Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #159 | 8.24.20

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

Primal Winds, Whisker, Pulse Emitter, Bronze Age UFO, Dorota, Chorchill, Dolphin Brain, E+RO=3, Embarker, Ras G, Eiliyas, and Daniel Kordík.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? Play some Casimes We're gonna play some Casimes This tape? We're gonna play some Casimes Lordy, I hope they're tapes We're gonna play some Casimes

That's a good label too We're gonna play some Casimes Lordy, I hope they're tapes We're gonna play some Casimes Time is now We're gonna play some Casimes Too scary We're gonna play some Casimes

30 years later We're gonna play some Casimes Bummer We're gonna play some Casimes That could be Sean's number I have no clue We're gonna play some some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That's a big Bayshon-esque number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear me like, we're going to play some Kasims.

They're like years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Pain, pain is, I don't know. What is pain? A little bit, though. You don't want it to last. No, what do you want? A little bit over a. You don't want it to last. No, you want a little bit over a long period of time or just a quick burst that ends soon? I think you want a quick

burst that ends soon. Yeah. A little bit over a long period of time? That's annoying. That's like edging. That's like when your toe hurts. That's what edging is all about. You guys ready to start? Oh know we didn't start already this isn't the podcast oh we this can be it should that be the beginning sure okay now my mom listens to this so your mom listens to a lot buddy

tab doc cassette podcast episode number 159. I am Mike. I'm Joe. Dave. Dave, try it a little bit better. Don't play cool. You want to be here. You want to be here, buddy. Come on. I'm sorry.

I was swallowing you. Give us a big one. Give us a big one. Dave's here. Dave is here. We're all here. We're all happy. Back in town.

My best friends have gathered. My associates and best friends are here for another cassette podcast. Colleagues, too. We are awesome. Are we colleagues now? Has that paperwork come through? Well, if we met in college, then we're colleagues, right? No, no.

That's not how that works we work together I thought it was a breed of dog am I wrong a border colleague a border colleague yeah is that not no we're not border colleagues we're colleagues and friends best friends and peers

peers okay so hold on so we're colleagues we're like ripe. We're ripe pears. Collies. That's a good one, actually. Ripe pears. All right.

Who wants to play? You want to get in some tapes? Or anybody have any like- What number is it again? It's episode number 159. We're not to 168. Is that the big masonic number? That's insane.

How many years have we been doing this podcast? Eight years. You complained about all of this last month on episode 158. Yeah. Joe Rogan's episode 10,000. I told you, don't talk about Joe Rogan anymore. I guess it's not our fault. That's not your fault.

That's our fault. He eats elk meat and he sits in saunas all's our fault he eats elk meat and he like sits in saunas all the time elk meat and he's on his podcast he does mushroom enemas shock protein yeah he does mushroom enemas it makes his muscles real good we could be doing it we could be doing it way more often yeah i mean i say we just do it all the i say we should be doing it more days than we're not getting out of grass tyson to we need to get Neil deGrasse Tyson. To be a guest? You think we could get him? Oh, yeah, definitely.

Are you kidding me? He could talk about ferric oxide. Oh, definitely. He would bum me out. He would just imagine. Really? I think he's a cool dude. No, I think he's cool as shit, and I think we'd get along.

He'd want to hang out after the podcast. Too long. But he'd bum me out. He'd ask some facts about ferric oxide and magnets and stuff and i just feel like it's just noise on these things neil it's just noise too sad it doesn't matter oh well i'm always sad nothing nothing else matters oh you know what i found today not off topic kind of what i was going through i was looking for like um i was looking for this painting what the hell is even that?

You know, my archives. Yeah, a painting that you made. No, no, no, no, no, someone else made, in my archives, you know. Okay. But I found the, um, uh, the, the, like, stencil from Metallica, live shit binge and purge. It's the skull with the fucking, the like middle finger. Did you have that box set?

It's doing the fuck finger. And it's a heavy metal skull, right? It's like, yeah, I mean, I guess it's the heavy metal. It's not the, I don't know what you mean with the heavy metal skull. It's the metallic, it's like a Metallica skull.

Yeah, heavy metal. Oh, okay. Yeah, with crossbones. And then like, yeah. Yeah, the fuck you finger. Yeah. From the box, I found it. I'm fucking stoked.

What do you mean you found it? Like the original one? It was in my archives. It was in my archives. What does any of this mean? Like what, who made it? Metallica, you didn't have the live shit Binge and Purge box set?

No, I didn't. So it came with that. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay, it wasn't like- It was a stencil that came with the box set no i didn't so it came with that oh i see what you're saying okay it wasn't it was a stencil that came with the box set okay this isn't something that james etfield made himself and you have well he might have made it and then they mass produced it for this commercial box set sure yeah you found in your it was like live it was live cds you didn't have that no i didn't but i'll tell you what though though. If you transition this into you playing a Metallica tape, I'm gonna be very

impressed. I don't have a Metallica tape. I wish I had a Metallica tape. It was a fun fact. I found that stencil today. I spray painted that on all my skateboards back in the day. It's two middle fingers, if I remember correctly. Two of them? Oh, wow.

It's crossbones, but it's two middle fingers. It's actually... Too scary. Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you, Dad, and fuck you, Mom. This one for Dad, and this one for Mom. No, not Mom, just Dad. Mom doesn't get one, Dad gets two.

Okay, wow, big fuck yous to Dad today. No, I don't know. It depends on your household, I guess. It's one for each, or two for one, or however you want to divide them. I'm not a math guy, Joe, but you're going to play a Metallica tape is what you're saying? I think I'm going to play Metallica. No, I don't have a Metallica tape.

Oh, man. I never liked Metallica. You didn't like Metallica? Not growing up, no. I didn't. Like before the Black Album, you didn't like it. Well, that like the thing i think it was like like when metallica was cool like when i was in middle school that the black album was like the album that people like were into right right

right i mean that's the commercial that's the commercial hit yeah but in retrospect like ride the lightning master puppets master puppets fucking justice for all you know i still can't Master of Puppets. Master of Puppets. Fucking Justice for All. You know, Kill Em All. I still can't. But like after that, after that. Some of the best records ever made. James Hetfield. After that, I just mean McStand. 100%.

After that, sucks. They tried. They tried a bunch. Sane Anger. Whatever the other records are, like where they really tried to reconnect. Re-reloaded. Reloaded or whatever they really tried to reconnect, re reloaded, reloaded or whatever to try to reconnect to being mad, but they can't do it anymore.

They fooled me. You like those? That's my favorite stuff. I don't like, you like symphony and Metallica. I knew, I knew you liked that. I like the Lou Reed thing and everything after that,

everything post Lulu is kind of like peak Metallica for me. Dave, what were you listening to in middle school? Yeah, what'd you like? I'm curious. I honestly don't know. Can I guess? Yeah, I don't know either.

Can I guess? Guar, Green Jelly. I was going to say Green Jelly. Yeah, I mean, that's me too. That's me as well. Green Jelly. Not Guar, though. For me, not Guar.

Just Green Jelly. Yeah. Joe didn't work with Guar. Joe didn't work guar. Joe didn't like it. Not because it's funny. I just like the ribs. I liked it because it was funny. So what are you playing in green jelly, Dave?

Joe B? And then my dad's stuff. Like ACDC. Did you skateboard? Dave couldn't stand on a skateboard. No, I was a fat kid. I couldn't skateboard. It's not even about being fat.

I was fat too, but there's no way Dave has the balance. Yeah, but Dave's tall and fat and you're short and fat. It's different. I'm low to the ground. Tall and fat is hard. I'm low to the ground. Tall and fat's way harder than short and fat. I could never do anything.

I tried to skateboard. Well, I always wanted to skateboard, but my parents would never buy me one. I barbed my friend's skateboard. But you didn't buy like skate videos? No. Okay. I had like mail order skate magazines that I would fantasize about getting skateboards. Sure.

I never got one. Okay. I don't care about any of this shit. Somebody play a tape. The only thing I could ever pull off was a stationary Ollie. We knew you. I was too scared to do anything else. That's pretty good.

Well, who wants to go first? I couldn't do any moving tricks. No moving tricks. That's my next project name, no moving tricks. No moving tricks. What was the one that I wanted classic sitting down? Actually, Stationary Ollie is a pretty good band name, too. I was going to say, that one is pretty good.

All right, play the tape. Well, who? You, you're the leader. All right, play a tape. Well, who? You, you're the leader. I know I'm the leader. Please don't rub it in. I don't need to hear too much. Hair looks good. Pretty good tonight.

Looks real good tonight. I thought you would. I was waiting for someone to say it. Just don't wash it. That's the thing. I was like, no, I like it when he washes and conditions because then it's like, I like it two days after a wash and condition. For the love of God, will you please play a tape?

Please play a tape. Who, me? You want me to play a tape? Yes, Joe B. All right, all right. Joe B. I'll play this Primal Wednesday. Go to Joe. Go to Joe.

I'm going to go with the sickest, craziest... I can't believe you gave me this tape, actually. You're talking about the one with the shell that don't quit. The shell that... The sickest shell I've ever seen in my life don't hold it up to the screen yet dave if you have any last words to say to your shit do it now because you're about to lose it you're about to lose your shit forever it's insane so it's, it's like, I'm going to have a lot of descriptors, I guess. Do them all. It's a clear magenta shell as the base. Right?

As the base? As the base, but then there's a black. You get extra points. Can I put it up? There's like black imprinting, but then I feel like there's then a engraving on top of that. It looks like an engraving. I don't think it's an engraving. That might be an actual circuit board.

It is like a clear magenta as the base, right? Yeah, it's like a pink. See the window? And if you see the... It's called the top. The top of the tape. It's called the top. It's real technical. It's called the top the top of the top it's called the top real technical it's called the top yeah

but i can feel renegades engraved right here i think what it is i think what it is and you'll get this because you're an art guy i think so i'm an art guy i'm super into like art i know you are i think so much ink like so much billions and billions so much ink was deposited onto the cassette shell that i think like i think like the like the third layer has i don't know because like the hand or the uh renegades logo which is like a skull with like two kind of torches yeah more skulls it's hard to see but i'm with joe i think they're engraved. Those are engraved, dude. I can feel... But then the Primal Winds logo,

which is at the top, is not... I can feel that as a deposit that's forward. It's like embossed, kind of? Yeah, as opposed to debossed. Oh, Jesus Christ. Even the Han Solo...

The Han Solo logo solo logo which on the other side is the the lettering that's below it that's white yeah is forward but the other stuff is back and solo being the label ha what is it han apostropheA-N apostrophe D solo. H-A-N. Mm-hmm. Zero fifty seven. Okay. That's the catalog number. You know what I mean?

And then the like little logo, which is above it, is back. It's tight as hell. It's tight as hell. It's tight as hell. I haven't seen anything like it before in my life. I have never seen anything before like it in my life. I don't think we'll ever see another one like this. Which blows my mind because I mean I talk

about a lot anytime we see weird cassettes. It's like how is there so much variation There's a whole new level though. With this whole, with this like old technology. Yeah. I know. We'll never figure this shit out man.

It's screwless. No screws. i don't know how it's together you know yeah i'm not gonna magic magic uh we should uh get these we should do an interview hailey but they're like i've been saying let's do more nut you has never won a podcast with like ever magenta e reddish um the renegades what i love about this tape too is it's all about tron i was i saw that i saw that i saw it's like tron themed right it's tron themed every song is about tron so what the original the remake no every every iteration of tron no they didn't joe please they didn't they did it they did it it's all abouton in general. I think it's Tron, Tron, the uprising, and then Tron, I think the cartoon as well.

I think there's samples from that. Very good. Very nice. Toronto label, right? Toronto rappers. Okay. Canadians. I feel like Toronto rappers have a certain cadence too.

And I wish I could remember this other hip hip-hop comp that's like good day mate it's just dave nailed it right there dave we a good day mates yeah toronto has a sound and these guys are continuing the sound holy shit so yeah primal winds all right and it's two it's two dudes it's a rapper and a producer it's a rapper and a producer okay right it's iron wind iron wind is the producer um and something primal right there's got to be something primal i don't remember i can't read the guy like i can't read this text because it's so small oh man for my eye i thought you got laser surgery with your eyes i can't read this text because it's so small. For my eye. I thought you got laser surgery with your eyes. I can't read the text.

I'm sorry for the dude that's doing the wrapping. But it's sick. It's a good tape. Dave, follow that up. What do you got? You must have one. If you're going to follow that up, your shell must be really something. You better go with a cool shell, Dave. I'm sorry. Boys, I'm going to follow that up, your shell must be really something. Yeah, you better go with a cool shell, man. Jesus Christ.

Boys, I'm going to level with you right now. I yield my time. Fuck you. We're not topping that tonight. No, we started off with a bang, blew our load, got all horny. Now it's done. Well, I mean, nobody knew. That's kind of how I like my play.

Yeah, give it to me just real quick. Just real quick. Let's get out of here. You know what I mean my play. Yeah, give it to me just real quick. Just real quick. Let's get out of here. You know what I mean? Dave, what do you got? I think I'll do this whisker tape. Whisker? This new whisker tape.

Like real quiet. New whisker? Or it's a new whisker tape. It's quiet as a whisker in here. It is a recently released whisker tape. Oh, okay. On Unifactor. Whisker means quiet. Who's whisker? on Unifactor. Whiskers being Ken Billington

and Andrew Scott Young. Two-thirds of Tiger Hatchery. They kicked one guy out. I feel like there's another two members of Tiger Hatchery project other than Whiskers. They still just banging on shit?

No. Ben is not banging on anything oh okay okay not that i can hear uh joe unless you call playing a synthesizer banging on something which uh trust me if you do it right you're not you're doing all right all right trust me there's a right wrong way and the right way to play a synthesizer thank you all right thank you thank you. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome.

Thank you. And Andrew Scott Young, just, just killing it on a double bass. Um, I think it was like two, maybe two live recorded tracks. It's really,

it's nuts. It's really good. Why don't they call it double bass? Uh, I think it's the size maybe. Cause it's double the size, but it's the size, maybe. Because it's double the size? Maybe, I don't know. It's not the double the strings.

It's still four. It's still four. Right, okay. This is that... It's not two of them. Go to Joe. I never get it. I'm sorry, Dave.

I'm a music novice. I don't get it. I don't know. No, it's not... I'm a guitar. I'm a guitar man. I get it. Six I don't know I'm a guitar man I get it six strings guitar electric bass four strings

double bass I don't get it so this came out on Unifactor you said dude Unifactor yes Unifactor this year or last year yeah it was this year I believe it's a brand new batch yeah I think it's the most recent batch

it's David Russell they're the kind of label, Joe B., you might remember this, each batch, one person, handles all the artwork. Then you never speak of it again. Next batch, new artwork, new person. Love it. Yeah, I love that shit too, man. I love, that shit gets me going every time.

This one is David Russell, I believe. The snake? Yes, the snake indeed. Yes. Don't do that. It makes Dave feel very scared. I forgot to say the scared snakes. I'm not scared of them. I just don't like them.

I'm going to play a tape too with you boys. Is that alright? Yeah, I think that's the way we usually do it. Let's just get right through this because I'm sure you have a lot more to say. This Paul Simitter tape. Paul Simitter. It's a long one.

It's a C90. C90? Is this one of his massage tapes? Wait, he has massage tapes? What is that? Yeah, he puts some tapes out to do during body work. Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you serious?

Yeah, that was a while ago. Joby, here's a little... like body work. Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you? Are you serious? Yeah. That was a while ago. Joby, here's a little, I'm just going to test your brain out here. The name of the tape is a reference. It's a law.

All right. I'm not good at that. The name of the tape is Crack of Stone. Crack of Stone. Crack of Stone. Do you know what it is? I don't.

If you get it in order, you get extra points. Trial by Stone? It's Crack of Stone. It you know what it is? I don't. If you get it in order, you get extra points. Trial by Stone? It's Crack of Stone. It's a Hobbit reference. That's all. We're moving on. Doesn't matter. You get nothing else. You get no details. You don't even know. None. No, I don't know.

And you didn't either. So what do you think about yourself now, buddy? No, but he just put out a grip of these things on various vintage buttons. What's a grip? What's a unit of a grip?

A grip when it comes to tapes. It depends. I mean, it's all case by case, I think. I think with Paul Simiter, if Paul Simiter does a grip of tapes, it's more than 49. But some of these assholes, I know some- What's his name?

Darren Damon? Daryl. Daryl. Some of these assholes, though, who do a Grip of Tapes, it's like- Dimebag? 10 is like, yeah, Dimebag. Dimebag. Rest in fucking peace, Dave.

Dimebag Daryl does this Project Pulse Emitter. Fucking hate Banteras so much. Paul Submitter fucking hate Pantera me too I fucking hate him but I love down what's down what do you mean what's down that's the that's the band after Pantera with Phil you boys are chatty you got a little metal

podcast going on you don't like down it's Mike hates when we actually talk about things on the podcast I know he hates it he just wants us to blow right through it what he hates is when we talk about things on the podcast I know he hates it he just wants us to blow right through it what he hates is when we talk about things but when he talks about things he can go for fucking 20 minutes but when we do it

he throws the rod in and he's like reel it back you don't like down? I've never really listened to that what about Super Joint? Nope, never listened. Do I have permission to go on? Or do you have...

I hate the way Pantera sounds. Mike, Mike. What? Dave's talking. Dave, what were you saying? I hate the way Pantera sounds. Me too. I hate the time bag.

I hate the production. The bass drum sounds like a time bag. I hate the production. The double bass sound, the bass drum sounds like a plastic bag. It's horrible. Like a hammer hitting a tight plastic bag. But down, down two. Mike can't handle when we have a conversation. That's fine.

It's just like, here's the thing though. In like 20 minutes, you're going to be yawning and you're just like, can we just wrap this up? Yeah, but that's at the end. We'll have a conversation. That's fine. It's just like, here's the thing, though. In like 20 minutes, you're going to be yawning, and you're just like, can we just wrap this up? Yeah, but that's at the end. We're in the middle. The middle is the most exciting part. We have not played any tapes yet. We have not played any tapes yet.

Number two. All right, so we're still in the beginning. And then number two of any series is the best. And the third part is always boring. Keep in mind, I play more tapes than you guys. So I have more stuff that I want to buy. All right. Listen to any Melvin's album, Mike.

Listen to Trash at the end of every Melvin's album. Yeah. 20 minutes. Let's let Mike go. Mike, what do you got? Got the Pulse of Minutae. I get it. Cool.

It's called Crack of Stone. And I thought you'd be excited about the Hobbit reference. I'm excited. I like the Hobbit. I wrote down on a piece of paper, it says, Ask Joe B. about the Hobbit reference. I love the Hobbit. Actually, I've never... No, I read the Hobbit, but I've never read Lord of the Rings.

Because I can't get through it. Because it's just too thick for me. No, the first... Everybody says the first hundred pages are a slog. But after you get through those first 100 pages, then it gets really good. It's like Dune. But I've never been.

Dune's my favorite movie, but I can't read the books because it's a slog. Man camera TV. I don't like the book at all. I got like three quarters. Person, woman, man, camel TV. Did you say camel TV? Is that what you said?

Camel? No. I say Camel TV? Is that what you said? Camel? Yeah. Oh, I didn't pass the test. The label, I didn't think you would. The label is expansive. I think it's just Dimebag Darryl's label. I think it's just- He's dead, Mike.

Someone killed him. Yeah, so is Herman Cain, and he tweets every day, okay? It's 2020. Did someone kill him at a show? Did someone kill Dimebag Darryl at a show? Yeah. Is that what happened, okay? It's 2020. Did someone kill him at a show? Did someone kill Don Bec Daryl at a show? Yeah. Is that what happened, really? Yeah. He got shot while he was on stage. Yeah, are you fucking

kidding me? Rest in peace, man. Wait, are you being serious? Is that what happened? Yeah. Someone killed Don Bec Daryl at a show. What show he was playing, or was it someone he was seeing? No, he was just there. It's like a Lamb of God show or something? It was a Pulse Emitter show. What an excellent or something. It was a Pulse Emitter show. What an excellent...

Okay, it was a Pulse Emitter show, which is an excellent transition to Crack of Stone, Member of the Hobbit, Label Expansive. It's just black and white artwork and like, you know... So not as cool as the one I did? It's no. No.

Alright. Are we going to play these tapes? I'd love to. You got anything else you want to say first? We'll do it later. Yeah, when we come back, I got a lot to say. I got a lot to say about film, television, just celebrities. Just some general trivia that I enjoy quizzing people on.

We should... Unsolved mysteries. Ordinary people who claim they've seen extraordinary things. The I was trying to check if I was right. I kept it. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure. I was like, I'm not sure.

I kept it. Thank you. I'm pissed off, shit's on me I'm blue, I'm green, damn, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right

I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right I'm pissed off, I'm all right, I'm all right The Thank you. We've got no time for those words to know. It's not a Sebastian's thing. I've been in that place all my life. Living in the system, we all deny it. Made of my profit, it's a lie. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life.

Now I'm ready to do the work before I'm in place to sign. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life.

I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. I've been in the world all my life. Thank you. The End I'm sorry. I'm going to kill you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I'm sorry. I don't know. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 I don't know. I'm sorry. so oh Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead quick break and then head back to the other side to the hotel. I'm not sure if you the right side of the road. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm not sure if I can see the camera. I'm going to go ahead and get back to the you have to do that while we're talking not after after. I know how to do it. Primal wins. Whisker and Pulse Emitter. Rest in peace, Dimebag Daryl. Crack of Stone on Expansive.

All right, now I'm going to play one, and I'm going to get right into it, because I don't want to waste any time. I don't want to waste any more time. No talking. No more time. Got this goddamn... Okay, look at this plastic baggy thing do you see

this hold on do you want me to talk about it or are we not talking about it this is the kind of shit we can talk about it's a cassette podcast so like it's not like a wah-wah bag it's not that we can't talk about other stuff it's just that we we have to talk about the stuff i think 51 of it needs to be cassette tapes nah that's too much that's not why people listen it's what it's not why people no one's listening yeah so this there are people i have people that uh message me about listening oh you want to give anybody a little shout out anybody want to say hi to um kevin reilly he actually i i don't want to cut off your thing kevin today to text, has there ever been a release

that's a four-track tape? Oh, wow. That really makes you think. Hold on, what was it? So that you can mix the four tracks yourself and kind of like make your own listening experience. Do you know of that? Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries.

Never heard of anything like it before. Jesse's watching that downstairs right now. What a coincidence. No, Joe, never heard of it. Never heard of it either, really. I don't think I've ever heard of that ever. Look at this bag. Can we talk about my bag?

Oh, let's talk about your bag. So look at this thing. It's this plastic bag. It's trash is what it is, right? But there's a piece of cardboard inside, like just torn off cardboard with a Sharpie that says, Bronze Age UFO. Boys will be voids.

With two recycled tapes inside here. Now, I don't know exactly who Bronze Age UFO is. I do like the name. But they have been sending just garbage basically is what they've been they've been doing it's just like pieces of cardboard all taped clothes with tapes glued inside and stuff and i'm like what am i doing with this like even if even if i do like it which it is pretty good but even if i do like it where am i where am i putting it? Just get a trash can that holds sticks. So far you're right.

So far you're right. Get a trash can. No, I think you should get a trash can, nail it to your wall, and put all the trash tapes in it. Like a trash bag or a trash can? Trash can. Like a BFI. Aluminum or plastic? No, no, no.

Like a BFI 85 gallon. Full size. Like I'm in a warehouse. No, like the ones that the city give to everybody. They don't just give those away, Dave. You're going to have to like, he's going to have to write a letter to get another one. I would like actually maybe get a little, for fun, get a little basketball net on top of it. Like, you know how people...

There you go. I think to really highlight my personality of just a little bit quirky, a little bit fun. Stacey today told, we brought up basketball and she didn't believe that Scotty Pippen was on the Dream Team. Excuse me? Yeah, excuse me.

I was like, oh, hold on a on a second okay i don't want to i can't i can't i can't of course he was on the dream i see what you're doing i see you tricky motherfucker you tricky motherfuckers trying to get me with 1990s chicago bullshit but i'm going to talk about this bag and the bronze ufo and the dream team though carl malone isaiah thomas wasn't and that's a good story now isaiah th It wasn't on the Dream Team, though. Carl Malone? Isaiah Thomas wasn't, and that's a good story. Isaiah Thomas was not on the Dream Team. What about Horace Grant?

Come on. Oh, I don't remember. Larry Bird was, though. And, of course, Jordan. I mean, he's the king. He's the king. He's the king. Can we just, like, he's the king.

What were his stats like? I don't know what his stats were like mike would know his stats more than me but like the best i mean the best stats i think that this has something to do with like there's a baltimore duo called mold omen and i think this has to do with mold omen and one of the tapes is dubbed over like an al jolson radio show. That's pretty fucked up, right? That's pretty fucked up. Well, if you go to his Wikipedia page, it says blackface 35 times. So yeah, I think Al Jolson was kind of fucked up. Wait, who is this person?

Al Jolson. He was like jazz hands, fucked up, racist, blackface. Joe kind of likes him. I kind of, yeah. Was he like a local? It's a different kind of art that maybe people don't understand. Was he like a syndicated radio show? No, I'm not saying I liked him.

He was a song and dance man. No, Dave, he was a big deal. Wait, was he on the radio? Al Jolson? Oh, big time. Like a syndicated radio show? Like all over the country? You're going to have to look him up, Dave.

Yeah, look him up, Al Jol. Look him up, Jolson. But I mean, you know, regardless of the racism, he's a big deal. Okay. No, I was just trying to, because I've never heard of him before. I didn't know if it was a national thing that a lot of people listen to. I'm going to go right into another tape. You're doing two? Two.

Dorota. Dorota's the next tape. It's called Solar. i guess you're the boss you do whatever you want it's called solar the monk the name of the label is blind blind blind they're from budapest um one guy in here dave his name is dave but he he has right imagine that i know right i thought it was like a little bit of a coincidence here. His name is David, actually. But he gets a special apostrophe above one of the A's that you didn't get. There's only one A.

David. I mean, yeah, over the A. Same difference, man. Come on. But this is some shit. This is one of these records. It's like a band. It's a full-fledged band. With instruments.

Then they write songs. There's some stuff that reminded me of Boris. Maybe it reminded me a little bit of Floor. Maybe there's even some stuff that's like some Krautrock stuff on here. I know. Maybe it's a lot of it. Keith, don't think what you said is funny. It's very scary. it's he don't think what you said is funny it's very scary

it's very scary um and the j card really folds out it really kind it's got an ass on it it's got cool typeset a lot of a lot of why is that okay why is what okay it's got an ass on it because that's definitely like a like damn girl not the way I do it no the way I do it is very respectful what are you talking about gender neutral it's like not even gendered at all it's like a Buick

but that's still sexual a Buick is sexual fucking monster yeah a Buick the right model when I see a Buick go down the road it's fucking sexual I can't control myself you ever see a Buick 3 model. When I see a Buick go down the road, it's fucking sexual. I can't control myself. You know what I mean? You ever see a Buick go over a speed bump?

I shouldn't even mention this. It's crazy. It's crazy. Wanna play something? No, I'm sorry. I like when they back up. Oh, when you back up into a parking spot? You pervert.

Damn. Dave, damn. Are you getting horny on the podcast, Dave? Two episodes in a row? Holy shit. This is a horny podcast. File's done. I got to say.

PG-13. I got to say, the horniness. Yeah, PG-13 at least. Yeah, it has gone up. It has entered new, new, new. Yeah, but I'm going to play those two tapes. All right, great. Now you guys just do whatever the fuck you want.

Who gets to go now? You two figure it out. Just one of us or both of us? You both figure it out. I have two more tapes left. I'm not even here. So do I. So just one of us go.

Dave, you or me. I'll pick a number one through six, and you pick a number one through six. Just pick odds or evens. I got a D6 here. Pick odds or evens. Oh, okay. Odds.

I'm odds. I rolled a two, Joe. That's a big masonic number. So that's you. That's you then, right? All right. I'll play this Churchill tape. Churchill?

Churchill. Winston Churchill? The J card is my background. It's always his background. He does a good job with that. Motorcycle guy? Yeah, just a dude on a bike. Just a dude on a bike being a rebel.

The tape is called Knockfisk. Knockfisk. N-A-C-H-T-F-I-S-s so the guy on the bike is knock fisk knock fisk if you say so man whatever that sounds like some black metal or wait i think anyway i had looked up what tape are you playing you got to know what tape you're playing. I just told you. Okay, I thought there was some confusion. No, there was some confusion over the backstory for who's on the cover. Okay, very cool. Oh, yeah, it is the knockfist.

That guy on the bike is the knockfist. Some dude that this dude's dad knew that rode a motorcycle from Istanbul to Germany, like back in, I don't know. I don't know when. The 60s, I think. And he was like a trade union prominent figure. And then he disappeared. A badass.

And then on the... So his real name is Apple Okion. You know none of this stuff is true, right? This is like, this is on Strategic Tape Reserve, right? Yeah. And on the back. I got some bad news for you. That person's a prankster, and they do pranks with their tapes and the backstories, and this can't be real.

They're fooling you. Well, regardless of whether or not it's real, Mike, I just wanted to flesh out what the actual story was. Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. You want to play some really, really, really distracting and loud sound clips. It's only loud for you guys. I can't figure out why. I can't figure out how to fix it.

Just do it. Go ahead. Do the sound clips when you're talking then. I got a lot going on. Don't act like you didn't do sound clips over me when you had all the juice. And now that I got the honey, you don't like how sweet it is over here. Not when I said it out loud. I really don't like it.

It's too sweet. It's way too sweet. You got to tone it down a little bit. All right, go. Okay, just go. Guys, I'd like to hear what you think about drugs. Oh, I'm just going. Who's going?

What are you talking about? Go ahead. You got anything else to say about this tape? I did, yeah. We can just go ahead. Joe, you go ahead, buddy. I don't want to hold things up. I'm chewing a tortilla because I was just enthralled by your story of the motorcycle guy.

Billions and billions. Yeah, it's just some dude that disappeared. He disappeared. He rode his bike from Turkey to Germany. From Milan to Minsk. All right. So if anybody knows where this dude is. If anybody knows where this dude is

there you go Churchill's looking for this guy if anybody knows where he is just go to Churchill.Bandcamp.com this might be true actually this one might be real I think this is real

this is real I'm going to play two tracks off this new bonding tapes quality time volume three well there it is yeah bonding tapes does these comps but i'm very disappointed that the shell is nothing it's just white i'm you know what i'm very glad i hate to start off so negative about like such a quality label quality times i mean quality time and um but like i gotta say the i mean i still have fun i still have a lot of fun i still have a blast the first quality times comp if you look at like the artwork memory was like a trapper keeper type vibe okay yeah you might not remember you may remember i don't remember i gotta go i get a lot of the second

one was so it was so elegant and delicate and it had like this like the way i'm remembering it like this roman numeral like this two with these like this like just such a small like one pixel little ribbon wrapping around it. It looks so nice. And this one, this one's fine. It kind of looks like a Oh, it's COVID, you know. Yeah, it kind of looks like a Joan of Arc cover or something. Or something

on J.Tree Records or something like that. It's fine. It's whatever. You use a process color. When COVID hit, you just got to use whatever's around your house yeah use whatever you got yeah and i'm just saying i'm just saying the other ones have been better i agree with you though about that you got to use whatever's around so i'm gonna play two tracks off the a side just the first the first couple tracks dolphin brain and e and E plus R O equals three,

which I believe we played. I played a tape of them before. The E plus. I believe it's pronounced E row three. E row three. It's code. It's code. It's Python.

And it's written as E plus R O equals three. Yeah. Let me. Yeah, that's Python. I think that's. Yeah. Yeah, they're from L.A. I think we played something before and then dolphin brain i just i've never played dolphin brain before i don't i'm not familiar with dolphin brain and you're just doing probably the first two tracks on the

first two tracks easiest way out you know just keep it easy yeah dolphin brain uh the whole comp is tight though i listen the whole comp it. It's awesome. Dolphin Brain, the logo is like the Miami Dolphins logo, but it has a brain instead of a football helmet. So it's like the Miami Dolphins logo, like the Dolphins jump in. And then instead of a football helmet, it's a brain. Yeah, I thought you thought of it. I like it. I like it.

I didn't look that up. No, I know. That's good. I just thought you'd like it more, I guess. I would like it. I actually do look that up. That's good. No, I know. I just thought you'd like it more, I guess. I actually do like it more. You do? Actually, I think maybe I'll just play that track. No, play them both.

I'm going to play them both. I'm psyching. All right. All right, so we're doing Bronze UFO, Dorota, and then... Two tracks off Dolphin Brain and... But Dave had something. Dave had something Brain and but Dave had something Dave had something oh Dave had something

Churchill Churchill it's like Churchill but with an O instead of a U and then I can't I can't

my tongue can't do that okay let's do it © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Bezliyá muštán, bezliyá muštán mód We defy our love Thank you. We'll see you next time. Thank you. Raise me up, Mr. Moon Raise me up, Mr. Moon Raise me up, Mr. Moon Raise me up, Mr. Moon Raise me up, Mr. Moon It's the other side It's the other side It's the other side What do I do?

It's the other side It's the other side I'm stuck Thank you. bass solo Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the hospital. The I'm going excited to see the I don't know what I'm doing right now. It's so hard to get in here. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm going to go to the it. I'm not the same anymore. Thank you. Thank you. Hey!

Hey! Thank you. Thank you. george hill dolphin or excuse me what do we play bronze first you. You played two, and then I played one, and then Joe played one. So it's Bronze Age UFO, Derota, Churchill, Dolphin Brain, and E-Row 3. E-Row 3. From the Quality Time Volume 3 comp. E plus R-O equals 3. Go to Joe. Is that true?

Which we all agree is what's true. We can fight over it as much as you want. I'm reading it in print. That math problem that Joe just did. Oh, E plus R equals three? I mean, I don't know how much high school you had, but I am a college man. Billions and billions and billions and billions.

I'm not talking certificates. Billions and billions and billions and billions. I'm talking about a degree. and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions. I'm talking about a degree. I'm an associate's degree man. So. In math?

Not in math, just in college, Dave. It's just in college. In equations? In college. You just got a generic associate's degree. Hold on, Dave. I went during the day. He's got a ped during the day he's got a pedigree you know what I mean alright we each have some tapes to play

you ready to end this you probably have like five I have one come on I got two more man why do you always have like more because I'm the main guy you know what I forgot you're the main guy well it's not just I'm the main guy it's not just that it's that the tapes come here and i kind of skim off the top i get you know you

don't skim off the top that's embezzling right that's not what you're doing i'm not embezzling no man come on you have a second podcast do you also that i funnel about the funnel tapes through it's a vip podcast it's not public it's not a public search for it it's not an only you you have to you you get a freedom of information act you file a freedom of information act and you can come over and listen to it but you have to listen to it here yeah and i'm following some of the better tapes some of the the bootlegs and the harsh noise stuff. Some of the power electronics. They got no shirts on.

That goes on that podcast. Gloves? They got leather gloves on, but the gloves don't have fingers. Just in case. Yes. Boy. They are very scary. Fuck you, daddy.

Fuck you. Dude, ass. Remember that? That was crazy. It's an expression. All right, let's go out. Let's play some tapes. It's an expression of emotions. I get it.

I don't like poetry. We'll do it like this. Dave's going to... I can't say I don't like it because I just don't understand it. I just don't understand it. I don't get it. Dave's going to play a tape and then...

It doesn't hit me emotionally. No. Well, there's a couple poems that are okay. You like poems. I like poems. Now you like poems. They have to be like... The words have to rhyme.

I have to understand. The context? Yeah. The words got to... Listen, the words got to rhyme. It's got to be horny as fuck like Dr. Seuss level yeah it's gotta be like Dr. Seuss

Michael likes horny poems I like a couple haikus they're kinda nice they're short to the point alright I'm just not that I'm not at that level I'm a dummy I'm a dummy

I'm completely stupid about it come on you guys are just kinda dumb. I'm a dummy. I'm a dummy. I'm completely stupid about it. Come on. You guys are just kind of dumb. Mike, I'm an idiot, okay? What did you just call me? Hold on. What did you just say? Guys, I'd like to hear what you think about drugs.

All right, Dave, you play a tape. Did you call me cum dumb? No, I didn't call you. Why would you think that? Because I thought that's what I heard. Stop it. Stop everything you've been doing. Mike really wants to get this over with. To be honest,

I like horny talk. No, hand to God, hand to God, I love horny talk, and I don't want this to end. I would say let's just do two episodes tonight. Just reel it in a little bit. We only have one tape left and it's only 9 16 we've only been doing this for an hour and 15 minutes i got two yeah but it's all

gonna be in the same block yeah and it's still morning this is the last block but we also only have seven minutes for the um zoom to end are you guys gonna commit to opening a third one if we i'll open a third one that's fine you'll open a third one all we have to? I'll open a third one. That's fine. You'll open a third one? Okay, fuck it. I feel bad. Give me another one. Fuck it. Give me another one. I might open a beer then. I might open another beer. You want to do this longer?

I'll start with this Embarker tape then. Very good choice. Yeah, this new Embarker tape. Jetta in the Mountain. Remember the days before COVID? You could take the Jetta up to the mountain. And then it comes... Well, I can't really hold up the... Because I'm using the green screen for Zoom.

But it has an O card on it. And then there's a... Mountain. You take the O card off, there's a picture. It's like a Bob Ross painting. It's like a framed Bob Ross painting of a mountain. Is that what we were going to call it?

And then a Polaroid of a Jetta tucked into the corner of the frame. That's an old Jetta. Yeah, with maybe the back window busted open, I think. That's how they all were. Jettas back in the 90s all had the back window.

They came with the window busted out you kidding me right away first day it's out you got a trash bag over it if you're lucky yeah this is M Barker Michael Barker did a trick with the letters he's from Philadelphia

on send help .org it's an organization they got the dot org status. Looking for you. Looking for them. I'm sure they probably take it for granted. Like, whatever.

It's dot org. Whatever. But it's like, you know what, buddy? It is dot org. And a lot of people have. Yeah. A lot of people. You know what a lot of people have?

Bandcamp.com. Or dot nets. Not even dot nets anymore. Fuck that. I haven't seen the dot nets. I'm on the computer. Everyone just uses. Everyone's piggybacking on Bandcamp. And you know what?

One day they're going to get bought by Amazon and you're all fucked. All your shit's coming down. Well, that's basically everything. All your shit's coming down. And all the streams on all the blogs, they all start with like a commercial for Jack Ryan. Every single one. The blogs are ruined.

I can't wait for amazon to start doing like their own urac line oh you know i bet it'd be super cheap and be super sick yeah it'd be awesome i can't wait either the knobs will be shitty but we'll get here in two days too yeah i'll get it tomorrow you can pick it up from a locker you can probably play a gig at the locker. I can get that new filter from the Walgreens. So anyway, this Embarker is also, he's synthesizers. He's got them. He's got the shit out of them.

And he's one of these fellas, we've played a tape by him before, and I don't know if I mentioned this then, but I'll mention this now. He's a fella who's gonna make eye contact with you while he's playing. He does do that. I don't like that. You might think you can take it, but you will look away.

I don't like it either. Maybe I like that. Am I in the pit? I like when he does it. I don't like it when DJ Dogdick does it, though. He's very intimidating. Let's bust out a list of the most intimidating. It's also been like 10 years. Maybe he's got a whole different.

You're still thinking about it though. Yeah. I'm crowd surfing. It shook me to my core. I look at him in the eye. I like it. You're crowd surfing? Yeah, we're in the pit.

You know what I mean? I jump up off the stage. You ever crowd fund in the pit? I love crowd funding. I just throw out money. Anyway, this came out this year it's got a really nice brown brownish like I'm gonna say like a

coffee caramel? no I would say like java like java? yeah cause if you really wanna market it you're not gonna find a paint called coffee it's gonna be called like coffee bean yeah it's mocha

well mocha's a little old school. That has cream involved in it. Yeah, this is like an Ethiopian hurrah. Like a natural process show. Hey guys, do you know what a programmer's favorite drink is?

Java? Java. That's pretty good joke it's a good coder okay unless we upgrade because like the new coders the new like coders would be like that's stupid fuck them i don't do it for them uh all right it's a classic joke yeah i like i like accessible humor all right joe b what do you follow in the... Oh, I'm sorry, Dave. I'm going to play this Ross G. tape.

Yes. Rest in peace. R.I.P., yeah. He died, like, what? Last year, right? Sometime in 2019. No, Raw Fruit, Volume 5 and 6. And I believe this came... I believe this came out on Ross Gi Day,

which is April 4th. Oh, 420-something, right? No, 4-4, 404. Oh, because he uses a 404, that's right. Yes, exactly. He uses an SP-404, right, right, right. Yes, you're very smart. You did a lot of your research.

Ghetto Sci-Fi Music put this out. I think, who was putting out, was Leaving Records putting out, like, the like, the raw fruit, the previous fruits? Oh, maybe. That sounds that sounds right. Yeah. Um, yeah. So I'm gonna play a couple tracks off the B side.

Like I was telling you earlier, just through some technical malfunctions on my side, the A side sounded like garbage. Yeah, what is with that? Why did it sound... Because I... This was my tape. I bought this tape. I switched some cables around, and now

everything's great. Okay, so it wasn't a long-term issue. It was not the tape. It was my mixer. Because I can get back in touch with the seller, and I can demand satisfaction. No, no, no, no, no. It was definitely not the tape. It was my equipment.

We have this podcast, say the word. I know we have a lot of push. We'll end them. Push and pull. I know we got that. I know I got that. I walk into the supermarket, I'm like, I know what I got, you know what I mean?

I know, right? They give me tons of raw fruit files done they're always giving you that's my favorite kind i love it raw oh baby i like it raw that's what that song regardless of the volume you know yeah but rest yeah uh rest in peace uh rosh g um this is my only rosh g tape that I have, which is cool. Blew Joe's mind the other day when I told him I just got into Diggable Planets. Yeah, that fucking blew my mind. I'm like, what?

Just now? Just now, 2020 it's up to, huh? That's interesting. Just now, Diggable Planets? You never watched MTV? What, you live in a house where you weren't allowed to watch? You had a strict father who wouldn't let you watch MTV, Dave? Yeah, yeah.

Yo MTV rap, you know what I mean? As a matter of fact, I did have a very racist stepfather that did not let me get in her rap. Don't talk about that. I don't want people to associate that with me at all. What? Stepfathers? Stepfathers, yeah. Broken families.

Everybody's stepfather is racist, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's stepfather sucks. You broken family everybody's stepfather is racist my yeah yeah everyone sucks you never get a cool stepfather no they're all awful they all suck it's because your mom is just trying to get some guy to help support you and your kid you know you know and she gets what she can you know what i mean What is going on right now? We're talking about stepfathers and how they didn't let you listen to hip-hop music. Yeah. I don't know why you're not following this. Yeah, how do you not get in this?

I'm sorry. Oh, you had a family that wasn't broken. Good Catholic family. You're a good Catholic family. Yeah, good Catholic. I'm adopted. Dave comes from a broken home. You're just a standard Catholic family.

I wouldn't say standard. Son of an altar boy. Father was an altar boy. Mom was a nun who left the, what is it called? A ministry? It was a nunnery? I don't know what that's called. What is it called?

A monastery, I think? Monasteries were men. That's for monks. Monks, that's a different religion. All we're saying is you don't get where we come from. I forget. Where do you come from? What was it?

Recap. Newcastle County. Newcastle County broken families. I think I'm going to have to edit all this out. I have no clue what's going on. What? It's not that complicated. Don't edit it out. It's not that complicated. I think this'm going to have to edit all this out. I have no clue what's going on. What? It's not that complicated. Don't edit it out.

It's not that complicated. I think this is good stuff. We're talking about our childhood. I'm talking about personal stuff. What was your church? St. John's. Oh, all right. St. John's.

Okay, cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that church. All right, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. I would skateboard there sometimes. Yeah, we'd probably kick you out, yeah. I know that church. All right, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. I would skateboard there sometimes. Yeah, we'd probably kick you out, asshole. No, that minister priest guy, he was cool.

I forget his name. I don't know either, but he would let us skate there. I learned a lot. If I sucked his dick. And you were skating there all the time, right? I was skating there all the time, man. It was no big deal. You really perfected some of your tricks in that parking lot.

I did all the tricks. You know what I mean? That's why I got all those carnival tickets. I got all the tickets. You know, it was no big deal. What? Can I play the last two tapes? I'm going to heaven.

What did I do? Okay, I'm going to play two tapes. Did you ride the zipper? Is that what they call it? Because I definitely did that. I think he called it something different. Alright, I got two tapes here to end this out. I don't know how to say the name of this artist.

You'll have to help me. It's spelled E-I-L-I-Y-A-S. Elias. Elias. Is it Elias? I'm going to say it's Elias, and the name of the tape is Crimson and the Indigo. That's a good color combination.

Yeah, Crimson and Indigo. That's good. That's a good color combination. Yeah, crimson and indigo, that's good. That is a good color combination. The tape doesn't appear to have any crimson or indigo. It's a vellum paper with orange, so maybe, I don't know if they messed up at the print shop. Yeah, the print shop kind of mixed the wrong color ink there. Maybe there was an English language faux pas. Maybe, I don't know.

This person, well, they're from Georgia and they're living in Berlin. So maybe, yeah, maybe it's when you cross the pond. A lot of things get crazy when you go across that water. Yeah, those Pantone colors. They do use a different system over there. They use a different Pantone system. Yeah, we're on a totally different bit.

I think we should start doing that the way that we refuse to use metric. I think we should not stop using the pantone system i'm gonna start a big protest does every country use pantone i would i mean i actually have no clue is it is that global or is that united states i would think that was like a like that's a global thing i would think even like the aliens would just use pantone pantone they're like yes we use pantone yeah just universal kind of a thing it It's a universal language, it's like math. But this is on a label, it's gonna start off

and you're not gonna be scared, but then it's gonna get scary, okay? I'm just letting you know that right now. I like it like that. Too scary. That's how I like my movies. I'm not scared of fur. I don't wanna be scared right away. You wanna have it. No.

Okay, because it's gonna pop and it's gonna come real quick. I wanna be scared, so tell me to be scared it's real quick? it doesn't happen right away but when it happens it's scary give it to me I like the really short scares I like the really short scares in movies

you like short scares just a short little you like a quick short scare yeah like you see like you see the monster creep by. Your hair was in the toilet water. In the background of a close-up or something. Like in, what's that M. Night Shyamalan with the water that affects the monsters?

Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense. Huh? Sixth Sense. Signs. It's not the six cents you're telling me there's no water in the six cents none i got some bad news for you joe people are like 60 something percent water so suck on that fact i think it's more than that but tell me your jump scare tell me your jump scare all right give it to me okay the name of the label is harsh rhythms blood sucking cassette company that's already scary you told me it wasn't scary in the beginning

oh hard oh my god i forgot some people are afraid because of the harsh arts because of harsh noise and that can be elbow yell at you and blood blood blood rhythms or rhythms? Rhythms. R-I-D-D-I-N-S. And also, I don't like harsh rhythms. You don't. Is this like some Jamaican shit? Yeah, this is harsh. I don't know if I call it Jamaican shit, but. No, like Jamaican jams.

I don't mean shit like a. Yeah, like a, yeah. Come on. I think the label. Come on. Come on. I'm fucking with you. Come on.

Come on. The label, I believe little progressive here. Yeah, come on. I'm fucking with you. Come on. Come on. The label, I believe, is from Georgia. All right, Georgia. All right. I think, I don't know. It's closer to Jamaica than Delaware is. It's definitely closer, geographically. This tape is smoking out of his 3D printed...

Fuck you. I feel like you guys are coming extra hard on me. You're the boss, Haley. You're the boss, man. We don't know you're the boss. Dave's in the background. He's in the mountains. He's still there.

What was I going to say? Oh, the tape is from 2015. It's the 11th release on the label and i don't really know much about it it's some scary jazz that will spook you you know like i mean they have they use john coles brain no no too scary too scary that's too scary um but now i have one more and you know do you remember way back? And this might take a while. Oh,

I remember the beginning of this episode. Do you remember? Don't play that. Don't play that. Don't play that. It's the worst. It's the worst Star Trek series ever. I know it's the worst. It's the worst Star Trek series ever. I know it's your favorite. Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions.

The beginning of the episode, you played a tape that had a label that knocked our socks clean off. Me? Yeah. If this was a if this. I love it when it comes back to me. The foot fetish people are going wild because it knocked our socks clean off. Me? Yeah. If this was a, if this. I love it when it comes back to me. The foot fetish people are going wild because it knocked our socks clean off.

It was amazing. And I've been thinking about that all night. It's been really getting under my skin how you kind of one-upped me. Goodbye. And how you kind of did something I didn't do. So you know what I did? What'd you do?

I got a tape with a shell. That motherfucker, it's here to fight. It's here to battle. Mortal Kombat! What do we got, a grid? This is like, this is a tape on... What's that amorphous Let me back up one moment. Shape. Let me back up.

Back up, back up. Daniel Kordek. I don't know what it's called it's called something like Spooky Jerry okay Spooky Jerry yeah something like that

this shell it's like first of all it feels it hits different it just feels different I wish I could touch it I wish you could feel it it just feels different and it's like it I wish I could touch it. I wish you could feel it. It just feels different. And it's like, it's not clear and it's not smoky. Hold it up more.

I don't know if that's... Let me see the other side. If that's like Coke bottle clear. I never really understood what that was. But it's like... I wish I could... Hold that up again. I'm holding it up.

I never put it down, Dave. Look at it. Look at this thing. I'm not sure what's going on. It'm holding it up. I never put it down, Dave. Look at it. Look at this thing. I'm not sure what's going on. It's a beautiful shell. It's made out of something else. Something else. An alien material possibly. It came from

the upside down. We don't know. Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. Maybe you can help solve a mystery. And it's got like this dot matrix kind of. So you're telling me it's not black and thick. What am I saying?

What's the window like? Tiny. Tiny and concaved like in. Like it makes a weird shape to get to the window. Even that's weird. Is it flimsy or what are we talking about? It's flimsy, but you can't really, it's smaller than a normal window.

It's a little bit skinnier than a normal window. This dot matrix style. I didn't like that close up. I didn't like that close up of your finger. I know, I know, I know, I know. And I used the hand that I cut the tip off of and I knew right away that it would have bothered you. Yeah, I just threw it.

I know, I know, I know. But I also feel like after all these years, maybe you should get used to it. But there's such fine detail. Such fine detail in the print. It looks great. And it's got the yellow grid and the black print. The yellow grid looks crazy.

I didn't really see that until you really put it up close. It's so nice. That kind of negative, not negative, but the yellow grid with the, what color would you call the squares that are positive? What do you mean? Like what color is the shell?

The squares that are positive? Winners, Joe. Winners. I mean, yeah, definitely winners. What's the other color? Because to me, it looks like a muted grayish blue. The other color is like black. The in-between... Oh. The in-between... Oh, the in-between where the squares,

where you see the cassette shell color? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like a... I don't know. That's what I was saying. I don't know what color that is. Because it's like... It's like...

It's a vape lord. I think the color is vape lord. Vape lord. That makes sense to me. They use a cassette shell. The color is vape Lord. I think the color is Vape Lord. Vape Lord. That makes sense to me. They use a cassette shell. The color is Vape Lord. And it makes it look so nice. And I don't know.

Is it better than the shell you had earlier? I don't know. No. No. No. Me? It's not better than Primal Wednesday. But I'm still the main guy in charge of the cassette podcast.

But you're the best. You look the coolest. The main... I went good. You have the best hair. You choose the best tapes. Come on. Yeah.

Daniel Kordick, and then I'm sorry for the pronunciation, but Elias. And that'll take us out for the evening And that'll take us out for the evening. That'll take us out for the evening. Good evening. Okay. Let's play this tape. Good evening. so

wow I'm going to have to go back to the ship. so I'm going to have to go. so Let's go. I'm going to have to go back to the ship. so so I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the right. so so Thank you for me! Yeah! I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this.

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