Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #152 | 3.15.20

Episode Date: March 15, 2020

The Eight Year Anniversary Show! Shelter, Larry Wish & His Guys, Eszterhas, Abdallah Ag Oumbadougou, Patrick R. Pärk, Joshua Fit For Battle, The Hell Hole Store, Nostrum Grocers, German Army, Ylang Ylang, Plant Lab, Moon Ra, Pulse Emitter, and Merzbow.

You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That could be Sean. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette.

We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Time's out. Cassette podcast. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is going on? This seems special. Happy birthday, boys. boys no it can't be birthday it can't be how many what's the birthday like how many years old eight no that

can't be true we started in 2012 you can drink in some countries at eight i've been what yeah that's sick you're telling me that is sick man day that's so sick yeah You're telling me... That is sick, man. Dave, that's so sick. Yeah. You're telling me I've been... You can tell I've been doing this shit for eight fucking years, can't you? I can. Congratulations. No problem.

Give him five boxes of Ziti. What? I think it's a give him five boxes of Ziti. Five... Oh, okay. Dave, you got the levels up right? Give him five boxes of Ziti. Yeah, I want to hear Mike in my cans.

I can't hear anything. You're not doing a good job. Joe, didn't you say... I'm doing a great job. What episode number is this, by the way? 42. This is episode 152. 152. The 8th birthday episode.

Very exciting times. How you guys doing? I'm Mike. I'm Joe. I'm Dave. I'm fine. You know, I'm a little anxious. Yeah, I am a little anxious. He got a virus. A little anxious with this virus. I gotta say, we were having a nice discussion earlier. Let me get some droplets on this microphone. We were having a discussion before we went on air for this episode. And it's the birthday episode. We got a pizza over here. Yeah, we got a pizza over here we got a pizza all excited got a bunch of fries too buffalo mozzarella big french fry but then we're just talking about school closings and we're talking about social

distancing your stores are closing yeah and it's just like well i guess let's start doing this podcast now i guess we'll start doing this podcast now. I guess we'll start talking about these tapes. Yeah. Who cares? We're looking very strongly at sinks and showers. So I wanted to discuss my cake. Oh, boy.

Okay, well, we got a pizza. Let's be happy about that, at least. We won't talk about toilets. I love that. That one's so good. I like to read the transcript of that one a lot. Because when you just read it, it's just ridiculous. I mean, it's ridiculous anyway, but...

When you say a lot, how often are you doing this? I've done it a bunch of times. I read it to people at work. Does it have the same thrill every single time? It does. It does. Because of the way he's just like... People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times.

Because he's like, not me, notushing toilets 10 times 15 times he's like not me not me but you you you know what i mean like you know when it's written and just the way not me oh it's funny how you drip you landed on that one that one's my my favorite. Not me, not me, but you. You. Is that the hand motion he does when you're doing it? Oh, I'm sure he does. You got the mannerisms down. Look at you. I like when he's like, women, tell me. Women tell you?

That they're washing your hands? And it is the birthday. Anyway. Alright, who wants to play the first tape? I don't even care. I actually don't give a shit either. I mean, who cares? We got an email from...

I got to pick just the right one. You guys know Mark Masters, right? Yeah. He's writing a book about cassette tapes. Oh, yeah? Of course, he sent me some questions. You're obviously going to send questions to me. You should be on the cover.

At least put me be on the cover. At least put me somewhere on the jacket. Like real small coming out of the price tag in the box. Like Waldo? I'm looking at these questions about tapes and I'm like, who's the fuck? We're all going to be socially quarantined.

And the keyboard. That was the wrong one, sir. That's fine. He got it fine-ish. You'll be fine. All right, Joe, why don't you play a tape? I don't know what to play. Buffalo Mozzarella.

I'll kick it off with this old school tape. What kind of drug? What do you got? You're going to start with that? I'm going to start with it. Oh, my God. You're going to start. What episode is this again?

Episode what? 152. You're going to start episode 152 with this? Yep. Oh, Jesus Christ. With this tape by Shelter. You're going to play this Shelter tape? Yeah. Attaining the Supreme, 1993. Equal Vision Records.

Now, does it matter that Shelter sucks shit? You don't like Shelter? I hate Shelter. Oh, I like Shelter. Shelter's so bad. Really? It's not sexy. It's not sexy enough for me. Oh yeah, I like it. I like Shelter. I'm Shelter. Oh, I like Shelter. Shelter's so bad. Really? It's not sexy. It's not sexy enough for me. Oh, yeah. I like it. I like Shelter.

More of an Earth Crisis man. Yeah. I mean, I was in Earth Crisis later, but Shelter was one of the first mantra, one of the first hardcore things I bought. Did you get into Krishna because of it? I didn't. I never really was into the Krishna stuff. I always thought it was weird, like the hardcore Krishna crossover thing.

Yeah. That was a huge crossover that year, yeah. Yeah, there was a lot of it. Remember that girl that Sal met on the internet? She was Krishna. You're going real deep cut for this content. Yeah, I made fun of her a lot for it. I feel bad now.

She dates Mike Brennan, right? Okay, let's move on. I don't know if they still date, but they were dating. Dave, bleep some of these names out why is what was someone looking this up what the fuck you're talking about so what are you gonna play where'd you get this shelter dave you just had this no i went to this like punk rock flea market thing and uh i got this and that's like a tv i love the punk rock flea markets it's like a flea market but a lot more records people are trying to get rid of yeah it was all it was all records yeah it's no it was a specific punk rock flea market, but a lot more records people are trying to get rid of. Yeah, it was all records. It was a specific

Pug Rock Flea Market only records. A record expo. They called on that it was just going to be records anyway. The one guy with the toys can't come anymore. Yeah, the toy guy can't come. The toy guy. He's got some good shit, but who's buying? He's had the same

display every year. He hasn't sold a single thing. No, they're too expensive. We won't come off that shit. Did Ray Capo, did he start Revelation Records? Ragnar? Huh? Ragnar.

Did he start Revelation Records? I don't believe he started Revelation, did he? I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was Equal Vision. He started Equal Vision? I don't know. Who cares? Yeah, I don't know i don't know i'm just thinking about i thought it was equal vision he started equal vision i don't know who cares maybe it's a yeah i don't think it was revelation i thought it was equal vision i'm glad that there's like while we're all going to be home you can he was just on joe rogan at home and you can listen to uh people talk about not knowing

the facts about shelter he was just on joe roan recently, and Stacy's been listening to a podcast of his. Roganoff. Ray. I'm gonna ask you one more time. Stop using so many personal names. Roganoff or Ray. Alright, Dave, what do you got after that? Oh, shit. Dave didn't bring any tapes. I forgot them all. I'll play this Larry Wish

tape. Larry Wish and his guys. Larry Wish and his guys. Musical insect insect digital insect on never anything musical insect what digital insect musical insect digital insect that sounds scary which one which one would you be more scared of ah the musical insects really for sure yeah oh definitely really yeah like cricket yeah well cr, Dave, anything can be music, including a cricket. It's a lizard. It's not a lizard. It could be a life-size ant.

Life-size dog. Well, isn't an ant life-size? What is a life-size dog? What's a life-size ant? Life-size dog. Let me see this. This is a Never Anything tape. Yeah.

When did this come out? Is this a newer one? It's newer, yeah. I like these squigglies. I've had it for a little bit. Maybe last year? Dave, I'm going to ask you right now. Is my microphone even turned on?

Yeah. Oh, you're on, baby. I can hear you fine. I can't hear you. I think something's wrong with my cans. Maybe something's wrong with your... Turn your cans up. It takes a lot of episodes to get the wiggles out.

Look up symptoms of coronavirus and see if it has anything to do with hearing. Specifically with cans. My cans. Did the CDC say specifically Mike's cans? This actually came out this year. 2020?

It's kind of scary too because never anything's out of Seattle, Washington. Who knows what's on that tape? This was recorded in 2016. Oh, yeah. We should make a statement. Stop sending tapes. Stop sending tapes and make the fonts bigger.

Or put a wet map in there. I can't read this shit anymore. Yeah, you got to send bleach wipes. So I have to open up the package, bleach wipe first. I'm wiping my hands with that. And then I'm getting the tape. Give me five boxes of Ziti. I'm getting the tape. Five boxes of Ziti. I'll give you five boxes of Ziti.

You gotta stock up because the Ziti store is closing soon. I like that there's boxes of it. Yeah, that's how you store it. Even when you make Ziti. You don't put it in a box? Leave the fucking cheese there! Oh, see, I thought it was dry Ziti. Oh.

He just went to the store. No, no, no. They got five boxes of Dry ZD, like the store brand. Esther House. Esther House. I'm stuck. Split with Mr. Doug Doug. An interesting tricks tape.

Joby, you should recognize the artwork on that. Oh, I did that. You stole that from me. I did an interesting tricks tape. Joby, you should recognize the artwork on that. Oh, I did that. You stole that from me. I did steal this from you. I've been... I did both those tattoos on people. I'll go into that

in a second. You're playing your own tape? No, this isn't... This is a tape I put out but the Esther House is a Mr. Matthews from Telecall Powers using a trick name

to try to trick you. Oh, I see that. I see what he did there. Yeah, but I figured it out. Is that a pseudonym? An antonym? That's his new antonym. It's his life-size antonym.

He's doing that now. It's a split I put out on Interesting Tricks, which is a label that I take. I go to Joby's Instagram, and I take screenshots of the ones I like, of his tattoos that he does. And I email them to myself, and then I just change it to black and white.

You know they spray virus on them. Brick filter on there. Yeah, I do some interesting tricks with it. You do some interesting tricks. How many of these tapes you put up? How many interesting tricks tapes you put up? I don't divulge. I don't get that.

Oh, right, because there's no catalog number. There's no catalog number. It's a very... What I'm trying to do is create... No buzz yet. I'm trying to create some buzz. No buzz yet. It'll happen.

It takes a little bit. I'm hanging in there. I got a lot of free time now. And these are just get them from you, right? Get them from them. I don't have any. Oh, you don't have any. I don't have them.

I thought I saw a box here somewhere. You got this one. I got that't have any. Oh, you don't have any? I don't have them. I thought I saw a box here somewhere. You got this one. I got that one as mine. Oh, okay. Give him five boxes. Oh, I see. All right, get them from them. Give him five boxes.

What the hell's with the ZD shit, Dave? Give him five boxes. Why are you going so hard on the ZD stuff? Five boxes. You hungry? Yeah, yeah. We got pizza, for Christ's sake. Have a good time.

I love good times. I'm going to play something off of that. Okay. I love that.. I love good times. I'm going to play something off of that. Okay. I love that. That's a good idea. You're going to play this guy. Do we even want to play the tapes? I don't know.

I don't know. I say we just do tapes tonight. No talking. Just do an intro and then a block of tapes. I'm fine with that. Happy birthday, boys. Happy birthday. Let me just name the next three tapes I'm going to play.

We'll just play them all in a row. Let's make that decision. Let's play a row. Let's make that decision. Let's play these tapes. We'll make that decision. I'm even eating in the microphone. Low energy. Thank you. They think that happiness can be purchased I don't buy it anymore But people have to have someone

That flags them away We've got to choose for a higher case We found a better way We found a better way We found a better way We're the limited fire city Won't you fire because you're blinding We'll see you next time. Bye. I see the way of life With that wordiest drive And all those giddings

In harmony with all that we We've received I will see me living I've heard your promises For the future And I'm not crying anymore I think I'm right to have to forget the hands, give them away I've got to choose for a higher taste

We've got to find a way We've found a better way We've found a better way We found a better way We found a better way A better way, a better way Thank you. What I in a day done anyway, no trouble, no trouble. I asked a question. The auto thought I was a dragon When I went outside guitar solo In the center of the room Some lucky someone

Has a gun Tomorrow Tomorrow Tomorrow I'm eating breakfast Eating breakfast The dishes in my hands were dirty But not this time is time Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, guitar solo Thank you. You want to snort some skag? Actually, I'd rather have cocaine. I hate you, you ugly chicken. Thank you. Getting people from the community who are dropouts, who dislike the society, the old left, the new left, the psychedelic left, junkies, ex-junkies, winos, dropouts, psychotics, people who are really disenchanted with what happens.

They join us. They help us do shows. There's a whole non-commercial underground. Of course, they're not underground. I mean, profits off the undergound it's very open because it's like a middle-class country but the dropouts the hippies and the ex-publicans beatniks and the professional dropouts says we work hard we're professional dropouts dropouts from middle-class ideology success ideology we not only criticize it but we live it we do it Different than you watch and understand the hippie scene, who understand the avant-garde. The difference is the avant-garde does it.

The new person is not one who simply says it's a bad society, but proves it by his actions. It's a great difference. Great difference from a critic of the society, which are the liberals critics like Noam Chomsky and other people who make films, etc., who criticize the society, but don't do it. The difference is we do it. We live it all the time.

We'll continue living it. We survive. We work hard. We also eat less than most other people. We demand less. You can live on $25 a week. That's assuming you're doing something you're interested in and something that's valuable. If you're not doing anything that's interesting, then you've got to get a lot of money, Mac.

You've got to make a fortune to keep a boring job or to support a war in Vietnam that's evil it's murderous so we struggle in our own humble way to destroy the United States let me take a look at those drugs I was just putting them inside All right. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh. Oh. Okay. I can't believe you don't like Shelter. You know, after listening to it, maybe it was okay. You said that guy's strong, right?

He's strong, yeah. You think he can whip my ass? He can whip your ass, yeah. You don't think I can whip his ass? No. All right, then it was all good. He does yoga and kung fu. Yoga and kung fu at the same time? Jiu-jitsu.

Well, in any event, I'm looking at his Wikipedia page, and it says, in 1987, along with Jordan Cooper, Capo starred at Revelation Records. Revelation, you were right. So actually, you were 100% correct. Joe B., when you were talking shit on me, what you should have known is you should have been eating that shit. You should have been smearing that shit all over your face.

I thought it was equal vision. In the toilet. He started Revelation Records. Crazy. Yeah, well, along with Jordan Cooper. Jordan Cooper. But he's, you know, no one talks about Jordan Cooper. You don't get much Jordan Cooper talk anymore.

Do you like Youth of Today or no? Youth of Today? I mean, not really. No. No. Don't even ask me if I like Roller Biscuits. I don't. You don't like Roller Biscuits either?

No. I like, no. No? No. Wow. I know I should be saying that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely do, yeah. Well, let's start with that.

I'm kind of like one of those guys that like, you know, I like it all, man. No. No. No. You were a ska man. like it all, man. No. No. No. You were Ska, man. Big Ska guy, man. If you can't skank to it, I don't even know.

I'm like, why are they making it? It's a lizard. And then that Larry Wish tape, Larry Wish and his guys. Yeah. They did a great job. They played all their instruments. And normally on the tapes we play, they don't play the instruments right fuck up they mess up when they play their instruments and it doesn't sound what is music it makes you think that but these these larry wish and his guys sam kramer guys can really play

well let me tell you who the guys are bass sam you want to you know i'll name the instrument you want to guess who the guy is yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's play guess his guy. All right. Well, guess his guys. All right. Bass. Mario. Sam Kramer. Drums. Hold on.

Wait, I thought you were just going to tell the names, and then we guess what they are. No, you're just saying, and then I have to guess random names? Yeah. All right. John Ford. No. Kate Farstad.

Guitar. This is the Dave. No, Kate Farstad. Guitar. This is the Dave. Pierre. Oh, this is the Dave. Shit. Paul. No, Nate Johnson. Fuck, I was close.

Joe B. For the win. Okay. And I wish I had my game show. I have game show sounds, but they're not open. Synthesizer, electric piano. Manuel Ortega. You got it.

Fuck yeah. No, wait, I'm sorry. No, wait. Oh. It's Adam Worven. I was so close. Sorry. Yeah, you overstepped.

You got tied, though. And then I played that Mr. Vanity Tape. Oh, yeah. Esther House split with mr doug doug who is doug caplan hasu mountain and you can buy the tapes who just called into the show once huh he was gonna have a whole thing segment and it didn't work out he got a virus oh oh i forgot about the virus yeah you brought that up i was starting to feel good it really caused a havoc on my system. You know they spray virus on beef? And that's, yeah, that's the first three tapes.

There's still the virus. Don't remind us. All right, Joe B., it's the birthday show. Come on, get happy. All right, all right, all right. Get in a good mood. There we go. Come on.

We got all these tapes. Give him a good mood. There we go. Come on. We got all these tapes. Alright, can I go, Dave, or what? Are you going to keep pressing buttons? Alright, I'm going to play this Abdullah Ag Ombadugu? I think that was racist when you did that. I definitely...

What? No, that's not racist. I think it was racist. Just because I'm not mispronouncing the word? No, when he played... The whistle? Yeah. Ringo.

No, we can't even whistle anymore, Dave. You believe this shit? Is that cultural appropriation of some sort of native instrument? Is that fucked up? That's not fucked up. I'm joking around. We're all joking around. We're all friends. We're all at the party. We're all having a good time. I think with the virus going around,

you can say some of the fucked up stuff. Yeah, just loosen everybody up a little bit. Yeah. I think you can blame it on the virus. Yeah, just loosen everybody up a little bit. I was going to say. You're a hockey puck. I think you can blame it on the virus. That's one of my favorite parts in Toy Story when he does that. And then the guy, it's actually a hockey puck. Don Rickles.

Only read the book. Only read the book. Didn't get the visual. With a book, you kind of cast your own cast So I didn't get wrinkles in mine On Saw Hell Sounds You've played one They sent us three tapes right They sent three tapes

You played one Dave played one I'm playing the third To complete the trifecta This is a guitar man The last guy was a keyboard man Yeah And a keyboard He's a guitar man. It's a guitar man. The last guy was a keyboard man, right? Yeah.

And a keyboard. M.D. Maktar. He's a guitar man. He's a guitar man. But the other guy... He's got a drum man. He's a keyboard guy. He's a keyboard guy.

He's Keith. This guy was a Keith. He's Keith. Don't look at me. Taking a bubble wrap with my synthesizer. This guy was a keyboard guy. I'm in the toe business. The other guy, electric guitar.

This is acoustic guitar. This is acoustic guitar. This is acoustic guitar. I'll tell you the name of the tape. Well, the name of the tape is... There's a lot of stuff going on, so I have no idea what the name of the tape is. I had the translation written down here, and I forget where I wrote it.

Oh, Poetry and Songs of the Tuareg Resistance. Oh, all right. That's almost like in... Is that French? I believe it may be French. Okay, because it's Posés et chansons de l'oristance torix. Say it again.

Posés et chansons de l'oristance torix. And I don't know what the, what toire guitar music is, but apparently this person is one of the original creators of it oh okay and this is a reissue from 1995 what? and that's him on the cover there with his guitar I wish I would have

paid attention I would play only 90s stuff darn it oh that would have been good maybe for me throw in a little ska you know I'd skank all around this room and be like, you know the Tasmanian devil has, when he spins, it has the little cloud?

When I skank, I get a similar cloud around me. I can't explain it, but it's very nice. It's nice. Well, I'm very excited to hear this tape. Dave, you want to play that one? You want to take that from me? Let me put it right here.

What you got? Put it right there. I'll play this. Patrick R. Park. What are you playing? Patrick R. Pork. It's Park, but there's dots above the A's. Multiverse waveforms.

On frequency domain. Have we played frequency domain before? Oh yeah, big time. I can Google it. Do you need me to Google it? There's only 11 releases, so I didn't know. I'm fucking up. You're so stupid. The virus has got you.

My computer's got worms. He biffed it again. He got a virus. I know. Well, it's the virus. I gotta say, I don't see pink ink on black shells very frequently, but it's very nice. Well, look at that. There's not just pink on there.

There's white as well. Yeah, and you can tell they had to put down white first to get the pink to show up. Oh, they went over it twice. Yeah, you have to. God damn it, they nailed it. They nailed it. I mean, there's a little

registration error, you know, because I can see the white, but, you know. You got the key out. The key's a little off. Hold on. Joby, you're honestly going to try to say

you can see the details. No. While during those tapes, you said that they fucked up your eye thing and they put, like, the lenses in backwards. They put the lens in backwards

in the wrong eyes. You put them in backwards. So I can see the inside of my skull. They're concave. Too scary. Just sitting on top of your eye. And he just constantly is looking at his brain. Chopee, why do you have little satellite dishes?

Stacy said she can see a difference looking into my eyes. Too scary. After all these years. Aww. I asked the eye doctor and she said, yeah,

the eye doctor can tell from five feet away if someone's had cataract surgery. Because of their eyes. Can you tell a difference like looking in like the reflection on my pupil? Oh, it's all fucked up.

I don't know. Yeah. No, I can't tell anything. No. But this tape. This looks like eyeballs. The tape, it's a black up. I don't know. Yeah. No, I can't tell anything. But this tape... The tape, it's a black tape, and yeah, they printed these words on here in white, and you can really feel the ink on there,

the deposit. Well, there's multiple coats. It's multiple coats of ink on here. Looks good. Let's not even play the tape. Let's just play the ink. At this point. Alright, then do I get to play one? Yeah, I think that's how it's going to go. Oh, I got a text.

Okay, you want me to wait? It's a thumbs up. Have a good time. Joby, tell me if you can recognize this. Do you want me to put my glasses on or off? On. On. Is that going to matter?

Well, because if off, I don't know. You just held something white. It's a bar of soap. All right. You can take it. Oh, I can take it. Yeah, what is that? I don't know.

Open it up. It's a tape with a piece of paper wrapped around it. And it says, friends are flowers that never fade. And there's like a little flower. Oh, it's like a Hallmark card. It's a full, seems like it's a full, what is this? What is this? Yes, I'm going to play, what are you holding there?

A Joshua Battle tape? A little tape by a screamotionally hardcore band. We won't talk about that. Tape out? And they had a tape out. They were called Joshua Fit for Battle, and they were screaming. They called it scrams what

they did and they did it with screaming and the guitars were abrasive and dave i'm not gonna lie is this a boot it's not because i i have no memory of this being i've never seen dave spring to action it took him a while but he got there then he there. Yeah, I don't know what this is. I found this in that box of tapes where I found Liz's Boy Sets Fire demo. Yeah, because I have no memory of this being made. Yeah, I don't know. What songs are on it?

Like the first three or something like that? Songs one, two, and three. And you were the Screamo singer. singer i was so who we got in here we got we got me we got kevin hardy dan danny bogart oh wait should i not use their names do you not want me to use people's names what's the context in which i can use real people's names in this situation i will give you a pass i can i can real people's names. You may say all the names with one last name may be said. Okay. Let me take a seat.

John, F, Geoff, and Larry. You didn't do any last names. I said Kevin Hardy and Dan Bober. And then that's when I was like, can I say names? Yeah. So you did too. So I let you do one extra. Oh, all right.

Yeah, I have no memory of this tape ever being a thing. What was the last time you listened to any of this stuff? Oh, not in a long time. Now let me ask you, you did a lot of screaming back then. Did you get it all for your chest? I don't know. I'm still mad all the time. Yeah?

Yeah. Not as emotional, just more, I guess mad's still an emotion. Not a cryy one. I'm not crying. I'm just mad now. Are you crying on the end? Well, you're not crying because they put it in your eyeballs backwards. And now all the water goes to the inside.

You're sweating like a racer. Am I? No, you're not. I was going to say, I don't feel sweaty. It was a whole joke about how your tear ducts are working, right? Oh, my tear ducts, yeah. All right, so are we going to play these tapes? Yeah.

I really don't remember that tape. You don't remember this tape, do you? No. It's so weird. It's a stupid cover. It is a stupid cover. Who do you think, if you had to guess? I think that's a boot.

Who boot-liked it? I don't know. We never sold that. Go to Discogs. You got kicked out of the band, so how would you know? I didn't kick out. I don't know. We never sold that. Go to Discogs. You got kicked out of the band, so how would you know? I didn't kick out. I quit. I quit because they wanted Brian Louie and I wanted Mike P. Enough with the names.

No more. We're going to edit all that out. That's why I said Mike P. MP. From the shoplifters. Alright, Davey Boy, you ready to play these tapes you're rushing me all fucking night you snake I'm a man of the land, I'm a man of the land

I'm a man of the land, I'm a man of the land Thank you. I Thank you. I miss you, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili, Lili Asuswada dawab musangkai punalai kus Asuswada dawab musangkai punalai kus Thank you. is Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Heart of Jesus, in whom the Father is well pleased. Have mercy on us. Amen. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Heart of Jesus enriching all who invoke you. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Heart of Jesus, the life of holiness. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

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I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking Get it out, Joe. Get it out, buddy. Get it out, Joe. Get it out, buddy. Get it out of your system. Get it all out of your system, buddy.

What? All the emotions. All those emotions. We're back, Green. Sorry, I was just angsty. Well, how couldn't you be? It was the 90s. It was the 90s.

It was the 1990s, and you were in the Joshua Fiffer battle. You were recording this demo. Yeah. I don't know how many of these were made. I was big. You don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about it. But graphic design was somebody's passion.

Because Jesus H. Christ. The tape. What is this? Like, look at this little sticker on here. Yeah, why? You can't. It's so pixelated. You can't see what.

Yeah, it's like 80 DPI. And then the. That's as high as you could go back then. Oh, yeah. This was definitely done on a Commodore. And then the... The brown piece of paper with the holes cut out? It's like a paper bag that's been cut out to be the shell sticker.

And whoever had the dullest knife. Yeah. They were like, we need someone in the band, whoever has the dullest knife, cut the circles for the spools. And then who makes a black and white copier? Let me get a look at that thing. I didn't get it. Oh, the tape. Oh, the tape.

Here you go. You got a nice mag page address in there if you want to check them out on the web. Well, now that I didn't know that printed lyrics exist. Oh, yeah. So now the reunion can happen. Oh, I remember one of Larry's bands.

Larry, who also did vocals in this band. What are you using names for? I can do what I want. Oh, right, right, right. Sorry. I forgot. When one of Larry's bands after this was going on a little tour and I was tagging along as I was known to do.

A little tag along. It's hard to get rid of me. I'm like a virus. He got a virus. They just got like a batch of Joshua Fit for Battle LPs, like a reissue thing built to them. And I was reading all of Larry's lyrics, but like a

British accent, like making fun of him. I remember him saying, we haven't even left yet and I'm already mad at you. Yeah, that's about right. You set the tone. I like to set the... Yeah, don't make... I don't want people to think I'm going to be cool

once we get on the road. This is what's happening. I gotta be me. You gotta shine. And like, I don't know why you're still letting me go. Let's get out there. Well, I don't know if they let you. You just kind of were there.

You're like, I'm going. You gotta, yeah, you gotta look trailer. I'm in the back. You got a van. I'm coming.

Got my distro. It's gonna take up a lot of room. Me and my distro are gonna cape fear underneath the van. I'm gonna follow you everywhere. You're gonna carry it in and out from the show. I'm not gonna follow you everywhere. You're going to carry it in and out from the show.

I'm not going to help. We'll not be helping. Patrick R. Park, before that, Multiverse Waveforms, Frequency Domain, and then Abdallah Ag Umbadougou, I believe is the name. Umbadougou? Yeah. Sahel Sounds tape.

Umbadougou. Yeah, I think you're right. Nailed it. Nailed another one. I'm sure tape. Badugo. Yeah, I think you're right. Nailed it. Nailed another one. I'm sure you looked it up. All right, Dave. Oh, you know what? Why don't you guys, you know what?

You guys, it's the birthday. It's a happy time. What do you have left, Dave? I got two tapes here. I have two tapes, too. So what do you want me and Dave to do here? You want to do a block of four? Is that what you want us to do? Are you out, Mike? No, I have. No, too, so what do you want me and Dave to do here? You want to do a block of four? Is that what you want us to do?

Are you out, Mike? No, I have... No, I'm not out. No, I don't want you to do four. Why don't you each just do one? Yeah. And then you do your block, and then we do one more each? Hold on.

How many... There's two of you. Mm-hmm. So one of you do two, and the other one do one. Okay. Okay? But then you're doing a full block. That's a big're gonna finish with a full block no i'm gonna there's still be then we still go in because i yeah one tape left only dave or do you have two more tapes are you is this a subtle way to finagle more tapes? My boy, you got me. I got you.

You got me. Yeah, I have. Because you have four left over there. I see your pile. It's four. I only have two. Dave only has two. Go to Joe.

You son of a bitch. There are four over there. Why don't you just do a block by yourself? I am going to do a block by myself. But he only wants to do a block of three by himself. See what I'm saying? So then he still has a tape left. Then he only wants to do a block of three by himself. See what I'm saying? So here's what we're going to do. Then he still has a tank left.

Then he gets an extra one. And he gets an extra. God damn it. But the last... Mike, we shouldn't even be in this room together, right? I know. Really, I know. I want to get out of here.

I can see the droplets on the microphone. Well, I want to play my two together, because I think they kind of go together. So why don't you play your two and then Dave will play just one Okay Eight fucking years So just play my two And then that's it And then we'll come back to you

You just play your two Mike will play his four I hate to say it It was kinda cool Daddy chill Daddy chill Daddy chill Daddy chill

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We're looking very strongly at sinks and showers. Go to Joe. Three, oh, three. Bing, bing, bing. We're looking very strongly at sinks and showers. Three-oh-three-three-oh. Okay. So you have two that go together? No, I was just... That was just... That was a joke. That was classic Dave's truth.

Oh, my God. I was busting balls. You busted my balls straight up, man. Oh, shit. Why don't we do this? I'll play two right now. Eight fucking years Two

Yeah Just that Then you play three But then I have one more after those three But Dave has two And then you play And they go together And then you guys play

He plays the two and the three I thought you said they didn't go together What? No no I'm talking about my two tapes I can play with your third tape. With your third tape. Okay.

Fair enough. Technically your fourth tape, but we won't get into some of those. Yeah, we won't get into that. We won't get into any of that. So who's going right now? Me. These two. Go then.

Ready? Oh, okay. I didn't know you were ready. Two. Two. The Hellhole Store. What? You can't go there?

You didn't say, yeah. Too scary. You didn't say you were playing? You didn't say that. Too scary. Three the hard way. Too scary. Three the hard way? Three the hard way. Please warn me if you're going to say that. What, hell?

Or hole? Or store? That whole phrase. I think all of them on their own is fine, but if you put them together, it's very scary. The Hellhole Store. It's very scary. Already dead tapes. You know, they call it the New York Bodegas.

No, they're it in New York. Bodegas? I'm gonna play the first track on the B-side. Dave's just watching YouTube clips. Can you get it for me? It's by you. There you go. The Hellhole Sword. Threw the hard way on Already Dead. Already Dead number 310, correct?

Yeah. This is Darko the Super. I said that. And I Alive. Yes. But I Alive is spelled like, when you buy a knockoff speaker that they want to make you think Apple made it.

Oh, so they put the I in front? Yeah. The letter I? The letter I, like a small I. A small one, yeah. These people are from Philadelphia. Yeah, that's what I thought, right? Philly.

Yeah, the word Johns is in that J card. Dave, what's going on over there, man? The caption on this. That video. Five tool future dad. Restrained disappointment. Comfy clothes. Mild bemusement with unfortunate circumstances.

Practical haircut. And an all overall coffee sip as he finishes his point. But this track on the B-side is featuring another rapper I really enjoy, Open Mike Eagle. I don't know if you ever listened

to Open Mike Eagle. I like his style. I like that name because it's a pun. Open Mic Eagle? He's playing with words because you go to an open mic eagle. No, it's not like a Wheel of Fortune person. You love puns. Open mic when you go to an open mic.

Yeah, but what's the eagle part? Yeah, what's the eagle part though? You just throw a bird in to make it sound cool. Put a bird on. Yeah, you put a bird on. I get it. I get it. I'm cool.

It's an open mic, like an eagle that shows up to open mic night. Yeah. Open mic eagle. Anyway, I'm going to play that, and then I'm going to play. Or is it like open mic eagle? Open mic eagle. Is that the pun? Like open my eagle?

W-N-B-C. Then I'm going to play... Can I play this, Ted? I love that move. It's one of my favorites. Is it after midnight? Can we talk sexy stuff? We got 40 more minutes

and then I can talk about that stuff. You can say a few sexy things. He got a virus. It's not sexy. It's animals. It's 12 o'clock somewhere. Or is it after 10 when Skinamax starts? 12, right?

12. That's when the boobs come out? I have no clue. You know. I have no clue. I don't even know what you're talking about. Skinamax. What's that mean?

I'm going to play a track from this Nostrom Grocers tape. So I wanted to discuss my cake. On Ruby Yacht. Nostrom Grocers? Nostrom Grocers. My favorite story. These are on toilet paper. They do have toilet paper.

And this is the duo. Don't joke about that, because one day you're not going to have it. I know. I'll just use a rag. We're just going to sit here and be quiet. Yeah, why don't people just use a rag we're just gonna sit here and be quiet yeah why don't people just use a rag i don't know you wash it ancient romans used to use sticks sticks like with a towel at the end with a towel with a towel yeah so just towels so just towels but it was out the end of a stick why there's a stick it's right there like what do you really so you can really

get up in there. Oh, okay. Because I got it clean. Because you can only go... Yeah, because you only got so much time. You want to take care of... Did they have... They had water. They had running water.

You want to wipe the next one, too. They had the aqueducts, right? Mm-hmm. I want to get one of those... What are those toilet things that squirt your butt? A bidet. A bidet. Why don't we just get those?

I don't know why we just don't get those. Well, they probably have them in Italy, and look what's happening there. Oh, they do have them in Italy. Are they thorough, though? In Italy, are people freaking out about toilet paper? Oh, I don't know. I think that's just the United States.

No, it's been... All that cheese in Italy, they're probably all backed up. We've got... Right, so they don't need... So when it comes out, it's thick, hard as a rock. No. America's got some... No wipe.ica has some like you know i mean

some hardcore shitters yeah but it's definitely like mostly diarrhea yeah it's mostly diarrhea or like kind of you know american clay american toe heads take shit what's an american toe head there's these people standing in line buying all the toilet paper. Oh, that's a toe head? Yeah. Mike's saying we can't say that. A toe head?

We talk about toe heads all the time. We can't say toe head anymore. I can't use people's names. I shouldn't be touching my face so much. I know you just touched the shit out of your forehead. I know. I know.

And that's where they say you carry the most of it. Your forehead? Yeah. That's not sexy. I know. All right's where they say you carry the most of it. Your forehead? Yeah. That's not sexy. I know. All right, Nelson Grocers. That's Dave's favorite store.

Favorite store. This is the duo of Elucid and Milo. Okay. Milo actually doesn't go by that name anymore. Now his name is Rap Fiera. Oh. R.A. R.A.

Period. P. Period. Ferriera. R.A. Period. P. Period. Ferriera. Those letters stand for something? I think it's Rory Allen Phillip. Okay. That's cool.

Yeah. I think those are his initials. And what's this? Which happened to be rap. And he's a rapper. He must. Yeah. That must be like a guy who's a jazz man.

I mean, I can't believe it took him this long. He's been around for a while. It took him this long to be like, wait a minute. You think he found out or like he figured out or someone told him? No, figured. I don't know. Maybe someone told long. He's been around for a while. It took him this long to be like, wait a minute. You think he found out or he figured out or someone told him? I don't know. Maybe someone told him. Maybe they were smoking weed and he was like, yo, you know your initials are rap? And he's like, nah.

He's like, what? Nah. I'm changing my rap name. Okay. So that's why I'm going to play that tape. What's there? No cover on that? Just the slip?

No, this is a European tour edition of their record. Yeah. A European tour edition? Yeah. Well, well, well. That I got at a show. On Ruby Yacht. Again with...

That I probably shouldn't have opened it. It was in the cellophane. I think it's a hundred bucks on Discogs. Why? This Milo shit goes for money.

People love it. I'm hearing some loud screaming or something. Me too. Okay, let's play these tapes. Oh, I just didn't know if you were kids Let's figure it out while we play these tapes Is that all we're doing? Just those two?

Yeah Okay, then we got it Let's do it Thank you. Outro Music I don't watch C-SPAN, I'm more a TBS guy They call me Superfly, change the channel like When the kid from Hoosiers dies, or G-Baby in Hardball Bring them back together with a yes, yes, yo Mic check, one, two, hang me up front, yo Allow my cerebral cortex, send me through the portal vortex Soar next from Bob and Eli's

Just like that episode when the Green Goblin got shot Trying to find a job in America, Mike Hibben emcee hysteria Cheese, dance, and milk tricks Me and I live to the Ricky Bobby shake and bake Hopped up on Mountain Dew The wheelie make the ladies say, I did the pop, shove it, corkscrew The blonde dutch is a point out blue

Ikea dinner, my breed of beginners Hot dogs for breakfast, hot dogs for lunch From the corner, cylindrical triangle hat says Dutch. Fool me once and that'll be the last time. Living in fast times. Bring it back, come rewind. My sunshine drips from the greenest tree. Drift into the furniture.

The scenery, a couch potato ripping apart at the seams. Just remember that it's on your dreams. Stock up on chili, gotta fill you in, chill, chill. Stock up on chili, don't be selling the tip, gross. Just remember that it's on your dreams. Stock up until you tie your lumen on Melrose Stock up, empty your elbow in this elbow We don't give two big goddams First crush was a girl named Roxanne Second crush was me under the world's weight Last crush be the sex shell busting on your face I'm a go-getter, but I need a better rate

I face my fears like go-getter, right? Who you gonna call? Anyone but us Cause I took the hotline phone number off. No listening, no kidding, no easy paths, but no toast, children. I've rapped both rhymes, and already yet, I belong to a time that I made up in my head. You think you're impressed now? Keep all eyes on us. We evaporate the wackness of a track from Rap Bartlett. It's spelling booty MCs out to exits

An event of excellence you comfortably expect from us Stock up on Chili, down to Philly and show toes Stock up on Chili, don't be silly, you can't roast Stock up on Chili, Tiger Lily on Melrose Stock up on Chili, down to Philly and show toes Stock up on Chili, don't be silly, you can't roast I'm out. Blackness. And then you have a guideline, you know, between freedom and discipline, between rhythm and melody, between body and spirit, between mind and essence. Avocado prices going up, you can always find the greens in our one. Why come you act like we can't have nice things? Dirty digital for dirty money,shakes suffice, I might

Reach for light, lead it with my left We all we got, connect, sustain the block Any and every Malcolm X Make the world become flesh Wearing those flowers So-called God, blather about nation Building ad nauseum and never once mention Black women, fertile as a filling

With the world that we mirror Seeking to unlearned back to zero. My spirit body clad in Rumiada power. Wrestle not in the flesh. Breaking atoms out. Pacing my steps. I'm shedding shape and matter. Rapping into flowers.

Buckwheat and plant milk. Shadow hand skills. I'm just warming up. Rare feels. Came as a wave. Nostrum. Nostrum. Nostrum.

Nostrum. Nostrum, nostrum, nostrum. Nostrum. Nostrum. All right, brothers, it again. Where are those flowers? Flow art deco, ad nauseum. Sip Prosecco in the autumn. Howdy, missus, I feel rowdy like aloesius pugilistic nephew past curfew slurp me like tonkatsu receive blessings like achu

wearing those flowers it's a potluck lick i'm dr robotnik my foot on they neck get monotonous i like the culo gelatinous. Wrote this eating gelato with a goddess. You come across fluent with nonsense. Torturous, I eat jar. You can't barter with the owner operator. Keep it humming like a restaurant. Where are you going, Soze?

Jose Cozer with a unibrow. Jose Pozer with a unistyle. Kaiser Soze with a goofy smile. It's two and a foul. Nostrum Grocers be like, Ow. That's the way it goes. That's the way it goes.

That's the way it goes. When you're underground. When you're underground. when you're underground, when you're underground, when you're underground, when you're underground, when you're underground, when you're underground, it's hard not to do the family, it's hard not to do the family, wearing those flowers, Wearing no slipper Wearing no slipper Wearing no slipper Wearing no slipper I accessorize with scrap metals Out of barrel, ghetto fellow, leave him to hell alone

Scorch the kettle, dump off the settled bones First stone thrown, black Othello My man, my mellow, mighty cone Dulcet tone on spastic drum chop Tongue spun clockwise, young thot faster Pussycat killed, they feed the loot My city's a noose, runnin' out of room Smokin' by the tomb, holdin' on to a noose Triple fat goose for the element L-tip you like safety cone Clones approach but most won't shake the

throne Church cold train take me home Came around a long way, heard the horn say Interplanetary warning on my born day Split the cord, talk shit like I read the script before Score my flesh, Sun Yugi God for less I'm a hexbreaker for hire Death like my play cousin, slapbox flame and fire Back block life for a rap rock cypher Please raise your rifles and be sure Be sure Funky flow for the perpetrators, impersonators, perpetrators

If walk them off from circuit, basically How you always spit the synonym Grasp the dissonance Nuance the sentiment But yesterday, she'll be wild Gleaming on the ruby yacht when rudy pools routinely get rudely mocked rudy ooh is still what we scream in cops thieves kill they begging for refills on swag bags bogs earning mint off ass cap and act entitled to a ski mask

had to front like i ain't seen that celeste king turn a bean to a bean bag Celeste King turn a trap into a think tank Celeste King turn that vocab to a sweepstake funky flow for the perpetrators We'll see you next time. Well, no, I'm saying we did, just to include everybody. Joe, I've been doing this. I just want to include everybody. I've been doing this eight fucking years. What the fuck are you two talking about? Turns out we didn't play the take what I can get track. Well, I think you can explain why right now. Because on the back of the tape, there's two columns of tracks. And on the second column, which would traditionally be the B side,

that track is at the top. Yeah. Turns out that seems like that's the last track on the second column, which would traditionally be the B side, that track is at the top. Yeah. Turns out that's the, seems like that's the last track on the A side. Seems like they fucked up with, and we actually played the track stock up. It seems like, which I believe was about stocking up on Chili

from like a corner store. Corner store. So classic Tires Out mix up. I think it's an already dead mix-up. I think they've biffed it. Oh, wait a minute. Yes. They biffed.

They biffed the layout because you look on the back. It's a classic trackless biff. This is a classic trackless biff. Yeah. I feel better now. This is already dead tapes 310. You figure they have it. Yeah, get it right.

You know, I bet by 311 they had it down. Oh, 11. I love 311. Oh, my God. Can you believe that? They had it down. Oh, my God. Can you believe that? They had it down. Good one, Mike. Took you a little bit.

Joe still hasn't gotten it. I didn't get it. You'll get it later. On the drive home. On the drive home, you'll crack up. Is that a 311 truck? I think it's the only one. And then that Nostrom Grocer.

I wasn't into that Scott stuff. Were they Scott? No, they weren't. But I loved it. I'd still skank to it. I they Scott? No, they weren't, but I still skanked to it. They rapped, though, right? I think that Peanut did. I'll skank to something that's not Scott because I'll just picture the horn. In my head, I'm picturing the horn.

Yeah. I got some bad news for you, Joe Bay. What? Have I noticed some grocers? Yeah. Yeah. I got some bad news for you, Joe B. What? Have I noticed some grocers? Yeah. Why? I got some bad, bad news for you. Now, if you're looking on Discogs, there's this tape right here.

Yeah. And it's red tape. Yeah. And it has sold for $123.46. Yeah. It's a first present. It's a spicy meatball. Now, if you go to this other version,

this green version. The green one's no good? The green version's the poor person's version. It's never sold on Discogs. Not a single copy is sold on Discogs. I swear I saw someone selling it for $100. Not this one. Not the green one. Maybe they're trying to sell it, trying to trick somebody.

It's a lizard. They're trying to fool you. Say bye and hope somebody colorblind buys it. Think they got the good one. They got a piece of shit. We should probably tell people we played the red one. Oh, I played the red one.

We played the shit on that red one. What's kind of funny is it'd be so easy to boot all of this shit. Oh, yeah. All of these tapes that go for like $100. Yeah. How much would it cost to do a run of 50? What was that Macintosh like

A plus or whatever? Oh the like Vaporwave stuff? Yeah. Macintosh plus Dave Mundus Vaporwave. I could sell one of those. You can do that. Disappear off the internet right after I did it. I think Sal used to make boots of stuff and sell it. You're talking about... I can't say his name, sorry.

Don't say his last name. But what you're saying is true. Yeah. And what is botanical? Yeah, but I think that tape, that Macintosh Plus tape, has been bootlegged. Maybe the bootlegs are

even more valuable. Well, I would pay more for a boot. Well, if you have... i would pay more for a boot well if you had i would tell you like if you have a tape and you think it's a bootleg send it to me and i'll give it a look over i have uh i'll take out all my tools you got the algorithm we got wouldn't know we got a forensic lab i got a lab in the basement i check for bootlegs i wiped the i got a cotton like a little q-tip, and I'm rubbing the shell, and the ink's coming right off. I'm like, no way. No way.

Nowayduplication.ca did this imprinting. All right, Davey boy. Now is it my turn to do what you want to do? No, now you do what you want to do. You do all three of yours. I'm going to do a little block of a label from West Virginia called Crash Symbols. Oh, I like that label. A label that I believe I learned about this label because Dave played something early on.

I've been doing this podcast for eight fucking years. I play a lot of stuff. Dave's been playing Crash Symbols for a while now. I like Crash Symbols. I like them too. And they send us all the stuff all the time. Very nicely. They do this.

I got a cymbals. I like them too. And they send us all the stuff all the time. Very nicely. They do this. I got a German army tape. I got a Lang Lang tape and I got a plant lab tape. These all came out on the label over the past, like a few months. And I was trying to decide which one do I want to play? I want to play one of these. I want to rep crash cymbols on the birthday episode. This is thrilling.

We're all so excited over here. Everybody's happy. Dave's having a good time. I'm having a very good time. No one's bummed. We're doing a podcast. We're not tired or bummed or anything. It's almost midnight.

I feel great. Can't get on the Wi-Fi. No big deal. Please don't tell me please don't tell me the wifi is down if the wifi goes down that will be that'll be yeah

that's the signal what's the password I'm not gonna know it's too scary but these all came out over the past few months German Army Animals Remember Humans

tape that might be Donald Trump on the cover there, is it? No. You have it, don't you, Dave? No. It's an abstract art thing, but I think that's Donald Trump's profile.

Do what now? The German Army tape. Is that Donald Trump's profile on there? On the cover? Yeah. It's abstract, but it is there. It is him. Yeah.

Then there's that Plant Lab tape, which is a duo of Owen Whitcomb and Brennan Chambers. It's a self-titled tape, and I believe... I like this cover. It's very nice. I was going to say, I'm not even going to check. I know it's a tiny little Hammers cover. Oh, it has to be.

Yeah, I put it through all the tests, and it definitely is. And then the link... Yes. Yes. It is. Mike, it is. I looked. It says at the bottom, tiny art bites.

I actually don't need to check because I actually already know. I'm just letting you know. You might have to check, but I knew already. Well, for everybody else. Well, everyone is trusting me already. They heard me say- Well, they might not. And I'm a little bit of a-

Because you told a lie earlier. Well, I'm a little bit of a- What lie did I tell earlier? You told a lie about the whatchamacallit tape. The what tape? You know what tape I'm talking about. Everybody else knows what tape I'm talking about.

I know. I'm a bit of an authority on these things and people trust me. You're kind of just like a whack pack member. I'm just saying that the artwork for this tape is by Tiny Little Hammers because I already instinctively knew. It probably doesn't

even say it. I knew it too. I was just like you knew it because you read it. You knew it because you read it and I knew it because

but I was letting everybody else know. Eight fucking years is why I knew it. Eight fucking years is the reason why I knew it. You knew it because

you were like I better do some research. I better study up and figure this shit out. And I look at it and I'm like, look over Dave's shoulder like, eight fucking years I've been doing this. And he can't catch up.

It's got a green shell. So I'm just going to do a little commentary about what the tape looks like here. Because that's good radio. So it's got a green shell. What kind of green though? Because that's not your standard green. It's like a Slimer green. It's like a Slimer green. I it's got a green shell. What kind of green though? Because that's not your standard green. It's like a Slimer green.

It's like a Slimer green. I was going to say that too. I say Slimer green specifically because I think that's hip. Slimer because of Ghostbusters 2? Yeah. 3? Yeah. Because, you know, we like hip things.

I'm down with hip stuff. And then Lang Lang Interplay. I hate Lang Lang. Not the artist. The smell. Like it's an Interplay. I hate Lang Lang. Not the artist. The smell. Like, it's an essential oil. It's gross smell. What is that?

What is that? I don't know what it is. I don't know what Lang Lang is, but we have the essential oil at home, and it's gross smell. Oh, it's an essential oil? Yeah. I can't even describe it.

I don't know. It just sucks. But it's essential. You have to have it in your house. Well, there was like a whole... Yeah, it comes with the house. Yeah. When you closed, they were like, oh, there's one more thing.

There's one more thing. There's a huge bottle of Lang Lang in the basement. Lang Lang sounds like a slang, like a granny slang for your wiener. Clean your Lang Lang. Get your Lang Lang out of my face. Out of my face? What's it doing in your face?

I used to jump all over my grandma. Joe was adopted, so the rules are a little bit different. Catherine DeBard is the name of the person who does the Lang Lang project. And I was going to say that with the barrel of Lang Lang in your basement, when you were closing on the house,

you were like, oh, no big big deal i'll just get rid of it and the guy said no it's essential it has to stay there everybody's got one in their base that house runs on the oils that's what uh i don't know what lang lang is yeah that are everybody's got one of those barrels in their house Mine's under the sump pump Under the sump pump? So you got frankincense? It might be, I don't know Everybody's got a different essential oil It's a zoning thing

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I am the one I am the one I am the one I am alive Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do this. Thank you. Well, Mike, you finally did it. You did three all by yourself. You did a block all by yourself. Big boy. Like a big boy. Bing, bing, bing.

That might actually be the first time any of us in eight fucking years has ever even been able to pull that off I think I've been doing this for a little bit longer than you but there's not a chance what Dave's been doing it longer

there's not a chance a little bit longer there's not a chance well I've been doing we can verify that after the show well I actually already did

and I think I was the first one to ever play all three on the road German Army Lang Lang Plant Lab already did and i think i was the first one to ever play all three uh on their own german army lang lang plant lab crash symbols label all righty are you ready to end this thing right well i mean in more ways than one yeah yeah i just meant that well i guess we could figure out how to do it from home right i? I don't know how to do that. What are we going to do like that?

I already do it from home. Do it over Skype? Yeah, over Skype or something. Skype might, I don't know, might not be safe. No, there's got to be a law. Even if we go into complete lockdown, there's got to be some kind of podcast rule. Oh. They let you out to do your podcast.

Not in this Congress. No, even this Congress. Because everyone in Congress does a podcast now, too, I think. Everybody does a podcast. Not in this Congress. No, even this Congress, because everyone in Congress does a podcast now, too, I think. Everybody does a podcast, and they do like 10 at a time. Yeah, that's true. I think we should do that. I think we should just get together and record the entire season in one shot.

One weekend? One weekend. Let's just get together for the weekend and just bust it. Oh, maybe we'll do it when we go camping. We'll just do next. We'll just do a 24-hour. No, I'm not going to suggest that. I hate to tell you, Joe, but.

I want to get your hopes up, Mike. We're not podcasting. I hate to tell you this, but we're not going camping. You don't think we're going, huh? They're going to shut down 995. Plus, Dave's been putting cones all on it. Why do I? That's a good prank.

Yeah, he says they're doing work on it, but I said, you fucking liars. I see you putting the cones out. I like making the lanes go. I like making the lanes shift. It's fun. For no reason. There's a huge traffic. Ray Lane closed ahead. Sometimes I make two go into each other. He bottlenecks people.

The left and the right go to the middle one. He watches it all at home. It's a merge from both sides. From the traffic cams. From the traffic cams. Yeah, I got him. Look at that guy. I got him all laid out in sequence across my screen in little windows so I can watch it.

You know what he probably does, actually? I bet you, if I look, I bet you it's sexual. I bet you he puts out the cones to cause a traffic jam and then he circles back and he gets caught in the traffic and that's like his thing it's the only way he can get rock hard anymore is to get stuck in traffic

that's cool man whatever gets you going it doesn't hurt anyone else it's consensual but he's rerunning everyone there's nothing but fender benders that wasn't a pun It doesn't hurt anyone else. It's consensual. But he's rear-ending everyone. There's nothing but fender benders. That wasn't a pun.

These are all pseudo-sexual things. Well, when Dave's driving the car. Yeah. Sometimes I dress up like a flagger and just stand out there. Make him stop for a while. And then eventually I just turn the sign around and everybody's like, why did we stop? What was that for? And I'm like, have a good day!

Dave's got the stop and slow sign that says stop on both sides. So he's turning it around and just shrugging. I don't know. I guess we're here for the long haul. Gets on the walkie-talkie but you're not talking to anybody. I don't know. Sorry.

It's not a walkie-talkie. but you're not talking to anybody. You're like, I don't know. Sorry. It's not a walkie-talkie. It's a Game Boy. Meanwhile, there's like an obvious erection underneath his yellow jacket that he has to wear. What? What color jacket is it? It's like the reflective yellow vest. What a freak. What a freak. I like construction stuff. I mean, what

little boy doesn't? Dave's never been a little boy in his life. Love them. Bulldozers. Love a good dump truck. Flattening some concrete. Just a work site. Just a work site.

Steam rollers. Everything it takes. Just a work. You know? Yeah. It's hot. It's hot. You know what I like to do is I like to pretend I'm Mr. Magoo and walk around an open construction site.

And kind of like as the beams are going up, I'm walking off one onto another. Everybody does their own thing. Yeah, I mean, that's what makes the world go round. We can't all be the same and the same regular stuff. Come next week, we're not going to be able to have sex anymore. There's no way the government's going to let us do it. So we tickled the old ivories with a little steam. It's after way the government's going to let us do it. So we tickled

the old ivories with a little steam. It's after midnight, I think, so we can talk dirty. Liz already told me there was a ban on it. What, talking dirty? No, on sex. Oh, on sex. My wife told me the government called it off a week ago. Years ago. They called the house.

They personally called here. Personally, asking for you specifically, Mike. I was here. And Liz said, Mike's not here. Sorry, Mike's not here. Oh, what? We can't have sex?

Government person? We can't have sex? I went upstairs and I was like, why are my special underwear in the trash can? She said the government threw them away. They were here. They showed up. My special underwear. It was crazy. She said the government threw them away. They were here. They showed up.

It was crazy. The silky ones. Yeah, the silky ones. With the coin distributor thing. Yeah, sex is done. It's a lizard. All right, Dave. You got two tapes?

Yeah, I got two tapes. You got one. Thank you. I appreciate it. I got one. And mine is a message to just one listener. Oh. Are you going to say his name?

No, I'm not allowed. So I will do two. I'm going to do a tape on Unifactor. Two is the number that I shall be doing. Unifactor. Unifactor. Moonra. That's weird.

You don't play two, but Unifactor. That's one factor. That's funny. It is funny. God, that's funny. So, this is Moonra. God, that is funny. Musica and...

I'm not even going to try to say it. But anyway, Moon Ra. Musica, Indifferent... What are they doing with the capitalization on this? I don't know. It's what's throwing me off. Oh, you know what happened. Unifactor, they biffed this.

They had the caps lock on. Oh, they did it backwards. They tried to do the... Yep. And like halfway through it, it was like, oh shit, they're printed like that, aren't they? Well, they made these at Staples. By the time they figured it out,

they were like, fuck, if I go another minute, I'm going to max out my card. It's going to have to stay that way. It's going to have to stay that way. Yeah, it's stupid, but whatever. And then Paul submitted Calming Winds, right? Calming Winds. Thank you, Mike.

Yeah, Calming Winds. Very nice. And did we figure out what label this was on? Because I can't tell by the logo. I recognize that logo. I think, is it Muzan Editions? It might be. I don't know.

It comes with this thick stock little, it's like the size of a download code, but it's like a colorful little image of a deer maybe nibbling on a plant. Is there a download code on it? Do what now? It is Muzan Editions, by the way. Let me see the little insert thing.

It feels like it could be like a refrigerator magnet. It's so thick. Oh, it does. It's thick, but it's just a little thing. Is it a magnet? No, but it does. This is thick. But it's just a little thing. Wait, is it a magnet? No. But it could be. If you magnetize it. If you put a magnet on the back.

Oh, there it is. Moves down to additions. Yeah, it's on the inside of the spine. Yeah, it's a little deer just kind of chewing on some leaves. Yeah, it's nice, right? I like it. Yeah, I'd put that on my fridge if it would stick. I'd make that a sticker.

Yeah. I'd put it on a shirt. I'd put it on my wall. Put it on a wall. In the bathroom. Yeah. Why not put it on a shirt. I'd put it on my wall. Put it on a wall. In the bathroom. Yeah. Why not? All the way to the bathroom.

Kitchen. Yeah. Or a den. Den. Above the fireplace. I'd put it in the dining room. Coffee mug. No.

No. No. Yeah, that's stupid, Mike. All of our ideas were way better than that. I'd put it in the kitchen above the grinder. He got a virus. Coffee grinder. This whole tape was made with an iPhone and an iPad.

What? You believe that shit? No. They can do so many things now. The iPhone and the iPad? Yeah. What is this, just Angry Birds on here? No, I mean, they got the farm game.

Farmville. Yeah, the jewel one. The jewel. Yeah, the jewel one. The jewel. Yeah. Okay, so this is just him playing games on his phone or something? I think so. The candy one? Candy Crush? Yeah, Candy Crush the movie. They love it.

They love it. I love all those microtransactions. Ah, I love it. They're so fun. I'll pay a dollar to have to not have to wait 10 minutes. I don't want to have to wait 10 minutes. I want to play again now. I love it. They're so fun. I'll pay a dollar to have to not have to wait 10 minutes. I don't want to have to wait 10 minutes. I want to play again now. I need to play again now. Play my seeds and I want to see my watermelons come up right away. Listen. Listen. Listen.

What a fucked up thing that someone thought about to do that and then... It works. It works. It actually works. Hey man, you can't have sex anymore. Pay 10 cents. Get that watermelon up, man. I want to see what my crops do. Or tell your friend about the game.

Tell your friend about the game, you get the new Greenbird. Oh, really? Yeah, probably. That's a scam. I'm going to play the last tape on our birthday episode. It's a very special day. We're all having fun. Candles on the cake. Have a good time. We're all blowing out the candles and no one's worried about anything. We're all having fun. Candles on the cake. Have a good time. We're all blowing out the candles and no one's worried about anything.

Anything. Nothing at all. Maroon. I'm going to play a Merzbow track off of this comp. This double cassette comp. Are you sure we can play this? You're going to play Merzbow now? Here's the thing. I don't know if we can play this without permission.

We will get in trouble he has been known to get podcasts in trouble he blocked me on twitter and I just I just want to say I'm just going to play the tape Dave give me a little bit of a give me an effect

give me an effect on my vocals here what kind of effect? Just something to make me more serious. I just want to say... Please, Murr's bad. Please take me back. Please unblock me on Twitter. And if you're on Twitter,

please tweet at Merzbow. Ask him to unblock me. Weren't you making rude cartoons about him, though? You were making rude Merzbow cartoons? I made a few rude Merzbow cartoons, yeah. Yeah, I did. Pretty good. But this is like a box on RRR from like 1995.

Another 90s thing. Why didn't we could have coordinated the whole episode. We should have did a 15-year... 15-year, 8-year show. We've been talking so long about doing that 15-year, 8-year show. I can't believe we didn't do it.

All tapes from 8 years ago, but they're all from the 90s. Japanese Torture Comedy Hour, Masana. Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. go but they're all from the 90s um japanese torture comedy hour masada huh japanese torture is that from your vhs collection there daily this is from my skin and max wait i thought you didn't know what that was oops it is after midnight boys oh we can talk about that stuff now all right come on i'm not having sex anymore.

27. This is an evening of serious noise. 69. And I'm just going to go out with that. All right. That sounds good. And everything's cool. And I went everybody. I thought you said this was.

Oh, okay. Never mind. What were you going to say? Nothing. I thought you said. If anybody needs hand sanitizer. Never mind. What were you going to say? Nothing. I thought you said this was for one specific... If anybody needs hand sanitizer, I got it for like 10 bucks a shot. I thought you said this was for one specific listener, but you said one specific person. Just paid it out on me.

One specific person. Right, right, right. I'm sure he listens. You think he listens? I'm sure most people listen. Most people do listen. Yeah, most people do listen. Yeah.

Yeah, most people listen. I'm out somewhere and some people are like... I mean, we still have sponsors. Yeah. What is he doing outside that's what they say what is he doing outside to you how you they'll think that but sometimes people will say like what's your name and i'll say mike nice to meet you mike and i'll think like it's cute that they didn't bring up but like i know they know who i am oh yeah like they don't need to bring it up it's nice that they didn't need to i'll be in in the grocery store. I'll say something. You took the pic with them.

Heads will turn because they'll say, I recognize the voice. And somebody will be like, is it like a Pixar movie? And then I'll say something like, you know, like in the toilet. Two strips of bacon.

Yeah. And they'll be like, it's mine. We're looking very strongly at sinks and showers. Where's David? David around someplace? We're looking very strongly at them. How do you look at something strongly?

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