Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #156 | 5.15.20

Episode Date: May 15, 2020

Alleypisser, Aalbers, Ernia, Chaltandr, Dan Dlugosielski, J Hamilton Isaacs, Huelga, and Wicked Piss.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. That's a good label, too. We're gonna play some tapes. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

We're gonna play some tapes. It's scary. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. We're gonna play some tapes. That's a big, big shot. I have no clue. We're gonna play some tapesassim's. We're gonna play some Kassim's. That's a big Bayshonic number. I have no clue. We're gonna play some Kassim's.

They hear me like. We're gonna play some Kassim's. They're like years later. Pretty damn scary. Yeah, I know. Everything's fine. We're gonna play some Kassim's. All right, play the goddamn tape.

Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Yeah. Does anyone know what episode number it is? No. Can someone check? Yeah, give me a sec. 162? I think it's 1577 i think it's lower than that three 156

so close tabs out cassette podcast episode number 156 i am mike where Where's David? David around someplace? I'm John. John Pyle. John Pyle. Back. You were back, John Pyle. Back in the house. For those who don't know, John Pyle was a comrade of Tabs Out early on,

an early supporter. He got a little too cool for us, got into a little bit of the harsher crowd, some of the cooler kids. He got into drugs and disappeared. And there was a bonus episode. We went through the mail, played a few tapes on your label, Beyond the Ruins,

and all of a sudden you went back in. You want a piece of the pie. You know, yeah, I want a piece of the in. You want a piece of the pie. You know, yeah, I want a piece of the pile. You want a piece of the... Yeah, once you get a piece of the pile, you stick around for a while. How come... God, that was disgusting. Too scary.

How come you were so nice and clean, Dorian? Too scary. Set up, and now you're just blowing shit at... Now you're doing... Now he's in character. These are all... He's in character, yeah. I'm on the show. He's in character, yeah. I'm on the show.

He's a method actor. Well, if he was method, he would have been in character for a long time, Dave. He doesn't understand how it works, method actor. Oh, okay. Either way, episode 156, we're here. We are back. There's four of us. We're

hanging out. It hasn't been this crew in probably quite some time. We did our anniversary show back in March. John, I asked you to come. You didn't. I was already social distancing then. You're screaming. You're giving me good material.

This is all excellent content. All the jokes are landing. I was already social distancing. Do you want to give me a clean one and I'll edit it in? Give me a clean one. I was already social distancing. That was good. You were an early adopter of social distancing.

Yeah. But you have goth in your blood. Yeah. I know. It doesn't matter what I'm wearing. I'm still goth. Too mean. Okay. Well, either way. I don't really know what's going on. blood yeah you're gone now it doesn't matter what i'm wearing i'm still got too mean okay well either way i don't really miss going out if i'm being honest like i don't really miss it dave you're wearing a mask right now is your wife making you wear a mask i'd like to go to

do what mike is your wife where making you wear this mask no this is my choice i make her wear the mask i make the distinction i would expect something weird like this from John Pyle. He's one of the harsher guys in the experimental scenes. You know, it's funny. He does some of the weirder things. You don't remember this, but probably. But that last Final Friday I played when we like we collab during your set. I wore a mask then and I was like, you know, this is sick.

I'm going to wear the surgical mask whenever we play. Oh, wow. collab during your set i wore a mask then and i was like you know this is sick i'm gonna wear the surgical mask whenever we play oh wow go on now everybody's doing it now everybody's doing it yeah now everyone's doing it i hate it i'm not into it so are you not doing this trend open america i imagine john pile a guy like you, you have a black latex mask. No, I have a bandana. I just want to dip my hands directly in the

bulk bins again. Why can't I fucking do that? You've been kicked out of too many stores, Dave. You've got to stop. Alright, well, you fellows. John, you haven't been here in a while. Do you want to play a tape? Do you want to start it off? Yeah, I do do you want to play you haven't been here in a while you want to play a tape you want to start it off yeah i do i want to play a tape i'm not you know

i'm not a fragile man i'll let you do that on my podcast well that's very nice i let dave and joe do it all the time i have a tape by uh the the the project is called alley pisser oh jesus christ actually oh jesus christ i knew he was going to come with something like this actually all all my tapes uh this this uh episode are by alley pisser alley pisser you say yeah from now defunct project from Denmark by Michael Robo is the guy. And it's all just, it's like tape loops and, and very sparse, like tape loop kind of stuff,

but it's super good. And like, I hadn't listened to this tape in like so long. I found it in a box in my basement and I've been listening to this stuff nonstop during quarantine. It's really cool. It's not a bootleg. It's not a bootleg.

It's in a bag. This is a bootleg. Inside, like an envelope inside a bag. Check it out. What is it? This is a... Lots of levels. Just like a plain black five screw.

Ooh. Wow, they didn Ooh. No label. Didn't cut corners there. A little business card. What's that, a baseball card? Yeah. Some of those are worth a lot of money. Check your basements.

Baby Ruth. They should put button sticks and bubble gum in that tapes. Yo, that would be so sick. Why not? The Garbage Pail Kids bubble gum in that tapes. Yeah, that would be so sick. Why not? Why aren't they? The Garbage Pail Kids bubble gum was so good. Excellent idea, Dave. Excellent idea.

It's so bright and vivid. There should be a label. They should be putting bubble gum. Sticks of bubble gum. You know, I bet you like a gay hippie vampire, that label, or like a... What's the one from Florida that you get all the pogs and shit thrown in? Oh, um...

It's like infinite... There's the one from Baltimore that's Illuminated Paths. Illuminated Paths, that's what I'm thinking about, where you get like ALF cards and shit like that. I got like a Marvel Jean Grey Dark Phoenix card. Or like a coupon to like a local like chinese restaurant what was that um japanese label back in the day that did similar stuff there would always be a ton of little stickers they did like grind seven inches i don't know

i can't maybe it'll come to me i don't feel like anything i ever got from them when you open it up there was just a pile of like stuff just falls out yeah don't put too much stuff you don't know. I feel like anything I ever got from them, when you open it up, there was just a pile of like. Stuff just falls out. Yeah, don't put too much stuff. You don't need to put too much in there. No one wants all the stuff that's inside. Where do you get all that? I don't know. Whenever I get something that has like.

You know who used to send a bunch of stuff? RRR. Every time I've ordered from them, I've gotten like baseball cards and like all kinds of stuff like that. And I'm always like, I should save this. But then like, I don't. The actual store they used to pack it. They used to like the bag that they put the shit that you bought in. They used to scoop French fries into like directly. this before but i received a package from heath moreland um who runs fag tapes and it was in a pizza box and the pizza box still had like cheese like um on the box and then it had the date on the outside on the delivery sticker it was from like 10 days before like he literally used the pizza box then put the tapes in i'm all for that i like the planet recycle everything i love the

planet joe drives a prius for christ's sake i'm a prius man he's out on the road on a prius just you can't stop him sometimes so you're playing alley pisser we'll get we'll get to it later why the mean rude name why it needs to be like why not something nice alley pisser what is like what is with them what is with them what do you find what do you find mean about either one of those words it's just it's just crude it's crude he actually i just want to say he actually changed the name of the project because let me guess what it is subway comer no no i think in dutch there's a mistranslation. Where is he from? Denmark.

Denmark. Danish. Danish. I think in Danish it means something different. Like the donut? Like the sweet treat? It's like when you drop a... Yeah, you know... It's like hide and seek.

Yeah, it just means hide and seek in English. No, he changed the name to something completely innocuous after a while. It was like cracked voices, but in Danish after a while. Which is probably super scary. It might be similar to Alley Pisser.

It sounds really scary. I can't even pronounce it because it would scare you guys. I'm in my basement, John. No, thank you. No, thank you too scary no thank you half hours yeah yeah and then when it gets dark window no no nighttime no nighttime stories dave i told you stop looking out that window you're gonna spook yourself all right dave you go what tape you want to you want to play a tape with john pile oh yeah i'll play a tape'll play a tape. Let's do me, you, and John Pyle, and then leave Joe out.

Because he was the last one to show up to our Zoom meeting. It was supposed to be 8 o'clock. Punctual Pyle was here early. Yeah. I logged in just to open up the shop. He was already in here. He was waiting outside with his shirt buttoned up, holding his briefcase full of tapes.

Like, hey boss. You're not God or my father or my boss. Dave, what do you got big guy? I've got this Albers, I think is how you pronounce it, tape on Specious. It's the background. It's my background right now.

Oh, I see what you did there. Good. You guys remember that label Akuhu? It's the background. It's my background right now. Oh, I see what you did there. You guys remember that label, Charles Barabas? Yes. You know how they had the spine that wrapped around a separate little card that went on the front? It's not the same product.

This label does a similar thing except they go maybe like is that a cut out? they do like double the length that is nice you know what's crazy Dave you know what's crazy can I blow your friggin mind off like you'll never

recover from it I was gonna bring up Lockahoo just from you showing it to me just from it. I was going to bring up La Cajou just from you showing it to me. Just from not, like I didn't even. Wow. You blew my brain. That's crazy. I can't believe it.

We were on the same wavelength. Yeah, man. La Cajou. Exactly. Exactly. But do you see this? This is really nice. Well, it's Mirror Image,

but it has like the artist's name and the tape title here. But when you pull it out, it has like all of the. It's not Mirror Image, but it has the artist's name and the tape title here, but when you pull it out, it has all of the... It's not Mirror Image for us, though. Let's not go over this again. Please do not go over this again. Yeah, it goes back to normal.

I can't be just anybody. It makes me mad. No, that is nice. That's the outer J card. And then the inner J card, the inside of the inner J card has that oh daddy chill I like that one

pretty good people are still figuring out new ways to do this these freaks are constantly figuring out new ways for the J cards I really like the artist in the title on that little thing that sticks out that's super cool this is a group from spain correct barcelona barcelona barcelona barcelona diego max and matthias

very nice well hold on mike i might i might uh i might cut you off you want to cut me off you want to cut me hold on the tape hold on you come hold on wait i said wait and so you will wait so you will wait till you wait so you wait you come for the king you better kill me joe you better not wound me because i'm not done yeah you wait you got something from spain i got something from spain i don't think I got shit from Spain. Hold on, let me look. International block. Hold on, let me look at my shit. It doesn't have to be from Spain.

See if it's from another country. Yeah. You boys need some knobs? I got a drawer full of knobs. Knobs out. You're such a knob. Knobs out.com. That's my side piece, don't you?

You guys don't go to that. You don't want to see that. These are my side piece. You guys don't go to that. You don't want to see that. These are my favorite ones. All right, Joby, if you got something, then you go. No one wants to see the knobs. Put the knobs away, big guy. You like the white ones? Oh, yeah.

I like the black ones with the silver. Yeah, they're cream. They're cream. They're not white. I'm going to play this hernia tape. Like a hernia. Without the H. Yeah.

Like Burton hernia. Hey, Burt. Like Burton hernia. Hey, Burt. On already dead tapes. Hernia already dead. God damn it. How many tapes do they have now?

I feel like last time I looked it was 300, but it's got to be 500 gonna be 500 by now well this is 303 but this is from a while ago this is 303 but it's from like no it's from last year it's from march of 2019 but still okay that's a lot yeah that's a lot oh my god a lot of shit that's a lot when i was going through trying to figure out what to play for tonight i was just looking at spines with either old English or metal logos. That's a good policy. I wouldn't call it a policy, John Pyle. I found a lot of crap. You suck!

I went strictly for metal logos. And this is your classic sort of symmetrical, scratchy. John Pyle, you're into black metal logos and this is your classic you know sort of symmetrical uh scratchy john paul what would you what would you you're into black metal logos yeah you know it says it's more it's more of a death metal death all right okay sorry i didn't mean to get so close john paul you're blowing you're blowing your load all over here sorry we only have so much volume on this this is a behringer i got a little i got there got a little worked up. I showed him a metal logo. From here, it looks like a metal logo but in the friend's font.

I can kind of see what you're saying, though. Maybe like that letter. What are they called again? Hernia. Like a hernia without the H. We're going with Ernia. It's like an edgier comic. Like a hernia without Bert. We're going with either a hernia

without age or like Bert and Ernia. But to be honest, I'm going to say, Joe, I'm sorry. I think Bert and Ernia got a bigger laugh when I said that. See, I've been making puppets too, guys. You like this? This is my little puppet. What is that, Dave? That's a piece of wood.

What is that? Well, it's a character. Oh, poor Dave has lost his mind. Poor Dave has lost his mind. I knew he'd be the first. Alright, so I guess I'll sit this one out and maybe I'll do two strips of bacon when we come back.

Alright, let's go into this. Feels good to do a power move like that. Block Mike. Thank you. Thank you. so so so so yes I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. so so wow so so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I wish this was the day All of the bitch Be out of this year We'll be right back. I'm not sick I'm the only one that's never been So I'm trying to find a way

I need a cause You said there was a cause And I was bound to Go to hell Go to hell Be lost I know The truth is in the air

The smoke It was my decision Yeah The sun's not in the sun Yes, we've been Alive Yeah, yeah You You You

You You You You You You You Yeah. I'm out. No! You're a jerk! You're a loafer! You're a jerk! I only know what's in your mirror

that's gold! They are the God! First. Allie Pisser was first. You don't get to talk. Oh, I guess you can talk now. I can talk. I'll allow it. Oh, come on. All right. Do I get to play a few tapes now? A few? A few? Oh, come on, fellas.

A few is more than two. A few is three to four. Too scary. No, a few. Let me play a few. Come on on i'll let you do a couple billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and he wants to be he wants to be the boss. You know, he can do it. Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions.

All right. Can I play a few? Let me play. For the listeners out there, Dave just lit a candle and put it in front of of his face it was one of the scariest things I've ever seen in my entire life I get angry just thinking about it makes me mad um can you guys hear the sound clips yeah we can hear the sound clips

come on you are reacting at all is this how everyone acts when they listen what do you mean laugh hysterically every time reacting at all. Is this how everyone acts when they listen? What do you mean laugh hysterically every time? A most moderate of just a

recognition. Well, it's hard on Zoom because then I'm going to cut the sample out. I'm going to cut it out because then I'm laughing. I'm going to play a tape. All right. You're going to play. Oh, you're going to take off all your clothes. What do you got on, Dave?

Just some sweats. Some comfy pants? It's like a plaid. Comfy pants. I got a work fleece on. Oh, what do you got? It looks like wrapped in toilet paper or something. This tape came.

Save that. This tape. I know. You're going to need this. This tape came, and it comes packaged in a mesh bag, like a little baggie, just a thin. Oh, okay. Joby, you would. Like a cheesecloth?

Put some dice in there? Yeah, it's like a cheesecloth. It would drive you insane, the texture of it. Oh, really? You wouldn't be able to. Thank God you're not here I want you here so bad because I want because I need your

I miss your touch it's just the scent of my boys when we do this but thank god you aren't here to touch this cheesecloth type packaging because it would drive you insane like a loose gauze oh my god yes and that's just scary just thinking about that because of the mummy.

I'm going to write that down for a band name. That is good. Loose gauze. Yeah. Loose gauze is good. Is it, is it lose like L O U S? Like the person's name is Lou.

Ooh, I don't know now. No, it's like Lou's, like you're losing something, but it's pronounced loose, like it's not tight. And what about gauze? Do we attempt to do anything with gauze, or do we just move on? No, gauze is straight up. So anyway, the packaging that it came in, the envelope,

was soaking wet, covered in mud. Like they ran over it with the mail truck or something. Wow. So the tape inside of this was like adhered to the mesh. I had to like let it dry out and it was coming out. It was all crackly. But also the problem is the tape is covered in like you know the textured spray paint that bullshit

does it even play? unfortunately it does what's wrong with that spray paint? are you kidding me John Pyle? is it like the chondritic is it like the chondritic? Is it like the chondritic spray paint? Don't cut me off.

Don't cut me off. I swear to God. Just show me that tape again. Look at it. Take a look at it. It's textured. It looks good. Yeah, it looks fine. It feels cool. I don't want these little granules in my tape deck.

I'm an audiophile, for Christ's sake. Oh, okay. I'm an audiophile. The only kind of file you are. Come on. Billions and billions and billions and billions. Anyway, it's got that on it. It's got another sticker on the other side that's reflective.

Oh, I like that. It makes like a rainbow, right? Yeah. It's a double rainbow all the way. That guy just died. I know, man. I'm paying tribute. I'm paying tribute. Triple rainbow.

I'm paying tribute, alright? Let's all take a moment to pay tribute. Oh! Wow! But anyway, this tape Let's all take a moment to pay tribute. Oh, wow! But anyway, this tape is... I think it's... Shalander? C-H-A-L-T-A-N-D-R.

The way you pronounce it is you say it twice, two different ways, and you're kind of reluctant to settle on both of those pronunciations. That's how you pronounce it. Okay. Schultander. Numbers is the name of the tape. It's a self-release tape.

It's just a bunch of nonsense on it. Remember when you were into number stations, Dave? Number stations are still crazy. Are you still into them? We haven't figured that out. We still, we got to figure out what the hell is going on. We have got to figure it out.

What's going on? Where's David? Where's David? Where's David? All right. I'm going to play something. I'm going to play something off this tape. At risk of ruining my deck with granules.

With its dirty granules in my deck. Oh, I hate when there's dirty granules. Listen, put the granules on the Noralco. Keep them isolated from the shell. I'll even go this far. I'll even go this far, Dave. Don't put them on the Noralco either. Just stop spray painting

everything. What was that? It's something.tv. Sun something.tv. Hold on. It's up on my shelf. Alright. In the liquor cabinet? Whoa.

That was really cool. He went into his virtual background of a liquor cabinet. Dave, it looked like you went into the liquor cabinet. It was amazing, man. It was so cool. But you got small. And you grabbed something out of it we should probably be recording this this is very good bonus footage this could very easily go viral

dave i swear this old uh sun uh dot tv double tape that came out on shattered trash tape proof yeah speaking of like little granules and stuff, they painted the inside of these shells with some kind of mineral-based dye. It's so bright and vivid. Liquid. Hey, you got some chuckles.

That was a big one. That was the one I was looking for. That's what I was looking for. And you know what? That's why I do it. That's why I do it. Dave, you were saying about the granules. Yeah. Point being, this tape is, I think, well beyond its expiration date.

And it's still pretty fine. You don't know what long-term damage it's doing. You have no clue deep in the system. We don't know what long-term damage it's doing You have no clue Deep in the system We don't know what long-term damage Deep in the parts It's a good jazz tape though

You guys are looking for some good Is it hot or cold jazz? Or cool? It's like a Sun Ra type jazz You know I was gonna We've been thinking about doing some um some stay inside the car sort of like sightseeing and i just watched the uh sunra documentary again and i

oh nice the first time i watched it i fell asleep halfway through but they say uh the address of the of the house in morgantown. Oh, okay. Nice. John Pyle, are you anywhere near Morgantown? I actually have no idea where Morgantown is. I want to look it up right now so I can check it out. You're probably closer than I am.

Morgantown or Germantown? I thought it was Morgantown. But this other website that I'm looking at says it's Germantown. Can I play another tape now? Oh, you want to play another one? All right. I'll allow it. I'll allow it.

I'm not going to try to pronounce the name. Dan D. Dan D. Who runs Moon Mist. Not Dan Deacon. No. You want to try again? You want to try to pronounce the name. Dan D. Dan D. who runs Moon Mist. Not Dan Deacon. No. You want to try again? You want to try someone else? Well, he runs Moon Mist, so it's not Dan Deacon. No.

And it used to do Excitebike, very many other projects. Dan Duggan something? Keep going. I'm not even trying at this point. Can you see this? I'm holding it up. Can you just hold it still? No I can't do it

I'm doing my best Douglowski It's called Solo Horn And it's on sound holes Solo Horn Solo Horn I like a good horn Yeah just one though

This is just one. This is... What is so dirty about that to you, Dave? You put on a dirty face. Especially with this liquor cabinet behind you. You look like a pervert. You look like an old pervert. Yeah.

I've legit looked over my shoulder from my dog at least four or five times when you first put that on I didn't realize it was a background I was like oh you got some drinks in there you're not going to drink them you gotcha

but yeah this just came out on sound holes I'm going to play those two and John would you like to play I know you have some more of the rude ones just came out on sound holes um i'm gonna play those two i'm gonna play those two and and john would you like to play i know you have some more of the rude ones i know you have some more of a little of uh rude ones certain variety i'm not playing any ska music no you don't twist my word you asshole come on don't do that yeah so sure i I'll play another one. I've played a track off this comp before and you guys gave me

a hard time about it. Sounds about right. What was the hard time? I think because there's a picture of a I don't want to say it, but a male penis. Too sexual.

We don't let Dave look at that. We don't let Dave... Don't show it again. Come on. What's that say? What's that say underneath? Does it say Europe? Yeah.

Is that like a Duchamp sculpture? We don't let Dave look at those. It's just a penis. It's the posh isolation comp. Oh, posh. Okay. Yeah, it's the posh isolation comp poured out Starboard Home.

Do you remember what you played on this last time you played it? Yeah, I uh the opening track by vied sedgel finger no no you know he didn't play language he didn't play fuck finger that episode he did play fuck finger on another episode there's there's no project called fuck finger but i will start one if you guys really want i don't mean to slow your roll but whatever light you have on in the background behind you is lining up perfectly with the it's just the back it's just the back of the planet it's just the background it's just the planet wow it's like glowing i'm just in the universe look at that glow. I'm out here in the universe. I work for NASA.

Wow, look at that glow. You guys haven't seen Jump High without the background. It's a sad, weird basement with one light bulb hanging down. I saw it. And then you have the electrical box in the background and the wooden stairs that go up.

It looks like a place where a dude in his late 30s does noise. It's an official basement of noise. Yeah. But what are you playing this time? More of this alley pisser? Another alley pisser track. You love this alley pisser stuff, man. Yeah.

It's so good. I can't stop listening to it. I'm not going to stop you. It's called good I can't stop listening to it I'm not going to stop you It's called Flugged And you should just play the track It's good It's tight Let's do that And this is what from like 2012?

Yeah about What was Addicts from? That's from like 2010 That's like 10 years old. Playing some throwback jams today. Some burners from the past. You're just digging into the memory bag, aren't you, John Pyle? Yeah.

No mailbag for me to go through. I've just been listening to Spotify. You're steering clear of the mail, right? You're a hands-off guy. No mail review. You're a hands-off guy. You no mail no mail review yeah you're a hands-off guy you canceled your mail altogether yeah no mail yeah are you guys getting way less junk mail no i'm getting so much junk mail really but i don't want any more mail till we reopen america and make

america open again there's some days where i get nothing nothing when usually I get a stack the mail doesn't stop bud I still get so much junk mail I would say everything's my junk mail has been on level on par packages have begun to go down right

yeah Dave you want to chime in about your mail buddy my mail's been you don't have to Dave, you want to chime in about your mail, buddy? My mail has been You don't have to No, it's been pretty light I think it's important to buy some stamps and stuff

for your postal workers I didn't want to go on a political thing here, Dave I didn't want a political This isn't the Joe Rogan experience. Jesus Christ, Dave. You're like the Unabomber over there.

Where's David? David around someplace? Thank you. Thank you. 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get back to you.... 100 100 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 I love you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021... so © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. so I'm going to go ahead and get the camera. so Thank you. so so so so so so Thank you. so so so so Thank you. Have you not seen Arnold Schwarzenegger's videos during this? No.

No. He's got a mini pony and a mini donkey named Whiskey and Lulu that are his pets. And it's just him being like, we are staying home with Whiskey and Lulu. Whiskey likes carrots. Restaurants are off the table. We are staying home we are being any it's like encouraging social social distancing by hanging out with his uh his mini pony his uh mini donkey well we don't all have mini ponies or mini donkeys we don't but i'm staying at home with my exotic pets just like everybody else i don't but i just i just pretend my cats i just

pretend my cats are in minipones. Dave's got a flamingo behind him. I see it right now. I see that flamingo behind him. He's got a dog. I see. Shaltander. Numbers, a self-release tape, I believe.

And Dan D. Solo Horn on SoundHoles, a little jazz. SoundHoles number 83. With that minimum artwork from them that's always so nice with just the black and the white. You've got to see it to believe it. And then

what kind of pissy guy did you play? Pay on me! It was Allie Pisser from what? The Poured Out Starboard Home compilation. Yeah. On Posh Isolation. What is this?

Episode 156, did we decide? 156, yep. John Pyle, I got to ask you. It's been just bugging me all night. I'm sorry, but I just got to ask. What were you doing the night of the anniversary show that you couldn't do it? Social distancing. What were you doing? night of the anniversary show that you couldn't do it? Social distancing.

What were you doing? Let it go. What the fuck were you doing? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know I should just drop it. No, no, no. I just can't drop it. I'm sorry. What night was that? What was the date? The night was March.

March 14th, right? I'm not sure. That's when I started social distancing. Actually, it was the next day. Oh, it was actually, you're not joking, are you? It was very close to social. It was March 14th. It was March 14th.

And I remember, so I was like, I shouldn't do it. And it was funny because I went out the night before and I went to dinner with Emily. And I remember like. To a sexy restaurant. No, normal restaurant. Normal restaurant, not a sex restaurant. And I got shamed for going out to eat. But I had already been like, oh, I'm not going to go out.

But I was planning on social distancing. He got a virus. So, yeah. I was really social distancing. It wasn't a fake thing made up for me to not uh come outside all right whatever i don't take it i don't take it it was that close to shit blowing up it was the night before yeah you know how brave really yeah yeah you know how brave we were doing that episode how big boys we were heroes we were heroes that was the last one that we did are you

kidding me in person that was probably the last podcast anyone recorded in person Dave That's the last time it worked Someone update the Wikipedia page for podcasts The last podcast to be recorded in person Safely Was Tabs Out Anniversary episode

150 something 151 maybe? 47? No episode 150 something 151 maybe 47 no go to joe 303 all right well let's play some tapes who wants to go john do you want to you want to start this one or do you want to end this one you want to be right in the middle all mixed up like a pervert i'll start it i'll start it sure so i got one more an alpha male i knew he'd say he wants something. Yeah, I'm the Joe Biden of the show. He's trying to big dog us. Another alley pisser.

He's got to do another one. Tape. The last one I'll play tonight. A triple. This is the pile, the patented pile triple pisser isn't it yeah once you once you get a piece of the pile you're gonna stick around for a while you already said that in the beginning this is i did well i did don't worry don't worry it's good it's so good yeah it's a yeah you're gonna want to yeah you're gonna want to say that a few times this is some posh isolation so it's some nice

nice paper nothing too fancy it's kind of an ivory color I don't know if you can see in front of me I kind of have a grasp on what that might look like even if I couldn't say it everything in here is Danish so I can't read it

tape no screws plain shell so I can't read it. Tape. No screws. Let's play in shell. And it looks like an old school bathroom floor. Looks nice, man. This is some hotness from like 2013.

And you set this up with a prank or joke. Nice. Very cool. Is this I hate to say because it's so rude and mean but the alley piss her um does alley piss her does that person run posh isolation no no he uh i forget he does he hasn't yeah i think he has a label but a bunch of his other stuff has been on

um on throne heap okay so who does projects but he does a bunch of stuff on throne heap so who's this person running posh posh isolation then who's that some some danish dudes another day danish dudes they just do techno now it's like almost all the labels all techno yeah it sucks it's like that's part of the virus i think is the techno bug is part of the fire they just do techno now. All the labels are all techno. It sucks. That's part of the virus, I think, is the techno bug is part of the virus. I got the techno antibodies. Yeah.

No more techno. Wait, real quick. Can we talk about something real quick before we move on? On a podcast for white guys? Yeah, I think we have time to talk about that. Yeah, we can say whatever. So I just want to give a little shout out to one of my,

my co-hosts or, you know, associates, Jamie Orlando and Jamie, just because an album has a different cover. A tape has a different cover. Oh, here we go.

It's not a different edition. It's just the same tape with a different color cover paper you don't need to make another edition for it to go on Discogs it's insane for years and also for your little comment thank you Dave wait wait wait

thank you Dave thank you because Dave was an early adopter of this I think we need to take a moment to appreciate him because Dave was an early adopter of this. I think we need to take a moment to appreciate him. All right, go on. What else were you saying? You know, I just,

if it's a different color piece of paper, it's not a different edition. It's just, it's the same thing. It's just a different piece of paper. You don't even make a separate Discogs release for it. That's all. Well, he's very serious. It's a same thing. It's just a different piece of paper. You don't even make a separate Discogs release for it. That's all. He's very serious. It's a serious piece. Jamie Orlando actually has read all the bylaws for

Discogs, so I'd have to probably have to side with him on whatever this is about. He does have the laws printed in triplets. I will not come back to the show if you guys side with him on this one. Alright, I'll pick you over, Jamie.

Should we vote right now? Joe, who do you pick? Jamie or John Pyle? Oh, John Pyle. What about you, Joe? I'm not picking. I plead the sixth. What?

You can't plead that one? Joe, you gotta plead the 69th. You gotta plead the 69th. You gotta plead the 69. You gotta, big guy. Please. You're breaking up. Gotta go. Alright. Dave, what tape are you playing?

I'm gonna play... I'll play this... I'm gonna play this Jay Hamilton Isaacs take on Ingrown Records is that your background what's that is that your background

yeah that's my background that looks like one of the symbols from the movie Stargate yeah it kind of has a Fieldhams vibe it looks like you could walk into it right now, Dave, like a Stargate. Can you walk, try to walk into it? You want me to try? Yeah, try to see what happens. I'm so scared.

Oh, I hope Dave... Oh my god, he's disappearing. He disappeared into the J card. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. Dave. Where's David?

David around somewhere? Oh, he's back. Where's David? Where's David? Where's David? Oh, my God. That was amazing. I've never seen anything.

Dave, that was some special effects. Nothing like that ever before. That was some really cool effects. Nothing like that has ever been done before. I think that that artwork was made by Ben Zoller who does obsolete staircase i don't really know how many if it's just one staircase or if it's more than one i wish i could show you guys the inside of the j part but it's just too detailed i don't think it's going to show up on the camera i'd love to see you walk into that too artwork definitely has a tiny little hammers vibe to it yeah it's beautiful yeah it's very nice um i think

uh mr ryan uh mccallister uh i always want to call him ryan mccallister how do you say it masteller masteller masteller masteller that writes for the uh i've only seen his name in print um i think you wrote about i think you wrote about this excuse me excuse me excuse me he wrote about this batch uh we played you guys remember that oriana tape a pair in the wind yeah oh yeah yeah it was in that same batch and he wrote about the whole batch that was that came out uh late late last year that sounds extremely yeah that sounds extremely on brand so like i'm not i'm gonna dave normally i'd fact check you i'm gonna let you slide man that sounds believable that's a that's a really nice uh white

imprinting on the blue shell too it really pops oh wow that does pop that looks good that is yeah very nice oh that looks very nice i like that it reminds me of those adidas uh shell toes that people used to wear that were like white with like the baby stripes yeah yeah it reminds me of those all right then joe b were huge i had them in eighth grade yeah they were cool i never had them giant jeans were only the shell top like the yeah only the toe only that little little rubber toe piece stuck out yeah did you wait who who who went that style who had that style joe b raising your hand john pile i didn't know yeah i couldn't pull off any cool style well dave with the with the

length of the jeans you need it like they were just like not made they'd be so big well i'm all torso it would be fine i just can't pull it off uh all right i was mixed things i had like a tommy hillbilliger shirt and airwalks what you can't mix whoa you can't i was i was ahead of the curve you could now you were yeah you were you were was ahead of the curve. You could now. Yeah, you were definitely ahead of the curve. Yeah. Pick a side. Yeah, Dave was a trend picker. Dave was a trendsetter.

Dave was setting trends. Alright, JoeBabe. Alright. What do you got? I'm gonna play. Let's see here. Helga? Helga? What?

How do you think you say it? I haven't even begun to guess. Helga. Helga. H-U-E-L-G-A. Helga. Welga. I think Welga.

Welga. Welga. Welga. Helga. Welga, I think you say. Yes. What's squeaking? I don't know.

That was the J-Card opening. The J-Card? Wait, that was the J-Card? The Norelco. I was going to say, man, you got something going on with your HVAC. If your J-Cards are opening up like that, yeah. It really creaked when it opened. You got to take care of that.

Do you think they make a tiny little WD-40 for Noroco cases? Of course they do. Do you think National Audio Company could get on that? A tiny little can with a tiny little straw? You stick it in the little notches of the Noroco case? Give them a squirt?

They gotta innovate themselves out of this hole. Yeah. Mike Finesca. All instruments performed by. Okay. Oh, yeah, this was the one I was looking at earlier, right? On band campus as an addition of one. Yeah, that can't be true.

I got it. And you got it out of all the people. Out of all the people, you got it. How proud you must be. Now, what about this logo? Because it's more of like a Gorguts type logo, right? Or Metallica. Metallica with the fangs pointed inwards.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot you were doing all metal logos and stuff. Well, not all. This is just two tapes. It's two tapes, but that's what I chose. My criteria was metal logos. Well, first it was Old English and then it went to metal logos.

I've been revisiting some Gorgon stuff. It's pretty good. Yeah? This is super clean and technical and it's pretty good yeah really this is this is like this is like super clean and like technical and you know it's not as raw as ernie which you can tell by the logo you can tell right away give me sugar another try yeah i'm gonna give it another try i tried before and i wasn't into it i kind of feel like like Jamie Orlando likes Meshuggah. Yeah, he would. I think Ian's a big Meshuggah fan, too.

Really? Yeah. Huh. All right. I think I've mentioned Meshuggah to me before. All right. Yeah. We'll give it a try.

No, I mean, a lot of people that I'm friends with that, you know, have similar musical tastes like Meshuggah. All of a sudden, you got a lot of friends. I just never clicked for me. All of a sudden, you got a lot of friends. All of a sudden, you got a lot of friends. Come on, Haley. Come on. Dave, where are you staying on Mr. Bungle?

Mr. Bungle's fine. I don't think I'd ever need to listen to him again, but I loved Mr. Bungle. All right, I don't want to get political. All right. Don't go off on another diatribe jesus all right i saw i saw mr bungle was touring again like right before this shit popped off see fate and my faith no faith no more supposed to be like 40 pounds heavier faith no more supposed to be touring

this summer i got tickets to go see uh corn faith no more and helmet in august i really hope it's not gonna get canceled dude i love corn i love unapologetically i'm just gonna put it out there i love corn i hate corn man i love them i like hate them i love them yeah yeah oh it's so stupid i'm saying i wish i had i wish i had a soundboard with me right now i'd be playing some corn be showing you guys how it's and that's that's also why i kind of hate sepulchra because i feel like they're you know proto corn i hate they're stupid they are but some of it some of it some of sepulchra is like like if you listen to like Morbid Visions that's like just straight up death metal it's really good

I'm gonna play I'm gonna play a tape now I'm gonna play a tape and John Pyle I've been giving you crap all night because you've been playing what I've been referring to is pretty effed up with the alley pisser. I don't want to say too loud.

Alley pisser. I piss in an alley all the time. You can just say alley pee-pee. Alley pee-pee. His butt and his pee-pee. Alley pee-pee. But now I... I'm going to turn the tables around.

Pee-pee lives in the ball sack. It's like when you shine a mirror on society. I'm going to play a tape by somebody called Wicked Piss. Wicked Piss. So I... Dun, dun, dun. No, it's...

They've got to be from Boston, so I'm extra offended. What a twist. What a twist. I'm pulling it Boston, so I'm extra offended. What a twist. What a twist. I'm pulling off now. I'm doing the piss tape. Is that a sword? I'm not allowing it. You cannot play this.

Are you serious? Am I getting denied? You can use your one time to veto me, but then you can never use it again. But then what do I do with Dave? Can I still veto him? I overrule all vetoes. I don't believe in censorship, so I support it.

We'll have to check the bylaws. Open up our country. I control all the ones and zeros. I veto all of this. That's true. This will not make it to the web. I do not have Wi-Fi. I cannot get these to the web. I do not have Wi-Fi. I cannot get these to the web. Can I act like I'm

going to play it? Yeah, you can talk about it. Can I still talk about it? You can pretend. Is that a sword on the cover? That's all I want to do, Dave. All I want to do is pretend. Yeah, Joe, that's what I'm trying to get at.

You're going to dig this cover. Is that a crystal, too? I can't wait to get at. You're going to dig this cover. Is that a crystal too? I can't wait to tour back in the studio so we can play swords. John Pyle, don't be so erotic. A little cosplay? It's not erotic.

It's just a pee-pee game that we play together. It's going to be the past time. What else are you going to do with that? I love games. I love games. Yes, it is a sword and crystals. It's like... It's like a little kid made it on

Paint Shop. I love it. The sword's from Zelda and the DPI's really low. I don't know if that's really the sword from Zelda. I wish I knew the name of the sword i stepped in it i stepped in it i knew i knew it was coming no i knew as soon as i said as soon as the word started coming out of my mouth i was thinking this ain't the fucking

sword from zelda i shouldn't be saying what's the inside look like what are the sword from zelda probably just like metal. Mike, why don't you be a little bit more accommodating for our guests? You know Tom Powell's a Castlevania man at heart. I didn't know that. That's right. We can't see it. Never mind.

Castlevania tattoo. Oh, I forgot. That's not the only one I have i have another one too what that's what password system for that game was fucked up yeah mealy mealy did one uh i have a i have the dagger from castlevania 2 on my knee nice that was when he was still apprenticing nice nice what's this about the password thing Dave it was like a grid it was like a 10 by 10 grid where you had to put like different icons

in the grid it was like a key of icons that you had to match up so you just like draw that grid every time you get to like um okay this tape is called i can't remember which one in the series that was it wasn't oh wait am i recording this it was three yeah yeah it was three yeah two was one and two are like

an alphanumeric code muck bang john pyle and there's a whole series. Well, actually, actually, Simon's quest was, was a good one though. Yeah. That's my favorite. Yeah. May I proceed? Not as good as Fester's quest though.

Mike's human over there. I love when Mike just wants to get to a tape and we won't let him. You know what? It's cool, man. Go ahead. Do whatever. Do whatever. I don't care. I don't care anymore. Mike, you do realize that everybody goes through this when they're trying to play a tape, right?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Not that you go through this. You're talking, you have feelings when you're doing this? You guys do? I thought this was all to serve me. All right, then go ahead. Talk for a little bit longer.

I'm done now. Everybody done? I should go back and try to beat all those games, though. After I finish Hyper Light Drifter, I'll go. Oh, yeah. Hyper Light Drifter. I beat two of the bosses so far on Hyper Light. Oh, nice.

Mukbang Babylon is the name of the tape. I'm in the West now. Oh, you're in the West. I'm in the West. Oh, all right. Nice. I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days. Gay hippie vampire number 28.

And it's like the spine is just like it's bad in a different way than the front. It looks like it says wolf eyes. What, on the spine? Yeah, it does look like wolf eyes at first. I had a fucking wicked piss, mate. Wicked piss. And then the inside, it's like a lot but a lot of people you would think somebody would say like it doesn't take a lot to do a like a bad looking label but i think it does imagine all the things you have to do

to make it look exactly like this. It's good. It's very good. In a bad way. It's pretty bad. I don't think anybody's arguing that. I mean, it's Zelda's sword. They got Zelda's sword. I don't know how they got the rights to that.

That's where all their money went. This is a bootleg. After that that it was like we gotta i guess ms paint because we can't do illustrator now yeah illustrator is monthly you know what i mean you gotta pay for that every month could you imagine coming up with a budget for this thing could you imagine coming up with a budget right away they're like that it's like that like it's like that's bittersweet feeling of we got the rights to this zelda sword but it's like 90 of our budget we gotta knock the tooth off of that j card fellas

it actually looks like the voltron sword i'm sorry it's it's way more like the voltron sword than the zelda sword i'm sorry john pa that's so fucked up they spent all their money on that John Pyle that is so fucked up I know that's a why do you have to be like the sword truther and not just let them like obviously they got ripped off

on one of those sites they thought they were buying a Zelda sword PDF this is the Voltron sword, you idiots! I don't even think it's that, to be honest. If we're being real about this, I don't even think it's the Voltron sword.

So you're ready to play these tapes? Yeah, I'm ready to play them. That's it, right? Episode 156. Yeah, that's it. What else do you think I need to do? I thought maybe a special guest. I don't do enough. John Pyle, thank you so much.

Thanks for having me. I'll be back again soon. I'll be back again all the time. This is great. All right, guys. Have a good night. Love you guys. See you later.

Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. I'm going to go ahead and get back of the road. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the road. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the car. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The Thank you. I'm not afraid of the dark Thank you. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Let's go. so Okay. I don't know. so I'm sorry. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. so so I'm sorry. I don't think there are any original figures in this room. I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. Thank you. Thank you.