Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #161 | 10.21.20

Episode Date: October 21, 2020

Sunwatchers, Nuvolascura, Form A Log, Oathbreaker, Andrew Weathers Ensemble, Steve Horelick, Looks Realistic, Bull of Apis Bull of Bronze, The Mild, Sangam, and Thoughts on Air....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. Lordy, I hope they're tapes. That's a good label, too. We're gonna play some Kassims. Lordy, I hope they're tapes.
Starting point is 00:00:14 We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. That's a big Bayshon-esque number. We're gonna play play some Kasims. We're going to play some Kasims. That's a big Mashaunist number. I have no clue. We're going to play some Kasims. They hear a lot.
Starting point is 00:00:29 We're going to play some Kasims. They're like years later. We're going to play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, I never did that. We're going to play some Kasims. All right, play the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Wow. Wow. Wow, I'm so proud of them. Does anyone know what episode number it is? I think it's like 161. Will you check? Because I think the last one was 161. Wow, I'm so proud of him. Does anyone know what episode number it is? I think it's like 161. Will you check?
Starting point is 00:00:49 Because I think the last one was 161. No, it's 161. Are you sure? Yep. If you get it in order, you get extra points. Tabs out. Gazette Podcast. Episode number 100. This is soup for my family.
Starting point is 00:01:04 And 61. 61. 61. I'm Mike. Is he saying soup? This is soup for my family. This is a suit. The President of the United States, Dave, is saying this is soup for my family.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Ooh, what kind of soup was it? It's not even, you know what it is? It's like a brick. But you can't throw it. That's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick. It's too heavy. A brick is way too heavy. It's too heavy. A brick is way too heavy. It's too heavy. It's way too heavy. I mean,
Starting point is 00:01:28 Dave, list me the three heaviest things you know. Sand. Sand. Rocks. Rocks. Soda. That's better than a brick. Soda. In a can.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Well, I mean, a 12-pack. Well, I mean, a 12-pack. Well, I'm thinking like a pallet. Like a delivery of soda. So sand, so sand, rocks, and a delivery of soda.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Okay, I'm Mike, that's Dave. An industrial delivery. An industrial delivery of soda. Very good. You boys, I'd love to keep this conversation, listen, I'd love to keep the conversation
Starting point is 00:02:03 about the industrial-sized delivery of soda. And I would like to get into what kind of soda was it? I'd like to know, are the palates shrink-wrapped? Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew, yeah. So I don't even have to wonder anymore. It won't take that long. I mean, what else you got?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Yeah, Mountain Dew, that's it. Well, there's a lot of flavors in Mountain Dew. But here's the thing. Just regular. They all weigh the same, though. Little lot of flavors of Mountain Dew, but here's the thing. Just regular. They all weigh the same, though. Little known fact. Little known fact, Mike. No.
Starting point is 00:02:31 All flavors of Mountain Dew weigh the same. They have to. They actually have to. They have to. That's like a rule. Who made that rule? Huh, Mr. You never heard of it?
Starting point is 00:02:39 It's a soda regulation. Captain Mountain Dew? Who started Mountain Dew? That's old soda law. That's old soda law. That's old soda law. Actually, all sodas have to weigh the same. All sodas do have to weigh the same. You can't call it a soda by law.
Starting point is 00:02:53 I don't even think it's law. I think it's just to be played. It's a bicarbonate law. I think it's just a gentleman's agreement. Joe B. Joe B. Come on. You see what I did? That's old school.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Can you say it one more time? Because I honestly didn't hear it. I didn't hear what you said. What? A bicarbonate law. Bicarbonate. Okay. I would like to go.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Because soda is like a bicarbonate, right? Like, oh, that's chemistry. You went to a, I know you went to a technical high school. Mike's more into printing. He's more into printing. I know, but I went to science. I went to, yeah, well, I went specifically to soda school. That's how I know about the weight stuff. Let me read you something.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's from somebody named Cat Dad. Well, I went to university a little bit, so shove it up your ass. Cat Dad Jr. Cat Dad Jr. Posted this review on iTunes. This show is such a great way to hear music from small noise and punk labels especially if you don't go to shows
Starting point is 00:03:51 and you don't really have time to keep up with the social scene that surrounds most indie music it's great for someone like me who used to see more live music in my 20s but doesn't have enough time for it now I still want to hear new strange things unfortunately this show Who does? Who does? I still want to hear new strange things.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Unfortunately, this show. Oh, here we go. Here we go. You know what? Before I even read the rest of it, I just want to say to Cat Dad Jr., and honestly, fuck you, man. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Fuck you, man. Just a huge fuck you. Just fuck you all the way. Stick a dynamite up your ass. Write fuck you on it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to hear what he has to say, though. You want to hear what he has to say?
Starting point is 00:04:29 Okay, okay, okay. Back up. Easy, easy. Unfortunately. Mike sucks. It's probably Mike sucks. If he did, I would have that part wiped from the internet. You never would have known.
Starting point is 00:04:40 You suck! Unfortunately, this show also emulates another aspect of going to shows. A bunch of punk dudes working out their laugh factory routines while you're waiting for the music to start. Please, I am begging you, cut the between song banter down to like 7 to 10 minute chunks.
Starting point is 00:04:57 You are killing me. Killing you? Killing you. Here's two pieces of advice you suck use your fast forward button oh that's a good piece of advice prepare to fast forward idiot
Starting point is 00:05:13 I also got something to say before you go into your second one Dave before you hit that second one and I want you to hit it hard and I want you to just hammer this dummy into the ground I just want to say fuck you man you're not God or my father or my boss, fuck you, man. You're not God or my father or my boss. Just fuck you.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Like, fuck you all the way. Stick a dynamite all the way up your ass. Fuck you on it. I'm going to blow you up. Yeah, because I'm more and more pushing for more banter. Read my lips. I have the same conversations with my son.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Just fuck you. Just a huge fuck you to this guy. Shut your mouth. Dummy. Download Pandora. Oh, my God. Yeah, so should we talk extra long? No, I think we should just go right into all the tapes. This is just it.
Starting point is 00:05:55 We just sign off now. This is it? So we're bowing to his... I got to give the listeners what they want. I'm scared. I'm scared of them. No. This guy might stop reviewing or scared of them. No, so... This guy might stop reviewing or listening to us.
Starting point is 00:06:08 No, whatever. Whatever. Back off. Just fuck you. Just a huge one. Well, you know, everyone just... Fuck you. Not everyone's gonna get it, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah. So you're saying this person's an idiot? Can't please most people. Yeah, you can. They're just an idiot? Can't please most people. Yeah, you can't please most people. They're just an idiot. It's not us, it's them. No, he's just in it for the music, man. I've talked to doctors.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I've had them look at 100 different tapes of his. Dave, Dave, you want to go first? You want to play the first tape? Hold on, I got to text. Start off with him. Start off with the banger. Hold on, hold on. I didn't say anything. A banger. Hold on, wait, wait. Dave, off with him. Start off with him. Hold on, hold on. I didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:06:46 A banger. Hold on, wait, wait. Dave, do you want to play the first tape? I said yes. Okay, roll me a D20. Roll a D20. Roll a D20. I have one.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Roll a D20. Do you have your dice tower? Oh, I have to roll the D20? Yeah, you have to roll the D20, Dave. Hold on, I'm looking for one. Coming soon, Tabs Out Dungeons & Dragons podcast. I got this whole bag of dice, and I can't find the 20. It's the one with the most odds.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I know, but it's just a big bag. Some of them might be bigger. That should automatically come to the top of, you know, because of the law. Yeah, the d20 is... The smaller die should go to the bottom yeah this is a regulation bag Joe oh it's a regulation a little bit differently sorry for tournaments
Starting point is 00:07:31 I rolled an eight an eight all right you reach for your tapes but you miss the one that you wanted to play and you grab you grab one that's a little bit worse okay I'm gonna I'm going to use my grab the good tape spell.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Oh, shit. Fuck you, Mike. Use the spell. That's no fair. Come on. That's Dungeons and Dragons, man. Very, very seriously. I'm going to play a little bit off of this
Starting point is 00:08:02 Sun Watchers live tape. Oh, snap. Okay, this Hasu Mountain live series thing, right? I love this band. Is it a live series on Hasu Mountain, but it's the only one? Maybe it's the start. The beginning. Yeah, maybe it's the start of it.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Because this was recorded in 2019. And it came out, I guess, mid to late mid to late 2019 so yeah i don't know if there's any more that's a long time ago now dave mid 2019 yeah no man don't know no there's no but things slow down a little bit but i really like the artwork for it because it's like a live at cafe mustache right yeah i know what this is right cafe mustache it's like a piece of notebook paper with like uh sharpie and then like a little like cropped out like hasu style artwork in the middle it looks nothing like any other hasu mountain tape no if i took that for except for the cropped artwork which does right yeah exactly wait wait hold it up hold it up to the camera a little bit the cropped artwork, which does. Right, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Wait, wait, wait, hold it up, hold it up to the camera a little bit. The cropped artwork, it's like the, what, the Nintendo type stuff? Yeah, it's like standard Hasu Mountain artwork. The video game manipulation, which I don't know if that's even legal, the way he manipulates pixels like that.
Starting point is 00:09:18 I'm not sure if you're allowed to do that. That's stealing other people's art, and they worked hard on it. How would you like, if I just come in, I just take yours, and I rearrange the pixels and put it on mine? I think you'd do that. I'd do that all the time.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Yeah, I think that's kind of me. That's one of my main moves. That's one of my main moves. It's my top move. Yeah. I like it. I like it a lot. But this one doesn't look much like, you have to admit,
Starting point is 00:09:38 it does not look much like a Hatsu Mountain Tape. I think it 100% does, just the picture in the middle. You know what it looks like if a Hatsu mountain tape and like somebody's like... A bootleg. A bootleg. I think like a Hatsu mountain tape and then just like somebody's shitty demo. Two tapes got together, had tape sex, and
Starting point is 00:09:58 then they make this one. Little tape baby. I don't like sex talk on this podcast. Is it too early for sex talk? I'll cut all that out. Yeah, after 10. Yeah. I set my watch.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I set my watch. We're going to get FCC violations. I play this at work sometimes, and I don't think people like it. What is with your work? You're playing all this stuff, and then they don't like it. What is with them? What's going on? They're just dumb as shit. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:10:24 I don't think they like Sunwatch. Not this specific tape but just sun watchers in general you mean you don't think that i don't think they like uh horns what some are i think they're i think there's guitar bass drums that's in vocals that's it you need me to come oh they're not freaks they're not they're a rock and they're a rock and roll they're a rock and roll man they're not freaks. They're not outsiders. They're a rock and roll man. They're not weirdos, huh? Yeah. Once you put horns in the mix, it's like, what? You need me to come down there? You need me to come down to the shop, slap some sense into them?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Maybe. This is like one of my favorite new groups. New to me. Yeah. In the last year or two that I've listened to them, yeah. Yeah. Who is Sunwatchers? Who is this?
Starting point is 00:11:07 They're like some fruit. They're like a four-piece, I think, from New York. They do like jazz punk. Yeah, jazz punk. Jazz punk. Critter punk. They do critter punk. Critter punk, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah, man, good critter punk. All right. I'll listen to Sun Watchers play live. What are they at? Cafe Mustache back in 99? Or no, 2019. 2019. So today is one day before my birthday, actually. It's funny with all the Kool-Aid guys
Starting point is 00:11:38 that's on the band camp. I don't know if you guys have seen that. Oh, yeah. Dave Mealy did a tattoo at work today it was uh it was the kool-aid guy you know busting through the wall not busting through the wall but you know the kool-aid guy obviously he's the picture but it's jim jones's face okay that's cool and he's on the kool-aid guy and where's it busting through well it wasn't busting through it was just the jim jones's face on the Kool-Aid guy's, you know...
Starting point is 00:12:06 Instead of the Kool-Aid guy's face, it was Jim Jones' face. I don't really remember. At the time, was Kool-Aid upset? Well, you know what? You know, it's funny, because I criticized the guy, because it's not Kool-Aid. It was flavorade that Jim Jones made everybody drink. Oh, it's kind of like the old, like, E.T. with the greasy pieces.
Starting point is 00:12:21 People think they're M&M's. Right, right. Wait, people think they're M&M's? I don't know. Maybe. Just kidding. I started saying, like, E.T. with the Reese's Pieces, people think they're M&M's. Right, right. Wait, people think they're M&M's? I don't know, maybe. Just kidding. I started saying like E.T., okay? No, but it was Flavor Aid. You're telling me no one thinks they're M&M's.
Starting point is 00:12:36 No one. No, I think everyone thinks they're Reese's Pieces. It was a pretty pivotal piece of promotional marketing. Yeah. Yeah, but so was the flavor. I'm sure Flavor Aid paid a ton to get that Jim Jones thing. To get all 900 of those people killed?
Starting point is 00:12:52 You kidding me? They probably paid a ton, yeah. A ton, yeah, you're right. Still paying for it, probably. I would imagine. In some ways, they're still paying for it. Well, yeah, I don't think they're in business anymore. They got away, man. They got away with it.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Those fuckers. Oh, wait, did Flavor, they pulled this one? This was their... They pulled this. This was a corporate job. Very cool. Very cool. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:13:16 It's an expression. All right, Joe B. You want me to go? Yeah, man, what do you got? Or do you want to roll a d20? No, I'm going to go. I'm going to um my attack bonus my special ability which lets me go in after after roll me a d8 oh d8
Starting point is 00:13:38 it's hilarious because i have a a you know a bag of dice right here yeah it's a big guy's bag man that's a cool bag i got a i got a four you got a four yeah all right you can play your tape oh great thanks well you took over for that all right whatever, whatever. Go ahead. That's one of his character special moves. I'm going to play this Nouveau Lescora tape. It sounds exotic. What is it, Joe? Nouveau Lescora.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Well, it sounds sexy. It's definitely sexy. It sounds animal. No, they're from Los Angeles, California. Okay. Oh, Joe, that's funny. We're doing East Coast, West Coast. See what I did there?
Starting point is 00:14:35 You guys planned that? I did that on purpose. Did you guys plan that? I called them before we started. So this was... We can't do that spontaneously, are you kidding? It's a self-titled release. But it's really...
Starting point is 00:14:50 I think it maybe was on different releases, released between 2016 and 2018, and then compiled onto this cassette. Okay. A collection. A collection, if you will. A collection. I will.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I'll allow it. Tapes are on no funeral. Remember, while I was... I think I talked to you before the show, I couldn't figure out what the label was because the print was so small. You said the font is too small. Is it again these people are, you know what this is? These are teenagers or something, right? Well, it's also because of my eyesight.
Starting point is 00:15:18 It's just too tiny for me. I can't read it. Well, I mean, it shouldn't be smaller than like a fortune cookie. Like the type of fortune cookie. This was put on record by Zegma Beach. Okay. But on cassette by No Funeral 2019. No Funeral None. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:35 No Funeral. We're not going to have any funeral. I'm John McCain, and I approve this message. Okay, so what is the tape? Who is it? Say the name again. Nuvo Lascora. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:15:50 The tape's pretty cool. It's one of those like... Ooh, look at you. Like marble paper. Yeah, you took it to a specialist to get it looking like that. Yeah. Looks very nice. Look at this marble. Ooh, very nice. Yeah, and then it looks like screen printed,
Starting point is 00:16:06 you know, the name on the front. I like this new generation of music. I like this. I'll play a couple cuts off this. What is it? It's like a Screamo band. It's like the new wave of Screamo. This is like a new wave of Screamo.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Joby, we got to have a talk. Why? I'm trying to move the podcast in a different direction. No, I understand that. I mean, I understand, man. We're getting old. We're getting older and like, you know, we're looking, you know, we're not, we look in the mirror. We're not the little boys we used to be. Time's a flat circle. But I think you're like,
Starting point is 00:16:38 are you having some sort of midlife crisis? You're like reaching for a lot of... No, not me. No, that's Larry. No way. You're reaching for... No, we're all reverting a little bit, right? Yeah, we all revert. All the screamo. That time, that's done, man. You've got to move on.
Starting point is 00:16:52 No, no. I'm not playing a reversal of man tape. I'm playing a nouveau la scora tape. But these are children. You can't be buying the tapes from these kids. I can't play... No, not you. What's the mean age of a tape of members that I can play?
Starting point is 00:17:08 That you can play? What's a mean? Is that like an average? It's a kind of average, yeah. Well, there's a ways and means. There are ways and means. No, but you can't be just buying these Screamo tapes anymore, man. I can't buy Screamo tapes anymore?
Starting point is 00:17:24 I didn't see the band live and get it from him. I got it at a record store. You haven't been thinking about going to shows. Have you? No. House shows. House shows. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:33 House shows. Yes. Oh my God, Joe, you'd walk in there. I don't know what they would think. I guess, I guess,
Starting point is 00:17:39 I guess they thought the neighbor would have came over to complain is the, what they would have thought. That's what they think. They'd be like, I'm sorry, sir. We'll keep it down. There's only one more band. Daddy, chill. That's what they say to me.
Starting point is 00:17:55 And I'd be like, nah, man, I'm here for it. Man, I was in Joshua's fit for battle, man. I was in Joshua's fit for battle, man. Come on. Yeah, that was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. I've seen pictures of you and that band jumping real high. Both feet off the ground.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Same time. What? Both feet off the ground. Same time. Muscle like a professional wrestler. Like a hillbilly gym arm. That's not it anymore. Those were the days. Yeah, I saw you the other day. Oh, it was part of that day. I saw you the other day. I said, I think Joe Beaton needs like a walking stick. What? Really? With a tennis ball at the days. Yeah, I saw you the other day. Oh, it was part of that day. I saw you the other day. I said, I think Joe Bean needs like a walking stick.
Starting point is 00:18:27 What? Really? With a tennis ball at the end. Why? Those days. I don't look healthy? No. I'm fucking around.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Oh, oh, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Good, good, good, good, good. What are you drinking, coffee? Funny you should ask. I'm a tea man now. You boys not in that. But I thought it was the weekend.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I thought it's a weekend coffee. I know, and i don't even want the call i don't even want the stuff i'm off the beans you're off the beans i'm off the beans so are you drinking herbal tea right now because it's nighttime yeah yeah okay all right huh i like the day davis stumped huh it's like when a whole bunch of heroin addicts are like the one guy is stumped. Huh. It's like when a whole bunch of heroin addicts are like, the one guy's like, I'm not doing heroin anymore. And one of the guys is like, huh. It just doesn't
Starting point is 00:19:15 feel good anymore. Huh. But you gotta stop buying these Screamo tapes. What? Alright. Alright, well my next two tapes aren't Sc screamo tapes what? alright well my next two tapes aren't screamo tapes are they like hardcore or anything like that? they're black metal I'll allow it
Starting point is 00:19:34 alright do you think I can fit in my tape before the thing ends? I don't know how long is your thing I mean what kind of monologue do you think you have listen form a log tape form a log they're back baby they're back baby they're back baby tell me the members tell me the members boom there's uh the container guy ren there is uh gofield yeah gofield yeah you got it baby you got it you got it you got it you got it. You got it. You got it, and you got it perfect. There is, you figured it would be right on the J card somewhere. There is.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I thought maybe you'd have some notes, but that's okay. No, I do. You know what? Start the Zoom meeting. Start it over. I can't do this. God damn it. I know Party Tom is on it.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Oh, who's Party Tom? I know he is. He's some guy's Party Tom? I know he is. He's some guy in Philly. I don't know. He's probably fucked up. He's probably like the guy you were just talking about. He's probably that guy. I would imagine.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Not knowing him, I would imagine. I like to imagine. That's my favorite thing. I'm not paying attention. I'm sorry, boys. Rick Weaver, Rick Weaver, Rick Weaver, Ren Schofield, Noah Anthony.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Not Party Tom. Well, Party Tom's on this tape. He is on this tape. What do they use all tapes baby it's all tapes they are manipulating the hell out of these things you the things they do to these things
Starting point is 00:21:11 rewind and fast forward slow down slow down slow down because I don't want to fall behind Dave what were the first ones you said playing stopping they stop the hell out rewind behind. Dave, what were the first ones you said? Playing. They're playing. Stopping. They stop the hell out.
Starting point is 00:21:27 It's not just that they're stopping the tapes. They're stopping them at inconvenient parts. The tapes worked! It's like a slow stop too. Like a june. They don't stop it the right way. They're stopping
Starting point is 00:21:43 it in a way like I guess maybe, I don't know. Sometimes they get jam They're doing, they're stopping it in a way. Like, I guess maybe, I don't know. Sometimes they get jammed. They have to pull them out, wind them up. I don't know how they stop them. Hand to God.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I don't know how. I don't know what they're doing, but they're manipulating the hell out of these things. The tapes aren't the same when they're done, but this is a recording from like, I don't know, 2016, I'll guess they They came out on
Starting point is 00:22:05 Refulgent. What did, how do you say it again? Sepulchra? Sepulchra? Sepulchra. Sepulchra? I don't think that's it.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Sepulchra? Sepulchra? Sepulchra. Sepulchra. Sepulchra. It's like a- I definitely sort of blame
Starting point is 00:22:23 Sepulchra for Nu Metal. Sure, why not yeah fuck them let's get really mad edition of 100 it came out to C24 I want to play a song off of here
Starting point is 00:22:37 called Pepsi Butter Pepsi Butter and I was thinking when I was playing this Joe I like Coke Butter I was going to ask you you seem like a person that you have these weird things with foods And I was thinking when I was playing this, Joe. I like Coke butter. I was going to ask you, you seem like a person that you have these weird things with foods. You know, do you want to know what's funny?
Starting point is 00:22:51 Yeah. I switched to cherry Pepsi. You did not. I swear to God I switched. You did not. Yeah. You did not. Gross. You did not.
Starting point is 00:23:01 You shouldn't be getting, don't get too much sugar. And you got to, enough with the Screamo tapes, and you gotta cut back on this sugar. All right. I still like a Coke every once in a while, but I switched to Cherry Pepsi. It's fucking... It's tight.
Starting point is 00:23:14 What are you getting, the cans? Too watery. You getting the cans? No, I actually like the bottle better. You can get it in a glass bottle? Funny you would say that. Funny you... But I did have a liter of Mexican Coke tonight.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Real sugar? Real sugar. Good for you. Yeah, I mean, good for me. Rufalchon sepulcher? Sepulchre. I don't think it's sepulchre. No? Dave, look it up.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I'm pretty sure it is. You're pretty sure it's what? Sepulchre. Sepulchre sure it's what? Sepulchre. It's called sepulcher. No, you're right. Sepulcher. I'm going to wait for Dave to confirm it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Sepulcher. It's a small... Revolgent sepulcher. Small room or monument. Revolgent sepulcher. Cut into rock or stone. Revolgent sepulcher. Cut into rock or stone. Refulgent sepulcher. With a dead person inside.
Starting point is 00:24:11 I don't think you're doing refulgent right. No, how's refulgent? How do you do that? I don't know. We only have a minute left, though. So do a minute on how I'm doing that wrong. It's actually a minute and 20 seconds, so I think we can come up with some stuff.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Look it up. Refulgent. Less than a minute. I don't know. That just seems like stinky. Stinky, refulgent. Yeah, stinky old tomb. This is basically what we're talking about. You stinky old tomb.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Yeah. Maybe I'll put this in an adventure. Oh, we go into a reffulgent sepulcher? Yeah. I like it. I'll play that game. How much time do we have left? I'm already out of stuff.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Well, roll me a d20 and I'll let you know. I don't have dice. Oh, you don't have dice. I need to drop dice off. Yeah, I have sex. I have sex. Ha ha ha! Thank you. guitar solo Thank you. guitar solo Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, guitar solo Thank you. I'm not a fool so so Thank you. Thank you. guitar solo ¶¶ I'm I'm I'm
Starting point is 00:30:48 I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
Starting point is 00:31:04 I'm I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a
Starting point is 00:31:32 I'm a I'm out. I can't hear, I can't hear, I can't hear How can I stop? Can I stop now? Slides Goodbye Slides Goodbye Time is fast And as you go I'll find you
Starting point is 00:32:34 I know I know I know I know This is the One thing We can't Make it Take away Your sight I knew this was the way it was gonna be I took away your sight
Starting point is 00:32:50 Now you just gotta come out and look at me I can't hide from the sight That I saw you in the first place I'm not the one you love, but I'm not You're not the one you love, but I'm not You're not the one you love, but I'm not I'm not the one you love, but I'm not I'm not the one you love, but I'm falling apart I'm falling apart
Starting point is 00:33:28 I'm falling apart I'm falling apart I'm falling apart I'm falling apart I'm falling apart I'm falling apart I am fine I am fine I am fine I am fine
Starting point is 00:33:56 I am fine I am fine I am fine I am fine I'm a monster! I'm a monster! I'm a monster! I'm a monster! I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain.
Starting point is 00:34:32 I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. I'm going to show you how to get to the top of the mountain. Yeah! Yeah! Give me a break, give me my butter Make it a Pepsi, Pepsi Bora
Starting point is 00:35:32 Give me your money, give me my Bora Biggie Pepsi, Pepsi Bora I'm not sure if let you get away with this. Mike, give me my butter. Big head of pussy, a Pepsi butter. Give me your money. Give me your money. I would like a Pepsi butter. Please give me a Pepsi butter. A Pepsi butter. A Pepsi butter! Pepsi butter! I'm a super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super Super! Super! Super! Give me a break!
Starting point is 00:37:56 Give me a break! Give me a break! I'm not going to let you get away with this. Joey Joey you got what you need buddy you got what you need, buddy? Got it, baby. You got what you need? Pour yourself a nice cold one of that sauce. They love when you're sauced. You get nice and loose.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Pour yourself a big one. Don't be afraid. Who wants to sum up what we just played? It was Sun Watchers, that live tape on Hasu Mountain. Nubulaskora. Nuvola Scora. Nuvola Scora. A self-titled tape you said on something? What, like what label? No something. No Funeral. No Funeral. And then Formalog.
Starting point is 00:39:15 No Presents for Christmas. Formalog Bird Time is the name of the tape. Refulgent Sepulcher. Yeah. And very much manipulating the cassettes, as I think it was proven on Pepsi Butter, that they're manipulating the hell out of them. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:39:33 They can just switch genres. With a guitar, you're kind of locked into rock and roll. That's all you can do. That's it. Rock and roll. Yeah, you got your limits. But with tapes, I mean, you're doing jazz. You're doing electro grind. You're doing anything you want. It, you're doing jazz. You're doing, you know, electro grind.
Starting point is 00:39:45 You're doing anything you want. It's like an electro grind. You're doing anything you want. Why don't you go write it down? Good inside joke. All right, you got to stop getting that screamo. That was a long time ago. That joke you're referencing, that was like 15 years ago.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Yeah, it's still funny to me. I'm just busting your chops. Get nice and sauced, Joe. All right. Get nice and loose for everybody. All right. You're saying drunk Joe hits, right? Yeah, junk Joe.
Starting point is 00:40:15 They say on the internet, they're saying hashtag junk Joe. They're saying all this. And then also there's another hashtag. Junk Joe. They're saying all this, and then there's another hashtag. Junk Joe. They're doing hashtag Junk Joe. Junk Joe. All right, Joe B.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Did you go first last time, or did Dave do it? Dave went first. Why don't you go first this time? You want me to go first? Hell yeah, man, just do it. Do you have anything scary? Because it is Halloween month. Yeah, I'm going to play
Starting point is 00:40:51 this Oathbreaker. Oathbreaker tape. Oathbreaker? Oathbreaker. Oh, jeez. This must be serious to break an oath. Yeah. This tape's called Rhea, maybe? R-H-E-I-A? Rhea? R-H-E-I-A? Rhea? R-H-E-I-A? Rhea. Rhea. It sounds like a
Starting point is 00:41:11 prescription medicine. Yeah, it's for acne. I used to deal with acne, and then I started taking Rhea. This band's from Belgium. Oh, Belgium. Yeah, that's a serious place. They must be serious and scary. It's cold, probably, right? Scary all the time. It's probably called scary all the time. Lots of stone.
Starting point is 00:41:33 This band's sick. Dave, have you heard this band? I feel like the name sounds familiar. They're kind of like black metal, but at the same time not. What is that supposed to mean? You know, they have some like, some of like, chiller parts where she sings more like, melodically.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Okay. And then bust into screamy black metal vocals. What's the, what's the artwork like? Is it scary? Will you spook me if you show it to me? Will I be spooked? Maybe shit my pants? I don't know if Dave to me will i be spooked maybe shit my pants i don't know if dave will shit his pants dave will probably shit his pants i can't tell what's
Starting point is 00:42:09 going on with the artwork let me say it i just farted a little bit what is something wrapped in flesh but then when you look on the inside it's feet oh yeah it's like celebrityfoot.com it's like celebrityfoot.com yeah i'm not celebrityfoot.com. Yeah, I'm not into that. Slash, you know, very sexy feet. What is going on? What is that? What that looks like? What is that material that's on the feet? What is that?
Starting point is 00:42:35 I don't know because on the cover it looks very fabric-like. Is that Raya? Is that like a DuPont? That's like a DuPont product. That's a DuPont material. But on the back it looks like it's like a Dupont product that's a Dupont material but on the back it looks like it's like shattering
Starting point is 00:42:46 so yeah it will shatter it will shatter synthetic synthetic material okay but this band's sick
Starting point is 00:42:54 I've been listening to them a lot at work um they like this at work I don't know if they like it a couple people like it too many horns there's no horns
Starting point is 00:43:03 I was gonna ask how many horns thanks Dave zero horns zero horns zero horns if they want A couple people like it. Too many horns? There's no horns. I was going to ask how many horns. Thanks, Dave. Zero horns, you're saying? Zero horns. Zero horns. I just want to point out real quick, and I don't typically do this,
Starting point is 00:43:12 but if anyone's listening and they want me to throw some horn on there, they got a tape, they don't feel like it's finished. They're almost there. They need that one little special thing to kind of push them over the goal line. I'll put down some horns. Just get in touch. Just send me a horn, and I'll record it. I don't have a horn.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Green ones. Mike records green ones. You'll have to send me a horn. But I'll record a horn for your tape. But this is on Deathwish. Do you know Deathwish, Mike? Deathwish? The Jacob Bannon's label?
Starting point is 00:43:41 Yeah. Are you? It's on Jacob Bannon's label. Interesting. So this is like a serious tape. This is like a serious piece. Yeah, this is like a serious tape. Oh, shit. I on Jacob Bannon's label. Interesting. So this is like a serious tape. This is like a serious piece. Yeah, this is like a serious tape. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:43:47 I shouldn't have been making fun of this because this is like a real deal. This is like a edition of 500. And I don't need this. Actually, it's funny because Richie, a callback to earlier, previous episode, who's in No Option. We played No Option tape.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah. He gave this to me. Oh. I didn't even know, because I was looking. I couldn't find a tape edition of this record. He found it at a record store in King of Prussia. Okay. There's a record store in King of Prussia? Oh, I didn't press him
Starting point is 00:44:21 anymore for it. Yeah, it smells fishy from the beginning. I wanted to keep it secret. You push them a little bit further, and next thing you know, you're in too deep. Who knows what Richie's getting up to in King of Prussia. So this is a band. We're playing a band.
Starting point is 00:44:39 We're playing a band. Yeah. Do they sound like Converge? Is that what it is? They don't sound like Converge. They don't sound like Converge. they're awesome um this record's super sick but then there's like a a live set that you can look listen to on youtube uh from audio tree i don't really know what that is that maybe that's a thing that records bands because there's other bands that are
Starting point is 00:44:59 at audio tree no clue moving on uh but the oath breaker this isn't D&D. You can't just move on. I'm moving on. You've got to search every room. I say we move on. I say we move on. The AudioTree live set is better than the record. It's awesome. Oh, so we listen to that instead?
Starting point is 00:45:20 Well, they didn't put that on tape, so this is what we got. Do you want to just pull it up on YouTube and we'll just listen to it together i mean that's the podcast i want to do or we just listen to whatever but um you know i know you got your your autistic uh autistic restrictions listen you think i want these tapes joe you think i want all these tapes look around me on this video. Look around me. I mean, look around me. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 00:45:47 They're everywhere. I mean, you got more. You're definitely drowning more than me. I don't know what to do. Every Monday, I just throw them out at the attraction. That's fine. No, I save them all. Boom, right in the toilet.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Right in the toilet. These are for my grandkids. This is soup for my family. All right. Dave, what do you got? You go next. Okay. I'll play this Andrew Weathers ensemble tape on full spectrum.
Starting point is 00:46:16 What is David? Dave, on my screen, you're upside down now. Yep. Or did I drink too many beers? Nobody knows, Joe. Oh, man. Joe, if you're sauced, just go for it. yep or did I drink too many beers nobody knows Joe oh man he's Joe if you're sauced just go for it whatever you need to do whatever six you want to do this is the time this is what
Starting point is 00:46:31 this is the middle block people are telling me right side up again people are telling me if Joe B is going to like lose it emotionally do it in the middle block all right Davey boy what do you got andrew weathers right oh my internet connection is unstable i bought that fucking booster i bought that fucking boost this is an absolute mess this is an absolute mess it's a cobra so this is so andrew weathers he at least in part runs full spectrum right yeah yeah he's running the shit out of it yeah it's andrew weathers running the shit out full spectrum
Starting point is 00:47:12 and uh we saw him play in newark what maybe last year or the year before and it was just him right who did if i remember correctly andrew weathers played it at the Newark Bike Project. That doesn't sound right. What? Yes, he did. No, he didn't. What did he play? Yes, he did. That didn't happen. What instrument? Yes, he did. What instrument did he play? Stand up, bass.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Andrew Weathers did not play, and you are, your brain is wrong. No. Which, when? When did he play? Like, last year. No, he didn't. No, he didn? When did he play? Like last year. No, he didn't. You kidding me? I got a mind like a steel trap. I would have remembered.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Maybe he didn't go. Me? Miss a social event? Make a fool of myself? Yeah, right. He played cowboy music with auto-tune vocals. Yeah, who was that?
Starting point is 00:48:05 That was good. Was that Andrew Weathers? That was Andrew Weathers. I'm sorry. I don't think I went to that one. I'm sorry. I really biffed on that one. Did Andrew Weathers really play Newark, huh?
Starting point is 00:48:17 Yeah. All right. I don't like cowboy music. Yeah. I probably blacked it out because I don't like Critter Punk. I don't think it's fair to call it cowboy music. Yeah. I probably blacked it out because I don't like Critter Punk. I don't think it's fair to call it cowboy music. But it definitely has like an Americana something. Well, oh, Americana.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Oh, I'm sorry, Dave. I'm sorry, Dave. I like it then. I hate cowboy music, but I love Americana. That's my line in the sand. God bless Americana. God bless it. God bless no cowboys involved in it.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Come on, Dave. Stand up for the flag. I stand for the flag. What are we talking about? Which one? Which flag are we talking about? Yeah, the ISIS flag. I like this tape show because it's got these little standing...
Starting point is 00:49:05 What are they? Praying mantises, maybe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they definitely got a thorax. Heavy, fat thorax. That's a thick-ass bug. Two thick-ass bugs about to fight. And then there's two guys pre-fight pose,
Starting point is 00:49:19 and then you flip it over and it's fight pose. Oh, like they morphed into the bugs on the B-side. Yeah. That's cool. And what is this, cowboy music? No, I wouldn't. you flip it over and it's fighting oh like they morphed into the bugs on the b-side yeah that's cool and what is this cowboy music uh no i wouldn't i wouldn't call it that it's cool but this is there's like 15 people that that play on this tape this is this is a proper ensemble that sounds very proper 15 people did you want to name them all or should they be a mystery they should be a mystery just Just keep them a mystery. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:49:48 The thousands, what is it? The thousand birds in the earth. Mike. What? Are you a thorax guy or an abdomen guy? Shit, dog. Oh, man, dog. I use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection. Don't even bring up head.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Come on. All right, all right, all right. The thousand birds in the earth, the thousand birds in the sky on full spectrum. I played a bird tape last block. Wow, so we both did. Hopefully, Joe B. has a bird one. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:15 And then we'll all have a bird. I got an animal one, though. You got an animal one? Does it can't fly? Can your animal fly? It just can't fly. It can't fly? No.
Starting point is 00:50:22 It can't fly. It can't fly? Can it fly? Cool rattlesnake. So when did this come out, you say? Are you still talking to me? No, anybody. Anybody's? That's not real, Mike.
Starting point is 00:50:42 I'm going to play a tape now. Let me ask you guys this this either came out it either came out this year or late late last year okay and he's sitting on a chair on the cover he's sitting on a chair on the cover
Starting point is 00:50:54 and sometimes I send it to Mike to clown on him yeah sometimes Dave wants to tell me to shut up and he tells me to sit down which is very effective because it really
Starting point is 00:51:03 yeah what is that new thing just to tell you to shut up it's not new he's been telling me to sit down which is very effective because it really Yeah what is that new thing just to tell you to shut up? It's not new he's been telling me to sit down for a while and like. Oh really? I just caught on to it. But now I just sent him now I just sent him that. Now he just sends me a picture of this tape of the guy sitting down and you would think that like after months and months
Starting point is 00:51:17 and months of telling me to sit down I would just be like yeah it doesn't irk me at all but every time I have no response to it. I don't know what to do back. He clown me again sit down sometimes i do i okay dave i sit down you just sit down no i do it properly okay i'm gonna ask you this it's halloween month scariest month scary tapes what what is the scariest instrument um guitar what is the scariest instrument saxophone's the horniest yeah saxophone's the horniest instrument dave yeah this is not on halloween not play it upside down um this blow into the big part the scary uh organ organ too scary no the scariest instrument is the synthesizer the
Starting point is 00:52:10 electronic synthesizer especially the i'm sorry you didn't get it right especially i want to see jack right do that hey buddy blow into the big part oh that yeah what is these free jazz musicians they think they're so out there free Free improv. Free improv, whatever. But every time it's like, oh, I'm really thinking outside the box, but I think I'll just keep blowing on this side of the horn. I'm never going to blow on the
Starting point is 00:52:36 other side of the horn. Or suck on the other side of the horn real hard and see what happens. Suck on the other part. What kind of tone would that make? The Buklanow compilation on ultraviolet light.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Buklanow. Look at this cover. This is kind of like a Dave Doyen. That's like an isometric D&D map. It is. It's very cartoonish. Dave's labeled 2 isometric D&D map. It is. It's almost like it's very cartoonish, like
Starting point is 00:53:26 Dave's label, 2AM Tapes. I'm going to climb the stairs, and I'm going to take a string. It's not a string, Joe. It's a frigging patch cable. It's Buchla now. It could be a tube. I'm going to take the tube to the next little island.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Okay, roll me a d20. I'm going to ready my sword. Okay, roll me a d20. I'm going to ready my sword. Okay, roll me a d20. All right, hold on. 18. Oh, 18. You slide down. Plus my strength modifier is two.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Oh, you slide down perfectly. And then you bounce off all the oscillators. And then you know off all the oscillators and you do what you and then you know what you find you find that the red the red thing with the LSD on it and you get a little twisted do I get a bonus
Starting point is 00:54:15 what's going on Dave he's giving me a bonus I'm just yeah I'm just giving you some dungeon synth music so you're putting your headphones around the mic He's giving me a bonus. I'm just, yeah, I'm just giving you some Dungeon Sim music. So you're putting your headphones around the mic? All right, this is very serious tapes.
Starting point is 00:54:33 I need you guys to shut up. This isn't one of these like, yeah. I'm shutting up. I'm shutting up. This isn't some, yeah, this is booklet, baby. This isn't some dickhead like fucking around in his basement, you know. This isn't Moog fucking... Emerson,
Starting point is 00:54:48 Lake, and Palmer. This is Studious. Yeah, exactly. This has banana jacks on it, okay? This is Boogla Baby. It's Boogla Baby. I know you got your little fatty or whatever. You know, you got your three and a half
Starting point is 00:55:04 millimeter patch cable. Yeah, it's your like, your little three and a half millimeter patch cable. Yeah, it's like the little stinker. Oh, you got little mini jacks on that thing, huh? That's a cool toy, I guess. Yeah, I guess that's a cool toy. This isn't a toy. This is a tool. This is the Buchla, baby.
Starting point is 00:55:20 This is the Buchla. The Buchla, baby. This is a precision instrument. Sometimes people walk by my Buchla, I say, don't- You can do surgery with this. Don't look at my easel. You can't get these parts anymore. It's an easel.
Starting point is 00:55:36 I'm an artist. Some of the diodes used lead from Russia. My favorite- And you can't get to that area anymore. My favorite tweet of all time is Ryan Quinn, the Behringer music weasel. Don't bring that up
Starting point is 00:55:54 because I tweeted that a few months before he did and I didn't say it then, but I'm saying it now. But I'm saying it now. We did and everyone can sit down. Everyone can look it up. Sit down. Sit down. You can't tell Dave to sit down, you motherfucker. I do all the time.
Starting point is 00:56:08 I don't know if he does. Shut up. Like I said, shut up. Boogla. Boogla. A little known medical fact about Dave, he can't sit down. Oh, Dave has no lap. Yeah, he has lap medicine.
Starting point is 00:56:17 I'm at a standing desk right now, actually. Yeah. I'm actually walking. Dave has a walking desk. It's a treadmill. It's a treadmill. It's a treadmill. I imagine it's strapped around your waist and you just walk around the neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Okay, shut up, because this is Book Club. You just picked your nose. Who's on this comp? Oh my god, I'm so glad you asked. We're talking about like, Suzanne Chiani. What? She made the Pepsi sound. We're talking about... That's the second Pepsi reference. We're talking about... That's the second Pepsi reference. We're talking about Dan Deacon.
Starting point is 00:56:47 I like Cherry Pepsi. We know you switched to that. Marsha Bassett. Who else is on here? We should do the fucking Pepsi commercial. She does Boogla. The Boogla baby. Boogla baby. Wait, wait, wait. Marsha Bassett switched from guitar to Boogla?
Starting point is 00:57:03 I don't know where she got it. I don't know where she got the damn thing. Marsha Bassett obviously has a boucle. Oh, my God. I know, I know. In possession of at least one boucle. Well, smarter than me. It's an investment.
Starting point is 00:57:24 It's an investment, yeah yeah it's not a toy it's a tool bukla bukla uh but this is a serious comp uh like i said came out ultraviolet light i'm gonna play uh a little a track by steve horlick who steve horlick who you might know as the man who created the Reading Rainbow theme song really? you're not fucking with me I'm not fucking with you butterflies in the sky butterflies in the sky
Starting point is 00:57:56 I know I hope he's a big dick about that I hope he's when they asked him to be on the booklet comp he was like take a look it's in a book it's in a book it's in a book. It's in a book. It's in a book. It's in a book. It's in a Bukla.
Starting point is 00:58:07 He's like, oh, I'm sorry. Did you make the Reading Rainbow theme song? With Geordi LaForge? I think him and Geordi worked on it. Damn, girl. I think the thing Geordi wears, that is a Bukla, isn't it? I think that's a controller.y wears that is a Buchla isn't it I think that is a controller
Starting point is 00:58:26 that's they could do that if they wanted to well this is pretty cool yeah but I want to play this scene so has he done music since yeah he's a fucking musician come on man he's a musician
Starting point is 00:58:42 he's like a real musician he did that song that's it Yeah, he's a fucking musician. Come on, man. He's a musician. Yeah, synthesizer's no. He's like a real musician. Bukla. He is a Bukla. He did that song, that's it. He never put an instrument or anything before that. That's the only thing he ever did. That would be good. I mean, like Duchamp.
Starting point is 00:58:56 He's like, I'm not doing art anymore. I'm playing chess. Well, I think how the story went was I think Steve was like the janitor at PBS. And the guy who was supposed to make they actually had Suzanne Chiani was going to make the theme song for Reading Rainbow and didn't show up and they were like well I don't even know how to
Starting point is 00:59:14 use this thing and he was like I'll give it a shot I'll give it a go butterflies in the sky butterflies in the sky just came right out of the in the studio he fucking made that patch the Jordy killed in the in the studio he fucking made that patch he fucking made the patch
Starting point is 00:59:29 on the boot line well I think Jordy made the patch you think Jordy made the yeah yeah yeah you're probably right Jordy definitely call him Jordy
Starting point is 00:59:45 I'm sure he loves that. Jordy made the patch. That's my new hashtag. It's actually... I'm going to see if that'll trend on Twitter. Hashtag Jordy made the patch. Is that me? I don't mind if I do.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Go for it. Do we have any other tastes to play this block? No, you're the tail end. Okay, I'll throw in one more. You're going to throw in one more. I'm going to throw in an extra one at the end of the next one. Are you fucking kidding me?
Starting point is 01:00:19 No, I'm not fucking kidding. Whoa. You know what? I'm going to throw on this... Whoa, Joe. Slow down, Joe. um whoa joe slow down yeah dude slow down just a little crazy no you gotta slow down a little bit i'm gonna play this uh looks realistic tape on a new one yes sir well this is another one of those situations it was it was very similar to formal log where they recorded it before and then they didn't put it out right away.
Starting point is 01:00:46 They let it, like a final wine, let it sit on the shelf and they let it, they rotated it every once in a while. Yeah, they let it simmer. You know how you let a wine simmer? It's like barbecue wine. Or you let a wine simmer
Starting point is 01:00:59 and you put it on low heat. A low heat simmering wine. That's what you got to do with the WAV files. The stems, a lot of these artists with the stems. Oh, stems. I've heard about stems. I haven't used one yet,
Starting point is 01:01:11 but I hear about them and I think you have. I usually just do seeds. You're a seeds man. God damn, Dave. All right. What are you playing? Looks realistic.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Shh. Looks realistic. realistic tape is called field footage this is a duo Joe Bastardo who does the project Bastion Void runs the label Moss Archive Ryan Mulhall does it with them he's got some projects they got synthesizers
Starting point is 01:01:43 they got synthesizers they got synthesizers this They got synthesizers. They do good stuff. They got synthesizers. This is one of those projects, if they try to say they don't have a synthesizer, you know they're lying because there's some beeps on here and some sweeps.
Starting point is 01:01:54 But is it Buchla? It's not... You know what? It's probably... I'm strictly... I'm strictly... Probably Uriah Rack. I gotta say, I was listening to it
Starting point is 01:02:02 and some of the parts sound like you could easily get them at an electronic supplier. Yeah. Easily. These aren't discontinued parts at all. Give me a break. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Give me a break. Really, put your money into some Buchla, and then we'll talk. Yeah. Don't just... I can hear a thousand tones a day. Everybody's throwing tones at me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Yeah. But let me know you sunk a little bit of your life into it. You know what I mean? Let me know that you're in a hole that you can't get out of, is what I want to hear. You went too far. You flew too close to the sun. You had to go to college to get it.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Yeah. I wonder with this tape, the artwork, it looks kind of like a lithograph kind of would be if you made a, you know, it's got these textures and it's got like some purples layered over green and all this stuff going on. But Jesse DeRosa, we've mentioned this before,
Starting point is 01:02:57 who runs Spake Tapes, is colorblind. Do you think he can see any of this? Or do you think it's just blank to him? Jesse DeRosa is colorblind? Have you never listened to an episode? Did you not listen to the laser focus we did with him? No, see, I'm like, you know... Because you weren't on that one,
Starting point is 01:03:11 so don't say you don't listen to your own work because you weren't on it. I don't listen to my own work. Joby, I feel like this is like the second or third time you've been surprised by this. Probably, probably. Cool rattlesnake. But that's cool.
Starting point is 01:03:21 I like that. You're cool. Yeah, you're cool, Jesse. You're not different than anybody else. I feel like that's cool. I like that. You're cool. Yeah, you're cool, Jesse. You're not different than anybody else. I feel like that's what you said last time. All right, you ready to play these tapes? And then you said you have, what, you have two more, Joby? Next time, I have two more.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Oh, because you've been doing normally three. Now there's a... I'm going to do four. There is another. This is very... It's like Star Wars, yeah. Yeah, Star Wars. I'm here Yes I
Starting point is 01:04:10 I I am I am I'm standing Just for you I'm standing I'm standing here The gigantic world that has been destroyed The ultimate disaster A million ideas
Starting point is 01:04:41 Down with the ice Down with all ice, down with the ice Down with the ice, down with the ice And here I stand You're in me now Come, come to me Don't leave me here Don't leave me here Don't leave me here Don't leave me here Yeah I can't get back
Starting point is 01:05:47 This is the part that I've gained I've lost it all I can't fly I can't Tell you what's on my mind I can't get back This is the part that I've gained I'm running away I'm falling in your hands Shadows are lost to me I'm falling in your hands
Starting point is 01:06:58 I'm standing in your way Don't break me Don't make me feel Don't make me feel Don't make me feel Don't leave me here, don't leave me here Leave me here I'm left behind In the problems that are no longer mine I reside in a yard of broken feathers What's wrong? Scraps and pictures in the past
Starting point is 01:08:31 Is what brings Of those childhood dreams You'll never know The person I love I I'm a demon, I'm a demon, I'm a demon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ ¶¶ As a snake For God That lives On the End Soaring
Starting point is 01:11:32 A heart On the Sky sky there is a There is a being And find the way We might just stay to see to find I'm coming home Thank you. guitar solo Oh, the whole world Oh, the sky I love you. It's not all right I don't really want to I need to be here To the earth
Starting point is 01:16:12 One day I'll be No more stone One day I'll be gone One day I'll be gone Thank you. I will be, I will be I will be I will be guitar solo Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Oathbreaker Raya Tape on Deathwish Deathwish Incor tape on Deathwish. Deathwish Incorporated.
Starting point is 01:28:07 Deathwish Incorporated. Incorporated. I think it's actually like Deathwish Music LLC. It's probably all a Ponzi scheme. It probably... Yeah, if you try to sue them, it's going to take you to an offshore account. Yeah, you're going to sue Deathwish,
Starting point is 01:28:23 and then after a while, you're going to end up at the offices of Back to Basics with a pile of seven inches. That's all it is. That's what you get in the end. So don't even bother fucking with Death Wish. It's not worth your time. Trust me.
Starting point is 01:28:36 And then, Dave, you play that Andrew Weathers ensemble tape, the thousand birds in the earth, the thousand birds in the sky on full spectrum. That's a good one. Good job picking that one out. Everybody was very happy with that. So an incredibly cool little lizard. And then I played the Steve Horlick track from that Bukla Now.
Starting point is 01:28:54 Taking a bubble bath with my synthesizer. After that Bukla tape, I figured I was on such a synthesizer kick. I figured, let me get this Lucrealistic tape. Also synthesizers. But Dave wanted to note, you thought I should mention, not Buchla. Not Buchla.
Starting point is 01:29:10 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nice try, though. No thanks. No thanks. Give it another try, boys. Yeah, nice try. Nice try. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's an expression. You've got to be putting wires in different places.
Starting point is 01:29:25 Buy some serious equipment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sink a little bit. Sink a little bit of your cash in. Get a loan. Go to the bank and get a loan. Commission your power, at least. Call me when you've got bananas.
Starting point is 01:29:36 You know what I mean? Banana jacks, you know? Starground shields for your power supply. Starground shields for that thing? What are you doing? You're doing this unfiltered. There's no caps on this flying bus. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:29:50 The noise floor is practically through the roof. Call it a noise roof. Jesus Christ. Don't even call it a floor. Call it a noise roof. This isn't even ventilated. And they oscillated it very, very seriously.
Starting point is 01:30:07 All right, then I'm going to... How about this? We'll do a little... It's like a sandwich. I'll go first, then Dave. What kind of sandwich? A tape sandwich, big guy. Well, the kind with, like, two pieces of bread?
Starting point is 01:30:21 Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, you're right. Thank you for bringing that up. You're right. We should slow down. We should actually slow down. Yeah, I think I know what you're saying. Yeah, you're right. Thank you for bringing that up. You're right. We should slow down. We should actually slow down. Yeah, I think I know what I'm talking about. We're going to be-
Starting point is 01:30:29 Sandwiches. And I got to say, we're going to be here for a while. We're going to be here for a while. We're going to be here for a minute. You know, it's like, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'm thinking classic bread on top, bread on bottom, stuff in the middle. Club, club, club, club, club, club.
Starting point is 01:30:44 I'm thinking classic piece of bread on classic, piece of bread on top, piece of bread on the bottom, and then stuff in the middle. That's what I'm thinking. Okay. Double stuff? Standard stuff inside your sandwich. Standard stuff.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Yeah, standard sandwich. I got two tapes. And I have a full... And you got a full... They love when you're drunk. They love when you're drunk. They love when you're drunk. We'll do. I'll be the bread on the top and the bottom.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Dave will be a big old hunk of iceberg lettuce. Just a big old hunk of it. Oh, it's a filler? It's like a big hunk. And it's making the bread. The bread's just white bread. He's a filler that's just all crunch and water. And the bread's just white bread. He's a filler that's just all crunch and water. And the bread's just white bread.
Starting point is 01:31:28 So it's soaking through. Wet as hell. Am I two meats? No, you're... I'm not two meats. One's pickles, one's coleslaw. There's no meat on this stuff
Starting point is 01:31:46 there's not even cheese it's coleslaw it's coleslaw iceberg lettuce and pickles pickle pickle and you're the two fucking breads white bread piece of white bread on the bottom
Starting point is 01:32:03 big whole pickle a whole pickle. A whole pickle. Not cut. A whole pickle. A jelly pickle. A jelly pickle. A Jane Circle pickle. Yeah. A whole deli pickle. Big old, big old, big old spoonful of coleslaw.
Starting point is 01:32:17 And then too much lettuce. Like, you know what I mean? Like half of a head. This is awful. This sounds awful. So the other piece of bread, the other piece of bread's real tall like it's a Scooby-Doo sandwich. Yeah. I don't like this deli. No.
Starting point is 01:32:33 I don't like when you can't fit the whole sandwich in your mouth. That's stupid. No. You eat it like soup. You eat it like soup for your family. Oh, you got to heat it up later. You heat it up. For my family.
Starting point is 01:32:42 Yeah, you heat this one up. All right. I'm going first. Okay. Okay. I heat it up. For my family. Yeah, you heat this one up. All right. I'm going first. Okay. Okay. I'm going to play this. Wait. I'm going to cut all that out.
Starting point is 01:32:50 So you go first. Go ahead. You're going to cut all that out? Yeah. There's some good stuff. Nah. Nah. I don't like when Mike's the couture.
Starting point is 01:33:00 I actually need to listen to the episode so I can see, like, what is Mike playing? Because it's going to be like, oh, it doesn't matter. I'm going to play this Bull of Apis, Bull of Bronze tape. Offerings of flesh and gold. What is it now? That's a scary long one. That was. It is scary.
Starting point is 01:33:21 And I don't like that they named another metal in their album name. The band is called Bull of Apis. Okay. Bull of Bronze. Okay. But the tape is called Offerings of Flesh and Gold. Okay. What's your problem?
Starting point is 01:33:42 Too many metals. Too many metals. Too many metals, yeah. Yeah, you don't want too many metals. What's your problem? Too many metals. Too many metals. Too many metals, yeah, because you're... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want too many metals. What do you think? One is enough?
Starting point is 01:33:49 One's enough, yeah. One metal is enough? Yeah, which one would you keep? Name another metal. I get confused. And what is apis? I don't know. I feel like that's some sort of stone.
Starting point is 01:33:59 It better be stone. If it's a metal, I'm going to lose my mind. I don't see how it could be. I don't see how they could put three in there. Three healthy meals and snacks. What is Apis? An Egyptian god.
Starting point is 01:34:12 An Egyptian god. Okay, so we got the god and then we got two medals and you got to get rid of one of them. What label put this out? TriDroid. Quickly, quickly. What is it, TriDroid? I just did it.
Starting point is 01:34:22 Calm down, Mike. We're not in the dungeon, you know? Quickly Tri-Droid? I just did it. Calm down, Mike. We're not in the dungeon. You know? Quickly. Tri-Droid. Tri-Droid Records, and it also says A Moment of Clarity Records. Okay, so two labels. But Tri-Droid, do you know that band Heavy Temple from around here? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:39 No, I don't. Yeah, yeah, sure. They also, Tri-Droid also released their cassette. Okay. Where's this label from? I'm, sure. They also, TriDroid also released their cassette. Okay. Where's this label from? I'm not sure, but I assume locally. And where'd you get this from? Season of Mist, which is like a Philly area local distro.
Starting point is 01:34:58 Okay. I don't know, like lately, you buy your own tapes, you're bringing... Well, you know, I want to feel like that I'm actually not a part of the machine, like the part of the Matrix. Yeah, but you're playing ones you don't tell me about beforehand. I know. Typically, I like to have a lot more control
Starting point is 01:35:16 over all of this stuff, and I feel like it's slipping out of my fingers. I don't like it. I really enjoy the artwork of this. If you guys Google it, it's a little bit better in Google than me showing it to you on the screen. Oh, that looks pretty. What is that, a bull?
Starting point is 01:35:32 It's a bull. I think it's a bull of Apis. It's a bull of Apis. They tell you. And also a bull of bronze. Okay, so they're not even fucking around. They're not fucking around with this. Yeah, they're just, here it is. is they're like we told you what it is this isn't some kind of a um
Starting point is 01:35:48 bait and switch thing no you go to the car dealership and you're like here's a front view of the bull of apis bull bronze i like it it looks nice it looks good all the text is written in some sort of old english so so I can't read it. Okay, yeah. And, yeah. Bands will do that. They'll do fonts you can't read. Fonts you can't read. Yeah. Especially after you had multiple.
Starting point is 01:36:12 Just don't write anything, dummy. Multiple surgeries on your eyes. I just want Comic Sans. That's what I can read. I don't see why people out there can't give Joe what he wants. Big, bold, and red. Big, bold, red Comic Sans. You can underline it.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Underline it if you want. Yeah. But bold and underline, those are your options. Don't make it italic because then you've crossed the line. It's a step too far. Don't do cursive. Joe can't read cursive. No.
Starting point is 01:36:43 Old English is a type of cursive. Do you want me to play the other tape too? Like two in a row? Or do you want me to come back? You've never done two in a row, have you? Yeah, do two in a row. Go for it. All right.
Starting point is 01:36:54 I'm going to play a tape I bought randomly. Ooh. At the local record store. Roll a d20, my friend. This is a mystery. 12. Plus five. Plus is a mystery. 12. Plus 5 attack bonus. Okay.
Starting point is 01:37:09 So what tape is it then? It's called The Mild. Which I hate this name. The Mild? The Mild. The Mild. But they're from Italy, so I'm assuming there's a language thing that means way cooler in their language.
Starting point is 01:37:29 You think the mild in Italian? In Italian, when the old grandma's making sauce, and she says, it's the mild. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's an expression. It's way cooler. Yeah, I'm with you with that. It's probably definitely way cooler. It's the mild. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony you with that. It's probably definitely way cooler. This is the mild.
Starting point is 01:37:46 This is the mild. This is the mild. This is the mild. It's still spicy. It's a vinegar pepper. Here he is, the king of breadsticks. Left to starve.
Starting point is 01:38:01 Left to starve? You don't have none of Grandma's red sauce? The mild? No. No, she's... Yeah, no. But what's funny about this tape is it took one, two, three, four... Sounds like Gorgonzola.
Starting point is 01:38:15 It took five labels to put it out, which is kind of like a mild red sauce, I guess. It takes five ingredients. What are your five ingredients? It takes garlic. Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Oh, garlic, Joe guess. It takes five ingredients. It tastes garlic. Tomatoes. Garlic. More garlic. Onions.
Starting point is 01:38:33 And one more ingredient. Garlic, tomatoes, more garlic, onions. By the way, Dave can't have any. Dave, if I catch you having one spoonful of Joby's red sauce. I bet they put a little bit of the small tomatoes in for sweetness. So more tomatoes. So we got garlic, tomatoes, more garlic, onion, and a little bit more tomatoes.
Starting point is 01:38:53 And tiny tomatoes. And the smallest tomatoes you can find, you make the best of the mild. That's very good. They're like the size of BBs. And hard. Real hard. I can't even read this shit. Rip-roaring shitstorm.
Starting point is 01:39:11 What are you trying to get through all the labels? Yeah, dullest records. You could be here all night. Five feet under records. Vleshtak Records. Wait, wait. Five feet under records? Yeah, it's not enough to bury a corpse.
Starting point is 01:39:28 Huh, so they kind of got there and then they're like, fuck it. You can't do anymore because you over tried to fucking dig a six foot grave? No, but I'd imagine if I went five feet I would put in the work and finish that fucking grave. They'd be like, this is enough.
Starting point is 01:39:43 Boys, we dug enough. It's grade like this is enough boys we dug enough it's done it's done five is enough five is enough five is enough the fifth label i can't read because it's too small something media and then i want to believe okay so it's a lot of records it took five fucking record labels to put out this italian bands and let me see it and show it to me oh oh what the record yeah i didn't know just show me the tape or anything what because it could no no because it better be really fucking good because it better be really because it better be really good for five labels and in the back i'm gonna put it to you horizontally can you you see that? Oh, what's that?
Starting point is 01:40:25 The flood-printed black? That does look nice. I like that. You know what I want, though? I have a new rule. Here's the guys. There's more. Okay. There's more. They look scary. They look scary. Okay. Very mild.
Starting point is 01:40:41 Very mild, guys. Yeah, they're pretty mild. And the mild.band mild, yes. They're not that mild. Yeah, they're pretty mild. And themild.bandcamp.com. Okay. I don't know what year this was put out. I have a new standard I want for labels, though. If it takes two labels to put out a tape,
Starting point is 01:41:00 I need two J cards. Yeah. Two J cards. You can put them both in there. So this took five labels. I need five J cards. Yeah. Two J cards. You can put them both in there. So this took five labels. I need five J cards. Stuff that Narocco fool. You can do it.
Starting point is 01:41:16 I got this at the local record shop. Rainbow. Oh, yeah? Well, look at you out there buying your own shit, which, again, I'll say I don't completely approve of. It makes me feel a little irrelevant, but that's fine. Dave, you want to go next? Just wait till Cassette Store Day.
Starting point is 01:41:33 What are you going to do? What did you say? Cassette Store Day? It's coming up. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Is it really? Are they doing it this year? Yeah, they do it every year. Yeah, it is. Is it really? Are they doing it this year? Yeah, they do it every year. Yeah, but this year is different. It's not different. They still do the
Starting point is 01:41:49 releases. You still go to the stores. No, but for KSAT Store Day? Yeah. Dave, we're going to do a reverse sandwich. So Joe's going to do two. He's going to do two pieces of bread on the outside. You do the middle. And then I'll do two pieces of bread on the back end.
Starting point is 01:42:06 I told you. More bread. More bread. Four pieces of bread. Two of them are toast. I can't tell you which ones. Why don't you do a... You know, I wouldn't mind trying a toast sandwich
Starting point is 01:42:23 with a piece of, like, really soft white bread in the middle. Wait, wait, wait. A bread sandwich? So, like, bread. It's three pieces of bread. The two outside are toasted, and the middle is just, like, it's just bread. It's, like, fresh bread. You know what else might be good?
Starting point is 01:42:44 Fresh white bread. You know what else might be good? Fresh white bread. You know what else might be good? It's like a really soft. Fresh white bread. Yeah. How about like a fresh sub roll with croutons inside? Play your piece of white bread in the middle.
Starting point is 01:43:00 Play your tape. Oh, okay. I'm going to do this Sangam tape Sangam that's a name I know Sangam this project from the UK tape's called Soul Generator came out on
Starting point is 01:43:17 display Seattle label Sangam is I fucked around with some Sangam Sangam sounds like blood sub on Sangum sounds like blood Sangum sounds like blood yeah Sangween I don't know what to tell you about that I was just gonna say
Starting point is 01:43:34 I fucked around with them a little bit on Doom Trip the label Doom Trip put out some Sangum stuff Soul Generator sounds like a like an Alice in Chains album. Oh yeah. Doesn't it sound like it would have
Starting point is 01:43:49 like a 90s I don't know. I don't fucking know. What are we talking about? Bread sandwiches? Lame Stanley. Rest in peace. Lame Stanley? I don't know if we played any display stuff on the show before but I definitely have stuff that I like. Yeah I don't know if we've played any display stuff on the show before,
Starting point is 01:44:05 but I definitely have stuff that I like. Yeah, I don't know either. This is like that label that has all the O cards, right? Yeah, I feel like that's one of the labels that has O cards. It's a very slick-looking label. And this isn't a label. It's a sub-label of... Oh, don't confuse me.
Starting point is 01:44:24 It's a symbols sub-label. Hold on. Start over. Yeah, what symbols? Actually, snare is what I like the best. This is symbols like... Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:44:36 Hold on, Dave. Hold on. I got to pull this. This is symbols like symbolism. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Symbolism? I like Joe's better. That's a good band name.
Starting point is 01:44:47 Someone tweet that. What is it? It's symbol, like a symbol like ch, but ism. Yeah, but there's also already like Crash Symbols. That label already does kind of like that's the pun with symbol. What's the pun name with them? Crash Symbols. Yeah. Do they put symbols
Starting point is 01:45:07 like S-Y yeah yeah do you not know that either after doing this fucking podcast all this time I don't remember
Starting point is 01:45:15 I got too much I got too much it's like information I know I know I shouldn't have yelled at you I'm sorry
Starting point is 01:45:19 I'm sorry yeah Dave sit down Mike I'm sitting down I'm going to kill your character next time we play D&D you don't have the
Starting point is 01:45:28 I don't have the power I got plenty of dice I can do it you don't have enough dice to take me out my friend you can fucking try and it'll be a long night for you yeah I don't think we played any display alright Dave do you have anything else to say about this cassette tape
Starting point is 01:45:44 it's very good anything else to say about this cassette tape? It's very good Anything else? I like good stuff Joby's gonna love it Does Mike like it? And you should go online and buy it Cause well Psych
Starting point is 01:46:00 You can't have it Nice try assholes I'm gonna play a tape I'm gonna play two tapes Spike. You can't have it. Nice try, assholes. Nice try, but you're not going to get this one. I'm going to play two tapes in the first one. Wait, you get two more? I already told you about how the sandwich is going to be two pieces of bread, and then Dave, we didn't decide. Oh, a sour
Starting point is 01:46:16 dough and a white. I forgot. So this is my first piece. First of all, look at this case. Look at this case it came in. You would think at first glance, you're like, oh shit, this... Is that an almond?
Starting point is 01:46:31 Is it an almond? Oh, you mean the artwork? It's just a noble, yeah. It's just a noble. I don't know what it is. It looks like an ultrasound. I don't know. I'm going to throw up. You would think looking at this case, like, damn, that's a nice case. It's a nice interesting
Starting point is 01:46:48 case. Damn. It's different than just a standard case. And that's nice. That makes it nice. It's a vinyl box. It holds two tapes. This is the worst fucking case. Two tapes? Yeah. And you know what it does when you turn it over upside down? They just fall out.
Starting point is 01:47:04 They just fall out. They just fall out. There's nubs for the tapes. Fucking amateurs. This is fucking... There's a piece of paper on the other side. You know how typically the paper will slide underneath of something to hold it in? There's nothing there. The paper just falls out.
Starting point is 01:47:18 Mike. Mike. I got a question for you. How many years have I been in the game? Have you been in the game? You've been in the game for like... How long has it been, Dave? How long have I been in the game? Have you been in the game? You've been in the game for like how long has it been, Dave? How long has he been in the game?
Starting point is 01:47:29 Well, I know how. Yeah. This is amateur shit. There better not be any fucking Bukla on this tape. Please, get out of here. This is strictly like a drone. This is thoughts on air. It's a... Oh! You remember that name? Is it coming back to you? like a drone. This is this is here's let me tell you what this is. This is
Starting point is 01:47:45 Thoughts on Air. It's a Oh. You remember that name? Is it coming back to you? That comes back to me. It's Thoughts on Air split with background
Starting point is 01:47:52 character on a label called Low Orbit. Okay. Yeah this is Thoughts on Air Whose Thoughts on Air? I'll tell you.
Starting point is 01:48:00 Scott Johnson from I think Ontario Canada Canada? Coldest shit up there hockey the whole deal the whole nine yards they all do hockey ice skating used to do a project early maple leaves maple leaves maple syrup yeah he used to do a project called mooseose. The Northern Lights. Northern Lights. They're fucking sick. Can we give a shout out to... Montreal.
Starting point is 01:48:28 Quebec. The Mounties. They have Mounties. Mounties. Is Rocky and Bullwinkle from Canada? British Columbia. The Niagara Falls. Yeah. Niagara Falls. Half of Niagara Falls. The good half. Good old Canada. The good half. The best half. Let's
Starting point is 01:48:43 throw it out. The Loonies. Loonies. Toonies. Toonies's throw it out the loonies gold the bloonies they got them all up there we love the place the great north hunting rituals was a label yeah hunting I love hunting that's the one thing they got wrong up in Canada
Starting point is 01:49:01 they don't let the free market figure it out. It's much better down here. Hunting Rituals is a project he used to do. The artwork, it's shitty. It's all pixelated. Nothing in here holds itself in. They just straight up used a marker and wrote bubble letters, A, B, C, and D on all the tapes.
Starting point is 01:49:24 It's so bad, it takes me right back to your transport to 2010 when everybody was putting out this bullshit. No, it's not printed. It's not printed on the stickers. They just wrote it on there. You know what? Throw it away. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:49:40 I can't. That's the thing. There's nostalgia to it. It's too good. There's nostalgia to it, J too good there's nostalgia to it Joby it transports you to another time you know how like a good cup of coffee will take you back to that cafe in
Starting point is 01:49:52 Vienna oh yes yes this takes me back to like fangs and arrows on PayPal and somebody $6 for this piece of shit and I'm like oh man fangs and arrows yeah has anybody heard the new thoughts on air tape it fucking rips and it's like yeah you know it's yeah it's a good time though
Starting point is 01:50:07 I think low orbit may be Scott Johnson's label maybe I don't know but I think it's it's a new label man camera it's an it's a new label I get extra points
Starting point is 01:50:24 yes camera TV you get extra points oh my god yeah every day I wanna just oh I don't talk about it it's the fourth release on the label then I'll go out with one more. Okay? You get it right, you get extra points. Well, you know what? I'm not going to do one more. I'm done.
Starting point is 01:50:50 You're done? I'm done. All right, yeah, let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. I'm done. I was going to play one more, and now I'm not. Tabs out 2020 is just too sloppy. It's the Zoom, I think. I mean, I know it's not me.
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Starting point is 01:54:28 I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim
Starting point is 01:54:44 I'm a victim I'm a victim The land of the land, the land of the land And at the end of all, it will all be alone She took the sword, and cut the enemy's heart Time, it's empty, will be empty Soon, the hour of the sun is breaking in Time Time Time I will never say goodbye I will live in this dream of mine In the dark I hold my sword And I'll be strong
Starting point is 01:55:54 And the heaven falls down It's a lie That's written forever I love you. I'm sorry. so I'm not going to let you go. The time has come I know I'm home! It was first on my soul That I was born to be a king The time was so damn good today We were born to be loved By the universe Thank you. Thanks for watching! The End Every event I go Every time I ask you I'm a young girl I never meant to
Starting point is 02:01:52 I'm a young girl I'm a young girl I'm a young girl I'm a young girl I'm a young girl And we don't know if you'll ever know Everything I ask for I'm a guy to call But I'm never going to satisfy All the day I'm naked
Starting point is 02:02:18 But we don't know if it's true And we don't die if you never knew I don't know what I'm saying I don't think This is the only time I pray I don't know what I'm saying I don't need to say To you I don't speak In an empty sea Filling all of space Time will roll The time is already here
Starting point is 02:03:32 To suffice the end of it I've failed my time I've failed the life of dying of heart The time I've been forsaken I found a life outside of the box The door of my fascinating I'm a lion, the recipe for a million Rage on you I fell for the hide and plain I am seen
Starting point is 02:04:07 No one else will be heard I saw myself as me And then I flew away Tell me, what you You haven't seen your end You gave me rest And said I'd stay the same I'm out. To be continued... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. um Thank you. Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon © B Emily Beynon © BF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you.

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