Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #160 | 9.22.20

Episode Date: September 22, 2020

A Paramount, A Love Supreme, Mil Kdu Des, Escape to Holy Witch Mountain, Jacken Elswyth, No Option, Sunk Heaven, Tiger Village, Stalchild, Coach Campa, Nandele Maguni, Kay Odyssey.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims

We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're gonna play some Kassims We're going to play some cassette. That's a big Bayshon-esque number. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette.

We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Do one of you boys want to start at this time? I always do it. I'll do it this time, too. Tabs Out, Cassette Podcast, episode number

160. We finally made it to event. Joe, we did it. We're at 165. Was there a reason why 160 was important? Because it felt like we were in the 50s for like a year. I think we were. Probably were actually. Yeah, actually, yeah.

Well, either way, we got there. We're here. It's very important. We're going to play some tapes and I should warn everyone up front, I'm going to do so many illegal things tonight with my tapes. How are my levels, okay? Bootlegs.

Not even bootlegs. I'm going to a whole new level of illegality. Dubs, like just like, my friend, if that's the ballpark he's playing... He's playing some scramb... He got a de-scrambler. Yeah, man. Get out of here with that bullshit. This ain't preschool, brother. This is a bootleg. I don't know if I want to be

like... Down with this kind of stuff. Well, let's find out. Sleepy Joe. I might be Sleepy Joe. Let's actually... You got some beers in you? I'm getting a lot of feedback. People might be Sleepy Joe. Go to Joe. You got some beers in you? I'm getting a lot of feedback. People like when you're drunk.

Yeah, what are you talking about? People like when you had the sauce in you. They say give Joe B. Moore sauce. Give Joe B. Moore sauce and make him slur a little bit more. They love it. So they like the sexy sex talk. Oh, you mean how you get real, real, real horny?

Yeah. They like it. I knew listeners would love that. Well, let's start it off tonight. What do you got? All right. You want me to start? Play a goddamn tape, man.

All right. I'm going to play this A Paramount, A Love Supreme tape, which is a local screamo band. You're gonna start off with a local screamo band, huh? All my tapes tonight are local bands. Really? Well, sort of, they're all Delaware related. You're acting locally, are you still thinking globally?

No, no, I don't think globally anymore. You're done with it. No, I'm done with it. I act locally. I got rid of my climbing shoes. Too scary! Yeah, I don't think globally anymore. You're done with it. No, I'm done with it. I act locally. I got rid of my climbing jeans. Too scary. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

So you... So... What? No, what is this? Tell me about this tape. Well, I think I shared this band camp with you a little while ago. Yes. And it's a local screamo band, a la the Neil Perry, Joshuaoshua for battle genre and what these are like we're

talking young guys we're talking newark delaware we're talking about newark delaware young guys young people young people i'm sorry young fifth graders fifth graders people the right thing young the youth things that are alive fourth graders fifth grade your boosters acting up oh my booster is acting up i can't believe you paid for an internet booster. What, you can't see me? Can you see me, Mike? You know what? This is a huge biff.

That's Dave's internet. Look at this dump. He's frozen. Oh, I have a booster. Joe B., did you see? Get back to the screamo. Let's talk about the screamo. I have a booster.

It has two things on the side. It siphons off of me and... You can move them. It's sucking the signal off of me and Mike. I thought my... I ran a speed test, Dave. I ran a speed test because I had suspicions. Did you get that thing at the dollar store?

I told you about getting shit at the dollar store, Joe. He plugged it in at my house. He's got a cord running all the way from my router. Underground. Tell us about this band. So this band is Liam on guitar. Liam's playing. We got Liam playing guitar.

All right. Drew's on bass. And Mitchell's on drums and vocals. Now, Mitchell, we met at the bar one night, and he had that I Hate Myself shirt on. I wasn't there. You were there. It was when me, you, and Dave played one of those shows at

Oddity Bar. That's probably what gave him the inspiration to do cassette tapes then. And me and you just drunkenly said I Hate Myself. Oh yeah? Were we screaming them at them

no I was just like yeah we were like I wanna be in a motorcycle gang the whole song maybe you were doing it I was like you were like you had sunglasses on with a leather

jacket and you were like I'm John McCain and I approve this message yeah whatever alright so you're playing that was a long ass name to that band what was that band called? it is a long ass name a paramount comma a love supreme

yeah yeah they are a scream up band they got punctuation in their name scream up bands will put punctuation in their name I'm a little slightly confused on what label this is on. Because on the back, it says Crisis Meditations. Okay. But then it says Zegima Beach, number 180, Larry Records, number 29.

You got a bunch of different labels. Is that three labels? I guess it's three labels but then the insert the insert thing is just Larry Records man Larry Records a lot of real estate on that insert that said that really big Dave what font did they use? That was a weird font choice

it's some sort of Times New Papyrus Times New Papyrus I like doing the hybrids I like the hybrid fonts where it's like old English I like doing the hybrids. I like the hybrid fonts. I like pure fonts, Dave. I'm just a Times New Roman.

That's it. Helvetica. That's it. Once you really start to internalize all of the big ones. The big ones. Once you get into the singular. They are adventurous. Once you internalize all the single origin font show, you're going to want to try something else.

They're daredevils? All right, Davey, that's the tape. You're playing this goddamn local screamo, a bunch of fifth graders. A bunch of fifth graders. All right, that's cool. No, they're cool. That dude Mitchell seems cool.

No, man. Yeah, man. Screamo's cool. And the three-piece you're talking about here? Three-piece Screamo band where the drummer also does vocals? Wow, that's hard.

The drummer doing vocals. That's hard. That's hard. Doing the sticks, the feet, and saying words. All three of those things. And saying words.

Three? Yeah, that's a lot. That's five different things. That's probably what most of the lyrics are about. Just trying to figure out the lyrics are in the J card. I can read those

later if you want he's just screaming about how hard it is to do vocals and play drums all the time yeah I wonder why they're making him

do all of them this is hard too scary they're too low in the mix to understand anyway it makes him even more mad

oh geez alright where's David They're too low in the mix to understand anyway. It makes me even more mad. Oh, geez. All right. Where's David? David, what do you got? I think I'll play this Milk Dudes tape. Milk Dudes. It's not called Milk Dudes.

Someone didn't call their band or whatever Milk Dudes. You're playing a joke. It's Milk Dudes. It's M-I-L space K-d-u space d-e-s but i'm pronouncing milk a good question i don't understand you have to roll the l it's either that or milk could do this milk could do this birthday cake pizza i don't't know. Hold it up to the screen. Let me see it. Tell me about it. I'm getting there. Oh, yeah. Dave likes to take his time.

He's not, you know, just a wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. I forgot. I do need to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's a tape that came out on. Oh, now you got a cough. No, I'm going to cut that out. Yeah.

Cut that out. Put a mask on. And No, I'm going to cut that out. Yeah, cut that out. Put a mask on. And go. I'm going to, yeah. Oh, wait, where's my, how come I can't maximize the screen? What did I do? Here we go. I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days.

This is a fresh one from Ingrown. From what I can kind of gather from the band camp, this is a score that they did for an edit of Godzilla vs. Hedorah. Slow down, slow down. What are you talking about? So this band, Milk Dora, they did what? They made their own score to maybe a trimmed down version

of a 70s Godzilla movie. So an incredibly cool little lizard. So does it sync up? Yeah, there's actually, you can watch a, there's a trailer. if you go to the ingrown records band camp and look at this release uh there's a trailer for it and you can catch like maybe like a track or two in the trailer hey man that's pretty cool yeah and apparently this uh group milk dudes does they kind specialize. They specialize in doing film scores.

Oh, I see it now. It's Milk Cadoodess. Milk Cadoodess, yeah. It's like you put Milk Dudes into one of those early voice modulators on Windows 3.1 and it just knows like four words.

Milk Cadoodess. Are they really? Is it really milk dudes? It can't see. You're not writing, making scores, film scores, and then you say, well, call me milk dudes. We're milk dudes. Read my lips. All right, should I do my first illegal one?

You're starting off illegal? Let me put my VPN on. Break the law. Break the VPN on I got a tape here hold on I gotta go into incognito mode I gotta scramble my buffer anybody who's listening to this real quick

I'm switching over to incognito mode cause I'm gonna do my first illegal one this is a tape on FMR I'll put this out Switch over to incognito mode. Because I'm going to do my first illegal one. This is a tape on FMR. I'll put this out. And it is called... We'll bleep that out later. Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Escape to Holy Witch Mountain. I'm glad you're playing this tape because I put it on at work the other day and it did not go well. What do you mean it didn't go well? Explain. Because everyone was like, what the fuck is this? Fucking losers you working with nowadays.

They can't get into this? Why is Brian Chippendale... Go, explain the tape again. Or continue explaining the tape before I interrupt some more. Thank you. Keep drinking those beers, though, because you're getting your... The people love when you interrupt. The people love Grump Joe.

Go to Joe. They can't get enough. It's the 1975 score, not score, soundtrack to escape... I think it's the score. What's the difference between the score and the soundtrack? What is the difference? I think Huey Lewis it's the score. What's the difference between the score and the soundtrack? What is the difference? I think Huey Lewis is on the soundtrack.

is written for the movie. Yeah. The score is written for the movie. I think this is the score. I think if you have a bunch of people with a lot of instruments,

it's a score. But if you get like Huey Lewis and the News or Tangerine Dream, it's a soundtrack. It's a soundtrack. Right. I think this is the score.

Okay. Well, anyway. But it doesn't matter it doesn't matter go ahead yeah escape to which mountain to or from is it from or to i don't know i think it's escape from which mountain and the sequel is return to which mountain okay i think you're that has the rock in it okay it's not that one so i know it's not that one. Oh, I know it's not that one. Okay, so you're saying it's escape from Witch Mountain? I believe so. That sounds like a question. Like you're asking me, like escape from Witch Mountain.

Am I right? Am I right? I am, by the way. Is that a little Carson? I don't know what you're doing. I'm just going to say it. I ordered a bunch of Carson VHS's. I'm kind of studying the man. I mean, that's the best guy to study.

I think it's really important to say that I don't like mashups as a rule. Mashups don't work, Dave, and you're 100% correct. No, I think sometimes they can. Well, anyway, I didn't get to what it's mushed up all mushed up with. You don't like mashups. Let me get to the... yeah, give me the meat. Sleep's holy mountain. Uh-huh.

Leave it alone. It's good as it is. Yeah, it's good. Sometimes people like to play tricks, and sometimes people like to have fun. Is that all it's mashed up with? I could imagine Dave at a kid's birthday party, and the clown is like,

I'm going to make some balloon animals. What balloon do you want me to make, Dave? And Dave just says, the balloons are fine. A dog. The balloons are fine. Just blow it up. Just make balloons. Just blow it up.

I just like regular balloons. Why do you want to twist it in knots? Don't even do the long ones. They're too special. Give me the round ones that are hard to blow up and they only get the size of an apple. Yeah, that's it. I like the really hard stiff ones that are hard to blow up and they only get the size of like an apple. Yeah, that's it. Like the really hard stiff ones that are really small.

You don't even notice when they pop. All right, so it's Escape from Witch Mountain. I don't know Witch Mountain, Joe. Sleep's Holy Mountain. And is that it? It's Escape from Witch Mountain, Sleep's Holy Mountain, mushed together,

but there is a bonus track with Lightning Bolt. Okay. I didn't get to that because I was confused because I saw them in the, like, members list. Here's what I was playing at work. And finally, I was just like, let's just put on Holy Mountain. Well, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm not saying, Joe, this isn't like, yeah.

This isn't like your stepdad's coming in and he's going to replace your father. So we just listen to Holy Mountain. This is just to have fun. Oh, okay. Come on, man. No one's having fun. No one's having fun. Yeah.

I was having fun. No, no, I was having fun. No one else was having fun. I mean, I don't understand why they can't just have a good time. Just put on Sleeps Holy Mountain. Again, this one's a little bit different and funny. And. You can be a badass when you listen to it.

It's not as illegal as like the Caius and Michael Jackson mashup, though. Is that a real thing? Michael Jackson is controversy. Yeah. Yeah, that's illegal on a lot of ways. A lot of levels. I still have to get that tattoo covered up. Oh, are you going to get your Michael Jackson tattoo covered up finally?

Yeah. What are you getting? Harvey Weinstein. Is that an overtop of him? I'm going to get Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, he's the greatest film producer of all time. I'm just done with you. All right, let's play these tapes. guitar solo ¶¶ Thank you. I'm a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big I'm sorry. I am not I am not

I am not I am not Thank you. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm back down I'm out. We'll be right back. Thank you. I'm starving I'm drowning I'm burning I'm dying I'm burning

I'm burning I'm burning I'm burning I'm burning I'm burning I'm standing, I'm standing, I'm coming, I'm coming I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not I'm standing, I'm standing, I'm dying, I'm dying To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. so Thank you. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Bye. I'm going to go. Travelling through the atomic sky Passing through the wall of life we fly

To the center of the star we go Discovering secrets no one else has known Within the center of the galaxy Away from Earth and all its misery And all his bits are raining Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 guitar solo guitar solo Our ship explodes Our work is done We've left our lives inside the sun a paramount love supreme

Who I'm going to say Shorten the name, make it quicker I don't have this kind of time Joe's busy, Dave's busy We all have lives We don't know Good stuff though Where are we landing on the name for the tape?

Are we going to say self-titled? I think we're going to say self-titled. I think we're going to say self-titled. We're going to go with Larry records and then milk dudes, but it's not milk dudes. It's something else. And Dave apologizes. He didn't do any research. GXH on Incaroon.

Escape to Holy Mountain. Excuse me. Escape to Holy Witch Mountain. That's what makes it fun. That sounds scary. On F. It's too scary. Get out of here.

What's the lightning bolt connection, though? They use, they mush in lightning bolt with the soundtrack. Right, but is there a lightning bolt record that's like something mountain, right? Well, this track is called Escape from Dracula Mountain. Oh, there's, what is the, there's Ride the Skies. What's the one with mountain like double rainbow mountain what is it called i don't know there's got to be some sort of mountain connection hyper magic magic mountain hyper magic mountain all right and i think there's

another one with dracula in the name i don't know dave apologizes he didn't do scary i don't like too scary i don't like i don't like halloween i don't like vampires no no if i try to go to these kind of websites, my computer, a thing will pop up that says it might have Halloween content. The options are shut down computer or hibernation computer. Hibernation computer mode.

It can't sleep, knowing that it's about to open a Halloween page. Are you kidding me? It'll never. Knock that thing out. Oh, yeah. I tried to put my computer to sleep after visiting a Halloween page. It looked at me and it said, buddy, you serious?

It got in my bed. It slept with me that night. All right. All right. Dave, why don't you start off with the tape? All right. I'll start off with this Jack and Ellsworth and Ryan Ayers split tape on Betwixt and Between. Ooh, Betwixt. Betwixt and Between.

That's my favorite snack. This is a relatively new label. I like to get the two lefts. That's what I like. Betwixt the two lefts. That's what I like. The Twix? The two lefts? I'm with you. I don't know much about... Who are the names again?

You kind of just... Ryan Ayers and Jack and Ellsworth. And who are these fellas? Just a couple... Well, I'm going to be playing the Jack and Ellsworth side, and he plays banjo. This is a UK label, I'm going to be playing the Jack and Elsworth side, and he plays banjo. This is a UK label, I think. Where did you record this?

So he does some banjo tracks. I think these are like, they're not standards, but they're like. I like this new generation of music. That's a standard, right? I guess standard is jazz, right? Jazz is always going to be a standard with me. It's always going to be traditional. Like In the Pines is like a traditional.

These are established tunes. Okay. Like Happy Birthday. There's a couple like established tunes, and then there's like a couple improv tracks. And I'm just going to do one of the established tunes called Lone Prairie. Just Lone Prairie.

Yeah. So he does like some banjo jams, and then Ryan Ayers on the B-side just does like solo drums. Dave, if you want, I can go grab my banjo from upstairs, and I can just jam along to it if you want. You know what? Go grab it. We'll do a little America versus UK banjo off right now.

We'll let you go, and then we'll play the tape. Can you get it? Go get it, yeah. I'll see if I can tune it. I like the aesthetic for this label. They only have like six or... What is that? That looks like a monster, Dave.

They have these like uh that looks like an animal with a man head too scary yeah they're all they maybe look like wood etchings maybe um on like craft paper they're all that just these mythical looking beasts can you see this pecker i can't tell it's a cobra it's a female oh it a female. Cool rattlesnake. This is turning out to be one of the... Maybe it's not. I don't know. I haven't asked. I felt weird doing the horny episodes,

but these scary ones, these extra scary ones where we mention Halloween and we keep showing monsters and stuff. Talk about mountains. I know. I thought I felt uncomfortable with the horny ones, but now I'm begging for them. I know we mentioned lightning. I know. I thought I felt uncomfortable with the horny ones, but now I'm begging for them. Godzilla. I know we mentioned Godzilla. This is a very scary episode.

Jesus Christ. This is very scary. Yeah, call the aquarium. We're going to call the aquarium or something. Joby, are you knocking that banjo? Did you lie to me? Well, I'll get it on the break. I thought you would get it now,

and you'd be playing it before we played the tape. And also, stop calling when we play the tapes a break. It's not a break. And we'll be back. Everyone go make a sandwich. No, that's the main part of the show, is the tapes. Yeah, but it's a break for us. I never stop. I never stop.

I never break. All right? I can't believe you haven't gotten that banjo yet, but that's fine. Whatever. Play tape. All right. I'm going to play.

Now I'm going to segue from, again, so Richie, let me borrow this tape. It really is like the size of my torso. I'm going to play Richie's band. Wait, who is Richie? Which is a local Delaware hardcore band called No Option. Who? No Option, none.

Yeah. Which actually, you know, I mean, before COVID, we're kind of, you know, they toured with like Madball. Madball's still a band? Yeah. That's cool as shit. I didn't realize that. They've been doing, they're kind of big. They're young kids.

More fifth graders, huh? More fifth graders. What are you doing hanging out with all these fifth graders, Joe? Well, Richie works at the shop, you know? Was he one of the guys who didn't escape to Holy Witch Mountain? He answers the phone. That didn't, did that answer the question that I asked? I don't know if he didn't like it or not.

No, I don't think he liked it. And now you're going to play his tape? Yeah. And I actually made a beat for one of these tracks. Like a segue beat. But I have no idea which track it is. Look at you. But yeah, so I'm going to play No Option Tape.

They've played This Is Hardcore a few times. They're kind of, you know. Hardcore band. Hardcore band. Let's count it off. Mosh Pits. What else we got? Mosh Pits. Mosh P of... Hardcore band. Hardcore band. Let's count it off. Mosh pits. What else we got? Mosh pits. Mosh pits. Finger punching.

Setting down change. Setting down change. They do all that stuff. Carefully setting down imaginary coins on the floor. Imaginary coins. I like that. That's a good band name. Yeah, this is their full length on, let's see, I can't read this type.

Northern Unrest, number two. Second release on the label. No option, make it count. And I'm going to play, you know, one or two tracks from the A side. Very cool. Try again. What's the first release on this label? Track might be interlude,

but I'm not sure. Joe, you said this is the second release on the label. What's the first release? I'm not entirely sure. I also want to know, is it from around here? Is it also a Delaware label? I don't think it is a Delaware label.

Northern Unrest. I don't think it is a Delaware Northern Unrest let me say I don't think it is a Delaware label I have one more question and I swear I'll stop is it cassette only or is there like an LP version no I think there's an LP too

very cool it's a UK label it's a UK label now this puts the pressure on me to find some UK stuff. Yeah. And actually, at this point, they have four releases out. If you don't make it happen, Brexit will be done at midnight. There's a lot on my shoulders.

Age of Apocalypse, Despise, No Option, and Revolve. What are those? Those are the releases that this label has out at this time. Very cool. You know what? This might actually, on this label, just be a cassette release. Okay. But I know that another label did the vinyl.

So this label did 25 on blue, 25 on red. 50 total, if my math is correct with your machine this is soup for my family okay and then i'm from my family this is soup for my family jesus fucking christ that's not a really big soup because you can't throw a brick. It's too heavy. It's too heavy. I mean, milk brain. Ah, I don't even... It's not even funny to me anymore.

To the point of like... Oh, it's not funny anymore? No. You're not having a good time anymore, Joe? No. I'm sorry to hear that. That sucks, man. After four years, it's just not funny.

I don't want to hear it anymore. I'm John McCain, and I approve this message. Sunk Heaven has a new tape. And you know what? I don't even think this tape is out yet. I think this is more illegal shit. Yes, it's more illegal stuff, because I don't even think it's out yet.

I got a package the other day in the mail from No Rent Records. Philadelphia label. One of those tapes was Sunk Heaven. Apex Plummet. There's somebody on... You know, there's one thing I don't like when they shrink wrap. You know how I don't like when they shrink wrap tapes.

You know that, right? You don't like shrink wrap bodies either. Yeah, there's this person. They shrink wrap their entire freaking body on the cover. Wrapped in plastic. That's not sexy. Don't bother. It's animal. Joe,

is anyone hard? No, I'm not hard. But Dave, what's that little dice? On your mic. What's that? You rolled a four. It's for the valve stem. Oh, it's the valve stem. Okay. You sound better. Yeah, yeah. You do sound really good. You sound a four. It's for the valve stem. Oh, it's the valve stem. Okay. All right. You sound better. Yeah, yeah.

You do sound really good. You sound better, too. Austin Slade-Julian is the person who does Sunk Heaven. It's not even out yet. Another illegal thing. Whoa, exclusive. It's an exclusive thing. But I also think-

Tabs out listeners, you know... Would you pay to get this on the air? Set your tapes ready to record. I know. Yeah. Definitely do that. Exclusive track. Yeah, you're not getting...

Unreleased or not out yet. Or maybe it is out now. I don't know. I checked the other day. It wasn't out the other day. And this episode probably won't go live for a few more days. So it'll probably be out by then. But right now, the feeling that I'm getting like this.

Yeah. A voof. Just like. Mike, that's. What is that? Well, when you get a little older, your body goes through some changes. That's not. Well, I'll talk to you about them off air.

Dave, let me show you something. Hold on, let me pull this down real quick. Is that supposed to happen? Is that supposed to happen? I've never... I don't know what that is. Read my lips. Are they daredevils?

Sounds messy. This is soup for my family. It's soup for my family. Soup for my family. I don't even want to know what the context was for that. Yeah, me neither. I'm furious. Well, first of all, it's probably not going to make it any more sense. Any sense.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. You don't think you'll hear it in its entirety and say, oh, okay. Oh, no. I don't think so. That shit made sense. That one sentence was probably in the context of another 15 sentences that have nothing to do with one another.

If you get it in order, you get extra points. Did I pick one? No, you didn't. I thought Dave did. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Dave. No, you didn't. No. I thought Dave did. I'm sorry.

Go ahead, Dave. No, Dave went first. Dave went first. Yeah, this is second block, right? Yeah, this is second block. You picked one. Two. Maybe I got a few here, so maybe I should pick an extra.

Two. I'm going to throw an extra one on there. Two. It's a little tape by Tiger Village. Now, I got a tiger village tape, uh, two. Now is this,

uh, mine are blank. They always come blank. My cover looks different. What's the deal with this one? This one, this is, uh,

he did a little bit of a live stream. All right. For pizza night, pizza nights back, you know, same. Okay. Mine says live a pizza night too.

It's the same tape live. I don't think it's live at pizza night. I think it's live on pizza night. On pizza night. Live on pizza night. Is mine the same tape as yours? Which I would have just said live at pizza night, I think. Dave, what do you think?

Hmm. I like the sound of live on pizza night. On pizza night. So you guys, okay, whatever. I'm playing live and it's pizza night. On pizza night. But yes, Joe, to answer your question, you have the same tape.

Tiger Village, who is Tim Thornton, runs the label Sweet 309. Cleveland, Ohio. But this is a boot. This is not a boot. This is a bootleg. This one's actually not illegal. This is perfectly legal.

Well, I don't know. This gets into a gray area of the law that I don't really know if I fully can understand it. Because it's a tape of a live stream a live stream performance and all the covers are different and you just cut out like magazines or

something like that and it's not on a label self released but there's no precedent there's no precedent for this but here's I have a question there's no legal precedent for this. Okay, I have a question. There's no legal precedent for this. Gavis versus Johnson. This is soup for my family.

1973. That's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick. It's too heavy. It's too heavy. Here's my question. I have a quandary. So he plays a live stream gig. It's over the internet.

He takes that audio. He puts it on a tape. Now we get that tape and we put it back onto the internet? Onto the internet. He takes that audio. He puts it on a tape. Now we get that tape and we put it back onto the internet? Onto the internet. Is that... Well, the quality is going to go down. Well, you know what this is? It's going to suffer. Is this a disintegration loop?

Yeah. Oh! Are we allowed to do that? Is that legal? Well, what you have to do is tape this and then send that to Tim, and then he'll put it on tape. He'll broadcast it again. We just keep doing it.

No, seriously, what would be the next step? Because it went live onto the internet to a tape, back onto the internet. To a tape. So someone needs to record this onto a tape. And then who do you send that to? Back to us and we'll play it again. Okay, yeah.

And then they just record it again. And then someone can record. But here's the thing. Record the stream. Every copy of the tape has to have us talking about the tape leading into it. Yeah. And then it's meta.

Do you think it'll start doing like, it'll reflect back in on itself? Like multiple mirrors in a room? Too scary. I'm already horrified. No, no, Dave, stop right there. Stop right there.

Did you say multiple mirrors, Dave? In one room? Stop right there. No, that is far. You've passed your limit. We're not talking about that. A house of mirrors. A house of mirrors.

Of tricks. It just keeps going. They are adventurous. All right. But I don't know if I mentioned it before. Pizza Night was Pizza Night Tapes. Sam Goldberg, also from Ohio. His label.

There's Pizza Night here tonight. And I think he used to do events, right? Live gigs back in the before times. The before times. Yes, when you could be in person. And they were Pizza N nights for some reason. There was probably pizza there, I would assume. Hmm.

I like pizza. Birthday cake pizza. Pizza boy USA. So let's go into all these. One of my favorite foods, pizza. You like pizza? Pizza's a good one. Yeah.

Pizza, tacos. It looks like pizza. Good one. Excellent. Yeah. Classics. A rice or noodle. Good one. Excellent. Classics. A rice or noodle dish. That's it.

Those are your four basic groups. Three to four dishes. Three healthy meals and snacks. What about like a pancake? No, I don't like cake, Dave. Jesus fucking Christ. Pancake's not cake.

It's panned cake. Just because it has that name in it doesn't mean it's what it is. Well, the crab cake is a... Thank you. That's perfect. It's a cobra. You like crab cakes? I've never had crab cake.

No, I have once or twice. I'm not a huge fan. What about a bunch of little ones? How big? Like dime-sized. It really is like the size of my torso. Like dime-sized crab cakes. Like miniature meatballs.

Fuck yeah. Or like a plate of spaghetti noodles. This is shit for my family. Why am I putting miniature crab cakes on top of spaghetti noodles? This is soup for my family. Why am I putting a mixture of crab cakes on top of spaghetti noodles? So I wanted to discuss my cake. It would be like seafood spaghetti.

With marinara sauce. I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days. You guys done? I could talk about spaghetti all day. I could talk about this longer, but if you want me to be done, I guess give me, give me 30 more seconds about spaghetti,

um, noodles, spaghetti. I like hot sauce on spaghetti. That's it. I tried that, uh, that pasta recipe from Sopranos.

Oh, is it good? I had a great night tonight Dave I love you Mike I want to thank Jester Brazil for being the band

it's an expression read alright you ready did you like how I chose Jester Brazil yeah that kind of came at me out of nowhere. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know why.

It was a good one, though. It's believable. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The The The The To be continued... so I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go

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I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm going to go to bed. It's pretty good, isn't it? What was I expecting to become of this? My iris has been filled, my eyes crimson thicker and so much more. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I believe in the power of the moon, and the power of the sun. I believe in the power of the sun. Let's drive a rising sun All the colors over to a different time Don't look out I'm going to die.

Please, God, help me. I'm sorry. I'm coming for you! I'm coming for you! I'm coming for you! I'm coming for you! I'm coming for you! I'm coming to go to the next one. I'm not a monster, I'm a monster inside of me I'm a monster, I'm a to get you, baby. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

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Yeah, you got some straight edge past in you. I have a little straight edge past. I have a little bit of being in a hardcore band. Yeah, so you know how to do the jumps and the... The jumps, the kicks. I've done them. Yeah. I like how you keep changing the die.

Now it's three. Yeah, well, we're on round three the die. Now it's three. Yeah. Well, we're on round three. Oh, we're on three. The first one was four. Chew your food. Yeah. Well, I came up with the idea after I put it up there.

Sunk having that tape that's maybe out now. No rent. Go check it out. They got a lot of stuff out. And then that Tiger Village tape. We were discussing if it was live on Pizza Night or live from Pizza Night. I don't think we explored

the option of... Live at Pizza Night? Well, I don't think we explored the option, Dave, of live on Pizza Night. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. I see. I just blew your mind. Live. Now are you horny. Now are you horny. I've been horny the whole time, but more now than before.

What? You've been undercover horny the whole time? Yeah, he's jamming that turkey pepperoni, too. Oh, yeah. Jesus H. Christ. All right. What are we going to do? One more round?

Uh-huh. I got that. I got two, though. One more round. I'm going to do another one of two. Two? That's like at the end of that movie where Jack says, one more round.

What movie are you talking about? Oh, shit. I don't know, like Airborne or one of those? One of the cheesy ones. Top Gun. Top Gun, yeah. Where Goose is like, Goose.

One more round. One more round. And then Tom Cruise. And Maverick's like, what? Then he flips a cocktail. Oh no, you're talking about Cocktail. That's another movie. Oh.

All right, Joby, why don't we go back to you? I want to start this off with another- Back to me. Another one of these, of these local hardcore bands. This band isn't necessarily local. How long has this new generation of music? I know little to nothing about them. A client gave me this tape.

The band... Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. Nothing about them. A mystery. I know little to nothing. The band... Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. Nothing about them. I can't... A mystery. I know little to nothing. Okay. What's the little part?

Well, what's the little... Give us the small... Little I know. The little I know is the band's called Stallchild. They're from Ohio. Hold on. Let's let Dave blow his nose. He thinks he's far enough away from the microphone

that we can't hear it. Was it not... I'm sorry. You microphone that we can't hear it. Was it not? I'm sorry. You got headphones on. You heard it. Me? Who, me? I mean, I can hear it.

I'm John McCain. All right, Joe, what's the little part? Tell us the little part. Little part, stall child. So today is one day before my birthday, actually. Self-tiled. Self-titled stall child. But this guy used to live here.

He used to live in Delaware. In Delaware. And you were tattooing a man and that, or a client. Tattoo. You were tattooing and the tattooed,

the tattooed man gave me this tape because he knows this guy. This is such, oh my God. Yeah. This is such a mystery. Hold on, hold on, say it again and say it like real, I'm going to put a little such, oh my God. Yeah. This is such a mystery. Hold on, hold on.

Say it again and say it like real, I'm going to put a little bit of effect on you. Okay. And I want you to say it real slow about how like the tattooed man gave you the tattoo. Okay, you ready? All right, you ready? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Tell me when I'm ready. I'll say an action like that, okay? Okay, okay. An action. No, you have to be quiet. You have to be much more quiet about it. Hold on now you have to be quiet you have to be much more quiet hold on the way to be quiet about it and you like it's a mystery like and the tattooed man gave me the tattooed man gave me this tape that's very exciting to have a mystery like that so just he just what did you tattoo he knows i knows I like tapes. I play D&D with him, my friend Nick. He's not just a client, he's also a friend.

Hold on. What? You have friends outside? Sometimes I make relationships with these people. Oh, shit, I lost my dice. Yeah, I lost my dice too, Dave. End of the show, wrap it up, boys. I don't know if I like that.

So he gave you this tape. Have you listened to it yet? Yeah, it's like a post-hardcore, you know, pseudo-melodic hardcore. I don't know how to describe things. Well, get a podcast, buddy. That's what we're here for. Hold it up. I want to see it.

I want to know it's real. The tattooed man gave you this one, huh? I'll let you see it, Mike. Yeah, I'll let you know it's real. The tattooed man gave you this one, huh? I'll let you see it, Mike. Yeah, I'll let you know it's real. Okay. Not much going on with the art there, huh? I can't really see. I mean, not too much going on.

It's just a purple tape. My eyes are going crazy. No. No label or anything. Nothing on the actual tape itself. No. I believe this is on a label, but the print is so small and in such a font that I cannot read. It was very, very smooth.

It's DGR 51. This is soup for my family. Okay, whatever. But the, like, let's see. What is... Do you see that little arced letter? Hey, Drunk Joe, you're just showing the very corner of the Norelco case. I can't, I can't tell. what is you see that little arced uh hey drunk joe you're just showing

the like very corner of the norelco case I can't I can't tell he's there he is he's there for those of you

no that's where it is it's in the corner of the norelco he's drunk as shit he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing this is embarrassing you gotta ride home joe

anyway I can't read that it's too small it's too small and it's in like an old it's in like Joe anyway I can't read that it's too small it's too small and it's in like an old it's in like old English I can't I can't read it did you ever get a tape where the font's too big I don't know if I've had that I still can't read it

because it's too big that reviver tape on Temple of Pi I think on the spine it's too big I don't like it it's too show? That Reviver tape on Temple of Pi, I think on the spine, is too big. I don't like it. It's too showy. Too showy? Yeah, a lot of tapes will go.

Oh, I know exactly where it is. I know. And I don't want it. I like a little mystery. I like to walk into my tape room and say, like, what's going on today? And then, oh, the Reviver tape. I bet you can probably see it. I bet you can probably see mine. I can.

I can definitely see it. Right there. Yeah. I don't know. My glass is on. Mine's right there. It's all right away as soon as I turn it around. I don't see it. That's what you call graphic design. Yeah. You don't want to go too big on that.

I'm a little bit of a typographist. You're a little bit of a type head, right? Yeah. Dave, what's a good point? Well, I'm onto the hybrid fonts now. Hybrid fonts which I'm not into. What's a good size for Well, I'm on to the hybrid fonts now. We talk about hybrid fonts, which I'm not into. What's a good size for a spine? What do you want for a spine of a table? 16.

16? That's the biggest you want to go on any font? On any font. Well, when you get into the hybrids, you got to be careful. You get a font that's like 60% Sativa, 40% Indica? Yeah. Yeah. Who knows what's going to happen?

You're opening up a whole can of worms. It's a whole new world. you send that to the print shop you're gonna be getting a call it's a cobra yeah joe oh joe that was yours that was mine yeah correct that was yours okay so davey boy because i got i got two i got two you got two more i got two i always got I got two. I always got more. Two? He always plays double what we play. Two? Double? I feel like this is your 10th tape. I don't see what the big... Six or 10?

This is my 10th tape tonight. Yeah, I play 10 tapes tonight. Okay? Billions and billions and... All right, what do you got? Can I tell you how many tapes I have around my house right now? Yeah, how many do you have? It's way too many.

It's way too many, yeah. Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds. I can't keep them organized. You know what I hate? I hate when I'm just downstairs, I'm just with my family, maybe we're cooking dinner, and I look over on the shelf. I go over to get something, and there's just eight tapes there. And it's just like, whatever just move them move them out

of the way and then you get your dinner you set it out on the table you pull the chair out oh there's like three packages on this chair from like ford and it's a great and it's just like but i love it i love it i like i love it yeah i love it so much i love getting them i love listening to them yeah it's fun it's it's just the first day. It's just like every episode is like episode one. My problem is that the way I have a mountain on my wall, that with my current vision, I can't see the spines. So I have to take my glasses off and get really close to them. You need a step stool, buddy.

My eyes are going crazy. But there's some that are mounted in a way that I just can't get close to them. With those steps that we did. I'm just never going to play those. What happened to your vision? I had cataract surgery. I've talked about it multiple times. And you said, Doc, I don't want to see any more of the spines. I can only see 12 inches in front of my face.

So the way I have them mounted, I have to get 12 inches in front of them. I got a crazy, batshit crazy question. And like, seriously, if you need to laugh me out of the room, that's fine. Have you tried like taking them off the shelf and holding them? Well, that's what I end up doing, but then it ends up with these piles. If you get it in order, you get extra points. Because I'm just like, oh, that shape on that spine looks pretty cool. So then I pull it down and then it's just 20 minutes of a hum.

How's the hum, though? Good hum? Decent hum? No, it's not that good. You know, it's a double tape of hum. Well, some of those are good. Yeah. They're not always that good.

You don't have to defend them, Dave. It's cool. Yeah. No, a lot of the humming is bad. It's true. A lot of those double tapes, especially with the hum, not good. Is that like a

subgenre of drone? Is that like acoustic drone? Yeah, it's drone. Drone that's even more boring than drone is called hum. Does it matter there's a band called hum? I like that that band it's my favorite band

it's good that's one of my favorite bands they put a new record dave you listen to it no yeah they just put out a new record what did i do what like a brand new record 2020 it's crazy yeah it's awesome this is the biggest release of 2020 the biggest release david really The biggest release of 2020. Dave really saw him at the Stone Balloon with a fucking helmet. That's crazy. Yeah. I didn't even know.

I didn't know either of those bands played the Stone Balloon. Yeah. Stone Balloon's in Delaware for our listeners. Stone Balloon was cool for a minute. George Clinton. I sold weed to George Clinton that night. No, you didn't. Are you serious?

Yeah, I did. You never heard that story? You never sold weed to George Clinton. Get that night no you did are you serious yeah i did you never heard that story you never sold weed to george clinton i brokered i brokered a deal all you see how quickly the story is changing it went yeah i know right i sold weed to george clinton no me brokered a deal with bootsy no it was peanut from 311 no peanut is a guy that's in fucking parliament you're talking about noodles from the offspring nude i'm talking noodles from From 311? No, Peanut is a guy that's in fucking Parliament. You're talking about noodles from the offspring. Noodle.

I'm talking noodles from the offspring was opening with the big glasses. So what did you do? You smoked meth with noodles? No, we were walking down Main Street, me and a homie, and there was a dude hanging out in front of the stone balloon. He was like, y'all got any weed? It was like a classic, you know. Yeah. Y'all know where I can get some weed and it was when we talked she was fucking george clinton

it wasn't george clinton it was peanut he's in the band you don't think george clinton is just standing outside no he's in the bus um he's waiting for it so i i was like yeah i need some weed so i called my dude and then i picked my dude up yeah and then we were upstairs in this weird little room of the stone balloon my eyes are going crazy with these like big bouncers standing all around me with their arms crossed while i brokered a deagle yeah like the like the idea was weird. Joe, I think you went to the wrong bar. You're a bunch of big bouncers standing around. And then I brokered a deal between Peanut and my drug dealer friend. Let me ask you a question.

He gave us free passes for the show, but I was such an asshole that I was like, I got to work early in the morning. So I gave him to Julian. Let me ask you a question. And he missed it. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. During all of this,

did you ever meet George Clinton? No. So I would just... I know. And meeting Peanut is cool. I never met Peanut. Peanut's cool, man. He's in Parliament.

Oh, get out of here. He's probably cool as shit. My point is, in the future, Joe B., if you're going to be telling motherfuckers about your I sold weed to George Clinton story, they're probably going to want to ask if you have ever in your life met George Clinton. No, but he smoked that weed.

No, no, George Clinton's got his own. You think George Clinton not smoked that weed? Hold on, hold on. Let's examine this. George Clinton's driving around and he goes, you know what, I don't have any weed. Can anyone go out onto the Newark, Delaware streets and find me some street weed from anyone?

No, he's not doing that. That's insane. So he doesn't share his weed with the rest of his band. Peanut is smoking his own weed. Peanut smokes his own weed. Well, he smoked weed that I brokered the deal with. Okay, Peanut is smoking his own weed. Peanut smokes his own weed. Well, he smoked weed that I brokered the deal with. Okay, yeah. With Ron.

Okay, so all I'm saying is that your I sold weed to George Clinton story should be I brokered a deal to get some fucking skunk-ass street weed to Peanut. To Peanut, who's in Parliament. Funkadelic. I know a guy who was at that show who apparently smoked crack with George Clinton.

Boom. I brokered that deal too. Wait, we have to hear Dave's story now. No, I never brokered that deal. This might get watered down. This might get watered down as well. Well, I'll tell you this much. I'll water it down this much.

I can't remember who it is, so I can't tell you anymore. I just know that somebody from around here smoked crack with George Clinton. You don't even know who they are? I can't remember. He can't reveal. Well, I probably wouldn't reveal either,

but yeah, I honestly can't remember. So I'm going to play this tape that came out on Already Dead. Already Dead. Coach Compa. Hot off the presses. And this is another scary one, boys. You see that little devil? Too scary.

I don't see it. Oh my God. That's a devil baby. That's a devil baby. That's the devil child. That's the devil baby. Yeah. That's the devil child. That's the devil child that the prophecy is foretold. This is way too scary. Here's my question.

Why put that on a tape? Why do it? The label's already called. I'm not scared of it. Listen, I'm not scared. I'm not scared either. I worry about Dave, but I'm not scared. The label's already called Already Dead.

So it's already horrifying. It's already scary. Then you're going to put a goblin or a ghoul or a baby devil on the cover? Or a baba ghoul? The babies are the worst. Because they're not mature yet. Who knows what kind of mischief they'll do. These are demons whose brains

haven't fully developed yet. Honestly, Haley, it kind of looks like you. I was going to say. It does look like you. It does look like you. When you have your Amish beard. Your Amish beard and your neck beard. You're a Warped Whore.

Let me take my glasses off. Let me take my glasses off. Back when you were a right-wing troll. This is Haley's right-wing troll days. Look, he's even got the black horn This is a suit for my family He does have the black horn This is silly and black horns

That's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick It's too heavy So who is this? This is uh I don't know This is a weird Like a grindy math Metal Thing

On Already Dead Well you know what I also have a thing on Already Dead. Well, you know what? I also have a tape on Already Dead. Really? That I'm going to play, yeah. And I love the variety that they put out. I love the variety they put out. The variety is one of my favorite parts.

This is number 338, by the way. I was just going to say, we should say our release numbers and whoever's is higher is better wins yeah what's your number well hold on what's yours what's yours you said yours already so just say it again say no say yours first yeah it's your idea you already said his you know i can look up all of them but you Dave already said his, so you're not winning by going now. Dave already went.

I guess what I'm getting at is I already have access to all of them. So I can do whatever I want. So it doesn't matter if Dave goes again because you have access to it, so you just go now. Let me just say something, Dave. I'm being polite here. What's your number? 420.

No, it's not. There's no way. Yeah, it is. There's no way. It's 420. I'm John McCain. See it, Joe? I see it.

Crystal clear. I put my glasses on. I held it at just the right distance. Just the right distance. Me and Dave already communicated perfectly that I could see that. Mine's 421. 69. Ah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. I don't see that. Mine's number 502. Ah, you fucked up. My tape is Nondel.

I think it's Nondel Maguni, I think is the name. I'm probably butchering the hell out of it. And I'm not even going to try to say the goddamn name of the tape. I don't know. Plafandist? Plafandinst? Something along those lines. Say it one more time and I think you'll get it.

Either way, it's 343 is my real number. Dave, be honest and nice. What's your real number? 344. Dave's better than you. I know he's lying. He's bigger than you. He has more numbers than you.

I got all the numbers, including your mom's. You're an Italian mom. You would have Italian mom. You would have remembered that. Chill out, baby. We're just swapping recipes. You know, harm no foul. You know, just swapping little recipes.

Some marinara, if you know what I'm cooking. Yeah, she's got a good Sunday gravy recipe. What did I do? Yeah. I don't know anything about this person. Not a goddamn thing. And you know what? I went on Discogs. It's Dave. Mike, I'm Dave.

Your friend Dave. Yeah, that's Dave. No, not you. The tape I'm playing. Oh, I don't know a goddamn thing. We know a lot about Dave. I know. You know, there's a lot about Dave. Just stay on my good side is all I can say. Oh, I don't know a goddamn thing. We know a lot about Dave. I know. You know there's a lot about Dave. Just stay on my good side is all I can say. I went on Discogs. I got nothing.

I got a mystery on my hands. Did you email Jamie? Did I what? Did you call Jamie? Jamie, Orlando. Jamie. Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. No, I don't like to get too tied up in his Discog sauce. It's too...

It's too gross for me. But I got a mystery on my hands. Although, I eventually found... You thought I wouldn't find it? Eventually found their band camp and learned that they're from Mozambique and actually quite a well-known DJ there. It's just someone I don't know.

But this is a good fucking tape. Starts off, it sounds like a machine gun. Where's Mozambique? Mozambique is in Africa, the east of Africa. East? Yeah, near Madagascar. Oh. Madagascar's an island.

What did you say? Madagascar's an island. I thought you said it was in Ireland. I was going to say, I might be wrong about some of my stuff. No, I've been wrong about a lot of things. East coast. All right, east coast of Africa. Yeah.

God, I hope so. If not, we're going to get canceled, Mike. If not, well, yeah. You have already been canceled for some of your- I've never been canceled. I can't internalize geography. I cannot do it. And now? i've looked at maps so many times never eat soggy wheats and you just can't do it i can't even get the states right oh mike i gotta play i gotta read you this a text okay i gotta find it this is tuesday 3 30. last week. Hey, I forgot to tell you.

That time I gave you some opium in 2001 that you guys said you did the rest at a party. Well, I just remembered, but I think it was meth. Just so you know, I didn't realize it until now, but I thought you should know. All right, talk to you later. 19 years later? 19 years later, Dixon realized

that the opium that he thought was opium, which I know exactly what he's talking about, unfortunately, because we went to a fish show and we bought fake opium. It didn't do anything. It didn't do anything.

He's realizing now that it's meth, though. He is currently realizing now. 19 years later. 19 years later. Yeah. That that was meth. And he thought, he thought,

no. Yeah, well, good for him. I'm glad he did that. Do you want me to keep this in there? No, I don't want you to keep this in the show. You want me to just blab, blab about the talk. This is Tabs Out After Dark. So don't bleep out the names or there? No, I don't want you to keep this in the show. You want me to just bleep out the talk? This is Tabs Out After Dark. So don't bleep out the names or anything?

No. Bleep out everything. Don't record, don't edit, don't put that in the show. It's recording right now. I know it's recording right now, but you have the option to not... You remember when Larry calls in? Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you don't put it in the show. So we can start now. I just wanted to tell you that. Okay, that's cool. Because I thought it was, it's funny.

Kind of. Kind of. All right, so let's do the double dose on Already Dead and then I'm going to end with one more. And this is another,

I mean, for one thing, it's breaking the law, but for another thing, I don't even think Dave should be able to see this cover. What is it, titties? Dave, close your eyes,

because you're not going to know anything about this. I can't even see them. I see a lady. Joe, are those some of those big bouncers you were telling me about earlier? Come on, grow up. Grow up. I just see a cartoon lady.

I don't think it's cartoon, Joe. I think this is an oil painting. Oh, it's an oil painting. Oh, see a cartoon lady. I don't think it's cartoon, Joe. I think this is an oil painting. Oh, it's an oil painting. Hyper-realistic. Hyper-realistic oil painting of... You keep flailing it so much I can't even see the front. Is that a photograph? It might be a photograph.

Can you text that to me? Do you... Yeah, but this is a lady. She's a boxer. It looks like she got beat up. You can't hold it still. You're shaking so much. I'm just, I don't know what to do with myself.

Do you see now? Is this a VHS? I dubbed this tape off of Cinemax last night. It's so good. No, this is a band called K-Odyssey. The tape's called Knockout. And here's what I'm going to do. Here's a little bad boy thing I'm going to do.

I believe this band's from Austin. I didn't check. I'm sorry. Dave apologizes but we don't have to there is a they call it a secret song you guys remember like Dookie

if you listen all the way to the end well I remember like Nirvana on the end of Endless Sleepless or whatever do you remember on the Tool CD what did you have to do? Like count backwards to 99 or something?

Ooh. Yeah, that was... You're thinking about the secret album that Nine Inch Nails did. What, really? Wait, what are you talking about? The first 99 tracks are blank or something on that. There was that band...

That EP they did. That band Cavity. Remember that band? Yeah, I remember Cavity from Florida. They put out a record, and there was a secret live track that you had to hold that was before the first track. Oh, that's fun. You had to hold it down, but if you didn't time it right,

you'd miss it. You'd have to have perfect timing, right? Yeah. Yeah. I like that kind of stuff. Do people do that kind of stuff anymore? I'm sure people still, yeah. We just don't know about it. Well, no, they're doing it. timing right yeah yeah i got i like that kind of stuff do people do that kind of stuff anymore i'm sure people still yeah we just don't know about it well no they're doing it they're doing it on

the but it's on a tape how do you do a secret track on a tape that's a good question you do a secret track on a record and it says you do it where it's in between and it plays the opposite way like monty python yeah monty Python had a record that like, yeah, like a three-sided record or something. Inside-out? Yeah, you had to place it just right and it played from the inside-out. I mean, there are records that play from the outside-in

and then as soon as they get in there, they can play back outside, right? That's possible, isn't it? I think so. It sounds like such a pain in the ass if you work at a record plant yeah i would be so mad when someone requested that oh i'd get so mad just do it normal just do a regular record kid don't even do the record nobody nobody put it out on the internet just put yeah like 20 regular records to Friday. The last one you pull out, oh, I want the third track to play diagonally.

I want a boner cut out. I want a boner in the middle, shape of a boner instead of the regular hole. I want a hologram on the inner groove of track four. I want on the side B, you got a silk screen, a big boner, a big boner. Why is everything of yours boners?

Well, I'm looking at these knockers on this tape. Jesus Christ. I'm trying to be mature. I'm trying to be cool about this. I know. It's nature versus nurture. I get it. All right.

So how do you do a secret tape on a tape? Secret track on a tape? I don't think you can, apparently, because it says it right on their band cam. Secret track. You put it on the inside of the spools. You have to flip the spools. Yeah.

Or is there, like, inside the shell, there's another tiny little reel of tape that you put inside of a microcassette somewhere. I don't like your finger movements right now. I'm sorry. They're too horny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Looks like you're twiddling some pilot. There's nothing funny about these sounds. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm immature. Dave's immature. Mike is the most mature.

Yeah, but we all have to, you know. My eyes are going crazy. But I don't know how, apparently you just put it all the way at the end. You put it at the end. Oh, at the end.

Yeah, it's at the end. Or maybe it's not at the end. Maybe that's the secret. It's in the middle of the tape. It's like a Dan Brown novel. There was that Melvin CD where every track was, every song was spread across two tracks for some reason. So if you like, if you like download it online or if you burn it,

like there was that two second gap just like in the middle of the song oh my gosh pranksters prankster i like it i like it i think a lot of this stuff is a good time and joe i think you should talk to some of these people that you work with some of these like uh these stuffed shirts that you work with who just don't want to have a good time. And just let them know. Some of this stuff, it's not going to be the best stuff, but we're all going to have a good time. We're going to laugh.

We laughed a bunch. We laughed a bunch tonight. You know what? We laughed a hell of a lot tonight. Joe said some funny stuff. Dave said one or two funny things. I've been knocking it out of the park. That's usually my limit.

I got one or two good ones in me. But those one or two ones are always really, really good. We just drink more, Dave. All right, we're going to play these tapes. We're going to blow this shit up. Episode 160. 160. All right. You guys have a good night.

All right, boys. Peace. Peace. It's never enough It's a decent trick To bubble a heart Through the river Damn But I'll drink to fill

In empty will Treads of smoke Try to spill Every heart Every feeling Everything I'm buried deep In an idea

On the last run And they've been running The last time I'm digging out Into my bones A thousand what I don't do well This isn't how, I think you did, this isn't how, I want to feel Like a data picture of the reddened skies skies A blurring smile, everything in my mind The scattered strokes and the bloody lines

They're the force of reflective light Every thought, every feeling I don't like the birthday wish Running like a dangled flame It's putting a motion One more day, here's my friend Never tell my own brother He's thinking now, I think today You can get out, I can't forget

You can get out, I want it just to end It's been hidden for so long It's scratched the surface of my skin The blood is spilled from my eyes But I'm still truth that's beneath me It's been eating away They can't get my shit It's all I feel and I need it now

That doesn't waste the everything This isn't how I want it to end This isn't how I wanted this This isn't how I just took this from it I'm running at the time of my death Trying to see if I can get my head And this plastic line Changed through my dreams I think I see it's coming in my face I'm right for sure that I'm a man of my word. I'm running free in this afterlife I can't walk, I'm on my knees

And the wind can't even respond My eyes freeze like child's blood Sippin' in a life of fun And I am right I feel so fine I wonder where's gonna be a night I run and think This sandwich I just wanna eat

So I think it's better off this way No signs of trouble, I'm just waiting to see And I still want to be the guy I am I'm here! I wonder when I'm gonna crash! Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. so so Thank you. Outro Music I'm going to try to get a little bit of a Thank you. Oh! Thank you. Thank you. so The city is home to the largest city in the world, with a population of about 1,000,000. The city is home to the largest city in the world, with a population of about 1,000,000. Thank you. so oh I'm not afraid. Turn it around Turn it around, turn it around Don't give in, we won't give in We won't give in, we won't give in We won't give in, we won't give out

Turn it around, turn it around Turn it around Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You and me Don't give in, don't give in You're stronger than them, you're stronger than them We won't give in, we won't give in. You're stronger than them. You're stronger than them. We won't give in. We won't give in. We won't give up. We won't give up.

Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around, turn it around Turn it around Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, please Come on, to me