Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #157 | 6.19.20

Episode Date: June 19, 2020

Skip Club Orchestra, Alex Cunningham & claire rousay, Suko & Modus, Rodent, Snafu, Sunk Heaven, JPEGMAFIA, Odd Person, and Superskin.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. That's a good label, too. We're gonna play some Kassims. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. That's a big, big shot. I have no clue. We're gonna play play some cassettes. Bummer. We're going to play some cassettes. That's a big, big shot. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassettes. They hear it online.

We're going to play some cassettes. They're like, no. We're going to play some cassettes. We're going to play some cassettes. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs Out Cassette Podcast, episode number 157.

I am Mike. Seven. I'm Joe. I'm dave put your masks on boys we don't have my mask joe you're not wearing a mask but you're wearing cool guy sunglasses i got cool guys sunglasses what you're just trying to get yourself into a certain mood tonight oh yeah yeah i'm trying to be cool because when the sun shines on you i know i can't remember the yeah there used to be a thing a dumb ass thing you would say that like there's no movie there's no toll on the in the on the high road that's a different thing that's no on the what was that dumb shit there's uh what is that dumb one that is i'm sorry i biffed it there's no there's no traffic there's no traffic

on the extra mile this is you think i'm making that shit up yes and that is true and we are and then and then the other thing for the sunglasses is when you're cool the sun shines on you 24 hours a day because you're that cool doesn't that get annoying like when you want to go to sleep and stuff well i take them off when I sleep, Dave Why would you take your sunglasses off if the sun's shining on you? Because my eyes are closed then because I'm sleeping, so it's fine

And I wear a blanket over my head Yeah Dave, what happens is every night, Joe puts a blanket over his head gives me a call I come over, I take the sunglasses off as he's sleeping. Real gentle. Real nice.

Everybody thinks it's so cute. Yeah, it's very cute. It's very cute. Well, what should we do? Should we play some cassette tapes? I guess. I guess so. I guess so.

Trying to play this back to the future game before it gets too late so yeah i want to go through this shit oh you got a game going yeah i got a back to the future board game it's pretty tight oh nice nice yeah you got to get the delorean to the right spot and have uh george and lorraine fall in love by november 12th 1955 at 10 or 4 p.m did you see see how Netflix censored Back to the Future 2 when it was on Netflix, when it first came out on Netflix this month? No. When Biff has the...

They took out the sex scene. They took out that hardcore sex scene with the penetration. No, they took out... They removed it. When Biff has the sports magazine. The Allman. And Marty, you know, when Marty thinks he gets it back and he opens up and it's a titty mag. Oh.

Well, they took that part out. It's not even a titty mag. It's not even like, it's not even like. I don't remember anything being crazy in the original. It's just called like, you know, like the name of that place on that Kirkwood Highway place or whatever you said the picture of. It's called something like that.

It's like not even that crazy, you know? What was that, Dave? It's innuendo. You were at some romance sex superstore? It was an old Wawa, which is for you non-regional folks, it's like a convenience store chain. It's like old Wawa, which is, for you non-regional folks, it's like a convenience store chain. It's like a gas station that you can order substance out of.

And they all have the same architecture. Architecture, yeah. The old ones, yeah. But one of the ones that closed down, somebody opened up an adult novelty store.

It's called Bend Over. I love that it's called Bend Over. Bend Over Romance Superstore. Romance Superstore. And let me tell you, you are not getting the smell of a Wawa out of that place. Out. No. No, no, no.

It smells like pretzels, subs, mayonnaise. A lot of mayonnaise. Turkey Hill iced tea that's been spilled and all hot. You're going to go in there for your dildos. You're smelling Turkey Hill lemonade

iced tea that's hot. And the coffee. They still got the coolers in there. They still got the coolers. So you went in. No. He filled out an application, Joe. Oh, you guys been tiring?

All right, quit talking. Come on. I'm getting hard as hell over here. Quit talking about this stuff. All right, all right. I'll go first. You got to stop. Are you going to play tape, Joe B?

Yeah. All right, let's do this. All right, I'm going to play tape, Joby? Yeah. All right, let's do this. All right, I'm going to play this Skip Club Orchestra tape, which we played before on Outland. Groove 3, but I'm going to play the B-side. We have played this before. What, like episode, I feel like I looked it up. You looked it up.

I figured we could just play that. Instead of talking about it again, we could just play that instead of talking about it again we could just play the thing from us talking about it yeah because i can't imagine we've gained any expertise or we've gotten better i've gained no new info on the tape it's still good though it's still good now joe you've gained no new info on the tape have you retained the old info from before no so the previous info is gone this probably matches actually the new info okay well let's hear it what do you got um i don't know anything about this tape it's on outlines i think that's it Outlines. I don't know who Skip Club Orchestra is.

I had it a second ago. I fully enjoy this label. Everything I have. I think I have groups one, two, and three so far. You got all the groups. I don't know if it's all of them, but I got three groups. Three healthy meals. They don't have any of them.

I wouldn't scoff at that. Three. This label does that. One was a comp. Some people do. They don't have any of them. So I wouldn't scoff at that at three. And this label does that... One was a comp that was footwork-y type stuff. Oops, oops, oops. That's my bad. That's my bad. I'm on a SoundCloud here and it just automatically

played. Google that name real quick though, Dave. Skip Club Orchestra. Skip Club Orchestra. Skip Club Orchestra. I'm telling you, let's start anew. Let's not be the podcast that doesn't know shit. All right? Let's not be a bunch of fucking jackasses.

From now on? From now on, let's not be a bunch of fucking jackasses. Well, what about for next episode? Because I don't think I know anything. Well, next episode, we can go back. But this one, let's really just get in there. Let's Google something. Well, how can I do that now

because I've already I got Dave on the case I got Dave on the case so skip the orchestra this is Tetsuya Sasaki can you say it again well don't play a sound clip when you try to say it hand to god I didn't mean it hand to god I didn't mean it

say it again Dave I'm sorry and I and I swear it won't happen again and i'm not joking you wanted to know about this person yeah this project uh tetsuya sasaki is the person that does it um i don't know it looks like they've been active for like i don't know since like 2004 or so okay putting stuff out on like uh i think that might be enough if i recognize any labels here i think that might be enough that's enough okay i think that might be good i think we did it person's name yeah that's it i think actually i think that you i might have to take some of that out that might have been maybe where they're from all right no no that's too much

we're getting the hang of this thing. Let's just agree to move on, okay? And then I'll do a tape. New one, Astral Spirits. We've been getting a bunch of them. Oh boy. I don't know. That's usually Dave's thing. I'm a little upset that there was no

download codes in this batch. Almost everyone I have almost every one of my spirits tape on my computer downloaded on my iTunes. It just feels nice to have all of them. It doesn't feel nice that I have five of them.

I don't have them on my computer. No, that's not okay. Do you have a message to the Astral Spirits people right now? No. No, no, no. You don't even want to say it. You can't even talk to them. You're so mad. The anger is boiling inside of you. I understand, man. I'm mad too.

I'm mad too. They've sent us... There's got to be like 75 tapes on my wall from Astral Spirits. I'm not going to complain. You don't even get them all. I skim off the top. He gets the cream.

I take my slice, my friend. I get all the jazz that's recorded with a room mic. Oh, come on. That doesn't happen. Dude, want to step outside? I like that stuff. Alex Cunningham and Claire Rosé, who recorded a tape here called Specifically the Water.

That's the name of it. It's Astral Spirits 123. Specifically the Water, huh? What are you drinking out of that? Specifically the Water, I'm drinking. Dave, Specifically the Water. Claire Rosé becoming, I feel like we've played a tape by her every episode

or at least every other episode for the past few months that's how I'm saying it I'm just going I thought it was Rousey how do you spell it R-O-U-S-A-Y hold on R-O-U-S-A-y r-o-u-s

rosé i thought it was rosé i thought it was e-y i was thinking rousey oh you thought it was you biffed on it so maybe i am right i bet i know i. Fuck it, I know. I biffed. Oh, my God, Dave. Either way. I know. I'm sorry. He apologized. Give him a break. Quickly becoming a favorite around here, which typically you would think would be a good thing, but I think you would want probably one of the better podcasts

playing your stuff is typically what most people are looking for. Is this really a podcast? don't know i'm a little still confused are we gonna play some dates yeah but i'm also i'm gonna play should i play one more oh you're gonna do two dave doesn't get to go you're going you're going twice oh dave do you want to go no you can't i feel like it's only right that i get to go, right? No, I'm going to play this. And this one, boys, and I'm sorry if it gets anybody really going. It's a Suko and Modus tape called Watch Your Step. And the cover has a butt.

Like, just a total out in the open butt. Mike, this is a work computer, man. In his butt. Yeah, come on, man. I can't, yeah. In his butt. I, come on, man. I can't... Yeah. In his butt. And it doesn't... I'm gonna get a virus now. I know. Me showing this to you over Zoom, there are definitely worms

from it are invading your hard drive. Look at... It's not just that the butt is... You see the cheeks and you see it all that. It's not just that. He's stepping into a mouth. I see a shadow of maybe balls. There's definitely a shadow of balls, Joe. Don't say it too loud.

Or he's pooping a little bit because he's stepping into a mouth. And someone's grabbing him. That mouth. I hate to say it. I'll whisper it. Is that a vagina? I don't want to talk about it.

No, no. Okay, okay. Never mind. We're not going to talk about it no no okay okay okay never mind we're not gonna talk about it yeah pedal back yeah let's get way way way way way way back edit that all out watch your set this came out on bumpy back in march and it's a collab between Zuko and Modus normally Modus Pony I think they go by uh okay okay I yield my time fuck you

so you guys ready to play this do it Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ guitar solo Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. Thank you. so cool Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. I want to see, see your face on my window. Are you alive? I'll never know if I can trust you. If asking is only an approximation. Are you alive? I'll never know if I can trust you If asking is only an approximation Thank you. Serious looking for what you've done And how that was so wrong Knowing you're acting

And I'll know when you're just trying to please me Father said so I just sit on my own To cry a little more If I should be alone I'll be a rid, my method of thinking It's for the best if it goes, I'll be lonesome forever Calling your name every night is, is some treasure I wanna see, see your pain, feel my control Thank you. Coming back and Joe's very scary drinking a beer through a mask and with the sunglasses and I feel very uncomfortable.

Too mean. Skip Club Orchestra, Groove 3 on Outlines. Then that Alex Cunningham, Claire Rose. Specifically, The Water on Astral Spirits. And then that Suko and Modus, Watch Your Step on Bumpy. And I said we weren't going to be assholes anymore and we were going to start knowing things. And guess

what? Guess what? I actually looked something up. What? Suko and Modus is the long distance collaboration between Madrid-based singer-songwriter Suko Pyramid and Los Angeles instrumental composer Modus Pony., Modus Pony. And Modus Pony

is Matt Ackerman. So there is. Did a little research. Did you hear that? A long, long run. You could say I went on a tear of information.

Who's playing the tape now? Davey boy, you've been quiet. I went first, so. Could I wear this mask to the store? Or it doesn't count? It doesn't cover my mouth or my nose. Yeah, you'd have to get another mask to put over top of that.

Alright, cool. But to be honest, most people, when you see them wear a mask, they're not covering the mouth or the nose. Yeah. They're mainly around the... No! Most people I see are good.

Me, personally. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think, I think most people that I see are good too, but there's always, yeah.

I mean, the assholes just stand out. Yeah. Yeah. That's like that... Joey, that mask is like, that mask covers everything except the things that you need it to cover. The assholes just stand out. Yeah. That mask covers everything except the things that you need it to cover.

Yeah. It's protecting the... It protects my ears, mostly. Because I don't want anything getting in there. Yeah, that's the worst. If COVID gets in there, you can't get it out. Yeah, if you hear people talking about COVID enough, you will get it. So you do want to cover your ears.

You don't want to listen to people talk about it too much. Dave, when you were saying a little bit ago about the mask that the assholes really stand out, I was thinking that's a lot like how silly because that is a lot like the artwork of that Watch Your Step tape with the asshole really standing out.

Oh yeah, it does. And possibly the shadows tape with the asshole really standing out oh yeah it does well and yeah she and me and possibly possibly the shadows of balls is what possibly possibly is what we're thinking possibly well i'm glad you finally caught one of my softballs haley which is the next uh name of one of my next projects the shadows of balls in his butt, in his pee-pee. Possibly. Possibly. Possibly The Shadows of Balls. Allegedly. Dave, you've been quiet.

I will allow you to play one tape. I'm going to play this tape on Muzan Editions by Rodent. Rodent. All right. Like a lizard. Like a lizard or a possum. All right. Like a lizard. So an incredibly cool little lizard.

A lizard or a possum. Or a snake. Or like a big sea turtle. He's like a big Urarak guy, right? I guess. Yeah, I mean modular synth. I guess, yeah.

Why don't you boys go ahead and elaborate on that. What makes a guy a big Eurorack guy? I've seen videos of him demo stuff for Make Noise and stuff. Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. How do you go from Eurorack guy...

I don't know how you become... How do you transition from Eurorack guy to big Eurorack guy? I don't know like what what makes the dave you must know you're on the message board youtube wires in different places dog is that that's my dog no just shut him up dave i've been begging you to play tape brother yeah this dude uh is from north carolina ashville i think north carolina so yeah joe you're probably right that's like i didn't know he was from there all right all right that makes sense then so yeah so this is some uh he's right by the source modular uh i don't know what freaking sound designer, I guess. It's good. Oops. Loose module.

Loose module? Loose module. Oh, loose module. And oops beforehand. It was a mistake. Oops. Loose module. I'm premiering some of my new sound clips tonight. Yeah, I get loose modules all the time. What do you do about it? It's a bad problem. You gotta tighten them up.

You gotta take them to the shop. You know who you could ask probably is rodent big euro rack guy if anybody knows you know i mean kovitz hit the economy pretty hard if anybody needs me to tighten up their racks and send them on over i'm fair with my prices i'll throw in some extra uh complimentary services you washers. Free plastic washers. Plastic washers? What about ring rash? Or rack rash?

What are we talking here, Dave? Oh, I can get that out. All right, all right. Can you buff that out? I can buff that out. Yeah, we'll talk. We'll talk. All right, all right.

Silicone washers. All right. Hold that tape up so I can get a good look at it. I want to be... Yeah, let me see. I want to see. I want to see. Oh, that's your background. That's what Dave does. He does the background.

That looks like a Borg. Yeah, that's like a Borg cube. Yeah, it's the Matrix. That's the Matrix from the movie The Matrix. That's it. That's it. Come on, man. I haven't seen it yet. Now you just spoiled it for me. That's the Matrix. There of them oh yeah okay all right all right all right that's where you're making a new one

i see joe b's got an ice cream sandwich yeah sunglass ice cream sandwich you're looking good man you want to play a tape i might as well be at the beach you eat those on the beach huh i'm gonna play this snafu tape i like that uh belly band or whatever yeah it's not really cool what is this snafu what now this is happening now this is happening yeah this is now now you take that off you got a little abstract painting aww looks good you know I love how did you just have a crowd of people

mocking the sound that I just made listen I know we're supposed to be social distancing but I still have a few of my bigger fans over here hanging out I got the Patreon crowd. You know I love the abstract arts, so now that's all

I wanted to say. Continue. I think it can maybe can be flipped inside out. Well, not really. Anything can be flipped inside out. Well, not really. Anything can be flipped inside out, Joe. Just that. But then that would

just be the track list. Oh, you mean if you fold the J card inside out, you kind of still have kind of a J card artwork. Kind of, because there is a spine. Yeah, because there is a spine. Nice try. Nice try, but you didn't do it. There's a spine on both sides.

Yeah, it's reversible. Yeah, it's kind of reversible. I rule it as reversible. I'm going to defer to Dave on this one. He's stronger than me. He's bigger than me. I took the community classes. You took the community design classes

in that old brood class? No, not the community graphic design classes. The classes where you get certification for judging whether or not a J-card is reversible. Who paid for that, by the way? Who paid for those classes? Me.

So here we go. I didn't do any research, of course. Are you serious? I thought go i didn't do any research of course are you serious i thought we were going to do the we're going to do the research so this says specious right specious the back of the like the back flap of the j card says specious but when i but but what's that say i can't see a modern Modern Shark. It says Specious on the bottom too, though, right? Right, but then on the B side. On the B side. It says Modern Shark.

It says Modern Shark, but it also says Specious Arts. What are you saying? What is Modern Shark? Right. Is this like a dual release situation? I have no idea. I think we're the podcast. Are you asking for listeners to call you

and tell you? I'm just saying I have the piece. I'm investigating it. What is your reporting show? Maybe this is a dual release? I think you're right, Joe, because Modern Shark is a label. Yeah, two labels that put this out yeah and i'm i'm on modern i'm on the modern shark website and that

tape is actually like right here yep right here so all my you know so let's just i just want to real quick i want to go over it again so you have a tape the tape says the name of a label don't eat the ice cream sandwich while i'm talking to you look at me oh okay the tape says the name of a label it has the logo from the label and we were just wondering is that label involved but my point is no mike you're not even listening you're not even listening to me. I've got it figured out. Modern Shark. Because what I was saying is I don't even think it's a shark.

I think it's a tuna. That's a tuna, Brad! It's kind of reversible. But in its natural In its natural state it only says this. I learned a lot. It only says what? Species? Yeah.

So you're saying Modern Shark, they biffed and they left Modern Shark's logo off the back. But when you flip it inside out... It has Modern Shark. It says both. Well, let me ask you this. Who did the artwork for it? Does it say that? Fucking Don Christensen. it says both well let me ask you this let me ask you this who did the artwork for it does it say that fucking don christensen so don christensen has some sort of beef no no no no no no hold on no he did the painting oh he did the painting i'm sorry i'm sorry the design was john whitlock and jimmy christensen which seems like don's younger brother who biffed who bit or this seems like some maybe some sort of microaggression against modern oh oh i see that i think and i'm gonna say this i'm gonna

say this don't hold that kind of shit in and don't let it just just talk it over just talk it over yeah now it's not the time now now it's not the time. Just talk it over. Come on. If there's one thing we still haven't figured out, if this is a podcast, if it is a podcast, and I think it is. I think it is, Dave. I think it is. I took that class, too. I think at least the parts

I do are a podcast. Do you have a certificate, Dave? I've got a couple. I've got a certificate. Is this a podcast certificate Dave? I've got a couple is this a podcast certificate? and I've also got what was the other one? you do not you do not

but if this is a podcast I think I want to start a new thing where you can buy ad space on the next 2am tape that I put out any labels that want to buy ad space on my on on uh the next 2 a.m tape that i put out any labels i want to buy ad space on my shells if you want to put your logo on there like a nascar yeah yeah that's a good idea yeah yeah little logos all over the cover and all over the back

this is a good idea it doesn't even have to be tape labels necessary i mean pepsi if you're listening you know pepsi if you want to be involved i, necessarily. I mean, Pepsi, if you're listening. Pepsi, if you're listening. I gotcha. I love Wild Cherry Pepsi. And the cassette comeback, with it happening, they're going to want to get in on the ground floor of it. It's just started now. Think about it. You take out a tape, you're like, man, I'm thirsty. I guess I'll drink some

fucking dumbass water or something. It's going to be some fucking boring ass... Wait a minute. What's on this tape shell oh yeah wild cherry pepsi wild cherry pepsi underneath it it has a picture of joe and it says i like it you got the tape tie in

i love it say it again let me get a clean one i love wild cherry pepsi that wasn't clean but we'll move on oh no okay i'll throw a tape in here i'm gonna play a tape by sunk heaven who sunk heaven sunk heaven the fuck is this sunk heaven the tape heaven that's sunk. Let me take a seat. Let me think. Mirrored Confines by Sunk Heaven. It's the first

release on Decoherence. I think we all know who that label is. You don't? Yeah, I don't either. You said it's the first? Look at the spine. Look at the spine. Look at the spine.

I feel like I've seen that. The spine kind of has some white bars on the bottom, doesn't it? Like a barcode type deal on the bottom. And you know what else has that same thing? What? All of the other tapes on the label, that's what. Oh, the aesthetic.

I thought you said this was the first one. Then they did more. Oh. Show it to me again. Then they did more. Show it to me again. Here's one. So how long has this label been around? Like maybe five years.

I can tell you right now, actually. This is a back to the future type situation. Why would this be a Back to the Future? No, Joe, this is just a tape that came out before. Joe still doesn't understand how Back to the Future works. I tried to explain the plot like 20 times. This tape came out maybe in 2016 or something like that.

But you also play tapes that came out before. But you didn't time travel. But I'm in 2020. Yes, we all are. But this tape is from before. But that tape is before. So it's a back to the future situation. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. The tape is the DeLorean. You're Doc Brown. Dave is the dog I'm Einstein and I'm Marty no there's no way I don't see what you don't get about that

maybe this is yeah is this like a back to the I don't know you know what on the shell on the shell it says 2015. Should I try to rub it and see if the imprinting slowly disappears like I'm changing the future? The Libyans might come.

Mike, you need to get in your car and drive 88 miles per hour. Maybe I need to play... I'll meet you in the Christiana Mall parking lot in 20 minutes. I think I need to put this I'll meet you. I'll meet you in the Christiana Mall parking lot in 20 minutes. I think I need to put this tape in and fast forward it to a certain speed until the lightning strikes my deck. Oh, all right.

All right. Yeah. You know what? Maybe it is a Back to the Future thing or maybe the third one with the Cowboys. Either way, this is number 69 out of 100. So that's very. I thought you said it was the first one. I thought you said it was the third one with the cowboys. Either way, this is number 69 out of 100. So that's very... I thought you said it was the first one.

I thought you said it was the first one. Maybe it's not the first one. You're right. How could it be? How could it be? Now we're in a Planet of the Apes situation. I've never seen that one. I've never seen it.

You blew it up First you ruined the Matrix Now you ruined the Planet of the Apes What movie can I see They took Gone with the Wind away from me I got nothing left Let's just play these god damn tapes Alright alright alright

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Bang! Let's start the fucking show, eh? so Thank you. Back with your eyes Take them back Back with your eyes Take them back Back with your eyes Take them back Nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares Thank you. The End... Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ Two, one. so yep Thank you. um so

wow um wow so wow Trump going down the ramp at West Point should be a playable level on Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Like, he should be going down the ramp and you should be, like, grinding the rail and you, like, do shit off his head, spin around. Well, there is no rail.

That was Trump's point, was there wasn't a rail. never mind then it won't sorry won't work never mind bad idea rodent despair procedure on musan additions snafu now this is happening he's like a synth he's like a big time synth guy big time you're a rag boy. Specious arts. And what was it? Jaws 3D. What was the shark one? What? What was the shark label? Modern shark.

Yes, Specious Arts and Modern Shark. And Sunk Heaven, Mirrored Confines, Decoherence. Decoherence. Snafu. Number one, the first one. But like Joe was explaining. But then you said it was like number 64. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. Like you were explaining. It's all very. I biffed it. It's all very. I'm putting in the calculations here.

No. That didn't work. All right. You guys ready to play? What is that clanging over there? Is someone making experimental music with their microphone? I was opening the tape. Which one of you?

Great set, by the way. Great set. Great set. God, I hope we're recording this. Who wants to close this out? Who wants to play the first of the last three? You play the first of the last. You want me to do it.

And then Dave and then me. Hold up, go on and say it. It would be an honor. Thank you. When are you going to get some of your sound clips back, Dave? I don't know how to broadcast both of those things simultaneously, unfortunately. No, I mean, do you have sound clips again?

Oh, no. I haven't even started have sound clips again oh no i haven't even started collecting that's what i mean when is the great sound do you want people to send you sound clips oh haley when we come back like in your room i'm gonna have all fresh i'm not collecting old stuff i'm going all fresh i got the chills dave you say is this a podcast come give me a break is it a podcast what else could it be come on is it a podcast come give me a break is it a podcast what else could it be come on is it a podcast maybe it's not jpeg mafia black ben carson cassette oh what you got a jpeg mafia tape oh hell yeah on uh death bomb mark death bomb mark i believe that i'm on the fence with jpeg mafia on Death by Mark. Death by Mark? I believe... I'm on the fence with JPEG Mafia.

Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. Then, Joe, there's maybe a 50% chance you're going to enjoy the track I'm going to play off of this. You asked Death by Mark. You were surprised a little bit, Dave. You said Death by Mark put this out in a questioning manner. I mean, it's just...

I'll tell you. No, I have the information no i have the information i have the information they like reissued it it was like a self-release thing maybe there was a digital version okay all right all right we all clear here we all cool i'm clear yeah and it was named it was named the eighth most overlooked album of 2016 by Spin Magazine. That's not me saying it. That's Spin. That's a big time.

That's Spin. That's not me saying it. That's Spin. Listen. Listen. Is this a podcast? Maybe it is. Maybe it's not.

Don't give a... They've got the best... Either way. They've got very good algorithms to figure that out. Yeah. Don't listen to me. It doesn't matter what the fuck I say. This is spin we're talking about.

I yield my time. Fuck you. This is a real show. Baltimore guy, right? I believe. Maybe born in New York. Maybe I read that. I really thought he lived in Baltimore.

I'm telling you. You're right. No, you're right. Joe, cool your jets. You're right. Joe, cool your jets. You're right. Baltimore, dude. And I'm going to play the title track off of it called Black Ben Carson.

Listen, if Ben Carson is listening, that dude famously stabbed a man and would have killed him if he didn't hit his belt buckle. Alright? I don't want to get on his bandwagon. Now it's just brain surgery. He has brain surgery and stuff. Now he has brain surgery.

He has access to all kinds of tools. He can open up my head. He can rearrange my entire brain and put me back together. Maybe I could probably be a brain surgeon, actually. Probably. I could probably figure it out. It's not that hard.

I'm just saying, I don't want to get on Ben's bad side. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. It does make that hard. I'm just saying I don't want to get on Ben's bad side. You're not a doctor. Leave your opinions to yourself. It does make you think. To be serious really quick, Dave, to actually, you said, is this a podcast? Why, Dave?

Oh, okay. You said, is this a podcast? And let's have a podcast moment. Really, how does Ben Carson do brain surgery? I don't get it. I think it's just not as hard as everybody brain surgeons try to make it so i think there's a few techniques that if you if you just learn them yeah it's like bob ross yeah it's like bob exactly it's just like bob ross it looks super complicated but all you got to do is slap the devil out of the brush. You got to wet the canvas.

Wet the canvas, couple strokes with the palette knife, and you made a tree. So he's sawing skulls in half, and he's just swapping at them at the brains. Swap, swap, swap. Beat the devil out of them. Beat the devil out of that thing. Smash it. It's not that hard.

I think he just gets lucky. I think he just gets lucky i think he just gets lucky every time every time he's like fuck man i know i did it last time there's no way i'm gonna do it again and then at the end he's like shit i did it this is the part i have to pull out right here i know it i know this i have a really i have a really good feeling that this little part right here has to come out. It usually works. It usually works. Who's playing the next tape?

I'll go. Go for it. They will go. I'll play this odd person tape. Oh, odd person. I looked at an odd person tape today. No way. No way you what happened joe i looked at an odd person tape today you did oh did you are you serious sometimes the world

just syncs up like that think about it you joe dave is playing an odd person tape and joe you looked at one today i looked at one today yeah you're not gonna i looked at an odd person as well today oh oh please don't say you're talking about me come on now was it at the romance superstore i wasn't there give me a break you knew too much about it you knew too much about the inside when you just yeah yeah you knew too much yeah when you describe when you described the paint color of what you call the No Limits area, we knew you were in there. The No Limits area. Yeah, we knew you were in there. Smash it.

Yeah, get out of here. I was only delivering papers. Welcome. Welcome. All right, Dave, go. What do you got? Yeah, so this came out on ingrown records say it again you come I got an ingrown toenail

it's a son of a bitch I'll tell you that much yeah they all are what all your toenails are uh ingrown no just my big toe just the big one oh just one yeah Dave I'm begging of you let's be a podcast and let's just play a tape

oh sorry sorry sorry we're talking about fun stuff Just one? Yeah. Dave, I'm begging of you. Let's be a podcast and let's just play a tape. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Let's just do it. We're talking about fun stuff. What is a podcast? What is a podcast? It's usually a couple white guys talking about things. I learned a lot. Okay.

Goodbye. Okay. Well, that's it. We got it. Good for us. So we're doing it. I took classes on this I know we're certified Mike

both of you are? this is a certified podcast I'm like a notary for podcasts I certify them oh well because that's it I always hate you Blaine I already said odd person.

Odd person. Odd person on Ingrid. The flowers of Arcadia. Let me see the cover and the spine. Let Joe say it. It's my background. Oh, I see what you did there. Let me see the spine.

Oh, the spine? Let Joe see the spine. Let me see where the text is. That's the spine. See where the text is? That's the spine. Yeah, I see it now. Are those fish or are those flowers? I can't tell if it's underwater or fauna.

It looks like it could be aquatic. But it does look kind of aquatic, doesn't it? I think it's very humid there, wherever it is. It's wet. It's absolutely wet. It's so wet. It's sloppy wet.

I'll be right back. And it's, where are you going? Where's he going? Go to Joe. He said he was coming right back. But this came out last year. Go to Joe. What if we heard him, like, pooping?

August Traeger. Yeah, we've played Odd Persons tons of times. i'm i'm a big fan of odd person yes like all of them it's so fun it's you know i just wanted to grab the odd person tape that i looked at today this is the very tape you looked at this is the one this is history yeah this is the one we looked at i don't have that one well how would you have it? He was looking at it. I got it. He has it. You can't have that one.

You can't have that one. He has that one. The one I looked at today is called Junk Tropics. Which kind of goes along with this. I'm still... What label is yours on again Let me take a seat let me think Ingrown

Okay and what about you Joe It's Bicephalic Bicephalic That's August Triggers on the label I think Oh God I still can't believe you looked at that tape today You Jesus

And say the name again bicephalic bicep how do you say bicephalic right is that the is that the label that had all the splits with like like hand-drawn like little uh creatures on the front yes i'm sorry i'm chiming excuse me i'm trying can i try my show mike here what is that hand hi everybody mike here yes is that your hand or are you holding something a weird clay model that you're putting don't make me feel bad about something else don't add another thing onto the stack now i gotta worry about my hands too well the hands have been a thing for a while

they have been an issue it's mainly been the fingers but now we're just going full hand I guess you've been I guess what's been happening is you've kind of taken it easy on me you've just been saying the fingers but now you're just like Mike I'm letting you know

we're going to move it down to the palm and the thumb it encompasses the wrist, Mike. The wrist up. Yeah. It's all weird. And me and Dave have been talking about going to the elbow. Yeah, bicephalic is the one. I got a weird elbow.

Yeah, a lot of stuff about you fucked up, too. What do you got, Dave? Here's one of the bicephalic tapes that has like, they did like a series of splits with like these like hand-drawn like little figures

on the front. Yeah. Oh, nice. Did you draw this? And they all look cool. This is an amalgamated odd person split. I really like amalgamated too.

Did you draw this? And it looked like an old school bathroom floor. Yeah. So is that it? Is that what we're going out on? No, no, I gotta play my tape. I gotta play my tape.

Jody, you have one too. I'm sorry. I apologize. It's okay. It's okay. We're talking about a lot of stuff. Important issues, you know? A lot of stuff going on, yeah.

I'm gonna play this uh super skin tape okay protrusions dave dave cover your ears buddy you're not ready for this i use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection on uh baba banga oh that's the strip club from the sopranos right guys don't tell my mom about this episode i promise i promise not to oh if my mom ever found out my grandfather keeps telling me about like my cousins that are starting their own podcasts and stuff, I'm just like, please don't

stumble on. Yeah, please. I took my last name off of the podcast, so hopefully it's never coming up. You took it off where? When you do an iTunes search, it just

says Mike, Joe, and Dave. Oh, that's us. Just the first. I think some of the people in your family, Dave, might be able to figure it out from that. No. They're quick. No, they're quick. Some of your family members are quick. Where are you going with them? The Russians?

The Russian sides, yeah. Because a lot of them are spies, I think. I don't care if they know, though. You're like with your Russian family. You're like, why are you always recording everything oh we do a podcast we do podcast what are you playing Joe

I don't have any more information though you don't have any information at all no I don't even know who SuperSkin is I really But I love the Baba Vagina Little logo Yeah

That's a label from the Czech Republic They look like tiny little bats And they're all over the J card Yeah but I like this thing The little pyramid thing Oh the pyramid thing on the back with all the letters Yeah With the three bats around it.

Yeah, I like that. Graphic design is just something, it's their passion. They love it. It's a graphic design by Margarita Ferrer. What, do you speak Norwegian? Okay. I don't. Who's that?

Artwork by Andreas Klotz. Okay. I don't. Who's that? Artwork by Andreas Klotz. Okay. All right. But we still don't know. I really thought we would go out. Oh, it's an oldie. Wait. Yeah.

So, wait. Is that a Back to the Future thing? This might be a Back to the Future thing. Because it's from 2017. I still don't know how that works. Part two. I'm going to play the second track off the Future thing. Because it's from 2017. I still don't know how that works. Part two. I'm going to play the second track off the B side. Okay.

Platoon. Platoon? I saw that. I've never seen Platoon. Please don't ruin it. It's been a long time. Please don't ruin it. I played the game.

Please don't ruin it. I've never seen Apocalypse Now either. The new one, yeah the the redo is underwater that should be a new thing it was the monsoon season it's all about the underwater well what war is that about vietnam it's all about the underwater vietnam well you know dave i think you i think our missions and stuff dave i think you stumbled upon i think you stumbled upon a practice actually a pretty good idea here because with the novel coronavirus

keeping us from filming movies but you wouldn't keep you from filming You can't get it underwater. Not in your scuba suit. Why don't we start remaking every movie as scuba versions? Underwater.

Or just wear the scuba suits anywhere why don't we just like go to stores and stuff underwater too like why don't we just start flooding why don't we just start flooding united flooding a target you know all these zoomers fill the u.s with water all these zoomers trying to stop global warming when really us Gen Xers, us smarties, have been I'm a millennial. Oh, you're a millennial, Dave. I forgot. I think I'm technically a millennial as well, and I'm

older than you. You're not a millennial, Joe. How old are you? I was born in 83. Joe, you're 40 years old, man. You're 40 years old. Yeah. No. No, brother. You're out. When does... I'm 37 what do you what are you saying i am you are gen x or a very young stupid gen xer you're one of the dumber ones on the on the lower side i'm like the the last of them yeah and dave's like an old washed up

geezer of a millennial all right but i'm in i'm reality bites i'm singles i'm just the young guy young and dumb and and you are dumb and like i had a flannel i had boots joe and you are young and dumb and unfortunately sorry you were that's that's what my mom said and if she ever hears about this podcast she never will she never will all right my grandfather found a split tape of mine online and he left a voicemail about it and I accidentally deleted it. It made me so fucking mad. Oh, man. He was like, hey, David. He was like, hey, David, on Google found Sundrips

Sound Out Light Split Cassette. Call me. Let's talk about it. Why don't you call him to talk about it? Yeah, call him to talk about it for an episode, man. That'd be good. I'm going to call him. Nah, he'll start talking about the debt and just make everybody mad.

That's a good bonus episode. No, I'm going to call him. With your permission, I am going to call him. All right, let's play these tapes. I'm invited as our guest speaker this morning for three reasons a gentleman he loves jesus he has a compelling life story and he is a distinguished man of science and healing we hope that he can help us sort some things out may i introduce the director of pediatric neurosurgery at one of the world's great hospitals, Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, Dr. Benjamin Carson Singer. Thank you. They're the most racist people there are because, you know, they put you in a little category,

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fell in Kick a nigga ass if he mess with my patience Fuck up blue state got these red nominations Split you in half like a twin bitch I'm crooning for cash I'm a dog I will swarm on that ass Good with the money and math I'll chuck up the cheese You tokens will never get past Kars Woo Woo

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