Tabs Out Cassette Podcast - Episode #164 | 1.31.21

Episode Date: January 31, 2021

Bolus Calcs, Slugbug, Sea Moss, Neige & Norceur, Ophibre, Godflesh, Failing Lights, Ocean Floor, James A McDermid, Floor, Machine Listener, The Sloppy Boys, and Forgotten Sword

You're so dumb, you just don't get it. What tape are you playing? We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. Lordy, I hope they're tapes. That's a good label, too. We're gonna play some Kassims. Lordy, I hope they're tapes.

We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. We're gonna play some Kassims. That's a big Bayshon-esque number. We're gonna play play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. That's a big nation. I have no clue. We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette.

We're going to play some cassette. We're going to play some cassette. I played the goddamn tape. Play the goddamn tape. Lordy, I hope there are tapes. Tabs out. Cassette podcast. Episode number.

Olive Garden had revoked by never ending pasta pass. 164 I believe that's right Dave is that right is it 164 three I'm just going to trust you I don't know

it's been a long time actually it hasn't been that much longer than the normal it's been just about the exact amount of time that it normally is

yeah this is episode 164. It just feels like a lot has happened. A lot has happened. The world has changed. The world is different. I have to say the biggest thing now for me, and I've been thinking a lot about this,

is like, Joe B., how do you feel now that you're no longer the most well-known Joe B. from Delaware? Go to Joe. Oh, I know. It does kind of suck. Now that this president is there, and he's the most. Well, how B. from Delaware. Go to Joe. Oh, I know. It does kind of suck. Now that this president is there, and he's the most... Well, how do you think I feel also?

Because they've been saying on TV a lot, I heard them say three or four times, Wilmington to the White House. And you know what kind of pressure that puts on me? Now I'm thinking, all I got is this... How many people do you guys know

that have pictures with Joe Biden? Two. I think I know like seven people that have pictures with Joe Biden. I have a picture with Hunter Biden's laptop. At the computer store where he dropped it off? I have a picture on Hunter Biden's laptop. Oh, shit. If you know what I mean.

I don't want to know what you mean wow i don't know what we're doing talking about all this you know goddamn well you know goddamn well i got a lot of tapes i want to play see you know what dave i have a theory on this i think he he wants to put he wants to get us back to bi-monthly any three tapes each and until we do that he's just going to increase the number of tapes he's going to play per episode. TikTok boys. When will you break? Which number will break both of you?

I'm not playing too many more, but I am playing several. I'm the alpha. I'll start it off with this new cassette compilation on Horde Records. H-O-R-D. H-O-R-D. H-O- on Horde Records. Horde. Horde.

You know, H-O-A-R-D Records. I don't know how to say it. H-O. H-O. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. H-A-O. I biffed.

I biffed big time. Wait, wait. You biffed. Wait a minute. I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm sorry, Your Honor. Olive Garden had revoked my never-ending pasta pass. H-A-O-R-D records.

You know it's the label they're putting out. Macula Dog, Rick Weaver, things like this. It's weird. It's weird. I'm not going to sit here and try to act like I know what kind of music this is. I'm past that point. Is there a sticker on the cover? I can't really see the artwork.

The artwork's like a gremlin a weird goblin made out of trash and like ketchup bottles what's that a couple wavy lines yeah it's a couple wavy lines it is kind of like if anyone has seen muncher from the ghostbusters this does look like a naked a naked muncher this is muncher and just like i'm taking this no makeup selfie and i'm posting it and i don't care but uh there's some it's just weird shit this label does the weirdest fucked up fucking bullshit bullshit weird fucking goddamn hot donuts with chocolate or caramel you put it on top they're doing the weirdest stuff it's like they're they're smoking toilet water they're popping pills yeah they're doing all the weirdest stuff getting kicked out It's like they're smoking toilet water. They're popping pills. Yeah, they're doing all the weirdest stuff.

Getting kicked out of Olive Garden. They're getting kicked out of... Great pasta. They're getting kicked out of Olive... They would get kicked out of Olive Garden. You kidding me? Unlimited salad. They get kicked right out of that goddamn place.

Breadsticks. But I'm going to play two tracks from this one. I'm going to play Bolas Calcs and Slug Bolas Calcs. I think Bolas is like when you like How do you spell the last word?

C-A-L-C-S Like you're talking about a calculator but you don't have a lot of time. Yeah. Well that's what nerds call them. They're just like

I'm my calc. Get my calc. This is several of them though. Bolas Calcs. I think Bolas is when you like balled up chewed food or something. Isn't that what that is? But you're saying what kind of grossness I'm getting at, right?

With these weirdos. They're just fucked up in their brains. They're like eating cereal for every meal. Slug bug. I've done that before. It's not that bad. You might want to contribute to the next one. This is the second compilation.

Slug bug is the other band. Or the other project. That's it. And I'm playing those. It's 18 tracks in all on this con. Very good. Dracula, Dog, Rick Weaver. Good job. You know what?

Let's take a moment. Haley, you better check your family, man. Your internet's a little bit janky tonight. Is it me now? You have been freezing. Yeah. You've been freezing a lot. Well, I'm the one recording it,

so if I'm freezing, it's fine. Since I'm recording that and I'm getting the audio, kind of the base rule is if I'm freezing, it's pleasing. But if it's you guys, no pies. No pies? No. Get any sweet treats. Well, no pies. No pies. Gets any sweet treats. Well, I don't like pie, except for peanut butter pie. It's got to be frozen.

Frozen peanut butter pie. Actually, I like pumpkin pie, but just like a real thin slice. Joe B., I was going to break out a cold pumpkin pie and a meat slicer, and I was just going to slice it like prosciutto. I was going to slice you some pumpkin pie. I don't want it that thin, but maybe. Like a thin slice of deli meat? But a pie, but a frozen pie.

That sounds pretty good actually pretty good yeah you could yeah i would i wouldn't mind actually having that as a topping on my slice of pie like some other thin slices of a different pie like you use like a cheese you know those cheese it's not a cheese peeler but like the cheese where you can see like the really, like a cheese shaver kind of, you know? Yeah. Where it like- Frozen and it curls up. Donuts with chocolate or caramel.

Yeah, that's actually sounds pretty cool. And then a drizzle of something. Unlimited salad. Yeah, pasta for life. It sounds good. Drizzle of chocolate shell. Yeah. Yeah, perfect.

I'm surprised Kraft- That's a gourmand dessert, Dave. I'm surprised Kraft doesn't make the singles, a single thing of pie. You can just... Oh, a single slice of frozen pie. Wait, how are we slicing this, by the way? Are we taking the whole pie and slicing across the top? No, they're vertical slices. So you get a piece of the crust, too.

Okay. Well, you could get a piece of the crust, too. Okay. Well, you could get the crust the other way, too. In fact, the first few slices would just be crust rings. They're sliced wedges. I get a lot of tapes. A triangular-shaped piece of pie. Files done.

I get a lot of tapes. I get a lot of tapes. You know what I would like? If you took the Joe Cut It the way that you say you cut it. Do like 50 slices and then push them all together again. Now here's what I'm going to do

real quick. Do that but it's two different pies. It's like a thin slice of chocolate, a thin slice of peanut butter, a thin slice of pumpkin, and then that becomes a slice. We're on to something.

I lost my lifetime pasta membership to Olive Garden. Dave, do you want to go, or do you want me to go? Go ahead, Joe. I'll go. All right, Dave will go. I'm going to play this CMOS tape on Crash Symbols. Crash Symbols. You guys know Crash Sy crash cymbals. Crash cymbals. You guys know crash cymbals?

I like crash cymbals. I haven't really heard from them in a bit. Oh, they've been sending tapes on tapes. I was just going to say the same. I have not received any from Tabs Out, the pipeline. Some of them don't make it all the way to the end. There's a log jam at my house. At the end. So, yeah, I a there's a log jam at my house yeah yeah so yeah i'm gonna

play the cmos tape portland oregon project uh just some um just some electronics and drums just some weird ass shit and i taught myself how to use a drum machine and a synthesizer that sounds good man it sounds like i like I'll like it. The name makes me think I'm going to be very, very relaxed. Well, you'd be surprised because I'm just pulling one sentence from the description on the band camp. It says, Seamoss have arrived

at a modus operandi that will make weakling poop eggs. I don't think this is going to be very relaxing, Haley. Are you kidding me? You're going to be pooping poop eggs. Yeah, I think so. I like that.

The tape is called Bidet Dreaming. Is the label from Morgantown, West Virginia? Yes. I like that little town. That's cool. Morgantown's cool, man. I didn't know that. I like that little town. That's cool. That's a cool town. I got a question, Dave.

You say Bidet Dreaming is the name of the tape? Yeah, Bidet Dreaming. So what's that? Is the bidet dreaming? Is the bidet doing the dreaming? Or maybe you're dreaming about bidets. Or you're dreaming about a bidet. I just got a bidet. Did you?

I was just about to ask you guys how you feel about bidets. I was thinking about getting bidet. I like to get a bidet. I don't know, but like, I tell you guys, it'll work. Did you? I was just about to ask you guys how you feel about bidets. No shit. Because I was thinking about getting one too. Oh yeah, we just got one. Yeah.

How is it? It's awesome. How do you get it to, how do you get it to aim perfect? To get it to aim perfect is like a sharp string. There's a slider. There's like,

no, there's a slider that moves the thing. And how's it do, like, does it really? So it oscillates? No, no, like the thing does it do, like, does it... So it oscillates? No, no, like the thing,

it shoots water like... And you can move this to get right to your, you know... Say it. Say it. Do you have to do, like, a paper wipe after? Or do you just go... Well, you know, you gotta dry off,

because it's wet, you know? You don't just use, like, a communal towel? You don't just use, like, a it's wet. You don't just use a communal towel. You don't just use a towel that everyone shares. I don't use a communal towel. How long have you had the bidet? A couple of months. You just said a few bidets. It's an add-on.

You put it on top and then you run it to the line in your toilet. Hey, Joe Bay. Yeah. I'm assuming I froze when i said you should have said a few bidets oh a few days thank you thank you all right i got a lot of tapes let's move this well the the artwork has like a little cartoon pig pooping out like a bubble that says the daydreaming on it immature but i like it it like the art. I'll show you to be rushing me. And the liner notes,

it's coming out of his head. Oh, Jesus Christ. Look at that. Right in the toilet. This is beautiful. It's very conceptual. It's very conceptual. This is like a little like a, what do you call this? Almost like a tapestry, but it's squiggle vision. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't like the potty humor on the cover, Dave. That's okay.

You know, you can't please everybody everybody I guess it's technically bidet humor though, isn't it? Still goes in the potty Yeah, it does It's like bidet humor is like a subset of potty humor Piss, shit, I like it all Diarrhea, real

It's a little bit cleaner Potty humor A little cleaner, a little wetter. I like urinal humor. You like urinal humor? Urinal cake humor. Urinal cake. Is that what that's about?

Alright, Joe B., you got a tape? I do. Do we know who Seamoss is? I'm getting pretty tired. That's why I'm rushing. Joe B. says don't rush, but last time... Do we know who Seamoss is? I'm getting pretty tired. That's why I'm rushing. Joe beats us. Don't rush. But last time. Look how easy it is to get them going, Joe.

Last time Dave came late. I know. Dave came late and left early last time. You're already getting tired, Dave. We've only been doing this for like 20 minutes. I'm joking. I'm joking. Uh-oh.

Making a joke. What are you playing? Making one of them their're uh making a clean christian joke okay i'm gonna play this cassette tape by niege and noarker why do you speak this is from canada in the french uh region so put that kind of accent on what i said the tape is called la la senuere des loops i heard lubes i heard loops we talking about tape loops no loops like l-u-p-s so it's something of wolves the something of wolves the something i don't know what saying your way means i want to say blood why don't you look it up right now blood the blood i don't want to use too much my internet

because i complain you don't have a you don't have like an old weather dictionary on hand will you say look it up yeah no like uh encyclopedia they're at my parents house it's okay can you go there can you call your mom real quick? Call my mom? Yeah, have her look it up. This is on Les Producciones Heretics. All this shit's kind of French, huh? Well, it's from French Canada. Wow.

French hour over here. Wow. Well, I'm trying to bring a little culture and a little style. I like it. A little flavor, taste. Because they're probably listening culture I like it flavor, taste they're probably listening to this like they do all these hot dog boys these hot dog boys with their hot dog music

you just play something with some culture all you do is these hot dog boys with their hot dog music I think this is a project of one guy Spiritus What's his name?

Spiritus Is that Greek? Is that Greek or something? No, it's French, Dave This is all French, Dave This is French hour, come on Is that Greek or something? You speak Norwegian?

No. You guys speak Norwegian? Yeah, this is scary shit. What's that guy doing? Scary with an axe. What's he got an axe for? Because he's scary. He doesn't look like he's even joking around.

He looks serious. This came out in 2009, and I guess was recently reissued man why didn't you show me that first i would have been trying to clown on like the whole french stuff the whole time i know on a gold gold tape i'm gonna come get you yeah i was picturing some kind of jangly frenchman with like stripes no this is canadian this is french canadian yeah they, you know, he has a flannel on because it's really cold. Yeah. And an axe to cut down animals. French Canadian isn't regular French.

It's kind of like a morphed breed of it because they blend it with the hockey. They're tougher with the hockey and different kinds of cigarettes. They don't wear the little hats. And they don't eat long bread. They eat, like, big loaves of bread. No baguette? No bread no baguette? no no baguette it's a big loaf of bread that they made on a fire you know

it torments me it makes black metal French Canadian black metal French Canadian black metal now they're gonna come whip my ass listen I'm just a hot dog boy I'm just a hot dog boy that's a good that's a good derogatory term for an American I hope that catches on a hot dog boy. Leave me. I'm just a hot dog boy. That's a good derogatory term for an American. Hot dog boy.

I hope that catches on. A hot dog boy. I'll post it right now on 4chan. Okay, it's up. I'll put it on my parlor. All right, and that's what I'm playing, Mike. I'm going to throw one more in this block really quick. I'm going to throw an Ophibur.

What? I don't think it's ever come back around. All right. I'm going to play an Ophiber tape. Remember we were talking about Ophiber like last episode? Yeah, you remember? Ben Rostigal? Exactly, yeah.

We were talking about it. Somehow it came up. He's very conceptual with the packaging, with the tapes, would do weird stuff that you'd have to either put in. I think I still have one with like a turmeric in a condom stapled to the. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's good for,

you know. Yeah. If you know what, Jesus Christ, don't talk about that. Conversation will be over in two seconds. Yeah. And it's always like,

you got to put tapes together or take them apart. You have to do something. Yeah. This was just. Speaking of Haley, hold on one second. I'll hold on. I'll just say in the meantime, this is a tape on Ghetto Naturalist, a split with

Patrick M. that I grabbed off the shelf. I don't know if you remember this label, Joe B. What's that, Metroid? It looks kind of like Metroid. That is Metroid. I don't think I've ever noticed that before. It always just kind of seemed like spray paint splatter to me. But now that I'm looking at it, that is absolutely

like a Metroid type stencil, right? That's like a... That looks like a side-scroller Game Boy game. Yeah, it does. Of a space guy shooting. I have a real reel. A real reel?

Yeah. Wow. You just got one, though. Where's the other reel? Yeah. Wow. You just got one, though. Where's the other reel? Yeah, man. Where's it supposed to go? That one comes with the machine, I think. Dave tried to play it. It just seems he's chasing it throughout his house. Oh! I forgot the other reel!

I just roll it down the stairs a lot of times. Oh, hot on. Very funny. Well, I'm going to play, yeah, something off of this tape. This is from 2011. It was a C30, edition 75. I'm not sure where you would get it from now. That dude kind of just disappeared. You know, he was putting out stuff,

and then in 2011, he was like gone. No one knows where he is. Or maybe he just moved on with his life. I don't know. But maybe he got tired of doing all this wackadoo shit with these tapes. Okay. Okay. I like to dance, dance I miss the day when I was lost I can't stop

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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm It doesn't matter what you buy It doesn't even matter if it's true That you are what you need

Whatever's available Don't ever spend the same When you're getting What you're saying It's true You've got to keep doing this All the time It's all in the shoulder of the human I'm a little stuffer, so to my mind Doesn't even matter, it's true that I'm the taste

That you want my body, you think you want my body, I'm going to Uh-oh, dying, dying spares the mental fears You have a body of your own too Uh oh, die you do Tired spirits and mental fears Sensible to human ears I've come from the future, only to see the fake plans Set apart in the crowd Turn around when I ate the rotators I've come from the past and gradually you are your fake kid

At 21, 22 Was speaker at the grocery store Still blaring Stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Do they really want to live forever? I'll be dead and gone And they'll recycle my parts Into some boomer atom hearts

It doesn't matter who's smart It doesn't matter who is smart Fixes in your mate of ten Your five ideas will not suffice for sustenance Fixes in your mate of ten Your five ideas will not suffice for sustenance Fixes in your mate of ten Your five ideas will not suffice for sustenance. The fixes in your mail and your five ideas

will not suffice for sustenance. Ah! Injured by a truck. Injured by a big truck. Injured by a Grunt, grunt, grunt, guns into a On zone.

Grunt, grunt, grunt, guns into a Injured world of mine. Injured world of mine. Injured world into a big truck. Grunt, grunt, grunt, guns into a On zone. Grunt, grunt, grunt, I've been to a world of mine Been to a world of mine Been to a world of mine Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt's into a fun zone Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt's into a fun zone What did you do with the good facts?

What did you do with the facts I like? Where'd you put the good stuff? Wow, did you buy a truck again? Oh! Slip on a grape Slip on a damn grape Slip and fall like Burger King I will reach you someday This is where I keep my bad thoughts Keep them in the phone Tweet to a ho-ran Tell him what I really think

Write it down real slow Gonna put it outside in a post-it Need to buy a truck Flattened by a bus Flattened by a long bus Proportionately flattened by a twill of a bus Wise guy stop lies into a new phone Wise guy stop lies into a new phone

Here are those guns for me Later on Gonna name each one of you in the lawsuit Gonna count up on the mulch in my shoe Gonna put it on Saturday's whip-bone Right upside down And the grievances are at end Injured shall be by a my truck epitaph My truck, Ebitda. I don't know. uh

uh I'm going to go get you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not a monster! so Yeah! Thank you. so I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die

I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die Thank you. I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot

I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot I'm a fucking idiot The The The The

The The The The The The Thank you. Thank you. Let's go. This part of the play Is the sinistration Is the quality That I'm saying Can you not hold The vision of the unknown?

Release Don't say a word I know soon Some can afford You gotta bounce it off Thank you. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I'm gonna get us to the ship! I'm gonna get a gun! Hit him! Hit him now! Hit him! The next day I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of water. so All right. Come on! Come on! Come on! Okay. All right. Nice. I'm sorry. All right. I'm going to go ahead and get the car. so I can't wait in like five years when we can do it in person, Dave. I think we're going to be doing it in person in March.

In March? Yeah. That's my birthday. That's the anniversary show, too. I was just saying to Dave, Dave's got his first vax. I know, level one. I'll be probably getting one. He's a first responder, though.

Yeah, he's a hero. You're last of the line. No, don't get me started on it. I already know. Everyone, literally everyone in my life around me has all gotten their first shot. Everyone. Oh, really? So wait, how many people are in your life around you?

Well, not many. Not many. Liz and your kids all got the vaccination shot? No, the kids didn't get it. They're not old enough. But I'm talking about Liz, Dave. That's it. Dave, all right.

And if you were offered it, you wouldn't take it. So that doesn't count. Only in my butt. I'm going to get actually all of them. Pfizer. Pfizer. Moderna count. Only in my butt. I'm going to get actually all of them. Pfizer. Pfizer. Moderna. Moderna in my butt. Dave, when you got yours, was it like

chrome or was it voice grade? Oh, it was metal. Metal. They put way too much metal in those things. Alright, bolus calcs. Slug bug. Some weirdos fucking, not going to get into how weird they are. The Horde 2 compilation on Horde Records.

Seamoss, Bidet Dreamin' on Crash Symbols. Bidet, mate. Bidet, mate. Bidet, mate. But we all said it. Niget y Norker. Keep going. That's it.

La Songoniere de Luz. Yeah, don't do it. Just stop. What? That wasn't good? Why was that flagged? I was actually trying to do an accent. Why is that bad?

No one knew what was going on. We already saw the picture of the guy with the... You think he doesn't have that axe anymore? Oh, the guy with the axe. I see. Come on, man. I'm not scared of him. I am.

I am. I just play his band. You're not scared. Actually, you know what? No one... They're not going to listen to this. They won't understand my accent, my hot dog him. I am. I am. I just play this band. You're not scared. Actually, you know what? No, they're not going to listen to this. They won't understand my accent, my hot dog accent. Come on. I'll whip your ass.

Yeah, your hot dog accent. They can't understand a word you're saying. I'll whip your ass. I'll beat your ass with your own shoes. Get over here. Dave, stop munching so hard on the mic. Oh, I'm trying to. That's why I was leaning.

I was trying to stay away from it. Can you still hear it? Yeah, I think it's echoing off your off your wall it doesn't fucking matter yeah paint that wall a new color all right joe b start off this round i'm gonna start off this round with a god god flesh tape a what god flesh god flesh oh goldfish old old school this is uh goldfish gold i've been listening to the street cleaner like street cleaners awesome yeah it's so good it's so weird to me that that was 1980 what 87 or 89 yeah it's crazy yeah and you know he would and you know he was in napalm death too right yeah yeah like the

first record who wasn't in napalm death, though? There were a lot of people. No original members. I'll tell you that goddamn much. Everybody was in Napalm Death. So what is this? What I love about Godflesh, too, is just like the font. Like, just like. Hell yeah.

You know what I mean? That's Impact, right? It's sick. That's the first name. That's Impact. And I'll tell you right now, it has quite an impact. The one shirt that's just like the eyes in a in a rectangle and it just says god flesh underneath yeah this is all too scary for me i can't believe

you're gonna play this so this is on hospital uh productions oh really yeah what did hospital i think this originally came out on avalanche in the um uh around like 2016 17 yeah it came out reissued by uh hospital on tape so which is cool is it's like the new it's like godflesh back again because it's like two you know only four years ago godflesh 2.0 yeah and it sounds like you know it still has that impact of old Godflesh. Hot donuts with chocolate or caramel. You put it on top. Drum machine, you know, repetitive riff thing. I told you about this one because I've been doing this thing.

No, you told me about the Greek one. No, I told you about what? The Greek tape, which I also bought. I'll play next time. No, I told you. Oh, yeah, that'll play next time no i told you oh yeah that's right i yeah i told you about that and i didn't tell you i didn't mention the godflesh tape i'd already bought that like separate oh that's interesting it is interesting what tape did i tell you about the greek i don't remember what the band is because it's in the other room but

it's something from greece that's like old it's from like the 80s it's a hospital put out is like a black metal thing it's like yeah kind of yeah okay yeah i text you about that because i've been doing this thing where since you don't take the tapes i give you anymore i've been like trying to sway your purchases yeah you're still suddenly uh what do they call that I worm my way in there. You're like shadow government. Have you seen this cowdy cavitation tape on 3-1-G? You're like, I'll order that. I'm like, yes.

Yes, you will. You're still pulling the strings. You're still behind the curtain, Wizard of Oz, pulling the rods of my decision making. I am. There's a lot you don't know. You know what? That actually just fucks my head up. Now I gotta totally reconsider.

I feel like I've been buying my own tapes, but I'm not. No, no, sir. I'm still buying the tapes that you want me to listen to. Well, I'll tell you this. You're not doing it on your own free will. I still have a part of it. You still have a part of it.

I'm not choosing. I'm still not not choosing it's gotta make you wonder what other aspects of your life i'm fucking with or anybody oh don't bring a lot to think about what is what is free will i don't know one of the first tapes that i bought was a godflesh tape really i wasn't cool enough for it yeah i didn't like it it was when i got it i got it with like a guar tape or something but it was like i didn't understand the difference between like albums and eps and i bought it and it was like i paid like full price for there's only two songs and like it was something on e-rate it was like a two two track ep or something yeah i did the same with like with bad brains like i got bad brains too young yeah and just like the fuck is this it's only because you know the beastie boys punk tape

mentioned them and uh and i was like well i'll check that out and i was like this is stupid i like the beastie boys i'm always discovering stuff right actually at this point i don't know you know maybe someone else mentioned for me to get that tape and i just got it and i don't even know now well yeah why did i choose that the beastie boys recommended that you did it i don't even yeah god damn it i have no i uh who am i and i have no idea why i got a god flesh because god flesh like that scene was nowhere near on my rate like right yeah it was probably because you got that some butthead or anything they never did like a

music i don't know because you saw like you saw this that's the fun remember and dave also you were just like big sounds sick alpha alphabetically it was probably right by the guar tape probably so like what else did you get that day goldfinger what else did you get that day? Goldfinger? What else did you pick up? I remember all the tapes that I bought from that store. You got a Godspeed, you Black Emperor tape. A lot of G.O. to That would have thoroughly

confused me. I was like, what the fuck is this? It has violins and they keep just like, they've just been playing the same note for like 10 minutes. Joby, I also got a tape on Hospital. Oh, what do you got? I bought, they put out a double one, like a double, I don't know what length these are.

They're probably like judging by, I don't have my ruler on me, but judging by the thing, I'd say, I guess a double C45 would be my guess from Failing Lights. Mike Connelly's project. The guy from Mike Connelly, yeah. The guy from Mike Connelly, yeah. The guy from Mike Connelly, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think it's his solo project.

It may be with his wife, but I think it's his solo project. What's that like these days? Well, I'm going to guess we're going to find out. What, having a wife? No, no, his project. Is it spooky? Too scary. It's spooky.

It's lo-fi. You might even say there's some like maybe i don't want to say dungeon synth i don't want to do it oh i don't want to do and get everybody's hopes up but uh there might be a little bit dungeon synth elements on these tapes yeah there's some modern dungeon there's like he's got the keyboards and like just that he just dings you with it like a little oh yeah he just nips you with it. It's music that, like, you make with toenail clippers. What?

It's real fine, real delicate. Dave's toenail clippers or, like, mine? No, Dave's toenail, that's more like a gorophobic nosebleed or something. This is, like, I'm talking about a regular person. I use a belt sander. Yeah, Dave's got a Dremel for those Tootsies. But it comes, it's one of these, you know, really tall. I don't know where these scary noise people are getting these tall plastic bags.

This Beyond the Ruins, like thousands. I think I get my bulk rice in those bags. So maybe that's what they're doing. They make scary, they buy all this bulk rice and then they make scary music and they put it in these really, really big bags. So maybe that's what they're doing. They buy all this bulk rice and then they make scary music and they put it in these really, really big bags. X amount of ounces of basmati I get in that.

This seems like a shitty bag for rice though because the bottom's flat. Yeah, it doesn't like bulk out or anything. No, it bulks out with the rice, baby. Who tells us? It's a double tape edition. It doesn't like bulk out or anything. No, it bulks out with the rice, baby. Who tells us?

This is a double tape edition. It's an edition of 100. There's 86 regular ones and 14 special ones. And did I get the special one? No, sir. No, I just got a regular one. You got a regular one? Yeah, I feel like such a spanked ass with this regular ass.

I'm supposed to have the good shit. Well, the special one was only probably a dollar more, and you're like, I'm not paying a dollar more. Yeah, right. I'm sure some of these people, they do the special ones, and it's like, I'm sure Hospital Records, they painted something on velvet, and it's like $90 or something like that. Black velvet?

No, they got special imported. Red velvet? No, it's more like a craft brown. A craft brown? It's like a craft brown. A craft brown. It's like a craft brown velvet with some blue spray paint on it. A lot of spray paint on this thing. Really? You know what it looks like.

Yes. Still? They're still doing it. I keep writing the editor of noise and saying, dear editor, I have a problem getting this spray paint off my heads. But yeah, they're still doing it. They're still putting spray paint on. I don't mind it. I don't mind it too much.

You should make some noise-safe spray paint. Noise-safe spray paint. Yeah, why aren't they... Well, that's locked up, and you've got to be over 35 to get... Yeah, you've got to wear a gas mask to apply that shit. I think, Dave Dave this might be I don't know if that vaccine made you smarter but you just stumbled on a really good idea

half spray paint I don't know because I kind of feel like part of the appeal is that it does gunk everything up right yeah it's got limited playability fuck your tape fuck your tape player like I forget what rapper said don't put me in your box fuck your tape player I forget what rapper said

don't put me in your box if your shit eats tapes this is the flip this is different than that put me in your box if your shit eats tapes by putting me in your box it's gonna eat tapes

it's gonna put debris inside gunk it's a one tapes it's gonna put debris in gunk gunk and it's a one-time it's a one-time listen let him talk i have my idea and i want to say it really quickly you have an idea yes and now it doesn't seem that good anymore ah i'm so mad i didn't know you had an idea sorry i was looking at dave here's my i can only look at one of you on the Zoom. Let me fucking see it. Okay. And Dave's bigger, so he takes up more of the screen.

Let him talk. Half spray paint, half tape head cleaner in one bottle. Oh. So you spray your tapes with the tape head cleaner, but it's also spray paint. So you're thinning it down with tape head cleaner. I don't know how. Listen.

You don't know the science. You're an idea man. No, I got the money. I'm the money. I just put the money into it. Oh, you're the shark tank. You're Mr. Money. I don't know how. Listen. You don't know the science. You're an idea man. No, I'm not. I got the money. I'm the money. I just put the money into it. Or you're the shark tank. You're Mr. Money.

I'm the shark tank, yeah. But I'm willing to put $20 into this. I want to get approached by like John Olsen and he's like, he's like got the new American. $20, that's gold. Yeah. That'll fund three more releases. 20 bucks, that's gold. Yeah. That'll fund three more releases.

That's what we call capital. Capital. All right. So me and Joe B., we got a little hospital block. All right, yeah. You just want to do that, or you? No, no, no.

Dave can get it on. Dave, you want to get it on this? Oh, okay. All right, yeah. Dave can watch. Yeah. You guys want to start a finance podcast? You can do a little bit of hand stuff. Yeah, you want to get it on this? Dave can watch. You guys want to start a finance podcast? You can do a little bit of hand stuff.

You want to do hand stuff while we play these two hospital tapes? Wait, didn't I say I'm doing the CMOS tape? No, that was from before, man. Oh, really? This is the third block? No, this is the second block. The CMOS tape was the first tape you played, and the only tape. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Okay, time's highlighting shrinking and but the question is do you want to do you want to do a hospital block with us or do you want to just do hand stuff i don't have any i don't have any hand stuff but i'll do some he can play a tape well then joe why don't mean you do hand stuff while he plays his tape sounds good to me i want to do hand stuff. I mean... No, no. You guys are trying to shut me out of doing hand stuff.

You don't have to use my hands. I know my hands are big. It's not that. That's good that they're big. That's fine. Great pasta. What time? They're clean. Oh, it's after nine. that's fine great pasta what time they're clean

oh it's after it's after nine I'll play this ocean floor tape on eiderdown oh eiderdown that's

wait wait wait that's deep Dave that's not an eiderdown tape you just showed it is

my eyes are going crazy why does it look wrong why does it look totally wrong yeah it's not it's not... I didn't even realize until I looked at the B-side

that it was an Eiderdown record stick. But yeah, it's not... Oh, they changed the look. It's not the normal Eiderdown aesthetic. I learned a lot. Look at that. No, it's completely different. They are known for these little drawings

of gnomes gone wild and like different kind of I got like six of those DVDs if you want to come over next weekend oh brother trust me mask off VHS on let's do this indoors talk about hand stuff

they usually do like they usually do like the screen print like four or five color. Yeah, fantastical creatures. Yeah, fantastical creatures with really thick lines. Yeah. Thick line, cartoony stuff. But this is like an abstract collage maybe.

And I think it might still be silkscreen. I can't tell. I mean, there's maybe. Get real close to it. Put your nose against it. It feels like I feel texture. So I don't know. I would have to.

You boys are like the print experts. I wouldn't be able to tell you. I can't tell from the Zoom. No. It looks cool, though. Yeah, it looks cool. But, yeah, just this dude, Christopher Hollis, from Bristol, or at least it was recorded in Bristol.

Okay. Wait, no, that was, I'm sorry, this was recorded by Christopher Hollis. This is the guy that recorded it. The person that wrote and performed it, Angus Wrighty. It's a turtle. I don't know. A-O-N-G-H-U-S. When did this come out?

2019. Did I think Eiderdown stopped releasing things or did I just not notice them anymore? Well, this is the only one i'm pretty sure they're still putting stuff out or maybe they haven't i mean who knows like look it up right now i'm gonna i'm gonna look well i think we should do a whole other episode on that on whether or not either down is still releasing stuff. Whether you just didn't realize they still made tapes or they stopped. They're still putting stuff out. Which aesthetic?

I want to do like a what's that podcast on from NPR that people serial style true crime podcast on whether you just forgot they made tapes anymore yeah or you didn't realize the covers changed well guess what asshole i'll never tell you the truth i'll never give up that information ever ever i'll take it i think it'd be popular and i just want to put it out there yeah it'd be popular for our patreon members no so eiderdown is still putting stuff out but they've only put it out five tapes after this one. And what do they look like? So it's like slow. It's kind of like a mixture between like one-off,

not any aesthetic and the regular aesthetic, depending on the release. I wonder what's going on. I got to know. They're just changing it up. I don't want them to change it up. I like it like it was. I don't like change, Dave.

It scares me. I mean, if I had to pick the Eiderdown aesthetic that we all think of when we think of Eiderdown, that's one of my favorite tapes. Yeah, it's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's a good look. Yeah, it's great. I mean, the woven skull tape is lovely. No one's going look. Yeah, it's great. The woven skull tape

is lovely. No one's going to say that this tape looks bad. You know, no one's going to say that. No one's going to say this doesn't, but no, but I'm not going to sit around and talk about how good it looks. The Ramble Tamble tape, I mean, come on.

I could live in that. I could live. They wouldn't let me live in that. I could live in that part. They'd tell me, get out of here. It's way too nice in here. They probably would. I mean, a lot of the characters on that cover kind of have a go on get kind of vibe to them. Yeah, yeah.

The colors they use were always so beautiful. Yeah, good stuff. Good stuff. Whatever, I'm sure this is good too oh my god We'll be right back. No! No! No! No! We'll be right back. I'm out. We'll be right back. I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm We'll be right back. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The The Earth The Earth The Earth The Earth Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Godflesh. Failing Lights.

Ocean Floor. Hell of a block. Dave, you want to start with this block? Uh, I can. You don't have to. You don't have to. And after the things that Joby has said about you, I don't start with this block uh I can you don't have to you don't have to and after the things that Joby has said about you

I don't expect you to um let me just give me one second take your time oh take all the time you need do you want to talk about

what you're going to play next this conversation will be over in two seconds this is a uh tape by a project called Phantoms too called Phantoms. Too scary, Phantoms. Too scary.

On Sounds Against Humanity. It came out a couple years ago, 2018-ish. 2018, I think. What's the difference between a phantom and a ghost? You know what? That's a good question. I don't know if it's just a matter of, I don't know if it's like a semantic difference

or if there's like an actual difference. I don't think a phantom... Phantoms sound scarier. I think a phantom isn't necessarily a ghost. It's just something you... Like an apparition. You kind of see it. I think the phantom...

Well, phantoms... I mean... Let's think about it. Phantom of the Opera. He's not a ghost. All right. Yeah, Roger Stone with a penguin mask on think about it phantom of the opera it's like uh he's not a ghost all right it's like it's yeah roger stone with like a penguin mask on is like a phantom yeah right oh okay yeah or like a yeah it's okay i have a question wide shut like all the all the weird people and eyes wide shut when i was too young to see that dave that's uh nc-17 i think it's

it's a ghost that dress like's... It's a ghost that dresses like that. A human that dresses like a ghost. No, it's an actual ghost. He's a ghost? Oh, it's actually James A. McDermott is the name of the project. So it's not Phantoms. It's just not on the...

Because it's just Phantoms on the spine. It just says Phantoms on the spine. Don't do that. You want to confuse people. Is the name of the tape phantoms on the spine. It just says phantoms on the spine. Just to scare you. Don't do that. You want to confuse people. Is the name of the tape phantoms? Don't confuse people. The name of the tape is phantoms. Okay.

So we still should be a little bit scared. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time. This is just making me wonder now then, what is phantom power on the mixer? And should I turn it off? Yeah.

You should never turn it on. Why did I turn it on? What did I let loose? What happens when you turn it off? Yeah, you should never turn it on. Why did I turn it on? What did I let loose? What happens when you turn it on? What is this all about? I don't know anything about it. I don't know much about it either. It's just a tape that, I mean,

aside from what I told you, it's just that it's James McDermott. I don't have anything else by this project yeah it comes in this um couple way it's kind of hard to see because it comes in one of those like tinted norelco cases it's got that ashy oh that like uh yeah i like it's like almost like sunglasses you know but just like the minimal tint on it yeah just a minimal tint yeah yeah it's like your early morning sunglasses yeah you're saying that naroko case has tint yeah no no yeah the naroko case it has that slight black tint yeah it's probably hard to see charcoal or gray tint yeah you know what they should be look at the edge hell you see i can't see it's like smoky. Yeah, it's like a smoke.

You know what they should be making? Transition Narokos that get dark when you bring them outside. You should try to do a tape. I hate people who have those. You know what would be really good is a color-changing shell. Like a mood ring or something. When you hold it in your hand,

you let go and it shows the, and then it slowly disappears. Or like what was the clothing that when it got hot, it would... Jenko. Jenko. A tape should be Jenko jeans. A tape should absolutely... They should make it on chrome. All right, I can do this too. A tape should be Silly Putty.

That one doesn't really work. This is a pretty they only made 25 of these 25? not many there's 24 more out there you think we can track them down? I got number 4 let's do a separate podcast

about that where we track down the other copies of this? Yeah. It can be like the people who buy every copy of the White Album or every like... Not mine, no. I still got mine. It's worth like $40 to $50. You can't get those.

The White Albums? No. Let's do another podcast about Beatles records. That's rare. Did you guys ever see... I think maybe it was like a Vice News thing. There's like a store. It was probably

in Brooklyn, like the size of like Control or something, and they only sold the Beatles' White Album. What? They had like... That's cool. I'm pretty sure it was an actual store, not a gallery space where they just displayed it did it weird did they have all formats did they have all formats no it was just vinyl oh i saw

just i couldn't buy like a new cd version of it like a like an anniversary edition remember when we went to hospital and it was like in the weird dungeon basement of a reggae store yeah you had to go like in a zelda level like you had to go in a Zelda level. You had to put a bomb on the floor and open it up. It definitely wasn't handicap accessible. No, no, no. Unless you can take a wheelchair down a ladder. And it was in a weird

stone basement of this store. Like a Minecraft storage. Yeah. It was so small. Yeah, yeah. It's like a Minecraft storage. Yeah. It was so small. Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, you definitely felt trapped inside of it,

that's for sure. Yeah. How do you sit in there all day? It must drive you mad. It must drive you absolutely mad. All right, Joe B., what do you got? Play this floor tape. Oh.

Yeah. Okay. Speaking of Godflesh and floor. floor yeah fucking rock and roll it's been a while since i listened to street cleaner and there's like a cut towards the end of the street cleaner record where i was like i was just sitting in my office like listening to godflesh and then all of a sudden this cut came on and i thought it went into like floor radio because it sounds like a fucking floor song yeah how long has floor been a band 20 years before floor how long has floor been a band since like the 90s right well i want to feel like that one full length came out in it in like 2000 yeah but i think they were around for a long time before that. I think they were putting out like seven inches.

Oh yeah, definitely putting out seven inches, yeah. And I feel like they also like, throughout the way... And a different kind of sound. Was it a different kind of sound? Or was it kind of... I mean, it was still like riffy, but they eventually hit on that like, I don't know what they called it eventually.

The bomb note. the bomb note, the bomb note, but it was also kind of like, I don't want to say like emo stoner rock, but cause that's not necessarily the word you don't want to say. Cause you'll cry. If you say it, you know,

it was definitely more. Joe, don't cry. Don't be like baby cry, baby, baby. No, no, baby. No, they definitely Stoner Rock. No, no.

Baby Stoner Rock. A little bit different than the early 70s. Like what I'm saying. Pebble Rock. Harmonically. They definitely stumbled upon a specific style and they stuck with it. Stuck with it.

Stumble upon? Remember that? I think it was stuck with it. That's a different one. I like that one. I'll send you that one. It's, you know, put on privacy. Yeah, he sent me that one. I had to get a hold of it.

Private viewing. Don't click on his links. Don't do it. When did this one come out? You know what? And did you say what it was called? I didn't catch the name. I did. Oblation. Oh. Standing Oblation. uh you know what and did you say what it was called i didn't catch the name i did oblation

oh 2000 standing in 2013 so are they are they still a band right now i believe they are still a band hot damn what are we on what is that 30 years no jesus christ what is 30 30 right i don't know let's start with start with 92 or is still active with torch i believe so i believe there was a what is the difference between floor torch and dove what is the difference oh i don't know who dove is i thought that was a floor release i think dove is a floor release and dove i think no a floor to lease dave is like a symbol that new orleans use for like their football team uses it it's kind of like a symmetrical symbol the saints thing yeah saints thing no jock talk i think dove was the name of a floor record and the name of look at all this up we could be looking all this up right now i think it's better that we just speculate

you know what's funny is like there's you always have to wonder if there's one person listening who knows the answers to some of these quandaries that we have. Oh, no. Floor was the name of a Dove album. Floor was the name of a Dove album. No, there's no way we're mixing it up that bad. No way, Joe B. I know that Dove is the name of a Floor album, for sure.

No, Dove is the name of a Floor album. What did I say? Now I don't know what's going on. You said the opposite. You said the dumbest shit I've ever heard. You said some of the dumbest shit. You made a really big biff. Listen, Floor is heavy as hell. This came out in 2014. This is their last

record, actually, so they're not active. Okay, yeah. But, yeah, so anyway. So they're still active. active torch is still active yeah yeah well i think so and torch is not torch is not floor but it shares it shares you know it's flourish it's flourish no it's not a flourish that's a different kind of mark i'm so confused i don't know what any of this means do i I get to play a tape? This is the cassette edition on Seasons of Mist. Wait, see, that's the distro and label?

And label, yeah. Yes. So they licensed the cassette edition of this. Very cool, very cool. But I don't know the label it came out on at first. It doesn't matter. Did you hear me earlier when I said standing oblation and I went like that?

Oh, yeah. I heard that. I loved it. Just wanted to touch on that one last time. Dave, do you have any more tapes that you want to play tonight? No. Alright, I got two I'm going to go out on. Okay. I'm going to go out. Here's how I'm going to do it. The first one I'm going to play out of this block.

Out of these two. The new one on Unif to play out of this block, out of these two. The new one on Unifactor by Machine Listener. Matthew Gallagher out of Ohio. You guys are familiar with this project, right? Yeah. Yes. This tape is, I was listening to this tape

and I just thought. Nothing new to me, dude. Well, I know it's, I mean, you can at least act. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Like, act surprised or like, act interested. No, no, I'm act surprised I'm joking give me one of those wow all the networks wow

the tape's called Headfooter it came out on Unifactor like I said in a solid batch Spedner and Deuce Avenue On Unifactor, like I said, in a solid batch. Spedner and Deuce Avenue. That's who the other people are. Is that like a Magic Eye cover there? Yeah, the artwork, it's got, you know what?

We were talking about Eder down earlier with those drawings. It's not exactly like that, but it's definitely in that world. It's in that universe of like Brian Chippendale from Lightning Bolts kind of artwork. You know what I'm talking about? I'm looking for the name here. Artwork by Warren W. Morris. Because you know Unifactor, a different person does the batch artwork every single time, which is a little something I mention every time a Unifactor tape is played. Dave't open oh dave by the way did you have any side effects from your vaccine uh no just super strength and just yeah just super strength strong erection

no i have a um can look into future can look into past my arms definitely my arms definitely achy but other than that no but i think it's the second one that knocks people out. So what do you get? You get the one shot, and then you go back and you get one on the other side, and then it protects both sides? Like right now, you're... Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're only on your left-hand side protected.

I haven't read the Pfizer bottle yet. I drank the whole thing. I'm getting Moderna in my butt. All right, let me get to this tape. So I'm organizing all my tapes and I came across a Sam Gascan tape. You guys know Sam Gascan, right? From Massachusetts?

Came across one of his tapes on a label called Kerchow Records. Which is... Kerchow. And didn't think much of it. You know, I thought, whatever. Put it up on the shelf. But then later on, I see on the internet a tape by, are you familiar with the Sloppy Boys?

Oh, yeah, I got a couple of their tapes. My mom doesn't know about them, though. No, I would not show this to mother. Mother cannot see this. Back that up a little bit. I don't think I'm allowed to look at that. No, Dave, you, I thought. No, Dave, because it's Tim.

Yeah, I'm on virtual private network right now. Okay. Yeah, don't worry about it. We're all Bitcoin right now, Dave. Don't worry about it. No, you know that show Birthday Boys? Can you make like a leather Bitcoin wallet? A leather Bitcoin wallet? No. No.

No. No. I'm out. No, this is Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis, and Jefferson Dutton from that sketch group, the Birthday Boys. They had a... Oh, okay. Do you remember that? That was a...

Who produced that? I think Bob Odenkirk. Bob Odenkirk. I wanted to say that. Yes. Of course he did. Of course he did. Why wouldn't he?

He's a nice guy. I'll do your show. I wanted to say that. Yes. Of course he did. Of course he did. Why wouldn't he? He's a nice guy. I'll do your show. I'll do your show. That's what, like, I'm sure if we sent him something and said, do our show, he'd say, yeah, do your show. I'll do your dumbass show, sure. Yeah. I just gotta be on it six times. I have to be on it.

I saw that they had they make music. They're in a band. They're making music that I guess... Is it funny music? I'd love to know. I'd love to know if it's musical humor or if it's just music that can be funny. Humorous music.

Because I got to say, sometimes the music isn't funny, but I don't know... Or do you just not get it? That's what I'm getting at. Well, either way, I don't know what it is, but I just thought it was so odd when I saw,

I was like, what the hell are these guys doing on this label that I have this tape I say I'm gas can on? So I just figured I would just order it just because of that. How come you didn't see if I wanted to order it? I didn't think you would. Why didn't you think I wanted to order it? Because I don't like musical comedy. You do not like musical comedy, and I know you don't like

musical comedy. Neither do I. That's why Mike ordered this tape. Yeah. Well, you know what? Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it's a bit of a power play that I'm doing because I know neither of you like musical comedy. You know what? I'm going to order it

and I'm playing it next show. No, you won't. No, I like it now. Do you remember that Lords of Sin thing? It was like a comedy video. Yeah, with like those like evangelists. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was funny. No, that was good. That's good musical comedy. See, so you like that. So you do like musical comedy. So there is something you will take. Oh my gosh,

I don't know who I am anymore. I do like musical comedy. Yeah, what about that Zach Gal. Oh my gosh, I don't know who I am anymore. I do like musical comedy. Yeah, what about that Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion thing? I don't think I like that. That's different. The piano is music. And he was doing comedy. Yeah, but it's just behind it. It's just behind it.

It's always just behind it. It's not like Adam Sandler. Oh, I like that though, Dave. What are you talking about, Hanukkah? No, what's he do? the the song it's not like adam sandler you're telling me oh i like that though they've we're talking about hanukkah no what's he do he does hanukkah that's good stuff yeah that's yeah but i i i only like the tunes i don't like the jokes i don't like the jokes you got just the instrumental records yeah i like what tuning he plays in. Yeah.

I don't really like the... Yeah, I don't like the vocals. You got a seven-inch of red-hooded sweatshirt, but you only listen to the instrumental B-side. This tape is... With an open G? With this tape... I like open tunings.

Welcome back to 120 Minutes. I'm Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth, your guest host tonight. This tape is clean. What are you cleaning off there, Dave? I'm sorry, I know Mike's I'm doing a little touch-up work right now. Let him talk! Alright, alright, Mike. Open G. No, but this tape is called

This tape is called Paradiso by the Sloppy Boys. The song I'm gonna play is called The Master Bong Ripper. The Mesta Bong Ripper. The Mesta Bong Ripper. The Mesta. What? Bong Ripper. Mesta Bong Ripper. The Mesta Bong Ripper.

It's fun. It's fun. And who knows? Maybe these guys, they throw my ass a tweet. Tweet about the episode or something like that. I don't know. I think you probably had to put this track towards the beginning of the episode.

Oh, we should have put it in the beginning? You don't think? Nobody's listening this far. Oh, fucking hell. Oh, Mike is. Oh, my. It's boiling. Is that it? I think that's it, yeah.

Oh, man. I got so much more to play. You want to throw another one? There's another strip on the Barbie? No, I'll play just one more, and that'll be it for the night. Oh, you want to play one more? I want to play one more. All right, let's do it.

I want to play Forgotten Sword. Oh. Whoops. On racist... Oops. Racistance soundscape. Wait, did you say racist soundscape? No, no. Racistance.

Like resistance. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. All right, that's better. Not a racist soundscape. Like, welcome to the resistance. This is like a Hillary Jesus Christ. Yeah. Alright, that's better. Not a racist soundscape. Like, welcome to the resistance. This is like a Hillary Clinton tape. That's cool. I really like this cover.

Hold it still. That's very... Ooh, I like that too. Look at that old wizard. That old grizzled wizard. Yeah. Looks like an old Choose Your Own Adventure illustration. Yeah. I feel like it's like... And he forgot his sword somewhere. He has it in the picture.

Yeah, he's literally holding his fucking sword on the cover. What do you mean forgotten sword? That was from before, though. No. No, they should erase the sword from the picture. I want to say this is from Austria. I'm going to go with Austria. I'm not even going to look it up.

Austria. The Paldi. And yeah, we'll go with it it's like dungeon dungeons and stuff is that Arnold Schwarzenegger or is that just a pitch down what

the paladin I don't even know what he said but it was funny oh shit Arnold Schwarzenegger in that video that he just made talked about like swords Conan sword yeah he showed made talked about like swords. Conan sword.

Yeah, he showed. He's got it. This is Conan's sword. Yeah, but I'm saying he talked about Conan O'Brien? Yes. Arnold Schwarzenegger. They shot like a version with Conan O'Brien and they were like, this just doesn't work.

We need somebody stronger. We need somebody stronger. We need someone else. Because he was also only like two. So they recorded that Schwarzenegger video with Conan O'Brien. No, I'm talking about Conan the movie. Oh, they filmed all of Conan

the Barbarian with Conan O'Brien? Yeah, with Conan O'Brien. It just didn't work right. It was like half. Like, we need someone else not named conan they're like why do we ever even pick this like lanky yeah why do we pick this guy he doesn't fit the profile at all but he's because the person that was doing the casting thought that you had to pick somebody that had the actual name. It was something. It was a loop.

It was a typo in the contract. Could he not pick up the sword? Well, that was part of the problem, too. He couldn't pick up the sword. So they had to use really bad special effects to make it look like he was holding it. They would call it the Forgotten Sword. And that's what it's called. The Conan O'Brien cut is called the forgotten sword.

Thank you for bringing us back. And that's what this is a soundtrack of. Yes. Basically. All right. Fair enough. Thank you. I'm going to go back to the I'm going to go back to the Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. The End The end of the world I am there In heaven In heaven He came to my world

He came to my world I will change you Remember The end The end I am there When you've been Began Beware You're All Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm the master Bong River

I'm known throughout the town If you think you've spied a smokestack It's just me that you have found The best of Porn Ripper The best of Porn Ripper The best of Porn Ripper The best ofaporn River The Vastaporn River

I worry about the ozone And the greenhouse effect But when my puffs finally roast the ice caps At least I'll be totally wrecked The Vastaporn River At least I'll be totally wrecked. The Vastabong River! The Vastabong River! The Vastabong River!

The Vastabong River! Stoke! Smoke! Stoke! Smoke! Smoke! Sail! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ¶¶ © transcript Emily Beynon