Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #163 | 12.29.20

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

Mount Maxwell, Redeemer, Mini Vietnam, Malaikat dan Zoon, Void Rot, Phlegms, A Magic Whistle, Drainolith, Ahmed Ag Kaedy, Cattle Decapitation, Psychic Graveyard, Ciel Nordique, and McGruff's Smart Kids

What's going on? Dave, Mike's playing eight tapes. What? I'm not. No, that's not true. I'm not playing eight tapes. I do require a little room, though. I have more than usual.

I like it because I just went a couple over so that even his actual number is outrageous. It's not outrageous. I'm sorry. My hands are tied. I'm playing nine tapes. I already decided. Can I do seven? I think we should My hands are tied. I'm playing nine tapes. I already decided. Can I do seven? I think we should just start the episode.

I just feel like, yeah. Because we already have talked about this for a half hour before Dave got on. You're so dumb. You just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're going to play some tapes. This tape. We're going to play some tapes.

Lordy, I hope they're tapes. We're going to play some tapes. That's a good label, too. We're going to play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims

We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims We're gonna play some Kasims i play the goddamn tape play the goddamn tape lordy i hope there are tapes hello computer Tabs Out, Gazette Podcast, episode number 163. I am like, oh, what is Joe? Is that a special number? That is a special number. Well, I didn't.

You don't get it. No, I don't get it. I know all the special numbers up to 69, and then I just fucking lose it. I lose it, and I've never been past it. You don't know all about the other numbers. The secret numbers. It was scary. Secret numbers.

Wait, who's that? Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. Dave, you didn't say your name, so I don't know who you are. I'm Dave. Davey boy, are you there? It's Mike. It's just Dave. It's just Dave.

It's just Dave. It's just Dave for my family. Thank God it's just Dave. You never know. With 2020 this year, have you boys noticed? Who could pop up? It's just Dave. It's just Dave. Soup for my family. Thank God it's just Dave. You never know. With 2020 this year, have you boys noticed? Who could pop up? It's been insane. And it's finally coming to an end.

And we can do this one final 2020 episode. And then I assume in 2021, everything just gets, they do it all, gets all better again. Oh, that was just fun. And then it's just soup for my family. And everything's just normal again. This is soup for my family and everything's just normal again. I have like an infinite amount of scenarios in my head

that match with that sound. Whoa, Dave. Smoke weed every day. This is soup for my family. I imagine so many different things. Different kinds of soups or just scenarios? No, just scenarios where he's saying that. what's one scenario because i can only like i can only think of the one

scenario the one that actually happened what else would there be well i didn't actually see it so i don't have the context for it so i just i'm coming up with all these different scenarios well let me paint me a mind puzzle what do you like he's giving a tour of the white house and there's a bowl of soup and he's like this soup for my family or they pass by the kitchen or he's telling a story about how he met a woman and and you know and she was talking about how much she loves him and she said by the way this is soup it's soup for my family and because of your stimulus check i was is soup. It's soup for my family. And because of your stimulus check, I was able to get a paper soup for my family. Yeah.

She said, this is soup for my family. All your scenarios. Frankly, it was tremendous. Soup for my family is like a, yeah, like a term. Soup for my family sounds like a ska band. It's not literal soup for his family. It's the nourishment that he's giving.

Wait, it's like a... I've never heard that before. That's like a phrase? It's a phrase, yeah. Like if I was like... Joe's drunk already. If I shoveled all the snow in my neighborhood... You say this is soup for my family.

This is soup for my family. Okay, I've never heard that before. It's an Italian thing. It's an Italian thing. Yeah, a little bambino like you, Dave, don't understand it. Big paisan. Wait, is that Donald Trump or is that Tony Soprano? It's Donald Trump.

Well, Donald Trump got it from Tony Soprano because it's an Italian thing. It's a New York thing, Dave. Okay. What the fuck is this? All right. Did you watch The Sopranos? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.

I watched the whole thing. I guess you missed Sue for my family. I did. That's why dinosaurs don't exist no more. Listen, I got a lot of tapes. Abnormal amount of tapes I want to play. Mike has a lot of tapes. The doctors told me they've never seen.

I just think it would be pretty interesting. Dave, play a tape. All right, I'll play a tape. We got a lot of tapes to go through. I'm going to play this for everybody that was here for the last episode. I talked about a tape that I was going to play this episode, which was this Mount Maxwell tape on, what is it again? Hopham Sound recordings. Oh, a little foreshadowing. In the last episode, you said you were going to play this.

Yeah, the one that looks like a stove. Oh, yeah. The J card looks like a little stove. The J card looks like a little stove, and you mentioned how a label would be wise, or somebody would be wise to make it so you could fold it and look like the whole oven. Like an oven, like this, right? That's a good idea. And who is this again? Are there two tracks on each side

and it tells you which burner is hot by a little light? That would be a good touch. The track lengths should be comparable to uh oven temperatures like there should be like a four minute track so it's like 350 like a 350 yeah 425 425 yeah yeah yeah so hotham sound is uh labeled from british columbia and i i don't know i mount maxwell is from british columbia but i think hotham sounds releases stuff that is um from that area and that's it like it's all bc stuff so so it's like discord it is to dc as Hotham Sounds is to BC.

Is to BC. When did this come out? I see it's an addition to 50, and it was Hotham Sounds number 14. Did it come out this year? It was, I'm pretty sure it was released this year. Very nice. Very nice. It's 2020 tape.

No. No, late. It was actually released, just missed the mark,mber 2019 you just saw he came it was uh you missed it baby this is joe b i sent you a link to this is like oh yeah yeah boards of canada oh shit good you know what i just noticed speaking of all this stove talk look at the little logo what is it i can't it's like a little burner grill like four it is it's four burners and it's got the Speaking of all this stove talk, look at the little logo. What is it? It's like a little burner grill.

It's four burners. It's got the little burner. Was that a trivet in the middle? No, it's like the thing that you put over top of one burner. Oh, I see what you're saying. It's a burner cover. For a gas grill. For a gas grill. Gas stove.

Okay, so this has all been intentional. This has all been mind planted. Wow. Dave, they call this mind planting. They've probably been working on you for years. Yeah, that's weird. You gotta look back at some of their other releases. I bet they've been planting some shit in your brain for a while. Cloud seeding.

You're not a doctor. Leave your opinion to yourself. I had a question I was i was asking what was it i don't know i don't know it doesn't matter now okay well in in any event joe b all right now you go and then i'm gonna i'm just warning you now i'm doing two you're doing 10 i'm doing oh i remember i'm sorry i remember I remember what I was going to say I was going to say how you brought up how this tape came out in 2020

and then you fucked up and it didn't come out in 2020 but either way how there's no year end list I'm not doing the year end list this year I know everyone I've been getting emails I've been getting emails.

I've been getting the Stop the Steal people. I've been gathering outside my house all night, banging on drums. Release the list. Release the list. What is the list? The top 200 tapes of 2020. The top 200 tapes of 2020. Okay. I always do.

I always do my calculations, Dave. I always do my calculations at the end of each year. Oh, I know you do. Well, how come you didn't know? File's done. File's done. I just didn't. Man, I wasn't in the right fucking headspace, man.

Smoke weed every day. But I did record a bit of a bonus episode with a few guests stopped by. A bit of a holiday party type deal. Oh, nice. I just wanted to say, okay, now you go. Now you play it. I'm going to play this Redeemer tape. Total Rapture.

It's on Resistance Soundscape, but I don't know where this label's from. I was trying to do some research earlier, but DuckDuckGo sucks. Yeah, what are you DuckDuckGoing for? Just use Google. I don't know. Just Google everything.

Google's definitely better. Dave, have you heard about Joby trying to keep his identity safe from Google? Not my identity. What I search for. They already know. They already know. Not anymore. I'm on DuckDuckGo now.

He's using something called DuckDuckGo. You type in something, and it emails some random dude. It's super bad. Then that guy Googles it and he sacrifices his data. It's actually really crazy how bad it is. Because you would think Bing is pretty good.

Just use NordVPN or something. I don't know what that is. I don't know what it does, but you can view Netflix from other countries. Oh, from like Europe? Is that what you're saying?

They have nudity in commercials on TV. Oh, yeah. I know. What do you think they have on Netflix? They do. Blowjob commercials. I always say if they ever let me on a plane again, the first thing I'm doing is going to Europe and watching the commercials. I always say if they ever let me on a plane again, the first thing I'm doing is going to Europe and watching the commercials.

Watching the commercials in Spain. Oh my god. Forget about it. Forget about it. I'm going to Brazil, boys. That's not even Europe, but I'll go there. The commercials. I'll check out their commercials and their

commercials. What do you think their show time is like? Oh, Jesus. They start their 10 o'clock. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. That's a tuna, bro. I don't think they dinner until 10, Dave. Yeah, they're up late, man.

And dinner takes like two and a half hours. It's like a whole thing every night. Because it's like Quibi. It's all small stuff. It's all small. Yeah, they have Quibi meals over there. All right. Quibi was like a TV thing, right?

Yeah. Small by TV. Real small shows. Watch it on your phone. Small episodes. Like a tapas thing? Yeah, it was like a tap by TV. Real small shows. Watch it on your phone. Small episodes. Like a tapas thing? Yeah, it was like a tapas TV. Did it cost money?

Tapas dancer. Tapas dancer. That's good. Hold me closer, tapas dancer. Tapas dancer. I'd love some tapas right now. That'd be great. You want to order some tapas? I'll call them up right now. Let's dial upas right now. That'd be great. You want to order some tapas? I'll call them up right now. Joe likes lots of little things. Yeah.

Let's dial up some right now. I get DoorDash, but it's all dial up. So it takes them a while to get there. You do DoorDash tapas, but they deliver like a tiny little bit from different restaurants. Every 30 minutes? Every 30 minutes. You get like a quarter of a capriati sub and you get one slice of gratis pizza i think i think when quibi went out of business i'm pretty sure doordash bought them

and then they wrap that into one deal where it's like you just get small amounts delivered so it's like just bring me a few fries just give me a few fries one duncan donut and it's cut up into like eight pieces i want one mcdonald's chicken nugget Just bring me a few fries. Just give me a few fries. One Dunkin' Donut. And it's cut up into like eight pieces. I want one McDonald's chicken nugget. I like the coffee from McDonald's, but I want the donut from Dunkin's. I want two Dunkin' Munchkins.

I got a lot of tapes to play. A lot. More than normal. Redeemer, Total Rapture, they're from somewhere in the European Union because it costs 650 euros. But I don't know where they're from. 650 euros. Do you know anything about them?

No. I can tell you this. That Resistance Landscape is a Russian label and this is their fifth release. I know that much. Okay. So they're a Russian label using... Does Russia use the euro i think russia's all bitcoin now so so what what's up with their website what russia's i don't know

they just hacked me did i just get hacked anyway this sounds like video game music like a doom okay i like that something like that yeah very. I was actually thinking about the other day when I was organizing my tapes, which I'll bring up again in a little bit. Wolfenstein. I came across those R.S. Apothecary tapes when the NES soundtracks, like Mega Man 2 and Skate or Die. I forgot about those.

I listened to it. You know what? I think those are the ones. I vibed out on it for a bit. I think the only R. rs apothecary tape that i own is that skate or die tape that's it i know some shit on rs apothecary that i gotta like hire some fucking guy to put together for me yeah it's like like it comes in like a radioactive vial it came with a grenade attached to it you pull the pin and i said no possible way man no possible

way yeah it's like a bag of plastic it's like remember ofaber or whatever they were called yeah it's somebody from like the late 2000s 2008 or something like that it did shit like that yeah yeah this release is uh i recorded the tape in the mountains and then i uh unspooled it and put inside this chicken and it's like well don't do that he has one he had one release bro was a disassembled tape and the but it was written the recording on the disassembled tape was a recording of him disassembling the tape that's cool it's meta shit okay um so anyway like i was saying i've embarked on a i have embarked on a cassette organizing journey that would make most of the piss babies that listen to this podcast like completely lose

their mind they completely spiral into depression they wouldn't know what to do with themselves i got this baby like a thing that i should know about or that you just made that up? Can I go on a dictionary and that's like... I don't know. I just haven't been feeling the term lately. Oh, I like it. I'm not judging it. I just want to know where I should look for info about it.

Well, let me just explain what I'm doing here. I got all these tapes, all these tapes, and I decided I'm going to get them all put together. I'm going to get all the labels put together. I'm going to group stuff up. It's going to be so nice. So it's coming together like you wouldn't believe. Like you wouldn't believe it's coming together. And I'm fine.

Meanwhile, I'm just, frankly, nobody could believe it, and you can't believe it either. Like it's never been done before. This is soup for my family. But I've been coming across a lot of stuff that it's like, oh, what is this? What is this thing that's like been it sat in a pile somewhere and then it got put on the shelf in the back and I never listened to it. Or like, you know, it was just like, you know, it got filed away and I was like like i'll check that out sooner or later or like in in the case of this tape i got think i got this in let me see i think i probably got this tape in like 2000 and damn i wish i knew it damn i thought i had it written down let's say

like 2009 nine yeah let's say obama wasn't dying his hair yet that era was he still smoking cigarettes he was probably still smoking cigarettes yeah but i got this tape it's it's there's a little bit of confusion on what the project's called inside handwritten very sloppily it says desert storms by mini vietnam right but on discogs it has the same tape with the same cover and the same name but it says it's by bush lights but lights is spelled like l-i-g-h-t-s like like lights okay so i don't know what i i don't i don't know which one it is. That's a good one actually. Light beer. L-I-G-H-T.

Yeah. It's very funny. It's Jeff Aston who ran Housecraft. Did Defy Die. Those projects. And somebody named Josh Clark. Josh Clark from Stuff You Shouldn't Know?

Yeah, probably. Hey, man, if that'll get us a retweet, hell yeah, that's who it is. But it was on CD Tapes, which is the name of the label. You like CDs? CDs Tapes. You like CDs Tapes. CDs balls in your jaws.

Enough of that. But I think what happened is maybe they made a few copies of this tape. I probably got it one time. It was handed to me. Maybe they changed the name and made more. Meanwhile, this thing got put on the shelf somewhere, like fucking that scene at the end of Indiana Jones with the box, and it gets put.

They put the Ark of the Covenant or something. Tell me all about it. No, explain it all. Explain it to me Covenant or something? Tell me all about it. No, explain it all, explain the, give me more. Cause I don't think you've seen it. Wait, start from the beginning, I don't think I've, I don't know the plot. You don't think I've seen Indiana Jones?

Which one is it? It's the one at the end, they have all the boxes. What's the name of the film? Of the Indiana Jones film? Yeah. Indiana Jones, and it's probably the one of the Indiana Jones film yeah Indiana Jones and it's probably the one with them fuck with the temple of there's only four so like you got a pretty good pretty good Indiana Jones and the and it's not the last crusade and it's not the temple of doom it's the um

what is that other one what's the one with the Ark of the Covenant I don't know you tell me well what is it tell me it's Raiders of the Lost Ark Raiders of the Lost Ark yeah anyway meanwhile this one's getting put all the way back this is going to be perfectly edited in meanwhile this one's getting put all the way back

like Raiders of the Lost Ark the Indiana Jones film? Hold on. I kind of stepped on that. Meanwhile, this one's getting put into a box and it's getting put all in the back of the shelves and I'm thinking, what is this?

What kind of box? A cardboard box? What is this? Raiders of the Lost Ark? Oh, now I get it. So I'm going to play something off of this. And then I also came across this other tape, which is another one that's been sitting around that probably came here, and I'm going to say a little bit more recent than that last one.

This one probably showed up in, like, 2018 or something. From Sean Stelfox, friend of the show. I see the logo. Yes. Right under your... Yep. Does a label

and he's living in Indonesia. Does a label called Noise Bombing. I think it's like a collective. Like in Nashville? What they did in Nashville? They did a noise bombing in Nashville? Oh, they did, Dave they did a noise bombing in Nashville oh they did Dave that was too soon is that what it is

that's what it is it's kind of like that okay I don't want to say but yes that's exactly what it is um there's definitely always people injured I'm gonna butcher the name Maleka Danzun it's noise bombing number 11

it's a live tape it's a live tape it's two like live recordings like live in markets like they just like it's just like that recordings like live in markets like they just like it's it's just like that's what noise bombing is it's like psychedelic street music some poor old guys just

trying to sell some fruit yeah exactly Sean and his friends plug into their outlet yeah somebody's just trying to make a fucking living opens up all their goods and all of a sudden it's like here here comes this dude with a fucking no-input mixer, and he's like, oh my God, again. Attached to his belt, and he's just like...

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And then they run away yeah this guy's like what the fuck but this is like i just lost like five customers yeah that's a tuna bro this is like a collective of five or six people, including Sean, who, like I said, in Indonesia,

in a very thriving, enthusiastic community of experimental noise musicians there. And I'm going to play something on the first side that was recorded in August 27th, 2017, live at the Moira Market. All right.

You ready to play these buddies? Hell yeah. You ready to see if they work? He's trying to sell his dates. Please get out. Maybe I'll go to New Newcastle Farmers Market and plug in man you should do this should we do this at Newcastle Farmers Market no I have more self respect

than I would do it The worst part of one's life is when that lens is lost. When you begin to find out that isolation. When you begin to find out that people aren't around you. Who can take your life for you, and do it for you, and I think that's exactly what You know, I'm not married. And he was always, um... He was always just with me. And almost... Almost has to be like my lover, you know, in a sense. Somebody who is exactly equal to me

And so I see this child as somebody my size That's tall as me And that's clear headed as me And so he's an equal, that's all I can say Somebody who is exactly equal I'm going to go. Thank you. Shine, shine, shine. Turn, turn, shine. Turn, turn, shine. Thank you. The Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. The so wow Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I can't wait to see you tomorrow See you later, baby See you later, baby

See you later, baby See you later, baby From Georgia, from Olympia, America. Oh I don't know. Thank you. oh Thank you. foreign foreign foreign foreign The The so um I love you. Thank you. ¶¶ and my grandparents are sitting right out of frame i had to go to their house my wi-fi wasn't working recreated my office in their bedroom you see the shit that Dave does for this podcast

I know I'm sorry alright Mount Maxwell I hardly even know him Dave only children on Hotham Sound recordings Redeemer, Total Rapture, Resistance Soundscapes Mini Vietnam or maybe Bushlights,

whatever one you like more. Whatever one is more limited and rare is the one I have. Whatever one gets the most clout. I'm looking for cassette clout. And then Malachate, or excuse me, I don't know why I said it. Let me start over because I actually do know how to say it.

Malachate Danzun, self-title tape on noise bombing. Who wants to start the next one? over because I actually do know how to say it my God done soon self title tape on noise bombing who wants to start the next one Joe B I have an abnormal amount of tapes to play so we got that we all go I'll go you want to go yeah I'm gonna play I'm gonna play a void rot void, didn't your mom have void rot? She got all cleared up, though. She got that cream on it. Wow! And Cliff, I got figured out.

Thanks to the American health care system. What did you say? Void rot descending. Your Wi-Fi is so fucked up that sometimes you freeze, but then everything comes out really fast. Oh, yeah. The American health care system cleared Dave's mom up of Void Rock. Okay, good. Thanks for

repeating it. In case you... I guess you didn't hear it the first time that I said it. No. And if you did, you get a little double dose. That's what we're here for. Sentient Ruin. There's a typo in the J card.

There's a typo? When J card. There's a typo? What are you going to call it? When it says their website, it says sentient R-I-U-I-N. They fucked it up. Mike, your mom's texting me. She says she wants hot wings. What's with all this shit about my mom tonight what did it wait honest question honest question what did mike's mom what oh she she texted me she said she won hot wings

oh you know my mom does not know how to text that's code that's definitely code no i think she actually just wants hot wings. Come on. Seriously, what is with all the stuff with my mom tonight? She's getting too close, man. She's getting too close. So this tape comes in a nice black O-card thingy with silver printing. That's tight. Yeah. And then they went with a blue tape with silver printing, though.

Weird. That's a little weird. Weird. That's all they had. Huh. Real weird biff. Don't play it. But this is a label out of Oakland, California. Coming in hot from Oakland, California.

Hey, area. We got a little something from Void Rot. This is all sounding like scary shit, Joe. Void Rot, Descending Pillars, Sentient Ruin. This is all a little too scary for me. You guys like the Bay Area? Cancer Valley Village?

Catberry Eggs? I like this description on their band camp. It says, American Death Doom. Hold on, let me get the thing closer. Death Doom Titans. Voidra. Too mean, too rough.

Return with their colossal debut form. They Return with their colossal debut form. They return with their colossal debut? They return with their debut? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about, man? Come on. Some jokers. What is this, some joke?

You get the typo and then this other biff? What, did they put out like a seven inch or something? So they're returning with a debut. How do you return with your debut I think you put out like a 7 inch I think you put out like a 7 inch okay no

I don't think you can call it a debut even if it's your first LP you can't call it a debut what do you mean is your debut the first thing you put out that's your debut alright well hold on let me write this label real quick

tell them to change it I don't think we'll ever crack this he got a virus whatever let's just never mind void rot but if you had to if you had to give them notes you would say blue tape way too weird.

Blue tape for that mic. Way too weird. You're scaring the shit out of me. I'm pissing my pants. I'm like, avoid Rod. I'm scared of this one. And then I take, I slowly, he takes the tape out of the case.

And it's blue? I'm completely soft when I see that. I go completely soft. Hold on, what time is it? It's only 8.50. Mike, you can't use that language yet. Alright. Dave boy.

Davey. Okay, I'll play this Phlegm's tape. Phlegm's. Phlegm's. I had a little case of that this morning, but clear up. That's a sign of COVID. That's a symptom. That is a sign.

Yeah, if you got Phlegm's, you self-quarantine. He got a virus. Label's called Tape Dad. Oh, Tape Dad? That's funny. I don't know where it came from, but one of my- Mike has seven more tapes he's going to play on Tape Dad tonight Oh, Tape Dad? That's funny. I don't know where it came from, but... Mike has seven more tapes he's gonna play on Tape Dad tonight. Coming up

on Tape Dad. Yeah, why don't I just start another one called Tape Dad? Coming up on Tape Dad, eight more tapes from Mike. No, that's funny, because I don't know where it came from. Well, I know where it came from. This label probably sent it with some tapes. But in my stocking for Christmas,

one of my kids put a Tape Dad sticker in there. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I think that's pretty funny. What were you saying about Tape Dad? I was just going to say the project, Phlegms, like a punk band from

Fayetteville, Arkansas. Southern punk. I'm looking at it now. It's fucking rips, man. I play the shit out of it. Oh, yeah? Phlegms is a good punk band name. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, man. Phlegms is

a good punk band name. Old school. I like the cover here. Looks like an elementary school picture. And all the girls have their eyes crossed out except for the one in the middle who i'm assuming is the singer of this band but i'm not sure i don't know i don't know that information i don't know figure it out brown haired lady based off the based off that drawing now it's not a drawing it's a it's a it's a oh i can't see it i can't see it yeah it's a photograph oh it's a photograph it's a photograph. Oh, it's a photograph.

It's a turtle. Oh, so based off that third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade photo? My eyes are going crazy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Tape's called Smile. The girl in the middle is not smiling.

Oh. All the other girls have their eyes crossed out that are smiling. This is some voodoo stuff. This is something you'd find in like a serial killer's hotel room. Yeah, this is some voodoo stuff. Not their house. They wouldn in a serial killer's hotel room. Yeah, this is some voodoo stuff. Not their house. They wouldn't even do this at their house. It's a three-piece.

Power tree. Power tree. Coming in hot from Fayetteville, Arkansas. Yeah, and this guy that's on the J-Card sticker, he hangs out there all the time. Oh, that guy's nasty. That's a nasty guy, man. I wouldn't want to cross paths with him.

Hey, man, do you have a cigarette? Like, a nickel? Poor guy. Hey, man, I mean, you know, you gotta do your thing. All right, I'm gonna play another two again. Oh, you know what? I got another one here. I forgot, I got another one here

that I found when I was doing all my rearranging. That organizing I was talking about, I'm sure you guys have been thinking about it nonstop. I, now I'm getting, you're shaking, you're both shaking your heads now. Well I'm just shaking my head because I just noticed that this guy's got like, his arm, his bone is sticking out of his,

it's just the bone. That's just the bone. My doctor. That's a nice color, because that's a shell, though. That green. It is. If you're in a punk band, and that punk band's called Phlegms. Wait, what color's the shell?

It's like a... Yeah, it's like a phlegmy green. I see yellow. I see yellow. No, it's green. Joe, that's green. That's green, my man. You're all fucked up.

I see lemon yellow. No, it's like a key lime pie. It's a turtle. Really? Yeah, that's definitely a key lime pie. Yeah, all I see is yellow. No, it's like a key lime pie. It's a turtle. Really? Yeah, that's definitely a key lime pie. Yeah, all I see is yellow. Crazy. It's like boogies or phlegm, you know? It's like phlegm when you need, like,

you know, you cough up some nasty shit when you got a real bad cold. That's absolutely what it is. A magic whistle. A magic whistle is the name...esus christ all right i gotta sit up a magic whistle the name of the project the tape is called vision magic voyage on a label called weird ear and this came out i like 2013. And this is another one that was probably sent here and I really wanted

to get to it. And it just sat up there. And I never got to it. Well, you know what? That's changing today. This is one of those tapes. It's got one of those half white, half black shells. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. Remember when those first dropped? When you first saw

those? And it was like, what? They can, what? They can fucking do that? Make an open face door? It was crazy. And then they started doing all the different colors. I think they're doing too much now, I gotta say. Too much is going on with like the...

The possibilities have exploded. The possibilities have exploded to a point where i don't feel comfortable following them all but this tape it's got uh i don't know who a magic whistle andy paul's i believe that i believe their name is i did a little sleuthing got on the internet i dialed it up all i could really find out was this person was listed on INDB as the director of the Load Records DVD Pick a Winner. Oh.

Think it's the same guy? I think it might be the same guy. I think it damn well might be the same. I don't know. The last name is Pulse. P-U-L-S. Is that a common name? No. No. I'm so fucking glad we got to the bottom of that.

Because I really thought, like, when I asked you guys that, I was like, that's way too much research for these two. But it's got this cover. The cover looks cool as shit, but it's on like the... Some labels do this. They print it on the Kodak paper, like the photo paper. The shiny. The cover looks cool as shit, but it's on like the... Some labels do this. They print it on the Kodak paper, like the photo paper. The shiny. The shiny, yeah. It's like the extra

coated shit, and it doesn't feel right. What are you, a mat? You're a mat man. I like my paper mat. Or anything, keep the coating off of it, but if you have to put on some coating, that's fine, but the Kodak paper, you've crossed a line that I can't give me a linen finish

semi-gloss a linen finish is nice a satin finish yeah some labels go out they go some labels they'll talk to the some of these piss babies Joe they they will they will just say yeah print my J card whatever fucking just

high gloss just give me the top whatever just print it out give me the top. Whatever, just print it out. Give me the best. I want to see your reflection. You know, some people like Gaudi, you know? I want people to think it's in the Noroco case when it's out of it. I want it to be so fucking shiny. I want it to shine, all right?

I want to see my fucking reflection. I want to be able to floss. I want to be able to floss. I want to be able to look at this shit and floss. All right. What did I do? They're like, sir, we usually don't print on this high gloss of a paper. I said give it to me.

And in the end, the product's not good, but you have to act like it is because you went through so much to get it. I love it. Fingerprints all over it all the time. I can't be dealing with that. I think this tape has since sold out, but I think you can still get the LP. So if you enjoy what you hear,

which is like it's a fantastical time. I was listening to it, and I just thought, I just thought when I was listening to it, I just took a step back, and I just thought, I'm having a realical time. I was listening to it and I just thought, I just thought when I was listening to it, I just took a step back and I just thought, I'm having a real good time. This is soup for my family. So did I play, is that one or was that two from me? No, I think that was just the

first one. I don't even know anymore. It's been so long. Speed it up, Hallie. Come on. I told you, I got a lot of tapes. Drainolith. I'm going to play this Drainolith tape. Okay. All right. Thanks, Dave.

I'm always afraid Dave's going to say no one time. Whatever you want to do. It's your show, I guess. And don't forget it, because that actually is true. We're just here for the ride. No, you know I couldn't do this without you. You know that I'm more important, know i couldn't do this without you you know that i'm i'm more important

but i couldn't do it without you yeah i mean what's a limo driver with no people in the back dummy driving around a real you're just a dude driving a long car for no reason well i mean you know but when me and david are in the back sipping champagne that's what makes it yeah then all the pieces fit so you don't forget that yeah driving your long ass car around by yourself yeah where are you gonna park it where are you going yeah where are you going because usually you're dropping us off at the club is that what you're doing back there drinking champagne you told me you told me you didn't have anything to drink back there you said i don't we don't have anything to drink back here

no i said can you roll the window up yeah we always tell you to put that divider up. Me and Joe are trying to have a personal conversation. You're always trying to crack that divider. You're like, hey, I got this new... You guys want me to put in the... You know, this long-haired car as a tape player? You want to hear Drano lift?

You get to drive, big man. You drive, big man. You got this. Well, speaking of driving. Meanwhile, I'm out the top. Out the sunroof. Yeah. Dave's holding my legs, and I'm like, wow!

Alright, Drano Loss. Speaking of driving, Electric Hearse is the name of this new Drano Loss tape. Another long ass car, much like the limousine. The Electric Hearse on Freedom From. Freedom From, a Minneapolis, Minnesota label that it's like like the limousine the electric hearse on freedom from freedom from minneapolis minnesota label that it's like um they were like when were they like heavily active they were like heavily active

and like what i'm gonna say i'm gonna say i probably wrote it down i'm gonna say they started in the 90s and they were very active in their early aughts okay you know yeah i definitely remember this name of this label but i don't remember anything that uh specific but freedom freedom from right yeah freedom from um i thought drainer lith i was under the impression it was a solo project a solo project project of Alex Moskos, I believe you say his name. Alex Moskos. I've heard of this knucklehead. You're getting really loud on that mic, Joe.

I'm okay. It's like it owes you money, man. Get easy on it. All right. Take your hand off its collar. Yeah, but I thought this was a solo project of Alex Moskos, who did Age Wolf dwarf he was in that that band yeah um but on this there's some there's some more people i think people some devilish

people have snuck their way into the band what's that what's that um what's that one emerald side project with with joe joe joe you're screaming it's way too loud i can't do anything i'm right i'm that's perfect right there six inches from there that's better six feet like you yeah we you're good your your levels are good all right never mind no no say what was that what were you saying it doesn't matter no what were you saying i want to hear it no what's the emerald side project with the with john what's uh Mark, not Steve, the other guy? John Elliott. John Elliott?

John. John. Oh, the Medicine Rocks thing? Yeah, isn't Colored Mushroom, isn't this dude on one of the Colored Mushroom tapes? Yes, you're actually, Joe. I was going to see if anyone got it right. He was definitely on one of the Colored tapes? Yes, you're actually, Joe, I was going to see if anyone got it right. He was definitely on one of the colored mushroom tapes. Yeah.

You're right. They were quick on that, big guy. Maybe you do know a thing or two. If you let me, I know a couple things. All right, so yeah, that just came out on Freedom From, like I said. That's why we sit in the back, Mike. Now, here's something that this,

now this is a little tip for Sentient Ruin who kind of got their aesthetics off a little bit. Look at this. This nice turquoise case goes nice with the green. You pull out the cassette tape, bam, baby. It matches. Same color.

Same one. No surprises. No surprises. Keep it nice and simple. It surprises. No surprises. Keep it nice and simple. It's like a glove. Keep it nice and simple. Don't surprise me. Shit's crazy enough. I don't need any surprises. I like it.

Nice and neat. Let's go. I'm not sure. This is the end of the story. Let's go. I'm out. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you. I don't think I don't That's all, that's all I do Don't think I don't consider you Get drunk too often Don't want to admit The one and people thought But I do, really do Want to forget Forget I really do want to forget, forget

There is no on and off switch We don't have cops to teach I'm not a cult bitch I told you don't fuck with me I'm not a tool object, you're not a hard boy I can't stand the touch, my ending and I reach for joy We're high and rough today, but we're human We're ten on ten, in our brains, in our brains. We ride off terrain, bumpy, chemicals in our brains, in our brains, in our brains. We go, we go, we go

We go, we go, we go I want to be rigid, so you know not to push me too far Cause you'll know I can't take it I want to glare, but instead I say sorry When I bump into strangers, excuse me, please, sorry Smile, smile, please, sorry Smile, smile, smile, smile My teeth have been gritting But I can't bite until I'm alone

When I get home my teeth sharpen in silence I hope they're roast In the absence of an audience Hungry and lost, I'm fighting my own skin The devil in my head tells me that I Can bleed this comfort out, but I let it out In exchange for the carpet along with the sponge In the seat that I try so hard not to let it grow old I want to be rigid

So I pour and grind and fall and graze and leave And get to do it right away I want to be rigid So I have a breakdown I'm a dying man Oh, who knows if there's room in the Steering edge in the mundane It's like my anger is part of me

It's like the anger in me I want to be rigid So we can move forward We need to have Nothing is too late Let's make We'll crush it You're moving Through the channels

You can touch my skin I'll be coming for you I'm a human being, I'm a human being The Thank you. Thank you. oh Thank you. THE END Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. © transcriptF-WATCH TV 2021 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you. so so so um All right. Back up the electric curse. Careful not to hit anyone. Back it up to 2014. Such a curse Careful not to hit anyone Back it up to 2014 Back it up to 2004

Back it up to 2012 Back it up to 2005 Don't murder any nice buildings while you're doing so Retrogression seems like a malapropism But this is just a problem Over light, streets, pizza-goo Back it up Back it up, back it up There's Julie, Dippin' her salary Doin' the same shit Thank you. ¶¶ Void Rot

tried to scare me and didn't scared Dave a little bit he pissed his pants we can all smell it descending pillars on sentient ruin I wasn't that scared you were totally fucking scared I just had to go to the bathroom not bad that's all you ran out of the room and you left a Dave-shaped hole in the

wall and you knocked all those tapes down. That's just how I move around. It is. There are a lot of holes. That's what this door is shaped like. This whole house is just full of him-shaped holes. Phlegm's. I don't believe in doors.

Smile is the name of the tape on Tape Dad. And then a magic whistle tape on Weird Ear. And then... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. What's Jesse doing? What's going on?

Why would you say that? My dog was chewing on my headphone. Did you hit it? Yeah, beat the shit out of it. What do you think? You got to whack it real hard. It'll stop if you whack it real hard. A magic whistle.

Vision magic voice on weird ear. And then that Dranolith tape. Electric Hearst on Freedom From. Freedom From number 404. Pretty big. Getting up there in the uh 404 what is this a fucking catalog number like your website crashed smoke weed every day i hit the wrong one it's an 808 broken half 808 yes all right so what are we doing? How are we doing here?

I could possibly have two or three more tapes. I could do wild. I only have one more. We're closing out the year, man. I say for this episode, all bets are off. We do the most wild shit we could think of. And that thing is one of us might play an extra tape or two. If you could fucking possibly believe it. Joby, how many more do you have? I have two more. we could think of and that thing is one of us might play an extra tape or two if you if you

could fucking possibly believe it how many more do you have i have two more you have two more inhale it you have three more i could you know i possibly you could go up to 10 i could go i could go higher i could he could go as he could keep going let me see i'm in these calculations the calculations i'm currently running i have have a request. Sometimes on YouTube, people do these 24-hour challenges. Like a marathon. Yeah. I have a request. Which request?

If you guys are going long. Oh. If you guys are going long. I might go long. I might go wide. I might go wide, too, dude. If I just play this tape in this last box and then cut out and let you guys finish it up. Okay.

This has never been done before. Never been done before. No. Why is this happening? I mean, it's Christmas weekend, you know? That's all. Spend some time with my wife. My wife.

My wife. From the Borat movie. Why don't you just bring her into this picture? I keep telling you people, make your family a part of this. She's got a couple tapes she could play, I'm sure. Well, why don't we do... What do you have, Dave? You have one more?

I have one more. And Dave, Joe B., you have one more? I got two. Okay, you know what? Alright, we'll do that. Should we try to replace Dave? Should we call like anyone else? Oh. Kelly.

The last minute call. Me and you do a tape, right? Yeah. And then you and me close out the block. Or close out the next block and close out the show. Oh, I see. I see that. I see.

But you're not here. A short block and then a long block. But you're not here? But I'm not here. It's just you two. Never been done before. Never been done before. Never been done before. It's true.

That has never... Mike doesn't like it. I can see him shaking. I don't know if I can do it. He doesn't know what to do. I don't know what that does. This wasn't in... This wasn't in his calculations.

This wasn't... Actually, you know what? Now that I'm running these new... Now that I'm putting in... Yeah, what... Carry on, because it's Christmas. Joe is three inches taller than me. Oh my God, I think we can do it.

Yeah, you know what, Dave, leave now. Actually, the only way is for you to leave now. Actually, if we can just cut your ass cut your ass out of everything we've done so far okay man if you want to do that go ahead you start off this last block or this last block for you

does this mean I have to drive my long ass car and only Joe's in the back should we pick anyone up well you're dropping Dave off at home and then you're going to off at home and then you're going to take me home. I'm still in the back having a great time.

The music's blaring. There's bubbles. I live closer to the club. Yeah. You live in walking distance, but you still want me to drive you? Yeah. And then you drive yourself home alone.

Should we get some scab to fill in for Dave I can go on twitter right now and ask for a replacement yeah Ahmed Aghkadi Ahmed Aghkadi I think is how you say it that's my best swing on saw hell sounds

saw hell sounds yeah you've had this one for a while haven't you I've had it for a a while, haven't you? I've had it for a bit, yeah. It's been stewing over there. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah? Just some stripped down acoustic guitar stuff,

Tuareg, you know, Tuareg style, Northern Mali. It's got some rocks on the cover. Oh, those are rocks. Decorated with some... Now, this is interesting because there's rocks on the cover, but it's not rock and roll. Yeah, well, I mean, it's rock and roll. It is rock and roll, so that's why the rocks are on the cover. So actually, that is why they're...

Okay, I get it now. No rolls, though. This is soup for my family. So what is is this he's just playing that guitar right just playing this guitar this was actually recorded in portland too oh is it like a live show or no it was it was recorded in a basement studio in oregon nice portland oregon all right so joe b Joby, what are you playing? All right, I'm going to play this cattle decapitation tape. What? Yes, you are.

Human jerky. More scary shit from you, huh? Huh? The scary shit from you. More scary stuff. Too mean. You're going heavy on the scary shit tonight. Too bad.

So 3-1-G just re-released this. Yeah, when was this from like 2001 this originally came out yeah i want to say i want to say that right i can't read this the type is too small well it's from 2001 but most of the songs are redos of their seven inch correct what are you talking about on this record yeah they re-recorded the songs from the seven inch well they would need more because the 12 this 12 a 12 inch record is far by far larger than a seven inch record they played them a lot slower they okay the different rpms they can they can mess around at least some numbers screwed up they can mess around with the rpms with the

vinyl at least some of these songs are, I'm pretty sure. Well, I think Cow Decapitation is one of those bands that has no original members. What does he count? There's 11 songs on, oh, 11. Yeah, so fucking loud. Well, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. There's 17 songs on this record.

But Gabe is still on this record. Gabe, who was in locust. Yeah. Well, I think it started off. There was like, they put out a seven inch.

That was like two dudes from locust locust. And then like that dude, Scott, it sounded like it sounded like locust. It was a grind core band, right? But it was, well,

I would call like, not, yeah. I mean, I guess maybe not our power violencey grind core whatever you want to call it yeah yeah it was like not a not a death metal band but it was and it was like a veganism was the thing right that was yeah that was the thing that's what that's what the ass is in the seats yeah yeah but i want you stepped on it you stepped on my line it was

very rude so i'll get right back to it it was was two dudes from the Locusts, and then I believe Scott Miller, who remembered there was like around... He's not in this incarnation. Again, again. I just can't get through a fucking sentence. All right. He's on the 7-inch? Dave wants to leave.

Scott Miller's on the 7-inch? I could have dropped Dave off. All right, Joe? Yeah, Scott Miller's on the 7-inch. Do you remember Al-qaeda the noise project yeah he did he that was him okay so that dude and two dudes from the locust i believe put out a seven inch for and was replaced for the lp by travis ryan okay okay so it started and then dave astor as well, right?

So it started off as a three-piece, and then one of the dudes was replaced by Travis Ryan. And then on the next record, another one of those dudes was replaced by two other people. And then the last original guy was replaced for the next record by somebody else. And I'm telling you, the whole pot was just stirred completely up. It was a whole new band. Well, what I've been trying to say is on this record, the next record by somebody else. And I'm telling you, the whole pot was just stirred completely up. It was a whole new band. Well, what I've been trying to say is on this record,

the first record is Gabe, Travis, and Dave. Yeah. No, no, the first record, the first LP is Gabe, Travis. This one, Human Jerky is Gabe, Travis, and Dave. It says it on these lineups. That's the second lineup. Gabe, so what's the first? I thought Human Jerky was their first LP. Human Jerky is the second lineup. Gabe. So what's the first? I thought Human Jerky was their first LP.

Human Jerky is the first LP, but we're talking the 7-inch. Oh, okay. They put out a 7-inch. A second 7-inch after the first one. What are you talking about? There was no 7-inch with Travis Ryan. All I'm saying is the three dudes on this record about to drop my seven inch off yeah in the liner notes is dave dave and travis i just want to point

out and you're like arguing with me no the first seven inch was i'm not talking about the first i'm talking about this record that i'm holding in my hand that i want to play right now is gabe d, and Travis. Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. I got to drop Dave off. I don't care about the seven inches. We don't play seven inches on this podcast. That's me and Dave's podcast.

No, I don't play records because you can mess with the RPMs, and I don't think it's fair. We play tapes. This tape is Gabe, Dave, and Travis. Caloric adaptation. A couple tracks off this. The bottom line... Great dress.

The bottom line, as I think they started as one band, and then now they're like a real band. They're like on like... Yeah, it's like Napalm Death. I mean, it's not the original... They're like a death metal band, right? They're like on Metal Blade.

Right? Yeah, I mean, even at this record, they became a death metal band. After the 7-inch, they became a death metal band. But seven inch they became a death metal band But now it's like a whole new band is what I'm getting at. Welcome back to 120 minutes. I'm Thurston Moore from Sonic Are you following me? It's got no it's got a new lineup on every round. Yeah, you're just driving us around. I'm not following you No, take me where I'm going. Here's where I'm going cattle decapitation

Dave Travis and Gabe human jer jerky. Repress. 3-1-G. Take me there. Edition of 90. And if you want to pass back a couple more bottles of champagne, that'd be great. Just roll the window all the way back up. Roll that window up.

It's funny that you bring up windows because all this talk about 3-1-G and stuff has me thinking about Justin Pearson. I won't say what band it was, but there was a band who was on tour who thought it would be funny. They were in San Diego. And they thought, you know, it would be funny if we went by Justin Pearson's house. And we lit a Locust 7-inch on fire and left it on his doorstep.

Ran the doorbell and ran away. So they went to Justin Pearson's house, got the Loc, the Locust 7, and it's lit on fire. Ran the doorbell, rode away. They're riding down the street. They're videotaping all this while it's happening, right? So here's the video. It's them in the van. They're laughing it up because they just did something very funny.

The next thing you know, Justin Pearson is outside the passenger side window. And it's like halfway down. And he just pulls on it and it shatters and then everyone's silent and then he just like walks away and then they just like the video ends right there what it's yeah i think actually they should probably send that to him and there's probably some 3-1-g documentary that could use that right yeah that's archival footage release the footage release the footage release the footage finally will not be tolerated

release the kraken will not be tolerated that story because it's an excellent segue to a tape I'm gonna play by a band called Psychic Graveyard Psychic Graveyard and a tape that just came out

on Death Bomb Arc well I don't know if it just came out on Death Bomb Arc, but it's a 2020 tape. Death Bomb Arc number 236, A Bluebird Vacation, it's called. A band with Eric Paul from Arab on Radar and the Chinese Stars, and Paul from the Chinese Stars,

Nathan Joyner, who was in a band called Leglifters with Justin Pearson. So it's a very good, I did the whole time. Yeah, it's a good segue. It's an excellent segue. And it's just, it's a crazy, it's a crazy good tape. They have an L. You have a good time, you have a bad time.

I cannot tell you, it's confidential. It's like really weird, like, you know... It's not sexy, it's animal. It's not sexy, it's more scary than sexy. It's one of those things where they're saying the lyrics and you're not afraid of them, but you turn them down a little bit, you don't listen to them if it's too dark.

You don't read them. He says, we should fake our own abduction, we just need a ransom note and a plastic surgeon. You would need way more than that. You need a UFO. You need a beam. Yeah, you need a beam. Those aren't cheap.

You don't have to get abducted by aliens. It can be a person can abduct you. What? Did you both go right to aliens? Yeah, aliens. That's who abducts you. I'm not talking about kidnapping. I'm talking about abduction.

If you're an adult, you get abducted. No, you get kidnapped. You get charged with a kidnap. You get charged with abduction. Yes, you do. So if I went out right now and I abducted an 87-year-old man, you'd say That's kidnapping. No, you do. So if I went out right now and I abducted an 87-year-old man,

you'd say like- That's kidnapping. No, you kidnapped him. Why? It doesn't have to be a child, Mike. When you abduct an old person, do they start like Benjamin buttoning? What are you saying? That there's different charges for an 87-year-old versus a 6-year-old?

Yeah. I think if you abduct a 6-year-old, yeah. It's less or more. Would you ask me which one's cooler? I think. Which one would be funner? Which one would you do? No, which one the law charges you more?

I would do this. Oh, you get charged less the older you are. The older you are. The older the victim is the lesser the sentence. Kid age of a hundred year old man it's like a year you get like a year you can get out in three months if you're does the the age of the abductor have anything to do with it yeah well yes a kidnapper versus an abductor yeah like if it's a 99 year old man that's a

abducting a 100 year old man and it's pretty serious actually wait yes what if i'm a five year old taking a hundred year old then i think you are the then the hundred year old goes to jail actually and i think because i think you are a kidnapper. You are the kid-napper. All right, I don't get it. I don't like law. Yeah, I'm not a law guy. I like law and order.

All right. All right, let's rock this block. Did we figure out the abduction thing? It's kidnapping. I'm going to sing a song called, Thank you. Oh The good little girl so Dugas The good little girl so Dugas Dugas

Dugas Oh Oh Dugas Oh Oh Shundak su Fahik su I'm going to go to the beach. Where the face of a good that we did hit that series What the face of the

What the face of the I'm going to sing a song called Regeler eke rasuf, dus nizar shundag rasuf Shundag rasuf, e gasuf Shundag rasuf, e dihasuf So, if it is so Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Donia, where's the fessu? Fakuta, the head hit that series Donia, where's the fessu? Fakuta, the head hit that series Where's the fessu? Fessu, where's the fessu? And I'm not a serious What a dumbfazoo Should they deserve?

What a dumbfazoo Should they deserve? Thank you. I'm going to go the most I'm alive, I'm alive I'm the strongest, the most I'm the easiest, the most I'm the monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster

I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster I'm a monster The dark world is living within me The world is living within me The dark world is living within me The world is living within me

The world is living within me The world is living within me The world is living within me The dark world is living within me The dark world is living within me The dark world is living within me The dark world is living within me The dark world is living within me The dark world is living within me I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word

I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word Oh, we're burning our clothes again Oh, we're masking our circuits again We're taking off on an Ubered vacation We're falling in love with an ugly simulation I think we should make another moon landing Moon landing! No, I don't wanna clean that knife again

No, I don't to hook my pants again We're getting off of the fighting and scratching We're too endless to keep on bleeding I think we should make our own adoption. I think we should make our own adoption. of Dungeon. All we need is a ransom note and a shady plastic

version. Thank you. I find a set of teeth in my house They are cleaner than my teeth I use them to build a new mouth They are cleaner than my teeth I use them to build a new mouth Now I speak every language Now I speak to the dead I find a pair of hands in my kitchen. They are stronger than my hands. I cut off the ones that failed me.

Soon I'll be a weapon. Soon I'll be hunting you. Everything I find I will use to replace myself. Everything I find, I will use to replace myself. All right, boys. All right, see you later.

Enjoy the rest of your podcast. Thanks for riding, Mike. I don't have any later. I got it, Dave. Enjoy the rest of your podcast. Thanks for the ride, Mike. I don't have any money. I'll get you next time. Okay. Joe B., it's just me. Classic. What are we doing, man?

We got two more tapes. I got one more, but I'm going to play a lot from it. Oh, that's right. That's right. This is the 10 tracks from it. Is it a comp? No. That's the thing. It's not a comp. Huh. That's right. This is the 10 tracks for it. Is it a comp? No. That's the thing.

It's not a comp. Huh. It's not a comp. Is it really short songs? No. They're not even that short. Then how come you're playing so many? I don't know.

Is it a four-way split? No. One project. What? Is it like a one project, but it's like a discography that spans from 98 to 2005? Let me see if I'm recording this.

Okay. No, it's not. Do you want to keep guessing? No. You know what? I'll play my take. Why don't you play your, well, let me savor this.

It's never been just me and you before. We could have a whole new... A new show? We should be brainstorming right now. It could be like me and Dave show. Don't you ever even fucking joke around that you guys have your own thing. If I find out, if I dial up one day

and I find out that you've been doing your own thing. You can't dial in to me and Dave show. You have to get it by mail. We should be brainstorming uh some shit from some shit for us some like characters or something like scooter and the hog or something scooter and the hog imagine if we came up with the whole thing and then Dave jumped back on the zoom and he didn't even know it was it was the coolest shit ever he didn't even know he didn't even know that we had it and it's just something that we had no i would like it better if he listened to it and then was like at the end of the episode he was like this is the coolest shit ever i finally realizes he's

the weak link we can say anything we want about him right now he's never gonna listen to this play your tape and then you can try to guess what mine is. I don't know if I can. I'm going to play this tape. I don't know what it means. It's in French. Ciel Nordique. Ciel Nordique.

Yeah. I believe that means... What, do you speak Norwegian? Let's see, what is that? These are French Canadians? French Canadians. Actually, I'm doing some research here. I think... It's French for Northern Sky. Northern

Sky. Whoa. And on the inside, it says ... Start over, because you froze. Well, stop doing the samples. Every time I try to talk, you're eating all my bandwidth. Is that what's doing the bandwidth, my samples? I think so. Every time I try to talk,

you do samples. Smoke weed every day. Mattel? No, no, no. You're doing it right now. Keep talking. You're doing it right now. Just keep talking. I'm going to see if it works. He got a virus. Wow. Let me tell the name of this fucking tape. Shut up. I'm talking. tell the name of this fucking tape.

Shut up, I'm talking. And the name of the tape is 2. So it's person, woman, man, camera, TV. Ciel Nordic 2. Ah, Ciel Nordic. I vacationed in Ciel Nordic. It's nice this time of year. It's actually horrible this time of year.

That's why I go. It's really bleak. Yeah. It's actually horrible this time of year. That's why I go. It's really bleak. Yeah. It's super bleak, but it's the cheapest rates you get. Look at these French Canadians. French Canadians. Yeah. What do we got here?

Mattel Noir Quebois. What's that? Quebec black metal. Ah. You've been in these black metal halls haven't you you getting it all from what um out of season is that what out of season yeah that's where i got the redeemer tape too oh is it do you know anything about this cl nordic oh no it's just some it's just some metal noir quavo what do you just how are you how are you landing on when you're buying this stuff you don't know what it is oh i just do you just, how are you landing on when you're buying this stuff?

You don't know what it is. Oh, I just randomly buy it. Are you listening to sound clips first? Sometimes. I'm generally curious. Yeah, sometimes. Most of the time I listen to sound clips first, yeah. Yeah.

And then I'll just check it out, you know? Take a gamble. Life's a gamble. You only play once. That's pretty cool. You ever play once. That's pretty cool. You ever tattoo something like that on somebody? No, I feel like I just made that up, but I'm sure someone else has said it before.

Life's a gamble. You only play once. Play once, but that's not true because you gamble all the time. Well, you've been playing all this scary shit. What do you have that's scary? I'm going to take it way in the other direction. Oh, super happy. A huge 180. Blink 182? I couldn't

play that. Just Blink? No, I don't have any vintage Blink, man. I wish. I wish I had some vintage Blink on Chrome. How come we don't say that? On Chrome? Yeah, like the way people talk about having something on wax. On wax, on 188 gram vinyl.

Man, I wish I had some fucking vintage Blink-182 on Chrome, man. On Chrome. All the small things on Chrome. You haven't heard all the small things. You heard it on Chrome. You haven't heard it on regular bias. It's warm as shit. You don't know. It's warm as shit. Any of the biases, it's warm as shit.

Become a big snob about like... Actually, it's funny because there are people who are like, these were dubbed on Ferric 69 oxide. It's like, shut the fuck up. Everybody's listening to these off like the worst decks ever made.

Everyone went to Goodwill, but the worst deck ever. There's probably like two or three freaks who have like really nice ones. I wish you could buy like a mid-grade tape player but you can't you can't can you you it's either absolute garbage or something like really really nice super high end yeah who do we talk to about this i don't know there's gotta be some i can't believe there's no mid-grade players in the game what do you think at like like say like Sony who is the employee that handles the

cassette department like now? He's an asshole that's why it's only like the high end shit. Well do you think it's an old dude who's been there for this? No. He's an old salty pro who's been there for a while. What was I saying? I was gonna take this in another direction. You're gonna take this in another direction.

Doo-wop. You're getting closer. You're getting real close. I got this tape for my birthday from one of my children. It is a bootleg of the let's see exactly what it's called. McGruff's Smart Kids

album? Can you say it? This is a bootleg. McGruff's Smart Kids album. Who's McGruff? album can you say it this is a bootleg mcgruff smart kids album who's mcgruff mcgruff was the crime dog he was a big dog that would come and tell you like kids you don't want to get you don't want to don't don't smoke those cigarettes don't do heroin don't do heroin kids don't stick that needle in your arm was it a show he may He may have had a show, but I think he was mainly going to schools and doing shit like that. Oh, okay. This was like a PSA type thing? Yeah, it was like a PSA type thing.

And they put out... Who's that? Mr. Bean? What'd you say? Is that Mr. Bean or Ronald Reagan on the cover? It's Ronald Reagan. It's not Rowan Atkinson. I didn't know you could get those two people confused now I see

Ronald Reagan there was a tape that came out the songs are called like winners don't use drugs marijuana one of these songs is called marijuana really? there's a song called Inhalants nah

there's a song called Cocaine and Crack what? it's pretty good and i gotta say it's there is definitely you know the the the funny side to it the ironic side to it of this like uh of this very well done bootleg i should say the cbn i think it says chud buddies network is it put it together it's very nice um i forgot that this is a boot oh yeah i want to play but i'm going to play a few songs off this we're going to end with a couple of tracks since it's just me and you i'm usurping dave's space and i'm using up his bandwidth i'd love to hear cocaine uh inhalants and, all of them actually. Yeah.

Give me one more. Well, you're in luck because I'm going to play marijuana, inhalants, and cocaine and crack. Those three songs in order. And then I'm going to, and then flip it.

And I want to end it with a track. I'm going to end it with a track called I'm glad I'm me. It's the last track on the tape. And it's like a straight up fucking like orange milk burner it's so weird um but i think it's an excellent up any of the people that are like in the band to see what other stuff they've done i should i should check out discogs yeah so what better way to end 2020 than mcgruff that a little mcgruff marijuana crack cocaine heroin whatever whichever one it doesn't say i'm just glad to be me what do you think he would

have been cool with what's one thing that mcgruff is like hey kids you don't want to don't fuck around with heroin and don't do pills and stuff, but you know what? If you want to... Running. Running? Yeah, the runner's high. He's cool with that. I thought you meant something like run for as long as you can and then just hold your breath. He'd probably be fine with that. He's fine with that.

Getting fucked up in a natural way like that? Yeah, yeah. You know that old thing back in the day where you'd go like and then your friend would come behind you and, like, hold you, and then you'd pass out? That's the only way I can get high anymore. You ever did that in eighth grade? No.

I did that a few weeks ago, but I didn't fuck around in eighth grade with it. You're a late bloomer. All right, welcome to the podcast. All right, take us out. Last one in 2020. 2020, and then that bonus episode episode but it's probably a mess oh well yeah right

alright Joby stay safe alright alright I'll see you next year mwah bye bye The Thank you. I don't know. I see you in the kingdom, in the corner of God So there's nothing you see

The world is empty, the cross is shooting The city has been shooting The water has been dripping See the light of the moon Thank you. I'm not sure. The ascension of the heavenly king The perfect way of life The perfect way of life The perfect way of life I'm a romantic and I'm dying I'm a romantic and I'm dying The night is coming The night is coming The night is coming The night is coming I'm not going to let you go Thank you. Never cry, marijuana, don't try it at all

It's a lie, it's like beating your head on a wall Say no way, marijuana's a fast way to fall See you next time. lose it cuz your life is a gift don't abuse it if you gamble with life you can lose it cuz your life is a gift don't abuse it, oh Never try Marijuana, don't try it at all It's a lie It's like beating your head on a wall

Say no way Marijuana's a fast way to fall You don't pay, cause it's due and you're no good at all And you know, if you gamble with life you can lose it Gotta grow, cause your life is a gift, you can lose it. Gotta grow. Cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it. And you know. If you gamble with life, you can lose it. Gotta grow.

Cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it. A lot of people think that marijuana isn't dangerous, but they're wrong. Because not only does it harm a person's body and mind, but it often leads users to try other, even more dangerous drugs. And you know, if you gamble with life, you can lose it. Gotta grow. Cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it. And you know.

If you gamble with life, you can lose it. Gotta grow. Cause your life is a gift, don't abuse it Learn a lesson so true There's danger in inhalants They can break you in two So never sniff inhalants Breathing them is really no thrill Don't you know inhalants really can kill?

You'll be suffering pain They will damage your brain Don't do inhalants! Cause it's really insane Mark Insane-O! Cause inhalants kill Learn a lesson so true There's danger in inhalants

They can break you in two Learn a lesson so true. There's danger in inhalants. They can break you in two. So never sniff inhalants. Breathing them is really no thrill. Don't you know inhalants really can kill? Don't do inhalants. You'll be suffering pain. Don't do inhalants. They will damage your brain. Don't do inhalants. Cause it's really insane. It's more insane now. Cause inhalants kill.

Just because something is safe to use one way doesn't mean it's safe to use another way. Cleaners, sprays, and other household chemicals can become deadly poisons when inhaled. Don't ever try it. Just say no to inhalants. Breathing them is really no thrill. Don't you know inhalants really can kill? Don't do inhalants. You'll be suffering pain. Don't do inhalants you'll be suffering pain don't do inhalants they will damage your brain

don't do inhalants cause it's really insane smart kids say no cause inhalants kill don't do inhalants you'll be suffering pain don't do inhalants they will damage your brain don't do inhalants You'll be suffering pain Don't do inhalants They will damage your brain

Don't do inhalants Cause it's really insane Smart kids say no Cause inhalants kill Don't do inhalants Don't do inhalants Don't do inhalants. Don't do inhalants. Don't do inhalants.

Using crack and cocaine to get high. That's what you say you love. But it's really insane, you could die, what are you thinking of? Cause nobody's needing that crack and cocaine, there's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later you're burning your brain Making a mess of your mind Just a snort or a smoke In your greed That's all you care about But your life is a joke

And you need someone to help you out Cause nobody's needing that crack and cocaine There's terrible trouble behind it And sooner or later you're burning your brain Making a mess of your mind. Cause nobody's needing that crack and cocaine, there's terrible trouble behind it. And sooner or later you're burning your brain, making a mess of your mind. There is help available for people who have a problem with cocaine or crack addiction.

Have them call 1-800-COCAINE for advice. And if someone ever offers you crack or cocaine, be smart. Just say no. Cause nobody's needing that crack and cocaine. There's terrible trouble behind it, and sooner or later you're burnin' your brain, makin' a mess of your mind. Cause nobody's needin' that crack and cocaine, there's terrible trouble behind it, and sooner or later you're burnin' your brain, brain, making a mess of your mind.

Cause nobody's needing that crack and cocaine, there's terrible trouble behind it. And sooner or later you're burning your brain, making a mess of your mind. I like being me. Being me. And I know that you agree. Agree. It is so very true True You're the best at being you

Really you Really you Yeah Yeah I like every day Every day I can work and I can play I play

Every day when it's done Done I look back on all the fun Lots of fun Yes I'm Glad I'm me Yes I'm glad I'm me. Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Because my life is really great. I'm gonna celebrate. Well, I'm glad I'm me. Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Because my life is really great I'm gonna celebrate

Drugs are not for me You know you've got a lot going for yourself now I'm so glad I'm free Everything's fine, everything's super duper Drugs are not for me You have to keep your body strong, your brain sharp. I'm so glad I'm free. Feeling good, like I should.

I like being me. Being me. And I know that you agree. Agree. It is so very true. True. You're the best at being you. Really you.

Really you. Yeah. Yeah. I like every day. Every day. I can work and I being you. Really you. Really you. Yeah. Yeah. I like every day. Every day. I can work and I can play. I play. Every day when it's done.

Done. I look back on all the fun. Lots of fun. Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Because my life is really great. I'm gonna celebrate. Well, I'm glad I'm me. Yes, I'm glad I'm me, because my life is really great. I'm gonna celebrate. Drugs are not for me You know you've got a lot going for yourself now I'm so glad I'm free Everything's fine, everything's super duper

Drugs are not for me You have to keep your body strong, your brain sharp I'm so glad I'm free Feeling good, like I should, I'm so Glad I'm me Yes, I'm glad I'm free. Feeling good, like I should, I'm so glad I'm me. Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Because my life is really great. I'm gonna celebrate. Well, I'm glad I'm me.

Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Because my life is really great. I'm gonna celebrate. Well, I'm glad I'm me. Yes, I'm glad I'm me. Because my life is really great. I'm gonna celebrate.