Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #149 | 12.15.19

Episode Date: December 15, 2019

Pepper Mill Rondo, mystery tape???, Crazy Doberman, Cremator, Debby Friday, German Army, MAbH, BAHV, Devin Bateson (with Manolis), Budokan Boys, Lena Tsibizova, Maharadja Sweets, Network 34, and Spazz.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes.

We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. We're going to play some tapes. I play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Oh, yeah. Big time.

Fuck music. Tabs out Don't, please don't curse Oh, sorry That's early in the show I forgot Wait for the kids to go to bed No cursing

Tabs out And they go to bed around, let's say, 8.45 Well, the little one was up when I came up Did you do anything about it? No Tabs out, KSAT Podcast Episode number 167

It's not that I think it's 149 I'll check later but i think it's 149 i'm mike i'm joe oh i forgot i forgot to do that i don't think the last couple times i did that you did what did you know you want us to do the intro thing now where we say our name well i would like you to no i'm jamie and jamie hi jamie what are you doing here What are you doing here? What are you doing here in Dave's seat? Huh? Where's David? David around someplace? What's going on? Are you, uh, is this a coup d'etat? It's the B squad in here.

Oh, no. He thinks he's all the way up in the B squad. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, I got some sad news for you, brother. No, you are the B squad and you're here filming for Dave. Dave is a coward. He's afraid to podcast. What's he doing? I don't know. He's going to see the Misfits? Where's David?

David around someplace? I don't know what the hell he's doing, man. I don't get into his... I told him I'll stay out of his free time. He stays out of mine. And we only see each other when we're podcasting. So other than that, it's a mystery. But Jamie, you're filming for Dave tonight, right?

I am. You know how to do all that stuff? Sitting in his chair, farting in his chair. He does both. Changing his knobs. What? You're not allowed to use that. Oh, yeah.

There's only so much. Don't make him too angry. You can make Dave angry with this episode, Jamie, but please, I beg you, not so angry that he hurts one of us. You got your own laptop, huh? You know what I did? I brought some snacks, and me and Mike were talking about before you got here. Joe B., what is your opinion

on cheese curls? I don't like those. I can't touch those. I knew he wouldn't. Joe, I try to tell him that we are famously a sugar show. Yes, we are a sugar show. That's correct. We do not do... It could be like a nut mix with raisins and little chocolates.

Okay. What's wrong with the cheese curls? Oh, it's a tactile thing. It's a touch thing. I can't. It's like styrofoam. Yeah, I don't like chips and stuff like that. Also, his blood pressure.

Think of Toby's blood pressure. All the sodium. He's not a young man anymore. He's not skateboarding around. Yeah, it's like that movie where it goes low. It's like up. He's not a young man anymore. He's not skateboarding around. It's like that movie where it goes low. It's like up. It's just like up. The doctors have tied many balloons to your...

What program are you using, Jamie? Let's talk about that program. I'm using Audacity. I don't really know my way around it too well, so wish me luck. Alright, alright. We'll push that button. What does that button do right there? Don't push that again. That was a rock button. All right, well, let's play some cassette tapes.

Jamie, do you think you have it in you? We would never let David go first, but to make him angry, to do something that will make him mad. Oh, Dave's so dumb. Where's David? David around someplace? Did you bring any of these...

I call them experimental tapes. I call them that. You bring any? Well, I'm getting myself in the Christmas spirit right now. Oh, are you? Okay. I got this tape hot off the presses. Hot off the presses.

I was touching it earlier. Look at my fingers. It burnt the tips. Doug and Max. Who's Doug and Max? Mr. Doug Doug. earlier burn look at my fingers it burnt the tips doug and max who's doug and max mr doug doug doug caplan all right maxwell allison yeah from hasu mountain too spooky peppermill rondo is the name of the duo that's what they play as on this tape right indeed and what is the tape going on you got it in in front of you. Wait, where is it? What, are you afraid of these things, Jamie?

Gotta touch it. Well, the cover is a little bit scary. You gotta touch them. You gotta get your mitts on them. This is a tape called It's Christmas Time. Ooh. And if you're familiar with Peppermill Rondo, you're gonna get a lot of samples here.

A lot of Christmas samples. One day before my birthday, actually. Samples of what? I believe there's a grid in there. Right? Because Peppermill Rondo, they put a grid in there, and it's got the pictures of everybody they sampled on it, right? I don't know.

Santa Claus. I don't know about it. E.T. with the Santa hat. Who's that, the Grinch? On the cover? Yeah. It's so pixelated, I can't tell. I think it is.

It's a fucking big sea turtle. So this is a Christmastime tape, huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it puts you right in the spirit. I'm gonna get in the spirit. Keebler Elf. Keebler Elf's in there. I think Terry Riley's in there. Terry Riley's right next to him. Funny joke to put him in there. I like that. That's good. Alright. Keep doing stuff

like that. It's an incredibly cool little lizard. Call it Kalkin. Cool art. That's it. That's it. That's it. You really dig that art, don't you? Another one from

Hasu Mountain. Yet another one. I won't comment. Joe B. Yeah. What's the odds? Do you want me to go? We're going counterclockwise?

Oh, yeah. You know what? I hate counterclockwise. Well, it's so weird tonight with Jamie here because he's not supposed to be here. That's right.

We'll do something silly. We'll be silly. Go to Joe. What do you got? Well, I'll play this tape that I don't know what it is. Oh, yeah.

The mystery box. The mystery box. It's in a black wooden box with a black O-ring thing. Yeah, it's like a dark wooden box. Yeah, opens up.

About the size of a... Well, if it's a tape. If it's a tape, but what's it the size of? I don't know. It's larger than... Four by six. It's tall, though. It's thick.

Oh, by an inch and a half. I don't know. And that's good craftsmanship there, too. Yeah, it's pretty good. It fits in, like, I don't know what you would call that. And boom goes the dynamite. Well, yeah. A lid, and it's beveled.

A lid. It's a beveled lid. A bevel would be more on a, like, on an angle. What is a bevel? Well, then what is that, notched? Notched or something. It's a notched piece of wood, that goddamn thing. And then you got a black. O-card. O-card, right? Notched or something. It's a notched piece of wood, that goddamn thing. And then you got a black...

O-card. O-card, right? Yeah, with just a triangle, a circle, and an oval. Oh, my God! Gold, silver, copper, or bronze. It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. And then a tape in there. Then they put the tape in there.

And the tape's got some glyphs on it, too. Yeah, they're like... Yeah, and I don't know what those mean. Why go through the trouble of making it so nice you don't tell us who it is? I'm doing some Googling right now. We get a lot of tapes.

I'm sure that probably says something. I can't read that. It's a bunch of fucking lines. It's a bunch of squiggly lines. It's a bunch of fucking lines. I'm just going to play that tape. It's a bunch of fucking lines. It's a bunch of squiggly lines. It's a bunch of fucking lines. So I'm just going to play that tape. Thanks for signing that. We get a lot of tapes that look like shit,

and they got names all over it. And you're going to make something this good, and you're going to keep it a mystery? Mystery. And maybe there was a little piece of paper that fell out that I didn't see. Or maybe the envelope had something on it. It probably did. You think this is from the whistleblower?

Is this impeachment evidence? I don't know. You don't. I don't get it. Go to Joe. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't even know what impeachment is. That's good.

Okay, well, let's play this guy after that. We'll take it out of its little coffin here. Very scary. Very spooky. I was going to describe it as a coffin, too, but I didn't guy after that. We'll take it out of its little coffin here. Very scary, very spooky. I was going to describe it as a coffin, too, but I didn't want people to think it was that shape. You didn't want people to think it was on a hinge. Right. I'm not going to put it on.

It's hingeless. Where are you putting that? Here, there's no hinge. You know what? I'll start off with this Crazy Doberman tape. Crazy Doberman weight testing on rotten load bearings on bake tapes. I think this is one of the few things...

I didn't... Did bake tapes do that much this year? I don't know. I think this one came out in a small batch. How small? I think this tape and another tape came out. Yeah, I played it on the last... No, you're talking about that Death Wish Jazz Quintet thing, right?

Yeah. Oh, right, because that's not on baked tapes. That's on another label. Another label. Yeah, we played that last time. Right. But this is like an Indiana crew, but they're originally from Indiana, right?

And I think they spread out a little bit. Some of them moved around. So they're originally from Indiana, right? And I think they spread out a little bit. Some of them moved around. So are their oats. I don't know what they're doing out there. I don't know what they're getting into. But Jesse DeRosa is on this. I think this was recorded at his place in New York. Nice.

What is it? A C-32, edition 75. All right, I got to get my caliper. Measure the inside. See how long of a tape that is that's a nice caliper that's good I can't believe you got that

Christmas is coming up I'm gonna return the one I got you speaking of that Death Wish jazz quintet tape we played last time Jesse sends me a message after we played he says you should have let it get going. Like, it really picks up.

And I'm like, buddy, let's get to it. Frontload it with the good stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Put the good stuff at the beginning, man. The crazy Doberman stuff, it's good from the beginning. I promise. All right, let's start off with this. Let's get into Christmas spirit.

Let's do it. OK okay so an incredibly cool little lizard there's Merry Christmas you guys! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

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Peppermill Rondo. Jamie. Mystery tape. Dave doesn't do anything like that. That's no way. That's not even close to how Dave does it. Peppermill Rondo. Joe, did you even... That was good.

Did you even know we were back? What, we're back? I know. He doesn't do anything like Dave. Dave makes a big show of it. What does he do? Wave his hands around? He waves his big, dumb hands around.

He flicks the lights on. He screams. He's got a little siren. We're coming back in. It's happening. That's okay. This is about to... It's going to happen.

It's all right. You'll get the hang of it. You're doing great, kid. And Crazy Doberman. And Crazy Doberman. Originally from Indiana, they were just Doberman. John Olsen made them crazy, infected them with craziness. And then they'd travel around sowing oats and doing jazz, I believe, we figured it out.

And that is what they're doing. In Zane Johnny. That's right. Jazz, I believe, we figured it out. And that is what they're doing. In Zane Johnny. Peppermill Rondo with all the Christmas stuff. Special thanks to Santa Claus on that tape. House of Mountain number 98. And then the mystery tape in between those. We'll never know. Yeah.

Well, now it's out there. The people can decide. If you can Google wooden black box. Wait, wait, stop. Hold on, Jamie. Start over. What is it black wooden coffin box uh-huh band camp go ahead experimental all right cassette okay hieroglyphs okay do you find anything oh no i got no results, it says. Oh, boy.

Oh, brother. What browser is that? I feel like a real biff. Oh, well. All right. Jamie, you want to start the next round? He started the first round. You getting jealous?

It's okay, Joby. Go to Joe. He'll always be my another one. I don't have to go next, but I'm just saying. Why are you so hot, by the way? I don't know. You're cold. You're a little clammy.

These guys are playing footsies here. They're playing handsies. Handsies, handsies. Jamie, these are our handsies. Okay. I'm just getting feet and hands mixed up. I know. Yeah, it's hard.

Life's hard. All right, I got this. That's the hardest part, feet and hands. Cremator. What? Dude, please do not. Too spooky. Too scary. Do not be scary right now.ens. Cremator. Do not be scary right now.

Who's Cremator? What did we say? Mike Thompson? Is that what we came up with? Not even close. Matt Thompson. Matt Thompson. This tape's from 2013. It's a bit old.

It's a goodie. You didn't find a piece of trash from back then and bring it? This one came out a while ago. We missed it, but it sucks. Let me take a peek. With a name like Cremator, it's a very synthy tape. I think I have a Cremator tape. Yeah.

What's his own? Field Hymns? Didn't put out anything in 2019. Very rude. Very rude prank. Yeah. Why do you speak Norwegian? What's his own? Field Hymns? Field Hymns. Didn't put out anything in 2019. Very rude. Very rude prank to Bull. I might have this tape. I don't know. You probably do.

The logo looks familiar to me. I like that kind of logo. That kind of computer-y 70s, 80s. You're not talking about the Field Hymns logo. You're talking about the text on the spine. On the spine, yeah. The text on the spine. They know what I'm talking about.

Who? My fans. My fans. They're just so tuned into you that they know they always know my people lose me they do i can't figure it out they lose me i know i'm sorry yeah this came out in 2013 field hymnsn't put anything out this year, which is not nice. They should have put out tapes. They put out stuff in 2018, I believe, about four or five things. They were hot for a minute. They were hot.

They were hot for a minute. They love those synthesizers. Yeah. They love the synthesizers. You can only burn so bright. And then what happens? Before you fizzle out. That's okay!

This is the cassette market. It's very saturated. With what? Why is it so saturated, Jamie? Very saturated. Yeah. A lot of players. There are a lot of players.

Ups and downs. Yeah, who's the winner? Let's just talk about the winners and losers this year in the cassette world. Joe B. Joe B. Go to Joe. Didn't I already go?

Oh, I didn't go. No, you go. You whined about it, but then Jamie still just fucking usurped you. He's been doing that. You notice ever since he's gotten Dave's chair and he's been in a regular episode, he thinks his shit don't stink?

Yeah. Well, I'm going to play this Debbie Friday tape. Okay. Can I say it? Can I say bitch punk? It's called Bitch Punk It is And it's on Death By Mark

Correct? Death By Mark Okay this is not Death By Mark 206 What a That's a big number Yeah that's a big number

That's a big one But not as big as Cause Death Drive Is the new one That came out This came out last year Right?

In 2018 Oh really? The Bitch Punk one? I believe so. Okay. Debbie Friday. Jamie, what do you know about Debbie Friday? Absolutely nothing.

I'm sorry. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm sorry. I cannot award you any points for that. I know. I guess this is like an EP, right? Because it's only six songs.

I think she put out a CD version of it, and then maybe Death By Mark put out a tape version of it. Oh, okay. I think that's how this went. But yeah, it's one of those, I think your side A is repeating on the side B. Oh, one of those. Are you serious?

Sadly to say, I think it does repeat. Yes. So you listen to it again. What's the big whoop? Get on with it. I like the tape, white tape. That's a waste of ferric oxide. Ferric oxide is at a shortage right now.

We're having a shortage. Jamie, you keep bringing that up. I keep telling you, no, it's not. I've been making it myself, and I haven't- That's why your hands are all messed up. Are you making your bathtub or something? Yeah, I'm making bathtub ferric oxide. Yeah.

What, are you going to fucking rat on me? I hate these windows. The ones that- Oh, yeah, my daughter pushes them right in. Were you letting your daughter touch tapes? Yeah, she's loving it? This is the first thing. Disgusting. Come on, man.

Disgusting. So that's what I want to play. Yeah, like I was saying, because of Googling, because of Googling, I know that Debbie Friday was born in Nigeria, raised in Montreal, and is now based in Vancouver. It's a good city, too. It's an excellent city. It's rainy.

Is it rainy there? I think so. Is it Vancouver? Seattle, right? Yeah. Let me look it up. What are you going to play? Yeah, rain. Oh, I get to play one, too? Yeah. I'm going to play this big-ass one. This big-ass

German. Is that a triple? Triple-double? I'm holding this tape and it ass one. This big ass German army. Is that a triple? Triple dip? Look at it. I'm holding this tape, and it's like, stepping up to the blade. To the blade? What am I saying? You could bludgeon somebody with that. Hold on.

I biffed. I biffed. Let me start over. Stepping up to the plate. Now you got the voice wrong. Swing, bada, bada. You nailed the voice the first time, but you said blade.

I can't get anything. I can't do anything right for you. Impressing you is like, German Army, it's a triple cassette and it comes in the real tall case. Where do you get those? Where do you get these cases? I bet Duplication.ca has them.

Do you think they have those? Do you think you can get a quadruple? That's too big. They can't do that. He's flying too close to the sun again. You're like Icarus, man. Yeah, man. Have you know your limits, Jamie. I dream bigger.

I dream big. Yeah, but that's not going to get you anywhere. Four? Four. Four high cassette. No, they don't make it. That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy.

They should make one that's four long, though. That's what I'm saying. And it flips all the way. You flip it all the way. It's like this? Yeah, it opens up like a book. Oh, okay. I didn't realize that.

It's real long. I thought it was still four this way, but it opens like that. I like it. I like it, too. I think it's a good idea. I want to put out a four cassette edition but then just have

the programs repeat on all the tapes. It's a four. This German army tape is called Salary of Stagnation. Salary. Sing it, Joe B.

Of stagnation. Give me some more. I can't do it. Jamie, you want to try to pronounce the name of this label? I'll send it to you, and then you can. Because I don't think it's on here. I'm afraid to open this. I can't.

Come here. Walk over to this side. I got to walk over? Walk all the way over. Walk all the way over. What, do you speak Norwegian? Get over here. Oh, man.

Do you speak Norwegian? He likes to dominate. He is. I know. Well, that's what he's into, you know? Right there. Is it Conjunto Vasio? All right, I'll get back to your seat.

Joe, I just like to lord over him. Yeah. I just like to let him know. You're a dom. I am a dom what daddy chill and boom

goes the dynamite you see how fast he got up there right uh let me see it German Army is another one though that like

you know at some point you can slow down you don't have to put out put everything out you think put everything out yeah Jamie you was just you were just saying about the ferric oxide oh that's true You know, at some point you can slow down. You don't have to put everything out. You think put everything out? Yeah. Jamie, you were just saying about the ferric oxide. Oh, that's true.

How much ferric oxide? Okay, in 2019, how much of the ferric oxide went to German Army? What percentage? Like at least half. No, I mean realistically. This isn't a joke. I bet you like what? 1%. A few what? 1%.

A few kilometers. 1%. Yeah. A football field. Mike, how are you going to fit this into your German Army case? Oh, you think you stumped me? You motherfucker. You motherfucker.

You think you stumped me? I know exactly how I'm putting it in there. You know what I see? I see a Peter Criss tape in there. Peter Criss is allowed in there? Yeah, Peter Criss. Yeah, he's allowed in there. So German Army offshoots go in there too?

They can if I choose so. Don't question my system, please. Don't question this, okay? I have spoken. All right. Let's play these tapes. Don't question this. Okay? I have spoken. All right. Let's play these tapes. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so I want to hurt you. I need to hurt you.

I need to show you what you're made of. I need you to show me what you got. I need you to show me what you got. I need you to show me what you got. I want you underneath. I want you underneath. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll see if he does it right this time. Hey, hey, we're back. Are we back?

Okay. There's a lot of air right now. Yeah, what was that with? Jamie, what was that all about? That's what, you ever hear a cassette tape? Let me tell you this. So I really want to be able to listen to tapes in my car, you know? And I've been going to, you know, the thrift stores looking for like a Walkman or something.

Yeah. Can't find one. So I think for whatever reason we were in Urban Outfitters. Yeah. And they sell little tape players. No. So I bought one. You did?

But it was fucking $40. How much? Yeah. And I was like, I knew I shouldn't buy it, but I'm like, whatever. I just can't find one. Was it like USB or something crazy? No. Well, I open it.

You open it up. I'm all excited. How excited? It doesn't find one. Was it like USB or something crazy? No, no. Well, I open it. You open it up. I'm all excited. It doesn't have rewind. It only has fast forward. Well, that's a classic one right there. That's a classic. That's like mixed cloud. Good one.

Dude, it was so horrible. Actually, Jamie, no, because they took that away. They took that rule away. Is that right? That's right. I'm sorry. Nice try, asshole. It was the worst piece of shit I've ever had. There was so much hiss, and then it would pick up

just like radio. Oh, so the tape player itself was an experimental musician. Oh my goodness gracious. You need better RF shielding on that. I know. What the fuck, man? Well, if anyone for Christmas, can someone give me a Walkman? That would be nice.

Sony. I want the big waterproof one. I got that one. Yeah, it was a yellow? Yeah, the yellow one. Everybody had that. Well, he doesn't want you to say that, man. Come on, don't ruin his Christmas. My neighbor had it. He let me use it a couple days a week. It's alright, man. It was like both of ours.

You'll get one. You'll get yours. You'll get what's coming to you. And, Jamie, you'll get what's coming to you one day. All right, Joe B., since you were whining last time. Well, Cremator, Debbie Friday. Oh, we're running it. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Cremator, Alpha Ralph of Boulevard. Give me some reverb real quick. Just a little bit. All units to Alpha Ralph of Boulevard. I guess it wasn't reverb I wanted. I wanted little bit. All units to alpha, alpha, blue, five. I guess it wasn't reverb I wanted. Give me, put on the cop filter. The cop filter.

Yeah, put on the cop filter for me. You want some sort of like low. Dave just puts it on right away, Jamie. A high pass filter or something. This should already be done. This is very. All units to. Actually, I don't need anything. I'll just do it clean. All units to alpha., I don't need anything.

I'll just do a clean. All units to Alpha... No, I said clean. All units to Alpha... First you say clean, then you say reverb. Field Hymns. Field Hymns, that was number 34 on the label. Back in 2013, we said. And then Debbie Friday, Bitch Punk, Death Bomb Arc,

number 206, German Army, Salary of Stagnation. How did you say the name of the label again, Jamie? That's robot. Conjunto Vaca. Oh, I can't believe you remembered that. Label from Spain. That came out in an edition of 60 copies. Big guy.

Big old one. Got three tapes. All right, Joe B. Isn't Vaca as a cow, right? Oh, I don't know that. Because there's a Cuban dish called vaca frita, which means fried cow. Fried cow.

It's got hard-boiled eggs on it. Cuban dish. I don't know. I'd check it out. It's a fucking big sea turtle. How big are the pieces of meat? It's like shredded beef. Oh, okay.

All right. I have spoken. All right, I'm going to play this. What do you got there? Choose your own adventure book? Mortis, Oris, and the Black Hand. All of them? Yep.

All of them in one play. On Third Kind Records. But what did they just put on the front cover? It says M-A-B-H. Well, it's what? Hold on. Wait. Big A.

Or big, what is a big A? Big M. You got a big H. I'll tell you what, H. Well, it's what? Hold on. Wait. Big A, or big, what is a big A? Big M. You got a big H. I'll tell you what, brother. Big M, big A, little b, H. Yeah, why is it a little b? I don't know. Is that, what is that?

I don't know why you wouldn't capitalize that, because that would, I would think, yeah, the black hand. Capital. You figure, yeah, I don't know. On being pollinated. On being pollinated. And it comes in this little, what do they call these? What do you want to call it?

Anything you want, man. What's the one that's like trademarked? It's like a Brad Pack? A Brad Pack. It's kind of like a Brad Pack. Bradley Pack. I actually call it the Bradley Pack. Well, that's good.

But it almost has this kind of VHS type vibe to it to me for some reason. You know what it looks like? And it's like weathered. And I don't know. It looks like an old weathered paperback. Or a paperback. Yeah, a paperback. I mean, look, it's got the pages around the top and stuff.

Yeah. Oh, is that what that is? There's faux pages printed on the Bradley pack. Look at the hand ticking around the crest. It's beautiful. The whole thing. Look at this. It's a little spine.

I guess it is like a book. It's just like a little book. Look at it. To me, it also has a videotape vibe for some reason. The whole thing. Look at this. It's a little spine. I guess it is like a book. It's just like a little book. Look at it. To me, it also has a videotape vibe for some reason. The front, not the sides. And like I said, it's all kind of beat up and weathered. Weathered. Like you got an old weather.

I got an old weather. Old weather tape. I got an old. Who's that? And yeah, I'm going to play that. All right. I'm actually, I have to go after Joe for this one. Oh, I'll tell you why.

Tell me why. So Joe is playing, what's that? M-A-B-H. We already went over this. Big M. Big A. It was a big old A. Little B.

The B was so small. Big H. And the H, get out of here. Here's what I got. What do you got? B-A-H-V. What? That's very close to this.

I want to be able to do one of these. Mike's looking around. Is it all caps? Lowercase? It's all caps, and the V is an upside-down triangle. What? What? You know who this is?

You know who this is? No. You heard about this? You read about it? I haven't heard about it. Do more of your Leno. I like him. Keep doing the Leno.

It's golden. You don't eat too much cheese. So this is Kirby Sankis. Oh, yeah? Our dear friend. Oh, all right. How do you say it? Bob.

Bob. I had some Bob the other night. Gave me an upset stomach. Kirby, she used to play as Supermoon. Now this is her new moniker, Bob. Oh, moniker. Bob. So it's not B-A-H-V.

It's Bob. It's Bob, yeah. Because I've heard her say it before. But you still cut in front of me? Well, no, that's fine. I'll beat you up later. I'll pound you like a wimp. It's got three out of the four letters of Joe's.

Yeah, it's very close. That's so cool. And it's letters. It's letters. It's letters, yeah. You're right. I don't know any more letters with mine. You're right.

No, it's fine. You boys do whatever you want. When did you get that? She gave it to me. When, I said. When? You're not making any friends tonight, Jamie. God damn it, you keep messing up. Maybe like four months ago or something. Dave just sits there. He doesn't make any eye contact. He powers through it.

Except tonight. I don't know where he is. At the Misfits. Original lineup. Is that what's going on? OG? Yeah. The original lineup. Agnostic Front.

The original. And Dropkick Murphys. I thought you were making it up. That's the lineup. Okay, because it seems weird for the Misfits to play an annual Christmas show. Yeah, it's not an annual Christmas show. That's not what it is. No.

So what is this? What do you mean? It's the original Misfits playing with Agnostic Front and Dropkick Murphys tonight in Philadelphia at one of the big arena places. Do you think Dave has one of those skull shirts? Oh, he definitely does. And that's where Dave is? Yeah.

Huh. Earlier, he was getting his devil lock all like... He's got enough hair for that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool. Growing out just the front. That's pretty cool. You ever notice how slicked back it is?

I have, actually. Okay, can I do one, too? I've been waiting. Yeah, yeah. Joe B., mine... Is it letters? No, it's not letters, but you know how yours is in like a paper packaging? Yeah, like the Bradley pack. But you know how yours is in a paper packaging?

Yeah, like the Bradley Pack. So is mine. Mine's in a paper O-card. It's more like yours than Jamie's. But in a different way. But in a different way. This tape is pretty good. I think it's Devin Bateson with Manolis.

Conversational relaxation. And there's this... Oh, this is the one you sent the pictures of? I didn't know what the hell it was. Yeah, look at this Zocard, Jamie. And look at this little book that comes with it. And there's this guy. I think that guy inside on the cover,

that's Manolis. Or Manolis. Do you think this is like his regular outfit? Like what he wears? There's no frame of reference for this for me. Like, I don't, like... If it didn't have the picture on it,

it looks kind of like something you would find in the thrift store, like a nature tape or something. Yeah, right. But then there's just a picture of a guy

with his ear up to a tree. Yeah. I don't know what to think about even the booklet to give you a little bit more context. I'll trade you. Yeah, you give a little bit

more context with the booklet. What does that make you think of? I don't even know. This makes me think of, like was going on a nature trail, and there's little pamphlets that you would get. But you can tell it's funny. Wait, hold on. You can tell it's being funny.

You think that guy is Manolis. I do. Why is that? Because Manolis is only on a few tracks. Oh, yeah. Here's what I think. Manolis is only on a few tracks. Oh, yeah. Here's what I think. Manolis is only on four, ten,

three, and eighteen. That's why I think it's with Manolis. You don't think... What do you think? I don't know. Who's on the cover? I don't know.

I think it's Manolis. But he's not on the bulk of the tape. No, he's not. So why would they put him on the cover? Because I think he's aolis. But he's not on the bulk of the tape. So why would they put him on the cover? Because I think he's a special part of the tape. I can't think of a reason for you, Joe. I don't have a reason for you. I don't know.

I'm not buying it. I got a nice tape. It's called Conversational Relaxation. And you totally flip it on me. You come at me so hard. I mean, I'm not a fighting man, but damn it. You can't dom me.

I'm missing the Dropkick Murphys tonight. With Agnostic Front. And the original lineup of the Misfits. Glenn Danzig. It's at one of the big arena places. Yeah, like the Time Warner Center or something. And me and Dave were supposed to go. And Dave went. Were you going to ask me? In the floor seats. Were you wondering

why I had a devil lock tonight? That I pushed to the side. There was like a, on the Philly News, one of the like anchors was like dressed up with a base and the devil lock and it had said like misfits. Oh man. Yeah, yeah. Like really cheesy and stupid. Like he's in front of

the Christmas tree. Back to you, Todd. Yeah. And he's like, do-do-do-do-do. Yeah. I hate to say it, it was kind of cool. Sounds cool to me. He's in front of the Christmas tree. Back to you, Todd. And he's like... I hate to say it, it was kind of cool. Sounds cool to me. What's one of the pages in the book say? What's one of the steps? Look unimpressed. Step one.

Crouch down on a dirt path and look forward. Step two. Find a tree. Step three. Look unimpressed. And the guy is funny when he's doing this stuff, right? Step four, relax and converse. Like, you know it's funny, right? It's funny, right, Joe? I don't know. I don't know either.

I'm trying to figure... I can't figure it out. It's very funny. I don't get it. Is it very funny? Yeah, very funny. I don't get many things I do not get. That's okay. It's only an addition of 30, though, so I'm not too scared. I like observational humor. I like just saying, like, look, there's peanuts on this airplane. Someone's okay. It's only an addition of 30, though, so I'm not too scared. I like observational humor. I like just saying, like, look, there's peanuts on this airplane. Someone might die.

Oh, you like it with the peanuts. I only like poop jokes. Yeah, like poop jokes. A peanut will eventually turn into poop, Jamie. Is there any pleasing you? Let's listen. Let's do it. I have spoken. I'm sorry. oh I'm sorry. so so I'm going to take a picture of the Thank you. so so I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn right here. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn around. Thank you. The The It is all jazz, and I love it all. Thank you. Thank you. It is all jazz, and I love it all. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Climb into the water demon and grind into the dimly lit rainforest. Below a high ceiling of branches, the amphibious vehicle growls along the sweltering jungle floor. Insects and birds screech and bite. Powder monkeys collect fierce growth.

Just above you, a jaguar snarls. You're next! Joy says... I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!

I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!

I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! Joey says, patting the stompers' side. The jungle grows so dense there is no room to pass. But the rubber team charges through, trees crushing its path. A massive spotted yellow-green snake drops from a fallen tree, landing almost in your legs.

Joey and Meg cry. Omicron says. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. What did that mean when you put your hand up, Jamie? It was like the red light. It's like when Dave flicks the lights on.

I said Dave makes a show of it. He really is a song and dance man. I only just do song, no dance. Conversational Relaxation. Was that what it was called? Yeah, that's what we just played. That was with Manola. That didn't sound anything like I thought it was going to sound like.

No, you didn't. I think there's a whole thing. I thought it was going to be more nature. Nature and conceptual, like a supposed to be funny conceptual piece. See, this album features and uses Manolis Zantanos as its center point. Manolis is a staple of the Hamilton comedy community. He is kind.

So it is supposed to be funny. He is kind and he is very much a dude. He looks like a dude. A man's man. Hamilton, Ontario? And I guess these are tapes that maybe he sent to this Devin Bateson fella. And then Devin Bateson, he's taking this. He chopped it up.

He's chopping. He screwed it. He's chopping the hell out of them. Screwing it. There's nothing left. It's like the Tasmanian devil and there's just tape everywhere. There's ferric oxide all over the goddamn place. Wasting it.

Oh, Jesus Christ. we only have so much. But that's what that was. That was great. That was good, right? It's a really good tape. And then what was before that? We had Bov. Bov. And then I played... Bov from around here. That tape is on... M-A-B-H. The Bov tape is on a label called

Youth Group, but youth is E-U-T-H. Like euthanasia, possibly. Possibly. That's pretty good. That's a good one. Yeah, youth group. I like it. Youth group. Oh, that's witty. It is. That's fun. It is.

It's fun. It's fun wordplay. Nice words, fun, and you don't hurt anybody. No one. And everyone's just... Whose label's that? I think it's someone from around here in Delaware. I think.

I haven't done any... They didn't ask me to do a tape. You know what? Me neither, but par for the course, buddy. It's you and far between. And then before that, the M-A-B-H. Yes. And the B was little, but the other letters...

The B was little, all the rest was capital. The other letters were big as shit, right? They were huge. Big letters. I saw them. Those are the most important letters. The truck was backing up. It was B, little, but the other letters were big as shit, right? They were huge. Big letters. I saw them. Those are the most important letters. The truck was backing up. It was beep, boop, boop. Alright, let's go. Another round. Let's go. Migo? Yeah, Migos.

That's a rap group. I got one here and I think it'll play well off the mind. It'll dictate what you play. Okay, I'll go next. And then I'll go. And then Jamie will go. That sounds pretty good. I like it.

Nobody gets hurt. Nobody gets hurt. It's a nice podcast. It's safe. This is a safe place. Everybody's being safe. So today is one day before my birthday, actually. Where's David? David around someplace?

Your birthday is coming up, right? Did it happen already and I missed it? No, it's coming up. 22nd? 20th? 21st? One of those was right. I wish by now you knew, though.

It's Stacy's parents. Well, they're divorced now, so it's kind of sad. Why did you bring it up? It's their wedding anniversary. It's when they got married. That ruins my birthday. They've been divorced for a while. It's no big deal.

It's not like it just happened the pain never really heals it doesn't heal it never goes away Jesus Christ why would you even bring it up Budokan boys dad

speaking of which dad is bad I'm not saying that was the case in the divorce I'm not taking sides what are you playing it's called Budokan boys

what's Budokan boys and the name of the tape is dad is bad and the label is Baba Vanga. Oh. A little label from the Czech Republic. I was thinking you were sending me something else. I have one of those tapes on

Timble. Oh yeah? Timble tapes. Timble tapes. Very nice. Look at you over there. Wow, Jamie. I did it. That's amazing. You're doing a great job Everyone was saying he can't do it He can't do it he doesn't have the tapes

He's got a Budokan voice tape Who would have thought Fuck Jamie No one ever said that Tear him apart Alright alright Hold on You asked who this was and it's Jeff T. Bird

From Vienna and Michael Jeffrey Lee From New Orleans All right, all right. Hold on. No, that's going to dictate what I'm going to buy. You asked who this was, and it's Jeff T. Bird from Vienna and Michael Jeffrey Lee from New Orleans. Where they make the sausages? Yeah. Yeah, from the factory in Vienna, and it's very stinky. And then Michael Jeffrey Lee from New Orleans. So they must have some long cables. They can put them underwater now.

Yeah, because Elon Musk built that tube. He built the tube that you put the wires in for the internet to go across. And luckily this day, they also ran into an extra filter mastered by James Plotkin. What? What? I'm sure he spent some time I'm sure he was like,

oh my god, another filter. Another one. Another one. What do I do? I just send it back. You just put it through the equalizer and I was like, alright, that'll be fucking $500. And he's like, yeah, he's raising the price. Sooner or do? I just send it back. You just put it through the equalizer, and I was like, all right, that'll be fucking $500. And he's like, yeah, he's raising the price. Sooner or later, they'll stop it. Just put it in there. Just put it in your J-Card, Master by James Potkin.

With someone checking. Remember when we saw Connate? Because he was in that band, right? Yeah. And when they played with the Muscle Factory, that band, the workout band. band the workout like the worst combination like you couldn't have done a bill wrong i could have any more i could have fucked i could have biffed a real yeah i could have done a real bad job no that was uh that was an interesting gig it was an interesting show yeah that has nothing to do with the Budokan Boys. It doesn't. James Pluckett.

This tape is... It says edition of 90, but it also says edition of 111. I'd like to really just figure out... I'm writing an angry letter here. I'd like to figure out... 21 press copies or something? Yeah, I'd like to.

I don't know, but I'd like to know... When I have a tape, I'd like to know the exact copy number. I need the edition size. Especially if it's numbered. Yeah, I need it for my logs. I need to know, when I have a tape, I like to know the exact copy number. I need the edition size. Especially if it's numbered. Yeah, I need it for my logs. I need to file it away. Tiny little hammers are on there, just like the Fieldhands guy.

And Timbal tapes. Exactly. Oh, yeah. Very good tie-ins. Very good. No one gets hurt. Oh, man, I wish I could whistle. Everyone does a good job and no one gets hurt.

No. Never learned it. I did it. I can't perform under pressure. Jamie, you gotta get him wet. Jamie, a little showbiz tip. If you can't do something... Oh, there you go.

I was gonna burn him. That's cool. I can't do that. Okay, that dictates what you're gonna play, right? Yeah, I'm gonna play this Network 34. Psych, psych. I'm gonna play this Lena... Oh, should have prepared for this.

Sibizova. This is Russian, correct? What? No collusion. Is that why it's red and black? Is that why it's red and black? There's a dog on the cover. There's a hound on the cover.

I see it. Well, I guess that's what I'm going to play. Yeah, this is also in Baba Vagina, right? Yes, yes. It's called Third. Yes, to play. Yeah, this is also in Baba Vagina, right? Yes, yes. It's called Third... Yes, Comrade. Oh, you defected already? No, it's not, no.

That's Nyet. Nyet. I wish Dave was here. Dave wouldn't know. Where's David? David around someplace? Yeah, this is someone... Nyet, Dave.

Lena's from somewhere in Russia. I don't know where. I have no idea. Why do you think Russia? Or one of the Baltic states. Yeah, what about someone... Lena's from somewhere in Russia. I don't know where. I have no idea. Why do you think? Russia. Or one of the Baltic states. Yeah, what about the Baltic states? What about Ukraine?

Perfect phone call. It was a perfect phone call. This was an edition of 70. It was Baba Vagina number 27. What was mine? Was mine more or less than yours? I don't remember. This record's called Third Trap.

Oh, mine's 26. They're neighbors. Hello, neighbor. Did you see that movie? No, I didn yours. I don't remember. This record's called Third Trap. Oh, mine's 26. They're neighbors. Hello, neighbor. Did you see that movie? No, I didn't. Did you? No. I only like science fiction or fantasy.

Yeah. If Mr. Rogers is going to fly in this movie, then I'm going to. With a laser. With a laser and there's a dragon that he kills. Yeah, I'll see it. Yeah, I'll see it. I mean, I'll wait until it's on Disney Plus and I'll use Larry's password, but I'll see it. Did you see their new dog when you were there?

We doing Larry hour? Yeah. We busted it. Wait, is this Larry's corner? I feel like I'm constantly in like 200 conversations that are in and out. You talking about with him? No, in my life, so that earlier we were talking about Larry,

so I'm just now continuing that conversation. When you were there, did you see the puppy? They didn't have the puppy yet. They didn't have the puppy yet. Yeah, they didn't have the puppy yet. Jamie, what tape on Baba Vagna did you bring, or are you not that good at podcasting? The tape I did not bring on Babaaganga Babaganga Is Orange Milk

You heard of this label? No I absolutely have Their tapes are not numbered There's no catalog number This came out this year though And you know Maharaja Sweets

Richard Exelbert He's always changing it up Who the hell is that he is yeah he's a talented one he's a talented one orange milk yes i know that label i know them well because they're the label who no longer sends us tapes what and i'm not really totally sure about everything they put out i don't know what i did wrong but i'm sorry we don't play them enough well i bought this tape with my hard-earned money. You shouldn't have to. It should be coming here. Maybe they're sending it somewhere else. Stop doing that

and send them here. I like this cover with the crane. Or is it a heron? I don't know. I think it's some sort of... It might be an egret, but the red on the top of the head. Some sort of crane. It's a bird.

Egret. A little sun thing there. Some sort of crane. It's a bird and it's like a little sun thing there. Some stairs going off into Stairway to Heaven or something. It's like New Age as hell. Is that Keith Rankin artwork there? Probably. I can't read this little text. Keith Rankin has a problem

with this small text and he does like a yellow text on a blue background. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are doing that? I honestly need like a magnifying. Joe, don't even try. You shouldn't, don't pick up your glasses. You shouldn't be forced to do this.

And this is awful. I believe this is also not mastered by James Plotkin, unfortunately. What? Yeah, that's embarrassing. I mean, just spend the dough. Spend the extra. It's worth it.

The tape's worked! It'll be nice. Yeah, I can't read any of that text. I don't know. You shouldn't have had to try. I like Maharaja's sweet soaps.

I'm excited to hear this one. Well, you will. I can promise you that. All right. Let's play these tapes. All right. Okay. Bye.

I have spoken. Got a message from a friend just the other day Said in a short while he'd be headed my way I offered to meet him though it had been a few years He suggested we go out for a couple of beers Sounds good, I said, now where should we meet? He said, how about the corner of old Sulta Street? Sounds great, I said, I guess I'll see you there I got myself dressed and I slicked back my hair

A little while later I headed on out Past the graveyard and into downtown My friend was on the corner just like he said but his clothes were all rumbled and he looked half dead. We shook hands and went in for a hug but kind of awkward. He smelled like an old rug. But then we went inside the bar, and we had a few beers. And it didn't take long till I was over my beers. Then I began to suspect that my old friend was gay He had a twinkle in his eye and he spoke a certain way

I asked him straight up, but he denied it vehemently Then to be bold, I put my hand on his knee But he jumped up, told me to go to hell People like me, he said, deserve to be in jail He stormed out the bar, he really made a scene I couldn't believe my old friend could be so mean. I went back home feeling kinda grim. I really did wonder if I'd see my friend again. Next morning I read with widening eyes that a man had jumped from the hotel van eyes.

It was definitely my friend lying in a heap. I lay back down, but I couldn't fall asleep. I thought maybe he was gay, but maybe he wasn't, but now he's dead End of discussion That's the end of discussion I'm glad my friend got a hold of me Though I wish that he hadn't died so tragically Gay or straight, right or wrong

We gotta love each other And we gotta get along Thank you. so so The End and Thank you. so so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so I'm sorry. so so I love you. It's all right. I think of the sun as an old memory. I'm aching to reach, but I'm freezing right to the heart. I want to go home. Thank you. was a strange kind of sadness of which I speak and it's a strange sad

kindness that I so find it's me alone I'm on a phone was my Was my cloak that was woven when I was eight That stubborn persistence Told me that grip's right

I can't believe I feel like I'm being She stitched back the seams It's been a lot of years And so much has changed But it all changes so fast You can't blame me for finding it strange Something's been lost And we don't know what

We can't retrieve it If we don't know what we forgot That leaves us alone So far from our home As the sun aches to break through On an ant march of doom It strains and it strains But winter has its own weather

I think of the sun It's like an old memory Making touch Was my club the least well-planned in space? That's never persistent. So I'll give that a smile. I can't wait. She stares back the stairs. We're back.

Are we back? I don't think we're back. And we're... It's recording. My headphones aren't on. My headphones aren't on. I feel like... I don't know where I am.

I think... I'm muted. You know what? The headphones are just all turned down. Hello? The headphones are just all turned down. Jamie, you can't do anything right. God.

Still getting the hang of this. The cheese curls are blocking my view. You can pay Palace whatever you think is fair. His fingers are all orange. They're slipping on the knobs. You can pay Palace whatever you think is fair for this podcast. Remember, we're a sweet snack for next time. We are sweet and salty.

So I wanted to discuss my cake. Like munchkins? Oh, from Dunkin' Donuts? Like a big block of munchkins? Are we discussing what? Yeah, no jelly filled. Donuts? Like a big block of munchkins? Are we discussing... Yeah, no jelly filled. Are we discussing what snacks Jamie should bring next time? Chocolate glazed.

The seasonal one, as long as it's not jelly or cream filled. It might be a while before I do an episode with you again, Joe. We'll see. We'll see. Is that a threat? It might be a while. You know what, Jamie? You're sitting out this round. I don't know. You know, Dave's canceling all the time. Where is see. Is that a threat? Might be a while. You know what, Jamie? You're sitting out this round.

I don't know. You know, Dave's canceling all the time. Where is Dave? Is Dave around? He's at the Misfits. Agnostic Front. And Dropkick Murphy's original lineup. Original lineup.

Oh, the Misfits? Yeah. And who else is playing? Agnostic Front. Uh-huh. And fucking Dropkick Murphy's. And this is in Philly? In Philly, one of the big places.

Is Larry going to that? I don't think Larry's going to be there, but it's funny you mentioned Larry's name because Larry gave, let me borrow this tape so that I can play it

because I don't know, maybe he was at his parents' house on Thanksgiving. It seems like he was unearthing demons, old things

from his life. You get to a certain age you start doing that. Yeah. So he posted a picture of this Network 34 tape. Network 34. Which was a band from Newark, Delaware. Tim Nichols.

On drums. Tim Nichols on the can. Tim Nichols on drums. On electric bass. On electric bass was Jeff Terabasi. Jeff Barbus. On lead guitar. Jeff Barbus.

Jeff Terabasi was in Walleye. And then... Come on. You got it. His brother was in Boys in Fire. What is it? Mark. Come on. It wasn't... You got it. Mark. It was Mark. Come on! Come on, Joe! I don't remember.

It's an incredibly cool little lizard. Mark Kropanski. Mark Kropanski. I'm sorry, Joe. And Matt Kropansky. You do not know enough about late 90s emotional hardcore from Delaware to win this round. We're very sorry, but thank you for playing the game. Do you think their parents still love this address that's in here?

We'll give it out so we can find out. I think there's actually two addresses in there. It's 18 Bristol Lane, Newark, Delaware. I won't give the zip code. They'll never find them. Well, I'll give the zip code, but I won't give the other part. No, there's only one address in here. Oh, yeah. Nick Rotunda recorded this, who recorded a lot

of bands in the 90s, 2000s. Was he the James Plotkin of... Well, he wasn't mastering. He wasn't mastering, just recording. No, I'm sure he was mastering. I don't know. Damnation A.D. Remember that band?

He recorded them. Yeah. All the... Boys With Fire, all the shit. Walleye. I love the... A lot of J.Tree shit. A lot of J.Tree shit.

I love... This house was... My realtor ran J.Tree Records. So it's a big tie-in there. It is a big tie-in. Big tie-in. And what band was he in? Nothing.

Oh, he ran JT. Oh, he was never in a band. Right, right, right. I wanted to say that, though, Joby, I have my wife's copy of this Network 34 demo. Oh, it doesn't look like it has water damage. It doesn't, and I noticed Larry's copy is missing the lyric sheet. I'm sorry.

But your Network 34 demo is not mint on card. It does not have all the pieces. I like that mine still has the tape over the tab. Yeah, that's great. It's gross, too. Yeah, it's super gnarly. I mean, this is 20 years old. What's yours dubbed over?

Right? More than 20 years. Alice in Chains. Faithless what? This one's the Beetlejuice soundtrack. Oh, man. They fucked up with this Alice in Chains. That's not a very good Alice in Chains album.

There's got to be one or two cuts that are good. Oh, look out. I come to snuff the rooster. You get it? Thank you. It was a little joke I did about Austin Chains. I love the thank you list. And it seems like with bands, like hardcore bands in the 90s,

when it was time to do the thank you list, you just listed, that meant list everyone you know. Everyone you know. List all the bands you've ever played with. Just anyone you met along the way. Put them all in there. The Pins. Are you in there, Joe?

I'm not in there. No, no, these were cool guys, man. Okay. Put them all in there. The pins. Are you in there, Joe? I'm not in there. No, no. These were cool guys, man. Okay. These guys were cool. You were a cool guy. These guys were cooler than me, though. Joe, you have a little bit

of a Screamotional past yourself. Oh, I just ripped this a little bit. Sorry, Larry. You were in a Screamotional band with Larry, but this was like after this. Yes. But I'm going to play another tape

to follow this up. So you're playing that Network 34 tape. Do you remember last episode? Episode, I guess, 148, it would be. I played that tape by Charles Bronson. No, I never. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that. You remember this, right?

Jamie, did you listen? I haven't listened yet. I'll be honest. I'm honest. No, that's fine. I like honesty. What? You don't?

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Maybe we'll get a sponsor. Let me check the stats and see where we're at. Let me see how many stars we have. Oh, my God. Are we going down? There's none. There's no likes. No one smashed any likes. What tape are you going to play? Spaz. What? Spaz. Sounds hardcore too.

La La La Vantia? Spaz. Sweating to the oldies. Let me see. Spaz. Power Violence. Come on. Oh, the first one. Sweating to the oldies. The collection of all the stuff from Yeah, but not Volume two or volume three. Volume one. I don't think there were other volumes.

No, there was definitely volume two. Sweat into the oldies two. I don't know. But spaz, this was the... You know, they were from... Where were they from? Is this on the same label as the Charles Bronson? No, it is another...

Another Indonesian label that re-pressed, that re-issues, like, yeah. How does that happen? What do you mean? What don't you understand? Two separate Indonesian labels. Indonesia's a big place. It's a big place, I guess.

A lot of violence. They love violence. Yeah. All right. They love power violence. Power violence. Grind Today is the name of this. Oh, my God, There's so many tracks.

I know. The cassette came out. This is just side one. I have to go like side two. Yeah, there's a lot of folds in there. And it has the lyrics. Yeah. It does.

There's a lot in there. Yeah. I can't even read this type. No, but at least it's white on black. Yeah. You can kind of see it. I mean, surely you, with those eyes... I can't see shit.

You can't see a goddamn thing. There's no hope for it. It lists all the releases that the stuff is from. Yes, it does. The original one, that slap hand put out... Hold on. No, go ahead. I don't mean to interrupt you.

But you did mean to do it. I know. I didn't mean to do it. Because that's exactly what you did. Well, go now. Never mind. I misread it. I misread it. That's a I didn't mean to do it. That's exactly what you did. Never mind. I misread it. That's a lot of panels for an indie release.

I thought it said tracks 1 through 22 were from this split 7-inch. What? 1 through 22? But it's 1, 22, and 28. Why are they out of order like that? I don't know. Either way, I'm gonna play like I was saying,

Slapaham, who was Chris Dodge's label. He was in Spaz. Who's in it now? I don't know. They put out this in 97, but this tape version came out in 2015. Oh, really? Yes. That is the information.

I'm going to play some stuff from the Brutal Truth splits up. Nice. I think it's from. Nice. And I think that would be a nice ender to the show. Yeah. Right. Quick ending to the show.

Good job. Don't tell me what to do, Jamie. Oh, Jamie, thanks for coming. Oh, yeah.

Thanks for coming. Anytime. Where's David? David around someplace? No, he's not around anywhere. Is he at the Misfits show? He's at the Misfits show.

What's going on now? What is it? It's the Cro-Mags with John Joseph. The Cro-Mags? Wait, the Cro-Mags are in on the game? Yeah. I heard it was the original lineup.

Misfits. The Misfits. With Dropkick. Doyle. Glenn. Lissomoff. Lissomoff. I don't know.

I never really got into Misfits, so I don't really know. Doyle. Doyle. I know Doyle and Glenn Danzig. I don't know any of the other people. Glenn Danzig. I think there's a Bob Danzig. His brother.

His brother. So it's like Van Halen. There's like... Who's that? Who's that. I think there's a Bob Danzig. His brother. His brother. So it's like Van Halen. There's like, who's that? Who's that? I'm not really sure who that is. All right, play the tapes. Okay. I'm going to go. I don't need you I am not getting SOMEONE MYSELF

I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you

I'm not getting rid of you I'm not getting rid of you I hope the sound comes in and you If I could give up, you'd have to tell me I'm not a liar anymore I'm not a liar anymore I'm not a liar anymore I'm not a liar anymore I'm not a liar anymore

I'm not a liar anymore I'm not a liar anymore I'm not sweating anymore I'm not sweating anymore I'm not sweating anymore I'm not sweating anymore What are you Trying to do What are you Trying to do What you do? I've been through a lot, I've done a lot Nothing to put on me, so I'll be standing out

But I, I've done a lot I'm alive, alive, alive now Don't come a-way from me now I'm out. In the sadness I can't turn it to me I look down at the view I look down at the view I look down at the view Thank you. I'm the version of Satan But I don't know where we are I'm the version of you I'm the version of you Thank you. I'm for the measure where I'll fill the rest Get into

The email I'm not coming Bring me down Don't go, I'll get those cells I'm not going down Fuck you Put it Backwards Fuck you Punish

Backwards I need Some Thunder And Fire so We'll be right back. I'm a doctor Thank you. This gore type of blood and bullets You're gonna stink! or dismemberment, a whole type of go-for type of thing. I'm at that high if I don't stop track The Fat Track Get up, it's a one day in my life

And keep my interest, keep me I'm slowly mine, not moving my mind Fuck that track I'm going to run To where it's all I'm on your face Fuck you, God