Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #151 | 2.23.20

Episode Date: February 23, 2020

The Horse Head Bed, Iceblink, Nik - Nik, {arsonist}, Hillboggle, Everything Vibrates, Matt Bloom, Pink and Yellow, Candy Ricotta, Billy Woods and Kenny Segal, More Eaze and Claire Rousay, Sissy Spacek, Nicholas Langley, and Tale of Plagues.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna to play some cassettes. We're going to play some cassettes. That could be Sean's number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassettes. They hear me like, we're going to play some cassettes. They're like, you're sleeping.

We're going to play some cassettes. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything happens. We're going to play some cassettes. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope they're tapes. Smash hit.

Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 151. Wow, Haley, you're like, you're on top you're like i did a little bit of research before i got here and we're 100 no it is 151 10 50 no what number was that i'm 50 i'm 27 don't number prank me too much dave. Bing, bing, bing. I'm Mike here with Dave. Joe will be here shortly. Dave, how are you? I'm doing great. I have Dave here. He is handcuffed to a bunch of Noroco cases because tonight is the Nevada caucus.

And he has already hacked the Iowa caucus. And I can't let you get into any more of that bad boy stuff. I hear you were boy stuff. Listen. Explain to yourself. It's not an app this time. It's a tool. What did I do? It's a very sneaky tool. I sold them.

You're selling the tool. I hear you tried to change it so the Nevada caucus was the Nevada tookus. And everybody was going to have to vote for your butt. Well, joke's on you, Dave. Because was going to have to vote for your butt. Well, joke's on you, Dave, because I was already going to vote for your butt. Toilets! All right. Well, while

we're here... We won't talk about toilets. Oh, by the way, we were hacked. Did you hear that? We were hacked? Tabs out. We were hacked. We were hacked. By one of these goons. One these uh tech goons i wish i'll pull it up and i'll bring it up later somebody got really mad at us and signed us up for a bunch of mailing lists like a good old-fashioned prank or all of a sudden i'm getting all these

mailing uh list things oh yeah for what you'll um what kind of stuff do you mean like what are the mailing lists for or what did I do to deserve it? Well, I mean, we could probably figure that out. Let's get into all that later once I pull up. I'll have to go through my system. I'll go through the hard drive. And I'll punch it up later. The winner!

In the meantime, Dave, you want to play a tape? Oh, you want me to start tonight? I don't want you to, but I'll let you. Okay. Why don't we start with... What's it gonna be? I'm trying to think of... How do I want to set the tone, Haley? You know, these are very important questions.

How do you want to set the tone? Yeah, what kind of tone are you looking to set tonight? How are you feeling? All over the place. You want to do casual? You want to do business casual, buddy? Here, I'll start with the one that's on the top of my stack.

How about that? Well, that doesn't seem like you put any thought into it. Kind of a letdown? Whatever. I guess just play this one. It did take like 30 seconds. Go ahead and play this one.

I'm going to... Give a fuck. I'm going to play some... Horsehead. Horsehead bed. What did I play some Horsehead Horsehead bed What did I do? Horsehead bed It's a big bunny

Relax about it What's horsehead bed? Horsehead A horsehead bed Are you saying horsehead bed? The horse head Like a horse's head Like the Godfather movie

The bed that you laid down Like they do Like the Italians do They put horse's heads in your bed Right? Oh I didn't think about that. What did I do? Yeah.

I thought just like a, you know, maybe a bed with like a horse head over the mantel, but they don't really put horse heads on like walls. No, no. Like a deer. You want to get a cabin with me, put a bunch of horse heads on the wall? I'm already working on it.

What are you? I already got it booked. Oh, dear, so normal. But I put up two horse heads in my cabin, and I'm the freak. This is on... I guess it's pronounced faux-a-me.

Faux-a-you? Records. Faux-a-me. Faux-a-you. Faux-a-you. Va-fong-goo. There's a Monroe. You finished the Sopranos yet?

Not yet. He's a snake with fur. You gotta finish it up, man. I know. I'm about halfway through the last season. Good for you. I'm savoring the last season. You gotta savor like a final wine. So this is a split with Larm Schutz.

With what? Larm Schutz. I had that. Yeah, I've got it too. I took a steroid and a viral, like a pill, a real big one. Larm shits, that's like the worst kind of hemorrhoid you can get. It's like, Mike, you're not

looking sick. What's wrong? And I'm like, I got Larm shits. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Right under the toilet. This is part of like a series. That Larm shits did like a bunch of splits, right? Larm Shutz? Larm Shutz.

Did a bunch of splits? It's a series of splits. Well, this is Foe and Me Volume 9. Yeah, so there's eight more before that. Okay. Two. And then each of them is a split. Three.

Right? That sounds right. I didn't really do what the other ones are i didn't really um do too much research on it i just listened to the tape a whole lot where's david um but yeah let me say this one let me get my paws on it it's got like some uh abstract paint for a cover oh i love that you know i am a fan of the abstract arts and this one is very nice. It's very abstract. Very cool. Very good looking.

I like this label. I like everything about it. It looks beautiful. I can't wait to hear it. Have you heard anything else from Foam? I dabbled. Mostly the Larm Schmutz. The Larm Schmutz is doing the splits all over the Foam-y, Dave.

You can't stop. You can't stop it. I'll go ahead. I was just going to say, two cuts from this, from Horsehead Bed. Two strips of bacon. A little bit of the first cut and a little bit of the last cut.

So what, are you starting in the middle of the first cut? I'm just trying to get inside what you're doing, inside your head, man. Just start from the beginning of the first cut do most of it fade it out and then we'll do most of the

last cut on their side he didn't get it alright sounds good I can't wait to see if it works I'm gonna play it's a

it'll work well we're gonna see if it we're gonna see if it works okay so I wouldn't get too listen I am very confident it's going to work. You're a fool.

It passed all the tests. You're a fool. It passed all the tests. How many tests did you do? We won't talk about toilets. Toilets, light bulbs. I'm going to play this ice blink tape that came out on Moongliff. We won't talk about toilets.

Let's not talk about toilets. Ice Blink, the name of the tape is Carpet... Toilets, light bulbs. Carpet Cocoon. I'm not going to fall into your sugary trap. You are so mean with these pranks. This is Moongliff number 100. Give you a little lizard kiss here.

Turn that one down. It came out in an edition of 50. Lynn Avery from Minneapolis. It's described as... Dave, you're going to like this. You're going to enjoy what I'm about to say to you. Okay, say it. It's described as her comfort album

and a spiritual ritual of baths for lying on your bedroom floor. Huh. So I say me and you, we lying on your bedroom floor. Huh. So I say me and you, we lie down on this floor. Is there enough room for you? I haven't measured the square footage in here yet. Yeah, I don't know. I might have to do it like corner to corner.

I might have to sit on your shoulders while you're laying down. But this is, look at the, I like the, it's graphic design must be their passion over there at Moongliff because look at these center labels. I like these stickers. Look at that. It's like a must be their passion over there at Moongliff. Because look at these center labels. I like these stickers. Look at that. It's like a POW sticker. Yeah.

POW. Yeah. But it still has imprinting on the shell. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. It's a clear shell. There's imprinting and the extra bonus sticker. That's very impressive.

It's very impressive. Don't just gloss over it. Look at it and say how cool it is. Talk about how cool this shit is or they're going to stop sending us tapes. It's very cool. It is very cool. What if they put the sticker on the inside of the shell? That'd be crazy. Wait a minute. Hold the phone.

The sticker on the inside of the shell? Yeah, what if they put it on the inside? You. Yeah, someone do that. We'll have a contest. Whoever can put the sticker on the inside of the shelf first, send it to us. You win.

You win. All right, let's play these two tapes. Oh, yeah, B's not here. Yeah, yeah, he's not here. He'll get here soon, yeah. Routes go fast when he's not here. I have a question. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey Hey

Hey Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. so Thank you. Dang thing. Sorry. I had us muted. Okay, very good. Okay, we're back. Dave, that was a very... I still can't hear anything right. What the hell is going...

You brought new equipment in here. I just turned this up a little bit. You got to work out the worms in it. I hope they're not infected when you brought them in. It's got a virus. It better not. So that's the horse head bed from the... We know how to say Larm Schmutz. We don't know how to say

Dewey. It's embarrassing that we're saying it like that. Butchering whatever word that is. But here's the... I'm sorry. Dave, sit back down. Get your tushy back down. You took us. So the series on the faux-aimé thing is... What's this, an octopus?

No, it's not always a split, but it's often a split. Some it's just the Larm Schmutz, but then some it's like Black Fawn, Eugene Shadbourne. These are splits that are happening. The horse had bed. Joby is here. This is a Netherlands label, yeah? Black Fawn, Eugene Shadbourne. These are splits that are happening. The Horsehead Bed. Joe B is here. This is a Netherlands label, yeah?

Hello? What up? I'm just stuck in traffic on 95. I'm still in Pennsylvania. You're still in Pennsylvania? Pennsylvania, the state? The state. Or do you mean that figuratively,

like outside my house? No. No, okay. Take your time. Do you want us to play one of your tapes? I got them right here. No, I want you to play one of my tapes. That's on gentlemanly. That is, yeah. You know what? I feel ashamed that I even brought it up, Joe. I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. Yeah, you're right. No, I don't know. Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters, no. Can you say that again? I played a sound clip. I said, we'll see when I get out of this jam, out of this pickle.

Okay, yeah, we'll see when you get here. All right. All right. Dave, did you hack his car? Yeah. And put him in, he's a Prius, so you can hack right into this thing. Traffic prank. I put up road cones on 95.

Well, again, that's hilarious. You are so funny. All right, you little trickster. Oh, and then ice blink that tape. That was a very casual start. Are you feeling loose? Yeah, I'm feeling loose. Real fair.

I hope everybody's feeling real loose. Feeling real loose. I'm feeling a little too loose. I got to get tightened up. Yeah. Don't want you to have an accident over there, buddy. I know.

All right. Well, let's play some more tapes then. I might actually grab one off the shelf. I think I will. What are you going to play? Oh, you're going to grab one off the shelf. I'm going to play one. I'm going to play an extra tape

because Joe's not here yet. You got it, big guy. You got it. Oh, yeah. What kind of a question do you want to ask her? What do you got? How about this Nick Nick tape? Nick Nick?

Nick. Nick hyphen Nick. Tape's called Arrow One. We played this on that Sanzamata International label. We played that gridlock tape on. Oh, yeah, with the funny cover? Yeah. It had a funny cover, and we vowed... Vito B and Mazes or whatever? Yes. And we

vowed not to explain the cover because it was so funny, we didn't describe it. But I gotta say, if anyone is smart, they will... They're looking for a good laugh. They will check it out online. This is very funny. This is another one in that... It's a smash in that Lithuanian

how do you say it? Diaspora? I don't know how to say shit, man. Yeah, I don't either. Come on! But anyway, it's part of that series of Lithuanian musicians in the USA

on this label. This is Nicole Be Baxinkas. That is Nick Nick. Baxinkas. Nick Nick. Baxinkas. This is tight, man. And this, oh shit, I like this gold label.

They have a gold label on the shell. It's inside this neon Mountain Dew stained Norelco case. Yeah, it's very nice. It's very nice. This looks gorgeous. Did Nick Nick? They put Nick Nick. They put out a tape on orange milk.

300 hamburgers. No, don't start with that. They put out a tape on orange milk? Nick Nick? Or might I think it was someone else? No, I think you're thinking of Nick Miss?

Is it Nick Miss? Nick Miss. Oh, you know what they do is they make the letter... Some of these experimental artists, they'll make their name similar with similar letters. Oh!

I know, to another name. And they do it to make me look dumb, but I won't stop. Oh, didn't I want to look something up? Our hacking. We were hacked, and I will look it up. I think that like 20 times a day.

Sometimes I go in the basement, Dave. I'm not going to lie. I went in the basement today, and I said, why did I come down here? Five minutes I spent down there. I couldn't figure it out. I left. It's a possum. So you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to play two.

Of course you are. As leader of the show. No. Stop it. As leader of the show, I will first be playing a tape. I got to pick just the right one. And I did. Arsonist.

Arsonist, but it's inside these funny French brackets. Oh yeah, it's like those French brackets. Let me ask you this. What point are you making as an artist when you gotta use those things? Brackets and

all kinds of commas and the commas that jump. Dingbats. And asterisks. Goodbye. Just letters. In some cases numbers. Two. Three healthy. If they are funny. Go to Joe. Three. And that's all I want.

This is a new one on Unifactor called Reality Structure. Oh Jesus Christ again. Hi Joe B. There he is again. Hold on Unifactor called Reality Structure. Oh, Jesus Christ, again. There he is again. Hold on. We got to get it. Hello?

Hold on. What'd you say? I always have beer. You kidding me? A cool guy? I'm always ready to party. Yeah, man. Get over here.

Get your ass over here. We're just going to sit here and be quiet. I should be there soon. I got off 95. All right. All right. All right. Thanks for the update.

Give me your life story, man. Do I have beer? Oh, wow. Mr. Sarcasm. Yeah, I don't care. This is getting wound up. A moth cock tape came out with this on Unifactor. And something called House Panther, I think it is.

Which, Dave, didn't you have a House Panther? I did for a little while. I got caught. Oh, my God. That sucks. It's a turtle. Turns out they don't like to stand inside very much. Just couldn't figure out

how to get outside? Is that what the problem was? Basically. It took me a little while to figure that out. Just did not want to be in the house. You shouldn't have robbed that zoo. This is Unifactor. I'm looking for the release

number right now. 33. Batch number 11. Oh, 45. It's a 16. I'll have something else to say about this when we come back. 10, 56. I'm also going to play this Hillboggle tape. Hillboggle Traveling On tape.

Traveling On. Remember that Headboggle tape you played a few episodes back? It was on a label called Red Tapes. The paper was all red. Yes. This one's also on Red Tapes. But look at this. Oh, that's purple.

It's purple. They screwed up already. Jeez, you guys biffed it already. How dumb you got to be to biff that. Ever had a lizard kiss you? You know what else happened, Dave? We got blue tapes that label blue tapes. Don't tell me blue tapes didn't put out a tape that was blue.

I don't want to tell you, Dave. They're right there, and they're black now. What? So blue, yeah, the O card's black printing on it now. What? They're called blue tapes. This is a red tape. It's purple.

I see, but I like that blue tapes didn't change. tape it's purple i see but i like the blue tape hold on dave the experimental artist strike again with their unconventional choices not liking it but hillboggle as we know is his head boggle and his father and they a rabbit or a squirrel oh jesus christ it's an expression and they are playing what banjo with the drums maybe they're playing synthesizer taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer and it's just good times and everybody's having a good time so let's play those and i'm gonna write a note that i have something to say about the arsonist tape when we come back from the tapes. Okay. You ready to play these?

That's it. You want to chat some more? No, no, no. We can go. What do you want to talk about? We won't talk about toilets. Let's talk about that tuchus of yours, Dave. All right, let's go.

Oh. Sunday lovers in the darkened skies Be a better lover Till you see my intercom And try to be a better lover Till your heart remembers Try to be feared love and greed? But seeing the world's complications drive you to your own grave I'm telling you the farthest one Time to get back up again I'm telling you the only doubt

How you feel your way to me Sometimes the days I feel like I won't try to get your heart in And feel that in my connection, try to be your way time is I'm sorry. So long, so long, so long I'm out. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm sorry. I don't know. I love you. ¶¶ Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, I can't hear anything in my headphones. You got to turn them on. Hello. Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickelodeon. Nick, Nick, Nick. Dave, are we doing the podcast?

Yeah, I was looking for mine. He's adjusting the levels. Yeah, I was trying to... Do it again. Take it from the top. I didn't even know I know where it is. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Come on, I'll do the baritone.

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickelodeon. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Come on, I'll do the baritone. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nick Colonial. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nick Colonial. Nick, Nick, Arrow One. What label was that? That was... Oh, God.

I always get the... Who cares? Who cares? Let me see it. I probably got it right here, Dave. I always get the... Who cares? Who cares? Let me see it. I probably got it right here, Dave. Yeah, you do. Sands of Mad International? Yeah, Sands of Mad International.

And then we played that tape by Arsonist, and then I have something here that I had... I was going to say something about it. And to do so, I need to... Keep your volume down if you can. Oh, Christ. What's this going to be? No, this is... Yes.

What is this? I wanted an alarm sound because I want to... You won an alarm sound? I wanted an alarm sound. I thought you won one. You didn't win anything. That's another website that you shouldn't be visiting. Yeah, right, man.

You don't get the cool emails like I get. Click here. Win an alarm sound. I won that alarm sound. I'm going to play it because I won it. Shrink wrap alert. For now and whenever we get shrink wrap tapes, I'm going to shame the people on the show.

Unifactor, stop shrink wrapping your tapes. What about the turtles? Save the turtles, man. Shrink wrap. Shrink wrap. It's a turtle. No more shrink wrapping the tapes. And if there's some place that's shrink wrapping the tapes

as default, just ask them not to do it. Some people like it. I actually really like it. I put up this front like I don't like it. And I get it. I peel it off. I kind of like it. I feel like I'm opening a pack of cigarettes. Yeah, I feel cool. I'm opening up cigarettes again.

Ever since Obama took them away from me. Toilets! And he did smoke, by the way. Toilets! I liked that he smoked. Yeah, me too. Made him feel like a regular guy. Somebody you can have a cigarette with.

It makes me think I could... I'd see him walk down the street and he'd bum us. Yeah, me too Made him feel like Just a regular guy You know what I mean Somebody you can have A cigarette with I just want Yeah It makes me think I could I'd see him walk down the street And he'd bum us And he'd say You got a light

And I would say no And that'd be the end of it You know he's just Brewing his own beer Smoking cigarettes Playing a little ball Ladies and gentlemen What's the problem

Joe B's here by the way Joe B You got out of traffic You got yourself You got yourself a beer And you are here I drank it already though Should've got two by the way. Joe B., you got out of traffic. You got yourself a beer. And you are here. I drank it already, though.

Should have got two. Should have double-fisted it. So, Dave, we were discussing... I drank a big thing of seltzer water on the way here, too. I'm going to have to pee. Good for you. Good for you. Stay regular, you know?

Yeah. We were discussing that maybe Dave hacked your car, and that's why it was in traffic. Yeah, I don't have a Tesla. You can still hack a Prius. I don't have Bluetooth. Oh, it doesn't matter. Dave can get in.

His worms will slither their way into any machine. You gotta be kidding me. Well, don't do that, Dave. Once he gets going on his programs. Yeah, don't do that. He's got some of the dark arts programs. Some of the bad stuff. Go to Joe. Well, you want to play a tape, big guy? Yeah, do you want me to play one or two?

I don't know. Two. Two. Two? Two. I'm prepared for two. Conversation will be over in two seconds. Let's see what I got here.

Let's see what I got here. Pretty interesting, but it's pretty damn scary. All right, I'm going to play two tapes on 77 Rise Recordings. This is a label. Turn this mic up, by the way. San Francisco. Enough with the sound clips. San Francisco.

You're buying your own tapes now, huh? Lately, I've bought some tapes. I don't like this. I don't like you not going through me. Yeah, I know, right? I like to have an iron fist on what you listen to. On what the show is? Yeah, I haven't approved any of this.

I like to curate. I like to be a master curator. Make sure the tapes work before we play them. The tapes worked! You can't just be taking these things on your own. So, I'm going to play Everything Vibrates by Everything Vibrates. That's not true, by the way. No?

You ever seen Dave's Took Us? Everything Vibrates is the name of the project? I think so. Who's that? I don't know. Produced, mixed, and mastered by David Downey. David Downey. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, boy. I see here this is a C42. Came out in an edition of 70. It's from 2018. Yeah, I got this a little while ago. I just never brought it in. Oh, you bought this a while ago. But then this other one I just got.

Matt Bloom. This is brand new. Is it so new? It's pretty new. This is so new. Are you lobbing him a sound clip? What's going on? So new. I try to lob him a sound clip? What's going on? I try to lob Dave. So new. I try to lob him an easy one, man.

You should be, normally you're hitting these out of the park. Matt Bloom, who I'm pretty sure does the label. Oh. Yeah, I did a little research myself. I was hacking into the system earlier. So this is a, he does a beat tape a month. I don't know how long he, how many months he's been doing it. Like every month he'll do a beat tape.

Yeah. Just a 20 minute tape. He's just beating off over there, huh? Yeah, just beating off. And they sell out, I mean, there's only 20, but they usually sell out pretty fast. But somehow I was able to get this. You snagged one. Yeah.

Very good. Good for you. So I want to play those two. Yeah, this motherfucker's running the label, right? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Pretty, like, 96% sure. Yeah, because if not, there's some collusion going on. Yeah.

Because there's a lot of shit on there. What is this shit on the... A lot of Matt Bloom stuff on 77 Rise recording. What's this little divot? On the Noroco case? They're not all like that, right? All these ones on 77 are. But are all... No, this is smooth.

I can't tell... It's a new technology. New technology. Like how they're made. Like they break off the... You know when you make a model. Yeah, yeah. They're all in a big... Yeah, like a big... You'll have a wing from an airplane in like the frame of the plastic and you'll break it off. There's three little prongs.

Yeah, it looks like that. Are you taking your jeweler's tools again and doing work like this? No, but it's on both. It's on both? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, they crimp it when it's still hot and it leaves a little divot. I've never noticed that before.

Why would they make a new way to make Norelco? They're constantly... They have to update the patents every 10 years. Oh, right. I don't get it. Why are they making so many different... There should be one kind. That's it.

You only need one. You only need one. You don't even need that many. I got a lot downstairs. I don't need any more. Get out of here. So, yeah. I'll do those.

So, you're going to play both of those? Yeah. 77 Rise? 77 Rise. Matt Bloom. It's the little things. Everything Vibrates is the name of that tape. Yeah. I love that Blink-182 song It's the little things. Everything Vibrates. Is the name of that tape.

Yeah. I love that Blink-182 song as well. Is that a Blink-182 song? It's the little things. All those. It's the little things. Yeah. I have a pop punk past, so yeah.

You do. I remember the Pee Wee. All right, Dave, you want to play a tape too? Sure. You went to Warped Tour, right? Oh, yeah. You were like really close to the stage. Oh, yeah. You were like really close to the stage. Yeah, a guy like me gets right on it.

A guy like me, they pull up there, Joe. Alright, sorry. Go ahead, Dave. He's a ghost? I'm gonna play... So an incredibly cool little lizard. Pink and yellow tape. You're gonna play on both? Is this members of Pink and Brown? Oddly enough, Brown is in it.

Brown is yellow. And Pink is the pop star Pink. So this is a super group you're playing, Dave. No, this is Pink and Yellow, that band. You know Yellow, right? They do that. Oh, yeah. The band was called Yellow?

Yeah, that band. Really? They were called Yellow? Yellow. I didn't know that. Was that really, that Yellow? Oh, shit. That was a good one. Yeah, my dad liked them.

He had cassettes by them. They had more than one now. Multiple records. Yeah, what other songs? I bet he didn't like that song, though. He was a Yellow purist. Yeah, he's like, that's the commercial hit. Yeah, I'm more, check out track two on their greatest hits.

What other songs did yellow do? Oh, they had other ones. You can't name any, though? Well, if I said it, you wouldn't recognize it. You saying I'm dumb? No. She's all about to be my mother. This is another yellow song?

Where are they from? Oh, I like this. Dave, slow it down. Can you do that? On YouTube? You can do that on YouTube. You know that? Yeah, but it does that weird... Distort.

Come on. Hand me the pink and yellow tape. This sounds good. Here we go. Woo. This is tight. I want to sample this when I get home. The inside of this J-Card looks tight, too. Lifestyle Addictions is the name of the tape.

Oh, I got a note over for you in here yeah i think i'm right i'm not gonna read out loud but i think i'm right huh i don't know what to think about the aesthetic of this uh yeah it's weird right a lot of fonts a lot of fonts how many fonts do you think we're on is it it's it's not what's the maximum kind of vaporwave but not really what's like vaporwave sports it's like vaporwave in a sports bar yeah because like there's the pit the roman pillar column things but like a wii sports game where you windsurf i don't know no it's like um yeah that but you're in a sports bar okay that sounds pretty Yeah, I can't get a hold of it either, man. Yeah, I don't know what's going on here.

Like Vaporwave at Dave & Buster's. I don't know what to think. That actually sounds... Do you think what I want you to think, Joe? That's why I'm buying your tapes for you. No, no, that's why I buy my own tapes now. Wiener! Do I get to play one too, or you guys want to share this?

Yeah, well, just us three. guys, you want to share this? Yeah, well, just us three. I don't want to mess up the math. So just those three? Yeah. Yeah, three at a time. That's why you get two. All right, I'll wait. Thank you. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Clouds that shadow over me Just that color to the warm morning sky

I know you want to travel Maybe I can see the road to your height Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm out. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm out. Oh, yeah. so hey Hey! And there we're back. Oh. That was a tight block. That was a good block. I enjoyed that a lot. That worked out good.

It was real good. Everything worked out real. I like it when everything works. Dave, you seem real loose over there. What's up? You sound good, man. You've been smelling Joe's beer? Huh?

It's a dark one. Tight ass block. I don't like it, though. Huh? You don't like it? No, there's a weird taste to it. Yeah. I think it tastes fine.

Yeah. I don't know if I like dark beer. Yeah. I wanted to say,. I don't know if I like dark beer. Yeah. I wanted to say, you weren't here, Joe. Me and Dave talked about this biff, this huge fucking biff. Who did it? You again? No, Headboggle did it.

Oh. Headboggle did the biff. You know that he has that label, Red Tapes? Mm-hmm. Look at this one. What's that, like, magenta? It's purple. Purple.

That's not purple. That's purple. It ain't red. I'll tell you that much purple that's not purple that's purple it ain't red i'll tell you that much it's not it it's more it's in the middle though it ain't red it ain't red at all and then blue tapes they're freaking putting out tapes that's magenta they're black blunt yeah they're not blue anymore that's weird. Goodbye. Stick to something. Yeah. Who can we trust? If we can't trust the tape labels, who are we going to be able to trust? Get out of here. No, that was a tight block, and now I'm ready for the next one. It's your turn, too.

Should I start it? Sure. I'm going to play this tape that came out on No Rent Records late last year, I believe, late 2019. Kenny Ragot. Hey, mister! Fuck year, I believe. Late 2019. Candy Ricotta. Hey, mister! Fuck you, pay me. It's a Kasingle.

A Kasingle? I remember these from the wall. I thought you said Candy Ricotta. No. Candy Ricotta. Candy Ricotta. Candy... Fuck you, pay me. No rent. Number 127. This is the duo of Rosie Ray,

who also runs the label with Jason Krumer, and Rachel Slurr. Slurr? Why is that funny? You know, I never realized until you said it out loud. Rachel Slurr? Oh, yeah. I didn't get it either.

Are you good? Are you trying to say hi, me? I've seen it in print before. Is it S-L-U-R-R? S-L-U-R. S-L-U-R, yeah. I never said it out loud. Well, that was a treat.

I like that. It makes me wonder if these other freaks, if their names are funny, too. Toilets! But this is a... It's described on No Rants page. It's a coming of age, but coming is spelled like the sex coming.

That's my favorite kind. A coming of age satirical fem cell powerless electronics project. Powerless electronics. Powerless electronics project. Oh, see what they did? I can't believe it took so long for someone to just be like, you know what?

Powerless. You know what? Powerless electronics. The electronics Power less. You know what? Power less. The electronics power less. Exactly. There's also a lathe version of this. I'm going to play the B-side.

The track on the B-side. Sexy Friends. Is this some dominatrix bullshit or something? Dave's already got a chubby. Get out of here. Come on. Like a sub? That's a thing, right? Submissive? You know what? I'm not up to with all i don't know the terms i don't know the term i'm i'm i'm horny as shit all the time but i don't know any of the terms and it's so frustrating um that's a thing too what's a thing just being

frustrated and frustrated yeah sexual frustration it's the only thing that works anymore Sexual frustration And typically I hate O cards the paper O cards No one really likes them And typically also I hate Kasingles But for some reason it works with The candy of her gut and the lady's on the cover And she's got the mannequin boy

Let me get a closer look Like a Pinocchio but there's no sexual stuff on here If you're looking to take that chub to full mass Well there's a lady There's a lady And a tiny little man on strings Why is that bad? Why can't I be sexually attracted to a woman?

Now I can't do that? You're taking it too far She's old enough to be my mother I'm more into the little guy on the strings To be honest 3-0 Well that's fine to be my mother. I'm more into the little guy on the strings, to be honest. 3-0. Well, that's fine, but I can't like the lady.

Come on! Too scary! My turn? Do you want me to go? Then after I play that tape, it will then be your turn. We won't talk about toilets. Well, I'm going to play this Billy Woods tape, Hiding Places. Billy Woods and, is this a collab?

Well, Kenny Siegel did all the production. Billy Woods is the rapper. Okay. Yeah. I like that. Both their names are on the thing, though, right? Both their names are on the thing, but not on the... One's just on the production end.

Yeah. They're just producing things. Yeah, like if this is just the cassette version, if you got like the LP, it just says Billy Woods. It just says Billy Woods. I'm pretty sure. They cut... Well, I mean, it still says production by Kenny Siegel. They cut Kenny Siegel

off of the vinyl end of this? I would definitely call it a collaboration, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what a producer is. He made all the music. So Billy Woods is a I don't even know what a producer is. He made all the music. So Billy Woods is a rapper from Brooklyn, is what you're saying. Yeah. Where they make the pizza, Dave.

Where they make the pizza? Uh-huh, in Brooklyn. In Brooklyn. And then Kenny Siegel's from LA. Los Angeles, huh? Mm-hmm. City of lights. City of a thousand lights.

And this is on Billy Woods's label. This cassette version. I'm not sure what the like LP came out on. And what is the label called? It's a lizard. Taking a bubble bath with my

Backwood Studios. He's a snake. What's this? An octopus? Me and Larry just went and saw him the other day. Saw Billy Wood?

Yeah. How was it? It was good. Did you see him perform or just show up at his house? No, we saw him perform at Johnny Brenda's. Okay. Well, that was nice of you not to interrupt him when he's at his house? No, we saw him perform at Johnny Brenda's. Okay.

Well, that was nice of you not to interrupt him when he's at home. In Fishtown. Nobody wants that. Fishtown's hip. Fishtown's been hip for a while. I'm surprised it's still hip. It's super hip. You figure it'd be done by now.

A lot of people. They got a wah-wah yet? Oh, I don't know. That's how you know it's really good. That's how you know it's real hip. They have a wah-wah. I noticed that the vinyl and the CD version had different artwork. I like the artwork on the tape.

This is a bootleg. This is not, Dave. This is Backwoods Studios. This is an official release. I like those two. What are they, like Farmers with Goblin features? I think that's them. That's who?

That's Billy Woods and Kenny Seaton. I don't know. I've got to look at it again. Let's just say it's them. I like it. It's a good drawing. It's my style. Let me see.

It's my style. It's my style. I like that kind of style. Yeah, I think that's it. Why? It looks cool. That's what he looked like when he played. Well, I don't think anyone could disagree with that.

No. He didn't really look like that. Why not? He just looked look like that. Why not? He just looks like a guy. Why? Alright, Dave, what do you want to play? Thank you. I'll play Infinite Futures.

Infinite Futures, huh? Ooh, is that in a cool box? That was a good one. Yeah, I beat you on that one, man. Is that Chong? Macho Man. What the fuck are you talking about? This Infinite Futures box. Macho man. Oh, really? What the fuck are you talking about?

This Infinite Futures box came out on full spectrum. Full spectrum. Fine label. A very fine label, indeed. This came out last year, right? Yes. Early last year.

Yeah, it's pretty. It's beautiful. And the box that it comes in is a very interesting box. Yeah, I've never seen a box like that before. It's quite the interesting box. I have to say, I've seen many of these. Where do you get these kind of boxes? No one knows where they come from. Dave doesn't know. I don't know.

And we're like the tape guys. Yeah, I don't know where you get these anymore. I mean, if we don't know, there's no one to say. I love it. It looks like something they would have had at the library A long time ago Yeah a long time ago Sorry boys I biffed it here

I think I might have Mislabeled who I recorded Wait Dave Because I had the tapes in the wrong sections We're supposed to act like we're recording these on the fly Well I had to record this one ahead of time Just this one record this one ahead of time. Just this one. Only this one.

We've never done that before. We listen to it live with our friends. So that's the whole point of the show. We still listen to them. We do still do that. I mean, we always do that. Not all of them. Well, this is a special occasion.

There was an issue and Dave had to record this one. Yeah. What led up to it? Why did you have to? I was stuck in traffic. Yeah. Austin, Massachusetts. I had exactly six minutes with the chores that I needed to do.

Very good. Okay, very good. I figured I could adjust my schedule a little bit and just record it there so I could put my chores off. What were your chores? Six minutes of stuff. You know, just house stuff. There's a gradient.

The cover's a gradient. It's got like a special What is that a ring? Or is that like a Some sort of What is that? That's like a sonic ring That's a good

It's like a sonic ring Definitely put Sonic's hot right now So you're gonna wanna incorporate sonic It's gotten good reviews evidently You're gonna wanna put sonic imagery on your artwork Which is weird because the previews looked horrible. What's he doing over there?

Did he pass out? I'm trying to listen to the full spectrum band count to make sure that I've got the right track. This is so pathetic. Well, keep talking about something. Did I say how the case came from an old library yet?

Oh, you know where it came from the case came from an old library yet? Oh, you know where it came from. It came from an old library? No, that would be my guess, though. It's in such good condition. Dave takes care of his shit, man. Yeah, I don't fuck around. I take care of my things, Joe. Okay, so we'll play right now.

Right now, live in studio. And we'll listen to it. Because the show's just also, the show's just as fresh as it's always been. All right? All right, well,

we're going to play my tape first, right? Kenny Regat. Kenny Regat. And then that's going to go into Billy Woods. Yeah, and then we're going to play off of this more ease in Claire Rousey on this Infinite

Futures tape. We hope. Oh, and we are. All right. Let's do that. Waiting in line for the unisex bathroom with all my sexy friends. This is taking way too fucking long. I don't even have to pee. Just trying to reapply my Jeffree Star spank me and do a little toot.

I know that Jeffree Star is like way problematic, but this shade is just fabulous on me. I definitely don't tell people this, but even though I'm mostly straight, when I go to the gay bar, I just live for the compliments bit. Anyways, back to the bathroom. I check my beak and my front-facing camera, and my lips look awful from all the shit that I've been talking, so I kick the door down in my fierce Anna Emilio Meister round-and-choke combat boots. Honestly, I didn't want to touch the door handle anyways, because there's a lot of ugly people here with bad hygiene. Oh my god. Ew! I just ripped into the monster! This skinny, shitty junkie has his anal cup long sleeve half-off and tied around his arm,

just casually digging a needle into one of his presumably collapsed knees. He looked at me like a mutt cock taking a shit on an expensive rug. After he scurries off with the pestilence that he is, I compose myself, take my bump, adjust my DNA for such a pencil skirt, and go find the promoter. I've fucked the guy who booked the show so that I know that I will be heard. We just can't have these kinds of incels in our community. Get him out now! By the way, I think you raped me last

weekend after the accountability workshop. We were both so drunk. I felt so empowered after speaking my piece. He looked appropriately ashamed and ran off to exile that gross heroin addict from the premises. Look, I'm just trying to protect my community. That kind of person is a cancer in our scene. Also, heroin is just a bummer. Why would I want to fall asleep when I look this beautiful?

When I can stay up till I hear the birds talking about important things with my truest friends. When I can ignore everything that they say and wait for my chance to speak. Sorry, Ansel, I like party jokes. I like to have fun. Loser. I'm just, like, not a drug addict, but when my therapist asks me about my substance use, I leave out the smizz. One time I got a news lead in their office, and I said it was from allergies. But I really take care of myself. Once I found out you could catch blood-borne illnesses from sharing straws, I started carrying my own.

Reusable, duh. I care about the turtles. And it makes me a lot productive. If I wake up in the morning and start it off right and right, then I can like clean the whole house and make everything nice. A lot of the time I feel like so alone until I pry myself out of bed at 3am to bring a bag to my sexy friend's house. When I'm doing lines off the coffee table rewatching Twister on VHS with the people who really get me, I just feel like I can speak my mind and be heard. I can ask real questions and get real answers like, what's Bitcoin? What's up with the Berlin Wall? Wait, is that the same wall that Trump's trying to build? Why do my nose keep bleeding? The heart palpitations start when I think about my childhood trauma. That's why I'm depressed. The cup makes me happy.

I used to have more patience where other people shit. Like I used to let junkies scratch on my couch sometimes, but one time one of them stole $10 and quarters from my junk jar. That's just so fucking rude. Like, how pathetic. Imagine needing that little money. Why would you even do drugs if you didn't afford them? Me? I just enjoy the fire thing.

$10 doesn't even buy you one block of prima donna cheese. $10 doesn't even buy you a lush bathroom. $10 doesn't even buy you one Calvin Klein sock. $10 doesn't even buy you one market price seafood appetizer at a decent restaurant. $10 doesn't even buy you one pussy pic off of my only banned account. And ten dollars certainly doesn't buy you even one snort of sparkly not-stunk-on cocaine. Why would I want to nod off when I look this gorgeous? When I can watch the sunrise from even the closed living room blinds while listening to Boy Hard Show with my realist homies. When I can grind my teeth constantly while thinking of really smart things to say.

Sorry, incels. I like to have a good time. It's not like other drugs. It's for cool people who like doing classy things. You are mine We'll be right back. Of a song, no one listened to it, looks like I wasn't wrong Hit it where they wouldn't look, looking like Zadong Looking at Taiwan like, look, they shook, let's get it on Shots whizzed, his depression was all gone Emotional lifting, please use the proper form Bended the knee, rolled up half a guam Lost no sleep over the fate of your white form

What goes come back around So when it came for me I wasn't alarmed Get fished out the hole like Saddam Tough guys won't go alive Get found unarmed An object in motion stays in motion I wait till the sea calm Slaves like hammer prawns

Ships was yea long It's too late for quans With the hammer in the palm You a slave to the sea calm. Slaves like hammer prawns. Ships was yea long. It's too late for quans with the hammer in the palm. You a slave to the hammer. You do what it wants. Take the good with the bad. Fly trees in the cheap blunt. Niggas put up a good front. But you

can't see the zipper. Before they took your head, I watched the niggas shiver. That that Bill Withers. Nig nigga had the nerve to say you can't take it with you, fuck what I want with any of this shit, dummy, Spongebob, the whole operation underwater, it's only one God, what we said and tore aboard, the bombs was on us, the bombs was on us, Came back to God like, motherfucker, you promised. You promised.

Spongebob, the whole operation underwater. It's only one God, what we yelled at Tora Bora. The bombs was on us, the bombs was on us. Came back to God like, motherfucker, you promised. You promised. You promised. I get $5 phone cards from the corner store. It's hot. Gang, gang.

Crowded in the door. Slid past. Don't you bump nobody. The body control is godly. It's just a hobby. Picked up in the lobby. It's that nigga karate. Summer.

Dirt bikes and Kawasaki's Numbers Fibonacci, overseas connection choppy She's getting worse, your sister talked to the nurse Everybody at church, everybody wants to know if you coming But they won't say the words, your days feel rehearsed Nights come back in short bursts, in the bodega bass head lurks Hopping foot to foot, young and slow with that work got my african car but aki did lotto first i don't want to see him put her in the dirt i can't go there with

nothing but my shirt explosions outside bombs bursting in the sky street sidewalks it's the third of july spongebob the whole operation underwater, it's only one God, what we said in Tora Bora, the bombs was on us, the bombs was on us, came back to God like, motherfucker, you promised, you promised, Spongebob, the whole operation underwater, it's only one God what we yelled in Tora Bora. The bombs are on us. The bombs are on us. Came back to God like motherfucker you promised. You have $10.22

remaining in your account. Please enter the telephone number you wish to dial now or press star zero to recharge and hear the main menu option. Y'all want to be in fourth place, man. Yeah. Flowing fire with the Baskin-Ross. She said, don't pretend we back in love. I'm just trying to get dug. Yeah. Duh, the bum, what you call an old thug? Coming by my mom, my house, asking after me for what? Sleeping dogs, you either burying or digging them up.

Either way, it's reckless. My record clean, your past check it. I shoot you in the street, be home for breakfast. Yes, it's sick, but banalities might as well be death threats. Let it sit, there's the threat of sepsis. Kept smiling like a clown. Facial expression looking silly. Kept asking me how you got away with all them dealings.

I replied, I've been going through the same things that he has. But that was a lie I could see doing bad. Second place is steak nods. He said, would you turn right? I said, nah, it's just a line. It's just a line. It's just a line. There you go, man.

Turn off over here, man. Yeah. It's a little bit up there, bro. I don't know. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. so so Thank you. so I'm going to go to the other side. Thank you. Thank you. so so so ah And we are back. Oh, yeah! Are we? Because I don't hear you, Dave. Oh, you don't hear me? I don't hear me either.

I hear Joe Crystal Clear. Oh, I can't hear anybody else. You can't hear me? No. I don't hear you, Dave. Oh, you don't hear me? I don't hear me either. I hear Joe crystal clear. I can't hear anybody else. You can't hear me? No. I can't. You're real. Turn your shit up. It's up, baby.

Turn it all the way up. I can't hear you, do you? Hello? Hello? Don't make it crackly, though. I heard a crackle. I heard a crackle. Well, that's a Behringer crackle.

You get a crackle with every pot. I really don't. I still don't hear anybody. It's still very quiet. For a good podcast, it should be louder. Oh, wait. There we go. Some of the other podcasts have volume.

I would like this one to get on board with that. I watched that David Lynch thing. Finally. Whoa, the monkey? It was so weird, yeah. Yeah, it was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. But it was really funny. But I don't know if it was supposed to be funny.

I have no idea. I don't know. I can't believe that was made. Like, why? Yeah, what was it made of? Why? I don't know. More E's and Claire Rousey have an entire tape coming out on Mandoj.

What's an entire tape? Well, that was a comp track. Oh, okay. And now there's a tape that's just them on it. Any more questions, Joe? Any more questions? Could it be a single? It's not, though.

It's a C-47. I know, but if it was, is that an entire tape? I think it's a C-47. Maybe it's not. I get it. The entirety of the tape is them. It just sounded weirder. I don't know how it's...

45? Actually, it might be a single. No, there's three tracks on it. It's a 16. There's three tracks in addition of 100. That's coming out. That's a lot. Well, you know, some people do them a lot.

Come on, man. Come on, man. All right. I can't hear a damn thing, Dave. What's going on? What kind of producer are you? I kind of can't hear anything either. What's going on?

What can't you hear? I can't hear anything. Like you or Mike. Yeah. Oh, wait. Whoa, that's better. Now it's too loud. Now it's't you hear? I can't hear anything. You or Mike. Oh, wait. That's better. Now it's too loud. Now you don't like it. Alright. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. Now it sounds pretty good.

I do not know what to tell you. We're really getting the hang of this thing. Yeah, I think by episode 152 we'll have it. Oh, shit. You know what? The next episode is next month. What? It's the anniversary? It's the anniversary, boys. I think the mixer's dying. Is it dying over there?

Smoke's been coming out of it, but not that much. These faders just keep drooping down. I push them up and they just keep sliding down. What's because you have it at that angle? Gravity over time. Do they really slide down? That's not a bit that you're doing to be hilarious, like busting out some funny shit?

That really happens? What's the anniversary? An anniversary is the celebration. No, I know what an anniversary is. How many years? Six, seven, two. It's not two. Three.

Might be eight. Eight? Sadly enough, I think it might be eight, yeah. Daddy chill. Yeah, man. So plan on doing one next month. All right. You're always trying to get out of them.

We're just going to sit here and be quiet. What are we going to do that's going to be special? We can order that pizza. Oh, fuck it. Finally, a pizza. I thought we were fucking ordering a pizza tonight. Dave got me all excited about a pizza, and then he went out. I would have loved a pizza, honestly.

I would have loved a nice little pizza pie. A slice? Instead, I ate have loved a pizza, honestly. I would have loved a nice little pizza pie. A slice? Instead I ate a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies. Three. Pretty good dinner. Hell yeah. Do you want some cake? I don't really like cake.

Let's end this shit out, man. Who's got tapes left? I got a tape. I got two I want to play. Yeah, it's all you guys. You got nothing? No, that a tape. I got two I want to play. Yeah, it's all you guys. You got nothing? Yeah, because the math. You got nothing, huh? Okay, let's do it. Me and you, how do you want to do this?

You can go first and I'll go last. I'll go first. I got two here. Right, you play two and I play one. You don't want me to sandwich it? What's that mean? Like I'll do the bread and you do the inside. Oh, okay. You're still playing, too. But nut free. It doesn't matter the order. My kid's school says're still playing, too. But nut free. It just doesn't matter the order. My kid's school says even my own

home has to be nut free. Now your own home. I'm a cuck and I said fine, man. These fucking peanut kids, man. I know. Just in case any of them come over, they say. Oh, I got a little Valentine's Day gift over here. Oh, yeah. You guys want to talk about that? Oh, yeah. We should talk about that, actually.

It's very nice. Was it Gay Hippie Vampires, is that the name of the label? What? That sent us these nice tapes? They came on Valentine's Day, the very day of the Valentine. Where did they ship from? Somewhere in the Midwest, it doesn't matter. They took that overnight.

They were like, this has to get there. I'll tell you, they came in the mail, it was like, Cupid's arrow hit my tushy. It was such a, boing. And I said, ooh, what was that?

Yeah, we each got one. We each got one and they say our names on the front and everything. It's very nice. From Kara Knight. Yeah.

I listened to those. Not that great. Romance Under the Moon. Sorry, man. I love them though. Maybe they're all different for all I know. I don that great. Romance Under the Moon. Sorry, man. I love them, though. Maybe they're all different for all I know. I don't know. Romance Under the Moon.

We should play them all at the same time next time. I love Romance. Yeah, we can do that. I'll bring it for the next set. Alrighty. Infinity Plus One, this guy calls himself. That's so many. Jerk.

Jerk. I'm going to play the Sissy Spacek tape. Oh, nice. Is that new or old? This is a tape that came out in like 2013. I don't know. What would you consider that? I don't think it's new, but I don't think it's old either.

Not old. It's not old. It came out a little while ago. I mean, if you told me something's old that you changed from 2013, I would say that's not... If you're like, oh, did you hear about that ancient tree they cut down it's from 2013

it's not that old it's not ancient Sissy Space Act tape came out in 2013 this is the fourth pressing I finally snagged it it's always slipping through my fingers wow

it's called Billions and Billions. What? Get out of here. It is not called Billions and Billions. I love them another one. Billions and Billions. Was that a thing? I didn't know that was a thing. Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions

and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions and and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions

and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions It's a C47 edition of 100 on this pressing. Classic Andritic sound. They use this awesome paper. Shit looks nice. This is a label that's been... It's got a... Grey Holger. Or Holger out.

Don't you fucking start it again. Picked his aesthetic early and it looks nice and he's stuck with it. Stuck with it. I didn't know it was still a label. Good for him. Good for him. Spray paint. Still spray painting the cassettes. Holding it down. Holding it down. Oh, nice. Fuck don't know. It's still a label. Good for him. Good for him. Still spray painting the cassettes.

Holding it down. Oh, nice. Fuck yeah, man. But Sissy Spacek, I feel, John Weese and some other rotating people. Dave. Now, is Sissy Spacek usually like, it's a band, right?

The way I kind of remember it, I put out a Sissy Spacek usually like, it's a band, right? The way I kind of remember it, or maybe this was, I put out a Sissy Spacek 7-inch. Had a little bit of a, had a little bit of a punker past. Had a little vinyl label. And put out a Sissy Spacek 7-inch. And from what I understood at the time, it was a band, it had one recording,

and everything was just a, you know, a cut-up of that original one. But I don't know if that stayed true for the whole thing. Okay. Because he played bass. It was kind of a grind band, right?

Yeah, we saw them at No Fun Fest. I think from the year this tape came out. Oh, weird. Because there's some stuff on the B-side with some Schmeg this tape came out. Oh, weird. I don't remember. There's some stuff on the B side with some Schmegma people and stuff. Oh, okay. And they played that same No Fun Fest. Okay. I do remember seeing Sissy Spacek, and I feel like

John Weiss would start playing something and then look at the other guy to signal to do something, and it's like, that doesn't sound like anything. I think you can get the timing a little bit off, and it'll be okay. I can't hear any of it. Billions and billions and billions and billions is the name of the tape. Like I said, fourth pressing.

The John Pyle logo on the back of the chondronic sound tape. Oh, yeah. John Pyle? Tab Zellner and John Pyle. Even though... No, don't clap. I forgot about that. Because he stopped responding to my messages.

You play the applause thing. And you say, don't clap. Excuse me. Talking to your samples? No. What, he stopped texting you back? I mean, he doesn't return my call. I invite him to the holiday party.

He doesn't show up. I mean, he doesn't do Tab call. I invite him to the holiday party. He doesn't show up. I mean, he doesn't do Tabs Out anymore. Maybe we can get him here for the next month. The anniversary. Do we want him now? I want him real bad. Or do you want to do a super show? I only want him because I can't have him.

A super show. Yeah. Tabs Out super show. I think a super show, I think it's just us three is the super show. With Ian and Jamie. I don't think that makes any more super. Oh. I think it might make it worse. the super show. With Ian and Jamie. I don't think that makes it any more super. I think it might make it worse. Ian might be in Japan. Oh, really?

He's going soon. Really? Yeah, sometime in March. Maybe we'll get John Pyle here. Maybe he doesn't come as much because we constantly joke that he was racist. Not we, don't say we. We all did. We don't say we. The royal way. The royal way. Okay, after that Sissy Spacek tape, I'm going to play.

Then I'll play this tape. Do a sandwich. Yeah. Okay. Nicholas Langley plays the vitamin B12 on Strategic Tape Reserve. Oh, yes. This is another one from 2019, correct? Yeah, I think so.

I believe so. Oh, on Strategic Tape Reserve, one of my favorite labels. No, I didn't know the deal. You just clued me in. Because I was like, wait a minute. All compositions by Alistair Willis. What's going on here? And I let you know what was going on.

And you let me know. I know a little something about these things. That Nicholas Langley is covering songs by this band? Nicholas Langley is a fella who does a label called Third Kind Records. I know that, yep. Three. The Third Kind. The Third Kind.

Plays solo under his name sometimes, which is that. Yeah. I got a burp that's coming up here. Record that, Tate. Get ready. Don't do it. That's a violation. Arm recording.

No, HIPAA rules You can't record that No, you can't And vitamin B12 Some long-going project Some band From the jolly Jolly old England Oh, yeah

Oh, no Got the old Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no

Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no Oh, more dogs here Those fucking idiots Oh, more dogs here. Those fucking idiots. Go to a dentist.

Hello, gum. Hello, gum. Are you in a tunnel? Hey, mate, open the door. Open the door. Don't let him in. Hey, mate. It's cold out here. Just be quiet. He'll go away.

Come on, then. Come on. Let me in, mate. It's cold out here. Shut that fucking dick up. What's that, porridge? They love porridge over there. You got skewed.

Hold on. Dave, you don't get to do this after that billions and billions extended bit. That was good. Come on, let me in, mate. Come on, man. You get one extended bit, Dave. And this one's honestly not that good. What, you don't like my fake accent?

I don't get it. Where is he? Where are you in this? Let me in. I'm outside, is he where are you in this like let me in why does it sound like you're inside like a church or something if you're outside i'm outside your flat mate it doesn't make any sense he just got off the trolley and like aren't you in america i'm an american well people can go all over the places.

We don't have flats here, though. We don't have flats here. But he's from some, I don't know. Let's not pick this apart. I'm going to play. Are you done talking about that? I'm done talking about it. It's green.

Did you say it's green? It's green, yeah. A lot of people are going to wonder what color this tape is. So I drug this tape? So I drug this tape. I fucking drug it on Twitter, made fun of it. You got a big garage here, mate. You're in the garage.

The garage door is open. Now I get it. Now I get why it makes sense. You're at the back, like the side door. Now I get why it's funny. And I made fun of this tape because the artists on it have names like Oozing Meat and Toilet Generation. And Toilet Generation. And Toilet Generation has a song called Beastings on My Pecker.

Is there a pecker? Bucket of Piss has a song on here. I made fun of it. What is this trash? This is, well, it's on Tribe Tapes. It's a comp called Tale of Plays. This is a pot on here. What is this trash? This is, well, it's on Tribe Tapes. It's a comp called Tale of Plays. This is a potty tape. This is a body tape.

I got a potty tape and I snuck it and I put it underneath my mattress and mommy wouldn't find it. Dave, cut that part out. I'm going to do it again. Take two. Ready? Press it. We got a toilet bowl you wanna cake the flush do billions and billions again

Tale of Plagues is the name of the comp and I'm just gonna play something alright and it is yeah it's definitely a potty tape it's definitely with scary faces on the cover of the comp, and I'm just going to play something on it. It's definitely a potty tape. With scary faces on the cover of Scary Mask and bad photocopy. They used a scary photocopy

machine in the basement. The one with the spider lives on it, and it only does scary photocopies. All the Harsh Noise Label use it. I like that some other band used the Sun logo thing. Oh yeah, that's very popular. Juanito O...

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. It is a potty tape, so if you do get this tape... I think there's only 20 copies. I think it was an edition of 20. Let me see. Edition of 50. C62.

Oh, Crank Sturgeon's on here. Yeah. But if you get it, it's's a it is a potty tape so do put it in your mattress so mommy doesn't find it are you excited to hear some of that tape

alright let's play them yeah let's just fucking do this man alright later It's the bomb! String! I'm sorry. I'm not sure what I'm sorry. so so I'm going to have to do this again. so um so ah

ah I'm sorry. Thanks for watching! I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 so Thank you. so so I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. so so so I'm sorry. Thank you.