Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #162 | 11.26.20

Episode Date: November 26, 2020

Free Magic Show, Quest Master, Sam Goldberg, Pagen Hellfire, Charles Barabé, Heavenworld, Max Zuckerman, Leah-Peah, Cernunnos Woods, Beyt Al Tapes, Violet Cold, and Clipping.

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? Play some Casimes We're gonna play some Casimes This tape? We're gonna play some Casimes Lordy, I hope they're tapes We're gonna play some Casimes

That's a good label too We're gonna play some Casimes Lordy, I hope they're tapes We're gonna play some Casimes Time is now We're gonna play some Casimes Too scary We're gonna play some Casimes

30 years later We're gonna play some Casimes Bummer We're gonna play some Casimes That could be Sean's number I have no clue We're gonna play some Kasims. Bummer. We're gonna play some Kasims. That's a big Mishaun-esque number. I have no clue. We're gonna play some Kasims. They hear me like,

We're gonna play some Kasims. They're like years late. We're gonna play some Kasims. Pretty damn scary. Oh, and everything else. We're gonna play some Kasims. I played the goddamn tape. Played the goddamn tape.

Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Kazet Podcast. Episode number 162. I am Mike. I am Joe. I'm Dave. out because that podcast episode number 162 i am mike i'm joe i'm dave dave that was an interesting time to take a sip of your drink right when you knew yeah goddamn well i thought there'd be a little bit of a little bit more lag between you and joe you because somebody took a dump on

Joby's router and he has really bad internet he doesn't have a picture of himself on the zoom anymore this is the only time we get to hang out ever well I mean I think it's fine on my end because I still see you and Dave yeah okay so you think that's good enough

for me it's good for Joe what's good enough for Joe is. It's good for Joe. All right. What's good enough for Joe is good enough for me. If we all turn... Go for it, Dave. Let's hear it. If we all turn off our video, can we still see each other?

No, I don't think so. Hmm. Hmm. I don't know how computers work. What kind of weird fetish do you have? I know. You don't get how computers work. What kind of weird fetish do you have? I know you don't get how computers work. What kind of weird fetish do you have, Dave, that you'd want to do that?

And again with the change. Already get into fetishes, huh? I already need Joe to come right out already. All right. That's not what I'm saying, but, you know, get comfortable. Fetish is a pretty distinct term. It only really means one thing. All right, enough.

It's getting too sugary. This is way too... Not for the beginning. Not for the beginning. You got to wait for the miners to go to bed, boys. What time is it? It's only 8 o'clock. It's way too early.

We got to wait for 10 for Dave's fetishes to come out. All right, well, let's go to cassette tapes instead. Let's jump right into some of these. Dave wants to go first. Dave's ready to pounce. What do you got? I got this tape by a project called Free Magic Show. Free Magic Show.

Very nice. I'll do that. I'll do that. I recognize this tape. That actually happened to you, didn't it? That cover. That picture on the cover. I can't tell if it's three guys in a sauna with some aliens there.

Three? Dave. Or if they're in the waiting room. Dave. What? This cover is an after 10 o'clock cover. Wow. Is it?

I mean, they're covering up. It's three naked guys, but they're covering up. They're not covering up that well, man. Yeah, I can see everything. There's not a lot left to the imagination. This is a later on table. Go ahead. You know what I just noticed, by the way?

The guy that's getting probed. A hand job? No, he's getting probed on the table. He's covering up his junk with his own hand. Yeah, because he doesn't want those aliens to see that shit. Yeah, he knows better. So, Free Magic Show. What's the name of the tape?

Polymorphous. Okay. And it's on some UK label, Zaska. Zaska Records? I feel like we've played stuff from that label before. That sounds familiar. I don't think I personally have any look it up then look it up Dave

then look it up what do you mean look it up maybe on the internet I'm just saying I personally don't have anything else from them okay I'm sorry I apologize bro alright so this is going to be

what is the deal with this tape oh it's my tape I don't know I don't know anything by this project other than this tape it's just some fun noise I can tell you something about it it's got some blubbies and some zippies

and some crackles I'm here with a little bit of info for you as well. What label is it again? Zaka. Zaka. It's a duo of Joe Coghill and... That's my name. And get this, the next name is Michael Fundowitz.

That's your name. I know, so it's like me and you, it's like me and Joe. Probably the two coolest guys ever. Fundowitz and Coghill. me and you it's like me and joe um probably the two coolest guys ever fundawitz fundawitz and coggle it sounds like a sounds like a like a a law firm that does like slip and falls boat injuries fundawitz yeah boat injuries fundawitz and coggle if your boat gets injured it's for when the boat gets injured though though. The docks. You don't think there's constant dock boat injuries? The dock doctor.

The dock doctor. Call the dock doctor. Fun the wits. When your boat's not docking incorrectly. It's just doctor, actually. That's where the first doctors originated. At docks? Yeah, that's why they're called doctors.

That's why they're called docks. Yeah. Dave, you son of a bitch. Call now for a free magic show. Get on the internet. Go to www.docs.com. Call now for a free magic show. Well, I'm excited to hear this one, Dave.

Even though I already know what it sounds like. Have you ever been to a magic show? Have I ever been to a magic show? I've never have. Well, guys ever been to a magic show? Have I ever been to a magic show? I've never have. Well, I've been around a magician. No, that's too scary. Too scary. I've never been to a magic show where I'm in a crowd.

No, me neither. I want to get sold in half. Yeah? I'll sell you big ass in half. I got a guy. I'll get you sold in half. Yeah? I'll sell you big ass in half. I'll get you sold in half in two days. You were around, I'm sorry to circle back on this, but you were around

a magician, but you never went to a magic show. Yeah, there was a kid that came into the shop a whole bunch of times, and he's a sleight of hand magician. Did he do any tricks? Yeah, every time he's a sleight-of-hand magician. Are you doing tricks? Yeah, every time he came in, I made him do a trick.

You made him do it, huh? Yeah, I'm like, are you for real? Like, do me a trick then. And he always had cards or coins on him, and he always did a trick, and it always was sick. Wanna play something? Alright, well, who's playing the next tape? Joe B. What tape you got?

I'm gonna play this? All right. Well, who's playing the next tape? Joe B., what tape you got? I'm going to play this Questmaster tape. Oh, what is it? Questmaster. Questmaster. It sounds very adventurous. The 12 Castles. Oh, dear. Are there dragons in this one?

There's definitely dragons. Let's go on this adventure together. This sounds very exciting. I wish I could show it to you, but I can't. Oh, yeah. Can you turn on your video super? I could show it to you, but I can't. Oh, yeah. Can you turn on your video? I can look it up. Yeah, look it up.

It's on Out of Season. Is that where we are now with the podcast? Oh, my God. There's even shirts for it. Dave has to look up. Oh, yeah. There's shirts for it, too. There's long sleeves.

I almost got one. I would rock the shit out of that. I got the Grimdor short sleeve. That's a different tape. So explain what you got here. This is all songs written and recorded by Lord Gordrich.

Oh, Lord. I believe he's from Australia. I would have put myself together a little bit if I knew you were playing a lord tonight, Joe B. You've been a Screamo fanboy the last few episodes. So I'm going to grow my hair out a little bit. You've got to part it a little different,

but I think you're close. Okay. A lord, though. Our work's tight. Yeah, our work's super tight. So Dave, I already told Mike this, but I'll tell you what's funny. I've ordered from this label a couple times. They're from Portland, Maine.

Just a few times. Then the last time I got some tapes, I got a little note with my order. Turns out I tattooed this dude. He's friends with Larry. What? I tattooed this dude 10 years ago. Holy shit, that's crazy.

Yeah. The guy that does this project? The guy that does this label. The label, okay. Yeah, out of Maine. And it's all like black metal and Dungeons & Sins stuff. That's awesome. Yeah, in fact, they just put out, they just, which I also have, they just reissued a

classic Mortise shirt. They're reissuing shirts, huh? they just reissued a classic mortise shirt they're reissuing shirts huh you can reissue a shirt yeah it's like a 95 shirt no shit not that might not be totally you know within that range what do you mean in that in what range you know i'm gonna go to 92 to 96 oh that's when the shirt's from. That's what I'm saying, the shirt. I said 94, but I'm saying in a range of six years. That's very fair. Did you say the name of the label?

I don't know if I missed it. Out of Season. Out of Season, okay. So is all the stuff like you're going on? Black metal stuff, dungeon synth stuff. Okay. In that stuff. Tolkien stuff.

I love fantastical things. Yeah, fantastical stuff. I'm looking on their website now. They even have a little metal enamel pin that's like a mace. A mace and like a- And a club or something. That thing's sick, yeah. That's a tuna, bro.

It's not a tuna. That's a tuna, bro! It's not a tuna. That's a different kind of fish, Mike. Whatever. Yeah, they have a shirt for that, too. Sick. You said you got one of the shirts. Yeah, but this dude caught... I got a more t-shirt.

Okay, reissue. Yeah, and I have a Grimdor shirt, too, which is from the new batch. I'll play that next show. Nice. And what's the name? Yeah, I'll play a couple tracks off this Questmaster from Australia. Well, what's that one label that's from?

I don't know where they're from. Maybe they're from like Italy or something like that. And they put out all those tapes that like the covers are games or something. Yeah, I haven't ordered from that label yet. Highmat de Clatastrophe or something. No, I haven't ordered from that label yet. High Mat Day Clatastrophe or something. I'm sure you nailed that. Yeah, that label's

sick. I haven't ordered anything, but what's also sick is they put out releases every month. Every month they're doing it, huh? Like three releases every month. I'm following them on Instagram. I'm seeing that.

Oh, the graphic design is sick. Yeah, it all looks... Not all of them are like the... You get an adventure. Oh, you don't get an adventure with every tape? I thought every tape came with an adventure. No, some of them are of that vein, but there's some other ones that are like these weird,

like Soviet- era uh too scary i don't know you have to look it up it's not an adventure though it's not an adventure i like adventures yeah that was some of them come with like yeah like a one-page adventure that's fun or a dungeon a one-page dungeon and here's the music that you listen to while you're in it or like some of them come with a really dry work replacement game instead of like an RPG that'd be fun

it's like a farm simulator people love that kind of I'll tell you what you love it you love like a dry economy game oh I love them if you get the artwork right you can make the right kind of sounds for that tape a farm simulator that might be pretty fucking cool uh here i'm gonna i'm gonna uh this

is a good uh transition to that actually that's totally non-tape related but today i was at harvest market and you know covid we're in the line outside yeah like like it's soviet russia getting bread i know right god damn we gotta you gotta line outside. Like it's Soviet Russia getting bread. I know, right? Goddamn, you got to rise up at some point, but go ahead. But I'm outside and there's these crazy bird sounds. Insane bird sounds. I'm looking around, but I can't see 12 inches from my face.

So anything in the distance, I can't fucking see it. I'm like, that's crazy, weird. So we shop, we come outside, we're loading the groceries, I hear them again. And I'm like, Stacy, what the fuck is that? There's a cell tower. No. That broadcasts, Stacy's like, yeah, it's fucking annoying. Every 15 minutes, they broadcast these sounds.

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. No, I solved it. It's birds of prey sounds, so they don't nest up there. But they're so loud. They're doing that to the birds so they don't nest up there yeah

just ruining everyone else's lives Mike doesn't like when we take our time no I think the main problem is I can't see Joe B because he won't turn his camera on not that I won't turn my camera on if I turn my camera on the podcast stops

you know what I tell my family when I come up here to get on the podcast I say everyone I'm going to work. I say no one watch Netflix. No one stream anything. No one use an ounce of the Wi-Fi. It's all dedicated to this. If you even

fucking, yeah, if you load a fucking email, if you're, if I hear you're turning your notifications off. You better not even send a friggin text message. I know it doesn't use Wi-Fi. I still don't want you doing it. I'm currently looking at my phone for

data stuff. Can I show you guys something kind of unrelated? I don't think so, Dave. Well, it's tape-related. Oh, it's tape-related. Oh, go for it, then. This is the place for it, man. This is the place. This is where we're at. This, it's tape related. Oh, it's tape related. Oh, go for it then. This is the place for it, man. This is the place.

This is where we're at. This is where we're at. There's this, I'll probably play this next step. I won't play this. This is a little preview. Oh, a preview. Well, well, well. First, Joe B. plays a lord.

And now Dave is giving us a little bit of a preview. Yeah. This is very exciting. This label, Hotham Sound. Okay. British Columbia label. They put out this Mount Maxwell tape. That's okay! On the inside of the J card, on the little strip,

is the label bio. Jesus Christ, it's so tiny. I can't read that, Dave. I can read it from arm's length. You can read that? On the picture, it's so tiny. I can't read that, Dave. I can read it from arm's length. You can read that? It's tinier. On the picture, it looks a lot... How many words are on that flap?

It's probably about... Probably about 120. 120 words or so. The text is justified, though, so it makes it look bigger. Oh, nice. But you know what i like you know what i noticed about this it almost looks like a little stovetop it does look like little pictures i was

gonna say boobs but okay but somebody should make that put like four little burners with some like students on there or something and have like a display up here with the clock and the bake oh that would be really good oh yeah like a little stove that's got someone who does where you could do it like you could even do it like this and make a whole oven like fold it down that way you have the oven door there so you fold the j card i think we should do a tabs out thanksgiving if we do a Tabs Out Thanksgiving tape next year, give us plenty of time to do it. And then in the oven, we'll have like the, you know,

you'll have like, you can put like a little pan in there with like all the people on the comp. And then on the stove, you could have like, I don't know. You can go nuts with it. You can go nuts. There's a lot of possibilities. And then the flap goes up. You have the little clock there. You know go nuts. There's a lot of possibilities. And then the flap goes up. You have the little clock there.

You know the clock's going to say 420. Or it's baking at 420. Or both of those things. Both of those. Oh, my God. The possibilities are endless. That's a little on the nose, Mike. Well, my humor is actually for the people.

It's for the masses. I want everyone to get it. I don't do niche humor. All right. I'm talking to the masses. I want everyone to get it. I don't do niche humor. All right? I'm talking to the masses. Can I play a tape now? Can I go? Yeah, you should definitely play a tape.

I've been dying to get to this. So you know sometimes there's like a label or a person they're putting out stuff all the time. Then all of a sudden it's like they go away and you're like, where'd they go? What happened? Then all of a sudden, it's like they go away, and you're like, where'd they go? What happened? Then all of a sudden, sometimes they come back.

I saw that movie. I saw that movie, yeah. Stephen Kang. Yeah, this is just like that. This is just as scary. Too scary. So Pizza Night tapes, Sam Goldberg, right, comes out with a tape. I believe the first tape on Pizza Night in, Sam Goldberg, right? Comes out with a tape.

I believe the first tape on Pizza Night in like, I don't know, 10 years or something like that? Has it been that long? I think it's been that long. I don't know. I could be wrong, but I think so. I think so. Come on. I do think so.

Someone go to Discogs and double check me. Don't do this to me. Jamie, Jamie, get on that. No, this isn't live. Someone has to check. Listen, you gotta trust me. I checked. This isn't live? This whole time you thought this was live?

With us dealing with your video cutting out over and over again? They put out stuff in like 2016, I think. Come on. Don't do this to come on don't do this to me don't do this to me are you really checking yeah

Dave just saying you're right Mike 2010 that was the last thing um 2011 2011 was the last one ok so about 10 years either way the point I'm trying to make is he's back with this tape at least

which is a shorty it's like a C12 it's a little guy but it's got the it's got the pizza night look don't commit too hard you know you're thinking about coming back just put out a little one just poke it out a little bit

well it was recorded in 2016 so it's been sitting on the shelf and i think i think he thought that he maybe he thought you know what i'm going to add some of those 12 minutes i'm going to come up with another song i got an idea for another song i'm going to do that one one more one more it's that national tape shortage and it just the tape was supposed to be a c40, but all they could give them was 12 minutes of length. We got 12 minutes for you. It's one of those glitter tapes, too, so they were probably like,

listen, we can only give you 12 minutes, but we're going to throw a bunch of glitter inside. That's the best deal. That's the best deal you're going to get. The remains of a bunch of other tapes. There's like a huge glitter surplus right now. Really? Yeah yeah it's a good time to buy

really yeah huh dave no insider trading on the pocket coin shortage glitter surplus surplus there's almost too much glitter no parties or anything yeah it's just stockpiling they're still making it no parties guys gotta make a living sometimes. No parties. I don't know if I mentioned for those who aren't aware, Sam Goldberg is a Cleveland guy. He's a Cleveland guy. Like a dad.

I don't know. I bet he does. I think he's a teacher. I think we've talked about that before. Does he dress like a dad yeah like khaki shorts and like a tucked in collar t-shirt like he's on a fishing trip

like Tay Champ no not a fishing trip would be like waiters no just like out and about like just like I think you're going clamming like he works as like he works at a country club yeah yeah not clamming have you ever been clamming mike no i've never

been that's a very messy yeah you dress you don't dress in khaki shorts for clamming you're raking the bottom of the ocean hold on yeah you're getting messy. Oh, hold on, guys. So you've been clamming? I've been clamming once. Joe, you haven't clammed before? Once, and we put chicken wings, and we hung them off the dock, and then eventually we pulled them up, and there were crabs on them, and then we ate them. That's crabbing.

We got to call the aquarium a sign. Clamming? Clamming. It's a different fish. It's a totally different fish. Wait, clams a different fish. It's a totally different fish. Wait, clams are not fish. It's a totally different fish. Clams aren't fish.

Now, reverse it. Now, Mike's stupid. And neither are crabs. No, crabs and clams. No, Mike. No, Dave, you can't go back to me. You can't go back to me. Crabs and clams are totally different fish.

They are. It's a fucking... I was at the ocean. It might have been the bay but regardless there was water it was very wet it might have been a pool you're really

stepping on I was trying to be to a thing with the Sam Goldberg tape Sam Goldberg's back the Cleveland guy we all knew Sam Goldberg never mind never mind I messed your thing up no no it's fine um it's got the collage cover just like the classic it brings you right back 2010 and 2006 wow i don't think i have anything on pizza night i have a pizza wagon tape yeah what's the difference

between pizza wagon pizza night i think the pizza wagon was like the tour interesting story the pizza wagon pizza night debate goes back to uh the mid-2000s when uh no pizza wagon is um because there's wagon tapes and there's pizza and then what they did there is they did a release together and they smushed them up, and they got that. Pizza wagon. Pizza wagon. Now, Pizza Night, if this is a true Pizza Night tape, it will be blank. It's like if you and Dave did a collab, and it was called 905 Tapes. Try harder.

You got to try harder than that, Joe. You just said the name of my label. You got to try harder than that. Oh, oh, oh. Do one more. Do one more. Try one more. So like Dave's label's called 2AM.

Sure, you got this. Go for it. And the end of your label's taped, so it's like 2AM tapes. No, you did the exact same thing. Because it's like you have a tape label and Dave has a tape label. Oh, God damn.

He's drunk off his ass. It's okay, because people like... He's going to come back horny as hell after these tapes, and people are going to love it. That's not right. All right, let's go. 9 a.m. tapes. Joe, I just want to say I'm proud of you, okay?

We love you more than ever. 9 a.m. tapes. Joe, I just want to say I'm proud of you. Okay? We love you more than ever. 9 a.m. tapes. I've talked to doctors. I've had them look at 100. I think I got it. That's what it would be. 2 a.m. tapes. He's still trying. Thank you. Keep moving. Thank you. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. © B Emily Beynon Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon Thank you. © transcript Emily Beynon I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The

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then we went to that quest master went on a little bit of an adventure. The tape on the 12 castles on Out of Season. And then Sam Goldberg. You guys, Sam Goldberg on Pizza Night. Ode to the Diamond Shiners is the name of that one. On Pizza Night. I'd be nice to see if maybe this is just a one-off or if there will be more Pizza Night tapes. What do you think, Dave? Dave, do you have any insider info on this?

Yes. We're all listening. I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Come on. Come on, Dave. I don't know. I cannot tell you. It's confidential. I think everybody's just regressing a little bit.

Not that this is like, uh, you know, a reversal in growth. I think people are just kind of like, you know, doing some things they used to do. You want a cake to flush? Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I'm constantly doing things I used to do.

Alright, Joby, you want to start this block? Alright, I'm going to do... Let's get horny. Want to play something? Did you say I knew he was ready for it? Let's get comfortable. Hold on.

All right, what do you got? Pagan Hellfire. What is it? Pagan Hellfire. Oh, I used to ride with the Pagan Hellfire boys. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, right.

You weren't patched in. I was patched in. I killed three men. You didn't know I killed three men when I was in the Pagan Hellfire? At the resting depths eternal. You're playing some scary. What is with you tonight? Well, this is like after Halloween.

You know when you get a lot of candy after halloween i do yeah yeah this is all my post halloween candy you know what this i like this actually better a lot of people play scary stuff around halloween halloween but i like that we're going to get it out after halloween so it's not as because i'm scared enough on halloween of all the regular stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's already ghouls. There's already ghouls, and now you're playing Pagan Hellfire. Pagan Hellfire on Tour de Garde.

I think I'm reading that right, but it's all in Old English. Of course it is. I'm not really sure. Canada. Montreal. Okay. Pure underground plague. Pure underground plague pure underground plague like oh my goodness gracious this is like uh an underground band huh underground an underground band underground

ben who is it with the teenage mutant ninja turtles into the bear pits afar into the bear pits afar i just saw steve roach post a picture of Stinky Lizaveta recording in Philly. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, they're still a band. They're like 60 now. Yeah. Kevin, who I work with, is friends with Homeboy.

I can't remember his name now. Yeah. They're still a band. That's crazy. I don't know why I brought that up. You, you, you, God damn it. Why can't, I'll remember it in the middle of the podcast or tomorrow.

What are you trying to say? The guitar player from Stinkin' Loza Veta. Oh, okay. His name. So I'm seeing here with this pagan. It's not Yuli. But it's close. I'm seeing here with this pagan... It's not Yulee. But it's close. I'm seeing here with this pagan hellfire.

Have they been a band for like 20-some years? I think so. And this is like their sixth... Since like the 90s. Yeah, this was recorded in 2015. Well, all... Oh, we're not talking about St. Elizabeth. Oh, not to the St. Elizabeth.

But that's also Cincinnati's. It's Yanni Papadopoulos, not to this. But that's also Cincinnati's. It's Yanni Papadopoulos, by the way. Yanni. Yanni. I knew it. I have the same conversations. Peg and Hellfire. Where did this tape come from? Out of Season.

Oh, this is another Out of Season tape? No, it's from the Distro Tapes. Oh, though they're selling the other labels they're selling them as well yes and you pick this up how much stuff did you pick up you got it you got a lot i've done multiple orders that's what i was saying oh yeah i'm excited for this no you take black metal take me on joey you take me on so many twists and turns are you checking before if any of this is racist, by the way, just in case? No, I'm definitely not checking.

Okay. I'm hoping it's not, but you never know. You're saying you're hoping it's not? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay, good. I hate when that fucking happens, man.

I hate it. It's pretty much mostly, mostly. I mean, there is in no way pagan hellfire has any sort of negative connotations. It's more scary than anything else. It's more scary than anything. I mean, I'm pissing my pants. You have to stick to the stuff that's not purely black metal, I think. That's the stuff I like most anyway.

Shit like liturgy and orancy bazoozoo. Orancy bazoozoo. Liturgy is just some skinny pants. Yeah, they're just some skinny pants philosophy majors I just know that they're good I just play it safe I don't listen to anything I don't listen to anything because

then anybody calls something out I'm like well I never listen that finally know what it is I don't know anything I played super safe throne room they're pretty they're fucking commies Dave I don't know I mean I don't know anymore I played super safe they're pretty I don't know I'm just joking I'm really joking I have no idea

I don't follow this at all I like 12 diadems of the star is that what it's called see that might be right you've always had loser morals do I have looser morals? Don't change who you are. There's nothing wrong with you.

Tay's got loose morsels. You've got loose morals. I'm a perfect little boy. You're the perfect boy. I'm the gold standard. He's Pizza Boy USA. Taking help out. I'm going to play two tapes.

Two? I get to play more than you guys sometimes, and this is one of those times. This is when you're playing that card. This is another one. I got another situation. I got another one of those situations where sometimes they come back.

Sometimes they come back again. Oh, I read that too. I read that one, yeah. Stephen Kang Jr. So this is, we all remember Charles Barabay, who ran Lock and Loot Tapes. The label's been gone. The label's been gone for a while.

This is his son? This is his kid. His kid is a virtuoso. And I don't know where. This is Charles Barabay Jr. And the kid is, I think, four years old. And Dave, I see you put up the clapping emoji and the thumbs up. Good job, kid.

No, Charles Barabay has been putting some stuff out. Not as much. Not as much as I'd like. I'd like a little bit more. But he's been putting some stuff out. Not as much. Not as much as I'd like. I'd like a little bit more. But he's been putting some stuff out. He put out something on Never Anything about a year ago, I believe. A double tape. And this, I suppose, is a follow-up to that tape. Also on Never Anything. Called The Cycle of Instability. It's called. But he did it in French or something like that.

It's a whole. He mixed all the letters up, but I have ways of figuring out how to uncode some of these languages on Google. Is there cigarette smoke coming off of some of those letters? There's an E with cigarette smoke coming off, and it's like some of the letters, they're the same letters, but they look at you like you're lesser than them. Anybody know who you are so this is never anything number 67 a label that is whose releases i think we can all tell at this point are getting very close to a very funny number i won't say it now because i don't want dave to just bust yet i want hold it hold it hold it in, Dave.

Come on. Mike usually gives me all the Never Anything stuff, except for that one. Do I? Except for that one. I have quite a collection of Never Anything tapes. They must send a boatload. I think they're just, yeah.

It's always good. They back the truck up sometimes outside, like, what, in the school parking lot, and they have to go through your neighbor's shop? It's always good. They back the truck up sometimes outside. What, in the school parking lot and they have to go through your neighbor's yard? Yeah, they go through my neighbor's yard and they dump up all the Never Anything tapes. Never Anything, Astral Spirits, some of these labels, they do it in bulk.

They just airdrop it in. Speaking of airdropping, I'm pretty sure I saw some UFOs last night. Really? Dave did call me up last night because he thought he saw UFOs. Well, I definitely have no idea what it was. Did it move erratically? No, it was like a whole cluster that weren't like flying and-

That was a rocket launcher. No, no, no. Joe, these were- I was playing with my rocket launcher again. I, no. Joe, these were... I was playing with my rocket launcher again. I fooled Dave. I pranked Dave. Very, very, very dim, like golden embery kind of color, like drifting across the sky

in an irregular pattern with like 50 of them. Dave, you didn't see a goddamn UFO. Go to bed. I don't know what it was. It was a breakup of a comet or an asteroid. No, Joe, it went from like tree line to tree line. Did it move? Like from one side of my street. Regularly, like stop and start.

No. They coasted across the sky. Did the end plug into somebody's wall? I don't know, Dave. I've never seen anything like that. I was telling Mike the only thing I could think of might be is, you know, there's, like, drones that do the displays. Like, they'll do, like, a coordinated display. Well, they can do...

They can do shapes now. Yeah, yeah. They can do they can do shapes yeah yeah they can do like people who claim they've seen when ordinary things when joe biden did his thing at in wilmington they like spelled joe biden yeah like biden harris and like the united states or whatever so that's the only thing i could think is like all i that's what i told you what i saw. Golden embers. It looked like dim. If they can do shapes now, why would they do anything less? Well, I was just thinking maybe they were just transporting them somewhere.

And they just flew them. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so confused by the whole experience. No one else has been talking about this, Dave. No one else saw them but you. I know! Come on, man. I've talked to doctors. Are you telling me

I didn't see what I saw? Wanna play something? My eyes are going crazy. No, Dave, I believe you, man. You saw something. Yeah, I believe you, man. I saw something. We all believe you. No, we all believe you. I'm not saying it was aliens. I just don't know what the fuck it was I've never seen anything like that before

no me and Joe haven't seen anything like that before either we're just like you all three of us are the same we're totally regular totally normal we're all having a good time Mike if you were there too you would have called me ten times by now

if I saw it I would have had a spreadsheet ready to go to present to you but Mike doesn't believe in aliens he believes in the matrix I'm not an alien man I'm a matrix man I'm a simulation guy Dave you know that I'm predator

I'm predator you're predator I'm simulation Joby what are you again just Roman Catholic I'm not sure just yeah. I'm Simulation. Joby, what are you again? Just Roman Catholic? I'm not sure. Just, yeah. No, I'm Irish Catholic, buddy. Wow!

Dave, have I ever told you my problem with Predator? No. Is that there has to... So Predator, we all know Predator. They're an advanced species, space traveling. So there has to be... Because you can't throw a brick. It's too heavy So there has to be There has to be nerds And that's why That's why it totally takes me out of it

Because there's no way there's a predator nerd Who's working on like the tech stuff Why can't just like Why does it have to be a nerd that does the tech stuff Cause nerds do tech stuff, Mike. Yeah, that's a good point. Like at the Predator planet, there's a company like DuPont where they're all in suits.

And they don't do the fighting, hunting stuff. You don't think you're out of it, huh? I'm more into it now. No, that takes me out of it. Takes me out of it. I'm more into it. That there's that takes me out of it. Takes me out of it. I'm more into it. There's one guy on the ship that's like, actually, we can't land here

because the thermoradiation and all the other guys just open their mouths real wide. So that's why it takes me out of Predator. You don't think they enslave another race and have them make the technology for them.

So they're, they're smart enough to conquer another race. Yeah. But they're not smart enough to, and they're smart enough to operate the technology. Yeah. They get it taught to, but they're not smart enough to understand it,

to teach a predator. It's called. To teach a predator. You've never seen that show? You've never seen that show? I think I've seen it. Dave was on that show one time to teach a predator. When humans are teaching predators how to do technology? Or is that something different?

Well, it's mostly got to do with younger kids. But yeah, they say they're going to get around to that. I think I've seen that. They say they're going to do with younger kids but yeah they did they get they say they're gonna get around to that they say they're gonna do that yeah yeah would you stop it would you stop it and let me play my other tape you have another one i said another one i thought you already did two no i just have so much to say that you thought i did too but i'm actually i've only done the one the draw is better but come on the draw is better Well, I'm getting to the other one right now. Heaven World is the other one. The project's called Heaven World.

The tape is called Born to Heaven, Forced to World. It sounds like a cult book. This is very cultish looking. You know, it's weird that you say that because I have the word real cult shit, so be careful for the label. The label Crippled Sound is from Denver, and my note says real cult shit, so be careful. So that's very interesting. We were on the same kind of wavelength there.

See, that's what I'm getting at with the Matrix stuff, with the simulation stuff. I think it's aliens. You think it's aliens? I'm pretty sure those are UFOs. And Joe, what? The Irish kind of- They definitely were UFOs. Dave didn't identify them.

He couldn't identify them. They were flying. And they were objects. 100% they were UFOs. Were they aliens? No. Probably not. Joby, maybe you can shine some light on this for me.

I definitely can because I'm well-cultured and versed. This has to do with tattoos. Are the young people, they get a lot of just really small tattoos all over them? That's what they do now. Does that have a name, that process? You know, I'm not sure. No, I don't know of a name of the genre yet. It's like a genre that's like, yeah.

But it's definitely a thing where people get little stuff. Yeah, I don't know of a name of the genre yet. It's like a genre to like, yeah. But it's definitely a thing where people get little stuff. Yeah, I know. Yeah, they'll get something small. What will they get, though? I don't know. Like SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Tiny SpongeBob.

Yeah, and he's doing a dab. SpongeBob doing a dab, but it's tiny. It's like the size of a postage stamp. It's super tiny. It's on the wrist. It's not in the middle. It's off a dab, but it's tiny. It's like the size of a postage stamp. It's super tiny. It's on the wrist. It's not in the middle. It's off-centered, and it's upside down. It's upside down because it's just for them.

The presentation, wait a minute. It's upside down because it's just for them. Yeah. Huh. I love the presentation of this tape, this Heaven World tape. It reminds me of that. It's got little things all over it like a little logo here and a little you know picture of like two people standing next to each

other and a little line drawing here a little squiggly b for the side b on there is that a mountain range it's got a mountain range under under-crippled sound. It also comes with this very nice little booklet. And I enjoy this tiny, what is it? Like three by one and a half booklet. It's got these little pages in it. It's very nice, but it reminds me of, what is it? A millennial is doing the tattoos with a very small SpongeBob. It reminds me of that.

But new agey culty. More new agey culty. There's a cult element to it. Yeah, there's a cult element to it. And there's like an ASMR element to it. So maybe also, you boys will like this. We'll ease into it. Do you have any material I could read about it?

You want to look through this little book that comes with it while you listen? Yeah, mail that to me. I'll mail it to you so you can get the full experience. So I'm going to play those two. Right in the middle of a Joby Dave sandwich that I'm in. I'll play this Max Zuckerman tape.

Max Zuckerman. Joby sounds like a fan. It's fire. fire it's so good you know this one yeah dave dave gave me a little sneak peek oh shit why why are you getting sneak peeks i sent it to you too mike but you said it's it looks like sex music so you probably know it definitely is sex music no no no right away his the way, his boner went inside. What time is it? I'm just getting a little flush over here. I know this one.

This is sexy. Dave, this tape, it's only 9 o'clock. That's fine. That's fine. This is baby making music right here, isn't it? Yeah. This is, the tape's called The Corner Office. It's on Galta Tapes, Brooklyn label.

I don't know anything about this, dude. I couldn't find any other releases online but it is fucking good as shit it's like um it kind of has like some hisono vibes he's got to be down with that other dude what's that dude's name david lackner david lackner he's gotta be down with david lack brother i'm gonna i'm gonna break it to you clean joe b i'm gonna who does galta tapes david lackner why are you gonna scream at me i was just He's got to be down with David Lackner. Brother, I'm going to break it to you clean, Joe B. Who does golf to tapes? David Lackner?

Why are you going to scream at me? I was just about to break a clean off for you. I was going to say that. I'm not screaming. I'm just like. You really stepped on my eye. I was going to really have a. David Lackner actually plays on this tape.

And we're back. Yeah, I saw that, actually. How is he credited? He's credited as something funny. David Fingers Lackman. Oh, shit. Plays the horns in EWI. What a weird scene.

It is bizarre. The cover's like some American Psycho looking shit. Oh, it's definitely American Psycho. I played it for Stacey. Stacey loves it. Yeah, the lyrics Stacey. The lyrics are so good. Stacey loves it. Yeah. The lyrics.

Yeah. The lyrics are so good. Just the most perfect. Give us a taste. Give us a taste. The song that I'm about to play starts with, I've been to Asia. I like the cuisine.

Okay. That's fancy. But like. And then it's like something, something. What a cool scene yeah uh i like the cuisine uh yeah i can't remember the rest of the words now and it's such a cool scene it's just like this it's got like this vibe of just like this asshole that wants to be cultured

but he just he's just like this rich asshole has has this corner office. He's like, oh, yeah, man, I've been to Asia. I like the food, man. It's like you've been to fucking Asia? Asia? Dave. You have any cuisine? Dave, Dave, it's a cool scene. It's a cool scene.

It's a cool scene, man. But the whole tape's got that vibe, just like really dark, depressing. See, you only think it's dark and depressing because you don't have the drive to become this guy. You don't have that alpha mentality. I find him as an alpha. Yeah, me and Joe B. are kind of like, you know, it's like we got that Joe Rogan energy

and we can spot an alpha. Yeah, I'm ready to be this guy. Meanwhile, you're soying out over here, talking about how you're like, he seems like a jerk who has a lot of money and I'm like, what? He has a lot of money and he has a corner office and you're like, he seems like a

jerk and it's like, he's got a corner office. He's got a lot of money. He's cool as shit. I bet his car is sick. No, I don't know what you're talking about, Dave. I'm kind of hung up on... I can't get over that they call David Lackner Fingers, but he's playing horns.

Shouldn't they call him Lips or Gums or Lungs? You still use your fingers. Fingers is more of... Call him Lips or Gums. Fingers is more of like... It's 2020, you can't say that. I think Fingers is more of like... It's 2020. You can't say that. I think fingers is more for a guitar or a piano. Why would gums ever be relevant?

Why would that ever be relevant? Because you play the horn with your home health. I don't think you play it with your gums, though. Some horns you play with your gums. Dave, you don't know about jazz. You don't know anything about jazz. Don't get me started on that. I'm trained classically.

Well, let's find out what's going on here. I can't wait to hear it. Max Zuckerman, The Corner Office. Some sexy music. Sexy. What time is it? It's nine, right? It's nine enough.

Yeah, it's close enough. All right, good, good, good. All right. Good, good, good. All right. The great wonders of mortality and nature I must The only thing that can stop I'm a mess, yeah The mess you are The mess we

The mess you are The mess you are living in The mess you are The passing words of the feeling that you hide The voices of the dead never change The dreams that are shattered The scaring, scaring voices I'm carrying my strength The power of the greatest I know it's in me The power of the greatest

I'm carrying What is love? What is love? What is love? It's not It's not It's not It's not It's not

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Waking to the end of night The fighting of the spirit, a dream of the past The letter of the promise, the one to trust The one, it's only me We struggle in the world against the will We are the ones who can't wait I am the fortress of our species Take us with your will, divine Dead ones You are my spirit dead Eternal Yeah!

Yeah! I'm not going to let you go. Thank you. We'll be right back. We're trapped The body Can't stop The dark The wind Burning me I wait For me to be One night Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, Thank you. I've been to Asia, I like the cuisine Talk about a good time, talk about a scene Don't have to think too much, take it all in stride

Teach a little English, your socket's just like mine Back in the States, the girls were so cold Dreaming about the prom queen, man, that got a little old But here they smile at me, I feel no social pressures Bein' so much taller, I guess the girls just like me better Hey now, you're the one,'re looking over every single day I'm trying how to put once love in Talking about that's more than heaven's skin Love you or you don't listen I'm in a Almond eyes, all dressed up in pink

I love the way you blush when we have a drink I wish I understood this look that's in your eye Don't even seem to mind too much as I lightly touch your body Oh yeah Please give birth to my child I will love you forever, my dear Please give birth to my child Oh, George, you can see my dreams and my dreams Oh, George

Oh, George Oh, George Love, Joachim And I'm obsessed, can't wait another day I thought that you loved me in your simple way But now you're leaving me and darling please don't go I don't understand your language mostly when you say no Thank you. Oh Jo-chan Watashi no kodomo Undekuru sasumattemo Aisuru yo Oh Jo-chan guitar solo Thank you. I want to check out more of this shit on this label, Galta Tapes.

Yeah, me too. Because everything I listened to was like, whoa, this is crazy. And I went to artists like this and like one of the first things that pops up was david lackner and i was like duh yeah of course like this dude definitely hangs in this dude's circle is this him i don't know what you call this song the guy on the cover is that from a movie or is that real is that max zuckerman i I have no clue. Pagan Hellfire. At the Resting Depths Eternal on Tour de Garde. Charles Barabay. What was that tape called?

The Cycle of Instability on Never Anything. Hot new batch on Never Anything, by the way. Some Peter Criss in there, a double tape from him. I accidentally rejoined with video, so we'll see how it goes. Okay. A Hot New Bachelor, Never Anything, though. They should take all the little shapes on all their covers. All the tiny little shapes. They should 3D print all those out and sound to me. Let me play with them. Let me see what I can come up with. And then Heaven World, with all the little tattoos, is kind of giving me that vibe.

An excellent name, by the vibe. Born to Heaven. An excellent name, by the way. Born to Heaven, Forced to World on Crippled Sound. And then getting a little nasty with Dave's pick in the corner office. Max Zuckerman on Galta. Davey boy. Yes. Who's starting this one? Dave's not here.

Uh, I mean, I can if you want me to. Dave, man, open up. What do you got left? You got one more?

I got one less. And you got two, Joe? I got two. So we'll do one with all of us and then one with just me and Joe. Or Dave, you want to sit this round out?

Uh, yeah, I can do that. Why don't you sit this round out? Yeah, I can do that. Why don't you sit this round out and let me and Joe go? Go. You ready to do that, Joe Bay? Yeah. I got a question.

Answer me this question. Go. Do you guys like hush noise? I only like 3-inch CD-R. Do you guys like hush noise? Podcasts. Do you guys like Hosh Noy? Podcasts. Do you like Hosh Noy? I got some Hosh Noy.

Do you think in like, all right, what year is it? It's 2020. It is. Almost 2021. Almost. We're getting there. So what about in 2030? Yeah.

Is there going to be an all-CD podcast? Yeah. There's no podcast in 10 years. Because the kids now, they're all doing the tick-tockac, tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-tac. I don't know what tic-tac is, but I feel like it's like that. You just go tic-tac, tic-tac. No, there won't be podcasts.

I think they'll be around for a while. You think people... Yeah, I guess so, because you passively listen to them. All right, can I get back to my thing? About harsh noise? Do you like harsh noise? Sound like a bear can getting flat.

Do you like harsh noise? Sure. Well, I'm going through... Joby, you with us? I'm here. Okay. So I'm going through the tapes. I'm going through that label Oxen.

Oxen puts out, it's all, you know, they're doing all the harsh noise, real harsh cut up, fuck you noise, real harsh fuck ups, fucked up shit, a lot of fuck you noise, a lot of like... Filthy turd. Filthy turd, black, white artwork, photocopy, look real grainy,

look super bad but scary. There's a spider on the copy machine when they make all the copies so everything's extra scary it's that kind of label and i grabbed the stray dogs volume 2 comp with uh you know speaking of like what was the name you just said filthy turd filthy turd how about this let's play a let's play a game let's play a game. I'll say a name and you tell me if it's somebody on this comp or if I'm making it up. Who's going first?

What kind of game is it? Who guesses it first? One at a time. This one's to Joe B. Leather Sock. Leather sock. Joe B. I think Joe froze.

I don't think he's thinking. I think he froze. I think he's thinking about it. Locked up, baby. Oh, there it is. I think he's thinking about it. You don't get this long, man. You gotta guess.

All right, I'm gonna steal. Okay, we're going for the steal. What do you got, Dave this long man you gotta guess all right i'm gonna get i'm gonna steal okay we're going for the steal what do you got dave what do you got uh it's on the comp sorry i made that one up that's good all right here's the next one here's the next one brown piss that's on there You got it Joe B Turn your video off and take this next one You ready? Mass marriage Mass marriage

I'm guessing whether it's If it's on the comp or I just made that up On the comp You got it Mass marriage is on the comp Dave for the steal Skin blender Wait I got it. The mess mark is on the come. Dave, for the steal. Skin blender.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got it. Yeah, you got it. So now Dave's going to do it. So how is he going to steal? I was just using game show terms. Steal as if I lost and he can steal the point. Yeah, we're not on an actual show, man.

Why wouldn't we win something? Yeah, but we're just fucking around, man. We're just fucking around. Oh, I thought there was something. I thought there were stakes. Cool out, man. It's cool. Come on, cool out, man. I want a new Toyota Corolla. I already told you.

You're not getting the Corolla. You can have my Corolla if you want. If you win this, you get Dave's. Here we go. You get Dave's Corolla. Whoever wins gets Dave's Corolla. Go. Dave, Corolla. Whoever wins gets Dave's Corolla. Okay. Whoever wins. All right. Go, go, go.

Dave. Yeah. Your name. Uh-huh. Facial mess. Ooh. Did you say facial mess? Facial mess.

That's on there. Got it. Joe B. Damn it. I stole it. Joe B. I stole it. You suck, Joe. Fuck. Joe B. Fuck it. I stole it. Joe B. You suck, Joe. Fuck.

Joe B. Fuck. I got yours. Ready? You fuck. Dilated rexum. See, I think you're trying to throw me for a curveball. Dilated rexum.

And I think that's not on the comp. You got it. It's not on the comp. Dave. Because that was not on the comp. You got it. It's not on the comp. Dave. Because that was too nasty. Dave. For the win. For the win.

Scalp Elevator. That's not on there. Scalp Elevator is the first song on side B of the tape. Joe B. It's a song? Songs don't count. No, no, no. They're first projects.

Hey, listen to me. Hey, shut up. Hey, I try to shake Dave's hand with dignity. And I wave at the crowd. Hold on, we have one more. Oh. Oil rubbed bondage.

Ooh, oil rubbed bondage. It's on the comp. No, I just made that one up. That's fine. I made that up with my sick, twisted mind. I made that up. All right. By the way, if you guys are ever into anything like that,

no big deal. You know, you come over. I'm not shaming. If you don't want to come over, it's no big deal. You know, like, whatever you want to do. Why do we have to go through this exercise every time? This is Oxen number 19. It's got some of the names of the people i just said

it's got sissy spacek black sand desert dromaz it's got a lot on here i'm gonna play leopie leopie's got a track on here leopie leopie there's harsh noise on here maybe i'm gonna play i i gotta say maybe i'm gonna play i think I'm playing Leopie's track. It's I think, you know, he got all this harsh noise on here. What do you think? I'm like figuring out who's who. Exactly. The one that's like, is it the one that's like. Yeah, I did my best to get around the second to the last track on side A.

I think also the tracks overlap sometimes. They're doing harsh noise tricks. And Dave's falling all the way off the screen. Dave has turned into a Weekend at Bernie's character. Dave, I have a thin leather number that you'd look fantastic in. You guys want to start a project called Leather Sock? Thin Leather Sock. Thin Leather Sock?

Yeah. Dave, I think, is dead. All right, alright well I'm going to play the Leopi track off of the Varys Artist Stray Dog Volume 2 cassette from like 2016 on Oxen Dave please come back I love you please come back

goodbye oh Dave don't play with me Alright whose turn is it I'm slouched so far back I can only see the tippy top of your hat I think that's the block Is that it

No that's the first one out of this new block No I thought it was just me and you Oh no What are you playing Huh You didn't pick one Oh I'm picking right now Oh, no. What are you playing? What are you playing? Huh? You didn't pick one. Oh, I'm picking right now.

Yeah. I'm playing Cernunnos Woods. Cernunnos, what is this? So, C-E-R-N. Okay, keep going. U-U-N-N-O-S. Okay, Woods. Woods. Sounds like a nice neighborhood.

All right. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's off Route 72. Well, who is this now? I don't know. Is this more scary stuff? Oh, yeah, big time. What's going on with you?

Are you trying to tell us something? This tape's called Forest Anthology. Oh, my God. This also sounds like some sort of adventure or a quest. I think this is a couple releases. You think this is like a collection? I think so. A lot of the stuff you're playing tonight makes me think that people are wearing cloaks,

that people are, like, as they walk along the path, they have daggers. Yeah, so this is on... They spot a dagger along the path. They have daggers. They spot a dagger on the path. This is on a new label that I recently found called Dark Age Productions. Oh yeah, that's a good label. They have been doing stuff since the first three tracks on this

tape are from 94. 1994? On this label. Okay, so this is a... So what are you saying? This is a reissue of something the label put out in 94? It's not just this label, but it's like tracks 1 through 3 are from 94. Tracks 4 through 6 are from 95 on this label.

7 through 9, 95 on this label. 94 and 94 are from a comp on a different label. Keep going. I'm inputting all this into Excel. And then track 12 is from another comp on a different label. Okay. And what is this stuff now? It's a compilation of a couple releases on Dark Age

and then a couple comp tracks. But what kind of music are we talking about? Oh, Dungeons & Sons. More of the Dungeons & Sons. More scary stuff. Is this another thing you got from Out of Season? I got it distributed from Out of Season, but it's on Dark Age Productions.

Okay. Yeah. You're going a whole new route here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time. You are being the weather. It's only fall, too. Yeah, wait till winter, baby. Oh, my God.

I'm already a little too scared for what you might do. I've got some pre-orders for winter. Oh, my God. I don't even want to ask. I'm not even going to be able to get to sleep tonight thinking about this. Too spooky. All right, well, let's play these two. So this has a very scary cover of a person in the woods.

Maybe they have a cloak on or something, and they're scary. I just said the cloak. I said the cloak. Did you hear me? You did? I said you're playing a lot of stuff. I feel like the people are wearing cloaks. Oh, yeah, this person has a cloak on in silhouette.

This tape, I feel like, people are wearing cloaks. Oh yeah, this person has a cloak on in silhouette. This tape I feel like is a bad guy. Whereas Questmaster, Questmaster is on the quest. Questmaster that you played earlier, the castle one. The castle one, they're a good guy. They're on the quest. They're on the quest trying to like- You're walking along the path. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is like a road encounter. Yeah, this is like, yeah, Questmaster is in the Saronius Woods and then comes upon this person. They have to fight. I'm just realizing now also, the word anthology in the title should have been a dead giveaway.

Well, you know, me and Dave went to... Yeah, yeah, I don't want to get into it. You went to night school. Okay. I don't want to get into it. Yeah. If I need you to build me a Spice Rock, I'll give you a call, buddy.

You know what? I just realized now I have a very scary one. Well, Harsh Noise is scary. Harsh Noise is scary. Already scary. So already scary. Because I have another one that's coming up that's extremely scary.

I'm going to end with my scariest one. I think I'll log off before then. That's fine. You should. Yeah, I don't want any part of that. What time is it now? We got two minutes. I'm actually going to hide

behind a piece of furniture and just kind of peer over it while I play the next game. All the scary... From now on, Mike. Give me a guide. All the scary stuff is right away. We get all the scary stuff. Okay. And then just the sexy stuff.

The sex stuff. You know what? That's not a bad idea. We just start off like that, we get real scary and it's, we're so scared that we, we don't know if we can hold it any longer. And then all of a sudden we play something on Gulf of Media and we just fully like,

and yeah, yeah, that's at nine o'clock. Thank you. Thank you. The rhyme of the past roars in my ears As I walk alone in the dark. Huntering neptune's ancient tower, the tensions that ring on, deep within forest walls. I'm sorry. The one and only grave of the poetry. No sense forgotten to its siege of Moscow and Semyon. I know what I've been tossed. I need help. No, Brooke.

One last. Be done. Just you. Deep in. I shall defeat. And from the earth, across the mighty stone, I have rose the one of ancient time. And the battle shall rage. Within the forest, I dwell, learning the ancient ways. But the echoing past, in my ears. And it jumps and we're gone. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so

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It's way too late to figure out a mystery. Want to play something? You want to take this home? You want to end? This has been... Now, I have a scary one left. Joe B., I'm assuming you have one more scary one. One more scary, baby.

Man, you're all full on scary tonight. This is a little scary, I guess. Maybe a little scary. So this is... So if you're a little baby and you're going to pee your pants, I would not, I would just turn this off right now.

Yeah. If you're a tiny little scary. It's like Poltergeist 3. Yeah, if you're a tiny little baby. Put your diaper on. Put your diaper on. Go to bed. Yeah, because this is.

This is a little baby. Yeah, you little baby. If you're a little fucking wee baby and you're going to cry about it. What's disgusting for the last four... That's you, because we're playing, because I just played harsh. Oh, my God.

I can't do it. For the last four weeks, I've been back at the other shop, and I walk to the corner store every day, and there's this one place where there's this diaper that just has been there for four weeks on the ground. Oh, God, it's all toilet sounds. That sounds awful, Joe Bay.

You should pick it up and eat it. See what happens. You think I'll get super power? I think you might. I mean, I'm not saying you will get a super power, but I'm not going to tell you you won't get a super power if you pick up that diaper and eat it. I'll eat it.

I'll do it. You want me to fucking do it? No, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. No one need a diaper. All right, Dave, you go and then we'll back it up off the screen. What do you got?

What's your last tape? Betal Tapes is the name of the project, actually. B-E-Y-T-A-L Tapes. I don't know how to say that. I think you're close to it. I'm just going to say Betaltapes. This is kind of a... Project from India.

Beartown put it out. And it's kind of like... I don't want to say a prank. It's not really a prank, but to call your project Betaltapes and have the word tapes in it, you're going to immediately just think that's the name of the label. Yeah, it's very confusing.

Why would you? We're already dumb enough. You're going to confuse us even more, but this is a Niels Latome, I think his name is. Niels Latome? Beartown? No, the person who does Betal Tapes. Betal Tapes? I don't know.

Your guess is as good as mine. I don't see anything on the bandwagon. Who's on first? This isn't actually a guess. I actually looked it up. It's a little bit better than a guess. Okay. It's what in the...

Is Betal Tapes the name of the project? See, I knew this was going to happen. I said it earlier. No, Joe, Baytel Tapes is the name of the label. I mean, it's in the project. No, it's the name of the project. I can't believe anything you said. Can I talk about one little blooper?

You're a flip-flopper. Dave wants to talk about one little blooper. I haven't-flopper Dave was Dave wants to talk about one little blooper I haven't gotten over this last one this is a huge Biff naming it Baytel tapes so it's a really nice it's a really nice J card beautiful old school gas station yeah got really nice graphic design now watch what happens to

this little logo on the spine when you fold it what the fuck man what happened i can't see anything oh well maybe they meant for the black to be at the bottom it's it's off center no it is off centered and it should yeah what is that how off centered i can't really tell it's it's touching the bottom yeah oh you mean top to bottom yeah yeah top to bottom i thought he meant left to right. Well, it could have been left to right. Yeah, you got your, I think that's a national audio company.

Put it on the shelf. What the fuck, man? Yeah, actually that. Maybe they meant to do that, Dave. Yeah, maybe they meant to do that. Is that already, Joe? It's a poor decision. You want me to send it back for you? Yes.

It's a poor decision. Put it in a box and I'll send it back. Every month I send tapes. With all the other stuff? Every month I send tapes back to the labels with all my notes. Everything else is so nice. Look at these lines, the way these lines work. Yeah, they really

shit the bed on that last thing, huh? Makes you think I don't even want to listen to it. I almost don't want to listen to it either but i'll check it out it's from 2019 maybe it is maybe it is intentional i don't know i don't it drives me crazy though every time i look at it i just want to like i want to print out a new one my eyes are going crazy do you want me to make you a new one i'll make you a new one and shift it over yeah This was also, if you want to talk about another Biff,

if you want Mike to put a nice brick Photoshop background on that. Yeah, please, or like a lens flare. I can do a lens flare. Yeah, a couple. He can do up to three. I can do up to three different kinds of lens effects. Joby, you want to go next, or do you want to close it out? I'll go next.

You can close it out. Okay, go ahead. I know that makes you feel good. Yeah, it gives me kind of a power trip. Cosmic, the tape by Violet Cold. Violet Cold on Tridroid. Damn, this is another scary-ass one, man. You were taking the...

Now, is this an adventure one? Is this a scary guy one? What is this? I think it's just a scary one. It's just like classic scary? Yeah. I'm very happy. This worked out very nice that we're doing our Halloween episode

in November. Late November. Takes me a while to get into it. It takes me a while. Yeah. I didn't know this was the Halloween episode. I feel like it naturally became the Halloween episode. I mean, think about everything we played tonight. What hasn't been... What's not Halloween-y? What's not What hasn't been, what's not Halloween-y? What's not scary?

What's not scary or Halloween-y? Mikey said weenie. Yeah, I know. Ah, Mikey's so dumb. No, I'm not dumb. I actually said that on purpose because I thought it'd be funny to say, so I'm not dumb.

I'm actually hilarious. It's true. You're right. No, it's true. The sooner you come to grips with this, the sooner it'll be better for all of us. Trust me. You're just going to have to trust me with this one

you're not allowed to say that word trust me or weenie listen it's all been Halloween stuff we could go through each one and I could make up a reason for it but it's all been Violet Cold say they are an experimental AI

simulated music project, and then they give longitude and latitude coordinates. To what? So you got to do a little digging. In the real actual world? I think Joe's gone. Oh, my God. With the video off, he's gone?

Joby, don't even try to come back it's embarrassing at this point and then i'm gonna play my tape that was also a very scary one and it's actually extra very scary because it has to do with like halloween and scariness and horror movies and it's from clipping called okay well i'm gonna mute your microphone i'm not scared but i'm just gonna mute you while you talk you can mute me and i can i already see that you i can't hear that you did pissy you're bad i see your lips moving but i can't what if i hold up if i just hold up the scary cover it's actually that's your calculator this actually yeah it's possibly a calculator doesn't it those are Those are teeth, though. And, Joby, you're back, by the way. Is that a thing?

Yeah. All right, good for you. For now, for the next two minutes. Well, that's all we need to say that clipping. They put out that this was supposed to be, I believe it was recorded, like it was stuff that was made at the same time as that last tape on Sub Pop.

There existed an addiction to blood. And this is kind of like a followup to it. And it contains, this is a quote, contains 16 more scary story, more scary stories disguised as rap. No, thanks.

Yeah, man. 16. They're scary stories. They're disguising them as rap songs. So we listened to them. Wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, rap songs. Yeah.

You're like rap songs. I listen to a rap song. I love rap songs. And then it's like, very scary and you're being very scared and Dave pissed his pants already. And I can see that he has pissed his pants. I want to hear what else they have to say. Who? I'm going to listen to the whole thing.

You want to listen to the whole tape? Yeah. Well, to make it even scarier, the track that I'm going to play from this tape is called Body for the Pile, which... Hold on. Hold on, there's more.

Which features Sickness, who, again, more harsh noise. We're doing harsh noise again. So you're doing a scary project doing harsh noise. No, well, hold scary project doing harsh noise. No. Well, hold on.

With harsh noise. On Halloween. On Halloween. After Halloween. After dark. At night. During a pandemic. It's during a pandemic.

It is dark. You're doing shock music, Mike. I'm doing shock jock. I'm, this is, I'm. I didn't know you steeped down to that. America's bad boy. he's at it again, playing some of the scariest shit. And if you little piss babies,

if you little piss babies are going to be scared about it, then you can all go to bed. I like piss babies because it's not really offensive. Everybody pisses. I'm going to play the body for the pile. Featuring Sickness, who I did, I will say, I did roast him a little bit

on the internet by photoshopping him into playing a noise show at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Recently. Recently. No, you recently roasted him. Okay, cool. I actually did that. So this is a little little, you know, I can take it and I can give it.

I don't know about that, but okay. All right. Let's all end this so Dave can go to bed. All right, boys. All right, everybody. Bye, bye, bye. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. so so Here. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. Now, it is time to go. I'm going to send them out. I'm going to send them out.

I'm going to send them out. I'm going to send them out. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm not afraid of the dark I'm not sure. I'm not afraid of the dark Thank you. I'm not a fool Thank you. I'm not to go to sleep. And it's Stains in the wainscoting Cr cracks in the baseboard, arachnid in the corner serving up face like whose house you think this is? Prism vision in low light, scan prison tats on the back of the low life lifeless, and a broke nose might just be done dripping. Wet all night, it dries deep red on the off-white carpet, and a soft light arch just above arm height. All white vans placed on the floor

Pack up all mall lights Bite marks on a half sandwich with no crust Mustard and mayonnaise, lettuce and red cold cuts Moonlight streams through window dust It floats up to the ceiling fan That creaks from rust as it labors to go round Trying to catch that feeling And the paint on its base is peeling

And the taste in the air is faint But there just enough that the rats are nearing Cause where there's blood there's feast And famine makes murder a meal And the cheap wall clock will stop in one shot So he knew it was time to kill Bust one shot if your blood's still pumping Bust two shots if you're really bout something

Three little pigs and they can't do nothing For the last time You can't run, you're just a body for the pow Body for the pow Body for the pow, body for the pow You're just a body for the pow, body for the pow Body for the pow, body for the pow You just a body for the pow, body for the pow And you should probably take your last breath right about now Office highly decorated Plastic frames around diplomas, all accommodations Accommodating swivel chair where the blue suited sir sits slumped

Brain splattered wall, stained grey matter runs Badge with his name makes blood on a tongue cause it's pinned to his right cheek right where the gun must have first flirted before it was stuck in his mouth officer with his brains blown out water pitcher with the ice two glasses one either side

of the desk the lipstick left on one appears to smile wide and the slatted blind is squinting just enough for the sunrise the zebra striped the room with light he would have had to shield his eyes But they wide open, no motion, no he never flinched Palms flat on the table, didn't seem to move an inch Fit bowl on the far side of the room where Goldfish swims around Suspicious of the gun that now sits in the bowl with him Bust one shot if your blood's still pumping

Bust two shots if you're really bout something Three little pigs and they can't do nothing for the last time You can't run, you just a body for the pow, body for the pow Body for the pow, body for the pow You just a body for the pow, body for the pow And you should probably take your last breath right about now Red and blue lights spinning on the corner by the new fried chicken spot Cop car hopped the curb then absurdly hit the hydrant which wouldn't stop

Spraying water that's dripping over the faces made his way through the windshield and cutting bleeding The people leaving the scene are saying they never seen him Come in buddy must have run the light and never broke Head is reaching for the gun but couldn't get a hold So it's sitting limp up on the dash and all the flashing by the cameras is lighting up the noon time cold Overcast, broken glass, on the concrete the Santa gasoline hovers over the motor Smoking the single broken bicycle spokes, wheel still protruding The medics moving the little twisted body to bag it up

Detective notices the traffic camera then calls the station to back it up And somewhere the screams turn into sobs And the sirens mix with the howls of dogs And from the water the rolling fog Scented wets the breath of God They say in the grayscale city where the skies are scraped And the days are pretty much shaded And I'm a girl to faith or to walk and to pray And it's one less lungs I can air today so Bust one shot if your blood's still pumping Bust two shots if you really got something

Three little pigs and they can't do nothing for the last time You can't run you're just a body for the pow body for the pow body for the pow body for the pow You're just a body for the pow body for the pow And you should probably take your last breath right about now Outro Music