Kudler Gerycz, Squelcher, Brin, Repulsar, Mossy Throats, Soom, Kitty Wang, JAK3, Tim Heidecker, Atariame, and Persona La Ave.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. 30 years later.

Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. Give me this microphone. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. We all hope there are tapes.

Tabs out. Kassab Podcast. Turn that off. Dave, quit joking around. Knock it off. Knock it off. Oh, thank you. Thank you. You really don't have to do it to me.

Gazette Podcast, episode number, what are we at? 140? That's my guess. 143. 143? Three. Three. Three.

I'm Mike. I'm Dave. Where's David? David around someplace? Got a thrilling episode ahead of us. Dave. Stop that. You know that this is of us. Dave, stop that. You know that this is going to be a very special episode. I have...

I do? You do. You do know this. It's a question. Do you know this? Oh, no, I don't. Hold on. Oh, you got... Their sound effects table was filled with items designed to scare the listener. There's a Behringer, too. I know. Man, you think this fucker would the listener. It's a Behringer, too. I know.

Man, you'd think this fucker would hold up. This is a special episode. Joe B. is going to be here later. We'll do the B-sides. We're calling it the B-sides now. That's very funny. The B-sides. What do you want to be when you grow up? And then I think Doug Kaplan from Hossu Mountain will be calling.

Oh, yeah? We're going to try a segment on him called Doug's Nugs. He'll just call up. Bing, bing, bing. I think that's him. Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing.

Wow. Wow. Wow. And he'll call up. Bing, bing, bing. Wow. Bing, bing, bing. Wow.

Bing, bing, bing. So many. Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing. Bing. Bing. And I also have a gift for Joe B. I've been. Right under the toilet. Bing, bing, bing, bing. And I also have a gift for Joe B. Right under the toilet.

Bing, boom. WikiLeaks. I have another gift for Joe B., which is also becoming a recurring thing. Anthony Weiner. Will you stop? Too mean. But why don't we,

why don't me and you start off? Many, many french fries. I don't me and you start off with him many many french fries i don't like when you go heavy on him it's pretty good did you ever have a job as a waiter you ever visited a truck stop um you want to play some tapes or you just want to keep playing some drops? I got a little lizard kiss here. You got to stop. You got to get serious, tape.

All right, let's play some tapes. This isn't just you and me messing around, buddy. All right, you're right. This is serious. This is some serious stuff. I have a question. So go ahead. Pick a tape. What are you going to...

Rice Krispies? You got some new cake boss, huh? You update your... You get a patch in the email? Update your cake boss samples? I'm going to play this tape on Crash Symbols. We haven't played anything on Crash Symbols in a while. Yeah, it's been a little while.

I've been jamming this one a lot, though. It's a split with Some Surprises and Super Candy. Super Candy? Yes. Not just regular candy. The good stuff. Is that what the good stuff you're is that what your parents gave you why you're so big tapes called some candy give a sweet tooth see what they did there i do he's got some uh that's clever that's clever wordplay i appreciate people who can

do clever wordplay on their tapes yeah so i'm gonna play a little bit of the uh b side which is the super candy side who are the um who are these people who are these people who are you who the fuck are you have you had your hearing tested lately who are these seriously dave who's scary looking some you have a pet some candies uh uh a super candy it's a lizard it's not a lizard who is this do you know who it is? No. No, you just grabbed these tapes off the thing? Yeah. Yeah.

You just got a big pile, a mess of them? I think we played something from some surprises before. Oh, yeah? I'm pretty sure. Beautiful design on this tape, as always. You got a note in here, but I'll keep that between me and you. Some surprises, I think, has done stuff on Eaterdown. Oh, yeah? In the past, yeah. that sounds vaguely familiar you have a pet uh and you know i'll play one too but where are my tapes oh you know i'll play this one this is a weird one oh shit

fucking hell i got this tape here. Cuddler Gertz. Would you stop? What are you trying to do, Shanghai me? Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? You gotta stop, Dave. You gotta stop messing. You, and this is serious. Don't record this part.

You gotta start taking tabs out seriously. You gotta start taking this seriously or we're never gonna get a Patreon subscriber. It's been up for five years. We don't have a subscriber yet. That's a poison snake? It's not a poison snake. Cutler. Shark?

Gertz. This is Ben Cutler, and who's the other fellow? What's the name of the tape? It's... Who is it again? I'm sorry. Here, just take it from me. Jesus Christ.

Gertz? Gertz. Gertz? Gertz. Cutler and Gertz? Is that what it says i don't know i'm looking from here cuddler and gertsk i don't know they didn't really think this out when they chose a name just go for a journalist i'm surprised to get a story wrong like that this tape came out on a label called dove cove i think it's the first release on label it's the

seventh release on the label so six more before this and it's like uh they took a drum set you're familiar with the drum set right because you have some you have a toe in the rock world oh yeah so you know about that shit they took a drum set and they they ran it through i don't know if they put it on top of the modular synth or if they have to put the drumsticks inside the holes on the modular synth but somehow they made the drums modular synthesized them Oh, so they made like a robot that played

the drums. I guess I don't know. I don't get it Pretty good You know what this tells me though is that with these modular goons nothing is sacred they're coming after drums now oh yeah leave some of the uh instruments for rock and roll bands you don't need them all you don't have a module that can do drums do we have no food for you are you careful with your personal records dave you're a modular goon they don't have a drum

module they gotta use a real one i know you think after they made this tape the drums were just completely broken and slimy they make a module that tunes your drums that's nice that's nice though their sound effects table was filled with items designed to scare the listener all right well let's do this what are you playing super candy right yeah classic and And then Cuddler and... Did we ever say the name of the other dude? It's Ben Cuddler and... Anthony Weiner.

You want to guess Gersh's name? Gersh. It's Jason, but with a Y. He can't spell that either. This is all fucked up. This is all fucked up. We shouldn't even play these. All right, you want to play these two?

Yeah. Make eye contact with me, Dave. This is supposed to be a special thing between us. Do you know that? Do you know how I feel about these? This isn't just a podcast to me, Dave. Look at me. We're just going to sit here and be quiet. Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?

You've got to take it more. I'm going to talk to you about taking it seriously. I've made up a pamphlet for you. Play these tapes. Not liking it. I stepped on the eagles and blessings Washed out the light that you had seen I've had you, I've seen But you don't know where you're going

But you don't know what you're doing I'm I stand by you God bless you Wash down the life that you have seen You don't know where you're going And you don't know what you're doing And you don't know what you're doing Oh, my God. ¶¶ ¶¶ away on my

road away on my road Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.

I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one.

I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one.

I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get the other one. I'm going to go ahead and get some water. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Oh, we're not back? We're back. I thought we were already back. You were saying hi to Joe in a way that it was like you wouldn't do it if it was just us hanging out. Huh? Are we back now? Yeah. We are back.

Constant breaks with you. I'm here. Oh, yeah. By the way. Joe B's here. I thought you'd be coming later for the B side. Joe B. Huh? Oh, what we have here. Hold on. here so oh yeah by the way he's here joe i thought you'd be coming later for the b-side joe b huh hold on ladies and gentlemen that fine line between cutting edge irreverence

and trouble with the federal communications commission alias the beekeeper. Here is the bee side. Joe B. Thanks for showing up. You got your own theme song. Have I always had that? I made it for you years ago before we even started the podcast

knowing that one day. Stop it. Stop it. I've been talking to him about taking this more seriously. Did you get a new laptop? No. No? No, it's the same one

I got a new one a while ago He's thrown a few stickers on it Stop doing this stuff David No Dave doesn't put stickers on his electronics No no I like the key I keep them pristine Yeah you keep it nice Resale value

You kidding me? Sell a used computer? turbo you can see all my information your glasses are so smudged that's not messing with you brennan chamber that's the name of uh super candy and then uh the cuddler curse captain b tape on dove cove for uh the first two there and you could just say like if you record the drums and it didn't work you don't have to say oh no they're not they're modular synthesizer drums you could just record it again you know if you can i i know what it's like to fuck up recording i got a behringer too my mixer is a behringer it messes up all right it's fine that's what i'm gonna start doing stuff stuff messes up that's a poison snake oh that's a

modular synthesizer effect i did on it sorry teach i thought there's an octopus talk about my book exam teach it's a shark it's a modular synthesizer all right joe b since you just showed up do you want to you want to play the first tape would you like to have a lizard kiss you do you want me to just play one or you want me to play two how do you want me to play ever had a lizard kiss you i have a question i have a question i have a question i have a question i don't love lizard kisses actually i might like it a little tongue you're careful with your personal records you have a pet you can play two why don't you play two and i'll play one with you we'll leave dave out we'll ice dave out what no we don't see ya come on i have a question i have a question you display this as a trophy what do you got joe b first i'll play this come on come on now boy

can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen i can't their sound effects table was filled with items designed to scare the listener we're just gonna sit here and be quiet and play this you believe in the power of a curse i'm sorry squ. Call the plumber to your home later. Seven Shooter. What is it? Squelcher. Seven Shooter. Who is Squelcher? I don't know. It's two people on Moonville.

Two people. Like the Bacon, right? Bacon Brothers? Yeah, exactly. There's two of them, right? Seven Shooter on Moonvillain. Yeah. It's a C-42.

It's John Parati, or John Parati, and Matt Reed. Matt Reed. Yeah. It's getting scary looking. I don't know who the hell they are. Let me see if that is scary looking. Pass it on over here. That's a thick stock. I almost dropped it. It's so thick.

You know when you go to pick up a can and you think it's light and it goes up real fast? A can? Yeah, like a soda can. Oh, a soda can. You go to pick up a soda can. Let me a soda can. You go to pick up a soda... No, let me start over now. Like a baked bean.

Oh, let me start... It could be a baked bean. Okay. Any sort of aluminum can. It doesn't seem to have to be aluminum. It could be made of anything. What other kind of cans are there? Oh, I'm sure they make...

Dave, you've got to help me out, buddy. You've got... What is that, a rooster? No, this is thick stock and it does look good and the moon villain logo looks nice on the back the whole thing looks sharp

it's like if you were going to like if you're going to look at it you'd think it was sharp can't wait to hear it so I'll play that do another one do two Joe like the bacon

this uh brin loose leaf on leaving records brin yeah br i n brin loose leaf on leaving records yeah interesting first track's called i jazz so you're gonna i jazz yeah you're gonna love it like a lowercase i like uh like it's a macintosh product? Like an iPod. Yeah. Like a little, yeah. But it's jazz. Colin Blanton. I can get into that. Colin Blanton.

I feel like we've played something by Colin Blanton before. I am going to scare somebody. Have we played a tape just Colin Blanton? Like has Colin Blanton released something by Colin Blanton? I don't know. Ringo. Let me see this one. This is on Leaving.

Leaving Records. Leaving Records. Leaving Records. Let me see this one. This is on leaving. Leaving records. Leaving records. Leaving records. What do you think that is? Like, oh, they messed up the copy here, huh? Yeah. The copy machine was on the fritz. It's kind of squiggle.

Yeah. You know, I work in the printing industry. I'll get the tech guy out there quick. Yeah? Yeah. This is a resolution problem. You got to check tray five. If I gave you a PDF file that's like 300 pages,

can you bind it, spiral for me too, so it's like a little book? Oh, what are you talking about? Of course I can. Yeah, all right. Yeah, Joe, I'll even do it at price. Slightly above the price. All right, all right, cool.

Why, what are you getting then? No, no, I just want one. It's a role-playing game I bought the PDF for. I want to print it out. I don't want 100 of them. Dave, if you're not going to be serious, you're going to play all these. Turn them down lower. They don't hurt my ears.

All right, let's just play. You know what? I'm going to play those two tapes. What are you going to play? You know what? We'll just do those two right now. Oh, okay. Let's just do those two.

That's fine. That's good with me. And I have to have another talking to with David. The math, as long as the math adds up at the end. Where's David? David around someplace? Alright, it's Quelger and Bryn. Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing.

Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 so um uh uh so so so uh oh uh Thank you. um so so so so so

so Thank you. so so so so Sounds like you're dropping a bunch of dang plastic pipes down the steps. Squelchers with a burner there. Bing, bing, bing. It is two minutes to midnight. Part one. Part one. Part two is on the B-side.

Tune in to the B-side for part two. And then you got Colin Blanton with another one. Loose Leaf. He's fucking with the drums again. We're having a situation here where these outsiders are getting to the drums now. Nothing is sacred to them.

I swear to God, if you come after my six string, my acoustic. Oh, God damn it, Dave. You love that guitar. I swear to God, if you come after my six string, my acoustic. Oh, God damn it, Dave. You love that guitar. I got a... What's that, a Skeksy? What's that sound? I got an Urban...

From Dark Crystal? Urban Outfitters six string. I got it at Kohl's. It was only $82 with Kohl's cash. That's Chamberlain. Dave. It was only $82 with Kohl's cash That's Chamberlain Yeah Dave Help, please Please Please

I'm excited they're making that show on Netflix I heard about that, yeah Did you watch the trailer? No I'm having my chrome polished yeah did you watch the trailer no sick oh yeah i'm having my chrome polished what did you got davey boy you sick freak what are you gonna play i'm gonna play this i knew you i knew you were freaky this in his butt this incredible tape uh what's that uh by repulsar a gorilla on the front is that bigfoot it? It's a Sasquatch. Too mean. Too rough.

So check this out. There's a... Bing! Bing! Bing! You know what? They do it for fun. There are two of them?

Did you know... Hanging out with my buddy! Did you boys know that Sasquatch outnumber humans 500 to 1? What? That's not true. That's not true. Why have we never seen one? Huh?

Why have we never seen one? Oh, trust me. Besides in that one video when he's like... Because the elusive Sasquatch... It's not in. Why have we never seen one? Why have we never seen one? Besides in that one video when he's like... Because the elusive Sasquatch... It's a video, right? It's a video. That's just a still from the video. I thought it was a gif. I'm sorry. Well, the elusive Sasquatch are

multidimensional creatures. And they can phase in and out of time. I'm hungry. And when one spotted, they move backwards to a time before the encounter and hide to avoid detection. There's no way this is true. That makes sense. No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't. But fear not, because Repulsar has composed music for Sasquatch, appealing to their ability to move back and forth in time. Wait, is this going to attract some, though? Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

It might attract a Sasquatch. It's going to attract some, though? Don't play it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. It might attract a Sasquatch. It's going to attract... Is that a Bigfoot? Is it the same thing? It's the same thing, right? It's going to attract one? No, it's not the same. Oh, they're not the same.

No, they're not the same. Yep. They're not the same. What's a Yeti? It's a common misconception. What's a Yeti? No, they're the same. Well, there's two schools of thought.

So Sasquatch, they feel safe when they hear backwards sounds okay oh we play some of those some of these tapes must have backwards sounds at that uh cuddler tape those drums went backwards right so the sounds on this tape which is called reamer r-e--E-R, sound the same backwards as it does forwards. They can do that now? No, there's no way. Reamer spelled backwards is also reamer. Is that a coincidence? I don't think so. Are you fucking serious? We think not.

So the music is a blend of backwards and forwards sounds, carefully arranged to be equally enjoyable when heard in either direction. So the A side is, or the B side is the A side in reverse direction. So the A side is, or the B side is the A side in reverse. He was the first one. And not only that, but the titles are reversed too.

This is a high concept. Yeah, wait, can you start over? Can you say all that again? Bob deified on the A side is deified Bob on the B side. And then No Devil God Knits War on the A side is Raw Stink Dog Lived On on the B sideside. And then No Devil God Knits War on the A-side is Raw Stink Dog Lived On on the B-side. Is there a race car one?

Vroom vroom. Race car backwards is race car. Oh, I see. You did see that. Fucking Sam Scramsh. Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Okay, well. So, I'm gonna play What is this? Are you gonna play some from the A-side and some from the B-side? Yeah, I'm gonna play Bob Deified on the A gonna play Some from the A side And some from the B side?

Yeah I'm gonna play Bob deified on the A side And then deified Bob On the B side Oh cool Back to back Back to back Cool

Back to back? Both of them? Yep Backwards and forwards To attract the Sam Squanch I need another seven With cheese Alright

And then I get to play A tape right? Yeah I'm gonna play this Maltese I'm gonna play Burger King Wendy's And, and McDonald's.

McDonald's. I wish his teeth would fall out again. Remember when his teeth fell out? Remember when his teeth fell out? I remember something where his... That was really cool. That was really cool. I feel like it really brought the country together for a moment.

When you're going through some shit and his teeth falls out. Nice face. Mosey Throats from a split up with a chef Kirk just came out on Moon Mist. Dandy's label out of Michigan just put out a batch. This was one of them. It's got the artwork. See, I'm used to with shit with Moon Mist and Excitebike his previous label

he gets a little bit of spray paint you cut out an eyeball you paste the eyeball to another picture that the eyeball shouldn't be on you put a little bit of spray paint on top of it done done maybe you got some white out you spill some white out on it

god I hope it's white out exactly but this one I don't know what this is Done. Maybe you got some white out. You spilled some white out on it. God, I hope it's white out. Exactly. But this one, it's got like... I don't know what this is. It's art, Mike. It's art. I know. No, no, no, no, no. I know it's art. Okay. All right. All right. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard, Dave.

And I told you before we started, this one's not going to be a lizard. Give you a little lizard kiss here. It's cool. I like how it looks. And I like the black and white tape oh the double a side's black b side's white or vice like a black and white cookie but it has the red red leader it has the red leader i love the black and white so i'm gonna play them uh something from the mossy throat side a little bit of skronky jazz stuff he got you know he people can't use the drums.

He can't use the saxophone. What the hell is it all for? This whole experimental music thing. What are we? Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing bong. So many. Let's put a zip in the chit chat. Bing. Flag. Pizza Boy USA.

All right. And then you want to play one too, Joe? Dave. Come back in. Dave just left. Joe, do you want to play a tape too? Yeah, sure. You want me to get in on this? I think Doug Kaplan's supposed to call soon.

Well, I don't know. They have a different time system. That's true, yeah. It's windy there. It's a windy city. I'm going to play this. I think it's Soom, right? S-O-O-M?

S-O-O-M. Yeah. My research from the Ukraine. When I did my research, S-O-O-M is what I came up with. Yeah. That was my... I presented it to the committee. I can't remember what the tape is actually...

What the tape is called in English. Watch out, it's on your arm! Did you find that? Because it's in collusion right now, right? No, this is Ukraine. We're cool. the committee. I can't remember what the tape is called in English. Because it's in collusion right now, right? No, this is Ukraine. We're cool. Okay. We like the Ukraine. We want to get them away from those nasty Russians. They're their own place.

Night on the Mountain Valley. Night on the Mountain Valley. Night on the Mountain Valley. Label's from Ukraine. This track is called Grandpa. Grandpa. Freak-friendly DIY. That's the name of this label. And I was very surprised to see this is an edition of 150.

It made a lot of the... 150? That's a lot. Well, in the Ukraine. No collusion. No, no, not with the Ukraine. Now... What are you trying to do, Shanghai me? Too mean.

Now, this came out in 24... It's not the Ukraine either, it's just Ukraine. No, you say, I think, in the Merak. You don't say the England. I do. You do? The France. If I simply must talk about them, like if I'm talking about the royal baby, I will say the England.

The England. The royal V. Too rough. This is like the Canada. This came out five years ago, so maybe we're still getting it because the 150 was too much. A little bit.

Yeah, maybe. The number was a bit too high. Why? You never know. Sometimes you know. Dave, you got anything to add to the story? Sweet baby raise. You want to riff a little bit, buddy? Oh, that was so good.

You need a little... It was so surreal. The fuck is this? Yeah. You talking about Zuck? Yeah. Yeah. Zuck is a must.

He's my only friend. Facebook. He's the only person I friended on Facebook. All right, let's play these tapes. So I'm looking forward to that. You know what? They do it for fun. wow Wow. out wow wow Thank you. so

uh so um so wow I'm going to go ahead and do a quick run through. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh so Wow. Thank you. Wow Thank you. Wow, Bob, wow. Wow, Bob, wow.

Wow, Bob, wow. Wow, Bob's good. Wow, that's good. Wow, that's good. Wow, that, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, Thank you. Thank you. The End Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo I'm not going to let you go I'm not going to let you go I'm all in here I'm all in here

It's all over I'm out. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ I don't believe in you I don't believe in you You need to be the one To let me go I don't believe in you I don't believe in you

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there's a little bit of backwards a little bit of forwards and a lot of fun repulsar mossy throats and zoom and uh coming in hot with his segment doug's Nugs, a theme song to come later. Ladies and gentlemen, Doug Kaplan. What's up, everybody? Doug's Nugs. Hi, Doug. Doug, how are you? How are you, Doug?

I'm pretty good as my Doug. I'm feeling happy. I'm feeling full of tapes. I ate a lot of tapes for dinner. So I'm ready to talk about some deep thoughts. I need another seven with cheese! Yeah, let's get a Doug Nug.

What is your Nug this episode? I know, I know. I screwed it up, boys. I'm sorry, Doug. I screwed up your Nug. You want to just cancel the whole thing? Call the whole thing off? No, no. I'm totally ready to deliver this nug. Not liking it?

All right. What's your nug, Doug? So I met this guy at this noise show about a month ago, and he took me into his back room to tell me this theory. And I mean, I know this sounds kind of crazy, but check this out. First of all, slow down. Can you name names? Who is this person? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What show are you at?

I meet them three times in a month. What show are you at? I can't tell you that either. This is saucy information. I could get killed in this fight. I already hate this nug. All right, go ahead. But check this out.

What if the government is putting chemicals into the weed that is making kids like tapes? Think about it. I think about the tapes I send out in the mail. California, Michigan, Massachusetts. Yeah. Weed, weed, weed, weed. Canada. Weed, weed, weed.

Those are the only, you're on to something. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. You're listing the only places where weed is something. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. You're listing the only places where weed is smoked. Bing, bing, bing. That's for sure. That's the only place where people buy tapes, too. That's true. Follow the zip code.

So what I'm saying is that what if the government is putting chemicals into the weed that's making kids love tapes? I buy it. They put it in the toothpaste. They put it in the water. Yeah. They put it it in the toothpaste they put it in the water yeah they put it they put it in the airways the water is poison so wait are you for or against this i'm a little conflicted because i love selling a tape but uh but are you for government control yeah no i'm not for government so what's your problem with this? My problem with this is that Once they roll out the weed

I'm going to have to wait Fucking two months to get tapes What? That's my problem Once weed is legal everywhere Tapes can't keep them in stock Right, because everyone's going to be making tapes Okay

Do you know the conspiracy? Do you get the conspiracy? I don't get it to be honest Because we're going to be making tapes. Okay. Do you know the conspiracy? Do you get the conspiracy? I don't get it, to be honest, because we're going to run out of tapes soon. Dave, how come I can only hear myself in one side? Are you pranking me with a headphone? No, Mike. You need to get your tech together before the podcast. I hate having to do stuff. When I do Doug's

nugs, I hear Mike really clearly and everyone else just sounds like a shit. That's how I like it. Mike does that on purpose. A little bit of a dominance move on this, jokers. Burger King, Wendy's, and McDonald's. Boom, boom. Okay, so Doug, your nug this

episode is something about the government is making the kids buy tapes with weed. What's going on? Through chemical control. You got another nug for us, Doug? Give me another nug. I was like... You need another nug for me?

Here's one that I got. Two nugs. First of all, I want to know who told you that. I can't tell you my sources, Mike. This is a fucking Watergate, bro. Deep throat. I can tell you the sources in like 20 years. Once I'm right.

Once everyone's dead. We can write a book about it together I don't write anymore You can't just give your sources out on a podcast What's your next nug, Doug? Okay, my next nug is Check this out What if Robert Beatty is just a Roomba? Okay

I already heard that I know that you already heard that. You guys know. I told you. I told you. This is actually interesting because this has been one I've been thinking about. What if he was a Roomba?

You're talking about with like Photoshop filters attached to the Roomba and you just set it off into the... What are you talking about? Well, I mean, it could be like that. It could be that you just like... You're talking about the actor who played Dick Tracy, right? The guy who played Dick Tracy? Yeah, I'm talking about

the actor who plays Dick Tracy. He does all the artwork. He does all the artwork for Tame Impala and Taste and stuff. I heard that he could have just been a Roomba. At first, I'm like, okay, maybe they put a big pad in front of the Roomba for it to do art. Now I'm thinking, what if the Roomba. And at first I'm like, okay, maybe they put a big pad in front of the Roomba for it to do art.

But now I'm thinking, what if the Roomba just hacks a computer and just uses the computer's Photoshop while it's just cleaning up? That's some Skynet shit. Either way, it really could be possible. I'm starting to think this guy's a total fucking goofball. I think you might be a little goofy. I think he

mentioned weed earlier. Do you remember earlier in the call when he mentioned weed? I do. I think he's smoking this stuff. I have no recollection of that. I wouldn't think so. Potstoner like you. Well, Doug, thanks for your nugs. They were total bullshit. I didn't get anything from them. They didn't get me interested at all.

This segment was a total... I'm very stimulated. It was fun for me. I'm glad you hated it. Goodbye. Goodbye. I love you stimulated. It was fun for me. I'm glad you hated it. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Alright, Doug. We'll talk to you next time. Yeah.

Doug Kaplan, everyone. Hasu Mountain. Alright, Dave. He's gone. Stop slamming the door. That was some crazy shit he came up with. It's like opening a free present. Alright. Who wants to play some tapes?

Joe, you want to go? I only have one left, so this will be my final hour. Dave, do you have two left? Now I'm only on one side. I do. What are you doing? I also have two left, Dave. I also have two left.

Didn't you guys start before I came? left, Dave. I also have two left. Huh? I have two left, Dave. Didn't you guys start before I came? Me and Dave go the little extra mile. Oh, did you guys play Five Chases? I knew you were up in the tapes. No, no, no. No, we're playing. Don't worry, guys.

We're all playing the same. We're all at the party. I'm going to play this kiddie sport. We're all having a good time. Kiddie wang. Oh, my God. What? A kiddie wang.

Kiddie wang. Filter romp, volume 1.4. I love going on a filter romp. I called it. I asked Dave the other day. I asked Dave the other day, what is he doing? He said, filter romp volume 1.4 I love going on a filter romp I asked Dave the other day I asked Dave the other day what he's doing He said filter romp I saw him carrying his Modular synthesizer into a meadow

Of flowers Filter romp So this is Phil Porter Oh yeah? He's an audio worker based in Munich And there's also this other knucklehead barry cullen and who's that he's a noise enthusiast what a noise enthusiast are you kidding me based in belfast together they produce sound noise music as kitty wang so he's not a noise

enthusiast it says that you could just put currently unemployed it's no big deal man we all go in between We all got our times. So does that mean Phil Porter is not enthused by noise? No, he's an audio worker. He has to do it. He just likes it for the audio. He's getting paid. He's not really into the noise.

He's just into the sound. Whatever kind of fucked up money they got in Munich, that's the only reason he's doing this for. I bet they're really serious about this, too. You think so? Yeah. Munich. Belfast. there's a long it's not a lot of humor over there it's real serious a lot of gray tones too um i see there's a long description for

a long description for this tape on bank camp you don't need to go through the whole long description for everything the whole deal you can just you sum it up they recorded some modular synthesizer stuff now you're gonna they cut up that stuff um and then arranged and clocked it in patterns on a computer let me ask you a question is there like a um Wang filter romp version 1.3? I think there might be a 1.2 and a 1.1. Really? Actually, the one, it might have just been called 1. Just 1? Yeah.

No, that's 1.0. I'm sorry, Dave, are we boring you? Let's put a zipper in the chit chat. But if they didn't know yet that they were going to make a couple others, it might just be called 1. Like they didn't have it all planned out already, these guys. Yeah, right. Like George Lucas of Star Wars. They're both...

Oh, man. Let me see. Was there a kitty on the front? Can you see its wang? Mike. What do you have to do with it? You can say it if it's an animal. With the potty humor.

You can say it if it's an animal. You're like a regular Howard Stern over here. And you can see it. And it is big. It's got a little psychic thing coming out of its head there. Very cool. Cool stuff. Oh, they got side K and side W. You guys hear sirens?

I do. Something's going on. My Uber's here. Bing! Smoking these meats. Alright, Davey boy, you want to play a tape as well? Sure, I'll play a tape. Awesome. I'll play a little bit off of this new Mixed tape That came out on Origin Peoples

Earth 4 There was Earth 1, 2 Good one Thanks You don't have to clap I lobbed it up, it was in the air for a while Before you know it I went out in the park

This is by It's either Jack 3 or Jake I don't know How would you do that? J-A-K number 3 Is that Jake Or is that Jack 3?

That's Jack Remind me Like Jacks Like you play a game of Jacks While we're playing these tapes I need to go downstairs And get another thing Oh two things

And someone needs This is You'll like this because someone must be reprimanded oh i need to reprimand remind me i do like a little bit of uh i'm a bit of a task master remind me i must reprimand a tape just a light i will reprimand one tape label tonight oh okay oh not one of us you not want to use a tape label. In the cassette community, we'll get reprimanded. We'll be reprimanded. Mark my worms. You will be reprimanded tonight. Too mean.

Too rough. All right, Dave, what do you got? So, yeah, this is... I like that. Jake or Jack 3. Clear orange neon shell. Yeah, it's like a jello, like an orange and tangerine jello. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Mold. Looks beautiful. Yeah. You got nothing else to say about it. He said a lot. He said a lot. He said plenty.

It's very deceiving with these tinted shells. The artwork's not the same color when you pull it out. It's not the same color. You're seeing it through like a filter. It's like... It's crazy. It's a the same color. You're seeing it through like a filter. It's like... It's crazy. It's a filter romp. I love the artwork on these, this series.

Who's that? Albert Einstein on the back? What's up? No, it's not Albert Einstein. And then am I gonna play a tape? That seems like it. Then you got two more. I don't even understand what's going on. This tape's really good though. I wanted to say, yeah, it's kind of like a mix of...

He wanted to fit that in. Good job, Bing. Bing! Bing! Wow! I was just trying to find out where this dude was from, but I couldn't find it. But yeah, it's like a mix of hip-hop, and there's some noise in there, too. It's pretty blown out.

Have you had your hearing tested lately? Ever gone mountain biking? Are you careful with your personal records? Do you have a pet? Have you called Have you had your hearing tested lately? Ever gone mountain biking? Are you careful with your personal records? Do you have a pet? Have you called a plumber to your home lately? There's sound of... Give you a little lizard kiss here. How much money would it take to make you spend a night? Do you love lizard kisses?

Would you like to go a-wandering beneath the clear blue sky? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? Have you ever had the desire to raise your initials and went cement you ever visited a truck stop i'm gonna play this to my decorate i've done most of those things what the brokenhearted do darn it oh that's sad is it jag jaguar how do you say the name of that label jag jaguar i've never known how to say jaguar how do you say jaguar there's no i've always said Jaguar, but there's no A in there. There's no A?

It's just Jaguar. It's cool that this label's been around for so long and has put out so much stuff. I still don't know how to say their name. Yeah. Like, imagine if I was saying, is it Thrial Jockey? Thrial? I like Thrial. Yeah, it's Jaguar.

This Tim Heidecker tape came out. What? Is it music? Okay, here's the thing It may be it's music I don't want to say it's music And then find out later Because what is music man?

Well no Then find out later It's a fucking joke And then I'm the dumb one Well it's definitely a joke He's a comedian He's a comedian But I think he's

He's got a guitar on it He's got a guitar He plays that thing He plays it There's a He plays a guitar Joe B Hey picks at it

Was he in Policy of Three? Picks at it? No, you're thinking of Eric Warheim. Oh. Well, he was in something. Eric Warheim was in like Ink and Dagger and Elements of Need. He wasn't in a band in Philly? Tim Heidegger?

I don't think so. I don't know, though. I don't know him. He has a guitar. He's got the guitar on here. It's on here. But maybe it's... I don't know.

Maybe it's a joke. I'm not saying it's music now and then finding out it's a here. But maybe it's... I don't know. Maybe it's a joke. I'm not saying it's music now and then finding out it's a joke and then I don't understand humor or music. I've heard it. I've heard about it. I listen to his podcast.

Dave's going out on a limb right now. Yeah. I listen to his Office Hours podcast. He's been talking about it a whole lot. He's very proud of it. Talks about it a whole lot. That's all he fucking does. Talks about it a little bit too much.

Too much. Yeah. No, it's... I already hate it. It's, you know, it's some pop music. He likes the Beatles. Pop music? Oh, the Beatles. I love the Beatles.

I'm thinking let's play this thing. Maybe some of his fucking leftist cuck fans. It's a song about divorce and stuff, but it's not autobiographical. It's just like sad songs, sad stories. Oh, Mike. Is that the last tape of the night? No, you have one more. No, no, I'm playing the upbeat number. Oh, good.

The single? It actually is the single from it. What is it? When I get up. It's a good one. It's a pop number. But I'm thinking we play this. Watch out, it's on your arm! I'm thinking some of his fans

accidentally listened by mistake. All of a sudden, we got more listeners. I tried that a few years ago. We played that Bernie Sanders tape. That didn't work out. We got a few delegates in New Hampshire, but I don't think we got any new listeners. It's a college candidate.

The iTunes stats remain the same. No one left a review. Actually, no, and we have less sponsors now. We used to have a few. People used to want to be a sponsor, and then I don't know what happened. Dave only wants to do these once every three months. Yeah, I'm thinking once, twice a year is pretty good.

Twice a year is pretty good. Yeah, I can finish them. We'll do two eight-hour shows. Two eight-hour shows? Nah. I think we should knock it down to 30 minutes and do it twice a year. I say we cut out the tapes.

Oh, well, I've been saying that for years. This is a shark. I'd love just a talking podcast. You display this as a trophy? I don't think we have the discipline to do a talking. I think the tapes is what anchors the showdown. Otherwise, it's just... You think it would go off the rails too much?

It's already off the rails. That's the only thing that holds it together. 12-tone system. Eric Warren was also in that band, I think. Bing, bing, bing, bing. This guy was in a band. No, not Tim Heidecker. The other guy. Oh, the other guy. The slightly less funny guy.

Stop that. Bing, bing, bing, bing i like how sometimes dave has it down to an art form oh always it's always art you never see him it's like it's like when you the you tell a dog they're going to a park is what he looks like when he's playing the sound clips when he's lost in the sound clips the tape ring you believe in the sound effects table was filled with items designed to scare the listener give a sweet to you ready play these tapes then ready wait on you I guess we're you know Dave Thank you. so Thank you. I'm sorry. so The The so I'm sorry. I don't know. No rest for the hurt, the last quiet, the fearless, the hope of the past, the hope of the lonesome, the wildness, the alchemy, the snails, the giant, the fire, the cold, the cold, the cold, the time, the cold, the cold, the cold, the time, the cold, the cold, the cold, the time, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the cold, the I'm not sure what the hell I'm looking at. I'm just going to hold on. I'm just going to keep dancing. I'm going to keep on walking. I'm going to keep on running.

I'm going to keep on trying. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. I'm going to keep on running. The The The The

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The The The I'm not going to stay here no more, no more, no more Right outside when the street lights come on Won't you kill a better key, that's best for Burn inside when the streetlights come on Put your killer better keep that vest on Game on, we tryna bring the heat on Flame on, blow the heat when you hear this song Burn inside when the streetlights come on Put your killer better keep that vest on

Game on, we tryna bring the heat on Flame on, blow the heat when you hear this song Pull off the rip, on site, turn off your lights Stompin' to the party, throwin' bows, we down to fight He see my homie, post it to the left, I tag him in He runnin' with the jugular, I'm stompin' out your friend Stompin' to the function, in the shot, he got him hunched I put another clip in, hit the hallway, now I'm stopping out your friend To the function and the shotty got him hunched I put another clip in, hit the hallway, now I'm dumping

No mercy for them niggas, cause them niggas started something No mercy for you, I got hollow for the two When the cross on the motherfuckin' wall On motherfuckin' doors, and we breakin' all the law Eight of calls, now you finna take a loss I'ma aim it at your jaw, man, it's 40, knock you off Let me touch your name, I'ma slip into the game I'ma step up to that bitch and I'ma stun him, stain his lane

If I see your ass rippin', I'ma have to touch your name Talkin' reckless bout a pen, I'ma have to bring the pain Run inside when the streetlights come on What you killin' better keep that vest on Aim on, you tryna bring the heat on Flame on, blow the heat when you hit it strong Run inside when the streetlights come on What you killin' better keep that best on

Game on, you tryna bring the heat on Flame on, blow the heat when you hear this song When I get up, all I want to do is go to bed again Go to bed again Go to bed again When I get up, all I want to do is go to bed again Go to bed again Go to bed again Go to bed again And go to bed again I could watch some TV maybe

I could go under my covers and hide Out the window, bluebirds singing Those bluebirds Ain't on my side When I get up All I wanna do Is go to bed again Go to bed again

And go to bed again When I get up All I wanna do Is go to bed again Go to bed again is go to bed again Go to bed again, and go to bed again If I go back to my dreamland You might be waiting for me That's where I know I'm wanted That's where I know I'm wanted

That's where I want to be When I get up, all I want to do is go to bed again Thank you. gonna bet again and go to bed again when I get up all I wanna do is go to bed again gonna bet again and go to bed again gonna bet again gonna bet again gonna bet again gonna bet again

sounds like somebody's not getting enough sleep. Because he's going to go to bed again? Going right back to bed again. How long are you sleeping every night, Tim? You got to get some more. We're on a first name basis with the artist now. Step off, Dave. Step off.

Tim Heindecker? But you see what I mean? Like, yeah, probably that's good music. But also, like Alternative comedy Throws you some curve balls And I'm not gonna Step out on that I don't get it

Does it come out of the bathroom hole? You can't do that one Why not? Had a whole can of Cream corn for breakfast I love comedy Bing Bing

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Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing all right take us out boys well i want to give you the reprimand someone and give me something how dare you take that away of stuff? I'm dying to know. Bad boy stuff. Naughty stuff. It's F-T-A-M Don't Google it. Look at this tape. Open up this tape. This tape is by an artist named Pleasure Thief. See? I know, I know.

Look inside the J card here. That's not my kind of pleasure. Tell me what you see. Read that. They sent this tape. They sent this fucking tape. The Milwaukee Rainbow. They sent this tape. They sent this fucking tape. The Milwaukee label. Pomegranates of Pluton. Those aren't, yeah, that's not it.

Keep going. The Mirror of Dionysus. Keep going. Keep going. A F-T-A-M production. I'm just going to point out, you're taking too long. Right there. Huh?

Sidbee? Can you believe it? These dummies put Sidbee instead of Sidebee? Makes me wonder, Joe. Is that someone related to you? Are they from another country? No, they're from Milwaukee. Milwaukee, there you go.

When it's the B side, it's pronounced Sid. I'm reprimanding FTA and Productions. And I hate to do this, and I don't want to do it. You are on a two-episode ban. Oh, what? Actually, you are on a two-episode ban. Until you get your typos right. Until you get your typo situation under control.

Joby, you want your gift? I do. I love presents. I picked up a little something special for you. Oh, for me? I'm going to ask you a question. For little old me. Can I ask you a question?

Oh, okay. It's a quiz. It's a quiz, huh? I knew there was a fucking catch. How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery? Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own? Would you display this as a trophy? Do you love lizard kisses? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? If I asked you a radio,

something on the radio that you find to be annoying, what would be... The jazz guy or the blues guy on 91.3 when you can hear every... Something more broad than that. Oh, oh. More broad than that. Something that you just hate.

Joe likes really specific things. That's why this is going to be an issue, getting him to get down in this. I have a question. Something on the radio that I hate. Yeah. Something on the radio that you do not like. I hate it when they do this on the radio.

Oh, when they don't talk up a record right? No, no. Because I hate it when they do this on the radio. Not when they do this. Oh, when they don't talk up a record right? No, no. Because I hate that when they don't time it right. I have a question. No. A program. Oh. Oh, Pray Home Companion?

Yes, exactly. I hate Pray Home Companion. I love it. It came to your eyes and you knew it right away. I knew it. And I saw the anger. And I saw your blood was boiling. You know another one I hate but also kind of like

what travel with rick steves i i can't place his accent and the way he talks yeah so i have to keep listening to it but i hate it yeah what do you want me to do about that why are you doing that just another one on the call-in show no it's on npr at night they won't let you call the producer or anything well i don't know i haven't tried to call in to say i hate the way he talks i picked you up this what's this prairie home companion this is a double tape double tape i found this at a yard sale comedy in in uh franklin front of the show he's on he's in the bonus brigade on the bonus episodes his uh radio songs and sketches his building was having a yard sale and not only does this come in this like double box Which I love the picture

You can look at the pictures they chose The inside here You have two tapes You got a book of all the lyrics And two tapes One of them Really tiny Jesus Christ There's a lot of songs

There's a lot of fun songs on there What's that? 11 panels? It's so super tiny? It features Garrison Keillor, Tom Keith, Dan Rolls, some of the best. Vern Sutton. Butch Thomas is on this thing. Suds Terkel makes an appearance. Suds Terkel?

Get out of here. It includes How Does Our Brain Work, Moodism, Bob Wilson. I don't know any of this shit. I'm going to play it next time. One of these tapes is still shrink-wrapped. What? And the other one is played like a quarter of the way through. That's amazing. Moodism. Bob Wilson. I don't know any of this shit. I'm going to play it next time. One of these tapes is still shrink-wrapped. What? And the other one is played like a quarter of the way through.

That's amazing. So someone donated to NPR and got this and listened to 10 minutes. Just a second. And was like, I can't listen to this. And was like, this isn't for me. Yeah. I'm going to let this sit in my house for about 20 years and then sell it at this yard sale for a dollar. It's like opening a free present. So I wanted to give that to you.

Do we want to play any of it? Or do you want to just move on? No, I want to save it for a dollar. It's like opening a free present. So I wanted to give that to you. Do we want to play any of it? Or do you want to just move on? No, I want to save it for another time. I have a question. Alright, Davey boy. You go and then I'll play us out. I will be the one since it is my show. I guess I'll end on this Illuminated Paths tape.

It is Persona La Ave. La Ave? La Ave? I knew this was Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based? I knew this was going to be an Illuminative Hats tape. When you open it up and like 25 things fall out? Yeah, so much shit in there.

You don't have to put all your shit in there. What's there, like a DuckTales trading card? It's a Coca-Cola trading card, actually. Okay, Coca-Cola trading card. Okay, that's kind of cool. Mint condition, too. Mint on card, that's pretty cool. From 1950.

All right, that is pretty cool. There's always a pog. Yeah, there's always crap. Like a millhouse from the Simpsons is on a pog and a coupon to get a root beer float or something. At their hometown, Shake Spot in Florida or something. They just collect everything. I know.

You know what? Maybe it's a hoarder. When they put the tapes out, they just grab into a big bin and put all this shit in there. The way Dave picks tapes for this podcast, he just reaches into a huge pile. Yeah. That's what I have to do. This dirty New York is stuck to your hand.

Well, let me say it. It does have a Band-Aid. There's a Band-Aid? Like a real Band-Aid? Yeah. Wow. That's disgusting. You have a Band-Aid on the side-aid it's yeah wow that's disgusting wow wow wow let me say you never know what you never know what this label is going to do oh shit the band-aid um okay

i'm sorry dave you play all the sound effects you want i'm giving this label an award for the first decent usage of that band-aid. Look at that, because it goes with the band-aid is printed. The cover image is printed on the band-aid. Oh, and they lined it up. It lines up with the cover. It's really good, right? It gets the Joe B. Seale of approval.

It's incredible. Yeah. Perfect. A plus. Holy shit. Holy shit. I'm'm hungry holy shit holy shit god damn concrete jamming old school freestyle okay then i'll take us out with something on not not fun classic label classic classic i'm looking for it's a golden or rock okay so there it is it's getting scary looking i don't it this one is scary looking this the design on this is just scary but it's beautiful it's it's um it's uh it's all golden it's golden and it's beautiful and it's

very like what's the word i'm looking for spooky spooky it's like a it's it's romantic it's beautiful the thing's gorgeous i don't know how to say, spooky. It's romantic. It's beautiful. The thing's gorgeous. I don't know how to say it. Now, this one is from Russia. So this one is actually a collusion. This is collusion. Which is no big deal. And if it's not even, look it up in a legal book.

It's not even in it. It is very romantic. Natalia Samina. Natalia Samina. From Russia. From Russia. From Russia. But this, what do you think, do you think there's a, like, there's the environmental impact of tapes, which is probably fucking shitty. But when you make the Noroco cases gold, do you think that makes it just a little bit more fucked up?

Yeah, because you've got to use the fucked up gold shit. You've got to add more stuff. Yeah. What do you, do you think it's worth it? Do you think any, Yeah, it's totally worth it. Yeah.

I don't think any of this really worth it. Fuck anyone else. It's all kind of just pointless, I think. You think it's past the point? It's all just pointless now?

Yeah. That's, that sucks. Let's go out on that. That's perfect. Yeah, but this can't. Tabs out. Episode.

What do you think that is? Yeah. 1967 or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. What do you think that is? I have a question. I don't know. Play it again.

It's a goat. Yeah. Huh? Huh? Yeah. Rant. Rant. Oh, that was a duck.

Do you like your gift, Joe B.? I love it. Sorry I didn't get you one, Dave. Is this a shark? I'm sorry. Me and Joe went camping together. I fought for you to come but he said no. Larry actually said no. Yeah. That's alright. You boys have fun without me.

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