Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #155 | 4.20.20

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

Our 4/20 episode w. Grasshopper, Telecult Powers & Bob Bellerue, Mid-Air, Hair Police, Breathing Flowers, Danny Scott Lane, MISIU / Aros E-V, and Du$t

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some Kassim's. We're going to play some Kassim's. That's a big Bayshon-esque number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kassim's. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kassim's. 30 years later. We're going to play some Kassim's. Pretty damn scary.

Do you know what episode number it is? Does anyone know? Play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Is it really 155? 42? It's not 45.

47. Is it really 155? Because I'm about to go into this, this I need to know if it's true smoke weed everyday tabs out cassette podcast episode number 155 I was going to say it 155 I'm Mike

I'm Joe Dave man open up and we are here over the internet looking at each other on the computer screen like the stars We are lit up in big lights and big lights Mike and his gang the tabs out Joby's freezing like a motherfucker Joby. What's with your Wi-Fi man? You didn't what happened? You're freezing up, man You got gotta be careful with that really i know i can do about it

okay well we'll just have to go on without you if we don't want to but see you later joe see you later joe see ya dave by the way i usurped a lot of your sound clips oh i'm glad you were able to get them yeah i lost i can't believe i i haven't turned on my computer yet just computer yet to see if it works joe b you're the only one standing strong as far as let me take a mac let me think yeah i'm an apple man i'm on an apple now too and it's zooming it's doing all this stuff i i'm i'm doing everything on this thing you got an apple too i got an apple too i I got an Apple II. I got the Apple II. Apple IIe? I started getting a lot of my sound clips back, and

you can tell that they're, some of them are the same, but a little bit different. Like, the booing is like, the booing is kids, and now the duck, the duck's a baby now. I don't like that duck. You gotta get the old one back. I get angry just thinking about it makes me mad.

So we figured we had to do a 420 episode for those sticky, icky marijuana heads out there that love us, right? Oh, man. Dave's not here. You guys are wrecking your lungs. This is a respiratory disease. You got to be careful. I know.

This is the most dangerous 420, and there's been a few shady ones but this is probably you gotta keep them healthy this is probably the dangerous most dangerous one ever who wants to play some tapes then yeah let's play some tapes let's get into it let's play some tapes oh and i tweeted out our phone number so people can call and take the my I tweet at my phone number? I tweet at your phone number, your address, and pictures of your mom. I'm telling you, people are loving it. It's going viral. I love how my voice is the dominant voice

and we can hardly hear you sometimes. It really gives me a power that I've been craving for a long time. You can barely hear me? You cut out a lot of times, but then me, I come and the crowd goes wild. Smoke weed every day.

They love it. Alright, let's play. Dave, you want to pick the first tape? Guys, I'd like to hear what you think about drugs. Well, speaking of drugs, I got a tape. Oh, I hate drugs. I don't know if you boys can see.

Here, I'll put it in front of me. Oh, it's a mirror image. This is a tape that's a split with opponents in Grasshopper called Click Here to Try Drugs. It says that right on the cover. Did you try it? Did you click it? Yeah. Yeah, did you click it, Dave? Yeah, I'm fucked up.

Did it get you fucked up? Yeah. That's so cool that you can just click it I don't know if my weird fingers would work on it because I have the Sicilian arthritis and I haven't been able to click in a few months this is in a

one of those baggy you know the tour baggies why because you need something for tour and it's like a last minute thing yeah you're like oh shit they're one of these fucking stupid bags 2010 or 2011 i think i think somebody's calling already yeah i don't know how to answer it i went to voicemail i missed it oh you Oh, you know what? Do I have it on Do Not Disturb? I'm always doing that. Yeah, don't do that. I typically don't want to be disturbed. Oh, man.

I feel so bad for we finally got somebody to call and then I just didn't answer. The problem is I have to have so many windows open. Call them back. You want me to call them back? I can do that. Let me get out of settings here and give them a ring. Don't let me call in show or we call back.

Ain't no shame in that game. Here we go. I'll leave a message. Maybe we'll call you back. There we go. Can you hear? That's loud. You're actually calling me back.

Please leave your message. They didn't pick up. Well, in the meantime, let's try to play these tapes. Play the voicemail. I don't think they left one. Yes, I'm playing the Grasshopper side of it. That Grasshopper side. New York duo.

Grasshopper, Jesse DeRosa. You see what I did there? Josh Milrod. I see what you did. I can back this one up. I'll see that one. I'll see that Grasshopper opponent split. What's that from?

2010? 2010 or 2011, I think. Around that time. It's about a decade old then. Jeez, that's a decade old? It's crazy. Boris, you ever look at your hands? You ever look at the lines on your hands and just wonder like...

I was just doing that yesterday. You were just looking at them? I do, yeah. They got veins in them. COVID-19! Yeah, hands are super weird looking. Oh wait, I think somebody's calling. I'm going to get this one.

I don't know how to get it. Are you playing a game? No, you got to get it. I'm playing a game. It was the same number. Did you catch the phones? He's got a new gaming laptop. Listen, I don't know how to answer it.

Call him back again. This time I bet they'll answer. Yeah. I'll call them back. I'll call them back. They better answer this time. Is this the callback show

or what? Who keeps calling me? It's late. Who keeps calling me? It's late? Is this Harvey? Yeah. Harvey. Our only caller. I meant, did I do the wrong one? You're high all the time and I can't take it.

Harvey, how are you doing? How are you enjoying today? I'm enjoying it a lot. It's a beautiful day. Yeah. Hanging out with my dog. You caught that goddamn dog again, huh? You're not training it to attack Dave, are you? No, no, I'm not. I got the whole crew here. The whole crew. Oh, yeah. The whole crew's here. ahead and say hi. Oh, hey, Harvey. Harvey, it's dead air. I said say hi. I said hello. I was waiting for them to say hello back. He said hello. We got Joe and Dave.

The whole gang's here. It's 420, officially, right? Is it official? Yeah, they do it earlier and earlier every year. Oh, yeah. Harvey, I'm going to... You know what I'm going to do for you? What's that?

I'll do this for all the callers. I'm going to plug a tape you just put on. I'm going to have it playing in the background. Oh, wow. I'm fading in that sublime tape. You hear it? Oh, hell yeah. Let me ask you, who made the paper decision on these covers?

Little flimsy, Harv. Little flimsy. This isn't a stock. I normally prefer a heavier stock on this. Yeah, I would have preferred it too, but I took what I got. You just did a big biff on it, huh? You got to save the heavier stock for the doctors right now. That's true.

You need it. This is, yeah, normally I would like an N95 O-card. But, like, I understand. You gotta give it up. Yeah. Now, this is... Usually... What's up?

Usually what? Go ahead. I'm sorry. You can probably put that on your face, though, right? This as a mask? Yeah. I could probably... Can you still hear me if I'm using this?

Oh, yeah. You sound great. You sound better. Yeah. Oh, really? Too loud? Okay. It's a little bowl cake.

No, the design on this is sick. It's just black on the outside. Then you open it up to a surprise pop of, like, sea moss and pink. Ooh. I know. Gentlemen, take a look. Sea moss? Sea moss, huh?

I like that. Harvey, would you like to take the tape label or weed strain quiz? Yes, absolutely. All right, you ready? Number one, golden mist. Golden mist? Weed strain. Harvey says weed strain. Harvey, you are incorrect.

Golden mist is a tape label. Lavender Sweep. I'm going to have to ask you to be a lot quicker than this. Weed strain. Lavender Sweep, he says weed strain. And Harvey, you are incorrect again. Lavender Sweep is a tape label. It's like he's never heard of a tape label before.

Harvey, number three. The Golden Goat. That's got to be a weed strain. It has to be. It's got to be a weed strain. He's got his first one right. Thank God. I'm going to give you two more. American Damage.

Definitely a tape label. That was an easy one. I give everyone one easy one and the last one Harvey this is for the win I believe you're 2-2 is that correct blue hole blue hole

that's a tape label isn't it that's a tape label Harvey we're checking it is a tape label you did it oh my god you don't understand how excited I was to hang up on you and just be like I can't believe you got it.

Yeah, I can't believe I did either. Wait, is Bluehole out of Texas? Harvey, I'm not doing I'm not recording the episode playing your tape and doing research at the same time.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm going to fade out this fucking sublime tape now. That's the last time you'll ever hear it on my podcast. Which side were you playing? I'm not really sure. Probably the A side. That was the first time I ever pressed play on it. You know, let's fade it back up. What the hell?

What the fuck? You know, just fade it back up. Maybe we'll just play this for the rest of the show. So no one else has called yet? I thought for sure I was going to be the first one, but it was busy. Yeah, I'm a little confused when I pick up the phone. Well, Harvey, Dave's going to play

something from Grasshopper. I'm going to play something also on baked tapes. The Telecall Powers and Bob Bellarue tape Baked in the Kitchen. Oh, hell yeah. Because when you're a baked man, you know what that means.

You know what that means. You're high all the time and I can't take it. I don't even really smoke weed so I don't know if I'm gonna cut out for the episode honestly can't wait Harvey did you just say you don't really smoke weed

did you just say that on my 420 show Harvey my friend you're gone see ya telecom powers the new york another new york duo or they were a new york duo matt regula witch beam and then bob bellarue who i think he puts together like the end times fest or at least he used to back when people could gather in public places that we're we're doing that again now i see people getting their liberty back and going outside. Oh, yeah.

I don't know if you boys have been seeing that. Yeah, and the lockdown. Yeah. Give me my liberty, okay? This tape is another early bake tape. I'm trying to get the year here to give to you a little information. I don't know where I put any of it. Dave, what are you doing?

Are you doing a puzzle? No, no. Well, kind of. I'm putting batteries in this microphone. I'm trying to look at the microphone so maybe it'll sound a little bit better. That's funny how you said kind of. Putting these batteries in is a puzzle. That's a bit of a puzzle for me. There's no diagram,

so it was kind of a puzzle. We won't play these first. Joe, you want to get in on this? No, I'll wait. You want to wait? Yeah. All right. Here we go. A baked block. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ The Thank you. The The The The The so The The Thank you. The Thank you. so so I'm going to go ahead and turn the engine on. The The Thank you. The the

the the the the the the the the Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry. so so so Thank you. so I'm going to go ahead and get it off. I'm going to take a quick break. oh someone's calling oh pick it up hello you're on tabs out hi is this the uh tabs out podcast

that's what i just said i said hello you're you're on Tabs Out. Come on, smartass. Come on, get with it. Are you kidding? Who am I speaking to? My name's Elliot. Elliot, where are you calling from? Calling from Eugene, Oregon. Very cool. So what are you calling for today? I wanted

to play tape label or weed strain. Oh, then my friend, we are ready to go here. Are you strapped in? Should I be? Yeah, I will get strapped in. Unstrapped. You cannot be strapped in legally for game purpose.

It's all about insurance. Yeah, it's all lawyers up our ass. Don't get me started with the lawyers up my ass. The first one, I'm going to give you five here. The first one, slow with two O's. S-L-O-O-W. Tape label. You think it's a tape label. My friend, you are correct. It is a

tape label. Number two, bad cake. Sorry, can you repeat that? Bad cake. Weed strain. He says weed strain. The answer, I'm sorry, you're incorrect. Bad cake is a tape label. I'm sorry.

Number three, Kong burn waves. Kong burn waves? Yes. I want to say weed strain again. You want to say weed strain. He says weed strain. I'm sorry. Oh, no.

It is a tape label. Dave, was that the timer sound? Oh, is he out of time? Let's give him one more. One more. Okay. Okay. This one, I haven't been keeping track, but I think you're about even.

So let's say this is for the wind. Okay. I'm not going to give you that one. I'm going to give you a different one. Yeah, that's too easy is for the wind. I'm not going to give you that one. I'm going to give you a different one. Yeah, that's too easy. Dream Beaver. I love that song. That'd be really good either way.

I'm going to say tape label because I guess weed strain is a bad thing. Tape label. This is for the whole bag of beans. You are incorrect. Play the exciting music. No, it is a weed strain. It is a weed strain.

My sound clips aren't working here. There we go. Well, thanks for calling in. I'm sorry you did not win. Thanks for having me. Thank you for calling. Do you want to pick who plays the next tape? I don't know.

Say now. That's the one I was looking for. Dave! Dave! Dave! You got to hurry up because we're running out of time on Zoom. Who is it going to be? Hurry up.

I don't know Oh my god There's only three of us Now I hung up What a jackass What do you mean you can't pick? Me Mike

Well anyway Anyway Grasshopper Split with opponents from like a decade ago Mike. Mike. Well, anyway. Anyway, Grasshopper split with opponents from like a decade ago. Click here. I still hear those birds, Joe B. I still hear those goddamn birds. Those GD birds. I think that's his bong. Are you kidding me?

You can't use those anymore? COVID-19! And Telecom Power. Whatever that sound was is not the birds. COVID-19! And Teleco Power. Whatever that sound was is not the bird. COVID-19! And Teleco Power is with Bob Bellarue. And no one with the ability to... I'm stumping the chumps with my very good, very smart,

very thought-over, long-time, put a lot of work into it. Everybody's thinking I'm doing a good job. I can't believe you can still find new ones that... These are all from years past. These are all from years past. I did not come up with any. I didn't come up with any new ones. These are all old ones.

That's funny. Joe B., since that asshole couldn't think of one of us that he could pick. I'll go first, yeah. Dave! Go to Joe. I'll go first. Yeah. Dave. Yeah. Go to Joe. I'm going to play this.

Three. Oh, three, three. Tape loops, tape by mid air. Tape loops. Oh,

it's called tape loops. Yeah. It's called tape loops, designs, lab tests, revisions, and an intro to cassette jockey. A toilet bowl cake?

Hold on. Read all that again one by one. Give me one by one. Designs. Okay. I get that one. Toilet bowl to flushes. Okay.

The plus sign. The plus sign. Lab test. Lab test. So these are tape loops. These are tape loops. Hold on. Let me say something too.

I hate to say it. Well, I'm trying to give you more information. I hate drugs. The next plus sign is smaller. Getting up a little bit. Being high. What did you say? What does that mean?

The next plus sign is smaller and up a little bit. Yeah, what does that mean in math? Is that different? I don't know. Or is that an aesthetic choice? I'm trying to give you the whole picture, and you just won't let me fucking talk. You boy break your power! It says 100%

I'm surprised he's not trying to take it out of your hand right now. Let me see it. It says 100% bootleg on the back of this. 100% bootleg. That's the label. Because I'm not playing the goddamn bootleg. Not now. This is a bootleg on the back of this. 100% bootleg. That's the label. Because I'm not playing the goddamn bootleg. Not now. This is a bootleg.

It's 100% bootleg cassette tape company. Too scary. This is a bootleg. Oh, my God. Are we going to do this? Okay. Okay, we'll do it. We'll do it.

It's really cool. It's a really cool design. It's a very important piece. These are all the tape loops that were used in the construction of this tape. I learned a lot. Very cool. Yeah, it looks very nice. All the tapes inside in the J card.

And I like the color of the shell. What color is that? It looks a little bit different on my camera. It's like, what color is that? That's like, um, it's like, it looks a little bit different on my camera. It's a little more green on my camera. No, I'll take,

no, I'm taking Pash. Pash. Yep. I would say it's like, I would say it's boring gray. It's boring gray, but it's perfect. It's like,

it's like whatever, every, if there's a old monitor, an old, like it was a white monitor, but it's been yellowing over the years, like an old big cube of a monitor,

then that's the color of it now. Do they all get yellow or is that just like cigarettes? The ones I touched got yellow. All the ones I touched, I can't figure it out. Let me take a seat. You guys should check out this label.

This dude, Midair. All the tapes look like look like super killer well you know what's funny is i'm holding the tape right here because it also came i got it and another one came and what did what was it called it was because i noticed this one it's not very weed for 420 for all of our sticky icky weed heads out there no i think they're gonna get the stickiest fucking icky weed heads out there. No, I already heard this. Thinking they're going to get the stickiest, fucking ickiest shit from us, and then what is this? But the other tape I made to air has a name, Imaginary Dust, and sometimes dust is on the sticky, icky weed. I guess I didn't play the game.

I just played some tapes. Smoke weed every day. Yeah, Joby is not doing a theme. That's cool, man.oby is not doing a theme that's cool man your whole thing could be you got so high on that the stickiest stuff and you forgot to do a theme and it's like oh my god

I like to hear what you think about drugs yeah and then I'm pulling stuff out that I like and then I record stuff oh so I'm going shelf by shelf I like, and then I record stuff. Oh. All right. So I'm going shelf by shelf right back there, like up from the bottom. Well, I'm going to play one with you. Up from the bottom?

That's not confusing? Why would that be confusing? I got a system here. You start top. Well, I mean, you read it like English. You want to kick the flush? Top, bottom, left, right. I'm doing the opposite You're on the metric system

Yeah I want to hear more about this system That'll take two more episodes Okay well bonus episode Patreon only PayPal me what you think is fair Which is a good amount PayPal me 420 it's funny once And hear my system

Try for more Alright I'm going to play a tape too Stop hate on me for 20. It's funny once. And hear my system. Try for more. All right, I'm going to play a tape, too. You know what I'm going to play? A little blast from the moderate past. Hair Police tape. Hair Police beyond Leech Pit. So there's Leech Pit, and this goes somewhat of a distance past it.

We don't know how much. How is this related to weed? Because sometimes sticky, icky weed has those hairs on it, Dave. Oh, see? He doesn't know it. You don't smoke the stickiest ickiest. He just made some shit up. Yeah, he made some shit up.

What are you talking about? Smoke weed every day. Your hair was in the toilet water. This was on Fuck It Tapes Fuck It Tapes from New York 2005 or so I'm telling you it's an all star cast Hair Police What do I have on Fuck It Tapes

That I played recently Figure it out Dave and tell me Come back with the info. Yeah, I got something on my shelf. Oh, I know what it is. Now, go ahead and talk about this. Well, I'm trying to look up who was in... Hold up, go on and say it.

I'm going to say it. Hold on. Okay, hair police. Here we go. Let's get the lineup. Oh, I know what it is. It's that J-900. Shut up. I'm doing a thing. hair police here we go let's get the line up shut up I'm doing a thing ladies and gentlemen please welcome

from I forget Kentucky maybe hair police featuring I forget. Kentucky, maybe. Air police. Thanks for answering. Travis Tremaine. Robert Brady. And Mike Connery.

It sounds like the podcast just died. What happened? The podcast just died? It sounds like the podcast just died. What happened? The podcast just died? It sounds like the podcast just died. I don't know what that was. Oh, don't worry. It was gold. It was really good.

It was good. It was really funny. I keep forgetting that you can see me, too. But this hair, please tape. You know, because like I said, Sticky Icky sometimes have those hairs on them, Dave. And you would know that if, if you were a true sticky, icky head,

Dave, do you want to get into this block or do you want to, you want to wait for the, yeah, you do. Yeah. I was just going to say, um,

I had, or I still have, uh, Jenna Hunter tape on fuck it tapes. It's a double, double cassette. It's really good, but I lost one of the two tapes a long time

ago oh no how'd you do that and i really missed that other tape it was actually the better tape of the two so wait did you lose the tape or was it like an unlabeled tape and it fell out and it got mixed it was i mean the one tape come clean come clean is an unlabeled white tape and I think the other one was an unlabeled black tape. And yeah, so who the hell knows? A total bullcake? Who knows? Sometimes, like, I have what label was it? I want to say it was Matt Reese's label

that dude who did Teeth Collection. He had that label called, help me out here, Factotum. Right? Factotum. It was all the tapes, they were all c20s everyone they were all black shells because you know he bought like 500 black c20s and that's what it was and one day they all fell off the shelf and they all got mixed up together and i

yeah i said fuck it they're all going back in random places i don't care if it's the right date i'm never gonna know know anyway. Who cares? Who cares? There's more important things. There's so many more important things to worry about. So what are you going to play, Dave? I'll play this

speaking of like we're talking about things from a while back. I'll play this Breathing Flowers tape that came out on sonic meditations uh magical order the seven sacred planets whose label is that again justin right yeah yeah i think this label was actually actually active up until last year, but then he had a really bad accident where he cut off two of his fingers with a table saw. Oh, no.

Oh, shit. Which two? I don't know. We'll never know. It'd be crazy if they were on different hands. I think he got them reattached, but I don't know if he's like playing again oh no that's that's horrible to hear yeah yeah it's crazy um and i i went to the the website and it says like you know

sonic meditations 2009 to 2019 so i don't know if it's related that he's stuck the label or what's going on but hope he's doing okay i get angry angry just thinking about it. It makes me mad. If Tony Iommi can do it, he can fucking do it. Yeah, Django Reinhardt, you know? Yeah, come on. Cry me a river. Yeah. You're just playing drone anyway. Yeah.

The guy from Def Leppard lost five fingers and his hand and up to the elbow and maybe a little bit more. And they still kill it if you're doing it stop it get some we're all kidding sorry for your loss i'm kidding dave's not kidding and joe b goes back and forth yeah yeah so i was just gonna play a couple cuts off the a side of this. Well, who is this? I think I'm pretty sure this is McGinley Jones, who is some dude. This is a bootleg.

I thought it was an alias for Justin Wright, but he's just a dude that sometimes plays on Expo 70 records. Are you Dr. Jinkatanga? I think he has a couple of projects. This is one of them. I don't know if he did like more than like one release under this name. Okay. I think I might have played it on the like early, like one of the like early Tabs Out episodes,

like when I mean early, like the first like 10 or 15 maybe. All right. You promise you won't laugh at me if i tell you something all right let's play these three © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Make me more right Make me more right I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool Make me fly Will you Make me fly so so Thank you. so so I'm sorry. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 um Thank you. Thank you. I'm just sitting in the middle of my life.

I'm just sitting in I can do it. I'm going to try to get a little bit more city to go with my life. Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and turn around. Thank you. so um © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. We're dealing with babies, okay? We're going to take care of those babies. Have you ever kidnapped a baby? Don't worry about that baby. I love babies. I gently tell a woman that I love her baby.

I love babies. I love babies. I love babies. Believe me. I love babies. I love babies. I hear that baby crying. I like to let the baby cry.

I love to hear babies cry a little bit. It's fine. It's not a baby. Dave, man. Dave, man. Open up. All right. baby cry i love to hear babies but it's fine dave dave man i believe man open up all right when he says i like to hear babies cry a little bit i get angry just thinking about it makes me mad midair that tape loops tape a hair please a hair please beyond leech pit and then davey boy what tape did you play I played the breathing flowers tape the seven sacred planets on sonic meditations

files done nice well I hate when no one calls I hate it I hate when they don't call even when this time I even gave him a thing Joe's like you gotta give him a thing to do so hey yeah exactly don't just have him call.

Did you put it on Twitter? Yeah, of course I did. It's the first place I put it. I put all my favorite stuff there. Do you want me to call? You want to have Stacy call? Do you want me to call my grandfather and have him call? Yes.

Yes. Oh, when Dave was grabbing the drink, I thought he was grabbing his telephone. No, I'm not going to do that. That would have been pretty good, though. My family doesn't know I do this. No, mine neither. Yeah, right.

Your grandfather Googles all the time. My cousin does a beer podcast, though. My grandfather emails me about it every time there's a new episode. Oh, yeah? How is it? I don't know how a podcast works. A theater podcast? No, a beer podcast. A beer history podcast.

Oh, a beer. History of beer. That's cool. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. He works in a museum. He's, like, into histories. A beer museum? No.

I was thinking about getting into history. Not worth it. There's a lot there's a lot there there's a lot that's the thing that was there's too much that's the thing is there can be too much well that's why i don't know where to start i don't know where to start so i haven't too scary do clone do like uh do like boring colonial history like Taliesin guy does on YouTube. I don't know why I can't stop watching that guy. He does like scrambled eggs recipes from the 1800s.

Oh, that sounds pretty good. Using like 1800s material? Yeah, he'll get like a cast iron pot or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a wood stove or something? In a fire. He'll put it in a fire. Oh, okay.

I've had like a pound of butter in the last 30 days. Because they didn't know about nutrition. Yeah. Tastes good. It's pretty good. It's a good show. I'll check it out. I like good content. It's that guy that reminded me of Matt Regula. I sent you.

Remember that guy? He wears like the Regula. I sent you. Oh, right. That guy wears like the tri-corner hats or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell is even that? Who's got a tape? B, you got a tape? Well, I do. You want me to go?

Yeah, man, go for it. I'm going to play this Danny danny scott lane on um moongliff is this a memory record this doesn't even seem like another weed one for it seems like you're way off moon moongliff's uh uh strain is it is it really i gotta change i gotta update the quiz i just i got that one wrong my b. I really biffed on this quiz. I learned a lot. I got to change that. This came out last year, right? 2019?

Look at that layout. Noonglyph just crushes it. When they open up Photoshop and they set out to do a J card, they say, listen, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do all the tricks. I'm going to put in all the tricks and it's gonna be so nice there's a picture on the back

and i'm not exactly sure it's just a picture of different kinds of microphones and then it says microphones it just says the word microphones right there that's the caption for the picture oh okay that's or that's the artist maybe the artist is microphones this just has nothing to do with that picture oh there is a space it's microphones okay that's what i thought it's somebody's name it's your brain just read it as microphones because it saw the picture. Yeah. What the hell? Who cares?

Good guy. All right. Oh, boy. You set this up with a prank or joke. Whoa, look at that. Look at that imprint. Is that imprinting or is that a sticker? There's one sticker and then imprinting here.

Side A. That's nice. More and more lately, you've been seeing that. Next media. I love it. Everybody's talking. Everyone's coming up. More and more lately you've been saying that I love it people come up to me on the streets they grab me by the shoulder and I say social distancing first get away from me here Dave if you want the download code

you can't do that that's illegal you can screenshot it but it's backwards so you have to flip it it's like DaVinci code I don't know why you guys think it's backwards it's not backwards when we see it. Wow, Zoom will save the screenshot right to my Dropbox.

Oh, nice. Right now, it's backwards for me. Yeah, it's backwards for you. You can change that, though. I don't know how mirrors work. I'm going to play a tape with this, too. I want to do... I'm going to do this guy. this too. I want to do... I'm going to do this guy.

This actually came... This is a post... COVID-19! tape that came in the mail. Take it out of the case because it's too much shine. Okay, let me take it out of the case. It's on a label that I believe, Dave,

you like it a lot. Really loud. Take it away from the mic. Alright, nice. Shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. Smoke weed every day. Kudiji. Kudiji tapes. Oh, I miss Kudiji. Kudiji. I don't because they're still sending me

tapes. And here they are. And when the tapes come in the mail, sometimes it's the only piece of mail for my entire block is a package of tapes. And it's like, this didn't need to happen. Well, you know, the post office is hurting right now.

Give them something to deliver. Yeah, they need something to do, actually. Now that I think about it, they're looking for shit to do. I've seen a lot of people down at the post office just sweeping the floors, doing busy work. Why are you going to the post office? just to make sure that they're you know my tax dollars

pays for them so I'm just going to make sure I'm getting my money's worth make sure they're working that's not true make sure they're working um Mishu and Eros E-V is how you apparently are going to say it right now.

Okay. I think it's a split. Maybe it's... You can't really tell right away if it's a split or a collaboration or something. They don't make it clear. And with these experimental labels, you're already putting out shit that's already not very accessible. Don't make it harder. Don't make it harder. Don't make it harder to get into your shit.

You know, I understand. You want to be weird. You want to freak people out. But, like, not to the point where I'm confused, but the tape is called Plant, which is, as we all know, that sticky icky is a plant. Oh, now you came back around.

Yeah, I came back around around there's this drawing on the cover of people and they have plants for heads and there's like what do they call that what do they call that a callback what plants for heads yeah plant for that's a callback it comes back around like in comedy on stand-up um they have plans for heads yeah and then that's how you end the bit and they're doing busy work on the conveyor belt here. And I think I'll play a little bit something from both sides, just so I get it right. Because I don't know who's who.

Because also it just says track one, track two, track three, track four, but there's no Nate. Actually, you know what? On the shell, there's one on one side, one on the other. This is a split. That's a clue. That's a clue. You're on to something.

This is something's going on here, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it. But yeah, I'm going to play some from both sides. Mishu, I think, is the one, and I think Eros EV is the other one. But it's something like that if you google all that stuff you'll figure something out

don't click the first link never that's always an ad you don't want to do that Davey boy you want to grab another one uh no I'm good. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. um um © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Come on. I'm going to go to the other side. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. The The End The The so Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. we got like eight minutes oh no no we just played um danny scott lane danny scott lane

uh memory tape was it called memory tape it's called memory record memory record but it's about you got the tape version but i have the tape version good for you good for you i'm playing the second cut on the b side i don don't think I said that. You played that. What? I played the second track on the B side. Yeah. Oh, what do you think? Come on.

We can break the illusion. Never. I will never. This epidemic. I will never break it. Are you kidding me? What do you think that they, that we're mailing them to you? Queued up.

And then you're playing them I would like to think we all have copies no we don't have to press play at the same time I press play on the deck and you all hear it and yes our dumbest listeners get off on that kind of shit I can play tapes from here

we probably all could you can share the audio from like yeah you can play tapes how would I put my... Did you hear that? No. No. You can't hear that? No.

I heard the stop button. I heard the shit out of that stop button. It sounded good, Dave. That's a good stop button. Are you sharing your computer's audio? Yeah. No. No, sorry.

Sorry, big guy. It's a huge fail. Anyway, this track's called bubble year it was called that you already played it oh it was called that yeah come on man the illusion don't forget the fucking illusion i keep telling you these assholes love it they always they say man must be a blast over there you guys hanging out. I'm like, yeah, huge fun time. Everyone's... Alright, I'm also running low on battery. You guys out of tapes? Yeah, I'm done.

I'm gonna end it with two then. Maybe I'll just end it with this one. Let's go out with this one tape, just because it was sitting here. It's so apropos. Maybe I shouldn't. It's so good. Dust. The name of the project is Dust, because sometimes you put that dust that it is a must

sometimes angel dust that is you know the stuff i'm talking about and you put it on there and the name of the tape is human virus oh it's too topical because it's i told you what does that sound someone's calling mike someone's calling. That was Dave. I know. No one would ever call. I'm just trying to get him excited. I just want to say that it's fucked up.

That fucking makes me so mad that I joke a lot on this podcast and we act like we have a really good time but it does make me so fucking mad that nobody calls that oh somebody's calling Mike someone's calling

I'm trying to use that phone I can't believe stop rubbing it in my face I'm going to play this dust tape except the s and dust is a dollar sign so there's an s with a line going through it and it's it came out on shadow trash tape group and it did that like i want to say like i don't know a few years ago it wasn't 2020 and it wasn't maybe wasn't even 2019 but it was maybe like a 2018 or that kind of area go to joe and um i just saw this one and i thought it's gotta be the one i

play and look at these assholes in the cover you see what they got for heads it's a draw oops sorry i feel like you're turning this into this theme into something else. It's like people with animal heads. What are you talking about? Oh, because I didn't even think about that. That's not even like a duck head for a head. That's a whole duck for a head. Right, it's not a duck head.

It's got the feet dangling off the front, too, and everything. It's a whole duck. It's a whole duck. Yeah. Do you think that the duck yeah probably shits so the duck has to shit and the person has to shit that's a lot of shit you're you're getting gross mike um i'm not the one i'm not the one making the artwork here i'm not the one doing it

stop pranking me nobody's calling nobody's calling alright are we done? yeah boys unless you guys got anything anything at all to say to me how much you love me or anything like that

go ahead this is the time to say it smoke weed everyday you don't want to say anything Dave Do you want to say anything to me? File's done. Good night. Love you guys. Bye. Goodbye. Are you an animal? I want to change a man.

I'm an animal. Are you an animal? I'm going to get you. The rest of the aircraft are in the same plane. The first of them is a little bit more impressive than the others. How much did it cost? The safety of the couple was a bit more expensive. The space pilot, we all know, was very much like a single-minded human. There's just one way to expose this situation. It's to fall out of the bed and get down to the floor and fall on the floor. It takes place on the ground. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You got a case of the humans!

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