Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #145 | 8.25.19

Episode Date: August 25, 2019

Crazy Doberman, Acid Parenting, Tethers, SB the Moor, The Holy Circle, Malocclusion, Detieti, Billington/Shippy/Wyche, Northern Liberties, Imelda Marcos, Third Witness, Wes Tirey, and Lake Mary & M. Sage.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean's number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette. They're like, you're sleeping.

Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some cassette. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Tabs out.

Tabs out. Cassette podcast, episode number... We're 145. Gos out. Tabs out. Cassette Podcast. Episode number... We're 145. Go to Joe. We're 145. We're 145. Is it really 145? Yeah. Oh, shit. You put together like a sound collage for it.

That was beautiful. No, I was just doing that on the fly. That's my live... You improv that? Oh, I improv that. Holy shit, Dave. The crowd's going nuts. We don't even have a Patreon. you're giving out that for free oh dave i'm gonna ask you i'm gonna just ask you straight up big guy how you doing feeling a little sick actually i took a too long a nap you took oh yeah that'll get that'll get you that'll get hamburgers Taking too long of a nap Is like yeah that can be bad news

I also took a nap today We were nap buddies And I guarantee we woke up the same exact time I guarantee it I'm Mike by the way I'm Dave That's Dave, Joe B will be here soon Playing the B-sides

We'll get maybe a call in from Doug Kaplan from Hasu Mountain with Doug's Nugs later on. Hey, mister. Last time he didn't call because he was at a Phish concert. You know the hippie drug band Phish? A Phish concert? Yeah. Phish don't play music, Mike.

No, not that. Wait a minute. You were joking. What are you doing over there? Just getting some water moving and some stuff around. But in the meantime, how do you feel about playing some cassette tapes, Dave? I guess we should eventually do that at some point tonight.

Shut up! I'm talking! I'm sorry. What do you got? Oh, you want me to go? Yeah, you, well, you know what? I'll find my tapes. You pick one and then I'll... Did you mic these?

Did you mic my tapes over here on purpose? No. So when I pick them up, it makes noise? Yeah, I thought it'd be a little added content. You know? I thought the fucking listeners would like some stuff like that. Because now you're really listening to the tapes. Wait, these aren't mine.

Let's do it. Those are here. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's a good mic. How come it doesn't pick us up that good? Oh, hold on. You play something first. All right, you know what I'm going to play?

Who else is playing something from... Confusing start. Very confusing start. That's funny. What's funny? Okay, I don't want to hear a joke i gotta get my tapes okay i'll introduce these two here's what i'm gonna play i'm gonna start with this crazy doberman tape dave you find your tapes yet just pick any of them there's a lot of tapes in this room just pick whatever who cares crazy doberman right this is uh i'm a little confused on what like the name Just pick any of them. There's a lot of tapes in this room. Just pick whatever. Who cares?

Crazy Doberman, right? This is... I'm a little confused on what the name of the tape is and what the name of the label is. So I'll go over everything. It says Spin Age Blasters on the cover. And then it says Mind No Mind on the back. And I guess it's numbered 30 out of 60. This is all written on a Noroco case

with like, you know, gold and silver pens. Spin Age Blasters? Is that like a fidget spinner company? Yeah. Spin Age Blasters, I believe, is a radio show on WFMU, maybe? And they played there?

No, you. And they recorded it. Oh. No. You. And maybe the label's called My Nomad? I'm not really sure. I don't know.

But I do know that... I don't like it when things are confusing about what's what on a tape. I just like you to tell me what it is. Yeah, just tell me what it is. Just tell me exactly what it is. You want to be all funny with the art and silly? That's fine.

Put it on a little piece of paper on the inside. Breaks it down for me. It's for everybody's own good. You're never going to make any money. They're having a laugh. That's like when I saw the dick swinging kids in a basement that one time. There was a guy in the back

who said, you're never going to make anything yourself with a name like that. And they didn't. Big Eric Clapton. It's like, oh, the guy that called himself his own name? Yeah, and look what happened to his son, though. Yeah, I don't know what this tape is. I mean, I... Oh.

And then there's just, like, on the shell, it just says Spin Age Blasters And Crazy Doberman written in that The gold ink Jesse DeRosa's on this though, he sat in Oh yeah, he just sat in There was a toilet in the room And he really had to go

So what's he playing? Some horn? Yeah, he's blowing that horn They're all blowing the horns on here. You'll hear it. It's good horn blowing. They really, you know, I've seen a horn before. Never blew one. And then I'm also going to play this tape by Acid Parenting.

UFO Bronze Age. Can you mute Joe B's mic? Because it's really picking up. It is really loud, isn't it? It's really loud. Mute me too while you're at it. Is that the right one? I think it was the right one.

He's number three. Mute me too while you're at it. Is that the right one? I think it was the right one. He's number three. Little inside baseball. Whoever Asset Parenting is, I don't know who it is. I think it's someone from Baltimore. Three. And they sent like five tapes. And you know what? It's just noise.

It's just noise. And I want to play because, Dave, remember when Tabs Out used to be to be just about noise yeah that's all we used to get we used to play some shit now we get like indie bands i know no hey dear podcast don't give your podcast go on what else does the message say love the show yeah they always love the show yeah they always love the show and they want to send like a- The most personal sounding emails in the world. Well, Dave, don't give them shit, man. They love the show.

How do you know? Just be honest. They are. Just be honest. You don't give a shit. You think I'm making that shit up? Just say it. Just say, I'm trying to get my shit out.

He don't think what you said is funny. I saw you do a podcast. Trying to get my shit out. Don't know shit about it. Yeah, don't think what you said is funny. Saw you do a podcast. Trying to get my shit out. Don't know shit about it. Yeah, don't know shit about it. You play tapes. Google music podcast. Don't know shit about you.

I don't even have a tape out. Yeah. Can I give you a J card? Oh, that reminds me. I gotta grab those J cards. No, not even that. They just don't even have... It's just like a digital single.

Check out my digital single. Also, can you send the tape back when you're done Some of these fucking jabronis I just started watching Sopranos by the way Some of these fucking maroons They want to They hire like Like they have someone they pay

To email us And they should know That's what you're paying them for to email me yeah not yet some jackass on a beanbag in a giant building somewhere you stop you stop that's a parenting uh i guess these are all self-release it's just a t-date td tdk tape standard blank tape there it's noise like i said it's noise our roots we're going back to our roots all right It's a TDK tape. Standard playing tape. It's noise. Like I said, it's noise.

Our roots. We're going back to our roots. All right. Well, I'll... No melody on this one. Just a brick. I'll join you, Mike. He's having a laugh. What do you got?

I'm going to play this Tethers tape. Tethers plural? Not tether? Yeah. It's Tethers plural. Huh. More than one. Okay. Who's Tethers plural not tether yeah it's tethers plural oh more than one okay who's tethers uh andrew weathers you shut up okay and uh brendan landis okay sure andrew weathers so uh uh i'm pretty sure it's the same andrew weathers I mean, that's a popular class name. Who knows?

It's a baby fucking wheel, man. Let me see the tape. What's the deal with this thing? Is this noise too, Dave? This is freaking noise, man. Oh, my God. We're getting back to our roots with the noise. Good for us.

Crazy, right? Good for us. Crazy, right? Good for us. So it's the tape's called Bows by Day or Bows by Day? Bows? Bows? I don't know. You've only seen it in print. I've only seen it in print on Lurker Bias. Lurker Bias. Good noise label.

Last year. I like this. Tethers. Alright. You want to do mine first and then we'll go into this? Yeah. Let's do Crazy Doberman. Here's what you're going to hear. Here's what you're going to hear. Hold on.

Crazy Doberman. Asset Parenting. Tethers. Right? I like Andrew Weather's Discogs pick. It's just him on a couch with an alien. I don't believe in this. It's real. I'm looking right at it.

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Ten potent herbs. Two dollars per ounce. then it goes into what what's in there oh some baby wood rose seeds not bad uh ladies and gentlemen we've got a fine line between cutting edge irreverence and trouble with the federal communications commission alias the bd did you like record this on a television with your phone Communications Commission. I'm a fucking meme, motherfucker! I'm a CEO! Alias, The V. Did you, like, record this on a television with your phone or something? Yeah, basically. Joe B! Go to Joe.

Hello. Go to Joe. Come to me. Come to daddy. Do we both have Go to Joe? Three. Go to Joe. Were we both doing that?

Yeah, we were, yeah. It was in stereo. Wait, play that again? Oh, nice. I thought it said tabs out B-sides. I was like, whoa, who made that? I got a special version made. Joby, thanks for showing up.

Thanks. There was some traffic on the way here, but no big deal. Yeah, that'll happen. Just a car accident. What happened? I don't know. They were packing it up. Oh.

Cleaning it up. Oh. Yeah. I like your new glasses. Called the tail end. Oh, thanks. I got three pairs of glasses. ZennyOptical.com.

Bing, bing, bing, bing. They're not sponsors yet. Oh, oh. Crazy Dover. Remember when we had sponsors? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I kind of do. It was cool.

When we did this more regularly. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, don't blame that. I don't think that was why we don't have sponsors anymore. of do it was cool when we did this more regularly yeah I remember that oh don't blame that I don't think that was why we don't have sponsors anymore you do it you still do it

just as regularly yeah you do it just as regularly I do it and I don't record it I do it alone I do it alone it's called a bonus episode

like a bonus I gotta justify it some way it's like extra yeah it's extra you know what I mean but it's not extra it's just the same

it's not us we're the boys that do this together we have fun times together. We like each other. And those Ian and Jamie, they're just the bonus brigade. They're no big deal. They mean nothing to me.

It's like opening a free present. That is still good meat? You don't think they're bonus episodes? No. I think they're bonus. They're just episodes. But it's different. It's different. It's different but it's different it's different it could be it's different it's different it's a lot it's not a bonus i think people think it's a bonus you get once a year christmas time you know what i

mean you're like oh thanks so you think we should just release that once a year once a year christmas all of them still record them as much as you're doing now So then you feel good I don't even record all of them Sometimes I come up here and just gab Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing Catch me up to speed Crazy Doberman Live tape, Jesse DeRosa's on it Oh, nice

Acid parenting Acid parenting? You ever do that? I do weird stuff sometimes, but not that. Not liking it. And tethers. Tethers. On Lurker Bias.

So that's the first three. And now you're here, Joe B. And now I'm here. And I kind of feel like me and you, we could do something right now. Mike. Me too, man. I'm just so excited that you're here. This beer doesn't taste like mango.

Sorry about that. It's not even juicy. Oh, it's not juicy either? No. That's bullshit. I know. I like a good juicy one. I like them juicy too.

I see you have something on Death Bar Mark. The record label Death Bar Mark. Is that true? It is true. Is that this one? And i have two tapes here on death by mark oh i can smell my booger you ever get that you no now is that smelly boogers no it's just a faint smell it's very i've got a very good sense of smell i gotta go by my nose i can smell it is it wait a minute boogers have a smell boogers have a smell they gotta have a smell i'm surprised i don't have a smell. They gotta have a smell. I'm surprised I don't smell them while they're up there all the time.

Yeah, why would you... Wait, why would there only be a certain time when you could smell it? Do you have really good... What did you eat today? When they're gooey. If it's a gooey booger. Dave has a really good sense of smell,

but it has to be a little bit out of his nose. Oh, right, because then the back draft and the up draft. I get it. All the workings. It has to be past the workings. Do you have two death bomb archetypes? I do.

Is that a double tape, too? This bottom one is a double tape, and then this top one is a single to standard. Standard tape. I'm going to... I guess. You do yours first, and then I'll do mine, too. All right. Well, I'm going to play it.

We'll let you go. SB the more. SB the more. Like the mores. The card says moops. Remember Seinfeld? Do you remember that TV show, Seinfeld? I remember that one. Classic. What. the Moor. Like the Moors. The card says Moops. Remember Seinfeld? Do you remember that TV show Seinfeld? I remember that one.

Classic. What's the deal? Spirit Realm dot final. I like a name that sounds like a file name. Like that's what he... Well, it wouldn't be dot final, I guess. Wait, no. Hey, Dave, is there any file extensions that are dot final?

Dot final? Yeah, anything... No, never mind then. I take it back. Hey, Dave, is there any file extensions that are.final? .final? Yeah, anything. No, never mind then. I take it back. Maybe like some weird like, I don't know. What's final edition? I don't know all of them.

You're my computer guy. Clip Studio. .final, maybe in like Final Cut. Final Fantasy? Oh my God! I've only ever played Final Fantasy VII. You've never played Final Fantasy VII? No, it's the only one I've ever played. What is that squeaky noise?

What squeaky noise? It was Dave's booger. Damn, that thing was squeaky, Dave. SB the Mortar. This is his third tape on Death Bomb, Mark. Many, many french fries. I like the cover. When this came in the mail,

With the doodles? We got another tape that had the same exact style of doodles And black and white And looked just like this I put them next to each other And they looked just like this Cool story What do you call these little monsters

That he is drawn as on the cover They are like space aliens Oh I don't know There's something from mythology You guys believe in that mythology Thor They are like space aliens. Oh, I don't know. There's something from mythology. You guys believe in that mythology? I do believe in mythology. Thor. Thor, I love Thor.

Zeus. What do you think about his hammer? Pan. I love his hammer. Yes. The flute. Milonor, I don't know how to say it. Is it true with Pan?

Minotaur? No, not a Minotaur. He lives in a labyrinth or a maze. You'll never find him. What's the difference between a labyrinth or a maze. You'll never find him. What's the difference between a labyrinth and a maze? Well, a labyrinth, a maze can be like no walls.

What? What? No walls. No walls? Yeah, just lines on the ground. That's a maze? That can be a maze? That's good enough for a maze, yeah. But a labyrinth has walls. So you can just give up if you're frustrated? You just step over it? Ah, this is stupid. Go right to the middle. If you're in a labyrinth.

If you get frustrated with a maze, you can step out of it. If you get frustrated with a labyrinth, you must complete it. You must still complete it. I think the minotaur's in the labyrinth. I'm going to play the Holy Circle. Tape is called Sick with Love. Look at those brows on that cover. They're on fleek.

Pretty good. They are pretty good. I love this artwork. It's got this those brows on that cover. They're on fleek. Pretty good. They are pretty good. I love this artwork. It's got this eye drawn on the cover. And then inside the eye is the eye. Oh, they're two people kissing. There's two smoochers. Ever had a lizard kiss you? This is kind of erotic. Kinda. But then there's a little

tear coming out of the tear duct. And then there's something in that. Right under the toilet. It's a hand, but... My vision these days, I can't really... Maybe a hand holding a flower? Why don't we have a toilet flushing on the soundboard? Too much stuff. That's okay! What's this, a band? This is a band,

yeah. I know, I'm sorry. Who's Terrence Hannum? Terrence Hannum. I know that name. Locrian. Axebreaker. Okay. He plays guitar, synths, and drum machine. He does. He plays them all.

What? Virtuoso. Virtuoso. Multi-instrumentalist. Oh, that's crazy. Who else is there? Holy goddamn God, Greg. Rob Savilo.

Rob Savilo. Go to Joe. Guitars. Erica Bergener-Hanum. It's a lizard. His sister or maybe his wife. A wife? It's a lizard.

Sister-in-law. These are all people. What else could it be? His mom? It could be his mom. Daughter. Why would his daughter? Yeah, it could be his daughter.

Oh, there's a sticker. It's a college candidate. Is it a sticker? Oh, it is. You got to give me that because my kid gets all the stickers. That's a rule. That is a union rule with Tabs Out. Yeah, big time.

And then I'm also going to play... Oh, but this tape slaps. Got synthesizer slaps hard. It's a slicer. You're going to get sliced with it. This tape will slice you, so be careful. I can't wait to slap it. No, you don't slap the things.

Oh, they get slapped. George Chen Word Origami Deluxe. Stand-up comedian, George Chen. But this double tape, the first side, just side A, is the stand-up. In the basement of some kind of video store or something. Sounds real erotic. It's not when you listen to it. The other two tapes are all remixes of the stand-up.

People are remixing the jokes? They're... In a way. Huh. In a way, yes. Sounds pretty artsy. What are you going to play from that? Well, I'm going to play...

The remix or the OG? I'm going to play a remix track. I'm not going to get it, though. No, you will not get the humor. But also, some of these humor tracks, they're not even funny names. Darn it. Catering is one. That's not funny, right?

That's not funny. Free Pizza? That's not funny. I love Free Pizza. That's super serious. Pizza Boy USA. 300 hamburgers. Yeah, these aren't funny. I love free pizza. That's like super serious. Pizza boy USA. 300 hamburgers. Yeah, these aren't funny.

Burger King. Oh, man. Malocclusion. What a world we live in. Malocclusion. No collusion. No collusion. Remix is called Dead Friend Request

And McDonald's Mucks is on this Mike Shifflett is on this Just glancing around They put the type so small A lot of people Three other sides. I mean, Jesus.

I mean, long tapes. Long tapes and good stuff. I like the picture of him on the back, though, because he's like, hey. Hey, you know what I'm talking about? Hey. You seen this thing? He looks like on the back.

On the front, he's kind of like, huh. You think that's what he's like? Yeah. I think on the front, he's like, yeah. And on the back, he's kind of like yeah you think that's what he's like yeah i think on the front he's like and on the back he's like huh all right let's play these three death bomb this is the death bomb block bomb goes off put in a bomb goes off sound dave Dave. Yeah. I keep my hair so nappy. Don't be fucking with me. You was more like Scooby. Bitch, I'm scrappy. They be trying to tag me. And I don't need to know they reasons. Yeah, I'm mostly solo.

Cause I done seen so many treasons. I'm a salty bitch. A nigga been through all the seasons. I'm a salty bitch. A nigga been through all the seasons. Hoes. Dressed. Hoes.

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What is the flow? This is a bust This is a must Blow with the elephant, baby Then you're gonna get it Hot fuck with the trust If they did it, they could do it again Yeah, if they did it, they gonna do it again

If they do it, I keep taking my friends I got the blade on me, come right to the end Thank you. Outro Music them yeah that's for the future and yeah you better bring your A-game before they shoot you help me to understand On the phone Help me to understand Help me to run the phone Help me just on my own Help me to run the phone Yeah. Help me to slow my head I'm not afraid to be alone Thank you. We knew better. We knew better. The case was that we sat together.

Remember that we were never We were lost and we called each other We knew we were safe When we were young We are. We were just Me and her Me and her I will hear you start a new year I'll fight you, you stop running Time to face the past We're not living

We won't be Love goes on and on If we don't find something to throw It's time to ask ourselves What we wanted You and me When we were young Free in the air

When we were young Free in the air When we were young Free in the air We were young, we were young We were young, we were young We were young Thank you. so um Thank you. Hit it, DJ! The 2016 Remix. Hit it, DJ. On re-entry into the atmosphere. I'm going to what to do with this. I'm not really sure. What I could do is

befriend one of my dead friends so I can add you. So you can hit me up for a show. I'm going to go back to the Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do it. So you can take a little job I see you need to hit me instead. I'm sorry. Got a little leak there. We're going to call the aquarium or something. Lots to digest there from death by mark that last one the remix of the jokes i mean was it was it funny did you think it was funny i didn't get it i didn't get it yeah i didn't get it either i don't get it i don't like new comedy huh um before that the whole actually in the end i think it worked out to be better than planned. Holy circle.

Sick with love tape on them. That thing just cuts right in. That's the second track that we played. That thing just cuts right in. SB the more. Spirit Realm dot final. Burger King. Davey boy.

Davey boy. We iced you out that round. You just got iced. Yeah, I noticed. Believe me. 3-0-3-3-0-0. you out that round yeah you got you just got iced yeah i noticed believe me i know three oh three three oh oh go to oh go to j three three you want to do one with joe you three three three bing bong he don't think what you said is funny

they love it they love it they love it so much he just says that shit and they go nuts i want to talk about something we got in the mail the other day oh is that what you got we get a lot of packages in the mail right mail mail mail carriers always bring these packages media mail first class you know all the stuff. Priority. Bubble envelopes. Boxes. Many, many french fries. An envelope comes the other day. Like a number 10 envelope. And I'm like, what is this? What's a number 10 envelope?

A standard envelope. A standard envelope. Your standard envelope. Like a letter would be in. A letter would be in. Like a white. You'd never fold an 8.5 by 11 piece of paper. It fits in a number 10 envelope.

Okay. Now you got self-sealing ones. You got number 10 envelope. Okay. Now, you got self-sealing ones. You got number 10 windows. Oh, with the plastic little window where you see the address? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like those. I like those. This one didn't have a window.

Okay. Handwritten. Did it have a return address? Possibly. In the upper left-hand corner. I mean, look. I mean, look. There's just two J cards inside with one sheet.

Let me see those. Oh, my God. This is a nice paper. And look, they circled at the bottom if you want to download it. What is that, a contract? Jesus Christ. Dave, go to this. Go to https

colon front slash front slash drive dot google dot com slash drive slash you. Are you doing this? No. You're not calculating this? You can't click on that? I'm clicking. Slash one. Now I clicking. Slash one.

Now I got to start over. Hold on. There's two links on here. It ends. Let me just tell you how it ends. F, capital F, lowercase p, capital C, lowercase s, capital C, lowercase a, capital J, underscore a, lowercase a. Like, who's, am I typing this in? Send me a tape.

I zoned out. This is insane. I'm sorry. Am I typing this in? Send me a tape. This is insane. I'm sorry. So we got this envelope. Why would they even send us the J cards? To show how nice they are. So we would dub our own copy? I don't know. Let me see these things. What are these wackos? I don't know. This is insane.

This is the weirdest mail we've ever gotten. There's an inverted yield curve. People are cutting back. People are not spending this much. What's that puzzle? You know what? I think they want to...

Inverted yield curve? Economics. It's all economics. I think they thought we're a duplication company. Oh, no. Oh, and now we're making the tapes? Yeah, we're making the tapes. Well, if I knew that, I would have started on the order.

How many do I need to make here? Two. Yeah, just two. So what is this? Oh, no, boys, we're in trouble. It says released July 22nd, 2019. Oh, we're way behind. I missed it.

Oh, sir, sir. Wait, price per tape. So do I have to pay to dub these? 425 wholesale. What? Dave, I don't think you're right. I think we need to click harder on the link. It is a weird mail, right?

I just wanted to talk about that. That's bizarre. I know, it's so weird. Get out of here, jabronis. You got a letterhead on this thing. You want to say who it is? Here, I'll bleep it out. Huh.

All right. Do you guys want to play tapes? Yeah. Or do you want to look at these J cards some more? Oh, Dave's going to play some tapes. They're nice J cards. Oh, they're super nice. They're really nice J cards.

It's like a glittery paper. Is that embossed or debossed or upbossed? No, it's just... Upbossed? I haven't heard of that one. How do you upboss? Oh, Dave. Well, that one...

Dave, you should know. Check that one, Mike. The other one. Because I feel like the letters were like... Oh, yeah. Look at that. Recessed. A toilet bowl cake?

Why? No, you gotta... This is letterpress. That's letterpress. Wow, this is really nice. It's super nice. If it only... You know what would have made it really nice?

You put it inside a cube of plastic with a cassette with it. And just send the tape, and then I'd probably be playing it right now. I would take just a tape and a rubber band around it. No, you wouldn't. I wouldn't like it, but I would play it. You know what? You know what? Yeah.

Just the tape with the rubber band around it, because I got the Noralga cases, pal. Yeah. I got plenty of that. If they wanted to skimp on that, no big deal. What are you trying to do, Shanghai me? Huh?

Dude, you want to step outside? That's okay. All right. Davey boy. Play some tapes. All right, I'll play a tape. Oh my God, look at this thing. I'm going to play this Ditaity tape.

It's called... Is the other one Letterpress? Progressive Punk. I love those type of cases. It looks like it's glowing. Yeah, it looks like it's glowing. It's probably because it's from Moscow. What?

Collusion. This is like some... Who's playing Russian tapes? How dare you? Yeah, well, they come in the mail. They come in the mail. I'm surprised it gets over here. It's like this Russian Mr. Bungle band.

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's cool. I'm cool. I'm for that. And there's some... What, there's trading cards that come with it? There's, like, stickers or trading cards in it with, like, frogs and ghouls, like a weed

yeti. Let me see. Okay. So, an incredibly weed yeti. Let me see. So an incredibly cool little lizard. I really like the artwork on this. Do you dig the art? Let's see here. This is like...

That reminds me of something. Look at this one dude. Almost like a Beavis and Butthead kind of vibe to it or something. One of these stickers is like yeti legs and feet with a leather jacket holding like a bottle of like whiskey and a joint and then the other hand's a pot leaf and it's a skull with a clown nose and a little hat on top of it yeah this is These are very nice. I'm not scared at all by any of this, by the way. Nah, I'm not scared.

I don't want to see it again. I'm going to throw it away, but I don't want to... You know what? Just to be safe. I got the EBGBs. I put in the shredder just to be safe. Oh, good. There's that. So what is this? This is some Russian bungle?

You know who plays Russian bungle? Yeah, it's like some Russian tea tree. All right. You want to play another one with it? And then Joby can play one. Oh, I'm going to play another one as well? Yeah, why not? All right.

I'll play this. Go for it. Play a slow circle. Look at this here. This Billington Shippy. Huh? Billington Shippy and white tape. Huh? We played something from these dudes before maybe on

Astral Spirits It's a fucking big sea turtle I don't know. The name doesn't sound familiar Say it one more time Billington, like Ben Billington Ben Billington and who else? Oh yeah on Astral Spirits We played a tape on Astral Spirits

I think there was one other person Was it a trio and who else? Oh yeah, on National Spirits. We played a tape on National Spirits. I think there was one other person. Was it a trio on National Spirits? You don't know what to say? Not going to check either. I like the look of that tape. I like all those blues. I think it's No Index. Is that the name of the label?

No Index, huh? I think. Who knows? That name doesn't sound familiar, Dave. I can't help you. I'm not standing! I don't know when it came out, either. Damn, you got nothing.

You got nothing. I had some stuff written down. No, don't clap. This sucks. You pizza boy. I took too long of a nap earlier. Oh, I forgot to tell you, Joe. I took too long of a nap earlier. Yeah, you had a nap. Dan's getting sleepy. Oh, I forgot to tell you, Joe.

What happened? We took a nap together. Ew. But not in the same place. But we both took daytime naps. But I am completely refreshed 100% for mine. Dave is a little bit. You know, whenever I take a nap, I'm ruined afterwards.

If it's too long, you know. You know? Then I'm just sleepy for the rest of the day. The rest of the night. But then can't fall asleep at night. Yeah. What are you going to do? I'm going to play this new Northern Liberties tape.

What? Northern Liberties. They're still making music? Don't you work with one of these people? I work with one of these jabronis. This is pay to play. You can't do pay all on this show. I get my cut if you... What did you get?

I get my cut. Don't worry, man. We'll talk about that. Get in line. Get in line. Do it legally. Dave's got... You gotta do it legally.

You shut up, dude. Dave's got plenty of people from his work that are giving him tapes. You kidding me? Those patients he drives around? They're always giving him tapes. Do you think he just plays them? I bought this one. No, I didn't buy it.

It's a garbage can in there. It's fucking payola. We'll do it anyway. Go ahead. All right, well, they just self-released this new record. Okay.

Parallel Hell. That's a poison snake? In fact, they had a little concert the other night. Are you kidding me? You went to a concert? It was a rock concert. What?

Joe B. Did you get in the mosh pit? No, it was crazy. Yeah, I moshed. Joe B., can i ask you one question and be honest uh-huh did you stage dive i did oh my god at the rock and roll concert look at you it was awesome high five files done let me see this they also just put out a remix tape no i didn't bring that though yeah i just brought the record you have the remix though i do

i'll play that next pretty good what a tease again they they gave you enough they paid you off enough that you're doing two episodes in a row yeah yeah damn it's gonna be crazy i might wear the shirt next time wait a minute you have before now that i think about it, this has been going on forever. I got a new one. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Huh? This is tight. Bing, bong.

This artwork is cool as hell, man. Get out of here. These horses are cool as hell. Yeah, Justin, the singer, does all the art. I have. And his drawings are crazy. I feel like, did one of their records come with an enormous poster? Probably.

Good enough for me. Because I have a really big poster that he made that's like, it's huge. It's almost as big as all those for those listeners he's pointing at. What are these people on a tape? He's pointing at Dave's tape. It sucks though because it's so big I have nowhere to put it so it's just rolled up in the closet.

Again, it's big. You got nowhere to put it? Huge. I got nowhere to put it. Give's just rolled up in the closet. Again, it's big. You got nowhere to put it? Huge. I got nowhere to put it. Give it to me. I'll do something with it. All right. You're going to cut it up.

You going to play these three? I see you look at this space. What's up? You going to play these three tapes? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, are you taking a nap too, man? I know. Come on, man.

Make this content. Come on, man. Come on, man. Make this content with me. I work today. I took a nap. That can sometimes be harder to work guitar solo guitar solo I'm sorry. Thank you. Yeah! Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. This crushing rage Bring the light To the darkened past

In this Endless maze In which so much struggle Against a night so deep That sets us free Let's set out on a ride Let's set out on a ride Blame Switch the body on All of your tears

have been sealed and sung Spilling your heart And chilling this voice Can't show so good And it Made me guitar solo Wait till you're waiting

Wait till you're waiting Wait till you're waiting Waiting, waiting alone Waiting, waiting alone Waiting, endless waiting alone Waiting,less waiting alone Waiting Endless waiting alone Waiting

Waiting Alone Waiting alone We'll be right back. We're all in this together We're all in this together We're all in this together And we're all in this together We're all in this together I dance I dance I dance

I dance Rock Block. That was a rock block. I'll be damned if that wasn't a rock block. Up your ass, rock block, right there. We should go over all of it again, because I kind of blacked it off. I shouldn't have put these peanuts in my mouth. Go to Joe.

Go to Joe. I played the Northern Liberty State. Parallel hell. You did. Pay to play. You paid that. Who knows what they're going to eat. Go to Joe.

Buku Bucks. Billington, Shippy Wike before that, the eventual Warp Cat, right? On no index. On no index. Little trio. They had all of Chicago. Chicago. Chicago.

Pretty good. So windy. And then what was the Russian one, the collusion one? Dytetree? Dytetree? Dytetree? Dytetree? Dytetree, baby. Progressive punk. Russian one, the collusion one? Oh, the tea tree? The tea tree? The tea tray? The tea tray? Dikini, baby?

Progressive punk. Oh, we believe no name. Oh, no. The tea... The tie tea. The tie tea. There's no R in there. Dude, want to step outside? The tea tea?

Who knows, Dave? It's Russian. Who knows? Who knows? No one knows. Progressive punk, and we believe it's on I love the artwork for that fucking thing though There's a lot of cute little drawings in there

I love them No name We think it's the name of the label But we don't know right Little confusion Or addicted Or addicted you said right Addicted

Addicted Addicted label Past tense or addicted you said right or addicted addicted who knows it doesn't matter yeah we're gonna addicted label past tense past tense all righty go to joe go to joe right under the toilet are you going to play a save again three three oh yeah play another one joe again all right all right Get in there. Go to Joe. This is a band called Imelda Marcos. What is it called? Imelda Marcos on Already Dead.

Imelda Marcos on Already Dead tapes. Former First Lady of the Philippines. Goodbye. Is that who that is? I believe so. Tatlo is the name of this. Oh, you do Tatlows. I do Tatlows all the time. This is more pay to play for you? I'm really into body modification. On Already Dead

number three. Tatio? Tato? Tatlow. T-A-T-L-O. That's an L. That's the name of the tape. I see it now. I don't know. I don't know. Pretty psychedelic artwork. I was just going to say, what did you did you fucking slip some acid into my water? Triangles, swirls, circles, colors.

Dave, look at this. The whole thing. How many colors do you say? It's a garbage can in there. At least three. It's like you're on drugs with this. I know. Look at all this stuff.

I can't look at that too long. Somebody used, somebody got a triangle in Photoshop, and then let me tell you what they did with it. They made a few more. And each one has a different little, it like almost like it's tie-dyed it's so they could have went though with the circles being directly in the center of the triangle so they didn't they moved it over a little bit i mean let me hold it he wants to really touch i want it back oh i need to have contact with it why is is it all wet? It is very wet. Sorry, that was me.

It's like Dave and Matt. It's not really wet. That's the duo. I was just busting chops. I was saying it was dry. Did you just get a haircut? I was afraid you were going to bring it up. Can we just talk about your glasses?

It looks good. It's scary looking. Yeah, they just never know what to do with me. They don't know how to handle me when I walk in there. I get in the chair. I honestly think it looks good. It looks like a do. It looks like a hair.

Well, let me tell you. I've been... I'll come clean. I got a product. You've been using product? I've been using product. All right. I've been using some sort of like a tin of something.

Okay. What about roasted peppers? I mean, it looks perfectly natural. You know what I've been doing? I've been putting roasted red peppers in it. A lot of people like it. I've been putting the marinade... You've got a thick head of hair.

I do. It's a blessing and a curse. A lot of people like it. You've got a thick head of hair. I do. It's a blessing and a curse. I mean, it's gorgeous. It's beautiful. The ladies love it. You've got to run your fingers through it. Look at your head. Look, Mikey.

They love it. That's the Italian, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought. It's thick, too. Give you a little lizard kiss here. Do you love lizard kisses?

Would you like to have a lizard kiss? So I'm playing that tape, and then what do you want me to do, boss? Come on, cool it. You're playing the tape. Everyone cool the hell out. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. By the way, Doug has yet to call us. Oh, is he going to call?

Well, that's the thing. He might be doing more drugs or something. We did the best we could. Sorry. I'm going to play a track off of this new compilation. Comp. It's a good one, though. Oh, all right.

It's got a whole theme. I'll get there. It's called Shopland World, music for a discovery park of miniature supermarkets coming soon in Cadiz, Poland or maybe little France. Many, many french fries. I don't know anything you just said. Strategic tape reserve. So I don't know. Let me go through.

So I think what this is. It's music. 300 hamburgers. That's made for They're going to make in like the year 2020 or something next year or maybe it's a little more than that 2027 oh this is that this is the plan is to make a discovery park and mcdonald's which i guess is like a theme park and mcdonald's and all the stops everything will be miniature supermarkets and mcdonald's and all the stops everything will be miniature supermarkets and mcdonald's

and mcdonald's what's the scale well there's a picture on the cover here to give you an idea are these people kneeling by it looks like 1 30 seconds let me go like that i'm the scale expert. Let Dave check that scale. It's high concept. The concept is so high. Wow. The concept is through the roof. It's got a coupon inside. There is a coupon.

How much percentage off did we get? 15. Ooh, that's a lot. It's pretty good. It doesn't expire either. Are you serious? Yeah, Chuck Schumer's been working on that. Oh, good.

Oh, that's illegal. Coupons can't expire. I like when his glasses are all the way down. Well, what have we had to do, Mr. Trump? Oh, come on. That's my Schumer. That's my't explode. I like when his glasses are all the way down. Well, what are we going to do, Mr. Trump? That's my Schubert. That's my Schubert. I've never heard him, but I love it. Right under the toilet.

Hand that back to me, Dave. Unless you want to peruse it, look at the track list. I do want to look at the track list. It's beautiful artwork. So what's the music? Okay. So I think maybe... Oh, this is a compilation.

It's a compilation. The music is music that'll be pumped through the Discovery Park, like over the speakers, through rocks with speakers in them. Oh, I like the Wolf Sanctuary. Read some of the places. What's in there? There's more than just supermarkets in this place, and that coupon will come in handy.

It's 50%... Poland? Where's little France? In Franceance is france close to poland it's all the eu is very complicated right you take trains there's brexit and then there's dispute there are disputed borderlines dave read off a little bit of uh what's there uh there's a shopland uh lag. No swimming allowed. It's a very weird shape, too. It's almost like a shape of a...

We're going to call the aquarium a sun. I don't know if this is real. Yeah, I don't think it's quite real, either. Mike gave me a... The wolf sanctuary is very nice. There's a little... An eye movement. There's little wolves, like...

What are they doing, Dave? You can't even describe it. I can't even see that close. It's just the way that they're popped in there. They're in the woods. And that coupon's for 15% off. Gift shop, entry gate, security tower. You gotta have one of those, please.

Shopland Nepal. What are the names of the stores? Shopland Argentina. They have a cinema. Or will have a cinema. Yeah, this is 2027. Singapore. Canada.

Botswana. They got plenty of time to break ground. Benelux. Is that a place? Let me see. And then there's the Lagoon. Sorry. What is this?

Herpes? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What's it say? Herpes? Heroes. I just can't read anything. Shutoh. Uh-oh. What's it say? Herpes? Heroes. I just can't read anything. Shut up.

I'm talking. Ticket Pavilion. Oh, my God. Hotel and Commerce Center. What the fuck is that, bro? I'm going. Shopland World. You disgrace.

Yeah, I'm going. Got the coupon. I'll use the coupon. I like the little diagram inside. It's very funny. Well, I think it's a family pass. A tabs out European vacation. Oh, they wouldn't's a family pass. A Tabs Out European vacation. Oh, they wouldn't be able to contain us.

Are you kidding me? I would take a one-hitter and be... They wouldn't give me a passport. They wouldn't let me back in. I know that much. I'm on the no fly list. For other reasons. Actually, yeah, we can't get into that.

But you are on the no fly list. We're just going to sit here and be quiet. It's a 15% off family annual pass. You have to buy the whole year? Yeah. That's bullshit. I just want to go once. I don't live in Poland.

Poor little France. Cash only. Nicholas Langley, Elizabeth Joan Kelly, Fire Tools, Furnace, Wetman Chelmets A lot of, uh, Qualchin A lot of names you might recognize here Dare Moans, Marsha Fisher, Petri Dish Moans Pony

You recognize some of these, right? Yeah, how'd they get that gig? I have no clue Heavens to Betsy, I have no clue Um, beautiful pink Joby, I gotta ask ya Yeah, coral No, I'm just curious I have no clue. I have no clue. Beautiful pink. Joe B., I got to ask you. Yeah. Coral.

No, it's not coral. No, I'm just curious. Do you like the pink shell with just the little sticker, the little circle sticker in the corner? Color M&M is like blood. Well, these are the health food ones, so it's like all natural. Be careful. That's beet. Yeah.

What do you think? Do you like it or do you not like it? Let me see. Just answer the question. I'm going to guess. I like it. Okay. Let me see.

I'm going to play the third witness track from here. The third witness is never reliable. That's true. I like the sticker. You like it? Yeah. Okay, good. There's a little bubble in true. I like the sticker. You like it? Yeah. Okay, good. There's a little bubble in it.

I'm not happy with that. Too scary. You need to get your little tiny squeegee out. I have a tiny tape squeegee that I use for... Yeah, I use on the shell labels, the stickers. It cleans the windows, too. It does. You gotta clean the little windows

Real quick Real quick That's my problem with these flimsy new windows Is my squeegee's been bending Yeah, because you've got to clean I get in there with a little I have a little jeweler's loop on And I get in there and I clean those windows

I dust the spools off It's got a little thimble full of cleaner Yeah, I'm taking care of my tapes. You kidding me? I don't take care of my tapes. My mom takes away Mario Kart for a week. Joe likes miniature things. I do. Oh, which reminds me. I drove by a hobby shop. I wanted to talk to you about that. Where?

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shopping our Kmart pharmacy. Did you mute me? I muted you. You were chewing. Oh, yeah, chewing. I don't like chewing noises. He hates it. Dave hates it. I got a little bit of gorp left here.

What's it called? Misophonia or something? Uh-huh. No, it's good old raisins and peanuts. What do you call it? Guts. What do you call it? Gorp. What do you call it? Gorp?

Keith, don't think what you said is funny. Gorp. So that's what it's going to sound like at Shopland World. Sounds pretty scary. Not liking it? Yeah. I'll go. I like theme parks.

I don't know if I want to walk around and kneel down, though. Like, why don't they... The illustration here on the cover... Well, you have to... You can kneel down because there's little magnifying glasses if you really want to look at the details. Yeah, but I think they should be on tables. They should be raised up.

That's not realistic. Oh, well, then you could... Because you're walking on the streets. Oh, so you're, like, walking... Okay. So you want it to be like you're like in a world that's real And you're huge Yeah, yeah

That's the real thing Be careful where you step It's like a sexual thing Oh, well, everything is I mean, what isn't? Name me one thing, isn't it? I can't It's a fucking big sea turtle

Alright And McDonald's Gosh Man And McDonald's I want his teeth to fall out again So bad Go to Joe

Alright You boys gotta I guess Doug's not calling Fuck Doug That's two strikes I'm beginning to think He doesn't want to do this Did you remind him?

And he said no But I was like Ha ha Talk to you later Wait What? No he said He was going to be at the show

And to let him know in advance. Oh, he's at a rock concert, man. Yeah, leave him alone, Mike. Stop trying to get everybody to do things for you. Call me. I need segments. A podcast needs segments, Dave. What's on the bonus show?

You don't listen? We do all kinds of fun stuff. We have a game that we play. Yeah, we have a lot of fun. Well, I pretend like it. Force a lot of my laughs. Don't have to here. They're natural here.

Force a lot of them with those guys. A lot of rock and roll tonight. Yeah, it was a big rock night. I got my cowboy boots on. American rock and roll. Yeah, I guess 50 anniversary of Woodstock. We're ready to pay tribute to the greats,

the legends, the rocksters. It should just be a download code this time. It is. It is just a download code. Woodstock 50 is a download code. But you have to go to Woodstock to read. There's a machine? There's a machine, yeah, that you physically put it in.

And you set up your tent. Yeah. You listen to it. No, you just wait for it to be done and then you leave. All right. You can only download it on the premises. It takes a long time. I hear it's wild.

What, Woodstock? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Free love. Free love. Oh, yeah. You know what that means, right? Sexual. Come on. All right, me know what that means, right? Sexual.

Come on. Alright, me and Dave are going to take it out. Take the two tapes on. Patient sound. Bing, bing, bing, bing. There it is. Bing, bing, bing, bing. After ten long years, patient sound.

It's calling in an end. What? Oh, yeah, really? Oh, yeah, man. You didn't hear the news? You didn't get the news? I didn't get the... What, did he get fined because he wasn't mowing his lawn out back then?

Yeah. Good Instagram joke. As for our listeners that also follow Matt Sage on Instagram. Yeah, what's he doing? Not cutting it all the way? It's art, right? Yeah, it's art. It's unmode strip.

Here's what can be art. These kids want student loan forgiveness. They're going there to learn art So they can not mow their lawn I'll pay for that There's probably snakes in there You gotta watch out for the snakes I'm gonna play West Tyree West Tyree

No winners in the blues No winners in the blues That's a poison snake No winners No there can't be winners But like I was saying, 10 years, 2009 to 2019. It's time to, you know. It's like Seinfeld.

Ended on a good note. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's necessarily as good as Seinfeld was. No? No. Seinfeld is better. Seinfeld is kind of like, who would Seinfeld be if it was a tape label? Not Patient Sounds, that's for sure.

No, it would be like... Patient Sounds would be mad about you, easily. Or maybe Wings. Wings. Yeah. Was that a spinoff of anything? Wangs. Wangs.

But yeah, I think he just did a CD comp. I think it could be like Tranquility Tranquility be Seinfeld? I think Tranquility be Friends Personally I'm waiting for one of you guys to say it I think my label is Seinfeld And I know you're not going to say it Because you know

We don't talk about that here. This gold on blue shell, though. Gold imprint on this blue shell here looks fucking tight. It's nice. Look at that. Remember when we used to talk about the shells and stuff? It's like purplish blue. Yeah.

It's a good color. It's a great color. Pretty good. I'm going to talk about this shell, too. What is it? It's a fucking big sea turtle. I'm also going to play some patient sounds. No way.

It's an incredibly cool little lizard. Lake Marion MSage tape. Oh, MSage. Matt Sage does the label. From last year. And it's one of those weird gold shells that looks like it's cracked. Yeah, what's with those? I don't know.

I don't like them. It's like the stuff that makes it gold settles in a weird spot. Yeah. When it's being made or something. I don't know. Don't add anything weird. Don't add any outside elements. Ew, what is that?

What is it? A bug? A little raisin. Jesus Christ. Dave, you're bugging out, man. Jesus Christ, man. You all right? Tiny little raisin.

I thought it was a tick. I got a tick bite recently, and it freaked me out pretty bad. Well, don't bring your sardine to the podcast. Jesus. That was weeks ago, Dave. Get thought it was a tick. I got a tick bite recently and it freaked me out pretty bad. Well, don't bring your sardine to the podcast. Jesus. That was weeks ago, Dave. Get over it. A lot of people love the roasted pepper on the pizza. Yeah, it's an optical illusion, Dave. I don't know. It's so weird. It is weird, right? Yeah, because I want

there to be a texture right there, but then it's completely smooth. Yeah. Let's take it apart. We could. No, wait. Let me give you the case. When did this come out? Is this the number one? Last year. Oh, it says it right. We could. No, wait. Let me give you the case. When did this come out? Is this the number one? Last year. Oh, it says it right on the shell.

Look at that. What are you trying to do? Saying hi, me? It's safe. Pop quiz, Hot Shot. What's that on the cover? Oh, it's some kind of mythology thing. Yeah, what are the names?

Let me see. Is it Ramsay and Thor? Oh, that's... Oh, what are they doing? Tigress and Euphrates. Oh, this is so gross. It's Romulus and Remus. They're sucking all that tiger root beer.

I knew it was something like that. They're sucking all that tiger root beer out of that thing. Tiger root beer. I think it's a wolf. Who knows what that is. Everything's so sexual, though. Pretty good. How many wolf titties are on there?

Like six, right? I can't tell if they're shadows or just ones that are backlit. I think it's backlit ones. I think there's six. Four? I think there's eight. Eight? Yeah.

Pause the show. Joe's got wolf titties in his search history. You don't? Well, yeah, that came with my browser. It was like, welcome to Google Chrome and they searched that. Welcome to Google Chrome. Here's some wolf titties. That's what I'm saying.

Popular search. That's a tuna, bro. What's the shape of the snake letter look like? These folks are really going to town when they're looking at that.

I can't look away. I would love to look away. I can't look away. I would love to look away. I can't look away. Because it's art. The other one, though, what is it? Just a traffic light? Yeah. Some people get off on that kind of stuff.

I guess. And McDonald's. To me, I like a nice just, you know, wolf to you. Yeah, man. Just a nice. Classic. How come this one doesn't have a, the Westree tape doesn't have the release number on the spine What?

At some point did he stop doing that? No, they all have it What? This better be a misprint Hold on, no wonder he's giving up Yeah You just can't do it anymore You just can't do it anymore Mike put up that one black vestigial

Limb tape on 905. I'm surprised he kept going after that. You're going to get one mistake. What was that mistake? No, all the tapes were white shells, he's saying, on that label. And then one was black. You messed it up. I messed it up.

I should have stopped the label then. Yeah, but he's screwing this. No wonder he stopped it. You're right, Joe. That was a good one. Shut your mouth! All right, good night. All right, let's take it out. No wonder he's stopping. You're right, Joe. That was a good one. Shut your mouth. All right, good night. All right, let's take it out.

What episode is it, Dave? 145? 145. 145. It's a baby fucking wheel, man. It's crazy because it's not even really that many. 145? Yeah, it's not that many.

What are we doing so infrequently anymore? I know you tell us all the time. You tell us all the time how infrequent all right shout out to patient sounds Six cigarettes in the ashtray Everyone with a lipstick stain Curtains drawn, the music's playing Dogs barking through the Carolina rain. How you killing time these days, day lane? Hope you're doing fine these days Haley It ain't easy, take it easyits I don't get my hopes up anymore Drive the line sometime Hey, Lane It mean the world to me

Hey, Lane I recall the past so easily A first try, a second chance Black coffee, Sunday morning Put your hand down my pants Slap me across my face, hey Elaine Make it hurt like hell Hey lane Sometimes I see you in the streets Your cheap coat and old guitar Let it go, let it be Wave goodbye Start the car

It goes without saying Hey Lane Gotta roll with the punch, Hey Lane. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so now Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. The Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you.