Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #144 | 7.14.19

Episode Date: July 14, 2019

Új Bála, Seth Graham, unknown, Spaghetti Blacc, Malk, Darnell Little, Ditto, Kösmonaut, Sauceman, Sophiaaaahjkl8901, Sad Magic, Mitchell W. Feldstein, and Tyresta.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kaseem's. They're like years later.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Gloria, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Cassette podcast episode number, Dave, you're going to have to tell me. 144.

How do you always know them? I'd save them as a... You don't have to give away your secrets. You don't have to give away your podcasting tricks. You fucking asked me. You shut up, dude. The tricks of the trade. We're just going to sit here and be quiet.

I have an honest question about some of these sound clips. Are we allowed to play, like, current humor? Like, current TV shows and stuff like that? As opposed to what? Like, you have to wait, like, five years before you can legally do it? Or just, like, you know, like, clapping and quack. But you got, like, Steve Brule. Is that allowed?

Probably not. What a bad boy you are. Who cares, though? I mean, what are they going to do? We don't have any have any money you're not gonna be able to take that from us just so you know i wasn't talking about like would it would we legally legally legally be in trouble i was thinking just like can we use just it's just using someone else's humor and just plugging it in is that allowed? I think, yeah.

I never went to, I didn't go to clown college. I don't know this shit. Other podcasts do it. Huh? Do they really? Yeah. And we're just as good as them, right? I'm listening.

All right. Davey boy. Darn it. Oh, I'm Mike, by the way. Uh-huh. Huh? And that's Dave. Joby will be here soon for the B-sides.

Dave, before that happens, you think you want to play a tape? Huh? I guess. That's okay! No, you didn't do that, Kyle. That guy was a second away from suicide. No, no, he's fine. I've watched a lot of his other YouTube things. He's fine. He's a good guy. That guy was a second away from suicide. No, no, he's fine.

I've watched a lot of his other YouTube things. He's fine. He's a good guy. Michael, for a journalist, I'm surprised you get a story wrong like that. All right, Davey boy, play what tape you want to play.

Let's play one of these goddamn things. So many people send us these things. Let's play some of them. Yeah, we probably should do that. Let's probably play a few of them. Yeah. I'm going to a few of them. Yeah.

I'm going to play this Ujbala. Ujbala? Ujbala. I'm probably not saying this right at all. No, you're not saying that right. Ujbala on Baba Vanga. Baba Vanga. Prague label.

Is that where they're from? They're from Prague? Yeah. Excellent label. Always sends. Yeah, always great. Yeah, off. Always sends. Yeah, always great. Yeah, off the wall shit. Yeah, bonkers.

This one is... What is it? This is a dude from Budapest. Oh. We could get some big money for that if it's a fucking fish. Speaking of Budapest, I am getting kind of hungry, Mike. So if you want to... Is tonight a pizza night?

Is tonight a pizza night? Oh, if you're going to order a pizza, night is tonight a pizza night oh if you're gonna order a pizza i'll eat a pizza oh you look so happy so today is one day before my birthday actually let's talk about the pizza door in the tape okay let me see what do you got here what's it look like oh it looks good what are these little um oh god the ancient european figures they put on there the bat the bat kind, the ancient European figures they put on there? No, the bat kind of wallpaper pattern that they put on the J cards all the time. Oh, like their logo is repeated. Oh, is that their logo? Okay.

It's their logo, and they repeat it all over the place. It's kind of their logo. The logo is like a bee and a diamond with three of them surrounding it. And they just have that... Those bats. I call them bats. No, they're have that those bats i call them bats they they did no they're scary like bats they do they they they're flying like bats diacritical marks and angles is that what's called baba vagna number 25 they've only put out 25 tapes i know it's i feel like

we've gotten maybe they're counting backwards give you a little lizard kiss here um well this is nice i'm excited to hear this dave i'm gonna play tape too okay you want you want to hear this new seth graham tape oh what's that graham been up to i don't experimenting with music he's experimenting with music i haven't had any communication with him because i well a lot of people you normally facebook i i just don't there's a lot of people that I used to talk to that I just don't anymore. I'm not on that platform anymore. Good for you. Seth Graham tape is called Hint.

Mondo? Maybe just Mondo. There's a J at the end. I don't think you say the J. I think it's real quiet. Oh, you know what? I thought this was two Michael Jordans when you first handed it to me.

I don't think that label's around anymore, Dave. No? No, not at all. I don't think that label's around anymore, Dave. No? No. Not at all. Just by not even archived. Here's one thing. If this is a good tape, I think more ease is on a track. There's a picture of Seth Graham in here. Sitting on this chair, right? I understand

people like the Axe body spray and the hair dirty, just woke up look, but you're getting a photo shoot for your album, Seth. Clean it up a little bit. Get clean. I don't know, it's stylish. It's not. You bad boys are all alike.

I have seen his dog on Instagram, maybe. He's a very, very cute dog. I like his dog. What can you tell us about this dog? I don't know if it's pit bull, but it kind of looks like a pit bull. I like this dog. What can you tell us about this dog? I don't know if it's pitbull, but it kind of looks like a pitbull. I hear they're dangerous. Look at the cover. The cover's

beautiful. Is it a Keith Rankin original? Or is that a Seth Graham artwork right there? The P going down the steps. You know, if I had to take a guess, I'm going to say this is Seth Graham. Yeah. Now look inside and see if it says. Seth Graham. I was right. Good job. I'm going to say this is Seth Graham. Yeah. Now look inside and see if it says. Seth Graham.

I was right. Good job. I was right. Well, let's get into these two. He's got like a... We're not. He's got like a sharper. He's got like a sharper Keith Rankin style.

Not sharp like looking good sharp. It looks good, but that's not what I mean. It's like sharp like edge, like it has sharper edges. Shut your mouth. That's the only way I know how to describe it does that make sense shut up i'm talking yeah it makes a lot of sense it's not as soft and round he's not as good at it just he sounds good at it he's still good it's just not as good it looks like it says beth graham you might want to get that taken care of but i'm i a Graham fan. I'm a Graham cracker. I love the guy.

I love his weird experiments that he does with music. So let's listen to this, too. What's your one call again? Ujwa? Yeah, I mean... Ujbala? It's good. They put all the ancient hieroglyphics above all their letters.

Ujbala. You're never going to say it right. It's a fucking big sea turtle. All right, let's play these two. You ready, Davey boy? Okay. Let's do it. Okay.

Don't be cute. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so so I love you. I I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Apple Pew. Apple Pew. Thank you. okay here we go that was some tight way to start that did dave this is a good podcast those were good tapes that's very good well we we had some help i think i did a good job and i think everybody did a very good job i think everybody did a good job huh yep i think everybody did a good job. I agree. I agree. Would you like to... How about this? How about I play two of these

suckers? That got you going. Because I got an extra one tonight. I am playing five because tonight is a pizza boy night. So that's a reason to celebrate. That is a reason to... We haven't had a pizza in a long time.

No, we haven't. We haven't had one in a very long time, and I wasn't going to get one, but now I'm very excited for it. I'm excited for the crust, the cheese, the sauce. The whole thing. So I'll play two here A total cake?

Dave, let me ask you this Do you like A total cake? Huh? Just the way his voice Shut up, I'm talking Endlessly entertaining Do you like mysteries?

Joe likes mysteries Like I don't know Maybe I do, maybe I don't Well, that's a mystery Your answer was a mystery Too mean. Because I know Joe likes

what's the shit, the bullshit he likes? What's the bullshit? Like a Da Vinci code. He likes a Da Vinci code. And he likes bullshit like that. So here's a mystery. This tape. Look at this.

This tape shows up. Maybe it said what it was. Maybe there was an envelope with a return address. Maybe there was a note inside with it. But I did not keep them intact. They're not together. This is like a Christmas

tape. It almost is like a Christmas tape in some ways It's like a peppermint But there's just like little Would you call them glyphs? They're not really glyphs I don't know what this is No I wouldn't call it glyphs That's a tuna bro

It's all white with these little red It's like a pattern It's an abstract pattern Kaleidoscopic kind of looking wow dave you did a good job this whole time you could say that shit it's very it's very um got like a magic eye quality to it like the more you stare at it the more weird things you see so today is one day before my birthday actually and then the tape is just a green tape what the fuck is that what what alt writer is that that's the

the bagel and so that's bagel guy oh that's him yeah oh there was one day before my birthday actually so was that before or after the incident that was one day before his birthday actually oh that wasn't the same day no i don't know when you gotta figure out when his birthday is and then that's the day before it i'm what i'm getting at is that's not part of the same video. Shut up, I'm talking! Dude, you wanna step outside? Shut your mouth! These are all different ones.

Yeah. Most of them are from that one. You shut up, too! But there's a few that are from other... I love when he gets talked to. He's got a whole YouTube channel. He gets into a big thing with a guy about... He owes him i won't talk about it later but then the tape it just has this fucking uh whatchamacallit sticker on it with the same pattern and it does no words there's no words

none no words can describe there's not a word on there i got no clue what it is so it's a mystery and i like mystery so nobody tell me what it is. Because I like to be spooked every once in a while. I'm surprised nobody has sent us a poison tape yet. What do you mean? Like it'll poison the tape deck? Like it's got anthrax or something in it. Yeah! Oh my goodness, Dave. Don't encourage these fucking outsiders to send me anthrax.

Give your address. Put your address on the website. I'm at the band, like an anthrax tape. Oh yeah, Do do that. Do send us a... Oh, my father! Oh, my boss! Start sending us some Goodwill finds. No, Dave, for the love of God.

No, no, no more. No more. No more. There's enough. Yeah, please don't send anymore. No, you can still... These outsiders can still send their tapes. That's fine. We gotta slow it down a little bit. We can't keep up. There's

construction on 95 now. Two lanes are closed. It's the summer. I'm going to the beach. I'm not listening to all these tapes. They do send a lot, but do not send the Goodwill. That's fine. So this tape is the bottom line. It's a mystery tape.

Don't know what it is. We'll find out. And then I'm going to play, what is it called? Black Spaghetti. No, Spaghetti Black. Black with two Cs. Spaghetti Black. Spaghetti Black, which I think is a prank.

Maybe you switch out their spaghetti with wires and electrocute them. Maybe you plug it to the wall and zap them. I've seen some pictures of Aaron Dilloway playing live with some black spaghetti. So it's something. Isn't that just black licorice? You know, it is just licorice. A split with Gamnad737 called Corporate Distress Signal. Want to make a cake in the shape of a toilet bowl?

Cassette released in 2019. It's so hard to read. The little type. The type's so small. Don't play that one. Monotone Records and Black Ski Weekend Industries. Black Ski Weekend? Yeah, but black is also spelled with two C's in that.

So I'm assuming it has something to do with black spaghetti. How do you keep track of all these spelling things wrong? It's very hard. It's very hard. There's a bunch of skeletons on this. It looks like... Actually, I think they're still almost skeletons. It's people.

What do you call those? Corpses. Corpses. Skeletons with meat on them still. There's still some meat on that though that is still good meat on that fucking fish kid it looks like an old grindcore 7 inch but I'm not fazed by it

so I don't give a fuck but I'm gonna play something look at the cassette shell it's like a mirror open up the case it's inside it's like a mirror. You know the shell, Dave. Open up the case. It's inside. Wow. Don't patronize me.

It's like a mirror, right? Yeah, with white imprint on it. It's beautiful. And the texture on the shell, like the grid pattern. When are they going to run out of how many different shells there are? It's like a toolbox in the back of a ford truck well explain what does that mean you know you know you ever see like those construction trucks and they have like the shiny no tool storage that sits right behind the back windows brother ain't that shiny maybe on maybe on the the i don't know i think it might be that shiny like a brand new one like on like on the 2019s? On the showroom floor, yeah.

When I take it out to maybe do some work, nah, it gets dirty right away. Gets shit all over it. I'm going to play the black spaghetti. You got to keep that thing waxed, man. With the tape? Well, yeah, that too, because I got my fingerprints all over it.

Yeah, it will show the fingerprints. That is sure. That's one thing about those shiny tapes. And I'm real greasy. You got to keep them pristine. They're high maintenance. Yeah, it's very, very true. So I'll do the mystery and black spaghetti.

And then what are you going to do? It's spaghetti black. I'm just goofing, by the way. I think I'll play this mock tape. M-A-L-K. Malk? Malk. It's Malko. What is that? It's a mock ball. Like a mock ball. Oh, like Malk tape. M-A-L-K. Malk? Malk. It's Malk.

What is that? It's a Malk ball. Like a Malk ball. Oh, like Malk cock. Like Whoppers. Or Malk cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is going to be good then.

Yeah, or Malk for your tile. Or like when you get four balls in baseball. You get Malk. You Malk. You Malk them. You get to go to first base. You got Malk. Or when you Malk the cow.

Or other things. When you go for a nice walk on the beach. That one's not right. I don't know what this is. What do you got there? You got one of those... What are those cases called? A Brad Pack?

Is it a Brad Pack? I see duplication. Brad Pack style. I don't know if it's no that looks a little different than a brad pack a little different cut you can yeah yeah but that that style um and it's uh on um lost tribe sound they did they do this uh dead west series i think we played we played maybe um one or two of these do you remember sea buck thorn or william ryan fitch let's just say yes to move things along okay well i remember every tape sorry mike i'm sorry you know we gotta get back to sound effects and you know you pull

on on your pipe there sorry sorry i didn't mean to give people some context once in a while who give who context conrad and jesse de rosa that's all that's listening right now and i think this dude tom that's it so this is uh project um out of london don't know who it is it It's a mystery. I think he or she... A lot of mysteries going on right now. They don't reveal their identity, which is weird because there's some guest musicians on here that do.

So maybe we need to track them down and question them. So it's like Banksy. Yeah. What's his bird on the cover? Or, you know, like a Sherlock Holmes kind of situation. But what do you mean?

Everyone knew who Sherlock Holmes was. No, I mean, we have to go interrogate and find out. We have to solve the mystery of who the person is. We're going to call the aquarium. And those are our clues. We have some guest musicians with their revealed identities. So you're asking me to track these fuckers down? Yeah.

Talk to them one-on-one? Say, listen, we want to know who this is. But this came out a little bit earlier this year. What's on the cover there? It's like a watercolor maybe of I don't know.

It almost looks like a profile of a creature in a suit. Let me ask you a question about these Brad Packs. Who started the Brad Pad packs do we know that we know that right was it well stumptown did the brad brad packs i feel like they're the first ones that did these chipboard not chipboard but these heavier cardstock die cut cases uh-huh now duplication ca is doing one that's basically the same thing and they call it like the iron

cross i don't know if you are you allowed to do that are you allowed to call it the iron cross no are you allowed to do there there's already a brat no you want to you want to tell us why this is really neat explaining um i don't think you're allowed to there's already a brat pack it's in it's in circulation already you ever had a lizard kiss you? So an incredibly cool little lizard. Okay, you want to play these mysteries? Okay, yeah, let's play the mystery and then we'll play... It's a tuna, bro! So I'm looking forward to that.

You ready to smoke these meats? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm sorry. Super Barbecue. Thank you. so Thank you. so I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you.

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I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I'm ready to see you. I don't know. I'm going to go. so so so I think you may be going to take a trip. I think you may be going to take a trip. Thank you. so so uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, coming back in with... What did we just play, Davey boy?

What started off that block? We played that mystery. We played a mystery. You know what? Before we get into all this kind of stuff... That fine line between cutting edge irreverence and trouble with the Federal Communications Commission. I'm a fucking bee!

I'm a fucking... I'm a bee! Alias, the Beekeeper. Here is the bee side. Joe B. Joe B is here. Joe B. Joe B.

Joe B. Joe B. Joe B. I got my cowboy boots on, Big Joe. Not just. That's a classic. That is a classic. But also.

Pizza boy USA. I know. It's crazy. When you flip that dough, the pizza has arrived. We have a pizza. We have Joe B. Joe, to catch you up. It almost got here at the same time as I did.

There's no good place for those fries, is there? No, the middle of the floor is fine. That's fine. That's fine. You want me to catch you up, Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We played an Ujbala tape on Baba Vagna. Not just regular pizza, it has black olives on it, too. I should have mentioned that. God, I should have mentioned that. A Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We played an Ujbala tape on Baba Vagna. Not just regular pizza.

It has black olives on it, too. I should have... God, there's a lot of them. A lot of them. Anyway, okay. Baba Vagna. No, go... It is a lot of olives.

I don't think we should... It's good, too. Seth Graham. New Seth Graham tape. Oh, I missed it. The little orange milk man himself. Where's Keith Rankin, the orange milk man? Texas, one if it's Keith, two if it's Seth.

A mystery tape. We got no clue what it is here it is i have one at the house that i've been meaning to bring in that's also a mystery spaghetti black with two c's wait that's the mystery tape no that's the next tape we played spaghetti black spaghetti black have we played spaghetti black before i don't know now that now that you guys are saying it back and forth i kind of feel like maybe we have. Spaghetti Black? Yeah, I think so, because I think it was so ridiculous the first time we said it.

This time I kept saying Black Spaghetti. That was the whole thing. And then Mock, W-M-A-I-D-I-T is the name of the tape on Lost Tribe Sounds. Joe B., you want to guess what those letters stand for? Too scary. I don't like to play those kind of games. Too spooky.

Come on. Well, since you're here, fucking come at us with some tapes, man, or do you need to settle in? No, you want me to play one, you want me to play two? I want you to do whatever. Whatever you want. You are Joe B. I'll just play one, just to

ease myself in. I don't want to, you know, go crazy right away. What do you got? Go crazy. I don't care. I'll play this Darnell Little tape. I'm fucking nuts, Joe. I want to see you go fucking nuts in the pit. Joe, do anything you want to do. You shut up, too.

What is it? Darnell Little? Darnell Little. The Radiant Child. Special edition. Bonding tapes. Ooh, a special edition. Why is it special? I don't know. I'm not sure. Maybe because this is a tape version of a different release. That's a tune-up, bro!

It also says 2018, the Farmer's Market Society. What's that mean? I don't know. Maybe it came out on CD and then bonding tapes put it out on tape. All right. Whatever. You know? This is a bonding one?

I'm a member of the Farmers Market Society. You remember them? Oh, yeah. No, I'm a member. Oh, you are a member? Yeah, I remember. Oh, yeah. Neil Perry is a member.

They filmed that in Delaware. The Farmers Market Society? The Farmers Market Society. Stand on the desk. My cap and my cap and. Who is my cap and? My cap and. The Farmers Market Society. Stand on the desk. My cap and my cap and. Who is my cap and? My cap and. It's not a lizard.

You don't know my cap and? So an incredibly cool little lizard. So I know this dude. I think he's from Philly. Is it from Philly? Oh, it's like a local guy. That's pretty local. I have I-95.

Yeah, two lanes are closed right now What? How many? It's going to be a couple years they're talking about Really? 95 north or south? They're covered with bacon I hear Strips of bacon

North? Yeah Oh that's going to be awful I think north and south Scratch that beard right into the There you go Dave are you being serious with this traffic alert? Is there really two lanes that are going to be closed for years?

Yeah But where? Between what exits? I don't know. Like, up by you. Up by here. Like, if I... You know where the Blue Rocks play?

Yeah. Oh, really? Here? In Wilmington? Yeah. They're doing some serious repairs. Oh, man. See, I knew Trump was going to do it.

Infrastructure. And McDonald's. I don't think what you said is funny. I it Infrastructure So I'm playing Darnell Radiant Child Special edition Special edition for some reason I'm guessing this is him the radiant child In the glow

Oh that's an orb That's a ghost Oh it is an orb it's a condom ghost condom ghost safest gun safest gun oh yeah i forgot you ate them you like the raw ghosts take another one i don't mind the rolled up well i don't want to play if i'm going to play two i'm going to play a different two ghosts i don't mind the rolled up condom ghosts that's when they're all stretched out they're're too scary. You hear me? You don't want to play two?

If I'm going to play two, I'm going to play a different two. Jesus Christ, what a curveball. You know what? I'll do one with you. All right. Dave's done? Dave's out?

No. No, no, no. God damn it. Let us handle the math on this. The listeners hate when you try to handle math. Okay. It's a garbage can in there.

It's a baby fucking wheel, man man i got this ditto tape ditto ditto ditto like ditto heads like rush limbaugh's ditto heads remember when he like what did he lose his hearing and got addicted to pills or something ditto boujum kudigi a lot of words there the label is called Kudigi? Kudigi? Kudigi. It's a kind of sandwich. It's like an Italian sandwich with like...

Oh, we talked about this before, right? It's like a weird cube of meat inside. What does the shape of the snake letter look like? That is still good meat on that fucking fish, kid. That's the name of the label. Ditto is the name of the project. It's a compilation of Charles Ditto's zaniest works, apparently.

Ringo. This guy's an accomplished musician slash penis from Austin, Texas. Accomplished what? Penis. Don't make me say penis again. You know I can't say that. Bing, bing, bing, bing. He's been making music dating back to the early 1980s get the fuck out of here i will not because

that's how long he's been doing it the fuck mike leave the fucking room right now so today is one day before my birthday actually is it really i love the artwork on this yeah the artwork you have to tell in the art world you do body modifications i've never seen anything like this before in my life never no one's walked in for that no let me get a gander it's pretty cool i really like the logo they did a logo it's incredible it's beautiful artwork you can't describe it at all with all the training it's like a cartoon all that money your mom put into art school it's like a cartoon. All that money your mom put into art school? It's like a cartoon. It's one of those big heads. It's very nice handwriting.

I like it a lot. I like the tape a lot. It's beautiful. You know when you're at the boardwalk and it's like a guy sitting there and he'll draw you, but you got a really big head? Oh, a caricature? Yeah, a caricature. Stella Murphy did the artwork, and Joby is not giving it. It's, uh... Q-Diggy. Q-Diggy? Q-Diggy. That's how you say it. Oh, the sandwich? Stella Murphy did the artwork and Joby is not giving it Q Diggy

Q Diggy that's how you say it I have one a tape from this label at my house and I couldn't read because it was just on the spine I couldn't read it gotta go to school for a little while

it didn't have the logo anywhere else except for on the spine down here And it was so tiny and I was like what the fuck label is this So I didn't bring the tape Cause I was like I have no idea It's Kudigi though Where can you get that kind of sandwich It's an Italian sandwich

I think it's like an Italian American sandwich Can you get it downtown here What downtown Mrs. Rubino's we should probably shut this fan off you keep messing with it this is a shark um yeah dave you that's that's a big difference i bet you can't get it around here no oh you think it's a new york thing it's only in new york some shit man you can only get new york la chicago that's it yeah that's it man come on man especially late at night he don't think what you said is funny.

All right, Davey boy, you want to play a tape too? You want to skip this one? I'll play a fucking tape, Haley. I'll fucking do it. Do it, man. Do it, man. I'll fucking do it. The audience loves when you do it. Dare me. Dare me. Dave, I dare you to play a tape.

All right, I'll fucking do it. I'll fucking do it. On this podcast where we play tapes. How dare you? I'm going to play this Cosmonaut. Who the hell is that? With a K? With a K. I think we've played Cosmonaut before, right?

We have, yeah. I think Cosmonaut's been sending us stuff for a while now. Yeah, this is one from Rubber City. This is an old one, actually, 2013. Let me see what it looks like. Give it to him right now. Let me get this note out of here. Oh, there's a note? Yeah, just a little personal. I write notes. I it to him right now. Let me get this note out of here. Oh, there's a note?

Yeah, just a little personal. I write notes. I write notes to my friends. There's some pyramids on there and some trigonometry or something in the sky. Oh my God! I think I might have that one.

What the fuck is that, bro? Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, Rubber City Noise. What's that label? From Baltimore? That's a good city. No, they...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You steal all my fucking characters what are you talking about I just said you like harsh noise the way you said it it was like my three inch CDR guy

which I won't do even though everyone loves that oh my god yeah I started that please don't do this I started it please

this is DJ Outside Space all over again this is why we this is why I banned you from doing characters. There hasn't been a new character in a while. Because I haven't been doing

one so Dave doesn't have anything to steal. So no, to answer your question, this label is not from Baltimore. Fuck you. But good guess.

But good guess, Mike. That's okay? If you want to know actually where they're from, they were from Akron, Ohio but then they moved to Oakland, California. Oh, Oakland.

Big city. But good guess. Nice try, but not really. I've settled on dating sites. Let me see it. What's on the cover? Astrology? That's not real. Oh, this is a tight imprint on here.

It's very nice. This black shell with all the... Outer space people love triangles. You ever notice that? Yeah, they love them. Well, it's the best shape. It is the best shape. When you have a synthesizer

and you're really giving it what's for, you're going to want a triangle. You're going to want a triangle somewhere in there. I mean, some people spring for the orb. Yeah. Some will spring for the orb. Or superimpose a couple triangles in different orientations on top of each other.

On top of each other. But this one's got pyramids, I think in outer space, with astrology symbols on top of it. It's almost too much. That's the hat trick of outside space music. This is going to be experimental as hell, isn't it, Dave? Yeah.

I hope our listeners don't get a contact high. This is Patrick Park. Okay. This also Patrick Park. Okay. He also does Life Education. Do you want some cake? Which I think we've also played. Life Education, we most certainly have. Because...

And if we haven't... Maybe Null Zone? Does that sound right? Maybe. Oh, I think... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're onto something. Or Illuminated Paths. Whatever. They're all... They're all... They're all out there. Okay. Yes, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're onto something. Or illuminated paths. Whatever. They're all, they're all, they're all out there.

Okay. Great! Alright, you ready to play these three? Uh-huh. There's nothing that'll move the podcast along more than actually talking about the tape for Mike. Wait, what are you talking about? I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. No, it's good. I like to keep it moving. I get home early at night. I like to keep it moving. I get home early at night. I put notes down. I should start taking some really extensive notes. I think we can trim another half hour off of this thing.

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So I walk, overcoming the odds Now a slave to the slavs etymology destructing his past so my offspring can outlast the outrun do not fast got past the hurdles that was in the way don't give a fuck what you gotta say about my pain version how i display my art with the canvas chatting with a grand and delicate i'm around the earth, the class of style That's how we rockin' now Workin' to make the money, pal Trendsetter, Lil' Grimm's gonna fight my style Profile, stay wild in these times still

Liverpool, landmine, dump your ass in the landfill The great in town, in the gold My life stay shinin', overlandin' Coderoo, Sharp like the white diamond © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Where do the words come from? Real life books. It's a television. Yeah, and you just skim them and start including... No, man, when I'm walking, I hear them, you know, and I just throw them down. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... The The Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Shut up, I'm talking. All right, all right.

Jesus Christ. Sorry, Mike. I'm sorry. I know you want to talk. Well, today's a special day. So today is one day before my birthday, actually. Happy birthday tomorrow. Darn how little. Ditto. And you know this

pizza's getting to me. It's like sugary and it's getting to me. It's getting to you? Yeah. You gotten the sugar? I've gotten to the sugar. Cosmonaut, rounding it out. Very tight selection, guys. Congratulations. Oh, we did good. You're all doing very good. Very tight selection, guys. Congratulations.

You're all doing very good. Oh, what we have here. The fly. You really capture it. It really captures the fly. You really capture it. Mike, will you turn the fan off? Actually, that was audio engineering, Mike.

Maybe you don't know, but it's a little hard i don't a lot of people use like an art it does take an army um no i didn't say that i said it's like an art it's like an art whatever you're not even listening to me it does take an army anyway let's play this it does take an talking. I don't think that's the expression. Shut the fuck up. It takes a village, right? But they have to be an army for the village. Or a town. It takes a town. It takes a town. Yeah, but with all these fucking

things, Dave, it's assumed that they form an army. They form an army. The militia. The militia group. The militia. The proud boys. Whoa. Easy. Too rough. Are they militia yet? I don't think they're militia the militia group the militia the proud boys whoa easy too rough are they militia yet i don't think they're militia yet i think what qualifies it's almost like kind of like hey the lines are kind of blurry like condiments like yeah you're really trying to get to the bottom of this condiment thing every time we play tape dave's like okay about mayonnaise now

it's like enough with the condiment stuff dude dude. What about hot sauce? Hot sauce is a condiment. It's a condiment. There's no doubt about it. That's an easy one. Wait, salt is a condiment? Salt's a condiment? Salt's not a condiment. Dave's on the official condiment. I'm looking at the dictionary definition of a condiment is a substance such as

salt or ketchup that is used to add flavor to food. No. Where are you getting this? A condiment is a spice sauce or preparation that is used to add flavor to food no where are you getting this a condiment is a spice sauce or preparation that is added to food that's not true okay all right so like red pepper flakes that's a condiment that's a condiment there's no way it's a fucking listen listen i host the most popular because that podcast there is, I would know. Red pepper flakes are not. So is black pepper.

It's a condiment. So anything you put on food. I'm going to pull up a list of condiments on Wikipedia. What about vinegar? So is vinegar a condiment? I can tell you. Let me see. Some people put that on their fries, don't they? Oh yeah, if you're at the beach, you do. Oh, that sounds disgusting.

I'm not a vinegar man. Well, you're very the beach, you do. The beach? Oh, it sounds disgusting. No, it's gross. I'm not a vinegar man. Well, you're very picky. Yeah. Bizarre. Who would have thought salt is a condiment? It's not. Who would have thought? What, now?

The answer is it's not. Now we know. All right, let's move on. Joe B. You want me to go again? Yeah, why not? From the beginning? Yeah, do another case study.

You're just breaking all the rules tonight. I told you about the sugar. I told you about the sugar. I told you about the sugar. I mentioned it. All right, so first I'm going to play a track from this... Anybody know who you are? Grids 1 comp. Do not die for my father or my boss.

This is on Outlines, right? On Outlines. This is the label. I believe they're from Poland. I believe... All of their tapes were titled, like, Groove 1. They believe they're from Poland. I believe. All of their tapes were titled like Groove 1. Groove, that's what it was. I have two of those.

Hold on, wait. I know that label. I like that label. Groove 3. Yeah, there might have been a Groove 4. Shut up, I'm talking. Groove 16. Groove 7.

It says 11. 47. 45. Now they changed it to Grids 1. Now it's Grids. It's Grids now. It is. It is.

Look at the cover. I like that. I like the new pattern that they do. Whoa. Look at that. It's cool. It's like, what's the game with the aliens coming down? Space Invaders.

They're very much trying to invade you. Paperboy. Paperboy. It's like, what's the game with the aliens coming down? Space Invaders. They're very much trying to invade you. Paperboy. Paperboy. It's a lizard. And it's got the, like, imagine you had grid paper in front of you. Oh, Jesus Christ. Grids.

Grids, one. It's getting scary looking. And you filled in some of the one with solid ink i i hope you took the grid away you took the grid you took the grid away yeah and it makes this pattern all over here right i hope when they're done after they do all of these if you put it if you did if you were able to overlap them it would be a solid solid block oh that's high concept oh my god and you know what they're thinking right now over there in poland oh i was already gonna do No, you weren't. No, you weren't. I just got the idea.

You just got the idea. Thank you. Thank you. Good job, Mike. Good art. Oh, give the number one Gazette podcast to another person? Not while I'm doing this. Heating up, he's on fire. So we're going to play the first track off this?

Yeah. Sauceman? Sauceman's on fire. So we're gonna play the first track off this? Yeah. Sauceman? Sauceman. Sauceman. You pronounce it Sauceman? I think some people pronounce it Sauceman. Sauceman. No, it's Sauceman. It's Foodman's cousin. Sauce. So what's a condiment, man? Salt, pepper, oregano. Saltman, Pepperman.

I feel like Sauceman, Foodman. What is this, Mega Man? And then I'm gonna play... Who else is on that comp? Oh, all kinds of people. Space aliens. The text is a little too small for me to read. Avtomat, DJ girl that's okay ostruski

auto matizme and then the second side is just one person it's a fucking crazy kenny turtle who is it well it's c r z k n y is that crazy kenny i believe that i believe that's the person who does this label. Okay. If we can get to... We can solve this mystery. Who the hell is that? So the whole B-side's that.

So you're playing who? Yeah, I'm going to play one track off that, the first track off that, the Sauceman. Sauceman? Saul Sauceman. Saul Sauceman. From the Grids 1 compilation on Outlines.

Yeah. Man, Sauceman. Marvel's really stretching their ideas here for Superheroes. And then this... Is this a newer tape on... I think this person co-founded the footwork label Booty Toon. Booty Toon. I used to watch Booty Toons growing up.

This whole comp is footwork stuff. Yeah. Yeah, and then... Sauce Man. Is this a newer tape on Suite 309? I used to watch Booty Tunes growing up This whole comp Is footwork stuff Yeah Yeah And then It's awesome Is this a newer tape On Suite 309 This Angel Mark Lloyd tape But I can't

I don't know what it is It's Sophia I don't think this is Angel Mark Lloyd Huh? I think Angel Mark Lloyd Mastered it Okay

Just mastered it Okay This is somebody else Somebody else Exactly This is somebody Yeah say the letters And the numbers

And the punctuation Sophia somebody else somebody else this is exactly this is somebody yeah say the letters and the numbers and the punctuation sofia i didn't jkl s-o-p-h-i-a-a-a-h-j-k-l semicolon you forgot an a you just said three a's there's four a's s-o-p-h-i-a-a-a-a-L. Oh, you said too many. I said too many of them? S-O-P-H-I-A-A-A-H-J-K-L, semicolon, 8901. Right. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong, bing. Fiber optic fur and 3D printed bones. Dave, you have those things, right? What?

Fiber printed bones? What? This is a C- What'd you say? Come on. What'd you say? Repeat on. What'd you say? Repeat yourself. Oh, what we have here.

This is now... I just did a laser focus. So who is this? I don't know. Oh, boy. No, no, like, do you know anything about who the person's actual name is? I think it's Sophia. I believe it's Sophia.

Just that they only don't have the last name? I think it's Sophia. I believe it's Sophia. They only don't have a last name? I don't know it. Madonna? Yes, it actually is like Madonna, yes. Not liking it? No, I just did a laser focus with Tim Thornton, who runs this label. Uh-huh. And did a whole hour just focused on him.

You're going to send another tape? You're that thirsty? Jesus Christ. It's summertime. You've got to stay another tape? You're that thirsty? Jesus Christ. It's summertime. You've got to stay hydrated. That's true. Sophia, it says here from Long Beach. California?

I'm from Short Beach myself. There is so much drama in the LBC. So Dave, you want to play the next one after that? Sure. That's SophiaJK8901. Yeah, so you're playing a tape by someone from Long Beach. Long Beach. California.

California, Dave. California. How about I play a tape from a group from a different beach? Muscle Beach? Sound Beach, New York. What? Sound Beach, New York. What is Sound Beach, New York? Sound Beach, New York is where Sad Magic is from. Aw, poor guys.

They're like, you want to see a... See a car trick or something? You want me to take a bird out of the hat? Yeah, sure. The bird's dead, just so you know. Is this your card? No? Okay.

So I wanted to discuss my cake. Who said magic? They're just pulling the handkerchiefs out to dry their tears. It's just this rock and roll band. It's a rock band? It's not rock, per se. Shut your mouth! But it's music-y.

Music-y. Let me ask you a few questions. not rock, per se. Shut your mouth! But it's music-y. Music-y. Let me ask you a few questions. This podcast is falling apart. Shut up. That's what keeps it together, Joe. Shut up, I'm talking. Do they have a guitar? Yes.

Do they have a bass guitar? Sounds like it. Do they have a drum set? Yes. That's rock and roll. That's rock and roll. That's rock and roll through and through. Rock and roll, baby.

It's all rock and roll. I like that old-timey rock and roll. What if they played jazz? Now they'd have horn. They'd have a horn. You don't have to have a horn. You don't have to have a fucking horn. You definitely have to have a horn.

Disgrace! How dare you? An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity. You don't know anything, Dave. You need a horn for jazz. You do not. Hand me this tape.

What do you got? Pretty good. I want to see it. That's funny. Huh? Do you even know where it is? It's around here somewhere. You're going to hate the... What do you think before I look at it? What's the little flap on the back of the J card called?

We came up with a name already. What do we call it? The dip. The dip. You're not going to like the... It's going to be upside down? Yeah. Let me know in advance. Yeah. Just to warn you, it's upside down. Can we, before I look at it, Joe.

You screwed up. You didn't get the sugar. Now you're throwing a bitch like it's my fault. Are we not going to state the obvious that Dave's eye is all fucked up? What's wrong with Dave's eye? Oh, we already talked about it. Oh, I've already seen it. We already talked about it?

I didn't talk about it because I'm, you know. I sent a picture to Joe. I respect his privacy. Now I'm the bad guy. By the way, the dip is upside down. It does. It is upside down and there's a lot of text on it so it shows.

Oh, the spine's upside down too, Dave. Oh, is it? Oh, fuck. Look at that. It's an emergency. The spine is upside down? The spine is upside down. down too dave oh is it oh fuck look at that they're on the emergency they're on the spine is upside down the spine is upside down um the guitar is electric so it's definitely a rock and roll we can settle that's electric guitar electric guitar yeah i don't know jazz used the huge guitars that they can't lift off the floor right Right, the big ones. The big strings. That's jazz.

This one has candles all around it, and it's on the beach. Guitars that you can't lift off the floor. They're too big. I can lift it off the floor, no problem. Well, to you, it's a normal guitar. But to everybody else, it's huge. Stop. Stop. Dave. Get back in there.

Huh? Come on, Dave. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Okay, so you're playing sauce man. You're playing sad manager. Why do you say it like that? You know, since you only have... Sauce man.

You only have one left now. One left, yeah. Oh, no, you're not playing... Hmm? Don't tell me what I'm not doing. I'll sit out this one, and then we'll end with both of ours next. All right, sounds good. All right.

Bing, bing, bing. Oh, my God! What the fuck is that, bro? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Outro Music And the Alps I'm back Way above My Jupiter And the Alps The galaxy

Of Africa and Cali Several Departures Take the One I'm The galaxy Of Africa and Cali Settlement Pies Settlement Pies Settlement Pies Settlement Pies Thank you. Thank you. I'm calling on all the spirits of everyone who's ever died in this house.

Dreams or nightmares? I'm calling on all the spirits of everyone who's ever died in this house. Madness or sanity? I don't know which is which. so I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna man of my word We'll be right back. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo so so Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to die. It's not a magic world Love, love, love Love, love, love Love and all It's a magic world so All right. Sad magic. Sad magic.

Hey, man. Get out of that dang pipe when you're singing, all right? Well, you know, you said they're from New York? Yeah, so they're probably in the sewers. It's expensive to live in New York. Sometimes you live in the sewers over there. Yeah, it's like $1,500 a month to get a sewer apartment. It's hard to get the sewer apartment.

Dave, if you think that wasn't... But you can get one of those sandwiches. What are they called again? Kadoogies. Kadoogies, anytime. Oh, yeah. Dave, if you think

that wasn't rock and roll, by the way, my friend... There's like cupcake shops on every corner. A lot to learn about rock and roll. Are cupcakes still in? I don't know. They're probably gone now.

I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. How's that back to the future? I bet your kids are going to love it. I can't kiss you guys. That was definitely rock and roll. What did we play before that?

Joe, you played two, didn't you? Yeah, Sophia. Bing, bing, bing. So did me. And Sauceman. Good job. Right under the toilet. And Dave, you had something.

You said something funny. What was it? Umatheramine. Umatheramine. Okay, let's get that before we move on. All right, we have these two left.

Two left. Like the strips of bacon, there are two. Joe, you have one and I have one. What order do you want to go in? You go first. Okay.

I went first the last two times. I got that. Well, you're a special guy. Yeah. Mitchell W. Feldstein. Pretty Boss. Tape on Flag Day.

This just came out in an edition of 100. Let me turn this fan off. Oh, yeah. Turn the fan off. Sorry. So an incredibly cool little lizard.

Let me explain what this is. Give it to me. This guy, Mitchell. Mitchell. He does poems. Poetry. All right? Like spoken word? A collection of poems. Poetry. All right. Like spoken word?

A collection of poems set to music. Now, at first you read that and you think... Isn't that singing? You would think... At first you see that and you think... It's a fucking big sea turtle. A collection of poems set to music. Well, that's just music.

That's just music, yeah. That's just music. That's rap. That's rap. This guy's just saying poems. And it's definitely poems. It's not just music. It is poems set to music. Let me. I'll be the judge.

What's the shape of the snake ladder look like? There are two people who do electronics in the background. In the background. Okay. That's the music.

That's the music. Well, they call it music. Oh. Matthew Derman. They'll call anything music these days. Don't get me fucking started on what they'll call music. I love the synthesizer just as anyone else. I watch Stranger Things.

I get it. I'm a fucking outsider. But it's not all music. Some of the bleeps aren't music. Matthew Dermond and Zane Konefsky who are in a band I believe called Band Books.

And also there's a person who plays the old 12 string and bass on a track here named Will Good. Pretty good. Goddamn, Dave. Dave. How do you do it?

He's like a cyborg. I'm glad we always run through this before we record it. No, I was doing a little oppositional research on this fellow. Oppositional research? What do you call it? What is it called? An op-ed? Just research? What's oppositional research?

When a campaign does research on another one, what is it called? Yeah, oppo research. But it wasn't oppo. It was just research. It was just research. It wasn't... It's't oppo It was just research It wasn't It's not oppo Are you trying to do some bad stuff about this dude?

You were trying to Did you collude with anyone To get info That you could use against this person The scary part is I don't even know why I did it I just wanted to feel the power Now this person was in a band that was on Do you remember that comp Bread the Edible Napkin The scary part is I don't even know why I did it. I just wanted to feel the power.

Now, this person was in a band that was on... Do you remember that comp, Bread the Edible Napkin, on No Idea? Uh-uh. You don't remember that? Bread the Edible Napkin. No, Bread the Edible Napkin. Like Hot Water Music, Floor, Chrissy Front Drive, Cavity, Locust, Skankin' Pickle. Bread the Edible what? End of the Century Party.

This person was on... What band? band well you didn't have that it was like a double lp but there was like no cover it was like five bucks i thought everybody had it because it was like five bucks yeah maybe i did and all the grades are on it braid rhythm collision come on come on now i don't remember what one of these bands sounds like by the way way. What band were they in? It's the one that you don't know who it is. I can't find it now. It doesn't really matter. I thought that was pretty neat.

That's pretty neat. Good piece of oppositional research. How can you weaponize this? That's step two, honestly. But yeah, I picked picked up i got it queued up to uh we'll play like four of them and then joe b you want oh and that's on flag day flag day which fucking kills it man flag day is just every time every time they send a tape in good stuff it's very good stuff hell yeah you're not god or my father

huh now what are you gonna i don't know are you are you ready are you incredibly cool you want to keep going a little bit longer with that you shut up up, dude. Tyresta? I don't know what this is. Is it Tyresta? Is that how you say it? Umatherapin. We should do a Garfield without Garfield style remix of our podcast where we just take out all of our talking and just leave the sound effects in. That'd be cool.

How come a fan can't do stuff like that for us? It's like 15 minutes of silence and then it's a lizard. That's a tuna, bro. And then music starts playing. No music. Oh, no music either. It's just the sound effects. Is it just silent for the whole thing?

Yeah, everything else is silent. That's cool. Oh, yes. We're just going to sit here and be quiet. Huh? All right, go, Joey. Oh, you sure? So today is one day before my birthday, actually.

Oh, happy birthday. One day before it. Well, I'm not going to see you tomorrow. I've settled on dating sites. Ty Resta. Always ending on Otherworldly Mystics. Yeah. Yeah.

This is a good one. I listened to this one. Always it's called nick turner i know this person also did a tape on obsolete units or excuse me obsolete staircases obsolete staircase not units this just the staircase just the staircase yeah this is a good one let me say it let's say let's say i believe the name of this project may... Bring that back, Dave. Can you actually do that real quick? Yeah, I just can't remember the exact setting for it.

Work on it a little bit. There you go. Oh, that part's so sick. He won't dance. He won't dance. Pizza Boy USA I forget what I was saying, but you ready to play these tapes? Yeah. All right.

Not yet. No, you want to do a few more? Tabs out episode. What number? Oh, my God. 144. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Flew by. Oh, my God. Shut up. Everything is better everywhere else. Everything is better everywhere else. Everything is better everywhere else. Dull is psionic. Despair not grim. It's filtered through low vision. Snag forest, burn brighter.

Mean counters signal psychedelic transfers. Filtered through low vision. Everything is better everywhere else. I read some of my poetry to June Leaf while Robert Frank seemed to listen. Read some of my poetry to June Leaf in a modern Bowery coffee shop while Robert Frank seemed to listen. She critiqued me like a brutalizing massage therapist while I froze like a junkie in bloom in a crestfallen room, shallow, swallowed whole, softly I swooned as if being breastfed. Robert Frank replied, it comes and it goes when asked if he liked poetry. I read some of my poetry to June Leaf in a modern Bowery coffee shop

while Robert Frank seemed to listen. Turning Leaves. She asked if the leaves on the tree in my front yard turned colors in autumn or if they just yellowed and fell to the ground. I wasn't sure is what I replied, but I will be soon and I can't wait to let her know. The Quiet Room Defective restraints, bound by dictionary roundabouts, circumventing a spurious globe, travel in its purest form, spelling out feelings, word for word, renewed if not ancient, synchro-sanct if not regressed, disowning feelings, surrounding the ones you were searching for, checking out stragglers, signaling sleepy, feckless guard dogs tacked her solid as gold molten like metal

that knows she identifies as Elizabeth Bermuda who pesters garnet-y passers-by pretends sense slapping their bellies if they say no and clappering Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.