Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #147 | 10.20.19

Episode Date: October 20, 2019

Borokov Borokov, DVD Fair, Bonnie Baxter, Knablinz, OJ Son, Billy Synth, Relatively Clean Rivers, Antony Widoff, Severino Pfifferling, Új Bála, qualchan, drrreems, American Ninja, Turning, and Buck Young.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. That's a good label too. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. They hear me like, we're going to play some cassette.

They're like, you're asleep. We're going to play some cassette. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out.

Cassette Podcast, episode number... Dave, it's up to you. One hundred and... Forty you 147 i heard five 147 i'm like i'm dave and we are here in the scariest of months i'm not scared i'm very scared you know what i just press play on the tape i don't like coming out this this late at night it took some convincing it took some convincing to get you to leave your house. Spooky, spooky. What are you afraid of the most, Dave?

The ghouls? Worms, mainly. I don't like Halloween worms. I don't like spooky candy. Like candy corn? Yeah, I don't like vampires. Play some of this Halloween 3 soundtrack tape in the background. Oh, come on.

A Season of the Witch. We should have started way earlier. Too mean. You wanted to start when it was still laid out because you're a baby? I got the eebie-jeebies. You do have the eebie-jeebies. Well, Davey boy, are you not? Yeah, fade that down.

I just wanted just a little bit in the back. What, is this a bonus episode? You know what? I'm stopping it it now what's that supposed to mean i was gonna i was gonna play that the whole time put it back on no not if you're gonna make fun not if you're gonna make fun oh you know what i'm not even recording it are you serious yeah oh no no no i'm sorry it it goes into the main mix i'm sorry that's even's even scarier. So wait, are you recording it or not? Yeah, I'm recording it. Very nice. Well, Dave, do you want to, and I will press it because I'm not afraid.

Do you want to play a few tapes? Then Joby will get here. Yeah, I'm into that. That's what we normally do. Yes. Well, what do you got, Davey boy? What do you want to play? Mom, I want into that. That's what we normally do. What do you got, Davey Boy? What do you want to play? Mom, I want a baby. I know you.

During this Halloween 3 soundtrack, it's too spooky. Turn it down a little bit. Alright, how's that? I'm still scared, but it's okay. Put our bow right there. What do you want to play? Remix it, man. You know, you're an outsider. Remix it.

I think this counts as an official remix. Definitely. With the talking. All right. I'll play a little bit off this Kudigi Records comp.

Is that how you say the name of that? I think it's more like a Kudigi. Kudigi? Is that how you say it? We've talked about this before. It's some kind of sandwich

and it's probably gross. Yeah. I mean, it looks good. Oh, their logo? Yeah. It looks... kind of sandwich, and it's probably gross. Yeah. I mean, it looks good. Oh, their logo? Yeah. It looks good. I hate to break it to you, Dave. That's a drawing.

That's just a drawing of the sandwich. No. I'm telling you. You've got to believe me. You've got to believe me. So this is Kudiji Records. Yeah. Excellent.

Los Angeles, California. I've got to say, they're becoming one of my favorites. Everything I've heardiji Records. Yeah. Excellent. Los Angeles, California. I got to say, they're becoming one of my favorites. Everything I've heard. No. Yeah. Send more stuff. Have you let them know? This is it.

This is the exclusive announcement. Are you serious? Too scary. You're doing it right now? Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Daddy chill. Ready? Do it.

Do it. I won't hold you back. You go ahead and do do it kudiji records is one of my favorite that's very cool and they put out a sampler platter they call this compilation they're having a laugh with that who's on is this shit that they've already released well let me ask you this is it stuff i don't buy artists that they have released stuff by, but not this stuff? Or is this the stuff that they have released, put into a collection? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's fine.

That's fine. You can't know everything. You know, I want to say no only because there's a lot of stuff on here, and I don't think they have that many releases yet. I think they only have like 14 or 15 releases so far. That sounds about right. They're kind of a new label. Yeah.

But maybe, I don't know. Let me look on the Bane can. Let me look on Bang Can. I love that site. Let me see that while you're doing this. Yeah. This is very... What are these things on the cover? These aren't the sandwiches. What are these things on the cover?

These aren't the sandwiches. What are these balls on the cover? I don't know. I was going to talk about that. They're like meatballs, but with bread on them. They're like corn dogs, but meatballs. It's like a corn dog, but meatballs. And there's dripping sauce coming out of it.

Yeah, it's kind of gross looking, actually. I like the logo better. I think that looks good. The logo looks much more yummy. The balls look disgusting. And what is this sauce? Is that like an aioli? No. That's just like a mustard with sprinkles.

What an odd way to eat these, too. You have about what? A half dozen, or maybe a little bit more than that, a dozen of these balls. Hot dogs, but corn dogs, but meatballs inside. Are they like, are they Rocky mountain oysters?

And they just took two bites. They took one clean bite off of two of them. And then the sauce is just dripping out. Yeah. But it's yeah. Whatever, whatever, however you want to do it.

So what are you going to play off of this? I'm going to play the first two cuts. Yeah, that's the way to go with the comp. First two. I'm going to play searching through it. It's easier. Borokov, Borokov, Borokov. What is it? Borokov, Borokov. Why do you speak Norwegian?

And DVD Fair. DVD Fair. That's a good name. You ever been to a DVD Fair? Oh yeah, many. You ever go in the back room there's a back room I didn't know about that many many french fries 300 hamburgers

daddy chill can I play a tape too I'm gonna play I'm gonna play this new Bonnie Baxter tape called Axis on Hasu Mountain. I've heard about this. You guys hear about this? Good, Jay Leno.

Jay Walkie. You do this? Jay Walkie. You guys hear this? He asks questions. They get it wrong. Hasu Mountain, number 95 they're up to. Have they done 100 yet

i'd like to know if they did maybe it's a possum bonnie baxter she's in the kill alters trio does solo stuff it's all crazy it's like a listen to a baba duke on there it's a lizard it's not a it's way scarier than a lizard maybe it's a possum it's not a possum. It's not a possum either. But he's a ghost. Plus there's an octopus. It's a fucking big sea turtle. It's a baby fucking wheel, man. Woo! The shit's crazy. I love it's...

I want to say something real quick. Just an aside. Just a beef that I have. Uh-oh. Because... This is going to get scary. It is. Hold on. This is going to get scary. It is. Hold on. Let me turn it back on.

Maxwell Allison, who does all the artwork for this. First of all, he does all the artwork for Hasu Mountain stuff. Yes. All these, like, what are these? They're freaking video game screenshots. Yeah, like collages of video game screens. They're beautiful. I don't like when he uses his artwork and it's on another different label.

Why not? I get confused easily. Next thing you know, I got a Doomtrip Records tape with my Azu Mountain tapes. All hell breaks loose in this tape room, Dave. I can't have that. Yeah, you got to keep it orderly in here. That was a heck of an effort.

But this Bonnie Baxter tape, that's how we're listening to, right? We're still listening to Halloween. No, this is still the Halloween 3 season of The Witch. I'm going to put this over in the corner. Too mean. Too rough. Too scary. Give it some reverb so it's like... Yeah, it's in a real scary corner.

Hold on. You know what? Keep that going, Dave. I got something. Hold on. Give it a little bit more reverb. Give me some reverb, too. Not me, but my computer. Oh, you got some drippy noises?

I'm going to put it over in the wet corner where I got a leak. This is way too scary. I don't like this. Freddy's going to come out. My dream. He's going to turn my bed into oatmeal. I'm going to sink into it. He did that? That's not that scary That actually sounds fun

It was a really good time Alright let's do Get serious for one fucking second Let's do the 300 hamburgers That's way too scary Let's do this Kudiji record sampler plate the two tracks off that

and then the bonnie baxter axis tape on hasu mountain okay fair enough okay i have the same conversations with my son so Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Who knows when We name our favorite things And the things they bring What was then Considered an etiquette We just forgot And now I don't really think

Too much is true It's all cyclical, yeah But it's very relative To me and you It's electrical too My family is asleep Waiting for you Resting on the thinness of you

There I'll find you Impesting on the thinness of you Where I'll find you Impressing in the vacuum Rolling, rolling Expressive signals Flowing through Holding, holding The so Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

I say fire! I love you. Thank you. Too scary. There it is. There it is. The Kudiji Records sampler platter. Still, if anybody knows what the balls are on front of that thing. Yeah, Joe B., look at the balls on this thing. Joe B.'s here, by the way. Where are the balls?

Fine connoisseur of balls. If anybody knows what those balls are, hashtag what are the balls on the Kudigi sampler. I don't like it because it seems like it's filled with some sort of white stuff. There's a dipping sauce. I don't think it's filled with that.

I think they've dipped. Oh, you think they've dipped? That dip looks untouched. It does look untouched. You can tell that, huh? Could you settle a bet between me and Dave? Uh-huh. What do you think?

That's meat in the middle? I have no idea. I thought it might be caviar. Do you think that sauce is... What do you think that sauce is? Name that sauce. Name that sauce. It's some sort of aioli.

It's mustard. Thank you. Mustard with sprinkles. Thank you. No, I said it was aioli. Aioli. I know I was right. Chive or something, right?

Green? Yes, they are chives. All right, fine. You guys win. Who was that that we played from that? Was it a comp? Borokov, Borokov. I got two comps today, too.

And DVD Fair. Yeah, two good ones. And I went to a scary one with that Bonnie Baxter tape on Hossu Mountain. Axis, that's a new one. Speaking of... Very much so. Speaking of Hossu Mountain,

we can't end scary. And while I'm saying this, let me put the Halloween 3 Season of the Witch soundtrack tape back in. Don't play that one, Dave. Joe, I hope you're not going to be scared of this, but we're going to be playing this one, and it's very scary. I'm putting reverb on it. Oh my god. We put it in a

scary drippy corner earlier. You wouldn't believe it it was very scary um what did i want to say oh yes another scary thing can we talk about this shortage of ferric oxide oh my gosh i just read about it myself i know i just had it i can't believe there's only one place that refines it it comes in a very special cave you have to find it you have to beat a skeleton and he keeps it all in a treasure chest. But I like that the only reason, there's not a shortage. They've just been remodeling the facility for the last year.

Don't ruin the scariness. So it's like, who told you that? Where are you getting your information? In the article, on fact. Where are you getting your information? I have a question. Fact, man. I made a bowl of pasta, and these pumpkins grew out of it.

I'm looking for... So it was definitely clickbait-y. Oh, please. A shortage of ferric oxide. You think I would fall for clickbait? They're just remodeling. They had pallets of it. It's not like it's not there anymore.

It's there. But there's only one place? You're not a scientist. Where is it? The factory. Do you know? What factory what factory you talk about national auto company or the place that makes that that that takes the oxide and ferrics it yeah you know it can do that that's like where they make fentanyl you're not allowed near that this cookies but anyway national auto company said this month they're getting like 10 tons they got got like 18,000 pounds of it, man.

It's full of potato sacks, full of it. They smuggled it in. Which is so weird. So how do they get it? Dave, they're not cookies, by the way. It's ferric oxide. This is way serious. They don't just get like tape.

They get like the compound and then they got to like... I think they're making the tape now. I don't get it. So you did a shake like you were mining for gold, like you were panning the gold. Bing, bong. Yeah. Well, no, it was more like the ferric oxide

is some sort of liquid, and they take the tape, and there's someone that dumps it in it, and then they're shaking it off to get all the excess liquid off, and then they dry it. No, I imagine the ferric oxide's more like a Parmesan cheese, and they're kind of sprinkling it on. But how does it get smooth on the tape?

Well, they got a guy that'll heat it up. He sits on it. He sits on it. A guy with real hot butt cheeks sits on it. That's how you make the chrome. Actually, he died. That's why they can't make chrome anymore. They put it through like a pasta cutter. Tape is made.

When you first make tape, it's really wide. It's like a dough. It's a good dough. And you do have to put it through a pasta maker, and you got an old Italian lady turning the knob, and it's coming out the other side. Oh, Joby, now that you're here. I'm here.

There's some scariness going on. Oh. More scary stuff? Creepy crawlies. I going on More scary stuff? I don't like scary stuff Are you ready to play some tapes? Do you want to play some tapes? I'll play a tape Should we keep this Halloween 3 going on? Yeah, don't fuck this up, man

What do you got? I'll play a comp The Conference What's it called? the conference 77 rise recordings you can make a great deal don't be a fool which I ordered a bunch of tapes from

Dave that's what I said I think I saw them on an ad as well like your hat this isn't a mailbag this is something you bought I bought this with money are you serious you're kidding me bought this with money. Are you serious? You're kidding me.

I'm crazy. Whoa. Nuts. Nuts with my money. I don't care. You don't. Tax man be damned. Yeah, exactly.

Daddy chill. Mom, I want a baby. So I'll just play some cuts off the A side. Let me see this tape. Who is 77 Rise Recordings? It's like a label put out like hip hop tapes. How'd you know to buy this? I think I saw an ad or something.

An ad where? On Instagram. You saw like a promoted Instagram? I think so. You don't get promoted on Instagram? Not from tape labels. Mike's got a lot of ad blockers. I got all my ad blockers on, yeah,

because I got so many Russians using my phone, man. He bought Beta Blockers Plus. I did. I honestly don't remember where I saw this label. I'm going to do a brain test on you guys. I clicked on it, and then I bought four or five tapes. You did a brain test? No.

Is that what you said? No, no. Mike wants to do a brain test. I want to do a brain test on you guys. I want both of you to look at this tape. Look at the cover. Put your glasses on. Give about five seconds. It's like a brain test. I want to do a brain test on you guys. I want both of you to look at this tape. Look at the cover. Look at the cover. I'm going to put my glasses back on.

Put your glasses on. Give about five seconds. It's like a collage. No, don't say anything. Just look at it. All right. Now name the five objects on the cover of this tape. Oh, shit.

I knew there was a telephone. There's five things on it. There's a telephone. That's all I could see. And a grid. I couldn't see in the grid. Yeah. No, the grid is not a thing.

It's the five objects on the grid. I didn't see anything else. Many, many French fries. I have to see it super up close. There's a Walkman, a record player, a turntable. It's a Walkman. And McDonald's. What did I say?

Walkman. You really hit the man hard. Walkman. Daddy Joe. It's Walkman. A turntable. And McDonald's. A typewriter, speakers, and a suitcase.

And McDonald's. I can't believe you only got one. And what are you going to play from this? A little selection off the A side. Probably the first two tracks? Yeah, probably the first two. Yeah, that's always the easiest thing to do. That's what I did on the comp that I just played, too.

Yeah, are they the best? One's probably two minutes. They're pretty good. One's probably three minutes. That's five minutes. That's good. I mean, are we searching through, trying to find exactly the best track? No, you play the first two Are these the best two tracks on the tape?

Probably not Or maybe it is We usually do put the best first You want to lead with your best A rabbit or a squirrel Alright, Davey I'm going to turn this off. It's getting too scary. Yeah, I mean.

I feel like I'm in a scary place. I don't like to be titillated. Too mean. All right, Dave, what do you want to play? How about I play some. Oh, do we say who the first two tracks were? No, you snatched it from me. Nablins and OJ Son.

Nice. You think OJ did it? No. No. Well, you know what? I think maybe he did, but, you know, like all the recent studies on concussions and football players, and it makes them kind of go crazy. There's like a real condition.

And I think if that evidence was available then, like that would have been used in court. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he would have drove faster, right? Or AC would have drove faster? The other guy. Well, the other guy didn't have the concussions. Huh?

I'm sure he did. Was that his buddy? Yeah. Yeah. Football buddy. It was his football buddy? Yeah, that's why everybody needs one good football buddy. 300 hamburgers.

All right, Dave, what are you playing? And you get one really good favor from that football buddy. And he used it right then. He was like, I got to use my one favor. How long do you think he kept that favor? Are you serious? He called him up. He's like, yeah, you got to ride me on a police chase. You have to. That's my football favor. How long do you think he kept that favor? Are you serious? He's like, yeah, you gotta ride me on a police chase.

That's my football favor. I'm cashing in my football favor. And he was like, no! I gotta do it. I'm cashing it in. Oh my goodness gracious. Alright, Davey boy. How about I do two? Two is a good number. A lot of good numbers. Alright, I'm gonna do two.

I'm gonna do some illegal tapes here. Bootlegs? I'm gonna do some bootlegs. This is a bootleg. Two? A lot of good numbers. All right, I'm going to do two. I'm going to do some illegal tapes here. Bootlegs? I'm going to do some bootlegs. This is a bootleg. I got two bootlegs. This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. Two bootleg tapes.

Two? We both had the same one? Oh, my God. We are geniuses when it comes to tape podcasting. Geniuses. All right. All right, so I'm going to do this. I played it first just for the record. This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. Geniuses. All right. All right, so I'm going to do this. I played it first, just for the record.

This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. What's that from? That was a heck of an effort. John Madden. All right, what bootleg are you playing?

This is a bootleg. First of all, I'm not pleased with this, but go ahead. Yeah. I'm going to play. What was that? What's this? What's this? What's this?

Oh, you didn't see that, Joe? Is that a man? Is that a toilet cleaner? Yeah. Oh, wow. Where'd you get that? It's a toilet bowl cake. Toilet bowl cake.

It's pretty good. Thanks. It looks just like him. Oh, yeah. Exactly like him. It's made out of plastic, though, and his hair is the toilet bowl cleaner. That's the funny part. Where's the stick?

It broke off. Yeah. So now it's here. Wow, this cake is good. All right, what do you got, Dave? What are you playing? Let's get back on Dirty's Boots. All right, the first one I'm going to play, this is Billy Synth.

Like the synthesizer? Billy Synth. Never heard of him. Billy Synth, he had a project called The Turnips. Billy Synth and The Turnips.. Billy Synth. He had a project called The Turn Ups. Billy Synth and The Turn Ups. Oh, Will Smith from Will Synth from The Turn Ups. Just some dude in Harrisburg that was doing, like, synthy punk stuff back in the 80s

and had a couple, like, private press. Where the hell did you hear about this? Yeah, where did you get these? During the Halloween music back on. This is so spooky. I got it as a bootleg. I can't tell you where I got it. You got it as a bootleg? Whoa, hold on.

Where did you get it? Like from a parking lot. Oh, a parking lot. Oh, come on. You can't be playing this, man. You're going to get me taken off the air. Yeah, so I'm going to play this one. Do you want some cake?

And now I'm going to play this other one, Relatively Clean Rivers. This is a boot right back with another bootleg, see? What is that? All right, allatively Clean Rivers. All right, all right, Dave. What's that one? Relatively Clean Rivers. This is like California kind of like folk psych stuff. Sounded like a beer can.

In the 70s, I think. 1970s? 1970s. That's a cool cover. Yeah, it's tight, right? Looks like a Frank Zappa, right? Frank Zappa, yeah. Yeah, like mid-70s, this dude Phil Perlman, I guess,

was in a couple fairly well-known psych projects. Too scary. Hey, where did you get these bootlegs? I'm not going to tell you that. Then he comes right back with another bootleg seat. That's pretty cool. I can't believe it.

This gives my cassette deck a virus. There you go. You're going to be in a world of trouble. Do you have Norton? Yeah, I ran the Norton C90 yesterday, but he's putting in these bootlegs. Who knows where they came from? Yeah.

Scan it first. They're very well done, though. Yeah, they look good. I didn't see the first one, but... That'll be the Judge Joriannex version of that. That's great. This Relatively Clean Rivers... The guy who's thinking it...

You got like a Ben and Jerry type boomer on here. Yeah. He's got a thought bubble, and the thought bubble is Relatively Clean Rivers in quotes. Is he thinking about, he's got a thought bubble, and the thought bubble is relatively clean rivers in quotes. Is he thinking about saying it? I don't know. It's very odd.

No, it's on quotes on the spine, too. Is this band's name, like when you say it, do you have to do air quotes? Oh, yeah. And McDonald's. Okay, and McDonald's. All right, yeah. This is a baby fucking whale

I gotta say, Dave For a bootleg, for an illegal bootleg These look very nice Well, let me see the first one The Billy Synth one is not as nice Well, that's just a scam, I think Of the LP cover A scam? It's a scam, too?

It's a bootleg and a scam? This is a double dose A bootleg and a scam? This is a double dose. A bootleg and a scam. I can't believe this. It looks bad. It doesn't look great, but it looks better than a lot of shit we get. You know what I mean? Alright. First track? A cover?

What's that? Is the first song on the first side a cover what's that is the first song on the first side a cover Iggy Pop yeah there is an Iggy Pop we're not gonna play that though

you can't play a cover on a bootleg Jesus Christ you got scams boots covers illegal covers come on man

that's crossing the streams you can't do that well let's get into these many many french fries yeah I'm really

looking forward anybody else gonna join me well I did well Joe B else going to join me? Well, I did. Well, Joe B's going to join you. Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay.

All right. Joe B's going to play the conference. It's out of tune. All right. Good. The conference comp, those two first tracks, and then these two bootlegs. If we're still on the air when we get back from this, we'll play some more. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Oh I'm tired Of a fitted life

I'm tired Of a fitted life I'm tired Oh Oh Oh Oh, oh, oh. I'm tired of a fitted life. I'm tired. Oh, oh, oh. I'm a fan of the line. I'm a fan of the line. I'm a to go. I can feel it in my veins. Down.

It's all I'm gonna say. Down. The story. Down. It's what I'm gonna believe. Daniel, listen. Daniel, it's your penalty. Daniel, you're just getting tough. Daniel, can I hurt you enough? Dino Roar. Dino Roar. Dino Roar. Dino Roar. Dino Roar.

Dino Roar. Give me another shot. Dino Roar. Dino Roar. Dino Roar. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm out. William or not, and what's all, everybody has their day. Everybody lives their lives,

and everyone has their say. I would fade away forever. The new day is forever. Forever. Life is just a duck A little speck in time But time, it cannot erase The music The time, it cannot erase. The music, the rhyme.

The music is forever. Forever. Forever. I love sorry. I'm sorry. Easy ride Riding to the west Got to take the road That I'm not fast Easy ride Riding to the sky Got to take the road, I don't know why.

And they ask you, what have you done? And they ask if you feel ungrown. And the tears are filled by night's rain And I only hope I see you one more time again Thank you. Easy ride Riding through the west Got to take the road That I know best Easy ride Riding through the sky

Got to take the road I don't know why Thank you. Don't be pushy. Don't be. Noblins, OJ Sun, Billy Synth, relatively clean rivers. So right there. Big block. Good stuff. Good block. Good block, Dave Synth, relatively clean rivers. So right there. Big block. Good stuff. Good block.

Good block, Dave. We did a good job. I think it was a very good job. I don't know how Mike's going to follow it up, honestly. Yeah, I don't know. Well, honestly, I think that whole block was a little bit too illegal. Here's what we're working with. It was super illegal, and I hope that no one reports us.

Samples. To the SEC. Samples. Samples. Oh, there was definitely samples? There was definitely samples. There was definitely bootlegs. Two bootlegs. Samples. Samples. Oh, there was definitely samples? There was definitely samples. There was definitely bootlegs. Two bootlegs.

Scams. And a possible mention of known murderer OJ Simpson while his son... Does he have a son? Does he have a son? I don't know. Does OJ have a son?

Does OJ have a son? He has a daughter, right? I think he might have two daughters. I don't know. What's he on, Dancing with the Stars or something? I don't think he... Maybe, actually. Now that you say it, yeah.

He's a poison snake? I'm a Sean Spicer head, so I only watch his part. What's he doing now? Dancing with the fucking stars, man. What do you think he's doing? You know who I was thinking of? It's a baby fucking wheel, man! I'm not on the fucking stars, man. What do you think he's doing? You know who I was thinking of? It's a baby fucking wheel, man. Chris Christie. No, I was thinking of the

white supremacist with the hair. What was that guy's name? David Duke? David Duke? No, no, the recent guy. Donald Trump? John Pyle haircut guy. Donald Trump? Richard Spencer. He was on Dancing with the Stars, too. Dancing with the fascists? I wouldn't watch it. No, he was on Dancing with the Stars, too. He was on Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with the Fascists?

I wouldn't watch it. No, I would not watch it. Too rough. Yes, you would. Is it on Netflix? Or is it on Hulu? Larry gave me his Hulu password. What, really?

That's a big move. Well, he gave me... Your guy's getting serious. When I watch a show, I log in as Samantha. So I guess he gave me his wife's Hulu password. I'm sure it's not connected to his credit card. Why don't you give it out?

After the show. Do I get to go now? You can go once, twice, three times a mic. Okay, maybe I'll... You know what? I'm going to start off with this tape. It's on full spectrum. They're cookies.

It's on the label full spectrum where normally with this label, it's. What's the deal with that one? It's a new age. Oh, I like new age stuff. Right? Am I right with that? What else is on full spectrum? Dave, rattle it off.

Oh. Maybe it's not new age. I'm thinking of inner islands. Yeah. Never mind. Full spectrum is not. Yeah. Full spectrum is kind of folky. Yeah. There we go. Oh. Maybe it's not New Age. I'm thinking of Inner Islands. Never mind. Full Spectrum's not. Yeah. Full Spectrum's kind of folky. Yeah. There we go. Okay. I'm

changing my entire narrative. The thing with Full Spectrum is they're kind of folky. You're a flip-flopper. Yeah. You are a fucking flip-flopper. Bing! Flag! They're kind of folky. Andrew Weathers, right? Oh, okay. Stuff like that. I almost played Andrew Weathers.

Something. But this thing is Antony Widoff. Antony? Antony Widoff. Antony, huh? Oh, Antony! The tape's called Disposition. It's Antony, A-N-T-O-N-Y. Oh, Antony. I thought you were just doing a thing. No, it's Antony.

It's Antony. This particular person is a... I gotta, it's Antony. It's Antony. This particular person is a... I gotta look it up now. This is a person that's a music industry veteran. This is a release from 1988. Whoa, we're playing a lot of... Computer music.

Computer music. Computer music. And you know it's 1988. You know the computer's big. It's one of the big computers. The whole room. The whole... He's working with the whole room.

I'm pretty sure this is... The floor's elevated. The wire's underneath. It's one of the big computers. The whole room. He's working with the whole room. I'm pretty sure the floor is elevated, the wires underneath. It's really cold in there. You gotta keep it really cold. The computer's gonna overheat. For the tape. But that's when ferric oxide, it was everywhere. I build pretty good computers. Yeah, that's when ferric oxide, the 80s. Oh my god, they were

fucking doing lines. Yeah, rails of ferric oxide. But this is, Oh my God, they were fucking doing lines. Yeah, rails of ferric oxide. But this is, by the way, full-special number 69. Very funny. Very funny. But this is a guy who... This shows PG, man. Apparently, well, I didn't say what 69 meant, Dave.

Or Joe. But it's implied. It's heavily implied. There's some stuff on here that sounds like, Dave, I'm going to say some personal stuff about your life. Oh. It sounds like Circus Charlie. Dave, when you were growing up, you had an arcade machine.

Circus Charlie. A console, the whole, what do they call it, a cabinet in your house. And the game was Circus Charlie. Circus Charlie. A lot of the music on here sounds like what I would assume was on Circus Charlie. I didn't know you were rich. No, no, no, no, I wasn't rich. Joey, it was Circus Charlie. Yeah.

It was awful. He didn't have the Simpsons. I didn't have Mortal Kombat. Yeah, he didn't have the Simpsons board controllers. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Or like one with the gun where you save Aerosmith. No. He had Circus Charlie. No, it was a clown. It wasn't Terminator or the pinball game. It was a clown doing trapeze stuff. Sounds pretty cool to me.

2D scroller. I didn't have that. It's very clunky and slow. I had Joust on an Apple IIe. Many people view the computer as a way of allowing them to do faster what they already do. 59. I finally found it. I'm sorry.

I wanted to play it right after you said it I can say it again I've been scrolling through You want me to say it again big guy? I'll set you up Hold on Hard reset

This is full spectrum number 69 What? Get out of here Many people view the computer as a way of allowing them to do faster what they already do. I find in my own work that the use of a new tool changes the way I do and how I do it. For example, as a trained keyboardist, I found that learning to bass changed the way I thought about and worked with music.

The computer has the same effect, but with vaster, greater implications. They're cookies. So this is a guy who did a lot of music work back in the 80s, fucking around. And then he must have recorded this, and now Full Spectrum's re-releasing it. Full Spectrum does that Additions Littlefield

series, right? Where it's like those O-cards. Yeah, yeah, that's a little spectrum. It has a little cactus logo or whatever. Excellent label. So I'm going to play something off of there. And I also I'm going to play another one, I think, too.

You know what I'm going to do after that? Nope. I'm going to play this one. I'm going to play this guy. It's going to be spooky, baby. This one's not actually spooky. It's actually funny. It's a cop. Well, it's not supposed.

Maybe it is. Look at the cover and you tell me. Anybody know who you are? Severino, uh, Pfeiffering, maybe? Pfeifferling? I don't know what it says there. What's he sampling? His dishes?

Music for Spoon Machine and Synthesizer on Strategic Tape Reserve. His dishwasher. This is a guy. These fucking outsiders know no bounds. They're playing dishwasher? They're playing dishwasher now. You can't play.

He does it. You can't play a dishwasher. That's what I said, and he does it. This is a joke. But it's good, though, is the thing. It's got a synthesizer. He's on the cover. But it's like with a Casio or something. It's got a synthesizer. He's on the cover sitting up. But it's like with a Casio or something.

I can't think. It's still a synthesizer. Oh, I know, I know. Come on. He's sitting on the cover, sitting upright, real nice, like a good boy. Right? But with no socks or shoes on. No socks or shoes.

Well, he's comfortable. He's in his apartment kitchen. I got to say, and he's got the mic stand. He's got his Sunday best on. Look how he's mic'd up the dishwasher Sans tie though, and the top button on button Which is a little too loose for me Dave, you were saying earlier

What label did you say was your new favorite label? Cudigy I'm gonna say Strategic Tape Reserve Cudigy, I heard you say Strategic Tape Reserve Yeah, they're really good too They do it You wanna cake the flush? On the edge Yeah, they're really good too. They do it.

You want a cake to flush? On the edge. They just do these concepts that I look at them and I go, what? Yeah, I'm just... Didn't they have like a Nordic exercising tape? I was just going to say, and it came with a sweatband for your wrist if you sweat when you do it.

And then that little theme park thing. Oh yeah, the theme park thing. They're whacking me out. They're whacking me out with this bullshit. High concept. It's so high. We talk about these outsiders.

Capital H. All the letters are capital. Yeah. All the letters are capital. Watch out. Too scary. It's such good cake. This cake is good.

At McDonald's. It's beautiful stuff. And this music for sports machine on the synthesizer is fucking great. So wait, does he play the dishwasher while it's open? Listen, sometimes. Yeah, what sounds are you getting? Listen, listen. Sometimes you hear the thing running.

Sometimes you hear it beeping. He might be unloading it. I don't know. Let him do whatever he wants to do with be unloading it I don't know let him do whatever he wants to do you can do whatever you want to do as long as it doesn't hurt other people just don't do it in front of my kids I like that it's called a spoon machine

you want this spoon machine may I use your spoon machine wash dildo what those aren't dishwashers yeah they are. No, it's too hot. What are you

using, the old ivory ones? The ivory ones. They expand. They crack. They explode. The shell stickers on this

are like water painted. It's like watercolor. They are, aren't they? Everything about this thing.

Water painted. Water painted. Did you need water to paint it? You did. You did. Thank you. So I'm going to play these two. I dabble in a little water paint.

Joby, did you want to jump in with me now? Do one with me? Yeah, I'll do one. I feel honored. I'll play this Lil' Bok tape. It's not Lil' Bok, though. Gotcha. It looks like Lil' Bok, though. Gotcha. It looks like Lil' Bok.

I thought it said Lil'. It's pseudo black metal-esque lettering, but more like a, not black metal, like a shitty 80s band logo. No, not, yeah, not black. Not black metal. But like these assholes with the, what do they call them? What do they call their vests?

A cut? Like the denim vest with the patches on them. What do they call them? It's not a cut?... Like the denim vests with the patches on them. What do they call them? It's not a cut? That's like in the biker world, it's your cut. No, like the... What do they call these things? Like a war vest or something?

Oh, they call it... It's got a name. Basically space aliens. They put that patch on it. Okay. It's... I don't... Still definitely not pronouncing it correctly.

Ujbala. I think it's Uj it correctly. Ujbala, right? I think it's Ujbala. Ujbala, because there's some, you know. They put the hieroglyphics all over it. The hieroglyphics. There's umlauts with just one dot. What are you speaking, Norwegian? Ujbala.

From where? Bangladesh. I want to say Budapest. Budapest. I want to say it, and I will because I'm right. Budapest. Yeah, Dave played in a Weebala tape. Really?

On Baba Vanga before. What label is this one on? I don't remember. Jollies. Jollies. The name of this label is Jollies. Jollies. And the tape's called what?

Low... Am I doing all your work for you? I can't read it. I think it's Loban. Loban. L-O-B-A-N. Yeah. Yeah, let me see it.

I love that lime green shell I thought it was a split at first I didn't know what was happening just because the way it's like laid out there because yeah they make it confusing it's a little confusing

yeah the layout is confusing you don't want to make your layouts little pro tip for the cassette community you don't want to make these layouts you want them to be confusing but not too confusing not too confusing yeah

I got a real confusing one coming up. But yeah, I'll play some stuff off that. Very nice. Very cool. Very legal. All right, so we're going to do this Annie Weiner, or Annie Whitehall. Annie Weiner!

That was so fast. Wow, that was almost planned. Like, how did you get to that so fast? You knew it. Dave gets here early so we can work these things out. You guys just do bits? I'm a little more into improv myself, guys. Not really a sketch comedy guy.

And then what else am I playing? I'm playing one more, right? You're playing the old one. The old one. Anthony Weiner. And then what's the other one I'm playing? That one's Anthony Weiner? That's Anthony Whiteoff.

And then I'm playing one more. What was it? I thought it was Antony something. Antony Whiteoff. Yeah, man. And then didn't I say two? And McDonald's. And McDonald's.

That's the only one I'm playing? I feel like I talked about another one. Oh, the music one. The synthesizer. Oh, Jesus Christ. There it is. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, how could I forget about it? Yeah, then you're playing the... Severino... Fifferling. What, do you speak Norwegian? Faire spleenmaschine und synthesizer. But he's a ghost? All right, let's do this

They're freaking interdimensional invaders okay Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. so so Thank you. so so so so uh Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What was that? What was going on there with all these outsiders? I don't know. That was Antony Widoff, or Widoff, Disposition. Originally from the 80s. Antony Wiener! Originally from the 1980s.

1988, I believe it said. Did he say Wiener? He does say Wiener, and you know what that means, right? And then Full Spectrum kindly re-releasing it. And then this gosh darn Severino... Feferini. Feferini. With his...

Playing his friggin' dishes. Feferling. Yeah, that's what I wanted to ask while I was listening to it. It says that it's music for the dishwasher and the synthesizer. Which, by the way, you demean that synthesizer, shoving it off as a Casio, but he squeezed some sounds out of it. Oh, it was great.

He squeezed that Casio for everything it had. Hey, hey, hey. Give me a break. I was wrong, buddy. He put in all the batteries. File's done. But should he also say that he played the dishes, too? When he was loading those dishes, I feel like that was more the dishes too? When he was loading those dishes,

I feel like that was more the dishes than the dishwasher making the sound. Well, it's conceptual. Yeah, yeah. It's very conceptual. Strategic tape preserve with all, however you like it. They'll find a way to do it.

And then Uwe Bala, I believe the last one there, on jollies. And I believe we're ready. It's a lizard. I believe we're ready. It's a lizard. I believe we're ready now to end this episode. What episode number is it again, Dave?

147. That's a big masonic number. 27! I heard 5. We're 105. I need another 7 with cheese! 66! So we're ready to discuss this cake. I love numbers.

I love that sometimes, Dave, you get on a little thing and you're like, he goes on a spree. And he's like an artist over there. Three. That new computer? Me? Yeah. I've had this one for like a year.

Really? Yeah. So slim. It is tiny, right? is tiny right yeah it gets smaller i think i think it's i think also jay older well as the battery goes down as the battery and dave's got computer worms they're constantly but taking bites out of the hard drive yeah it doesn't look good also i think it's it's streamlined i think dave's online right now yeah you can sit in a starbucks with of those and no one would bat an eye. Work on your manuscript. Yeah. Dave's Giants disease is getting bad too so we just... Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, he's swall.

Goodbye. Alright, I'm gonna play two tapes. Are you gonna do yours first? Yep. What do you got, buddy? Alright, I'm gonna play this Qual Chan tape. Qual Chan tape. Goodbye to all that. Goodbye to all that. Goodbye to all that. We did a bonus episode recently, me and Jamie.

And played a little bit of this guy in the background. These are like bumper songs to the Spice Channel, right? Bumper songs? Yeah, it's like in between porn scenes on the Spice Channel. Yeah, all the tracks are really short. Just sound like, yeah, there's going to be static on the TV. I like these stickers. I didn't even notice those. Yeah, these are all really short. Just sound like, yeah. Like there's going to be static on the TV. Bing, bing, bing. I like these stickers.

I didn't even notice those. Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing. Yeah, these are all really short guys, right? Yeah, really short. Really short guys. Tape loop, sampler, and synth. Oh, so it's a trio of short guys.

Yeah, they're just little nuggets. A bunch of little nuggets on here. This is on Houdini Mansions. Houdini Mansions. Yeah, which is very scary. So nuggets on here. This is on Houdini Mansions. Which is very scary. Halloween time is a good time for Houdini Mansions. I really like this sticker. Dice.

Just throw dice stickers in there? It's like a garbage can in there. Check it out. What do you think? It's pretty nice. This one says, just friends. With a fist bump. Real friends. Real friends.

Not just friends. Real friends. They're just thrown in there, huh? Yeah. That's very interesting. Yeah. Real friends. Real friends. Not just friends. Real friends. They're just thrown in there, huh? Yeah. That's very interesting. Yeah. This is one of those projects where they put a period at the end of the name. I don't like when bands use punctuation.

Yeah, you're right. What is it, Zane? I'm stuck. What, I got to turn it on book report? I'm playing that, and then I'm going to play a couple tracks off another comp that I just got. You're doing another comp? Yep. A lot of comps.

Bless Volume 3. A lot of comps. I don't know if I'm going to be able to fit all? Yep. A lot of comps. Bless Volume 3. A lot of comps. I don't know if I'm going to be able to fit all this text in the header of the site. Inner Ocean. I think there's going to be a lot of problems. Inner Ocean, sorry. How many comps are you allowed to put on a podcast?

I don't know. So I'm going to play some stuff off the A side. First two, probably? First two, probably. Why not? Fuck you. Fuck you, Dave. Dave, no, man.

Fuck you. Stop playing Dave no man Fuck you To throw Stop playing that one To throw a Stop it Joe A wrench in the works Stop it And McDonald's

I'm actually This is a double tape And I'm playing Shut the fuck up Joe I'm doing something Tape two The first two tracks Off the A side of tape two

Fuck you Dave Playing that one man So anyway I'm gonna play Dreams But it's like D-R-R-R-E-E-M-S See how they did that

They use extra letters They spell it wrong Look I'm over that shit And I'm playing American Ninja Hold on Hold on I'll get to American Ninja

In a second Cause that's good Stop spelling shit wrong Yeah Stop spelling shit wrong And you know what else I noticed about this American Ninja. Hold on. Hold on. I'll get to American Ninja in a second because that's good. Stop spelling shit wrong. Yeah. Stop spelling shit wrong. And you know what else I noticed about this Dreams project? All lowercase.

You capitalized the first letter. No more punctuation. It's all uppercase on here. What? God damn it. Everything's uppercase. There's no lowercase. You can't do all this stuff. But I'll play these two things.

And you know what? This tape is a charity for something, and I wish at this point I could remember what it was for. Well, I'll fill you in on it, and then I'm going to go back to the Dreams thing. Pretty good. Good pin. Through good pin, you donate money.

All the profits from... There's a double LP version as well. Yes. And it's 67 tracks, all the money is donated to, I think you get to pick out of one of three places, I think it's like Ben Shapiro's

no, no, they're actually good ones you played volume 2 of this before right, did you mention that? I don't know if I mentioned that you played volume 2 on episode before, right? Did you mention that? Yeah, I don't know if I mentioned that. You played volume 2 on episode 141. I wrote it down. This is on Inner Ocean. I wasn't listening to anything you said

because I was fucking going to fight Dave. I don't know what was going on. I was focused on the work. I told you to shut the fuck up so I could handle this. I didn't know what you were doing. I thought you were doing a bit. Daddy, chill. The Dream does do all lowercase. All right. So does do all lowercase

So no more all lowercase I'm being serious I joke a lot You be caught hottest Everybody know who you are I force a lot of laughter to make this seem like a comedy podcast But this part's serious No more all lowercase

No more punctuation No more spelling it wrong And no more combinations of them no more punctuation no more spelling it wrong and no more combinations of them Dream says a combination of them D-R-R-R-E-E-E-M-S quiet too scary alright

and then I guess Dave you want to go Dave's going to play one and then you're going to play one and that's going to be the end of the night. And that's going to be all we do, right? But we'll still be friends? We're still going to be friends afterwards. We're going to talk a little bit while we're packing up. And then I'll probably leave first.

Dave leaves immediately after. You're going to put something on. Actually, we'll probably have to watch some sketch from something i'll have one sketch bang bang thing or whatever it is fuck you man come on we might be watching we'll laugh and then uh i know i love you guys yeah all right last time dave put a stupid thing on what did you put on last time? The Island or whatever. The Island, remember? Oh, yeah, and you got my fucking wife watching the whole thing. Really?

Yeah, it's so stupid. It's so bad. Show me funny stuff. I watched the whole series. That's insane. It's only seven episodes. It's not that bad. That's a lot of my life.

Who told you this? I could watch old Star Trek. All right, Davey boy. Dave's going to take us out. Play one of these cassette tapes. Testing. What is it? He's got something with ferric oxide on it, right?

They gave you a little bit. What do you got? It's poison. Poison. Turning. Turning. Turning. The subtitle tape on Fleur tapes.

Fleur. Fleur. Fleur. On the Fleur. Fleurbin. Why do you speak Norwegian? And who is Turning? Turning is Aaron Snow. I'm listening aaron snow yeah sound like a beer can getting flattened lenin's brother yeah very cool let me

say it is this a new one um it is from last year? 2000, and what was that? 18. Okay, yeah. Ooh, that tape looks nice. This looks very nice. It's beautiful. This is something my grandmother would have framed. Is that Red Leader?

Did you notice that too, huh? I did. So you are still a tape-headed heart. I still got a little tape-headed stuff. I noticed it too, guys. I noticed it right away, because I'm kind of tuned into that kind of stuff. Yeah, I'm pretty tuned in. I'm pretty fucking tuned in.

I definitely noticed before Dave and Joe. No, I did it first. I kind of was thinking about how I was noticing and I was like, are they going to say anything? But it is. I mean, it's my tape so I obviously know there's a red leader. I brought the tape here so I know there's a red leader on. This was the first one

to talk about it. Real quick, as an aside, every tape comes to me first and I actually decide who gets them. So don't give me this question. But you didn't notice the leader was red.

So don't fucking come over here saying I brought the tape and it's mine. It's yours because I let that happen. I decide what tapes will be yours. Your entire wall

of tapes in your house is curated by me. My sick, twisted decisions. All right, turning. Talking these meats. All right. I'm going to end this show out. I'm going to close her up.

So an incredibly cool little lizard. I got this tape. Speaking of. What is that tape? This tape. That looks great. I got this tape. Speaking of... What is that tape? This tape. That looks great. It looks... Joe.

It looks so fucking good. I'm almost mad about it. It's so nice. This is the Buck Young tape. It's called... It's very confusing. As good as it looks, it's confusing as fuck. I get confused easily,

but I feel like this would confuse even a smart person. It looks like a kid children's book box set. It was illustrated by, what's his name, Brian who's the narwhals guy? He's got a big tuft of cotton candy hair. No, not Brian Kilmeade. Actually, yeah, Brian Kilmeade who was on Narwhals, Pups

in Trouble is a name of his design firm, we'll say. He was on Judge Judy, does all the smashing outside. Oh, that guy. We already break stuff outside. That's it. Look that up while I'm talking about it. He designed it and it looks fucking incredible.

Incredible. It's the J cards. It comes two tapes. I gotta slow down. Slow down, man. I gotta slow down. You're going a mile a minute. I just smoked a bowl of ferric oxide. Now I'm fucking on cloud nine. It's got like

two tapes that come in this beautiful box with this faux wood grain. Let me see. This little notch in the side. Many, many, many panels on the J cards. Many drawings. A drawing for each track. There's a twister on the side. Many, many, many panels on the J-cards. Many drawings. A drawing for each track.

There's a twister on the cover. That's him. I mean, that's how life works, right? Kate is nasty. You just use people, then you move on. She's filthy. I have tons of pictures of Jonathan abusing other animals. So what he's saying is obviously crazy.

Underwear on the counter. He killed a bird. He left the dead bird on fire. Never fed the cat. I have photographs of it. The cat died. It was a mercy killing because Kate never fed that cat. The guy's crazy, but he's not a bad friend, usually. I didn't kill the cat. Jonathan didn't kill the cat i have photographs of it the cat died it was a mercy killing because kate never fed that cat the guy's crazy but he's not a bad friend usually i didn't kill the cat john didn't kill the cat none of us did and we only smashed up outside yeah how is this done on the soundboard so the tape's called it's a double lp version of it and a double tape. The tape's called Buck 2. Where do you want it? And then this is part

one. Now on part one. I can't do all this stuff. No, stick with me. Please stick with me. Mind puzzle at 12 o'clock at night. Please stick with me. I'll start over. Buck 2. Where do you want it? Buck 2. Where do you want it? Part one. I'm not games.

If you keep talking, we're never going to get through this. Those are so horrible. We're never going to get through this. Those are not games. They're so horrible. We're never going to get through this. They're the worst games. They are bad. Sorry. Part one, right, is this tape, which has side A. On side A, it has track one, which has- What are you trying to do, Shanghai me?

Don't make me start over. If I start over, I swear to God we'll never get through this. We're on track one. Track one. Act like you like it act two track one and then there's A underneath of it

with something else and then track two and then A and B and then track on side B there's track Roman numeral three

with a lowercase a, and then under that, capital A1, capital A2. And then on the other tape, hold on, on the other tape. How many more tapes are there? This is the last one. It's part two, and then there's side C, Roman numeral 4, and then side D has Roman numeral 5, Roman numeral 6, and Roman numeral 7. And the Roman numeral 5...

It's like Rambo First Blood Part 2. The Roman numeral 5 has a little other one off of it that's a lowercase a. So let me ask you this. What is going on? I don't know. What does any of this mean? Nothing.

Let me put on the Halloween 3 soundtrack again. Oh, what we have here. Also, it says inside that Buck Young is Zoe Burke and Jason Krumer with Joseph Hammer. And then there's other people on other tracks. So who are they? Oh, I don't know. Guests. This is subverting everything that I know about J-Carts.

I don't know what any of this means. It's a garbage can in there. It's an awesome mind puzzle. But I got to say, the track that I'm going to play is a story song. You remember story songs? No. Like country songs that are like, Well, I lived in Mississippi until I was age three.

Like songs like that. They tell you a story about something. This is a story song. It's a good story. It's a good story? It's a good story and it's a great song. It's a cool story. Cool story, man. I feel a lot of aggression from you guys. I'm not sure. You're great. Are you guys still my friends?

Yeah. Yeah, cool, man. Alright, because it's like a garbage can. Is it? It smells? It's a fucking big sea turtle. Who told you this? All right. You ready to take this out?

Good night. It's going to be spooky, baby. The tapes worked. Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The The The The The

The The The The The The The Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Hey, yo. Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Thank you. Yeah! Woo! Woo! Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Thank you. so The so

so I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it. Thank you. I'm going to take a look at the Thank you. The Thank you. The the the the the the the the the the so so The The so The so Thank you. On a dirty summer night

In dirty Baltimore town Sat with a German and big bully after all the bars closed down It's a night like many others and that the three of us were there But this fateful evening, lust to wander filled the air Conversation went to other towns, this converse ain't new From Jacksonville to Oakland town to Kalamazoo Yeah, we sat there wondering just what the hell to do ain't new. From Jacksonville to Oakland Town to Kalamazoo. Yeah, we sat there wondering just what the

hell to do. We bullied one point when it said I'd hide it with this dump. All these smart mouth talkers, they treat me like a chump. There ain't no proper reason for us to stay right here. Then he plopped back down

onto the ground and grabbed another beer. I said there's money west for those with gall to ride around. There's tons of work out there if you don't want no Martin Gale. The German spoke and that young bloke said, right, too good to be true. But all you do, Bill, is drink your fill and I've had it here with you. The bully threw his hat down and said, what are you implying? And the rest of us came after with our hooting and our crying, till we found ourselves in the hot baths following full the train's side, and that's how three young tramps set out on that westbound ride. Across the burning prairies, north-westward we did go, through the godforsaken country of Minnesota.

Somewhere after Fargo, we three feared our brakes would fail. And after dark, we heard our old engine shake, rattle, and wail. But I know my engine's alright, she's the U.S. Mountain Kite. My old engine robs as she rattles through the night. It was in that glowing twilight With my tan on my breath That I swore my life on the BMSF And however we unloaded Went down to the saloon

It was there we met all bruised with teeth As yellow as the moon A lonesome Mexican doctor paid our tab And took us in Jonas' only son was combat wounded in Afghanistan A few rounds and drinks in the German turned to me said no I don't like the cut

of this fella's misery He seems pretty decent but dealt a hard hand on his luck And if we got over here too long I think we'll all get fucked The police shrugged him off said can't we all be so kind to humor this old timer for a night we'll all get fucked. The police shrugged him off, said, Can't we all be so kind? To humor this old timer for a night,

We'll all be fine. I said, well, boys, I'm partial to being Torn out this way. A day or two, free booze and food, And we'll be on our way. He woke up the next morning, And my dad is not shown down. Oh, Bruce pulled up his big blue truck

And drove us all around. He seemed to have so many friends in his small town mountain home. He wondered why the way he drives makes us think of him alone. He took us joyriding with his priest friend on the rest, all the while drinking hard to which we acquiesced. He said, I'm gonna drink my whiskey, gonna drink it and win. The doctor said it'd kill me, but he didn't say when. I'm drinking all the whiskey to pass the time away, but dad to jump on me, that distant whistle seemed to say. The German dropped a hint that we should sneak off in the night,

but people only wanted to make sure that Bruce was treated right. So we went to bid goodbye to our old conductor friend But old Bruce, he didn't like the fact our time was at an end He cursed our names for leaving That troubled, loveless man, he said Get the hell out of my town or I'll kill you if I can We went down to the train yard in a heated, drunken spell And told every man to hunt us down and throw us in a cell.

But we were dangerous tramps with guns and knives, we ruined the rails, and the only place for folk like us was in that county jail. Thank God for timely freight trains that fly as they will, but she hadn't camped right down the line, we'd be in Montana still. She kept riding down that mountain as her whistle pierced the air. And we left that godforsaken town and bruised his despair. So if you meet a man in Haver, then old Bruce is his name.

Beware the whiskey turns on him and it'll turn on you the same.