Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #148 | 11.24.19

Episode Date: November 24, 2019

Wobbly, Moth Cock, Dinky Mirage, Deathwish Jazz Octet, Eternal Showers, Magic From Space, Ahmedou Ahmed Lowla, C. Lavender, Moon B, Robedoor, Maitre D, Oariana, Mu Vonz, and Charles Bronson.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. That could be Sean as a number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kaseem's. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kaseem's. They're like, you're sleeping.

We're going to play some Kaseem's. We're going to play some Kaseem's. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope they're tapes. Oh, hold on. Bing, bing, bing, bing. My new intro music.

Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing. My new intro music. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Dave, you're stepping over my new intro music. Oh, let me start it over. Ready? Listen to this bass.

Listen to it cut through. That's real rock and roll bass right there. Now wait for this drop, brother. Oh, it hits you. Tabs out. It's that podcast. Again with the drums. You need to hear it one more time?

Listen to this bass, man. Again with the drums. Listen to that bass hear one more time listen to this bass man again with the drums listen that bass man god that's heavy maybe it's a possum hell fuck you there and the drop comes in tabzoc cassette podcast episode number 100 and 300 148 148 i am mike I'm Dave. Just the two of us for the time being until we go to Joe. Joe B will show up relatively shortly. We're going to rough late. We're just going to sit here and be quiet. We'll be very good boys while we wait for Joe B. He's kind of the taskmaster out here.

What is going on with these recording levels? What's wrong? Too high or too low? Too low. I don't know what's going on. Boost them. Give me a booster. Hold on. Let me get in here, Dave.

Let me... There we go. I've changed some of the settings. That's good. That's okay! It was JavaScript. Okay. It was the ledger. The black ledger, I think. Don't talk. Don't get me depressed.

You don't want to do impeachment talk? It doesn't make you feel good and confident about yourself? Very strong man. I felt like Colin C-SPAN to do a Tabs Out drop, though. What do you mean? What would you do? I would just say that people should listen to Tabs Out if they want to hear better coverage of the impeachment.

Okay, yeah. Along those lines, I didn't really work it out. Yeah, it probably would have been good, though, man. You would have got them. Well, then, if we're not going to do impeachment talk, because that does make you feel good, and then you won't have anything to call me up in the middle of the day all flustered about.

Oh, no, it's always fun. We'll do cassette tapes. I'm loose. You look looser than normal. What did you do today? Describe your day. I pulled a muscle in my neck. I don't even think it's a muscle. I think it's the whole neck. Tell me what you did today.

Describe your day. I went for a walk outside. Outside? With my dog? Nature? Don't make me say it. You went out to nature good you went out to nature I went out to nature did you see a tree I saw a lot of trees

then I went home and I read read some some comics hell yeah man cause not Joker you read Joker

no I'm reading Chew you ever heard of Chew no what's that it's about this detective that has the ability to to mean

eat things and tell where they came from and how they were grown and stuff. What? I can do that. This is the Big Mac you got at McDonald's. He has psychic abilities by tasting things. So he solves crimes by going to a crime scene and taking a bite of people. And he can tell how they died and stuff. And this is real?

This is really happening that's really happening holy shit that's crazy it's pretty good though it's funny there's like a chicken prohibition in the comic because there was like a 23 million people died from like bird flu or something so chicken's illegal it's real weird there's a lot of things there's vampires in it how many pictures uh every page every page that's a treat. That book is a... Oh. Ha ha. All right, let's play some tapes.

Mom, I want to vape. I want to vape so bad. I want to vape so bad. I'm just not bad enough to do it. You don't want to go buy some e-juice? That's okay! Oh, boy. Davey boy, hit me with a cassette tape.

What do you got? I don't want to hit you with it Mike You know exactly what I meant What do you want to play? Alright I'll start off with this weird one Oh shit they love that stuff The people who listen to this Freaks I call them

I'm going to play this wobbly tape Wobbly? Oh this is a Hasu Mountain This is a Hasu Mountain You can't tell by looking at it It's a different art aesthetic Wobbly? Wobbly. Oh, this is a Hasu Mountain. Hasu Mountain. This is a Hasu Mountain, yeah. You can't tell by looking at it. It's a different art aesthetic. Try, like, your comic book.

Try eating it and see if you can tell if it came from them. That should be your thing, Dave. You should be able to eat J-Cards and know what label put out the tape. You should be able by now. I should be able to. What did you say? Episode 138? 148? Something like that.

Yeah, you should be able to do this shit. I'm getting a texas probably joe b's probably downstairs already maybe i don't know man um so yeah so who's wobbly wobbly that is joe should i you want to pause it you got this while i get joe huh you got this while i get joe i gotta go downstairs and let Joe in. Wait, is this wobbly or is it Montress? Hold on here. I just assumed it was... Sick. Thank you. Are we still recording?

Yeah, we're still recording. This is still the podcast. Hey, Joby. Joby's here. Joby, we're just getting started. Dave, how was the content while I was gone? It was pretty good. I felt a little weird being here by myself.

I didn't say anything. Did you get scared? I got pretty scared, yeah. I almost stopped it, but I made it through. Oh. All right, what are you doing? What is this? You said there was a little bit of a dispute on what this was when I left.

No, this is wobbly. Wobbly. And who is wobbly? I don't know. It doesn't say. Joe, that's a big beer, man. You're a fucking... You're pretty cool. I didn't realize you were this cool. Bring a beer that big.

Big one. I'm not that cool. What is that? That's 24 ounces. What are you drinking, Joe? What is that? Hennessy? Hand me the tape. Hand it over here. So this is a Hasu Mountain. We end up playing something

on this label every single time. Probably. I get a lot of it. It's not just you get a lot of it. It's all that's good. Because you know what? I got a Hasu Mountain over here. And I'm wondering now, do I... We should probably play it at the same time. What do you got?

Well, let me look at this artwork first. Again, this is a Hatsumelon artwork. I like this on the inside. They definitely use a Photoshop tool that I'm heavily familiar with. That's maybe blur.

Gaussian blur. Very nice. I'll use that one. Just on the default settings. Oh, yeah. You fuck with the settings, you don't know what's going to happen. Just leave it on the regular settings. Okay, so this is Hasu.

Let's give her a release number here. 96. Damn. Funny number, Dave? It's pretty close. And then I got 97. It's a m and i got 97 it's a mothcock tape they got a moth they put they did a mothcock another one another one this one's got a weird name and the name of it let me clear my throat let me get a drink of water because this one's long

it's it's called if beggars were horses wishes, Wishes Would Ride. I don't know. I don't know, but it's weird. You know it's weird. You know it's outsider jazz is what it is. And it's got an intro from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, another Ohio artist. Oh, it's got an intro? It's got a pretty funny text-to-speech intro thing.

All right. Or they got a real robot to say it. I don't know. I like looking at who does Khaki Blazer. Which one does Khaki Blazer? It's one of them, yeah. One of them. I like his action figure collection on Instagram.

Oh, yeah. I saw that, Dave. Yeah. You know, if you're an 80s kid, you're going to love shit like that, man. You're going to love internet content like that. Pat and Doug, Ken, Ohio. Yeah. That's where they're

from um should we joe b you want to get in on this or do you want to i told you give me a couple minutes i gotta get settled he's gotta get settled mike i forgot listen listen dave was telling me a story earlier he saw trees today and you think i got all my focus is on that what kind of trees did the leaves fall off yet? You saw trees too? I saw a dead raccoon too. No, you didn't. Like a fresh dead raccoon on a trail. They play dead, so it may have been alive.

That's defense. No, it was dead. Were guts coming out? No, it was laying down on its belly like it was asleep. It was sleeping. No, it wasn't breathing. Was it a lizard? It might have been a possum. I think it was a tuna, bro. It, it wasn't breathing. Was it a lizard? It might have been a possum, but I'm not sure.

I think it was a tuna, bro. It could have been a squirrel. It may have been a big sea turtle. It's a fucking big sea turtle. All right. You know what? I'm going to play one more with this. This is a bootleg.

This is not a bootleg. It's a tape by somebody called Dinky Mirage. Wait, you're not playing Mothcock? I'm playing Mothcock, and then I'm going to play this Dinky Mirage tape with it. I'm going to throw this in there. Dinky Mirage kind of sounds like a baseball player from the 50s on a team that's not around anymore, like the Sacramento Buncakes or something.

Next up. Yeah, do the whole thing. Give him reverb and let him do the whole thing next up Inky Mirage and this is on a label called Traced Objects I believe it's a new label

and I believe they put out this tape they put out a tape by an artist maybe named Type Token. Maybe a zine came out with it. Don't be too scary, Dave. I got other scary stuff to come up later. You're afraid because you dated a girl named Diggie Mirage in high school. And I know about that.

And I've seen. I don't want to talk about that. I've seen the footage. I've seen the dossier. I don't like talking about high school. But this is a weird fucking cassette. It's got. I dig the artwork because it's like... It makes me want to vape.

It's got like letterpress type vibes to it. With like the lettering and the... Like it's like a block print type thing. Many, many... Okay, let's do these two on Husky Mountain and then the Dickie Mirage tape on Trace Objects. Okay. Go. Thank you. Thank you. Hmm? so so Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. I have no idea what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing.

I don't know what you're doing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and do that. There's one attack. There's no one. Thank you. depression irritability boredom Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. I'm sorry. There it is. Oh, hell yeah. There it is. It's Wobbly and Mothcock, who could probably stand to get a little bit of a cleaner name. Yeah, I hate that name.

I hate that name. You're never going to make it anywhere. No. You think they're going to put you on the radio? It's a stupid name. Give me somebody who they play on the radio. It's just Dirty Dave. I don't like Dirty Humor. Give me someone they play on the radio. Who's your kid? Britney Spears.

That was Britney Spears and Mothcock. Yeah. Ain't gonna happen. Ain't gonna happen. Some weird shit. And then Dinky Mirage. That was Dinky. What's next?

Dick tits? Damn, Dave. Huh? Huh? Huh? Joe B., can I ask you, are you settled? Turn me down in the headphones a little bit. Turn you down?

You know that. Just my main volume in my headphones? Yeah. How's that? That's better. Wait, do you have several volumes? I don't know. I don't know if he could do just me, just him, just you, or all of us together.

I wasn't sure if he had a bus mixer. This is insider baseball, but I got complete control of everyone's headphones right here. I can't just say, can you turn Mike down a little bit? Yeah. Or Mike off? It would change the recording volume. All right. Anyway, that was podcast talk.

That was tech talk. Just a little behind-the-scenes baseball. Back to the cassette tapes. What did you say that Mothcock sounded like, Dave? You said something. It was funny, and we all laughed. It sounded like a farming simulator sound. Yeah, that was good, and I liked it when you said it then.

I like it that you repeated it. Joe B., are you all settled in? I'm all settled in now. Are you ready to play some of these? It takes me a couple minutes. It does. I can't just jump right in. No, you're different than other men.

I relax a little bit. Stretch. I just got off work. You're getting older. Things don't work like they used to. It takes a little extra time. A lot of bones to unravel. You got some tapes you want to play here? I do, yeah.

What do you want? You want to play one? You want to play two? Do whatever you want to do. You're the boss, man. I'll just play one. Go to Joe 3. What do you got? I'm going to play this. I can't even read anymore. Death Wish Jazz Octet.

Death Wish Jazz Octet. I just got this from Jesse DeRosa. Right under the toilet. I don't know from Jesse DeRosa. I saw that. Right under the toilet. Which, I don't know, is this a sub-label? Jazz Hole Limited? Do you know anything? Let me look it up. Let me see.

And it says here... I don't know. Sweet Baby Ray. I don't know. Sweet Baby Ray. So I have no... I know nothing. Hold on, hold on.

Let me try that again and see what I get. What's Sweet Baby Ray? I don't know. Smoking these meats. Nothing. Zero results found. Sweet Baby Rays. So that's what I'm going to play.

It's a lizard. Who is Death Wish Jazz? I have no clue. Octet. How many is that? Eight? Yeah, I think so. Oct?

Oct? I think Oct is... I think that's eight. That I think so. Acht? Acht? I think Acht is... I think that's eight. That's eight. Ach, man. How much is a sextet? A sextet? Mike.

Come on. I said I don't like that kind of humor. How horny do you think the person was when they were like, we should call this one a sextet? And they're like, what? Right under the toilet. Yeah, I don't like toilet humor. So this is on Jazz Hole Limited.

Or it might be... See what they did with the J? Okay, the logo. Hold on. Anthony Weiner. Describe this logo, Joe. Use all the words you got for it. Use all of them.

Don't hold back. Jazz and then the next word is hole and then limited. But for the J is a little saxophone. Weiner. It's not a weiner. Weiner. But it's kind of phallic Wiener. It's not a wiener. Wiener. But it's kind of phallic, I guess. Anything's phallic.

Wiener. It is when I do it. Wiener. So the J could be Jazz Hole Limited or it could be Jazz Joel. Yeah, it's very confusing. Many, many. Wiener. 300.

Wiener. Are you making sound art? What are you doing making sound art, Dave? Speaking of art, they do all this art and it's all confusing. Look at this tape that came. They drilled a hole through it and there's a keychain in it. How are you supposed to play it? I can't.

Let me see. Huh? Enough. Oh, yeah, wait. That's not the end. I got more. Look at that. That's on, I think, Gay Hippie Vampire put that out. You can yeah, wait. That's not the end. I got more. Look at that. That's on, I think,

Gay Hippie Vampire put that out. You can't do that. You shouldn't be allowed to do it. I think it's illegal. I can't even play it. Yeah, you can't deface cassette tapes. Hold on, let me look at that. Actually, let me look up the law on this.

I mean, they got it on there. I guess, do you think they unscrewed the tape? Right! If you think that's bad, if you think that's a disgrace, look at this. What is that? Someone sent this. It's just a plastic envelope with melted cassette parts pushed down on it. This is concept art. It's like a garbage...

Wait. I thought it was a garbage can in there. You're saying that's art, too? This is art. Are you hanging this up... Wait. I thought it was a garbage can in there. You're saying that's art too? This is art. Are you hanging this up? I should frame that. Yeah. That should be framed. Do you think it's a Basquiat?

It's not a Basquiat, but it's damn close. This is good. I like this. Do you think it's a... I'm gonna play it right now. 300. What are you playing? Let's get back on track. I'm going to play it right now. 300. Wiener. What are you playing? Let's get back on track. I'm playing the art.

Many men. Wiener. Didn't someone send us something stupid too? People constantly send us something stupid. What did you call me about it? It was just a cover and a download code? We talked about that on the show. We talked about that already?

That was so stupid. If it gets stupid enough, we will talk about it on the show. I'm talking about it again. We will talk about it on the show. I talked about that already? All right, good. That was so stupid. If it gets stupid enough, we will talk about it on the show. I'm talking about it again. We will talk about it on the show. I will call Joe and Dave if it is stupid, but if it gets to a certain level of stupid, we will discuss it here. I don't know what to do with this one with the keychain.

Do you think it's a clue? Well, it's got the little... I mean, I guess it's clever enough. The little dog tag thing has their, like, you know, who's in the band and stuff. Okay, well, that's cool. Who's in the band and stuff okay well that's cool who is in the band Addison Presnell okay

I work with Dan Presnell do you think that they're related shut your mouth yes 100% well Addison plays bass and guitar

wait you wanna hear some bass real quick Sam yeah I'll play you some bass man give me some bass ooh this is that cut through

this sounds like the covers. Here goes the drop. Ooh. It's called Rock and Roll. That was good. Look it up. And some other people are in the band.

Okay. Put down the art. I'm done with it. What tape are you playing? I already told you. We already talked about it. Now we're going to talk about Dave's.

The Jazz. Who's this on the cover of The Jazz? I don't know. Abraham Lincoln. You think it's before his beard. Okay. Because at one point he didn't have a beard.

I always wondered what was under that hat. Yeah, me too. That's what it is. Okay, Dave, what do you got? I'll play some of this Eternal Showers tape. Moss Archive. Moss Archive. Yeah. Oh, nice. Who does that label again? Joe Bastardo. Moss Archive. Yeah.

Oh, nice. Who does that label again? Joe Bastardo. Joe Bastardo. That's what I thought. I knew that. Bastion Void is a project that Joe Bastardo does. Massachusetts label, correct?

Good stuff. Correct. Right again. Boy genius. I don't get many wrong. There's some dude, Mark Junker. Junker? Junker. Come on. That was my bully.

In middle school. Is that the guy? Wait. Is that the guy that beat us both up at the same time? Yeah, he pushed us on the ground and beat us up. Winner! He knocked my head and your head sounded like a coconut. Yeah. Fuck that dude.

And you're playing this game? Yeah, I'm playing it. You fucking traitor, man. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's good. I mean, what do you want me to do? Yeah, I know. I hate to say it. It was kind of cool.

Sounded like a beer can getting flattened. Hand it over to me. I like this label a lot. Joba started this good stuff. They all look good. And this one looks good, too. Yeah. Eternal showers.

Let me see the cover when you're done. When I'm done? When you're done looking at it and describing it. Oh, I can be done. Oh, you're done now? Well, sometimes you're like, well, I don't want to talk about it. Well, I did, but here you go. I don't want to talk about it. I just wanted to look at it. Huh? Huh? Should we be quiet and let you get that? No, no, you can just keep going.

Now what are you playing? Oh, what we have here. Okay. And then do I get to play tape two with you guys? Yeah. If you want. If you want. I do want to. I'm going to play this one.

It's from an artist, and the artist's name, it has one, and it is Magic from Space. Magic from Space. The tape is called Music Node Emojis, and then the number four, HSP, and then a C with a little line on top of it, ASMR. All right, I get it, I get it. You need me to start over?

Dave, let me type it out. I'll text it to you. Oh, I just saw the truth alert tweet. You back to talking about Giuliani again now? No, no. Should we stop talking about cassette tapes? No. We already said how stupid they were with the keychains and stuff.

I don't know. Magic from Space, it's on Ingrown Records. Ingrown number 36. 3-0. And the cover looks like, you know when you want to test your printer, it's like the printer's not working, your home printer, it's not working

so you run the test print. It prints out all the color bars, and it's still fucked up. It looks just like that. It looks just like this cover. Oh, okay, yeah. And do either of you have a working printer at home? No.

So new. I feel like if anyone in 2019, it's almost 2020. No, you just go to Staples. I feel like if you own... Use the one at work. Yeah, exactly. I feel like if you own a home the one at work. Yeah, exactly. I feel like if you own a home printer... You have an AOL account.

You are like... Well, I think you're like a psycho level, like American psycho level. I have one. It just needs new ink cartridges, but they're so expensive. I have one. Don't get me started on how much they cost.

And they don't last very long. And you print like 10 things in color and it's out. Yeah, because they all do that thing where they bleed the ink. Right. We got to call it on the line once we talk about this. You're using all the colors. You never go back.

Well, they press ink out of it all the time so it doesn't dry up or something. Who does? So if you leave it on and you don't print it for like, print for like six months, if you go to print again, you could be like, you could have half the ink.

Because it's every once in a while like, yeah, it just squirts out. That's what I do every once in a while. You know what I do? $50 a piece to replace it. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. You can take the paper, dip it in water and get all the ink out. I have a brother printer that's like a laser, just black, you know? And I tried to, I sent it like a PDF file to print that was like 150 pages. Wow you know and i tried to i sent it like a pdf file

to print that was like 150 pages wow and of course it jammed after a couple and it even though i cleared the jam it did something to it where it's like i have to take it back or send it back to get it fixed like it messed up the the memories like it's in a loop, and I can't reset it. You need me to get in there? So basically, it's broken. Yeah. Just go to Staples. Yeah. I go to FedEx Kinko's, but whatever you want to do.

Yeah, whatever's closest. Magic from Space is the name of the project. Weiner! You put your file on a USB, you plug it in, 10 cents or whatever. I just email it. Oh, you email it? Yeah. I'm not safe with my info like that.

Who do you email it to? Yourself. To staples.print. Oh, staples.print. Is that a... What's the server? Like, what's the security? Is that a secure server?

Yeah, it's secure. Okay, all right. Because I don't work out that secure servers. I don't know if I had anything else to say about this. What's the shape of the snake letter look like? Alright. Winner!

That was so cute, man. ¶¶ © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I love you. I'm sorry. I don't know. um I'm going to go ahead and get back to work. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. 🎵 Thank you. Funky sounds. That was too funky. Funky. No, it wasn't too funky. It was just funky enough. Wiener. It was... For me.

The exact... When I go out and I'm thinking, let me get that funk. Let me get that funk. That's exactly the amount of funk that... That's okay. It's perfect. That's exactly what I'm looking for. They're cookies.

They are cookies. You eat them up and they're delicious. What's your favorite cookie? Oh my God. I was thinking about this today, Joe, and I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's the oatmeal ones with the glaze on top. Okay.

Oatmeal with the glaze on top? Are we talking about just store-bought? No, just like a cookie in general. Girl Scout's moa cookies. Frozen. Speaking of which, I noticed- I like some sort of butterscotch cookie or something. I like that, too.

You know what I mean? A what? I really like cookies. Yeah. A butterscotch? You like cookies. Like a blondie-type him a butterscotch cookie or something. I like that too. You know what I mean? A what? I really like cookies. Yeah. A butterscotch? You like cookies. Like a blondie type cookie

with butterscotch pieces. You like a sugary treat for a good job. Like oatmeal raisin. Oatmeal raisin's gross. You don't like it though? Come on, Joe. I like it.

I like it. It's great. But that's the, but Joe. What? Ringo. Have you ever seen a sliced banana before?

That's the kind of cookie that me and Dave like. That's not how I eat my bananas, Have you ever seen a sliced banana before? That's the kind of cookie that me and Dave like. That's not how I eat my bananas, but I've seen a sliced banana. All right. I eat my bananas right out the peel. Death Wish Jazz Octet. Not a sex tet, probably all versions. Eternal Showers.

And then Magic from Space. So far, some pretty weird... Pretty good? So far, pretty good. I'm going to say, normally, this far into the show, I think, like, yeah, we could have done a little bit better. No, we're doing pretty good. I think we're doing the exact right amount.

I think the whole thing's going to be pretty good. You think, not only have we done good, we're going to keep doing it. Yeah. God damn, man. I do. I have that much faith. You're a superstar.

You've got to have faith. You want to go first? Well, I went first. Dave can go now. You want me to go now? Yeah. I mean, I could go again, but... Dave, when a superior suggests something, it's an order.

It's not just a suggestion. You learned it. I'm like, well, I could do it. If you learned anything from the impeachment trials, it's... I don't want to talk about it. All right. All right. I'll play this.

Tuna, bro. We played something on Sahel Sounds. Yeah. Mad right. All right. I'll play this. That's a tuna, bro. We played something on Sahel Sounds. Yeah. Madhu Maktar. I was really excited that they sent us tapes. Madhu Maktar. Me too, man.

Shout out. Yeah. That was really good stuff. Oh, it made me very happy. I haven't played mine yet, but I'm going to. It made me very happy. Play it next time.

Yeah. Do it three for three. Okay. Did we play the last one last time? I think it was one before, man. Okay. So you have to wait one. Yeah, I have to wait one.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. So I'm going to play this. I'm going to do a Lola tape. Okay. Who's that? Some synth freak out pop music. Really? Yeah.

They're like, here's a synth. Oh, he's on the cover jamming, right? Yeah, he's on the cover jamming. Let me see. I can't see that far. I've got to look at it really close. What's your vision situation, Joe? Not very good.

You're constantly putting your glasses on and off. Oh, my vision's horrible. When you tattoo, do you wear glasses? Well, I wear glasses, but I wear them down like, I can't, they're down like that, you know what I mean? They're like Chuck Schumer. For those listening at home, they look exactly like Chuck Schumer's glasses.

About to fall off. Well, you gotta work on some. I got this cataract. I'm scheduling surgery on Monday. You got a cataract right in that eye, huh? Yeah, both eyes. And I have glaucoma. And you have glaucoma.

They should just... Shouldn't they be giving you weed? Legally, they should be giving you weed. I think they should. You could just get your eyes... The glaucoma's no big deal. I'm going to get robot eyes on Monday. They say we won't need eyes, yeah.

I'm going to get like the Geordi LaForge type thing. Too scary. I don't know what that is. That's from Star Trek. It's like a little visor. The guy from Reading Rainbow, man. Looks like a Rolex. Yeah.

This guy is freaking out on those keyboards, isn't he? I'm going to get one of those. But then I see in Predator Vision. Is that the good vision? Oh, no. I was thinking Terminator Vision. Terminator. I'd rather have Terminator.

Let's settle this right now. Can we just please settle this right now? You want Predator Vision and you want Terminator Vision? Yeah, you thinking Terminator Vision. I'd rather have Terminator. Let's settle this right now. Can we just please settle this right now? You want Predator Vision, and you want Terminator Vision. Yeah, you want Terminator Vision, yeah. What do you want, Dave? That's when it would zoom in on your head, and I'd get all your stats, like Mike Hill, and I'd have all your address.

Oh, Terminator Vision. And you know they want my stats. Yeah. And you can get a pair of glasses that'll do Predator Vision. Where? A pair of night vision goggles. Oh, yeah. That's just night vision goggles, huh?

It's heat vision, though. He sees heat. Yeah, you could get like a heat vision. Heat, all right. Heat sensor thing, yeah. I want Terminator. I'm going to get those on Monday. Yeah.

You guys know who C. Lavender is? Yes. Yeah, with the letter C? Letter C, period, Lavender. From New Jersey, maybe? I think originally, I don't know originally but like at one point yeah New Jersey

now Hudson Valley New York ooh it's lovely in the fall it's the trees we were talking about trees earlier yeah they're more up there oh and they're beautiful

and in addition to all that information there's more and these are the words this is a comp that came out it's called Alone in the Dark Dave I knew it was going to scare you sit back down is more, and these are the words. This is a comp that came out. It's called Alone in the Dark. Dave, I knew it was going to scare you.

Sit back down. Don't slam the door. Sit back down. Everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be fine, man. It's called, and I'm going to say it again right now, Alone in the Dark. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Oh, shit. Goodbye. It's on hot releases. It's kind of scary. Dave, calm down. I know you're not scared, but look at the cover. Oh, boy.

It is scary. I'm not scared of it, but after tonight, I will not look at it again. Oh, I can't look at that again. I am announcing, and I just want to let the haters know, I'm not scared of it. But after I play this, I will never look at it again. It is very scary. Oh. I know. But it's this comp that came out.

It's all black and white artwork. It's all... What was that? That was sexy. Chamberlain. Come on, man. Very scary artwork. Let me name some of the people on this comp, okay?

Tether. House Fire. Secret Boyfriend. Wiener. Noise Nomads. Cream Candles. I thought you were going to do another Wiener. They're cookies.

I want to play the sea lavender track. I don't like Cream Candle Cookies. They're my least favorite. What's the trachotic? Escape from the pendulum? Do you guys ever have those? Yankee Candle makes them? Cream candle cookies?

Cream candle cookies. Make them once a year. You're talking about the small ones, right? Yeah, they're really small. They're each individually wrapped? They're gross. Do not eat those. You light them like they have a wick,

and you light them, and then... And then it cooks. Yeah, and then it cooks. And then you eat it. It's gross. It only cooks the very center of it. The rest of it's still raw. Some people like them that way, though.

And I say to each their own. You know what I mean? I'm going to play the Sea Lavender track. It's called Escape from the Pendulum. Too scary. I know, Dave. I do want to apologize, because I know you will be scared of this. Me and Joe won't be scared.

We are very strong. We have many muscles that we lift heavy things with. If a ghost comes near me, I will punch it, and Joe will kick it very hard with his good foot. Maybe it's a possum. This was an addition of 150. It's a C-77, and I'm going to play that. It's getting scary looking.

You ready to do this so we can eat more of these caramels? What? Don't I get to go? Oh, I thought you went first. No, Dave went first. I went first last time. Alright, come on. Come on. Okay. I'm going to play this Moon Bee tape live at Modern... What is it called? Modern Funk Fest.

I just want to say I remember I asked you to go, and you... Yeah, yeah. And I said, I already went, and we had a whole thing. Yeah, you gave the rest of your time to Dave. Yeah. What label is this on? Hoop? Is it just called Hoop, Mike?

You've done your research. Is this the Moonby Live Tape? Yes. Live at Modern Funk Fest 2019, correct? Yes, yeah. Joe B., the name of the label. Is it Hoop Miscellaneous? Hoop Sounds.

Hoop Sounds, all right. It is Hoop Sounds. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Now, this is like Hoop Sounds, from what I can tell, has put out two releases. One has the catalog number of Hoop number one, and then this one is Hoop Miscellaneous number one. That's what, yeah.

And you gotta wonder, on a label that only has two releases, They're already doing sub-releases. 50% of them are miscellaneous? Then wouldn't the other one just be miscellaneous? I don't know. You know, it really makes you think about it.

I really enjoy this artwork, though. It looks like, almost like a black light, or not, a black velvet painting. Yeah. Oh, I like that song.

Yeah. Sing a little bit, then. And you ever seen that movie Fantastic Planet? That, like, cartoon, weird French movie? Hold on. Dave, Dave, like that song. Sing a little bit then. Have you ever seen that movie Fantastic Planet? That cartoon, weird French movie? Hold on. Dave, sing the song. That's just like I remember it. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

I was listening to that the other day. It's so weird. For the first time in years, I put that on. Fantastic Planet? Yeah. Oh, nice. Because I was reading that comic, and it was like, Oh, yeah, yeah, cool. It's got like that kind of like, you know,

it's got some noir kind of vibes to it. What's going on in that cover? Is that somebody DJing like in space? It looks like some sort of alien maybe DJing in space. He's DJing planets maybe, right? He must be in space. And there's a centipede or something. The size of the DJ.

He must be enormous. He's a galactic... Wow is all I gotta say. A galactic being. I want this airbrushed on a t-shirt. Me too. I want it on like a vanity license plate. You ever tattoo something or something? That'd be good too, yeah. For on the front. You ever tattoo something that sick on somebody? I've done a couple

things like that. Full back piece of a dude DJing planets? Space DJs. I get that airbrushed on my head. You ever tattoo something that sick on somebody? I've done a couple things like that. Full back piece of a dude DJing planets. Space DJ. I get that airbrush on my head. I actually hate to tattoo space. Yeah. Why? Oh, really?

You don't like space? I hate tattooing space. Why? Because, well, how do you do it? I don't know how to do it. Oh, my God! What the fuck is that, bro? What do you mean?

You know what I know how to do? A black outline around something with black shading and then color. Oh, yeah? I know how to do? A black outline around something with black shading and then color. I know how to do that. Pretty good. I can do a good job. You're fine. But space?

You can't do space. What? What? Black? It's just black with little white dots. That's it, man. You got it. I guess I got it.

It sounds like you've been reading some Neil deGrasse Tyson. It is black with little white is. I like him. That is space. People don't like him anymore, right? I forget. We're constantly canceling people. I might be canceled from some of my raw shit. I don't know.

Here's the tape. Have you been satisfied fully with getting a turn now? Yes. We have three. We have three. Burger King. Many, many wieners. Let's play these three tapes. turn now? Yes. And we are ready. We have three and we are ready to go. Burger King. Three. Burger King. Many, many wieners. Let's play these three tapes. I'm very excited. So let's play

these three tapes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. uh Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. Exit 159, Mile 143 The The I'm going to go I can get a better view of the city from here. I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. How's your evening been so far? Give it up. Give it up. Let's do this. Let's go. Take it to the house. In three, two, 1, get it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey. Jesus Christ. hey jesus christ let me just explain something to everybody hey hey hey freaks i call them joe i call them freaks hey when when there's like a sick techno a fucking hook when it's going

fully charged the glow sticks are out Dave has his sound clips going over it and if you are smart if you want to be a success in this world you want your DJ career to grow wings and just fucking take off just like soaring like an eagle into the sunset

you hire, you PayPal Dave what you think is fair Dave do you want to do some right now? yeah I'll do it. Fuck it. No, do you want to? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want me to play a little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feel it out. Wiener. Wiener. Wiener. Wiener. Many, many.

Wiener. Many, many. Wiener. Many, many. Wiener. Many, many. Wiener. Many, many french fries. 300 hamburgers. Wiener. 300 hamburgers. Wiener.

300 hamburgers. Wiener. Wiener. Big, big, big. 300. 300. 300. And McDonald's. 300 300 300 And McDonald's

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Oh. Mama. Mama. Mama, what a baby. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Right under the toilet. Bing. Bum.

Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing, bong. That was all right. You can't use that, though, unless you give Dave. You have to pay him at least $69 minimum, but probably more. Moon Bihie, live at Modern Funk Fest 2019 on Hoop Sound before that the C Lavender track

when that Alone in the Dark compilation releases that's a C77 that's a long one and it's a packed comp and it makes Dave so scared but he's still an artist and he's still a professional edition of 150 that just came out and I am for the record,

you can edit our Wikipedia. I am not afraid of it, but will never look at it again. And then before that, what was before that, Dave? That was... Oh, yeah. You need to look at it. Yeah, I'm going to butcher the name if I can't look at it.

Just don't even say it. Well, I should. Okay, here, then say it. I'm going to do Ahmed Lola. Yeah. I think I got that right. Okay. As close as it's going to get.

That's as close as we get. So Joe B. left the room. Where did he go? I think he had to go pee-pee. I think he went to the bathroom. In his butt. I saw... Daddy chill. I saw.

Daddy chill. I'm not scared. You want to keep going without him? Oh, go to Joe. You want to play tape? I got a few left because I brought an extra. You want to go first? I want to do extras.

Yeah, I'm going to throw in this robe door tape right now. Did you know about this robe door tape? Nope. Robe door. Dave. Dave. Robe door. Ro? Nope. Rope Door. Dave. Rope Door. Rope Door. I know Rope Door. You remember Rope Door. Yeah. Listen, mid-2000,

Rope Doors were like a motorcycle gang. They ruled the place. They were putting out split tapes. They were popping wheelies. Haven't heard from them in a while. I haven't. These fucking droners. These stoner droners from LA. I think they're big shots.

I believe it's Alex Brown. Big shots like the Billy Joel song. Hold on. You want me to put that on? You want to sing a little bit of it? Just the first part. Alex Brown. Britt Brown. the first part big big um alex brown brit brown who uh some may know from you know not not fun records pocahontas the likes and then m get his gangras that's the three people in this i think

oh wow i never knew that that's dave it's a super group joe b we're in here we're talking about a super group a group that's super because it has the super group. We're in here. We're talking about a super group. A group that's super because the occupants did previous stuff that people know of. That's the threshold, right? Yeah. I was listening to this tape. It came out on Death Bomb Arc. Oh, boy.

I know. It came right out on it. It just came out. Meanwhile, they're tearing up the street in front of my house. They're redoing the whole thing. Tearing it up. They're tearing up the old one. They're putting down the new one. They got these machines that just grind the gravel into

almost like a parmesan. It's just bing, bing, bing, spitting out the back. Meanwhile, my house is shaking, but I'm listening to this tape. It's like a whole new experience. I thought I might, you know, I'm not in college anymore, I might hit a weed.

That's how good it was. But then I listened to it again, without the truck, not as heavy. It's still good. Still very good. It's also available on LP, and LP came out. And it looks awesome. It sounds awesome. It hits. Oh, it looks good.

You know what the synths sound like? They're kind of like this. A little thick. And then Genghis is like with his synth. Again with the drums. Now they got the synths, man. They got the synths.

Dave, you mute at my laptop? Probably. No. They got the synths. Dave, you muted my laptop? Probably. No. Put wires in different places. There it is. That's what I was trying to get to. All right, so I'm going to play that on Death Bomb Mark. It's called Negative Legacy.

Ringo. It's got a title, and I knew it, so I said it. Joe B. Yeah. You settled in? I'm settled in. I'm ready. You hotshot. Aaron, I'm ready. You hot shot.

I never called you a hot shot. This isn't the tape I want to play. Hold on a second. I might have grabbed the wrong tape. It's cool how... Grabbed the wrong dang tape. It's cool how he completely left the room and wasn't here. Now that he is here, he seems to be going through

his personal items. You want me to just hop ahead, Joe, while you look at that? Alright, I'm going to play this. I got it. Nice try, Dave, but you'll never beat me. Not in a foot race. I don't know where this other tape came from. What do you got?

Let me just point out, Joe, you don't know where this other tape comes from. They won't stop sending them. I know, but I didn't bring this Oh let me just point out Joe You don't know where this other tape comes from They won't stop sending them I know but like That's where they're coming from I didn't bring this tape today Wow Anyway This tape called

By Matra D But it's Just the letter D Matra D But just what? Just the letter D Okay Like it's like

Matra No that's cool D That's Okay. Like, it's like Matra D. No, that's cool. That's cool wordplay. Yeah, it's wordplay. I don't know if you ever do that with your friends? I'm constantly doing wordplay. I do it for fun.

Yeah. You know, it's a hobby. I get so many words, I scramble them up and play with them. Yeah, I love scramble. Wordplay, number play. Scramble with friends. Yeah. Or just don't play with them.

Just don't say anything. Just be... Leave them alone.'t say anything just be leave them alone leave them alone and be silent for a little bit I do that too not as much Major D Green on 77 Rise Recordings

I think it's called I believe you played something on this label before last time I played a comp yeah you bought a comp from him yeah I bought a comp and this tape

so now I'm playing this tape this was the label that advertised on Instagram right so that's just a little like an insider tip if you're if you're listening that's where i found this label too what label this other tape that i won't talk about that it's too it's wobbly it's all like the audio cuts in and out oh yeah it's a bum tape it's a bum tape yeah yeah we won't name names i won't name that no no no just in case i will be leaving a review yeah i will be leaving a review I will be We will be seeking a full return for money

But MatriD Green on 77 Rise Who's MatriD? I don't know some hip hop dude I was just going to say that's a little tip to all you labels out there It's hard to with some advertising on Instagram You'll sell tape to Joe You'll sell tape to me I'll check that out

Michael Cochran MatriD He done has cock in his name. Mm-hmm. What a clown. I wasn't gonna say it, but... He does do good wordplay, though. So I'll play that one. Okay.

Is that cool with you? Yeah, I'm cool with that. What you got, Dave? I'm gonna play this Oriana tape. Who's Oriana? How do you spell it? Oh, Oriana Grande. Oh, Oriana? How do you spell it? Oh, Oriana Grande. Oh, Oriana Grande?

O-A-R-I-A-N-A. That was a good accent you had there. Oriana Grande. It's a fucking big sea turtle. On Ingrown Records. Oh, I played something on Ingrown earlier. Did you? Yeah. And you didn't even mention it. Yeah, you guys should have

done one of those where you guys both play at the same time. I played that magic from Space Tape, man. You didn't even mention it. Yeah, you guys should have done one of those where you guys both play at the same time. I played that magic from Space Cape, man. You didn't even mention you were growing up. I was in my own little world over there. You got no respect for me? Make me hang I'm hanging out there like an idiot? Playing with my clips, man. That's how I was at the front door earlier. While you were just watching me on your

little video camera. Daddy, chill. Don't give away my private information. Oh, sorry. Mike's got cameras. I have a series of security instruments. I like the watercolor J card here. It's got little striped eggs.

It looks like what I would try to do with 2AM art if I could actually draw. I like your drawings. I like your stuff. If I could make it look like a... What they do with the shading. The shading and depth of field. I like your drawings I like your stuff Yeah but if I could like Make it look like a Oh I see Joe he's What they do with the shading

The shading Yeah The depth of field Yeah Joe he's fishing for compliments This is better This is better than your stuff Yeah

It's way better You did a You gave it the college try though I'll give it to you What Dave's stuff 2am tapes Oh I give it I give it all I got

You used to draw a bunch of Silly little machineries Yeah It was like organic I still do the doodles I like your doodles I gotta say I like this and it's better than yours but I like yours

keep plugging at it no Dave I mean just because we're all gonna be 40 very soon doesn't mean you should be plugging away at your drawings no man it's fine it's fine no we'll all be fine keep plugging away your drawings oh it's like you know when my dad was like 40 he like built trains like worked on the railroads covered in oil and had like you know i thought he was in like telecommunications i don't know i don't know what he did i got no clue

what he did i have no things clue. I like how the... I told you never play that one again. I have a condition. Acid reflux. And it was not right for you to invade my privacy and isolate. I like it when it's higher pitched. If it's higher pitched. When it's higher pitched

it sounds like bratty. I like when it's... It is bratty. I'm not even going to talk about the cover, but it's awesome. Oh, I already saw it. It's better than Dave's. It's a lot better than what Dave did.

Better than mine. It's got eggs on it. I think Dave's out of tapes that you were going to play, and I believe you have one more and I have one more. Yeah. So let's play these. There's two in here, but yeah, anyway. This is the one.

Yeah. That's the one? That's the one. Let's play these and let's come back. Dave's never going to play that. That's what we usually do. We're going to play these three. That's a big Masonic number.

And then we'll come back and play these two. And then the two, and then, yeah. And that's it. And then that'll... Wait, back and play these two and the two and then yeah and that's it and then that'll wait what went by fast we're gonna okay three we have these three tapes we're gonna play those come back and then me and joe are gonna play one each we're doing another one after this yeah this is the night you're gonna do the extra long one oh i feel like it's going by fast i'm having a great time i'm not worried or anything i feel real good. That's okay.

Why, Dave? Are you looking to get out of here? I mean, I do got to work tomorrow. What time is it? You got to work? Yeah. Oh, at the Patagonia? Yeah. Patagonia.

All right. You want to play these tapes? Oh! Thank you. The world that I love So I will be I will be And I Oh Oh

Maybe I Never Know Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 To be continued... You know what's green? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. That's the way. Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah! I'm on, though. Then he comes right back.

Oriana was that last thing we put on Ingrown. This is a bootleg. A pear on the wind. Yeah, sometimes I take off my pants, I got a pear in the wind. Yeah, I'm a bad boy. Yeah, I say shit like that. Call the wind. Yeah, sometimes I take off my pants, I got a pear on the wind. Yeah, I'm a bad boy. Yeah, I say shit like that. Call the FCC. I don't give a...

And look, I'm on the Discogs page right now. Devin LaCroix is the name of the person who does that project. And I will say it under oath, if you subpoena me. Before that, we played... What was it, Dave? Before that, Maitre D. Maitre D. And then Robedor.

And Robedor. Before that, Negative Legacy on Death Bomb Arc. Labels 204th release. Holy shit. Which, if you know anything about numbers, is actually a lot. Well, it depends on what you count. Well, relatively, it's really not that much.

Well, I mean, Schrodinger's cat would say that 204 is actually a Masonic number. Three. Oh, Dave's got a text. What was that, Dave? He farted. Sounded like a beer can getting flattened. What was that?

Did you hear that farting? Did you guys hear about Fartgate? Oh, yeah. On the hardball? Let's play hardball. Let's play hardball. That wasn't a fart. I hate to burst your bubble.

There's no way it was a fart. It was definitely a fart. No. Sound like a beer can getting flattened. All right. Joby, I got one left and you got one.

I got one left. And I'm going to end the show with mine. Okay. So I'll play my tape. Okay. That clears. That tracks.

Moo Vons, Trouble Land on already dead tapes. What is it? Moo is the first word. Like M-U. M-U? Not like M-U. It's actually, it's M-U.

It's straight up. Moo Vons.org. And then the second word, I say Vons. V-O-N-Z. Look at this fucking Moo Vons. Hey. Look at this Moo Vons over here. Look at this fucking Moo Vons.

I want you to go to Vinny's. I want you to get me a half pound of gub of ghoul, some vinegar peppers, and a bucket of move-ons. Yeah, I've been to move-ons.org. I'm a liberal. I do that. I like smooth Bernie. Again with the drums.

Is he saying drugs or drums? Drums. Do it again. Again with the drums. This is a Tape Club exclusive. Do it again. Again with the drums! This is a tape club exclusive. I saw that. Already Dead Records has like... First edition of 60. Has like a tape club.

How many? 60. Okay, I thought it was a different number. I won't say what I thought it was. No. Already Dead has a... Chuggle from Dave there. I think he knows what number I'm talking about. 59. Exactly. You son of a bitch. But he is right.

He does it... 59. That's no. But he is right. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. They have a tape club. And I don't know that we... One of them must have slipped through the cracks.

Darn it. We got a mole over there. What color do you think that tape is? What color do I think it is? Yeah. A caramel. Caramel. That is caramel through and through.

Are you going to have one right now? I mean, I'm just prepping it for when we're done. Caramel is the official podcast treat of podcasting because it makes you sound like you're eating a caramel. And that crispy wrapper don't hurt. That's a poison snake? Move on, Trouble Land is the name of the tape.

Already dead. And you know what? I said earlier with Death by Mark, I said Death by Mark 204 and we were all like, oh my god. The tape was taken aback. He said, what? Did you get it wrong? He said, we're 105. He said, it must be lower. I said, no.

It was 204. It says 11. You do 12. And we thought that was a lot. This is already dead. 345? No. Higher. 347! Higher. It is already dead. Actually?

69. 320. Whoa, that's a lot. Even higher. But I think they have a lot of people that do their bidding. There's like four or five different people who run the league. It's a Ponzi scheme. It's a pyramid scheme. They got too many. It's not fair. They five different people who run the league. It's a Ponzi scheme. It's a pyramid scheme.

They got too many. It's not fair. They got too many boots on the ground. They're cookies. That's a tuna, bro! So you're gonna play this fucking move-ons? Yeah. This dude not move-ons? This fucking move-ons. 300 hamburger.

Weiner! Alright, I'm gonna end this with a tape. Joe B., we... Was this the one you wouldn't let me look at when I was over earlier? Yeah, you tried to look at it, and I said, don't look at it. I was just standing there,

and I flipped something upside down. Because I didn't want you to see it. You're not allowed to. Yeah. Was it like a liberal thing? It was like a liberal thing. Yeah, I can't do it. No, I just didn't want...

Can't do that anymore. Everybody used to be able to do it. It was no big deal. My grandfather did it for a living. 32 years of Chrysler,'t do it. No, I just didn't want to. Can't do that anymore. Everybody used to be able to do it. It was no big deal. My grandfather did it for a living. 32 years of Chrysler, he did it. Nobody had a problem with it. No, stop making jokes like that, or you will get canceled,

because they are out. The cancel squad is out there. And if you're out, you're walking down the street, and you think the cancel squad isn't following you, then you hear... You turn around. It's Twitter canceling around. It's Twitter

canceling you. It's late! I know, Dave. I just go off on terror sometimes. I get this caramel in me. I know. I got this tape. You've played hardcore rock and roll. I've played that before. Dave, if you want me to get through this...

I got a tape, Joe B. I went on Discogs. I bought this tape. You bought the tape? I bought it. Oh, great. Get the fuck out of here. Just some pure mid-90s powder violence. What powder violence? You gotta love this stuff. I got the friggin' Charles Bronson

youth attack. What? Dave, get back in here. Oh, boy. You remember Charles Bronson? Yeah, get back in here. Oh, boy. You remember Charles Bronson? Yeah, I love Charles Bronson. You remember being a youth and you'd just be in a mosh pit. Yeah. Right? I had a couple Charles Bronson shirts.

I know, man. I remember Trackstar Records out of New Jersey. They screened up some of their shirts. We all bought one. Loved it. White shirt. White, I know. All the fat kids looking at him like, you don't want black? Only white. Only white tees.

Charles Bronson. Did you pay a lot for it? Was it expensive? You don't want to talk about money, but you know what I mean. You know I don't like to talk about money. But okay? You did pretty good? I do in-person banking.

I do online banking, but I don't like to talk about it with my my friends but this is you get that karma away from the mic i know it's way too hard i know it's pretty bad um they were for those who don't know so new they know dave old mid-90s so new no illinois power violence fast i don't know i don't know a lot of charles bronson 90s. So new. No, Illinois. Power violence. Fast. I don't know. I don't know. A lot of Charles Bronson references. Sound clips they call them. Charles Bronson's on the cover. They're doing split seven inches.

Most of the shit sucks. The early stuff. But the LP ripped. The LP's good. It was fast as shit. They played their instruments so fast. They played this punk and it was so fast. And they were sarcastic about it. They should their instruments so fast. They played this punk and it was so fast. And they were sarcastic about it. They should have been nice about it. There's a lot of sarcastic stuff in here. They should have just said,

here's some fast punk music. I hope you like it. But they were sarcastic about it. I do like, on a serious note, look at the shell imprint on this. It's upside down. But is it upside down? Because when you put the tape down,

like, you know, standing straight up, then the printing is straight up. I like it. It's on an Indonesian label. It's a puzzle. It's a puzzle. It's just a big puzzle.

But I gotta spit out my caramel. Yeah, do that. Sorry, it's just so good once you start I do remember I told myself I was just gonna let it sit in the back of my mouth

not even suck on it well some of the juices come out they're too good you gotta do something about that I remember buying this LP from Andrew Martini's

distro in Westchester oh yeah you have a specific memory I have a specific memory that's why I wanted to play it and I also bought another hardcore rocket roll tape from the same purchase.

What? Right under the toilet. Maybe I'll play in a future episode. Can I see it now or do you want to save it? I'm also going to keep that one a bit of a mystery. That's cool. Maybe you can look at it. Alright, you fucking move-ons. Yeah, let's do it. You want to do this? Yeah. Move-ons? Yeah. Charles Bronson,

a few tracks. They're short. They're short. We'll play a few. Alright. Let's go. Oh, no. Tabs out. Thank you. do do do do do

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Become. A. A. Planet. Planet. Planet. Like that. Become. Like that. I'm going to go ahead and start the video. Thank you. Hey, I'm here to plan it. Hey, life bad, plan it.

Hey, I'm here to plan it. Hey, life bad, plan it. Thank you. so like Thank you. I'm trying to cry I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe

I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not going to breathe I'm not a nice person. I'm a mean, selfish son of a bitch. Outro Music