Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #158 | 7.30.20

Episode Date: July 30, 2020

South City Hardware, Deep Learning, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Detestifi Yellow Swans, Operator G, 10th Letter, Hippies Wearing Muzzles, Clipping, Tim Stine Trio, Hex Breaker Quintet, and Mo Nicklz presents J Dilla.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? Play some Casimes We're gonna play some Casimes This tape? We're gonna play some Casimes Lordy, I hope they're tapes We're gonna play some Casimes

That's a good label too We're gonna play some Casimes Lordy, I hope they're tapes We're gonna play some Casimes Time is now We're gonna play some Casimes Too scary We're gonna play some Casimes

30 years later We're gonna play some Casimes Bummer We're gonna play some Casimes That could be Sean's number I have no clue We're gonna play some some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That's a big Mishaun-esque number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims.

They're like, you're sleeping. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Well, first off, before we start, real quick. Let the record show that you're the one right now that is saying, you just said we're going to get started or what. I know, I know. I i just want to know because you gave me these tapes do you know anything about these let me know what that is they're in like a little like slipcase cover okay but it's like the fucking coolest it's the artwork like oh crazy oh it's tight are those are those blue tapes? There's no information. Hold it up again. It's almost like an x-ray of teeth. That's what I take it as, but I don't know if that's really what it is.

Is it a paper O-card? It's a paper O-card. Brother, go to blue tapes. There's a white one. Wait, these aren't blue tapes. No, these aren't blue tapes. Blue tapes are blue. Yeah, blue tapes are blue, and they have blue shells usually.

Yeah, but same thing. The shell is the artwork, right? Well, not even it is the artwork. This could be part of the show. I know, but what I'm going to say is... We have a cassette podcast. This could be content for it. Do you see how long the tape is?

It's longer than a normal tape, Joe. Yours are bigger. It's like the shittiest wall noise. Oh, really? They went through all that? You went through the dopest packaging for the shittiest material.

I hope it sounds like that. Do that again, Dave. That was pretty good. I hope it sounds like that. Well, they spent... Do that again, Dave. That was pretty good. It's like... Peas and carrots, peas and carrots. It's not wall noise. It's like...

But the shell, I've never seen a shell like this before. Not since the Ninja Turtles, Joe. I've seen a shell that's knocked me on my socks like that. What's that, like thermal printing? Yeah, like a thermal printing or something. Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know. Maybe we have a contest.

Maybe somebody tells us. You describe it and someone tells us what it is. The tape sucks, so that's why I wanted to just talk to you about it. Well, don't say that. Well, that's what I'm talking about. Actually, you know what? Be that blood. I am recording this. You're going to try to cancel me later. I'll run full speed at you. Cancel you with my bare hands. I hate cancel culture. No, going to try to cancel me later. I'll run full speed at you.

No more cancel culture. I hate cancel culture. No, we can't do that right now. We're canceling. All right, I'm ready now. Can I do one more cancel? You can do one more cancel. Okay, I'll announce it at the end of the year.

Okay. Hold on, and today's cancel is... Josh Melrod. Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number 158. I am Mike. 58, huh? I lost my shoe. I'm getting up there.

I'm Joe. 100, 158, Dave. It's crazy how it's still really not that high, and I feel like we do it all the time. I know. Well, I'm sorry. We could be in the thousands by now. Yeah, a thousand at least. It's such a laborious task.

Well, you know, if we were true podcasting giants. I think true podcasters podcast like 10 times a day. They can't get enough of it. That's the problem with them. They can't get enough of it. You guys, I got to fucking, I got to go jump through a whole series of hoops to get you to do these things. Yeah, I've listened to I gotta go jump through a whole series of hoops to get you to do these things.

Yeah, I've listened to like... I like watching you jump through hoops. I've listened to some unnamed podcasts, and each person plugs their own individual podcast. You listen to, oh, a podcast that you're not going to name. I'm not going to name. It's not called the unnamed podcast. Each person's like, well, please subscribe to

my five other podcasts. Well, Dave, while we're at it, oh shit, time's running out in the meeting because we spent so much time talking. Oh, we got You think we can do the show in ten minutes? You think we can wrap this up? Oh, yeah. Okay, we got a bunch of tapes. We're just gonna

play them. We can at least get to maybe the first tape and then come back. Yeah, we got ten minutes to get to the first Well, we got nine minutes and 40 seconds. Are you going to hang something on those walls or are you just going to keep them just blank in the back? Oh, behind me here? Yeah.

On this side? Oh, there's a mirror or something. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's tapes. All right. Yeah. Should I go over here? Yeah.

So you guys think we're going to get to the first hit and that's what you're saying nine you don't think you don't think you're going to bring up something else about dave's walls or um maybe cd's walls and you stop it you're you will get you will get the canceling that we were referring to we can just do it right now who wants to go first dave goes first let dave go first. Let Dave go first. Let poor Dave go first. Well, if I go first, that changes my plans. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Well, let me ask you this, Dave. It changes your plans how? Like, they get scarier, they get funner, they get sexier. Usually, I don't like to do like a sleepy ambient thing right off the bat. You don't put them to sleep.

I want to go first. This is an energy. I don't mind doing it in this block. I just don't want to start the show off. So you're saying you got a boring ass one coming up but you don't want to lead with it. I'm going to start high energy. I'm on to your shit, Dave.

Okay, start it off high energy, Joe. Just give... South City Hardware. South City Hardware, huh? On Third Kind Records. Who's Third Kind Records? Third Kind Records are from jolly old England. Brexit made. Oh, England? Brexit made. Yes,

they are. Oh, Brexit? Exactly. They are from there. They are putting out... They put out the... I'm not going to list everything. What did they put out? What am I? What am I? Discogs office? I'm not listening at all. I know, but you know things. I know a lot. You've got your finger on the pulse. My friend.

Alright. Many, many people... Well, it's called Redirected Media. Shut up. Shut up. Many, many people tune into this podcast. They hear me, but sometimes they say, Mike, many people tune into this podcast. They hear me. But sometimes they say, Mike, save a little bit. Just save a little bit. English label, but American artist.

Well, at least recorded live in South City, St. Louis. In South City. Okay. And it comes in one of... What are these called? That's a tape. Brad Pack? Is that a Brad Pack that just folds open? I think so, yeah.

You're dealing with a die-cut piece of paper. Like Jesus on the cross. It's like when they hung Jesus from the cross, except it's paper. Dimensions are a little different than the cross. There was a paper cross, Mike. You may not know that. They didn't have wood back then. That's what they crucified Paper Mario on the paper cross.

They figured out how to process trees into paper before they realized they could chop it up into blocks for structures and things. We got the translucent purple shell imprinting on one side. That's very nice.

Yeah, it's nice. But second side, they didn't spring for the B side. I don't get why people aren't imprinting. It's. That's very nice. Yeah, it's nice. But second side, they didn't spring for the B side. Why don't people... Yeah. I don't get why people aren't... It's not extra, right? From what I hear... Everything's extra.

From what my sources are telling me, it is not going to be extra to print both sides of the tape. Yeah. It's just a classy look. Imagine walking down the street. Imagine somebody's walking to you. A fellow's walking to you.

He's got on... I'm picturing it right now. I'm a little scared. He's got on like this top. What's he want? This real nice top. Sir, what do you want? I don't have any money. I don't know you.

Real nice slacks, right? Oh, nice slacks. Six feet. Six feet, sir. Six feet. Where's your mask? Real nice mask. Real nice mask.

He walks by you. His whole ass is hanging out because he's only got the front of the outfit. He left the back off. And it's like they sell the back at the same price. Wait, his whole backside is, there's no? His whole ass. No clothing at all? His whole, he's got no ass.

Wait, he's got no ass? So basically this tape is a Ken doll on the other side. Get them imprinted. How are we on time? I think we're out. We got five minutes. Oh, okay. All right.

We're looking at daily hardware, redirected MIDI, 32 out of 50, third kind records. Go. Redirected MIDI? Third kind. Yeah. I wonder where it was going. It's like the trolley scenario i've been

trying to go through old i don't know how old this one is but i've been trying to go through tapes like on tape racks that are like that i don't ever touch uh-huh you know what i mean i do on that and then this is also in i never really touch things in um this type of packaging. The paper packaging? I don't like the paper packaging. No, I do. Never mind. This tape is sick, though. Is it? COVID-19.

It's kind of like Apex Twin meets Footwork. Oh, I like that. Then what happens? Do they get along when they meet? Oh, yeah. They're having a good time. They hit it off? They fight. It might be like they spar. Do they get along when they meet? Oh, yeah, they're having a good time. They hit it off? They fight. They fight.

No, they don't fight. It might be like they spar. Yeah. The sparring's different from fighting. Not the way I do it. Davey Boy, we got, like, probably four and a half minutes. What do you got? Okay. I'm going to play this deep learning tape.

This is the boring-ass one, right? This is the boring-ass one? On? This is stupid. It's not boring. It's just chill. This is the boring-ass one? On Salmon Universe is the name of the label. Salmon? Like the fish? Like the fish. It's Salmon Universe number two. Did we get number one, Hallie? Were there other ones that came with this?

Do you know? Let me see the cover. They better gave us both. So, basically, the cover is... Let me take it out of the Norelco. Yeah, don't put it in the Norelco screen. You know those pipes and tubes and stuff that Keith Rankin draws on his covers? The internet? I know.

Tubes. That's not pipes. I'm sorry. Come on, we're talking about Keith Rankin artwork here. Show some fucking respect. The man's a legend. The man's a legend in the community. Show him some respect. Picture a tube or a worm or something

and a Keith Rankin artwork. This guy took a little sliver of it and took a picture of it. Oh, I see. Just the tube. It's a little specimen. It's like a bean can. It's the size of a bean can, maybe. Yeah, it's like a bean can with a gradient.

But there ain't beans in there. There's a vortex in there. This makes no sense to me. What? This podcast? I just noticed something on the inside cover. The inside cover says, please search Salmon Universe on Bandcamp.

Instagram and Twitter. Okay, never mind. That's not as weird because you could just put SalmonUniverse.Bandcamp.com and it would be like 15 letters shorter than what... Never mind. Never mind. Yeah, I know. Come on.

He's giving you the look. Come on. I went to podcast school. I know what I'm doing. Yeah, right. I'm beginning to... It says my internet connection is unstable. Oh, my God, man.

What is going on? I need to get that booster. I'm telling you, 2020 is a dumpster fire. Now your internet is unstable. All right telling you, 2020 is a dumpster fire. Now your internet is unstable. All right, you think I can squeeze in one? Nicholas Law did the artwork for this. Nicholas what? Good job.

Nicholas Law. Getting that little Keith Rankin specimen. What was that, long? Photograph. You know it was. All right, do I have time to throw one on? I don't know. I might need room to breathe. Two minutes and 12 seconds. All right, do I have time to throw one on? I don't know. What do we got? I might need room to breathe.

Two minutes and 12 seconds. All right. Eight seconds. Keith Fools. Do you want to just come back? Oh, God. I already said Keith Fool. Everyone knows what it is.

I have to finish. Go. Go. Go to the micromachine. It says less than a minute. There's no way I can do it. All right, all right. I'm closing out.

I'm coming back. I'm so embarrassed let's we gotta start over just upgrade to professional shut the fuck up Keith Fullerton Whitman what? now hold on

a new thing or what is this? oh my god this guy is just pumping out cassettes now. Really? Pumping them out, huh? He is pumping them out. Really? Yeah.

He's back. You got to believe me about this. I don't know any other way to say it. I don't believe you. He's back, baby. Now the name of this, sit down, because the name of this cassette is a bit of a humdinger. It's going to take a while.

There's some punctuation in it. That's why you needed more time. I get it. Two, it's called to a certain extent. Alright? But the A is in parentheses for some reason that I don't quite understand. Well, you don't have the mind for it. I get it.

Me and Dave get it. Yeah, I get it. There's no way you get it. Oh, I get it big time. It's a cool joke. No, there's no way this is a joke. It's like a cool math noise joke that you don't get. No. I can't explain it to you right now because we don't have enough Zoom time.

To a certain extent, one and two. If you updated to pro, maybe I could. You update to pro. Me? Yeah. Who, me? Key for all two women. To a certain extent one it came out like i don't know

if it was a double tape or you or if you could purchase them separately but he's been pumping out these tapes and i gotta tell you before we get into how pretty released okay that's a good question one might say self-released i've been hearing a lot of people saying look at this sticker look at this tiny sticker on the narako case do you see it high-res audio yeah i see that in the corner of the narako cases it's a tiny golden sticker about the size of what would you say that's the size of uh quarter inch by quarter inch quarter inch. I don't even know if it's that big. But maybe, yeah. Very, very small.

I'm going to... I tiled my bathroom in quarter inch by quarter inch. Quarter inch by quarter inch tile? I remember you doing that. And I was like, Dave. Dave, I got plenty of time, baby. It's COVID time. I was like, yeah, but they make them so much... Didn't you give up halfway through

and just use one really big one for the last remaining area? Just the one wall. The one wall is one big tile. I grouted around it, though. You did the floor, too, but you wouldn't take up the toilet. Just went right over it. I always thought that was a mistake.

Some people are claiming. It's better to just do it and then cut it out. You know what I mean? Just do it. On Reddit? I'm not going under the bridge, Joe. I'm not hanging with the trolls. No, sir.

No, thank you. Who's claiming? Twitter? A true gentleman does not reveal his sources. All I can say after years of doing this podcast Fake news! It's Obama doing it. Fake news!

158 episodes of this episode. Who's claiming what? All I can ask is please believe me. That's all I can ask. Yeah, I believe you. Joe's all I can ask. Yeah, I believe you. I believe you. Joe, if I can get to it,

they're claiming that is the name of the label. Oh, Hi-Rez. That is what it... Hi-Rez Audio. Hi-Rez Audio, but I don't know. But he's got a band camp. He's got a band camp. People know who Keith Fulton Whitman is.

I believe he spent some time living in Massachusetts, perhaps. Yeah, I think Boston. Maybe. Ah. Yeah. I think now I'm pretty sure. I think like I'm like 77% sure. 77% sure? Yeah. Let's check and see.

Let's see if you're right. Inconclusive. Maybe college there. A college boy. Yeah, a college boy. A Harvard man, perhaps. He's an educated Noether. Yeah, he is, but you'll know him from his long, wispy beard,

kind of like a vortex of angel hair hanging from his chin. What about that time that you gave him a critique? Ah. Well, I do have critics' blood coursing through my veins. So you're talking about there was a gig in Baltimore. Yeah. Who played? Blues Control.

Oh, the Cluster gig. Yeah. Higgs was supposed to play, but he freaked out or something. He bail wouldn't play why would why would why would he stick around and play a show why would i ever get to see daniel higgs perform yeah no i like going to see him perform and then having him leave either not either not show up or or be there then leave and we had just recently seen um uh k f w right keep going wow you had to do that real fast i gotta say we just saw him at no fun fest like i want to say i didn't wasn't at the baltimore gig this i'm all living oh you didn't go to the baltimore stories no i wasn't there yeah we know but i'm pretty sure we had just seen him we had just seen him at We had just seen him at No Fun Fest.

He was at the gig in Baltimore. Yes, yes. And I said that I enjoyed his set, which I did. Yes. And then I wanted to give him one. Some notes. Can I give you one critique? And he said, yes.

And I said, too many squibbles. And I was serious. And there were too many. And you were serious. And there were too many. There were too many, yeah. Because you can have the biggest Eurorack system this side of the mississippi but if you throw too many squibbles at me i'll know it and i'll call your ass on it he was definitely one of the first people i ever saw to play

a big urerack system yeah and i don't from what i remember i don't think he much cared for my comment he did not i don't think i don't think he's you know he's an intellectual i think you know harvard man big whiskey beard. If you would have said squabbles, he probably understood what you were saying, but squibbles. Yeah, come on, man. That's a comment.

A bridge too far. Yeah. Fair enough. Should we start off? Anyway, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a new tape. I'm excited.

New tape, yeah. And the actual tapes, the actual cassettes themselves. Let me take that again. Take it from the top. And action. You've got to use a neural code for that. And action.

The actual cassette. One more time. Come on, man. One more time. Running out of tape. Action. And the actual cassettes themselves are like really nice

quality cassettes here they're heavy I think yours was longer of that one you were talking about these are heavy ooh

I don't know what they are but you the parts are these are some top quality hand built tapes here screw actually you know what there's no screw in here

what are we talking I take it all back there's no screw German engineered screws yeah these Germans yeah they don't have like a it's not like a Phillips head or a flat head You know what? There's no screw in here. I take it all back. There's no screw. German engineered screws. Germans. It's not like a Phillips head or a flat head. It's like this really crazy shape.

It's a weird one that's like... You know one weird thing? It looks like a hieroglyph. You have to buy the bit online. It costs like $200. I actually do have a single beef with this tape. And all the tapes he's been doing. I got a problem with them. My issue with all these tapes is

he puts them all in these little cellophane baggies. These little, like a pack of cigarettes. Like cigarettes? You know the cigarettes kind of has the little thing on the bottom? That doesn't make you feel cool? No, I don't. Well, you know what?

Actually, yeah. Maybe I should start rolling these cassettes up in my sleeve. Yeah. Yeah, I'll roll them up in my sleeve real high. Sorry, walk around packing the tape. That's how you get all the ferric oxide. Keep your spools tight. No, that's how you get the ferric oxide to the A-side.

You pack a nice tape. Yeah, I think there's a reason for that. Yeah, let's play these, okay? I do my thing bitch Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Peace out. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Make it on the screen, make it on the screen Make it on the screen, make it on the screen Make it on the screen, make it on the screen Make it on the screen, make it Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next one. Thank you. The so um Thank you. Thank you. To be continued... I'm sorry. BEEP I'm sorry. so so psst oh pssh Oh, my God. Pssst! Pssst! Psst! Psst! Psst! South City Hardware redirected MIDI

on 3rd Kind Deep Learning Dataverse what is this Salmon Universe like the fish yeah is that what it was

you know what's funny about salmon is I I can eat raw salmon that's a tuna bro no problem I like it raw salmon

I like it I like cooked salmon like super cooked like flaky dry like dry but if it's in the middle fuck I won't eat it it's a turtle I like cooked salmon, like super cooked, like flaky, dry. Like dry. But if it's in the middle, fuck, I won't eat it. It's eternal.

You won't eat it? No, I don't like it. No, I can't eat it. Sorry to hear that. It's got to be ripe or it's got to be like just right out of the river. Yeah, like out of the river or it's been frozen and somebody found it a few years later. Yeah. And then that Keith Bolton Whitman tape, it's been frozen, and somebody found it a few years later. Yeah. And then that Keith Fulton Whitman tape,

to a certain extent, won. And I'll tell you what, in my investigations that I was doing, I uncovered some information. And that information is high-res audio is definitely the label. Definitely. It's definitely the label. And there is maybe 20 tapes here.

20? Do you want me to count each one of them? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Yeah, like nine. I don't know, 10. There's like a few. I got a really small window. I'm looking at Discogs.

But they're all Keith Fulton Whitman. And I think they all came out this year. 2020. Yeah, he was bored. He must have been real friggin' bored. Nothing going on. But you can still buy, I think, most of those from the band camp. I got another Blast From the Past coming up, too, for you boys.

Oh, I'm excited. You should be. You want to start right now? Should I just go right into it? Yeah, just go right, because I can't hold it. You can't hold it in. Yeah. You gotta have it. My excitement. Yeah, I gotta have it. Your hand's in the toilet water.

Well, let me give it to you. That's a deep, deep breath. This is a deep cut. Does anyone want to guess? I just played Keith Fullerton Whitman. Does anyone want to go back to maybe around the same time period where he was really hitting it for you? What else was going on? What was another unit, a duo possibly?

Possibly West Coast. Possibly West Coast. How about Yellow Swan? Oh, my God, Davey Boy. I got to put in a sound clip there like signifies that you really won that one wait did I really get it? you got it my friend yeah what are you kidding me?

what's the D word? don't make me say it that's a bad boy thing no the D word on this one dangus please be dangus I wish it was dangus Dave get out of here that's too scary it's detestify

yellow swans detestify yellow swans what would you make it if you could pick one dangus yellow swans obviously you would go with dangus dutch dutch yellow swans

I might go with denim yellow swans I believe denim yellow swans? I don't know. Dutch yellow swans is good. Dutch from Predator. I might go with denim yellow swans. Ooh, denim, yeah. I believe denim yellow swans is probably used. You think so? Why not? I mean, you'd have to go and check. There's some I wrote the book.

I don't know. Diesel. Diesel ass yellow swans. Diesel ass? Diesel ass, hyphenate it. How about dingleberry yellow swans? How about diarrhea yellow swans? Diarrhea, actually, I can't believe that.

Diarrhea is too dirty. You think diarrhea... That's filthy. That's filthy humor. Okay. I don't do that kind of stuff. Developed yellow swans. Yeah.

Developed yellow swans. My humor is a little bit more intellectual like it is yeah this is a little bit more highbrow yeah highbrow you know i mean you have to go to college to really get a logical stuff well yeah no i don't do scat stuff i do scat to logical stuff i'm sorry that I was experiencing a working man's upbringing. A working man's humor. You're like a working man's comic.

I'm in the mines. I'm in the mines, my friend. I'm making the miners crack the hell up. You're on the Roadie and the Blue Collar comedy tour. Jeff Foxworthy, Murray the Cable Guy. We're at the coffee shop.

We're having, you know, the fancy coffee through the beakers. Beaker, beaker. Yellow Swans. What year?

I mean, they were doing, when were they doing stuff? What was the years? They were doing stuff in the early 2000s. 2000 and, they were hot. Man, they were doing... When were they doing stuff? What was the years? They were doing stuff in the early 2000s. 2000 and... They were hot.

Man, they were hot in that era. Are you kidding me? 2002? I don't know the other guy's name. Pete Swanson and the other guy. There's Pete Swanson, and then you got the other guy. The other guy literally could be anybody. And Pete Swanson always had that specific hat.

Pete Swanson had a hat, and then there was... It's not a baseball hat. It's kind of like Fidel Castro's hat, but a little bit different. Why does it... You know what would be a super ban? Would be like, the other guy from Yellow Swans,

the other guy from Lightning Bolt. Ah, that would be good. The third guy from Clipping can get in there. The guy that's not in Hamilton? We'll get to that later, my friend. Oh, we're going to get to that? We're going to get to that. But this was a CD-R from the mid-2000s.

And now Yellow Swans, now they're back. They're back? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Fake news. Fake news. They are not back but there is a band camp i guess i guess in a covid world in a 20 in a 2020 world being back is not like doing stuff it's having like a band camp or something and that's what they and that's what they have if i did maybe buy it because I don't have a job so it's person, woman man, camera, TV

man, camera, TV I'll play the next tape you want to play a tape, Joby? you think you got what it takes? I'm going to play a local boy before you do that there's always a condition I know, before you do that, before you do that, we need... God damn it, there's always a condition. I know, right?

All I want to say is that there's a box of tapes here. We have to give it away to a lucky listener. And that needs to be... How that is done needs to... I am not... I have too many balls in the air. I'm not coming up without...

Okay, okay. It has to be... He's got too many balls. Come on. to be he's got too many balls come on why are they in the air dummy yeah why are they in the air don't clown me like this man mine are downstairs and they're perfect fuck shit i'm getting clowned left and right all right we i got we gotta get away. So before this episode is over, we need to figure out a way to get them out of the house.

Okay. Throw them out the window, man. I tried. In the window, check them out. I put them out in the curb. Someone throws them back in. Okay. They need to go to one of the freaks

to listen to this. The freaks. You got to... If you want to put them out in the... If you want to put tapes in the trash, you got to call the trash company ahead of time. They say we... There's once a year where you can take them down

to your local high school for a special cleanup day. No, I put mine to the curb. The trashman said I need to get media trash. It's a whole special because of the ferric oxide. It can't get on the other trash. Oh, right, right, right.

Fucking Nancy Pelosi. Mix that with recycling. Because Nancy Pelosi fucking up my recycling. I yield my time. Fuck you. All right, Joby, you said you had a tape? Who the hell is that? What do you got?

By a local guy who I just discovered. A local? So when you say local, you're saying Delaware. Delaware who has a tape label. Wait, hold on. A local. So when you say local, you're saying Delaware. Delaware, who has a tape label. Wait, hold on. Tell me about this show. Hold on. Hold on.

Ghost Jazz Tapes. Hold on. Someone's running an operation, a tape operation out of Delaware. He also does Ghost Jazz Books. He makes zines, too. Is that a fact? It is a fact.

I'm just a little taken aback by the fact that someone thinks they can run an operation out of Delaware and not let me know about it. Yeah. That's not... I think twice before you start a tape label on my town, boy. Yeah, you got to pay the piper, man. I got to at least know about it. You look dumb. No, I look dumb.

At work, Dave Mealy put some music on. He was a co-worker of mine um dave muley put some music on okay the co-worker of mine co-worker of yours put some music i was vibing to it i was like this is tight yeah what is this and he said it's he said it's john whatever the dude's last name is i said I said, who? He says, I was like, who's that? He worked at blah, blah, blah. I'm like, what? What is this? And it's sick.

So then I ordered some tapes from him. And he like, it's like on demand. You know what I mean? Like I ordered, I messaged him and I was like, I want to buy some tapes. And he like listed me like so many possibilities. You sent him a message. So basically, the story

you're saying is your co-worker told you about this guy, John whatever, who works at blah blah blah and you sent him a message and now he's sending you a list of tapes. Yeah, and I bought some. This dude's from around here is what you're saying. Yeah, but he just, I don't think

the additions, it's kind of like Hanson you want to order it he'll dub it in real time and then send it to you it's not like additions yeah he's dubbing on the spot it's always available always available

he sent me so much I was like I don't know I'll take this and this Samurais from Hell and I'll take the Poison Toad Bongo Killer. So he's one of these... That's what I'm going to play. He's one of these people that just, like... He's got a back catalog that don't quit. They don't quit. He keeps it all.

He's got it all organized. And he's also one of those... It's one of those things where, like, the new tape that he put out... That's not what I'm playing. Okay. The new tape that he put out is supposedly a... How do I put this? A soundtrack for a kung fu movie in the 70s that was...

Rejected. Rejected? Right. But I highly think that it's just him. Oh, sure. There's a made-up story. It's like when people... It's like, you know, this 70s synthesizer guy, you know, and it's just like, it's them.

Yeah. Yeah. But I think it's him. But it's cool. You know what I mean? Because he's kind of separate from that scene. Okay. You know what I mean?

Who is this guy? Who is this guy? He's like his own scene, I think. Person. Woman. Man. Okay. You know what I mean? Who is this guy? Who is this guy? He's like his own scene, I think. Person, woman, man. Okay. So he's a loner. You're calling this one a loner. I don't want to say he's a loner because I know he has put out some stuff by people from other places that are real.

But at the same time, I don't know anything about this. Well, I'm excited to hear this. And what's the name of the tape again? Well, this is Operator G. Operator G. Which I believe is him. It gotta be. And the tape is called The Poison Toad Bongo Killer.

Okay. And it's a 70-minute long tape. Both the tapes I got from him are 70 minutes long. Long-ass tape, man. Long-ass tape. Not long like wit. Like it's longer. Like it'll fit in your it'll fit in your day the other one it's called like samurai frogs from hell oh shit too mean or something

samurai something i can't remember either way not too way too scary but he gave me so many options that i was just like i'll just take these two. And they came right away. I mean, it took a couple of days, but you know, standard, a couple of days. Well,

you know, he had to dub them. Maybe like, maybe I mailed them at night. You know what I mean? Like, come on now. All right.

Fair enough. But it's like, you know, it's hip hop. It's like, it reminds me, it's very much reminds me of the DJ Shadow era of bedroom hip-hop, of introducing or preemptive strike.

I like this. I like this. I'm excited. For the first time in so long, I'm getting excited. I'm going to play this tape by Tenth Letter. And it's called Escape from... Can you read that? Go ahead, read it, Dave.

Escape from Atlanta or ATL. What would you say? Escape from Atlanta or escape from the ATL? Atlanta. Well, I don't know what the ATL is. Excuse me. Would you say escape from Atlanta or escape from ATL? Which one?

Atlanta. And you say Atlanta too, Joby? Yeah. Extremely. ATL might be an acronym for something other than a city. That's what I was getting at. Ass to legs. Yeah, what if it's ass to legs?

You think this is escape from ass to legs? Yeah, it's like when you shit yourself. I would have to think it's Atlanta, right? I would have to think that. I think you're right. You think I'm right? I don't even have to think it's Atlanta. Right? I would have to think that. I'm going to see if you're right. You think I'm right? I don't even have to check?

Yeah. I kind of wish it was... I don't know. I wish they did the whole city name. It wouldn't be so confusing. We wouldn't be in this situation. There's not enough room on the cover. No, yeah.

You can make the font smaller. Not that font, Dave. No. That font? That's as small as it gets. That's make the font smaller. Not that font, Dave. No. That font? That's as small as it gets. That's as small. Yeah. Yeah.

Like that dripping red font, that doesn't get much smaller. What's the picture? I can't see it. That's another thing. Here's a weird thing about the layout. Is it a cityscape? Yeah. Okay, what's Atlantis?

Wait, I see the CNN building. I see the CNN building. No, I don't know if i do the weird thing that the j card it has like that picture on the outside the black and white picture of what you still didn't describe it the fucking cityscape man we i thought we all know yeah i thought that was a joke it is in what way would that be a joke if i joe if i when i don't know because we're talking about atlanta you're like it's a let me explain something to you when i tell you a joke you're gonna know a joke it's a joke because you're gonna be cracking the fuck up i'm gonna be cracking up laughing you're right you're right you're right you're right i'm sorry i doubted you if you're not it was just a prank i don't know

yeah if you're crying if you're crying you've just been pranked if you're laughing if you're crying, you've just been pranked. If you're laughing, if you're cracking the fuck up, it's because I said a joke. Other than that, you're just in awe. Describe the back and then I'll know if it's a prank or not. Because then that'll reveal the true intent. You're talking about the back of the J card?

The back of the J card, it's all white. Let me say it. It's all white with just that picture and real small. What? So that's a classic prank. So it is a prank after all.

Jeremy Johnson. Eric Johnson? Jeremy Johnson. Jeremy, okay. Who was born in South Carolina. I hate Eric Johnson. Who's Eric Johnson? Who's Eric Johnson?

He's a fucking prick. No, I'm just kidding. I don't know. Who was born in South Carolina. Oh, is this all on the J card? No, this is on Discogs. Like we said, there's nothing on the J card. Oh, right, right, right.

I wouldn't remember because I can't see the picture if it was hidden in a Where's... Three minutes. What do they call... Do you know? What do they call Where's Waldo in England? Where's Royale? No? Where's Royale? No, Where's Wally.

Where's Wally. Okay. Where's Wally. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, it probably sounds good with that accent. But this dude is now based in Atlanta, which I think is the ATL connection, which now we've come back around full circle.

I think we can safely say that ATL means Where's Wally? This is an original soundtrack to a blockbuster about a post-nuclear city filled with cyberpunks and mutant. What did I write here? Some sort of mutants and warlords and stuff. So you wrote this? No. Yes. some sort of mutants and warlords and stuff so you wrote this no i know yes i wrote this dude a letter and i was like would you mind making this kind of soundtrack and he fucking came through this is a lot of carpenter vibes going on maybe there's a low pan reference on here

okay good track titles but what's the movie that this is a soundtrack to? Escape? Are you kidding me? Escape from Atlanta? Yes. But that's not a movie. That's... Did I not make it clear that it was like a fake soundtrack? You didn't make it clear. I kind of glossed over that point. Yeah, you glossed over that.

It's a fake movie. Okay, I kind of feel like I nailed it. I don't know. I'm not really into fake cinema, you know? I'm a big movie head, you know what I mean? You hate it when someone makes an imagined soundtrack to an imagined film.

And you're like, no. Nope. No. Next. What if they make the movie poster and they cast it and everything? Oh, who's doing the poster? We got Eric Johnson on board. All right, cool.

All right, I'm into it now. Now I really want to hear it. There's some good track titles on here. Stuff like... One Minute 50 Suns. Edgewood Cobras vs. The Eastside Scorpions. Oh, so it's like a... What's that story type?

Rumble on 13th Street. Yeah. Uh, Warriors. Alright. It says Lopin's Return, which makes me think in Escape from Atlanta, I think in Escape from Atlanta, I think it exists in the Big Trouble

universe. Okay. And Lopin comes back in this movie. In Atlanta. I'm, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Yeah, my, my, my, and Lo Pan comes back in this movie in Atlanta I'm stuck let me tell you I've been listening to this tape and enjoying it I just said that I can't wait for it to take me there

it's taken me to a new level okay and that's what I want music to do not even the music just like the fake man camera TV alright you ready And that's what I want music to do. Not even the music, just like the fake... Man, camera, TV. Camera, TV. All right, you ready?

Oh, Dave, you're so smart. so so I'm going to have I can do this. I'm going to if I can get the I'm not sure if I can do this. Thank you. I'm not sure if I can do this. Thank you. so I'm sorry. Thank you. We were killers. What do you mean, killers? What I said is killers with no emotion at all. Thank you. But today, what's positive is that nobody's going to see you go out of the house. I don't kill us. What do you mean, kill us? What I said, kill us. With no emotion at all. Hmm. Two cameras covering the main gate.

You couldn't get within 100 yards without tripping that alarm system. Well, about what happened? What is your game? Life's easy. Two things. First, go. Drop all that bullshit. What do you want? I'm the director of the 14th floor deck. Your boys put up a good show last night.

I just wondered, what company you're from. How far of us? All the trouble we've had, what's it for? For money. You hear me, Swiss banks? Don't give up their clients' numbers, not for nobody. You got some friends back home been looking for you, you know that, don't you? They'd like to pay you back for what you've done for them.

They got a long memory. You do this for money? Money is paid, but that's not the motive. It has to do with standing outside of it all on your own. Thank you. so so Thank you. so oh Thank you. so Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. so so so so so so so so so

so so so so so everyone shut up dean well shut up dean well global music oh we're back shut up dean well global music let me just say the name of the label dean well global music super high bias vip cassette oh read it and we gentlemen vip are we the vips i believe i've always considered myself a vip excuse me are we the vips i'm sorry everyone with the vip cassette hold it up in the air i believe i'm the only one my friend i believe i'm the lucky one i mean i'm get me in the club. We're at capacity.

I kind of see what you mean about your haircut with the headphones because it keeps getting poofier. Yeah. Don't talk about it, please. Dave, did you have a tape you would like to play? Yeah, I'm going to play this hippies wearing muzzles tape that came out on Moonville

last year. That's what I'm talking about. Richard Nixon shit. Yeah, get the muzzles on those hippies. Yeah Richard Nixon shit. Get the muzzles on those hippies. Muzzles on those hippies. Antifa. You've played this band before. I have? Yeah, you've played hippies wearing muzzles before on this show.

I know we played them before, but I don't remember playing them. He might have played it on me and Dave's podcast. Oh, come on. There's no way. You guys keep joking to me about this, but there's no way. I would know about it.

We'll give you the link eventually. Yeah, I'll give you the hyperlink. You motherfuckers. It's very popular. Who's hippie? Refresh my memory. It's not that I... Or tell our listeners, I should say.

It's Lee Evans from Denver, Colorado. Okay. Good city. Tell me more about this. I see the artwork in your background. You've been doing that on these Zooms. You've been... I like that he's been doing that.

Have you been recording the whole Zoom to put that out as some Patreon shit? A gentleman never tells. We have a Patreon? No, not yet. I like the font. I can't really make it i got i got the hiccups on the back away yeah um i can't do it no what label is this on moon villain ah moon villain yes yeah those looks the font of massachusetts Boston, Massachusetts. Some more Boston people.

Some more Harvard boys. Is Harvard in Boston? It's not, is it? I don't think it is. Yeah, I went to Havid. Havid. That's in New England somewhere. That's a tuna, bro.

Down in the corner. Yeah. The font on here is very scary because it looks like it's made of glass and possibly delicate and sharp. Isn't it? On the cover. I find that very sexy. You think it's sexy?

Like a horny sexy. It's so sexy. It's delicate but sharp. To me, it looks like a very thin pretzel. It kind of looks like that. It can also, but sharp. To me, it looks like a very thin pretzel. It kind of looks... That can also be horny. That can also be horny.

No, not like a thin, hard. Like a very thin, hard pretzel. You're just making my case, Dave. Saying these words. They should make them extra thin. Like extra thin. Yeah, super long. Extra thin and super long. What, still a soft pretzel yeah no no hard hard

hard i don't know i like soft pretzels so i'm i'm done with your idea so what are you suggesting like a like a 17 inch like wire like thin hard like what gauge what gauge soft pretzels are we talking about gauge a pretzel yeah. I don't know that system. Is the pretzel thinner than the... You can't make soft pretzels that thin. They just turn into noodles. That's true. Well, there's a delicate balance of the outside shell still being hard,

but the inside being soft. That's how you make soft pretzels. You guys know that, right? You just take a hard pretzel and you boil it. Oh, okay. That's not true well since we're on the since we're on the horny train should i oh i love horny train i have another tape here that i'm only playing because of this because of horniness not because of horniness come on

don't say that i mean horniness is natural keep telling me and i'm just, I don't think so. Natural. You don't think so? No. You don't think so. You don't think being like, uh, just pent up sexuality. I'll give you this. I'll give you like, no. Repressed. Boner disease. I'll give you this. Everyone should have one horny a week.

One horny a week. Alright, so this is your horny. Give it to me. Well, no, this isn't the horny but this is. Yeah, I mean, I know you're Catholic, but God, what the fuck? Are you saying that's too much? Yeah, no, that's not enough. You'd have two hornies a week, Mike. Two.

Can I tell you what I used my horny on this week? Yeah, what did you use your horny on? I watched the goddamn, that goddamn hamilton hamilton oh yeah and you would think it's big time oh my god dude did you watch i haven't watched it no i watched it and let me tell you they sabine and stacy watched it but too much singing don't know yeah i don't like musicals there's not that much singing musicals are awful i don't think don't sing once in a play not even once there wasn't that much singing i Musicals are awful. Don't sing once in a play. Not even once. There wasn't that much singing, I don't think.

Doesn't, there wasn't that much singing. It's mostly singing, isn't it? It wasn't. Yeah, it's all singing, Mike. It's a musical. But it's done so well. It's done so well.

Well, it's done very well. Yeah, I mean, it's very good. This is, speaking of Lafayette, this clipping tape, there existed an addiction to blood. Who is Lafayette, right? Yes, Daveed Diggs is La is, speaking of Lafayette, this clipping tape. There existed an addiction to blood. Who is Lafayette, right? Yes, Daveed Diggs is Lafayette.

Lafayette is in clipping. And he's also in Hamilton, which is so horny. It's so horny and crazy. It's so horny. You would think, I thought I was going to be in for an educational thing. I watch this with my family. And I get it. All of a sudden, the Schuyler sisters, and everybody's fucking.

The Schuyler sisters. Everyone's fucking. And Peggy. Everyone's fucking. Peggy's barely get it. All of a sudden, the Schuyler sisters, and everybody's fucking. Everyone's fucking. Everyone's fucking. Peggy's barely in it. Peggy's not in it. No one gives a fuck about Peggy. Don't get me started on Peggy. No one gives a fuck about Peggy.

She didn't score a big profile name, so no one cares about Peggy. But this tape is on Sub Pop. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah, like, that's nuts. Nirvana. Nirvana. But yeah, Daveed Diggs, yeah which is crazy yeah like uh that's nuts nirvana nirvana but yeah david diggs who was uh was not just lafayette he was also what's his name i just know him yeah i know him as lafayette but

i know he's played multiple played multiple played multiple characters right yeah a lot of people played multiple characters everyone hornier than the last i'm gonna play a tape uh or excuse me i'm gonna play a track off of here called what track am i playing he dead with featuring ed balloon it's ed balloon yes and i'm playing ed balloon because i know if we're going to talk about horniness dave gets does get horny from balloons balloons right oh i see you just did a good callback like a good that's a callback right yeah yeah that's a callback um what else did i want to say about this tape oh i should probably say who clipping is if they don't know we we just said david diggs also uh who are those other two assholes jonathan snipes uh who i guess runs he runs that debunking site, Snipes.com, that debunks Snopes articles, I think.

Really? And then William Hudson, who... I went to high school with his brother. Who did that project, Rail. Do you remember Rail? Dave's yawning. I got it. You alright, Davey boy? Dan's getting sleepy, man. I'm back to work now.

He's back to work. It's a fucking Saturday. It's 922. It is pretty bad that I'm back to work now. He's back to work. It's a fucking Saturday. It's 922. It is pretty bad that I'm as tired already. Oh, no. I usually, on my off days, I'm in bed by like 830, 9 o'clock. Oh, going to bed early is very nice. I'm a big fan. 730, 8 o'clock.

I'm like, I'm ready to go. I'm going to lay down. Can I say one more thing? Can I say one more thing? No. I'm going to lay down. Can I say one more thing? Can I say one more thing? I'm going to put it on YouTube and then fall asleep. No, yes, yes. I'll allow it. One more comment, but that's it.

It's an incredible tape. Listen. That's it. No, let me say more. Let me say more. I want to say more. It's an incredible tape. He dead featuring Ed Balloon.

Excellent track. It's actually pronounced Balloon. That's what I said. Balloon. You said it a little different. It was slightly different. Now I'm looking for more stuff to say about this. Now I'm looking for more stuff.

That's a big label. Clipping's been around for a little while, right big label clipping clipping been around for a little while right clipping's been around for a bit doing a lot of stuff on death bomb arc yeah that's what i thought yeah all right let's play these tapes Thank you. so so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Protect your body They want to take your body They want to hurt your body And put it in a coffin

Cause they don't think you matter Oh no They want to take your power oh no and make you even lesser oh no and add you to the ya don't let them get close they screaming a murder you gotta be cautious before they destroy ya can you feel it everywhere? Oh, he dead. Can you feel it everywhere? Oh, he dead. Can you feel it everywhere?

Oh, he dead. Can you feel it everywhere? Oh, he dead. How fast can them bare feet run? Can you feel it everywhere? Are we dead? How fast can them bare feet run? The answer is barely, isn't it? But you can't stop for the pain. Pop another oxy, swallow and hit the bricks. Follow the plan, you know all the tricks.

Fire escape to the roof. Stay low, stay low, stay low. When they screaming out murder, they looking for you. They always looking for you. Why the fuck they always looking for you? Surely somebody must live without stiffness. Ice in the spine you've been running so gotta keep running so so and so told you about so and so's cousin they got him and there wasn't nothing left for her to identify disappeared in the blink of an eyeball bounce man bounce man oh he dead lost and found man

oh he dead used to be this girl around the way oh she she dead Looked up to God and you pray, oh he dead, oh she dead What they say, you got loose, do not stop, do not dwell On the past, you's a fool, you got legs, best to use some Don't let them get close You got to be cautious, this ain't knife to a gunfight But more twig to a tank They say these bullets hollow, holler if you feel the same. Say you need bullets silver, holler if you got a chain.

Then this breeze make you shiver, holler if you feel the pain. Yeah, the molar is starving insane, must be about to rain again. Yeah, the older you get, the less game they ought to be breaking in. They like they me fresh, so just take a live young man, feed to the road again. The echo of boots on the pavement is powerful off of the buildings buildings they closing in they hunters are packing they packing more firepower than you ever imagined the pack on your back rattles back and forth no cycle faster go faster they masters are trapping and you just a trapper who went for a masters and dropped out when it didn't matter no more your body your work didn't embody body and bodies and watching them pile on

the floor so what them books got you but dreams of everything lost what does sleep bring you but screams all night when you toss and turn hope into stone your motto and boss stay alive at all costs can you feel it everywhere oh he dead can you feel it everywhere oh he dead can you feel it everywhere? Oh, he dead Can you feel it everywhere? Oh, he dead Don't let him get close There's human number there

You gotta be cautious before they destroy ya don't let them get close hippies wearing muzzles I'm going to die. We received a message that I wanted to play for you. For me? Dave, stop texting funny jokes in the middle of the podcast. We're doing this as serious work. Yes, are you ready to hear it? I'm ready. I'm like on the edge of my seat.

Get back on it. Here it comes. All right. I'm listening to the podcast right now. And I'm pretty sure that Joe has had some beverages. Pretty sure. I haven't heard him quite so animated and intense. And I'm thinking that it's due to beverage consumption.

That's just my thoughts so far. It's good. Don't get thoughts so far it's good don't get me wrong it's good but it's a different it's a different Joe I feel like there's more beverages involved

that's all I gotta say and uh no no wait one more thing I'm gonna send a copy of a tape yeah yeah everybody does

do you have any response? I do have a response. I think I drink too many beverages. Are you trying to stop? That hit hard. Yeah. My gut really makes me think about my lifestyle. And I'll try

to drink less beverages. I want to just tell this person, this is America. Joe doesn't have to wear a mask. He can drink as much as he wants. Stay the fuck out of his business, okay? Fuck you, man. I can drink however much I want to drink. No, he's probably right.

I've been drinking too much, and I need to drink less. Back off. All right. A lot going on there. You're right. We didn't even give those tapes away yet. Remember that from before? How we said we were going to...

We didn't come up with a solution. What does someone have to do? Dave, tell me something someone has to, like, tweet at us or something. How many beers did Joe drink? And how many is it? Let's see. How many beers did Joe drink tonight? Joe, how many beers did you drink?

During the podcast or tonight? What do you want to do? All night? Let's just do during the podcast. Six. Six beers. Tweet how Joe drank six beers tonight. I have this big-ass box of tapes to send you. You know what, smartasses, before you jump on this? Some of them are actually all right.

What, the beers or the tapes? The tapes. I lost my shoe. The beers are the tapes? The tapes. Alright. The beers are all good. Alright. How about... Who goes first this time? How about Dave? I don't think he's went first yet.

No, I'll go first this time. Haley gave me a little stack of new actual spirit stuff. I did. Oh, nice. Recently. So I'm going to play a tape from that stack. Although two of them were the same tape, so I'm a little angry about that.

Hold on. I purposely didn't play any of the tapes that Mike gave me last time. Why not? What does? Because they weren't my style. Are you serious? They're not your style?

Have you changed your style over quarantine? They were all like rock and roll bands. No, I wouldn't have given you rock and roll. Not you, Joe B. Yeah. No. Yeah. Huh.

Well, not all rock and roll. Rock and roll is a very loose band. What was it? It was the Beatles tape I gave you? The Beatles tape? The Rolling Stones tape. Yeah, Rolling Stones star me up. What else?

Van Halen. And Van Halen. And that was all rock and roll to you it's still rock and roll to me old fun cool junk all right so what do you have what are you playing Tim Stein trio tape fresh demons too scary too scary by the way too scary well I like them fresh who's this well who you got you said Tim Stein get rid of my virtual background so I can show you the Fresh Demons cover. That's an actual

square stage. Looks like a couple of Fresh Demons, right? Looks like a sour dollar painting. Yeah, why not? It kind of does, actually. Speaking of paintings, did you guys ever see

There Are No Fakes? No. It's this documentary about one of the dudes from Bare Naked Ladies buying a painting from an indigenous painting up in Ontario.

This is a bootleg. This is a bootleg. That ends up being a fraudulent painting. They figure it out being a fraudulent painting. They figure out it's a fraudulent painting. It's so insane. All the people in it are completely insane.

You have to see it. Is it a real painting or not? Is it of dogs playing poker? It's a fraudulent, but they uncover this fraudulent painting operation. And it gets really dark and really depressing. But there's...

One of the dudes from the Barenaked Ladies buys it. He's like, I'm going to get into art. Yeah. You're going to get into art. I'm going to get into art. I'm going to buy painting. But there's these art dealers that are buying it that are like they're like you can tell right away

like the biggest con artists in the world are so bad at it and then it slowly starts introducing you to like the fraudulent painting ring and it's like really really dark it gets really fucking dark. It's so bizarre.

I highly recommend it. Check it out. What's it on, Dave? That was Dave's... No, that's getting cut out. Don't even bother because that's getting cut out too. Don't even bother. Dave's Popcorn.

No, stop it. Stop trying to come up with... I want to go back to this and see how much you cut out. Stop trying to come up with a segment name because it is all want to go back to this and see how much you cut out. Stop trying to come up with a segment name because it is all me. The episodes are probably like an hour long. Dave's Corner. It's 15 minutes and it's me just talking about theories,

string theories. It's just you. Yeah. Different strings theory. The G-string theory. The G-string theory. That's a myth, Dave. What?

The G-string theory? The G-string doesn't exist. That's the most believable one of all. The G-string is a myth. It doesn't exist. I don't understand the universe at all. Now you're giving me a horn again. I have one of the least horny tapes available left.

It makes me angry how little I understand the universe. You used all your hornies, so stop. I blew my load way too early. Now I got this flaccid ass thing. It's going to bring you guys way down. What do you got? I didn't play mine yet.

I'll go. It'll make sense because, Dave, what are you playing again? You're playing the Tim Stein what? Tim Stein Trio, like from Ferris Bueller. Ah, Tim Stein Trio. How about I play the Hexbreaker Quintet? Oh, I wish I had a thing that went with it. So a trio would be three, and now a quintet. It's five, right?

You would think it would be five, but now you'll have to tell me if this is a prank or a lie. You'll have to tell me if it's a prank or not. It's only four people, but it's quintet. I think that's illegal. That's a quartet. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What's Hexbreaker Quartet? That's only three. Wait a minute. Hexbreaker Quartet. Quartet is four. Quartet is four. No, but there's only three people. What?

It's Josh Milrod, Jesse DeRosa, and Matt Regula. Right. That's a trio. That's Hexbreaker Quartet. That's not a quartet. This tape says quintet. You're talking about this. I'm talking about another thing and

not this tape this is all very interesting i'm gonna cut all this out too let's analyze this some more this all gets cut out this is making me flaccid i told you i told you right this is not horny like this isn't horny you're telling me i'm being boring by just giving you the information when really i don't know why your balls are floating around. Yeah, I want a big time sex tape. Give me a sex tape. I can't. This is what I got.

This is all I can reach. And I'm telling you, don't... All right. Cancel your... What's that on the cover? Well, I'll tell you everything that this is. It's a nudie. Is that a clown? I'm trying to tell you.

I'm trying to get it out. It kind of looks... Okay. Okay... Okay. Okay. So Grasshopper and Telecall Powers both put out LPs on baked tapes. Long players. Long players, vinyl platters,

a slab of wax, and it's so warm that as soon as you put it on, it takes you right back to the 60s. Oh, nice. Right back to the 60s. Oh, nice. Right back to the 60s. Weed was weed. Goodnight, Sweet Traveler.

That was the Grasshopper LP. And then there was a Telecoil Powers LP with Zion Traveler. Wait, did they really? Oh, no, I'm sorry. Goodnight, Sweet Prince was the Grasshopper tape. Zion Traveler... I fucked up again.

So Goodnight Sweet Prince was the Grasshopper. You've had some beverages. Shut up. Goodnight Sweet Prince was the Grasshopper LP. Zion Traveler was the Telecall Powers LP. This is Goodnight Sweet Traveler. Both those LPs laid on top of each other.

Sonically. Illegally possibly. I don't know if it's even... They don't have anything... I don't know what this... Do they do with each other? Say it again? Do they have anything to do with each other?

Do the two LPs? They're friends. I mean, they like each other do with each other? Do the two LPs? They're friends. I mean, they like each other. Right, but they just put two random pieces of music on top of each other. Joe, we're talking about outsider experimental. Experimental, yeah. Now I'm horny.

Now you're horny. Okay, you know what? I'm getting there too, to be honest. And I could have swore I thought i was just getting tired but actually now it is horniness this is a very horny episode i can't believe we're gonna ever stop recording this is super experimental you know what i did once what let's give it a try i did um i made a quartet uh or no it was a it was a trio i took a an Anthony Braxton, Alto Sax solo LP, mixed with a Dave Holland solo upright bass LP,

mixed with a Max Roach solo drums LP, and just let them all rip together. It sounded pretty good. It was good. Sounds pretty cool. There's some good moments. You should put that out. Well, Jay Soliday

is the person who did this and he sent it to Jesse DeRosa who I guess approved of it and put it out on on bake tapes as well. And it says that it's like it's got like the album cover artwork. They even mix that

in an illegal way. Oh, what? With like they took the grasshopper artwork Just cut off the bottom cover artwork. They even mixed that in an illegal way. Oh, what? They took the grasshopper artwork. Just cut off the bottom. Not cut off the bottom, but just put your hand over all the banners and just see. No, no. Move it up.

Up. Up. There you go. Stop. I'm completely covering the artwork now. What's going on? No, no. Up a bit more. Okay. No, no. Down a little bit.

Okay. Now what do you say? Scissors. Horny. Oh. Oh, yeah. There's kind of like a balls and a dick at the bottom. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that what yours looks like? You know what? I wouldn't. That's kind of what mine looks like. I wouldn't even say cover it up. A little bit bigger. I wouldn't even say cover it up because the top, how it's split open like a sausage on the top. That's how of what mine looks like. I wouldn't even say cover it up. Because the top, how it's split open

like a sausage on the top, that's how mine looks. What's that supposed to look like? You're okay, Hallie. Alright, well that's what I'm going to play. I'm going to play this song. And I gotta say, when you ask the question like, do these things go together? Who cares?

You just take two listen listen you take these two things you already record it you put them over top each other you sell it again how do you think capitalism works that's capitalism that's how it works does it sound good no one cares no one cares it's limited though what's the spine look like give me a good-ass spine. Okay? Because 90% of the time, that's what I'm saying. It's got some fucking backbone on it.

All right. Does someone go next? I'm going to go, all right? Joe B. Joe B, you're the last tape, right? Yeah. I think I got six minutes to talk about it. I'm going to play this...

Take it all. Moe Nichols Presents Six minutes to talk about it. I'm going to play this. Take it all. Moe Nichols Presents World's Greatest Producers, Volume 2. J Dilla. Wait, what do you got here? What is this? What do you got here? You got a J Dilla tape?

What are you talking about? Moe Nichols, I believe, is a DJ. Okay. And this is like a mix of J Dilla. It's a bootleg, basically, because I don't think it's on the label or anything. I think he just put this out. Okay. Because I have two. I have an MF Doom one, too. Where he's just mixing

Dilla-produced tracks. Okay. Is this like a... J Dilla, a.k.a. J.D., who produced stuff Slum Village. I'm blanking on some other things. You tried your best.

I just picked up... I gotta give it that. I just picked up Oppressing and Donuts. No, Donuts is like the... Donuts is good. What was the thing with Madlib? That was... It was just the two names but how what was it it was um um that's not mad villain uh no that's that's uh mf doom and yeah it's mf doom what is the thing with what is mad lib

oh i can't i can't remember it well it's late in the night and i've had beverages I can't remember it. Well, it's late in the night, and I've had beverages. I can't believe you... 11.15 at night time. I can't believe you didn't just look it up. Well, I don't know how to open it. I'm away from my keyboard, right?

Tab on this keyboard. Are you away from the keyboard? File's done. Let me know when you come back. Not near the computer right now, buddy. Sorry. But when me and Larry went and saw this dude,

Billy Woods, in a Lucid, and this dude, Moe Nichols, was like the DJ for Billy Woods. Oh, yeah? And is this where you got that tape? Yeah. P for Billy Woods. Oh, yeah? And is this where you got that tape? Yeah. Picked it up right then, huh?

Picked it up right then. Hold it up. I want to see what it looks like. Oh, yeah. I want to get a look at it. Look at that. That looks very nice. But, yeah, there's no other real info on it as far as a label is concerned.

I don't know if you found anything. Is that a Home Dub guy there? info on it as far as like a label is concerned i don't know if you found anything is that just like is that a home dub guy there um i mean it's got a little label on it i don't know it's got a label on it but it's not imprinted eh i'm just no it's not imprinted you know me i'm just looking for clues yeah you know you can't blame me for that let me see if the atF Doom went. Let you see what? What is he doing? Dave, what's he doing? He said something about MF Doom.

That's all I heard. And then he just left, huh? File's done. Yeah. Okay. I guess we'll just wait around. Well, Joe's a little bit of an experimental artist. This is an experimental podcast.

I mean, there's no way around it. We gave the tapes away. We got everything done we needed to get done. I played, there's no way around it. We gave the tapes away. We got everything done we needed to get done. I played Joe's voicemail. Let's see. Where'd you go, Joe? Where were you? I was looking for that MF Doom tape to see if there was any sort of info on it.

Moe Nichols. That's just Moe Nichols. Still, no one's looked up the Mad Lib thing either, huh? No. We didn't get there. How long ago was that was the episode, was I trashed? I can't answer this question.

I mean, to be honest, Joe, when I'm listening I don't remember Joe being trashed on an episode. No. But you've been smoking CBD Keef all night, so no one knows what to do. Yeah, I don't know. I can't trust you. He's been smoking blunts of CBD Keef all night. Yeah, I don't know. I can't trust you. He's been smoking blunts at CBD all night.

Man, I feel like was I trash? Was that a bad episode? Well, I'm going to say this. Whoever that clown was that left the voicemail sounded like he was either fucked up

or doesn't have the education enough to show any respect to his mom. Nah, at least he's a fan. You know what I mean? You know what? Yeah. Okay.

I kind of like the call. It's like, I think I might, maybe I should call just to see if Joe's got a couple drinks. Joe is like fucking drunk. Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about. I'll go back and listen. Give me a call. We'll talk about it. Is Loki worried about you?

You know what? You know what? Maybe he can be my sponsor. You know what? Call back. Call back. Or get in touch with me, and you get the tapes. That's who gets the tapes.

Oh, all right. Yeah, we're going to give them the tapes. Yeah, whoever that guy was. He gets the tapes for, yeah, yeah. Look out for me. Actually, I don't know why I'm telling him to get in touch with me. I'll just respond to the, yeah. Yeah, he gets the tapes.

So don't go tweeting about Joe's drinking problem, all right? He's got a family. But yeah, I'm going to play this Dilla tape. But you're canceled. But I'm canceled now. And you are canceled, by the way. I'm canceling you here. I'll just put an effect on my voice next time.

Hold on. Let's try it right now real quick. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. Well, this is Joe B. And I'm playing. No, I'm not Joe B. anymore. Who am I now? You fucked right now real quick. Yeah. All right, go ahead. Well, this is Joe B. And I'm playing... No, I'm not Joe B. anymore.

Who am I now? Oh, you fucked it up. No, you... Fuck. Now I gotta change the... We gotta cancel... We gotta cancel... I'm John C.

Go ahead. Well, this is John C. And I'm playing this J. Dillis. I'm in... I'm sorry, go ahead. Moe Nichols. Self-released. Who's this clown?

It's me, it's me, it's John C. Alright, you ready to do this? Yeah. It's the last one, right? Yeah, this is it. This is the end of the episode. We only have a minute left. We have less than a minute left.

Does anyone know anything else they would like to say for episode 158? No. Nothing at all? No, I think I said it all. Mike's got air balls. Mike's balls are in the air. He's got more than two. Come on. You're so dumb, Mike. Come on. You were born different than me.

See these balls in your jaws. We had such a nice horny episode and you had to ruin it the last minute. I know, but that's what makes me horny. Joe likes when I clown on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That gets me going. All right, guys.

See you later. All right. Bye. Thank you. do Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. I'm going to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. so Hey there folks This episode actually has been Danged by the AI bots So it's been deemed Copyright infringement Which is why I, Delaware Dan

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it's a cool cassette made the cut 158 uh number of 158 episode on tabs out pretty good i mean it's at this point uh the boys got rolling you know dave might have left but i don't know if he left by this episode because i'm just i'm literally just up and over. I don't have time to really go through the whole episodes right now, but it kind of makes sense that we've got to do this because in order to legalize the episode, it's got to be 80% or more change from the source thing. Well, we didn't want to completely cut it out, but we had to make it unrecognizable to bots and also out of respect to J Dilla.

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